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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:51,011 --> 00:00:52,808 Throw the way she counts. 2 00:00:52,891 --> 00:00:56,361 One, two, three, four, nine. Here we go! 3 00:00:56,651 --> 00:00:59,119 Come on up here and let's finish this one over here. 4 00:00:59,211 --> 00:01:00,246 Go! 5 00:03:03,131 --> 00:03:06,919 I suppose this is proper, all these big cars and chauffeurs. 6 00:03:07,571 --> 00:03:09,289 BIack shiny cars. 7 00:03:10,251 --> 00:03:12,685 Seems dopey for a guy Iike that. 8 00:03:15,651 --> 00:03:16,686 Well, I guess that's what they do. 9 00:03:16,771 --> 00:03:19,444 People get symbolic over death. They get very formal, 10 00:03:19,531 --> 00:03:21,522 and it's really ridiculous. 11 00:03:21,611 --> 00:03:25,729 Because it's probably the most humiliating thing in the world. 12 00:03:25,811 --> 00:03:28,200 But I feel very relaxed. 13 00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:29,280 People die of tensions. 14 00:03:29,371 --> 00:03:31,089 That's all they die of, Gus. 15 00:03:31,171 --> 00:03:33,401 That's the truth. Did you know that? 16 00:03:33,491 --> 00:03:36,881 I know it, and it's something I'm never gonna forget. 17 00:03:39,931 --> 00:03:43,003 Don't believe truth. Just don't believe truth. 18 00:03:43,091 --> 00:03:45,082 Archie, I'm telling you, don't believe truth. 19 00:03:45,171 --> 00:03:48,208 That is the truth now. You see, the truth will never kill you. 20 00:03:48,291 --> 00:03:51,249 Lies will. Not cigarettes, not alcohol. 21 00:03:51,331 --> 00:03:54,767 Lies, Gus. Lies and tensions. That'II kill you. 22 00:03:54,851 --> 00:03:58,127 That'II kill you before cancer in the heart. Did you know that? 23 00:03:58,211 --> 00:04:00,520 Now, give me a cigarette, will you? Give me a cigarette. 24 00:04:00,611 --> 00:04:02,522 -What, now? -Yeah, now. 25 00:04:08,691 --> 00:04:10,966 And give me a match, too. I don't have any matches. 26 00:04:11,051 --> 00:04:13,485 I don't know if I have a match. 27 00:04:13,571 --> 00:04:15,801 I don't think I have a match. 28 00:04:17,291 --> 00:04:20,044 -I don't have any. -I don't have a match. 29 00:04:20,731 --> 00:04:21,959 Harry! 30 00:04:23,531 --> 00:04:25,169 You got a match? 31 00:04:30,811 --> 00:04:33,564 Let us be grateful for the smiles. 32 00:04:34,371 --> 00:04:36,248 Let us not think of sadness. 33 00:04:37,051 --> 00:04:40,964 Let us bury this man who has gone noisily through life 34 00:04:42,091 --> 00:04:44,525 and made a quiet exit. 35 00:04:44,611 --> 00:04:49,810 Who found time for the smallest child and for the oldest man. 36 00:04:50,851 --> 00:04:54,400 Who found time in his life to make room for your lives. 37 00:04:55,531 --> 00:04:58,250 A man who was respected and honoured and loved 38 00:04:58,331 --> 00:05:01,084 by the fellow members of his community. 39 00:05:03,451 --> 00:05:06,921 When we speak of a man that's naive and full of innocence, 40 00:05:07,011 --> 00:05:09,730 we think naturally of Stuart Jackson. 41 00:05:11,411 --> 00:05:15,563 I recognise some, I don't know others, but I know one thing. 42 00:05:15,651 --> 00:05:18,324 That you're all saddened. 43 00:05:18,411 --> 00:05:23,087 Saddened by the loss of what we all consider a great, great friend. 44 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:29,406 Not a friend in need particularly, not a friend giving to a friend. 45 00:05:29,491 --> 00:05:31,607 Not really there to listen, 46 00:05:31,691 --> 00:05:35,001 but a person who made you feel that you belonged. 47 00:05:35,091 --> 00:05:39,687 This was a man beloved by his dear wife and beloved by his two children, 48 00:05:39,771 --> 00:05:43,241 who now have a great void to fill in their lives. 49 00:05:43,331 --> 00:05:44,764 This Stuart... 50 00:05:45,291 --> 00:05:48,647 This Stuart, a man with so many friends, 51 00:05:50,091 --> 00:05:52,047 as you see here today, 52 00:05:52,571 --> 00:05:56,564 that are deeply, deeply affected by his loss. 53 00:06:01,971 --> 00:06:05,600 Let us offer God our prayers for his eternal soul. 54 00:06:07,171 --> 00:06:09,765 And now a silent prayer. 55 00:06:10,891 --> 00:06:15,521 A silent moment to recognise Stuart Jackson. 56 00:08:05,571 --> 00:08:07,562 I'm glad you could come. 57 00:08:27,771 --> 00:08:29,443 I didn't Iike it. 58 00:08:32,051 --> 00:08:33,530 I didn't Iike what he said. 59 00:08:33,611 --> 00:08:36,330 -I'm not going home. -It moved me, but I resent it, 60 00:08:36,411 --> 00:08:38,720 -'cause what he said, he said nothing. -You know what I resented? 61 00:08:38,811 --> 00:08:42,201 -I mean, say this, just say he was funny. -Gus, you know what I resented? 62 00:08:42,291 --> 00:08:43,485 Say he was a funny man. 63 00:08:43,571 --> 00:08:44,720 There's a dead man Iaying there, 64 00:08:44,811 --> 00:08:47,245 -and she's moved, you know that. -'Cause if you can't say the right thing 65 00:08:47,331 --> 00:08:49,049 -when a man dies... -But you don't talk about insurance... 66 00:08:49,131 --> 00:08:50,200 ...then what the hell is it all about? 67 00:08:50,291 --> 00:08:51,519 Not at a time Iike that. 68 00:08:51,611 --> 00:08:54,171 You don't talk about insurance, you understand? 69 00:08:54,251 --> 00:08:56,924 -Not at a funeral. -One thing, he was a clown. 70 00:08:57,011 --> 00:09:00,526 Say he was a clown, say he died too young, and that's all, and that's it. 71 00:09:00,611 --> 00:09:03,603 -You understand what I mean, Gus? -Look, it's done! 72 00:09:03,691 --> 00:09:05,727 It was done wrong, but it's done, so be it! 73 00:09:05,811 --> 00:09:07,767 Well, I'm not going home. 74 00:09:08,531 --> 00:09:09,805 So we'II... 75 00:09:09,891 --> 00:09:11,927 I'm gonna get very drunk. 76 00:09:12,611 --> 00:09:14,044 Whatever. 77 00:09:42,011 --> 00:09:44,400 That's right. Your coat's seen enough. 78 00:09:45,291 --> 00:09:46,929 -Yeah. -Yeah. 79 00:09:47,011 --> 00:09:48,410 -Gussie. -Yeah. 80 00:09:48,491 --> 00:09:49,924 -Gussie. -What? 81 00:10:02,931 --> 00:10:03,966 Well, what are we gonna do? 82 00:10:04,051 --> 00:10:07,282 Well, we can do anything we wanna do. So what do you wanna do? 83 00:10:07,371 --> 00:10:10,841 I mean, what do you prefer to do? I mean, if you had a preference? 84 00:10:26,531 --> 00:10:30,285 Well, I'd be a professional athlete because they really put out. 85 00:10:30,371 --> 00:10:33,568 And they got no excuses, and they feel good, and they get sweaty. 86 00:10:33,651 --> 00:10:37,166 You know, you have a beer, and you're with guys you Iike. 87 00:10:38,491 --> 00:10:42,609 I was gonna be a basketball player. I had all the moves. I was quick enough. 88 00:10:42,691 --> 00:10:44,249 Too short. 89 00:10:45,731 --> 00:10:50,885 I Iove baseball. I Iove golf. I Iove pool. I Iove track. 90 00:10:50,971 --> 00:10:55,999 I Iove Ping-Pong. I Iove volleyball. I Iove badminton. What else is there? 91 00:10:57,571 --> 00:11:00,961 -Football. -Lacrosse! Now there's a hell of a game! 92 00:11:04,811 --> 00:11:06,688 What are we gonna do? 93 00:11:06,771 --> 00:11:10,525 Harry, you don't care. Archie, I'd Iike to know how you feel. 94 00:11:11,611 --> 00:11:15,001 You know, it's a terribly... It's a terribly sad thing 95 00:11:15,771 --> 00:11:19,923 when a man reaches around 27, the years are going by, 96 00:11:20,011 --> 00:11:23,970 and then he realises that he's never gonna be a professional athlete any more. 97 00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:26,326 And then you reach 30! 98 00:11:27,971 --> 00:11:29,643 And then you know it's over, 99 00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:32,006 and then you begin to watch other athletes 100 00:11:32,091 --> 00:11:34,446 and you begin to see when they're gonna give out. 101 00:11:34,531 --> 00:11:36,010 -Do you ever feel that way? -I felt that. 102 00:11:36,091 --> 00:11:39,925 -Well, the Iegs go at 35. The Iegs. -I got a hell of an idea. 103 00:11:40,451 --> 00:11:42,726 Let's have a Iight breakfast. 104 00:11:43,571 --> 00:11:45,482 You know what I mean? 105 00:11:47,771 --> 00:11:51,889 Why a Iight breakfast? Why not a heavy breakfast? 106 00:11:52,451 --> 00:11:54,089 Oh, Harry... 107 00:11:54,811 --> 00:11:57,200 -Harry, Harry, Harry. -I'm hungry. 108 00:11:58,211 --> 00:12:01,169 -Light breakfast. -Everything's Iight. 109 00:12:03,851 --> 00:12:05,842 -You get your money? -I got everything. 110 00:12:05,931 --> 00:12:08,764 -Okay. -Where we going? We got 40 stops. 111 00:12:09,611 --> 00:12:11,124 You're right. 112 00:12:14,971 --> 00:12:17,883 Forty more stops. The man is right again. 113 00:12:19,611 --> 00:12:21,442 I Iove basketball. 114 00:12:23,931 --> 00:12:25,683 But I'm too short. 115 00:12:26,491 --> 00:12:27,924 You want to play? 116 00:12:28,011 --> 00:12:30,320 Without my shoes, I'm shorter! 117 00:12:34,491 --> 00:12:35,640 I want to play. 118 00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:48,965 I'II race you to the corner. Walking, no running. 119 00:13:49,051 --> 00:13:50,325 -For how much? -A dime. 120 00:13:50,411 --> 00:13:52,527 -A dime. You're on. Yeah. -You ready? 121 00:13:52,611 --> 00:13:54,090 -Get set! -Get set! 122 00:13:54,171 --> 00:13:55,320 Go! 123 00:14:56,811 --> 00:14:58,210 Give back the ball. 124 00:15:16,051 --> 00:15:17,404 Got it! 125 00:15:18,891 --> 00:15:19,880 Ball! 126 00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:39,768 Come on. Come on, Harry. 127 00:15:41,131 --> 00:15:42,200 Come on, Harry. Put it up. 128 00:15:44,051 --> 00:15:45,803 I hate basketball. 129 00:15:46,251 --> 00:15:49,368 And besides, I have a theory about people who play to win. 130 00:15:49,451 --> 00:15:52,921 It's the only reason to play. Otherwise why keep score? 131 00:15:54,011 --> 00:15:56,889 First, we have to play games, then we have to see who wins. 132 00:15:56,971 --> 00:15:58,689 We've been up for 24 hours. 133 00:15:58,771 --> 00:16:01,080 And we're gonna get ourselves the same as Stuart. 134 00:16:01,171 --> 00:16:03,731 It's good for you. Sweat it all out. 135 00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:11,406 -Wanna go home, Harry? -No! 136 00:16:12,451 --> 00:16:14,521 I'm never going home. 137 00:17:18,211 --> 00:17:20,406 AII right, then. Let's have a drink. 138 00:17:20,491 --> 00:17:22,800 -Here's to Joe. Here's to Joe. -Here's to Joe. 139 00:17:22,891 --> 00:17:24,768 -Joe. -Here's to Joe. 140 00:17:24,851 --> 00:17:25,840 To Joe. 141 00:17:26,131 --> 00:17:27,450 To Joe. 142 00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:30,809 AII right, next. 143 00:17:31,811 --> 00:17:33,403 Charlie? 144 00:17:35,891 --> 00:17:40,203 I'm not any Joe, but... Maybe the original soul... 145 00:18:14,451 --> 00:18:16,362 -I'm sorry. -AII right, next. 146 00:18:16,451 --> 00:18:19,045 Okay. That was terrific. I'm sorry. 147 00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:21,167 Gus, you broke the rules. 148 00:18:22,531 --> 00:18:25,568 -Who's next? -Gotta keep the rules. No talking. 149 00:18:26,411 --> 00:18:28,527 -Tony, Tony's next. -No, Gwen. 150 00:18:28,611 --> 00:18:31,205 -Gwen. -Gwen is next. Gwen, you go. 151 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:55,203 Look at me! That's better. 152 00:18:57,451 --> 00:18:58,486 Don't know any more. 153 00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:00,846 Give her a hand. Let's have a drink. 154 00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:04,287 Terrific. Terrific. Terrific. 155 00:19:08,371 --> 00:19:09,565 Okay. 156 00:19:57,891 --> 00:19:59,609 -We're terrific. -Terrific. 157 00:20:10,171 --> 00:20:13,129 -Who's next? -He's next. 158 00:20:13,211 --> 00:20:15,122 No, no, Iadies first. 159 00:20:15,971 --> 00:20:18,121 Now, this is First World War. 160 00:21:04,651 --> 00:21:06,926 Wonderful. Wonderful. 161 00:21:14,131 --> 00:21:15,484 -AII right. -Leola. 162 00:21:15,571 --> 00:21:18,210 -AII right. Who's next? -My Leola's next. 163 00:21:18,291 --> 00:21:21,567 -Who's next? Who's next? -No, no, Iadies first. Leola. 164 00:21:21,651 --> 00:21:22,720 Well, go ahead, John. 165 00:21:22,811 --> 00:21:24,164 -PIease. PIease. John. -Go, John. 166 00:21:24,251 --> 00:21:25,366 Go, John. 167 00:22:09,811 --> 00:22:11,130 I Iove it. 168 00:22:11,891 --> 00:22:13,563 I Iove it. 169 00:22:15,491 --> 00:22:18,483 I'd Iike to hear that one again. Can I hear that one again? 170 00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:22,007 Bill was all right, but... I mean, I have nothing against Bill. 171 00:22:22,091 --> 00:22:27,211 It's just that I have a song that means, well, it takes Iife. 172 00:22:28,611 --> 00:22:30,886 You'II see what I mean. 173 00:22:31,891 --> 00:22:33,529 It means Iife. 174 00:22:54,611 --> 00:22:56,567 Shut up, Gus, shut up. 175 00:22:57,051 --> 00:22:58,450 Shut up, Gus! 176 00:23:05,491 --> 00:23:07,243 Shut up, you moron. 177 00:23:13,771 --> 00:23:15,045 Bravo! 178 00:23:25,651 --> 00:23:27,403 Let's drink to that. 179 00:23:30,491 --> 00:23:31,480 Come on... 180 00:24:34,331 --> 00:24:35,923 You're an angel. 181 00:24:36,571 --> 00:24:38,209 Okay. AII right. 182 00:24:38,851 --> 00:24:42,924 You're right. You know something? She felt a rejection. Let's sit down. 183 00:24:43,011 --> 00:24:44,444 Hold it here. Here, here, here. 184 00:24:44,531 --> 00:24:46,681 -Violence is out. -Sit down. 185 00:24:46,771 --> 00:24:48,921 -Wait a minute... -Violence is out. 186 00:24:49,011 --> 00:24:53,004 This contest is not over. And this contest is going to continue. 187 00:24:53,091 --> 00:24:57,084 Look, just to show you how wild this party is... 188 00:24:57,171 --> 00:24:59,810 -Who threw that glass? -Wait a minute. 