1 00:00:05,500 --> 00:00:10,000 ♪ Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick 2 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:11,750 ♪ Kick Buttowski, Buttowski 3 00:00:11,750 --> 00:00:13,040 ♪ Kick 4 00:00:15,333 --> 00:00:16,633 ♪ Kick 5 00:00:17,625 --> 00:00:19,075 ♪ Kick Buttowski 6 00:00:19,083 --> 00:00:21,633 ♪ Kick, Kick, Kick 7 00:00:21,625 --> 00:00:23,205 ♪ Kick Buttowski 8 00:00:23,208 --> 00:00:26,828 ♪ Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick 9 00:00:30,792 --> 00:00:31,962 ♪ Kick 10 00:00:34,583 --> 00:00:36,003 ♪ Kick 11 00:00:40,709 --> 00:00:42,419 ♪ Kick Buttowski 12 00:00:45,667 --> 00:00:47,327 ♪ Kick Buttowski! ♪ 13 00:00:57,500 --> 00:01:00,540 I've conquered land and I've conquered air, 14 00:01:00,542 --> 00:01:03,042 and now it's time to conquer water. 15 00:01:17,792 --> 00:01:19,962 Uh, Wade? Faster! 16 00:01:21,291 --> 00:01:22,751 (GRUNTS) 17 00:01:29,333 --> 00:01:30,583 Sorry, amigo. 18 00:01:30,583 --> 00:01:32,213 Precision timing is not my forte. 19 00:01:32,208 --> 00:01:34,288 For example, I was supposed to be at work 20 00:01:34,291 --> 00:01:35,881 three hours ago. 21 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,330 So how'd it go? 22 00:01:42,333 --> 00:01:43,463 What do you think? 23 00:01:43,458 --> 00:01:45,128 But I was counting on that stunt! 24 00:01:45,125 --> 00:01:47,415 The Kick Buttowski Museum of Awesome 25 00:01:47,417 --> 00:01:49,377 desperately needs a new exhibit. 26 00:01:49,375 --> 00:01:51,125 Attendance is dwindling! 27 00:01:51,125 --> 00:01:53,125 -Are you sure? -I'll elaborate. 28 00:01:53,125 --> 00:01:54,495 In the last six months, 29 00:01:54,500 --> 00:01:56,920 the total number of visitors has been 30 00:01:58,959 --> 00:02:00,169 zero. 31 00:02:00,166 --> 00:02:03,496 We need a new stunt exhibit in here or we're doomed! 32 00:02:03,500 --> 00:02:06,830 Or maybe we can install a teleportation device. 33 00:02:10,166 --> 00:02:11,416 (BOTH SCREAM) 34 00:02:11,417 --> 00:02:13,127 (BOTH SHUDDER) 35 00:02:13,125 --> 00:02:14,995 We've got to have a new exhibit. 36 00:02:15,208 --> 00:02:17,828 Maybe there's some awesome artifacts around your house 37 00:02:17,834 --> 00:02:19,084 that we could use. 38 00:02:19,083 --> 00:02:21,043 I guess there might be some in the attic. 39 00:02:21,041 --> 00:02:23,171 Great! I'll hit the teleportation switch. 40 00:02:23,959 --> 00:02:26,079 Ooh! Are we there? 41 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,540 Hey! A trophy! 42 00:02:31,542 --> 00:02:33,752 Did you win this for doing something awesome? 43 00:02:33,750 --> 00:02:35,000 Naw. It's my dad's. 44 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:37,380 In school he won the award for "Most Cautious." 45 00:02:37,375 --> 00:02:40,075 He put it up here because he was afraid someone would trip over it. 46 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,830 What's this? 47 00:02:42,834 --> 00:02:45,424 Wow! That'll look great in the Museum of Awesome. 48 00:02:45,417 --> 00:02:46,577 This isn't my helmet. 49 00:02:47,583 --> 00:02:48,753 Who's "H"? 50 00:02:48,750 --> 00:02:50,630 Well, my dad's name is Harold. 51 00:02:56,750 --> 00:02:58,130 Now, listen, be very, very careful out there. 52 00:02:58,125 --> 00:02:59,625 Someone could get hurt. 53 00:03:01,250 --> 00:03:03,420 This really looks more like a woman's costume. 54 00:03:03,417 --> 00:03:05,707 -What's your mom's first name? -Honey. 55 00:03:05,709 --> 00:03:07,419 Don't be shy, sugar. Just tell me. 56 00:03:07,417 --> 00:03:09,497 No! My mom's name is Honey. 