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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,741 --> 00:00:12,146 Man: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CHRISTOPHER WILDE! 2 00:00:12,180 --> 00:00:14,148 ( crowd cheering ) 3 00:00:17,585 --> 00:00:19,553 * EVERY GIRL, EVERY BOY 4 00:00:19,587 --> 00:00:23,491 * THEY GOT YOUR POSTERS ON THEIR WALL, YEAH * 5 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:25,826 * PHOTOGRAPHS, AUTOGRAPHS, THE MINUTE YOU STEP OUT THE DOOR * 6 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:28,396 * YOU WILL MEET THE APPLAUSE, YEAH * 7 00:00:28,429 --> 00:00:31,199 * PAPARAZZI HIDING IN THE BUSHES * 8 00:00:31,232 --> 00:00:34,235 * TRYING TO MAKE A DOLLAR 9 00:00:34,268 --> 00:00:36,504 * WANNA BE YOU, WHEN THEY SEE YOU * 10 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:39,407 * THEY SCREAM OUT LOUD 11 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:42,410 * STARSTRUCK, CAMERA FLASHES * 12 00:00:42,443 --> 00:00:45,113 * COVER OF MAGAZINES, OH-OH OH-OH * 13 00:00:45,146 --> 00:00:47,415 * STARSTRUCK, DESIGNER SUNGLASSES * 14 00:00:47,448 --> 00:00:49,383 * LIVING THE DREAM AS A TEEN * 15 00:00:49,417 --> 00:00:52,753 * DRIVING FANCY CARS, HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD * 16 00:00:52,786 --> 00:00:55,823 * HEAR THE CROWD CALLING YOUR NAME, YEAH * 17 00:00:55,856 --> 00:00:57,791 * STARSTRUCK 18 00:00:57,825 --> 00:01:00,394 * PREPARE TO GET STARSTRUCK * 19 00:01:00,428 --> 00:01:03,497 * ALL RIGHT 20 00:01:03,531 --> 00:01:07,301 * YEAH 21 00:01:07,335 --> 00:01:10,404 * OH-OH OH-OH, YEAH 22 00:01:10,438 --> 00:01:12,706 * OH-OH OH-OH 23 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:15,643 * AS SOON AS YOU MOVE, THEY'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT IT * 24 00:01:15,676 --> 00:01:18,379 * IN THE PAPER, THE NEWS, THEY'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT IT * 25 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:21,182 * 'CAUSE YOU'RE ON THE A-LIST, YOU'D BETTER BELIEVE IT * 26 00:01:21,215 --> 00:01:24,185 * YOU'D BETTER BELIEVE IT, YEAH * 27 00:01:24,218 --> 00:01:26,520 * Whatever you do, whatever you do... * 28 00:01:26,554 --> 00:01:28,489 Girl: I JUST LOVE CHRISTOPHER WILDE. 29 00:01:28,522 --> 00:01:30,691 * Oh, 'cause you're on the top spot * 30 00:01:30,724 --> 00:01:32,693 * And nothing can stop ya... * 31 00:01:32,726 --> 00:01:35,296 JESSICA. 32 00:01:35,329 --> 00:01:38,466 OH, I'M SORRY, SARA. AM I BLOCKING YOUR VIEW OF WHAT'S-HIS-NAME? 33 00:01:38,499 --> 00:01:41,735 MM-HMM. MOVE IT OR LOSE IT. 34 00:01:43,504 --> 00:01:45,539 SARA, JESSICA-- SUITCASES. 35 00:01:45,573 --> 00:01:47,375 COME PICK OUT YOUR CLOTHES AND GET PACKED. 36 00:01:47,408 --> 00:01:49,410 WE'RE LEAVING FOR THE AIRPORT RIGHT AFTER SCHOOL TOMORROW. 37 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:52,213 ( squeals ) NO. EWW. 38 00:01:52,246 --> 00:01:54,915 IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS I'LL BE IN LOS ANGELES 39 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:57,418 WHERE CHRISTOPHER LIVES. 40 00:01:57,451 --> 00:01:59,653 WHAT IF HE PICKS ME UP AT THE AIRPORT? 41 00:01:59,687 --> 00:02:01,455 WHY WOULD HE DO THAT? 42 00:02:01,489 --> 00:02:04,558 I'M AN ORIGINAL MEMBER OF HIS FAN CLUB, 43 00:02:04,592 --> 00:02:06,660 I FOLLOW HIS MINUTE-BY-MINUTE BLOG POSTS 44 00:02:06,694 --> 00:02:08,362 AND I TEXT HIM EVERY DAY. 45 00:02:08,396 --> 00:02:11,432 TRUST ME, HE WANTS TO MEET ME. 46 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:14,568 IS IT TOO LATE FOR ME TO BE AN ONLY CHILD? 47 00:02:14,602 --> 00:02:16,637 - YES. - THEN CAN I PLEASE STAY HOME? 48 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:18,472 - NO. - WHY NOT? 49 00:02:18,506 --> 00:02:21,509 BECAUSE YOUR GRANDMOTHER HASN'T SEEN YOU IN TWO YEARS. 50 00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:23,377 PLUS YOU'RE A MINOR AND IT'S ILLEGAL. 51 00:02:23,411 --> 00:02:25,913 EVERYBODY SHH! THERE'S MORE ABOUT CHRISTOPHER. 52 00:02:25,946 --> 00:02:28,182 The fabulous Christopher Wilde picked up 53 00:02:28,216 --> 00:02:30,451 six Music Association Awards last night 54 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:32,820 just in time for his new CD "Real Wilde" 55 00:02:32,853 --> 00:02:35,523 to drop-- wow-- double platinum. 56 00:02:35,556 --> 00:02:38,526 I caught up with our favorite pop star on the red carpet. 57 00:02:38,559 --> 00:02:40,561 Well, first I'd like to say thank you so much 58 00:02:40,594 --> 00:02:42,896 for buying the records and coming to my concerts. 59 00:02:42,930 --> 00:02:44,898 You're the reason I love what I do. 60 00:02:44,932 --> 00:02:47,235 You guys are the best fans in the world. Thank you. 61 00:02:47,268 --> 00:02:51,339 HE IS SUCH AN AMAZING PERSON. 62 00:02:51,372 --> 00:02:53,841 HE'S DEFINITELY NOT AMAZING. 63 00:02:53,874 --> 00:02:56,977 UM, HE IS AMAZING. AND IF YOU KNEW HIM 64 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:58,779 LIKE I KNOW HIM, YOU WOULDN'T SAY THAT. 65 00:02:58,812 --> 00:03:01,915 HELLO. WE LIVE IN MICHIGAN. 66 00:03:01,949 --> 00:03:03,517 YOU DON'T KNOW HIM. 67 00:03:03,551 --> 00:03:05,486 BUT I DO. 68 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:09,323 I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM. 69 00:03:09,357 --> 00:03:12,293 I KNOW WHERE HE WORKS... 70 00:03:14,462 --> 00:03:16,664 EATS, 71 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:19,467 SHOPS, 72 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:22,536 SURFS, 73 00:03:22,570 --> 00:03:23,837 AND PARTIES. 74 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:26,674 ( engine revs ) 75 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:28,676 - READY TO PARTY? - ABSOLUTELY. 76 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:31,612 LET'S DO IT. OF ALL YOUR CARS 77 00:03:31,645 --> 00:03:33,514 - ANGELINA IS MY FAVORITE. - ANGELINA? 78 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:35,015 YEAH. LOOK AT HER. 79 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:38,586 HEY, DOES THAT NEW VALET LOOK A LITTLE SHIFTY TO YOU? 80 00:03:38,619 --> 00:03:40,621 NO, NOT REALLY. 81 00:03:40,654 --> 00:03:42,556 HE LOOKS A LITTLE SHIFTY TO ME. 82 00:03:42,590 --> 00:03:44,525 COME ON, STUBBY. LET'S FIND YOU A REAL GIRL. 83 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:46,494 IT IS A REAL GIRL. 84 00:03:46,527 --> 00:03:49,297 OH, WOW, LOOK WHO IT IS-- 85 00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:50,998 CHRISTOPHER WILDE'S GIRLFRIEND, 86 00:03:51,031 --> 00:03:54,335 THE FANTABULOUS, FABULOUS ALEXIS BENDER. 87 00:03:54,368 --> 00:03:56,337 - HI, SWEETIE. - HI. 88 00:03:56,370 --> 00:03:58,572 - STUBBY. - YEAH. 89 00:03:58,606 --> 00:04:00,908 - YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL TONIGHT. - I KNOW. 90 00:04:00,941 --> 00:04:02,943 WAIT TILL YOU SEE WHAT I'M WEARING TOMORROW. 91 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:04,512 TOMORROW? 92 00:04:04,545 --> 00:04:06,614 TOMORROW. 93 00:04:06,647 --> 00:04:08,882 MY BIRTHDAY. 94 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:11,552 BABY, YOU PROMISED YOU WERE GONNA SING. 95 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:14,388 RIGHT. HEY, I'LL BE THERE. 96 00:04:14,422 --> 00:04:15,456 ABSOLUTELY. 97 00:04:15,489 --> 00:04:17,658 OKAY. WAIT. 98 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:20,528 SOMETHING'S WRONG. 99 00:04:20,561 --> 00:04:22,530 YEAH, YOU'RE HERE. 100 00:04:22,563 --> 00:04:25,333 WHAT? IT'S GUYS' NIGHT OUT. 101 00:04:25,366 --> 00:04:27,901 WHERE ARE THE PAPARAZZI? 102 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:29,970 OH, YOU DID NOT BLOG AGAIN, DID YOU? 103 00:04:33,874 --> 00:04:36,043 ( laughs ) 104 00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:38,045 THERE HE IS. COME ON. 105 00:04:38,078 --> 00:04:40,314 WEIRD. HELLO. 106 00:04:40,348 --> 00:04:42,750 ( clamoring ) 107 00:04:46,387 --> 00:04:47,721 ALL RIGHT, BACK UP, GUYS. 108 00:04:47,755 --> 00:04:50,358 WHOA, BACK UP, BACK UP. BACK UP, BACK UP, BACK UP. 109 00:04:54,995 --> 00:04:57,331 Sara: YOU'RE NOT INVITED. 110 00:04:57,365 --> 00:05:01,068 EVERYBODY'S INVITED, SARA. IT'S AN ALL-SCHOOL DANCE. 111 00:05:01,101 --> 00:05:03,504 THE OPERATIVE WORD BEING "DANCE." 112 00:05:03,537 --> 00:05:04,838 EMBARRASSING. 113 00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:06,640 DON'T WORRY. 114 00:05:06,674 --> 00:05:08,842 I'M JUST GOING THERE TO COVER IT FOR THE SCHOOL PAPER. 115 00:05:08,876 --> 00:05:10,544 OH. 116 00:05:10,578 --> 00:05:12,646 OH, ARE YOU BRINGING YOUR CAMERA WITH YOU TO CALIFORNIA? 117 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:14,815 A.J., OF COURSE I AM. 118 00:05:14,848 --> 00:05:17,785 BECAUSE WE STILL NEED PICS OF CHRISTOPHER WILDE 119 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:20,488 TALKING, WALKING, 120 00:05:20,521 --> 00:05:22,890 SINGING, DANCING, MOVING, BREATHING. 121 00:05:22,923 --> 00:05:25,626 WHY ARE YOU BOTH SO HUNG UP ON THIS GUY? 122 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:27,628 THIS GUY? 123 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:30,664 MM-HMM, NOW YOU SEE WHAT I LIVE WITH? 124 00:05:30,698 --> 00:05:32,700 - POOR YOU. - LITTLE SISTER, 125 00:05:32,733 --> 00:05:35,703 WHEN WE GO TO CALIFORNIA YOU CAN PLAY SHUFFLEBOARD WITH GRANDMA, 126 00:05:35,736 --> 00:05:39,072 BUT I'M GOING TO MEET CHRISTOPHER WILDE. 127 00:05:39,106 --> 00:05:40,708 AND JUST HOW ARE YOU PLANNING TO DO THAT? 128 00:05:40,741 --> 00:05:42,643 WELL, WE'VE MAPPED OUT HIS EVERY MOVE 129 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,878 FOR THE PAST 18 MONTHS. 130 00:05:44,912 --> 00:05:46,914 I KNOW WHEN AND WHERE HE'S LIKELY TO BE 131 00:05:46,947 --> 00:05:49,383 EVERY SECOND OF EVERY DAY. 132 00:05:49,417 --> 00:05:51,385 ABOUT THE TIME WE LEAVE FOR LOS ANGELES, 133 00:05:51,419 --> 00:05:53,487 HE'LL BE HAVING HIS DAILY MEETING WITH HIS MANAGERS. 134 00:05:53,521 --> 00:05:55,523 ( both sigh ) 135 00:05:59,927 --> 00:06:02,596 - HE'S LATE. - OH, HE'LL BE HERE. 136 00:06:02,630 --> 00:06:06,033 - YOU NEED TO MANAGE HIM BETTER. - HELLO, WE BOTH MANAGE HIM. 137 00:06:06,066 --> 00:06:09,002 HE NEEDS TO KNOW OPPORTUNITIES LIKE THIS DON'T COME EVERY DAY. 138 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:11,104 HE KNOWS. HE'S NOT A KID. 139 00:06:11,138 --> 00:06:14,475 - YO, WHAT'S UP? - YOU'RE LATE. 140 00:06:14,508 --> 00:06:17,411 - SORRY, MOM. - MWAH. 141 00:06:17,445 --> 00:06:20,481 - HOW ARE YOU DOING, SON? - GREAT. EXCITED. 142 00:06:20,514 --> 00:06:23,551 OH, HONEY, HONEY, HONEY, YOU COULD HAVE CLEANED UP A LITTLE BIT. 143 00:06:23,584 --> 00:06:26,587 WHAT? I'M-- I'M TOTALLY CLEAN. 144 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:28,055 HE LOOKS LIKE A STREET KID, NOT A MOVIE STAR. 145 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:30,424 HE LOOKS FINE. JUST BE YOURSELF, CHRISTOPHER. 146 00:06:30,458 --> 00:06:32,125 - ALL RIGHT. - ( doorbell rings ) 147 00:06:32,159 --> 00:06:34,061 HE'S HERE. 148 00:06:34,094 --> 00:06:36,497 ALL RIGHT, THIS IS IT, BUD-- 149 00:06:36,530 --> 00:06:38,532 YOUR CHANCE AT WHAT WE'VE ALWAYS WANTED. 150 00:06:44,538 --> 00:06:46,173 ALAN, PLEASE COME IN. 151 00:06:46,206 --> 00:06:48,842 SHERRY, DANIEL, A GREAT PLACE YOU GOT HERE. 152 00:06:48,876 --> 00:06:52,012 OH, ACTUALLY IT'S CHRISTOPHER'S. WE KIND OF WORK HERE. 153 00:06:52,045 --> 00:06:54,482 - ALL RIGHT. CHRISTOPHER WILDE. - MR. SMITH. 154 00:06:54,515 --> 00:06:56,984 - MY DAUGHTERS ARE BIG FANS OF YOURS. - THAT'S GREAT. 155 00:06:57,017 --> 00:07:00,220 WOW, THIS IS GREAT. 156 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:02,222 I LOVE THIS. 157 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:05,726 I LOVE THIS. ROCK 'N' ROLL. 158 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:07,728 HELLO, CLEVELAND. 159 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:10,764 AWESOME. OH, GOT THIS ALBUM AT THE HOUSE. 160 00:07:10,798 --> 00:07:14,468 GIRLS LOVE THIS-- "SOMETHING WILDE." 161 00:07:14,502 --> 00:07:16,637 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET RIGHT TO THE POINT. 162 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:19,106 LET'S GET RIGHT TO IT. I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU 163 00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:21,174 AND I LIKE WHAT I SEE. 164 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:23,243 YOU ARE A TALENTED TALENTED KID. 165 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:25,212 HE'S A TALENTED KID. 166 00:07:25,245 --> 00:07:26,847 YOU SING, YOU DANCE. I HOPE YOU CAN ACT. 167 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:28,115 EH. 168 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:30,117 BECAUSE I LIKE YOU FOR THIS MOVIE. 169 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:32,185 ( squeals ) 170 00:07:32,219 --> 00:07:33,854 THANK YOU, SIR. COMING FROM YOU-- 171 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:35,689 IT WOULD BE SUCH AN HONOR TO WORK WITH SOMEONE-- 172 00:07:35,723 --> 00:07:37,825 BUT MY PEOPLE DON'T NECESSARILY AGREE WITH ME. 173 00:07:37,858 --> 00:07:40,994 SEE, ALL THEY SEE IS A SPOILED PUNK 174 00:07:41,028 --> 00:07:43,230 WHO LIKES TO TANGLE WITH THE PAPARAZZI. 175 00:07:43,263 --> 00:07:46,867 ALAN, YOU KNOW HOW THE TABLOIDS ARE. THEY MANIPULATE THOSE PHOTOS. 176 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:49,537 DANIEL, I GET IT. I GET IT. 177 00:07:49,570 --> 00:07:52,105 LOOK, ALL I'M SAYING, KID, IS 178 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:54,708 A CHANCE LIKE THIS COMES ALONG ONCE IN A LIFETIME. 179 00:07:54,742 --> 00:07:56,844 I WANT TO GIVE YOU A SHOT, BUT YOU HAVE TO PROVE 180 00:07:56,877 --> 00:07:58,946 THAT YOU'RE A SERIOUS AND COMMITTED ACTOR. 181 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:00,648 HOW DO I DO THAT? 182 00:08:00,681 --> 00:08:02,583 ON MONDAY I'M GONNA MEET WITH MY PEOPLE 183 00:08:02,616 --> 00:08:04,284 AND TRY AND SELL THEM ON YOU. 184 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:06,620 IN THE MEANTIME, YOU KEEP YOUR FACE OUT OF THE TABLOIDS. 185 00:08:06,654 --> 00:08:07,888 NO PRESS, GOOD OR BAD, OKAY? 186 00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:09,857 I CAN DO THAT. 187 00:08:09,890 --> 00:08:11,992 IN FACT, STAY HOME. 188 00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:13,627 ALL RIGHT. 189 00:08:13,661 --> 00:08:15,262 THANK YOU, SIR. I APPRECIATE IT. 190 00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:25,539 YOU'RE SUCH A DORK. YOU'VE GOT HOMEWORK? 191 00:08:25,573 --> 00:08:29,042 NO, IT'S CALLED READING. YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOMETIME. 192 00:08:29,076 --> 00:08:31,244 WHAT? I READ. 193 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:35,549 THIS IS ALL PICTURES. 194 00:08:35,583 --> 00:08:36,984 DON'T TOUCH THAT. 195 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:38,819 GLADLY. 