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- Previously on

"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

- A friend of mine introduced me to a guy.

- What? - Uh-oh.

- How's everything going?

- Just trying to organize for Saturday night.

My husband and I throw so many parties.

We were thinking black and white theme

because the truth is, it looks prettier in pictures.

- I heard you guys arguing about threesomes.

- This has been a lesson for me.

I will be mindful of them

being earshot with all of us, that's all.

- You're no longer comfortable

bringing your kids in our presence?

- You are a sh-- ----ing stirrer.

I wanna talk to you privately. - Okay.

- Well, if you're gonna be

the moral high ground everywhere...

- Moral high ground--really? - Yeah.

- Do you really wanna go there?

- I mean, do you wanna go there?

- Do you?

[dramatic music]

[upbeat music]

- Around here,

there's more than just dresses in everyone's closet.

- The secret to life?

Dance like everyone is watching.

- I won't settle for anything less

than everything.

- Life is an audition,

and honey, I am getting that part.

- You never know what to expect

when I'm expecting.

- Break a leg?

Not in these heels, honey.

- My life may not be a fairy tale,

but I'll always get a happy ending.

♪ ♪

[lively music]

♪ ♪

[doorbell buzzes]

[light dramatic music]

- Hi. - Hi, Camille.

- Welcome to my home.

Come in. - Hi!

- Nice to see you.

How are you? - I'm good, honey.

- So this is your permanent place, right?

- Mm-hmm. - This is really beautiful.

- This was all torn out, I think.

I don't even think I took out the ceiling,

just made it look lighter-- - So this is the master.

- This is the master.

- And you have this whole thing here.

I mean, this is a great place for honeymooners to live.

- Yeah, well--

- Right--I mean, not honeymooners,

newlyweds, I meant. - Newlyweds, yeah.

- Newlyweds, newlyweds, that's what I meant.

- Dave and I've definitely been living it up out here.

We love it, and I love looking at the seals.

- My God.

- This has been a very good place to heal,

especially after the house burned down.

Mason looked at me.

What did you say when we were walking out?

- I was, like, "This house is going down."

[objects cracking]

- Kimber will get some water. Would you like some here?

- Some ice in it?

- No, I actually don't want ice, thank you.

- I'll have some wa--

oh, maybe I'll have some-- a little wine.

I can't really drink.

You know when I drink, bad things happen.

- [laughs] They really do!

I have not spoken to Camille in months,

since she alienated every single person

that she could have a friendship with.

- Why can't I say a nice thing about Lisa Vanderpump

without you, the Witches of Eastwick, coming after me?

- Oh, my God.

But Camille reached out to me

and said that she really wanted to meet with me.

Hello?

I'm sorry, I'm just a little bit

taken aback right now,

but I'd actually like to hear what you have to say.

- I'd like to know what's going on,

'cause I haven't been around.

- Well... - It's been a crazy--

- Yeah. - Oops, thank you.

[light tense music]

♪ ♪

So thank you for coming over, and I know there's things that

the both of us wanna get off our--our chests,

'cause we've both been hurt,

and I just wanna hear-- hear you out.

- Well, if we're gonna, you know,

just dive right into it,

honestly, I don't where the anger towards me came from.

I mean, the tweets.

Every time someone tweeted something mean or hurtful,

you were liking and saying the rude things about

every single one of us across the board.

- I was so upset at you girls. - You were, like,

coming through and annihilating everybody.

You tweeted something about Denise drinking or something--

- I was so angry at Denise.

The whole issue about drinking, and--came up with her.

Well, (BLEEP), I did say those things.

- Is she on something?

- So I really was confused by that...

- Okay, that's fair.

- And it made me not trust what comes out of your mouth,

because, like, I don't know if you're saying something nice

if it's genuine, or if-- if you say something mean,

you really feel that, even. - Mm-hmm.

- You're saying one thing to one person,

and one thing to someone else. - And you've never done that?

- I pretty much stick to how I feel.

That's what friends do. I say that to your face.

Camille has this big opinion on Twitter,

and then when she sees you, says nothing to your face.

"Everything's fine."

No.

Saying how you feel, like we're doing right now.

- Okay. - That I-I can respect,

and I understand that, you know?

- But I did feel that I was on the attack.

I felt like, "Okay, who's gonna take

their turn next to go after Camille?"

And after a while, it's like, enough is enough.

I just lost my house.

There's so much one person can take.

I felt like they were the witches that came together,

like that "Macbeth" play, you know,

stirring their cauldron, and then saying,

"We're all together on this,

and our common enemy is Camille."

You did not stand up for me. That's why I got hurt because--

- I had a very hard time standing up for you

because of the things that were coming out of your mouth.

♪ ♪

- I wanna say that I'm sorry about the mean tweets.

I was very, very upset, but that's no excuse for them.

- Well, thank you. I appreciate that.

- You're welcome. - And listen.

We've been down this road before.

We've had way bigger problems, and we've gotten through it,

and we can do it again, you know.

You and I both don't hold onto things, I don't think.

- I know I don't. - No, I don't either.

