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Bonesaw. 14 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:08,880 (SQUEAKING) 15 00:01:38,166 --> 00:01:39,536 (PANTING) 16 00:01:41,166 --> 00:01:42,536 Gunther, time check. 17 00:01:42,542 --> 00:01:45,132 Exactly 17 hours and... 18 00:01:45,125 --> 00:01:46,075 Some minutes 19 00:01:46,083 --> 00:01:48,173 till the annual Skidzeez BMX Rodeo. 20 00:01:48,166 --> 00:01:49,956 Just enough time to get some practice in. 21 00:01:49,959 --> 00:01:51,709 But, Kick, isn't this warm-up stunt 22 00:01:51,959 --> 00:01:53,629 bigger than anything at the rodeo? 23 00:01:53,625 --> 00:01:55,325 If I'm going for a three-point shot, 24 00:01:55,625 --> 00:01:57,075 I practice from half-court. 25 00:01:57,083 --> 00:01:58,213 Oh, yeah! 26 00:01:58,208 --> 00:01:59,748 Like when you eat a big lunch 27 00:01:59,750 --> 00:02:01,170 before Thanksgiving dinner. 28 00:02:02,291 --> 00:02:03,961 (CACKLING) 29 00:02:03,959 --> 00:02:05,079 You think that hunk of junk 30 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:07,083 is any match for my new set of wheels? 31 00:02:19,625 --> 00:02:20,825 Gordon Gibble. 32 00:02:20,834 --> 00:02:22,544 West Mellowbrook, represent! 33 00:02:23,166 --> 00:02:25,286 Oh, what's this? 34 00:02:25,291 --> 00:02:27,171 The Golden Lasso trophy! 35 00:02:27,166 --> 00:02:29,376 Yeah, from the looks of it, I'll be keeping it this year 36 00:02:29,375 --> 00:02:31,875 when I win the BMX Rodeo again! 37 00:02:31,875 --> 00:02:33,125 (CACKLES) 38 00:02:33,792 --> 00:02:35,672 (BOTH LAUGHING) 39 00:02:37,875 --> 00:02:39,375 And how do you plan on doing that? 40 00:02:40,875 --> 00:02:42,625 Same way I did last year. 41 00:02:42,625 --> 00:02:44,205 (SPECTATORS CHEERING) 42 00:02:54,041 --> 00:02:56,001 ANNOUNCER: Gordon Gibble wins! 43 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,710 GUNTHER: You mean by cheating? 44 00:02:57,709 --> 00:03:01,209 Duh! I mean just with the best bike money can buy. 45 00:03:01,208 --> 00:03:02,628 Which I have a lot of. 46 00:03:02,625 --> 00:03:04,825 It's not the bike. It's the rider. 47 00:03:04,834 --> 00:03:06,464 (ALL THREE LAUGHING) 48 00:03:06,750 --> 00:03:08,710 Yeah, right. 49 00:03:08,709 --> 00:03:10,079 West Mellowbrook, out. 50 00:03:10,083 --> 00:03:11,503 Yeah, out! 51 00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:13,080 Yeah! Up! 52 00:03:13,083 --> 00:03:14,633 See you at the finish line. 53 00:03:14,625 --> 00:03:15,785 Let's do this. 54 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,290 Wow. It really is the rider. 55 00:03:24,291 --> 00:03:25,671 Shut it! 56 00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:28,920 (SCREAMS) 57 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:30,377 Kick! 58 00:03:33,500 --> 00:03:34,710 (CRASHING) 59 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,750 Kick, are you all right? 60 00:03:38,750 --> 00:03:40,330 Gunther, call an ambulance. 61 00:03:40,333 --> 00:03:42,333 (GASPS) Are you hurt that bad? 62 00:03:44,166 --> 00:03:45,326 (GUNTHER SCREAMS) 63 00:03:46,041 --> 00:03:47,421 (ALL LAUGHING) 64 00:03:54,625 --> 00:03:55,995 Yeah, can I... (GASPS) 65 00:03:57,250 --> 00:03:59,040 Bonesaw? What? 66 00:03:59,041 --> 00:04:00,581 She was so young! 67 00:04:00,583 --> 00:04:03,133 She just got her first rust spot last week. 68 00:04:03,125 --> 00:04:05,035 (CRYING) Why? Why? 69 00:04:06,250 --> 00:04:07,500 Kick? 70 00:04:07,834 --> 00:04:08,924 Can you fix her? 71 00:04:25,625 --> 00:04:27,205 (MACHINERY WHIRRING) 72 00:04:27,208 --> 00:04:28,958 (TICKING LOUDLY) 73 00:04:49,333 --> 00:04:52,503 -No! -(THUNDER CLAPPING) 74 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:54,000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 75 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,170 The bike's gonna be okay. 76 00:04:55,166 --> 00:04:57,126 We just don't think she'll be ready by race time. 77 00:04:57,125 --> 00:05:00,825 You gotta fix her. I can't do the Rodeo without Bonesaw. 78 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:02,964 I can't live without Bonesaw! 79 00:05:02,959 --> 00:05:04,959 Kick, the rodeo starts in an hour. 80 00:05:04,959 --> 00:05:06,249 We have to get another bike. 81 00:05:06,250 --> 00:05:07,540 Another bike? 82 00:05:07,542 --> 00:05:10,132 Doing the rodeo without Bonesaw would be like 83 00:05:10,125 --> 00:05:12,125 you doing it without funnel cakes! 