196 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:41,555 WHAT'S TAKING THEM SO LONG? 197 00:08:41,589 --> 00:08:45,092 JUST GET ME A CAR ALREADY SO I CAN GO MEET CHRISTOPHER WILDE. 198 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:48,161 SARA, YOU CAN'T DRIVE. 199 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:50,964 YES, I CAN. I'M LICENSED. 200 00:08:50,998 --> 00:08:52,966 NO, YOU CAN'T. SIGN. 201 00:08:54,835 --> 00:08:57,738 YOU MUST BE AT LEAST 25 YEARS OLD 202 00:08:57,771 --> 00:09:01,308 TO DRIVE OR RENT A CAR FROM LOS ANGELES CAR RENTAL? 203 00:09:01,341 --> 00:09:02,743 WHAT? 204 00:09:02,776 --> 00:09:06,279 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WHAT I WANT TO DO? 205 00:09:06,313 --> 00:09:08,081 AND WHAT WOULD THAT BE? 206 00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:10,217 UH, 207 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:14,187 TAKE JESSICA SIGHTSEEING. 208 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:16,624 WELL, I THINK YOUR GRANDMA'S GOT A CAR YOU CAN BORROW. 209 00:09:16,657 --> 00:09:18,058 SWEET. 210 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:21,829 SEE WHAT I MEAN? MOM, BE CAREFUL. 211 00:09:21,862 --> 00:09:24,798 - OH, HERE COMES THE CAVALRY. - YOU COULD FALL AND BREAK A HIP. 212 00:09:24,832 --> 00:09:27,034 OH NOW, BARBARA, CALM DOWN. 213 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:29,970 HOWIE HAD MY BACK. 214 00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:32,039 WE TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER. 215 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:34,574 OH, OKAY THEN. 216 00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:38,912 GRANDMA! 217 00:09:38,946 --> 00:09:40,848 OH, JESSICA, I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU. 218 00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:44,017 - I MISSED YOU SO MUCH. - DITTO. 219 00:09:44,051 --> 00:09:47,087 OH, SARAH, YOU CAN TAKE HER FOR A SPIN IF YOU WANT TO. 220 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:50,357 JUST GAVE HER A TUNE-UP. SHE RUNS LIKE A TOP. 221 00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:52,192 OH, YEAH, 222 00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:55,095 A SUPER UGLY TOP YOU'D NEVER WANT TO BE SEEN IN. 223 00:09:55,128 --> 00:09:58,666 DOES THAT MEAN YOU'LL BE JOINING US FOR SHUFFLEBOARD? 224 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:06,840 SARA OUT. 225 00:10:09,409 --> 00:10:12,145 GRANDMA SAYS STOP PACING. YOU'RE CREATING A DRAFT. 226 00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:14,281 I JUST GOT A CALL FROM A.J. SHE JUST HAD A CHAT 227 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:16,684 ABOUT A TEXT QUOTING A BLOG ABOUT CHRISTOPHER WILDE. 228 00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:19,687 HE'S SINGING TONIGHT AT ALEXIS BENDER'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. 229 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,088 I HAVE TO GO. 230 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:23,290 GOOD LUCK CONVINCING MOM AND DAD OF THAT. 231 00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:27,828 - GO WITH ME. - NO. 232 00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:29,763 UH-HUH. THEY'LL LET ME GO IF YOU GO TOO. 233 00:10:29,797 --> 00:10:31,665 HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS? 234 00:10:31,699 --> 00:10:34,201 I'M NOT INTERESTED IN MEETING A STUPID CELEBRITY. 235 00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:36,403 I MEAN, I'M SICK AND TIRED OF CHRISTOPHER WILDE. 236 00:10:36,436 --> 00:10:38,238 - HE'S ALL YOU TALK ABOUT. - I'LL SHUT UP. 237 00:10:38,271 --> 00:10:40,140 WHAT? 238 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:42,810 IF YOU GO WITH ME AND I MEET CHRISTOPHER WILDE, 239 00:10:42,843 --> 00:10:45,012 I'LL STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM 240 00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:46,379 FOR THE REST OF THE TRIP. 241 00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:48,448 HOW ABOUT THE REST OF YOUR LIFE? 242 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,751 PLEASE. 243 00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:52,252 * SWITCH IT UP 244 00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:54,454 * YOU GOT ME WATCHING YOU * 245 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:57,825 * SWITCH IT UP, I LIKE THE THINGS YOU DO * 246 00:10:57,858 --> 00:10:59,359 * SWITCH IT UP... 247 00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:02,329 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THIS IS A NO-PARKING ZONE. 248 00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:05,733 IF A PERSON STAYS IN THE CAR, IT'S NOT PARKING. IT'S WAITING. 249 00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:08,368 WE'LL GET A TICKET. 250 00:11:10,771 --> 00:11:13,440 GET BEHIND THE WHEEL. DO IT. 251 00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:15,976 OKAY. 252 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:19,012 * EVERY BOY, EVERY GIRL, THE GOT YOUR POSTERS * 253 00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:21,314 * ON THE WALL, YEAH. 254 00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:28,722 ( sighs ) 255 00:11:28,756 --> 00:11:30,423 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS, MAN. 256 00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:32,259 WE'LL BE FINE. 257 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:34,995 WE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE. WE SHOULD BE AT HOME, 258 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,731 CHILLING AT THAT PARTY YOUR PARENTS ARE THROWING. 259 00:11:37,765 --> 00:11:39,900 SINCE WHEN DO YOU WANT TO PARTY WITH MY PARENTS? 260 00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:41,835 ARE YOU KIDDING? 261 00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:43,971 THE CATERER'S FROM ARGENTINA. 262 00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:46,807 THERE'S GONNA BE STEAK FOR DESSERT. 263 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:50,310 TEMPTING, BUT I PROMISED ALEXIS I'D SING ON HER BIRTHDAY. 264 00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:52,312 I'M NOT GONNA LET HER DOWN. 265 00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:54,381 OH, YOU AND YOUR STUPID FRIENDSHIP RULES. 266 00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:56,383 THEY WORK FOR YOU, DON'T THEY? 267 00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:59,352 STAY AT MY HOUSE FOR FREE, EAT MY FOOD, DRIVE MY CAR. 268 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:02,856 OKAY OKAY. AND IN RETURN 269 00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:04,892 YOU GET TO HANG OUT WITH MYSELF-- 270 00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:08,328 ALBERT J. STUBBINS, BEST FRIEND SINCE FOURTH GRADE. 271 00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:10,363 YEAH, IT WORKS FOR ME TOO, STUBBY. 272 00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:13,066 LET'S DO THIS. 273 00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:16,303 ( engine revs ) 274 00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:19,106 HE'S HERE. 275 00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:25,445 JUST WAIT HERE. 276 00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:41,394 ALEXIS BABY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 277 00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:43,430 MM! 278 00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:46,399 - WHERE'S CHRISTOPHER? - HE COULDN'T MAKE IT. 279 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,401 HE'S AT HOME EATING STEAK. 280 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,270 WHERE'S YOUR BOYFRIEND? 281 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:52,272 - COME ON, LET'S HAVE SOME FUN. - STUBBY! 282 00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:54,141 - WHAT? - I'M SO SORRY I'M LATE. 283 00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:55,976 COME ON. 284 00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:58,912 - YOU KNOW HER? - NOT YET. 285 00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:00,914 GREAT. 286 00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:03,350 I'M GONNA BE HERE FOREVER. 287 00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:16,429 THANKS, MAN. 288 00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:21,468 LOOKS LIKE WE PULLED IT OFF. 289 00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:23,503 WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITHOUT ME? 290 00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:26,473 M.C.: Our birthday girl in the VIP section, Alexis Bender, 291 00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:29,977 has a special guest tonight-- 292 00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:32,212 - Christopher Wilde! - ( crowd cheering ) 293 00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:42,389 EXCUSE ME. HELLO. 294 00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:47,027 * NO, YOU CAN'T SEE ME, NO, YOU CAN'T BE ME * 295 00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:49,096 * YOU KNOW I'M ON MY GAME * 296 00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:51,398 * THAT'S WHEN I'M IN MY SHADES * 297 00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:53,266 * SEE THE CAMERAS FLASHING * 298 00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:55,268 * IN THE PARTY AND IT'S TIME FOR ACTION * 299 00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:57,504 * YOU'RE THE MAIN ATTRACTION * 300 00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:59,439 * HEY, IN MY SHADES 301 00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:03,210 * PULL UP ON THE SPOT, LOOKING HOT, EVERYBODY KNOWS * 302 00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:05,278 * DON'T GOT NO STRESS, AND MY HAIRCUT'S FRESH * 303 00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:07,147 * SO FLY IN MY FANCY CLOTHES * 304 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,917 * YEAH, THEY WANT TO TAKE MY PICTURE * 305 00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:12,352 * WATCH OUT, THOSE LIGHTS WILL GET YA * 306 00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:14,421 * AND THEY'RE CALLING YOUR NAME * 307 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,423 * THAT'S WHEN I'M PUTTING ON MY FRAMES * 308 00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:18,058 * I TELL THEM, WATCH ME NOW * 309 00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:20,127 * LITTLE MAMA, HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW? * 310 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,896 * ON THE DANCE FLOOR WE CAN WORK IT OUT * 311 00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:24,497 * AND BRING THIS WHOLE PLACE DOWN * 312 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,466 * BETTER STAND UP, HANDS UP * 313 00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:28,468 * B-BOY IN MY STANCE LIKE AND WHAT? * 314 00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:30,470 * SO GET ON THE FLOOR 315 00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:32,505 * SHOW 'EM WHAT YOU CAME HERE FOR * 316 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:35,408 * NO, YOU CAN'T SEE ME 317 00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:37,410 * NO, YOU CAN'T BE ME * 318 00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:39,913 * YOU KNOW I'M ON MY GAME * 319 00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:41,381 * THAT'S WHEN I'M IN MY SHADES * 320 00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,350 * SEE THE CAMERAS FLASHING * 321 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,352 * IN THE PARTY AND IT'S TIME FOR ACTION * 322 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,354 * YOU'RE THE MAIN ATTRACTION * 323 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,356 * HEY, IN MY SHADES 324 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,358 * YEAH, YOU WANNA WATCH ME, WATCH THIS * 325 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:54,061 * AND WHEN YOU WATCH T.V., WATCH CHRIS * 326 00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:55,662 * 'BOUT TO HAVE THE WHOLE PLACE JUMPING * 327 00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:58,031 * CAMERAS FLASH AND, YOU KNOW, THE BASS PUMPING * 328 00:14:58,065 --> 00:15:00,033 * SHADES ON LIKE A ROCK STAR * 329 00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:02,469 * AND I'M BUSTING OUT THE BEST MOVES SO FAR * 330 00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:04,137 * YOU CAN FEEL THE AIR FROM THE SPEAKERS * 331 00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:06,139 * SO SO FRESH FROM MY HAIR TO MY SNEAKERS * 332 00:15:06,173 --> 00:15:08,208 * TURN THE BEAT UP ON THE RADIO * 333 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,610 * I'MA KEEP MY FRAMES ON TILL I'M READY, GO GO * 334 00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:12,445 * GOING, GONE I IS 335 00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:14,281 * YOU AIN'T NEVER EVER HEARD A SONG LIKE THIS * 336 00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:16,383 * IF YOU AIN'T KNOW BETTER, GET SOME IDEAS * 337 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,585 * BABY, YOU SHOULD HOLLA AT YOUR BOY RIGHT HERE * 338 00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:20,620 * AND IF THE GIRL WANT TO GET CRAZED * 339 00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:23,690 * SHE CAN FIND ME IN MY SHADES * 340 00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:25,692 * NO, YOU CAN'T SEE ME 341 00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:27,560 * NO, YOU CAN'T BE ME * 342 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,296 * YOU KNOW I'M ON MY GAME * 343 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:31,298 * THAT'S WHEN I'M IN MY SHADES * 344 00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,466 * SEE THE CAMERAS FLASHING * 345 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:36,069 * IN THE PARTY AND IT'S TIME FOR ACTION * 346 00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:37,637 * YOU'RE THE MAIN ATTRACTION * 347 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:40,607 * HEY, IN MY SHADES 348 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:43,676 * YEAH YEAH YEAH. 349 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:53,086 Radio D.J.: And as we're rolling up on the midnight hour, 350 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,455 get ready for 55 minutes of your favorite music. 351 00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:58,491 And for those of you that haven't won anything from us recently, 352 00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:00,127 stay tuned. We got tickets to give away. 353 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,129 We got T-shirts. We got concerts. 