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Man:
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
CHRISTOPHER WILDE!
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( crowd cheering )
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* EVERY GIRL, EVERY BOY
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* THEY GOT YOUR POSTERS
ON THEIR WALL, YEAH *
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* PHOTOGRAPHS, AUTOGRAPHS,
THE MINUTE YOU STEP
OUT THE DOOR *
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* YOU WILL MEET
THE APPLAUSE, YEAH *
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* PAPARAZZI
HIDING IN THE BUSHES *
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* TRYING TO MAKE A DOLLAR
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* WANNA BE YOU,
WHEN THEY SEE YOU *
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* THEY SCREAM OUT LOUD
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* STARSTRUCK,
CAMERA FLASHES *
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* COVER OF MAGAZINES,
OH-OH OH-OH *
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* STARSTRUCK,
DESIGNER SUNGLASSES *
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* LIVING THE DREAM
AS A TEEN *
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* DRIVING FANCY CARS,
HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD *
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* HEAR THE CROWD
CALLING YOUR NAME, YEAH *
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* STARSTRUCK
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* PREPARE TO GET
STARSTRUCK *
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* ALL RIGHT
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* YEAH
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* OH-OH OH-OH, YEAH
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* OH-OH OH-OH
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* AS SOON AS YOU MOVE,
THEY'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT IT *
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* IN THE PAPER, THE NEWS,
THEY'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT IT *
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* 'CAUSE YOU'RE ON THE A-LIST,
YOU'D BETTER BELIEVE IT *
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* YOU'D BETTER BELIEVE IT,
YEAH *
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* Whatever you do,
whatever you do... *
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Girl: I JUST LOVE
CHRISTOPHER WILDE.
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* Oh, 'cause you're
on the top spot *
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* And nothing can
stop ya... *
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JESSICA.
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OH, I'M SORRY, SARA.
AM I BLOCKING YOUR VIEW
OF WHAT'S-HIS-NAME?
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MM-HMM.
MOVE IT OR LOSE IT.
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SARA, JESSICA--
SUITCASES.
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COME PICK OUT YOUR CLOTHES
AND GET PACKED.
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WE'RE LEAVING FOR THE AIRPORT
RIGHT AFTER SCHOOL TOMORROW.
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( squeals )
NO. EWW.
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IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS
I'LL BE IN LOS ANGELES
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WHERE CHRISTOPHER LIVES.
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WHAT IF HE PICKS ME UP
AT THE AIRPORT?
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WHY WOULD HE DO THAT?
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I'M AN ORIGINAL MEMBER
OF HIS FAN CLUB,
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I FOLLOW HIS
MINUTE-BY-MINUTE BLOG POSTS
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AND I TEXT HIM
EVERY DAY.
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TRUST ME,
HE WANTS TO MEET ME.
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IS IT TOO LATE FOR ME
TO BE AN ONLY CHILD?
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- YES.
- THEN CAN I PLEASE
STAY HOME?
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- NO.
- WHY NOT?
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BECAUSE YOUR GRANDMOTHER
HASN'T SEEN YOU IN TWO YEARS.
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PLUS YOU'RE A MINOR
AND IT'S ILLEGAL.
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EVERYBODY SHH!
THERE'S MORE ABOUT
CHRISTOPHER.
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The fabulous Christopher Wilde
picked up
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six Music Association Awards
last night
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just in time for his
new CD "Real Wilde"
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to drop-- wow--
double platinum.
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I caught up with
our favorite pop star
on the red carpet.
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Well, first I'd like to say
thank you so much
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for buying the records
and coming to my concerts.
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You're the reason
I love what I do.
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You guys are the best
fans in the world.
Thank you.
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HE IS SUCH
AN AMAZING PERSON.
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HE'S DEFINITELY NOT AMAZING.
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UM, HE IS AMAZING.
AND IF YOU KNEW HIM
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LIKE I KNOW HIM,
YOU WOULDN'T SAY THAT.
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HELLO.
WE LIVE IN MICHIGAN.
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YOU DON'T KNOW HIM.
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BUT I DO.
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I KNOW EVERYTHING
ABOUT HIM.
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I KNOW WHERE HE WORKS...
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EATS,
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SHOPS,
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SURFS,
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AND PARTIES.
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( engine revs )
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- READY TO PARTY?
- ABSOLUTELY.
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LET'S DO IT.
OF ALL YOUR CARS
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- ANGELINA IS MY FAVORITE.
- ANGELINA?
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YEAH.
LOOK AT HER.
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HEY, DOES THAT NEW VALET
LOOK A LITTLE SHIFTY TO YOU?
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NO, NOT REALLY.
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HE LOOKS A LITTLE
SHIFTY TO ME.
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COME ON, STUBBY.
LET'S FIND YOU
A REAL GIRL.
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IT IS A REAL GIRL.
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OH, WOW,
LOOK WHO IT IS--
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CHRISTOPHER WILDE'S
GIRLFRIEND,
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THE FANTABULOUS, FABULOUS
ALEXIS BENDER.
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- HI, SWEETIE.
- HI.
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- STUBBY.
- YEAH.
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- YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL TONIGHT.
- I KNOW.
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WAIT TILL YOU SEE
WHAT I'M WEARING TOMORROW.
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TOMORROW?
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TOMORROW.
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MY BIRTHDAY.
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BABY, YOU PROMISED
YOU WERE GONNA SING.
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RIGHT.
HEY, I'LL BE THERE.
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ABSOLUTELY.
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OKAY.
WAIT.
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SOMETHING'S WRONG.
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YEAH, YOU'RE HERE.
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WHAT?
IT'S GUYS' NIGHT OUT.
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WHERE ARE THE PAPARAZZI?
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OH, YOU DID NOT
BLOG AGAIN, DID YOU?
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( laughs )
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THERE HE IS.
COME ON.
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WEIRD.
HELLO.
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( clamoring )
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ALL RIGHT,
BACK UP, GUYS.
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WHOA, BACK UP, BACK UP.
BACK UP, BACK UP, BACK UP.
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Sara:
YOU'RE NOT INVITED.
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EVERYBODY'S INVITED, SARA.
IT'S AN ALL-SCHOOL DANCE.
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THE OPERATIVE WORD
BEING "DANCE."
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EMBARRASSING.
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DON'T WORRY.
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I'M JUST GOING THERE
TO COVER IT FOR
THE SCHOOL PAPER.
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OH.
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OH, ARE YOU BRINGING
YOUR CAMERA WITH YOU
TO CALIFORNIA?
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A.J., OF COURSE I AM.
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BECAUSE WE STILL NEED PICS
OF CHRISTOPHER WILDE
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TALKING, WALKING,
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SINGING, DANCING,
MOVING, BREATHING.
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WHY ARE YOU BOTH
SO HUNG UP ON THIS GUY?
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THIS GUY?
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MM-HMM, NOW YOU SEE
WHAT I LIVE WITH?
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- POOR YOU.
- LITTLE SISTER,
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WHEN WE GO TO CALIFORNIA
YOU CAN PLAY SHUFFLEBOARD
WITH GRANDMA,
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BUT I'M GOING TO MEET
CHRISTOPHER WILDE.
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AND JUST HOW ARE YOU
PLANNING TO DO THAT?
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WELL, WE'VE MAPPED OUT
HIS EVERY MOVE
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FOR THE PAST 18 MONTHS.
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I KNOW WHEN AND WHERE
HE'S LIKELY TO BE
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EVERY SECOND
OF EVERY DAY.
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ABOUT THE TIME WE LEAVE
FOR LOS ANGELES,
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HE'LL BE HAVING
HIS DAILY MEETING
WITH HIS MANAGERS.
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( both sigh )
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- HE'S LATE.
- OH, HE'LL BE HERE.
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- YOU NEED TO MANAGE HIM BETTER.
- HELLO, WE BOTH MANAGE HIM.
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HE NEEDS TO KNOW
OPPORTUNITIES LIKE THIS
DON'T COME EVERY DAY.
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HE KNOWS.
HE'S NOT A KID.
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- YO, WHAT'S UP?
- YOU'RE LATE.
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- SORRY, MOM.
- MWAH.
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- HOW ARE YOU DOING, SON?
- GREAT. EXCITED.
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OH, HONEY, HONEY,
HONEY, YOU COULD HAVE
CLEANED UP A LITTLE BIT.
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WHAT? I'M--
I'M TOTALLY CLEAN.
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HE LOOKS LIKE A STREET KID,
NOT A MOVIE STAR.
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HE LOOKS FINE.
JUST BE YOURSELF, CHRISTOPHER.
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- ALL RIGHT.
- ( doorbell rings )
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HE'S HERE.
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ALL RIGHT,
THIS IS IT, BUD--
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YOUR CHANCE AT WHAT
WE'VE ALWAYS WANTED.
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ALAN, PLEASE COME IN.
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SHERRY, DANIEL,
A GREAT PLACE YOU GOT HERE.
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OH, ACTUALLY
IT'S CHRISTOPHER'S.
WE KIND OF WORK HERE.
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- ALL RIGHT.
CHRISTOPHER WILDE.
- MR. SMITH.
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- MY DAUGHTERS ARE
BIG FANS OF YOURS.
- THAT'S GREAT.
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WOW, THIS IS GREAT.
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I LOVE THIS.
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I LOVE THIS.
ROCK 'N' ROLL.
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HELLO, CLEVELAND.
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AWESOME.
OH, GOT THIS ALBUM
AT THE HOUSE.
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GIRLS LOVE THIS--
"SOMETHING WILDE."
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ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET
RIGHT TO THE POINT.
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LET'S GET RIGHT TO IT.
I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU
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AND I LIKE
WHAT I SEE.
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YOU ARE A TALENTED
TALENTED KID.
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HE'S A TALENTED KID.
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YOU SING, YOU DANCE.
I HOPE YOU CAN ACT.
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EH.
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BECAUSE I LIKE YOU
FOR THIS MOVIE.
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( squeals )
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THANK YOU, SIR.
COMING FROM YOU--
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IT WOULD BE SUCH AN HONOR
TO WORK WITH SOMEONE--
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BUT MY PEOPLE DON'T
NECESSARILY AGREE WITH ME.
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SEE, ALL THEY SEE
IS A SPOILED PUNK
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WHO LIKES TO TANGLE
WITH THE PAPARAZZI.
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ALAN, YOU KNOW
HOW THE TABLOIDS ARE.
THEY MANIPULATE THOSE PHOTOS.
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DANIEL, I GET IT.
I GET IT.
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LOOK, ALL I'M
SAYING, KID, IS
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A CHANCE LIKE THIS
COMES ALONG ONCE
IN A LIFETIME.
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I WANT TO GIVE YOU A SHOT,
BUT YOU HAVE TO PROVE
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THAT YOU'RE A SERIOUS
AND COMMITTED ACTOR.
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HOW DO I DO THAT?
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ON MONDAY I'M GONNA
MEET WITH MY PEOPLE
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AND TRY AND
SELL THEM ON YOU.
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IN THE MEANTIME,
YOU KEEP YOUR FACE
OUT OF THE TABLOIDS.
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NO PRESS,
GOOD OR BAD, OKAY?
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I CAN DO THAT.
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IN FACT, STAY HOME.
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ALL RIGHT.
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THANK YOU, SIR.
I APPRECIATE IT.
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YOU'RE SUCH A DORK.
YOU'VE GOT HOMEWORK?
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NO, IT'S CALLED READING.
YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOMETIME.
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WHAT?
I READ.
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THIS IS ALL PICTURES.
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DON'T TOUCH THAT.
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GLADLY.
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WHAT'S TAKING THEM
SO LONG?
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JUST GET ME A CAR ALREADY
SO I CAN GO MEET
CHRISTOPHER WILDE.
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SARA, YOU CAN'T DRIVE.
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YES, I CAN.
I'M LICENSED.
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NO, YOU CAN'T.
SIGN.
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YOU MUST BE AT LEAST
25 YEARS OLD
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TO DRIVE OR RENT A CAR
FROM LOS ANGELES
CAR RENTAL?
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WHAT?
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
WHAT I WANT TO DO?
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AND WHAT WOULD THAT BE?
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UH,
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TAKE JESSICA
SIGHTSEEING.
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WELL, I THINK YOUR GRANDMA'S
GOT A CAR YOU CAN BORROW.
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SWEET.
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SEE WHAT I MEAN?
MOM, BE CAREFUL.
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- OH, HERE COMES THE CAVALRY.
- YOU COULD FALL AND
BREAK A HIP.
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OH NOW, BARBARA,
CALM DOWN.
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HOWIE HAD MY BACK.
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WE TAKE CARE
OF EACH OTHER.
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OH, OKAY THEN.
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GRANDMA!
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OH, JESSICA,
I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU.
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- I MISSED YOU SO MUCH.
- DITTO.
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OH, SARAH, YOU CAN TAKE HER
FOR A SPIN IF YOU WANT TO.
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JUST GAVE HER A TUNE-UP.
SHE RUNS LIKE A TOP.
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OH, YEAH,
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A SUPER UGLY TOP
YOU'D NEVER WANT
TO BE SEEN IN.
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DOES THAT MEAN YOU'LL BE
JOINING US FOR SHUFFLEBOARD?
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SARA OUT.
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GRANDMA SAYS STOP PACING.
YOU'RE CREATING A DRAFT.
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I JUST GOT
A CALL FROM A.J.
SHE JUST HAD A CHAT
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ABOUT A TEXT
QUOTING A BLOG
ABOUT CHRISTOPHER WILDE.
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HE'S SINGING TONIGHT
AT ALEXIS BENDER'S
BIRTHDAY PARTY.
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I HAVE TO GO.
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GOOD LUCK CONVINCING
MOM AND DAD OF THAT.
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- GO WITH ME.
- NO.
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UH-HUH.
THEY'LL LET ME GO
IF YOU GO TOO.
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00:10:29,797 --> 00:10:31,665
HOW MANY TIMES
DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS?
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00:10:31,699 --> 00:10:34,201
I'M NOT INTERESTED IN
MEETING A STUPID CELEBRITY.
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I MEAN, I'M SICK AND TIRED
OF CHRISTOPHER WILDE.
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- HE'S ALL YOU TALK ABOUT.
- I'LL SHUT UP.
237
00:10:38,271 --> 00:10:40,140
WHAT?
238
00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:42,810
IF YOU GO WITH ME AND
I MEET CHRISTOPHER WILDE,
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I'LL STOP TALKING
ABOUT HIM
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FOR THE REST
OF THE TRIP.
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00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:48,448
HOW ABOUT
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?
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PLEASE.
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00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:52,252
* SWITCH IT UP
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00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:54,454
* YOU GOT ME
WATCHING YOU *
245
00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:57,825
* SWITCH IT UP,
I LIKE THE THINGS YOU DO *
246
00:10:57,858 --> 00:10:59,359
* SWITCH IT UP...
247
00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:02,329
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
THIS IS A NO-PARKING ZONE.
248
00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:05,733
IF A PERSON STAYS IN THE CAR,
IT'S NOT PARKING.
IT'S WAITING.
249
00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:08,368
WE'LL GET A TICKET.
250
00:11:10,771 --> 00:11:13,440
GET BEHIND THE WHEEL.
DO IT.
251
00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:15,976
OKAY.
252
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:19,012
* EVERY BOY, EVERY GIRL,
THE GOT YOUR POSTERS *
253
00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:21,314
* ON THE WALL, YEAH.
254
00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:28,722
( sighs )
255
00:11:28,756 --> 00:11:30,423
I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT THIS, MAN.
256
00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:32,259
WE'LL BE FINE.
257
00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:34,995
WE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE.
WE SHOULD BE AT HOME,
258
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,731
CHILLING AT THAT PARTY
YOUR PARENTS ARE THROWING.
259
00:11:37,765 --> 00:11:39,900
SINCE WHEN DO YOU WANT
TO PARTY WITH MY PARENTS?
260
00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:41,835
ARE YOU KIDDING?
261
00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:43,971
THE CATERER'S
FROM ARGENTINA.
262
00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:46,807
THERE'S GONNA BE STEAK
FOR DESSERT.
263
00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:50,310
TEMPTING, BUT I PROMISED ALEXIS
I'D SING ON HER BIRTHDAY.
264
00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:52,312
I'M NOT GONNA
LET HER DOWN.
265
00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:54,381
OH, YOU AND YOUR STUPID
FRIENDSHIP RULES.
266
00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:56,383
THEY WORK FOR YOU,
DON'T THEY?
267
00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:59,352
STAY AT MY HOUSE FOR FREE,
EAT MY FOOD, DRIVE MY CAR.
268
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:02,856
OKAY OKAY.
AND IN RETURN
269
00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:04,892
YOU GET TO HANG OUT
WITH MYSELF--
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00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:08,328
ALBERT J. STUBBINS,
BEST FRIEND SINCE
FOURTH GRADE.
271
00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:10,363
YEAH, IT WORKS
FOR ME TOO, STUBBY.
272
00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:13,066
LET'S DO THIS.
273
00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:16,303
( engine revs )
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00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:19,106
HE'S HERE.
275
00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:25,445
JUST WAIT HERE.
276
00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:41,394
ALEXIS BABY,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:43,430
MM!
278
00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:46,399
- WHERE'S CHRISTOPHER?
- HE COULDN'T MAKE IT.
279
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,401
HE'S AT HOME
EATING STEAK.
280
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,270
WHERE'S YOUR BOYFRIEND?
281
00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:52,272
- COME ON,
LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.
- STUBBY!
282
00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:54,141
- WHAT?
- I'M SO SORRY I'M LATE.
283
00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:55,976
COME ON.
284
00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:58,912
- YOU KNOW HER?
- NOT YET.
285
00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:00,914
GREAT.
286
00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:03,350
I'M GONNA BE HERE
FOREVER.
287
00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:16,429
THANKS, MAN.
288
00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:21,468
LOOKS LIKE
WE PULLED IT OFF.
289
00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:23,503
WHAT WOULD YOU DO
WITHOUT ME?
290
00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:26,473
M.C.: Our birthday girl
in the VIP section,
Alexis Bender,
291
00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:29,977
has a special guest
tonight--
292
00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:32,212
- Christopher Wilde!
- ( crowd cheering )
293
00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:42,389
EXCUSE ME.
HELLO.