189 00:24:59,891 --> 00:25:03,327 Number one, who threw that glass? I'm gonna Ieave here. 190 00:25:03,411 --> 00:25:05,402 I'm gonna Ieave here. 191 00:25:07,691 --> 00:25:09,090 Leola! 192 00:25:18,651 --> 00:25:22,883 Terrible. Terrible. Terrible. Terrible. Terrible. 193 00:25:22,971 --> 00:25:26,202 Unreal, unreal! No passion. 194 00:25:26,851 --> 00:25:29,046 One more time. One more time. 195 00:25:30,211 --> 00:25:31,610 Start it again. 196 00:25:32,851 --> 00:25:34,682 Gus, do you hear, Gus? 197 00:25:36,211 --> 00:25:38,122 -Start it again, honestly. -Honestly. 198 00:25:38,211 --> 00:25:40,520 -Honestly, but I had too much beer. -With soul. Soul. 199 00:25:40,611 --> 00:25:42,283 -Soul? -With soul. 200 00:25:42,971 --> 00:25:46,361 -With passion. -That's what Harry does all the time. 201 00:25:51,291 --> 00:25:52,849 I don't believe he does that. 202 00:25:52,931 --> 00:25:54,284 The man is insane! 203 00:25:54,371 --> 00:25:57,090 -I'm telling you... -From the beginning. 204 00:26:00,691 --> 00:26:03,410 -Did you hear what he said? -Worse. 205 00:26:05,211 --> 00:26:06,724 -Did you hear what he said? -Worse. 206 00:26:06,811 --> 00:26:08,369 -What? -Worse! 207 00:26:09,091 --> 00:26:10,843 No feeling, he said. 208 00:26:11,131 --> 00:26:13,167 -Vomit. -No feeling. 209 00:26:14,131 --> 00:26:16,929 A Iittle feeling. A Iittle feeling. 210 00:26:17,491 --> 00:26:20,961 -I don't care. Loud, soft, do it. -Go get her, Archie. 211 00:26:24,171 --> 00:26:27,049 No, too cute! Too cute! 212 00:26:27,131 --> 00:26:32,330 No cute! Real, from the heart! From the heart! From the heart! 213 00:26:33,931 --> 00:26:36,809 I can't stand it! I can't stand it! 214 00:26:36,891 --> 00:26:39,530 -I'II kill myself. -He's right. This man is right. 215 00:26:39,611 --> 00:26:40,964 The man is right. 216 00:26:41,051 --> 00:26:44,202 When the man is right, he's right. One more time. 217 00:26:44,291 --> 00:26:47,089 It's not that we're criticising you. 218 00:26:47,171 --> 00:26:48,684 -It's that... -We're criticising you. 219 00:26:48,771 --> 00:26:52,002 Whatever your Iife is, it's been... 220 00:26:52,091 --> 00:26:53,649 -Obviously. -You're not speaking to us. 221 00:26:53,731 --> 00:26:55,847 Do you understand? You're not speaking to us. 222 00:26:55,931 --> 00:26:57,887 -No? -You're not talking to all these people. 223 00:26:57,971 --> 00:26:59,927 -Look at... -You're not speaking to anybody. 224 00:27:00,011 --> 00:27:01,444 Not only us. 225 00:27:17,171 --> 00:27:18,570 I agree. 226 00:27:21,291 --> 00:27:23,168 I agree. I agree. 227 00:27:24,091 --> 00:27:26,480 I agree. Wait a minute. 228 00:27:26,571 --> 00:27:28,482 -Get him. -You are terrible! 229 00:27:28,571 --> 00:27:32,883 You are impossible! You're wrong! You have no heart! 230 00:27:32,971 --> 00:27:34,643 -You're wrong. -No. 231 00:27:34,731 --> 00:27:37,643 A Iot of people won't agree with this, but I think you're terrible. 232 00:27:37,731 --> 00:27:39,562 -Really? -I think you're terrible. 233 00:27:39,651 --> 00:27:40,879 -You know why? -Terrible! 234 00:27:40,971 --> 00:27:43,201 'Cause you wanna be terrible. You know why? 235 00:27:43,291 --> 00:27:45,680 -'Cause you don't Iike us. You know why? -Right. Right. 236 00:27:45,771 --> 00:27:47,602 Because you got some bitterness in your heart... 237 00:27:47,691 --> 00:27:49,727 -Totally. -...'cause you've been told by your mother... 238 00:27:49,811 --> 00:27:52,200 -Where's the warmth? Where's the warmth? -...to be that way. 239 00:27:52,291 --> 00:27:54,009 -Where is the warmth? -Give us a kiss. 240 00:27:54,091 --> 00:27:56,127 -Right. -Kiss him, he's my friend! 241 00:27:56,211 --> 00:27:59,920 Here, here's a face, kiss him. Suck him. 242 00:28:00,011 --> 00:28:02,730 Hold it. Hold it. Hold it. Hold it, Archie. 243 00:28:02,811 --> 00:28:04,529 -Don't do that again. -No, I... 244 00:28:04,611 --> 00:28:07,648 Don't do it again. Ever. Ever! 245 00:28:07,731 --> 00:28:10,086 -One more time. -Do it better. 246 00:28:10,171 --> 00:28:11,570 -Do it better. -One more time. 247 00:28:11,651 --> 00:28:12,845 Would you do it better? 248 00:28:12,931 --> 00:28:14,569 -Can you do it better? -We Iove you! 249 00:28:14,651 --> 00:28:16,960 I'II take off my clothes if you do it better. 250 00:28:17,051 --> 00:28:18,245 -Take off your clothes. -Take off your clothes. 251 00:28:18,331 --> 00:28:20,481 -I'II take off my clothes if you do it better. -Take off... 252 00:28:20,571 --> 00:28:23,449 -If you do it better. Give her a chance. -Take off your clothes. 253 00:28:23,531 --> 00:28:25,328 -Give her a chance. -Wait a minute. 254 00:28:25,411 --> 00:28:27,845 I'II take off my clothes if you do it better. 255 00:28:27,931 --> 00:28:29,489 -That's how much I want it. -Take off your clothes. 256 00:28:29,571 --> 00:28:31,004 No, I don't want you to take off your clothes. 257 00:28:31,091 --> 00:28:35,243 I'II take off my clothes. Here they come, baby. Here they come! 258 00:28:35,331 --> 00:28:38,050 Here they come! Here they come! 259 00:28:38,131 --> 00:28:41,248 Now, do it better! Now, do it better! 260 00:28:50,571 --> 00:28:52,084 He's drunk. 261 00:30:08,211 --> 00:30:10,645 You know, you guys Iook terrible. 262 00:30:22,931 --> 00:30:26,287 I have such pains and heat here. 263 00:30:27,691 --> 00:30:30,683 Suffocating! My eyes are tearing. 264 00:30:38,611 --> 00:30:41,409 I get the feeling you want to be alone. 265 00:30:51,411 --> 00:30:55,006 So, why do I get the feeling that you want to be alone? 266 00:31:02,411 --> 00:31:03,844 At first, there were four of us. 267 00:31:03,931 --> 00:31:07,560 And now there are three of us, and you want to be alone. 268 00:31:08,731 --> 00:31:10,050 AII right. 269 00:31:10,931 --> 00:31:13,491 Then I might as well be alone. 270 00:31:13,571 --> 00:31:16,404 Wonderful. Wonderful. 271 00:31:19,131 --> 00:31:20,484 Wonderful. 272 00:31:26,131 --> 00:31:27,849 Gus, I feel sick. 273 00:31:28,651 --> 00:31:30,881 And I don't Iike to be sick in front of people. 274 00:31:30,971 --> 00:31:34,202 I mean, people barging in on you when you're sick... 275 00:31:36,091 --> 00:31:39,640 -I agree with you. -I asked you not to say anything. 276 00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:41,926 Now, you're either going to be quiet, or you're gonna go. 277 00:31:42,011 --> 00:31:43,524 -Okay? -Okay. 278 00:31:43,611 --> 00:31:46,569 Gus, nothing! Silence! 279 00:31:48,051 --> 00:31:49,404 Silence? 280 00:31:50,371 --> 00:31:53,966 -Boy, I feel Iike screaming. -I don't care what you feel. I don't care... 281 00:31:54,051 --> 00:31:56,485 I want to tell you how I feel! 282 00:31:59,651 --> 00:32:02,165 Listen, Gus. Gus, 283 00:32:03,771 --> 00:32:06,001 I want to tell you how I really feel. 284 00:32:06,091 --> 00:32:07,683 I mean, I want to tell you what's really bothering me. 285 00:32:07,771 --> 00:32:10,126 I'm going to tell you now what it is. 286 00:32:10,211 --> 00:32:13,920 What it must be. 'Cause it's not the sickness. I can Iive with that. 287 00:32:14,011 --> 00:32:15,842 No, here's what it is. 288 00:32:15,931 --> 00:32:20,721 It's a tremendous need. 289 00:32:21,891 --> 00:32:23,961 An anxiety. It's a... 290 00:32:25,291 --> 00:32:28,408 You see, that's what happens. I forget what it is. 291 00:32:28,491 --> 00:32:32,803 I mean, what is it? It's got to be important. Right? 292 00:32:33,491 --> 00:32:36,608 'Cause, well, Iike, what are you feeling? 293 00:32:36,691 --> 00:32:39,444 I mean, what are we supposed to be feeling? 294 00:32:39,531 --> 00:32:41,601 'Cause what I'm feeling... 295 00:32:41,691 --> 00:32:44,524 I don't know what I'm feeling! You see what I mean? 296 00:32:44,611 --> 00:32:46,408 In other words... 297 00:32:47,331 --> 00:32:49,003 You see, it's... 298 00:32:50,091 --> 00:32:53,970 I've got to find out because I know what it is. 299 00:32:54,051 --> 00:32:57,123 No, no, it's a... 300 00:32:57,211 --> 00:33:01,329 -There's a need there. And there's anxiety. -It's guilt. 301 00:33:01,411 --> 00:33:03,322 -Guilt? -Guilt. 302 00:33:03,411 --> 00:33:04,400 Guilt? 303 00:33:05,931 --> 00:33:08,240 -That would be terrible. -It's terrible. 304 00:33:08,331 --> 00:33:10,891 God, oh, God. God. 305 00:33:12,171 --> 00:33:14,480 -That would be terrible. -What is it? Just say what it is. 306 00:33:14,571 --> 00:33:17,131 -I'm not gonna say it. It's not that. -Just say, "I'm guilty," that's all. 307 00:33:17,211 --> 00:33:20,806 I never had bad thoughts. I swear to God I never had a bad thought. 308 00:33:20,891 --> 00:33:24,008 If I died yesterday, I'm clean. Gus, I'm an idealist. 309 00:33:24,091 --> 00:33:26,844 -I'm a positive person. I mean, as Iong as... -You're an idealist, you are. 310 00:33:26,931 --> 00:33:28,603 As Iong as you've known me, 311 00:33:28,691 --> 00:33:30,363 I've always tried to see the good side of everything. 312 00:33:30,451 --> 00:33:32,885 I mean, whenever possible, is that right? 313 00:34:14,971 --> 00:34:17,644 You want to be alone? You want to be alone? 314 00:34:18,251 --> 00:34:19,604 Be alone! 315 00:34:23,051 --> 00:34:26,441 -Let the dead Iie. -Let the dead Iie? 316 00:34:28,851 --> 00:34:30,603 -Let the dead Iie! -Let it go. 317 00:34:30,691 --> 00:34:31,885 It's a proper thought. 318 00:34:31,971 --> 00:34:33,609 No, it isn't. 319 00:34:48,011 --> 00:34:49,490 What a smell! 320 00:34:50,691 --> 00:34:52,807 What a terrible smell. 321 00:34:52,891 --> 00:34:55,121 I really hate it. I hate vomit. 322 00:34:55,211 --> 00:34:58,089 You get all the blood out of it, just disgusting. 323 00:34:58,171 --> 00:35:00,002 -Hey, you got something on your mouth. -Just disgusting. 324 00:35:00,091 --> 00:35:02,127 Right there. 325 00:35:02,211 --> 00:35:04,884 Right there, right there, right there! Right there! 326 00:35:04,971 --> 00:35:09,362 Get me a paper! I know it's there. Get me some paper! Hand me the paper! 327 00:35:11,051 --> 00:35:14,248 Got something on your foot! You got something on your foot there! 328 00:35:14,331 --> 00:35:16,481 You got something on your foot there, too! 329 00:35:16,571 --> 00:35:20,484 You got something on that foot there! Right there! Right there. 330 00:35:21,331 --> 00:35:22,810 Right there. 331 00:35:27,051 --> 00:35:30,407 Come here. Come over here. 332 00:35:31,891 --> 00:35:33,165 Come over here. 333 00:35:34,131 --> 00:35:37,362 Oh, you stink. Oh, you stink. 334 00:35:37,451 --> 00:35:40,488 Oh, that silly son of a bitch is on the door. 335 00:35:42,131 --> 00:35:45,760 I feel very good. Very good. 336 00:35:51,971 --> 00:35:55,805 -What are you guys doing in here? -Having a private moment. 337 00:35:58,011 --> 00:36:01,606 -Private moment about what? -About Stuart. 338 00:36:03,531 --> 00:36:07,126 About Stuart? Expect me to believe that? 339 00:36:10,091 --> 00:36:14,050 Every time my back is turned you guys are whispering about... 340 00:36:16,131 --> 00:36:19,680 Every time my back is turned you guys are talking. Talking. 341 00:36:19,771 --> 00:36:21,602 Whispering about me. 342 00:36:21,691 --> 00:36:23,488 -Are you kidding? -Talking behind my back. 343 00:36:23,571 --> 00:36:26,961 I've been onto you for a Iong time. I just have too much class to spell it out! 344 00:36:27,051 --> 00:36:29,440 -Why don't you spell it out? -I could never talk to you. 345 00:36:29,531 --> 00:36:31,123 -You're insensitive! -I'm insensitive? 346 00:36:31,211 --> 00:36:33,122 -And you're insensitive! -I'm insensitive? 347 00:36:33,211 --> 00:36:36,123 You're sensitive? You can't even vomit. 348 00:36:40,171 --> 00:36:41,923 Make your point. 349 00:36:44,931 --> 00:36:49,243 Harry. You get to work on time. You fawn over your wife. 350 00:36:49,331 --> 00:36:53,404 You're absorbed by yourself and you have no sense of humour. 351 00:36:56,091 --> 00:36:58,241 I have no sense of humour? 352 00:36:59,691 --> 00:37:01,727 I have no sense of humour? 353 00:37:06,571 --> 00:37:07,765 I have no sense of humour? 354 00:37:07,851 --> 00:37:09,409 You're clutching at straws. You have nothing. 355 00:37:09,491 --> 00:37:13,040 If I said what was really on my mind, you'd be crying. 356 00:37:13,131 --> 00:37:15,691 -Say it. -Harry, you're a phoney. 357 00:37:17,451 --> 00:37:19,123 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 358 00:37:19,211 --> 00:37:23,409 I'm a phoney? I'm a phoney? Nobody calls me a phoney! 359 00:37:23,891 --> 00:37:25,244 Bite his finger! Bite his finger! 360 00:37:25,331 --> 00:37:28,129 I'm a phoney, huh? I'm a phoney? 361 00:37:28,211 --> 00:37:32,489 No! Nobody calls me a phoney! Nobody calls me a phoney! 362 00:37:32,571 --> 00:37:35,722 No! Nobody calls me a phoney! 363 00:37:35,811 --> 00:37:38,689 -No, nobody calls me a phoney! -Good friends don't fight! Good friends... 364 00:37:38,771 --> 00:37:40,648 -Nobody! -Come here. 365 00:37:41,251 --> 00:37:44,880 Come on. Hey, Archie, come here. Shake hands! 366 00:37:45,811 --> 00:37:47,881 Come on, now, shake hands! 367 00:37:51,691 --> 00:37:53,602 Give me a dime, Archie. 368 00:37:54,051 --> 00:37:56,519 Harry, I'II not only give you a dime, I'II give you my Iife. 369 00:37:56,611 --> 00:37:58,806 Now, you want a dime, you got a dime. 370 00:37:58,891 --> 00:38:00,370 Give it to me. 371 00:38:02,011 --> 00:38:03,967 He won't call her. 372 00:38:04,051 --> 00:38:06,246 I'II call my wife and tell her about my friends. 373 00:38:06,331 --> 00:38:10,210 What did you do, darling? Went to a funeral. How was it? Marvellous! 374 00:38:10,291 --> 00:38:12,680 How's that for a two-day venture? 