354 00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:05,532 Up next, some of your favorite music. 355 00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:14,341 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ALEXIS. 356 00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:17,077 GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. 357 00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:19,112 EXCUSE ME. 358 00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:21,114 MOVE. 359 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:23,450 OH NO. 360 00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:57,284 OH. 361 00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:59,252 - OW. - DID I JUST HIT YOU? 362 00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:01,154 NO, THE DOOR HIT ME BY ITSELF. 363 00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:02,755 - THIS IS NOT GOOD. - FOR YOU OR FOR ME? 364 00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:05,092 'CAUSE RIGHT NOW IT FEELS A LOT WORSE FOR ME. 365 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,393 THIS IS REALLY NOT GOOD. 366 00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:09,629 WAIT. YOU'RE CHRIS-- 367 00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:12,499 I'LL GIVE YOU FRONT-ROW TICKETS TO MY CONCERT IF YOU DON'T SCREAM MY NAME. 368 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,634 I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR STUPID CONCERT. 369 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:17,504 - OW. - OKAY, I NEED TO GET YOU TO A DOCTOR. 370 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,206 ( engine revs ) 371 00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:21,208 COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. 372 00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:23,210 THIS HAND. THERE WE GO, COME ON. 373 00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:25,412 - WHAT ABOUT SARA? - WHO'S SARA? 374 00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:27,847 MY SISTER. SHE'S UP IN THE CLUB. 375 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,383 WHOA WHOA WHOA, WHAT HAPPENED? 376 00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:31,618 HELP NOW, QUESTIONS LATER. 377 00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:34,554 - OKAY. - JUST GET HER IN THE CAR. 378 00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:42,362 - WHO IS THIS? - SEAT BELT. 379 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,863 WHAT IS YOUR NAME? 380 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,466 JESSICA. 381 00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:49,102 WELL, NICE TO MEET YOU, JESSICA. 382 00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:51,504 OH, I CAN THINK OF NICER WAYS. 383 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:57,210 I'M NOT FEELING TOO HOT. 384 00:17:57,244 --> 00:18:00,313 HEY HEY HEY, DO NOT HURL IN BRITNEY, OKAY? I JUST GOT HER DETAILED. 385 00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:02,315 OKAY. 386 00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:05,418 OH, NO! MY FAVORITE SHOES! 387 00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:07,887 I'LL BUY YOU NEW ONES. DOOR. 388 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:11,724 KEYS. AND MAKE SURE HER SISTER SARA GETS HOME OKAY. 389 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,693 JUST DON'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS. 390 00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:17,430 OH, I GOTTA GET SOME NEW SHOES. 391 00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:21,501 ( P.A. chatter ) 392 00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:24,271 FOLLOW THE LIGHT WITH YOUR EYES. 393 00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:28,475 WELL, I'VE DONE A THOROUGH EXAM 394 00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:30,477 AND THE C.T. SCAN WAS NORMAL. 395 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:32,779 EVERYTHING LOOKS GOOD. 396 00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:35,448 - SO SHE'S OKAY? - OUT. 397 00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:37,517 THERE'S NO SIGN OF HEAD TRAUMA 398 00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:39,619 AND I'M ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN YOU DON'T HAVE A CONCUSSION. 399 00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:43,156 - HOW COME I THREW UP? - MAYBE IT WAS SOMETHING YOU ATE 400 00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:46,593 OR MAYBE IT WAS A REACTION TO MEETING THAT DOOFUS. 401 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,728 IT'S A CURTAIN, SANJAY. I CAN HEAR YOU. 402 00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:50,563 NO, YOU CAN'T. 403 00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:52,232 YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER? 404 00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:54,867 HE'S MY SISTER'S HUSBAND. 405 00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:56,636 SO I CAN GO NOW? 406 00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:58,538 YES, BUT I WANT YOU TO PUT AN ICE PACK ON THAT BUMP 407 00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:00,207 UNTIL YOU GET HOME. 408 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:03,276 - I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. - OKAY. 409 00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:06,213 ( phone ringing ) 410 00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:08,481 ARE YOU GONNA ANSWER THAT? 411 00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:10,617 OH, RIGHT. 412 00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:16,456 HELLO, MOM. 413 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,891 WHAT? WHO? 414 00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:21,694 WHERE? NOW? 415 00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:24,964 YES, RIGHT NOW. WE THOUGHT HE WASN'T COMING, 416 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:27,467 BUT HE JUST SHOWED UP WITH YOUR TWO BIGGEST FANS. 417 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,337 LOOK, YOU PROMISED HIM YOU WERE GONNA STAY HOME THIS WEEKEND. 418 00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:31,904 IT'S UP TO YOU TO FIX THIS, CHRISTOPHER. 419 00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:33,773 OKAY, JUST STALL THEM. I WILL BE RIGHT THERE. 420 00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:35,642 - SHERRY. - ALAN. 421 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:36,843 WHERE IS HE? 422 00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:38,845 - THAT MIGHT BE A PROBLEM. - WHY? 423 00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:41,514 MY WAITING ROOM IS FILLED WITH BIG GUYS WITH BIG CAMERAS. 424 00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:44,751 THE PAPARAZZI FOUND ME? 425 00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:46,853 OKAY, SANJAY, WHAT KIND OF CAR ARE YOU DRIVING? 426 00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:48,688 NOTHING YOU'D BE INTERESTED IN. 427 00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:51,224 I'M STILL PAYING OFF SIX YEARS OF MEDICAL SCHOOL. 428 00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:52,492 PERFECT. HOW ABOUT A TRADE? 429 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:53,793 NO. 430 00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:56,629 - ONLY HAPPENS ONCE. - OKAY. 431 00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:12,645 - ( engine backfiring ) - OW! ARE YOU SURE THIS IS SAFE? 432 00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:14,981 - PRETTY SURE. - I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S NOT. 433 00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:17,584 - JUST CALM DOWN, OKAY? - I DON'T WANT TO CALM DOWN. 434 00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:18,885 I WANT TO GO HOME, OKAY? 435 00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:21,254 OW. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 436 00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:23,256 WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? NOTHING. NOTHING. 437 00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:25,358 I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO BEING GROUNDED UNTIL I'M 30. 438 00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:27,527 - IS THAT WHY YOU'RE SO CRABBY? - I'M NOT CRABBY. 439 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,829 - NOT CRABBY-- DEFENSIVE. - I AM NOT DEFENSIVE. 440 00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,498 SEE? YOU DISAGREE WITH EVERYTHING I SAY. 441 00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:32,799 - DO NOT. - DO TOO. 442 00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:35,602 - JUST TAKE ME HOME. - I WILL. 443 00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:39,539 FIRST WE NEED TO MAKE ONE TEENY TINY LITTLE STOP. 444 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,611 YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING. 445 00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:46,613 YOU LIVE HERE? 446 00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:47,680 YEAH, WHY? 447 00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:50,350 - GO GO GO. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 448 00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:51,618 GOTTA GO UPSTAIRS. GOTTA GO. 449 00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:53,653 - STOP PULLING ME. - SORRY, I JUST-- 450 00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:56,289 WHERE ARE WE GOING? CHRISTOPHER! 451 00:20:56,323 --> 00:20:58,725 - I'M SORRY, I JUST DON'T-- - DON'T KNOW WHERE TO HIDE ME? 452 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,727 NO, I'M NOT HIDING YOU. I JUST DON'T WANT 453 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,363 THESE PARTICULAR PEOPLE TO SEE YOU RIGHT NOW. 454 00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:05,432 BECAUSE I'M NOT A MOVIE STAR? 455 00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:07,900 NO, I DON'T WANT ANYONE ASKING QUESTIONS, AND NEITHER DO YOU-- 456 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:09,969 "WHO IS SHE? WHERE DID YOU MEET? ARE YOU TWO DATING?" 457 00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:12,539 - DATING? - YEAH, THEY MAKE STUFF UP. 458 00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:15,342 OKAY, COME ON. 459 00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:19,479 THE GUEST ROOM. BE MY GUEST. 460 00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:22,349 - DO I HAVE A CHOICE? - NOT REALLY. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 461 00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:25,352 JUST STAY. 462 00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:26,619 WOOF. 463 00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:30,890 GOOD TO SEE YOU. 464 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,862 HEY, HOW ARE YOU? 465 00:21:36,863 --> 00:21:39,499 LOOKING GOOD, BUDDY. 466 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,769 - HEY. - HEY, MOM. 467 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:44,671 HOW ARE YOU DOING? 468 00:21:44,704 --> 00:21:46,706 - ALAN, GOOD TO SEE YOU. - MY DAUGHTERS. 469 00:21:46,739 --> 00:21:48,775 - YEAH, WHAT'S UP? - I THINK THEY WANT TO ASK YOU SOMETHING. 470 00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:50,843 - CAN YOU SING US A SONG? - OF COURSE. ABSOLUTELY. 471 00:21:50,877 --> 00:21:52,979 - I GOT A NEW ONE I'M WORKING ON. - SURE THING. 472 00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:54,714 - YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GUITAR IS? - OF COURSE. 473 00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:56,683 YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS. 474 00:22:03,456 --> 00:22:05,425 HEY, EVERYBODY, 475 00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:07,427 THIS IS A LITTLE SOMETHING I'M WORKING ON 476 00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:09,596 FOR MY NEXT ALBUM. I HOPE YOU LIKE IT. 477 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,968 ( playing a ballad ) 478 00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:18,004 * YEAH 479 00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:21,608 * YEAH YEAH 480 00:22:24,911 --> 00:22:27,814 * I'M NO SUPERMAN 481 00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:30,717 * I CAN'T TAKE YOUR HAND * 482 00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:34,787 * AND FLY YOU ANYWHERE YOU WANT TO GO * 483 00:22:34,821 --> 00:22:36,623 * YEAH 484 00:22:36,656 --> 00:22:38,558 * I CAN'T READ YOUR MIND * 485 00:22:38,591 --> 00:22:41,894 * LIKE A BILLBOARD SIGN 486 00:22:41,928 --> 00:22:45,765 * AND TELL YOU EVERYTHING YOU WANT TO HEAR * 487 00:22:45,798 --> 00:22:48,535 * BUT I'LL BE 488 00:22:48,568 --> 00:22:51,804 * YOUR HERO 489 00:22:51,838 --> 00:22:53,806 * 'CAUSE I 490 00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:56,776 * I CAN BE EVERYTHING YOU NEED * 491 00:22:56,809 --> 00:22:58,811 * IF YOU'RE THE ONE FOR ME * 492 00:22:58,845 --> 00:23:02,715 * LIKE GRAVITY I'LL BE UNSTOPPABLE * 493 00:23:02,749 --> 00:23:04,684 * AND I 494 00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:07,854 * YEAH, I BELIEVE IN DESTINY * 495 00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:10,457 * I MAY BE AN ORDINARY GUY * 496 00:23:10,490 --> 00:23:13,526 * WITH HEART AND SOUL 497 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:17,964 * BUT IF YOU'RE THE ONE FOR ME * 498 00:23:17,997 --> 00:23:21,468 * THEN I'LL BE A HERO 499 00:23:21,501 --> 00:23:23,470 * OH 500 00:23:23,503 --> 00:23:27,540 * I'LL BE A HERO 501 00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:29,008 * YEAH 502 00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:31,010 * I'LL BE A HERO 503 00:23:31,043 --> 00:23:33,480 * SO INCREDIBLE 504 00:23:33,513 --> 00:23:36,148 * SOME KIND OF MIRACLE 505 00:23:36,182 --> 00:23:38,150 * THAT WHEN IT'S MEANT TO BE * 506 00:23:38,184 --> 00:23:42,655 * I'LL BECOME A HERO 507 00:23:42,689 --> 00:23:45,792 * OH, SO I WAIT WAIT WAIT * 508 00:23:45,825 --> 00:23:50,797 * WAIT FOR YOU 509 00:23:50,830 --> 00:23:54,066 * YEAH, I'LL BE A HERO 510 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:57,670 * YEAH 511 00:23:57,704 --> 00:23:59,672 * 'CAUSE I 512 00:23:59,706 --> 00:24:02,074 * I CAN BE EVERYTHING YOU NEED * 513 00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:04,143 * IF YOU'RE THE ONE FOR ME * 514 00:24:04,176 --> 00:24:08,247 * LIKE GRAVITY I'LL BE UNSTOPPABLE * 515 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,583 * AND I 516 00:24:10,617 --> 00:24:12,952 * YEAH, I BELIEVE IN DESTINY * 517 00:24:12,985 --> 00:24:15,722 * I MAY BE AN ORDINARY GUY * 518 00:24:15,755 --> 00:24:19,158 * WITH HEART AND SOUL 519 00:24:19,191 --> 00:24:23,696 * BUT IF YOU'RE THE ONE FOR ME * 520 00:24:23,730 --> 00:24:27,667 * I'LL BE A HERO 521 00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:28,768 * YEAH 522 00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:32,605 * YEAH, I'LL BE A HERO 523 00:24:32,639 --> 00:24:34,006 * YEAH 524 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:38,678 * I'LL BE A HERO 525 00:24:38,711 --> 00:24:40,680 * HERO. 526 00:24:40,713 --> 00:24:43,049 ( crowd cheering ) 527 00:24:48,087 --> 00:24:50,289 GREAT GREAT. 