294
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:47,027
* NO, YOU CAN'T SEE ME,
NO, YOU CAN'T BE ME *
295
00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:49,096
* YOU KNOW
I'M ON MY GAME *
296
00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:51,398
* THAT'S WHEN I'M
IN MY SHADES *
297
00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:53,266
* SEE THE CAMERAS
FLASHING *
298
00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:55,268
* IN THE PARTY
AND IT'S TIME FOR ACTION *
299
00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:57,504
* YOU'RE THE MAIN
ATTRACTION *
300
00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:59,439
* HEY, IN MY SHADES
301
00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:03,210
* PULL UP ON THE SPOT,
LOOKING HOT, EVERYBODY KNOWS *
302
00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:05,278
* DON'T GOT NO STRESS,
AND MY HAIRCUT'S FRESH *
303
00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:07,147
* SO FLY
IN MY FANCY CLOTHES *
304
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,917
* YEAH, THEY WANT
TO TAKE MY PICTURE *
305
00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:12,352
* WATCH OUT,
THOSE LIGHTS WILL GET YA *
306
00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:14,421
* AND THEY'RE CALLING
YOUR NAME *
307
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,423
* THAT'S WHEN I'M PUTTING ON
MY FRAMES *
308
00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:18,058
* I TELL THEM,
WATCH ME NOW *
309
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:20,127
* LITTLE MAMA,
HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW? *
310
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,896
* ON THE DANCE FLOOR
WE CAN WORK IT OUT *
311
00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:24,497
* AND BRING THIS
WHOLE PLACE DOWN *
312
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,466
* BETTER STAND UP,
HANDS UP *
313
00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:28,468
* B-BOY IN MY STANCE LIKE
AND WHAT? *
314
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:30,470
* SO GET ON THE FLOOR
315
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:32,505
* SHOW 'EM
WHAT YOU CAME HERE FOR *
316
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:35,408
* NO, YOU CAN'T SEE ME
317
00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:37,410
* NO, YOU CAN'T
BE ME *
318
00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:39,913
* YOU KNOW
I'M ON MY GAME *
319
00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:41,381
* THAT'S WHEN I'M
IN MY SHADES *
320
00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,350
* SEE THE CAMERAS
FLASHING *
321
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,352
* IN THE PARTY
AND IT'S TIME FOR ACTION *
322
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,354
* YOU'RE THE MAIN
ATTRACTION *
323
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,356
* HEY, IN MY SHADES
324
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,358
* YEAH, YOU WANNA WATCH ME,
WATCH THIS *
325
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:54,061
* AND WHEN YOU WATCH T.V.,
WATCH CHRIS *
326
00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:55,662
* 'BOUT TO HAVE
THE WHOLE PLACE JUMPING *
327
00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:58,031
* CAMERAS FLASH AND,
YOU KNOW, THE BASS PUMPING *
328
00:14:58,065 --> 00:15:00,033
* SHADES ON
LIKE A ROCK STAR *
329
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:02,469
* AND I'M BUSTING OUT
THE BEST MOVES SO FAR *
330
00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:04,137
* YOU CAN FEEL THE AIR
FROM THE SPEAKERS *
331
00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:06,139
* SO SO FRESH FROM MY HAIR
TO MY SNEAKERS *
332
00:15:06,173 --> 00:15:08,208
* TURN THE BEAT UP
ON THE RADIO *
333
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,610
* I'MA KEEP MY FRAMES ON
TILL I'M READY, GO GO *
334
00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:12,445
* GOING, GONE I IS
335
00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:14,281
* YOU AIN'T NEVER EVER
HEARD A SONG LIKE THIS *
336
00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:16,383
* IF YOU AIN'T KNOW BETTER,
GET SOME IDEAS *
337
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,585
* BABY, YOU SHOULD HOLLA
AT YOUR BOY RIGHT HERE *
338
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:20,620
* AND IF THE GIRL
WANT TO GET CRAZED *
339
00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:23,690
* SHE CAN FIND ME
IN MY SHADES *
340
00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:25,692
* NO, YOU CAN'T SEE ME
341
00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:27,560
* NO, YOU CAN'T
BE ME *
342
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,296
* YOU KNOW
I'M ON MY GAME *
343
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:31,298
* THAT'S WHEN
I'M IN MY SHADES *
344
00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,466
* SEE THE CAMERAS
FLASHING *
345
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:36,069
* IN THE PARTY
AND IT'S TIME FOR ACTION *
346
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:37,637
* YOU'RE THE MAIN
ATTRACTION *
347
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:40,607
* HEY, IN MY SHADES
348
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:43,676
* YEAH YEAH YEAH.
349
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:53,086
Radio D.J.:
And as we're rolling up
on the midnight hour,
350
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,455
get ready for 55 minutes
of your favorite music.
351
00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:58,491
And for those of you
that haven't won anything
from us recently,
352
00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:00,127
stay tuned.
We got tickets
to give away.
353
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,129
We got T-shirts.
We got concerts.
354
00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:05,532
Up next, some of your
favorite music.
355
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:14,341
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ALEXIS.
356
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:17,077
GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY.
357
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:19,112
EXCUSE ME.
358
00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:21,114
MOVE.
359
00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:23,450
OH NO.
360
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:57,284
OH.
361
00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:59,252
- OW.
- DID I JUST HIT YOU?
362
00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:01,154
NO, THE DOOR HIT ME
BY ITSELF.
363
00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:02,755
- THIS IS NOT GOOD.
- FOR YOU OR FOR ME?
364
00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:05,092
'CAUSE RIGHT NOW IT FEELS
A LOT WORSE FOR ME.
365
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,393
THIS IS REALLY
NOT GOOD.
366
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:09,629
WAIT.
YOU'RE CHRIS--
367
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:12,499
I'LL GIVE YOU FRONT-ROW
TICKETS TO MY CONCERT
IF YOU DON'T SCREAM MY NAME.
368
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,634
I DON'T WANT TO SEE
YOUR STUPID CONCERT.
369
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:17,504
- OW.
- OKAY, I NEED TO GET YOU
TO A DOCTOR.
370
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,206
( engine revs )
371
00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:21,208
COME ON, COME ON,
COME ON.
372
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:23,210
THIS HAND.
THERE WE GO, COME ON.
373
00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:25,412
- WHAT ABOUT SARA?
- WHO'S SARA?
374
00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:27,847
MY SISTER.
SHE'S UP IN THE CLUB.
375
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,383
WHOA WHOA WHOA,
WHAT HAPPENED?
376
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:31,618
HELP NOW,
QUESTIONS LATER.
377
00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:34,554
- OKAY.
- JUST GET HER IN THE CAR.
378
00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:42,362
- WHO IS THIS?
- SEAT BELT.
379
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,863
WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
380
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,466
JESSICA.
381
00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:49,102
WELL, NICE TO MEET YOU,
JESSICA.
382
00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:51,504
OH, I CAN THINK
OF NICER WAYS.
383
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:57,210
I'M NOT FEELING
TOO HOT.
384
00:17:57,244 --> 00:18:00,313
HEY HEY HEY, DO NOT
HURL IN BRITNEY, OKAY?
I JUST GOT HER DETAILED.
385
00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:02,315
OKAY.
386
00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:05,418
OH, NO!
MY FAVORITE SHOES!
387
00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:07,887
I'LL BUY YOU NEW ONES.
DOOR.
388
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:11,724
KEYS. AND MAKE SURE
HER SISTER SARA
GETS HOME OKAY.
389
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,693
JUST DON'T TELL
ANYONE ABOUT THIS.
390
00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:17,430
OH, I GOTTA GET
SOME NEW SHOES.
391
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:21,501
( P.A. chatter )
392
00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:24,271
FOLLOW THE LIGHT
WITH YOUR EYES.
393
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:28,475
WELL, I'VE DONE
A THOROUGH EXAM
394
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:30,477
AND THE C.T. SCAN
WAS NORMAL.
395
00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:32,779
EVERYTHING LOOKS GOOD.
396
00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:35,448
- SO SHE'S OKAY?
- OUT.
397
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:37,517
THERE'S NO SIGN
OF HEAD TRAUMA
398
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:39,619
AND I'M ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN
YOU DON'T HAVE A CONCUSSION.
399
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:43,156
- HOW COME I THREW UP?
- MAYBE IT WAS
SOMETHING YOU ATE
400
00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:46,593
OR MAYBE IT WAS A REACTION
TO MEETING THAT DOOFUS.
401
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,728
IT'S A CURTAIN, SANJAY.
I CAN HEAR YOU.
402
00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:50,563
NO, YOU CAN'T.
403
00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:52,232
YOU TWO
KNOW EACH OTHER?
404
00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:54,867
HE'S MY SISTER'S
HUSBAND.
405
00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:56,636
SO I CAN GO NOW?
406
00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:58,538
YES, BUT I WANT YOU TO PUT
AN ICE PACK ON THAT BUMP
407
00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:00,207
UNTIL YOU GET HOME.
408
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:03,276
- I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
- OKAY.
409
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:06,213
( phone ringing )
410
00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:08,481
ARE YOU GONNA
ANSWER THAT?
411
00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:10,617
OH, RIGHT.
412
00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:16,456
HELLO, MOM.
413
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,891
WHAT?
WHO?
414
00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:21,694
WHERE?
NOW?
415
00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:24,964
YES, RIGHT NOW.
WE THOUGHT HE WASN'T COMING,
416
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:27,467
BUT HE JUST SHOWED UP
WITH YOUR TWO BIGGEST FANS.
417
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,337
LOOK, YOU PROMISED HIM
YOU WERE GONNA STAY HOME
THIS WEEKEND.
418
00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:31,904
IT'S UP TO YOU
TO FIX THIS, CHRISTOPHER.
419
00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:33,773
OKAY, JUST STALL THEM.
I WILL BE RIGHT THERE.
420
00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:35,642
- SHERRY.
- ALAN.
421
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:36,843
WHERE IS HE?
422
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:38,845
- THAT MIGHT BE A PROBLEM.
- WHY?
423
00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:41,514
MY WAITING ROOM IS FILLED
WITH BIG GUYS WITH BIG CAMERAS.
424
00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:44,751
THE PAPARAZZI FOUND ME?
425
00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:46,853
OKAY, SANJAY, WHAT KIND
OF CAR ARE YOU DRIVING?
426
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:48,688
NOTHING YOU'D BE
INTERESTED IN.
427
00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:51,224
I'M STILL PAYING OFF
SIX YEARS OF MEDICAL SCHOOL.
428
00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:52,492
PERFECT.
HOW ABOUT A TRADE?
429
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:53,793
NO.
430
00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:56,629
- ONLY HAPPENS ONCE.
- OKAY.
431
00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:12,645
- ( engine backfiring )
- OW! ARE YOU SURE
THIS IS SAFE?
432
00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:14,981
- PRETTY SURE.
- I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S NOT.
433
00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:17,584
- JUST CALM DOWN, OKAY?
- I DON'T WANT TO CALM DOWN.
434
00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:18,885
I WANT TO GO
HOME, OKAY?
435
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:21,254
OW. WHAT IS
WRONG WITH YOU?
436
00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:23,256
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
NOTHING. NOTHING.
437
00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:25,358
I'M LOOKING FORWARD
TO BEING GROUNDED
UNTIL I'M 30.
438
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:27,527
- IS THAT WHY
YOU'RE SO CRABBY?
- I'M NOT CRABBY.
439
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,829
- NOT CRABBY-- DEFENSIVE.
- I AM NOT DEFENSIVE.
440
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,498
SEE? YOU DISAGREE
WITH EVERYTHING I SAY.
441
00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:32,799
- DO NOT.
- DO TOO.
442
00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:35,602
- JUST TAKE ME HOME.
- I WILL.
443
00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:39,539
FIRST WE NEED TO MAKE
ONE TEENY TINY LITTLE STOP.
444
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,611
YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING.
445
00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:46,613
YOU LIVE HERE?
446
00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:47,680
YEAH, WHY?
447
00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:50,350
- GO GO GO.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
448
00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:51,618
GOTTA GO UPSTAIRS.
GOTTA GO.
449
00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:53,653
- STOP PULLING ME.
- SORRY, I JUST--
450
00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:56,289
WHERE ARE WE GOING?
CHRISTOPHER!
451
00:20:56,323 --> 00:20:58,725
- I'M SORRY, I JUST DON'T--
- DON'T KNOW WHERE TO HIDE ME?
452
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,727
NO, I'M NOT HIDING YOU.
I JUST DON'T WANT
453
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,363
THESE PARTICULAR PEOPLE
TO SEE YOU RIGHT NOW.
454
00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:05,432
BECAUSE I'M NOT
A MOVIE STAR?
455
00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:07,900
NO, I DON'T WANT
ANYONE ASKING QUESTIONS,
AND NEITHER DO YOU--
456
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:09,969
"WHO IS SHE?
WHERE DID YOU MEET?
ARE YOU TWO DATING?"
457
00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:12,539
- DATING?
- YEAH, THEY MAKE STUFF UP.
458
00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:15,342
OKAY, COME ON.
459
00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:19,479
THE GUEST ROOM.
BE MY GUEST.
460
00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:22,349
- DO I HAVE A CHOICE?
- NOT REALLY.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
461
00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:25,352
JUST STAY.
462
00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:26,619
WOOF.
463
00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:30,890
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
464
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,862
HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
465
00:21:36,863 --> 00:21:39,499
LOOKING GOOD, BUDDY.
466
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,769
- HEY.
- HEY, MOM.
467
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:44,671
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
468
00:21:44,704 --> 00:21:46,706
- ALAN, GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- MY DAUGHTERS.
469
00:21:46,739 --> 00:21:48,775
- YEAH, WHAT'S UP?
- I THINK THEY WANT
TO ASK YOU SOMETHING.
470
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:50,843
- CAN YOU SING US A SONG?
- OF COURSE. ABSOLUTELY.
471
00:21:50,877 --> 00:21:52,979
- I GOT A NEW ONE
I'M WORKING ON.
- SURE THING.
472
00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:54,714
- YOU KNOW WHERE
YOUR GUITAR IS?
- OF COURSE.
473
00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:56,683
YOU'RE GONNA
LOVE THIS.
474
00:22:03,456 --> 00:22:05,425
HEY, EVERYBODY,
475
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:07,427
THIS IS A LITTLE SOMETHING
I'M WORKING ON
476
00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:09,596
FOR MY NEXT ALBUM.
I HOPE YOU LIKE IT.
477
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,968
( playing a ballad )
478
00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:18,004
* YEAH
479
00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:21,608
* YEAH YEAH
480
00:22:24,911 --> 00:22:27,814
* I'M NO SUPERMAN
481
00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:30,717
* I CAN'T TAKE
YOUR HAND *
482
00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:34,787
* AND FLY YOU
ANYWHERE YOU WANT TO GO *
483
00:22:34,821 --> 00:22:36,623
* YEAH
484
00:22:36,656 --> 00:22:38,558
* I CAN'T READ
YOUR MIND *
485
00:22:38,591 --> 00:22:41,894
* LIKE A BILLBOARD SIGN
486
00:22:41,928 --> 00:22:45,765
* AND TELL YOU EVERYTHING
YOU WANT TO HEAR *
487
00:22:45,798 --> 00:22:48,535
* BUT I'LL BE
488
00:22:48,568 --> 00:22:51,804
* YOUR HERO
489
00:22:51,838 --> 00:22:53,806
* 'CAUSE I
490
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:56,776
* I CAN BE EVERYTHING
YOU NEED *
491
00:22:56,809 --> 00:22:58,811
* IF YOU'RE THE ONE
FOR ME *
492
00:22:58,845 --> 00:23:02,715
* LIKE GRAVITY
I'LL BE UNSTOPPABLE *
493
00:23:02,749 --> 00:23:04,684
* AND I
494
00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:07,854
* YEAH, I BELIEVE
IN DESTINY *
495
00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:10,457
* I MAY BE
AN ORDINARY GUY *
496
00:23:10,490 --> 00:23:13,526
* WITH HEART AND SOUL
497
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:17,964
* BUT IF YOU'RE
THE ONE FOR ME *
498
00:23:17,997 --> 00:23:21,468
* THEN I'LL BE A HERO
499
00:23:21,501 --> 00:23:23,470
* OH
500
00:23:23,503 --> 00:23:27,540
* I'LL BE A HERO
501
00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:29,008
* YEAH
502
00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:31,010
* I'LL BE A HERO
503
00:23:31,043 --> 00:23:33,480
* SO INCREDIBLE
504
00:23:33,513 --> 00:23:36,148
* SOME KIND OF MIRACLE
505
00:23:36,182 --> 00:23:38,150
* THAT WHEN
IT'S MEANT TO BE *
506
00:23:38,184 --> 00:23:42,655
* I'LL BECOME A HERO
507
00:23:42,689 --> 00:23:45,792
* OH, SO I WAIT
WAIT WAIT *
508
00:23:45,825 --> 00:23:50,797
* WAIT FOR YOU
509
00:23:50,830 --> 00:23:54,066
* YEAH, I'LL BE A HERO
510
00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:57,670
* YEAH
511
00:23:57,704 --> 00:23:59,672
* 'CAUSE I
512
00:23:59,706 --> 00:24:02,074
* I CAN BE
EVERYTHING YOU NEED *
513
00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:04,143
* IF YOU'RE
THE ONE FOR ME *
514
00:24:04,176 --> 00:24:08,247
* LIKE GRAVITY
I'LL BE UNSTOPPABLE *
515
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,583
* AND I
516
00:24:10,617 --> 00:24:12,952
* YEAH, I BELIEVE
IN DESTINY *
517
00:24:12,985 --> 00:24:15,722
* I MAY BE
AN ORDINARY GUY *
518
00:24:15,755 --> 00:24:19,158
* WITH HEART AND SOUL
519
00:24:19,191 --> 00:24:23,696
* BUT IF YOU'RE
THE ONE FOR ME *
520
00:24:23,730 --> 00:24:27,667
* I'LL BE A HERO
521
00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:28,768
* YEAH
522
00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:32,605
* YEAH, I'LL BE A HERO
523
00:24:32,639 --> 00:24:34,006
* YEAH
524
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:38,678
* I'LL BE A HERO
525
00:24:38,711 --> 00:24:40,680
* HERO.
526
00:24:40,713 --> 00:24:43,049
( crowd cheering )
527
00:24:48,087 --> 00:24:50,289
GREAT GREAT.
528
00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:53,159
SO, GIRLS, AM I
THE GREATEST DAD
IN THE WORLD OR WHAT?
529
00:25:08,975 --> 00:25:11,978
HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
530
00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:13,079
ANYWHERE BUT HERE.
531
00:25:13,112 --> 00:25:15,114
WHAT DID I DO NOW?
532
00:25:15,147 --> 00:25:17,684
YOU SAID YOU'D TAKE
ME HOME. WHEN?
533
00:25:17,717 --> 00:25:19,952
JUST PICK A CAR.
I'LL TAKE YOU HOME.
534
00:25:19,986 --> 00:25:21,954
- NO.
- FINE, WE'LL WALK.
535
00:25:21,988 --> 00:25:23,923
WHERE DOES YOUR GRANDMA
LIVE AGAIN?
536
00:25:23,956 --> 00:25:26,158
- HOLLYWOOD.
- THAT'S GREAT.
537
00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:28,961
WE'LL GET THERE...
