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♪ Kick, Kick,Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski, Buttowski
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick Buttowski! ♪
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I've conquered land
and I've conquered air,
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and now it's time
to conquer water.
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Uh, Wade? Faster!
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(GRUNTS)
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Sorry, amigo.
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Precision timing
is not my forte.
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For example,
I was supposed
to be at work
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three hours ago.
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So how'd it go?
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What do you think?
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But I was counting
on that stunt!
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The Kick Buttowski
Museum of Awesome
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desperately needs
a new exhibit.
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Attendance is dwindling!
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-Are you sure?
-I'll elaborate.
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In the last six months,
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the total number
of visitors has been
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zero.
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We need a new
stunt exhibit in here
or we're doomed!
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Or maybe we can install
a teleportation device.
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(BOTH SCREAM)
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(BOTH SHUDDER)
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We've got to have
a new exhibit.
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Maybe there's some
awesome artifacts
around your house
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that we could use.
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I guess there might be
some in the attic.
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Great! I'll hit the
teleportation switch.
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Ooh! Are we there?
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Hey! A trophy!
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Did you win this
for doing something
awesome?
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Naw. It's my dad's.
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In school he won
the award for
"Most Cautious."
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He put it up here
because he was afraid
someone would trip over it.
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What's this?
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Wow!
That'll look great in
the Museum of Awesome.
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This isn't my helmet.
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Who's "H"?
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Well, my dad's
name is Harold.
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Now, listen, be very,
very careful out there.
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Someone
could get hurt.
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This really
looks more like
a woman's costume.
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-What's your mom's
first name?
-Honey.
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Don't be shy, sugar.
Just tell me.
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No! My mom's
name is Honey.
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But could it be hers?
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There's a video
in here, too.
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I wonder what's on it.
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She's fast!She's daring!
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She's GreasedLightning on water!
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Attempting to breakthe land speed record,on water,
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this speed boating demonmakes a splashwherever she goes.
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Really?
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Locally, she's knownas Honey Buttowski...
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Mom?
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...but knownto her fans asHoney Splash!
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Such speed!
Such precision timing!
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Such glistening rhinestones!
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Gunther, do you realize
what this means?
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Your mom's an
Elvis impersonator?
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No! It means
I've got someone
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to drive the boat
for my stunt!
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-Elvis?
--Come on, let's go!
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Mom! Mom!
Is this yours?
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(GASPS) Yes... No.
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(STAMMERS)
I don't know.
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I mean,
I've never seen that
before in my life.
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I have to go now.
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She's not fooling anybody.
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She will drive that boat.
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-(DOORBELL RINGING)
-Coming!
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(GASPS) Is that the...
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X9-3000? Yup.
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With a 5,000
seahorse-power V-8?
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Hydrodynamic body styling.
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With water-cooled
turbo charged dual
aqua-boosters!
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So the suit is yours, then.
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Uh, yes.
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And you'll drive
the boat for my stunt?
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I'm sorry, Kick.
I just can't.
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Yes, you can!
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I saw the video!
You're Honey Splash!
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But have you seen
the whole video?
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Honey Splash was poisedto break the land speedrecord, on water,
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until a suddentragic injury cuther dream short.
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(SCREAMS)
Can't move!
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(GROANS)
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I tore my tendonacious
ligamental flexor.
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-Ouch.
-You know what
she's talking about?
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No, I just sat
on a rhinestone.
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I'm sorry, Mom.
I didn't know.
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I won't bug you anymore.
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Well, that is an awfully
nice boat out there.
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Yeah.
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And my tendonacious
ligamental flexor
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does seem to be
on the mend.
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Uh-huh.
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Maybe one little outing
wouldn't hurt.
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I like where you're
going with this.
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-Let's do it!
-Yes!
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I believe this outfit
is rightfully yours,
milady.
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Uh, thank you, Gunther,
but aren't you going to
need something to wear?
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No, I was wearing my
clothes under the suit.
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Uh, guess again.
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You mean
I'm standing here
in my underwear?
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Uh, guess again.
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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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-(SCREAMS)
-(CRASHING)
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MAN: His nakedness!
It burns!
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Mom, we don't
have to wait
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for you to wash
that jumpsuit, do we?
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Uh, guess again.
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Oh, I hope
I remember how
to drive one of these.
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(REVVING ENGINE)
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HONEY: Okay, Kick.Let's do this thing!
