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<i>♪ Kick, Kick,</i>
<i>Kick, Kick, Kick</i>

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<i>♪ Kick Buttowski, Buttowski</i>

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<i>♪ Kick</i>

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<i>♪ Kick</i>

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<i>♪ Kick Buttowski</i>

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<i>♪ Kick, Kick, Kick</i>

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<i>♪ Kick Buttowski</i>

8
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<i>♪ Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick</i>

9
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<i>♪ Kick</i>

10
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<i>♪ Kick</i>

11
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<i>♪ Kick Buttowski</i>

12
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<i>♪ Kick Buttowski! ♪</i>

13
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Behold. Bonesaw.

14
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(SQUEAKING)

15
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(PANTING)

16
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Gunther, time check.

17
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Exactly 17 hours and...

18
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Some minutes

19
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till the annual
Skidzeez BMX Rodeo.

20
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Just enough time
to get some practice in.

21
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But, Kick, isn't this
warm-up stunt

22
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bigger than anything
at the rodeo?

23
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If I'm going for
a three-point shot,

24
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I practice from half-court.

25
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Oh, yeah!

26
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Like when you
eat a big lunch

27
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before
Thanksgiving dinner.

28
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(CACKLING)

29
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You think that
hunk of junk

30
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is any match for my
new set of wheels?

31
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Gordon Gibble.

32
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West Mellowbrook,
represent!

33
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Oh, what's this?

34
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The Golden Lasso trophy!

35
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Yeah, from the looks of it,
I'll be keeping it this year

36
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when I win the
BMX Rodeo again!

37
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(CACKLES)

38
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(BOTH LAUGHING)

39
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And how do you plan
on doing that?

40
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Same way I did last year.

41
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(SPECTATORS CHEERING)

42
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ANNOUNCER:
<i>Gordon Gibble wins!</i>

43
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GUNTHER:
<i>You mean by cheating?</i>

44
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Duh! I mean just
with the best bike
money can buy.

45
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Which I have a lot of.

46
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It's not the bike.
It's the rider.

47
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(ALL THREE LAUGHING)

48
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Yeah, right.

49
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West Mellowbrook, out.

50
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Yeah, out!

51
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Yeah! Up!

52
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See you at
the finish line.

53
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Let's do this.

54
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Wow. It really
is the rider.

55
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Shut it!

56
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(SCREAMS)

57
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Kick!

58
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(CRASHING)

59
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Kick, are you all right?

60
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Gunther, call
an ambulance.

61
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(GASPS) Are you
hurt that bad?

62
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(GUNTHER SCREAMS)

63
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(ALL LAUGHING)

64
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Yeah, can I...
(GASPS)

65
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Bonesaw? What?

66
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She was so young!

67
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She just got
her first rust
spot last week.

68
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(CRYING) Why? Why?

69
00:04:06,250 --> 00:04:07,500
Kick?

70
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Can you fix her?

71
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(MACHINERY WHIRRING)

72
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(TICKING LOUDLY)

73
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-No!
-(THUNDER CLAPPING)

74
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No, no, no, no,
no, no, no.

75
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The bike's gonna
be okay.

76
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We just don't think
she'll be ready
by race time.

77
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You gotta fix her.
I can't do the Rodeo
without Bonesaw.

78
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I can't live
without Bonesaw!

79
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Kick, the rodeo
starts in an hour.

80
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We have to get
another bike.

81
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Another bike?

82
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Doing the rodeo
without Bonesaw
would be like

83
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you doing it without
funnel cakes!

84
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(SHRIEKS)

85
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Without Bonesaw,
I just can't compete.

86
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Are you going
to let that cheater
Gordon win again?

87
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You said it
yourself, Kick.

88
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It's not the bike,
it's the rider!

89
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I'll do it.
Yeah!

90
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Because Bonesaw
would want me to.

91
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There's just one
problem with that.

92
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With the rodeo going on,
we are sold out of BMX bikes.

93
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What are we
gonna do?

94
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(RATTLING)

95
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What's in
the back room?

96
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Nothing!
We can't tell you!
It's an absolute secret.

97
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Behind that door is
the most baddest, untamable
bike that ever existed!

98
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-Way to keep a secret,Razz.
-Thanks!

99
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(HORSE PANTING)

100
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(WHINNYING)

101
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Where did it come from?
BMX-ico?

102
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Nobody knows.
It just showed up one day.

103
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Maybe it came

104
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from the wild!

105
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from outer space!

106
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Yeah, okay, probably
not outer space.

107
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What we do know
is that everyone who
takes on that bike

108
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goes down hard.

109
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And they never
ride again.

110
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Never, dude.
Never.

111
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I don't have a choice.