ON TUESDAY.
538
00:25:29,996 --> 00:25:31,664
OKAY.
539
00:25:31,698 --> 00:25:33,600
- OKAY?
- BUT HERE ARE THE RULES:
540
00:25:33,633 --> 00:25:36,335
YOU DRIVE ME STRAIGHT THERE,
DROP ME OFF,
541
00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:39,138
AND THEN YOU COME BACK
TO YOUR FABULOUS LIFE.
542
00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:49,649
WHAT'S THE PURPOSE
OF THAT?
543
00:25:49,682 --> 00:25:53,285
I DON'T GET IT.
WHY DOES SHE DO THIS?
544
00:26:21,347 --> 00:26:24,283
( turns on radio )
545
00:26:24,316 --> 00:26:27,954
* SOMETHING ABOUT
THE SUNSHINE, BABY *
546
00:26:27,987 --> 00:26:31,323
* I'M SEEING YOU
IN A WHOLE NEW LIGHT. *
547
00:26:31,357 --> 00:26:32,625
REALLY?
548
00:26:32,659 --> 00:26:34,627
( turns down radio )
549
00:26:34,661 --> 00:26:38,631
- WHAT? I THOUGHT
YOU'D LIKE IT.
- LET ME GUESS--
550
00:26:38,665 --> 00:26:41,400
YOU THOUGHT I'D BE
DYING TO RIDE IN A CAR
WITH CHRISTOPHER WILDE
551
00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:43,402
AS HE SINGS TO ONE
OF HIS BIG HITS--
552
00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:45,237
A FAN'S DREAM
COME TRUE.
553
00:26:45,271 --> 00:26:47,907
- THERE'S JUST ONE PROBLEM.
- WHICH IS?
554
00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:49,608
I'M NOT YOUR FAN.
555
00:26:52,111 --> 00:26:54,781
YOU DON'T--
YOU DON'T LIKE MY MUSIC?
556
00:26:54,814 --> 00:26:56,783
NO, I LIKE YOUR MUSIC.
557
00:26:56,816 --> 00:26:59,118
I'M JUST NOT CRAZY
ABOUT YOU.
558
00:26:59,151 --> 00:27:01,220
BUT YOU DON'T
EVEN KNOW ME,
559
00:27:01,253 --> 00:27:03,389
PRECISELY.
560
00:27:05,758 --> 00:27:07,727
YOU KNOW, I THINK
561
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:09,361
IF YOU DID KNOW ME,
YOU'D REALLY LIKE ME.
562
00:27:09,395 --> 00:27:11,163
OH, TURN HERE.
563
00:27:38,090 --> 00:27:40,059
THANKS FOR THE RIDE.
564
00:27:40,092 --> 00:27:41,828
LOOK, JESSICA.
565
00:27:41,861 --> 00:27:44,697
LOOK, I JUST WANT TO SAY
I'M SORRY.
566
00:27:44,731 --> 00:27:46,065
NOTED.
ARE WE DONE NOW?
567
00:27:46,098 --> 00:27:48,200
UH, YEAH.
568
00:27:48,234 --> 00:27:50,837
- YEAH, I GUESS WE'RE DONE.
- GOOD.
569
00:27:50,870 --> 00:27:53,873
BYE.
570
00:28:05,284 --> 00:28:07,386
OH, GREAT.
571
00:28:18,831 --> 00:28:21,768
( light tapping )
572
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,508
GO AWAY.
573
00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:31,811
I'LL GIVE YOU $5000
IF YOU DO ME THIS FAVOR.
574
00:28:31,844 --> 00:28:33,813
IT'S NOT A FAVOR
IF YOU PAY FOR IT.
575
00:28:33,846 --> 00:28:36,148
SO IS THAT A YES?
576
00:28:36,182 --> 00:28:38,350
( both grunting )
577
00:28:40,820 --> 00:28:42,454
YOU KNOW, YOU COULD
HELP A LITTLE.
578
00:28:42,488 --> 00:28:46,058
OH, THIS CAR
WOULDN'T BE MOVING
IF I WASN'T PUSHING IT.
579
00:28:46,092 --> 00:28:48,227
YOU'LL BE OUT OF HERE
BEFORE MORNING, RIGHT?
580
00:28:48,260 --> 00:28:50,329
YES, HOPEFULLY NO ONE
WILL EVER KNOW
I WAS HERE.
581
00:28:50,362 --> 00:28:52,331
I'LL KNOW.
582
00:28:52,364 --> 00:28:54,333
THANK YOU.
THANKS A LOT.
583
00:28:54,366 --> 00:28:55,434
YEAH.
584
00:28:57,837 --> 00:29:00,206
HEY, IS THERE ANYTHING
UP THERE THAT I CAN WEAR
585
00:29:00,239 --> 00:29:02,108
SO WHEN I DO LEAVE
THE PAPARAZZI WON'T
RECOGNIZE ME?
586
00:29:02,141 --> 00:29:05,511
YOU CAN LOOK IN THOSE.
587
00:29:05,544 --> 00:29:08,147
SO IS ALL THIS
REALLY NECESSARY?
588
00:29:08,180 --> 00:29:10,382
YES. CLEARLY YOU
DON'T UNDERSTAND.
589
00:29:10,416 --> 00:29:12,218
THEY'RE--
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE.
590
00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:14,353
PARANOID.
591
00:29:14,386 --> 00:29:17,423
- JUST FORGET IT.
- LOVE TO.
592
00:29:19,358 --> 00:29:21,327
WELL?
593
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:24,296
THAT WAS
MY GRANDPA'S HAT.
594
00:29:24,330 --> 00:29:26,165
HE USED TO WEAR IT
WHEN HE TOOK ME FISHING.
595
00:29:26,198 --> 00:29:28,935
OH, I'M SORRY.
HERE.
596
00:29:28,968 --> 00:29:31,237
NO, YOU KEEP IT.
IT LOOKS KIND OF GOOD
ON YOU.
597
00:29:31,270 --> 00:29:33,305
THANKS.
598
00:29:33,339 --> 00:29:34,841
ANYTHING ELSE?
599
00:29:34,874 --> 00:29:37,143
NO, I'M COOL.
600
00:29:37,176 --> 00:29:40,246
YEAH, SO COOL
YOU'RE SLEEPING
IN YOUR CAR.
601
00:29:40,279 --> 00:29:43,182
JESSICA...
602
00:29:43,215 --> 00:29:45,517
- STOP DOING THAT.
- WHAT AM I DOING?
603
00:29:45,551 --> 00:29:47,453
OH, YOU KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
604
00:29:47,486 --> 00:29:49,355
IN FACT, I BET YOU DO IT
ALL THE TIME.
605
00:29:49,388 --> 00:29:51,323
YOU GIVE GIRLS THAT--
606
00:29:51,357 --> 00:29:54,026
THAT LOOK
AND EXPECT THEM
TO FALL FOR YOU.
607
00:29:54,060 --> 00:29:56,228
WELL, IT'S NOT
WORKING WITH ME,
SO GET OVER IT.
608
00:30:06,572 --> 00:30:09,909
EAT UP.
WE'RE HELPING GRANDMA
WITH SOME YARD WORK TODAY.
609
00:30:09,942 --> 00:30:12,344
MM, GOOD MORNING,
SUNSHINE.
610
00:30:12,378 --> 00:30:14,346
HEY.
611
00:30:14,380 --> 00:30:17,183
SYRUP, PLEASE.
612
00:30:17,216 --> 00:30:19,018
I DIDN'T SEE ANY.
MOM, GOT ANY MORE SYRUP?
613
00:30:19,051 --> 00:30:20,920
OH, SURE.
ON THE SHELF IN THE GARAGE.
614
00:30:20,953 --> 00:30:23,055
I'LL GET IT.
615
00:30:24,190 --> 00:30:26,458
NO, I'LL GET IT.
616
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,362
HOW WAS YOUR LITTLE
CAB RIDE?
617
00:30:30,396 --> 00:30:32,098
WHAT CAB RIDE?
618
00:30:32,131 --> 00:30:33,565
WHAT CAB RIDE?
619
00:30:33,599 --> 00:30:35,367
I'M THIS CLOSE TO MEETING
CHRISTOPHER WILDE
620
00:30:35,401 --> 00:30:37,904
AND I HAVE TO LEAVE
BECAUSE STUBBY TELLS ME
621
00:30:37,937 --> 00:30:39,371
THAT YOU DECIDED TO TAKE
A CAB HOME.
622
00:30:39,405 --> 00:30:41,207
OH, THAT CAB.
623
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:42,975
WHERE DID YOU GO?
624
00:30:43,009 --> 00:30:45,244
WAIT, DON'T TELL ME.
I DON'T WANT TO BE
THAT BORED.
625
00:30:45,277 --> 00:30:47,246
I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU.
626
00:30:47,279 --> 00:30:48,981
I'LL HELP YOU FIND HIM.
627
00:30:49,015 --> 00:30:51,150
HOW ARE YOU
GONNA DO THAT?
628
00:30:52,952 --> 00:30:57,289
LET'S GO INSIDE
AND RESEARCH.
629
00:30:57,323 --> 00:30:58,991
MOM AND DAD DON'T
EVEN NEED TO KNOW.
630
00:30:59,025 --> 00:31:00,659
MOM AND DAD DON'T NEED
TO KNOW WHAT?
631
00:31:00,692 --> 00:31:02,361
Both:
NOTHING.
632
00:31:09,668 --> 00:31:12,204
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
YOU GIRLS.
633
00:31:20,646 --> 00:31:22,982
OH, SARA, THEY'RE DOING
A STORY ON TELEVISION
634
00:31:23,015 --> 00:31:24,951
ABOUT THAT BOY YOU LIKE.
635
00:31:24,984 --> 00:31:26,585
OH, HEY!
636
00:31:26,618 --> 00:31:31,290
- NO.
- WHAT IS WITH YOU?
637
00:31:31,323 --> 00:31:35,327
Alexis Bender arrived
at her birthday party
last night
638
00:31:35,361 --> 00:31:37,964
without her leading man.
639
00:31:37,997 --> 00:31:41,500
Although no one saw him
arrive at the fabulous
club Under 21,
640
00:31:41,533 --> 00:31:44,336
witnesses confirm
that Christopher Wilde
641
00:31:44,370 --> 00:31:46,072
did indeed make
a secret appearance
642
00:31:46,105 --> 00:31:48,307
to sing for the packed house
of well-wishers.
643
00:31:48,340 --> 00:31:50,342
Partygoers say
the pop star left the club
644
00:31:50,376 --> 00:31:52,378
immediately following
his performance,
645
00:31:52,411 --> 00:31:55,514
only to magically reappear
at his Beverly Hills mansion
646
00:31:55,547 --> 00:31:58,617
several hours later
with a different girl.
647
00:31:58,650 --> 00:32:00,552
My sources tell me
this mystery girl
648
00:32:00,586 --> 00:32:03,022
might be stealing the heart
of our favorite pop star.
649
00:32:03,055 --> 00:32:04,523
STOP.
I WANT TO SEE THAT.
650
00:32:04,556 --> 00:32:07,193
WHY? IT'S ALL LIES--
TECHNICALLY, SLANDER.
651
00:32:07,226 --> 00:32:09,395
WHY DO YOU CARE?
YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE HIM.
652
00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:12,031
I CARE ABOUT THE TRUTH.
AND I'M PRETTY SURE
THAT'S NOT IT.
653
00:32:12,064 --> 00:32:13,399
GIRLS, KNOCK IT OFF.
654
00:32:13,432 --> 00:32:16,468
I KNOW WHAT--
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY.
655
00:32:16,502 --> 00:32:19,205
HERE, TAKE THE KEYS TO MY CAR
AND GO TO THE BEACH.
656
00:32:19,238 --> 00:32:21,440
REALLY?
THANKS, GRANDMA.
657
00:32:23,609 --> 00:32:27,446
- TAKE JESSICA WITH YOU.
- ( groans )
658
00:32:27,479 --> 00:32:29,281
GO.
659
00:32:51,103 --> 00:32:53,472
( seagulls cawing )
660
00:32:56,075 --> 00:32:58,110
I THOUGHT WE WERE
GOING TO VENICE.
661
00:32:58,144 --> 00:32:59,745
WHY ARE WE IN MALIBU?
662
00:32:59,778 --> 00:33:02,681
BECAUSE CHRISTOPHER WILDE
SURFS IN MALIBU.
663
00:33:05,251 --> 00:33:08,120
TODAY'S THE DAY.
I CAN FEEL IT.
664
00:33:08,154 --> 00:33:10,422
- HE'S HERE SOMEWHERE.
- I DOUBT THAT.
665
00:33:10,456 --> 00:33:12,091
I JUST HOPE HE'S NOT
WITH ALEXIS BENDER,
666
00:33:12,124 --> 00:33:15,661
WHO, I.M.H.O., IS TOTALLY
NOT CUTE ENOUGH FOR HIM.
667
00:33:17,196 --> 00:33:19,731
I WONDER WHAT HIS EYES
LOOK LIKE...
668
00:33:19,765 --> 00:33:21,600
UP CLOSE.
669
00:33:21,633 --> 00:33:23,569
BLUE.
670
00:33:23,602 --> 00:33:25,137
REALLY BLUE.
671
00:33:25,171 --> 00:33:26,738
OOH.
672
00:33:35,181 --> 00:33:39,185
EXCUSE ME,
IS THIS SEAT TAKEN?
673
00:33:39,218 --> 00:33:42,754
NO? OKAY.
674
00:33:42,788 --> 00:33:44,256
( sighs )
675
00:33:44,290 --> 00:33:46,458
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY.
676
00:33:46,492 --> 00:33:48,160
ISN'T IT A BEAUTIFUL DAY?
677
00:33:51,130 --> 00:33:53,299
OH, I'M SORRY.
YOU WERE SLEEPING.
678
00:33:53,332 --> 00:33:55,301
DID I WAKE YOU?
679
00:33:55,334 --> 00:33:57,436
NO?
THEN YOU'RE AWAKE.
680
00:33:57,469 --> 00:34:00,239
GOOD.
681
00:34:00,272 --> 00:34:02,341
WOULD YOU PUT SOME
SUNSCREEN ON MY BACK?
682
00:34:06,112 --> 00:34:08,214
HOW DID YOU KNOW
IT WAS ME?
683
00:34:08,247 --> 00:34:09,548
THE HAT.
684
00:34:09,581 --> 00:34:12,218
KINDA SMELLS
LIKE FISH.
685
00:34:12,251 --> 00:34:14,853
NO, I'M PRETTY SURE
THAT'S YOU.
686
00:34:14,886 --> 00:34:17,323
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
687
00:34:17,356 --> 00:34:19,825
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
GO HOME.
688
00:34:19,858 --> 00:34:22,094
- I TRIED.
- AND?
689
00:34:22,128 --> 00:34:25,231
YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.
690
00:34:25,264 --> 00:34:27,833
OH, SO YOU THINK
YOU'RE SO SPECIAL
691
00:34:27,866 --> 00:34:30,502
THAT A NOBODY LIKE ME
COULDN'T POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND
692
00:34:30,536 --> 00:34:33,272
HOW HARD IT IS
TO BE YOU?
693
00:34:33,305 --> 00:34:35,241
OKAY.
694
00:34:35,274 --> 00:34:37,243
ABOUT 10 PAPARAZZI
695
00:34:37,276 --> 00:34:39,345
ARE PARKED OUTSIDE MY HOUSE
WITH THEIR CAMERAS.
696
00:34:39,378 --> 00:34:41,380
OH.
697
00:34:41,413 --> 00:34:43,682
YEAH, THAT IS TOUGH...
698
00:34:45,284 --> 00:34:47,119
NOT.
699
00:34:47,153 --> 00:34:49,455
SEE? YOU DON'T
UNDERSTAND.
700
00:34:49,488 --> 00:34:53,292
I JUST NEED TO GET HOME
IN A CAR THE PAPARAZZI
WON'T RECOGNIZE.
701
00:34:56,628 --> 00:34:59,498
WHAT ARE YOU DRIVING?
702
00:34:59,531 --> 00:35:02,234
OH, YOU'D LOVE IT.
703
00:35:02,268 --> 00:35:04,303
IT'S A CLASSIC,
REALLY VINTAGE.
704
00:35:04,336 --> 00:35:06,672
- PERFECT.
I COULD PAY YOU--
- STOP THAT.
705
00:35:06,705 --> 00:35:09,475
- STOP WHAT?
- THROWING YOUR MONEY AROUND.
706
00:35:09,508 --> 00:35:13,512
YOU STILL OWE ME FIVE GRAND
FOR YOUR STAY IN THE GARAGE
DE LA GRANDMA.
707
00:35:16,782 --> 00:35:19,385
- JUST GIVE ME YOUR KEYS.
- WHY?
708
00:35:19,418 --> 00:35:21,720
WELL, IF YOU'RE
TAKING OUR CAR,
709
00:35:21,753 --> 00:35:23,722
YOU CAN'T LEAVE US HERE
WITHOUT ONE.
710
00:35:23,755 --> 00:35:26,425
KEYS.
711
00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:28,660
COME ON.
712
00:35:33,499 --> 00:35:34,800
LOOK, SHE'S--
713
00:35:34,833 --> 00:35:36,802
SHE'S A 335hp
714
00:35:36,835 --> 00:35:41,540
FIRST-GENERATION
'69 TWO-DOOR
715
00:35:41,573 --> 00:35:43,809
WITH ORIGINAL PAINT.
716
00:35:43,842 --> 00:35:45,644
I LOVE CHER, OKAY?
717
00:35:45,677 --> 00:35:47,479
CHER?
718
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:51,750
YOU NAME YOUR CARS?
719
00:35:55,287 --> 00:35:57,756
* No, you can't see me
720
00:35:57,789 --> 00:36:00,292
* No, you can't
be me *
721
00:36:00,326 --> 00:36:02,294
* You know
I'm on my game *
722
00:36:02,328 --> 00:36:04,463
* That's when I'm
in my shades. *
723
00:36:09,768 --> 00:36:13,505
CHRISTOPHER,
MEET PETUNIA.
724
00:36:15,874 --> 00:36:18,510
- YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.
- SHE RUNS LIKE A TOP.
725
00:36:18,544 --> 00:36:20,846
HAVE HER BACK HERE
IN AN HOUR.
726
00:36:24,816 --> 00:36:26,585
DUCK. GET DOWN.
GET DOWN.
727
00:36:26,618 --> 00:36:28,654
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
HOW DID THEY KNOW
WHERE TO FIND ME?
728
00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:31,557
MY SISTER KNOWS
WHERE TO FIND YOU,
729
00:36:31,590 --> 00:36:33,459
AND SHE'S
FROM KALAMAZOO.
730
00:36:37,596 --> 00:36:40,232
HERE, PUT--
PUT THESE ON.