528 00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:53,159 SO, GIRLS, AM I THE GREATEST DAD IN THE WORLD OR WHAT? 529 00:25:08,975 --> 00:25:11,978 HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 530 00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:13,079 ANYWHERE BUT HERE. 531 00:25:13,112 --> 00:25:15,114 WHAT DID I DO NOW? 532 00:25:15,147 --> 00:25:17,684 YOU SAID YOU'D TAKE ME HOME. WHEN? 533 00:25:17,717 --> 00:25:19,952 JUST PICK A CAR. I'LL TAKE YOU HOME. 534 00:25:19,986 --> 00:25:21,954 - NO. - FINE, WE'LL WALK. 535 00:25:21,988 --> 00:25:23,923 WHERE DOES YOUR GRANDMA LIVE AGAIN? 536 00:25:23,956 --> 00:25:26,158 - HOLLYWOOD. - THAT'S GREAT. 537 00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:28,961 WE'LL GET THERE... ON TUESDAY. 538 00:25:29,996 --> 00:25:31,664 OKAY. 539 00:25:31,698 --> 00:25:33,600 - OKAY? - BUT HERE ARE THE RULES: 540 00:25:33,633 --> 00:25:36,335 YOU DRIVE ME STRAIGHT THERE, DROP ME OFF, 541 00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:39,138 AND THEN YOU COME BACK TO YOUR FABULOUS LIFE. 542 00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:49,649 WHAT'S THE PURPOSE OF THAT? 543 00:25:49,682 --> 00:25:53,285 I DON'T GET IT. WHY DOES SHE DO THIS? 544 00:26:21,347 --> 00:26:24,283 ( turns on radio ) 545 00:26:24,316 --> 00:26:27,954 * SOMETHING ABOUT THE SUNSHINE, BABY * 546 00:26:27,987 --> 00:26:31,323 * I'M SEEING YOU IN A WHOLE NEW LIGHT. * 547 00:26:31,357 --> 00:26:32,625 REALLY? 548 00:26:32,659 --> 00:26:34,627 ( turns down radio ) 549 00:26:34,661 --> 00:26:38,631 - WHAT? I THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE IT. - LET ME GUESS-- 550 00:26:38,665 --> 00:26:41,400 YOU THOUGHT I'D BE DYING TO RIDE IN A CAR WITH CHRISTOPHER WILDE 551 00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:43,402 AS HE SINGS TO ONE OF HIS BIG HITS-- 552 00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:45,237 A FAN'S DREAM COME TRUE. 553 00:26:45,271 --> 00:26:47,907 - THERE'S JUST ONE PROBLEM. - WHICH IS? 554 00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:49,608 I'M NOT YOUR FAN. 555 00:26:52,111 --> 00:26:54,781 YOU DON'T-- YOU DON'T LIKE MY MUSIC? 556 00:26:54,814 --> 00:26:56,783 NO, I LIKE YOUR MUSIC. 557 00:26:56,816 --> 00:26:59,118 I'M JUST NOT CRAZY ABOUT YOU. 558 00:26:59,151 --> 00:27:01,220 BUT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME, 559 00:27:01,253 --> 00:27:03,389 PRECISELY. 560 00:27:05,758 --> 00:27:07,727 YOU KNOW, I THINK 561 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:09,361 IF YOU DID KNOW ME, YOU'D REALLY LIKE ME. 562 00:27:09,395 --> 00:27:11,163 OH, TURN HERE. 563 00:27:38,090 --> 00:27:40,059 THANKS FOR THE RIDE. 564 00:27:40,092 --> 00:27:41,828 LOOK, JESSICA. 565 00:27:41,861 --> 00:27:44,697 LOOK, I JUST WANT TO SAY I'M SORRY. 566 00:27:44,731 --> 00:27:46,065 NOTED. ARE WE DONE NOW? 567 00:27:46,098 --> 00:27:48,200 UH, YEAH. 568 00:27:48,234 --> 00:27:50,837 - YEAH, I GUESS WE'RE DONE. - GOOD. 569 00:27:50,870 --> 00:27:53,873 BYE. 570 00:28:05,284 --> 00:28:07,386 OH, GREAT. 571 00:28:18,831 --> 00:28:21,768 ( light tapping ) 572 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,508 GO AWAY. 573 00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:31,811 I'LL GIVE YOU $5000 IF YOU DO ME THIS FAVOR. 574 00:28:31,844 --> 00:28:33,813 IT'S NOT A FAVOR IF YOU PAY FOR IT. 575 00:28:33,846 --> 00:28:36,148 SO IS THAT A YES? 576 00:28:36,182 --> 00:28:38,350 ( both grunting ) 577 00:28:40,820 --> 00:28:42,454 YOU KNOW, YOU COULD HELP A LITTLE. 578 00:28:42,488 --> 00:28:46,058 OH, THIS CAR WOULDN'T BE MOVING IF I WASN'T PUSHING IT. 579 00:28:46,092 --> 00:28:48,227 YOU'LL BE OUT OF HERE BEFORE MORNING, RIGHT? 580 00:28:48,260 --> 00:28:50,329 YES, HOPEFULLY NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW I WAS HERE. 581 00:28:50,362 --> 00:28:52,331 I'LL KNOW. 582 00:28:52,364 --> 00:28:54,333 THANK YOU. THANKS A LOT. 583 00:28:54,366 --> 00:28:55,434 YEAH. 584 00:28:57,837 --> 00:29:00,206 HEY, IS THERE ANYTHING UP THERE THAT I CAN WEAR 585 00:29:00,239 --> 00:29:02,108 SO WHEN I DO LEAVE THE PAPARAZZI WON'T RECOGNIZE ME? 586 00:29:02,141 --> 00:29:05,511 YOU CAN LOOK IN THOSE. 587 00:29:05,544 --> 00:29:08,147 SO IS ALL THIS REALLY NECESSARY? 588 00:29:08,180 --> 00:29:10,382 YES. CLEARLY YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 589 00:29:10,416 --> 00:29:12,218 THEY'RE-- THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. 590 00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:14,353 PARANOID. 591 00:29:14,386 --> 00:29:17,423 - JUST FORGET IT. - LOVE TO. 592 00:29:19,358 --> 00:29:21,327 WELL? 593 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:24,296 THAT WAS MY GRANDPA'S HAT. 594 00:29:24,330 --> 00:29:26,165 HE USED TO WEAR IT WHEN HE TOOK ME FISHING. 595 00:29:26,198 --> 00:29:28,935 OH, I'M SORRY. HERE. 596 00:29:28,968 --> 00:29:31,237 NO, YOU KEEP IT. IT LOOKS KIND OF GOOD ON YOU. 597 00:29:31,270 --> 00:29:33,305 THANKS. 598 00:29:33,339 --> 00:29:34,841 ANYTHING ELSE? 599 00:29:34,874 --> 00:29:37,143 NO, I'M COOL. 600 00:29:37,176 --> 00:29:40,246 YEAH, SO COOL YOU'RE SLEEPING IN YOUR CAR. 601 00:29:40,279 --> 00:29:43,182 JESSICA... 602 00:29:43,215 --> 00:29:45,517 - STOP DOING THAT. - WHAT AM I DOING? 603 00:29:45,551 --> 00:29:47,453 OH, YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 604 00:29:47,486 --> 00:29:49,355 IN FACT, I BET YOU DO IT ALL THE TIME. 605 00:29:49,388 --> 00:29:51,323 YOU GIVE GIRLS THAT-- 606 00:29:51,357 --> 00:29:54,026 THAT LOOK AND EXPECT THEM TO FALL FOR YOU. 607 00:29:54,060 --> 00:29:56,228 WELL, IT'S NOT WORKING WITH ME, SO GET OVER IT. 608 00:30:06,572 --> 00:30:09,909 EAT UP. WE'RE HELPING GRANDMA WITH SOME YARD WORK TODAY. 609 00:30:09,942 --> 00:30:12,344 MM, GOOD MORNING, SUNSHINE. 610 00:30:12,378 --> 00:30:14,346 HEY. 611 00:30:14,380 --> 00:30:17,183 SYRUP, PLEASE. 612 00:30:17,216 --> 00:30:19,018 I DIDN'T SEE ANY. MOM, GOT ANY MORE SYRUP? 613 00:30:19,051 --> 00:30:20,920 OH, SURE. ON THE SHELF IN THE GARAGE. 614 00:30:20,953 --> 00:30:23,055 I'LL GET IT. 615 00:30:24,190 --> 00:30:26,458 NO, I'LL GET IT. 616 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,362 HOW WAS YOUR LITTLE CAB RIDE? 617 00:30:30,396 --> 00:30:32,098 WHAT CAB RIDE? 618 00:30:32,131 --> 00:30:33,565 WHAT CAB RIDE? 619 00:30:33,599 --> 00:30:35,367 I'M THIS CLOSE TO MEETING CHRISTOPHER WILDE 620 00:30:35,401 --> 00:30:37,904 AND I HAVE TO LEAVE BECAUSE STUBBY TELLS ME 621 00:30:37,937 --> 00:30:39,371 THAT YOU DECIDED TO TAKE A CAB HOME. 622 00:30:39,405 --> 00:30:41,207 OH, THAT CAB. 623 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:42,975 WHERE DID YOU GO? 624 00:30:43,009 --> 00:30:45,244 WAIT, DON'T TELL ME. I DON'T WANT TO BE THAT BORED. 625 00:30:45,277 --> 00:30:47,246 I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU. 626 00:30:47,279 --> 00:30:48,981 I'LL HELP YOU FIND HIM. 627 00:30:49,015 --> 00:30:51,150 HOW ARE YOU GONNA DO THAT? 628 00:30:52,952 --> 00:30:57,289 LET'S GO INSIDE AND RESEARCH. 629 00:30:57,323 --> 00:30:58,991 MOM AND DAD DON'T EVEN NEED TO KNOW. 630 00:30:59,025 --> 00:31:00,659 MOM AND DAD DON'T NEED TO KNOW WHAT? 631 00:31:00,692 --> 00:31:02,361 Both: NOTHING. 632 00:31:09,668 --> 00:31:12,204 I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU GIRLS. 633 00:31:20,646 --> 00:31:22,982 OH, SARA, THEY'RE DOING A STORY ON TELEVISION 634 00:31:23,015 --> 00:31:24,951 ABOUT THAT BOY YOU LIKE. 635 00:31:24,984 --> 00:31:26,585 OH, HEY! 636 00:31:26,618 --> 00:31:31,290 - NO. - WHAT IS WITH YOU? 637 00:31:31,323 --> 00:31:35,327 Alexis Bender arrived at her birthday party last night 638 00:31:35,361 --> 00:31:37,964 without her leading man. 639 00:31:37,997 --> 00:31:41,500 Although no one saw him arrive at the fabulous club Under 21, 640 00:31:41,533 --> 00:31:44,336 witnesses confirm that Christopher Wilde 641 00:31:44,370 --> 00:31:46,072 did indeed make a secret appearance 642 00:31:46,105 --> 00:31:48,307 to sing for the packed house of well-wishers. 643 00:31:48,340 --> 00:31:50,342 Partygoers say the pop star left the club 644 00:31:50,376 --> 00:31:52,378 immediately following his performance, 645 00:31:52,411 --> 00:31:55,514 only to magically reappear at his Beverly Hills mansion 646 00:31:55,547 --> 00:31:58,617 several hours later with a different girl. 647 00:31:58,650 --> 00:32:00,552 My sources tell me this mystery girl 648 00:32:00,586 --> 00:32:03,022 might be stealing the heart of our favorite pop star. 649 00:32:03,055 --> 00:32:04,523 STOP. I WANT TO SEE THAT. 650 00:32:04,556 --> 00:32:07,193 WHY? IT'S ALL LIES-- TECHNICALLY, SLANDER. 651 00:32:07,226 --> 00:32:09,395 WHY DO YOU CARE? YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE HIM. 652 00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:12,031 I CARE ABOUT THE TRUTH. AND I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S NOT IT. 653 00:32:12,064 --> 00:32:13,399 GIRLS, KNOCK IT OFF. 654 00:32:13,432 --> 00:32:16,468 I KNOW WHAT-- IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY. 655 00:32:16,502 --> 00:32:19,205 HERE, TAKE THE KEYS TO MY CAR AND GO TO THE BEACH. 656 00:32:19,238 --> 00:32:21,440 REALLY? THANKS, GRANDMA. 657 00:32:23,609 --> 00:32:27,446 - TAKE JESSICA WITH YOU. - ( groans ) 658 00:32:27,479 --> 00:32:29,281 GO. 659 00:32:51,103 --> 00:32:53,472 ( seagulls cawing ) 660 00:32:56,075 --> 00:32:58,110 I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO VENICE. 661 00:32:58,144 --> 00:32:59,745 WHY ARE WE IN MALIBU? 662 00:32:59,778 --> 00:33:02,681 BECAUSE CHRISTOPHER WILDE SURFS IN MALIBU. 663 00:33:05,251 --> 00:33:08,120 TODAY'S THE DAY. I CAN FEEL IT. 664 00:33:08,154 --> 00:33:10,422 - HE'S HERE SOMEWHERE. - I DOUBT THAT. 665 00:33:10,456 --> 00:33:12,091 I JUST HOPE HE'S NOT WITH ALEXIS BENDER, 666 00:33:12,124 --> 00:33:15,661 WHO, I.M.H.O., IS TOTALLY NOT CUTE ENOUGH FOR HIM. 667 00:33:17,196 --> 00:33:19,731 I WONDER WHAT HIS EYES LOOK LIKE... 668 00:33:19,765 --> 00:33:21,600 UP CLOSE. 669 00:33:21,633 --> 00:33:23,569 BLUE. 670 00:33:23,602 --> 00:33:25,137 REALLY BLUE. 671 00:33:25,171 --> 00:33:26,738 OOH. 672 00:33:35,181 --> 00:33:39,185 EXCUSE ME, IS THIS SEAT TAKEN? 673 00:33:39,218 --> 00:33:42,754 NO? OKAY. 674 00:33:42,788 --> 00:33:44,256 ( sighs ) 675 00:33:44,290 --> 00:33:46,458 WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY. 676 00:33:46,492 --> 00:33:48,160 ISN'T IT A BEAUTIFUL DAY? 677 00:33:51,130 --> 00:33:53,299 OH, I'M SORRY. YOU WERE SLEEPING. 678 00:33:53,332 --> 00:33:55,301 DID I WAKE YOU? 679 00:33:55,334 --> 00:33:57,436 NO? THEN YOU'RE AWAKE. 680 00:33:57,469 --> 00:34:00,239 GOOD. 681 00:34:00,272 --> 00:34:02,341 WOULD YOU PUT SOME SUNSCREEN ON MY BACK? 682 00:34:06,112 --> 00:34:08,214 HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS ME? 683 00:34:08,247 --> 00:34:09,548 THE HAT. 684 00:34:09,581 --> 00:34:12,218 KINDA SMELLS LIKE FISH. 685 00:34:12,251 --> 00:34:14,853 NO, I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S YOU. 686 00:34:14,886 --> 00:34:17,323 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 687 00:34:17,356 --> 00:34:19,825 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? GO HOME. 688 00:34:19,858 --> 00:34:22,094 - I TRIED. - AND? 689 00:34:22,128 --> 00:34:25,231 YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND. 690 00:34:25,264 --> 00:34:27,833 OH, SO YOU THINK YOU'RE SO SPECIAL 691 00:34:27,866 --> 00:34:30,502 THAT A NOBODY LIKE ME COULDN'T POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND 692 00:34:30,536 --> 00:34:33,272 HOW HARD IT IS TO BE YOU? 693 00:34:33,305 --> 00:34:35,241 OKAY. 694 00:34:35,274 --> 00:34:37,243 ABOUT 10 PAPARAZZI 695 00:34:37,276 --> 00:34:39,345 ARE PARKED OUTSIDE MY HOUSE WITH THEIR CAMERAS. 696 00:34:39,378 --> 00:34:41,380 OH. 697 00:34:41,413 --> 00:34:43,682 YEAH, THAT IS TOUGH... 698 00:34:45,284 --> 00:34:47,119 NOT. 699 00:34:47,153 --> 00:34:49,455 SEE? YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 700 00:34:49,488 --> 00:34:53,292 I JUST NEED TO GET HOME IN A CAR THE PAPARAZZI WON'T RECOGNIZE. 701 00:34:56,628 --> 00:34:59,498 WHAT ARE YOU DRIVING? 702 00:34:59,531 --> 00:35:02,234 OH, YOU'D LOVE IT. 703 00:35:02,268 --> 00:35:04,303 IT'S A CLASSIC, REALLY VINTAGE. 704 00:35:04,336 --> 00:35:06,672 - PERFECT. I COULD PAY YOU-- - STOP THAT. 705 00:35:06,705 --> 00:35:09,475 - STOP WHAT? - THROWING YOUR MONEY AROUND. 706 00:35:09,508 --> 00:35:13,512 YOU STILL OWE ME FIVE GRAND FOR YOUR STAY IN THE GARAGE DE LA GRANDMA. 707 00:35:16,782 --> 00:35:19,385 - JUST GIVE ME YOUR KEYS. - WHY? 708 00:35:19,418 --> 00:35:21,720 WELL, IF YOU'RE TAKING OUR CAR, 709 00:35:21,753 --> 00:35:23,722 YOU CAN'T LEAVE US HERE WITHOUT ONE. 710 00:35:23,755 --> 00:35:26,425 KEYS. 711 00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:28,660 COME ON. 712 00:35:33,499 --> 00:35:34,800 LOOK, SHE'S-- 713 00:35:34,833 --> 00:35:36,802 SHE'S A 335hp 714 00:35:36,835 --> 00:35:41,540 FIRST-GENERATION '69 TWO-DOOR 715 00:35:41,573 --> 00:35:43,809 WITH ORIGINAL PAINT. 716 00:35:43,842 --> 00:35:45,644 I LOVE CHER, OKAY? 717 00:35:45,677 --> 00:35:47,479 CHER? 718 00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:51,750 YOU NAME YOUR CARS? 719 00:35:55,287 --> 00:35:57,756 * No, you can't see me 720 00:35:57,789 --> 00:36:00,292 * No, you can't be me * 721 00:36:00,326 --> 00:36:02,294 * You know I'm on my game * 722 00:36:02,328 --> 00:36:04,463 * That's when I'm in my shades. * 723 00:36:09,768 --> 00:36:13,505 CHRISTOPHER, MEET PETUNIA. 724 00:36:15,874 --> 00:36:18,510 - YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME. - SHE RUNS LIKE A TOP. 725 00:36:18,544 --> 00:36:20,846 HAVE HER BACK HERE IN AN HOUR. 726 00:36:24,816 --> 00:36:26,585 DUCK. GET DOWN. GET DOWN. 727 00:36:26,618 --> 00:36:28,654 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. HOW DID THEY KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME? 728 00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:31,557 MY SISTER KNOWS WHERE TO FIND YOU, 729 00:36:31,590 --> 00:36:33,459 AND SHE'S FROM KALAMAZOO. 730 00:36:37,596 --> 00:36:40,232 HERE, PUT-- PUT THESE ON. 731 00:36:41,933 --> 00:36:44,803 - NOW. - OKAY. 732 00:36:44,836 --> 00:36:46,872 ALL RIGHT, GET IN THE CAR. 733 00:36:57,483 --> 00:36:59,785 OKAY, YOU REALLY NEED TO STOP HITTING ME. 734 00:36:59,818 --> 00:37:02,654 I'M SORRY. JUST GET IN, GET IN. 735 00:37:06,825 --> 00:37:09,661 QUICK, BUCKLE UP. PUT YOUR HEAD DOWN. 736 00:37:09,695 --> 00:37:11,663 IT'S DOWN. 737 00:37:13,899 --> 00:37:16,001 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - LOOKING FOR SOMETHING. 