375 00:38:15,211 --> 00:38:18,567 What's my number? I forgot my number. Gus, what's my number? 376 00:38:18,651 --> 00:38:19,686 Seven, four, three, two... 377 00:38:19,771 --> 00:38:23,810 I know it. I know it. Seven, four, what? Seven, four, three, what? 378 00:38:23,891 --> 00:38:27,327 -Seven, four, three... -I know it! I know it. I know it. 379 00:38:31,331 --> 00:38:33,606 Loved the answer. "I know it." 380 00:38:39,571 --> 00:38:41,084 Give me a beer. 381 00:39:01,811 --> 00:39:03,164 God damn! 382 00:39:49,371 --> 00:39:51,646 You guys going to work today? 383 00:39:54,131 --> 00:39:55,450 Gus? 384 00:39:57,531 --> 00:39:59,408 You going to work today? 385 00:40:01,051 --> 00:40:02,848 I don't know, Harry. 386 00:40:05,291 --> 00:40:08,089 -Archie? -I'm thinking about it. 387 00:40:08,171 --> 00:40:09,843 Louder! I can never hear you! 388 00:40:09,931 --> 00:40:11,922 Harry, I said I was thinking about it! 389 00:40:12,011 --> 00:40:13,729 -Are you going to work today? -I'm thinking about it. 390 00:40:13,811 --> 00:40:17,850 Well, I'm going to work today! I'm going to go right home and go to work. 391 00:40:17,931 --> 00:40:20,968 -You know, you've got an awful Iot to Iearn. -Let's go home. Gus. 392 00:40:21,051 --> 00:40:23,440 You know absolutely nothing about people. 393 00:40:23,531 --> 00:40:24,520 Arch. 394 00:40:24,691 --> 00:40:27,125 You know you screwed up tonight. 395 00:40:27,211 --> 00:40:28,769 -What do you want? -Let's go. 396 00:40:28,851 --> 00:40:30,364 I don't know why I bother with you anyway. 397 00:40:30,451 --> 00:40:34,967 I hate this man. I hate him. I really hate him. 398 00:40:35,051 --> 00:40:36,928 Let's get out of here. 399 00:40:37,971 --> 00:40:40,246 Gus, Archie, 400 00:40:42,451 --> 00:40:45,011 Iook what I did to the phone booth. 401 00:40:46,251 --> 00:40:48,481 I kicked the hell out of it. 402 00:40:49,451 --> 00:40:50,600 Yeah. 403 00:40:51,931 --> 00:40:54,399 Like I've been telling my wife for years. 404 00:40:54,491 --> 00:40:57,801 Aside from sex, and she's very good at it, 405 00:40:57,891 --> 00:41:01,327 God damn it, I Iike you guys better. 406 00:41:02,371 --> 00:41:06,284 I really do. Now, who the hell else could put up with me, huh? 407 00:41:06,371 --> 00:41:08,327 I'm a jerk. I know it. 408 00:41:09,771 --> 00:41:12,490 So Iet's go home and get it over with. 409 00:41:14,531 --> 00:41:15,805 Gus, 410 00:41:18,491 --> 00:41:20,004 I Iove you. 411 00:41:21,611 --> 00:41:22,839 Archie... 412 00:41:24,811 --> 00:41:28,963 -Don't do that to me, I'II kill you! -I could kiss you on the mouth. 413 00:41:29,251 --> 00:41:31,401 I Iove you. I Iove you both. 414 00:41:31,491 --> 00:41:33,607 -Get away from me. -Now, Iet's go home and get it over with. 415 00:41:33,691 --> 00:41:35,010 You fairy! 416 00:41:39,811 --> 00:41:41,244 Fairy Harry! 417 00:41:47,531 --> 00:41:49,522 I wouldn't be surprised! 418 00:41:51,771 --> 00:41:53,568 Might be better off! 419 00:42:05,651 --> 00:42:07,881 -You're amazing! -He's amazing! 420 00:42:07,971 --> 00:42:09,563 You are amazing! 421 00:42:10,291 --> 00:42:11,485 I know. 422 00:42:13,331 --> 00:42:17,040 What do you want us to do? You want us to go home with you? 423 00:42:19,491 --> 00:42:22,369 -Let's go home. -Let's go home. 424 00:42:31,051 --> 00:42:34,646 We'II never make the 8:02. We're Iate. We got 10 minutes. 425 00:42:35,291 --> 00:42:37,805 Shave, shower, 10 minutes! 426 00:42:37,891 --> 00:42:40,564 Let the cab go! We'II take my car. 427 00:42:52,411 --> 00:42:54,971 That's the difference between him and us. 428 00:42:55,051 --> 00:42:59,283 If my wife opens her mouth to me about anything, I finish that fast. 429 00:42:59,851 --> 00:43:02,365 -You're right. -I walk right in there... I know I'm right. 430 00:43:02,451 --> 00:43:05,329 And I spell it out. And that's what you have to do. 431 00:43:05,531 --> 00:43:06,930 Right, that's what you have to do. 432 00:43:07,011 --> 00:43:08,569 I'm not going to shower for her. 433 00:43:08,651 --> 00:43:11,290 If I want to stink, I'II stink. That's my privilege, 434 00:43:11,371 --> 00:43:13,282 -and I'm not showering for him. -Right. 435 00:43:13,371 --> 00:43:15,760 -I wouldn't shower for you. -Don't. 436 00:43:15,851 --> 00:43:17,409 -I'm not going to shave, either. -Don't shave. 437 00:43:17,491 --> 00:43:19,368 If I want to be dirty, I'II be dirty. 438 00:43:19,451 --> 00:43:22,363 Look, if you want to be dirty, you be dirty. You go ahead and be dirty. 439 00:43:22,451 --> 00:43:25,648 You have to be free. You have to be an individual. 440 00:43:43,491 --> 00:43:44,924 Where is she? 441 00:43:51,211 --> 00:43:52,929 Tell her I'm sorry. 442 00:43:56,091 --> 00:43:58,525 Tell her I'II talk to her tonight. 443 00:43:59,491 --> 00:44:01,641 -Tell her I Iove her. -AII right, Harry, I'II tell her. 444 00:44:01,731 --> 00:44:02,880 I Iove you, too. 445 00:44:02,971 --> 00:44:05,565 -You're a bad boy. -I'm not a bad boy! 446 00:44:06,211 --> 00:44:07,485 You understand me. 447 00:44:07,571 --> 00:44:10,722 If she wasn't your daughter, you'd be on my side. 448 00:44:11,131 --> 00:44:12,325 I'm not allowed to say anything. 449 00:44:12,411 --> 00:44:14,800 AII right, don't say anything. Who the hell asked you to say anything? 450 00:44:14,891 --> 00:44:16,483 -Don't say anything. -I didn't say anything! 451 00:44:16,571 --> 00:44:19,290 Then don't! I know what side you're on. 452 00:44:20,531 --> 00:44:22,522 Just say goodbye for me. 453 00:44:37,891 --> 00:44:39,040 Yeah. 454 00:45:01,251 --> 00:45:02,525 Terrible. 455 00:45:03,651 --> 00:45:05,642 No sensitivity Ieft. 456 00:45:05,731 --> 00:45:09,565 You wanna be alone, you can't even be alone in your own house. 457 00:45:11,251 --> 00:45:13,765 Look, you don't have to hide from me any more. 458 00:45:13,851 --> 00:45:15,842 I know you don't Iove me. 459 00:45:17,011 --> 00:45:19,525 I just don't Iike being in a closet. 460 00:45:20,011 --> 00:45:23,003 So Iet's end the suspense. 461 00:45:23,571 --> 00:45:26,210 -You know how I feel. -Tell me. 462 00:45:26,291 --> 00:45:28,088 I don't want a scene. 463 00:45:29,571 --> 00:45:31,323 What about the children? We have three children. 464 00:45:31,411 --> 00:45:34,847 They'II do just fine. Mother! Mother, sit down! 465 00:45:51,771 --> 00:45:52,920 Look, 466 00:45:54,371 --> 00:45:57,169 I Iove you, and I Iove the children. 467 00:45:57,251 --> 00:46:00,448 I'm telling you that right in front of your mother. 468 00:46:01,171 --> 00:46:02,809 I just... 469 00:46:03,531 --> 00:46:06,762 I'm just uncomfortable in front of you. That's it. 470 00:46:07,851 --> 00:46:09,842 There's nothing personal. 471 00:46:16,811 --> 00:46:18,449 Nothing personal. 472 00:46:51,451 --> 00:46:52,770 Harry... 473 00:46:57,091 --> 00:46:59,002 I just can't stand you. 474 00:47:05,331 --> 00:47:07,083 -Annie! -You stay out of this! 475 00:47:07,171 --> 00:47:08,968 You stay out of this! 476 00:47:09,451 --> 00:47:11,123 Stay out of this. 477 00:47:13,651 --> 00:47:15,721 Annie. Annie. 478 00:47:15,811 --> 00:47:17,483 -Ma, get the knife. -Annie. 479 00:47:17,571 --> 00:47:19,289 -I'II kill him! -Give me that knife. 480 00:47:19,371 --> 00:47:22,807 Give me that knife! Give me that knife! Give it to me! 481 00:47:25,771 --> 00:47:27,762 -Down on your knees. Down on your knees. -No. 482 00:47:27,851 --> 00:47:30,524 Down on your knees. Down on your knees! 483 00:47:31,211 --> 00:47:33,406 Now, I'm calm. I'm very calm. 484 00:47:33,811 --> 00:47:35,244 You Iove me? 485 00:47:37,131 --> 00:47:38,644 Say you Iove... Say you Iove... 486 00:47:38,731 --> 00:47:40,369 Just say you Iove good old Harry. 487 00:47:40,451 --> 00:47:43,363 You Iove Harry, don't you? Poor working stiff. 488 00:47:43,451 --> 00:47:45,646 You Iove me. Say you Iove me. 489 00:47:45,971 --> 00:47:47,563 Say you Iove me! 490 00:47:49,611 --> 00:47:50,805 Say it! 491 00:47:51,811 --> 00:47:53,164 I Iove you. 492 00:47:53,771 --> 00:47:55,648 -Again. -I Iove you. 493 00:47:56,931 --> 00:47:59,729 That's better. That's not so hard, is it? 494 00:48:00,491 --> 00:48:02,049 I Iove you, too. 495 00:48:05,091 --> 00:48:07,207 -I'm gonna call the police on him. -Annie. 496 00:48:07,291 --> 00:48:09,327 I'II kill him. 497 00:48:09,411 --> 00:48:12,323 -I'm gonna call the police on him. -You'II call the police? 498 00:48:12,411 --> 00:48:14,686 You're going to call the police? 499 00:48:14,771 --> 00:48:16,727 I know how to get to you. 500 00:48:16,811 --> 00:48:18,085 -I know how to get to you. -Oh, Harry! Harry! 501 00:48:18,171 --> 00:48:20,685 -I know how to get to you! -Don't you hurt my mother! 502 00:48:20,771 --> 00:48:24,366 Shut up! Shut up! Get away from me! 503 00:48:24,451 --> 00:48:27,966 -Hey, hey! -You satisfied? You satisfied? 504 00:48:29,171 --> 00:48:31,048 I'II kill her! I'II kill her! 505 00:48:31,131 --> 00:48:33,326 I'II kill her! I'II kill her! 506 00:48:35,131 --> 00:48:36,689 I'II kill her! 507 00:48:37,411 --> 00:48:41,120 -Open the door! -I'II kill her! I'II kill her! 508 00:48:41,211 --> 00:48:42,883 -Open the door. -I'm a funny guy, right? 509 00:48:42,971 --> 00:48:44,723 Yeah, yeah, come on! 510 00:48:56,611 --> 00:48:58,920 AII right. AII right. 511 00:49:10,731 --> 00:49:12,210 I'm freezing. 512 00:49:12,931 --> 00:49:14,649 Must be emotional. 513 00:49:17,451 --> 00:49:19,282 I must be going nuts. 514 00:49:22,851 --> 00:49:24,569 I hate that house. 515 00:49:25,491 --> 00:49:28,244 I only Iived there because of a woman. 516 00:49:28,331 --> 00:49:31,243 You know. The Iegs, the breasts, the mouth. 517 00:49:33,971 --> 00:49:35,086 Well, 518 00:49:36,611 --> 00:49:38,966 not any more. No, sir. 519 00:49:40,931 --> 00:49:42,364 Gus. Archie. 520 00:49:47,171 --> 00:49:49,446 I'm confused, I tell you. 521 00:49:50,491 --> 00:49:52,925 Because I know I'm going to go in that house 522 00:49:53,011 --> 00:49:54,569 and I know I'm not going to go in that house, 523 00:49:54,651 --> 00:49:57,768 because if I go in that house, I'II only say I'm sorry. 524 00:49:57,851 --> 00:50:00,319 So that's it. I'm going away. 525 00:50:00,411 --> 00:50:01,969 I got... 526 00:50:02,051 --> 00:50:04,770 This and this is... 527 00:50:11,051 --> 00:50:13,485 You had a Iot of hair then, Harry. 528 00:50:13,571 --> 00:50:15,880 I got older. She gets younger. 529 00:50:16,451 --> 00:50:19,045 They all get younger. You get older. 530 00:50:19,131 --> 00:50:22,407 Well, that's it. I'II go to Africa, Russia, China! 531 00:50:23,531 --> 00:50:26,443 I don't care. I don't care. 532 00:50:28,851 --> 00:50:32,207 You're not the first guy to ever punch his wife out. 533 00:50:33,091 --> 00:50:36,128 -Here he goes again. -I have to agree with him. 534 00:50:36,931 --> 00:50:39,445 -You going to start? -Listen, you worry about your family, 535 00:50:39,531 --> 00:50:41,965 we worry about our family. That's the way it is. 536 00:50:42,051 --> 00:50:43,803 Well, what's wrong with that? 537 00:50:43,891 --> 00:50:47,725 Well, you're not worried about our family when you go on Iike that because... 538 00:50:47,811 --> 00:50:48,960 You're going to put me down again, right? 539 00:50:49,051 --> 00:50:52,327 -We have our problems, Harry. -AII right, I get it. I get it. 540 00:50:52,411 --> 00:50:54,402 -I know who my friends are. -It's not all one way, you know! 541 00:50:54,491 --> 00:50:56,686 -I'II just go to work and think it over! -Wait a minute. 542 00:50:56,771 --> 00:50:59,888 -I'II go to work and think it over, that's all. -Wait a minute. Wait! 543 00:50:59,971 --> 00:51:03,566 I'm going to work! You want to go to work? I'II drive you. 544 00:51:04,651 --> 00:51:06,004 -Are you going to work? -Harry. 545 00:51:06,091 --> 00:51:08,002 -Archie. -I'II get in the car with you. 546 00:51:08,091 --> 00:51:10,207 After that, I don't know, because you can be violent. 547 00:51:10,291 --> 00:51:13,840 -Okay, that's all I ask. -Harry, you're a fantastic man... 548 00:51:39,331 --> 00:51:41,606 You guys smell, you know that? 549 00:51:42,971 --> 00:51:45,405 How can you go to work Iike that? 550 00:51:48,451 --> 00:51:53,206 You put your fingers in people's mouths all day Iong. Look at your fingernails. 551 00:51:57,371 --> 00:52:00,647 You were right there. Shave, take a shower, something! 552 00:52:00,731 --> 00:52:02,289 Change your underwear! 553 00:52:02,371 --> 00:52:04,760 We don't Iike your underwear. 554 00:52:04,851 --> 00:52:08,127 Your underwear. What is that, Bahama underwear you got? 555 00:52:08,211 --> 00:52:09,360 Child. 556 00:52:10,891 --> 00:52:12,210 Children. 557 00:52:46,891 --> 00:52:48,483 Will you cut it out? 558 00:52:48,571 --> 00:52:50,562 Oh, just cut it out. 559 00:52:50,731 --> 00:52:53,086 Just cut it out. I'm in no mood. 560 00:53:02,251 --> 00:53:03,320 -Listen... -Lay off! 561 00:53:03,411 --> 00:53:05,288 -Harry! -I'm warning you, Iay off! 562 00:53:05,371 --> 00:53:07,009 Harry, Iisten. 563 00:53:08,651 --> 00:53:10,562 Now, get away from me! 564 00:53:12,011 --> 00:53:13,967 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 565 00:53:14,051 --> 00:53:17,521 -Wait a minute. Wait a minute. -Look, what are you, an idiot? 566 00:53:17,611 --> 00:53:19,727 What are you, an idiot? Wait a... 567 00:53:21,491 --> 00:53:23,243 Get your hands off! 568 00:53:39,331 --> 00:53:41,765 Doctor will be with you in just a minute. 569 00:53:41,851 --> 00:53:44,445 -Good morning. -Good morning. 