112
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(GASPS)

113
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RAZZ:
<i>Welcome to the</i>
<i>Skidzeez BMX Rodeo!</i>

114
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<i>Today's event</i>
<i>is sponsored by</i>
<i>Skidzeez Ride Shop.</i>

115
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<i>Ride hard.</i>

116
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(ANIMAL CRYING)

117
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(HORSE WHINNYING)

118
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(YELPS)

119
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Buttowski? Thought you were
out of the race due to
technical difficulties?

120
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How did you
know about that?

121
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No matter. I see
you're racing with
the Mustang Menace.

122
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I would have won
but now I'm gonna
win by a landslide.

123
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(ALL LAUGH)

124
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Good luck on the Menace.

125
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Are we still going
to cheat, Boss?

126
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Of course, we are.

127
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<i>Once again, welcome</i>
<i>to the Skidzeez BMX rodeo!</i>

128
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<i>I'm Razz and he's Hush.</i>
<i>Say hello, Hush.</i>

129
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<i>Uh, hello.</i>

130
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<i>Today we have</i>
<i>a shocking, crazy,</i>
<i>out-of-this-world challenge.</i>

131
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<i>Mellowbrook's own</i>
<i>Kick Buttowski</i>

132
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<i>will ride the</i>
<i>Mustang Menace!</i>

133
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(SPECTATORS GASPING)

134
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Having some trouble
there, Buttowski?

135
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(LAUGHS) I would have
beaten you on your
old bucket of bolts

136
00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:24,290
but there's no way
you'll win on that.

137
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It's not the bike,
it's the rider.

138
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(SCOFFS) Whatevs.

139
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Don't worry, Kick,
you can do this.

140
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You just have
to remain determined,
focused and...

141
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(SNIFFS) Funnel cake!

142
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One, please.

143
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(GROANS)

144
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It'll come back.

145
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Nothing ever does.

146
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RAZZ:
<i>Riders, on your ready!</i>

147
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<i>Riders, on your marks!</i>

148
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-(AIR HORN SOUNDING)
<i>-Go!</i>

149
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<i>First up on the course,</i>
<i>the BMX Bucking Chute.</i>

150
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<i>Right out of the gate,</i>
<i>Buttowski is dead last!</i>

151
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<i>Like my good friend</i>
<i>Hush always says,</i>

152
00:07:58,542 --> 00:08:00,632
<i>"A solid ride</i>
<i>is your truest friend."</i>

153
00:08:00,625 --> 00:08:02,955
<i>But Buttowski's</i>
<i>got no friends on</i>
<i>the course today.</i>

154
00:08:02,959 --> 00:08:04,539
<i>If things stay like this,</i>

155
00:08:04,542 --> 00:08:06,292
<i>there's no way</i>
<i>he'll make it out</i>
<i>of here alive.</i>

156
00:08:07,542 --> 00:08:11,042
<i>Whoa, that Mustang</i>
<i>Menace is stretching</i>
<i>Buttowski to his limit.</i>

157
00:08:11,041 --> 00:08:13,541
<i>You could cut that</i>
<i>tension with a knife</i>
<i>if that were possible,</i>

158
00:08:13,542 --> 00:08:14,832
<i>but it's not!</i>

159
00:08:15,709 --> 00:08:17,959
<i>Next up is the Rodeo</i>
<i>Clown Half-Pipe!</i>

160
00:08:17,959 --> 00:08:20,539
<i>Ooh, a barrel of pain</i>
<i>for rider number 12</i>

161
00:08:20,542 --> 00:08:22,382
<i>and a barrel of</i>
<i>laughs for me.</i>

162
00:08:22,375 --> 00:08:25,995
<i>And the Mustang Menace</i>
<i>is pulling Buttowski</i>
<i>through every barrel.</i>

163
00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,880
<i>Seems like there</i>
<i>should be an extra</i>
<i>point for that,</i>

164
00:08:27,875 --> 00:08:29,375
<i>but there's not.</i>

165
00:08:30,667 --> 00:08:32,497
<i>This track is taking</i>
<i>these riders down!</i>

166
00:08:32,500 --> 00:08:33,790
<i>Gibble's in the</i>
<i>lead by default</i>

167
00:08:33,792 --> 00:08:36,042
<i>and Buttowski's</i>
<i>hanging in there,</i>
<i>not by default.</i>

168
00:08:36,041 --> 00:08:37,461
<i>Unbelievable!</i>

169
00:08:37,458 --> 00:08:41,668
<i>It looks like Buttowski</i>
<i>is actually taming</i>
<i>the Menace!</i>

170
00:08:41,667 --> 00:08:44,037
<i>Hush, what's your take</i>
<i>on this madness?</i>

171
00:08:44,041 --> 00:08:46,131
<i>That's why</i>
<i>you're the man, man.</i>

172
00:08:46,125 --> 00:08:48,075
<i>Ooh, Buttowski's</i>
<i>closing in on Gibble.</i>

173
00:08:48,333 --> 00:08:50,133
You're not going
to win, Buttowski!