84 00:05:12,125 --> 00:05:13,205 (SHRIEKS) 85 00:05:13,208 --> 00:05:15,918 Without Bonesaw, I just can't compete. 86 00:05:15,917 --> 00:05:18,497 Are you going to let that cheater Gordon win again? 87 00:05:18,500 --> 00:05:20,040 You said it yourself, Kick. 88 00:05:20,041 --> 00:05:22,081 It's not the bike, it's the rider! 89 00:05:22,834 --> 00:05:24,674 I'll do it. Yeah! 90 00:05:24,667 --> 00:05:26,377 Because Bonesaw would want me to. 91 00:05:26,375 --> 00:05:28,665 There's just one problem with that. 92 00:05:28,667 --> 00:05:31,747 With the rodeo going on, we are sold out of BMX bikes. 93 00:05:31,750 --> 00:05:33,170 What are we gonna do? 94 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,956 (RATTLING) 95 00:05:38,166 --> 00:05:39,416 What's in the back room? 96 00:05:39,417 --> 00:05:42,037 Nothing! We can't tell you! It's an absolute secret. 97 00:05:42,041 --> 00:05:47,001 Behind that door is the most baddest, untamable bike that ever existed! 98 00:05:48,208 --> 00:05:50,628 -Way to keep a secret,Razz. -Thanks! 99 00:05:53,458 --> 00:05:55,128 (HORSE PANTING) 100 00:05:55,458 --> 00:05:57,128 (WHINNYING) 101 00:05:59,917 --> 00:06:02,577 Where did it come from? BMX-ico? 102 00:06:02,583 --> 00:06:06,043 Nobody knows. It just showed up one day. 103 00:06:06,041 --> 00:06:10,001 Maybe it came 104 00:06:06,041 --> 00:06:08,041 from the wild! 105 00:06:08,041 --> 00:06:10,001 from outer space! 106 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:11,880 Yeah, okay, probably not outer space. 107 00:06:11,875 --> 00:06:14,875 What we do know is that everyone who takes on that bike 108 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:16,125 goes down hard. 109 00:06:16,125 --> 00:06:19,125 And they never ride again. 110 00:06:19,125 --> 00:06:21,165 Never, dude. Never. 111 00:06:22,208 --> 00:06:23,668 I don't have a choice. 112 00:06:23,667 --> 00:06:24,997 (GASPS) 113 00:06:25,458 --> 00:06:29,038 RAZZ: Welcome to the Skidzeez BMX Rodeo! 114 00:06:29,041 --> 00:06:32,171 Today's event is sponsored by Skidzeez Ride Shop. 115 00:06:32,166 --> 00:06:32,996 Ride hard. 116 00:06:33,667 --> 00:06:35,127 (ANIMAL CRYING) 117 00:06:35,375 --> 00:06:36,825 (HORSE WHINNYING) 118 00:06:36,834 --> 00:06:38,214 (YELPS) 119 00:06:38,917 --> 00:06:42,417 Buttowski? Thought you were out of the race due to technical difficulties? 120 00:06:42,417 --> 00:06:43,627 How did you know about that? 121 00:06:43,625 --> 00:06:46,785 No matter. I see you're racing with the Mustang Menace. 122 00:06:46,792 --> 00:06:49,292 I would have won but now I'm gonna win by a landslide. 123 00:06:49,291 --> 00:06:51,171 (ALL LAUGH) 124 00:06:51,166 --> 00:06:52,416 Good luck on the Menace. 125 00:06:53,041 --> 00:06:54,881 Are we still going to cheat, Boss? 126 00:06:54,875 --> 00:06:55,955 Of course, we are. 127 00:06:55,959 --> 00:06:59,629 Once again, welcome to the Skidzeez BMX rodeo! 128 00:06:59,625 --> 00:07:02,075 I'm Razz and he's Hush. Say hello, Hush. 129 00:07:02,083 --> 00:07:03,173 Uh, hello. 130 00:07:03,166 --> 00:07:08,326 Today we have a shocking, crazy, out-of-this-world challenge. 131 00:07:08,333 --> 00:07:10,583 Mellowbrook's own Kick Buttowski 132 00:07:10,583 --> 00:07:14,833 will ride the Mustang Menace! 133 00:07:14,834 --> 00:07:16,544 (SPECTATORS GASPING) 134 00:07:17,250 --> 00:07:19,420 Having some trouble there, Buttowski? 135 00:07:19,417 --> 00:07:22,497 (LAUGHS) I would have beaten you on your old bucket of bolts 136 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:24,290 but there's no way you'll win on that. 137 00:07:24,834 --> 00:07:27,084 It's not the bike, it's the rider. 138 00:07:27,083 --> 00:07:29,003 (SCOFFS) Whatevs. 139 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,000 Don't worry, Kick, you can do this. 140 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:34,040 You just have to remain determined, focused and... 141 00:07:34,291 --> 00:07:35,881 (SNIFFS) Funnel cake! 142 00:07:36,125 --> 00:07:37,625 One, please. 143 00:07:40,542 --> 00:07:42,002 (GROANS) 144 00:07:42,458 --> 00:07:43,748 It'll come back. 145 00:07:43,750 --> 00:07:45,040 Nothing ever does. 146 00:07:45,583 --> 00:07:48,333 RAZZ: Riders, on your ready! 