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Guests: AW.
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OH...
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MRS. SLOVATNY!
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ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT!
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BREAK IT UP.
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YOU'RE GOING ON OUR
HONEYMOON WITH ME.
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COME ON.
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OH!
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OH.
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BYE-BYE!
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GOOD-BYE!
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BYE!
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BYE-BYE!
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BYE!
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BYE-BYE!
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BYE-BYE!
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ISABEL...
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THIS IS A 1939
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BLACK CADILLAC
STATION WAGON.
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IT'S NOT A HEARSE.
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BUT IF IT...
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IF IT COMES FROM
BURT MYERS' MORTUARY--
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THEN IT'S A GREAT BUY
AT 500 BUCKS,
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'CAUSE IT STANDS
TO REASON
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THAT WHOEVER DROVE IT
FOR BURT MYERS' MORTUARY
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WAS NO HOT-RODDING KID.
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LOOK, LITTLE BIT,
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SAY YOU CARRY COAL
A COUPLE OF TIMES IN A--
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IN A THUNDERBIRD.
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DOESN'T NECESSARILY
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MAKE THE THUNDERBIRD
A COAL TRUCK, DOES IT?
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NO.
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BUT IF...
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BUT IF THIS CAR...
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HAS GONE
147,000 MILES...
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WHAT WAS CARRIED IN IT
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WAS CARRIED IN IT MORE
THAN A COUPLE OF TIMES.
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IT'S NOT THAT I MIND,
GEORGE,
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IT'S JUST THAT...
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IT WAS SUCH
A SURPRISE.
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I MEAN, AT FIRST GLANCE,
RIGHT AFTER GETTING MARRIED.
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OH, YOU SURE WERE HAPPY
ABOUT THAT, TOO.
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BAWLING OVER
THAT HEAD NURSE
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LIKE SHE WAS YOUR LAST
FRIEND IN THE WORLD.
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AND AFTER TELLING ME
100 TIMES
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WHAT A BLOOD-SUCKING
OLD HARPY SHE IS.
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WELL, I'M SORRY YOU THINK
I'M A HYPOCRITE.
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NO, LITTLE BIT,
I DIDN'T CALL YOU--
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IT'S JUST I HAD A MOMENT
OF FEELING LONELY--
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GETTING MARRIED
WITHOUT DADDY
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OR POOR MAMA
BEING THERE
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AND GOING OFF
TO A STRANGE PLACE...
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WAIT. YOU PICKED MIAMI!
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WITH A STRANGE MAN
I'M NOT EVEN RELATED TO...
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IN A HEARSE!
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ALL OF A SUDDEN,
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I THOUGHT AT LEAST
I KNOW MRS. SLOVATNY.
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MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE
GOING TO MIAMI, FLORIDA
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WITH MRS. SLOVATNY.
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I DON'T WANNA GO
WITH MRS. SLOVATNY.
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I WANNA GO WITH YOU
'CAUSE I LOVE YOU--
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WHICH IS WHY
I MARRIED YOU!
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ONLY THAT LITTLE FACT
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WOULD BE A LITTLE EASIER
TO REMEMBER
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IF YOU'D STOP
SHOUTING AT ME!
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WHO'S SHOUTING?!
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'CAUSE I'M NOT USED
TO BEING SHOUTED AT!
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Singers: ¶ JINGLE BELLS,
JINGLE BELLS ¶
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A RADIO IN A...
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¶ OH, WHAT FUN
IT IS TO RIDE ¶
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¶ IN A ONE-HORSE
OPEN SLEIGH ¶
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¶ JINGLE BELLS,
JINGLE BELLS ¶
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¶ JINGLE ALL THE WAY ¶
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I GUESS THEY MUST'VE
PLAYED IT
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ON THE WAY BACK.
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¶ IN A ONE-HORSE
OPEN SLEIGH ¶
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¶ DASHING
THROUGH THE SNOW ¶
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¶ IN A ONE-HORSE
OPEN SLEIGH ¶
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¶ O'ER THE FIELDS
WE GO... ¶
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OHH. THINK IT'LL BE
A WHITE CHRISTMAS, HONEY?
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WON'T MATTER TO US.
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WE GONNA BE LYING
ON THE NICE, WARM SAND
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IN MIAMI, FLORIDA.
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HMM.
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HEY, LITTLE BIT,
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TAKE A LOOK BACK
AT ST. LOUIS.
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MAY BE YOUR LAST LOOK.
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I DID IT, HONEY.
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I QUIT MY JOB YESTERDAY.
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GEORGE HAVERSTICK.
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YEP.
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I DON'T THINK
THAT'S ONE BIT AMUSING.
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I'M TELLIN--
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GEORGE, I...
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I THOUGHT MARRIED PEOPLE
WERE SUPPOSED TO...
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DISCUSS IMPORTANT DECISIONS
WITH EACH OTHER.
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4:00 YESTERDAY
AFTERNOON,
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WHEN I MADE THAT
PARTICULAR DECISION,
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WE WEREN'T MARRIED.
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WELL, WE ARE NOW.
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OH, THAT'S THE TRUTH.
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OH.
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MIND TELLING ME
WHAT WE ARE GONNA DO?
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WE'RE GONNA GO
TO MIAMI, FLORIDA
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AND LIE ON THE NICE,
WARM SAND.
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OH, NO WE ARE NOT.
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WE ARE GONNA
FIND YOU A JOB.
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WE'LL TALK ABOUT WHAT KIND
OF A JOB TONIGHT.
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OH, I...
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I MEAN...
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NO, I MEAN, LIKE WHILE
WE'RE HAVING DINNER?
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AND THEN WE'LL START
LOOKING TOMORROW.
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AND WE WON'T STOP
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UNTIL WE FIND
WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR.
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HONEY, I WAS JUST TRYING
TO SH--
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Rockabilly singers:
¶ JINGLE BELLS ¶
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¶ JINGLE BELLS ¶
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¶ JINGLE ALL THE WAY ¶
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¶ OH, WHAT FUN
IT IS TO RIDE ¶
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George: INFORMATION?
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I'D LIKE THE NUMBER
OF MR. RALPH BATES.
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HIGH POINT, TENNESSEE.
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WILL YOU GET IT FOR ME?
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THANK YOU, OPERATOR.
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HELLO.
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THIS IS GEORGE HAVERSTICK.
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IS MR. BATES AT HOME?
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HE'S AT THE CHRISTMAS
PARTY AT THE OFFICE?
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YOU TELL HIM I'LL CALL HIM
IN THE MORNING
WHEN HE SOBERS UP.
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THANK YOU.
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¶ ...ONE-HORSE
OPEN SLEIGH ¶
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¶ JINGLE BELLS ¶
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¶ JINGLE BELLS ¶
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¶ JINGLE ALL THE WAY ¶
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YEAH, THAT'S ME.
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LUCKY.
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SOMETHING TO WARM YOU UP,
MACK, YOU KNOW?
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I DON'T NEED THAT!
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I JUST LIKE IT.
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¶ ...ALL THE WAY ¶
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WELL...
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IT'LL MAKE A CUTE STORY
TO TELL, UH,
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TELL PEOPLE, WON'T IT?
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I MEAN,
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HAVING OUR WEDDING DINNER
IN A PLACE LIKE THIS.
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WHAT'S A MATTER
WITH A PLACE LIKE THIS?
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I JUST MEAN IT'S, UH,
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A LITTLE UNCONVENTIONAL.
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THAT'S WHAT SO CUTE
ABOUT IT.
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MIGHT DO US SOME GOOD
AT THAT.
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IT'S GETTING COLD
IN THAT CAR.
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A LITTLE COLD ALL OVER.
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I NOTICED.
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WELL,
DOWN THE HATCH.
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YOU AREN'T GONNA
GET INTOXICATED,
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ARE YOU, HONEY?
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I--I MEAN,
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YOU'VE ALREADY HAD
QUITE A LOT OF BEER, DEAR.
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WHEN WE WERE GOING
AROUND, YOU DIDN'T KEEP
A TALLY ON WHAT I DRANK.
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I'M NOT KEEPING A TALLY.
I--
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THAT'S GOOD, BECAUSE
NOBODY IS GONNA
COUNT DRINKS
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ON GEORGE HAVERSTICK.
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THAT-A-BOY!
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YOU TELL HER!
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Man: ALRIGHT, KID.
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YOU WANT SOME KETCHUP?
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NO, THANK YOU.
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LOOKS...
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LOOKS LIKE
QUITE A GOOD STEAK.
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THERE IS NOTHING
LIKE A GOOD STEAK.
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MMM.
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DID YOU GET YOUR FRIEND
RALPH BATES?
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NO, I TALKED
TO THE BABY-SITTER.
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SEE, RALPH WAS OUT
AT A PARTY
WITH HIS FRAU.
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MMM.
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WHAT KIND OF CHILD
DO THEY HAVE--THE BATES'?
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MMM. A BOY OR A GIRL?
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ONE OR THE OTHER.
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OHH.
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MMM. YOU GONNA BE
CRAZY ABOUT OLD RALPH.
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WHEN WE WERE IN KOREA
TOGETHER,
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EVERY GUY IN THE AIR FORCE
WOULD GO TO HIM,
WHEN THINGS GOT FOULED UP.
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THERE'S SOMETHING I WANNA
TALK TO HIM ABOUT.
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IT'S NOT A JOB, ACTUALLY.
IT'S MORE OF A--
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OF AN OPPORTUNITY.
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ONE THAT'D SET ME UP
FOR LIFE.
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WE GONNA STOP OFF THERE
TOMORROW.
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YOU'RE ROUSING
MY CURIOSITY.
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AFTER I TALK IT OVER
WITH RALPH.
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IF I CAN ONLY WAIT TILL
TOMORROW TO DISCUSS
THE ASPECTS WITH HIM.
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MY GOODNESS.
IF IT'S ALL
THAT IMPORTANT,
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WE SHOULD JUST
DRIVE ALL NIGHT
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TO HIGH POINT,
TENNESSEE.
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I'D LIKE TO,
BUT I DON'T KNOW HIS WIFE.
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TO BARGE IN ON THEM
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE--
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OH, THAT WOULD BE
INCONSIDERATE, WOULDN'T IT?
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ALMOST AS INCONSIDERATE
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AS DRIVING ALL NIGHT
WOULD BE TO ME!
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AND YOU--AND YOU DON'T
KNOW ME VERY WELL, EITHER.
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OR WANT TO,
IT LOOKS LIKE.
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WHAT'S A MATTER
WITH YOU?
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WITH ME?!
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MOST MEN
IN YOUR POSITION
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WOULD BE THINKING ABOUT
THEIR BRIDES RIGHT NOW,
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NOT LIFE OPPORTUNITIES
OR ANYTHING ELSE--
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ABOUT IF I WAS COLD
OR NERVOUS OR TIRED.
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ABOUT FINDING
A NICE PLACE TO STAY.
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I PICKED A PLACE ON THE WAY
TO MIAMI, FLORIDA.
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MOST MEN ON THEIR WEDDING NIGHT
WOULD SHOW A LITTLE INTEREST
IN THAT WEDDING NIGHT.
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THAT'S WHY I SAY
IF THERE'S SOMETHING
THE MATTER WITH ONE OF US,
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GEORGE HAVERSTICK,
THAT ONE IS NOT ME.
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AHEM.
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OH.
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COME ON.
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GEORGE, UH...
I GOT UPSET BECAUSE--
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I KNOW. GET UP.
I THOUGHT YOU JUST
RARING TO GO.
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GO WHERE?!
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I AM NOT GONNA GO
JUST ANYWHERE.
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I WOULDN'T DREAM
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OF TAKING YOU
JUST ANYWHERE.
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HEY, MISTER, CAN YOU--
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SHH. FOLKS IS SLEEPING.
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I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF--
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ARE WE GONNA
STAY HERE?
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00
IN THE MORNING.
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YOU WANT US
TO KEEP DRIVING?
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MAY I HAVE MY LITTLE BLUE
ZIPPER BAG, PLEASE, GEORGE?
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AAH!
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OH!
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OOH.
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OH.
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OH. OH!
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NOT BAD, HUH?
OR IT WON'T BE
ONCE IT'S WARM.
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LOOKS CLEAN ANYWAY.
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COME ON IN, LITTLE BIT.
STAY AWHILE.
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AH.
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WHOA.
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OH.
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SKIP. SKIP!
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Where's Mommy?
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IN THE KITCHEN.
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00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:20,318
DON'T DO THAT, SKIP.
243
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,387
SKIP. NO.
IT'S TOO EARLY
IN THE MORNING.
244
00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:24,122
DON'T DO THAT.
PLEASE.
245
00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,591
THANK YOU, BOY.
246
00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:40,839
AHEM.
247
00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:43,709
STILL TALKING TO ME?
248
00:15:47,214 --> 00:15:49,782
ALRIGHT, DON'T DIE.
249
00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:54,819
YOU ACTED LIKE ANYONE
WITH 5 DOUBLE-MARTINIS
IN HIM.
250
00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:56,088
NO BETTER, NO WORSE.
251
00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:58,924
OH.
252
00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:01,527
WHEW.
253
00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:03,828
HOW'S THE HEAD?
254
00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:05,430
GUESS.
255
00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:07,299
COME ON,
HAVE SOME COFFEE.
YOU'LL FEEL BETTER.
256
00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:09,301
NO, I WON'T. NO.
257
00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:12,771
IF YOU'D HOLLER AT ME,
AND TELL ME I DISGRACED YOU
AT THE PARTY,
258
00:16:12,907 --> 00:16:14,506
THEN I MIGHT FEEL BETTER.
259
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:17,442
GONNA HAVE
TO FEEL BETTER
SOME OTHER WAY.
260
00:16:17,578 --> 00:16:19,177
LIKE, FOR INSTANCE...
261
00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:20,645
FOR INSTANCE WHAT?
262
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,981
SEEING DADDY THE MINUTE
YOU GET TO THE PLANT.
263
00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:24,316
APOLOGIZING.
264
00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:27,319
DADDY DOESN'T FEEL WELL,
JUNIOR.
265
00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:29,321
YOU GO PLAY SOMEWHERE
ELSE LIKE A GOOD BOY.
266
00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:30,855
YOU GOT A STOMACH ACHE?
267
00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:33,858
MMM. AMONG OTHER THINGS.
268
00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:36,394
DOTTY, CAN'T YOU GET THAT
DOLL AWAY FROM HIM? HUH?
269
00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:37,996
DOESN'T LOOK NICE
FOR A BOY.
270
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,798
HE'S ONLY 4 YEARS OLD.
271
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:43,736
WELL, THAT'S NONE TOO SOON
TO GET WHAT HE IS
FIRMLY FIXED IN HIS MIND.
272
00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:46,271
AND WILL YOU STOP
CALLING HIM JUNIOR?
273
00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:48,607
PLEASE.
AS A PERSONAL FAVOR.
274
00:16:48,742 --> 00:16:52,544
HONEY, I KNOW
YOU HATE THE IDEA
OF APOLOGIZING TO DADDY.
275
00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:59,418
YOU BETTER BRIEF ME
ON LAST NIGHT.
276
00:16:59,553 --> 00:17:00,819
I WOULDN'T WANT
TO APOLOGIZE
277
00:17:00,821 --> 00:17:02,687
FOR SOMETHING I MIGHT'VE
FORGOTTEN TO SAY.
278
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,423
OH, YOU DIDN'T
FORGET MUCH.
279
00:17:04,558 --> 00:17:06,425
YOU SAID YOU HAD
BATTLE FATIGUE
280
00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:08,560
FROM LISTENING TO HIM
BORE PEOPLE.
281
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,629
THEN WHEN THE OTHERS
SAID THEY WEREN'T BORED,
282
00:17:10,765 --> 00:17:13,832
YOU SAID YOU HAD TO
GIVE HIM CREDIT--DADDY--
283
00:17:13,968 --> 00:17:16,769
BECAUSE IT TOOK TALENT
TO TURN A WHOLE ROOMFUL
OF PEOPLE
284
00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:20,172
INTO MEALY-MOUTHED
HYPOCRITES
LIKE HIMSELF.
285
00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:22,507
YOU SURE I WAS DRUNK?
286
00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:24,543
OKAY, OKAY.
ANYTHING ELSE?
287
00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:29,782
OH, NEVERMIND.
JUST LOOK ON
THE BRIGHT SIDE OF IT.
288
00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:32,184
ALL YOU GOTTA DO
IS MARCH INTO HIS OFFICE,
289
00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:34,919
TELL HIM YOU HAD TOO MUCH
CHRISTMAS CHEER AND YOU
290
00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:36,254
DIDN'T MEAN A WORD.
291
00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:38,456
THAT'S THE BRIGHT SIDE,
HUH?
292
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:41,726
JUST BE HONEST WITH HIM,
RALPHIE.
293
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,862
YOU'LL BE SURPRISED
HOW HE RESPONDS.