57 00:03:09,500 --> 00:03:10,710 But could it be hers? 58 00:03:10,709 --> 00:03:12,169 There's a video in here, too. 59 00:03:12,166 --> 00:03:13,206 I wonder what's on it. 60 00:03:15,458 --> 00:03:17,168 She's fast! She's daring! 61 00:03:17,166 --> 00:03:19,036 She's Greased Lightning on water! 62 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,290 Attempting to break the land speed record, on water, 63 00:03:23,291 --> 00:03:26,711 this speed boating demon makes a splash wherever she goes. 64 00:03:27,667 --> 00:03:28,877 Really? 65 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:30,915 Locally, she's known as Honey Buttowski... 66 00:03:30,917 --> 00:03:32,077 Mom? 67 00:03:32,083 --> 00:03:34,003 ...but known to her fans as Honey Splash! 68 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,710 Such speed! Such precision timing! 69 00:03:36,709 --> 00:03:39,079 Such glistening rhinestones! 70 00:03:39,083 --> 00:03:41,293 Gunther, do you realize what this means? 71 00:03:41,291 --> 00:03:42,921 Your mom's an Elvis impersonator? 72 00:03:42,917 --> 00:03:44,327 No! It means I've got someone 73 00:03:44,333 --> 00:03:46,543 to drive the boat for my stunt! 74 00:03:46,542 --> 00:03:48,292 -Elvis? --Come on, let's go! 75 00:03:49,041 --> 00:03:51,251 Mom! Mom! Is this yours? 76 00:03:51,250 --> 00:03:53,630 (GASPS) Yes... No. 77 00:03:53,625 --> 00:03:54,875 (STAMMERS) I don't know. 78 00:03:54,875 --> 00:03:58,125 I mean, I've never seen that before in my life. 79 00:03:58,125 --> 00:03:59,075 I have to go now. 80 00:04:00,166 --> 00:04:01,576 She's not fooling anybody. 81 00:04:01,583 --> 00:04:02,963 She will drive that boat. 82 00:04:03,458 --> 00:04:05,128 -(DOORBELL RINGING) -Coming! 83 00:04:06,875 --> 00:04:08,955 (GASPS) Is that the... 84 00:04:08,959 --> 00:04:11,169 X9-3000? Yup. 85 00:04:11,166 --> 00:04:12,956 With a 5,000 seahorse-power V-8? 86 00:04:12,959 --> 00:04:14,669 Hydrodynamic body styling. 87 00:04:14,667 --> 00:04:17,707 With water-cooled turbo charged dual aqua-boosters! 88 00:04:17,709 --> 00:04:19,039 So the suit is yours, then. 89 00:04:19,041 --> 00:04:20,331 Uh, yes. 90 00:04:20,333 --> 00:04:22,253 And you'll drive the boat for my stunt? 91 00:04:22,250 --> 00:04:24,540 I'm sorry, Kick. I just can't. 92 00:04:26,792 --> 00:04:27,962 Yes, you can! 93 00:04:27,959 --> 00:04:30,499 I saw the video! You're Honey Splash! 94 00:04:30,500 --> 00:04:33,000 But have you seen the whole video? 95 00:04:34,667 --> 00:04:38,167 Honey Splash was poised to break the land speed record, on water, 96 00:04:38,166 --> 00:04:40,706 until a sudden tragic injury cut her dream short. 97 00:04:40,709 --> 00:04:43,209 (SCREAMS) Can't move! 98 00:04:43,208 --> 00:04:44,378 (GROANS) 99 00:04:45,250 --> 00:04:48,040 I tore my tendonacious ligamental flexor. 100 00:04:48,041 --> 00:04:49,921 -Ouch. -You know what she's talking about? 101 00:04:49,917 --> 00:04:51,997 No, I just sat on a rhinestone. 102 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,130 I'm sorry, Mom. I didn't know. 103 00:04:54,125 --> 00:04:55,415 I won't bug you anymore. 104 00:04:56,792 --> 00:05:00,042 Well, that is an awfully nice boat out there. 105 00:05:00,041 --> 00:05:01,041 Yeah. 106 00:05:01,041 --> 00:05:03,001 And my tendonacious ligamental flexor 107 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,000 does seem to be on the mend. 108 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,000 Uh-huh. 109 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:09,500 Maybe one little outing wouldn't hurt. 110 00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:11,670 I like where you're going with this. 111 00:05:11,667 --> 00:05:13,287 -Let's do it! -Yes! 112 00:05:13,291 --> 00:05:16,671 I believe this outfit is rightfully yours, milady. 