731
00:36:41,933 --> 00:36:44,803
- NOW.
- OKAY.
732
00:36:44,836 --> 00:36:46,872
ALL RIGHT,
GET IN THE CAR.
733
00:36:57,483 --> 00:36:59,785
OKAY, YOU REALLY NEED TO
STOP HITTING ME.
734
00:36:59,818 --> 00:37:02,654
I'M SORRY.
JUST GET IN, GET IN.
735
00:37:06,825 --> 00:37:09,661
QUICK, BUCKLE UP.
PUT YOUR HEAD DOWN.
736
00:37:09,695 --> 00:37:11,663
IT'S DOWN.
737
00:37:13,899 --> 00:37:16,001
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- LOOKING FOR SOMETHING.
738
00:37:16,034 --> 00:37:19,338
- HERE, PUT THIS ON.
- WHY?
739
00:37:19,371 --> 00:37:20,539
- DO IT NOW.
- OKAY.
740
00:37:51,903 --> 00:37:54,906
YOU KNOW, YOU DRIVE
LIKE MY GRANDPA.
741
00:37:54,940 --> 00:37:57,343
YOU LOOK
LIKE MY GRANDMA.
742
00:37:57,376 --> 00:37:59,511
( both laugh )
743
00:37:59,545 --> 00:38:01,680
- OKAY.
- OH, I NEED MY
SUNGLASSES BACK.
744
00:38:01,713 --> 00:38:03,849
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
I KINDA LIKE 'EM.
745
00:38:03,882 --> 00:38:05,651
I'LL GIVE THEM TO YOU
LATER.
746
00:38:05,684 --> 00:38:08,687
FOR REALS?
'CAUSE MY FRIENDS
JUST WON'T BELIEVE
747
00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:11,957
THAT I, JESSICA OLSON,
HAVE AN ACTUAL PAIR OF
CHRISTOPHER WILDE'S SUNGLASSES
748
00:38:11,990 --> 00:38:14,460
WORN BY CHRISTOPHER WILDE
HIMSELF.
749
00:38:14,493 --> 00:38:16,528
WILL YOU AUTOGRAPH
THEM FOR ME?
750
00:38:16,562 --> 00:38:19,064
HA HA.
VERY FUNNY.
751
00:38:19,097 --> 00:38:20,632
WHAT?
NOT, BUT SERIOUSLY,
752
00:38:20,666 --> 00:38:22,067
I REALLY WANT
THESE GLASSES.
753
00:38:22,100 --> 00:38:24,570
UH-HUH.
GIVE 'EM, COME ON.
754
00:38:24,603 --> 00:38:28,374
SO HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO
DRIVE AROUND WITH YOU
THIS TIME?
755
00:38:28,407 --> 00:38:30,609
ONLY UNTIL THE PAPARAZZI
LEAVE THE BEACH.
756
00:38:30,642 --> 00:38:32,077
LET'S GO DO SOMETHING.
757
00:38:32,110 --> 00:38:34,079
- LIKE WHAT?
- ANYTHING.
758
00:38:34,112 --> 00:38:36,448
- WHAT HAVE YOU SEEN
SINCE YOU'VE BEEN HERE?
- NOTHING.
759
00:38:36,482 --> 00:38:38,484
I'VE BEEN TOO BUSY
FOLLOWING YOU AROUND.
760
00:38:38,517 --> 00:38:40,686
REALLY?
761
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:42,954
WITH MY SISTER.
762
00:38:42,988 --> 00:38:45,391
SHE IDOLIZES YOU.
763
00:38:45,424 --> 00:38:49,928
I, ON THE OTHER HAND,
COULDN'T CARE LESS
ABOUT YOU OR YOUR CITY.
764
00:38:49,961 --> 00:38:52,097
WELL, I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE ME,
BUT DON'T TAKE IT OUT
ON LOS ANGELES.
765
00:38:52,130 --> 00:38:54,933
- IT'S ONE OF THE GREATEST
CITIES IN THE WORLD.
- REALLY?
766
00:38:54,966 --> 00:38:57,569
IN FACT, I'LL BE
YOUR TOUR GUIDE.
767
00:38:57,603 --> 00:38:59,004
I THOUGHT YOU NEEDED
TO GET HOME.
768
00:38:59,037 --> 00:39:02,107
EH, I'LL TAKE
THE LONG WAY.
769
00:39:03,742 --> 00:39:05,777
( pop song playing )
770
00:39:11,783 --> 00:39:14,152
* WAKE UP
TO THE BLUE SKY *
771
00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:17,889
* GRAB YOUR SHADES
AND LET'S GO FOR A RIDE *
772
00:39:19,525 --> 00:39:21,727
* BREAKFAST BY THE OCEAN
773
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:25,397
* WE'LL DO LUNCH
AT SUNSET AND VINE *
774
00:39:27,466 --> 00:39:31,002
* EVERY DAY'S A DREAM
IN CALIFORNIA *
775
00:39:31,036 --> 00:39:34,740
* EVERY NIGHT THE STARS
COME OUT TO PLAY *
776
00:39:34,773 --> 00:39:37,175
* WISH THAT
I COULD ALWAYS *
777
00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:42,080
* FEEL THIS WAY
778
00:39:42,113 --> 00:39:46,418
* THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT
THE SUNSHINE, BABY *
779
00:39:46,452 --> 00:39:50,088
* I'M SEEING YOU
IN A WHOLE NEW LIGHT *
780
00:39:50,121 --> 00:39:53,992
* OUT OF THIS WORLD
FOR THE FIRST TIME, BABY *
781
00:39:54,025 --> 00:39:58,597
* OH, IT'S SO RIGHT
782
00:39:58,630 --> 00:40:02,434
* THERE'S SOMETHING
ABOUT THE SUNSHINE *
783
00:40:02,468 --> 00:40:05,537
* THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT
THE SUNSHINE *
784
00:40:05,571 --> 00:40:08,206
* IN HOLLYWOOD
WE'RE ROCKING *
785
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:11,810
* IN MALIBU
WE HANG OUT AND CHILL *
786
00:40:13,512 --> 00:40:15,581
* IT'S ALL ABOUT
THE SHOPPING *
787
00:40:15,614 --> 00:40:21,553
* FROM MELROSE
TO BEVERLY HILLS *
788
00:40:21,587 --> 00:40:24,723
* EVERYWHERE'S A SCENE
AND NOW WE'RE IN IT *
789
00:40:24,756 --> 00:40:28,560
* I DON'T WANT TO PAINT
THIS TOWN ALONE *
790
00:40:28,594 --> 00:40:30,562
* WHEN I SEE YOU SMILE
791
00:40:30,596 --> 00:40:36,502
* I ALWAYS FEEL AT HOME
792
00:40:36,535 --> 00:40:40,038
* THERE'S SOMETHING
ABOUT THE SUNSHINE, BABY *
793
00:40:40,071 --> 00:40:43,942
* I'M SEEING YOU
IN A WHOLE NEW LIGHT *
794
00:40:43,975 --> 00:40:47,779
* L.A.'S A BREEZE WITH
THE PALM TREES SWAYING *
795
00:40:47,813 --> 00:40:51,082
* OH, IT'S SO RIGHT
796
00:40:51,116 --> 00:40:54,620
* NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE,
NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE *
797
00:40:54,653 --> 00:40:58,590
* IT'S SUDDENLY CLEAR,
IT'S SUDDENLY CLEAR *
798
00:40:58,624 --> 00:41:00,258
* THE SUN'S
COMING THROUGH *
799
00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:02,494
* I NEVER KNEW
800
00:41:02,528 --> 00:41:05,931
* WHATEVER I DO,
IT'S BETTER WITH YOU *
801
00:41:05,964 --> 00:41:08,634
* IT'S BETTER
WITH YOU *
802
00:41:10,936 --> 00:41:14,840
* YEAH YEAH
803
00:41:14,873 --> 00:41:18,677
* THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT
THE SUNSHINE, BABY *
804
00:41:18,710 --> 00:41:22,614
* I'M SEEING YOU
IN A WHOLE NEW LIGHT *
805
00:41:22,648 --> 00:41:26,217
* OUT OF THIS WORLD
FOR THE FIRST TIME, BABY *
806
00:41:26,251 --> 00:41:29,888
* OH, IT'S SO RIGHT
807
00:41:29,921 --> 00:41:33,859
* THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT
THE SUNSHINE, BABY *
808
00:41:33,892 --> 00:41:37,929
* I'M SEEING YOU
IN A WHOLE NEW LIGHT *
809
00:41:37,963 --> 00:41:41,600
* OUT OF THIS WORLD
FOR THE FIRST TIME, BABY *
810
00:41:41,633 --> 00:41:44,536
* OH, IT'S SO RIGHT
811
00:41:44,570 --> 00:41:49,541
* THERE'S SOMETHING
ABOUT THE SUNSHINE, BABY *
812
00:41:49,575 --> 00:41:52,778
* I'M SEEING YOU
IN A WHOLE NEW LIGHT *
813
00:41:52,811 --> 00:41:57,015
* L.A.'S A BREEZE WITH
THE PALM TREES SWAYING... *
814
00:41:57,048 --> 00:41:59,651
WHAT A PERFECT DAY.
815
00:42:02,253 --> 00:42:03,689
NOT ANYMORE.
816
00:42:05,123 --> 00:42:08,660
MAN, I NEED
TO LOSE THESE VANS.
817
00:42:12,831 --> 00:42:14,566
OKAY, TAKE
YOUR NEXT LEFT.
818
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:16,201
- ARE YOU SURE?
- YES.
819
00:42:16,234 --> 00:42:18,169
( tires screech )
820
00:42:30,749 --> 00:42:32,718
OKAY, TAKE
YOUR NEXT LEFT.
821
00:42:32,751 --> 00:42:34,753
THE ROAD LOOPS BACK
TO THE HIGHWAY.
822
00:42:37,656 --> 00:42:39,725
OR MAYBE NOT.
823
00:42:39,758 --> 00:42:42,828
THIS ISN'T EVEN
A ROAD ANYMORE.
824
00:42:42,861 --> 00:42:45,296
JUST KEEP DRIVING.
825
00:42:45,330 --> 00:42:48,366
THAT LAST SIGN SAID
"DEER CROSSING."
THERE ARE NO DEER.
826
00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:50,702
YOU KNOW, YOU COMPLAIN
MORE THAN MY SISTER.
827
00:42:50,736 --> 00:42:52,604
ARE WE ON THE RIGHT ROAD
OR NOT?
828
00:42:52,638 --> 00:42:56,174
- NOT?
- SHOW IT TO ME.
829
00:42:56,207 --> 00:42:58,009
NO, KEEP YOUR
EYES ON THE ROAD.
I'M THE NAVIGATOR.
830
00:42:58,043 --> 00:43:00,946
- IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL IT?
- WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
831
00:43:00,979 --> 00:43:02,814
- YOU'RE SUCH A KNOW-IT-ALL.
- A WHAT?
832
00:43:02,848 --> 00:43:05,383
A KNOW-IT-ALL.
YOU'RE THE QUEEN
OF SNAP JUDGMENTS.
833
00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:08,253
"TURN HERE.
THIS IS THE ROAD.
I'M SURE OF IT."
834
00:43:08,286 --> 00:43:10,321
- I WAS SURE OF IT.
- YOU'RE SO SURE,
835
00:43:10,355 --> 00:43:11,957
YOU'RE SURE OF THINGS
YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY
BE SURE ABOUT.
836
00:43:11,990 --> 00:43:13,992
- I AM NOT.
- AND YOU'RE DEFENSIVE.
837
00:43:14,025 --> 00:43:16,795
MOVE THE CAR.
WE'RE NOT MOVING.
838
00:43:29,975 --> 00:43:31,810
GREAT.
839
00:43:31,843 --> 00:43:33,411
( shrieks )
840
00:43:33,444 --> 00:43:36,247
WE'LL HAVE TO GET OUT
AND PUSH.
841
00:43:36,281 --> 00:43:37,949
WAIT WAIT.
I'LL HELP YOU.
842
00:43:37,983 --> 00:43:39,985
- DON'T TOUCH ME.
- WHY ARE YOU SO MAD?
843
00:43:40,018 --> 00:43:42,654
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
THIS.
844
00:43:42,688 --> 00:43:45,056
- TURNING ONTO THIS ROAD
WAS NOT MY IDEA.
- YOU'RE BLAMING ME?
845
00:43:45,090 --> 00:43:47,358
- YOU'RE A TERRIBLE NAVIGATOR.
- YOU'RE A TERRIBLE DRIVER.
846
00:43:47,392 --> 00:43:49,127
- I'M A GREAT DRIVER.
- RIGHT.
847
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:51,429
- JESS, WE'VE GOT TO JUMP.
- I'M NOT JUMPING.
848
00:43:51,462 --> 00:43:54,733
- YOU GOT A BETTER IDEA?
- USE THE BRANCH AS A BRIDGE.
849
00:43:54,766 --> 00:43:57,302
- IT DOES NOT LOOK STABLE.
- IT LOOKS FINE.
850
00:43:57,335 --> 00:43:58,937
ALL RIGHT.
851
00:44:04,109 --> 00:44:06,177
HERE GOES.
ALL RIGHT.
852
00:44:08,747 --> 00:44:12,017
IT'S SINKING.
GO FASTER.
853
00:44:12,050 --> 00:44:14,820
THIS IS MY GRANDMA'S CAR.
854
00:44:14,853 --> 00:44:17,188
I UNDERSTAND THAT.
GIVE ME YOUR HAND.
855
00:44:20,158 --> 00:44:22,393
( screams )
856
00:44:24,162 --> 00:44:26,664
GRAB THE BRANCH.
GRAB THE BRANCH.
857
00:44:54,525 --> 00:44:56,261
EXCUSE YOU.
858
00:44:56,294 --> 00:44:58,396
YOU KILLED PETUNIA!
859
00:45:02,300 --> 00:45:05,103
MY BACKPACK!
860
00:45:05,136 --> 00:45:07,372
DON'T JUST STAND THERE.
HELP ME.
861
00:45:07,405 --> 00:45:09,808
- GIVE ME YOUR HAND.
GIVE ME YOUR HAND.
- ( phone ringing )
862
00:45:09,841 --> 00:45:11,877
I'M DEAD. I'M DEAD.
I'M GONNA DIE.
863
00:45:11,910 --> 00:45:14,512
THAT'S WHAT GONNA HAPPEN
'CAUSE MY PARENTS ARE
GONNA KILL ME.
864
00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:17,382
WHY DID I HAVE TO GET IN
THE STUPID CAR WITH YOU?
865
00:45:17,415 --> 00:45:19,918
- ANSWER YOUR PHONE!
- OKAY. SORRY.
866
00:45:23,088 --> 00:45:25,123
- DAD.
- SON, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
867
00:45:25,156 --> 00:45:29,360
WE ARE A LITTLE WORRIED
OVER HERE AND--
868
00:45:29,394 --> 00:45:30,728
CAN YOU HEAR ME?
869
00:45:32,197 --> 00:45:34,099
DAD, THERE'S NO SIGNAL.
CAN YOU HEAR ME?
870
00:45:34,132 --> 00:45:37,135
CHRISTOPHER, COME HOME,
HONEY, OKAY?
871
00:45:37,168 --> 00:45:39,104
OR CALL US.
872
00:45:39,137 --> 00:45:40,772
HELLO?
873
00:45:41,572 --> 00:45:43,174
HELLO.
874
00:45:49,948 --> 00:45:51,917
LOOK AT THIS.
875
00:45:51,950 --> 00:45:54,385
WHEN WE GET OUT OF HERE,
YOU'RE PAYING FOR
A NEW ONE.
876
00:45:54,419 --> 00:45:56,788
OH, I'M PAYING FOR IT
RIGHT NOW.
877
00:45:58,456 --> 00:46:00,191
JESS.
878
00:46:00,225 --> 00:46:02,427
- WHAT?
- WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
879
00:46:02,460 --> 00:46:05,363
TO THE BEACH WHERE
MY SISTER IS PROBABLY
FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW.
880
00:46:05,396 --> 00:46:08,133
- UM, JESS.
- WHAT?
881
00:46:08,166 --> 00:46:10,235
THE BEACH IS THAT WAY.
882
00:46:21,079 --> 00:46:23,181
PLEASE.
883
00:46:36,627 --> 00:46:39,097
( car lock chirps )
884
00:46:52,878 --> 00:46:55,413
CHRISTOPHER JOHN WILDE?
885
00:46:55,446 --> 00:46:58,283
COME ON.
886
00:46:58,316 --> 00:47:00,251
AM I BEING PUNK'D?
887
00:47:03,154 --> 00:47:05,056
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
YOU OKAY?
888
00:47:05,090 --> 00:47:06,457
NOW YOU'RE CONCERNED?
889
00:47:06,491 --> 00:47:08,126
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN
CONCERNED.
890
00:47:08,159 --> 00:47:10,228
- MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP.
- WHY ARE YOU SO GRUMPY?
891
00:47:10,261 --> 00:47:12,864
I'M NOT GRUMPY
OR CRANKY OR CRABBY.
892
00:47:12,898 --> 00:47:14,499
I JUST WANT TO GET HOME
TO MY FAMILY,
893
00:47:14,532 --> 00:47:17,102
EXPLAIN WHY I DISAPPEARED
AND SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES.
894
00:47:17,135 --> 00:47:19,204
YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT?
I WANT TO HAVE FUN.
895
00:47:19,237 --> 00:47:21,006
FOR THE FIRST TIME
IN YEARS,
896
00:47:21,039 --> 00:47:23,341
THERE'S NO REPORTERS,
NO INTERVIEWS, NO CROWDS.
897
00:47:23,374 --> 00:47:26,244
I'M HAVING
A GREAT TIME.
898
00:47:26,277 --> 00:47:28,880
I WANT YOU
TO STOP COMPLAINING
SO I CAN ENJOY IT.
899
00:47:28,914 --> 00:47:30,548
WOW, SO THAT'S WHAT
IT'S LIKE WITH YOU?
900
00:47:30,581 --> 00:47:32,250
YOU DON'T GET
WHAT YOU WANT
901
00:47:32,283 --> 00:47:34,252
SO YOU THROW A BIG OL'
TANTRUM AND WALK AWAY?
902
00:47:34,285 --> 00:47:37,288
I'LL BET YOUR FRIENDS
CHASE AFTER YOU WHEN
YOU DO THAT.
903
00:47:37,322 --> 00:47:41,026
"OH, CHRISTOPHER,
I'M SO SORRY I HURT YOUR
DELICATE LITTLE FEELINGS.
904
00:47:41,059 --> 00:47:43,128
CHRISTOPHER, FORGIVE ME
FOR NOT TREATING YOU
905
00:47:43,161 --> 00:47:45,530
LIKE THE BIG ENORMOUS STAR
YOU THINK YOU ARE."