- How can we get to a place where

you're okay with everyone in the group?

Because I know there are a lot of hurt feelings.

I care about Camille. And we've gone through a lot.

So I would like to be able to get past this.

And if Camille genuinely wants to fix things

with these ladies, I think that they would be open to it.

But she's gonna have to do some work.

We gotta figure out a way where we can all, you know,

be okay in a group, and I'm happy to help facilitate that.

- How do you think that happens?

- Well, let me think about it.

- Okay.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Hi, welcome. - Thank you.

There's two of us, please. - Okay, right this way.

- Thank you.

- I'm Jesse. I'll be taking care of you.

- Hi, Jesse, I'm Denise. Do you have any fresh juice?

- I do--I have orange juice, grapefruit juice.

- Is the grapefruit ruby red? - I believe so, yeah.

It's the pink one in the-- - I'll take that one.

- Grapefruit, sure. - Thank you.

- Hi. - Hi, how are you?

- Good! Mm!

I'll love a water.

- I just got a grapefruit juice right now.

- Juice for you. - Do you have fries?

- Yeah, we have our regular skinny fries,

or I have truffle fries.

- I'll do the skinny. - Can I share with you?

- Yes. - All right, thank you.

- You're very welcome.

[soft tense music]

♪ ♪

[both laugh]

- So I wanted to meet with you privately

because you and I have a really long history and, you know,

I didn't wanna get into anything

with the entire group.

- Mm. - When I got to Santa Barbara,

it hurt my feelings when you

called me a hypocrite in front of everyone.

- We've done films. We have posed for "Playboy."

We have to ----ing own that,

is what I'm really trying to say, Denise.

- I do, I--I-- of course I do.

- 'Cause you can't be a hypocrite about it.

- I'm not being-- - You have to ----ing own it.

Where's the line that we can be ourselves

and talk to you and be open-- where's my bar?

- I'm very open, but I still have a line with my kids that--

what I share with them of my adult life.

- Of course, of course. - And that was it.

- I have your skinny fries. - Thank you.

- Thank you. - You're very welcome.

- You've been very open and honest with everyone

about, number one, how big your husband's penis is,

happy endings--

- I haven't been honest with my daughters.

- No, but you're open and honest with this group.

- So but then am I not able to share with you guys

moments with our kids

without it turning into what it turned into?

- Well, why did it turn into that?

If you had never said anything to anyone else

and just kept it between you and your daughter,

none of this would be happening.

Sami mentioned threesome.

I would at least be aware of your children

if I'm at your home.

- Listen, I need you to take some form of responsibility

that you continued this conversation,

and you--you used the kids, you brought the kids into it.

The Denise I know is open, honest,

"I am who I am, take it or leave it, baby."

And all of a sudden, she's offended

by a threesome conversation,

and she's using her kids as the course of it.

That doesn't ring true for me.

- If I was pissed about something,

I would ----ing say it.

You know me. I'm not upset, I never was.

- I would think so. - I'm not.

- So, I'm, like, what the (BLEEP) is going on?

- This doesn't bother me. - I have to be honest with you.

Your energy is not matching what you're saying.

I feel that you're hostile and angry about this.

- Coming up...

- Camille's coming. - Well!

I know it's fire season.

I didn't realize the snakes were out as well.

- I feel you're hostile

- I feel you're hostile and angry about this,

and I felt that on Saturday night

when you were talking to Kyle.

Why aren't you being honest with Kyle and--

and saying, you know, "I don't like you, Kyle"?

- Listen, do you know-- I do like Kyle.

- Are you ----ing kidding me? Come on!

- Kyle always brings it back to her.

She wants to be the center of the ----ing attention.

She's very judgmental,

and I feel like she talks at us, not to us,

and she doesn't ----ing listen. Out of everyone,

I have the least connection with her.

- Honey, you can't run. You said it.

Okay, well, let's talk about where we are now, though,

because now people seem pissed from the other night.

So tell me what happened. - They started going at Aaron.

- Listen. This--these girls can be rough,

and--and I'm one of them,

but they usually don't just come at someone.

Something had to have been said to create that in 30 seconds.

- I don't know, but all I know is,

I did not want to be there with paparazzi outside.

This is Sutton's event. - Yeah.

- It's, like, I'm not gonna do this right here.

- Well, it's not helping when Aaron has been there,

when you guys have gotten up and left the group.

- This is the dumbest thing ever.

Find something else to fight about, honestly.

- No. - No, it's--it's ridiculous.

[talking over each other]

Are we done? Okay, well...

- You guys, Aaron, I thought we were gonna talk

through it instead of doing this.

- Well, I--I'm trying to talk through it.

- If you huff off and you guys--

- I didn't-- I don't feel like I huffed off.

Whether everyone believes me or not, that's on them.

You and I have had a long history,

and you know everything I've done

in sacrifice for these kids.

- I do.

- So of all of the women there,

for you to not have my kids' back--

Not mine, I don't care. I can take it.

But as does this go on and on,

my kids are gonna hear this on and on.

That's why I wanna ----ing drop it.