174
00:08:50,125 --> 00:08:52,875
I'm unbeatable, and
fearless, and funny!

175
00:08:53,417 --> 00:08:55,037
(GORDON BABBLING)

176
00:08:57,083 --> 00:08:58,383
RAZZ:
<i>Wow! Look at Gibble go!</i>

177
00:08:58,750 --> 00:09:00,960
<i>It's almost like</i>
<i>he's being remote-controlled.</i>

178
00:09:00,959 --> 00:09:02,209
(BOTH CHUCKLING)

179
00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:03,248
(CONTROL BEEPING)

180
00:09:03,917 --> 00:09:04,917
(GRUNTING)

181
00:09:05,709 --> 00:09:09,079
<i>Let's see who survives</i>
<i>the Horse's Eye.</i>

182
00:09:09,083 --> 00:09:11,253
<i>I think my eye</i>
<i>is stuck like this.</i>

183
00:09:11,250 --> 00:09:13,210
You'll never beat
me, Buttowski.

184
00:09:13,208 --> 00:09:14,578
(LAUGHING)

185
00:09:15,375 --> 00:09:16,455
RAZZ:
<i>Can you believe this?</i>

186
00:09:16,792 --> 00:09:19,792
<i>Kick Buttowski takes</i>
<i>the lead towards</i>
<i>the final heat,</i>

187
00:09:19,792 --> 00:09:22,082
<i>the Thorn Horseshoe!</i>

188
00:09:22,083 --> 00:09:24,583
It is the rider. Plan B.

189
00:09:30,875 --> 00:09:32,165
(SCREAMS)

190
00:09:33,291 --> 00:09:36,131
RAZZ:
<i>Oh, no. Buttowski's</i>
<i>lost his bike.</i>

191
00:09:36,125 --> 00:09:37,995
<i>No way he can</i>
<i>finish the race now.</i>

192
00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:41,040
-Kick!
-(CACKLING) Later, loser.

193
00:09:41,041 --> 00:09:43,581
RAZZ:
<i>Buttowski's falling</i>
<i>to a certain death.</i>

194
00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,583
<i>He's finished.</i>
<i>He's done for. He's...</i>

195
00:09:45,583 --> 00:09:46,923
<i>Wait. What's this?</i>

196
00:09:46,917 --> 00:09:48,287
<i>Bonesaw's returned.</i>

197
00:09:48,291 --> 00:09:50,831
<i>Buttowski's bike has</i>
<i>caught him in midair!</i>

198
00:09:50,834 --> 00:09:52,924
Bonesaw! But how?

199
00:09:53,625 --> 00:09:55,705
RAZZ:
<i>Can you believe this?</i>

200
00:09:55,709 --> 00:09:58,289
<i>Buttowski is back in</i>
<i>the race on Bonesaw,</i>

201
00:09:58,291 --> 00:10:00,081
<i>and riding</i>
<i>one-handed, no less!</i>

202
00:10:00,083 --> 00:10:02,633
<i>This is BMX racing</i>
<i>at its finest!</i>

203
00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:08,130
<i>Buttowski wins</i>
<i>with a Hail Mary</i>
<i>assist by Bonesaw</i>

204
00:10:08,125 --> 00:10:09,035
<i>and his good friend Gunther,</i>

205
00:10:09,041 --> 00:10:10,331
<i>who apparently is</i>
<i>an expert welder.</i>

206
00:10:10,333 --> 00:10:12,083
Yeah!

207
00:10:15,959 --> 00:10:17,329
(BOTH SOBBING)

208
00:10:21,041 --> 00:10:22,001
No!

209
00:10:29,083 --> 00:10:32,173
Dude, you did it!
You got the Golden
Lasso trophy back!

210
00:10:32,166 --> 00:10:34,126
Thanks, guys.
But we did it.

211
00:10:34,125 --> 00:10:35,785
And it's not
about the trophy.

212
00:10:35,792 --> 00:10:38,292
It's all about the rider
and his bike.

213
00:10:45,417 --> 00:10:47,207
(SQUEAKING)

214
00:10:49,375 --> 00:10:51,665
HUSH:
I've said it before
and I'll say it again,

215
00:10:51,667 --> 00:10:54,127
a solid ride is
your truest friend.

216
00:10:54,125 --> 00:10:56,125
(SNIFFS)
That's beautiful, Hush.

217
00:10:56,125 --> 00:10:58,205
I thought I was
your truest friend.

218
00:10:58,208 --> 00:10:59,748
Awkward.

219
00:11:09,041 --> 00:11:11,171
(SCREAMING)

220
00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:15,210
Hooray!