738 00:37:16,034 --> 00:37:19,338 - HERE, PUT THIS ON. - WHY? 739 00:37:19,371 --> 00:37:20,539 - DO IT NOW. - OKAY. 740 00:37:51,903 --> 00:37:54,906 YOU KNOW, YOU DRIVE LIKE MY GRANDPA. 741 00:37:54,940 --> 00:37:57,343 YOU LOOK LIKE MY GRANDMA. 742 00:37:57,376 --> 00:37:59,511 ( both laugh ) 743 00:37:59,545 --> 00:38:01,680 - OKAY. - OH, I NEED MY SUNGLASSES BACK. 744 00:38:01,713 --> 00:38:03,849 OH, I DON'T KNOW. I KINDA LIKE 'EM. 745 00:38:03,882 --> 00:38:05,651 I'LL GIVE THEM TO YOU LATER. 746 00:38:05,684 --> 00:38:08,687 FOR REALS? 'CAUSE MY FRIENDS JUST WON'T BELIEVE 747 00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:11,957 THAT I, JESSICA OLSON, HAVE AN ACTUAL PAIR OF CHRISTOPHER WILDE'S SUNGLASSES 748 00:38:11,990 --> 00:38:14,460 WORN BY CHRISTOPHER WILDE HIMSELF. 749 00:38:14,493 --> 00:38:16,528 WILL YOU AUTOGRAPH THEM FOR ME? 750 00:38:16,562 --> 00:38:19,064 HA HA. VERY FUNNY. 751 00:38:19,097 --> 00:38:20,632 WHAT? NOT, BUT SERIOUSLY, 752 00:38:20,666 --> 00:38:22,067 I REALLY WANT THESE GLASSES. 753 00:38:22,100 --> 00:38:24,570 UH-HUH. GIVE 'EM, COME ON. 754 00:38:24,603 --> 00:38:28,374 SO HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO DRIVE AROUND WITH YOU THIS TIME? 755 00:38:28,407 --> 00:38:30,609 ONLY UNTIL THE PAPARAZZI LEAVE THE BEACH. 756 00:38:30,642 --> 00:38:32,077 LET'S GO DO SOMETHING. 757 00:38:32,110 --> 00:38:34,079 - LIKE WHAT? - ANYTHING. 758 00:38:34,112 --> 00:38:36,448 - WHAT HAVE YOU SEEN SINCE YOU'VE BEEN HERE? - NOTHING. 759 00:38:36,482 --> 00:38:38,484 I'VE BEEN TOO BUSY FOLLOWING YOU AROUND. 760 00:38:38,517 --> 00:38:40,686 REALLY? 761 00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:42,954 WITH MY SISTER. 762 00:38:42,988 --> 00:38:45,391 SHE IDOLIZES YOU. 763 00:38:45,424 --> 00:38:49,928 I, ON THE OTHER HAND, COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT YOU OR YOUR CITY. 764 00:38:49,961 --> 00:38:52,097 WELL, I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE ME, BUT DON'T TAKE IT OUT ON LOS ANGELES. 765 00:38:52,130 --> 00:38:54,933 - IT'S ONE OF THE GREATEST CITIES IN THE WORLD. - REALLY? 766 00:38:54,966 --> 00:38:57,569 IN FACT, I'LL BE YOUR TOUR GUIDE. 767 00:38:57,603 --> 00:38:59,004 I THOUGHT YOU NEEDED TO GET HOME. 768 00:38:59,037 --> 00:39:02,107 EH, I'LL TAKE THE LONG WAY. 769 00:39:03,742 --> 00:39:05,777 ( pop song playing ) 770 00:39:11,783 --> 00:39:14,152 * WAKE UP TO THE BLUE SKY * 771 00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:17,889 * GRAB YOUR SHADES AND LET'S GO FOR A RIDE * 772 00:39:19,525 --> 00:39:21,727 * BREAKFAST BY THE OCEAN 773 00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:25,397 * WE'LL DO LUNCH AT SUNSET AND VINE * 774 00:39:27,466 --> 00:39:31,002 * EVERY DAY'S A DREAM IN CALIFORNIA * 775 00:39:31,036 --> 00:39:34,740 * EVERY NIGHT THE STARS COME OUT TO PLAY * 776 00:39:34,773 --> 00:39:37,175 * WISH THAT I COULD ALWAYS * 777 00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:42,080 * FEEL THIS WAY 778 00:39:42,113 --> 00:39:46,418 * THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THE SUNSHINE, BABY * 779 00:39:46,452 --> 00:39:50,088 * I'M SEEING YOU IN A WHOLE NEW LIGHT * 780 00:39:50,121 --> 00:39:53,992 * OUT OF THIS WORLD FOR THE FIRST TIME, BABY * 781 00:39:54,025 --> 00:39:58,597 * OH, IT'S SO RIGHT 782 00:39:58,630 --> 00:40:02,434 * THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THE SUNSHINE * 783 00:40:02,468 --> 00:40:05,537 * THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THE SUNSHINE * 784 00:40:05,571 --> 00:40:08,206 * IN HOLLYWOOD WE'RE ROCKING * 785 00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:11,810 * IN MALIBU WE HANG OUT AND CHILL * 786 00:40:13,512 --> 00:40:15,581 * IT'S ALL ABOUT THE SHOPPING * 787 00:40:15,614 --> 00:40:21,553 * FROM MELROSE TO BEVERLY HILLS * 788 00:40:21,587 --> 00:40:24,723 * EVERYWHERE'S A SCENE AND NOW WE'RE IN IT * 789 00:40:24,756 --> 00:40:28,560 * I DON'T WANT TO PAINT THIS TOWN ALONE * 790 00:40:28,594 --> 00:40:30,562 * WHEN I SEE YOU SMILE 791 00:40:30,596 --> 00:40:36,502 * I ALWAYS FEEL AT HOME 792 00:40:36,535 --> 00:40:40,038 * THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THE SUNSHINE, BABY * 793 00:40:40,071 --> 00:40:43,942 * I'M SEEING YOU IN A WHOLE NEW LIGHT * 794 00:40:43,975 --> 00:40:47,779 * L.A.'S A BREEZE WITH THE PALM TREES SWAYING * 795 00:40:47,813 --> 00:40:51,082 * OH, IT'S SO RIGHT 796 00:40:51,116 --> 00:40:54,620 * NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE, NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE * 797 00:40:54,653 --> 00:40:58,590 * IT'S SUDDENLY CLEAR, IT'S SUDDENLY CLEAR * 798 00:40:58,624 --> 00:41:00,258 * THE SUN'S COMING THROUGH * 799 00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:02,494 * I NEVER KNEW 800 00:41:02,528 --> 00:41:05,931 * WHATEVER I DO, IT'S BETTER WITH YOU * 801 00:41:05,964 --> 00:41:08,634 * IT'S BETTER WITH YOU * 802 00:41:10,936 --> 00:41:14,840 * YEAH YEAH 803 00:41:14,873 --> 00:41:18,677 * THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THE SUNSHINE, BABY * 804 00:41:18,710 --> 00:41:22,614 * I'M SEEING YOU IN A WHOLE NEW LIGHT * 805 00:41:22,648 --> 00:41:26,217 * OUT OF THIS WORLD FOR THE FIRST TIME, BABY * 806 00:41:26,251 --> 00:41:29,888 * OH, IT'S SO RIGHT 807 00:41:29,921 --> 00:41:33,859 * THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THE SUNSHINE, BABY * 808 00:41:33,892 --> 00:41:37,929 * I'M SEEING YOU IN A WHOLE NEW LIGHT * 809 00:41:37,963 --> 00:41:41,600 * OUT OF THIS WORLD FOR THE FIRST TIME, BABY * 810 00:41:41,633 --> 00:41:44,536 * OH, IT'S SO RIGHT 811 00:41:44,570 --> 00:41:49,541 * THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THE SUNSHINE, BABY * 812 00:41:49,575 --> 00:41:52,778 * I'M SEEING YOU IN A WHOLE NEW LIGHT * 813 00:41:52,811 --> 00:41:57,015 * L.A.'S A BREEZE WITH THE PALM TREES SWAYING... * 814 00:41:57,048 --> 00:41:59,651 WHAT A PERFECT DAY. 815 00:42:02,253 --> 00:42:03,689 NOT ANYMORE. 816 00:42:05,123 --> 00:42:08,660 MAN, I NEED TO LOSE THESE VANS. 817 00:42:12,831 --> 00:42:14,566 OKAY, TAKE YOUR NEXT LEFT. 818 00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:16,201 - ARE YOU SURE? - YES. 819 00:42:16,234 --> 00:42:18,169 ( tires screech ) 820 00:42:30,749 --> 00:42:32,718 OKAY, TAKE YOUR NEXT LEFT. 821 00:42:32,751 --> 00:42:34,753 THE ROAD LOOPS BACK TO THE HIGHWAY. 822 00:42:37,656 --> 00:42:39,725 OR MAYBE NOT. 823 00:42:39,758 --> 00:42:42,828 THIS ISN'T EVEN A ROAD ANYMORE. 824 00:42:42,861 --> 00:42:45,296 JUST KEEP DRIVING. 825 00:42:45,330 --> 00:42:48,366 THAT LAST SIGN SAID "DEER CROSSING." THERE ARE NO DEER. 826 00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:50,702 YOU KNOW, YOU COMPLAIN MORE THAN MY SISTER. 827 00:42:50,736 --> 00:42:52,604 ARE WE ON THE RIGHT ROAD OR NOT? 828 00:42:52,638 --> 00:42:56,174 - NOT? - SHOW IT TO ME. 829 00:42:56,207 --> 00:42:58,009 NO, KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD. I'M THE NAVIGATOR. 830 00:42:58,043 --> 00:43:00,946 - IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL IT? - WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 831 00:43:00,979 --> 00:43:02,814 - YOU'RE SUCH A KNOW-IT-ALL. - A WHAT? 832 00:43:02,848 --> 00:43:05,383 A KNOW-IT-ALL. YOU'RE THE QUEEN OF SNAP JUDGMENTS. 833 00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:08,253 "TURN HERE. THIS IS THE ROAD. I'M SURE OF IT." 834 00:43:08,286 --> 00:43:10,321 - I WAS SURE OF IT. - YOU'RE SO SURE, 835 00:43:10,355 --> 00:43:11,957 YOU'RE SURE OF THINGS YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY BE SURE ABOUT. 836 00:43:11,990 --> 00:43:13,992 - I AM NOT. - AND YOU'RE DEFENSIVE. 837 00:43:14,025 --> 00:43:16,795 MOVE THE CAR. WE'RE NOT MOVING. 838 00:43:29,975 --> 00:43:31,810 GREAT. 839 00:43:31,843 --> 00:43:33,411 ( shrieks ) 840 00:43:33,444 --> 00:43:36,247 WE'LL HAVE TO GET OUT AND PUSH. 841 00:43:36,281 --> 00:43:37,949 WAIT WAIT. I'LL HELP YOU. 842 00:43:37,983 --> 00:43:39,985 - DON'T TOUCH ME. - WHY ARE YOU SO MAD? 843 00:43:40,018 --> 00:43:42,654 OH, I DON'T KNOW. THIS. 844 00:43:42,688 --> 00:43:45,056 - TURNING ONTO THIS ROAD WAS NOT MY IDEA. - YOU'RE BLAMING ME? 845 00:43:45,090 --> 00:43:47,358 - YOU'RE A TERRIBLE NAVIGATOR. - YOU'RE A TERRIBLE DRIVER. 846 00:43:47,392 --> 00:43:49,127 - I'M A GREAT DRIVER. - RIGHT. 847 00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:51,429 - JESS, WE'VE GOT TO JUMP. - I'M NOT JUMPING. 848 00:43:51,462 --> 00:43:54,733 - YOU GOT A BETTER IDEA? - USE THE BRANCH AS A BRIDGE. 849 00:43:54,766 --> 00:43:57,302 - IT DOES NOT LOOK STABLE. - IT LOOKS FINE. 850 00:43:57,335 --> 00:43:58,937 ALL RIGHT. 851 00:44:04,109 --> 00:44:06,177 HERE GOES. ALL RIGHT. 852 00:44:08,747 --> 00:44:12,017 IT'S SINKING. GO FASTER. 853 00:44:12,050 --> 00:44:14,820 THIS IS MY GRANDMA'S CAR. 854 00:44:14,853 --> 00:44:17,188 I UNDERSTAND THAT. GIVE ME YOUR HAND. 855 00:44:20,158 --> 00:44:22,393 ( screams ) 856 00:44:24,162 --> 00:44:26,664 GRAB THE BRANCH. GRAB THE BRANCH. 857 00:44:54,525 --> 00:44:56,261 EXCUSE YOU. 858 00:44:56,294 --> 00:44:58,396 YOU KILLED PETUNIA! 859 00:45:02,300 --> 00:45:05,103 MY BACKPACK! 860 00:45:05,136 --> 00:45:07,372 DON'T JUST STAND THERE. HELP ME. 861 00:45:07,405 --> 00:45:09,808 - GIVE ME YOUR HAND. GIVE ME YOUR HAND. - ( phone ringing ) 862 00:45:09,841 --> 00:45:11,877 I'M DEAD. I'M DEAD. I'M GONNA DIE. 863 00:45:11,910 --> 00:45:14,512 THAT'S WHAT GONNA HAPPEN 'CAUSE MY PARENTS ARE GONNA KILL ME. 864 00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:17,382 WHY DID I HAVE TO GET IN THE STUPID CAR WITH YOU? 865 00:45:17,415 --> 00:45:19,918 - ANSWER YOUR PHONE! - OKAY. SORRY. 866 00:45:23,088 --> 00:45:25,123 - DAD. - SON, CAN YOU HEAR ME? 867 00:45:25,156 --> 00:45:29,360 WE ARE A LITTLE WORRIED OVER HERE AND-- 868 00:45:29,394 --> 00:45:30,728 CAN YOU HEAR ME? 869 00:45:32,197 --> 00:45:34,099 DAD, THERE'S NO SIGNAL. CAN YOU HEAR ME? 870 00:45:34,132 --> 00:45:37,135 CHRISTOPHER, COME HOME, HONEY, OKAY? 871 00:45:37,168 --> 00:45:39,104 OR CALL US. 872 00:45:39,137 --> 00:45:40,772 HELLO? 873 00:45:41,572 --> 00:45:43,174 HELLO. 874 00:45:49,948 --> 00:45:51,917 LOOK AT THIS. 875 00:45:51,950 --> 00:45:54,385 WHEN WE GET OUT OF HERE, YOU'RE PAYING FOR A NEW ONE. 876 00:45:54,419 --> 00:45:56,788 OH, I'M PAYING FOR IT RIGHT NOW. 877 00:45:58,456 --> 00:46:00,191 JESS. 878 00:46:00,225 --> 00:46:02,427 - WHAT? - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 879 00:46:02,460 --> 00:46:05,363 TO THE BEACH WHERE MY SISTER IS PROBABLY FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW. 880 00:46:05,396 --> 00:46:08,133 - UM, JESS. - WHAT? 881 00:46:08,166 --> 00:46:10,235 THE BEACH IS THAT WAY. 882 00:46:21,079 --> 00:46:23,181 PLEASE. 883 00:46:36,627 --> 00:46:39,097 ( car lock chirps ) 884 00:46:52,878 --> 00:46:55,413 CHRISTOPHER JOHN WILDE? 885 00:46:55,446 --> 00:46:58,283 COME ON. 886 00:46:58,316 --> 00:47:00,251 AM I BEING PUNK'D? 887 00:47:03,154 --> 00:47:05,056 HOW ARE YOU DOING? YOU OKAY? 888 00:47:05,090 --> 00:47:06,457 NOW YOU'RE CONCERNED? 889 00:47:06,491 --> 00:47:08,126 I'VE ALWAYS BEEN CONCERNED. 890 00:47:08,159 --> 00:47:10,228 - MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP. - WHY ARE YOU SO GRUMPY? 891 00:47:10,261 --> 00:47:12,864 I'M NOT GRUMPY OR CRANKY OR CRABBY. 892 00:47:12,898 --> 00:47:14,499 I JUST WANT TO GET HOME TO MY FAMILY, 893 00:47:14,532 --> 00:47:17,102 EXPLAIN WHY I DISAPPEARED AND SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES. 894 00:47:17,135 --> 00:47:19,204 YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT? I WANT TO HAVE FUN. 895 00:47:19,237 --> 00:47:21,006 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS, 896 00:47:21,039 --> 00:47:23,341 THERE'S NO REPORTERS, NO INTERVIEWS, NO CROWDS. 897 00:47:23,374 --> 00:47:26,244 I'M HAVING A GREAT TIME. 898 00:47:26,277 --> 00:47:28,880 I WANT YOU TO STOP COMPLAINING SO I CAN ENJOY IT. 899 00:47:28,914 --> 00:47:30,548 WOW, SO THAT'S WHAT IT'S LIKE WITH YOU? 900 00:47:30,581 --> 00:47:32,250 YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT 901 00:47:32,283 --> 00:47:34,252 SO YOU THROW A BIG OL' TANTRUM AND WALK AWAY? 902 00:47:34,285 --> 00:47:37,288 I'LL BET YOUR FRIENDS CHASE AFTER YOU WHEN YOU DO THAT. 903 00:47:37,322 --> 00:47:41,026 "OH, CHRISTOPHER, I'M SO SORRY I HURT YOUR DELICATE LITTLE FEELINGS. 904 00:47:41,059 --> 00:47:43,128 CHRISTOPHER, FORGIVE ME FOR NOT TREATING YOU 905 00:47:43,161 --> 00:47:45,530 LIKE THE BIG ENORMOUS STAR YOU THINK YOU ARE." 906 00:47:45,563 --> 00:47:47,265 WHAT A BRAT. 907 00:47:47,298 --> 00:47:49,467 I'M A BRAT? I'M A BRAT? 908 00:47:49,500 --> 00:47:51,502 - WHAT ABOUT YOU? - ME? 909 00:47:51,536 --> 00:47:54,239 FOR THE LAST TWO DAYS I'VE DONE NOTHING BUT THINK ABOUT YOU. 910 00:47:54,272 --> 00:47:57,375 REALLY? SO WHEN YOU HIT ME WITH A DOOR TWICE, 911 00:47:57,408 --> 00:48:01,379 HID ME IN YOUR HOUSE, WRECKED MY GRANDMA'S CAR AND DROPPED ME IN MUD, 912 00:48:01,412 --> 00:48:03,581 YOU WERE JUST BEING THOUGHTFUL? 913 00:48:03,614 --> 00:48:05,383 OH, I PITY YOUR FRIENDS. 914 00:48:05,416 --> 00:48:07,953 YOU WISH YOU WERE ONE. 915 00:48:07,986 --> 00:48:10,655 I'D RATHER GO DOWN WITH PETUNIA. 916 00:48:14,159 --> 00:48:17,228 - I'M CONFUSED ABOUT SOMETHING. - WHAT? 917 00:48:17,262 --> 00:48:21,632 WHEN WE WERE ON OUR LITTLE PHOTOGRAPHY TOUR, I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME. 918 00:48:21,666 --> 00:48:24,435 - YOU THOUGHT WRONG. - BUT EVERYONE LIKES ME. 919 00:48:24,469 --> 00:48:26,237 WHY IS IT THAT YOU DON'T LIKE ME? 920 00:48:26,271 --> 00:48:28,239 MAYBE BECAUSE YOU THINK EVERYBODY LIKES YOU. 921 00:48:28,273 --> 00:48:31,176 - BECAUSE I'M LIKEABLE. - NO, BECAUSE YOU'RE A STAR. 922 00:48:31,209 --> 00:48:33,211 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 923 00:48:33,244 --> 00:48:36,681 YOU DON'T EVEN SEE IT, DO YOU? 924 00:48:36,714 --> 00:48:38,483 YOUR LIFE ISN'T REAL. 925 00:48:38,516 --> 00:48:40,718 YOU PARK IN NO-PARKING ZONES. 926 00:48:40,751 --> 00:48:42,453 YOU NEVER HAVE TO WAIT IN LINE. 927 00:48:42,487 --> 00:48:44,255 YOU BUY ANYTHING YOU WANT ANYTIME. 928 00:48:44,289 --> 00:48:46,691 YOUR HOUSE IS LIKE A HOTEL. 929 00:48:46,724 --> 00:48:48,393 YOU HAVE SO MANY PEOPLE WORKING FOR YOU, 930 00:48:48,426 --> 00:48:51,129 I'LL BET YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THEIR NAMES. 931 00:48:51,162 --> 00:48:53,364 - DO TOO. - NAME ONE. 932 00:48:53,398 --> 00:48:54,699 BOB. 933 00:48:54,732 --> 00:48:57,102 YOU JUST MADE THAT UP. 934 00:48:59,137 --> 00:49:02,073 WELL, STUBBY KNOWS EVERYBODY. THAT'S HIS JOB. 935 00:49:02,107 --> 00:49:03,508 SEE? THAT'S NOT NORMAL. 936 00:49:03,541 --> 00:49:06,244 YOUR BEST FRIEND IS YOUR DRIVER. 937 00:49:06,277 --> 00:49:08,179 YOUR PARENTS ARE ON YOUR PAYROLL. 938 00:49:08,213 --> 00:49:10,181 AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND-- I MEAN, REAL PEOPLE DATE SOMEONE 939 00:49:10,215 --> 00:49:11,983 BECAUSE THEY WANT TO BE WITH THEM. 940 00:49:12,017 --> 00:49:13,384 WHY ARE YOU WITH ALEXIS? 