- Denise has had so much out in the press about Charlie,

and she's tried to protect her kids for so many years.

So I understand you don't want your kids to hear things.

I get that.

But you know that your kids watch television and saw you

and heard you talk about Aaron having a happy ending.

- I'm now dealing with that part of their life,

and it's--it's awkward.

- I think Denise may be using the show

to change her image from last season.

But guess what? This show is about us

being honest and showing our feelings.

Good, bad, ugly, all of it. You can't control it.

Okay, so where are you now?

Are you coming to Kyle's black and white party?

- If I can make it, I will.

- Well, let's leave it where it is, you know,

and it's just--I think it's a lesson learned, I do.

- Oh, I've-- I learned a lesson.

- Okay.

- My lesson learned is, I know where I stand with Lisa Rinna.

And I don't feel like I can trust her like I used to.

- Well... There's that.

[light tense music]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- What are those long tables? - Oh, gosh.

- It looks like a school room. What's happening?

- Oh, here we go.

- What I'm worried about right now is that's--

that looks really small. That's the whole dance floor?

- Yup, that's the whole thing. - No.

- No, we're setting it up now. - He's just setting it up.

- Oh, oh, oh, okay.

So what do we do with the chandelier?

- They're gonna go above-- above the column.

- These better be secure. I don't wanna kill anyone.

I just feel more pressure for it to be a success

for Children's Hospital,

wanting to make them proud too.

I couldn't sleep last night thinking about the flower room.

- I couldn't sleep last night either.

- I know, I know, I don't sweat it.

- When Mauricio was born, he had

a blood disease called neutropenia,

and he spent a good part of his life

in children's hospital.

So when we think about where we wanna put our energy

and our appreciation into,

it's Children's Hospital Los Angeles.

Oh, let--let me test this out. [laughter]

- How's that--how's that working out for you?

- I think it feels good.

And then this-- how do we get up here, hop?

- No, no, I have stairs.

- Hello? - Is Dorit here?

- Is my friend Kyle here? - How are you?

- There she is. Oh, you look beautiful.

- Thank you.

- Do you wanna have a glass of wine, or...

- Sure, whatever you want.

- We all need to just take a little Ashley--cheers, girl.

- Oh, cheers.

- Ashley's been working her butt off.

Wait, everyone look in the eye. Killing it, killing it,

killing it, I know.

I haven't really told everybody who's coming.

With everyone, I know there's so many weird situations.

- Oh, boy. - Like, for example,

Camille's coming.

[dramatic music]

- Well!

I know it's fire season.

I didn't realize the snakes were out as well.

- [laughs]

I went out to her house, and she acknowledged a lot

of mistakes she made and things she said, what she did.

She really wants to make it right with everyone.

- I feel bad for what I said about--

- Dorit? - Dorit.

Because that was uncalled for, and it was just--

I really hit below the belt.

- I think that she's a rational person,

and I think that if you were to say that to her,

she would appreciate that. - Mm-hmm.

- I can be civil, I can be cordial,

but I-I just can't. I'm sorry, I can't.

You can't believe anything she says.

Camille has crossed way too many lines.

There's no moving forward for us now.

- Your husband owes out a lot of money

to somebody very, very close to me.

- Camille, don't you dare threaten me, sweetheart.

- I'm not threatening, I want--I'm protecting you.

- You're a little snake. - Oh, yes.

- I would be the biggest idiot imaginable if I would tell her,

"No problem. We can be friends."

So, auction items.

Are you all set? Everything good?

The silent auction's gonna be in here?

- Silent auction's gonna be in there.

- Do we have everything? - I do.

I'm gonna be throwing an auction,

and not just a silent auction. Also a live auction.

I've never done something like this before.

Dorit's been helping me with the live auction.

I was scrambling, and then I tell her,

and not even kidding, it must've been ten minutes.

"I got this, I got this, I got that,"

I'm, like, "What?"

- You know, like, high-ticket, really good items.

- Really good items.

- There's a doctor that gave the $25,000 procedure.

Stay at a hotel. - Seven nights, six days,

breakfast, lunch, and dinner, massage every day.

- Can you believe? - No, I really can't.

- Kyle's pretty lucky to have a friend like me.

- Do you think Denise is gonna come?

I feel like she's not gonna come.

- Back at Sutton's, when I walked out

to speak to her and Aaron--

Denise feels they were in the right, everyone's in the wrong,

and the more it keeps being brought up,

she's just not gonna deal with it.

I just don't want what happened the last two times

we were together with Denise happen again tomorrow night.

- She's avoiding confrontation. - I know.

♪ ♪

Mm.

- Coming up...

- Aaron started to speak condescendingly to the women.

- Well, you know how I feel about husbands

interfering with things.

It always comes off a little bullying.

- Okay, well, that's what's happening.

[cheerful music]

♪ ♪

- Hello. - Hi.

- Hi. Garcelle and Lisa.

- I'll let them know you're here.

- Thank you.

- Hi. - Good to see you guys.

- Great to see you too. - Yeah, how are you doing?

- We're so excited that you're here.

- Yes, thanks for having me here.