221
00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:18,999
Well, back to
the old sanctuary
that is our garage.

222
00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,170
Yeah, and it seems
like we could be in
there all night

223
00:11:21,166 --> 00:11:22,996
working on Bonesaw,
by the looks of it.

224
00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,540
Yeah well,
that "looks of it"

225
00:11:24,875 --> 00:11:26,535
like your speed crate.

226
00:11:26,542 --> 00:11:28,752
And those look like
your snowboards!

227
00:11:28,750 --> 00:11:30,380
And your old helmets!

228
00:11:30,375 --> 00:11:32,535
And my scab collection!

229
00:11:32,542 --> 00:11:35,082
Finally, my collection
is complete!

230
00:11:37,166 --> 00:11:38,496
Hey. Beat it!

231
00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:40,380
Go on,
get out of here!

232
00:11:44,208 --> 00:11:45,498
Huh?

233
00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:47,710
Hey, shut the
door, dillweed!

234
00:11:47,709 --> 00:11:50,079
Why are you
dressed like a waiter
in my garage?

235
00:11:50,083 --> 00:11:51,333
Your garage?

236
00:11:51,333 --> 00:11:52,833
This is the new
rehearsal room

237
00:11:52,834 --> 00:11:55,084
for the up-and-coming
band the Yeah Brads.

238
00:11:55,583 --> 00:11:57,083
And this hot ensemble

239
00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:59,543
will have the babes
crying at their own feet.

240
00:11:59,542 --> 00:12:02,332
You look like a
windsurfing lawyer!
Now get out!

241
00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:04,043
We'll see who
looks like stuff

242
00:12:04,041 --> 00:12:07,541
when the Yeah Brads
win the Battle
of the Bands!

243
00:12:07,542 --> 00:12:08,752
And after we win,

244
00:12:08,750 --> 00:12:11,080
we'll be using the garage
to hang out with the babes,

245
00:12:11,083 --> 00:12:14,133
or shoot all our
online music videos.
Whichever comes first.

246
00:12:14,125 --> 00:12:15,875
And your junk
is in the way.

247
00:12:16,125 --> 00:12:17,205
Wait for me, Kick.

248
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,250
(PUNCHING SOUNDS)

249
00:12:20,208 --> 00:12:22,128
Gunther,
time for Plan B.

250
00:12:22,125 --> 00:12:23,375
What's Plan B?

251
00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:26,285
We're gonna sign up
for the Battle of the Bands.

252
00:12:26,291 --> 00:12:28,131
But, Kick,
we don't have a band!

253
00:12:28,458 --> 00:12:30,668
Then, Gunther,
we'll scour the land,

254
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,287
we'll search all
of Mellowbrook,

255
00:12:32,291 --> 00:12:34,831
we'll recruit people
for the most awesome band

256
00:12:34,834 --> 00:12:36,464
the Food 'N' Fix
has ever seen

257
00:12:36,458 --> 00:12:39,078
to beat Brad and
win back our garage.

258
00:12:40,166 --> 00:12:41,166
Okay.

259
00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:44,878
Kick, great news.

260
00:12:44,875 --> 00:12:47,205
I finally found peeps
to be in the band.

261
00:12:47,208 --> 00:12:48,788
-You did?
-Yeah, come on.

262
00:12:49,583 --> 00:12:50,583
Well?

263
00:12:53,125 --> 00:12:54,415
So this is...

264
00:12:56,125 --> 00:12:57,995
You're not
in the band!

265
00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,250
Like I was saying.

266
00:12:59,250 --> 00:13:01,080
Here we have
Howie on cello.

267
00:13:01,083 --> 00:13:02,423
(GROANING)

268
00:13:02,417 --> 00:13:04,037
That's about all
we get out of him vocally.

269
00:13:04,041 --> 00:13:06,711
This is Emo Kid,
master of the flute.

270
00:13:06,709 --> 00:13:09,169
And here we have
Mary on castanet.

271
00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:14,173
And finally,
the lovely Jackie
on clarinet.

272
00:13:14,166 --> 00:13:18,076
I play it because
it sounds like your
name. Clarence!

273
00:13:18,083 --> 00:13:20,253
Uh, Gunther, can I
have a word with
you for a moment?

274
00:13:22,166 --> 00:13:24,286
Gunther, these are
the best peeps
you could find?

275
00:13:24,291 --> 00:13:25,501
Well, yeah.

276
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:26,710
They're the only peeps
in Mellowbrook

277
00:13:26,709 --> 00:13:28,879
you haven't driven
from your life
with your antics.

278
00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:30,995
WACKY JACKIE:
You'll never drive
me away, Kick!

279
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,080
I don't know, Gunther.
Are you sure?