294
00:17:43,998 --> 00:17:46,064
YOU WERE DRUNK
AND THE TRUTH CAME OUT!
295
00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:48,467
I HAD NO RIGHT TO
SAY WHAT I DID.
296
00:17:48,469 --> 00:17:50,335
NOT AT YOUR PARTY
IN YOUR HOUSE.
297
00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:51,670
THAT'S WHAT
I'M APOLOGIZING FOR.
298
00:17:51,806 --> 00:17:54,939
IT'S YOUR ATTITUDE
YOU OUGHT TO APOLOGIZE FOR--
299
00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:57,742
WHICH I'VE HAD
A BELLYFUL OF.
IT AIN'T RESPECTFUL.
300
00:17:57,878 --> 00:18:00,278
I'VE NEVER SAID
A DISRESPECTFUL WORD
TO YOU IN MY LIFE...
301
00:18:00,414 --> 00:18:01,413
TILL LAST NIGHT.
302
00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:03,415
YOU'VE NEVER SAID
A GOOD WORD, EITHER.
303
00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:05,350
I GIVE YOU A GREAT
OPPORTUNITY HERE,
304
00:18:05,486 --> 00:18:06,685
WHICH ANY OTHER
YOUNG FELLA
305
00:18:06,687 --> 00:18:08,620
WOULD GET DOWN
ON HIS KNEES FOR.
306
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,755
THE SAME OPPORTUNITY
MY FATHER-IN-LAW,
307
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:13,492
THE LAST PRESIDENT
OF REGAL DAIRY, GAVE ME.
308
00:18:13,494 --> 00:18:15,160
ONLY I DIDN'T SNEER
AT HIM.
309
00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:16,495
I WAS GRATEFUL.
310
00:18:16,497 --> 00:18:19,431
LIKE YOU OUGHT
TO BE GRATEFUL.
311
00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:22,567
FOR WHAT?
I EARN EVERY PENNY
I GET HERE.
312
00:18:22,703 --> 00:18:25,370
I EARN A LOT MORE
PENNIES THAN I GET HERE.
313
00:18:25,506 --> 00:18:27,572
AH, SO THAT'S
THE GRIPE, IS IT?
314
00:18:27,708 --> 00:18:30,042
THE BIG WAR HERO'S
ALL BURNED UP
315
00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:32,845
BECAUSE HE DIDN'T GET
A CHRISTMAS RAISE
OR PROMOTION.
316
00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:35,380
WELL, LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING, YOUNG FELLA.
317
00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:37,449
THE WAY I'M BEGINNING
TO FEEL ABOUT YOU,
318
00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:40,385
YOU'RE LUCKY
YOU STILL HAVE A JOB.
319
00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:42,921
ALIGHT.
320
00:18:42,923 --> 00:18:45,724
YOU TOLD ME.
321
00:18:45,726 --> 00:18:47,960
NOW, LET ME TELL YOU.
322
00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:50,795
DON'T WANNA
HEAR ABOUT IT.
323
00:18:50,931 --> 00:18:52,865
NO, NO. OH,
BUT I WANNA SAY IT--
324
00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:55,400
JUST WHAT I THINK
ABOUT THIS GREAT JOB
325
00:18:55,536 --> 00:18:58,002
AND WHAT YOU CAN DO
WITH IT.
326
00:18:58,004 --> 00:18:59,471
AND YOU LET HIM?!
327
00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:02,140
WHY IF YOU'D EVER TALKED
THAT WAY TO MY DADDY,
328
00:19:02,276 --> 00:19:04,943
HE'D HAVE
HORSEWHIPPED YOU.
329
00:19:04,945 --> 00:19:07,145
I AM NOT CRITICIZING,
STUART.
330
00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:09,147
I AM JUST STATING A FACT.
331
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:11,416
STUART.
STUART, LISTEN.
332
00:19:11,552 --> 00:19:13,618
STUART, YOU HAD BETTER
TAKE A BICARB.
333
00:19:13,754 --> 00:19:16,889
I DON'T WANT TO BE
UP ALL NIGHT
WITH YOUR STOMACH.
334
00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:21,093
WELL, YOUR FINE HUSBAND
HAS JUST...
335
00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:22,895
Q-U-I-T HIS JOB.
336
00:19:24,298 --> 00:19:25,164
RALPH?
337
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:27,766
OH, NO.
338
00:19:27,902 --> 00:19:30,635
THAT MAN OUGHT
TO BE GRATEFUL
EVERY DAY OF HIS LIFE
339
00:19:30,771 --> 00:19:32,905
THAT YOUR DADDY TOOK HIM
INTO THE BUSINESS.
340
00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:35,307
B-BUT HE ACTS LIKE
HE'S DONE US THE FAVOR.
341
00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:38,977
TREATS YOU
LIKE A DOORMAT,
A--A PIECE OF FURNITURE.
342
00:19:38,979 --> 00:19:41,045
I THINK YOU OUGHT
TO FIND OUT
343
00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:44,583
EXACTLY WHERE IT IS
THAT YOU STAND.
344
00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:47,319
WHY...
345
00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:53,325
RALPH IS WALKING OUT
ON REGAL DAIRY PRODUCTS,
346
00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:55,193
NOT ON ME.
347
00:19:55,329 --> 00:19:56,995
ONCE THEY START
WALKING OUT,
348
00:19:57,131 --> 00:19:59,464
WHO KNOWS WHAT
THEY'LL WALK OUT ON.
349
00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:00,599
WELL, GIRLS,
350
00:20:00,601 --> 00:20:01,733
WHAT'S NEW?
351
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,168
HI, SKIPPY BOY.
352
00:20:06,006 --> 00:20:07,873
I SEE YOU KNOW
WHAT'S NEW.
353
00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:11,810
I DIDN'T KNOW
I WAS GONNA DO IT, BABY.
354
00:20:11,946 --> 00:20:14,146
I JUST GOT
CARRIED AWAY.
355
00:20:14,281 --> 00:20:17,216
HEY, BUT I KNEW YOU'D
GO ALONG WITH ME.
356
00:20:19,754 --> 00:20:22,354
YOU--YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME
A THOUGHT.
ME OR JUNIOR.
357
00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:23,488
HONEY--
358
00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:24,356
YOU NEVER DO.
359
00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:26,424
PLEASE DON'T CALL HIM
JUNIOR.
360
00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:28,026
I'LL CALL HIM ANYTHING
I WANT.
361
00:20:28,162 --> 00:20:32,430
I DON'T HAVE
TO TAKE ORDERS FROM YOU
ABOUT WHAT TO CALL HIM!
362
00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:34,366
OKAY.
363
00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:37,169
THEN IT'S EVERY MAN
FOR HIMSELF.
364
00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:40,305
AND I'LL START WITH THAT
NEW DOLL YOU SO
KINDLY BOUGHT HIM.
365
00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:41,706
HEY, SKIPPY BOY.
366
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:43,575
I'M NOT BITING MY NAILS.
367
00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:44,843
THEY'RE YOUR NAILS.
368
00:20:44,979 --> 00:20:46,845
YOU WANNA BITE THEM,
BITE THEM.
369
00:20:46,981 --> 00:20:49,648
HEY, LISTEN, SKIP,
YOU WANNA KNOW SOMETHING?
370
00:20:49,650 --> 00:20:51,249
RIGHT THIS MINUTE,
SANTA CLAUS
IS COMING
371
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:53,986
WITH A LOT OF NEW STUFF
FOR YOU. BOY STUFF.
372
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:56,655
A REINDEER.
I ASKED HIM
IN A DEPARTMENT STORE.
373
00:20:56,657 --> 00:21:00,993
OH, UH, YEAH, A REINDEER
OR A FOOTBALL.
374
00:21:01,128 --> 00:21:02,728
A REINDEER!
375
00:21:05,666 --> 00:21:07,766
WELL, THAT'S UP
TO SANTA CLAUS, SKIP.
376
00:21:09,603 --> 00:21:10,803
ANYWAY,
YOU WON'T BE NEEDING
377
00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:13,071
THIS SISSY JUNK ANYMORE,
WILL YOU, HMM?
378
00:21:13,073 --> 00:21:13,939
NAH.
379
00:21:15,009 --> 00:21:16,809
MY MOTHER GAVE HIM
THAT DOLL!
380
00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:19,944
NEXT TIME,
SHE'LL KNOW BETTER.
381
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:23,682
ALRIGHT, DOROTHEA,
LET'S GO HOME.
382
00:21:23,684 --> 00:21:25,950
OH, NO,
I'M NOT GOING HOME
WITH YOU.
383
00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:28,687
NOT TILL I KNOW
EXACTLY WHERE I STAND.
384
00:21:28,823 --> 00:21:31,155
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT, HONEY?
385
00:21:31,157 --> 00:21:33,758
YOU STAND EXACTLY WHERE
YOU'VE ALWAYS STOOD.
386
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:36,094
I'M JUST LIKE A--
LIKE A DOORMAT
TO YOU.
387
00:21:36,096 --> 00:21:38,030
A PIECE OF FURNITURE
YOU'RE SO USED TO
388
00:21:38,165 --> 00:21:39,631
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
IT'S THERE!
389
00:21:39,766 --> 00:21:42,967
LET'S GO HOME, HUH?
I'LL GIVE YOU ALL THE
HOLLERING TIME YOU WANT,
390
00:21:43,103 --> 00:21:45,237
BUT AT OUR HOUSE, NOT
HERE IN ENEMY TERRITORY.
391
00:21:45,372 --> 00:21:48,573
"ENEMY TERRITORY?!"
THIS IS MY PARENT'S HOME
AND IF YOU--
392
00:21:48,709 --> 00:21:49,775
AAH!
393
00:21:51,578 --> 00:21:52,711
HONEY, IS HE ALRIGHT?
394
00:21:52,713 --> 00:21:54,246
YOU GO AWAY.
395
00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:57,182
YOU GET OUT OF HERE,
BECAUSE I'M NEVER
GOING HOME WITH YOU.
396
00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:59,317
DOTTY, YOU KNOW
YOU DON'T MEAN THAT.
397
00:21:59,453 --> 00:22:00,719
DON'T TELL ME
WHAT I MEAN.
398
00:22:00,855 --> 00:22:03,655
I DON'T NEED YOU
TO TELL ME WHAT I MEAN.
399
00:22:03,790 --> 00:22:06,591
WHEN YOU STOP BEING
HYSTERICAL, CALL ME.
400
00:22:06,727 --> 00:22:07,960
I'LL COME AND GET YOU.
401
00:22:32,953 --> 00:22:36,221
WELL, THANK YOU,
HIGH POINT SUPERMARKET.
402
00:22:47,234 --> 00:22:49,434
GO AHEAD.
GO ON, STRONGHEART.
YOU WON'T MELT.
403
00:22:49,570 --> 00:22:51,169
GO ON, BOY.
404
00:22:54,241 --> 00:22:55,240
GO ON.
405
00:23:04,251 --> 00:23:05,517
OH, NO.
406
00:23:05,652 --> 00:23:07,452
OH, NO, YOU DON'T,
YOU SLOB.
407
00:23:07,454 --> 00:23:08,387
OUTSIDE OR NOTHING.
408
00:24:24,331 --> 00:24:26,999
YES?
409
00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:31,135
OH, UH, YEAH, YEAH,
OPERATOR,
THIS IS HIM.
410
00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:32,471
GEORGE?
411
00:24:32,606 --> 00:24:35,007
WELL, HOW ARE YOU?
IT'S ABOUT TIME
YOU CALLED BACK.
412
00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:37,209
I GOT YOUR MESSAGE.
WHAT YOU BEEN UP TO?
413
00:24:37,344 --> 00:24:40,345
I'M UP TO MY NECK
IN TROUBLES, BUDDY.
I GOT HITCHED!
414
00:24:40,347 --> 00:24:43,147
YOU GOT MARRIED?!
WELL, I'LL BE...
415
00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:45,350
NOTHING GREAT ABOUT IT.
I WISH I WAS BACK--
416
00:24:45,486 --> 00:24:47,752
HEY, HEY, HEY.
HOLD ON, BOY.
417
00:24:47,888 --> 00:24:51,490
HEY, NOW, WHOA, WHOA.
418
00:24:51,625 --> 00:24:54,026
DID YOU EVER HEAR OF A GIRL
ACTING LIKE THAT?!
419
00:24:54,161 --> 00:24:55,894
NOW, YOU TELL
THE TRUTH, MAN!
420
00:24:55,896 --> 00:24:57,295
SON, THIS IS ALL
PERFECTLY NATURAL.
421
00:24:57,431 --> 00:24:59,631
YOU JUST GOING THROUGH
A PERIOD OF ADJUSTMENT.
422
00:24:59,766 --> 00:25:02,034
A WEEK AND YOU'LL
BE LAUGHING AT YOURSELF.
423
00:25:02,169 --> 00:25:03,368
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
I'LL BE--
424
00:25:03,504 --> 00:25:05,103
NO, NO, GEORGE.
I'M NOT LAUGHING.
425
00:25:05,239 --> 00:25:06,905
I SAID
YOU'D BE LAUGHING.
426
00:25:07,041 --> 00:25:08,841
YOU JUST HAUL YOUR
KEISTER OVER HERE, OKAY?
427
00:25:08,975 --> 00:25:10,375
WHERE ARE YOU NOW?
428
00:25:10,377 --> 00:25:14,579
I AM IN HELL,
THAT'S WHERE I AM.
I AM IN HELL.
429
00:25:14,581 --> 00:25:17,115
NO, I MEAN
GEOGRAPHICALLY, BOY.
430
00:25:17,117 --> 00:25:19,317
FINE, FINE.
NOW, YOU JUST
KEEP RIGHT ON IT
431
00:25:19,453 --> 00:25:21,353
TILL YOU GET
TO CHANCELLORVILLE.
432
00:25:21,355 --> 00:25:22,454
YEAH.
433
00:25:29,864 --> 00:25:31,997
$3.50, BUD.
ALL YOUR TROUBLES
ARE OVER.
434
00:25:38,605 --> 00:25:39,405
YEAH.
435
00:25:50,484 --> 00:25:51,349
GEORGE?
436
00:25:51,485 --> 00:25:52,350
HEY, RALPH!
437
00:25:53,554 --> 00:25:55,153
WHAT'D YOU SAY, BOY?!
438
00:25:55,289 --> 00:25:58,891
WHOOP. HEY, PARK IT
IN THE DRIVEWAY
AND HURRY UP, MAN!
439
00:25:59,025 --> 00:26:01,427
I FORGOT MY SHOES.
I'LL GO GET THEM.
440
00:26:04,431 --> 00:26:07,031
I'D LIKE MY LITTLE BLUE
ZIPPER BAG, PLEASE, GEORGE.
441
00:26:07,033 --> 00:26:10,302
ALRIGHT, BUT LOOK,
THIS GUY IS MY BEST FRIEND,
AND IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE,
442
00:26:10,437 --> 00:26:13,706
SO WOULD YOU TRY NOT
TO ACT AS IF I'VE BEEN
TORTURING YOU?
443
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:16,174
BUT, GEORGE, YOU HAVE
BEEN TORTURING ME.
444
00:26:16,310 --> 00:26:17,842
EVERY MINUTE
AND EVERY MILE
445
00:26:17,978 --> 00:26:19,511
OF THIS SO-CALLED
HONEYMOON TRIP,
446
00:26:19,646 --> 00:26:23,048
OF WHICH YOU HAVE MADE
A SHEER, UNMITIGATED HELL!
447
00:26:41,001 --> 00:26:42,534
OH! NO, NO, DON'T!
448
00:26:42,669 --> 00:26:43,802
¶ HERE COMES THE BRIDE
ALL DRESSED IN-- ¶
449
00:26:43,804 --> 00:26:46,138
NO! NO, DON'T!
450
00:26:46,273 --> 00:26:49,474
OH, I NEVER WANNA SEE
RICE AGAIN IN MY LIFE--
451
00:26:49,610 --> 00:26:50,542
NOT UNCOOKED, ANYHOW.
452
00:26:51,878 --> 00:26:53,878
WELL, IT IS A PAIN,
ISN'T IT?
453
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:55,948
OH, I--EXCUSE ME.
454
00:26:56,082 --> 00:26:57,816
I'M ISABEL CRANE,
MR. BATES.
455
00:26:57,952 --> 00:27:00,752
WHY, I THOUGHT YOU MARRIED
THAT BOY NOW.
456
00:27:00,887 --> 00:27:02,487
OH, I MEAN...
457
00:27:02,623 --> 00:27:03,622
MRS. GEORGE HAVERSTICK.
458
00:27:04,758 --> 00:27:06,291
OH, THE DRIVEWAY'S
TOO STEEP.
459
00:27:06,426 --> 00:27:08,093
WHAT KINDA CAR'S
OLD GEORGE GOT THERE?