147 00:07:48,333 --> 00:07:50,503 Riders, on your marks! 148 00:07:50,500 --> 00:07:52,250 -(AIR HORN SOUNDING) -Go! 149 00:07:52,250 --> 00:07:54,630 First up on the course, the BMX Bucking Chute. 150 00:07:54,625 --> 00:07:56,955 Right out of the gate, Buttowski is dead last! 151 00:07:56,959 --> 00:07:58,539 Like my good friend Hush always says, 152 00:07:58,542 --> 00:08:00,632 "A solid ride is your truest friend." 153 00:08:00,625 --> 00:08:02,955 But Buttowski's got no friends on the course today. 154 00:08:02,959 --> 00:08:04,539 If things stay like this, 155 00:08:04,542 --> 00:08:06,292 there's no way he'll make it out of here alive. 156 00:08:07,542 --> 00:08:11,042 Whoa, that Mustang Menace is stretching Buttowski to his limit. 157 00:08:11,041 --> 00:08:13,541 You could cut that tension with a knife if that were possible, 158 00:08:13,542 --> 00:08:14,832 but it's not! 159 00:08:15,709 --> 00:08:17,959 Next up is the Rodeo Clown Half-Pipe! 160 00:08:17,959 --> 00:08:20,539 Ooh, a barrel of pain for rider number 12 161 00:08:20,542 --> 00:08:22,382 and a barrel of laughs for me. 162 00:08:22,375 --> 00:08:25,995 And the Mustang Menace is pulling Buttowski through every barrel. 163 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,880 Seems like there should be an extra point for that, 164 00:08:27,875 --> 00:08:29,375 but there's not. 165 00:08:30,667 --> 00:08:32,497 This track is taking these riders down! 166 00:08:32,500 --> 00:08:33,790 Gibble's in the lead by default 167 00:08:33,792 --> 00:08:36,042 and Buttowski's hanging in there, not by default. 168 00:08:36,041 --> 00:08:37,461 Unbelievable! 169 00:08:37,458 --> 00:08:41,668 It looks like Buttowski is actually taming the Menace! 170 00:08:41,667 --> 00:08:44,037 Hush, what's your take on this madness? 171 00:08:44,041 --> 00:08:46,131 That's why you're the man, man. 172 00:08:46,125 --> 00:08:48,075 Ooh, Buttowski's closing in on Gibble. 173 00:08:48,333 --> 00:08:50,133 You're not going to win, Buttowski! 174 00:08:50,125 --> 00:08:52,875 I'm unbeatable, and fearless, and funny! 175 00:08:53,417 --> 00:08:55,037 (GORDON BABBLING) 176 00:08:57,083 --> 00:08:58,383 RAZZ: Wow! Look at Gibble go! 177 00:08:58,750 --> 00:09:00,960 It's almost like he's being remote-controlled. 178 00:09:00,959 --> 00:09:02,209 (BOTH CHUCKLING) 179 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:03,248 (CONTROL BEEPING) 180 00:09:03,917 --> 00:09:04,917 (GRUNTING) 181 00:09:05,709 --> 00:09:09,079 Let's see who survives the Horse's Eye. 182 00:09:09,083 --> 00:09:11,253 I think my eye is stuck like this. 183 00:09:11,250 --> 00:09:13,210 You'll never beat me, Buttowski. 184 00:09:13,208 --> 00:09:14,578 (LAUGHING) 185 00:09:15,375 --> 00:09:16,455 RAZZ: Can you believe this? 186 00:09:16,792 --> 00:09:19,792 Kick Buttowski takes the lead towards the final heat, 187 00:09:19,792 --> 00:09:22,082 the Thorn Horseshoe! 188 00:09:22,083 --> 00:09:24,583 It is the rider. Plan B. 189 00:09:30,875 --> 00:09:32,165 (SCREAMS) 190 00:09:33,291 --> 00:09:36,131 RAZZ: Oh, no. Buttowski's lost his bike. 191 00:09:36,125 --> 00:09:37,995 No way he can finish the race now. 192 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:41,040 -Kick! -(CACKLING) Later, loser. 193 00:09:41,041 --> 00:09:43,581 RAZZ: Buttowski's falling to a certain death. 194 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,583 He's finished. He's done for. He's... 195 00:09:45,583 --> 00:09:46,923 Wait. What's this? 196 00:09:46,917 --> 00:09:48,287 Bonesaw's returned. 197 00:09:48,291 --> 00:09:50,831 Buttowski's bike has caught him in midair! 198 00:09:50,834 --> 00:09:52,924 Bonesaw! But how? 199 00:09:53,625 --> 00:09:55,705 RAZZ: Can you believe this? 200 00:09:55,709 --> 00:09:58,289 Buttowski is back in the race on Bonesaw, 201 00:09:58,291 --> 00:10:00,081 and riding one-handed, no less! 202 00:10:00,083 --> 00:10:02,633 This is BMX racing at its finest! 203 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:08,130 Buttowski wins with a Hail Mary assist by Bonesaw 204 00:10:08,125 --> 00:10:09,035 and his good friend Gunther, 205 00:10:09,041 --> 00:10:10,331 who apparently is an expert welder. 