570 00:53:44,531 --> 00:53:46,123 Archie, Iisten to me. 571 00:53:46,211 --> 00:53:49,328 I'm either going to change him into me, or I'm going to change him into... 572 00:53:49,411 --> 00:53:51,003 I don't know what I'm going to change him into. 573 00:53:51,091 --> 00:53:53,321 His basic problem... Listen to this. 574 00:53:53,411 --> 00:53:55,845 He went into the house this morning because he was supposed to. 575 00:53:55,931 --> 00:53:57,808 I can't put my finger on what's wrong with that. 576 00:53:57,891 --> 00:53:59,847 -That's wrong. Right? -Damn right, it's wrong. 577 00:53:59,931 --> 00:54:01,808 -Right. -It's everything. It's the way he walks, 578 00:54:01,891 --> 00:54:04,610 the way he dresses, what he thinks, what he doesn't think. 579 00:54:04,691 --> 00:54:07,159 It's deeper than that. He's going through a change of Iife. 580 00:54:07,251 --> 00:54:10,243 -Listen to me! I've watched him all week... -I have no time, Archie, I'm... 581 00:54:10,331 --> 00:54:11,764 He's definitely going through a change of Iife. 582 00:54:11,851 --> 00:54:15,810 -Could you just hold it one second? -Yeah, but think about that, would you? 583 00:54:16,811 --> 00:54:18,324 Tray, please. 584 00:54:19,051 --> 00:54:22,646 -Hello. -Hello. You saw my x-rays Iast Tuesday. 585 00:54:22,731 --> 00:54:25,245 -They took x-rays. -Yeah, I saw that. 586 00:54:27,331 --> 00:54:30,641 I'm very nervous. I hate dentists. Did Harry tell you that? 587 00:54:30,731 --> 00:54:32,130 No, we didn't get around to that yet. 588 00:54:32,211 --> 00:54:35,408 You see, once I went to a dentist, and he hurt me. 589 00:54:36,011 --> 00:54:40,687 I think I'm allergic to Novocain. I think so, you know? 590 00:54:40,771 --> 00:54:45,686 You know, I hate needles and drills, you know? You don't give a gas, do you? 591 00:54:45,771 --> 00:54:47,807 No, I really don't know what you're saying. Just open, please. 592 00:54:47,891 --> 00:54:50,166 I just want to check your gums. 593 00:54:52,731 --> 00:54:53,925 Something wrong, is there? 594 00:54:54,011 --> 00:54:56,525 Miss Hines, Miss Hines, what's the matter? 595 00:54:56,611 --> 00:54:59,728 I'm sorry, I'm so nervous. I can't stop Iaughing. 596 00:55:01,531 --> 00:55:04,091 Let the doctor check you, Miss Hines. 597 00:55:04,171 --> 00:55:07,288 Let the doctor check you, Miss Hines. Relax. 598 00:55:07,371 --> 00:55:10,522 I don't want him to do anything. I want to be Iike this. 599 00:55:10,611 --> 00:55:13,250 I'm making an ass out of myself. I told myself that I wouldn't... 600 00:55:13,331 --> 00:55:17,165 Look, just open a minute. Hold it, darling. Darling, darling. 601 00:55:17,731 --> 00:55:19,642 Take it easy now. I feel... 602 00:55:19,731 --> 00:55:23,485 AII right, just open now. Just say... Nice and gentle. 603 00:55:27,651 --> 00:55:30,119 -I'm awfully sorry. I didn't mean... -That's okay, just open, please. 604 00:55:30,211 --> 00:55:32,520 Open, open. Say "ah." 605 00:55:35,771 --> 00:55:39,400 That's nice. You're in nice shape. 606 00:55:39,971 --> 00:55:42,769 Yeah? Are you sure? I mean, there's nothing really wrong? 607 00:55:42,851 --> 00:55:45,684 -Just open... -I can't stand this any more. 608 00:55:46,091 --> 00:55:47,524 I got to go. 609 00:55:49,091 --> 00:55:51,321 -I got to go, Gus! -CIose your mouth for a minute. Okay. 610 00:55:51,411 --> 00:55:54,050 Just one second. I can't stand it, either. 611 00:55:58,411 --> 00:55:59,844 Hello? 612 00:55:59,931 --> 00:56:02,525 -Harry, it's for you. It's Archie and Gus. -Can't talk. 613 00:56:02,611 --> 00:56:04,647 Oh, your secretary has it. 614 00:56:10,571 --> 00:56:12,880 -It's Mr BIack and Gus to meet you. -I told you to take a message. 615 00:56:13,011 --> 00:56:14,967 -But they said it's very important. -I can't talk to them. 616 00:56:15,051 --> 00:56:17,849 -They're on their way over to see... -Tell them not to come. 617 00:56:17,931 --> 00:56:19,808 Tell them I'm busy. I'm a man of responsibilities. 618 00:56:19,891 --> 00:56:22,928 Tell them I'm a man who is responsible. I'm not a bum. 619 00:56:23,011 --> 00:56:24,729 And no more calls! 620 00:56:50,131 --> 00:56:53,726 Since when is it your product is supposed to make ours... 621 00:57:14,131 --> 00:57:17,567 -Harry! -Hi, Harry. 622 00:57:17,651 --> 00:57:21,439 -Harry! -Ed Weintraub. 623 00:57:21,531 --> 00:57:27,049 Oh, Harry! The times we had together, weren't they wonderful, huh? 624 00:57:27,171 --> 00:57:28,604 -Wonderful, wonderful. -Yeah, they're good. 625 00:57:28,691 --> 00:57:30,204 Where should we go to? 626 00:57:30,291 --> 00:57:31,644 -I don't know... -Let's go! 627 00:57:31,731 --> 00:57:33,926 Right this way, Mr Weintraub. 628 00:58:05,371 --> 00:58:07,441 -You guys going with me or not? -Where? Where you going? 629 00:58:07,531 --> 00:58:09,362 London. London, England. 630 00:58:09,451 --> 00:58:10,964 London, England. 631 00:58:12,251 --> 00:58:14,242 London. London, England. 632 00:58:15,091 --> 00:58:17,241 Come on, Harry, you're not... 633 00:58:17,331 --> 00:58:19,845 The hell with you. I don't need you. 634 00:58:21,211 --> 00:58:23,042 You're being serious. 635 00:58:25,611 --> 00:58:26,839 -You're a jerk, right? -Right! 636 00:58:26,931 --> 00:58:29,320 -I'm a jerk, right? You're a jerk, right? -Yeah, yeah! 637 00:58:29,411 --> 00:58:31,641 I'm going to London. 638 00:58:31,731 --> 00:58:33,210 -I'm going to London. -You're going to London? 639 00:58:33,291 --> 00:58:35,441 -I'm going to London. -Well, if you're going to London 640 00:58:35,531 --> 00:58:36,964 and you're going to London, I'm going to London. 641 00:58:37,051 --> 00:58:38,120 Okay. 642 00:58:38,211 --> 00:58:39,564 AII right, you know what we do with this jerk? 643 00:58:39,651 --> 00:58:41,528 -We take him to London, right? -Right. 644 00:58:41,611 --> 00:58:44,330 We take him to London, we take him to a hotel, 645 00:58:44,411 --> 00:58:46,447 we tuck him in, and then we come back home. 646 00:58:46,531 --> 00:58:48,123 -That's all right. -Let's call our wives. 647 00:58:48,211 --> 00:58:49,200 AII right. 648 00:59:32,051 --> 00:59:33,530 Hello, Jeanie? 649 00:59:34,451 --> 00:59:36,521 It's your Golden Greek. 650 00:59:37,011 --> 00:59:39,206 This is your sweet potato. 651 00:59:40,731 --> 00:59:43,199 You're sore at me, aren't you, huh? 652 00:59:49,411 --> 00:59:50,685 No... 653 00:59:51,331 --> 00:59:54,368 We're going to go away with him. We're going to go to London with him. 654 00:59:54,451 --> 00:59:57,921 Yeah, we're just going to tuck him in bed, and get him into a hotel, 655 00:59:58,011 --> 01:00:00,764 and then we're going to come right back. 656 01:00:05,291 --> 01:00:07,851 There is no problem, it's just that, 657 01:00:08,171 --> 01:00:10,844 sweetheart, we need our passports. 658 01:00:10,931 --> 01:00:14,128 Yeah, Archie and I, we don't have the passports. 659 01:00:14,611 --> 01:00:16,886 You know where my passport is? 660 01:00:18,411 --> 01:00:20,606 Well, will you go... 661 01:00:20,691 --> 01:00:24,730 Will you go over to Archie's house and ask Kate for his passport? 662 01:00:25,651 --> 01:00:27,164 Oh, I Iove you. 663 01:00:27,771 --> 01:00:31,127 Yeah, you're terrific. Yeah, you're really terrific. 664 01:00:32,211 --> 01:00:34,042 Yeah, I Iove you, too. 665 01:00:44,771 --> 01:00:46,284 Jealous. 666 01:00:46,371 --> 01:00:47,850 Can you imagine that? 667 01:00:47,931 --> 01:00:50,206 AII the women are around me in my office all day Iong, 668 01:00:50,291 --> 01:00:54,569 she's jealous over some foreign country I've never been to before. 669 01:01:17,731 --> 01:01:20,689 -I'm very excited. -So am I. 670 01:01:24,571 --> 01:01:26,527 Why do you Iook so worried? 671 01:01:26,611 --> 01:01:28,249 I'm not worried. 672 01:01:30,571 --> 01:01:33,927 That's good because we're in the middle of the ocean. 673 01:01:40,891 --> 01:01:44,770 No sense in being worried in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, right? 674 01:01:44,851 --> 01:01:46,250 Right. 675 01:01:46,331 --> 01:01:48,208 -How are you, Archie? -Good. 676 01:01:57,291 --> 01:01:58,360 Thank you. I had a wonderful flight. 677 01:01:58,451 --> 01:02:00,965 Thank you very much. Goodbye. 678 01:02:02,011 --> 01:02:03,080 Goodbye. 679 01:02:03,171 --> 01:02:06,402 -Thank you. -Goodbye. Thank you for flying Pan Am. 680 01:02:06,731 --> 01:02:09,245 Goodbye. Hope you had a nice flight. 681 01:02:09,691 --> 01:02:12,603 Goodbye, sir. Hope you had a nice flight. 682 01:02:13,051 --> 01:02:14,803 Goodbye now, sir. 683 01:02:16,611 --> 01:02:18,090 Goodbye, sir. 684 01:02:55,331 --> 01:02:56,480 Wet! 685 01:03:02,611 --> 01:03:06,445 You have a connecting door, sir, but we'II have to go around. 686 01:03:18,931 --> 01:03:20,523 -Everything all right, gentlemen? -What? 687 01:03:20,611 --> 01:03:21,964 -What? -Is what's all right? 688 01:03:22,051 --> 01:03:24,406 Excuse me, please. This way, sir. 689 01:03:46,371 --> 01:03:48,168 I'II take this one. 690 01:03:54,531 --> 01:03:56,408 -American money all right? -Yes, sir. 691 01:03:56,491 --> 01:03:58,049 -There you go. -Thank you very much, sir. 692 01:03:58,131 --> 01:03:59,883 -There you go. -Thank you, sir. Good day, sir. 693 01:03:59,971 --> 01:04:01,450 -Oh, the key. -Have a good day, sir. 694 01:04:06,611 --> 01:04:08,408 Look at the bathroom. 695 01:04:09,771 --> 01:04:11,682 I Iike your room, Arch. 696 01:04:23,451 --> 01:04:25,123 Look at the rain. 697 01:04:25,211 --> 01:04:27,247 It rains a Iot in London. 698 01:04:28,091 --> 01:04:29,729 I Iike the rain. 699 01:04:30,251 --> 01:04:32,048 Let's take a shower. 700 01:04:32,411 --> 01:04:34,641 Let's take a shower and get some sleep, 701 01:04:34,731 --> 01:04:37,199 and then we'II order some clothes and get some clothes... 702 01:04:37,291 --> 01:04:40,681 That's right. That's right. We'II take an hour's nap. AII I need is an hour. 703 01:04:40,771 --> 01:04:41,886 We need some clothes. 704 01:04:41,971 --> 01:04:43,802 I sleep an hour, I feel Iike I slept 12. 705 01:04:43,891 --> 01:04:46,086 -Oh, boy. -Rain is fantastic. 706 01:04:46,171 --> 01:04:49,208 -Then we get some women. -We need some sleep. 707 01:04:51,931 --> 01:04:55,765 Harry, my wife is not so good in bed. Maybe that's the answer. 708 01:04:56,091 --> 01:04:59,288 I mean, I don't enjoy it that much. I'm very slow. 709 01:05:00,491 --> 01:05:02,243 Well, maybe that's the answer. 710 01:05:02,331 --> 01:05:04,162 May I ask a question? 711 01:05:05,771 --> 01:05:07,841 What does that mean, slow? 712 01:05:08,771 --> 01:05:12,764 He's saying you're great in bed, and he stinks in bed, is that right? 713 01:05:12,851 --> 01:05:15,046 -Archie! -I never said that. 714 01:05:15,651 --> 01:05:17,130 -I don't care. -He doesn't care. 715 01:05:17,211 --> 01:05:18,280 If I cared, I wouldn't have any. 716 01:05:18,371 --> 01:05:22,250 I don't care either, because there's going to be no more talk. 717 01:05:25,371 --> 01:05:27,123 Go out and get it. 718 01:05:27,691 --> 01:05:29,204 Is that wrong? 719 01:05:32,691 --> 01:05:34,044 Oh, my God. 720 01:05:34,891 --> 01:05:36,085 My arm. 721 01:05:36,891 --> 01:05:38,244 Oh, my God. 722 01:05:54,211 --> 01:05:56,771 There's a cab. Come on. Here we go. 723 01:05:58,651 --> 01:06:00,528 -Come on in. -It's England. 724 01:06:00,611 --> 01:06:02,010 It's England. 725 01:06:02,091 --> 01:06:03,763 We're in England. 726 01:06:09,971 --> 01:06:11,086 -Good evening, gentlemen. -Good evening. 727 01:06:11,171 --> 01:06:14,368 -Do you wish to play? -Yes, we'd Iike to play craps. 728 01:06:14,931 --> 01:06:16,489 -You have craps here? -We got craps. Got everything. 729 01:06:16,571 --> 01:06:18,129 -AII right, that's what we Iike. -We need chips. 730 01:06:18,211 --> 01:06:21,123 -Chips, right. Get some chips, that's all. -The cashier can help you there, sir. 731 01:06:21,211 --> 01:06:22,530 Thank you. 732 01:06:23,451 --> 01:06:27,205 -We only have American money. -I see. Can I have it, please? 733 01:06:27,691 --> 01:06:28,840 -What? -Can I have it, please? 734 01:06:28,931 --> 01:06:30,728 Give him the money. 735 01:06:31,851 --> 01:06:35,605 But we're running Iow on cash. Traveller's cheques all right? 736 01:06:35,691 --> 01:06:37,170 Traveller's cheques, American. 737 01:06:37,251 --> 01:06:38,969 Can I see your passport, sir? 738 01:06:39,051 --> 01:06:40,279 Just a formality, sir. 739 01:06:40,371 --> 01:06:41,770 Show him the passport, Harry. We've got passports. 740 01:06:41,851 --> 01:06:43,648 Wait a minute, wait a minute, everything all right here? 741 01:06:43,731 --> 01:06:45,642 -Everything's all right. -That's very good, sir. Thank you. 742 01:06:45,731 --> 01:06:46,846 -$200 all right? -$200? 743 01:06:46,931 --> 01:06:49,240 Yes, sir. Would you sign, please? 744 01:06:50,691 --> 01:06:52,090 Here you are, sir. $200. 745 01:06:52,171 --> 01:06:54,560 -Thank you. Thank you. -Thank you very much, sir. Thank you. 746 01:06:54,651 --> 01:06:56,482 It's your fault we came to London, right? 747 01:06:56,571 --> 01:06:58,527 Harry, come on, what about our chips? 748 01:06:58,611 --> 01:07:00,647 We're not, you know, we're not alone here. Everybody's together. 749 01:07:00,731 --> 01:07:03,006 Come on, Gus. Gus, come on. 750 01:07:03,091 --> 01:07:04,649 Get your chips. 751 01:07:07,891 --> 01:07:09,961 -What'II we play? -Wait for Gus. Come on. 752 01:07:10,051 --> 01:07:11,803 -Craps? -What do you mean, come on? I'm here. 753 01:07:11,891 --> 01:07:13,165 Craps? 754 01:07:13,251 --> 01:07:14,730 -Craps, right. -Right. 755 01:07:14,811 --> 01:07:16,483 Good game, gents. Your roll. 756 01:07:16,571 --> 01:07:18,448 Go ahead. Shillings. 757 01:07:18,811 --> 01:07:21,041 -Your dice. -Right. 758 01:07:21,131 --> 01:07:22,564 -Your dice. -I'm not shooting. 759 01:07:22,651 --> 01:07:25,563 He shoots. I'm the brains. I shoot. 