113 00:05:16,667 --> 00:05:20,417 Uh, thank you, Gunther, but aren't you going to need something to wear? 114 00:05:20,417 --> 00:05:22,627 No, I was wearing my clothes under the suit. 115 00:05:22,625 --> 00:05:24,075 Uh, guess again. 116 00:05:24,083 --> 00:05:25,883 You mean I'm standing here in my underwear? 117 00:05:25,875 --> 00:05:27,535 Uh, guess again. 118 00:05:29,083 --> 00:05:30,083 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 119 00:05:32,083 --> 00:05:34,133 -(SCREAMS) -(CRASHING) 120 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:35,955 MAN: His nakedness! It burns! 121 00:05:36,417 --> 00:05:37,787 Mom, we don't have to wait 122 00:05:37,792 --> 00:05:39,502 for you to wash that jumpsuit, do we? 123 00:05:39,500 --> 00:05:41,040 Uh, guess again. 124 00:05:58,709 --> 00:06:01,669 Oh, I hope I remember how to drive one of these. 125 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:06,920 (REVVING ENGINE) 126 00:06:09,417 --> 00:06:11,997 HONEY: Okay, Kick. Let's do this thing! 127 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:13,040 But be careful, sweetie. 128 00:06:17,750 --> 00:06:19,170 Where is she? 129 00:06:34,750 --> 00:06:36,790 That stunt was awesome! Thanks, Mom. 130 00:06:36,792 --> 00:06:39,172 (CHUCKLES) Wow, what a rush! 131 00:06:39,166 --> 00:06:41,536 I'd forgotten how great it feels, 132 00:06:41,542 --> 00:06:43,542 and I really like it. 133 00:06:44,458 --> 00:06:45,538 GUNTHER: Here it is, Kick! 134 00:06:45,542 --> 00:06:48,502 The all-new Speedboat Trampoline exhibit. 135 00:06:48,500 --> 00:06:50,880 All that's left is to open up to the public. 136 00:06:50,875 --> 00:06:52,535 -(CROWD CHEERING) -I can hear the crowd already. 137 00:06:53,458 --> 00:06:55,458 Come one, come all, 138 00:06:55,458 --> 00:06:59,498 to the new exhibit at the Kick Buttowski Museum of 139 00:06:59,500 --> 00:07:00,630 Awesome? 140 00:07:02,667 --> 00:07:04,077 So, Honey Splash, 141 00:07:04,083 --> 00:07:07,133 what brought you back to speed boating after all these years? 142 00:07:07,125 --> 00:07:08,165 What's going on, Mom? 143 00:07:08,166 --> 00:07:09,746 What's going on? 144 00:07:09,750 --> 00:07:13,420 Honey Splash is attempting to break the land speed record, on water. 145 00:07:13,417 --> 00:07:15,327 And who are you, little guy? 146 00:07:15,333 --> 00:07:18,213 Oh, this is my son, Clarence Buttowski. 147 00:07:18,208 --> 00:07:20,208 He's the whole reason I'm doing this! 148 00:07:20,208 --> 00:07:21,578 CROWD: Aw! 149 00:07:21,583 --> 00:07:24,673 Well, Clarence, how does it feel to have a daredevil in the family? 150 00:07:25,083 --> 00:07:28,173 (CHUCKLES) Actually, I'm the daredevil in the family. 151 00:07:28,166 --> 00:07:30,206 (LAUGHS) I'm sure you are. 152 00:07:30,208 --> 00:07:31,918 Following in mommy's footsteps. 153 00:07:31,917 --> 00:07:33,877 (CROWD LAUGHING) Look at mama's boy. 154 00:07:33,875 --> 00:07:35,915 He's even wearing a miniature Honey Splash outfit. 155 00:07:36,834 --> 00:07:38,214 This is my own jumpsuit. 156 00:07:38,208 --> 00:07:39,668 I'm the daredevil. 157 00:07:39,667 --> 00:07:41,167 So cute. 158 00:07:41,166 --> 00:07:42,166 Well, just don't get lost 159 00:07:42,166 --> 00:07:43,956 in all your mom's awesomeness 160 00:07:43,959 --> 00:07:47,079 when she breaks the land speed record, on water! 