- Yeah. - I'm excited.

- Excited to hear your idea of our script.

- Mm-hmm.

- I have created my career my whole life,

from, you know, modeling to acting to producing.

- We're gonna be in this conference room

if you guys are ready.

- Yeah. - We're ready.

- Awesome, okay.

- I feel like you can't box me in.

- There they are! - [screams]

[laughter] Hi, hi!

- This is how I support my family.

I'm a single mom, I'm in my 50s,

I'm a black woman, if you hadn't noticed.

All those things drive me to work

until I'm dead in the ground.

So we're excited not only to be here with you guys,

working on this project that we love,

and hearing your take on our script is exciting.

- Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I guess I'll just start from the beginning

and kinda tell you the story-- the way I reformulated it.

- Perfect.

- The setup of the story is--

Lorraine as we know is, like, 40, smart, sophisticated.

And then she's gonna meet Christian at a party,

who's polished and sophisticated.

He has a knack for wining and dining

and using his money to lure in women.

He's there with a much younger woman named Suzie.

And even while he's kind of there with Suzie,

he makes an active kind of, you know, pursuit of Lorraine.

[light music]

They end up having sex, and it ends up

being very compelling and fun, and their chemistry is strong.

And Lorraine says, "I want a threesome with Suzie."

- Come on. You read our script.

We want you to tell us how you're going to shoot it,

not make a completely different movie.

- Suzie slowly reveals that she's actually pregnant.

Lorraine and Christian were once married.

He also has a whole other family.

Christian's violent side comes out.

She starts getting crazy. He starts to go insane.

He doesn't know what's going on.

He brings Suzie on to try to murder Lorraine.

- Hell, no.

Nuts.

Nuts!

Um, I love the story.

I feel like it's diverted from the script a lot,

and that's an issue for me. I don't know.

I love that she goes away, she sort of gets--

she comes back for revenge, but I also feel like,

are we too different from the script?

- Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- For me, it was a big deal to learn how to, like,

have my voice and be able to speak up.

Even when I started taking acting classes,

I remember it was so hard for me to get mad

that I had to get those muscles going

so that I could stand up for myself.

That's my only thing.

If we can try to merge somehow...

I just feel like it's not the script that we wrote.

- Mm-hmm, yeah.

- Thank you so much for coming in.

- Thank you. - Really appreciate it.

Having this power now-- I never dreamt it.

And now you can't shut me up. [chuckles]

- Okay, good. Come back in.

Is she gone? - She's getting validation.

So don't yell.

[laughter]

- I think she's down to make, like,

the version of the movie that exists right now on the page.

- I don't know that.

We're fine with collaborating about rewrites,

but we weren't sure, because she's a writer-director.

Does she feel like she should be rewriting it?

- Right.

- Oh, my God, no.

Don't put another thing on my plate.

[laughter]

Thank you very much. - Triple threat.

[laughter]

[lively music]

♪ ♪

- Oh, my God.

So there's a black and white theme.

Black or white, I should say. oh, my God.

Should I wear a long, white, sexy dress

or a black tuxedo suit from my line?

Say my line. - Yeah.

[laughter]

- Your hair is strong. It wants to break away.

It's fighting me today.

Let me just dry it with a dryer just for a minute.

- Oh, my gosh.

♪ ♪

- Baby, I love these shoes you bought me.

Gonna leave everything to you from now on.

- You need to leave it to me.

- Just wear all black, my new shoes, everything.

Body's all black. - I love it.

Only all black?

- You look gorgeous, by the way.

- Thanks, honey. - Give it a shake.

- [scoffs]

Honey, if I do that, it's gonna start coming apart.

I've gotta keep it intact at least for half of the night.

- That's true.

- Tonight's gonna be interesting.

Aaron's kind of got himself in a little bit

of a sticky situation with the girls.

In an attempt to defend his wife,

he kind of has inserted himself in a way

that it's made some of the girls

feel a little uncomfortable.

- Let us ----ing go. It's ridiculous.

Why are we nitpicking on people?

You keep poking the bear.

- Tonight, maybe pull him aside

and have a quiet word, and just say,

"Aaron, listen, it can get tricky

if you're talking down to a group full of women."

- What he needs to do, honey, is--

which I've learned from my own experience--

is help his wife by supporting her,

not by fighting for her. There's a big difference.

It's very frustrating for a guy to watch his wife

go through something if he feels

that she's an innocent victim.

With me, I was very convinced of my own position

until actually I see it unfold

and think, "Why--why did I do that?"

- Why are you here to defend her?

- 'Cause I know what her intentions were,

and I know she's not a nasty person.

- I'm not calling her a nasty person.

I'm calling you a nasty person for saying that sh-- about me.

- But, you know, whether or not he listens,

some guys have to find out the hard way.

- We're happy you're here tonight.

- Thank you. - Really, really happy.

- Yeah. - Yeah, cheers!

- Cheers! - Cheers!

- Are you working? Are you not working?

- I'm starting a movie in two weeks.

- What do you mean? - What is it?

- I'm doing a little independent movie,

which is why I had to go brunette.