460
00:27:08,228 --> 00:27:10,162
LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THEM
FUNERAL COACHES.
461
00:27:10,297 --> 00:27:12,364
MR. BATES, YOU HAVE HIT
THE NAIL ON THE HEAD
462
00:27:12,499 --> 00:27:14,499
WITH THE HEAD
OF THE HAMMER.
463
00:27:15,636 --> 00:27:18,570
IT OUGHT TO BE RETIRED
WITH AN OLD AGE PENSION.
464
00:27:21,108 --> 00:27:23,241
THAT'S A FUNNY CHOICE
FOR A HONEYMOON TRIP.
465
00:27:23,243 --> 00:27:26,645
OH, GEORGE KNEW
WHAT HE WAS DOING.
466
00:27:26,647 --> 00:27:30,783
HE CHOSE
THE PROPER VEHICLE
FOR THE OCCASION.
467
00:27:30,917 --> 00:27:32,116
HUH?
468
00:27:32,118 --> 00:27:35,720
OH, I LOVE SPANISH-TYPE
ARCHITECTURE.
469
00:27:35,722 --> 00:27:38,256
MISSION-TYPE HOUSES.
470
00:27:38,392 --> 00:27:40,458
OH, TH-THIS IS SUCH
A...
471
00:27:40,460 --> 00:27:43,862
I MEAN,
SUCH A SWEET HOUSE.
472
00:27:45,932 --> 00:27:49,267
WELL, HOW GOES IT,
HONEY?
473
00:27:49,269 --> 00:27:51,403
MARRIAGE IN ORBIT?
HMM?
474
00:27:51,538 --> 00:27:54,138
UH, OH,
EVERYTHING IS JUST...
475
00:27:54,140 --> 00:27:56,274
JUST FINE.
476
00:27:58,612 --> 00:28:00,879
Isabelle: GEORGE!
477
00:28:01,015 --> 00:28:02,815
WHAT IS THAT MAN DOING?
478
00:28:02,949 --> 00:28:04,216
HMM.
479
00:28:04,351 --> 00:28:06,551
WHY, THAT IS EVERY BAG
I HAVE...
480
00:28:06,553 --> 00:28:08,821
EXCEPT MY LITTLE
BLUE ZIPPER BAG,
481
00:28:08,955 --> 00:28:11,089
WHICH IS ALL I WANTED.
482
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:15,427
HE--HEY.
483
00:28:15,562 --> 00:28:16,561
HEY, GEORGE!
484
00:28:16,697 --> 00:28:17,762
HEY, GEORGE.
485
00:28:17,764 --> 00:28:20,499
HEY, GEORGE,
WHERE YOU GOING?!
486
00:28:20,501 --> 00:28:21,533
HEY, GEORGIE!
487
00:28:21,535 --> 00:28:22,434
YO!
488
00:28:23,570 --> 00:28:24,503
GEO--
489
00:28:27,441 --> 00:28:28,540
WELL...
490
00:28:33,914 --> 00:28:35,380
UH...
491
00:28:36,983 --> 00:28:37,916
UH, HE, UH...
492
00:28:37,918 --> 00:28:39,117
HE...
493
00:28:39,119 --> 00:28:41,020
JUST A LITTLE...
494
00:28:42,656 --> 00:28:43,689
WELL, UH...
495
00:28:48,595 --> 00:28:52,397
HE JUST--JUST GOT
IN THE CAR
AND DROVE OFF.
496
00:28:52,533 --> 00:28:54,066
YOU'RE RIGHT.
497
00:28:55,670 --> 00:28:59,337
HE'S DEPOSITED ME
ON YOUR HANDS
AND DRIVEN AWAY.
498
00:28:59,339 --> 00:29:00,739
YEAH.
499
00:29:00,741 --> 00:29:02,474
OH, HOW FUNNY.
500
00:29:04,811 --> 00:29:05,744
OH, ISN'T THAT FUNNY?
501
00:29:05,746 --> 00:29:07,880
HA. YEAH. YEAH.
502
00:29:08,014 --> 00:29:10,949
IT'S NO SURPRISE TO ME,
THOUGH.
503
00:29:10,951 --> 00:29:12,885
ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE,
I HAD...
504
00:29:13,019 --> 00:29:16,555
I HAD A FEELING THAT
THE FIRST CHANCE HE GOT
HE WOULD ABANDON ME SOMEWHERE.
505
00:29:16,557 --> 00:29:19,091
OH, HEY. HEY, NOW.
NOW, LOOK. NOW, LOOK.
506
00:29:19,226 --> 00:29:21,560
I'VE KNOWN THAT BOY
A LONG TIME,
507
00:29:21,562 --> 00:29:24,563
AND HE'S ALWAYS BEEN
SORT OF WAY OUT.
508
00:29:24,565 --> 00:29:27,499
NEVER WAY OUT
THAT FAR.
509
00:29:27,634 --> 00:29:30,702
YOU JUST THOUGHT
YOU KNEW HIM, MR. BATES.
510
00:29:30,837 --> 00:29:35,974
SO DID I,
BUT I--I MARRIED
A STRANGER.
511
00:29:35,976 --> 00:29:38,176
WE ALL DO THAT.
512
00:29:38,312 --> 00:29:42,046
UH, WHERE IS YOUR WIFE?
WHERE IS MRS. BATES?
513
00:29:42,048 --> 00:29:44,917
SHE'S, UH, NOT HERE
RIGHT NOW.
514
00:29:45,051 --> 00:29:49,187
OH!
OH, I AM SUCH A FOOL.
515
00:29:51,258 --> 00:29:54,058
OH, WHY DIDN'T
I KNOW BETTER?
516
00:29:54,060 --> 00:29:56,661
CAN YOU...
CAN YOU
ANSWER ME THAT?
517
00:29:56,797 --> 00:29:58,663
HEY, HEY, HEY, NOW.
518
00:29:58,665 --> 00:30:01,600
COME ON NOW, HONEY.
NOW, LET'S GET OVER
TO THE FIRE, HUH?
519
00:30:01,735 --> 00:30:04,469
LET'S GET THAT DAMP COAT
OFF, HUH?
520
00:30:04,471 --> 00:30:08,406
THAT'S IT. NOW, I'M SURE
THAT BOY'S COMING BACK.
521
00:30:08,408 --> 00:30:10,542
I AM NOW POSITIVE OF IT.
522
00:30:11,812 --> 00:30:14,079
UH, THAT'S A CUTE LITTLE
SUIT YOU'RE WEARING.
523
00:30:14,214 --> 00:30:15,814
WERE YOU MARRIED
IN THAT?
524
00:30:15,816 --> 00:30:20,285
YES, I WAS MARRIED
IN THIS LITTLE
TRAVELING SUIT.
525
00:30:20,287 --> 00:30:21,886
APPROPRIATELY.
526
00:30:22,022 --> 00:30:26,691
WELL, NOW,
YOU COULDN'T HAVE LOOKED
PRETTIER IN WHITE SATIN.
527
00:30:26,693 --> 00:30:29,428
LET'S GET THOSE DAMP SHOES
AND STOCKINGS OFF, HUH?
528
00:30:29,563 --> 00:30:32,564
COME ON.
SIT YOU RIGHT THERE.
529
00:30:32,699 --> 00:30:33,365
THAT'S IT.
530
00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:35,300
OH, YOU HAVE SUCH A--
531
00:30:35,302 --> 00:30:40,372
A SWEET LITTLE HOUSE
AND SUCH A SWEET
LITTLE BAR.
532
00:30:40,507 --> 00:30:42,841
YEAH...
EVERYTHING'S SWEET HERE.
533
00:30:42,977 --> 00:30:44,509
WHERE IS YOUR WIFE,
MR. BATES?
534
00:30:44,511 --> 00:30:47,112
OH, SHE'S NOT HERE
RIGHT NOW.
535
00:30:47,247 --> 00:30:49,581
SHE'S GONNA BE OUTRAGED.
536
00:30:49,716 --> 00:30:51,850
YOU KNOW, I TOLD GEORGE
THAT CHRISTMAS EVE
537
00:30:51,852 --> 00:30:56,721
WAS NO TIME TO INTRUDE IN
ON A YOUNG, MARRIED COUPLE.
538
00:30:56,723 --> 00:30:58,723
AH, YOU'RE NOT INTRUDING
ON A THING.
539
00:30:58,859 --> 00:31:02,995
I DID EXPECT IT,
AND YET I DIDN'T
EXPECT IT.
540
00:31:04,531 --> 00:31:06,931
WELL, I MEAN,
IT OCCURRED TO ME.
541
00:31:07,067 --> 00:31:12,204
THE POSSIBILITY OF...
OF HIS ABANDONING ME
SOMEWHERE.
542
00:31:12,339 --> 00:31:15,407
BUT I--I THOUGHT
I WAS JUST BEING MORBID.
543
00:31:15,542 --> 00:31:18,010
I'VE THROUGH
A WAR WITH THAT BOY.
I KNOW HIM.
544
00:31:18,145 --> 00:31:20,545
HE'D NEVER
IN A MILLION YEARS
DITCH YOU LIKE THAT--
545
00:31:20,547 --> 00:31:22,614
UNLESS HE'S GONE
OF HIS ROCKER.
546
00:31:22,749 --> 00:31:27,285
WELL, GEORGE HAVERSTICK
WAS NOT A PATIENT
IN NEUROLOGICAL
547
00:31:27,421 --> 00:31:29,621
AT BELVEDERE HOSPITAL
IN ST. LOUIS
548
00:31:29,756 --> 00:31:32,557
BECAUSE
HE WAS SO NORMAL.
549
00:31:33,494 --> 00:31:36,028
THAT'S WHERE I MET HIM.
550
00:31:36,163 --> 00:31:38,363
I WAS A NURSE.
551
00:31:38,365 --> 00:31:41,166
WELL, I'M STILL A NURSE,
THAT IS.
552
00:31:41,301 --> 00:31:43,168
WHAT WAS THE MATTER
WITH HIM?
553
00:31:43,303 --> 00:31:45,170
THAT IS THE MYSTERY.
554
00:31:45,172 --> 00:31:46,571
HE SHAKES!
555
00:31:46,573 --> 00:31:49,174
THAT'S ALL.
HE JUST SHAKES.
556
00:31:49,309 --> 00:31:51,176
OH, THAT'S COME BACK
ON HIM, HUH?
557
00:31:51,311 --> 00:31:53,178
HMM. HE HAD IT IN KOREA.
558
00:31:53,313 --> 00:31:55,947
OH, IS THAT A CAR?
559
00:31:55,949 --> 00:31:56,815
OH.
560
00:32:03,123 --> 00:32:04,623
NO, IT ISN'T.
561
00:32:08,729 --> 00:32:09,795
ANYWAY...
562
00:32:16,336 --> 00:32:18,002
THAT'S WHERE I MET HIM.
563
00:32:18,138 --> 00:32:19,371
GEORGE.
564
00:32:20,941 --> 00:32:24,008
GEORGE HAVERSTICK.
565
00:32:24,010 --> 00:32:25,377
AT BELVEDERE.
566
00:32:26,747 --> 00:32:29,548
I HAD HIM
ON THE NIGHT SHIFT.
567
00:32:29,550 --> 00:32:32,684
MY, DIDN'T HE KEEP ME
RUNNING.
568
00:32:32,819 --> 00:32:34,086
OH.
569
00:32:34,221 --> 00:32:37,289
THAT LITTLE BUZZER
WAS JUST NEVER OUT
OF HIS HAND.
570
00:32:37,424 --> 00:32:38,623
COULDN'T SLEEP
UNDER SEDATION--
571
00:32:38,759 --> 00:32:41,025
AND I SENT ENOUGH TO
KNOCK AN ELEPHANT OUT--
572
00:32:41,027 --> 00:32:42,961
UNLESS...
573
00:32:42,963 --> 00:32:44,496
UNLESS I WAS THERE.
574
00:32:44,631 --> 00:32:46,298
OHH...
575
00:32:46,433 --> 00:32:49,368
I WAS VERY TOUCHED
BY HIM.
576
00:32:49,503 --> 00:32:52,704
HONESTLY, I WAS VERY
TOUCHED BY THAT BOY.
577
00:32:52,839 --> 00:32:54,106
HE WAS...
578
00:32:54,241 --> 00:32:56,909
OH, HE WAS SO HANDSOME
AND SO...
579
00:32:57,043 --> 00:32:58,911
AFFLICTED.
580
00:32:59,045 --> 00:33:01,714
SO AFFLICTED AND...
581
00:33:01,848 --> 00:33:04,182
SO HANDSOME.
582
00:33:04,318 --> 00:33:07,452
I THOUGHT HE SINCERELY
LOVED ME.
583
00:33:07,588 --> 00:33:10,522
AND THAT I'D MAKE HIM
HAPPY.
584
00:33:15,596 --> 00:33:17,930
DARN. I'VE CAUGHT
A HEAD COLD.
585
00:33:18,064 --> 00:33:20,799
I GUESS IT'S FATIGUE...
586
00:33:20,801 --> 00:33:21,800
EXHAUSTION.
587
00:33:21,802 --> 00:33:22,867
COME ON NOW.
588
00:33:22,869 --> 00:33:25,270
YOU'RE GOING THROUGH
A LITTLE...
589
00:33:25,405 --> 00:33:26,739
PERIOD OF ADJUSTMENT.
590
00:33:26,873 --> 00:33:28,406
THAT'S ALL.
591
00:33:28,408 --> 00:33:29,808
WHY DO YOU SUPPOSE
592
00:33:29,810 --> 00:33:32,344
HE TOOK MY LITTLE
BLUE ZIPPER BAG?
593
00:33:32,479 --> 00:33:35,680
IT HAD ALL
MY NIGHT THINGS IN IT.
594
00:33:35,682 --> 00:33:39,284
UNLESS HE INTENDS TO...
595
00:33:39,286 --> 00:33:42,488
TO PICK UP
A FEMALE COMPANION.
596
00:33:45,826 --> 00:33:46,858
COME ON, MARGE.
597
00:33:46,860 --> 00:33:47,892
NO!
598
00:33:47,894 --> 00:33:49,060
PLEASE?
599
00:33:49,062 --> 00:33:50,094
NO.
600
00:33:50,096 --> 00:33:50,963
PLEASE, MARGE?
601
00:33:51,098 --> 00:33:52,697
NO!
602
00:33:52,699 --> 00:33:54,232
COME ON.
603
00:33:54,368 --> 00:33:56,868
YOU KNOW WHAT'S
THE MATTER WITH YOU?
604
00:33:56,870 --> 00:33:57,902
NO.
605
00:33:57,904 --> 00:33:59,371
YOU'RE A DOPE!
606
00:33:59,506 --> 00:34:02,374
THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE!
A BIG DOPE!
607
00:34:09,383 --> 00:34:10,983
PLEASE, MARGIE.
608
00:34:29,003 --> 00:34:31,470
DO YOU KNOW, MR. BATES,
GEORGE DIDN'T BOTHER
TELLING ME
609
00:34:31,605 --> 00:34:35,674
TILL AFTER THE CEREMONY
THAT HE QUIT HIS JOB?
610
00:34:35,810 --> 00:34:38,877
DID YOU EVER HEAR
OF SUCH A THING?
611
00:34:39,013 --> 00:34:41,946
A MAN QUITTING HIS JOB
WITHOUT TELLING
HIS WIFE!
612
00:34:42,082 --> 00:34:45,350
AH, GEORGE
IS A HIGH-STRUNG BOY,
I'LL GRANT YOU,
613
00:34:45,352 --> 00:34:47,352
BUT THEY DON'T MAKE THEM
ANY BETTER.
614
00:34:47,354 --> 00:34:49,421
WELL, IF THEY DON'T
MAKE THEM ANY BETTER
615
00:34:49,556 --> 00:34:50,955
THAN GEORGE HAVERSTICK,
616
00:34:50,957 --> 00:34:53,892
THEN THEY OUGHT TO STOP
PRODUCTION.
617
00:34:55,295 --> 00:34:57,496
I MEAN IT.
I MEAN IT.
618
00:34:57,498 --> 00:34:59,564
IF HE IS THE BEST
THEY MAKE THEM,
619
00:34:59,566 --> 00:35:02,767
THEN I SAY
DON'T MAKE THEM.
620
00:35:02,769 --> 00:35:05,838
I TOLD HIM THE MINUTE
I LOST MY JOB.
621
00:35:05,972 --> 00:35:07,439
OH? YOU QUIT, TOO?
622
00:35:08,909 --> 00:35:12,444
WELL, I WAS POLITELY
DISMISSED.
623
00:35:12,579 --> 00:35:14,446
MY FIRST DAY
IN SURGERY...
624
00:35:14,581 --> 00:35:15,681
I FAINTED.