161 00:07:47,083 --> 00:07:48,633 (CHEERING) 162 00:07:48,625 --> 00:07:50,455 Care to say anything to your adoring fans 163 00:07:50,458 --> 00:07:51,628 before the big event? 164 00:07:51,625 --> 00:07:53,785 Oh, no. I couldn't really... 165 00:07:53,792 --> 00:07:55,292 Look out, Mellowbrook, 166 00:07:55,291 --> 00:07:57,631 'cause Honey Splash is back! 167 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,080 Come on, Kick! Aren't you coming to see your mom 168 00:08:00,083 --> 00:08:02,383 break the land speed record, on water? 169 00:08:02,375 --> 00:08:04,495 -I just can't. -Why not? 170 00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:08,080 Mom being awesome somehow makes me less awesome. 171 00:08:08,083 --> 00:08:09,923 Since when does awesome plus awesome 172 00:08:09,917 --> 00:08:11,127 equal less awesome? 173 00:08:11,125 --> 00:08:14,285 Last time I checked, awesome plus awesome equals... 174 00:08:16,875 --> 00:08:19,455 More awesome. It's simple arithmetic. 175 00:08:19,458 --> 00:08:20,998 You should support her. 176 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,080 She's always supported you. 177 00:08:38,333 --> 00:08:41,883 Honey Splash was poised to break the land speed record, on water, 178 00:08:41,875 --> 00:08:44,415 until a sudden tragic injury cut her dream short. 179 00:08:44,417 --> 00:08:47,127 (SCREAMS) Can't move! 180 00:08:49,792 --> 00:08:51,002 HONEY: Do you like it? 181 00:08:51,291 --> 00:08:53,881 Well, I know how much you love your stunts, 182 00:08:53,875 --> 00:08:56,205 so I made this to show you how much I support you. 183 00:08:57,750 --> 00:08:59,830 You really are awesome, Mom. 184 00:08:59,834 --> 00:09:02,884 Gunther was right. Now it's my turn to support Mom. 185 00:09:04,041 --> 00:09:05,081 REPORTER: Here we are, folks! 186 00:09:05,083 --> 00:09:08,293 Honey Splash is about to splash back onto the scene. 187 00:09:08,291 --> 00:09:10,081 Ooh, looks like she's about to go! 188 00:09:19,250 --> 00:09:21,210 Woo-hoo! That's my mom! 189 00:09:32,750 --> 00:09:36,040 Twenty years later, Honey Splash is one switch flip away 190 00:09:36,041 --> 00:09:37,711 from breaking the record. 191 00:09:38,750 --> 00:09:41,630 (SCREAMS) My tendonacious ligamental flexor! 192 00:09:42,083 --> 00:09:43,423 Can't move! 193 00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:44,627 Something must be wrong. 194 00:09:46,625 --> 00:09:49,035 If she doesn't stop, she's gonna hit that mountain! 195 00:09:49,041 --> 00:09:50,041 (ALL GASPING) 196 00:09:55,166 --> 00:09:56,376 Kick? 197 00:09:56,375 --> 00:09:58,575 Now that is some precision timing. 198 00:09:58,583 --> 00:10:00,963 Dang. Late for work again. 199 00:10:10,709 --> 00:10:11,879 (SCREAMS) 200 00:10:12,458 --> 00:10:13,958 (GRUNTING) 201 00:10:17,083 --> 00:10:18,423 (ALL CHEERING) 202 00:10:21,250 --> 00:10:23,000 Mom. I'm so sorry. 203 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,040 Why, Kick? You just saved me. 204 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:27,041 No, Mom. Because I thought somehow 205 00:10:27,041 --> 00:10:29,211 you being awesome would make me less awesome. 206 00:10:29,208 --> 00:10:30,418 But that's not true. 207 00:10:30,417 --> 00:10:33,497 Awesome plus awesome just equals more awesome. 208 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:35,420 We're awesome. Oh, no. 209 00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:38,917 I might be fast, but you, you're something special. 