- Great!

- It's a really sweet Christmas movie,

but it's not a Hallmark movie.

- Oh, Denise just did a Hallmark Christmas movie.

- What's going on with Denise? - You know Aaron, don't you?

- I do.

- We were having dinner at Kyle's,

and Aaron started to speak condescendingly to the women.

- Well, you know how I feel about husbands

interfering with things.

- "I'll make it better, hold on."

- 'Cause it always comes off a little bullying.

- Okay, well, that's what's happening.

- Yeah, of course. - You sure?

- Yeah, you're good. - Okay, I'm just, you know--

- Am I throwing you into the lion's den?

- Hey, I can hold my own anywhere I need to.

- You really can. - Yeah.

- I really liked her.

- So do we. We still like her.

I still like Denise. I still like Aaron.

I just don't understand where this is coming from,

and I'm not going to be accepting any more guilt,

especially when I apologized in the moment.

I apologized the next day, and so...

- And she doesn't understand that.

She thinks he's just talking normally to us.

- Right.

I'm not looking to say hello to Aaron.

Listen, I live with a really smart man,

so I'm over being mansplained to, okay?

Especially by anybody else's husband.

- Just say hello and be happy-positive,

and just let it go.

- I'm always happy-positive. - I know.

If these women are willing to have a two-way conversation

and hear me, I'll be here all night and talk to them.

Maybe they'll be happy tonight. - Yeah.

- I don't know.

I was wondering that the last eight times.

- We should check on this stuff,

just to make sure. - I know.

- Coming up...

- Camille. - Yeah?

- It's nice to see you. - Okay.

- But you're an asshole on Twitter.

[upbeat music]

- How's it all looking?

♪ ♪

Moe! Moe?

Oh, honey, can you please put a blue light on?

- We could not get the blue light on.

- You're lying to me.

- I have been working on it for 2 1/2 hours.

- You're lying to me. - Nope.

- Well, who do I call? - Ghostbusters.

- No, come on, honey. I'm not kidding.

Don't (BLEEP) around. I need to talk to somebody

who has more knowledge of the situation.

All these high-tech things that you do--they don't work.

Why can't we just have an on-off button

like the olden days?

Hi, Portia. Is your hair done?

- Sh--. Sorry.

- I'm so busy, honey, and the pool lights won't go on,

and I have people arriving.

Do the little bun we do in the morning

when we drive to school, when we're, like, twins.

- Please, please, please help me, I beg you.

[upbeat music]

Just the pretty platters,

and that with the flowers in here.

- In here. - Yes, thank you so much.

Are those guests arriving right now?

Honey, please go get presentable.

Jeez, Louise. Okay.

♪ ♪

How are you? Good to see you.

Check out the auction on the left.

You'll see the table and everything there.

Look at these from XIV Karats. How beautiful.

I'm wondering if my husband will bid on these for me.

I have a feeling he won't

because I spent too much money on this party.

The party cost me six figures,

and my original goal was to make $200,000 for the hospital.

And if I don't make money, then I should've just

given this money to them instead of the party.

[dynamic music]

♪ ♪

- Oh! Cool.

- Well, I guess it's time to have a cocktail.

- Wow, this looks great.

"Bitch, please! You could never be me..."

That's awesome. This looks great--

- Hi! - Hi!

- How are you? - You look beautiful.

- Wow, that looks amazing. You guys look beautiful.

- You look so good.

- Let's go get a drink. - Okay, that sounds great.

- Let's go get a drink. Okay.

- What is the drink for the night?

- I can try-- I'll try the Harvest Moon.

- I'm gonna have a little alcohol, not a lot.

- Cheers to you, Kyle. - Thank you.

- Thank you for the invite. - I'm glad you're here.

- Cheers. I'm glad to be here.

- I'm so glad you're here. - Aw, it makes me happy.

- Are you a little bit nervous? - Yeah, I am.

I'm nervous to see the girls.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- "Bitch, please! You could never be me..."

- Hi. - Hi, how are you?

- Good, how are you? - This is Victor.

- Hi, how are you? Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

- It's on? Blue.

Oh, it's on?

- Oh, my God. Moe, I love you.

- You fixed it. - Now I can go shower.

- Love you.

- [laughs] - Thank you.

Clean up. Sharpen up.

- Done. Bye!

- I need to check quickly in the mirror

because I bumped my head and--

[light dramatic music]

♪ ♪

Hi, Kimber, how are you?

- Hi, sweetheart. You look beautiful.

- Thank you. So do you.

- Oh, my God. This dress is stunning.

- Thank you, thank you, thank you.

- How are you? Oh, my God.

- I know. Let's get a drink, my love.

- Okay, okay.

- Where's Kyle? - Probably outside, honey.

- Oh, there's Moe.

- Oh, we got the cold shoulder from Dorit.

- Did we ever, wow. - It's okay.

[lively music]

♪ ♪

- Wow.

Hi.

- Hi! - Hi!

- [screams] - Yeah!

- Hi! - Hi.

- Hello, stranger! - Look at here!

- How are you? - Oh, my God!