625
00:35:16,917 --> 00:35:18,717
WHEN THE DOCTOR
MADE THAT INCISION,
626
00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:23,121
AND I SAW THAT BLOOD,
I KEELED OVER.
627
00:35:23,257 --> 00:35:24,723
THAT'S UNDERSTANDABLE,
HONEY.
628
00:35:24,725 --> 00:35:27,992
NOT IN A NURSE, NOT IN
A GIRL WHO HAS SET HER HEART
629
00:35:27,994 --> 00:35:30,529
ON BEING
A FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE,
630
00:35:30,664 --> 00:35:32,531
ESTABLISHING CLINICS
IN THE UPPER AMAZON
631
00:35:32,666 --> 00:35:34,066
AND WORKING--OH!
632
00:35:34,201 --> 00:35:35,467
WHAT IS THAT?!
633
00:35:35,602 --> 00:35:36,669
OH, IT'S NOTHING,
NOTHING.
634
00:35:36,803 --> 00:35:38,603
THE GROUND'S
JUST SETTLING A BIT.
635
00:35:38,605 --> 00:35:40,405
WE GET THAT
ALL THE TIME HERE
636
00:35:40,541 --> 00:35:42,340
BECAUSE THE SUBURB
OF HIGH POINT
637
00:35:42,476 --> 00:35:44,409
IS BUILT OVER A GREAT,
BIG UNDERGROUND CAVERN
638
00:35:44,545 --> 00:35:46,411
AND IS GRADUALLY SINKING
DOWN INTO IT
639
00:35:46,547 --> 00:35:49,081
AN INCH OR 2 INCHES
EVERY YEAR.
640
00:35:49,216 --> 00:35:49,982
YEAH.
641
00:35:52,753 --> 00:35:54,720
NOW, YOU NOTICE
THOSE CRACKS...
642
00:35:59,626 --> 00:36:01,226
COME ON OVER
TO THE FIRE, HONEY.
643
00:36:01,228 --> 00:36:04,563
DON'T WORRY.
THAT BOY'S COMING BACK
I TELL YOU.
644
00:36:04,565 --> 00:36:05,998
HE'S COMING RIGHT BACK.
645
00:36:06,967 --> 00:36:08,433
NOW...
646
00:36:08,569 --> 00:36:10,302
SORRY I DON'T HAVE
ANY EGGNOG.
647
00:36:10,437 --> 00:36:13,305
OH, THAT'S ALRIGHT.
648
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:14,639
I DON'T DRINK.
649
00:36:14,641 --> 00:36:18,176
IT'S NEVER TOO LATE
TO BEGIN.
650
00:36:18,312 --> 00:36:19,177
OOPS.
651
00:36:19,313 --> 00:36:20,178
OH.
652
00:36:20,314 --> 00:36:21,780
OH, WHAT IS IT?
653
00:36:21,782 --> 00:36:23,648
UH, CHRISTMAS CHEER--
654
00:36:23,650 --> 00:36:26,184
WHICH WE BOTH CAN USE
A LITTLE OF.
655
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:28,653
WELL, I DON'T BELIEVE
656
00:36:28,655 --> 00:36:32,124
NURSES AND DOCTORS
SHOULD DRINK.
657
00:36:32,259 --> 00:36:35,727
BUT I-I'M NOT PART OF
THE PROFESSION ANYMORE,
AM I?
658
00:36:35,862 --> 00:36:36,662
SO...
659
00:36:45,071 --> 00:36:45,704
AHH.
660
00:36:47,207 --> 00:36:48,173
HMM?
661
00:36:48,943 --> 00:36:50,275
OHH.
662
00:36:50,277 --> 00:36:51,844
OH, MY GOODNESS.
663
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:56,281
OH, YOU'RE VERY KIND,
MR. BATES.
664
00:36:56,416 --> 00:36:57,783
VERY.
665
00:37:00,220 --> 00:37:01,886
OH.
666
00:37:01,888 --> 00:37:04,089
WHERE DID YOU SAY
YOUR WIFE WAS?
667
00:37:06,627 --> 00:37:09,962
MY WIFE QUIT ME.
MM-HMM.
668
00:37:10,096 --> 00:37:14,299
YEP, SHE WALKED OUT
ON ME WHEN I TOLD HER
I QUIT MY JOB.
669
00:37:14,301 --> 00:37:16,234
YOU'RE JOKING!
670
00:37:16,236 --> 00:37:20,639
NO WOMAN WOULD LEAVE
A MAN AS NICE AS YOU ARE
FOR THAT KIND OF REASON.
671
00:37:20,641 --> 00:37:25,110
WELL, I'VE GOT NO BEEF.
I GUESS I GOT JUST
WHAT WAS COMING TO ME--
672
00:37:25,245 --> 00:37:27,112
MARRYING A GIRL
WHO DIDN'T ATTRACT ME.
673
00:37:30,450 --> 00:37:31,617
WELL...
674
00:37:43,730 --> 00:37:44,596
MR. BATES.
675
00:37:44,731 --> 00:37:46,799
MM-HMM?
676
00:37:46,933 --> 00:37:48,667
UH...
677
00:37:48,669 --> 00:37:52,070
D-DID YOU SAY YOUR WIFE
DIDN'T ATTRACT YOU?
678
00:37:52,206 --> 00:37:53,271
MM-HMM.
679
00:37:53,407 --> 00:37:55,273
NOT IN THE BEGINNING.
680
00:37:55,409 --> 00:37:57,810
BUT I GUESS
I'M NOT THE ONLY MAN
681
00:37:57,944 --> 00:37:59,678
THAT WOULD MARRY
THE ONLY DAUGHTER
682
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:01,546
OF AN OLD MILLIONAIRE
683
00:38:01,548 --> 00:38:02,681
WITH DIABETES,
GALL STONES,
684
00:38:02,683 --> 00:38:05,017
AND ONE KIDNEY,
AM I?
685
00:38:05,152 --> 00:38:07,686
HOLD ON.
I AM CONVINCED THERE IS
NO GREATER ASSURANCE
686
00:38:07,822 --> 00:38:09,688
OF LONGEVITY
IN THIS WORLD
687
00:38:09,824 --> 00:38:11,356
THAN ONE KIDNEY,
688
00:38:11,492 --> 00:38:13,892
GALL STONES,
AND DIABETES.
689
00:38:14,028 --> 00:38:16,895
THAT OLD MAN SEEMS
TO THRIVE ON ONE KIDNEY!
690
00:38:17,031 --> 00:38:19,297
I'M SURE YOUR WIFE
WAS A LOVELY PERSON.
691
00:38:19,299 --> 00:38:20,899
OH, YEAH. SURE, SURE.
692
00:38:21,035 --> 00:38:22,034
YEAH.
693
00:38:22,169 --> 00:38:24,837
DOTTY'S APPEARANCE HAS
IMPROVED CONSIDERABLY.
694
00:38:24,971 --> 00:38:27,372
SHE'S IMPROVED
ALL AROUND.
695
00:38:27,508 --> 00:38:31,243
WHEN I FIRST MET HER,
SHE WAS SUCH A MESS
OF COMPLEXES.
696
00:38:31,378 --> 00:38:35,780
PROBABLY FROM LIVING
UNDER THE SAME ROOF
AS MY FATHER-IN-LAW.
697
00:38:35,916 --> 00:38:37,582
SHE WOULD GET
THE VIOLENT SHIVERS
698
00:38:37,584 --> 00:38:41,653
WHENEVER SHE CAME
WITHIN TOUCHING DISTANCE
OF A POSSIBLE BOYFRIEND.
699
00:38:41,788 --> 00:38:45,190
LOOKS LIKE WE BOTH
MARRIED INTO THE SHAKES.
700
00:38:45,192 --> 00:38:46,324
THE NIGHT I MET HER.
701
00:38:46,326 --> 00:38:49,528
THE NIGHT I MET HER,
I THOUGHT I HEARD
A NOISE
702
00:38:49,530 --> 00:38:51,930
LIKE CASTANETS
IN THE DISTANCE.
703
00:38:51,932 --> 00:38:55,267
I THOUGHT SPANISH
DANCERS WERE COMING ON.
704
00:38:55,402 --> 00:38:56,601
THEN I NOTICED
HER TEETH.
705
00:38:56,737 --> 00:38:58,403
SHE HAD BUCK TEETH
AT THE TIME,
706
00:38:58,405 --> 00:39:02,207
AND IT WAS THEM CLASHING
TOGETHER UNCONTROLLABLY.
707
00:39:03,878 --> 00:39:05,810
YEAH, SHE HAD THEM
CAPPED LATER ON--
708
00:39:05,946 --> 00:39:08,681
AT MY SUGGESTION.
709
00:39:08,815 --> 00:39:13,151
BEFORE THAT,
IT WAS LIKE KISSING
A ROCK PILE, I SWEAR.
710
00:39:13,153 --> 00:39:16,288
YOU ARE TALKING
OUT OF HURT FEELINGS,
711
00:39:16,423 --> 00:39:18,590
HURT PRIDE.
712
00:39:22,496 --> 00:39:24,162
YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
713
00:39:24,164 --> 00:39:26,365
YOU'RE A VERY SWEET
LITTLE GIRL.
714
00:39:29,770 --> 00:39:32,036
¶ IT CAME UPON ¶
715
00:39:32,038 --> 00:39:34,038
¶ THE MIDNIGHT CLEAR ¶
716
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:35,707
¶ THAT GLORIOUS ¶
717
00:39:35,842 --> 00:39:37,842
¶ SONG OF OLD ¶
718
00:39:37,978 --> 00:39:39,511
¶ FROM ANGELS ¶
719
00:39:39,646 --> 00:39:42,114
¶ BENDING NEAR THE EARTH ¶
720
00:39:42,249 --> 00:39:47,119
¶ TO TOUCH THEIR HARPS
OF GOLD ¶
721
00:39:47,254 --> 00:39:48,520
MR. BATES.
722
00:39:48,655 --> 00:39:49,788
YEAH?
723
00:39:49,924 --> 00:39:52,324
MR. BATES, DON'T YOU THINK
I OUGHT TO GO DOWNTOWN
724
00:39:52,459 --> 00:39:54,859
AND CHECK
INTO A HOTEL ROOM?
725
00:39:54,861 --> 00:39:59,131
¶ THE WORLD
IN SOLEMN STILLNESS LAY ¶
726
00:39:59,266 --> 00:40:00,332
WELL, UH--
727
00:40:00,467 --> 00:40:01,466
¶ ...THE ANGELS SING ¶
728
00:40:01,602 --> 00:40:05,337
UH, I DON'T KNOW, HONEY.
729
00:40:12,613 --> 00:40:13,612
YOU GET THE THINGS,
SUSIE.
730
00:40:13,747 --> 00:40:16,014
I'LL WAIT HERE.
731
00:40:16,150 --> 00:40:20,152
¶ WITH PAINFUL STEPS
SO SLOW ¶
732
00:40:20,287 --> 00:40:21,219
¶ LOOK, NOW ¶
733
00:40:21,221 --> 00:40:24,489
¶ FOR GLAD
AND GOLDEN HOURS ¶
734
00:40:24,491 --> 00:40:25,958
¶ COME SWIFTLY ¶
735
00:40:26,092 --> 00:40:28,693
¶ ON THE WING ¶
736
00:40:28,695 --> 00:40:30,695
¶ GO REST BESIDE ¶
737
00:40:30,831 --> 00:40:33,031
¶ THE WEARY ROAD ¶
738
00:40:33,167 --> 00:40:37,836
¶ AND HEAR THE ANGELS
SING ¶
739
00:40:37,838 --> 00:40:42,107
¶ FOR, LO, THE DAYS
ARE HASTENING ON ¶
740
00:40:42,242 --> 00:40:47,045
¶ BY PROPHET BARDS
FORETOLD ¶
741
00:40:47,047 --> 00:40:51,784
¶ WHEN WITH
THE EVER-CIRCLING YEARS ¶
742
00:40:51,918 --> 00:40:56,254
¶ COMES 'ROUND
THE AGE OF GOLD ¶
743
00:40:56,390 --> 00:40:59,924
WOULD YOU ALL LIKE TO COME IN
HAVE SOMETHING TO WARM YOU UP?
744
00:40:59,926 --> 00:41:02,927
OH, NO. I DON'T THINK SO,
THANK YOU JUST THE SAME.
745
00:41:02,929 --> 00:41:04,863
YOU'RE MORE THAN WELCOME
IF YOU'D LIKE TO.
746
00:41:04,999 --> 00:41:08,600
WELL, MAYBE JUST ONE, HUH?
ALRIGHT, COME ON.
747
00:41:08,735 --> 00:41:10,469
JUST ONE CAN'T DO US
NO HARM.
748
00:41:14,809 --> 00:41:17,476
EVEN IF GEORGE
DOES COME BACK,
749
00:41:17,611 --> 00:41:20,078
HE SHOULDN'T
FIND ME HERE...
750
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:23,348
LIKE A CHECKED PACKAGE
WAITING TO BE CLAIMED.
751
00:41:23,484 --> 00:41:26,284
'CAUSE ONCE YOU'VE LOST
YOUR PRIDE, WHAT HAV--
752
00:41:28,355 --> 00:41:29,621
I TOLD YOU!
753
00:41:29,756 --> 00:41:31,623
OH.
754
00:41:31,758 --> 00:41:32,825
HEY, COME ON IN,
BRIDEGROOM.
755
00:41:32,959 --> 00:41:34,226
THAT DOOR AIN'T LOCKED.
756
00:41:34,361 --> 00:41:35,828
HA! I TOLD YOU.
757
00:41:35,962 --> 00:41:39,898
COME ON IN, BOY!
THAT DOOR AIN'T LOCKED.
758
00:41:39,900 --> 00:41:41,299
OH, SUSIE.
759
00:41:41,301 --> 00:41:42,567
WELL, COME ON IN.
760
00:41:42,569 --> 00:41:43,768
GOOD EVENING, MR. BATES.
761
00:41:43,770 --> 00:41:45,504
GOOD EVENING.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
762
00:41:45,639 --> 00:41:50,509
THEY SENT ME OVER FOR
THE CHILD'S SANTA CLAUS.
763
00:41:50,644 --> 00:41:53,111
OH, THEY DID, DID THEY?
764
00:41:53,247 --> 00:41:54,779
WELL, NOW,
YOU GO RIGHT BACK,
765
00:41:54,781 --> 00:41:56,981
AND YOU TELL MY WIFE
AND HER FOLKS
766
00:41:56,983 --> 00:41:59,718
THE CHILD'S SANTA CLAUS
IS STAYING RIGHT HERE
767
00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:01,319
TILL THE CHILD
COMES FOR IT!
768
00:42:01,321 --> 00:42:02,787
THAT I WON'T BE HERE
TOMORROW,
769
00:42:02,923 --> 00:42:04,256
BUT THE CHILD'S
SANTA CLAUS'LL BE,
770
00:42:04,391 --> 00:42:05,524
YOU GOT THAT, SUSIE?
771
00:42:05,659 --> 00:42:07,259
YES, MR. BATES.
772
00:42:07,394 --> 00:42:09,061
YEAH, AND I WISH
A MERRY CHRISTMAS
773
00:42:09,196 --> 00:42:10,795
TO ONE AND ALL,
SUSIE!
774
00:42:10,931 --> 00:42:12,665
WELL, DIG THAT,
WILL YOU?
775
00:42:12,799 --> 00:42:14,867
SENDING THE MAID
TO GET THE KID'S STUFF.
776
00:42:15,001 --> 00:42:16,869
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT
FOR A FAKE?
777
00:42:17,003 --> 00:42:18,937
THEY WANNA KNOW WHAT
I'M UP TO.
778
00:42:19,073 --> 00:42:21,606
THEY'RE CONFUSED BECAUSE
I HAVEN'T COME CRAWLING!
779
00:42:21,742 --> 00:42:23,208
THEY GONNA BE
MORE CONFUSED
780
00:42:23,343 --> 00:42:27,479
WHEN THEY HEAR
I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE--
WHICH I'M GONNA DO!
781
00:42:27,614 --> 00:42:30,749
I KNEW IT WASN'T GEORGE.
782
00:42:30,885 --> 00:42:33,818
THING IS,
I HAVEN'T GOT ANY CASH.
783
00:42:33,820 --> 00:42:35,420
I HAVEN'T A BUCK
IN THE WORLD,
784
00:42:35,422 --> 00:42:37,089
EXCEPT WHAT
I PUT INTO THE...
785
00:42:39,159 --> 00:42:41,327
WHAT I PUT
INTO THIS HOUSE.
786
00:42:44,431 --> 00:42:45,630
SUSIE,
787
00:42:45,632 --> 00:42:47,031
WHAT DID HE SAY?
788
00:42:47,033 --> 00:42:49,167
MR. BATES?