210 00:10:38,917 --> 00:10:41,037 You've got an ability like no one else. 211 00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:42,041 You're one of a kind, Kick. 212 00:10:42,583 --> 00:10:44,133 My days of racing are over. 213 00:10:44,125 --> 00:10:47,075 I'll leave the stunts to the real daredevil of the family. 214 00:10:47,083 --> 00:10:48,213 Thanks, Mom. 215 00:10:48,208 --> 00:10:51,538 But we have to keep the legacy of Honey Splash alive somehow. 216 00:10:51,542 --> 00:10:53,082 And I know just the way. 217 00:10:55,250 --> 00:10:56,880 ALL: Ooh! 218 00:10:57,959 --> 00:11:00,039 Wow. 219 00:11:20,041 --> 00:11:21,211 (GRUNTING) 220 00:11:33,166 --> 00:11:34,996 Stop being dramatic, Kick. 221 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,880 We're just going shopping at the mall. 222 00:11:36,875 --> 00:11:41,705 No! 223 00:11:42,083 --> 00:11:43,333 No. 224 00:11:43,333 --> 00:11:45,253 I have no time for your nonsense. 225 00:11:45,250 --> 00:11:47,290 I can't believe we waited till the last minute 226 00:11:47,291 --> 00:11:49,331 to get your suit for Aunt Sally's wedding! 227 00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:51,923 But Mom, I already have an awesome suit. 228 00:11:52,709 --> 00:11:55,129 We're getting you a real suit. 229 00:11:55,125 --> 00:11:56,575 You can't pick out clothes for me. 230 00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:58,173 I'm practically a grown man. 231 00:11:58,166 --> 00:11:59,996 I pick out your father's clothes. 232 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,460 Hello, family! 233 00:12:03,458 --> 00:12:05,038 Well, I'm not going to the mall. 234 00:12:05,041 --> 00:12:06,331 No way, no how. 235 00:12:07,875 --> 00:12:10,205 How many of Aunt Sally's weddings do I have to go to? 236 00:12:10,208 --> 00:12:11,458 Oh, come on, Kick. 237 00:12:11,458 --> 00:12:14,168 This year, I'm in charge of Aunt Sally's wedding. 238 00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:18,076 You and your cousin Kyle always make the cutest co-ring bearers. 239 00:12:18,083 --> 00:12:19,463 (GROWLS) 240 00:12:19,458 --> 00:12:23,128 I just want to make it as loving and wonderful as possible. 241 00:12:23,125 --> 00:12:25,875 Because the sixth time better be the charm! 242 00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:30,463 Kick! Kick! Where are you going? 243 00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:32,208 We're ready for the super awesome bike jump. 244 00:12:33,917 --> 00:12:35,577 We have to get the ramp back to the owner 245 00:12:35,583 --> 00:12:37,003 before he finds out it's gone. 246 00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:41,001 Don't worry, Gunther. I'll be back. 247 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:44,500 Right after I go clothes shopping. 248 00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:45,790 (GASPS) 249 00:12:45,792 --> 00:12:48,632 Until then, just keep an eye on the "U" until I... 250 00:12:49,917 --> 00:12:51,537 You can count on me. 251 00:12:53,959 --> 00:12:55,039 (SCREAMS) 252 00:13:04,125 --> 00:13:05,705 You punk kid! 253 00:13:05,709 --> 00:13:06,879 Not today, Kick. 254 00:13:06,875 --> 00:13:08,495 I have to find you a suit. 255 00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:10,210 I don't have time for you to be difficult. 256 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,630 Me? Difficult? 257 00:13:15,625 --> 00:13:16,785 Hey! 258 00:13:16,792 --> 00:13:19,382 Yee haw! Ride 'em, cowboy! 