- Girls, make your way over here so I can come say hi.

We're going to look at the auction items.

- Ooh, XIV Karat! - That's three!

- Four VIP passes to Coachella. Four days in Aspen right in--

This is from Kurt Rambis from the Lakers.

Kris Jenner and Kylie sent this over.

$25,000 stem cell procedure for your face.

I mean, stem cell--

- No, not just for your face, Kyle.

It can be for your whole body.

[talking over each other] - Even for joints for your--

- Right, no, I know. For joints and everything.

- Oh, and by the way, Camille's here.

- Oh, she's here? - Oh, she's here?

- [laughs softly] - Oh, Camille's here?

- Talk about quieting a room. - Camille's here, oh.

- Everybody's, like-- [strangled gasp]

- Oh! - Yeah, yeah.

- Right?

- What is this? - Remember my godson?

- Oh, I love it! - Yeah!

- I love it! - So cute.

- Oh, I--come on. - Oh.

- And it says "fake" in here 'cause it's faux fur.

- That's funny. I know who to give that to.

Camille.

[laughter]

- It's so pretty. - Mmm.

[light tense music]

♪ ♪

- It'll be nice to see them.

- Are you good? - Yeah.

- Oh. Hi!

- Let's go outside and see what's going on.

How cute this is. Look how good the pool looks.

- Are you on good terms with Camille?

- Well, that's interesting.

- How disgusting are you? And that's disgustingly petty.

- You know what?

- So let's figure out who the mean girl really is, huh?

Seems like it's you.

- I don't know if I wanna go over there right now.

- Okay, that answers my question.

- I might let you go over first.

- That looks like Rinna. - Is it Rinna with longer hair?

- Well, yeah!

- Are you okay going over by yourself?

- Absolutely. [laughs]

- They know we're talking about them.

We're, like, so obviously talking about them.

- I'm not afraid. - Me neither.

- Let me tell you. I ----ing know you.

I know. Let's just talk it out.

Listen, I'm with Eileen. What am I gonna do?

- Oh, my God! - Hi, girls.

- Hi! - You look stunning.

- Oh, my God. How are you doing?

- Hello, Camille. How are you?

Camille. - Yeah?

- You were an asshole on Twitter.

I'm gonna say that to you, but it's nice to see you.

- Okay. - I don't have beef with you,

but you were an asshole on Twitter.

[tense music]

- Coming up...

♪ ♪

- Oh, my God.

- Camille.

- Camille. - Yeah?

- You were an asshole on Twitter.

I'm gonna say that to you, but it's nice to see you.

- Okay, okay. - I don't have beef with you,

but you were an asshole on Twitter.

I didn't like that. - Okay.

- I don't like the trash comment,

I don't like the "you guys are like a coven of witches."

- Well, it felt like that. - Okay.

- I mean, I'm gonna be honest with you.

You girls were really nasty to me.

- But you didn't have to do it in a public way.

- Well, I was kinda dishing out what I got.

I didn't like a lot of the stuff that you did last year.

[light dramatic music]

- I'm not gonna rehash anything.

I'm not gonna rehash anything.

- Okay, that's fine. - So we're good?

- No, we're not. Obviously, we're not good.

So there you go. You just called me an asshole.

That's not a great hello.

"Why, hello, you're an asshole."

Thank you.

I think I'll pass on that, thank you.

- Okay, all right. That's good, all right.

- There you go. That's what happened.

- Okay. - Uh-oh.

- Did I come here for everybody just to attack me?

Because I'll leave.

- Have a drink and (BLEEP) it. - Exactly.

Who's the asshole? Uh, Rinna, it's you.

If you don't wanna talk to me now,

I guess I'm just gonna have to tweet about this later.

- Into the pool. - Yeah, it's great, isn't it?

- Hi. That didn't go so well.

- Didn't it? - What?

- I had a little moment with Camille.

It didn't go so well right out of the gate.

Much like Denise, Camille's another person

who doesn't take responsibility for her own bad behavior.

- She can continue to be a nasty mean girl.

- Bye-bye, bye-bye, see you later, bye-bye.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Isn't this beautiful? - Beautiful.

- Well, hello. - Yay!

- Hi, baby. - Hi!

- Hi, so do you. - I'm Michael.

- I'm Dorit.

It's so nice to meet you, Michael.

- This is Michael. Mama's got a new boo.

Apparently, I love the name Michael.

My ex-husband was Michael, but there's a difference.

There's white Michael,

and then there's chocolate Michael.

This is Michael, PK. - How you doing?

- Nice to meet you. - Good to meet you, man.

You okay? - I'm good.

- When I married Mike Nilon,

I got a lot of flak from black people.

They felt like I was selling out from my kind,

so after my divorce I felt like I had to prove my blackness.

But honestly, I feel a connection with Michael

no matter what color his skin is.

But black is good.

- So you guys dating?

[indistinct chatter]

- [laughs] - Sorry, am I--just asking.

- Eight days? - Our first date.

- No, no, no, no. No, hold on.

- You have not pulled him here on your first date.

- No.

- Okay.