941 00:49:16,521 --> 00:49:19,257 THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING. 942 00:49:20,558 --> 00:49:22,527 WAIT WAIT WAIT. HOLD ON, HOLD ON. 943 00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:24,462 HOLD ON, WAIT. STOP. 944 00:49:24,495 --> 00:49:27,065 ARE YOU SAYING I'M NOT A REAL PERSON? BECAUSE I AM. 945 00:49:27,098 --> 00:49:29,367 I STAND CORRECTED. 946 00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:31,302 ALL RIGHT, WHAT IF I TOLD YOU 947 00:49:31,336 --> 00:49:33,404 SOMETHING ABOUT ME THAT NO ONE ELSE KNOWS? 948 00:49:33,438 --> 00:49:36,041 YOU COLLECT YOUR TOENAILS IN A PEANUT BUTTER JAR? 949 00:49:36,074 --> 00:49:38,309 - NO. - THEN WHAT? 950 00:49:38,343 --> 00:49:40,545 FROM THE FIRST DAY I MET YOU I JUST-- 951 00:49:40,578 --> 00:49:42,480 - WHOA. - CHRISTOPHER! 952 00:49:42,513 --> 00:49:45,016 ARGH! ( laughing ) 953 00:49:45,050 --> 00:49:47,485 ( screams ) 954 00:49:47,518 --> 00:49:49,754 - I CAN'T SWIM. - OH, NO. 955 00:49:52,790 --> 00:49:54,392 ( laughs ) 956 00:49:54,425 --> 00:49:56,494 GOTCHA. 957 00:49:56,527 --> 00:49:58,529 YOU'RE EVIL. YOU'RE SO EVIL. 958 00:50:16,481 --> 00:50:18,716 THIS IS NICE, ISN'T IT? 959 00:50:18,749 --> 00:50:20,618 OH, MAN. 960 00:50:20,651 --> 00:50:22,520 I WISH I COULD STAY HERE WHERE NO ONE CAN FIND ME. 961 00:50:22,553 --> 00:50:24,222 WHY? 962 00:50:24,255 --> 00:50:26,457 THEY ALL WANT SOMETHING FROM ME-- 963 00:50:26,491 --> 00:50:30,295 A PERFORMANCE, AN INTERVIEW, A PHOTOGRAPH. 964 00:50:30,328 --> 00:50:31,496 EVEN YOUR PARENTS? 965 00:50:31,529 --> 00:50:33,531 THAT'S COMPLICATED. 966 00:50:33,564 --> 00:50:35,533 SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE THEY ONLY CARE ABOUT 967 00:50:35,566 --> 00:50:37,568 THE BUSINESS OF CHRISTOPHER WILDE. 968 00:50:37,602 --> 00:50:39,704 - I'M SURE THAT'S NOT TRUE. - I DON'T KNOW. 969 00:50:39,737 --> 00:50:42,640 I FEEL LIKE ALL WE TALK ABOUT RIGHT NOW IS THIS MOVIE DEAL. 970 00:50:42,673 --> 00:50:44,809 THEY THINK IT'S MY NEXT BIG CAREER MOVE. 971 00:50:44,842 --> 00:50:47,212 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 972 00:50:47,245 --> 00:50:49,180 I THINK IF I GET THE OFFER, I HAVE TO TAKE IT. 973 00:50:49,214 --> 00:50:50,615 WHAT ABOUT YOUR TOUR? 974 00:50:50,648 --> 00:50:52,283 WHAT ABOUT IT? 975 00:50:52,317 --> 00:50:56,354 WELL, 30 COUNTRIES, 12 WEEKS, 976 00:50:56,387 --> 00:50:59,190 ONE MILLION SCREAMING FANS. 977 00:50:59,224 --> 00:51:02,360 I'M NOT AN EXPERT OR ANYTHING, BUT IT SEEMS LIKE A LOT-- 978 00:51:02,393 --> 00:51:04,595 THE TOUR AND THE MOVIE AT THE SAME TIME. 979 00:51:04,629 --> 00:51:07,198 I DON'T HAVE A CHOICE. 980 00:51:07,232 --> 00:51:09,634 EVERYONE HAS A CHOICE. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? 981 00:51:09,667 --> 00:51:13,238 WELL, I KNOW WHAT I DON'T WANT TO DO. 982 00:51:13,271 --> 00:51:15,440 I DON'T WANT TO DISAPPOINT ANYBODY, ESPECIALLY MY FANS. 983 00:51:15,473 --> 00:51:17,408 I WOULDN'T BE WHERE I AM WITHOUT THEM, 984 00:51:17,442 --> 00:51:19,477 SO I JUST NEVER SAY NO 985 00:51:19,510 --> 00:51:22,413 TO ANYTHING. 986 00:51:24,249 --> 00:51:27,152 - MAYBE I DON'T UNDERSTAND. - WHAT? 987 00:51:27,185 --> 00:51:30,755 YOUR LIFE. I MEAN, IT'S SO DIFFERENT FROM MINE. 988 00:51:30,788 --> 00:51:34,792 EVERYTHING YOU DO AND SAY IS SO BIG AND PUBLIC. 989 00:51:34,825 --> 00:51:38,396 NOT EVERYTHING. 990 00:51:38,429 --> 00:51:40,398 RIGHT NOW I'M HERE WITH YOU 991 00:51:40,431 --> 00:51:42,367 AND I FEEL LIKE I CAN JUST BE MYSELF, 992 00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:44,569 NOT CHRISTOPHER WILDE, 993 00:51:44,602 --> 00:51:47,372 NOT FAMOUS, 994 00:51:47,405 --> 00:51:49,674 JUST ME. 995 00:51:49,707 --> 00:51:51,542 HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? 996 00:51:51,576 --> 00:51:54,879 I LIKE IT A LOT. 997 00:51:54,912 --> 00:51:56,614 ME TOO. 998 00:51:58,616 --> 00:52:00,451 TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOU. 999 00:52:00,485 --> 00:52:02,320 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? 1000 00:52:02,353 --> 00:52:03,521 EVERYTHING. 1001 00:52:03,554 --> 00:52:04,855 THAT COULD TAKE A WHILE. 1002 00:52:04,889 --> 00:52:07,525 I LIVE A VERY EXCITING LIFE. 1003 00:52:11,462 --> 00:52:13,531 YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN. 1004 00:52:13,564 --> 00:52:15,333 DOING WHAT? 1005 00:52:15,366 --> 00:52:16,934 THAT THING WITH YOUR EYES. 1006 00:52:16,967 --> 00:52:20,471 YOU MEAN THIS? 1007 00:52:20,505 --> 00:52:23,408 OKAY, SO COMEDY-- NOT YOUR NEXT BIG CAREER MOVE. 1008 00:52:23,441 --> 00:52:25,210 WHAT? NO, I'M FUNNY. 1009 00:52:25,243 --> 00:52:26,477 FUNNY-LOOKING. 1010 00:52:26,511 --> 00:52:27,878 YOU LIKE ME. 1011 00:52:27,912 --> 00:52:30,448 YOU WISH. 1012 00:52:36,487 --> 00:52:38,155 WE SHOULD GO. 1013 00:52:43,661 --> 00:52:45,630 YEAH. 1014 00:52:45,663 --> 00:52:48,466 COME ON. 1015 00:52:54,672 --> 00:52:56,807 ( rap music playing ) 1016 00:53:02,780 --> 00:53:05,883 - STUBBY? - OH, WHOA. 1017 00:53:05,916 --> 00:53:07,552 SARA? 1018 00:53:07,585 --> 00:53:09,387 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1019 00:53:09,420 --> 00:53:12,423 OH, THAT'S NOT GOOD. 1020 00:53:14,359 --> 00:53:17,728 ( chuckles ) WE MADE IT. 1021 00:53:17,762 --> 00:53:20,631 YEAH. 1022 00:53:20,665 --> 00:53:23,234 LOOK, I HAD A REALLY GREAT TIME TODAY. 1023 00:53:23,268 --> 00:53:25,536 ME TOO. 1024 00:53:25,570 --> 00:53:28,573 YOU'RE SO DIFFERENT FROM ANY OTHER GIRL I'VE EVER KNOWN. 1025 00:53:28,606 --> 00:53:31,242 DIFFERENT WEIRD, DIFFERENT ANNOYING? 1026 00:53:31,276 --> 00:53:35,346 DIFFERENT SURPRISING, 1027 00:53:35,380 --> 00:53:37,482 IN THE BEST WAY. 1028 00:53:37,515 --> 00:53:40,251 I MEAN, YOU SAY THINGS TO ME 1029 00:53:40,285 --> 00:53:42,253 EVERYONE ELSE IS AFRAID TO SAY. 1030 00:53:42,287 --> 00:53:44,555 AND YOU MAKE ME 1031 00:53:44,589 --> 00:53:46,924 SEE THINGS ABOUT MYSELF THAT I CAN'T SEE. 1032 00:53:46,957 --> 00:53:49,260 YOU'RE PRETTY SURPRISING TOO. 1033 00:53:49,294 --> 00:53:51,396 REALLY? HOW? 1034 00:53:51,429 --> 00:53:53,564 WELL, FOR ONE THING, YOU'RE A TERRIBLE DRIVER, 1035 00:53:53,598 --> 00:53:55,766 WHICH IS STRANGE FOR A GUY WITH SIX CARS. 1036 00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:57,802 I'M WOUNDED. 1037 00:53:59,003 --> 00:54:02,540 DO YOU REALLY THINK I'M BOSSY? 1038 00:54:02,573 --> 00:54:03,608 NO. 1039 00:54:03,641 --> 00:54:05,743 I THINK YOU'RE AMAZING. 1040 00:54:07,044 --> 00:54:08,946 I THINK YOU'RE AMAZING TOO. 1041 00:54:15,586 --> 00:54:16,787 ( men laughing ) 1042 00:54:19,890 --> 00:54:22,527 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1043 00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:24,495 WHOO, THAT WAS CLOSE. 1044 00:54:26,831 --> 00:54:29,667 OKAY, BACK TO THE REAL WORLD. 1045 00:54:29,700 --> 00:54:31,802 YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT, RIGHT? 1046 00:54:31,836 --> 00:54:33,604 NO. 1047 00:54:33,638 --> 00:54:34,939 THIS ENDS HERE. 1048 00:54:34,972 --> 00:54:36,641 WHAT DOES? 1049 00:54:36,674 --> 00:54:38,776 THIS. US. 1050 00:54:38,809 --> 00:54:41,646 YOU CAN'T TELL ANYBODY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TODAY, NOT EVEN YOUR PARENTS. 1051 00:54:41,679 --> 00:54:44,449 WHY? THEY'RE NOT GONNA POST IT ON THEIR BLOG OR ANYTHING. 1052 00:54:44,482 --> 00:54:46,851 LOOK, IF WE GO DOWN THERE, IF WE GET PHOTOGRAPHED TOGETHER, 1053 00:54:46,884 --> 00:54:49,654 IT WILL GET CRAZY AND I WON'T GET THIS MOVIE DEAL. 1054 00:54:49,687 --> 00:54:51,722 WHY DOSE IT HAVE TO GET CRAZY? 1055 00:54:51,756 --> 00:54:54,692 BECAUSE I'M CHRISTOPHER WILDE AND YOU'RE JUST AN ORDINARY GIRL. 1056 00:54:56,727 --> 00:54:58,796 I HAVE TO GO NOW. 1057 00:54:58,829 --> 00:55:01,065 WAIT, JESS, JESS. WAIT WAIT, HOLD ON. 1058 00:55:01,098 --> 00:55:03,568 WHAT JUST HAPPENED? 1059 00:55:03,601 --> 00:55:06,604 YOU TELL ME. ONE SECOND I'M AMAZING 1060 00:55:06,637 --> 00:55:08,739 AND THE NEXT YOU'RE EMBARRASSED TO BE SEEN WITH ME? 1061 00:55:08,773 --> 00:55:11,676 - JESS, I'M NOT EMBARRASSED. - OH, REALLY? 1062 00:55:11,709 --> 00:55:14,512 IF I WAS ALEXIS BENDER, YOU'D RUSH RIGHT DOWN THERE 1063 00:55:14,545 --> 00:55:17,014 AND MAKE SURE SOMEBODY TOOK OUR PICTURE. 1064 00:55:17,047 --> 00:55:19,617 BUT, NO, I'M JUST AN ORDINARY GIRL. 1065 00:55:19,650 --> 00:55:21,986 THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT. LOOK, I-- 1066 00:55:22,019 --> 00:55:23,988 I MEANT YOU'RE NORMAL. AND I WANT YOU TO STAY THAT WAY. 1067 00:55:24,021 --> 00:55:25,690 RIGHT. 1068 00:55:25,723 --> 00:55:27,392 JUST LEAVE ME ALONE. 1069 00:55:27,425 --> 00:55:30,395 JESS, STOP, PLEASE. 1070 00:55:30,428 --> 00:55:32,930 WHAT? 1071 00:55:32,963 --> 00:55:34,999 THE PICTURES YOU TOOK 1072 00:55:35,032 --> 00:55:37,435 OF US-- 1073 00:55:37,468 --> 00:55:39,604 I SHOULD PROBABLY KEEP THEM. 1074 00:55:39,637 --> 00:55:41,839 YOU WANT MY CAMERA? 1075 00:55:41,872 --> 00:55:44,975 JUST IN CASE. 1076 00:55:45,009 --> 00:55:48,078 I WOULDN'T WANT THE PICTURES TO, YOU KNOW, GET OUT. 1077 00:55:48,112 --> 00:55:51,982 FINE. YOU WANT MY PICTURES? HERE. 1078 00:55:52,016 --> 00:55:54,452 THERE'S NOTHING I'D WANT TO REMEMBER ANYWAY. 1079 00:56:04,429 --> 00:56:07,131 I NEED CAB FARE TO GET HOME. 1080 00:56:12,603 --> 00:56:15,573 I'M GOING TO HOLLYWOOD, NOT HAWAII. 1081 00:56:15,606 --> 00:56:19,510 JUST KEEP IT. I STILL OWE YOU FOR MY STAY AT GARAGE DE LA GRANDMA. 1082 00:56:20,511 --> 00:56:22,580 JESS, WAIT. 1083 00:56:22,613 --> 00:56:24,782 I DON'T WANT TO SAY GOODBYE LIKE THIS. 1084 00:56:24,815 --> 00:56:26,951 OKAY, HOW ABOUT THIS? 1085 00:56:26,984 --> 00:56:29,153 HOW ABOUT WE BOTH FORGET THIS WHOLE DAY EVER HAPPENED? 1086 00:56:29,186 --> 00:56:32,957 YOU WON'T TALK ABOUT ME AND I PROMISE I WON'T TALK ABOUT YOU. 1087 00:56:32,990 --> 00:56:35,893 GO AHEAD AND JUDGE ME, BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE. 1088 00:56:35,926 --> 00:56:38,963 THE PAPARAZZI NEVER GO AWAY. ONCE THEY HAVE YOU IN THEIR SIGHTS, 1089 00:56:38,996 --> 00:56:41,165 THEY WON'T QUIT UNTIL THEY GET WHAT THEY WANT. 1090 00:56:41,198 --> 00:56:44,134 AND WHEN THEY FINALLY GET IT, THEY'LL TURN IT INTO SOMETHING UGLY. 1091 00:56:44,168 --> 00:56:46,437 THEY'LL RUIN EVERYTHING. 1092 00:56:46,471 --> 00:56:48,172 THEY DON'T HAVE TO. 1093 00:56:48,205 --> 00:56:50,174 YOU ALREADY DID. 1094 00:56:51,175 --> 00:56:54,479 * YEAH 1095 00:56:54,512 --> 00:56:57,848 * YEAH YEAH 1096 00:57:01,018 --> 00:57:03,921 * I'M NO SUPERMAN 1097 00:57:03,954 --> 00:57:06,524 * I CAN'T TAKE YOUR HAND * 1098 00:57:06,557 --> 00:57:08,926 * AND FLY YOU ANYWHERE 1099 00:57:08,959 --> 00:57:10,561 * YOU WANT TO GO 1100 00:57:10,595 --> 00:57:12,162 * YEAH 1101 00:57:12,196 --> 00:57:14,465 * I CAN'T READ YOUR MIND * 1102 00:57:14,499 --> 00:57:17,868 * LIKE A BILLBOARD SIGN 1103 00:57:17,902 --> 00:57:21,506 * AND TELL YOU EVERYTHING YOU WANT TO HEAR * 1104 00:57:21,539 --> 00:57:24,108 * BUT I'LL BE 1105 00:57:24,141 --> 00:57:27,578 * YOUR HERO 1106 00:57:27,612 --> 00:57:29,580 * 'CAUSE I 1107 00:57:29,614 --> 00:57:32,517 * I CAN BE EVERYTHING YOU NEED * 1108 00:57:32,550 --> 00:57:34,552 * IF YOU'RE THE ONE FOR ME * 1109 00:57:34,585 --> 00:57:38,255 * LIKE GRAVITY I'LL BE UNSTOPPABLE * 1110 00:57:38,288 --> 00:57:39,824 * I 1111 00:57:39,857 --> 00:57:42,493 * YEAH, I BELIEVE IN DESTINY * 1112 00:57:42,527 --> 00:57:45,162 * I MAY BE AN ORDINARY GUY * 1113 00:57:45,195 --> 00:57:48,098 * WITH HEART AND SOUL 1114 00:57:48,132 --> 00:57:51,669 * BUT IF YOU'RE THE ONE FOR ME * 1115 00:57:51,702 --> 00:57:53,638 * THEN I'LL BE A HERO 1116 00:57:53,671 --> 00:57:55,973 * COULD YOU BE THE ONE, COULD YOU BE THE ONE * 1117 00:57:56,006 --> 00:57:58,676 * COULD YOU BE THE ONE FOR ME? THEN I'LL BE A HERO * 1118 00:57:58,709 --> 00:58:01,178 * COULD YOU BE THE ONE, COULD YOU BE THE ONE * 1119 00:58:01,211 --> 00:58:04,582 * COULD YOU BE THE ONE FOR ME? THEN I'LL BE A HERO * 1120 00:58:04,615 --> 00:58:06,884 * SEARCHING HIGH AND LOW 1121 00:58:06,917 --> 00:58:09,086 * TRYING EVERY ROAD 1122 00:58:09,119 --> 00:58:11,889 * BUT IF I SEE YOUR FACE * 1123 00:58:11,922 --> 00:58:14,859 * HOW WILL I KNOW, YEAH 1124 00:58:14,892 --> 00:58:17,528 * I'LL PUT MY TRUST IN FATE * 1125 00:58:17,562 --> 00:58:19,897 * THAT YOU WILL COME MY WAY * 1126 00:58:19,930 --> 00:58:23,267 * AND IF IT'S RIGHT, IT'S UNDENIABLE * 1127 00:58:23,300 --> 00:58:24,535 * YEAH 1128 00:58:24,569 --> 00:58:29,206 * I'LL BE YOUR HERO 1129 00:58:29,239 --> 00:58:31,676 * I 1130 00:58:31,709 --> 00:58:34,011 * I CAN BE EVERYTHING YOU NEED * 1131 00:58:34,044 --> 00:58:36,013 * IF YOU'RE THE ONE FOR ME * 1132 00:58:36,046 --> 00:58:39,817 * LIKE GRAVITY I'LL BE UNSTOPPABLE * 1133 00:58:39,850 --> 00:58:41,919 * I 1134 00:58:41,952 --> 00:58:44,555 YEAH, I BELIEVE IN DESTINY 1135 00:58:44,589 --> 00:58:47,057 * I MAY BE AN ORDINARY GUY * 1136 00:58:47,091 --> 00:58:50,194 * WITH HEART AND SOUL 1137 00:58:50,227 --> 00:58:53,864 * BUT IF YOU'RE THE ONE FOR ME * 1138 00:58:53,898 --> 00:58:55,633 * THEN I'LL BE A HERO * 1139 00:58:55,666 --> 00:58:57,835 * COULD YOU BE THE ONE, COULD YOU BE THE ONE * 1140 00:58:57,868 --> 00:59:00,771 * COULD YOU BE THE ONE FOR ME? I'LL BE A HERO * 1141 00:59:00,805 --> 00:59:03,073 * COULD YOU BE THE ONE, COULD YOU BE THE ONE * 1142 00:59:03,107 --> 00:59:06,644 * COULD YOU BE THE ONE FOR ME? I'LL BE A HERO * 1143 00:59:06,677 --> 00:59:08,946 * SO INCREDIBLE 1144 00:59:08,979 --> 00:59:11,616 * SOME KIND OF MIRACLE 1145 00:59:11,649 --> 00:59:13,618 * WHEN IT'S MEANT TO BE 1146 00:59:13,651 --> 00:59:15,620 * I'LL BECOME 1147 00:59:15,653 --> 00:59:17,655 * A HERO, OH 1148 00:59:17,688 --> 00:59:20,925 * SO I WAIT WAIT WAIT * 1149 00:59:20,958 --> 00:59:25,129 * WAIT FOR YOU 1150 00:59:25,162 --> 00:59:28,065 * YEAH, I'LL BE A HERO 1151 00:59:31,401 --> 00:59:33,270 * I 1152 00:59:33,303 --> 00:59:36,040 * I COULD BE EVERYTHING YOU NEED * 1153 00:59:36,073 --> 00:59:38,075 * IF YOU'RE THE ONE FOR ME * 1154 00:59:38,108 --> 00:59:41,278 * LIKE GRAVITY I'LL BE UNSTOPPABLE * 1155 00:59:41,311 --> 00:59:43,848 * I 1156 00:59:43,881 --> 00:59:46,617 * YEAH, I BELIEVE IN DESTINY * 1157 00:59:46,651 --> 00:59:48,986 * I MAY BE AN ORDINARY GUY * 1158 00:59:49,019 --> 00:59:52,222 * WITH HEART AND SOUL 1159 00:59:52,256 --> 00:59:56,093 * BUT IF YOU'RE THE ONE FOR ME * 1160 00:59:56,126 --> 00:59:57,962 * THEN I'LL BE A HERO 1161 00:59:57,995 --> 01:00:00,030 * COULD YOU BE THE ONE, COULD YOU BE THE ONE * 1162 01:00:00,064 --> 01:00:02,366 * COULD YOU BE THE ONE FOR ME? THEN I'LL BE A HERO * 1163 01:00:02,399 --> 01:00:05,202 * COULD YOU BE THE ONE, COULD YOU BE THE ONE * 1164 01:00:05,235 --> 01:00:08,806 * COULD YOU BE THE ONE FOR ME? THEN I'LL BE A HERO. * 1165 01:00:08,839 --> 01:00:11,842 Man: THAT WAS GREAT, CHRIS. TAKE FIVE. 1166 01:00:11,876 --> 01:00:13,678 THANKS, GUYS. THAT WAS GREAT. 1167 01:00:13,711 --> 01:00:16,313 - LET'S TAKE A BREAK. - ALL RIGHT, MAN. 1168 01:00:18,716 --> 01:00:21,652 Stubby: GOOD JOB, GUYS. 1169 01:00:33,698 --> 01:00:36,300 YO, YOU OKAY? 1170 01:00:36,333 --> 01:00:38,302 YEAH. 1171 01:00:38,335 --> 01:00:40,938 I JUST CAN'T GET HER OUT OF MY MIND. 1172 01:00:40,971 --> 01:00:43,173 YEAH, ME NEITHER. 