906
00:47:45,563 --> 00:47:47,265
WHAT A BRAT.
907
00:47:47,298 --> 00:47:49,467
I'M A BRAT?
I'M A BRAT?
908
00:47:49,500 --> 00:47:51,502
- WHAT ABOUT YOU?
- ME?
909
00:47:51,536 --> 00:47:54,239
FOR THE LAST TWO DAYS
I'VE DONE NOTHING BUT
THINK ABOUT YOU.
910
00:47:54,272 --> 00:47:57,375
REALLY? SO WHEN YOU
HIT ME WITH A DOOR TWICE,
911
00:47:57,408 --> 00:48:01,379
HID ME IN YOUR HOUSE,
WRECKED MY GRANDMA'S CAR
AND DROPPED ME IN MUD,
912
00:48:01,412 --> 00:48:03,581
YOU WERE JUST BEING
THOUGHTFUL?
913
00:48:03,614 --> 00:48:05,383
OH, I PITY
YOUR FRIENDS.
914
00:48:05,416 --> 00:48:07,953
YOU WISH YOU WERE ONE.
915
00:48:07,986 --> 00:48:10,655
I'D RATHER GO DOWN
WITH PETUNIA.
916
00:48:14,159 --> 00:48:17,228
- I'M CONFUSED
ABOUT SOMETHING.
- WHAT?
917
00:48:17,262 --> 00:48:21,632
WHEN WE WERE ON OUR
LITTLE PHOTOGRAPHY TOUR,
I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME.
918
00:48:21,666 --> 00:48:24,435
- YOU THOUGHT WRONG.
- BUT EVERYONE LIKES ME.
919
00:48:24,469 --> 00:48:26,237
WHY IS IT THAT
YOU DON'T LIKE ME?
920
00:48:26,271 --> 00:48:28,239
MAYBE BECAUSE YOU THINK
EVERYBODY LIKES YOU.
921
00:48:28,273 --> 00:48:31,176
- BECAUSE I'M LIKEABLE.
- NO, BECAUSE YOU'RE A STAR.
922
00:48:31,209 --> 00:48:33,211
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
923
00:48:33,244 --> 00:48:36,681
YOU DON'T EVEN SEE IT,
DO YOU?
924
00:48:36,714 --> 00:48:38,483
YOUR LIFE ISN'T REAL.
925
00:48:38,516 --> 00:48:40,718
YOU PARK IN
NO-PARKING ZONES.
926
00:48:40,751 --> 00:48:42,453
YOU NEVER HAVE TO
WAIT IN LINE.
927
00:48:42,487 --> 00:48:44,255
YOU BUY ANYTHING YOU WANT
ANYTIME.
928
00:48:44,289 --> 00:48:46,691
YOUR HOUSE IS
LIKE A HOTEL.
929
00:48:46,724 --> 00:48:48,393
YOU HAVE SO MANY PEOPLE
WORKING FOR YOU,
930
00:48:48,426 --> 00:48:51,129
I'LL BET YOU DON'T EVEN
KNOW THEIR NAMES.
931
00:48:51,162 --> 00:48:53,364
- DO TOO.
- NAME ONE.
932
00:48:53,398 --> 00:48:54,699
BOB.
933
00:48:54,732 --> 00:48:57,102
YOU JUST MADE THAT UP.
934
00:48:59,137 --> 00:49:02,073
WELL, STUBBY
KNOWS EVERYBODY.
THAT'S HIS JOB.
935
00:49:02,107 --> 00:49:03,508
SEE? THAT'S NOT NORMAL.
936
00:49:03,541 --> 00:49:06,244
YOUR BEST FRIEND IS
YOUR DRIVER.
937
00:49:06,277 --> 00:49:08,179
YOUR PARENTS ARE
ON YOUR PAYROLL.
938
00:49:08,213 --> 00:49:10,181
AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND--
I MEAN, REAL PEOPLE
DATE SOMEONE
939
00:49:10,215 --> 00:49:11,983
BECAUSE THEY WANT
TO BE WITH THEM.
940
00:49:12,017 --> 00:49:13,384
WHY ARE YOU
WITH ALEXIS?
941
00:49:16,521 --> 00:49:19,257
THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.
942
00:49:20,558 --> 00:49:22,527
WAIT WAIT WAIT.
HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
943
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:24,462
HOLD ON, WAIT.
STOP.
944
00:49:24,495 --> 00:49:27,065
ARE YOU SAYING
I'M NOT A REAL PERSON?
BECAUSE I AM.
945
00:49:27,098 --> 00:49:29,367
I STAND CORRECTED.
946
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:31,302
ALL RIGHT, WHAT IF
I TOLD YOU
947
00:49:31,336 --> 00:49:33,404
SOMETHING ABOUT ME
THAT NO ONE ELSE KNOWS?
948
00:49:33,438 --> 00:49:36,041
YOU COLLECT YOUR TOENAILS
IN A PEANUT BUTTER JAR?
949
00:49:36,074 --> 00:49:38,309
- NO.
- THEN WHAT?
950
00:49:38,343 --> 00:49:40,545
FROM THE FIRST DAY
I MET YOU I JUST--
951
00:49:40,578 --> 00:49:42,480
- WHOA.
- CHRISTOPHER!
952
00:49:42,513 --> 00:49:45,016
ARGH!
( laughing )
953
00:49:45,050 --> 00:49:47,485
( screams )
954
00:49:47,518 --> 00:49:49,754
- I CAN'T SWIM.
- OH, NO.
955
00:49:52,790 --> 00:49:54,392
( laughs )
956
00:49:54,425 --> 00:49:56,494
GOTCHA.
957
00:49:56,527 --> 00:49:58,529
YOU'RE EVIL.
YOU'RE SO EVIL.
958
00:50:16,481 --> 00:50:18,716
THIS IS NICE,
ISN'T IT?
959
00:50:18,749 --> 00:50:20,618
OH, MAN.
960
00:50:20,651 --> 00:50:22,520
I WISH I COULD STAY HERE
WHERE NO ONE CAN FIND ME.
961
00:50:22,553 --> 00:50:24,222
WHY?
962
00:50:24,255 --> 00:50:26,457
THEY ALL WANT
SOMETHING FROM ME--
963
00:50:26,491 --> 00:50:30,295
A PERFORMANCE, AN INTERVIEW,
A PHOTOGRAPH.
964
00:50:30,328 --> 00:50:31,496
EVEN YOUR PARENTS?
965
00:50:31,529 --> 00:50:33,531
THAT'S COMPLICATED.
966
00:50:33,564 --> 00:50:35,533
SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE
THEY ONLY CARE ABOUT
967
00:50:35,566 --> 00:50:37,568
THE BUSINESS
OF CHRISTOPHER WILDE.
968
00:50:37,602 --> 00:50:39,704
- I'M SURE
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
- I DON'T KNOW.
969
00:50:39,737 --> 00:50:42,640
I FEEL LIKE
ALL WE TALK ABOUT RIGHT NOW
IS THIS MOVIE DEAL.
970
00:50:42,673 --> 00:50:44,809
THEY THINK IT'S MY
NEXT BIG CAREER MOVE.
971
00:50:44,842 --> 00:50:47,212
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
972
00:50:47,245 --> 00:50:49,180
I THINK IF I GET THE OFFER,
I HAVE TO TAKE IT.
973
00:50:49,214 --> 00:50:50,615
WHAT ABOUT YOUR TOUR?
974
00:50:50,648 --> 00:50:52,283
WHAT ABOUT IT?
975
00:50:52,317 --> 00:50:56,354
WELL, 30 COUNTRIES,
12 WEEKS,
976
00:50:56,387 --> 00:50:59,190
ONE MILLION
SCREAMING FANS.
977
00:50:59,224 --> 00:51:02,360
I'M NOT AN EXPERT OR
ANYTHING, BUT IT SEEMS
LIKE A LOT--
978
00:51:02,393 --> 00:51:04,595
THE TOUR AND THE MOVIE
AT THE SAME TIME.
979
00:51:04,629 --> 00:51:07,198
I DON'T HAVE A CHOICE.
980
00:51:07,232 --> 00:51:09,634
EVERYONE HAS A CHOICE.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
981
00:51:09,667 --> 00:51:13,238
WELL, I KNOW WHAT
I DON'T WANT TO DO.
982
00:51:13,271 --> 00:51:15,440
I DON'T WANT
TO DISAPPOINT ANYBODY,
ESPECIALLY MY FANS.
983
00:51:15,473 --> 00:51:17,408
I WOULDN'T BE WHERE I AM
WITHOUT THEM,
984
00:51:17,442 --> 00:51:19,477
SO I JUST NEVER
SAY NO
985
00:51:19,510 --> 00:51:22,413
TO ANYTHING.
986
00:51:24,249 --> 00:51:27,152
- MAYBE I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
- WHAT?
987
00:51:27,185 --> 00:51:30,755
YOUR LIFE.
I MEAN, IT'S SO
DIFFERENT FROM MINE.
988
00:51:30,788 --> 00:51:34,792
EVERYTHING YOU DO AND SAY
IS SO BIG AND PUBLIC.
989
00:51:34,825 --> 00:51:38,396
NOT EVERYTHING.
990
00:51:38,429 --> 00:51:40,398
RIGHT NOW
I'M HERE WITH YOU
991
00:51:40,431 --> 00:51:42,367
AND I FEEL LIKE
I CAN JUST BE MYSELF,
992
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:44,569
NOT CHRISTOPHER WILDE,
993
00:51:44,602 --> 00:51:47,372
NOT FAMOUS,
994
00:51:47,405 --> 00:51:49,674
JUST ME.
995
00:51:49,707 --> 00:51:51,542
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?
996
00:51:51,576 --> 00:51:54,879
I LIKE IT A LOT.
997
00:51:54,912 --> 00:51:56,614
ME TOO.
998
00:51:58,616 --> 00:52:00,451
TELL ME SOMETHING
ABOUT YOU.
999
00:52:00,485 --> 00:52:02,320
WHAT DO YOU WANT
TO KNOW?
1000
00:52:02,353 --> 00:52:03,521
EVERYTHING.
1001
00:52:03,554 --> 00:52:04,855
THAT COULD
TAKE A WHILE.
1002
00:52:04,889 --> 00:52:07,525
I LIVE A VERY
EXCITING LIFE.
1003
00:52:11,462 --> 00:52:13,531
YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN.
1004
00:52:13,564 --> 00:52:15,333
DOING WHAT?
1005
00:52:15,366 --> 00:52:16,934
THAT THING
WITH YOUR EYES.
1006
00:52:16,967 --> 00:52:20,471
YOU MEAN THIS?
1007
00:52:20,505 --> 00:52:23,408
OKAY, SO COMEDY--
NOT YOUR NEXT BIG
CAREER MOVE.
1008
00:52:23,441 --> 00:52:25,210
WHAT?
NO, I'M FUNNY.
1009
00:52:25,243 --> 00:52:26,477
FUNNY-LOOKING.
1010
00:52:26,511 --> 00:52:27,878
YOU LIKE ME.
1011
00:52:27,912 --> 00:52:30,448
YOU WISH.
1012
00:52:36,487 --> 00:52:38,155
WE SHOULD GO.
1013
00:52:43,661 --> 00:52:45,630
YEAH.
1014
00:52:45,663 --> 00:52:48,466
COME ON.
1015
00:52:54,672 --> 00:52:56,807
( rap music playing )
1016
00:53:02,780 --> 00:53:05,883
- STUBBY?
- OH, WHOA.
1017
00:53:05,916 --> 00:53:07,552
SARA?
1018
00:53:07,585 --> 00:53:09,387
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
1019
00:53:09,420 --> 00:53:12,423
OH, THAT'S NOT GOOD.
1020
00:53:14,359 --> 00:53:17,728
( chuckles )
WE MADE IT.
1021
00:53:17,762 --> 00:53:20,631
YEAH.
1022
00:53:20,665 --> 00:53:23,234
LOOK, I HAD A REALLY
GREAT TIME TODAY.
1023
00:53:23,268 --> 00:53:25,536
ME TOO.
1024
00:53:25,570 --> 00:53:28,573
YOU'RE SO DIFFERENT
FROM ANY OTHER GIRL
I'VE EVER KNOWN.
1025
00:53:28,606 --> 00:53:31,242
DIFFERENT WEIRD,
DIFFERENT ANNOYING?
1026
00:53:31,276 --> 00:53:35,346
DIFFERENT SURPRISING,
1027
00:53:35,380 --> 00:53:37,482
IN THE BEST WAY.
1028
00:53:37,515 --> 00:53:40,251
I MEAN, YOU SAY
THINGS TO ME
1029
00:53:40,285 --> 00:53:42,253
EVERYONE ELSE
IS AFRAID TO SAY.
1030
00:53:42,287 --> 00:53:44,555
AND YOU MAKE ME
1031
00:53:44,589 --> 00:53:46,924
SEE THINGS ABOUT MYSELF
THAT I CAN'T SEE.
1032
00:53:46,957 --> 00:53:49,260
YOU'RE PRETTY
SURPRISING TOO.
1033
00:53:49,294 --> 00:53:51,396
REALLY?
HOW?
1034
00:53:51,429 --> 00:53:53,564
WELL, FOR ONE THING,
YOU'RE A TERRIBLE DRIVER,
1035
00:53:53,598 --> 00:53:55,766
WHICH IS STRANGE
FOR A GUY WITH SIX CARS.
1036
00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:57,802
I'M WOUNDED.
1037
00:53:59,003 --> 00:54:02,540
DO YOU REALLY THINK
I'M BOSSY?
1038
00:54:02,573 --> 00:54:03,608
NO.
1039
00:54:03,641 --> 00:54:05,743
I THINK YOU'RE AMAZING.
1040
00:54:07,044 --> 00:54:08,946
I THINK
YOU'RE AMAZING TOO.
1041
00:54:15,586 --> 00:54:16,787
( men laughing )
1042
00:54:19,890 --> 00:54:22,527
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1043
00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:24,495
WHOO, THAT WAS CLOSE.
1044
00:54:26,831 --> 00:54:29,667
OKAY, BACK TO
THE REAL WORLD.
1045
00:54:29,700 --> 00:54:31,802
YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS
NEXT, RIGHT?
1046
00:54:31,836 --> 00:54:33,604
NO.
1047
00:54:33,638 --> 00:54:34,939
THIS ENDS HERE.
1048
00:54:34,972 --> 00:54:36,641
WHAT DOES?
1049
00:54:36,674 --> 00:54:38,776
THIS. US.
1050
00:54:38,809 --> 00:54:41,646
YOU CAN'T TELL ANYBODY
ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TODAY,
NOT EVEN YOUR PARENTS.
1051
00:54:41,679 --> 00:54:44,449
WHY? THEY'RE NOT GONNA
POST IT ON THEIR BLOG
OR ANYTHING.
1052
00:54:44,482 --> 00:54:46,851
LOOK, IF WE GO DOWN THERE,
IF WE GET PHOTOGRAPHED TOGETHER,
1053
00:54:46,884 --> 00:54:49,654
IT WILL GET CRAZY AND
I WON'T GET THIS MOVIE DEAL.
1054
00:54:49,687 --> 00:54:51,722
WHY DOSE IT HAVE TO
GET CRAZY?
1055
00:54:51,756 --> 00:54:54,692
BECAUSE I'M CHRISTOPHER WILDE
AND YOU'RE JUST
AN ORDINARY GIRL.
1056
00:54:56,727 --> 00:54:58,796
I HAVE TO GO NOW.
1057
00:54:58,829 --> 00:55:01,065
WAIT, JESS, JESS.
WAIT WAIT, HOLD ON.
1058
00:55:01,098 --> 00:55:03,568
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
1059
00:55:03,601 --> 00:55:06,604
YOU TELL ME.
ONE SECOND I'M AMAZING
1060
00:55:06,637 --> 00:55:08,739
AND THE NEXT
YOU'RE EMBARRASSED
TO BE SEEN WITH ME?
1061
00:55:08,773 --> 00:55:11,676
- JESS, I'M NOT EMBARRASSED.
- OH, REALLY?
1062
00:55:11,709 --> 00:55:14,512
IF I WAS ALEXIS BENDER,
YOU'D RUSH RIGHT DOWN THERE
1063
00:55:14,545 --> 00:55:17,014
AND MAKE SURE
SOMEBODY TOOK OUR PICTURE.
1064
00:55:17,047 --> 00:55:19,617
BUT, NO, I'M JUST
AN ORDINARY GIRL.
1065
00:55:19,650 --> 00:55:21,986
THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT.
LOOK, I--
1066
00:55:22,019 --> 00:55:23,988
I MEANT YOU'RE NORMAL.
AND I WANT YOU TO STAY
THAT WAY.
1067
00:55:24,021 --> 00:55:25,690
RIGHT.
1068
00:55:25,723 --> 00:55:27,392
JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.
1069
00:55:27,425 --> 00:55:30,395
JESS, STOP, PLEASE.
1070
00:55:30,428 --> 00:55:32,930
WHAT?
1071
00:55:32,963 --> 00:55:34,999
THE PICTURES YOU TOOK
1072
00:55:35,032 --> 00:55:37,435
OF US--
1073
00:55:37,468 --> 00:55:39,604
I SHOULD PROBABLY
KEEP THEM.
1074
00:55:39,637 --> 00:55:41,839
YOU WANT MY CAMERA?
1075
00:55:41,872 --> 00:55:44,975
JUST IN CASE.
1076
00:55:45,009 --> 00:55:48,078
I WOULDN'T WANT THE PICTURES
TO, YOU KNOW, GET OUT.
1077
00:55:48,112 --> 00:55:51,982
FINE. YOU WANT MY PICTURES?
HERE.
1078
00:55:52,016 --> 00:55:54,452
THERE'S NOTHING I'D WANT
TO REMEMBER ANYWAY.
1079
00:56:04,429 --> 00:56:07,131
I NEED CAB FARE
TO GET HOME.
1080
00:56:12,603 --> 00:56:15,573
I'M GOING TO HOLLYWOOD,
NOT HAWAII.
1081
00:56:15,606 --> 00:56:19,510
JUST KEEP IT.
I STILL OWE YOU FOR MY STAY
AT GARAGE DE LA GRANDMA.
1082
00:56:20,511 --> 00:56:22,580
JESS, WAIT.
1083
00:56:22,613 --> 00:56:24,782
I DON'T WANT TO SAY GOODBYE
LIKE THIS.
1084
00:56:24,815 --> 00:56:26,951
OKAY, HOW ABOUT THIS?
1085
00:56:26,984 --> 00:56:29,153
HOW ABOUT WE BOTH FORGET
THIS WHOLE DAY EVER HAPPENED?