789
00:42:49,303 --> 00:42:51,703
HE SAID JUNIOR'S STUFF
IS ALL UNDER THE TREE,
790
00:42:51,838 --> 00:42:54,973
AND IT'LL BE THERE
TOMORROW,
UH, BUT HE WON'T BE.
791
00:42:55,109 --> 00:42:56,575
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
792
00:42:56,577 --> 00:42:57,976
WHAT DID HE MEAN?
793
00:42:58,112 --> 00:42:59,311
W-WAS HE PACKING?
794
00:42:59,446 --> 00:43:01,846
OH, NO, MA'AM,
HE WASN'T PACKING.
795
00:43:01,848 --> 00:43:04,849
MRS. BATES,
WE BETTER BE GETTING
BACK TO THE CAR, HUH?
796
00:43:04,851 --> 00:43:06,952
IT'S AWFUL COLD
OUT HERE, AND I...
797
00:43:30,410 --> 00:43:31,876
SMOKE?
798
00:43:31,878 --> 00:43:33,545
HI, BOY. HOW ARE YOU?
799
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:37,682
IF THAT'S SOME GIRL, I CAN USE
BOTH OF YOU FOR HELP
IN THE KITCHEN.
800
00:43:37,818 --> 00:43:39,083
WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND,
RALPH?
801
00:43:39,085 --> 00:43:41,954
MY BRIDE-TO-BE'S
GIVING ME THE NEEDLE.
802
00:43:42,088 --> 00:43:44,356
YOU'RE LEAVING
FOR WHERE?
803
00:43:44,491 --> 00:43:46,859
WELL, I MEAN, IS DOTTY
GOING WITH YOU?
804
00:43:49,163 --> 00:43:51,363
OH, GEE, I'M SORRY, KID.
805
00:43:51,498 --> 00:43:52,164
W-W-WHAT?
806
00:43:52,299 --> 00:43:53,231
THEY SPLITTING UP?
807
00:43:53,367 --> 00:43:54,699
HE'S BLOWING TOWN,
NEEDS DOUGH.
808
00:43:54,835 --> 00:43:57,302
SAYS WE CAN BUY
ANY OF THEIR
HOUSEHOLD STUFF CHEAP.
809
00:43:57,304 --> 00:43:59,571
HALF DOWN, AND SETTLE
THE REST WITH DOTTY LATER.
810
00:43:59,706 --> 00:44:00,639
POOR GUY.
811
00:44:00,641 --> 00:44:04,643
ASK HIM WHAT MODEL
THE WASHING MACHINE IS.
812
00:44:04,779 --> 00:44:08,180
LOOK, RALPH,
SUPPOSING I TALK IT OVER
WITH CHERYL LYNN
813
00:44:08,315 --> 00:44:09,648
AND CALL YOU BACK.
814
00:44:09,784 --> 00:44:11,183
WELL, NO PRESSURE, MAN.
815
00:44:11,318 --> 00:44:12,851
YEAH. I'LL BE HERE
ALL NIGHT.
816
00:44:12,987 --> 00:44:14,019
MM-HMM.
817
00:44:16,123 --> 00:44:17,922
I'M FINE, SMOKE.
818
00:44:18,058 --> 00:44:18,923
YEAH.
819
00:44:19,059 --> 00:44:20,659
I'M FEELING NO PAIN.
820
00:44:20,661 --> 00:44:21,794
MM-HMM.
821
00:44:21,928 --> 00:44:23,128
THANK YOU, BOY.
822
00:44:23,263 --> 00:44:23,929
YEP.
823
00:44:29,069 --> 00:44:32,004
WELL...
824
00:44:32,138 --> 00:44:33,738
THAT'S LIFE FOR YOU.
825
00:44:33,874 --> 00:44:36,008
MMM?
826
00:44:36,142 --> 00:44:37,910
I SAID THAT'S LIFE
FOR YOU.
827
00:44:43,684 --> 00:44:45,217
WELL...
828
00:44:45,352 --> 00:44:49,021
WHAT IS LIFE FOR US ALL?
829
00:44:49,155 --> 00:44:51,690
WHERE DO WE COME FROM?
830
00:44:51,692 --> 00:44:53,158
WHY?
831
00:44:53,293 --> 00:44:57,762
AND WHERE, OH, WHERE
ARE WE GOING?
832
00:44:57,898 --> 00:44:59,564
HUH?
833
00:44:59,566 --> 00:45:01,166
THAT'S WHAT
MY PHILOSOPHY PROFESSOR
834
00:45:01,168 --> 00:45:05,170
AT BAPTIST COLLEGE
USED TO SAY.
835
00:45:05,305 --> 00:45:06,371
I ALWAYS THOUGHT
836
00:45:06,507 --> 00:45:08,640
I'D HAVE
A WONDERFUL LIFE--
837
00:45:08,775 --> 00:45:11,844
UP UNTIL NOW.
838
00:45:11,978 --> 00:45:16,048
NOW, HONEY, LOOK,
YOU'RE ALL TIRED OUT.
YOU'RE BUSHED.
839
00:45:16,183 --> 00:45:17,683
I TELL YOU WHAT...
840
00:45:19,854 --> 00:45:22,855
YOU JUST GO IN THERE,
AND YOU TAKE
DOTTY'S BED, LIE DOWN.
841
00:45:22,989 --> 00:45:25,457
I'LL WATCH THE TV. HMM?
842
00:45:25,592 --> 00:45:28,193
YOU MEAN YOU KNOW NOW THAT
GEORGE ISN'T COMING BACK?
843
00:45:28,195 --> 00:45:32,397
MM-MMM. I KNOW NOW
THAT DOTTY'S NOT
COMING BACK. COME ON.
844
00:45:32,399 --> 00:45:34,332
OH, BUT, MR. BATES,
EVEN IF SHE DOES,
845
00:45:34,468 --> 00:45:38,070
I WOULDN'T WANT HER
TO FIND A STRANGER
IN HER BEDROOM.
846
00:45:38,205 --> 00:45:40,472
FINDING A STRANGER
IN YOUR BEDROOM
IS FAR FROM BEING
847
00:45:40,607 --> 00:45:42,875
THE BIGGEST SURPRISE
OF A LIFETIME.
848
00:45:43,009 --> 00:45:44,276
OH.
849
00:45:45,412 --> 00:45:46,745
George: HEY, RALPH-O!
850
00:45:46,881 --> 00:45:47,946
TOLD YOU.
851
00:45:47,948 --> 00:45:49,948
NOW, I TOLD YOU,
DIDN'T I?
852
00:45:49,950 --> 00:45:52,484
George:
COME OUT HERE!
I GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU!
853
00:45:52,619 --> 00:45:55,353
HEY, GEORGE!
HEY, BOY! HA HA!
854
00:45:55,489 --> 00:45:59,023
HEY?! HEY, WHERE ARE YOU,
BOY?!
855
00:45:59,025 --> 00:46:00,893
WHAT? HEY, GEORGE,
WHERE ARE YOU?!
856
00:46:01,027 --> 00:46:02,494
YEE-HAH-HAH!
857
00:46:02,629 --> 00:46:03,495
OH, YOU--
858
00:46:03,630 --> 00:46:05,630
YEAH, YOU--OH!
859
00:46:08,969 --> 00:46:11,369
OH, YOU TEXAS
JACK RABBIT, MAN.
860
00:46:11,371 --> 00:46:12,837
YOU KNOW HOW LONG
IT'S BEEN?
861
00:46:12,839 --> 00:46:14,172
HOW'S
THE DIRTY OLD MAN?
862
00:46:14,174 --> 00:46:16,174
GET HIM,
LIVING IN THE SUBURBS
LIKE A CITIZEN.
863
00:46:16,310 --> 00:46:17,642
UH-HUH.
CHOWDER HEAD.
864
00:46:17,644 --> 00:46:19,043
YOUR WIFE THOUGHT
YOU DESERTED HER.
865
00:46:19,179 --> 00:46:20,779
YEAH, WELL--AHEM.
866
00:46:20,781 --> 00:46:24,048
Ralph: COME ON,
LET'S SEE THAT UGLY MUG
OF YOURS UNDER A LIGHT.
867
00:46:24,184 --> 00:46:25,718
George: YOU'RE LOSING
THE BATTLE, FELLA.
868
00:46:25,852 --> 00:46:27,719
WELL, SAME TO YOU
IN SPADES!
869
00:46:27,854 --> 00:46:29,254
I'M NOT THAT BAD.
870
00:46:29,256 --> 00:46:30,722
STILL GOT
THE OLD JACKET ON?
871
00:46:30,857 --> 00:46:32,390
GOT MY BARS, TOO,
SOLDIER.
872
00:46:32,392 --> 00:46:34,192
NICE PLACE YOU GOT HERE!
873
00:46:34,194 --> 00:46:36,929
GOT THAT SETTLED-DOWN LOOK,
YOU POOR SLOB.
874
00:46:37,063 --> 00:46:39,732
WHERE'S YOUR WIFE?
SHE KNOW I WAS COMING,
TAKE A POWDER?
875
00:46:39,866 --> 00:46:41,133
PRETTY CLOSE, KID.
876
00:46:41,268 --> 00:46:42,734
SHE UP AND QUIT ME
THIS MORNING.
877
00:46:42,869 --> 00:46:45,069
DON'T FRET, DAD,
UNLESS YOU'VE LOST
YOUR TOUCH
878
00:46:45,071 --> 00:46:47,005
SHE'LL BE BACK
WITH BELLS ON.
879
00:46:47,007 --> 00:46:48,607
WELL,
HOW ABOUT A DRINK?
880
00:46:48,609 --> 00:46:50,275
George: EVER
HEAR ME SAY NO?
881
00:46:50,410 --> 00:46:52,277
Ralph: NO.
LIKE SOME SCOTCH?
882
00:46:52,279 --> 00:46:54,212
George: BEER'S FINE.
883
00:46:54,348 --> 00:46:56,148
ONE BEER COMING UP
FOR THE BOY.
884
00:46:56,283 --> 00:46:58,350
DIDN'T YOU HAVE
A KID?
885
00:46:58,485 --> 00:46:59,551
THE PRESENTS
UNDER THE TREE
886
00:46:59,686 --> 00:47:01,686
MIGHT GIVE YOU
A CLUE, GEORGE.
887
00:47:01,822 --> 00:47:03,421
Ralph: SHE'S ALREADY
MADE HIM A SISSY.
888
00:47:03,423 --> 00:47:04,556
THEY'LL DO IT
EVERY TIME.
889
00:47:04,691 --> 00:47:06,558
SHE'LL BE BACK TOMORROW
AT THE LATEST.
890
00:47:06,693 --> 00:47:07,559
Isabelle: AHEM.
891
00:47:07,694 --> 00:47:08,827
WELL, LET HER.
892
00:47:08,963 --> 00:47:11,363
I WON'T BE HERE.
893
00:47:11,498 --> 00:47:13,365
WELL, THEN COME ON
ALONG WITH US.
894
00:47:13,500 --> 00:47:16,501
WE'RE FREE
IN THE BREEZE,
RIGHT, LITTLE BIT?
895
00:47:16,637 --> 00:47:20,773
I'M THRILLED THAT YOU'RE
ASKING MY OPINION, GEORGE,
WHICH IS TO NOT INTERFERE
896
00:47:20,907 --> 00:47:23,241
IN SOMETHING ABOUT WHICH
YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT.
897
00:47:23,377 --> 00:47:24,977
CATCH THE FIRST PLANE
WEST.
898
00:47:25,111 --> 00:47:27,780
Isabelle: GO TO THE CAR, GET
MY LITTLE BLUE ZIPPER BAG?
899
00:47:27,914 --> 00:47:31,916
WILL YOU PLEASE GET
MY LITTLE BLUE ZIPPER BAG?
900
00:47:32,052 --> 00:47:32,985
PLEASE?
901
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:34,919
YOU KNOW WHAT I HAD
IN MIND?
902
00:47:35,055 --> 00:47:35,920
Isabelle: GEORGE?
903
00:47:36,056 --> 00:47:37,255
HONG KONG.
904
00:47:37,391 --> 00:47:39,724
MISS LOTUS BLOSSOM
IN THE PAVILION OF JOY.
905
00:47:40,727 --> 00:47:43,595
I NEVER HAD IT SO GOOD,
LEAST NOT SINCE.
906
00:47:43,730 --> 00:47:46,198
GEORGE?
907
00:47:46,333 --> 00:47:49,067
ALRIGHT,
I'LL GET IT MYSELF!
908
00:47:49,203 --> 00:47:51,737
I'LL GO OUT
AND GET IT MYSELF!
909
00:47:55,476 --> 00:47:58,243
BOY, YOU AND ME GOT
A LOT TO TALK OVER.
910
00:48:09,356 --> 00:48:10,322
LEAVING.
911
00:48:14,829 --> 00:48:16,862
OOH!
912
00:48:16,864 --> 00:48:20,032
OH! OW!
913
00:48:20,167 --> 00:48:21,667
OHH.
914
00:48:38,519 --> 00:48:40,652
I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE BORN IN A BARN!
915
00:48:40,787 --> 00:48:43,588
I DIDN'T KNOW A LOT
ABOUT YOU, EITHER!
916
00:48:43,724 --> 00:48:44,389
MR. BATES...
917
00:48:46,193 --> 00:48:48,060
THE GENTLEMAN
THAT I MARRIED,
918
00:48:48,195 --> 00:48:51,196
REFUSES TO GET MY
LITTLE BLUE ZIPPER BAG
OUT OF THE CAR
919
00:48:51,198 --> 00:48:54,399
OR EVEN TO UNLOCK
THE DOOR,
SO I CAN GET IT MYSELF.
920
00:48:54,535 --> 00:48:55,868
ISABEL, WHAT'S
THE MATTER WITH YOU?
921
00:48:56,002 --> 00:48:58,303
ALL YOU HAD TO DO
WAS ASK.
922
00:49:01,007 --> 00:49:05,143
GEORGE, MAY I SPEAK
TO YOU ALONE
FOR A MOMENT?
923
00:49:05,279 --> 00:49:06,712
PLEASE?!
924
00:49:09,015 --> 00:49:10,949
GO ON.
COME ON. GO ON.
925
00:49:16,957 --> 00:49:17,956
OHH.
926
00:49:22,429 --> 00:49:24,296
WELL, WHAT IS IT?
927
00:49:24,431 --> 00:49:26,098
WHAT IS IT?!
928
00:49:27,634 --> 00:49:29,634
I MIGHT AS WELL
NOT EVEN BE PRESENT
929
00:49:29,636 --> 00:49:31,303
FOR ALL THE ATTENTION
I'VE BEEN PAID
930
00:49:31,438 --> 00:49:34,839
SINCE THIS TENDER
REUNION STARTED.
931
00:49:34,841 --> 00:49:37,642
AREN'T YOU BEING JUST
A LITTLE UNREASONABLE?
932
00:49:37,778 --> 00:49:42,180
IS IT UNREASONABLE
TO WANT TO BE TREATED
AS IF I LIVED, EXISTED?!
933
00:49:42,316 --> 00:49:45,317
IS THIS IGNORING ME
ANY BASIS
FOR A HAPPY MARRIAGE?
934
00:49:45,452 --> 00:49:49,254
WHAT ABOUT MY SLEEPING
IN A CHAIR ALL NIGHT,
IS THAT A GOOD BASIS?!
935
00:49:49,256 --> 00:49:52,791
YOU SLEPT THERE
BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO DRUNK
TO GET OUT OF THAT CHAIR!
936
00:49:52,793 --> 00:49:54,593
AFTER BULLYING ME
ALL DAY LONG
937
00:49:54,728 --> 00:49:58,130
AND THEN DRAGGING ME OFF
TO THE OLD MAN RIVER MOTEL.
938
00:49:58,265 --> 00:50:00,599
THAT--THAT PAVILION OF JOY!
939
00:50:00,601 --> 00:50:02,400
00
IN THE MORNING!
940
00:50:02,402 --> 00:50:03,535
I COULDN'T FIND
ANYTHING ELSE!
941
00:50:03,670 --> 00:50:06,671
CIGARETTES AND LIPSTICK
ALL IN THE ASHTRAY.
942
00:50:06,673 --> 00:50:08,673
AND YOU STANDING THERE
STARK, STARING NAKED
943
00:50:08,675 --> 00:50:10,475
LIKE A SAVAGE,
YELLING--YELLING,
944
00:50:10,477 --> 00:50:12,344
"TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF
BEFORE I RIP THEM OFF!"
945
00:50:12,479 --> 00:50:13,678
SHH. WILL YOU
SIMMER DOWN?
946
00:50:13,814 --> 00:50:15,680
WE'RE NOT ALONE,
YOU KNOW?
947
00:50:15,682 --> 00:50:16,949
YOU'RE ALL GOING THROUGH
948
00:50:17,083 --> 00:50:19,751
A PERFECTLY NATURAL
LITTLE PERIOD OF ADJUSTMENT.