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But be careful, sweetie.
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Where is she?
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That stunt
was awesome!
Thanks, Mom.
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(CHUCKLES)
Wow, what a rush!
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I'd forgotten how
great it feels,
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and I really like it.
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GUNTHER: Here it is, Kick!
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The all-new Speedboat
Trampoline exhibit.
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All that's left
is to open up
to the public.
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-(CROWD CHEERING)
-I can hear the
crowd already.
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Come one, come all,
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to the new exhibit
at the Kick Buttowski
Museum of
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Awesome?
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So, Honey Splash,
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what brought you back
to speed boating after
all these years?
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What's going on, Mom?
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What's going on?
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Honey Splash is attempting
to break the land speed
record, on water.
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And who are you,
little guy?
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Oh, this is my son,
Clarence Buttowski.
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He's the whole reason
I'm doing this!
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CROWD: Aw!
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Well, Clarence,
how does it feel to have
a daredevil in the family?
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(CHUCKLES) Actually,
I'm the daredevil
in the family.
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(LAUGHS)
I'm sure you are.
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Following in
mommy's footsteps.
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(CROWD LAUGHING)
Look at mama's boy.
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He's even
wearing a miniature
Honey Splash outfit.
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This is my
own jumpsuit.
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I'm the daredevil.
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So cute.
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Well, just
don't get lost
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in all your mom's
awesomeness
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when she breaks
the land speed record,
on water!
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(CHEERING)
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Care to say anything
to your adoring fans
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before the big event?
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Oh, no.
I couldn't really...
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Look out, Mellowbrook,
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'cause Honey Splash is back!
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Come on, Kick!
Aren't you coming
to see your mom
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break the land speed
record, on water?
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-I just can't.
-Why not?
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Mom being awesome
somehow makes me
less awesome.
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Since when does
awesome plus awesome
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equal less awesome?
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Last time I checked,
awesome plus awesome
equals...
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More awesome.
It's simple arithmetic.
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You should support her.
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She's always
supported you.
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Honey Splash was poisedto break the land speedrecord, on water,
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until a suddentragic injury cuther dream short.
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(SCREAMS)
Can't move!
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HONEY:
Do you like it?
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Well, I know how muchyou love your stunts,
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so I made thisto show you howmuch I support you.
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You really are
awesome, Mom.
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Gunther was right.
Now it's my turn
to support Mom.
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REPORTER:
Here we are, folks!
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Honey Splash is about
to splash back
onto the scene.
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Ooh, looks like
she's about to go!
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Woo-hoo!
That's my mom!
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Twenty years later,
Honey Splash is one
switch flip away
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from breaking
the record.
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(SCREAMS)
My tendonacious
ligamental flexor!
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Can't move!
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Something must be wrong.
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If she doesn't stop,
she's gonna hit
that mountain!
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(ALL GASPING)
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Kick?
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Now that is some
precision timing.
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Dang. Late for work again.
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(SCREAMS)
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(GRUNTING)
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Mom. I'm so sorry.
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Why, Kick?
You just saved me.
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No, Mom.
Because I thought somehow
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you being awesome
would make me less awesome.
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But that's not true.
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Awesome plus awesome
just equals more awesome.
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We're awesome.
Oh, no.
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I might be fast,
but you, you're
something special.
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You've got an ability
like no one else.
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You're one of
a kind, Kick.
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My days of racing
are over.
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I'll leave the stunts
to the real daredevil
of the family.
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Thanks, Mom.
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But we have to keep
the legacy of Honey Splash
alive somehow.
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And I know just the way.
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ALL: Ooh!
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Wow.
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(GRUNTING)
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Stop being
dramatic, Kick.
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We're just going
shopping at the mall.
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No!
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No.
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I have no time
for your nonsense.
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I can't believe
we waited till
the last minute
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to get your suit for
Aunt Sally's wedding!
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But Mom, I already
have an awesome suit.
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We're getting you
a real suit.
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You can't pick out
clothes for me.
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I'm practically
a grown man.
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I pick out your
father's clothes.
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Hello, family!
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Well, I'm not
going to the mall.
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No way, no how.
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How many of Aunt
Sally's weddings
do I have to go to?
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Oh, come on, Kick.
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This year,
I'm in charge of
Aunt Sally's wedding.
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You and your cousin Kyle
always make the cutest
co-ring bearers.