[lively music]

- Want me to hold anything? - No, I got it.

- Okay. - Thank you so much.

- Thank you.

♪ ♪

- No, it's beautiful. - Thank you.

- Like, a great setup.

- Whenever I have a couple friend

that goes through a divorce, you're made to feel

like you're supposed to choose a side.

I'm so excited you're here. - Yeah, we're gonna have fun.

- Thank you. - It's gonna be a great night.

- Mauricio and I really try to keep a balance

of being friends with both Paul and Adrienne,

which was a little challenging at times.

I don't think it would be a stretch to say

they were enemies.

- These are dinner-- - Make yourself useful.

- No, these--these are dinner plates.

- That's okay.

- He's not gonna want these plates here.

- God bless you. We want our plates here.

Hi, hi. - Hello.

- How are you? You look gorgeous.

- I love your makeup.

- Yeah, I didn't do it, but thank you.

- So it's nice to see them finally come together

and actually be friends.

[upbeat music]

- Thank you.

- Do you love this? So stunning.

Isn't that so cool? - "Bitch, please."

♪ ♪

- My sister's here. Hi.

- Hi, honey.

Oh, my God, that looks so pretty.

- These are from my line, you guys.

- [indistinct] - Isn't it great?

- Yeah. - You love it?

- We--we all need this.

- Look at the stress of this whole thing.

I'm--I'm coming unglued from the stress.

- Nobody is--Kathy?

No, nobody was even coming in the room.

- Thank you.

[light dramatic music]

[indistinct chatter]

- Oh, my God. Brandi.

- Wait, I was just gonna say hi.

Oh, my God! Hi!

- How are you? You look gorgeous.

- I'm, like, you have bangs. I didn't know you had bangs.

- I have bangs. You guys look great.

- Oh, thank you. - You look beautiful.

- Thank you. - You good?

- Yeah. Yeah, I'm a little nervous.

I don't know why. - Well, it's a lot.

It's funny that Brandi and I are in such a good place now

because for so many years,

it's safe to say that we couldn't stand each other.

You are trashy, and you're classless.

- Seriously, you're a bitch. (BLEEP) off.

- No, I wanna talk to you for a second.

- Stop it. - Don't you ----ing--

- Wow, really? - Don't ----ing touch me.

Don't ----ing do that.

- Don't pretend to be a ----ing good friend to her, okay?

- Are you kidding me?

- You're gonna let this person come between us?

But she posted this video of herself crying.

- You see your friends with their perfect husbands,

and they have their kids full time,

and, you know, I don't have that.

- It really broke my heart

seeing her break down like that.

I realized Brandi is a good person.

I think that she's just very misunderstood.

- What's that? - Oh, it's one of your dresses.

- Oh, it's falling apart, Teddi.

- Uh-oh. - I see it all over the place.

- Oh, my God.

- Are you dropping beads? - Everywhere.

I'm, like, dropping it everywhere.

- If everyone can just make their way to the tent,

grab a drink.

- Don't be shy about those bids, guys.

I wanna see a lot of bidding going on tonight

because it's important.

[upbeat music]

- I got you. - The tent looks so beautiful.

- I know. I thought the same thing.

- [yells] - Oh, my--how are you?

You look amazing. - Thank you.

You look so good.

Kim, you totally pulled it together.

You look gorgeous.

- Yes, you look amazing.

- I'm gonna try to get-- - Is that for me?

- No.

- That's nice. Oh.

Thank you.

- I love this.

- Attico. It's, like, falling apart

as I speak. - It's so good.

[light tense music]

♪ ♪

- Oh, there's Garcelle.

- Two vodka on the rocks, please.

[indistinct chatter]

- Denise and Aaron just got here.

- Pardon me?

- I saw Denise and Aaron.

- Oh.

- Coming up...

- To be honest,

you don't have to go through the pleasantries with me.

I don't really trust what you have to say.

- Denise and Aaron

- Denise and Aaron just got here.

- Pardon me? - I saw Denise and Aaron.

- Oh, cool!

- I have no urge to go out of my way to talk to Denise

because she's not being honest with me.

I had lunch with Denise, and she made it sound like,

to me, the ladies came after Aaron.

- They felt definitely threatened.

- See, this is what I'm talking about.

- It's not adding up. - It's messy.

She kept talking about the paparazzi.

- I did not want to be there with paparazzi outside.

There was paparazzi, was outside.

- Excuse me, there was no paparazzi.

- I don't wanna do that with the paparazzi out here.

[crickets chirping]

- What Sutton said is very different

from what Denise was telling me.

It's completely opposite, basically.

- I don't know where we sit.

- Denise!

- Looks like the group's all up in front there.

- Oh. How are you?

- How are you?

Hi, Aaron. - Where's all the--hello.

- You know when you get on a plane,

and you have to, like, eyeball where the exit is?

That's Denise when she comes into a party.

♪ ♪

- How are you, honey? Good to see you.

- You too. Oh, hi!

Aw, how are you? - Hi.

- How's it going?

- Incoming!

- Nice to see you.

- Good to see you. You look phenomenal.