1086
00:56:29,186 --> 00:56:32,957
YOU WON'T TALK ABOUT ME
AND I PROMISE I WON'T
TALK ABOUT YOU.
1087
00:56:32,990 --> 00:56:35,893
GO AHEAD AND JUDGE ME,
BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT
IT WOULD BE LIKE.
1088
00:56:35,926 --> 00:56:38,963
THE PAPARAZZI NEVER GO AWAY.
ONCE THEY HAVE YOU
IN THEIR SIGHTS,
1089
00:56:38,996 --> 00:56:41,165
THEY WON'T QUIT UNTIL
THEY GET WHAT THEY WANT.
1090
00:56:41,198 --> 00:56:44,134
AND WHEN THEY FINALLY GET IT,
THEY'LL TURN IT INTO
SOMETHING UGLY.
1091
00:56:44,168 --> 00:56:46,437
THEY'LL RUIN EVERYTHING.
1092
00:56:46,471 --> 00:56:48,172
THEY DON'T HAVE TO.
1093
00:56:48,205 --> 00:56:50,174
YOU ALREADY DID.
1094
00:56:51,175 --> 00:56:54,479
* YEAH
1095
00:56:54,512 --> 00:56:57,848
* YEAH YEAH
1096
00:57:01,018 --> 00:57:03,921
* I'M NO SUPERMAN
1097
00:57:03,954 --> 00:57:06,524
* I CAN'T TAKE
YOUR HAND *
1098
00:57:06,557 --> 00:57:08,926
* AND FLY YOU ANYWHERE
1099
00:57:08,959 --> 00:57:10,561
* YOU WANT TO GO
1100
00:57:10,595 --> 00:57:12,162
* YEAH
1101
00:57:12,196 --> 00:57:14,465
* I CAN'T READ
YOUR MIND *
1102
00:57:14,499 --> 00:57:17,868
* LIKE A BILLBOARD SIGN
1103
00:57:17,902 --> 00:57:21,506
* AND TELL YOU EVERYTHING
YOU WANT TO HEAR *
1104
00:57:21,539 --> 00:57:24,108
* BUT I'LL BE
1105
00:57:24,141 --> 00:57:27,578
* YOUR HERO
1106
00:57:27,612 --> 00:57:29,580
* 'CAUSE I
1107
00:57:29,614 --> 00:57:32,517
* I CAN BE EVERYTHING
YOU NEED *
1108
00:57:32,550 --> 00:57:34,552
* IF YOU'RE THE ONE
FOR ME *
1109
00:57:34,585 --> 00:57:38,255
* LIKE GRAVITY
I'LL BE UNSTOPPABLE *
1110
00:57:38,288 --> 00:57:39,824
* I
1111
00:57:39,857 --> 00:57:42,493
* YEAH, I BELIEVE
IN DESTINY *
1112
00:57:42,527 --> 00:57:45,162
* I MAY BE
AN ORDINARY GUY *
1113
00:57:45,195 --> 00:57:48,098
* WITH HEART AND SOUL
1114
00:57:48,132 --> 00:57:51,669
* BUT IF YOU'RE
THE ONE FOR ME *
1115
00:57:51,702 --> 00:57:53,638
* THEN I'LL BE A HERO
1116
00:57:53,671 --> 00:57:55,973
* COULD YOU BE THE ONE,
COULD YOU BE THE ONE *
1117
00:57:56,006 --> 00:57:58,676
* COULD YOU BE THE ONE FOR ME?
THEN I'LL BE A HERO *
1118
00:57:58,709 --> 00:58:01,178
* COULD YOU BE THE ONE,
COULD YOU BE THE ONE *
1119
00:58:01,211 --> 00:58:04,582
* COULD YOU BE THE ONE FOR ME?
THEN I'LL BE A HERO *
1120
00:58:04,615 --> 00:58:06,884
* SEARCHING HIGH AND LOW
1121
00:58:06,917 --> 00:58:09,086
* TRYING EVERY ROAD
1122
00:58:09,119 --> 00:58:11,889
* BUT IF I SEE
YOUR FACE *
1123
00:58:11,922 --> 00:58:14,859
* HOW WILL I KNOW, YEAH
1124
00:58:14,892 --> 00:58:17,528
* I'LL PUT MY TRUST
IN FATE *
1125
00:58:17,562 --> 00:58:19,897
* THAT YOU WILL
COME MY WAY *
1126
00:58:19,930 --> 00:58:23,267
* AND IF IT'S RIGHT,
IT'S UNDENIABLE *
1127
00:58:23,300 --> 00:58:24,535
* YEAH
1128
00:58:24,569 --> 00:58:29,206
* I'LL BE YOUR HERO
1129
00:58:29,239 --> 00:58:31,676
* I
1130
00:58:31,709 --> 00:58:34,011
* I CAN BE EVERYTHING
YOU NEED *
1131
00:58:34,044 --> 00:58:36,013
* IF YOU'RE THE ONE
FOR ME *
1132
00:58:36,046 --> 00:58:39,817
* LIKE GRAVITY
I'LL BE UNSTOPPABLE *
1133
00:58:39,850 --> 00:58:41,919
* I
1134
00:58:41,952 --> 00:58:44,555
YEAH, I BELIEVE
IN DESTINY
1135
00:58:44,589 --> 00:58:47,057
* I MAY BE
AN ORDINARY GUY *
1136
00:58:47,091 --> 00:58:50,194
* WITH HEART AND SOUL
1137
00:58:50,227 --> 00:58:53,864
* BUT IF YOU'RE
THE ONE FOR ME *
1138
00:58:53,898 --> 00:58:55,633
* THEN I'LL BE
A HERO *
1139
00:58:55,666 --> 00:58:57,835
* COULD YOU BE THE ONE,
COULD YOU BE THE ONE *
1140
00:58:57,868 --> 00:59:00,771
* COULD YOU BE THE ONE FOR ME?
I'LL BE A HERO *
1141
00:59:00,805 --> 00:59:03,073
* COULD YOU BE THE ONE,
COULD YOU BE THE ONE *
1142
00:59:03,107 --> 00:59:06,644
* COULD YOU BE THE ONE FOR ME?
I'LL BE A HERO *
1143
00:59:06,677 --> 00:59:08,946
* SO INCREDIBLE
1144
00:59:08,979 --> 00:59:11,616
* SOME KIND OF MIRACLE
1145
00:59:11,649 --> 00:59:13,618
* WHEN IT'S MEANT TO BE
1146
00:59:13,651 --> 00:59:15,620
* I'LL BECOME
1147
00:59:15,653 --> 00:59:17,655
* A HERO, OH
1148
00:59:17,688 --> 00:59:20,925
* SO I WAIT
WAIT WAIT *
1149
00:59:20,958 --> 00:59:25,129
* WAIT FOR YOU
1150
00:59:25,162 --> 00:59:28,065
* YEAH, I'LL BE A HERO
1151
00:59:31,401 --> 00:59:33,270
* I
1152
00:59:33,303 --> 00:59:36,040
* I COULD BE EVERYTHING
YOU NEED *
1153
00:59:36,073 --> 00:59:38,075
* IF YOU'RE THE ONE
FOR ME *
1154
00:59:38,108 --> 00:59:41,278
* LIKE GRAVITY
I'LL BE UNSTOPPABLE *
1155
00:59:41,311 --> 00:59:43,848
* I
1156
00:59:43,881 --> 00:59:46,617
* YEAH, I BELIEVE
IN DESTINY *
1157
00:59:46,651 --> 00:59:48,986
* I MAY BE
AN ORDINARY GUY *
1158
00:59:49,019 --> 00:59:52,222
* WITH HEART AND SOUL
1159
00:59:52,256 --> 00:59:56,093
* BUT IF YOU'RE
THE ONE FOR ME *
1160
00:59:56,126 --> 00:59:57,962
* THEN I'LL BE A HERO
1161
00:59:57,995 --> 01:00:00,030
* COULD YOU BE THE ONE,
COULD YOU BE THE ONE *
1162
01:00:00,064 --> 01:00:02,366
* COULD YOU BE THE ONE FOR ME?
THEN I'LL BE A HERO *
1163
01:00:02,399 --> 01:00:05,202
* COULD YOU BE THE ONE,
COULD YOU BE THE ONE *
1164
01:00:05,235 --> 01:00:08,806
* COULD YOU BE THE ONE FOR ME?
THEN I'LL BE A HERO. *
1165
01:00:08,839 --> 01:00:11,842
Man:
THAT WAS GREAT, CHRIS.
TAKE FIVE.
1166
01:00:11,876 --> 01:00:13,678
THANKS, GUYS.
THAT WAS GREAT.
1167
01:00:13,711 --> 01:00:16,313
- LET'S TAKE A BREAK.
- ALL RIGHT, MAN.
1168
01:00:18,716 --> 01:00:21,652
Stubby:
GOOD JOB, GUYS.
1169
01:00:33,698 --> 01:00:36,300
YO, YOU OKAY?
1170
01:00:36,333 --> 01:00:38,302
YEAH.
1171
01:00:38,335 --> 01:00:40,938
I JUST CAN'T GET HER
OUT OF MY MIND.
1172
01:00:40,971 --> 01:00:43,173
YEAH, ME NEITHER.
1173
01:00:43,207 --> 01:00:45,275
SHE CACKED
ALL OVER MY SHOES.
1174
01:00:47,745 --> 01:00:50,414
SHE'S REAL, YOU KNOW?
1175
01:00:50,447 --> 01:00:52,382
SHE'S ANNOYINGLY HONEST.
1176
01:00:52,416 --> 01:00:54,251
SHE'S SMART.
SHE'S COOL.
1177
01:00:54,284 --> 01:00:56,320
SHE'S FUNNY.
SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.
1178
01:00:56,353 --> 01:01:00,024
AHEM.
HELLO, BOYS.
1179
01:01:00,057 --> 01:01:02,860
TALKING ABOUT ME?
1180
01:01:02,893 --> 01:01:05,162
DUDE.
1181
01:01:07,464 --> 01:01:09,299
LOOK, ALEXIS,
I CAN EXPLAIN--
1182
01:01:09,333 --> 01:01:11,368
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW
WHO SHE IS.
1183
01:01:11,401 --> 01:01:14,038
IS SHE AN ACTRESS?
IS SHE MORE FAMOUS THAN ME?
1184
01:01:14,071 --> 01:01:17,241
NO, SHE'S NOT AN ACTRESS.
SHE'S NOT FAMOUS AT ALL.
1185
01:01:17,274 --> 01:01:21,045
- THEN I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY YOU WOULD PICK HER.
- ( phone ringing )
1186
01:01:21,078 --> 01:01:23,313
I DIDN'T PICK HER.
IT JUST HAPPENED.
1187
01:01:23,347 --> 01:01:27,017
SILLY, THAT KIND OF STUFF
ONLY HAPPENS IN THE MOVIES.
1188
01:01:27,051 --> 01:01:29,720
THIS IS THE REAL WORLD.
1189
01:01:29,754 --> 01:01:33,123
OH, I HAVE A DATE
WITH ZACH.
1190
01:01:33,157 --> 01:01:34,925
I HAVE TO GO.
1191
01:01:34,959 --> 01:01:37,728
WAIT, ARE YOU
BREAKING UP WITH ME?
1192
01:01:37,762 --> 01:01:39,029
UH-HUH.
1193
01:01:39,063 --> 01:01:41,098
OKAY.
1194
01:01:41,131 --> 01:01:43,000
FRIENDS?
1195
01:01:43,033 --> 01:01:44,434
SURE.
1196
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:05,389
BYE, GRANDMA.
I LOVE YOU.
1197
01:02:05,422 --> 01:02:08,025
GOODBYE, SARA.
LOVE YOU MORE.
1198
01:02:08,058 --> 01:02:10,427
YOU'RE SURE YOU'RE
GONNA BE OKAY, MOM?
1199
01:02:10,460 --> 01:02:12,797
YES, BARBARA.
AND YOU MUSTN'T BELIEVE
1200
01:02:12,830 --> 01:02:14,264
WHAT YOU READ
ABOUT OLD FOLKS.
1201
01:02:14,298 --> 01:02:16,834
HOWARD AND I ARE GOING TO
BE JUST FINE.
1202
01:02:16,867 --> 01:02:20,905
I CAN SEE THAT.
LOVE YOU.
1203
01:02:20,938 --> 01:02:23,874
LOVE YOU.
LOVE YOU.
1204
01:02:23,908 --> 01:02:27,812
HOW ABOUT YOU, JESSIE?
ARE YOU GONNA BE ALL RIGHT?
1205
01:02:29,379 --> 01:02:33,283
OH, SWEETHEART.
I KNOW IT HURTS RIGHT NOW,
1206
01:02:33,317 --> 01:02:37,087
BUT THINGS ARE NOT ALWAYS
WHAT THEY SEEM IN THE MOMENT.
1207
01:02:37,121 --> 01:02:39,556
GIVEN SOME TIME,
1208
01:02:39,589 --> 01:02:42,292
LIFE HAS A WAY OF WORKING
ITSELF OUT FOR THE BETTER.
1209
01:02:42,326 --> 01:02:44,862
- REALLY, GRANDMA?
- YUP.
1210
01:02:44,895 --> 01:02:47,364
I MEAN, LOOK AT ME.
1211
01:02:47,397 --> 01:02:50,467
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET
RID OF THAT UGLY OLD CAR
SINCE YOUR GRANDPA DIED.
1212
01:02:50,500 --> 01:02:52,369
OH, HONEY.
1213
01:02:52,402 --> 01:02:55,539
- I LOVE YOU, GRANDMA.
- I LOVE YOU, SWEETHEART.
1214
01:02:59,509 --> 01:03:01,545
- BYE, HOWARD.
- TAKE CARE, SWEETHEART.
1215
01:03:01,578 --> 01:03:03,547
YOU TOO.
1216
01:03:03,580 --> 01:03:06,250
- BYE-BYE.
- BYE.
1217
01:03:10,420 --> 01:03:12,289
BYE, EVERYBODY.
1218
01:03:16,093 --> 01:03:19,263
JESSICA OLSON--
1219
01:03:19,296 --> 01:03:22,499
SUCH A NICE NAME
FOR A NICE GIRL.
1220
01:03:22,532 --> 01:03:24,935
- WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?
- WHERE DO YOU THINK I GOT IT,
CHRISTOPHER?
1221
01:03:24,969 --> 01:03:27,905
LIBBY LAM HAD A WHOLE
FLEET OF PHOTOGRAPHERS
1222
01:03:27,938 --> 01:03:29,173
ON YOU
FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS.
1223
01:03:29,206 --> 01:03:31,976
I KNOW.
BUT I WAS SO CAREFUL.
1224
01:03:32,009 --> 01:03:36,013
THIS IS EXACTLY THE KIND
OF THING I WAS AFRAID OF
WITH YOU, KID.
1225
01:03:36,046 --> 01:03:38,315
YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY NOT SERIOUS
ABOUT DOING THIS MOVIE.
1226
01:03:38,348 --> 01:03:40,084
MAYBE YOU'RE JUST
TOO YOUNG.
1227
01:03:40,117 --> 01:03:42,019
NO, SIR.
1228
01:03:42,052 --> 01:03:43,420
LOOK, I MADE A MISTAKE.
1229
01:03:43,453 --> 01:03:45,422
COME ON, ALAN.
1230
01:03:45,455 --> 01:03:47,624
GIVE US A CHANCE
TO FIX THIS.
1231
01:03:47,657 --> 01:03:50,260
( sighs )
1232
01:03:50,294 --> 01:03:52,496
ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
1233
01:03:52,529 --> 01:03:55,165
MAKE THE STORY
GO AWAY.
1234
01:03:55,199 --> 01:03:58,335
- Daniel: HOW DO WE DO THAT?
- YOU CALL LIBBY LAM.
1235
01:03:58,368 --> 01:04:01,371
YOU OFFER HER AN EXCLUSIVE,
SAY YOU DON'T KNOW THIS GIRL.
1236
01:04:01,405 --> 01:04:04,441
YOU SAY SHE'S JUST SOME FAN
WHO WAS FOLLOWING YOU
AROUND ALL DAY.
1237
01:04:04,474 --> 01:04:06,576
YOU WANT ME TO LIE?
1238
01:04:06,610 --> 01:04:08,378
CHRISTOPHER,
1239
01:04:08,412 --> 01:04:11,415
THIS IS THE TABLOID PRESS,
DUDE, NOT THE SUPREME COURT.
1240
01:04:11,448 --> 01:04:15,352
SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY
BECAUSE, I PROMISE YOU,
1241
01:04:15,385 --> 01:04:18,488
EITHER THIS GIRL GOES AWAY
OR THE MOVIE DOES.
1242
01:04:18,522 --> 01:04:20,557
OKAY?
1243
01:04:23,627 --> 01:04:26,163
GOODBYE.
1244
01:04:29,166 --> 01:04:32,236
Libby Lam:
WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT THIS GIRL--
1245
01:04:32,269 --> 01:04:35,105
JESSICA OLSON.
1246
01:04:35,139 --> 01:04:38,175
YEAH, SHE LOOKS
KIND OF FAMILIAR.
1247
01:04:38,208 --> 01:04:40,610
COME ON, CHRISTOPHER.
WE KNOW YOU WERE
AT THE BEACH WITH HER.
1248
01:04:40,644 --> 01:04:43,680
LOOK, LOTS OF FANS
COME TO MALIBU
TO WATCH ME SURF.
1249
01:04:43,713 --> 01:04:47,251
I TRY TO SAY HI
TO EVERYBODY THAT
COMES UP TO ME.
1250
01:04:47,284 --> 01:04:51,288
MAYBE I SIGNED
AN AUTOGRAPH FOR HER
OR SOMETHING.
1251
01:04:51,321 --> 01:04:53,523
Dean:
EXCUSE US.
IT'S OKAY.
1252
01:04:53,557 --> 01:04:56,226
Libby Lam:
ACCORDING TO OUR SOURCES,
SHE CAME ALL THE WAY
1253
01:04:56,260 --> 01:04:58,395
FROM KALAMAZOO, MICHIGAN,
JUST TO SEE YOU.
1254
01:04:58,428 --> 01:05:00,497
WOW, REALLY?
1255
01:05:00,530 --> 01:05:03,133
I'M SORRY I DIDN'T GET
THE CHANCE TO MEET HER.
1256
01:05:06,503 --> 01:05:08,605
YOU HAVE TO TALK
TO US, JESS.
1257
01:05:08,638 --> 01:05:11,308
WHAT HAPPENED OUT THERE
IN CALIFORNIA?
1258
01:05:11,341 --> 01:05:13,177
NOTHING BAD,
I PROMISE.
1259
01:05:13,210 --> 01:05:15,079
I CAN'T TALK
ABOUT IT.