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(GROWLS)
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I just want to make it
as loving and wonderful
as possible.
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Because the sixth time
better be the charm!
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Kick! Kick!
Where are you going?
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We're ready for the
super awesome bike jump.
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We have to get the
ramp back to the owner
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before he finds out
it's gone.
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Don't worry, Gunther.
I'll be back.
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Right after I go
clothes shopping.
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(GASPS)
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Until then, just
keep an eye on
the "U" until I...
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00:12:49,917 --> 00:12:51,537
You can count on me.
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(SCREAMS)
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00:13:04,125 --> 00:13:05,705
You punk kid!
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00:13:05,709 --> 00:13:06,879
Not today, Kick.
254
00:13:06,875 --> 00:13:08,495
I have to find you a suit.
255
00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:10,210
I don't have time
for you to be difficult.
256
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,630
Me? Difficult?
257
00:13:15,625 --> 00:13:16,785
Hey!
258
00:13:16,792 --> 00:13:19,382
Yee haw!
Ride 'em, cowboy!
259
00:13:20,375 --> 00:13:22,995
(SIGHS)
I love that bear.
260
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,000
I should text him.
261
00:13:24,959 --> 00:13:26,459
Oh, if I can't
find you a suit,
262
00:13:26,458 --> 00:13:28,378
I just don't know
what I'll do.
263
00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:30,665
I have to pick out
a wedding cake
and the flowers
264
00:13:30,667 --> 00:13:33,207
and find a mariachi band
that can play
Here Comes the Bride.
265
00:13:33,208 --> 00:13:34,998
And if I can't
find you a suit,
266
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,880
this wedding will
be all for nothing.
267
00:13:37,125 --> 00:13:38,665
And I, uh...
268
00:13:38,667 --> 00:13:40,667
(BLOWING RASPBERRIES)
269
00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:50,630
(CLUCKING)
270
00:13:51,750 --> 00:13:53,540
Okay, Mom!
Okay, okay!
271
00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:56,332
We're just here
to get the suit.
Nothing else.
272
00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:59,043
I don't want you to worry.
You can count on me.
273
00:13:59,041 --> 00:14:02,131
Really. The suit
and nothing else.
274
00:14:02,125 --> 00:14:05,455
Oh, thank you, Kick!
You have no idea
how helpful this is.
275
00:14:08,417 --> 00:14:12,627
A free T-shirt to anyone
brave enough to test-ride
the X-3000!
276
00:14:13,875 --> 00:14:15,955
Anyone with
a jumpsuit and helmet
277
00:14:15,959 --> 00:14:18,249
wanna try indoor
skydiving, free?
278
00:14:19,875 --> 00:14:21,625
Free year's supply
of Cheetah Chug
279
00:14:21,625 --> 00:14:23,955
to anyone who knows
Billy Stumps' middle name.
280
00:14:24,291 --> 00:14:26,211
Mom? (CHUCKLES)
A little help?
281
00:14:27,917 --> 00:14:29,497
(CLUCKING)
282
00:14:32,166 --> 00:14:34,536
Oh, so many styles
to choose from.
283
00:14:34,542 --> 00:14:35,882
Guess we'll just have
to try them all.
284
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,825
No! (GRUNTS) I mean...
285
00:14:37,834 --> 00:14:39,794
Kick, the sooner
we find you a suit,
286
00:14:39,792 --> 00:14:41,132
the sooner we can
get out of here.
287
00:14:41,125 --> 00:14:42,785
Oh, in that case...
288
00:15:06,083 --> 00:15:08,253
Let's buy this sucker
and go home.
289
00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:09,961
No.
No?
290
00:15:09,959 --> 00:15:12,209
Come on, Mom, please.
This one is perfect.
291
00:15:12,208 --> 00:15:13,958
It's two sizes too big.
292
00:15:13,959 --> 00:15:17,749
But I know where
we can find something
that will fit you.
293
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,210
No! Not that!
294
00:15:19,208 --> 00:15:21,418
MAN ON PA: Attention!There's a 2%-off sale
295
00:15:21,417 --> 00:15:23,167
in the men's shortand squat department.
296
00:15:23,166 --> 00:15:24,996
I think I found one.
297
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,210
Oh, it's going to
fit you perfectly.
298
00:15:27,208 --> 00:15:28,878
Mom, someone
could see me.
299
00:15:28,875 --> 00:15:30,785
Hold still, Kick.