- Thank you.

Where--I didn't know where-- - We're here, we're here.

- Oh, good. It's happening.

- Things are happening.

- Oh. - Hi, Denise.

- Oh, hi! - Hello, everyone.

- Hi! - You guys look beautiful.

- Thank you. All right, get in here!

Get in the middle!

[light tense music]

♪ ♪

- Hi, everybody. - Hi, Kyle!

- Hi, Kyle! - Whoo!

- Tonight is a little different because we're here

to support Children's Hospital Los Angeles.

But that does not mean we're not going to have so much fun.

We have some amazing auctioneers.

This is gonna be fast. There's paddles on your tables.

There may not be enough for everybody.

- Hello, everybody. Thanks for being here tonight.

- [indistinct] Hi.

- All right, we have a five-night stay

at the Fairmont Mayakoba in Rivera Maya, Mexico.

- Mexico!

Looking at $5,000 for this one.

Looking at 5,000--5,000. And 7,500 right here.

- I heard you've been getting involved

in a bit of drama here.

- Not really. - Little bit.

- Steady, calm, cool. - You okay?

- Yeah, it's all good.

- Sold! You got it for $5,000.

- Whoo! You stole it!

- Show them your hand. There you are.

- Oh, me? - Yes, you!

- [screaming]

- All right, we have the Masters Championship

around 2020 in Augusta, Georgia.

This is a $23,000 package. - Wow.

- How about $10,000 to get started?

- Tell them, now.

- 10,100, thank you. - Thank you so much!

- I got 10,000. Now give me 12,500.

I got 10,100, but 12,500-- 12,500 takers here.

Any $15,000 here? 15,500.

I got 15,000 there, but looking at 17,000.

- Pause it at 17,000! Yes!

- Dorit! [cheering]

- Yay!

[cheering]

- Yay, Dorit!

- Is there anybody in the house

that could get us $25,000 as a donation, 25,000 bucks?

- Thank you so very much. - Thank you.

[cheering] - Thank you very much.

- Thank you, thank you. - 25,000.

All right, thank you very much for that.

- I could use two fives.

- Rinna! [cheering]

- Thank you! - Thank you, Lisa.

- Wow, very, very thoughtful tonight.

- You're right. Always from that point of view.

- I think so, Aaron. - Yeah, I agree.

- What--what action?

- I get the feeling that my input isn't necessarily wanted.

- If someone asks a question, do you answer?

- He didn't really appreciate my brilliance.

- Literally like that.

- You guys, thank you so much. I'm so grateful.

I love you all.

[cheering and applause]

[upbeat music]

- I like it. - Do my boobs look good?

- Yeah. - They're good.

- Oh, thank you. - Nice and perked up.

- Well, you know, they were expensive,

so they need to earn their keep once in a while.

- Right, exactly. Cheers to tits.

- Yeah, right?

- Kim, do you see any ice back there I can put in this?

- Can I talk to you a second? - Yeah.

- Let's go over here. - Yeah.

- Otherwise, we won't be able to.

- I'm, like--

- [grunts]

[light dramatic music]

- So it's been told to me by several women

that you guys were upset that I walked away.

- How's Jennifer doing?

- And it's been going on for almost a month.

Do you know what I'm saying? - Denise?

- Yes?

- Did you and Camille say hi yet?

- Sure. I just wanted to--

- Hi. - Hi, how are you?

- Hi. - Nice to see you.

- Nice to see you. - How are you doing?

- I'm--I'm good. I'm good.

- Where the escape hatch on this couch?

I need outta here.

- Congratulations on all your success.

- Thank you. - Really.

- And Teddi, congratulations. - Thank you.

- You are adorable. - Oh, thanks.

- You look great. - Do you wanna sit down?

- So--yeah, for a sec.

♪ ♪

- What month are you in? - I am six months next week.

Yeah. - You don't look six months.

- Oh, thank you, but-- - How's it been going?

- You know, to be honest,

you don't have to go through the pleasantries with me.

I know you don't like me. - No, no, no, no, no--

- So we can just leave it with just, like, "Hey."

- I actually--

- I don't really trust what you have to say.

- You just don't want the compliment?

- I don't need it. I don't need it.

- Okay, fine.

- I-I don't have anything I need to get off my chest.

♪ ♪

- Okay.

- Next on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

- What, what, what? - Wait here.

- As much as you guys are codependent-ish,

and I like it--

- We're not codependent.

- I wanna be a thruple with you guys.

- I love a pretty kitchen island.

I love marble. I need to have a doorman

that are, like, cool with the cabanas.

- Look at the monsters I've created.

Are you kidding me?

I wanna take all of us on a trip, a getaway for a week.

So I have arranged something in Rome, Italy.

[cheering]

- Everyone says, "Be honest, be honest."

- When Aaron gets involved, it becomes something else.

- All right, I'll get to that in a second.

- I mean, what are we doing now?

- Denise wants to run from the truth.

She has these feelings, but she doesn't wanna say it.

- You guys need to be careful with her

because she's not who she pretends to be.

[dramatic music]

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