206 00:10:10,333 --> 00:10:12,083 Yeah! 207 00:10:15,959 --> 00:10:17,329 (BOTH SOBBING) 208 00:10:21,041 --> 00:10:22,001 No! 209 00:10:29,083 --> 00:10:32,173 Dude, you did it! You got the Golden Lasso trophy back! 210 00:10:32,166 --> 00:10:34,126 Thanks, guys. But we did it. 211 00:10:34,125 --> 00:10:35,785 And it's not about the trophy. 212 00:10:35,792 --> 00:10:38,292 It's all about the rider and his bike. 213 00:10:45,417 --> 00:10:47,207 (SQUEAKING) 214 00:10:49,375 --> 00:10:51,665 HUSH: I've said it before and I'll say it again, 215 00:10:51,667 --> 00:10:54,127 a solid ride is your truest friend. 216 00:10:54,125 --> 00:10:56,125 (SNIFFS) That's beautiful, Hush. 217 00:10:56,125 --> 00:10:58,205 I thought I was your truest friend. 218 00:10:58,208 --> 00:10:59,748 Awkward. 219 00:11:09,041 --> 00:11:11,171 (SCREAMING) 220 00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:15,210 Hooray! 221 00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:18,999 Well, back to the old sanctuary that is our garage. 222 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,170 Yeah, and it seems like we could be in there all night 223 00:11:21,166 --> 00:11:22,996 working on Bonesaw, by the looks of it. 224 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,540 Yeah well, that "looks of it" 225 00:11:24,875 --> 00:11:26,535 like your speed crate. 226 00:11:26,542 --> 00:11:28,752 And those look like your snowboards! 227 00:11:28,750 --> 00:11:30,380 And your old helmets! 228 00:11:30,375 --> 00:11:32,535 And my scab collection! 229 00:11:32,542 --> 00:11:35,082 Finally, my collection is complete! 230 00:11:37,166 --> 00:11:38,496 Hey. Beat it! 231 00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:40,380 Go on, get out of here! 232 00:11:44,208 --> 00:11:45,498 Huh? 233 00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:47,710 Hey, shut the door, dillweed! 234 00:11:47,709 --> 00:11:50,079 Why are you dressed like a waiter in my garage? 235 00:11:50,083 --> 00:11:51,333 Your garage? 236 00:11:51,333 --> 00:11:52,833 This is the new rehearsal room 237 00:11:52,834 --> 00:11:55,084 for the up-and-coming band the Yeah Brads. 238 00:11:55,583 --> 00:11:57,083 And this hot ensemble 239 00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:59,543 will have the babes crying at their own feet. 240 00:11:59,542 --> 00:12:02,332 You look like a windsurfing lawyer! Now get out! 241 00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:04,043 We'll see who looks like stuff 242 00:12:04,041 --> 00:12:07,541 when the Yeah Brads win the Battle of the Bands! 243 00:12:07,542 --> 00:12:08,752 And after we win, 244 00:12:08,750 --> 00:12:11,080 we'll be using the garage to hang out with the babes, 245 00:12:11,083 --> 00:12:14,133 or shoot all our online music videos. Whichever comes first. 246 00:12:14,125 --> 00:12:15,875 And your junk is in the way. 247 00:12:16,125 --> 00:12:17,205 Wait for me, Kick. 248 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,250 (PUNCHING SOUNDS) 249 00:12:20,208 --> 00:12:22,128 Gunther, time for Plan B. 250 00:12:22,125 --> 00:12:23,375 What's Plan B? 251 00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:26,285 We're gonna sign up for the Battle of the Bands. 252 00:12:26,291 --> 00:12:28,131 But, Kick, we don't have a band! 253 00:12:28,458 --> 00:12:30,668 Then, Gunther, we'll scour the land, 254 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,287 we'll search all of Mellowbrook, 255 00:12:32,291 --> 00:12:34,831 we'll recruit people for the most awesome band 256 00:12:34,834 --> 00:12:36,464 the Food 'N' Fix has ever seen 257 00:12:36,458 --> 00:12:39,078 to beat Brad and win back our garage. 258 00:12:40,166 --> 00:12:41,166 Okay. 259 00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:44,878 Kick, great news. 260 00:12:44,875 --> 00:12:47,205 I finally found peeps to be in the band. 261 00:12:47,208 --> 00:12:48,788 -You did? -Yeah, come on. 262 00:12:49,583 --> 00:12:50,583 Well? 263 00:12:53,125 --> 00:12:54,415 So this is... 264 00:12:56,125 --> 00:12:57,995 You're not in the band! 265 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,250 Like I was saying. 266 00:12:59,250 --> 00:13:01,080 Here we have Howie on cello. 267 00:13:01,083 --> 00:13:02,423 (GROANING) 268 00:13:02,417 --> 00:13:04,037 That's about all we get out of him vocally. 