949
00:50:19,886 --> 00:50:20,819
THAT'S ALL.
950
00:50:20,821 --> 00:50:23,288
YOU SEE, I TOLD HER
THAT THERE WAS NOTH--
951
00:50:23,290 --> 00:50:25,824
WHAT?! OH. YOU!
YOU BEEN TALKING!
952
00:50:25,826 --> 00:50:28,026
WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK
WE BEEN DOING, GEORGE,
953
00:50:28,162 --> 00:50:30,429
WHILE YOU'VE BEEN GONE IN
THAT INSTRUMENT OF TORTURE
954
00:50:30,564 --> 00:50:31,896
YOU HAVE FOR A CAR?!
955
00:50:31,898 --> 00:50:33,898
JUST AN ADJUSTMENT
PERIOD THAT NEEDS--
956
00:50:33,900 --> 00:50:37,235
ADJUSTMENT TO WHAT,
MR. BATES, HUMILIATION?
957
00:50:37,237 --> 00:50:39,304
NO, THANK YOU!
958
00:50:41,041 --> 00:50:43,708
WHY, MR. BATES, COULD I ASK YOU
ONE LAST FAVOR?
959
00:50:43,844 --> 00:50:45,043
MM-HMM.
960
00:50:45,045 --> 00:50:47,846
COULD I TAKE A HOT SHOWER
IN YOUR SWEET LITTLE BATHROOM
961
00:50:47,848 --> 00:50:51,115
BEFORE I GO DOWNTOWN
AND CHECK INTO A HOTEL?
962
00:50:51,117 --> 00:50:52,050
BECAUSE I'M FEELING VERY--
963
00:50:52,186 --> 00:50:53,318
I'M NOT GOING DOWNTOWN!
964
00:50:53,453 --> 00:50:55,453
I'M NOT CHECKING IN
TO ANY HOTEL!
965
00:50:55,455 --> 00:50:57,589
WHY, GEORGE,
966
00:50:57,724 --> 00:50:59,457
YOU CAN DO WHATEVER
YOU WANT.
967
00:50:59,459 --> 00:51:01,726
I AM CHECKING IN
AT A HOTEL!
968
00:51:01,862 --> 00:51:04,262
HEY, HEY. NO, NO.
WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT NOW.
969
00:51:04,398 --> 00:51:05,330
LET HER GO, RALPH!
970
00:51:05,466 --> 00:51:07,932
YOU'RE WASTING
YOUR BREATH!
971
00:51:07,934 --> 00:51:08,600
YEAH,
972
00:51:08,735 --> 00:51:10,869
AND I'M SQUANDERING
YOUR BEER.
973
00:51:15,876 --> 00:51:17,476
GEORGE...
974
00:51:17,611 --> 00:51:19,411
GEORGE, IF YOU WILL
HAVE THE DECENCY
975
00:51:19,546 --> 00:51:20,879
TO GO OUT
INTO THE CAR
976
00:51:20,881 --> 00:51:23,215
AND GET MY LITTLE
BLUE ZIPPER BAG--
977
00:51:23,350 --> 00:51:24,883
WHICH I DOUBT--
978
00:51:24,885 --> 00:51:26,685
I WILL GIVE YOU
A TRANQUILIZER.
979
00:51:26,821 --> 00:51:29,221
GET OUT OF MY SIGHT.
I'LL GET TRANQUIL SO FAST,
980
00:51:29,356 --> 00:51:30,755
IT'LL MAKE YOUR HEAD SWIM.
981
00:51:30,757 --> 00:51:32,290
GO ON, GET UNDER
YOUR HOT SHOWER--
982
00:51:32,426 --> 00:51:35,227
WON'T DO ANYTHING FOR YOU. 100
SHOWERS WOULDN'T WARM YOU UP!
983
00:51:35,362 --> 00:51:36,628
1,000 HOT SHOWERS!
984
00:51:36,763 --> 00:51:39,231
IF YOU'D JUST GIVE EACH
OTHER A LITTLE SMILE--
985
00:51:39,366 --> 00:51:42,234
YOU ARE A COARSE PERSON,
GEORGE.
986
00:51:42,369 --> 00:51:44,102
VERY COARSE.
987
00:51:44,238 --> 00:51:45,637
I ONLY WISH YOU'D GIVEN ME
988
00:51:45,772 --> 00:51:47,706
A HINT OF YOUR
TRUE NATURE BEFORE WE--
989
00:51:47,842 --> 00:51:50,242
WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE ME
YOUR TRUE NATURE?!
990
00:51:50,377 --> 00:51:52,177
DID I DISGUISE
MY NATURE?
991
00:51:52,179 --> 00:51:53,512
YOU SURE DID!
992
00:51:53,647 --> 00:51:55,447
YOU DIDN'T PUT
THE FREEZE ON ME
993
00:51:55,582 --> 00:51:57,249
AT BELVEDERE
GENERAL HOSPITAL.
994
00:51:57,384 --> 00:51:58,583
SHE WAS MY NIGHT NURSE
995
00:51:58,719 --> 00:51:59,852
AT BELVEDERE
GENERAL HOSPITAL,
996
00:51:59,986 --> 00:52:02,654
AND USED TO GIVE ME
ALCOHOL RUBDOWNS AT BEDTIME.
997
00:52:02,789 --> 00:52:05,457
HOW CAN YOU BE SO CRUDE?
998
00:52:05,592 --> 00:52:07,659
SHE STROKED
AND PETTED ON ME
999
00:52:07,794 --> 00:52:09,662
LIKE SHE HAD ON A PAIR
OF SILK GLOVES.
1000
00:52:09,796 --> 00:52:11,996
IT WAS MY JOB!
I HAD TO!
1001
00:52:11,998 --> 00:52:13,198
SHE HAD--
1002
00:52:13,333 --> 00:52:15,734
REMEMBER THOSE DOLLS IN KOREA
USED TO WEAR SILK GLOVES?
1003
00:52:15,870 --> 00:52:17,736
WELL, SHE COULD HAVE
GIVEN THEM LESSONS.
1004
00:52:17,872 --> 00:52:21,073
I DID NOT TOUCH YOUR BODY,
EXCEPT AS A NURSE...
1005
00:52:21,208 --> 00:52:22,807
HIRED TO DO IT!
1006
00:52:22,943 --> 00:52:26,545
I DID NOT TOUCH
YOUR BIG, OLD...
1007
00:52:26,547 --> 00:52:29,347
LECHEROUS BODY!
1008
00:52:29,483 --> 00:52:31,149
HOW DO YOU GIVE ME
A RUBDOWN
1009
00:52:31,285 --> 00:52:32,617
WITHOUT TOUCHING
ON MY BODY?
1010
00:52:32,753 --> 00:52:34,018
NOW, KIDS. KIDS, LOOK...
1011
00:52:34,020 --> 00:52:35,820
...WITHOUT TOUCHING
A PART OF THEIR BODY?
1012
00:52:35,822 --> 00:52:37,355
HE'S MAKING OUT
I SEDUCED HIM
1013
00:52:37,491 --> 00:52:38,823
WHILE I WAS
HIS NURSE!
1014
00:52:38,825 --> 00:52:41,293
NO, I DIDN'T SAY THAT!
NO, I JUST SAID...
1015
00:52:44,498 --> 00:52:45,764
LOOK, GO ON IN THERE.
1016
00:52:45,900 --> 00:52:47,966
SAY A FEW TENDER,
LOVING WORDS TO HER, HUH?
1017
00:52:47,968 --> 00:52:51,169
NO. HOW CAN I? NOT WHEN
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S EATING HER.
1018
00:52:51,305 --> 00:52:52,504
GO GET HER BAG.
1019
00:52:52,639 --> 00:52:53,638
Isabelle:
I WANT MY DADDY!
1020
00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:55,574
YOU WANNA HEAR
THAT ALL NIGHT?
1021
00:52:55,576 --> 00:52:56,709
GO ON.
1022
00:53:09,924 --> 00:53:10,856
OH.
1023
00:53:11,792 --> 00:53:13,926
HEY.
1024
00:53:14,060 --> 00:53:15,694
HEY, COME ON NOW, HMM?
1025
00:53:17,798 --> 00:53:20,665
NOW, WE DON'T WANNA
DO THAT, DO WE?
1026
00:53:20,801 --> 00:53:22,200
HMM?
1027
00:53:22,336 --> 00:53:24,136
OH.
1028
00:53:24,271 --> 00:53:25,737
IT...
1029
00:53:25,872 --> 00:53:29,073
IT ISN'T THAT I'M PRUDISH,
MR. BATES.
1030
00:53:29,075 --> 00:53:31,009
IT'S JUST...
1031
00:53:31,011 --> 00:53:33,211
IT'S JUST THAT...
1032
00:53:33,213 --> 00:53:34,813
MOST MEN THINK...
1033
00:53:34,949 --> 00:53:38,150
THINK THAT GIRLS
IN THE NURSING PROFESSION
1034
00:53:38,285 --> 00:53:40,185
ARE SHOCKPROOF.
1035
00:53:41,087 --> 00:53:43,622
AND I'M NOT.
1036
00:53:43,757 --> 00:53:45,824
DO YOU ALWAYS
SAY MISTER TO MEN?
1037
00:53:45,826 --> 00:53:46,959
HMM?
1038
00:53:47,094 --> 00:53:48,360
YES, I DO...
1039
00:53:48,495 --> 00:53:50,295
TILL I KNOW THEM.
1040
00:53:50,297 --> 00:53:51,964
I WISH YOU'D SAY
RALPH TO ME
1041
00:53:52,099 --> 00:53:53,198
LIKE YOU KNEW ME.
1042
00:54:04,578 --> 00:54:06,578
LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING ABOUT GEORGE.
1043
00:54:06,713 --> 00:54:08,180
IT'S GONNA SURPRISE YOU.
1044
00:54:08,315 --> 00:54:11,450
OH, NOTHING COULD
SURPRISE ME, MR. BATES.
1045
00:54:11,585 --> 00:54:13,852
YOU SAW HIM OUT THERE.
YOU--YOU OBSERVED HIM.
1046
00:54:13,854 --> 00:54:16,921
MM-HMM. YEAH. NOW, I OBSERVED
HIM THROUGH A WHOLE WAR--
1047
00:54:16,923 --> 00:54:20,392
AT WHICH THERE IS NO
BETTER PLACE TO OBSERVE.
1048
00:54:20,527 --> 00:54:22,394
YOU SEE--YOU SEE TO HIM,
1049
00:54:22,529 --> 00:54:23,862
MOST GUYS
IN THE ARMY TALK.
1050
00:54:23,864 --> 00:54:26,198
YOU'D THINK THEY WERE
WILD BULLS TO WOMEN--
1051
00:54:26,333 --> 00:54:28,066
SPARE THEM NO MERCY.
1052
00:54:28,202 --> 00:54:30,068
AND GEORGE
WAS NO EXCEPTION.
1053
00:54:30,204 --> 00:54:31,670
ONLY ACCORDING
TO HIS STORY,
1054
00:54:31,806 --> 00:54:33,938
HE WAS THE WILDEST
WILD BULL OF THEM ALL.
1055
00:54:34,074 --> 00:54:35,139
YES.
1056
00:54:35,141 --> 00:54:37,810
BUT QUITE A FEW DOLLS
IN HONG KONG AND KOREA,
1057
00:54:37,944 --> 00:54:41,013
THEY TELL
A DIFFERENT STORY.
1058
00:54:41,147 --> 00:54:43,215
YOU KNOW WHAT HE'D DO
IN THOSE, UH,
1059
00:54:43,350 --> 00:54:44,817
UH, TEAHOUSES?
1060
00:54:44,951 --> 00:54:46,151
YEAH, I CAN IMAGINE.
1061
00:54:46,286 --> 00:54:48,487
HUP. YOU'RE WRONG. SEE?
YOU'RE WRONG.
1062
00:54:48,622 --> 00:54:51,423
HE WAS SORRY
FOR THOSE GIRLS.
1063
00:54:51,558 --> 00:54:53,958
HE'D SIT UP THERE ON
A PILLOW DRINKING RICE WINE
1064
00:54:54,094 --> 00:54:55,828
AND TEACHING THEM
ENGLISH.
1065
00:54:55,962 --> 00:54:57,295
THEN HE'D COME DOWN
AND SHOUT
1066
00:54:57,431 --> 00:54:58,831
"OH, MAN. OH, BROTHER,"
1067
00:54:58,965 --> 00:55:01,700
LIKE HE LAID THEM
TO WASTE.
1068
00:55:03,838 --> 00:55:06,505
WELL, THAT CERTAINLY
WAS NOT HIS BEHAVIOR
1069
00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:09,908
AT THE OLD MAN
RIVER MOTEL.
1070
00:55:10,044 --> 00:55:12,644
HEY, COME ON NOW, BABY.
1071
00:55:13,714 --> 00:55:15,647
RALPH, YOU KNOW,
1072
00:55:15,782 --> 00:55:18,183
THERE IS SUCH
A TENDER ATMOSPHERE
1073
00:55:18,318 --> 00:55:19,918
IN YOUR LITTLE HOUSE.
1074
00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:23,121
ESPECIALLY IN THIS
LITTLE BEDROOM.
1075
00:55:23,257 --> 00:55:26,591
YOU KNOW, I MEAN,
YOU CAN ALMOST BREATHE
1076
00:55:26,593 --> 00:55:28,627
THE TENDER ATMOSPH--AAH!
1077
00:55:30,064 --> 00:55:30,995
GEO--
1078
00:55:31,131 --> 00:55:33,065
HEY, GEORGE,
WHAT ARE YOU--
1079
00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:34,867
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
OUT THERE, BOY?
1080
00:55:35,001 --> 00:55:37,536
WHAT'S THIS HEART-TO-HEART TALK
GOING ON HERE?
1081
00:55:37,538 --> 00:55:38,603
GEORGE!
1082
00:55:38,605 --> 00:55:39,538
NOW, WHAT'S
A MATTER?
1083
00:55:39,673 --> 00:55:41,874
ALL MY PERFUME'S
IN THAT BAG.
1084
00:55:42,008 --> 00:55:45,210
A $25 BOTTLE
OF VOL-DE-NUIT.
1085
00:55:45,212 --> 00:55:46,745
OH, THANK HEAVEN
FOR MR. BATES.
1086
00:55:46,881 --> 00:55:48,680
YEAH, HE'S A DOLL.
1087
00:55:48,815 --> 00:55:50,883
COME ON, DOLL,
LET'S HAVE A DRINK.
1088
00:55:51,485 --> 00:55:52,685
IT'S POSSIBLE
1089
00:55:52,819 --> 00:55:56,555
THAT MR. BATES ENJOYS
TALKING TO ME, GEORGE!
1090
00:55:56,690 --> 00:55:58,223
IT IS JUST POSSIBLE!
1091
00:55:58,358 --> 00:56:00,625
NOW, NOW, HONEY.
1092
00:56:00,761 --> 00:56:01,894
HONEY, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT ANYTHING.
1093
00:56:02,028 --> 00:56:05,197
YOU JUST FRESHEN UP
IN THERE. I'LL TALK TO HIM.
1094
00:56:08,102 --> 00:56:09,601
WELL?
1095
00:56:11,706 --> 00:56:14,172
BOY, YOU SURE DID
SOMETHING TO SHOCK HER.
1096
00:56:14,174 --> 00:56:15,107
THAT'S THE TRUTH.
1097
00:56:15,242 --> 00:56:17,375
I TRIED TO SLEEP
WITH HER. OH-HO, BOY.
1098
00:56:17,377 --> 00:56:20,845
I MEAN, I NEVER HAD A WOMAN
PUT THE FREEZE ON ME BEFORE.
1099
00:56:20,981 --> 00:56:23,782
I KNOW. YOU'VE JUST HAD
USED WOMEN UP TILL NOW.
1100
00:56:23,784 --> 00:56:25,250
THIS ONE'S UNUSED.
1101
00:56:25,252 --> 00:56:27,319
THAT MAKES A PROBLEM
COMES HER WEDDING NIGHT,
1102
00:56:27,454 --> 00:56:28,453
DON'T YOU UNDER--
1103
00:56:28,589 --> 00:56:29,854
YEAH, WELL,
SHE CAN STAY UNUSED
1104
00:56:29,990 --> 00:56:31,389
AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED.
1105
00:56:31,391 --> 00:56:34,126
NOW, LOOK, GEORGE, THAT'S A NICE
LITTLE GIRL IN THERE.
1106
00:56:34,261 --> 00:56:36,194
IF YOU QUIT HOLLERING,
GIVE HER A SQUEEZE--
1107
00:56:36,330 --> 00:56:37,830
FORGET IT, RALPH!
1108
00:56:40,867 --> 00:56:43,201
BOY, THAT KID OF YOURS
SURE HAS IT MADE.