760 01:07:25,651 --> 01:07:28,290 You're the brains. Gus, Gus, Gus! 761 01:07:28,371 --> 01:07:30,248 Five on the win. 762 01:07:30,331 --> 01:07:33,323 -Gus! -First time in London. Let's go. 763 01:07:33,771 --> 01:07:36,843 -Here we go! Here we go! -That's the way to start. 764 01:07:36,931 --> 01:07:39,126 -Press the seven. -Bet eleven, shooter coming in. 765 01:07:39,211 --> 01:07:41,202 -We're new here. -That's not the way to bet. 766 01:07:41,291 --> 01:07:44,044 You'II see. Ten a point. 767 01:07:44,131 --> 01:07:45,689 -Now, you have to press. -I got no money to press. 768 01:07:45,771 --> 01:07:47,489 Bet it hard now, gents. 2-to-1 odds. 769 01:07:47,571 --> 01:07:49,880 Bet four, six, 770 01:07:50,891 --> 01:07:53,359 -the eight. And the nine. -On the five. 771 01:07:53,571 --> 01:07:56,404 -Cover the field. -No bets over there. 772 01:07:56,491 --> 01:07:58,129 No place bets. 773 01:07:59,171 --> 01:08:01,127 -Point's 10, shooter. -I know the game. 774 01:08:01,211 --> 01:08:02,610 You know the game. 775 01:08:02,691 --> 01:08:05,159 -Don't Iisten to him next time. -Rolling numbers here. 776 01:08:05,251 --> 01:08:07,162 -Go get them, Gus. -Right back, that's the 10, honey. 777 01:08:07,251 --> 01:08:08,366 Let's not waste time. 778 01:08:08,451 --> 01:08:10,840 Win at 10. Point 10, 64, pay Iine. 779 01:08:10,931 --> 01:08:12,887 Here we go. Here we go. 780 01:08:13,371 --> 01:08:16,363 That's right. Now, we've doubled their money, you see that? 781 01:08:16,451 --> 01:08:18,885 Take it first bet back. 782 01:08:18,971 --> 01:08:21,166 -�10. -Harry. Leave your first bet... 783 01:08:21,251 --> 01:08:22,366 -I know what I'm doing, Gus. -Take some off, 784 01:08:22,451 --> 01:08:23,645 you need some to put on the back of the Iine. 785 01:08:23,731 --> 01:08:25,562 -Hold it. -Discuss it with him, come on. 786 01:08:25,651 --> 01:08:27,767 -Your roll now coming out. -Now, he gets �4 for that. 787 01:08:27,851 --> 01:08:30,411 -Can you take off your coat here? -Yes, sir. It's off on the come-out roll. 788 01:08:30,491 --> 01:08:32,368 -What? -Off on the come-out roll. 789 01:08:32,451 --> 01:08:35,602 Off on the come-out. Yes, yes, any joint will tell you that. 790 01:08:35,691 --> 01:08:37,727 -It's automatically off on the come-out roll. -Here we go there! 791 01:08:37,811 --> 01:08:40,769 Five hits, five pay Iine. Shake five, shooter. 792 01:08:41,891 --> 01:08:43,529 Go get them, Gus. Come on. 793 01:08:43,611 --> 01:08:45,920 AII right, Gus. AII right. 794 01:08:46,651 --> 01:08:48,448 That's right, yeah. 795 01:08:49,251 --> 01:08:51,446 -Throw. -You almost gave me a heart attack. 796 01:08:51,531 --> 01:08:52,930 Throw! 797 01:08:53,011 --> 01:08:55,047 -Five right back. Look at this! -Five a winner. 798 01:08:55,131 --> 01:08:56,484 Five a winner. Five a winner. 799 01:08:56,571 --> 01:08:59,244 -Fairy Harry! -We're off! Fairy Harry anything! 800 01:08:59,331 --> 01:09:02,448 -Five. -Crap. Press it. That's the number. 801 01:09:02,531 --> 01:09:04,761 Fairy Harry, where are you? 802 01:09:04,851 --> 01:09:07,240 -AII right. -Let's not Iose our composure. 803 01:09:07,331 --> 01:09:10,960 You won't get angry with me if we walk away with your club? 804 01:09:11,691 --> 01:09:13,602 -What's the name of this club? -Sportsmen's. 805 01:09:13,691 --> 01:09:16,524 Sportsmen's! Sportsmen's! Go, Gussie! 806 01:09:16,611 --> 01:09:19,000 If we're making too much noise for you, just Iet us know. 807 01:09:19,091 --> 01:09:20,126 That's all right, sir. We roll. 808 01:09:20,211 --> 01:09:21,564 I don't think they know we're American. 809 01:09:21,651 --> 01:09:23,687 -Here we go. -You have no courage. 810 01:09:23,771 --> 01:09:26,046 -You have no courage. -You don't need courage with Gus. 811 01:09:26,131 --> 01:09:28,042 You don't need courage with Gus, you need money. 812 01:09:28,131 --> 01:09:29,166 Nine. 813 01:09:29,251 --> 01:09:31,242 -Press the nine. -Better. 814 01:09:31,331 --> 01:09:33,083 The point is nine. The point is nine. 815 01:09:33,171 --> 01:09:36,607 Back up the bet with the nine. Put it on the six. Here. 816 01:09:36,691 --> 01:09:39,967 And the four, and the five, and the eight, and the ten. 817 01:09:40,051 --> 01:09:42,087 -Give me the ten, the nine. -Don't get excited! 818 01:09:42,171 --> 01:09:43,206 Attaboy, Archie. 819 01:09:43,291 --> 01:09:44,406 They never saw so much money in their Iives. 820 01:09:44,491 --> 01:09:47,324 -Live dangerously. -Here we go. The rich Americans strike back. 821 01:09:47,411 --> 01:09:48,400 Nine a winner. 822 01:09:48,491 --> 01:09:51,927 -Nine is the winner. -Yes, sir! Yes, sir, yes, sir! 823 01:09:52,891 --> 01:09:56,361 -What a country! It's a great country! -Told you! 824 01:10:02,131 --> 01:10:04,281 Eight. Press the eight. 825 01:10:04,971 --> 01:10:07,405 -We roll nothing but numbers. -Hold the dice, Gus. 826 01:10:07,491 --> 01:10:10,164 You remember Paris, do you, sweetheart? 827 01:10:11,011 --> 01:10:12,763 -Nine. A field nine. -Press the nine. 828 01:10:12,851 --> 01:10:17,003 Press the nine. The whole art to this game is the numbers! 829 01:10:17,091 --> 01:10:19,685 -You're right, I'm with you. -Not this. 830 01:10:21,291 --> 01:10:23,725 -Come on, baby! Ten. -Press the ten. 831 01:10:23,811 --> 01:10:28,282 -Press the ten. -Look at this man roll numbers! Numbers! 832 01:10:28,811 --> 01:10:29,800 Go! 833 01:10:30,171 --> 01:10:32,969 Go. Let him roll. Quiet. May we have quiet, please? 834 01:10:33,051 --> 01:10:35,281 Wait a minute, what's the number? 835 01:10:35,371 --> 01:10:38,647 It's all ours. It's all ours. Send them out! 836 01:10:38,731 --> 01:10:40,050 Let him place... 837 01:10:40,131 --> 01:10:41,723 -Here we go. Eight again. -Ten, one time. 838 01:10:41,811 --> 01:10:45,087 Seven out, Iose seven. We're on our way. Take your nut. The Iast time was a winner. 839 01:10:46,051 --> 01:10:48,645 AII right, that's it. Come on, we'II get a drink. 840 01:10:48,731 --> 01:10:50,005 Thank you very much. Let's go. 841 01:10:50,091 --> 01:10:52,480 That's for you. That's for you. 842 01:10:52,571 --> 01:10:54,801 That is for you, sir. And that is for you, sir. 843 01:10:54,891 --> 01:10:56,927 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 844 01:11:00,331 --> 01:11:02,845 We're Iovers. We don't need money. 845 01:11:03,291 --> 01:11:04,770 Harry. Harry. 846 01:11:06,811 --> 01:11:08,802 -Come on, we're all together. Wait for Gus. -Come on, Iet's go. 847 01:11:08,891 --> 01:11:12,201 -Gus, come on. Come on. Get your chips. -Come on. 848 01:11:13,291 --> 01:11:14,610 Let's go. 849 01:11:15,371 --> 01:11:18,010 -Pardon me. -Gus. 850 01:11:21,171 --> 01:11:24,561 -Nineteen, thirteen. -Card. 851 01:11:24,651 --> 01:11:26,209 -Fifteen. -Card. 852 01:11:30,251 --> 01:11:32,048 -Hello. -Good evening. 853 01:11:34,891 --> 01:11:37,359 -What's your Iimit? -�100, sir. 854 01:11:37,451 --> 01:11:38,884 -Fifteen. -Card. 855 01:11:38,971 --> 01:11:41,201 -�100. -Twenty-one, seventeen. 856 01:11:43,331 --> 01:11:45,401 -A marker, please. -�10 marker? 857 01:11:45,491 --> 01:11:46,640 Yeah. 858 01:11:53,371 --> 01:11:55,168 -Sixteen. -Hello. 859 01:11:55,251 --> 01:11:57,685 -Nineteen, thirteen. -Card. 860 01:11:57,771 --> 01:11:59,090 Nineteen. 861 01:12:00,051 --> 01:12:05,330 You know, the English... People tell you the English are cold and reserved. 862 01:12:06,931 --> 01:12:10,560 I really Iike them. I mean, they're warm. They're giving. 863 01:12:11,571 --> 01:12:12,890 They give. 864 01:12:14,171 --> 01:12:16,287 At Ieast, I hope they give. 865 01:12:18,931 --> 01:12:20,649 Know what I mean? 866 01:12:23,211 --> 01:12:26,009 -Here. -Too Iate, sir. 867 01:12:26,091 --> 01:12:27,922 -Fourteen. -Card. 868 01:12:28,011 --> 01:12:31,481 Well, you keep them here then, and if you win, I win. 869 01:12:33,051 --> 01:12:35,565 I'd rather you played for me anyway. 870 01:12:41,331 --> 01:12:44,448 That's why I don't have any of those masculine pretensions, you know, 871 01:12:44,531 --> 01:12:49,321 that the man has to run things. I don't believe that's necessarily true. 872 01:12:49,411 --> 01:12:51,322 If a woman has a brain, 873 01:12:51,451 --> 01:12:53,919 give her the opportunity to use it, 874 01:12:56,371 --> 01:12:58,362 along with other parts. 875 01:12:59,571 --> 01:13:00,970 -Fourteen. -Card. 876 01:13:01,051 --> 01:13:02,200 Right? 877 01:13:04,451 --> 01:13:07,249 -You think I'm charming? -Your bet again. 878 01:13:08,011 --> 01:13:09,126 Say, 879 01:13:10,451 --> 01:13:12,362 you're not going to believe this. 880 01:13:17,411 --> 01:13:20,687 I'm Iooking for a woman. What do you think? What do you say? 881 01:13:20,771 --> 01:13:23,080 Well, I don't know anything about that. 882 01:13:23,171 --> 01:13:24,684 Because I'm going to tell you the reason. 883 01:13:24,771 --> 01:13:26,568 There are these two guys. 884 01:13:26,651 --> 01:13:28,926 There's two guys, 885 01:13:29,011 --> 01:13:31,923 and they want me to do this thing, and... 886 01:13:32,771 --> 01:13:34,204 -Go away. -You mean it now, don't you? 887 01:13:34,291 --> 01:13:38,079 -I certainly did mean it. Yes. -Or we'II call the manager. 888 01:13:38,171 --> 01:13:41,004 Here's the thing that I'm going to tell you. I'm going to tell you a... 889 01:13:41,091 --> 01:13:44,845 I'm going to tell you something. I'm going to tell you something now. 890 01:13:45,291 --> 01:13:46,485 I... 891 01:13:47,491 --> 01:13:49,800 Excuse me, ma'am, don't Ieave. 892 01:13:49,891 --> 01:13:51,324 Don't Ieave. 893 01:13:52,411 --> 01:13:55,642 Listen to me. Here's the thing. I'm Iooking for... 894 01:13:56,131 --> 01:13:58,247 I'm Iooking for a girl. 895 01:13:58,331 --> 01:14:01,209 -Do you know any? -Well, yes, but not the sort... 896 01:14:01,291 --> 01:14:04,283 -Come on, Iad. -Why are you telling us all this? 897 01:14:04,371 --> 01:14:07,169 Because I don't know anybody else in London. 898 01:14:07,251 --> 01:14:09,890 That's a joke. It's a joke! 899 01:14:11,731 --> 01:14:15,849 I don't think it's very funny. I'm sorry, but we are waiting for somebody. 900 01:14:15,931 --> 01:14:17,922 -Right, right. -If you don't mind. 901 01:14:18,011 --> 01:14:19,808 -Thank you. -Right. 902 01:14:19,891 --> 01:14:22,041 Awful. Right? Awful! 903 01:14:22,771 --> 01:14:24,090 -Yes. -Just awful! 904 01:14:25,491 --> 01:14:26,810 He's mad. 905 01:14:27,691 --> 01:14:30,000 Why don't you sit down? I'II buy you a drink. 906 01:14:30,091 --> 01:14:32,764 What do you drink? That's terrific. 907 01:14:33,531 --> 01:14:35,999 -What do you drink? -I'II have a whisky, please. 908 01:14:36,091 --> 01:14:38,605 You'II have a whisky. Is that Iike Scotch? 909 01:14:38,691 --> 01:14:42,127 -Yes, same thing. -Two Scotch. 910 01:14:44,571 --> 01:14:47,005 I could drink you under the table. 911 01:14:47,971 --> 01:14:49,529 -Bet you couldn't. -Yeah, I can drink you 912 01:14:49,611 --> 01:14:50,760 right under the table. 913 01:14:50,851 --> 01:14:52,569 I bet you couldn't. 914 01:14:54,451 --> 01:14:55,804 Thank you. 915 01:14:56,891 --> 01:15:00,725 -How did you know I was a Leo? -How did I know you were a Leo? 916 01:15:02,451 --> 01:15:05,124 There were certain indications. I Iooked into your eyes, 917 01:15:05,211 --> 01:15:07,247 I saw it right away. Leo. 918 01:15:08,331 --> 01:15:10,208 You must be a... 919 01:15:10,291 --> 01:15:12,327 You must be a Sagittarian. 920 01:15:14,331 --> 01:15:15,764 Aren't you? 921 01:15:18,491 --> 01:15:20,800 Give me a cigarette there, please. 922 01:15:21,771 --> 01:15:24,729 That's the most amazing thing I've ever heard. 923 01:15:25,811 --> 01:15:29,247 -But you're very short. -I'm a Sagittarian, and I'm short. 924 01:15:29,331 --> 01:15:31,925 -Short Sagittarian. -You have such observation powers, 925 01:15:32,011 --> 01:15:35,481 I can't believe it, but I have a Iot of charm, don't I? 926 01:15:38,851 --> 01:15:40,648 Thing is I'm quite tall. 927 01:15:40,731 --> 01:15:43,882 Yes, I believe that, but you're also very intelligent 928 01:15:43,971 --> 01:15:45,484 and you're... 929 01:15:46,091 --> 01:15:48,082 You have a biting tongue. 930 01:15:48,691 --> 01:15:51,489 And you're... You... You... 931 01:15:53,691 --> 01:15:55,807 I don't know what you do. Let's see. 932 01:15:55,891 --> 01:15:57,290 You're a... 933 01:15:58,411 --> 01:16:01,881 Gosh, I don't know anything about you. You're a... 934 01:16:02,131 --> 01:16:03,166 You're a... 935 01:16:03,251 --> 01:16:06,766 Just give me an hour, and I'II think of it. You're... 936 01:16:09,651 --> 01:16:14,600 Do you Iike art, theatre, music, Ianguage, religion, politics? 937 01:16:14,691 --> 01:16:16,488 -No, I don't Iike politics. -What Ianguages do you speak? 938 01:16:16,571 --> 01:16:17,890 -None. -None? 939 01:16:17,971 --> 01:16:20,007 -English, I'm afraid. -Do you understand French? 940 01:16:20,091 --> 01:16:23,288 -No. -I'm going to give you a Iittle bit of French. 941 01:16:32,931 --> 01:16:34,080 Sounds awful. What is it? 942 01:16:34,171 --> 01:16:36,605 It was so dirty, I can't tell you. 943 01:16:36,691 --> 01:16:38,329 You Iike Italian? 944 01:16:43,971 --> 01:16:45,450 You're making it up. It's not real. 945 01:16:45,571 --> 01:16:48,404 It's not real? It's not real to you, but it's real to me. 946 01:16:48,491 --> 01:16:50,686 Now watch, can you understand this better? I Iove you. 947 01:16:50,771 --> 01:16:51,965 Or can you understand this better? 948 01:16:56,491 --> 01:16:58,959 It doesn't matter if I repeat it again and again. 949 01:17:05,971 --> 01:17:07,199 You Iike... 950 01:17:07,291 --> 01:17:08,883 What else do you Iike? 951 01:17:08,971 --> 01:17:12,407 What are the Romance Ianguages that interest you? 952 01:17:13,211 --> 01:17:15,247 -What, the sound of them, you mean? -Absolutely. 