280
00:13:33,083 --> 00:13:37,043
(GRUNTS)
A band's a band's
a band's-a! (GROWLS)

281
00:13:37,041 --> 00:13:39,081
Gunther, why are you
getting so upset?

282
00:13:39,083 --> 00:13:41,583
'Cause that garage
is our place!

283
00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:42,753
Our place!

284
00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:45,040
And Brad's always
ruining our fun.

285
00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:45,961
(BREATHES HEAVILY)

286
00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:47,919
And if we don't find
a way to beat him...

287
00:13:47,917 --> 00:13:48,997
Gunther, calm down!

288
00:13:49,333 --> 00:13:52,083
No, no,
it just makes me...

289
00:13:52,083 --> 00:13:53,293
That little girl's mad!

290
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:55,881
(SCREAMS)
Oh, no, he didn't!

291
00:13:57,542 --> 00:13:58,832
(GRUNTING)

292
00:13:58,834 --> 00:14:00,714
(RAPPING)
<i>♪ Yeah, come on. What?</i>

293
00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:02,709
<i>♪ Now I wasn't raised</i>
<i>in a violent way</i>

294
00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:03,999
<i>♪ But this vagabond's</i>
<i>going down</i>

295
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,420
<i>♪ Callin' me a woman</i>
<i>every day</i>

296
00:14:05,417 --> 00:14:08,167
<i>♪ Results in you</i>
<i>screamin' out</i>
andnbsp;
Ow!

297
00:14:08,166 --> 00:14:11,126
<i>♪ Always puttin' on a smile,</i>
<i>when all Kick does is sit</i>
<i>around and frown</i>

298
00:14:11,125 --> 00:14:13,165
<i>♪ You think that I'm the clown</i>
<i>or just the comic relief</i>

299
00:14:13,166 --> 00:14:14,956
<i>♪ When all I want to do</i>
<i>is bite you with my teeth</i>

300
00:14:14,959 --> 00:14:17,999
<i>♪ Ch-chic-a,</i>
<i>ch-chic-ch-Chicarelli</i>
<i>Chicarelli!</i>

301
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,040
Whoa, Gunther!

302
00:14:19,041 --> 00:14:21,001
<i>♪ Oh, and another thing!</i>
<i>Raisins in my brownies?</i>

303
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,330
<i>♪ Mom, what you thinking?</i>

304
00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:23,963
<i>♪ Can I have a word</i>
<i>with you in the foyer?</i>

305
00:14:23,959 --> 00:14:25,999
<i>♪ On second thought</i>
<i>I'd rather speak</i>
<i>to my lawyer</i>

306
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,710
<i>♪ And see the look</i>
<i>on her face</i>

307
00:14:27,709 --> 00:14:29,669
<i>♪ As he presents my case</i>
<i>and destroys her</i>

308
00:14:29,667 --> 00:14:31,287
<i>♪ That'll teach her</i>
<i>not to mess with me</i>

309
00:14:31,291 --> 00:14:33,331
<i>♪ And a 1,000-year-old</i>
<i>Viking brownie recipe</i>

310
00:14:33,333 --> 00:14:36,383
<i>♪ Don't bake it like that</i>
<i>Don't bake it like that</i>

311
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:39,125
<i>♪ Why? Huh?</i>
<i>Don't bake it like that,</i>

312
00:14:39,125 --> 00:14:40,285
<i>♪ Fool, please</i>

313
00:14:40,291 --> 00:14:42,421
<i>♪ And why does</i>
<i>Miss Fitzpatrick always say</i>

314
00:14:42,417 --> 00:14:44,127
<i>♪ "Gunther you're slackin'</i>
<i>in every way"?</i>

315
00:14:44,125 --> 00:14:45,825
<i>♪ Why do you say</i>
<i>that I'm slackin'</i>

316
00:14:45,834 --> 00:14:47,964
<i>♪ 'Cause I choose</i>
<i>the back of your class</i>
<i>to do my nappin'?</i>

317
00:14:47,959 --> 00:14:50,039
<i>♪ Then off to the C-to-</i>
<i>the-A-F-to-the-teria</i>

318
00:14:50,041 --> 00:14:51,171
<i>♪ Where all the</i>
<i>flavors be lackin',</i>

319
00:14:51,166 --> 00:14:53,246
<i>♪ My lips still smacking</i>
<i>Friends crack-a-lacking</i>

320
00:14:53,250 --> 00:14:56,540
<i>♪ And all you haters</i>
<i>will find me packin'...</i>

321
00:14:56,542 --> 00:14:58,172
<i>♪ My lunch ♪</i>

322
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,130
(VOCALIZING)

323
00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:02,035
Gunther! Where did you
learn how to rap?

324
00:15:02,041 --> 00:15:03,331
Say what?
Rap!