1109
00:56:43,337 --> 00:56:47,239
I MEAN, THIS IS VERY
HIGH-CLASS LOOT.
1110
00:56:48,409 --> 00:56:50,475
HEY, WHAT'S THIS, RALPH?
1111
00:56:50,477 --> 00:56:51,944
IT'S A ROCKET LAUNCHER.
1112
00:56:52,079 --> 00:56:54,279
ARMY'S GONNA START
MAKING IT NEXT MONTH, I HEAR.
1113
00:56:55,416 --> 00:56:56,615
YEAH.
1114
00:56:56,617 --> 00:56:58,883
WELL, I'D LIKE
A LITTLE GIRL.
1115
00:56:59,019 --> 00:57:00,752
LITTLE GIRLS ARE JUST
NATURALLY CRAZY
1116
00:57:00,887 --> 00:57:02,621
ABOUT THEIR DADDIES.
1117
00:57:02,623 --> 00:57:05,057
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO
ANYTHING...
1118
00:57:06,293 --> 00:57:08,226
PROVE ANYTHING,
1119
00:57:08,362 --> 00:57:09,728
YOU KNOW?
1120
00:57:10,831 --> 00:57:12,497
HEY, FOOTBALL!
1121
00:57:12,499 --> 00:57:14,499
RALPH! HUP.
HERE, BOY.
1122
00:57:14,635 --> 00:57:15,834
I'M IN THE END ZONE.
1123
00:57:15,836 --> 00:57:16,769
HERE YOU GO!
1124
00:57:16,903 --> 00:57:18,570
HIT ME! WHOO!
1125
00:57:18,705 --> 00:57:20,038
OW. OOF.
1126
00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:22,775
GETTING
OUT OF SHAPE.
1127
00:57:22,909 --> 00:57:25,711
I KNOW MY KID LIKES ME,
AND I LIKE HIM.
1128
00:57:26,913 --> 00:57:29,314
THAT'S WHY I DON'T
LIKE TO SEE THEM
1129
00:57:29,316 --> 00:57:30,783
MAKING HIM A SISSY.
1130
00:57:30,917 --> 00:57:33,318
SCARED THE KIDS
WILL LAUGH AT HIM,
1131
00:57:33,453 --> 00:57:35,253
AND HE'LL GET HURT.
1132
00:57:35,255 --> 00:57:37,423
THINGS ARE REALLY
ON THE SKIDS, HUH?
1133
00:57:38,325 --> 00:57:40,725
WELL...
1134
00:57:40,861 --> 00:57:44,797
WHEN YOU MARRY A WOMAN
THE WAY I DID DOTTY--
1135
00:57:44,931 --> 00:57:48,200
FOR HER OLD MAN'S
DOUGH--
1136
00:57:48,335 --> 00:57:51,470
YOU HAVE COMMITTED
THE ACT OF A LOUSE, BOY.
1137
00:57:51,472 --> 00:57:53,806
YOU'LL NEVER FORGET IT.
1138
00:57:53,940 --> 00:57:55,140
NO KIDDING?
1139
00:57:55,275 --> 00:57:56,809
MM-HMM. YEAH.
1140
00:57:58,012 --> 00:57:59,344
DOTTY DOESN'T KNOW IT.
1141
00:57:59,346 --> 00:58:02,214
I'VE WORKED DAMN HARD
TO KEEP HER FROM KNOWING.
1142
00:58:02,349 --> 00:58:04,616
ON ACCOUNT OF HER...
1143
00:58:04,751 --> 00:58:06,251
CARING ABOUT ME.
1144
00:58:07,888 --> 00:58:10,755
BUT FACT IS,
SHE DOESN'T ANYMORE...
1145
00:58:10,891 --> 00:58:12,758
OR SHE WOULD'VE STUCK BY ME
WHEN I QUIT.
1146
00:58:14,829 --> 00:58:17,896
SHE'D BE HERE RIGHT NOW
ASKING ME NOT TO GO AWAY,
1147
00:58:17,898 --> 00:58:19,164
WOULDN'T SHE?
1148
00:58:19,299 --> 00:58:20,965
IF HE CARED ANYTHING
ABOUT YOU,
1149
00:58:21,101 --> 00:58:23,435
WHY ISN'T HE HERE NOW
BEGGING YOU TO COME BACK?
1150
00:58:23,570 --> 00:58:25,970
YOU HEARD THAT GIRL, THAT
CHERYL LYNN. BELIEVE ME,
1151
00:58:25,972 --> 00:58:27,840
WE'RE LUCKY SHE'S SUCH
A BIG-MOUTH, BUSYBODY
1152
00:58:27,974 --> 00:58:29,374
SHE HAD TO BREAK
THE NEWS.
1153
00:58:29,510 --> 00:58:31,710
IS RALPH BATES
PINING AWAY ABOUT YOU?
1154
00:58:31,712 --> 00:58:33,512
NO, HE'S SELLING
YOUR THINGS.
1155
00:58:33,514 --> 00:58:36,048
TRYING TO RAISE CASH
SO HE CAN GET AWAY FAST.
1156
00:58:36,183 --> 00:58:39,051
I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
AFTER ALL HE'S DONE TO ME,
1157
00:58:39,186 --> 00:58:41,053
TRYING TO SNEAK AWAY
LIKE A THIEF.
1158
00:58:41,188 --> 00:58:43,321
IF YOU ASK ME,
HE'S MOVING TOO FAST.
1159
00:58:43,323 --> 00:58:45,323
IT'S FISHY.
1160
00:58:45,325 --> 00:58:47,392
DOTTY...
1161
00:58:47,394 --> 00:58:49,461
THE WIFE IS ALWAYS
THE LAST TO KNOW,
1162
00:58:49,596 --> 00:58:51,396
BUT HAVE YOU GOT
ANY REASON
1163
00:58:51,398 --> 00:58:53,265
TO SUSPECT
THERE'S ANOTHER WOMAN?
1164
00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:56,935
THERE'S NO OTHER WOMAN.
THAT AIN'T THE PROBLEM.
1165
00:58:58,805 --> 00:58:59,672
THAT ISN'T THE PROBLEM.
1166
00:58:59,806 --> 00:59:00,805
DAMN RIGHT.
1167
00:59:00,941 --> 00:59:02,407
THE ONLY PROBLEM IS
1168
00:59:02,543 --> 00:59:05,410
I SHOULDN'T HAVE
LET DOTTY MARRY HIM
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
1169
00:59:05,546 --> 00:59:06,478
I BLAME MYSELF.
1170
00:59:06,613 --> 00:59:08,613
FORGET ABOUT HIM,
HONEY.
1171
00:59:08,615 --> 00:59:10,615
YOU DON'T NEED HIM
ANYMORE.
1172
00:59:10,617 --> 00:59:12,417
YOU'VE GOT
THE BOY NOW.
1173
00:59:12,419 --> 00:59:15,153
YOU'VE GOT ME--
1174
00:59:15,289 --> 00:59:16,288
US--
1175
00:59:16,423 --> 00:59:17,489
THAT CARE ABOUT YOU.
1176
00:59:17,624 --> 00:59:20,092
THAT MAN
DON'T LOVE YOU,
AND YOU KNOW IT!
1177
00:59:20,227 --> 00:59:25,297
I CAN IMAGINE NOTHING WORSE
THAN LIVING WITH A PERSON
YOU KNOW DOESN'T LOVE YOU.
1178
00:59:30,705 --> 00:59:34,573
IT MIGHT BE EVEN WORSE
FOR THE OTHER PERSON.
1179
00:59:34,708 --> 00:59:36,608
I JUST THOUGHT...
1180
00:59:40,314 --> 00:59:42,581
I'M TIRED.
1181
00:59:42,716 --> 00:59:44,116
I THINK I'LL GO TO BED.
1182
00:59:46,921 --> 00:59:48,620
DOTTY.
1183
00:59:52,659 --> 00:59:54,593
RALPH, YOU SERIOUS
ABOUT CUTTING OUT OF HERE?
1184
00:59:54,595 --> 00:59:56,528
MM-HMM.
1185
00:59:56,663 --> 00:59:58,997
THEN COME ON ALONG
TO TEXAS.
1186
00:59:58,999 --> 01:00:02,935
PICK US UP
A PIECE OF RANCHLAND
AND RAISE A HERD OF CATTLE.
1187
01:00:03,069 --> 01:00:06,671
WHAT, ARE YOU
OUT OF YOUR M--
1188
01:00:06,807 --> 01:00:08,607
AHH.
1189
01:00:08,742 --> 01:00:11,209
DON'T YOU
LOOK PRETTY.
1190
01:00:11,211 --> 01:00:12,076
MMM!
1191
01:00:12,078 --> 01:00:15,347
I FEEL MUCH BETTER.
REFRESHED.
1192
01:00:15,482 --> 01:00:18,283
MM-HMM.
1193
01:00:18,285 --> 01:00:20,552
GEORGE?
1194
01:00:20,687 --> 01:00:22,354
HOW DO YOU FEEL?
1195
01:00:22,489 --> 01:00:24,623
HOW DO I--YEAH.
1196
01:00:25,759 --> 01:00:29,628
WELL...UH...
1197
01:00:29,630 --> 01:00:32,697
I--I BETTER C-CALL AND...
1198
01:00:32,699 --> 01:00:36,368
AND GET MYSELF
A HOTEL ROOM...
HADN'T I?
1199
01:00:39,106 --> 01:00:40,773
I TOLD YOU, RALPH,
LET HER GO!
1200
01:00:40,907 --> 01:00:41,974
OH, NO, MR. BOWERS!
1201
01:00:42,109 --> 01:00:44,509
NO, NO! DON'T SELL ME
TO HER! UH-UH.
1202
01:00:44,645 --> 01:00:47,245
RALPH THINKS IF I--
IF I SEDUCE YOU,
1203
01:00:47,381 --> 01:00:50,248
THE WAY YOU CLAIM
I ALREADY DID AT BELVEDERE--
1204
01:00:50,384 --> 01:00:52,317
THAT ALL OUR PROBLEMS
WOULD BE OVER.
1205
01:00:52,319 --> 01:00:53,452
NOW, HONEY,
I DIDN'T SAY--
1206
01:00:53,587 --> 01:00:55,654
NO. I DON'T THINK
THAT SEX SOLVES ANYTHING.
1207
01:00:55,790 --> 01:00:57,189
HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?
1208
01:00:57,324 --> 01:00:58,657
ANY MORE THAN
LIQUOR DOES.
1209
01:00:58,793 --> 01:01:00,058
SHE DOESN'T DRINK,
EITHER.
1210
01:01:00,194 --> 01:01:02,461
I DON'T THINK
THE FUNCTIONS OF A WIFE
1211
01:01:02,463 --> 01:01:05,597
SHOULD BE CONFUSED WITH
THE SORT OF WOMEN AVAILABLE
1212
01:01:05,732 --> 01:01:08,933
IN THE ARMY CAMPS
IN OCCUPIED TERRITORIES.
1213
01:01:08,935 --> 01:01:11,203
SHE MEANS HOOKERS.
SHE KNOWS ALL ABOUT
THEM, TOO.
1214
01:01:11,338 --> 01:01:14,339
CAN'T YOU TWO
STOP MURDERING
EACH OTHER, HUH?
1215
01:01:14,475 --> 01:01:16,541
I GUESS NOT.
1216
01:01:16,677 --> 01:01:20,412
I...I GUESS WE'RE
JUST OPPOSITE TYPES.
1217
01:01:20,547 --> 01:01:24,216
YEP...OPPOSITE TYPES.
1218
01:01:27,354 --> 01:01:30,555
I WANT TO CALL
MY DADDY.
1219
01:01:30,691 --> 01:01:34,158
MR. BATES--
OH, UH, RALPH,
1220
01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:36,228
CAN I CALL MY FATHER...
UH, COLLECT?
1221
01:01:36,363 --> 01:01:37,562
SURE, SURE,
HONEY,
1222
01:01:37,698 --> 01:01:40,565
BUT WHY UPSET
THE OLD MAN
CHRISTMAS EVE?
1223
01:01:40,567 --> 01:01:41,700
OH! OH, I WON'T!
1224
01:01:41,836 --> 01:01:45,704
I JUST WANT TO TELL HIM THAT--
THAT I LOVE HIM...
1225
01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:47,706
AND I MISS HIM.
1226
01:01:47,842 --> 01:01:52,511
George: GO ON! GO ON!
AND I'LL PAY FOR IT!
1227
01:01:52,646 --> 01:01:56,381
Isabel: I'D LIKE TO CALL
SWEETWATER, TEXAS, 07...
1228
01:01:56,517 --> 01:01:59,317
THAT GIRL NEEDS YOU.
NOW, GO ON.
BE NICE TO HER.
1229
01:01:59,453 --> 01:02:03,989
WHY? SHE HASN'T GOT
THE INCURABLE SHAKES.
I HAVE.
1230
01:02:05,926 --> 01:02:10,795
OH, I--I JUST HOPE
I CAN STOP CRYING
FOR DADDY'S SAKE.
1231
01:02:10,797 --> 01:02:13,665
Isabel:
OH, YES, OPERATOR,
I'LL--WHAT?
1232
01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:15,467
DADDY!
1233
01:02:15,602 --> 01:02:20,005
OH! OH, PRECIOUS DADDY!
1234
01:02:21,007 --> 01:02:23,808
I CAN'T--CAN'T TALK!
1235
01:02:23,810 --> 01:02:26,078
I CAN'T TALK!
1236
01:02:26,213 --> 01:02:28,080
I CAN'T TALK!
1237
01:02:28,215 --> 01:02:30,082
I CAN'T TALK!
1238
01:02:35,289 --> 01:02:37,355
HI, POP!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
1239
01:02:37,357 --> 01:02:40,158
NO, NO.
THIS ISN'T GEORGE.
THIS IS A BUDDY OF HIS.
1240
01:02:40,294 --> 01:02:42,494
UH, ISABEL
WANTS TO TELL YOU
HOW HAPPY SHE IS,
1241
01:02:42,629 --> 01:02:45,230
BUT SHE'S JUST BROKE UP
WITH EMOTION.
1242
01:02:45,365 --> 01:02:47,699
WELL, YOU KNOW
HOW IT IS, POP.
NEWLYWEDS.
1243
01:02:47,834 --> 01:02:50,235
THEY'RE JUST NATURALLY
FULL OF EMOTION, YEAH.
1244
01:02:50,237 --> 01:02:53,638
THEY GOTTA GO THROUGH THIS
LITTLE PERIOD OF ADJUSTMENT
BETWEEN THEM.
1245
01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:55,974
OH, FINE!
YEAH, YEAH, SHE'S FINE.
1246
01:02:56,110 --> 01:03:00,379
SHE'LL TALK TO YOU
AS SOON AS SHE BLOWS HER NOSE.
UH-HUH.
1247
01:03:00,514 --> 01:03:03,749
HONEY, HONEY, YOUR DADDY
WANTS TO TALK TO YOU.
NOW, GO ON.
1248
01:03:05,720 --> 01:03:09,088
DA-AA-AAH!
1249
01:03:15,462 --> 01:03:18,397
POP! UH, LISTEN, NOW,
YOU TALK TO HER, POP.
1250
01:03:18,532 --> 01:03:22,267
SHE'S TOO SHOOK UP
TO TALK BACK. UH-HUH.
1251
01:03:22,402 --> 01:03:26,070
HONEY, HONEY,
COME ON, NOW.
1252
01:03:26,072 --> 01:03:27,506
COME ON, NOW.
1253
01:03:31,011 --> 01:03:32,945
DADDY?
1254
01:03:33,079 --> 01:03:37,149
UH, OH,
HOW ARE YOU, DADDY?
1255
01:03:37,284 --> 01:03:40,319
OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL!
1256
01:03:42,022 --> 01:03:45,357
I'M FINE, TOO.
1257
01:03:45,492 --> 01:03:49,694
UH-HUH. YES,
I GOT MARRIED YESTERDAY.
1258
01:03:49,696 --> 01:03:51,630
YESTERDAY.
1259
01:03:53,099 --> 01:03:56,602
OH. UH, HOW'S MOM?
1260
01:03:58,705 --> 01:04:00,305
OH.
1261
01:04:00,440 --> 01:04:02,975
JUST THE SAME?
1262
01:04:03,109 --> 01:04:06,378
OH. DADDY?
1263
01:04:06,513 --> 01:04:10,515
I MAY BE
SEEING YOU SOON.
1264
01:04:10,651 --> 01:04:15,654
NO, I GAVE UP MY NURSING JOB
WHEN I GOT MARRIED...
1265
01:04:15,656 --> 01:04:18,523
SO I HAVE
LOTS OF FREE TIME NOW.
1266
01:04:18,659 --> 01:04:21,593
AND I MISS YOU SO MUCH,
DADDY.
1267
01:04:21,728 --> 01:04:25,597
I--I JUST MAY SUDDENLY
POP IN ON YOU.