953 01:17:15,331 --> 01:17:17,561 -'Cause I can't understand them. -Excuse me. 954 01:17:17,651 --> 01:17:19,926 I can't understand them, so it's only the sound I can... 955 01:17:20,011 --> 01:17:21,330 That you can understand. 956 01:17:21,411 --> 01:17:23,766 Excuse me, can we have another Scotch? 957 01:17:23,851 --> 01:17:25,079 You can understand... 958 01:17:25,171 --> 01:17:26,490 Two doubles, please. 959 01:17:26,571 --> 01:17:28,766 You can understand Latin? 960 01:17:29,971 --> 01:17:32,041 -No, some Latin. A Iittle Latin. -English, you can understand. 961 01:17:32,131 --> 01:17:33,280 Yes. 962 01:17:33,371 --> 01:17:37,410 Let me tell you something. Don't move, this is called a whisper. 963 01:17:40,451 --> 01:17:42,328 -How you doing? -Fine. 964 01:17:42,411 --> 01:17:43,844 Good. 965 01:17:45,091 --> 01:17:46,604 Listen, 966 01:17:46,691 --> 01:17:48,807 you busy, or you going to Ieave? 967 01:17:48,891 --> 01:17:52,600 AII right. I'm doing fine. What did you say? 968 01:17:53,731 --> 01:17:56,643 Well, I was just wondering if you were going to hang around or not. 969 01:17:56,731 --> 01:17:58,210 Here's the thing. We don't know one another, 970 01:17:58,291 --> 01:17:59,565 but my name is BIack. 971 01:17:59,651 --> 01:18:02,211 I'm Mr BIack. I'm from New York. I just got into town. 972 01:18:02,291 --> 01:18:03,929 -Queen. -I'm new here. 973 01:18:04,011 --> 01:18:07,720 And I just wondered and wondered if you were 974 01:18:07,811 --> 01:18:12,441 a friendly person, or what do you think? Listen, I'm a hell of a guy, and... 975 01:18:13,851 --> 01:18:14,920 I... 976 01:18:15,171 --> 01:18:17,321 I think you're a Iovely Iady. 977 01:18:17,851 --> 01:18:19,443 You interest me. 978 01:18:23,171 --> 01:18:24,320 I do? 979 01:18:25,331 --> 01:18:27,561 I see, well, 980 01:18:28,131 --> 01:18:31,009 I'm going to tell you something now. I'm not very interesting. 981 01:18:31,091 --> 01:18:35,050 I'm a very ordinary guy. I got a family. I got two kids, so that... 982 01:18:35,131 --> 01:18:39,124 -And that makes it difficult. -But your family is here with you. 983 01:18:39,411 --> 01:18:40,446 No. 984 01:18:41,211 --> 01:18:43,167 No. No. 985 01:18:43,931 --> 01:18:47,128 No, my family is in New York. 986 01:18:48,531 --> 01:18:51,170 Yeah. Look, 987 01:18:51,291 --> 01:18:53,088 I'II see you around. 988 01:18:57,491 --> 01:19:00,767 -I could satisfy you. -Don't do that. Don't do that. 989 01:19:00,891 --> 01:19:03,246 -I'm very rich. -Take your hand off there. 990 01:19:03,331 --> 01:19:04,605 -Do you want girls? -Take your hand... 991 01:19:04,691 --> 01:19:06,602 -I can give you girls. -I don't want any girls. 992 01:19:06,691 --> 01:19:07,840 -Do you want boys? -No. 993 01:19:07,931 --> 01:19:10,843 -I can give you boys. -Listen to me, Iisten to me. 994 01:19:10,931 --> 01:19:12,808 I'm a very rough guy. 995 01:19:13,331 --> 01:19:14,446 Good. 996 01:19:14,531 --> 01:19:15,680 Lady, 997 01:19:16,211 --> 01:19:18,406 you got your hand on my hand. 998 01:19:18,811 --> 01:19:20,039 You've got your hand on my hand. 999 01:19:20,131 --> 01:19:22,247 Take your hand off my hand. 1000 01:19:23,331 --> 01:19:25,481 Take your hand off my hand. 1001 01:19:26,091 --> 01:19:27,649 Listen to me. 1002 01:19:28,171 --> 01:19:32,722 You want me to get rough with you? Because I can Iose my head if I have to. 1003 01:19:34,291 --> 01:19:36,759 Lady, I'm not alone. 1004 01:19:38,771 --> 01:19:40,489 Are you going to take your hand off my hand? 1005 01:19:40,571 --> 01:19:41,606 No. 1006 01:19:42,131 --> 01:19:43,723 -You're not? -No. 1007 01:19:46,811 --> 01:19:49,086 You want me to call my friends? 1008 01:19:52,811 --> 01:19:56,690 Don't make me Iose my head. Take your hand off my hand. 1009 01:19:56,771 --> 01:19:58,443 Take your hand off my hand. 1010 01:19:58,531 --> 01:20:01,603 I will take my hand off your hand, but you got to take your hand 1011 01:20:01,691 --> 01:20:03,443 off my hand first. 1012 01:20:08,851 --> 01:20:10,284 That's right. 1013 01:20:11,091 --> 01:20:13,730 That's right. Now, 1014 01:20:16,931 --> 01:20:18,284 come here. 1015 01:20:20,051 --> 01:20:21,643 You're terrific. 1016 01:20:22,171 --> 01:20:23,968 I'II see you around. 1017 01:20:31,451 --> 01:20:33,521 -He wants bobs. -Give him $3. 1018 01:20:33,611 --> 01:20:35,727 -You got bobs? -Give him $3. 1019 01:20:35,811 --> 01:20:38,086 Here take this. That's enough. 1020 01:21:03,051 --> 01:21:04,450 Come on in. 1021 01:21:14,771 --> 01:21:16,409 Take your coat? 1022 01:21:17,291 --> 01:21:18,565 No, no. 1023 01:21:19,131 --> 01:21:20,803 Can I keep it on? 1024 01:21:21,731 --> 01:21:22,846 Yes. 1025 01:21:37,731 --> 01:21:39,084 Take this off. 1026 01:21:49,011 --> 01:21:55,359 -Who wants a drink? Anyone want a drink? -Yes, please. I think I'II have a whisky. 1027 01:21:56,051 --> 01:21:58,565 Whisky. Harry? 1028 01:22:03,171 --> 01:22:10,088 Hello, room service. This is Room 426. Mr BIack. Mr Archie BIack. 1029 01:22:11,891 --> 01:22:13,882 We'd Iike a bottle of... 1030 01:22:15,891 --> 01:22:16,926 Bell's. 1031 01:22:17,011 --> 01:22:22,369 A bottle of Bell's whisky. And we'd Iike a... 1032 01:22:22,451 --> 01:22:24,601 -Anyone want anything to eat? -No, thank you. 1033 01:22:24,691 --> 01:22:26,170 You want something to drink? 1034 01:22:26,251 --> 01:22:28,811 I'd Iike a shrimp cocktail. 1035 01:22:29,171 --> 01:22:31,924 -A double-shrimp cocktail. -Coca-Cola, please. 1036 01:22:32,211 --> 01:22:34,441 -One Coca-Cola. -And we'd Iike... 1037 01:22:34,531 --> 01:22:36,840 What kind of salad do you have? 1038 01:22:38,851 --> 01:22:40,762 -I'd Iike a... -One Coca-Cola. 1039 01:22:40,851 --> 01:22:46,050 Oh, and one Coca-Cola. I would Iike a Belgian endive salad. 1040 01:22:46,131 --> 01:22:49,248 Yeah, a Belgian endive with tomato, 1041 01:22:51,491 --> 01:22:56,406 and Iemon and oil dressing. 1042 01:22:56,491 --> 01:22:59,881 Anybody want a salad? What kind of soup do you have? 1043 01:23:01,651 --> 01:23:06,600 Turtle soup. I don't want any soup. Anyone want any soup? Turtle soup? 1044 01:23:06,691 --> 01:23:09,046 -Not for me, thank you. -No. 1045 01:23:09,131 --> 01:23:11,725 Okay, well, that's about the order. 1046 01:23:11,811 --> 01:23:15,884 Bring some olives and some nuts and Iots of ice, all right? 1047 01:23:15,971 --> 01:23:18,121 Thank you. Thank you. 1048 01:23:20,491 --> 01:23:24,120 Well, can I use your Ioo, please? 1049 01:23:27,051 --> 01:23:31,408 -My Ioo? -Well, anybody's Ioo. 1050 01:23:31,491 --> 01:23:33,163 -Well, now. -A Ioo. 1051 01:23:35,251 --> 01:23:36,809 Hey, come here. 1052 01:23:39,691 --> 01:23:43,479 That's Archie's Ioo, so we don't want to use that Ioo, so... 1053 01:23:43,571 --> 01:23:47,280 And that's Harry's, and the one after that is mine. 1054 01:23:47,371 --> 01:23:51,683 And you'II find it's much more comfortable, and the heat is always on. 1055 01:23:52,611 --> 01:23:54,488 -AII right, Leo? -Yeah. 1056 01:23:58,931 --> 01:24:00,649 You're inscrutable. 1057 01:24:14,291 --> 01:24:16,088 -Have a match? -Yeah. 1058 01:24:32,131 --> 01:24:34,042 Oh, my, my, my, my. 1059 01:24:36,251 --> 01:24:38,560 Oh, my, my, my. 1060 01:24:52,011 --> 01:24:54,320 -You all right? -I'm all right. 1061 01:24:56,051 --> 01:24:57,564 I'm all right. 1062 01:25:06,491 --> 01:25:10,689 -Is anything the matter, Harry? -That's all right. It's all right. 1063 01:25:12,211 --> 01:25:15,442 -Do you want me to go home? -No, no, no, no, no. 1064 01:25:20,491 --> 01:25:21,719 Sit up. 1065 01:25:26,651 --> 01:25:27,845 Sit up. 1066 01:25:30,771 --> 01:25:37,040 Now, bend forward. Lean forward. Right. 1067 01:25:48,251 --> 01:25:52,529 Oh, that's good. Oh, you're wonderful. 1068 01:25:56,131 --> 01:25:58,440 My wife used to do that for me. 1069 01:26:06,251 --> 01:26:09,004 Get up. On your feet. 1070 01:26:13,531 --> 01:26:14,850 Now, walk. 1071 01:26:22,171 --> 01:26:25,925 Will you excuse us a moment, please? Which is your room? 1072 01:26:27,251 --> 01:26:29,481 -It's in there. -Go on in. 1073 01:26:32,971 --> 01:26:34,324 Excuse us. 1074 01:26:35,531 --> 01:26:38,489 -I'm going in there. -Come on. 1075 01:27:17,891 --> 01:27:19,210 I Ieft my 1076 01:27:22,371 --> 01:27:23,770 cigarettes. 1077 01:27:26,691 --> 01:27:27,840 Sorry. 1078 01:27:30,731 --> 01:27:32,722 You want the door closed? 1079 01:27:36,051 --> 01:27:39,248 'Cause I'II be happy to close it for you, Archie. 1080 01:28:06,491 --> 01:28:11,565 I want to apologise for the behaviour inside. I thought it was crude. 1081 01:28:11,651 --> 01:28:15,007 And I want to apologise for Iocking the door, too. 1082 01:28:15,091 --> 01:28:18,879 -That wasn't necessary. Right? -Fine. 1083 01:28:22,411 --> 01:28:24,402 I think you're too complicated for your own good. 1084 01:28:24,491 --> 01:28:27,688 -You think I'm complicated? -Yes, I think you're complicated. 1085 01:28:27,811 --> 01:28:30,279 Why do you think I'm complicated? 1086 01:28:31,051 --> 01:28:32,040 Well... 1087 01:28:33,051 --> 01:28:35,849 Go ahead, be honest. Go ahead, be honest. 1088 01:28:37,331 --> 01:28:40,448 I don't Iike your American bluntness. 1089 01:28:42,131 --> 01:28:44,042 Banging people on backs 1090 01:28:45,811 --> 01:28:47,483 and calling them "pal." 1091 01:28:47,571 --> 01:28:49,641 You don't even know them. 1092 01:28:50,251 --> 01:28:54,369 And I don't Iike your silly, sniggering, schoolboy friends, either. 1093 01:28:56,411 --> 01:28:58,163 I think you're nuts. 1094 01:29:00,131 --> 01:29:04,170 It's okay, 'cause I Iike nuts. I'm a nut myself. 1095 01:29:11,451 --> 01:29:15,239 God! That's my throat you're shaking. 1096 01:29:17,531 --> 01:29:18,805 Get off! 1097 01:29:19,851 --> 01:29:22,968 -This is called the Greek scissor grip. -Get off me! 1098 01:29:23,051 --> 01:29:25,724 It's good for Greeks and scissors. 1099 01:29:25,811 --> 01:29:29,565 You know any Greeks? Any good Greek restaurants, huh? 1100 01:29:33,691 --> 01:29:36,922 I Iove it. AII right, just relax another second. 1101 01:29:37,011 --> 01:29:41,050 Relax. Just one second. Relax. Ready? 1102 01:29:41,691 --> 01:29:44,763 -Just get off of me. -Okay. Hold it, hold it, hold it. 1103 01:29:44,851 --> 01:29:47,319 PIease, sweetheart. Lie down. Just Iie down. Lie down a second. 1104 01:29:47,451 --> 01:29:48,804 -Let me get comfortable, please. -No, no, please. 1105 01:29:48,891 --> 01:29:51,121 Let go. You're hurting my arm. Thank you. 1106 01:29:52,371 --> 01:29:54,123 Now. Now. 1107 01:29:58,291 --> 01:30:00,441 Sweetheart, don't do that. 1108 01:30:00,531 --> 01:30:03,091 It doesn't make any sense what you're doing here. 1109 01:30:03,171 --> 01:30:07,130 See, just take that down. What's wrong with your stomach, darling? 1110 01:30:07,811 --> 01:30:10,848 -Nothing wrong with it. -There is, there's something terribly... 1111 01:30:10,931 --> 01:30:12,922 There's nothing wrong with it. I just don't want to be touched. 1112 01:30:13,011 --> 01:30:14,490 -Can I... Can I... -No, I don't want to be touched. 1113 01:30:14,571 --> 01:30:16,289 -Let me take your shoes off! -I don't want... 1114 01:30:16,411 --> 01:30:19,289 -PIease, Iet me just take your... -I don't want my shoes taken off! 1115 01:30:19,371 --> 01:30:24,161 -I don't want my shoes taken off. -I only took one off. The other one stays on. 1116 01:30:25,891 --> 01:30:28,610 -Just Iet me take this one. -Get off me. 1117 01:30:28,691 --> 01:30:30,363 I'm a shoe eater. 1118 01:30:31,771 --> 01:30:35,002 -Oh, I Iove that kind of half violence... -Get off me! 1119 01:30:35,091 --> 01:30:40,006 ...half indolence. Darling, I see everything. I swear. Now put your skirts down. 1120 01:30:40,691 --> 01:30:45,003 Go ahead. PIease, please. And this one, too. I can't stand that. 1121 01:30:45,651 --> 01:30:48,688 PIease. PIease. I just wanna see... 1122 01:30:53,091 --> 01:30:54,729 I'm so drunk. 1123 01:30:57,811 --> 01:31:00,166 -Stay there, please. Just Iie still. -Do you Iove me? 1124 01:31:00,251 --> 01:31:01,809 No, I don't. 1125 01:31:01,891 --> 01:31:03,085 -PIease, just Iie still. -See that Iight? 1126 01:31:03,171 --> 01:31:04,365 -Yon Iight? -Yes. 1127 01:31:04,451 --> 01:31:06,806 Yon English Iight heads blazing bright! 1128 01:31:06,891 --> 01:31:09,928 Oh, you're mad! PIease, Iie down. PIease, Iie down. 1129 01:31:10,011 --> 01:31:12,366 -Lie down? Lie down. -Yes. Yes, Iie down. 1130 01:31:12,451 --> 01:31:14,123 AII right, I will. 1131 01:31:16,931 --> 01:31:21,800 Just relax a moment. Just relax. Look, it's not that important. Just relax. 1132 01:31:21,891 --> 01:31:24,246 I'm gonna get you in one second. I'm gonna go mad. 1133 01:31:24,331 --> 01:31:25,559 -I'm gonna go mad. -No, please, don't go mad. 1134 01:31:25,651 --> 01:31:26,720 -PIease, don't go mad. -I'm going to go mad. 1135 01:31:26,811 --> 01:31:29,962 You're not going to achieve anything by going mad. 1136 01:31:31,171 --> 01:31:34,686 I'm not gonna go mad. I'm not gonna go mad. 1137 01:31:35,571 --> 01:31:40,042 -Now, get off me! -Did someone get on you? 1138 01:31:40,131 --> 01:31:42,565 -I don't want... I don't want... -Did you know I was schizophrenic? 1139 01:31:42,651 --> 01:31:45,563 I kill women in bed, then I pick my nose. 1140 01:31:48,971 --> 01:31:49,960 God. 1141 01:31:50,051 --> 01:31:53,282 -I'm mad! I'm mad! I'm mad! -Get off me! 1142 01:31:53,371 --> 01:31:57,330 I'm half mad, half man. I'm half mad, half man. 1143 01:31:57,411 --> 01:31:59,686 Do you understand what that means? Will you kiss my Iip? 1144 01:31:59,771 --> 01:32:00,806 -Get off me! -Here. This Iip. 1145 01:32:00,891 --> 01:32:02,529 -I don't want to kiss your... -I Iove you. 1146 01:32:02,611 --> 01:32:05,683 I don't want anything to do with you. Get off me! Get off... 1147 01:32:05,771 --> 01:32:07,170 Okay, watch out. I'm not gonna do anything. 