325
00:15:03,333 --> 00:15:06,293
Oh, that? That's just
how I complain when
I get really upset.

326
00:15:06,291 --> 00:15:08,631
Complaining is what
rap is all about.

327
00:15:08,625 --> 00:15:11,075
Gunther,
you just helped
us find our band.

328
00:15:11,083 --> 00:15:12,423
BAND: Hooray!

329
00:15:12,417 --> 00:15:15,667
And that band
will be known as
the Chimi-Changas.

330
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:20,210
And now let's
get my garage back.

331
00:15:20,583 --> 00:15:22,003
One, two, three...

332
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,130
(LAUGHS)
What have we here?

333
00:15:24,125 --> 00:15:25,245
Starting your
own little band?

334
00:15:25,250 --> 00:15:26,540
You're darn right!

335
00:15:26,542 --> 00:15:28,632
And tonight,
after we beat you
at the Food 'N' Fix,

336
00:15:28,625 --> 00:15:30,205
I'm gonna take
my garage back!

337
00:15:30,208 --> 00:15:32,168
You call that
a rock band?

338
00:15:32,166 --> 00:15:34,036
More like a group
of people that...

339
00:15:34,041 --> 00:15:35,211
Don't look like
a rock band.

340
00:15:35,208 --> 00:15:36,498
(ALL LAUGH)

341
00:15:37,083 --> 00:15:41,173
We'd love to stay,
but we gotta go back
to our garage and practice.

342
00:15:41,166 --> 00:15:43,326
(GRUMBLES)
I can't let Brad win.

343
00:15:43,583 --> 00:15:44,963
Must rock.

344
00:15:46,917 --> 00:15:50,077
Everyone, let's show
Brad how much we rock.

345
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,043
Those aren't
the instruments
anyone plays.

346
00:15:52,041 --> 00:15:54,881
Yeah, yeah, but a band's
a band's a band's-a,
right, Gunther?

347
00:15:54,875 --> 00:15:56,955
Now, Mary, if you
could play the castanets,

348
00:15:56,959 --> 00:15:59,169
then I'm sure you
can keep the beat
on the drums.

349
00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:00,376
-But...
-Howie,

350
00:16:00,375 --> 00:16:02,535
playing the cello
is the same as
playing the bass.

351
00:16:02,542 --> 00:16:04,132
(GROANING)

352
00:16:04,125 --> 00:16:07,125
-Jackie, you stand here
with your guitar.
-But, Kick, I...

353
00:16:07,125 --> 00:16:08,495
And you here,
Emo Kid.

354
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,250
Kick, everyone's
trying to tell you that...

355
00:16:10,250 --> 00:16:13,630
Grab the mic, Gunther.
Okay, let's rock.

356
00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:18,205
-It doesn't sound
like Clarence.
-I can't play drums.

357
00:16:18,208 --> 00:16:19,418
You can't just leave!

358
00:16:19,417 --> 00:16:21,417
Now we'll never
get the garage back.

359
00:16:21,417 --> 00:16:22,997
Never! (YELLS)

360
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,460
-What?
-(CRIES)

361
00:16:24,458 --> 00:16:25,458
Fine!

362
00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:29,380
Why am I even
worried about the
stupid Yeah Brads?

363
00:16:29,375 --> 00:16:31,205
He's never good
at anything anyway.

364
00:16:31,208 --> 00:16:33,168
BRAD: Okay, guys,
just like we practiced.

365
00:16:33,417 --> 00:16:35,077
-(MUSIC PLAYING)
<i>♪ Look into my eyes... ♪</i>

366
00:16:36,542 --> 00:16:39,172
No way. Even though
Brad looks lame,

367
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:40,496
his band is really good!

368
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,540
HORACE: Well, Brad,
thanks for letting us
use our natural talents

369
00:16:43,542 --> 00:16:46,582
and not forcing us
to perform elsewise.

370
00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:47,963
I gotta fix this.

371
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:51,125
Whoa, slow down, Kick.
What's the hurry?

372
00:16:51,125 --> 00:16:53,205
I gotta get the band
back together.

373
00:16:53,750 --> 00:16:55,630
The band back together...

374
00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:59,753
Gunther! I've been
looking for the
band everywhere.

375
00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:02,210
-(SIGHS) Hey, Kick.
-What are you doing?

376
00:17:02,208 --> 00:17:04,168
I was just logging
into my new account

377
00:17:04,166 --> 00:17:06,126
on how-to-go-on-
with-your-life-after-
your-band-breaks-up-

378
00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:08,375
and-you'll-never-get-
to-use-your-friend's-
garage-again.com.

379
00:17:08,750 --> 00:17:10,000
Gunther, you were right.

380
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,130
I should have
let the band do
what they do best.