300
00:15:30,792 --> 00:15:33,042
Oh, thank goodness.
It's the very last one.
301
00:15:33,041 --> 00:15:35,331
Oh, isn't he just
as cute as a button.
302
00:15:35,333 --> 00:15:37,633
Mmm-hmm. He's in
a wedding today.
303
00:15:37,625 --> 00:15:39,785
I could just put him
in my pocket.
304
00:15:39,792 --> 00:15:42,252
You know, we have
such a hard time
finding clothes for him.
305
00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:43,830
He's very small
for his age.
306
00:15:43,834 --> 00:15:45,674
Okay, Mom, Mom,
Mom, we get it.
307
00:15:45,667 --> 00:15:46,827
Can we get out
of here?
308
00:15:46,834 --> 00:15:48,384
Okay, Kick. Fine.
309
00:15:48,375 --> 00:15:50,825
Great. You go pay for it,
I'll go hide in the car.
310
00:15:50,834 --> 00:15:52,964
I don't wanna be
in this store any longer
than I have...
311
00:15:52,959 --> 00:15:57,169
Oh, that would look
great on your father.
312
00:15:57,166 --> 00:15:58,786
Kick, hold this
and wait in line,
313
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:00,712
while I check this out.
314
00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:04,039
But, Mom, what if someone
sees me with this
stupid monkey suit?
315
00:16:04,041 --> 00:16:06,961
It's not stupid, Kick.
And I'll just be a minute.
316
00:16:06,959 --> 00:16:09,579
Oh, I hope it comes
in leopard print.
317
00:16:10,458 --> 00:16:12,208
I'll go wait in line.
318
00:16:12,792 --> 00:16:15,172
You pick that suit up
off the floor!
319
00:16:15,166 --> 00:16:17,956
And don't let that thing
out of your sight!
320
00:16:17,959 --> 00:16:21,039
Oh, I just don't know
what I'd do if
we lost that suit.
321
00:16:21,041 --> 00:16:23,211
Okay! Okay. Gee!
322
00:16:23,208 --> 00:16:24,998
Yo, yo, Danger Dude!
Wade?
323
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,920
Hey! Getting some
new threads?
324
00:16:26,917 --> 00:16:28,957
This suit?
Totally not mine.
325
00:16:28,959 --> 00:16:31,579
You know I don't
wear lame stuff.
I'm just holding it.
326
00:16:31,583 --> 00:16:33,923
What are you doing here?
Just looking
for a new shirt.
327
00:16:33,917 --> 00:16:35,747
Oh, yeah,
and some pants.
328
00:16:39,417 --> 00:16:42,627
Oh, and in my size too.
329
00:16:42,625 --> 00:16:44,325
Where's the
fitting room?
330
00:16:45,625 --> 00:16:46,995
How do I look?
331
00:16:48,125 --> 00:16:49,625
Buttowski?
332
00:16:50,458 --> 00:16:52,378
"Short 'n squat"?
333
00:16:54,083 --> 00:16:58,543
Aw, Buttowski,
what a lovely little
suit you got there!
334
00:16:58,542 --> 00:17:01,042
What's the occasion?
Being a loser?
335
00:17:01,041 --> 00:17:05,251
Yeah. And imported
double-breasted suits
are so last year.
336
00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:07,170
(LAUGHS)
337
00:17:07,166 --> 00:17:09,706
Uh, I mean,
you smell funny.
338
00:17:09,709 --> 00:17:10,959
And you're really short.
339
00:17:10,959 --> 00:17:11,999
BOTH: Yeah.
340
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,130
Hey, look. There's
a sale on cologne.
341
00:17:14,125 --> 00:17:16,075
BOTH: What?
To the cologne counter.
342
00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:17,713
Because people
in the next county
343
00:17:17,709 --> 00:17:20,209
can't smell you
with the whole bottle
you have on now.
344
00:17:20,792 --> 00:17:22,332
At least the worst
is behind me.
345
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:24,003
(GASPS) Kendall?
346
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,580
Aw, that suit'll
look cute on you.
347
00:17:26,583 --> 00:17:29,043
Cute? I don't do cute.
348
00:17:29,041 --> 00:17:32,131
I hate suits,
I hate shopping
and I hate malls.
349
00:17:32,125 --> 00:17:33,995
So can you leave me
alone with this suit?
350
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,040
Because it's the last one.