269 00:13:04,041 --> 00:13:06,711 This is Emo Kid, master of the flute. 270 00:13:06,709 --> 00:13:09,169 And here we have Mary on castanet. 271 00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:14,173 And finally, the lovely Jackie on clarinet. 272 00:13:14,166 --> 00:13:18,076 I play it because it sounds like your name. Clarence! 273 00:13:18,083 --> 00:13:20,253 Uh, Gunther, can I have a word with you for a moment? 274 00:13:22,166 --> 00:13:24,286 Gunther, these are the best peeps you could find? 275 00:13:24,291 --> 00:13:25,501 Well, yeah. 276 00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:26,710 They're the only peeps in Mellowbrook 277 00:13:26,709 --> 00:13:28,879 you haven't driven from your life with your antics. 278 00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:30,995 WACKY JACKIE: You'll never drive me away, Kick! 279 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,080 I don't know, Gunther. Are you sure? 280 00:13:33,083 --> 00:13:37,043 (GRUNTS) A band's a band's a band's-a! (GROWLS) 281 00:13:37,041 --> 00:13:39,081 Gunther, why are you getting so upset? 282 00:13:39,083 --> 00:13:41,583 'Cause that garage is our place! 283 00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:42,753 Our place! 284 00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:45,040 And Brad's always ruining our fun. 285 00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:45,961 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 286 00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:47,919 And if we don't find a way to beat him... 287 00:13:47,917 --> 00:13:48,997 Gunther, calm down! 288 00:13:49,333 --> 00:13:52,083 No, no, it just makes me... 289 00:13:52,083 --> 00:13:53,293 That little girl's mad! 290 00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:55,881 (SCREAMS) Oh, no, he didn't! 291 00:13:57,542 --> 00:13:58,832 (GRUNTING) 292 00:13:58,834 --> 00:14:00,714 (RAPPING) ♪ Yeah, come on. What? 293 00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:02,709 ♪ Now I wasn't raised in a violent way 294 00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:03,999 ♪ But this vagabond's going down 295 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,420 ♪ Callin' me a woman every day 296 00:14:05,417 --> 00:14:08,167 ♪ Results in you screamin' out   Ow! 297 00:14:08,166 --> 00:14:11,126 ♪ Always puttin' on a smile, when all Kick does is sit around and frown 298 00:14:11,125 --> 00:14:13,165 ♪ You think that I'm the clown or just the comic relief 299 00:14:13,166 --> 00:14:14,956 ♪ When all I want to do is bite you with my teeth 300 00:14:14,959 --> 00:14:17,999 ♪ Ch-chic-a, ch-chic-ch-Chicarelli Chicarelli! 301 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,040 Whoa, Gunther! 302 00:14:19,041 --> 00:14:21,001 ♪ Oh, and another thing! Raisins in my brownies? 303 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,330 ♪ Mom, what you thinking? 304 00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:23,963 ♪ Can I have a word with you in the foyer? 305 00:14:23,959 --> 00:14:25,999 ♪ On second thought I'd rather speak to my lawyer 306 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,710 ♪ And see the look on her face 307 00:14:27,709 --> 00:14:29,669 ♪ As he presents my case and destroys her 308 00:14:29,667 --> 00:14:31,287 ♪ That'll teach her not to mess with me 309 00:14:31,291 --> 00:14:33,331 ♪ And a 1,000-year-old Viking brownie recipe 310 00:14:33,333 --> 00:14:36,383 ♪ Don't bake it like that Don't bake it like that 311 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:39,125 ♪ Why? Huh? Don't bake it like that, 312 00:14:39,125 --> 00:14:40,285 ♪ Fool, please 313 00:14:40,291 --> 00:14:42,421 ♪ And why does Miss Fitzpatrick always say 314 00:14:42,417 --> 00:14:44,127 ♪ "Gunther you're slackin' in every way"? 315 00:14:44,125 --> 00:14:45,825 ♪ Why do you say that I'm slackin' 316 00:14:45,834 --> 00:14:47,964 ♪ 'Cause I choose the back of your class to do my nappin'? 317 00:14:47,959 --> 00:14:50,039 ♪ Then off to the C-to- the-A-F-to-the-teria 318 00:14:50,041 --> 00:14:51,171 ♪ Where all the flavors be lackin', 319 00:14:51,166 --> 00:14:53,246 ♪ My lips still smacking Friends crack-a-lacking 320 00:14:53,250 --> 00:14:56,540 ♪ And all you haters will find me packin'... 