1260
01:05:15,112 --> 01:05:17,614
PLEASE JUST TRUST ME.
1261
01:05:17,647 --> 01:05:21,518
CHRISTOPHER WILDE'S TALKING
ABOUT YOU ON "STARSTRUCK."
1262
01:05:23,487 --> 01:05:26,623
So you're saying that
you don't know this girl.
1263
01:05:26,656 --> 01:05:30,294
Yeah. I mean,
I don't know what
she's saying about me,
1264
01:05:30,327 --> 01:05:32,496
but I don't know anybody
named Jessica Olson.
1265
01:05:32,529 --> 01:05:34,965
Sorry, Libby.
1266
01:05:34,999 --> 01:05:37,001
There's nothing more
to tell.
1267
01:05:37,034 --> 01:05:39,970
Okay.
You heard it here first.
1268
01:05:40,004 --> 01:05:42,639
I'm Libby Lam.
This is "Starstruck News."
1269
01:05:47,544 --> 01:05:50,147
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THEY'RE STILL OUT THERE.
1270
01:05:50,180 --> 01:05:52,349
WHY DON'T THEY JUST DO HOME?
1271
01:05:52,382 --> 01:05:55,519
BECAUSE THEY HAVEN'T GOT
WHAT THEY CAME FOR YET.
1272
01:05:55,552 --> 01:05:58,522
YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD
JUST GO TALK TO THEM.
1273
01:05:58,555 --> 01:06:01,358
I MEAN, YOU'RE ALREADY
ALL OVER THE INTERNET.
1274
01:06:01,391 --> 01:06:02,692
I AM?
1275
01:06:02,726 --> 01:06:04,061
YEAH.
1276
01:06:04,094 --> 01:06:05,629
THERE'S
LIKE A WHOLE WEB SITE
1277
01:06:05,662 --> 01:06:08,465
DEVOTED TO WHAT PEOPLE
THINK ABOUT "CHRISSICA."
1278
01:06:08,498 --> 01:06:09,466
CHRISSICA?
1279
01:06:09,499 --> 01:06:13,637
MM-HMM.
1280
01:06:13,670 --> 01:06:14,771
( keyboarding )
1281
01:06:14,804 --> 01:06:16,340
WOW.
1282
01:06:16,373 --> 01:06:20,110
YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T
READ ANY OF THESE.
1283
01:06:20,144 --> 01:06:23,047
OH, HEY, WAIT. HERE'S
A GOOD ONE. MM-HMM.
1284
01:06:23,080 --> 01:06:27,117
"THAT JESSICA OLSON CHICK
IS A REAL NUT, DUDE.
1285
01:06:27,151 --> 01:06:28,452
"SHE JUST WANTS
TO BE FAMOUS.
1286
01:06:28,485 --> 01:06:31,521
SHE SHOULD GET A LIFE
BECAUSE SHE--"
1287
01:06:45,835 --> 01:06:47,737
GUYS, STOP. JUST STOP.
1288
01:06:49,506 --> 01:06:51,441
MAYBE IT'S THE PHRASING
OR THE TEMPO.
1289
01:06:51,475 --> 01:06:53,477
SOMETHING'S...
SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT.
1290
01:06:57,114 --> 01:06:58,748
YO, WHAT'S UP
WITH YOU, MAN?
1291
01:06:58,782 --> 01:07:00,350
I DON'T KNOW.
1292
01:07:00,384 --> 01:07:01,651
YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHAT I THINK?
1293
01:07:01,685 --> 01:07:03,620
SURE YOU DO.
1294
01:07:03,653 --> 01:07:05,555
I THINK YOU'RE STILL
TORN UP ABOUT JESSICA.
1295
01:07:05,589 --> 01:07:08,158
NO. NO, I'M GOOD.
I'M OVER HER.
1296
01:07:16,566 --> 01:07:19,703
* ALL MY LIFE, PEOPLE SAID
WHO I MEET IS WHO I AM *
1297
01:07:19,736 --> 01:07:21,271
* THEY DON'T WANT TO KNOW
1298
01:07:21,305 --> 01:07:22,806
* THEY DON'T REALLY
UNDERSTAND *
1299
01:07:22,839 --> 01:07:24,508
* TOO MANY PEOPLE
1300
01:07:24,541 --> 01:07:26,210
* TRYIN' TO TELL ME
TO BE PRACTICAL *
1301
01:07:26,243 --> 01:07:29,179
* ONLY THINK THAT I AM
ONE-DIMENSIONAL *
1302
01:07:29,213 --> 01:07:30,614
* BUT I CAN FEEL IT
1303
01:07:30,647 --> 01:07:32,482
* THERE'S A FIRE
RAGING UNDERNEATH *
1304
01:07:32,516 --> 01:07:35,519
* BURNING THROUGH THE PAGES,
HERE I AM, COMING CLEAN *
1305
01:07:35,552 --> 01:07:38,388
* I'M SICK OF LYING TO MYSELF,
GOT TO LIVE IT TRUE *
1306
01:07:38,422 --> 01:07:41,858
* NOW I GOT TO DO
WHAT I GOT TO DO *
1307
01:07:41,891 --> 01:07:45,129
* THIS IS WHERE I SHOULD BE
1308
01:07:45,162 --> 01:07:48,298
* THERE AIN'T NO
OTHER PLACE, YEAH *
1309
01:07:48,332 --> 01:07:51,535
* WHERE MY SOUL
REALLY SPEAKS *
1310
01:07:51,568 --> 01:07:55,372
* THERE AIN'T NO OTHER WAY
I CAN FEEL IT SAVE ME *
1311
01:07:55,405 --> 01:07:56,873
* MOVE ME, SHAME ME
1312
01:07:56,906 --> 01:08:00,644
* GOT TO GO
WHERE THE MUSIC TAKES ME *
1313
01:08:00,677 --> 01:08:04,448
* LET IT SET ME FREE
1314
01:08:04,481 --> 01:08:07,451
* YOU GOT TO BELIEVE
1315
01:08:12,722 --> 01:08:15,559
* IS IT A CRIME TO JUST BE
WHO I WANT TO BE? *
1316
01:08:15,592 --> 01:08:18,795
* I NEED SOME SPACE SO THAT I
CAN CHASE ALL MY DREAMS *
1317
01:08:18,828 --> 01:08:21,698
* 'CAUSE WHEN I HIT THE STAGE,
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE *
1318
01:08:21,731 --> 01:08:24,768
* I GET LOST IN THE SONG,
AND THAT IS MAGICAL *
1319
01:08:24,801 --> 01:08:26,703
* SO CRANK IT UP,
FEEL THE RUSH *
1320
01:08:26,736 --> 01:08:28,338
* AND JUST TURN ME LOOSE
1321
01:08:28,372 --> 01:08:29,773
* I WANT TO FEEL
THE INSPIRATION *
1322
01:08:29,806 --> 01:08:31,241
* THAT IS COMING THROUGH
1323
01:08:31,275 --> 01:08:32,609
* AND THERE'S NO OTHER PLACE
1324
01:08:32,642 --> 01:08:34,544
* WHERE I FEEL SO ALIVE
1325
01:08:34,578 --> 01:08:36,213
* IS WHEN I START TO SING
1326
01:08:36,246 --> 01:08:37,547
* YOU JUST CAN'T DENY
1327
01:08:37,581 --> 01:08:41,185
* THIS IS WHERE I SHOULD BE
1328
01:08:41,218 --> 01:08:43,853
* THERE AIN'T NO OTHER
PLACE, YEAH *
1329
01:08:43,887 --> 01:08:47,457
* WHERE MY SOUL
REALLY SPEAKS *
1330
01:08:47,491 --> 01:08:51,195
* THERE AIN'T NO OTHER WAY
I CAN FEEL IT SAVE ME *
1331
01:08:51,228 --> 01:08:52,762
* MOVE ME, SHAME ME
1332
01:08:52,796 --> 01:08:56,466
* GOT TO GO
WHERE THE MUSIC TAKES ME *
1333
01:08:56,500 --> 01:09:00,304
* LET IT SET ME FREE
1334
01:09:00,337 --> 01:09:03,207
* YOU GOT TO BELIEVE
1335
01:09:03,240 --> 01:09:06,343
* WHEN EVERYBODY'S GONE
1336
01:09:06,376 --> 01:09:09,379
* AND I'M HERE ALL ALONE
1337
01:09:09,413 --> 01:09:11,915
* I DON'T GOT TO HIDE
* I DON'T GOT TO CRY
1338
01:09:11,948 --> 01:09:18,922
* YOU GOT TO UNDERSTAND
THAT THIS IS WHO I AM *
1339
01:09:18,955 --> 01:09:21,691
* AND IT'S WHERE I SHINE
1340
01:09:21,725 --> 01:09:25,729
* AND IT'S WHERE I SHINE
1341
01:09:25,762 --> 01:09:30,667
* I KNOW THIS IS WHERE
I SHOULD BE *
1342
01:09:30,700 --> 01:09:33,703
* THERE AIN'T NO OTHER
PLACE, YEAH *
1343
01:09:33,737 --> 01:09:36,806
* WHERE MY SOUL
REALLY SPEAKS *
1344
01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:40,744
* THERE AIN'T NO OTHER WAY
I CAN FEEL IT SAVE ME *
1345
01:09:40,777 --> 01:09:42,479
* MOVE ME, SHAME ME
1346
01:09:42,512 --> 01:09:45,982
* GOT TO GO
WHERE THE MUSIC TAKES ME *
1347
01:09:46,015 --> 01:09:49,786
* LET IT SET ME FREE
1348
01:09:49,819 --> 01:09:52,422
* YOU GOT TO BELIEVE
1349
01:09:52,456 --> 01:09:55,559
* THIS IS WHERE I SHOULD BE
1350
01:09:55,592 --> 01:09:58,562
* THERE AIN'T NO OTHER
PLACE, YEAH *
1351
01:09:58,595 --> 01:10:01,798
* WHERE MY SOUL
REALLY SPEAKS *
1352
01:10:01,831 --> 01:10:05,469
* THERE AIN'T NO OTHER WAY
I CAN FEEL IT *
1353
01:10:05,502 --> 01:10:07,437
* MOVE ME
1354
01:10:07,471 --> 01:10:10,907
* GOT TO GO
WHERE THE MUSIC TAKES ME *
1355
01:10:10,940 --> 01:10:13,977
* LET IT SET ME FREE
1356
01:10:14,010 --> 01:10:17,013
* LET IT SET ME FREE
1357
01:10:17,046 --> 01:10:20,684
* LET IT SET ME FREE
1358
01:10:20,717 --> 01:10:24,254
* YOU GOT TO BELIEVE
1359
01:10:30,694 --> 01:10:31,895
( applause )
1360
01:10:34,464 --> 01:10:37,434
YOU ARE DEFINITELY
NOT OVER HER.
1361
01:10:43,973 --> 01:10:47,477
( sighs )
OKAY, THEY NEED
TO GO NOW.
1362
01:10:47,511 --> 01:10:50,380
I THOUGHT YOU LIKED
BEING ON TV.
1363
01:10:50,414 --> 01:10:53,283
YEAH, BUT I NEED TO BUY
A DRESS FOR THE DANCE AND
THEY'RE BLOCKING MY CAR.
1364
01:10:53,317 --> 01:10:55,985
CHRISTOPHER SAID
THIS WOULD HAPPEN.
1365
01:10:56,019 --> 01:10:58,021
HE SAID IT WOULD
GET CRAZY.
1366
01:10:59,923 --> 01:11:01,991
CELEBRITIES MIGHT HAVE TO
PUT UP WITH THIS,
1367
01:11:02,025 --> 01:11:03,793
BUT I DON'T.
1368
01:11:04,994 --> 01:11:07,564
JESSICA, JESSICA,
1369
01:11:07,597 --> 01:11:09,666
TELL US ABOUT YOUR WEEKEND
WITH CHRISTOPHER WILDE.
1370
01:11:09,699 --> 01:11:11,301
WE ONLY WANT
THE TRUTH.
1371
01:11:11,335 --> 01:11:13,069
YOU DON'T WANT
THE TRUTH.
1372
01:11:13,102 --> 01:11:14,938
YOU WANT A STORY.
1373
01:11:14,971 --> 01:11:16,973
YOU TAKE A GOOD,
NORMAL PERSON
1374
01:11:17,006 --> 01:11:20,644
AND TURN HIM INTO YOUR OWN
LITTLE REALITY SHOW.
1375
01:11:20,677 --> 01:11:22,912
YOU BUILD HIM UP
INTO A BIG CELEBRITY
1376
01:11:22,946 --> 01:11:26,015
JUST SO YOU CAN
TEAR HIM DOWN IN PUBLIC,
1377
01:11:26,049 --> 01:11:28,818
JUST SO YOU CAN SELL
MAGAZINES AND TV SHOWS.
1378
01:11:28,852 --> 01:11:32,322
THAT'S REALLY SICK.
1379
01:11:32,356 --> 01:11:34,658
AND CHRISTOPHER WILDE
IS JUST ONE EXAMPLE.
1380
01:11:34,691 --> 01:11:37,361
HE'S TALENTED
AND SUCCESSFUL.
1381
01:11:37,394 --> 01:11:40,997
HE HAS ALL THE STUFF
LOTS OF KIDS DREAM OF HAVING.
1382
01:11:41,030 --> 01:11:43,600
BUT THANKS TO YOU,
HE'S HAD TO GIVE UP
1383
01:11:43,633 --> 01:11:45,502
SOME OF THE BEST
THINGS IN LIFE--
1384
01:11:45,535 --> 01:11:47,070
FREEDOM,
1385
01:11:47,103 --> 01:11:50,574
PRIVACY,
1386
01:11:50,607 --> 01:11:53,843
HONESTY.
1387
01:11:53,877 --> 01:11:57,013
SO CONGRATULATIONS.
YOU'VE CREATED A CELEBRITY
1388
01:11:57,046 --> 01:12:00,617
BUT YOU HAVE WRECKED
THE HUMAN BEING INSIDE.
1389
01:12:00,650 --> 01:12:03,319
YOU SHOULD BE
ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES.
1390
01:12:04,153 --> 01:12:06,423
DID YOU GET THAT?
1391
01:12:06,456 --> 01:12:08,725
JESSICA, JESSICA,
JUST ONE MORE QUESTION.
1392
01:12:08,758 --> 01:12:12,796
IN YOUR OPINION, WHO IS
CHRISTOPHER WILDE REALLY?
1393
01:12:15,031 --> 01:12:18,702
WHO IS HE?
1394
01:12:18,735 --> 01:12:20,904
I DON'T KNOW.
1395
01:12:20,937 --> 01:12:24,874
THE CHRISTOPHER WILDE
YOU'RE ALL SO OBSESSED WITH--
1396
01:12:26,910 --> 01:12:30,914
I promise you,
I've never met him
1397
01:12:30,947 --> 01:12:33,617
and I wouldn't
want to.
1398
01:12:35,885 --> 01:12:38,688
DIDN'T YOU SAY YOU LIKED HER
BECAUSE SHE WAS SO HONEST?
1399
01:12:38,722 --> 01:12:40,457
YEAH.
1400
01:12:40,490 --> 01:12:42,692
WOW.
1401
01:12:42,726 --> 01:12:45,695
CONGRATULATIONS, CHRIS.
YOU DID IT.
1402
01:12:45,729 --> 01:12:48,998
- YOU GOT HER TO LIE FOR YOU.
- I DIDN'T HAVE A CHOICE, OKAY?
1403
01:12:49,032 --> 01:12:51,100
OH.
1404
01:12:51,134 --> 01:12:52,936
ALL RIGHT.
1405
01:12:52,969 --> 01:12:55,605
- WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
- TO FIND MY BEST FRIEND,
1406
01:12:55,639 --> 01:12:57,541
'CAUSE HE'S NOT THE GUY
SITTING HERE NOW.
1407
01:12:57,574 --> 01:12:59,543
DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
1408
01:12:59,576 --> 01:13:01,177
"I DIDN'T HAVE A CHOICE."
1409
01:13:01,210 --> 01:13:04,047
LATELY THAT'S BEEN YOUR
ANSWER TO EVERYTHING, MAN.
1410
01:13:05,048 --> 01:13:06,950
REALLY?
1411
01:13:06,983 --> 01:13:08,552
YEAH.
1412
01:13:08,585 --> 01:13:12,021
YOUR LIFE--
YOUR CHOICE, MAN.
1413
01:13:12,055 --> 01:13:14,658
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
1414
01:13:19,563 --> 01:13:21,798
( thunder crashing )
1415
01:13:25,802 --> 01:13:28,037
- Man: CUT!
- ( bell rings )
1416
01:13:29,072 --> 01:13:31,040
GUYS, YOU NAILED IT.
1417
01:13:31,074 --> 01:13:34,043
PERFECT, GUYS.
THAT WAS THE ONE.
1418
01:13:34,077 --> 01:13:35,945
THAT WAS PERFECT.
LET'S GO ONE MORE TIME.
1419
01:13:35,979 --> 01:13:38,982
SIR, A GREAT TAKE.
1420
01:13:39,015 --> 01:13:41,518
CHRISTOPHER!
1421
01:13:41,551 --> 01:13:42,986
BUDDY, GREAT NEWS--
1422
01:13:43,019 --> 01:13:44,921
YOU'RE IN.
REHEARSALS START ON MONDAY.
1423
01:13:44,954 --> 01:13:47,090
ACTUALLY,
I'M NOT AVAILABLE.
1424
01:13:47,123 --> 01:13:49,125
NOT A PROBLEM.
WE'LL CHANGE THE DATE.
1425
01:13:49,158 --> 01:13:51,695
NO, I CAME TO SAY
THANKS FOR THE OFFER,
1426
01:13:51,728 --> 01:13:55,565
BUT IF I HAVE TO LIE TO GET
INTO YOUR LITTLE CLUB,
I THINK I'LL PASS.
1427
01:14:01,037 --> 01:14:02,772
WOW.
1428
01:14:02,806 --> 01:14:07,076
THE KID'S GOT EDGE, FIRE.
I LIKE THAT.
1429
01:14:07,110 --> 01:14:09,145
- ( bell rings )
- AND CUE THE RAIN.
1430
01:14:23,660 --> 01:14:25,962
HE HAS TWO WEEKS
BETWEEN OSLO AND LONDON.
1431
01:14:25,995 --> 01:14:27,964
WE COULD MAKE HIM AVAILABLE
FOR THE MOVIE THEN.
1432
01:14:27,997 --> 01:14:31,835
THAT'S TIGHT.
HE NEEDS SOME
DOWN TIME.
1433
01:14:31,868 --> 01:14:34,237
OKAY.
OOH OOH, ALL RIGHT.
1434
01:14:34,270 --> 01:14:36,906
HOW ABOUT AFTER TOKYO
BUT BEFORE MELBOURNE?
