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The Daibutsu Community

Welcome! Welcome! Welcome!

Meat on offer! Welcome!

Hey woman! Look at this meat!

How about some of this for dinner to make your husband do his best tonight?

For his sperms' sake!

Hey fellow! Hey woman!

Hey fellow!

What's the matter? You look like some kind of Korean.

Look at this meat! Fresh like you've never seen.

It was a living pig until just this morning. It has just been cut off.

Don't you find this fine? How about 'sukiyaki' with this?

Just cut off. Feel it, it's still warm.

Buy this! Buy this, please!

Hey fellow!

Pyon-yan Dance Theater Coming Soon

What are you doing?

Don't be cold with me just because I'm...

a... a... stutterer, like this!

Stutterer! Name tag man! Stutterer!

I dislike stutterers!

Stutterer!

You smell awful, you know?

Hey, give that money back.

Your grandpa worked hard at the piggery for that money.

He... here...

A.K.I.R.A...

Look at this.

Do you wanna trade this for that?

What a beauty! Come here, piggy.

I'm a pig-killer 'til death! I'm a pig-killer 'til death!

I'm a pig-killer 'til death! I'm a pig-killer!

Chi-chan... - What?

Could you get the laundry in?

Huh?

Well, then... I thought of getting you a colouring book for your birthday,

- but I guess I won't, huh? - OK, OK.

- Good girl! - Yes, mom.

Those who live in this house...

Coca-cola of the Japanese nation.

This one's a Fukusuke.

I hope nobody sees me.

A Glico, a Glico...

Ah, here's a tricycle.

Can I drive this with my driving licence?!

Ouch!

Don't make a fool of me!

Another Fukusuke, this one's also a Fukusuke...

this one's a Glico...

Lion, Lion, Lion...

Who has put this up in front of my house?

It's fine today too.

It's tiring!

One, two, three...

I've collected a lot today, too.

Hanako will be glad.

I hope she will be back soon.

I start school today.

Skip, skip.

Long live the Tenno ('Emperor')!

It's fun to go to school and study.

Hey! Brother!

- Oh Hanako, come here! - Yes.

- Come here! - Yes.

- Is it well? - Yes. It's getting bigger.

It's my baby.

It's your baby, brother.

- My 'son'... is also getting bigger, like this! - Wow!

Can your breasts already supply some milk?

I love you, brother.

- Hanako! - Brother!

You're my nice sister!

You know, chicken Akira stole the music box from me.

- Hey! - What?

- Hey! The man next door to you, - You stink.

I heard he starved to death and...

Listen to me!

And you know, his body was already like a mummy's.

And... Hey!

Shut up!

Go away!

Shut up! You stink! Unbearable...

Ouch!

What are you doing? Wait!

Shut up! You stink. I wonder what you are...?!

Are you a parasitic worm?

- And... - You stink!

This monster!

It's freezing!

Brrrrrr!

I'm gonna kill you!

Aaaaaaaagghhh!

I'm leaving now.

My arm is rotten!

Hey! Help me with the mummy.

His face is disfigured...

You are lying again!

Understand?

I am an alcoholic.

Please have one more shot.

Branch, branch, leaves, leaves, branch, branch, leaves, leaves.

Cigarette smoke.

My arm is rotten.

Mu-uu-mmy!

Trash!

One, two, three, four, one, two...

Don't mess up - quickly!

I... I... I... got this ba... ba... back from A...A...Akira. He... here...

Thanks... but we'll fight if I keep this... so... thanks, but no thanks.

But... but...

Here's the famous Daibutsu Community crazy dance!

Sachiko! My wife Sachiko!

When you came along to this community, homeless,

my love for you was passionate.

Your eyes and your hands...

- Burn the Japanese dog. - Yes, ma'am.

You were the best and most beautiful...

Water won't burn it.

The Japanese dog is in flames!

Burning!

Here's my fart you loved so much!

Sachiko...

What a cute girl...

Ever since President Boku was assassinated, what has become of our country?

I've become a Japanese citizen, but have just killed my mum and dad.

I'm all alone... I tell you: there's no future.

- It stinks! - It's the odour of a pig.

Gosh, it stinks!

It stinks... What on Earth might this be?

The next station is Shibuya, Shibuya...

Change for the Toyoko line and the Inokashira line.

Tokyu Toyoko Store for shopping, Taiseido Bookstore for books,

Parco on Koendori street for those picked up and

the Crutch Hospital for the Lame.

Hey!

Stop that! Help! Help! Help!

Shut up, bitch!

Hey, give me a kiss!

Give me a kiss!

- Hey, look. - What?

- 'Pigman' is doing his laundry. - You've got to be kidding?!

- No, seriously. Look. - My gosh. Gross!

- That's for sure! - He's Korean, right?

- Really? - Honest.

- I wonder if he put in money? - I wonder.

Excuse me, it looks like my husband's back.

Mine's not yet.

I think I'll go for three rounds tonight.

Lucky you! I get a dildo tonight!

- When is that pig of a Korean leaving? - Why? You interested?

You kidding? Well, maybe... four rounds tonight!

I get a dildo...

Spare me some... some... something to eat.

What a waste! He dropped the meat.

You gonna eat your own kind, kid?

Shit! Dog shit!

Ramen, Gyoza, Chinese Rice Bowl, Chinese Vegetables, Fried Rice, Shu-mai...

Hiro...

Here - eat this up!

Drink this up!

My husband killed himself at the age of 26.

He drowned himself in the bath tub. You listenin', kitty?

That's better.

...and this is how snow becomes snow.

And now for tomorrow's weather forecast around the Tokyo area...

What the...? I'm starving...

I'll go home...

Snow can also have a warming effect.

For example, if a pile of snow is 30 cm high,

the temperature of the surface of the earth underneath rises by 10 degrees.

Kamakuras - snow cottages in nothern regions - make use of this property.

Now let's go to the weather chart.

The winter distribution of atmospheric pressure still remains in place around Japan.

So, it will continue snowing in regions along the Sea of Japan,

where there seems to have already been a lot of damage.

If you are going to these regions, you will need to be take appropraite precautions.

In regions along the Pacific Ocean, it's generally fine,

but Kanto region is being affected by a trough of low pressure,

and this afternoon it's started raining in many places there.

A picture from Himawari shows the Sea of Japan side covered with thick clouds.

In Kyushu and Shikoku it's fine, but most of Kanto is covered by cloud.

A picture taken by the Tokyo Radar shows...

heavy rain clouds caused by cold air up in the sky.

From tonight to tomorrow morning there will be localised heavy rainfall.

This cold region of high atmospheric pressure over the Sea of Okhotsk will continue affecting Japan tomorrow.

It will snow on the Sea of Japan side, whereas it will be fine on the Pacific Ocean side.

The trough of low pressure over Kanto will push away towards the east over the ocean,

and the weather will improve gradually.

But since this minus 42 degrees Siberian cold air mass will move down over Kanto,

it will be a cold day.

Tomorrow in Northern Kanto it will be fine, but in the mountains it will snow.

In Southern Kanto, it will be cloudy initially, but with some fine spells later.

Good night.

Translation by Nao Shimizu, Quaisnord & Yellowhair Timing by Lord Retsudo

Cast: Mr. 19 - Takahiro Hattori Lady - Naomi Hagio

Boy - Masatomo Nakabayashi Girl - Reimi Nakamachi

Produced by: Yang Ei-Sei & Tetsuki Ijichi

Director of Photography: Kazuo Hara

Production Designer: Mitsuharu Kimura

Written, Edited & Directed by Yoshihiko Matsui