321 00:14:56,542 --> 00:14:58,172 ♪ My lunch ♪ 322 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,130 (VOCALIZING) 323 00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:02,035 Gunther! Where did you learn how to rap? 324 00:15:02,041 --> 00:15:03,331 Say what? Rap! 325 00:15:03,333 --> 00:15:06,293 Oh, that? That's just how I complain when I get really upset. 326 00:15:06,291 --> 00:15:08,631 Complaining is what rap is all about. 327 00:15:08,625 --> 00:15:11,075 Gunther, you just helped us find our band. 328 00:15:11,083 --> 00:15:12,423 BAND: Hooray! 329 00:15:12,417 --> 00:15:15,667 And that band will be known as the Chimi-Changas. 330 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:20,210 And now let's get my garage back. 331 00:15:20,583 --> 00:15:22,003 One, two, three... 332 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,130 (LAUGHS) What have we here? 333 00:15:24,125 --> 00:15:25,245 Starting your own little band? 334 00:15:25,250 --> 00:15:26,540 You're darn right! 335 00:15:26,542 --> 00:15:28,632 And tonight, after we beat you at the Food 'N' Fix, 336 00:15:28,625 --> 00:15:30,205 I'm gonna take my garage back! 337 00:15:30,208 --> 00:15:32,168 You call that a rock band? 338 00:15:32,166 --> 00:15:34,036 More like a group of people that... 339 00:15:34,041 --> 00:15:35,211 Don't look like a rock band. 340 00:15:35,208 --> 00:15:36,498 (ALL LAUGH) 341 00:15:37,083 --> 00:15:41,173 We'd love to stay, but we gotta go back to our garage and practice. 342 00:15:41,166 --> 00:15:43,326 (GRUMBLES) I can't let Brad win. 343 00:15:43,583 --> 00:15:44,963 Must rock. 344 00:15:46,917 --> 00:15:50,077 Everyone, let's show Brad how much we rock. 345 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,043 Those aren't the instruments anyone plays. 346 00:15:52,041 --> 00:15:54,881 Yeah, yeah, but a band's a band's a band's-a, right, Gunther? 347 00:15:54,875 --> 00:15:56,955 Now, Mary, if you could play the castanets, 348 00:15:56,959 --> 00:15:59,169 then I'm sure you can keep the beat on the drums. 349 00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:00,376 -But... -Howie, 350 00:16:00,375 --> 00:16:02,535 playing the cello is the same as playing the bass. 351 00:16:02,542 --> 00:16:04,132 (GROANING) 352 00:16:04,125 --> 00:16:07,125 -Jackie, you stand here with your guitar. -But, Kick, I... 353 00:16:07,125 --> 00:16:08,495 And you here, Emo Kid. 354 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,250 Kick, everyone's trying to tell you that... 355 00:16:10,250 --> 00:16:13,630 Grab the mic, Gunther. Okay, let's rock. 356 00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:18,205 -It doesn't sound like Clarence. -I can't play drums. 357 00:16:18,208 --> 00:16:19,418 You can't just leave! 358 00:16:19,417 --> 00:16:21,417 Now we'll never get the garage back. 359 00:16:21,417 --> 00:16:22,997 Never! (YELLS) 360 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,460 -What? -(CRIES) 361 00:16:24,458 --> 00:16:25,458 Fine! 362 00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:29,380 Why am I even worried about the stupid Yeah Brads? 363 00:16:29,375 --> 00:16:31,205 He's never good at anything anyway. 364 00:16:31,208 --> 00:16:33,168 BRAD: Okay, guys, just like we practiced. 365 00:16:33,417 --> 00:16:35,077 -(MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ Look into my eyes... ♪ 366 00:16:36,542 --> 00:16:39,172 No way. Even though Brad looks lame, 367 00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:40,496 his band is really good! 368 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,540 HORACE: Well, Brad, thanks for letting us use our natural talents 369 00:16:43,542 --> 00:16:46,582 and not forcing us to perform elsewise. 370 00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:47,963 I gotta fix this. 371 00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:51,125 Whoa, slow down, Kick. What's the hurry? 372 00:16:51,125 --> 00:16:53,205 I gotta get the band back together. 373 00:16:53,750 --> 00:16:55,630 The band back together... 374 00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:59,753 Gunther! I've been looking for the band everywhere. 375 00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:02,210 -(SIGHS) Hey, Kick. -What are you doing? 