1148 01:32:07,251 --> 01:32:08,445 ...me! 1149 01:32:11,331 --> 01:32:14,084 I can't go through this any more. I'm exhausted, sheerly exhausted. 1150 01:32:14,171 --> 01:32:18,244 You're bigger than I am. You beat the shit out of me. I'm just tired. 1151 01:32:19,451 --> 01:32:23,808 Oh, please. No, I can't. I can't. I can't go on any more. Honestly, I can't. 1152 01:32:23,891 --> 01:32:25,040 -Don't. -PIease. 1153 01:32:25,131 --> 01:32:27,565 -Don't go on any more. -PIease. 1154 01:32:27,651 --> 01:32:29,323 -I'm getting... -Look, just relax, please. 1155 01:32:29,411 --> 01:32:32,209 -Archie! Hurry! -Oh, gosh... 1156 01:32:32,291 --> 01:32:34,202 -I'm about to enter... -You're mad! 1157 01:32:34,291 --> 01:32:36,805 -...the portals of hell! -Get off me! 1158 01:32:37,091 --> 01:32:40,128 You're strangling me! Get up... 1159 01:32:42,891 --> 01:32:47,567 -How can I get you... I can't even help you. -Let me get... Get off! Get off me, please! 1160 01:32:47,651 --> 01:32:52,122 One kiss, one kiss, one kiss. The werewolf is attacking. 1161 01:32:52,211 --> 01:32:53,610 -My voice is... -Get off me! 1162 01:32:53,691 --> 01:32:58,481 I'm in fast speed! Don't stick your tongue out, I'II bite it off! 1163 01:33:00,011 --> 01:33:05,324 I'm almost choking! Get off. I'm gonna choke! 1164 01:33:05,411 --> 01:33:07,641 -I can't help you. -Get off! 1165 01:33:13,291 --> 01:33:18,888 AII right, now, Iook. Can you help me up? Just push on my neck. Push on my neck. 1166 01:33:18,971 --> 01:33:21,724 That's it! Now, I'II get you out if you'II help me. 1167 01:33:21,811 --> 01:33:24,405 Now, just stay there. Don't move 'cause you're in a dangerous spot. 1168 01:33:26,571 --> 01:33:28,846 Careful! Oh, God! 1169 01:33:32,251 --> 01:33:34,367 You scream Iike a fishwife. 1170 01:33:35,091 --> 01:33:37,161 Now, Iet me take you to a more comfortable spot. 1171 01:33:37,251 --> 01:33:38,843 Oh, please, Ieave me alone. 1172 01:33:38,931 --> 01:33:41,525 More comfortable, more comfortable. You'II Iove it. You'II Iove it. 1173 01:33:41,611 --> 01:33:46,366 PIease, just come over here. I can't work out of the Iight. I'm a dentist. 1174 01:33:48,891 --> 01:33:53,169 -Now! -Oh, I think you're out of your tiny mind! 1175 01:33:54,731 --> 01:33:56,687 Darling, I can't kiss you from here. 1176 01:33:56,771 --> 01:34:00,207 It is physically impossible. Even your elbow is out of my reach. 1177 01:34:00,331 --> 01:34:01,889 -Could you help me? -Pass it... 1178 01:34:01,971 --> 01:34:03,370 -Could you help me? -...my dear. 1179 01:34:03,451 --> 01:34:07,046 AII right then, I'm gonna get brutal. I'm gonna get Iike a maniac again! 1180 01:34:07,211 --> 01:34:09,486 I'm gonna... You Iove it, don't you? Lookit! Lookit! 1181 01:34:09,571 --> 01:34:11,050 You Iove it! 1182 01:34:11,131 --> 01:34:13,645 You Iove it! You Iove it! 1183 01:34:19,011 --> 01:34:20,410 I Iove it. 1184 01:34:22,331 --> 01:34:26,165 It's about time. One kiss, one kiss. Just one kiss for my mother. 1185 01:34:26,291 --> 01:34:30,762 Kiss me Iike my mother, will you? I've always been a mother-kisser! 1186 01:34:49,851 --> 01:34:52,206 You Iike it? You know this one? 1187 01:35:20,451 --> 01:35:23,887 I... I don't want to... 1188 01:35:25,251 --> 01:35:28,243 See, I don't want to make it uncomfortable for you. 1189 01:35:28,331 --> 01:35:31,926 That's what I'm thinking about. Not making it uncomfortable for you. 1190 01:35:32,011 --> 01:35:33,490 I'm trying... 1191 01:35:34,811 --> 01:35:40,010 If we could Iaugh... If you could Iaugh, you see, that would be better. 1192 01:35:40,771 --> 01:35:43,808 That would be better if... 1193 01:35:50,971 --> 01:35:53,531 See, I Iike to Iaugh Iike... 1194 01:35:57,971 --> 01:36:03,603 It's... Laughing is good, you know. 1195 01:36:15,131 --> 01:36:17,201 But we don't have to Iaugh. 1196 01:36:17,971 --> 01:36:20,485 No, we could talk. 1197 01:36:21,891 --> 01:36:23,210 You talk? 1198 01:36:27,171 --> 01:36:30,004 If you talk, say what's on your mind... 1199 01:36:31,531 --> 01:36:35,809 I'm a terrific Iistener. I'II Iisten to whatever you have to say. 1200 01:36:47,011 --> 01:36:50,686 I'm sure there are things that you would Iike to tell me. 1201 01:36:56,491 --> 01:36:57,924 Get it out. 1202 01:37:03,171 --> 01:37:07,642 Could be broken English, I don't care. 1203 01:38:44,611 --> 01:38:48,684 Don't do that! Don't... When I say don't, don't! 1204 01:38:52,131 --> 01:38:54,929 What are you, making a sucker out of me? 1205 01:38:58,931 --> 01:39:03,243 Come up in this room and Iie down. Who are you kidding? 1206 01:39:05,651 --> 01:39:08,529 What do you think, I'm a fool? I'm no fool. 1207 01:39:09,691 --> 01:39:13,400 Come near you, and I suck wind! Make a sucker out of me. 1208 01:39:15,611 --> 01:39:19,081 Talk to you, and you don't answer me. Who you kidding? 1209 01:39:20,091 --> 01:39:22,366 You probably speak English. 1210 01:39:23,971 --> 01:39:26,439 Speak Chinese, anything! Just say something! 1211 01:39:28,811 --> 01:39:30,210 Lie there. 1212 01:39:32,331 --> 01:39:35,846 Don't get up, you don't Ieave, just Iie there. Terrific. 1213 01:39:37,011 --> 01:39:41,050 Just Iie there Iike a virgin. I want to go to bed. You Iie there. 1214 01:39:48,891 --> 01:39:50,688 I'm afraid to talk to you. I'm afraid you'II break, 1215 01:39:50,771 --> 01:39:52,887 and you give me tongue. 1216 01:39:52,971 --> 01:39:55,769 Order Coca-Cola, and then give me tongue. 1217 01:40:06,251 --> 01:40:07,843 Boy, I can tell you were in the chorus. 1218 01:40:07,931 --> 01:40:09,649 The way you kiss. 1219 01:40:11,771 --> 01:40:13,648 Is that the way to kiss in Japan? 1220 01:40:17,651 --> 01:40:19,562 Where you from? Is that where you're from? Japan? 1221 01:40:19,651 --> 01:40:21,448 What's the difference? 1222 01:40:22,371 --> 01:40:24,839 I'm an American. I'm from New York. 1223 01:40:26,291 --> 01:40:28,930 You're Oriental, and I'm from New York. 1224 01:40:34,091 --> 01:40:36,889 Order Coca-Cola, and then give me tongue. 1225 01:40:39,211 --> 01:40:41,281 That's the part I don't get. 1226 01:40:41,371 --> 01:40:45,205 Give me tongue and order Coca-Cola, I could understand that. 1227 01:40:47,611 --> 01:40:49,488 What's the difference? 1228 01:40:51,571 --> 01:40:56,042 Probably part of the tradition in your country. I don't know about that. 1229 01:40:57,091 --> 01:40:58,410 I took a chance. 1230 01:40:58,491 --> 01:41:00,686 AII my Iife, guys have been telling me, "Archie, take a chance." 1231 01:41:00,771 --> 01:41:02,648 Well, I took a chance. 1232 01:41:03,731 --> 01:41:07,041 Tell me, "Let it out, Iet it out." Suck wind! 1233 01:41:07,971 --> 01:41:11,281 Next time, I Iet it out, it's gonna be in a sailboat. 1234 01:41:17,971 --> 01:41:21,043 -In all the years I've been married... -I know. 1235 01:41:24,411 --> 01:41:25,639 I know. 1236 01:41:31,131 --> 01:41:32,484 I just... 1237 01:41:36,811 --> 01:41:39,803 You know, it's goddamned strange. That's all. 1238 01:41:41,771 --> 01:41:43,602 It's a strange thing. 1239 01:41:47,811 --> 01:41:51,929 -What's so strange? -Well, I feel... 1240 01:41:54,571 --> 01:41:58,484 I feel so goddamned disloyal. 1241 01:42:03,371 --> 01:42:06,886 I feel Iike my heart is breaking. 1242 01:42:23,211 --> 01:42:24,849 You're terrific. 1243 01:42:29,491 --> 01:42:30,526 You're a wonderful girl. 1244 01:42:57,491 --> 01:42:59,322 -Hello. -Hi, Mary. 1245 01:43:00,291 --> 01:43:02,759 -Do you want a coffee? -Coffee, coffee, yes, coffee. 1246 01:43:02,851 --> 01:43:04,921 Can we have two, please? BIack or white? 1247 01:43:05,011 --> 01:43:07,047 -White. -Two whites. 1248 01:43:07,131 --> 01:43:10,168 This is my friend, Gus Demetri. 1249 01:43:13,051 --> 01:43:14,803 I Iive around here. 1250 01:43:20,411 --> 01:43:23,448 -Do I embarrass you? -Terribly. 1251 01:43:26,891 --> 01:43:31,919 Oh, Gus, you're so Iaconic! Come on, wake up! Do something! Come on! 1252 01:43:33,211 --> 01:43:35,361 -Do something? Jesus. -Look, move your feet or something. 1253 01:43:35,451 --> 01:43:38,887 -They're too bruised. -Go on. And now your hands. 1254 01:43:38,971 --> 01:43:40,563 And Iaugh. 1255 01:43:42,291 --> 01:43:43,406 Now say something funny. 1256 01:43:43,491 --> 01:43:46,449 Say something funny, so I can attack you. Go. 1257 01:43:46,531 --> 01:43:49,489 Let's see. I hate aggressive women. 1258 01:43:55,291 --> 01:43:59,682 -Come on, don't get sensitive on me. -AII right. So, you don't Iike me. AII right. 1259 01:43:59,771 --> 01:44:04,401 -Just don't get sensitive, that's all. -I don't care anyway. I mean, who are you? 1260 01:44:05,251 --> 01:44:09,290 You're nobody, are you? Just met you. Doesn't matter. 1261 01:44:12,851 --> 01:44:14,842 I don't need you anyway. 1262 01:44:22,491 --> 01:44:24,049 Gus, stop. 1263 01:44:34,011 --> 01:44:37,208 -I know what it was. -What was it? 1264 01:44:39,851 --> 01:44:44,129 Big Mary tired Iittle Gussie out Iast night. Couldn't take the pace. 1265 01:44:45,091 --> 01:44:50,643 No. Big Mary tired Iittle Gussie out this morning, not Iast night. 1266 01:45:03,891 --> 01:45:08,248 I hate your silly Iittle white hands. Your silly, stupid, Iittle white hands. 1267 01:45:08,331 --> 01:45:10,401 I hate men with Iittle white hands! 1268 01:45:10,491 --> 01:45:12,800 -I have Iittle white hands, but they're... -I hate yours especially! 1269 01:45:12,891 --> 01:45:15,883 They're heavily marked. They're beautiful hands. 1270 01:45:15,971 --> 01:45:18,531 They have beautiful signs in them. 1271 01:45:20,851 --> 01:45:22,170 Mine are better. 1272 01:45:22,251 --> 01:45:23,525 -I don't think they are. -Of course they are. 1273 01:45:23,611 --> 01:45:25,442 They are. They're better and they're cleaner and bigger. 1274 01:45:25,531 --> 01:45:26,566 You don't know anything. 1275 01:45:26,651 --> 01:45:28,960 You have Iong Iegs Iike a horse. 1276 01:45:31,531 --> 01:45:35,490 What about yours? Little, tiny, short Iegs, don't you? 1277 01:45:35,571 --> 01:45:37,846 Little, tiny, tiny, short, short Iegs! 1278 01:45:37,931 --> 01:45:41,526 You think those are my Iegs? These are my real Iegs? 1279 01:45:48,211 --> 01:45:50,247 Gus? Did I... 1280 01:45:50,891 --> 01:45:54,361 Did I really misunderstand everything you said Iast night? 1281 01:45:56,171 --> 01:46:00,722 -I don't know what you're talking about. -Did I misinterpret it all? Everything? 1282 01:46:00,811 --> 01:46:03,245 -Misinterpret what? -Gus! 1283 01:46:03,371 --> 01:46:07,000 -Now, don't get violent. -No, Gus! Look at me, please, Gus. 1284 01:46:09,891 --> 01:46:11,404 Do you Iike me? 1285 01:46:14,331 --> 01:46:16,083 I'm crazy about you. 1286 01:46:19,451 --> 01:46:20,850 You're not. 1287 01:46:23,851 --> 01:46:26,923 You're blonde. You're blonde and you're tall, 1288 01:46:27,011 --> 01:46:30,321 and as Iong as you're blonde and tall... 1289 01:46:33,931 --> 01:46:35,728 Now, just be charming. 1290 01:46:37,211 --> 01:46:38,564 -I don't want to be charming! -Come on... 1291 01:46:38,651 --> 01:46:40,482 -I don't... PIease, I... Gus... -Be charming. Be charming. 1292 01:46:40,571 --> 01:46:42,721 I don't want to be... Shut up! 1293 01:46:42,811 --> 01:46:44,244 Get off... Shut up. PIease, I don't... 1294 01:46:44,331 --> 01:46:48,802 Mary, what do you want me to do? You want me to say, "Will you marry me?" 1295 01:47:07,851 --> 01:47:12,402 Listen, there's no cabs. It's impossible. Wait here, and I'II call for one. 1296 01:47:16,331 --> 01:47:18,083 Where are you going? 1297 01:47:23,211 --> 01:47:25,805 Hey, where are you going in the rain? 1298 01:47:28,571 --> 01:47:31,085 Where you going in the rain? Julie? 1299 01:47:43,411 --> 01:47:46,369 You believe me now? There are no cabs. 1300 01:47:49,371 --> 01:47:53,364 You believe me now? There are no cabs. No cabs. 1301 01:48:07,411 --> 01:48:08,605 Thanks. 1302 01:48:56,851 --> 01:48:58,523 -Gus. -Oh, come in. 1303 01:49:06,291 --> 01:49:08,122 I got to talk to you. 1304 01:49:11,251 --> 01:49:13,401 Now, here's the thing, Gus. 1305 01:49:14,691 --> 01:49:18,161 Listen to me. Hey, Gus, I got a problem. 1306 01:49:18,811 --> 01:49:20,642 -You got a problem? -I got a problem. 1307 01:49:20,731 --> 01:49:23,199 I want you to hear this. Hear me out now. 1308 01:49:23,291 --> 01:49:26,249 -Archie, I want to ask you one question. -This is a crisis in my Iife... 1309 01:49:26,331 --> 01:49:29,801 -One question. -Now, Iisten to me what I'm telling you. 1310 01:49:33,571 --> 01:49:36,802 Do you think... You think that I'm a selfish guy. 1311 01:49:36,891 --> 01:49:40,042 -I don't think you're a selfish guy, and... -You don't think I'm a selfish guy? 1312 01:49:40,131 --> 01:49:42,804 -Here's the thing, Gus. -You don't know me. 1313 01:49:42,891 --> 01:49:47,601 -Gus, you're gonna Iisten to what I say? -Want to hear something funny? 1314 01:49:47,691 --> 01:49:50,205 I want to tell you what's on my mind, Gus. 1315 01:49:50,291 --> 01:49:52,930 -Harry Ieft all this furniture in here. -I'm not interested in that. 1316 01:49:53,011 --> 01:49:54,205 What's his furniture doing here? 1317 01:49:54,291 --> 01:49:56,759 I don't know what his furniture is doing here. 1318 01:49:56,851 --> 01:50:00,526 You know that gawky girl I was out with Iast night? Mary? 1319 01:50:01,171 --> 01:50:03,287 You know, the great big one? 1320 01:50:04,931 --> 01:50:08,048 What are you doing Ieaning on Harry's furniture? 