259 00:13:20,375 --> 00:13:22,995 (SIGHS) I love that bear. 260 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,000 I should text him. 261 00:13:24,959 --> 00:13:26,459 Oh, if I can't find you a suit, 262 00:13:26,458 --> 00:13:28,378 I just don't know what I'll do. 263 00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:30,665 I have to pick out a wedding cake and the flowers 264 00:13:30,667 --> 00:13:33,207 and find a mariachi band that can play Here Comes the Bride. 265 00:13:33,208 --> 00:13:34,998 And if I can't find you a suit, 266 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,880 this wedding will be all for nothing. 267 00:13:37,125 --> 00:13:38,665 And I, uh... 268 00:13:38,667 --> 00:13:40,667 (BLOWING RASPBERRIES) 269 00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:50,630 (CLUCKING) 270 00:13:51,750 --> 00:13:53,540 Okay, Mom! Okay, okay! 271 00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:56,332 We're just here to get the suit. Nothing else. 272 00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:59,043 I don't want you to worry. You can count on me. 273 00:13:59,041 --> 00:14:02,131 Really. The suit and nothing else. 274 00:14:02,125 --> 00:14:05,455 Oh, thank you, Kick! You have no idea how helpful this is. 275 00:14:08,417 --> 00:14:12,627 A free T-shirt to anyone brave enough to test-ride the X-3000! 276 00:14:13,875 --> 00:14:15,955 Anyone with a jumpsuit and helmet 277 00:14:15,959 --> 00:14:18,249 wanna try indoor skydiving, free? 278 00:14:19,875 --> 00:14:21,625 Free year's supply of Cheetah Chug 279 00:14:21,625 --> 00:14:23,955 to anyone who knows Billy Stumps' middle name. 280 00:14:24,291 --> 00:14:26,211 Mom? (CHUCKLES) A little help? 281 00:14:27,917 --> 00:14:29,497 (CLUCKING) 282 00:14:32,166 --> 00:14:34,536 Oh, so many styles to choose from. 283 00:14:34,542 --> 00:14:35,882 Guess we'll just have to try them all. 284 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,825 No! (GRUNTS) I mean... 285 00:14:37,834 --> 00:14:39,794 Kick, the sooner we find you a suit, 286 00:14:39,792 --> 00:14:41,132 the sooner we can get out of here. 287 00:14:41,125 --> 00:14:42,785 Oh, in that case... 288 00:15:06,083 --> 00:15:08,253 Let's buy this sucker and go home. 289 00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:09,961 No. No? 290 00:15:09,959 --> 00:15:12,209 Come on, Mom, please. This one is perfect. 291 00:15:12,208 --> 00:15:13,958 It's two sizes too big. 292 00:15:13,959 --> 00:15:17,749 But I know where we can find something that will fit you. 293 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,210 No! Not that! 294 00:15:19,208 --> 00:15:21,418 MAN ON PA: Attention! There's a 2%-off sale 295 00:15:21,417 --> 00:15:23,167 in the men's short and squat department. 296 00:15:23,166 --> 00:15:24,996 I think I found one. 297 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,210 Oh, it's going to fit you perfectly. 298 00:15:27,208 --> 00:15:28,878 Mom, someone could see me. 299 00:15:28,875 --> 00:15:30,785 Hold still, Kick. 300 00:15:30,792 --> 00:15:33,042 Oh, thank goodness. It's the very last one. 301 00:15:33,041 --> 00:15:35,331 Oh, isn't he just as cute as a button. 302 00:15:35,333 --> 00:15:37,633 Mmm-hmm. He's in a wedding today. 303 00:15:37,625 --> 00:15:39,785 I could just put him in my pocket. 304 00:15:39,792 --> 00:15:42,252 You know, we have such a hard time finding clothes for him. 305 00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:43,830 He's very small for his age. 306 00:15:43,834 --> 00:15:45,674 Okay, Mom, Mom, Mom, we get it. 307 00:15:45,667 --> 00:15:46,827 Can we get out of here? 308 00:15:46,834 --> 00:15:48,384 Okay, Kick. Fine. 309 00:15:48,375 --> 00:15:50,825 Great. You go pay for it, I'll go hide in the car. 310 00:15:50,834 --> 00:15:52,964 I don't wanna be in this store any longer than I have... 311 00:15:52,959 --> 00:15:57,169 Oh, that would look great on your father. 