1435
01:14:36,940 --> 01:14:38,675
WHAT'S GOING ON?
1436
01:14:38,708 --> 01:14:40,109
- HI, HONEY.
- HEY.
1437
01:14:40,143 --> 01:14:43,146
WE'RE WORKING THE MOVIE
INTO YOUR TOUR SCHEDULE.
1438
01:14:45,014 --> 01:14:47,083
OH.
1439
01:14:47,116 --> 01:14:50,286
I DON'T WANT TO DO
THE MOVIE ANYMORE.
1440
01:14:50,319 --> 01:14:53,222
SWEETIE, DON'T BE SILLY.
OF COURSE YOU DO.
1441
01:14:53,256 --> 01:14:54,958
WE'RE ABOUT TO MAKE
THE DEAL, BUD.
1442
01:14:54,991 --> 01:14:57,694
WELL, IT'S TOO LATE.
I'VE ALREADY PASSED.
1443
01:14:59,696 --> 01:15:02,131
HONEY, THAT'S NOT
YOUR DECISION.
1444
01:15:02,165 --> 01:15:04,300
YES, IT IS.
1445
01:15:04,333 --> 01:15:06,102
I'M 17 YEARS OLD.
1446
01:15:06,135 --> 01:15:07,871
I JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN
AND MAKE MUSIC.
1447
01:15:07,904 --> 01:15:09,873
OKAY OKAY.
1448
01:15:09,906 --> 01:15:12,275
HEY, NO WORRIES.
WE'LL HANDLE IT.
1449
01:15:12,308 --> 01:15:14,043
NO.
1450
01:15:14,077 --> 01:15:16,946
NO, IT'S TIME THAT I START
MANAGING MY OWN LIFE.
1451
01:15:16,980 --> 01:15:18,715
SO...
1452
01:15:20,183 --> 01:15:22,251
YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'RE FIRED.
1453
01:15:24,888 --> 01:15:28,592
I'D REALLY LIKE YOU
TO JUST BE MY PARENTS
FROM NOW ON.
1454
01:15:44,073 --> 01:15:47,343
OKAY, COME HERE.
1455
01:15:47,376 --> 01:15:48,978
TURN.
1456
01:15:51,047 --> 01:15:54,851
IT'S JUST NOT
GIRLIE ENOUGH.
1457
01:15:54,884 --> 01:15:57,320
BUT IMAGINE IT ON ME.
1458
01:15:57,353 --> 01:15:59,088
GIRLIER, RIGHT?
1459
01:15:59,122 --> 01:16:00,890
HMM, MAYBE.
1460
01:16:00,924 --> 01:16:03,126
WHY DON'T YOU JUST
TRY IT ON YOURSELF?
1461
01:16:03,159 --> 01:16:05,662
STOP WHINING.
1462
01:16:05,695 --> 01:16:08,698
HERE, WE HAVE THREE HOURS
BEFORE THE DANCE.
1463
01:16:08,732 --> 01:16:11,167
GO CHANGE.
1464
01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:13,136
KIDS.
1465
01:16:13,169 --> 01:16:16,272
SO WHAT WAS IT LIKE
TO HAVE REPORTERS
ON YOUR LAWN?
1466
01:16:16,305 --> 01:16:19,308
EXCITING, BUT I NEED
MY PRIVACY TOO.
1467
01:16:19,342 --> 01:16:21,945
WE ALL WATCHED
YOUR SISTER ON TV.
1468
01:16:21,978 --> 01:16:23,980
AND SHE LOOKED WACKO.
1469
01:16:24,013 --> 01:16:25,148
REALLY?
1470
01:16:25,181 --> 01:16:26,983
YEAH, IT WAS SO WEIRD
1471
01:16:27,016 --> 01:16:30,620
THE WAY SHE MADE UP
THAT STORY ABOUT MEETING
CHRISTOPHER WILDE.
1472
01:16:30,654 --> 01:16:32,689
SHE IS SO PATHETIC.
1473
01:16:35,759 --> 01:16:37,326
OOPS.
1474
01:16:37,360 --> 01:16:39,095
DO YOU THINK
SHE HEARD THAT?
1475
01:16:39,128 --> 01:16:41,164
A.J., YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
1476
01:16:41,197 --> 01:16:42,365
- WHAT?
- GET OUT.
1477
01:16:42,398 --> 01:16:43,867
- BUT--
- GO.
1478
01:16:47,737 --> 01:16:49,072
JESSICA.
1479
01:16:49,105 --> 01:16:51,040
GO AWAY.
1480
01:16:53,209 --> 01:16:55,111
NO, I ACTUALLY
LIVE HERE.
1481
01:16:55,144 --> 01:16:57,747
WHAT?
1482
01:16:57,781 --> 01:17:01,885
GO WITH ME TO THE DANCE.
1483
01:17:01,918 --> 01:17:05,021
I THOUGHT I WAS PATHETIC
AND EMBARRASSING.
1484
01:17:05,054 --> 01:17:08,124
ONLY IF YOU
ACTUALLY DANCE.
1485
01:17:08,157 --> 01:17:09,859
SO DON'T.
1486
01:17:09,893 --> 01:17:12,128
COME ON.
1487
01:17:12,161 --> 01:17:16,265
COME ON, LET'S MAKE YOU
PRETTY ENOUGH TO BE MY SISTER.
1488
01:17:24,173 --> 01:17:27,043
( pop song playing )
1489
01:17:39,255 --> 01:17:41,725
YOU LOOK GOOD.
1490
01:17:41,758 --> 01:17:43,893
DON'T SLOUCH.
1491
01:17:45,461 --> 01:17:47,396
YOU KNOW, SARA,
1492
01:17:47,430 --> 01:17:49,098
IN A WEIRD WAY,
YOU'RE A GOOD SISTER.
1493
01:17:49,132 --> 01:17:51,801
OH.
1494
01:17:51,835 --> 01:17:53,302
PRETEND YOU DON'T
KNOW ME.
1495
01:18:12,155 --> 01:18:15,391
( girls giggling )
LAME.
1496
01:18:16,926 --> 01:18:19,729
( music stops )
1497
01:18:21,164 --> 01:18:23,132
( girls screaming )
1498
01:18:26,302 --> 01:18:28,371
JESSICA OLSON?
1499
01:18:38,948 --> 01:18:42,085
THERE ARE SOME THINGS
I FORGOT TO SAY TO YOU
BACK IN CALIFORNIA.
1500
01:18:42,118 --> 01:18:44,788
( crowd oohs )
1501
01:18:44,821 --> 01:18:47,757
( ballad playing )
1502
01:18:52,128 --> 01:18:55,198
* CAN'T BLAME YOU
1503
01:18:55,231 --> 01:18:57,533
* FOR THINKING
1504
01:18:57,566 --> 01:19:02,238
* THAT YOU NEVER REALLY
KNEW ME AT ALL *
1505
01:19:04,407 --> 01:19:07,243
* I TRIED TO
1506
01:19:07,276 --> 01:19:09,112
* DENY YOU
1507
01:19:09,145 --> 01:19:14,317
* BUT NOTHING EVER
MADE ME FEEL SO WRONG *
1508
01:19:14,350 --> 01:19:18,054
* I THOUGHT
I WAS PROTECTING YOU *
1509
01:19:18,087 --> 01:19:20,356
* FROM EVERYTHING
THAT I GO THROUGH *
1510
01:19:20,389 --> 01:19:22,525
* BUT I KNOW
THAT WE GOT LOST *
1511
01:19:22,558 --> 01:19:26,395
* ALONG THE WAY
1512
01:19:26,429 --> 01:19:28,898
* HERE I AM
1513
01:19:28,932 --> 01:19:31,901
* WITH ALL MY HEART
1514
01:19:31,935 --> 01:19:35,238
* I HOPE
YOU UNDERSTAND *
1515
01:19:35,271 --> 01:19:38,174
* I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND
1516
01:19:38,207 --> 01:19:41,945
* I KNOW
I LET YOU DOWN *
1517
01:19:41,978 --> 01:19:44,213
* BUT I'M NEVER
1518
01:19:44,247 --> 01:19:48,051
* GONNA MAKE
THAT MISTAKE AGAIN *
1519
01:19:49,919 --> 01:19:52,488
* YOU BROUGHT ME
CLOSER *
1520
01:19:52,521 --> 01:19:55,091
* TO WHO I REALLY AM
1521
01:19:55,124 --> 01:19:58,461
* SO COME
TAKE MY HAND *
1522
01:19:58,494 --> 01:20:01,130
* I WANT THE WORLD
TO SEE *
1523
01:20:01,164 --> 01:20:03,199
* WHAT YOU MEAN TO ME
1524
01:20:06,202 --> 01:20:10,139
* WHAT YOU MEAN TO ME.
1525
01:20:16,179 --> 01:20:19,482
WHAT DID YOU THINK?
THAT YOU COULD
JUST COME HERE
1526
01:20:19,515 --> 01:20:21,985
AND SING TO ME AND
EVERYTHING WOULD BE FINE?
1527
01:20:22,018 --> 01:20:24,253
UM, YES.
1528
01:20:25,254 --> 01:20:27,290
NO? NO NO.
1529
01:20:27,323 --> 01:20:29,058
WELL, WHICH IS IT?
1530
01:20:29,092 --> 01:20:32,228
I JUST CAME TO TELL YOU
I WAS WRONG
1531
01:20:32,261 --> 01:20:34,397
ABOUT EVERYTHING,
1532
01:20:34,430 --> 01:20:37,867
ESPECIALLY ABOUT YOU.
1533
01:20:37,901 --> 01:20:40,069
DON'T YOU THINK
YOU'RE A LITTLE LATE?
1534
01:20:40,103 --> 01:20:43,139
EVERYONE HERE THINKS
I WAS LYING.
1535
01:20:43,172 --> 01:20:45,174
I'M THE ONE WHO LIED.
1536
01:20:52,148 --> 01:20:54,483
I LIED ABOUT KNOWING
JESSICA OLSON.
1537
01:20:54,517 --> 01:20:57,186
THE TRUTH IS
I KNOW JESSICA OLSON.
1538
01:20:57,220 --> 01:21:01,157
JESSICA OLSON IS
A TERRIBLE NAVIGATOR
AND A KNOW-IT-ALL,
1539
01:21:01,190 --> 01:21:02,926
BUT SHE'S HONEST.
1540
01:21:02,959 --> 01:21:05,161
WHEN SHE MAKES A PROMISE,
SHE KEEPS IT.
1541
01:21:05,194 --> 01:21:08,164
SHE UNDERSTANDS ME
LIKE NO ONE ELSE DOES.
1542
01:21:10,166 --> 01:21:13,269
AND I'M CRAZY ABOUT HER.
1543
01:21:13,302 --> 01:21:15,671
JESSICA, I'M SO SORRY.
I KNOW THAT I HURT YOU
1544
01:21:15,704 --> 01:21:18,174
AND I'LL NEVER DO
ANYTHING LIKE THAT AGAIN.
1545
01:21:18,207 --> 01:21:22,211
JUST PLEASE FORGIVE ME.
1546
01:21:29,085 --> 01:21:30,353
Crowd:
AWW.
1547
01:21:30,386 --> 01:21:32,956
( applause )
1548
01:21:36,025 --> 01:21:39,128
- GO AWAY, NOW.
- OH, OKAY.
1549
01:21:39,162 --> 01:21:41,030
GET OUT OF HERE.
MOVE IT.
1550
01:21:41,064 --> 01:21:44,000
( dance music playing )
1551
01:21:47,570 --> 01:21:49,172
( clears throat )
1552
01:21:51,640 --> 01:21:54,477
CHRISTOPHER, THIS IS
MY SISTER SARA.
1553
01:21:54,510 --> 01:21:56,212
SARA, THIS IS
CHRISTOPHER WILDE.
1554
01:21:56,245 --> 01:22:00,083
SARA, YOU WANNA
DANCE WITH ME?
1555
01:22:00,116 --> 01:22:02,618
UH-HUH.
1556
01:22:02,651 --> 01:22:05,188
I THINK I GOT
THIS ONE, CHRISSY.
1557
01:22:08,091 --> 01:22:11,094
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO COME
ALL THE WAY TO MICHIGAN
FOR THIS.
1558
01:22:11,127 --> 01:22:13,162
YEAH, I DID.
1559
01:22:13,196 --> 01:22:16,199
IT'S NOT COOL
TO ASK A GIRL OUT
ON THE PHONE.
1560
01:22:16,232 --> 01:22:18,201
SO...
1561
01:22:18,234 --> 01:22:20,136
WILL YOU GO OUT
WITH ME
1562
01:22:20,169 --> 01:22:21,370
ON A REAL DATE?
1563
01:22:21,404 --> 01:22:23,306
DO I HAVE TO WEAR
A DISGUISE?
1564
01:22:23,339 --> 01:22:25,574
NO.
1565
01:22:25,608 --> 01:22:27,410
DO YOU?
1566
01:22:27,443 --> 01:22:28,978
NO.
1567
01:22:29,012 --> 01:22:31,280
THEN YES,
1568
01:22:31,314 --> 01:22:32,948
I'D REALLY LIKE THAT.
1569
01:22:35,251 --> 01:22:37,520
OH, HEY,
I ALMOST FORGOT.
1570
01:22:37,553 --> 01:22:39,522
FOR YOU.
1571
01:22:39,555 --> 01:22:42,058
YOU REMEMBERED.
1572
01:22:42,091 --> 01:22:44,127
HOW DO I LOOK?
1573
01:22:45,628 --> 01:22:47,630
LIKE A SUPERSTAR.
1574
01:22:55,271 --> 01:22:57,340
* PARTY UP,
GET YOUR HANDS
TO THE SKY NOW *
1575
01:22:57,373 --> 01:22:59,608
* YEAH, IF YOU WANT
TO GET FLY *
1576
01:22:59,642 --> 01:23:03,046
( crowd roaring )
1577
01:23:03,079 --> 01:23:06,315
* ONE TIME FOR THE LADIES,
YEAH, AND THE FELLOWS,
COME ON *
1578
01:23:06,349 --> 01:23:09,552
* THIS JOINT'LL GO CRAZY
TILL THE LIGHTS COME ON *
1579
01:23:09,585 --> 01:23:11,454
* ALL NIGHT,
HERE WE GO NOW *
1580
01:23:11,487 --> 01:23:13,356
* COME ON AND GET
RIGHT ON THE FLOOR NOW *
1581
01:23:13,389 --> 01:23:15,358
* NOW NOW, BABY GIRL,
DON'T SLOW DOWN *
1582
01:23:15,391 --> 01:23:17,026
* 'CAUSE ME AND YOU
GONNA HAVE A SHOWDOWN *
1583
01:23:17,060 --> 01:23:18,527
* LITTLE MAMA,
GET LOW DOWN *
1584
01:23:18,561 --> 01:23:20,396
* AND I'MA GET DOWN
LIKE THIS *
1585
01:23:20,429 --> 01:23:22,631
* KEEP MOVING AND GROOVING
EACH MOVE, CAN'T LOSE *
1586
01:23:22,665 --> 01:23:24,533
* WITH A FLOW
THAT IS SO SWIFT *
1587
01:23:24,567 --> 01:23:26,169
* SO MAYBE
WHEN YOU WAKE UP *
1588
01:23:26,202 --> 01:23:28,171
* AND YOUR FACE STILL
GOT THAT GRIN *
1589
01:23:28,204 --> 01:23:29,705
* YOU CAN SMILE ALL DAY
IN A FLY GIRL WAY *
1590
01:23:29,738 --> 01:23:31,507
* AND SAY,
YEAH, I'M THAT KID *
1591
01:23:31,540 --> 01:23:33,209
* AND MAYBE WE CAN
GET THE D.J. *
1592
01:23:33,242 --> 01:23:34,743
* TO PLAY THIS TRACK
ALL NIGHT *
1593
01:23:34,777 --> 01:23:37,113
* AND WHEN I ASK
"HOW YOU FEEL OUT THERE?" *
1594
01:23:37,146 --> 01:23:39,148
* EVERYBODY JUST SAY
"ALL RIGHT" *
1595
01:23:39,182 --> 01:23:40,449
* GET YOUR HANDS
TO THE SKY NOW *
1596
01:23:40,483 --> 01:23:42,418
* YEAH, IF YOU WANT
TO GET FLY *
1597
01:23:42,451 --> 01:23:46,089
* WE CAN DO IT ALL NIGHT NOW,
YEAH, PUT THE BEAT UP HIGH *
1598
01:23:46,122 --> 01:23:49,258
* ONE TIME FOR THE LADIES,
YEAH, AND THE FELLOWS,
COME ON *
1599
01:23:49,292 --> 01:23:52,828
* THIS JOINT'LL GO CRAZY
TILL THE LIGHTS COME ON *
1600
01:23:52,861 --> 01:23:54,697
* PARTY UP
1601
01:23:56,632 --> 01:23:58,601
* GET YOUR HANDS
TO THE SKY NOW *
1602
01:23:58,634 --> 01:24:00,569
* GET YOUR
HANDS TO THE SKY NOW *
1603
01:24:00,603 --> 01:24:02,671
* GET YOUR HANDS
TO THE SKY NOW *
1604
01:24:02,705 --> 01:24:04,340
* GET YOUR
HANDS TO THE SKY NOW *
1605
01:24:04,373 --> 01:24:06,242
* GET YOUR HANDS
TO THE SKY NOW *
1606
01:24:06,275 --> 01:24:08,177
* GET YOUR HANDS TO THE,
PUT YOUR HANDS TO THE *
1607
01:24:08,211 --> 01:24:10,413
* GET YOUR HANDS TO THE,
GET THE HANDS, GET THE HANDS *
1608
01:24:10,446 --> 01:24:13,182
* GET YOUR HANDS HANDS HANDS,
PARTY UP *
1609
01:24:13,216 --> 01:24:14,683
* GET YOUR HANDS
TO THE SKY NOW *
1610
01:24:14,717 --> 01:24:16,419
* YEAH, IF YOU WANT
TO GET FLY, PARTY UP *
1611
01:24:16,452 --> 01:24:18,221
* WE CAN DO IT
ALL NIGHT NOW *
1612
01:24:18,254 --> 01:24:20,256
* YEAH, TURN THE BEAT
UP HIGH, PARTY UP *
1613
01:24:20,289 --> 01:24:21,824
* ONE TIME
FOR THE LADIES *
1614
01:24:21,857 --> 01:24:23,759
* YEAH, AND THE FELLOWS,
COME ON, PARTY UP *
1615
01:24:23,792 --> 01:24:26,829
* THIS JOINT'LL GO CRAZY
TILL THE LIGHTS COME ON *
1616
01:24:26,862 --> 01:24:28,831
* PARTY UP.
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