381
00:17:12,125 --> 00:17:13,205
Not what looks coolest.

382
00:17:13,208 --> 00:17:15,708
It's just too bad
you realized
all this now.

383
00:17:15,709 --> 00:17:17,499
You know, after you
drove them all nuts

384
00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:19,790
and they waded
into the sewage
water and all.

385
00:17:19,792 --> 00:17:23,502
Don't remind me.
I looked everywhere for them.
They could be anywhere.

386
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:25,210
Or they could be
right under your nose.

387
00:17:25,208 --> 00:17:27,168
-What nose?
-Just think, Kick.

388
00:17:27,166 --> 00:17:28,666
Of all the places
to go tonight,

389
00:17:28,667 --> 00:17:31,207
where would
the biggest lovers of
music find themselves?

390
00:17:31,208 --> 00:17:34,128
WADE:
<i>Welcome to the</i>
<i>Battle of the Bands.</i>

391
00:17:34,125 --> 00:17:36,285
<i>Up next,</i>
<i>Rowdy Remington.</i>

392
00:17:36,291 --> 00:17:38,791
Thank you, bro.
This song is called
<i>My Friend.</i>

393
00:17:39,166 --> 00:17:42,996
<i>♪ A-la-la-la-la, my friend</i>
<i>A-la-la-la-la, my friend... ♪</i>

394
00:17:43,625 --> 00:17:45,665
-Boo!
-ALL: Boo!

395
00:17:45,667 --> 00:17:47,917
<i>Sorry, dude!</i>
<i>The crowd has spoken!</i>

396
00:17:47,917 --> 00:17:49,247
No, my friend.
No. (SCREAMS)

397
00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:52,750
Kick, look!
They're over there,
by that lonely punch bowl.

398
00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:54,580
Hey, guys,
room for one more?

399
00:17:54,583 --> 00:17:56,423
Did yous
hear something?

400
00:17:56,917 --> 00:17:58,207
Go on.

401
00:18:00,041 --> 00:18:01,211
I'm sorry, guys.

402
00:18:01,208 --> 00:18:03,378
I tried to force you
to be something you're not.

403
00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:05,955
But now I know
it's about being
who you are

404
00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:07,209
and doing what
you do best.

405
00:18:07,208 --> 00:18:08,998
And that's what
a band is all about.

406
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,460
WADE:
<i>Up next, the</i>
<i>Chimi-Changas.</i>

407
00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:12,960
How about it, guys?

408
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:14,999
But we don't have
our instruments.

409
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,380
Gunther?

410
00:18:17,083 --> 00:18:19,083
So, what do you say?

411
00:18:20,542 --> 00:18:23,172
Ladies and gentlemen,
the Chimi-Changas.

412
00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:26,540
Hey, one of the members
isn't doing things.

413
00:18:26,542 --> 00:18:28,082
Disqualification!

414
00:18:28,083 --> 00:18:31,133
<i>He's right, Kick.</i>
<i>Everyone needs to perform.</i>

415
00:18:31,125 --> 00:18:33,495
Me, performing?
I hadn't even
thought of that.

416
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:35,000
I don't know instruments...

417
00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:37,455
But I do know garages.

418
00:18:41,959 --> 00:18:43,079
What?

419
00:18:47,792 --> 00:18:50,132
(CLATTERING RHYTHMICALLY)

420
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:52,170
-Gunther!
-Yeah, Kick?

421
00:18:52,166 --> 00:18:54,126
-We need you
to start rapping.
-About what?

422
00:18:54,125 --> 00:18:56,075
Don't you have anything
to be upset about?

423
00:18:56,083 --> 00:18:57,463
Nope! The band's
back together,

424
00:18:57,458 --> 00:18:59,578
we're about to play,
life is great.

425
00:18:59,583 --> 00:19:03,173
Gunther, come on.
What about Miss Fitzpatrick?
Or the cafeteria food?

426
00:19:03,166 --> 00:19:04,626
(GROWLS)

427
00:19:04,625 --> 00:19:07,575
Yeah! Or your mom putting
raisins in your brownies?

428
00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:11,173
(GROWLS)
You know she does
that for fiber though.

429
00:19:11,166 --> 00:19:14,076
-Dude, come on!
-Hey, that little
girl can't sing.

430
00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:15,293
(SCREAMS)

431
00:19:15,291 --> 00:19:18,131
<i>♪ Can't stand it,</i>
<i>when I get a back zit</i>

432
00:19:18,125 --> 00:19:20,625
<i>♪ My mom says, "Stop it"</i>
<i>every time I try to pop it</i>

433
00:19:20,625 --> 00:19:22,375
<i>♪ Knocked down with you</i>
<i>trying to attack me</i>

434
00:19:22,375 --> 00:19:25,455
<i>♪ You'll find me in the corner</i>
<i>but you better warn a brother</i>
<i>when you're gonna hate</i>

435
00:19:25,458 --> 00:19:28,788
<i>♪ Chic-chica,</i>
<i>chic-chic-ch-Chicarelli</i>
<i>Ch-Chicarelli!</i>

436
00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:30,462
Horace, Pantsy,
stop them.