376 00:17:02,208 --> 00:17:04,168 I was just logging into my new account 377 00:17:04,166 --> 00:17:06,126 on how-to-go-on- with-your-life-after- your-band-breaks-up- 378 00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:08,375 and-you'll-never-get- to-use-your-friend's- garage-again.com. 379 00:17:08,750 --> 00:17:10,000 Gunther, you were right. 380 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,130 I should have let the band do what they do best. 381 00:17:12,125 --> 00:17:13,205 Not what looks coolest. 382 00:17:13,208 --> 00:17:15,708 It's just too bad you realized all this now. 383 00:17:15,709 --> 00:17:17,499 You know, after you drove them all nuts 384 00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:19,790 and they waded into the sewage water and all. 385 00:17:19,792 --> 00:17:23,502 Don't remind me. I looked everywhere for them. They could be anywhere. 386 00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:25,210 Or they could be right under your nose. 387 00:17:25,208 --> 00:17:27,168 -What nose? -Just think, Kick. 388 00:17:27,166 --> 00:17:28,666 Of all the places to go tonight, 389 00:17:28,667 --> 00:17:31,207 where would the biggest lovers of music find themselves? 390 00:17:31,208 --> 00:17:34,128 WADE: Welcome to the Battle of the Bands. 391 00:17:34,125 --> 00:17:36,285 Up next, Rowdy Remington. 392 00:17:36,291 --> 00:17:38,791 Thank you, bro. This song is called My Friend. 393 00:17:39,166 --> 00:17:42,996 ♪ A-la-la-la-la, my friend A-la-la-la-la, my friend... ♪ 394 00:17:43,625 --> 00:17:45,665 -Boo! -ALL: Boo! 395 00:17:45,667 --> 00:17:47,917 Sorry, dude! The crowd has spoken! 396 00:17:47,917 --> 00:17:49,247 No, my friend. No. (SCREAMS) 397 00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:52,750 Kick, look! They're over there, by that lonely punch bowl. 398 00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:54,580 Hey, guys, room for one more? 399 00:17:54,583 --> 00:17:56,423 Did yous hear something? 400 00:17:56,917 --> 00:17:58,207 Go on. 401 00:18:00,041 --> 00:18:01,211 I'm sorry, guys. 402 00:18:01,208 --> 00:18:03,378 I tried to force you to be something you're not. 403 00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:05,955 But now I know it's about being who you are 404 00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:07,209 and doing what you do best. 405 00:18:07,208 --> 00:18:08,998 And that's what a band is all about. 406 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,460 WADE: Up next, the Chimi-Changas. 407 00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:12,960 How about it, guys? 408 00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:14,999 But we don't have our instruments. 409 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,380 Gunther? 410 00:18:17,083 --> 00:18:19,083 So, what do you say? 411 00:18:20,542 --> 00:18:23,172 Ladies and gentlemen, the Chimi-Changas. 412 00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:26,540 Hey, one of the members isn't doing things. 413 00:18:26,542 --> 00:18:28,082 Disqualification! 414 00:18:28,083 --> 00:18:31,133 He's right, Kick. Everyone needs to perform. 415 00:18:31,125 --> 00:18:33,495 Me, performing? I hadn't even thought of that. 416 00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:35,000 I don't know instruments... 417 00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:37,455 But I do know garages. 418 00:18:41,959 --> 00:18:43,079 What? 419 00:18:47,792 --> 00:18:50,132 (CLATTERING RHYTHMICALLY) 420 00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:52,170 -Gunther! -Yeah, Kick? 421 00:18:52,166 --> 00:18:54,126 -We need you to start rapping. -About what? 422 00:18:54,125 --> 00:18:56,075 Don't you have anything to be upset about? 423 00:18:56,083 --> 00:18:57,463 Nope! The band's back together, 424 00:18:57,458 --> 00:18:59,578 we're about to play, life is great. 425 00:18:59,583 --> 00:19:03,173 Gunther, come on. What about Miss Fitzpatrick? Or the cafeteria food? 426 00:19:03,166 --> 00:19:04,626 (GROWLS) 427 00:19:04,625 --> 00:19:07,575 Yeah! Or your mom putting raisins in your brownies? 428 00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:11,173 (GROWLS) You know she does that for fiber though. 