1321 01:50:08,451 --> 01:50:11,841 Gus, I'm crazy about that Chinese girl. Will you Iisten to me? 1322 01:50:11,971 --> 01:50:14,007 -I'm crazy about the Chinese girl. -What do you want me to do? 1323 01:50:14,091 --> 01:50:18,369 Marry the Chinese girl for you? I'm crazy about a 6'3" girl. 1324 01:50:18,451 --> 01:50:20,840 -I'm in deep trouble, Gus. -I don't wanna go home! 1325 01:50:20,931 --> 01:50:25,607 Emotionally, I am in deep trouble. Now, Iisten to me. I am serious now. 1326 01:50:25,691 --> 01:50:29,001 Why didn't you tell me in the hallway? Why do you wait now to tell me? 1327 01:50:29,091 --> 01:50:30,763 -Because... -Why didn't you tell me in the hallway 1328 01:50:30,851 --> 01:50:33,240 when we were out in the hallway? You gave me the cold shoulder. 1329 01:50:33,331 --> 01:50:35,481 -You're going in the room by yourself. -How Iong I known you, Gus? 1330 01:50:35,571 --> 01:50:36,640 -I'm gonna put my... -We gotta go home. 1331 01:50:36,731 --> 01:50:38,528 -I'm gonna put my problems on you... -We gotta go... 1332 01:50:38,611 --> 01:50:41,842 That's right, we gotta go home. We gotta go home. 1333 01:50:41,931 --> 01:50:47,324 There's only one problem. Stop Iaughing. I don't wanna go home! You hear me? 1334 01:50:47,931 --> 01:50:49,330 -Hey... -Now, what are we going to do? 1335 01:50:49,411 --> 01:50:53,006 -Archie. -What are we gonna do? 1336 01:50:53,091 --> 01:50:56,367 -We got one inside... -Harry is Harry. 1337 01:50:57,451 --> 01:51:01,239 -Right now, Harry... -We got two Iovely wives, you know. 1338 01:51:04,771 --> 01:51:08,161 The only problem is to go home, and make Iove to them. 1339 01:51:15,531 --> 01:51:17,567 -That's it there. -Got pneumonia. 1340 01:51:19,931 --> 01:51:24,721 We got five children between us. I hope they're... 1341 01:51:27,011 --> 01:51:28,763 We have two houses. 1342 01:51:35,291 --> 01:51:37,202 We got four garages. 1343 01:51:39,411 --> 01:51:41,242 We got two cars. 1344 01:51:44,331 --> 01:51:47,289 You trying to tell me we're not going home? 1345 01:51:49,371 --> 01:51:51,043 We're going home. 1346 01:51:52,531 --> 01:51:55,284 The only thing to do is to play it cool. 1347 01:51:57,611 --> 01:51:59,886 Understand? PIay it cool. 1348 01:52:00,531 --> 01:52:02,726 -PIay it cool? -PIay it cool. 1349 01:52:04,091 --> 01:52:06,241 That's right. We just go in, and we play it cool. 1350 01:52:06,331 --> 01:52:10,324 -You're in Iove with a Chink. -And you're in Iove with a giant. 1351 01:52:10,691 --> 01:52:14,764 You got a basketball player, and I got an Oriental, 1352 01:52:14,851 --> 01:52:18,161 -and now we play it cool. -Let's tell the moon dog. 1353 01:52:19,491 --> 01:52:23,484 -If he starts to cry... -I'm freezing to death, I'm telling you. 1354 01:52:23,571 --> 01:52:25,801 Cutting him out, that's all. That's all. 1355 01:52:25,891 --> 01:52:28,280 -If he says one thing... -That's all! 1356 01:52:28,371 --> 01:52:29,520 ...right in the kisser! 1357 01:52:29,611 --> 01:52:31,806 Go in, tell him goodbye, out, finished, that's all. 1358 01:52:31,891 --> 01:52:35,281 Open the door. Open the door. 1359 01:52:41,651 --> 01:52:43,130 Better knock. 1360 01:52:47,851 --> 01:52:49,842 Harry, we disturbing you? 1361 01:52:52,171 --> 01:52:54,048 -Listen, Harry. -I must be crazy 1362 01:52:54,131 --> 01:52:55,644 -because I have three... -Harry. 1363 01:52:55,731 --> 01:52:57,084 -...of the Ioveliest Iadies... -Harry. 1364 01:52:57,171 --> 01:52:58,206 -...you have ever seen in your Iife. -Harry. 1365 01:52:58,291 --> 01:53:00,441 -Harry, Gus and I had a talk. -Yeah, yeah. What, what, what? 1366 01:53:00,531 --> 01:53:02,522 -We're going home! -We're going home! 1367 01:53:02,611 --> 01:53:06,843 -And that's it! -I know! Think I don't know? 1368 01:53:09,531 --> 01:53:11,487 -Let's go inside. Come on. -Hey! 1369 01:53:11,571 --> 01:53:13,448 Come on, come on, just for a Iittle while. 1370 01:53:13,531 --> 01:53:15,123 -Harry... -Just for a Iittle while! 1371 01:53:15,211 --> 01:53:16,610 -Gus. -Listen... 1372 01:53:17,291 --> 01:53:18,519 Harry. 1373 01:53:21,691 --> 01:53:28,005 Diana. Margaret. And Margaret and Jacky. Is that right? 1374 01:53:28,291 --> 01:53:29,929 -That's right. Hi. -How do you do? 1375 01:53:30,011 --> 01:53:31,330 -This is Archie. -How are you? 1376 01:53:31,411 --> 01:53:32,890 -And this is Gus. -And how do you do? 1377 01:53:33,011 --> 01:53:34,330 -How do you do, Archie? -How do you do? 1378 01:53:34,411 --> 01:53:35,526 They're my best friends. 1379 01:53:35,611 --> 01:53:36,964 -How do you do? -How are you? 1380 01:53:37,091 --> 01:53:39,002 -Fine, thank you. -We're fine. Very fine. 1381 01:53:49,331 --> 01:53:51,049 -How are you? -I'm fine. How are you? 1382 01:53:51,131 --> 01:53:53,929 -Good. -Diana and I were just discussing... 1383 01:53:55,451 --> 01:53:56,486 Disgusting? 1384 01:53:56,571 --> 01:53:59,688 Discussing how amazing Iife is. 1385 01:54:01,971 --> 01:54:05,805 Tell Gus and Archie how amazing Iife... 1386 01:54:06,171 --> 01:54:07,445 Mag and Jacky and I, 1387 01:54:07,531 --> 01:54:10,648 we went into a Iittle tea shop to get out of the rain. 1388 01:54:10,731 --> 01:54:12,642 AII steamy, you know? 1389 01:54:13,211 --> 01:54:16,760 And we hadn't been in there Iong and suddenly this... 1390 01:54:17,611 --> 01:54:19,920 This charming man appeared. 1391 01:54:21,131 --> 01:54:24,726 And you know how it is. You sometimes feel something's going on. 1392 01:54:24,811 --> 01:54:27,325 You don't necessary see it, but you feel it. 1393 01:54:27,411 --> 01:54:31,199 And we Iooked, and there was a great big Cheshire grin, 1394 01:54:31,291 --> 01:54:33,930 just sitting there, alone, but with this great grin on his face. 1395 01:54:34,011 --> 01:54:35,444 Yeah, Harry. 1396 01:54:36,531 --> 01:54:40,410 I drink to men, and to Harry. 1397 01:54:40,771 --> 01:54:44,559 -You what? I'm sorry, I didn't hear that. -I drink to men, and to Harry. 1398 01:54:44,651 --> 01:54:47,040 -I drink to that. -What about Gus and Archie? 1399 01:54:47,131 --> 01:54:48,962 AII right, Gus, of course. 1400 01:54:49,051 --> 01:54:52,248 Oh, I beg your pardon. That was Archie. And Gus. 1401 01:54:56,451 --> 01:54:58,681 -Yeah, we had a hell of a time. -What did you say your name was? 1402 01:54:58,771 --> 01:55:01,490 -Diana. -Diana. Diana what? 1403 01:55:01,571 --> 01:55:06,167 -Diana Mallabee. -Mallabee. I didn't realise that. 1404 01:55:06,251 --> 01:55:09,084 Mallabee. Mallabee. A wallaby. 1405 01:55:09,211 --> 01:55:12,089 -Are you one of the Mallabees from... -One of the wallabies? 1406 01:55:12,171 --> 01:55:13,889 -You know what a wallaby is? -Yes, I do. 1407 01:55:13,971 --> 01:55:17,008 -It's Iike a rabbit. -No, it's not. 1408 01:55:17,091 --> 01:55:19,002 -No? What is it? A kangaroo. -A kind of kangaroo. 1409 01:55:19,091 --> 01:55:20,490 Yes, they jump, I believe. 1410 01:55:20,571 --> 01:55:23,290 -Yeah, we have them in Port Washington. -Where? 1411 01:55:23,371 --> 01:55:25,646 -Port Washington. That's in Long Island. -You have wallabies? 1412 01:55:25,731 --> 01:55:27,801 -Wallabies. Oh, yeah. -Must be in a zoo? 1413 01:55:27,891 --> 01:55:30,564 -Oh, no, they run wild there. -I don't believe it. 1414 01:55:30,651 --> 01:55:32,562 Oh, yeah, we got... 1415 01:55:38,211 --> 01:55:40,725 -Is he going completely nuts? -Yes. 1416 01:55:42,651 --> 01:55:45,723 AIso, he's a marvellous singer. 1417 01:55:46,611 --> 01:55:48,124 Wonderful voice. 1418 01:56:53,251 --> 01:56:54,366 To a what? 1419 01:57:06,851 --> 01:57:10,366 -More champagne. -More champagne. 1420 01:57:11,451 --> 01:57:17,924 -That's it. Are you cold? -No. I'm Ieaving soon. 1421 01:57:18,971 --> 01:57:20,450 Thank you very much. It was nice meeting you. 1422 01:57:20,531 --> 01:57:22,806 -Well, I'm glad you... -Yeah. 1423 01:57:22,891 --> 01:57:24,449 More champagne. 1424 01:57:28,731 --> 01:57:31,086 -That's right. -It was brief, wasn't it? 1425 01:57:32,091 --> 01:57:33,763 -I can't win. -Yeah, we had a good time. 1426 01:57:33,851 --> 01:57:35,603 Nice talking to you. 1427 01:57:36,971 --> 01:57:38,563 -Harry! -Yes? 1428 01:57:38,651 --> 01:57:39,879 I want to tell you something. 1429 01:57:39,971 --> 01:57:41,962 This is something that I Iearned a Iong time ago. 1430 01:57:42,051 --> 01:57:43,882 -What? -Listen to this. It's this. 1431 01:57:43,971 --> 01:57:45,848 Come here, one second. 1432 01:57:47,091 --> 01:57:48,240 Look. 1433 01:57:50,851 --> 01:57:54,526 -Isn't that terrific? -Gus! Gus! Gus! 1434 01:57:54,611 --> 01:57:57,409 Do your cigarette trick! Gussie! 1435 01:57:57,491 --> 01:58:01,370 -I will do my cigarette... Can I have a... -I want Gus to do a cigarette trick. 1436 01:58:01,451 --> 01:58:03,442 -Watch the smoke. -This is unbelievable. 1437 01:58:03,531 --> 01:58:05,681 -Watch the smoke. -This is one of the greatest tricks of all time. 1438 01:58:05,771 --> 01:58:07,284 -Right. -You'II tell your children about this. 1439 01:58:07,371 --> 01:58:09,760 -Watch the fingers. Watch the mouth. -Watch carefully. 1440 01:58:09,851 --> 01:58:11,330 -Watch the smoke. -Don't take your eyes off this. 1441 01:58:11,411 --> 01:58:13,641 Watch the Nazi perform... 1442 01:58:22,051 --> 01:58:24,884 I adore you, Gus. You're my best friend. 1443 01:58:27,091 --> 01:58:29,685 -You're mine. -And you're my best friend. 1444 01:58:29,771 --> 01:58:31,807 -You're out of Iine. -He's my second best friend. 1445 01:58:31,891 --> 01:58:34,007 -You're out of Iine. -Don't get mad. I just can't... 1446 01:58:34,091 --> 01:58:36,525 -I'm not mad, Harry. -Don't be mad at me, Gus. 1447 01:58:36,611 --> 01:58:38,522 I'm not mad at you. I'm telling you you're out of Iine. 1448 01:58:38,611 --> 01:58:41,330 -Now, don't put me on the spot Iike this. -Why is he out of Iine? 1449 01:58:41,411 --> 01:58:43,003 -Why is he out of Iine? -Right. 1450 01:58:43,131 --> 01:58:45,281 What are you, a total moron? 1451 01:58:51,211 --> 01:58:52,690 We're married. 1452 01:58:55,291 --> 01:59:01,048 Archie and I have five children between us. We have two wives, not between us. 1453 01:59:01,131 --> 01:59:02,883 But we have two wives. 1454 01:59:03,171 --> 01:59:06,800 -And he has... -I have three children. 1455 01:59:09,451 --> 01:59:11,123 I needed this bad. 1456 01:59:16,571 --> 01:59:19,290 -Would you Iike us to go, Harry? -Oh, no, no, no, no. 1457 01:59:19,371 --> 01:59:23,728 -But, you know, if you go... -I don't want to go. 1458 01:59:23,811 --> 01:59:27,406 ...you'II be replaced by someone else. No offence, my darling Diana. 1459 01:59:27,491 --> 01:59:30,130 -Don't want to go. -Don't go, my angel. 1460 01:59:30,731 --> 01:59:35,646 I don't care. I don't care any more. I don't feel threatened about anything. 1461 01:59:35,731 --> 01:59:38,768 -Now, I propose a toast to men. -To men, too. 1462 01:59:58,171 --> 02:00:00,526 I don't want her to get the wrong impression. 1463 02:00:08,571 --> 02:00:10,050 What is that? 1464 02:00:12,611 --> 02:00:14,203 -Go on. -What? 1465 02:00:15,171 --> 02:00:16,650 I don't know the words. 1466 02:01:46,011 --> 02:01:49,003 Get some cigarettes. Arch! 1467 02:02:02,891 --> 02:02:03,960 Can I help you? 1468 02:02:04,051 --> 02:02:05,928 Package of Winston and a package of Marlboro. 1469 02:02:06,011 --> 02:02:09,640 -AII right. -Can I help you, sir? Can I help you? 1470 02:02:12,531 --> 02:02:14,408 I'II have a Mini-Baby. 1471 02:02:32,891 --> 02:02:34,483 Keep the change. 1472 02:02:48,131 --> 02:02:50,406 Now, Iet's divide up these toys. 1473 02:02:51,411 --> 02:02:54,369 -You have your Mini-Baby? -What's he gonna do without us? 1474 02:02:54,451 --> 02:02:57,090 -Carol Sue, that's mine. -What's he gonna do without us, Arch? 1475 02:02:57,171 --> 02:02:59,560 -You have your orange thing? -Archie, what's he gonna do without us? 1476 02:02:59,651 --> 02:03:03,564 You have your orange thing? You have your orange thing. 1477 02:03:03,651 --> 02:03:06,927 Captains' hats? You got three captains' hats? 1478 02:03:08,731 --> 02:03:10,687 You have your captains' hats. 1479 02:03:12,371 --> 02:03:16,080 I need a sailor hat. Got three sailor hats. 1480 02:03:16,171 --> 02:03:20,130 You have your jet racer? Where's your jet racer? 1481 02:03:21,691 --> 02:03:23,010 I got it. 1482 02:03:23,451 --> 02:03:28,571 Where's my camera? I don't have my camera. I need a camera. 1483 02:03:30,931 --> 02:03:34,367 I need my dog, the one with... I got my dog. 1484 02:03:37,931 --> 02:03:41,526 -Will you put the... -You keep the pussies. This is yours. 1485 02:03:46,051 --> 02:03:48,406 AII right, that's it with the toys. 1486 02:04:02,531 --> 02:04:04,761 What's he gonna do without us? 1487 02:04:06,531 --> 02:04:08,806 What's he gonna do without us? 1488 02:04:42,811 --> 02:04:47,839 Hi, baby. Hi, sweetie. What's the matter? 1489 02:04:51,531 --> 02:04:53,203 Baby, what is it? 1490 02:04:54,371 --> 02:04:55,486 Dad! 1491 02:04:56,331 --> 02:04:58,765 Oh, boy, you're in trouble! 1492 02:05:00,131 --> 02:05:03,726 Mom! Mom! Dad's home! Yeah, Mom! 1493 02:05:08,691 --> 02:05:10,204 What's she got there? 1494 02:05:10,291 --> 02:05:12,805 Okay, Iet's take these all out here. 1495 02:05:13,211 --> 02:05:15,008 Do you want to take it? 1496 02:05:15,091 --> 02:05:17,685 No, Nick. Now, bring that toy back here now. 1497 02:05:17,771 --> 02:05:20,285 -How are you, Nick? -Just fine. How are you, Dad? 1498 02:05:20,371 --> 02:05:22,282 -Hiya, bud. -Where were you? 1499 02:05:22,371 --> 02:05:24,680 -Want to help your sister with these? -Sure. 1500 02:05:24,771 --> 02:05:28,889 You want to take one, darling? Or you want me to carry it for you? 1501 02:05:32,091 --> 02:05:36,801 Hurry up, Mom! Dad's home! Come on, Mom! Why don't you hurry up? 116733