1173 01:00:43,207 --> 01:00:45,275 SHE CACKED ALL OVER MY SHOES. 1174 01:00:47,745 --> 01:00:50,414 SHE'S REAL, YOU KNOW? 1175 01:00:50,447 --> 01:00:52,382 SHE'S ANNOYINGLY HONEST. 1176 01:00:52,416 --> 01:00:54,251 SHE'S SMART. SHE'S COOL. 1177 01:00:54,284 --> 01:00:56,320 SHE'S FUNNY. SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. 1178 01:00:56,353 --> 01:01:00,024 AHEM. HELLO, BOYS. 1179 01:01:00,057 --> 01:01:02,860 TALKING ABOUT ME? 1180 01:01:02,893 --> 01:01:05,162 DUDE. 1181 01:01:07,464 --> 01:01:09,299 LOOK, ALEXIS, I CAN EXPLAIN-- 1182 01:01:09,333 --> 01:01:11,368 I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHO SHE IS. 1183 01:01:11,401 --> 01:01:14,038 IS SHE AN ACTRESS? IS SHE MORE FAMOUS THAN ME? 1184 01:01:14,071 --> 01:01:17,241 NO, SHE'S NOT AN ACTRESS. SHE'S NOT FAMOUS AT ALL. 1185 01:01:17,274 --> 01:01:21,045 - THEN I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WOULD PICK HER. - ( phone ringing ) 1186 01:01:21,078 --> 01:01:23,313 I DIDN'T PICK HER. IT JUST HAPPENED. 1187 01:01:23,347 --> 01:01:27,017 SILLY, THAT KIND OF STUFF ONLY HAPPENS IN THE MOVIES. 1188 01:01:27,051 --> 01:01:29,720 THIS IS THE REAL WORLD. 1189 01:01:29,754 --> 01:01:33,123 OH, I HAVE A DATE WITH ZACH. 1190 01:01:33,157 --> 01:01:34,925 I HAVE TO GO. 1191 01:01:34,959 --> 01:01:37,728 WAIT, ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME? 1192 01:01:37,762 --> 01:01:39,029 UH-HUH. 1193 01:01:39,063 --> 01:01:41,098 OKAY. 1194 01:01:41,131 --> 01:01:43,000 FRIENDS? 1195 01:01:43,033 --> 01:01:44,434 SURE. 1196 01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:05,389 BYE, GRANDMA. I LOVE YOU. 1197 01:02:05,422 --> 01:02:08,025 GOODBYE, SARA. LOVE YOU MORE. 1198 01:02:08,058 --> 01:02:10,427 YOU'RE SURE YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY, MOM? 1199 01:02:10,460 --> 01:02:12,797 YES, BARBARA. AND YOU MUSTN'T BELIEVE 1200 01:02:12,830 --> 01:02:14,264 WHAT YOU READ ABOUT OLD FOLKS. 1201 01:02:14,298 --> 01:02:16,834 HOWARD AND I ARE GOING TO BE JUST FINE. 1202 01:02:16,867 --> 01:02:20,905 I CAN SEE THAT. LOVE YOU. 1203 01:02:20,938 --> 01:02:23,874 LOVE YOU. LOVE YOU. 1204 01:02:23,908 --> 01:02:27,812 HOW ABOUT YOU, JESSIE? ARE YOU GONNA BE ALL RIGHT? 1205 01:02:29,379 --> 01:02:33,283 OH, SWEETHEART. I KNOW IT HURTS RIGHT NOW, 1206 01:02:33,317 --> 01:02:37,087 BUT THINGS ARE NOT ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM IN THE MOMENT. 1207 01:02:37,121 --> 01:02:39,556 GIVEN SOME TIME, 1208 01:02:39,589 --> 01:02:42,292 LIFE HAS A WAY OF WORKING ITSELF OUT FOR THE BETTER. 1209 01:02:42,326 --> 01:02:44,862 - REALLY, GRANDMA? - YUP. 1210 01:02:44,895 --> 01:02:47,364 I MEAN, LOOK AT ME. 1211 01:02:47,397 --> 01:02:50,467 I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET RID OF THAT UGLY OLD CAR SINCE YOUR GRANDPA DIED. 1212 01:02:50,500 --> 01:02:52,369 OH, HONEY. 1213 01:02:52,402 --> 01:02:55,539 - I LOVE YOU, GRANDMA. - I LOVE YOU, SWEETHEART. 1214 01:02:59,509 --> 01:03:01,545 - BYE, HOWARD. - TAKE CARE, SWEETHEART. 1215 01:03:01,578 --> 01:03:03,547 YOU TOO. 1216 01:03:03,580 --> 01:03:06,250 - BYE-BYE. - BYE. 1217 01:03:10,420 --> 01:03:12,289 BYE, EVERYBODY. 1218 01:03:16,093 --> 01:03:19,263 JESSICA OLSON-- 1219 01:03:19,296 --> 01:03:22,499 SUCH A NICE NAME FOR A NICE GIRL. 1220 01:03:22,532 --> 01:03:24,935 - WHERE DID YOU GET THAT? - WHERE DO YOU THINK I GOT IT, CHRISTOPHER? 1221 01:03:24,969 --> 01:03:27,905 LIBBY LAM HAD A WHOLE FLEET OF PHOTOGRAPHERS 1222 01:03:27,938 --> 01:03:29,173 ON YOU FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS. 1223 01:03:29,206 --> 01:03:31,976 I KNOW. BUT I WAS SO CAREFUL. 1224 01:03:32,009 --> 01:03:36,013 THIS IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF THING I WAS AFRAID OF WITH YOU, KID. 1225 01:03:36,046 --> 01:03:38,315 YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY NOT SERIOUS ABOUT DOING THIS MOVIE. 1226 01:03:38,348 --> 01:03:40,084 MAYBE YOU'RE JUST TOO YOUNG. 1227 01:03:40,117 --> 01:03:42,019 NO, SIR. 1228 01:03:42,052 --> 01:03:43,420 LOOK, I MADE A MISTAKE. 1229 01:03:43,453 --> 01:03:45,422 COME ON, ALAN. 1230 01:03:45,455 --> 01:03:47,624 GIVE US A CHANCE TO FIX THIS. 1231 01:03:47,657 --> 01:03:50,260 ( sighs ) 1232 01:03:50,294 --> 01:03:52,496 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 1233 01:03:52,529 --> 01:03:55,165 MAKE THE STORY GO AWAY. 1234 01:03:55,199 --> 01:03:58,335 - Daniel: HOW DO WE DO THAT? - YOU CALL LIBBY LAM. 1235 01:03:58,368 --> 01:04:01,371 YOU OFFER HER AN EXCLUSIVE, SAY YOU DON'T KNOW THIS GIRL. 1236 01:04:01,405 --> 01:04:04,441 YOU SAY SHE'S JUST SOME FAN WHO WAS FOLLOWING YOU AROUND ALL DAY. 1237 01:04:04,474 --> 01:04:06,576 YOU WANT ME TO LIE? 1238 01:04:06,610 --> 01:04:08,378 CHRISTOPHER, 1239 01:04:08,412 --> 01:04:11,415 THIS IS THE TABLOID PRESS, DUDE, NOT THE SUPREME COURT. 1240 01:04:11,448 --> 01:04:15,352 SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY BECAUSE, I PROMISE YOU, 1241 01:04:15,385 --> 01:04:18,488 EITHER THIS GIRL GOES AWAY OR THE MOVIE DOES. 1242 01:04:18,522 --> 01:04:20,557 OKAY? 1243 01:04:23,627 --> 01:04:26,163 GOODBYE. 1244 01:04:29,166 --> 01:04:32,236 Libby Lam: WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THIS GIRL-- 1245 01:04:32,269 --> 01:04:35,105 JESSICA OLSON. 1246 01:04:35,139 --> 01:04:38,175 YEAH, SHE LOOKS KIND OF FAMILIAR. 1247 01:04:38,208 --> 01:04:40,610 COME ON, CHRISTOPHER. WE KNOW YOU WERE AT THE BEACH WITH HER. 1248 01:04:40,644 --> 01:04:43,680 LOOK, LOTS OF FANS COME TO MALIBU TO WATCH ME SURF. 1249 01:04:43,713 --> 01:04:47,251 I TRY TO SAY HI TO EVERYBODY THAT COMES UP TO ME. 1250 01:04:47,284 --> 01:04:51,288 MAYBE I SIGNED AN AUTOGRAPH FOR HER OR SOMETHING. 1251 01:04:51,321 --> 01:04:53,523 Dean: EXCUSE US. IT'S OKAY. 1252 01:04:53,557 --> 01:04:56,226 Libby Lam: ACCORDING TO OUR SOURCES, SHE CAME ALL THE WAY 1253 01:04:56,260 --> 01:04:58,395 FROM KALAMAZOO, MICHIGAN, JUST TO SEE YOU. 1254 01:04:58,428 --> 01:05:00,497 WOW, REALLY? 1255 01:05:00,530 --> 01:05:03,133 I'M SORRY I DIDN'T GET THE CHANCE TO MEET HER. 1256 01:05:06,503 --> 01:05:08,605 YOU HAVE TO TALK TO US, JESS. 1257 01:05:08,638 --> 01:05:11,308 WHAT HAPPENED OUT THERE IN CALIFORNIA? 1258 01:05:11,341 --> 01:05:13,177 NOTHING BAD, I PROMISE. 1259 01:05:13,210 --> 01:05:15,079 I CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT. 1260 01:05:15,112 --> 01:05:17,614 PLEASE JUST TRUST ME. 1261 01:05:17,647 --> 01:05:21,518 CHRISTOPHER WILDE'S TALKING ABOUT YOU ON "STARSTRUCK." 1262 01:05:23,487 --> 01:05:26,623 So you're saying that you don't know this girl. 1263 01:05:26,656 --> 01:05:30,294 Yeah. I mean, I don't know what she's saying about me, 1264 01:05:30,327 --> 01:05:32,496 but I don't know anybody named Jessica Olson. 1265 01:05:32,529 --> 01:05:34,965 Sorry, Libby. 1266 01:05:34,999 --> 01:05:37,001 There's nothing more to tell. 1267 01:05:37,034 --> 01:05:39,970 Okay. You heard it here first. 1268 01:05:40,004 --> 01:05:42,639 I'm Libby Lam. This is "Starstruck News." 1269 01:05:47,544 --> 01:05:50,147 I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE STILL OUT THERE. 1270 01:05:50,180 --> 01:05:52,349 WHY DON'T THEY JUST DO HOME? 1271 01:05:52,382 --> 01:05:55,519 BECAUSE THEY HAVEN'T GOT WHAT THEY CAME FOR YET. 1272 01:05:55,552 --> 01:05:58,522 YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD JUST GO TALK TO THEM. 1273 01:05:58,555 --> 01:06:01,358 I MEAN, YOU'RE ALREADY ALL OVER THE INTERNET. 1274 01:06:01,391 --> 01:06:02,692 I AM? 1275 01:06:02,726 --> 01:06:04,061 YEAH. 1276 01:06:04,094 --> 01:06:05,629 THERE'S LIKE A WHOLE WEB SITE 1277 01:06:05,662 --> 01:06:08,465 DEVOTED TO WHAT PEOPLE THINK ABOUT "CHRISSICA." 1278 01:06:08,498 --> 01:06:09,466 CHRISSICA? 1279 01:06:09,499 --> 01:06:13,637 MM-HMM. 1280 01:06:13,670 --> 01:06:14,771 ( keyboarding ) 1281 01:06:14,804 --> 01:06:16,340 WOW. 1282 01:06:16,373 --> 01:06:20,110 YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T READ ANY OF THESE. 1283 01:06:20,144 --> 01:06:23,047 OH, HEY, WAIT. HERE'S A GOOD ONE. MM-HMM. 1284 01:06:23,080 --> 01:06:27,117 "THAT JESSICA OLSON CHICK IS A REAL NUT, DUDE. 1285 01:06:27,151 --> 01:06:28,452 "SHE JUST WANTS TO BE FAMOUS. 1286 01:06:28,485 --> 01:06:31,521 SHE SHOULD GET A LIFE BECAUSE SHE--" 1287 01:06:45,835 --> 01:06:47,737 GUYS, STOP. JUST STOP. 1288 01:06:49,506 --> 01:06:51,441 MAYBE IT'S THE PHRASING OR THE TEMPO. 1289 01:06:51,475 --> 01:06:53,477 SOMETHING'S... SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT. 1290 01:06:57,114 --> 01:06:58,748 YO, WHAT'S UP WITH YOU, MAN? 1291 01:06:58,782 --> 01:07:00,350 I DON'T KNOW. 1292 01:07:00,384 --> 01:07:01,651 YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I THINK? 1293 01:07:01,685 --> 01:07:03,620 SURE YOU DO. 1294 01:07:03,653 --> 01:07:05,555 I THINK YOU'RE STILL TORN UP ABOUT JESSICA. 1295 01:07:05,589 --> 01:07:08,158 NO. NO, I'M GOOD. I'M OVER HER. 1296 01:07:16,566 --> 01:07:19,703 * ALL MY LIFE, PEOPLE SAID WHO I MEET IS WHO I AM * 1297 01:07:19,736 --> 01:07:21,271 * THEY DON'T WANT TO KNOW 1298 01:07:21,305 --> 01:07:22,806 * THEY DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND * 1299 01:07:22,839 --> 01:07:24,508 * TOO MANY PEOPLE 1300 01:07:24,541 --> 01:07:26,210 * TRYIN' TO TELL ME TO BE PRACTICAL * 1301 01:07:26,243 --> 01:07:29,179 * ONLY THINK THAT I AM ONE-DIMENSIONAL * 1302 01:07:29,213 --> 01:07:30,614 * BUT I CAN FEEL IT 1303 01:07:30,647 --> 01:07:32,482 * THERE'S A FIRE RAGING UNDERNEATH * 1304 01:07:32,516 --> 01:07:35,519 * BURNING THROUGH THE PAGES, HERE I AM, COMING CLEAN * 1305 01:07:35,552 --> 01:07:38,388 * I'M SICK OF LYING TO MYSELF, GOT TO LIVE IT TRUE * 1306 01:07:38,422 --> 01:07:41,858 * NOW I GOT TO DO WHAT I GOT TO DO * 1307 01:07:41,891 --> 01:07:45,129 * THIS IS WHERE I SHOULD BE 1308 01:07:45,162 --> 01:07:48,298 * THERE AIN'T NO OTHER PLACE, YEAH * 1309 01:07:48,332 --> 01:07:51,535 * WHERE MY SOUL REALLY SPEAKS * 1310 01:07:51,568 --> 01:07:55,372 * THERE AIN'T NO OTHER WAY I CAN FEEL IT SAVE ME * 1311 01:07:55,405 --> 01:07:56,873 * MOVE ME, SHAME ME 1312 01:07:56,906 --> 01:08:00,644 * GOT TO GO WHERE THE MUSIC TAKES ME * 1313 01:08:00,677 --> 01:08:04,448 * LET IT SET ME FREE 1314 01:08:04,481 --> 01:08:07,451 * YOU GOT TO BELIEVE 1315 01:08:12,722 --> 01:08:15,559 * IS IT A CRIME TO JUST BE WHO I WANT TO BE? * 1316 01:08:15,592 --> 01:08:18,795 * I NEED SOME SPACE SO THAT I CAN CHASE ALL MY DREAMS * 1317 01:08:18,828 --> 01:08:21,698 * 'CAUSE WHEN I HIT THE STAGE, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE * 1318 01:08:21,731 --> 01:08:24,768 * I GET LOST IN THE SONG, AND THAT IS MAGICAL * 1319 01:08:24,801 --> 01:08:26,703 * SO CRANK IT UP, FEEL THE RUSH * 1320 01:08:26,736 --> 01:08:28,338 * AND JUST TURN ME LOOSE 1321 01:08:28,372 --> 01:08:29,773 * I WANT TO FEEL THE INSPIRATION * 1322 01:08:29,806 --> 01:08:31,241 * THAT IS COMING THROUGH 1323 01:08:31,275 --> 01:08:32,609 * AND THERE'S NO OTHER PLACE 1324 01:08:32,642 --> 01:08:34,544 * WHERE I FEEL SO ALIVE 1325 01:08:34,578 --> 01:08:36,213 * IS WHEN I START TO SING 1326 01:08:36,246 --> 01:08:37,547 * YOU JUST CAN'T DENY 1327 01:08:37,581 --> 01:08:41,185 * THIS IS WHERE I SHOULD BE 1328 01:08:41,218 --> 01:08:43,853 * THERE AIN'T NO OTHER PLACE, YEAH * 1329 01:08:43,887 --> 01:08:47,457 * WHERE MY SOUL REALLY SPEAKS * 1330 01:08:47,491 --> 01:08:51,195 * THERE AIN'T NO OTHER WAY I CAN FEEL IT SAVE ME * 1331 01:08:51,228 --> 01:08:52,762 * MOVE ME, SHAME ME 1332 01:08:52,796 --> 01:08:56,466 * GOT TO GO WHERE THE MUSIC TAKES ME * 1333 01:08:56,500 --> 01:09:00,304 * LET IT SET ME FREE 1334 01:09:00,337 --> 01:09:03,207 * YOU GOT TO BELIEVE 1335 01:09:03,240 --> 01:09:06,343 * WHEN EVERYBODY'S GONE 1336 01:09:06,376 --> 01:09:09,379 * AND I'M HERE ALL ALONE 1337 01:09:09,413 --> 01:09:11,915 * I DON'T GOT TO HIDE * I DON'T GOT TO CRY 1338 01:09:11,948 --> 01:09:18,922 * YOU GOT TO UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS WHO I AM * 1339 01:09:18,955 --> 01:09:21,691 * AND IT'S WHERE I SHINE 1340 01:09:21,725 --> 01:09:25,729 * AND IT'S WHERE I SHINE 1341 01:09:25,762 --> 01:09:30,667 * I KNOW THIS IS WHERE I SHOULD BE * 1342 01:09:30,700 --> 01:09:33,703 * THERE AIN'T NO OTHER PLACE, YEAH * 1343 01:09:33,737 --> 01:09:36,806 * WHERE MY SOUL REALLY SPEAKS * 1344 01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:40,744 * THERE AIN'T NO OTHER WAY I CAN FEEL IT SAVE ME * 1345 01:09:40,777 --> 01:09:42,479 * MOVE ME, SHAME ME 1346 01:09:42,512 --> 01:09:45,982 * GOT TO GO WHERE THE MUSIC TAKES ME * 1347 01:09:46,015 --> 01:09:49,786 * LET IT SET ME FREE 1348 01:09:49,819 --> 01:09:52,422 * YOU GOT TO BELIEVE 1349 01:09:52,456 --> 01:09:55,559 * THIS IS WHERE I SHOULD BE 1350 01:09:55,592 --> 01:09:58,562 * THERE AIN'T NO OTHER PLACE, YEAH * 1351 01:09:58,595 --> 01:10:01,798 * WHERE MY SOUL REALLY SPEAKS * 1352 01:10:01,831 --> 01:10:05,469 * THERE AIN'T NO OTHER WAY I CAN FEEL IT * 1353 01:10:05,502 --> 01:10:07,437 * MOVE ME 1354 01:10:07,471 --> 01:10:10,907 * GOT TO GO WHERE THE MUSIC TAKES ME * 1355 01:10:10,940 --> 01:10:13,977 * LET IT SET ME FREE 1356 01:10:14,010 --> 01:10:17,013 * LET IT SET ME FREE 1357 01:10:17,046 --> 01:10:20,684 * LET IT SET ME FREE 1358 01:10:20,717 --> 01:10:24,254 * YOU GOT TO BELIEVE 1359 01:10:30,694 --> 01:10:31,895 ( applause ) 1360 01:10:34,464 --> 01:10:37,434 YOU ARE DEFINITELY NOT OVER HER. 1361 01:10:43,973 --> 01:10:47,477 ( sighs ) OKAY, THEY NEED TO GO NOW. 1362 01:10:47,511 --> 01:10:50,380 I THOUGHT YOU LIKED BEING ON TV. 1363 01:10:50,414 --> 01:10:53,283 YEAH, BUT I NEED TO BUY A DRESS FOR THE DANCE AND THEY'RE BLOCKING MY CAR. 1364 01:10:53,317 --> 01:10:55,985 CHRISTOPHER SAID THIS WOULD HAPPEN. 1365 01:10:56,019 --> 01:10:58,021 HE SAID IT WOULD GET CRAZY. 1366 01:10:59,923 --> 01:11:01,991 CELEBRITIES MIGHT HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THIS, 1367 01:11:02,025 --> 01:11:03,793 BUT I DON'T. 1368 01:11:04,994 --> 01:11:07,564 JESSICA, JESSICA, 1369 01:11:07,597 --> 01:11:09,666 TELL US ABOUT YOUR WEEKEND WITH CHRISTOPHER WILDE. 1370 01:11:09,699 --> 01:11:11,301 WE ONLY WANT THE TRUTH. 1371 01:11:11,335 --> 01:11:13,069 YOU DON'T WANT THE TRUTH. 1372 01:11:13,102 --> 01:11:14,938 YOU WANT A STORY. 1373 01:11:14,971 --> 01:11:16,973 YOU TAKE A GOOD, NORMAL PERSON 1374 01:11:17,006 --> 01:11:20,644 AND TURN HIM INTO YOUR OWN LITTLE REALITY SHOW. 1375 01:11:20,677 --> 01:11:22,912 YOU BUILD HIM UP INTO A BIG CELEBRITY 1376 01:11:22,946 --> 01:11:26,015 JUST SO YOU CAN TEAR HIM DOWN IN PUBLIC, 1377 01:11:26,049 --> 01:11:28,818 JUST SO YOU CAN SELL MAGAZINES AND TV SHOWS. 1378 01:11:28,852 --> 01:11:32,322 THAT'S REALLY SICK. 1379 01:11:32,356 --> 01:11:34,658 AND CHRISTOPHER WILDE IS JUST ONE EXAMPLE. 1380 01:11:34,691 --> 01:11:37,361 HE'S TALENTED AND SUCCESSFUL. 1381 01:11:37,394 --> 01:11:40,997 HE HAS ALL THE STUFF LOTS OF KIDS DREAM OF HAVING. 1382 01:11:41,030 --> 01:11:43,600 BUT THANKS TO YOU, HE'S HAD TO GIVE UP 1383 01:11:43,633 --> 01:11:45,502 SOME OF THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE-- 1384 01:11:45,535 --> 01:11:47,070 FREEDOM, 1385 01:11:47,103 --> 01:11:50,574 PRIVACY, 1386 01:11:50,607 --> 01:11:53,843 HONESTY. 