312 00:15:57,166 --> 00:15:58,786 Kick, hold this and wait in line, 313 00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:00,712 while I check this out. 314 00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:04,039 But, Mom, what if someone sees me with this stupid monkey suit? 315 00:16:04,041 --> 00:16:06,961 It's not stupid, Kick. And I'll just be a minute. 316 00:16:06,959 --> 00:16:09,579 Oh, I hope it comes in leopard print. 317 00:16:10,458 --> 00:16:12,208 I'll go wait in line. 318 00:16:12,792 --> 00:16:15,172 You pick that suit up off the floor! 319 00:16:15,166 --> 00:16:17,956 And don't let that thing out of your sight! 320 00:16:17,959 --> 00:16:21,039 Oh, I just don't know what I'd do if we lost that suit. 321 00:16:21,041 --> 00:16:23,211 Okay! Okay. Gee! 322 00:16:23,208 --> 00:16:24,998 Yo, yo, Danger Dude! Wade? 323 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,920 Hey! Getting some new threads? 324 00:16:26,917 --> 00:16:28,957 This suit? Totally not mine. 325 00:16:28,959 --> 00:16:31,579 You know I don't wear lame stuff. I'm just holding it. 326 00:16:31,583 --> 00:16:33,923 What are you doing here? Just looking for a new shirt. 327 00:16:33,917 --> 00:16:35,747 Oh, yeah, and some pants. 328 00:16:39,417 --> 00:16:42,627 Oh, and in my size too. 329 00:16:42,625 --> 00:16:44,325 Where's the fitting room? 330 00:16:45,625 --> 00:16:46,995 How do I look? 331 00:16:48,125 --> 00:16:49,625 Buttowski? 332 00:16:50,458 --> 00:16:52,378 "Short 'n squat"? 333 00:16:54,083 --> 00:16:58,543 Aw, Buttowski, what a lovely little suit you got there! 334 00:16:58,542 --> 00:17:01,042 What's the occasion? Being a loser? 335 00:17:01,041 --> 00:17:05,251 Yeah. And imported double-breasted suits are so last year. 336 00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:07,170 (LAUGHS) 337 00:17:07,166 --> 00:17:09,706 Uh, I mean, you smell funny. 338 00:17:09,709 --> 00:17:10,959 And you're really short. 339 00:17:10,959 --> 00:17:11,999 BOTH: Yeah. 340 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,130 Hey, look. There's a sale on cologne. 341 00:17:14,125 --> 00:17:16,075 BOTH: What? To the cologne counter. 342 00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:17,713 Because people in the next county 343 00:17:17,709 --> 00:17:20,209 can't smell you with the whole bottle you have on now. 344 00:17:20,792 --> 00:17:22,332 At least the worst is behind me. 345 00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:24,003 (GASPS) Kendall? 346 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,580 Aw, that suit'll look cute on you. 347 00:17:26,583 --> 00:17:29,043 Cute? I don't do cute. 348 00:17:29,041 --> 00:17:32,131 I hate suits, I hate shopping and I hate malls. 349 00:17:32,125 --> 00:17:33,995 So can you leave me alone with this suit? 350 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,040 Because it's the last one. 351 00:17:35,041 --> 00:17:37,581 And if anything happens to it, my mom will have a cow! 352 00:17:38,375 --> 00:17:40,205 Clarence, you're such a freak! 