351
00:17:35,041 --> 00:17:37,581
And if anything happens to it,
my mom will have a cow!
352
00:17:38,375 --> 00:17:40,205
Clarence, you're
such a freak!
353
00:17:40,542 --> 00:17:41,882
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
354
00:17:43,709 --> 00:17:44,879
It's gone.
355
00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:46,915
It's the last one!
356
00:17:46,917 --> 00:17:48,037
Kick, how could you?
357
00:17:48,041 --> 00:17:49,881
(ROARS)
358
00:17:50,291 --> 00:17:51,961
I gotta find that suit!
359
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:56,541
(GASPS) The suit!
360
00:17:59,834 --> 00:18:01,084
Save my spot?
361
00:18:07,291 --> 00:18:08,381
Hey!
362
00:18:11,792 --> 00:18:13,292
You punk kid!
363
00:18:21,166 --> 00:18:22,876
(MUZAK PLAYING)
364
00:18:25,291 --> 00:18:27,001
You punk kid!
365
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:40,630
(CRIES)
366
00:18:48,208 --> 00:18:50,038
You punk kid!
367
00:19:01,625 --> 00:19:02,995
KICK: Litterbug!
368
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:12,543
(PANTING)
369
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,250
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
370
00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:20,420
A free T-shirt to anyone
brave enough to test-ride
the X-3000!
371
00:19:24,917 --> 00:19:26,247
Here, Wade!
372
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:27,920
Thanks, Danger Dude!
373
00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:35,671
(EXCLAIMS)
Oh, you punk kid!
374
00:19:37,875 --> 00:19:41,955
You punk! You punk!
You punk kid!
375
00:19:41,959 --> 00:19:42,959
(EXCLAIMS)
376
00:19:44,458 --> 00:19:45,578
You punk kid!
377
00:19:58,917 --> 00:20:01,497
That's right, folks!
Hamster clearance sale!
378
00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:10,633
(ALL SCREAMING)
379
00:20:10,625 --> 00:20:12,575
All right,
time to go, Kick.
380
00:20:12,583 --> 00:20:13,883
Ooh, garter socks.
381
00:20:16,959 --> 00:20:18,879
(SCREAMS)
Giant hamster!
382
00:20:18,875 --> 00:20:19,915
(CHILDREN SCREAMING)
383
00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:28,455
(SCREAMS)
384
00:20:32,166 --> 00:20:33,536
You punk kid!
385
00:20:36,041 --> 00:20:38,671
Have you seen my son?
He was right here!
386
00:20:39,375 --> 00:20:43,825
Oh, Kick! I was so worried
that something happened
to you and that suit.
387
00:20:43,834 --> 00:20:45,004
I don't know what I'd do.
388
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,290
I know, Mom. Which
is why it's right here,
389
00:20:47,291 --> 00:20:49,331
safe and sound,
like I promised.
390
00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:51,333
Oh, I'm so proud of you.
391
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:52,883
-Thanks, Mom.
-And you know,
392
00:20:52,875 --> 00:20:55,825
I think I might have
picked up a little
something extra for you.
393
00:20:55,834 --> 00:20:57,924
Like what.
A new cummerbund?
394
00:20:57,917 --> 00:21:00,077
Like maybe
something you'd like.
395
00:21:00,083 --> 00:21:01,333
(CHEETAH SNARLING)
396
00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:03,923
(GASPS)
A year's supply
of Cheetah Chug?
397
00:21:03,917 --> 00:21:06,917
But the only way to win this
is to know Billy Stumps'
middle name.
398
00:21:06,917 --> 00:21:08,247
And how would
you know that?
399
00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:11,670
Because my son
just happens to be Kick
Buttowski, that's how.
400
00:21:11,667 --> 00:21:14,127
By the way, what
do you think of your
dad's new underwear?
401
00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:15,915
Ew! Mom!
Come on. Gross.
402
00:21:15,917 --> 00:21:17,287
I didn't need
to see that.
403
00:21:17,959 --> 00:21:19,249
Hey, Kick, is
that a new suit?
404
00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:20,750
Wow, I really like
that new suit.
Looks snazzy.
405
00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:21,790
You look really
handsome in that suit.
406
00:21:21,792 --> 00:21:23,922
Really sharp.
Right, left, right.
Or is it left, left...
407
00:21:28,625 --> 00:21:30,285
Punk kids!
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