1387 01:11:53,877 --> 01:11:57,013 SO CONGRATULATIONS. YOU'VE CREATED A CELEBRITY 1388 01:11:57,046 --> 01:12:00,617 BUT YOU HAVE WRECKED THE HUMAN BEING INSIDE. 1389 01:12:00,650 --> 01:12:03,319 YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES. 1390 01:12:04,153 --> 01:12:06,423 DID YOU GET THAT? 1391 01:12:06,456 --> 01:12:08,725 JESSICA, JESSICA, JUST ONE MORE QUESTION. 1392 01:12:08,758 --> 01:12:12,796 IN YOUR OPINION, WHO IS CHRISTOPHER WILDE REALLY? 1393 01:12:15,031 --> 01:12:18,702 WHO IS HE? 1394 01:12:18,735 --> 01:12:20,904 I DON'T KNOW. 1395 01:12:20,937 --> 01:12:24,874 THE CHRISTOPHER WILDE YOU'RE ALL SO OBSESSED WITH-- 1396 01:12:26,910 --> 01:12:30,914 I promise you, I've never met him 1397 01:12:30,947 --> 01:12:33,617 and I wouldn't want to. 1398 01:12:35,885 --> 01:12:38,688 DIDN'T YOU SAY YOU LIKED HER BECAUSE SHE WAS SO HONEST? 1399 01:12:38,722 --> 01:12:40,457 YEAH. 1400 01:12:40,490 --> 01:12:42,692 WOW. 1401 01:12:42,726 --> 01:12:45,695 CONGRATULATIONS, CHRIS. YOU DID IT. 1402 01:12:45,729 --> 01:12:48,998 - YOU GOT HER TO LIE FOR YOU. - I DIDN'T HAVE A CHOICE, OKAY? 1403 01:12:49,032 --> 01:12:51,100 OH. 1404 01:12:51,134 --> 01:12:52,936 ALL RIGHT. 1405 01:12:52,969 --> 01:12:55,605 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? - TO FIND MY BEST FRIEND, 1406 01:12:55,639 --> 01:12:57,541 'CAUSE HE'S NOT THE GUY SITTING HERE NOW. 1407 01:12:57,574 --> 01:12:59,543 DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1408 01:12:59,576 --> 01:13:01,177 "I DIDN'T HAVE A CHOICE." 1409 01:13:01,210 --> 01:13:04,047 LATELY THAT'S BEEN YOUR ANSWER TO EVERYTHING, MAN. 1410 01:13:05,048 --> 01:13:06,950 REALLY? 1411 01:13:06,983 --> 01:13:08,552 YEAH. 1412 01:13:08,585 --> 01:13:12,021 YOUR LIFE-- YOUR CHOICE, MAN. 1413 01:13:12,055 --> 01:13:14,658 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 1414 01:13:19,563 --> 01:13:21,798 ( thunder crashing ) 1415 01:13:25,802 --> 01:13:28,037 - Man: CUT! - ( bell rings ) 1416 01:13:29,072 --> 01:13:31,040 GUYS, YOU NAILED IT. 1417 01:13:31,074 --> 01:13:34,043 PERFECT, GUYS. THAT WAS THE ONE. 1418 01:13:34,077 --> 01:13:35,945 THAT WAS PERFECT. LET'S GO ONE MORE TIME. 1419 01:13:35,979 --> 01:13:38,982 SIR, A GREAT TAKE. 1420 01:13:39,015 --> 01:13:41,518 CHRISTOPHER! 1421 01:13:41,551 --> 01:13:42,986 BUDDY, GREAT NEWS-- 1422 01:13:43,019 --> 01:13:44,921 YOU'RE IN. REHEARSALS START ON MONDAY. 1423 01:13:44,954 --> 01:13:47,090 ACTUALLY, I'M NOT AVAILABLE. 1424 01:13:47,123 --> 01:13:49,125 NOT A PROBLEM. WE'LL CHANGE THE DATE. 1425 01:13:49,158 --> 01:13:51,695 NO, I CAME TO SAY THANKS FOR THE OFFER, 1426 01:13:51,728 --> 01:13:55,565 BUT IF I HAVE TO LIE TO GET INTO YOUR LITTLE CLUB, I THINK I'LL PASS. 1427 01:14:01,037 --> 01:14:02,772 WOW. 1428 01:14:02,806 --> 01:14:07,076 THE KID'S GOT EDGE, FIRE. I LIKE THAT. 1429 01:14:07,110 --> 01:14:09,145 - ( bell rings ) - AND CUE THE RAIN. 1430 01:14:23,660 --> 01:14:25,962 HE HAS TWO WEEKS BETWEEN OSLO AND LONDON. 1431 01:14:25,995 --> 01:14:27,964 WE COULD MAKE HIM AVAILABLE FOR THE MOVIE THEN. 1432 01:14:27,997 --> 01:14:31,835 THAT'S TIGHT. HE NEEDS SOME DOWN TIME. 1433 01:14:31,868 --> 01:14:34,237 OKAY. OOH OOH, ALL RIGHT. 1434 01:14:34,270 --> 01:14:36,906 HOW ABOUT AFTER TOKYO BUT BEFORE MELBOURNE? 1435 01:14:36,940 --> 01:14:38,675 WHAT'S GOING ON? 1436 01:14:38,708 --> 01:14:40,109 - HI, HONEY. - HEY. 1437 01:14:40,143 --> 01:14:43,146 WE'RE WORKING THE MOVIE INTO YOUR TOUR SCHEDULE. 1438 01:14:45,014 --> 01:14:47,083 OH. 1439 01:14:47,116 --> 01:14:50,286 I DON'T WANT TO DO THE MOVIE ANYMORE. 1440 01:14:50,319 --> 01:14:53,222 SWEETIE, DON'T BE SILLY. OF COURSE YOU DO. 1441 01:14:53,256 --> 01:14:54,958 WE'RE ABOUT TO MAKE THE DEAL, BUD. 1442 01:14:54,991 --> 01:14:57,694 WELL, IT'S TOO LATE. I'VE ALREADY PASSED. 1443 01:14:59,696 --> 01:15:02,131 HONEY, THAT'S NOT YOUR DECISION. 1444 01:15:02,165 --> 01:15:04,300 YES, IT IS. 1445 01:15:04,333 --> 01:15:06,102 I'M 17 YEARS OLD. 1446 01:15:06,135 --> 01:15:07,871 I JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN AND MAKE MUSIC. 1447 01:15:07,904 --> 01:15:09,873 OKAY OKAY. 1448 01:15:09,906 --> 01:15:12,275 HEY, NO WORRIES. WE'LL HANDLE IT. 1449 01:15:12,308 --> 01:15:14,043 NO. 1450 01:15:14,077 --> 01:15:16,946 NO, IT'S TIME THAT I START MANAGING MY OWN LIFE. 1451 01:15:16,980 --> 01:15:18,715 SO... 1452 01:15:20,183 --> 01:15:22,251 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE FIRED. 1453 01:15:24,888 --> 01:15:28,592 I'D REALLY LIKE YOU TO JUST BE MY PARENTS FROM NOW ON. 1454 01:15:44,073 --> 01:15:47,343 OKAY, COME HERE. 1455 01:15:47,376 --> 01:15:48,978 TURN. 1456 01:15:51,047 --> 01:15:54,851 IT'S JUST NOT GIRLIE ENOUGH. 1457 01:15:54,884 --> 01:15:57,320 BUT IMAGINE IT ON ME. 1458 01:15:57,353 --> 01:15:59,088 GIRLIER, RIGHT? 1459 01:15:59,122 --> 01:16:00,890 HMM, MAYBE. 1460 01:16:00,924 --> 01:16:03,126 WHY DON'T YOU JUST TRY IT ON YOURSELF? 1461 01:16:03,159 --> 01:16:05,662 STOP WHINING. 1462 01:16:05,695 --> 01:16:08,698 HERE, WE HAVE THREE HOURS BEFORE THE DANCE. 1463 01:16:08,732 --> 01:16:11,167 GO CHANGE. 1464 01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:13,136 KIDS. 1465 01:16:13,169 --> 01:16:16,272 SO WHAT WAS IT LIKE TO HAVE REPORTERS ON YOUR LAWN? 1466 01:16:16,305 --> 01:16:19,308 EXCITING, BUT I NEED MY PRIVACY TOO. 1467 01:16:19,342 --> 01:16:21,945 WE ALL WATCHED YOUR SISTER ON TV. 1468 01:16:21,978 --> 01:16:23,980 AND SHE LOOKED WACKO. 1469 01:16:24,013 --> 01:16:25,148 REALLY? 1470 01:16:25,181 --> 01:16:26,983 YEAH, IT WAS SO WEIRD 1471 01:16:27,016 --> 01:16:30,620 THE WAY SHE MADE UP THAT STORY ABOUT MEETING CHRISTOPHER WILDE. 1472 01:16:30,654 --> 01:16:32,689 SHE IS SO PATHETIC. 1473 01:16:35,759 --> 01:16:37,326 OOPS. 1474 01:16:37,360 --> 01:16:39,095 DO YOU THINK SHE HEARD THAT? 1475 01:16:39,128 --> 01:16:41,164 A.J., YOU'RE AN IDIOT. 1476 01:16:41,197 --> 01:16:42,365 - WHAT? - GET OUT. 1477 01:16:42,398 --> 01:16:43,867 - BUT-- - GO. 1478 01:16:47,737 --> 01:16:49,072 JESSICA. 1479 01:16:49,105 --> 01:16:51,040 GO AWAY. 1480 01:16:53,209 --> 01:16:55,111 NO, I ACTUALLY LIVE HERE. 1481 01:16:55,144 --> 01:16:57,747 WHAT? 1482 01:16:57,781 --> 01:17:01,885 GO WITH ME TO THE DANCE. 1483 01:17:01,918 --> 01:17:05,021 I THOUGHT I WAS PATHETIC AND EMBARRASSING. 1484 01:17:05,054 --> 01:17:08,124 ONLY IF YOU ACTUALLY DANCE. 1485 01:17:08,157 --> 01:17:09,859 SO DON'T. 1486 01:17:09,893 --> 01:17:12,128 COME ON. 1487 01:17:12,161 --> 01:17:16,265 COME ON, LET'S MAKE YOU PRETTY ENOUGH TO BE MY SISTER. 1488 01:17:24,173 --> 01:17:27,043 ( pop song playing ) 1489 01:17:39,255 --> 01:17:41,725 YOU LOOK GOOD. 1490 01:17:41,758 --> 01:17:43,893 DON'T SLOUCH. 1491 01:17:45,461 --> 01:17:47,396 YOU KNOW, SARA, 1492 01:17:47,430 --> 01:17:49,098 IN A WEIRD WAY, YOU'RE A GOOD SISTER. 1493 01:17:49,132 --> 01:17:51,801 OH. 1494 01:17:51,835 --> 01:17:53,302 PRETEND YOU DON'T KNOW ME. 1495 01:18:12,155 --> 01:18:15,391 ( girls giggling ) LAME. 1496 01:18:16,926 --> 01:18:19,729 ( music stops ) 1497 01:18:21,164 --> 01:18:23,132 ( girls screaming ) 1498 01:18:26,302 --> 01:18:28,371 JESSICA OLSON? 1499 01:18:38,948 --> 01:18:42,085 THERE ARE SOME THINGS I FORGOT TO SAY TO YOU BACK IN CALIFORNIA. 1500 01:18:42,118 --> 01:18:44,788 ( crowd oohs ) 1501 01:18:44,821 --> 01:18:47,757 ( ballad playing ) 1502 01:18:52,128 --> 01:18:55,198 * CAN'T BLAME YOU 1503 01:18:55,231 --> 01:18:57,533 * FOR THINKING 1504 01:18:57,566 --> 01:19:02,238 * THAT YOU NEVER REALLY KNEW ME AT ALL * 1505 01:19:04,407 --> 01:19:07,243 * I TRIED TO 1506 01:19:07,276 --> 01:19:09,112 * DENY YOU 1507 01:19:09,145 --> 01:19:14,317 * BUT NOTHING EVER MADE ME FEEL SO WRONG * 1508 01:19:14,350 --> 01:19:18,054 * I THOUGHT I WAS PROTECTING YOU * 1509 01:19:18,087 --> 01:19:20,356 * FROM EVERYTHING THAT I GO THROUGH * 1510 01:19:20,389 --> 01:19:22,525 * BUT I KNOW THAT WE GOT LOST * 1511 01:19:22,558 --> 01:19:26,395 * ALONG THE WAY 1512 01:19:26,429 --> 01:19:28,898 * HERE I AM 1513 01:19:28,932 --> 01:19:31,901 * WITH ALL MY HEART 1514 01:19:31,935 --> 01:19:35,238 * I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND * 1515 01:19:35,271 --> 01:19:38,174 * I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND 1516 01:19:38,207 --> 01:19:41,945 * I KNOW I LET YOU DOWN * 1517 01:19:41,978 --> 01:19:44,213 * BUT I'M NEVER 1518 01:19:44,247 --> 01:19:48,051 * GONNA MAKE THAT MISTAKE AGAIN * 1519 01:19:49,919 --> 01:19:52,488 * YOU BROUGHT ME CLOSER * 1520 01:19:52,521 --> 01:19:55,091 * TO WHO I REALLY AM 1521 01:19:55,124 --> 01:19:58,461 * SO COME TAKE MY HAND * 1522 01:19:58,494 --> 01:20:01,130 * I WANT THE WORLD TO SEE * 1523 01:20:01,164 --> 01:20:03,199 * WHAT YOU MEAN TO ME 1524 01:20:06,202 --> 01:20:10,139 * WHAT YOU MEAN TO ME. 1525 01:20:16,179 --> 01:20:19,482 WHAT DID YOU THINK? THAT YOU COULD JUST COME HERE 1526 01:20:19,515 --> 01:20:21,985 AND SING TO ME AND EVERYTHING WOULD BE FINE? 1527 01:20:22,018 --> 01:20:24,253 UM, YES. 1528 01:20:25,254 --> 01:20:27,290 NO? NO NO. 1529 01:20:27,323 --> 01:20:29,058 WELL, WHICH IS IT? 1530 01:20:29,092 --> 01:20:32,228 I JUST CAME TO TELL YOU I WAS WRONG 1531 01:20:32,261 --> 01:20:34,397 ABOUT EVERYTHING, 1532 01:20:34,430 --> 01:20:37,867 ESPECIALLY ABOUT YOU. 1533 01:20:37,901 --> 01:20:40,069 DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE A LITTLE LATE? 1534 01:20:40,103 --> 01:20:43,139 EVERYONE HERE THINKS I WAS LYING. 1535 01:20:43,172 --> 01:20:45,174 I'M THE ONE WHO LIED. 1536 01:20:52,148 --> 01:20:54,483 I LIED ABOUT KNOWING JESSICA OLSON. 1537 01:20:54,517 --> 01:20:57,186 THE TRUTH IS I KNOW JESSICA OLSON. 1538 01:20:57,220 --> 01:21:01,157 JESSICA OLSON IS A TERRIBLE NAVIGATOR AND A KNOW-IT-ALL, 1539 01:21:01,190 --> 01:21:02,926 BUT SHE'S HONEST. 1540 01:21:02,959 --> 01:21:05,161 WHEN SHE MAKES A PROMISE, SHE KEEPS IT. 1541 01:21:05,194 --> 01:21:08,164 SHE UNDERSTANDS ME LIKE NO ONE ELSE DOES. 1542 01:21:10,166 --> 01:21:13,269 AND I'M CRAZY ABOUT HER. 1543 01:21:13,302 --> 01:21:15,671 JESSICA, I'M SO SORRY. I KNOW THAT I HURT YOU 1544 01:21:15,704 --> 01:21:18,174 AND I'LL NEVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT AGAIN. 1545 01:21:18,207 --> 01:21:22,211 JUST PLEASE FORGIVE ME. 1546 01:21:29,085 --> 01:21:30,353 Crowd: AWW. 1547 01:21:30,386 --> 01:21:32,956 ( applause ) 1548 01:21:36,025 --> 01:21:39,128 - GO AWAY, NOW. - OH, OKAY. 1549 01:21:39,162 --> 01:21:41,030 GET OUT OF HERE. MOVE IT. 1550 01:21:41,064 --> 01:21:44,000 ( dance music playing ) 1551 01:21:47,570 --> 01:21:49,172 ( clears throat ) 1552 01:21:51,640 --> 01:21:54,477 CHRISTOPHER, THIS IS MY SISTER SARA. 1553 01:21:54,510 --> 01:21:56,212 SARA, THIS IS CHRISTOPHER WILDE. 1554 01:21:56,245 --> 01:22:00,083 SARA, YOU WANNA DANCE WITH ME? 1555 01:22:00,116 --> 01:22:02,618 UH-HUH. 1556 01:22:02,651 --> 01:22:05,188 I THINK I GOT THIS ONE, CHRISSY. 1557 01:22:08,091 --> 01:22:11,094 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO COME ALL THE WAY TO MICHIGAN FOR THIS. 1558 01:22:11,127 --> 01:22:13,162 YEAH, I DID. 1559 01:22:13,196 --> 01:22:16,199 IT'S NOT COOL TO ASK A GIRL OUT ON THE PHONE. 1560 01:22:16,232 --> 01:22:18,201 SO... 1561 01:22:18,234 --> 01:22:20,136 WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME 1562 01:22:20,169 --> 01:22:21,370 ON A REAL DATE? 1563 01:22:21,404 --> 01:22:23,306 DO I HAVE TO WEAR A DISGUISE? 1564 01:22:23,339 --> 01:22:25,574 NO. 1565 01:22:25,608 --> 01:22:27,410 DO YOU? 1566 01:22:27,443 --> 01:22:28,978 NO. 1567 01:22:29,012 --> 01:22:31,280 THEN YES, 1568 01:22:31,314 --> 01:22:32,948 I'D REALLY LIKE THAT. 1569 01:22:35,251 --> 01:22:37,520 OH, HEY, I ALMOST FORGOT. 1570 01:22:37,553 --> 01:22:39,522 FOR YOU. 1571 01:22:39,555 --> 01:22:42,058 YOU REMEMBERED. 1572 01:22:42,091 --> 01:22:44,127 HOW DO I LOOK? 1573 01:22:45,628 --> 01:22:47,630 LIKE A SUPERSTAR. 1574 01:22:55,271 --> 01:22:57,340 * PARTY UP, GET YOUR HANDS TO THE SKY NOW * 1575 01:22:57,373 --> 01:22:59,608 * YEAH, IF YOU WANT TO GET FLY * 1576 01:22:59,642 --> 01:23:03,046 ( crowd roaring ) 1577 01:23:03,079 --> 01:23:06,315 * ONE TIME FOR THE LADIES, YEAH, AND THE FELLOWS, COME ON * 1578 01:23:06,349 --> 01:23:09,552 * THIS JOINT'LL GO CRAZY TILL THE LIGHTS COME ON * 1579 01:23:09,585 --> 01:23:11,454 * ALL NIGHT, HERE WE GO NOW * 1580 01:23:11,487 --> 01:23:13,356 * COME ON AND GET RIGHT ON THE FLOOR NOW * 1581 01:23:13,389 --> 01:23:15,358 * NOW NOW, BABY GIRL, DON'T SLOW DOWN * 1582 01:23:15,391 --> 01:23:17,026 * 'CAUSE ME AND YOU GONNA HAVE A SHOWDOWN * 1583 01:23:17,060 --> 01:23:18,527 * LITTLE MAMA, GET LOW DOWN * 1584 01:23:18,561 --> 01:23:20,396 * AND I'MA GET DOWN LIKE THIS * 1585 01:23:20,429 --> 01:23:22,631 * KEEP MOVING AND GROOVING EACH MOVE, CAN'T LOSE * 1586 01:23:22,665 --> 01:23:24,533 * WITH A FLOW THAT IS SO SWIFT * 1587 01:23:24,567 --> 01:23:26,169 * SO MAYBE WHEN YOU WAKE UP * 1588 01:23:26,202 --> 01:23:28,171 * AND YOUR FACE STILL GOT THAT GRIN * 1589 01:23:28,204 --> 01:23:29,705 * YOU CAN SMILE ALL DAY IN A FLY GIRL WAY * 1590 01:23:29,738 --> 01:23:31,507 * AND SAY, YEAH, I'M THAT KID * 1591 01:23:31,540 --> 01:23:33,209 * AND MAYBE WE CAN GET THE D.J. * 1592 01:23:33,242 --> 01:23:34,743 * TO PLAY THIS TRACK ALL NIGHT * 1593 01:23:34,777 --> 01:23:37,113 * AND WHEN I ASK "HOW YOU FEEL OUT THERE?" * 1594 01:23:37,146 --> 01:23:39,148 * EVERYBODY JUST SAY "ALL RIGHT" * 1595 01:23:39,182 --> 01:23:40,449 * GET YOUR HANDS TO THE SKY NOW * 1596 01:23:40,483 --> 01:23:42,418 * YEAH, IF YOU WANT TO GET FLY * 1597 01:23:42,451 --> 01:23:46,089 * WE CAN DO IT ALL NIGHT NOW, YEAH, PUT THE BEAT UP HIGH * 1598 01:23:46,122 --> 01:23:49,258 * ONE TIME FOR THE LADIES, YEAH, AND THE FELLOWS, COME ON * 1599 01:23:49,292 --> 01:23:52,828 * THIS JOINT'LL GO CRAZY TILL THE LIGHTS COME ON * 1600 01:23:52,861 --> 01:23:54,697 * PARTY UP 1601 01:23:56,632 --> 01:23:58,601 * GET YOUR HANDS TO THE SKY NOW * 1602 01:23:58,634 --> 01:24:00,569 * GET YOUR HANDS TO THE SKY NOW * 1603 01:24:00,603 --> 01:24:02,671 * GET YOUR HANDS TO THE SKY NOW * 1604 01:24:02,705 --> 01:24:04,340 * GET YOUR HANDS TO THE SKY NOW * 1605 01:24:04,373 --> 01:24:06,242 * GET YOUR HANDS TO THE SKY NOW * 1606 01:24:06,275 --> 01:24:08,177 * GET YOUR HANDS TO THE, PUT YOUR HANDS TO THE * 1607 01:24:08,211 --> 01:24:10,413 * GET YOUR HANDS TO THE, GET THE HANDS, GET THE HANDS * 1608 01:24:10,446 --> 01:24:13,182 * GET YOUR HANDS HANDS HANDS, PARTY UP * 1609 01:24:13,216 --> 01:24:14,683 * GET YOUR HANDS TO THE SKY NOW * 1610 01:24:14,717 --> 01:24:16,419 * YEAH, IF YOU WANT TO GET FLY, PARTY UP * 1611 01:24:16,452 --> 01:24:18,221 * WE CAN DO IT ALL NIGHT NOW * 1612 01:24:18,254 --> 01:24:20,256 * YEAH, TURN THE BEAT UP HIGH, PARTY UP * 1613 01:24:20,289 --> 01:24:21,824 * ONE TIME FOR THE LADIES * 1614 01:24:21,857 --> 01:24:23,759 * YEAH, AND THE FELLOWS, COME ON, PARTY UP * 1615 01:24:23,792 --> 01:24:26,829 * THIS JOINT'LL GO CRAZY TILL THE LIGHTS COME ON * 1616 01:24:26,862 --> 01:24:28,831 * PARTY UP. 108316

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