429 00:19:11,166 --> 00:19:14,076 -Dude, come on! -Hey, that little girl can't sing. 430 00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:15,293 (SCREAMS) 431 00:19:15,291 --> 00:19:18,131 ♪ Can't stand it, when I get a back zit 432 00:19:18,125 --> 00:19:20,625 ♪ My mom says, "Stop it" every time I try to pop it 433 00:19:20,625 --> 00:19:22,375 ♪ Knocked down with you trying to attack me 434 00:19:22,375 --> 00:19:25,455 ♪ You'll find me in the corner but you better warn a brother when you're gonna hate 435 00:19:25,458 --> 00:19:28,788 ♪ Chic-chica, chic-chic-ch-Chicarelli Ch-Chicarelli! 436 00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:30,462 Horace, Pantsy, stop them. 437 00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:35,001 You didn't finish the song! 438 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,580 Ha! Looks like you're disqualified. 439 00:19:37,583 --> 00:19:40,543 Sorry, Danger Dude. That's the rules. 440 00:19:40,542 --> 00:19:42,752 -Doesn't change our friendship though. -(CAT YELPS) 441 00:19:42,750 --> 00:19:44,750 Up next... The Yeah Brads! 442 00:19:46,208 --> 00:19:48,328 Better luck next time, losers. 443 00:19:48,959 --> 00:19:50,209 Hey, ladies. 444 00:19:51,375 --> 00:19:53,285 We're the Yeah Brads, 445 00:19:53,291 --> 00:19:56,251 and this song goes out to you, woman 52. 446 00:19:57,166 --> 00:19:59,286 (VOCALIZING) 447 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:01,880 Almost had him. 448 00:20:01,875 --> 00:20:06,325 We were so close to getting the garage back. So close! (SCREAMS) 449 00:20:06,333 --> 00:20:07,583 Don't worry, Gunther. 450 00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:09,333 It's not about the garage anymore. 451 00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,543 We did what we could. And we made a great band, so... 452 00:20:11,542 --> 00:20:13,172 I just... I just... 453 00:20:13,166 --> 00:20:15,246 ♪ I just can't take another Brad sabotage 454 00:20:15,250 --> 00:20:19,130 ♪ Dressed like a waiter actually a hater in girly camouflage ♪ 455 00:20:19,125 --> 00:20:20,875 ♪ The only girl who can rock my world 456 00:20:20,875 --> 00:20:22,785 ♪ Take my hand, 457 00:20:20,875 --> 00:20:31,075 let's go and play 458 00:20:22,792 --> 00:20:25,082 -♪ Take my hand, - (RECORD SKIPPING) 459 00:20:25,083 --> 00:20:27,003 ♪ Take my hand, 460 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,960 -Huh? -♪ Take my hand, 461 00:20:28,959 --> 00:20:31,079 ♪ Take my hand, 462 00:20:31,083 --> 00:20:32,003 ♪ Take my hand... 463 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,330 Look! The Yeah-Brads aren't really singing! 464 00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:35,333 They're lip-synching! 465 00:20:35,750 --> 00:20:38,080 Ow! Ripe tomatoes! (SCREAMS) 466 00:20:38,083 --> 00:20:40,633 (IN AUTOTUNED VOICE) ♪ Hey! Kick has a friend He's an angry little girl 467 00:20:40,625 --> 00:20:42,745 ♪ He's the angriest little girl in the whole wide world 468 00:20:43,166 --> 00:20:47,376 ♪ Little girl! ♪ 469 00:20:47,917 --> 00:20:49,037 (BOTTLE WHISTLING) 470 00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:51,381 I finished. So I win, okay? 471 00:20:55,625 --> 00:20:57,825 (GROWLS) You know what? I'm over it. 472 00:20:59,041 --> 00:21:01,001 Too bad we didn't win, huh, Kick? 473 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,500 Oh, that doesn't matter, Mary. 474 00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:06,000 I don't think the Yeah-Brads are going to be practicing in the garage anytime soon. 475 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,000 Which means it's ours again! 476 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,920 (FAINT ROCK MUSIC) 477 00:21:11,291 --> 00:21:13,961 Hey, Kick! This garage is the perfect spot 478 00:21:13,959 --> 00:21:15,789 for us to get the old band back together! 479 00:21:15,792 --> 00:21:17,712 Harold, can you keep it down? 480 00:21:17,709 --> 00:21:19,379 Oh, she never lets me have anything. 481 00:21:21,959 --> 00:21:24,879 Hey, Kick, how many Brads does it take to screw in a light bulb? 482 00:21:24,875 --> 00:21:26,035 I don't know, Gunther. 483 00:21:26,041 --> 00:21:28,131 How many Brads does it take to screw in a light bulb? 484 00:21:28,125 --> 00:21:29,325 Seven. 36557

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