353 00:17:40,542 --> 00:17:41,882 (EXHALES DEEPLY) 354 00:17:43,709 --> 00:17:44,879 It's gone. 355 00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:46,915 It's the last one! 356 00:17:46,917 --> 00:17:48,037 Kick, how could you? 357 00:17:48,041 --> 00:17:49,881 (ROARS) 358 00:17:50,291 --> 00:17:51,961 I gotta find that suit! 359 00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:56,541 (GASPS) The suit! 360 00:17:59,834 --> 00:18:01,084 Save my spot? 361 00:18:07,291 --> 00:18:08,381 Hey! 362 00:18:11,792 --> 00:18:13,292 You punk kid! 363 00:18:21,166 --> 00:18:22,876 (MUZAK PLAYING) 364 00:18:25,291 --> 00:18:27,001 You punk kid! 365 00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:40,630 (CRIES) 366 00:18:48,208 --> 00:18:50,038 You punk kid! 367 00:19:01,625 --> 00:19:02,995 KICK: Litterbug! 368 00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:12,543 (PANTING) 369 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,250 (EXHALES DEEPLY) 370 00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:20,420 A free T-shirt to anyone brave enough to test-ride the X-3000! 371 00:19:24,917 --> 00:19:26,247 Here, Wade! 372 00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:27,920 Thanks, Danger Dude! 373 00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:35,671 (EXCLAIMS) Oh, you punk kid! 374 00:19:37,875 --> 00:19:41,955 You punk! You punk! You punk kid! 375 00:19:41,959 --> 00:19:42,959 (EXCLAIMS) 376 00:19:44,458 --> 00:19:45,578 You punk kid! 377 00:19:58,917 --> 00:20:01,497 That's right, folks! Hamster clearance sale! 378 00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:10,633 (ALL SCREAMING) 379 00:20:10,625 --> 00:20:12,575 All right, time to go, Kick. 380 00:20:12,583 --> 00:20:13,883 Ooh, garter socks. 381 00:20:16,959 --> 00:20:18,879 (SCREAMS) Giant hamster! 382 00:20:18,875 --> 00:20:19,915 (CHILDREN SCREAMING) 383 00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:28,455 (SCREAMS) 384 00:20:32,166 --> 00:20:33,536 You punk kid! 385 00:20:36,041 --> 00:20:38,671 Have you seen my son? He was right here! 386 00:20:39,375 --> 00:20:43,825 Oh, Kick! I was so worried that something happened to you and that suit. 387 00:20:43,834 --> 00:20:45,004 I don't know what I'd do. 388 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,290 I know, Mom. Which is why it's right here, 389 00:20:47,291 --> 00:20:49,331 safe and sound, like I promised. 390 00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:51,333 Oh, I'm so proud of you. 391 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:52,883 -Thanks, Mom. -And you know, 392 00:20:52,875 --> 00:20:55,825 I think I might have picked up a little something extra for you. 393 00:20:55,834 --> 00:20:57,924 Like what. A new cummerbund? 394 00:20:57,917 --> 00:21:00,077 Like maybe something you'd like. 395 00:21:00,083 --> 00:21:01,333 (CHEETAH SNARLING) 396 00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:03,923 (GASPS) A year's supply of Cheetah Chug? 397 00:21:03,917 --> 00:21:06,917 But the only way to win this is to know Billy Stumps' middle name. 398 00:21:06,917 --> 00:21:08,247 And how would you know that? 399 00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:11,670 Because my son just happens to be Kick Buttowski, that's how. 400 00:21:11,667 --> 00:21:14,127 By the way, what do you think of your dad's new underwear? 401 00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:15,915 Ew! Mom! Come on. Gross. 402 00:21:15,917 --> 00:21:17,287 I didn't need to see that. 403 00:21:17,959 --> 00:21:19,249 Hey, Kick, is that a new suit? 404 00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:20,750 Wow, I really like that new suit. Looks snazzy. 405 00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:21,790 You look really handsome in that suit. 406 00:21:21,792 --> 00:21:23,922 Really sharp. Right, left, right. Or is it left, left... 407 00:21:28,625 --> 00:21:30,285 Punk kids!