437
00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:35,001
You didn't
finish the song!

438
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,580
Ha! Looks like
you're disqualified.

439
00:19:37,583 --> 00:19:40,543
Sorry, Danger Dude.
That's the rules.

440
00:19:40,542 --> 00:19:42,752
-Doesn't change our
friendship though.
-(CAT YELPS)

441
00:19:42,750 --> 00:19:44,750
Up next...
The Yeah Brads!

442
00:19:46,208 --> 00:19:48,328
Better luck
next time, losers.

443
00:19:48,959 --> 00:19:50,209
Hey, ladies.

444
00:19:51,375 --> 00:19:53,285
We're the Yeah Brads,

445
00:19:53,291 --> 00:19:56,251
and this song
goes out to you,
woman 52.

446
00:19:57,166 --> 00:19:59,286
(VOCALIZING)

447
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:01,880
Almost had him.

448
00:20:01,875 --> 00:20:06,325
We were so close
to getting the garage
back. So close! (SCREAMS)

449
00:20:06,333 --> 00:20:07,583
Don't worry, Gunther.

450
00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:09,333
It's not about
the garage anymore.

451
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,543
We did what we could.
And we made
a great band, so...

452
00:20:11,542 --> 00:20:13,172
I just... I just...

453
00:20:13,166 --> 00:20:15,246
<i>♪ I just can't take</i>
<i>another Brad sabotage</i>

454
00:20:15,250 --> 00:20:19,130
<i>♪ Dressed like a waiter</i>
<i>actually a hater</i>
<i>in girly camouflage ♪</i>

455
00:20:19,125 --> 00:20:20,875
<i>♪ The only girl</i>
<i>who can rock my world</i>

456
00:20:20,875 --> 00:20:22,785
<i>♪ Take my hand,</i>

457
00:20:20,875 --> 00:20:31,075
<i>let's go and play</i>

458
00:20:22,792 --> 00:20:25,082
<i>-♪ Take my hand,</i>
<i>- </i>(RECORD SKIPPING)

459
00:20:25,083 --> 00:20:27,003
<i>♪ Take my hand,</i>

460
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,960
-Huh?
<i>-♪ Take my hand,</i>

461
00:20:28,959 --> 00:20:31,079
<i>♪ Take my hand,</i>

462
00:20:31,083 --> 00:20:32,003
<i>♪ Take my hand...</i>

463
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,330
Look! The Yeah-Brads
aren't really singing!

464
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:35,333
They're lip-synching!

465
00:20:35,750 --> 00:20:38,080
Ow! Ripe tomatoes!
(SCREAMS)

466
00:20:38,083 --> 00:20:40,633
(IN AUTOTUNED VOICE)
<i>♪ Hey! Kick has a friend</i>
<i>He's an angry little girl</i>

467
00:20:40,625 --> 00:20:42,745
<i>♪ He's the angriest</i>
<i>little girl in the</i>
<i>whole wide world</i>

468
00:20:43,166 --> 00:20:47,376
<i>♪ Little girl! ♪</i>

469
00:20:47,917 --> 00:20:49,037
(BOTTLE WHISTLING)

470
00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:51,381
I finished.
So I win, okay?

471
00:20:55,625 --> 00:20:57,825
(GROWLS)
You know what?
I'm over it.

472
00:20:59,041 --> 00:21:01,001
Too bad we didn't
win, huh, Kick?

473
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,500
Oh, that doesn't
matter, Mary.

474
00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:06,000
I don't think the Yeah-Brads
are going to be practicing in
the garage anytime soon.

475
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,000
Which means
it's ours again!

476
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,920
(FAINT ROCK MUSIC)

477
00:21:11,291 --> 00:21:13,961
Hey, Kick!
This garage is
the perfect spot

478
00:21:13,959 --> 00:21:15,789
for us to get the old
band back together!

479
00:21:15,792 --> 00:21:17,712
Harold, can you
keep it down?

480
00:21:17,709 --> 00:21:19,379
Oh, she never lets
me have anything.

481
00:21:21,959 --> 00:21:24,879
Hey, Kick, how many
Brads does it take
to screw in a light bulb?

482
00:21:24,875 --> 00:21:26,035
I don't know, Gunther.

483
00:21:26,041 --> 00:21:28,131
How many Brads
does it take to screw
in a light bulb?

484
00:21:28,125 --> 00:21:29,325
Seven.