1268
01:04:25,732 --> 01:04:28,000
TOMORROW!
1269
01:04:28,134 --> 01:04:30,602
MERRY CHRISTMAS...
1270
01:04:30,737 --> 01:04:33,772
UH...DADDY!
1271
01:04:51,758 --> 01:04:55,527
Isabel: OH, WHAT A SWEET
LITTLE ANIMAL!
1272
01:05:01,035 --> 01:05:02,501
OH!
1273
01:05:02,503 --> 01:05:05,970
OH, RALPH, WHAT
IS THIS LITTLE
ANIMAL'S NAME?
1274
01:05:06,106 --> 01:05:07,439
THE ANIMAL IS A DOG!
1275
01:05:07,574 --> 01:05:08,973
I KNOW
IT'S A DOG!
1276
01:05:09,109 --> 01:05:10,642
WHY DON'T YOU
CALL IT A DOG?!
1277
01:05:10,777 --> 01:05:13,311
ITS NAME IS BESSIE.
1278
01:05:13,447 --> 01:05:15,714
YOU WANNA GO
FOR A LITTLE WALK
WITH ME?
1279
01:05:16,583 --> 01:05:19,051
OH, RALPH,
IT SAYS YES.
1280
01:05:19,186 --> 01:05:24,122
YEAH? IT MUST BE
DESPERATE IF IT'S WILLING
TO GO OUT IN THE SNOW.
1281
01:05:24,258 --> 01:05:25,790
YOU ALWAYS DID
WANT A DOG.
1282
01:05:25,792 --> 01:05:27,792
I STILL DO.
1283
01:05:27,794 --> 01:05:29,862
BESSIE HAS TO SLEEP
WITH A NIGHT-LIGHT ON
1284
01:05:29,996 --> 01:05:31,864
BEING AFRAID
OF THE DARK.
1285
01:05:31,998 --> 01:05:36,201
COME ON, BOY.
LET'S GO, STRONG HEART.
1286
01:05:36,336 --> 01:05:38,136
UH, MY COAT.
1287
01:05:38,138 --> 01:05:39,204
UH, COAT.
1288
01:05:39,206 --> 01:05:41,806
Isabel: HELLO,
LITTLE DOGGY.
1289
01:05:41,942 --> 01:05:44,743
OH, YES...
1290
01:05:45,746 --> 01:05:46,811
WAIT A MINUTE.
1291
01:05:46,947 --> 01:05:48,413
WEE, WEE,
WEE, WEE.
1292
01:05:48,549 --> 01:05:52,518
OH, YOU'RE SUCH
A SWEET THING.
YES, YOU ARE.
1293
01:05:55,222 --> 01:05:59,691
OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL
SHEARED BEAVER.
1294
01:05:59,826 --> 01:06:02,227
IS THAT YOUR WIFE'S
CHRISTMAS PRESENT?
1295
01:06:02,362 --> 01:06:03,828
IT WAS.
1296
01:06:03,830 --> 01:06:06,565
HERE. HERE, PUT IT ON.
PUT IT ON.
1297
01:06:06,567 --> 01:06:09,101
OH, WELL,
I COULDN'T WEAR IT.
1298
01:06:09,236 --> 01:06:10,435
NOT IN THE SNOW!
1299
01:06:10,437 --> 01:06:12,905
WHY NOT?
SOME BEAVER DID.
COME ON.
1300
01:06:13,039 --> 01:06:14,306
YES, THAT'S RIGHT.
1301
01:06:14,441 --> 01:06:15,507
OH, BESSIE.
1302
01:06:18,112 --> 01:06:19,177
COME ON, HONEY.
1303
01:06:19,179 --> 01:06:21,646
OH, COME ON.
1304
01:06:21,782 --> 01:06:23,916
IF YOU PASS ANY OTHER DOGS,
DON'T STOP.
1305
01:06:24,050 --> 01:06:25,818
IT'S AFRAID OF DOGS,
TOO.
1306
01:06:32,058 --> 01:06:35,860
HEY, WHY DON'T YOU GO
CATCH UP WITH HER, HUH?
PUT YOUR ARM AROUND HER--
1307
01:06:35,996 --> 01:06:38,396
WHAT'S THE USE, RALPH?
YOU HEARD HER.
WE'RE OPPOSITE TYPES.
1308
01:06:38,398 --> 01:06:43,068
NO. SON, ANY TWO PEOPLE
ARE OPPOSITE TYPES,
ESPECIALLY A WOMAN.
1309
01:06:43,203 --> 01:06:44,670
FORGET IT, RALPH.
1310
01:06:46,873 --> 01:06:50,075
MY MIND'S ON SOMETHING
1311
01:06:50,210 --> 01:06:52,677
THAT CATTLE RANCH
IN SAN ANTONE.
1312
01:06:52,813 --> 01:06:54,780
COME ON, RALPH,
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
1313
01:06:58,218 --> 01:06:59,418
WHAT'LL WE USE
FOR MONEY?
1314
01:06:59,553 --> 01:07:01,353
WHAT'LL WE USE
FOR MONEY?
1315
01:07:01,488 --> 01:07:04,556
ANY BANK IN WEST TEXAS.
1316
01:07:04,691 --> 01:07:07,025
SEE,
MY FOLKS STAKED OUT
WEST TEXAS.
1317
01:07:07,027 --> 01:07:09,227
THE NAME OF THE FIRST
GEORGE HAVERSTICK
1318
01:07:09,363 --> 01:07:11,429
IS ENGRAVED
ON THE MEMORIAL
1319
01:07:11,431 --> 01:07:14,032
TO THE ALAMO HEROES
IN SAN ANTONE.
1320
01:07:14,034 --> 01:07:16,769
I MEAN, THERE IS
NO BETTER CREDIT CARD
IN TEXAS
1321
01:07:16,903 --> 01:07:19,504
THAN AN ANCESTOR'S NAME
ON THAT MEMORIAL...
1322
01:07:19,506 --> 01:07:21,373
PLUS MY CADILLAC
LIMOUSINE.
1323
01:07:21,508 --> 01:07:23,642
THERE'S NO RALPH BATES
ON THAT ALAMO MEMORIAL.
1324
01:07:23,778 --> 01:07:27,045
RALPH, YOU WERE A HERO
OF THE LAST WAR.
1325
01:07:27,181 --> 01:07:28,580
WHO REMEMBERS
THE LAST WAR, MAN?
1326
01:07:28,715 --> 01:07:31,449
THEY'RE TOO BUSY
ON THE NEXT ONE.
1327
01:07:31,451 --> 01:07:34,386
ANYWAY, WHY CATTLE?
HUH?
1328
01:07:34,521 --> 01:07:37,522
THE TEXAS LONGHORN
ISN'T JUST CATTLE.
1329
01:07:37,524 --> 01:07:41,926
IT'S A...
A DIGNIFIED BEAST.
1330
01:07:41,928 --> 01:07:46,999
SON, THE TEXAS LONGHORN
IS NOT ONLY DIGNIFIED,
1331
01:07:47,134 --> 01:07:49,401
IT IS PRACTICALLY
OBSOLETE, BOY.
1332
01:07:49,536 --> 01:07:51,203
MAN, IT IS HISTORICAL.
1333
01:07:51,338 --> 01:07:54,206
I MEAN, YOU DON'T
RAISE IT JUST FOR--
FOR A POT ROAST.
1334
01:07:54,341 --> 01:07:57,742
THEN WHAT DO WE
RAISE IT FOR? KICKS?
1335
01:07:57,878 --> 01:07:59,878
RALPH, YOU GOT TV,
RIGHT?
1336
01:07:59,880 --> 01:08:03,348
MM-HMM. I GOT TV, BOY,
AND IT'S GOT ME.
1337
01:08:04,951 --> 01:08:06,150
THERE!
1338
01:08:08,489 --> 01:08:11,289
A WESTERN EVEN
ON CHRISTMAS EVE.
1339
01:08:11,425 --> 01:08:13,492
WHY, IT'S
A NATIONAL OBSESSION.
1340
01:08:13,494 --> 01:08:15,494
BUT, RALPH,
YOU KNOW WHAT I SEE,
1341
01:08:15,496 --> 01:08:17,496
OUTSIDE
THAT CAMERA RANGE?
1342
01:08:17,631 --> 01:08:20,365
A BIG OL' PAINTED SIGN
THAT SAYS,
1343
01:08:20,501 --> 01:08:23,502
"THE HAVERSTICK
BATES RANCH.
1344
01:08:23,637 --> 01:08:26,905
WE BREED CATTLE
FOR TV WESTERNS."
1345
01:08:26,907 --> 01:08:29,774
WE GET RICH, RALPH,
AND WE'LL LIVE
LIKE MEN.
1346
01:08:29,910 --> 01:08:33,512
UNDER THE DIGNIFIED SKY
OF WEST TEXAS.
1347
01:08:33,514 --> 01:08:36,581
YES, AND THERE IS
DIGNITY IN THAT SKY.
1348
01:08:36,583 --> 01:08:38,517
AND IN THE...
1349
01:08:38,652 --> 01:08:41,586
IN THE PASTORAL WAY
OF EXISTENCE,
1350
01:08:41,722 --> 01:08:44,523
A DIGNITY THAT'S
TOO LONG LOST.
1351
01:08:44,525 --> 01:08:46,991
THAT'S WHAT
I'M AFTER.
1352
01:08:47,127 --> 01:08:50,696
I WANT TO BE DIGNIFIED,
TOO, GEORGE, HONEST.
1353
01:08:51,331 --> 01:08:53,866
HA HA HA!
1354
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:57,802
I JUST DON'T WANT TO CROSS
A PASTURE ONE FINE MORNING
1355
01:08:57,938 --> 01:08:59,804
AND CATCH ME A KEISTERFUL
OF TEXAS LONGHORN.
1356
01:08:59,806 --> 01:09:01,139
THAT WOULDN'T
BE DIGNIFIED.
1357
01:09:01,275 --> 01:09:02,408
SHUT UP!
1358
01:09:04,078 --> 01:09:05,878
YOU SHUT UP!
1359
01:09:06,012 --> 01:09:09,614
YOU TV-WATCHING,
CANNED-BEER-DRINKING,
1360
01:09:09,750 --> 01:09:13,218
SPANISH-
SUBURBAN-TYPE JERK.
1361
01:09:13,353 --> 01:09:15,754
I WISH I'D
NEVER COME HERE...
1362
01:09:15,756 --> 01:09:17,556
'CAUSE I CHERISHED
THE MEMORY OF YOU,
1363
01:09:17,558 --> 01:09:19,424
AND WHEN YOU OPENED
THAT DOOR--
1364
01:09:19,426 --> 01:09:22,761
WHEN YOU OPENED THAT DOOR,
I SAW A TRAVESTY
ON THAT MEMORY,
1365
01:09:22,897 --> 01:09:25,564
A NEGATIVE,
MIDDLE-AGED
SQUARE LOST--
1366
01:09:25,699 --> 01:09:28,901
HEY, HEY!
WHAT DO YOU THINK I SAW?
1367
01:09:29,035 --> 01:09:32,104
A YOUNG MAN I USED TO KNOW
WITH AN OLD MAN'S AFFLICTION,
1368
01:09:32,239 --> 01:09:35,173
THAT'S WHAT I SAW.
1369
01:09:35,175 --> 01:09:37,242
THANK YOU.
1370
01:09:37,244 --> 01:09:39,578
I SURE DO
APPRECIATE THAT.
1371
01:09:39,580 --> 01:09:40,913
OH, MAN,
OH, BROTHER.
1372
01:09:41,047 --> 01:09:43,148
I SURE DO
APPRECIATE THAT.
1373
01:09:44,985 --> 01:09:47,252
SOMETHING ELSE HAPPENED
TO YOU, OLD BUDDY!
1374
01:09:47,254 --> 01:09:49,654
YOU TURNED VICIOUS.
1375
01:09:49,656 --> 01:09:51,856
Carolers:
¶ ...LET NOTHING YOU DISMAY ¶
1376
01:09:51,992 --> 01:09:56,995
¶ REMEMBER CHRIST OUR SAVIOR
WAS BORN ON CHRISTMAS DAY ¶
1377
01:09:57,131 --> 01:09:59,932
¶ TO SAVE US ALL
FROM SATAN'S POWER ¶
1378
01:10:00,067 --> 01:10:02,000
¶ WHEN WE WERE GONE ASTRAY ¶
1379
01:10:02,136 --> 01:10:07,740
¶ O TIDINGS OF COMFORT AND JOY,
COMFORT AND JOY ¶
1380
01:10:07,874 --> 01:10:11,676
¶ O TIDINGS
OF COMFORT AND JOY ¶
1381
01:10:11,812 --> 01:10:17,082
¶ IN BETHLEHEM IN JEWRY
THIS BLESSED BABE WAS BORN ¶
1382
01:10:17,217 --> 01:10:21,954
¶ AND LAID WITHIN A MANGER
UPON THIS HOLY MORN ¶
1383
01:10:22,089 --> 01:10:23,622
HEY, GEORGE.
1384
01:10:23,757 --> 01:10:26,891
HEY.
COME ON, BUDDY.
1385
01:10:27,027 --> 01:10:30,763
BOY, TO RIDICULE
AN AFFLICTION LIKE MINE,
YOU KNOW THAT'S VICIOUS.
1386
01:10:30,897 --> 01:10:32,965
YOU RIDICULE
MY AFFLICTION.
1387
01:10:33,099 --> 01:10:35,768
WHAT AFFLICTION?
1388
01:10:35,902 --> 01:10:37,636
I LIVE IN A SPANISH-TYPE
STUCCO COTTAGE
1389
01:10:37,638 --> 01:10:39,972
IN A HIGH POINT
OVER A CAVERN.
1390
01:10:40,107 --> 01:10:42,507
THAT IS
AN AFFLICTION, BOY.
1391
01:10:42,509 --> 01:10:48,112
SOMEWHERE THE DREAM...
OR THE...
1392
01:10:48,114 --> 01:10:50,048
OH, MAN.
1393
01:10:50,050 --> 01:10:53,185
OH, I WISH I COULD
BE THE FIRST MAN
ON THE MOON...
1394
01:10:53,320 --> 01:10:55,520
OR MARS OR VENUS.
1395
01:10:55,522 --> 01:10:58,657
TRANSPORTED
AND TRANSPLANTED,
1396
01:10:58,659 --> 01:11:03,996
THE ADAM ON A STAR
IN A DIFFERENT GALAXY.
1397
01:11:04,130 --> 01:11:06,331
HUH. HMM.
1398
01:11:06,333 --> 01:11:09,802
IT'S WONDERFUL KNOWING
THAT SUCH A THING IS
NO LONGER INCONCEIVABLE.
1399
01:11:09,936 --> 01:11:12,671
BOY, YOU'RE TALKING
OUT OF CHARACTER, DAD.
1400
01:11:12,673 --> 01:11:15,607
YOU'RE A DEDICATED CONFORMIST,
THE SQUARE'S SQUARE,
1401
01:11:15,742 --> 01:11:18,143
THE MOST EARTHBOUND
EARTHMAN ON EARTH.
1402
01:11:18,278 --> 01:11:22,014
WELL, IF YOU THINK THAT,
YOU DON'T KNOW ME.
1403
01:11:22,149 --> 01:11:25,083
Carolers:
¶ ...COMFORT AND JOY ¶
1404
01:11:25,085 --> 01:11:27,619
THAT WAS MIGHTY FINE,
GENTLEMEN, MIGHTY FINE.
1405
01:11:27,754 --> 01:11:29,822
WHY DON'T YOU'LL
COME AND HAVE
A LITTLE DRINK?
1406
01:11:29,956 --> 01:11:31,423
I DON'T THINK
WE DO THAT.
1407
01:11:31,558 --> 01:11:32,557
C'MON,
IT'S COLD OUT.
1408
01:11:32,693 --> 01:11:34,759
WELL, WHAT DO
YOU SAY, JUST ONE?
1409
01:11:34,895 --> 01:11:36,228
REMEMBER,
JUST ONE, NOW.
1410
01:11:36,363 --> 01:11:37,830
YOU TWISTED MY ARM.
1411
01:11:37,964 --> 01:11:39,498
HOW ABOUT YOU,
LITTLE LADY?
1412
01:11:39,500 --> 01:11:41,099
NO, THANK YOU.
I DON'T DRINK.
1413
01:11:41,235 --> 01:11:42,100
I'M SORRY.
1414
01:11:42,236 --> 01:11:42,901
BUT MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1415
01:11:43,037 --> 01:11:44,236
MERRY CHRISTMAS
TO YOU.
1416
01:11:44,371 --> 01:11:46,138
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1417
01:11:50,444 --> 01:11:53,879
HOPE YOUR WIFE
DOESN'T GET LOST.
1418
01:11:55,449 --> 01:11:57,582
THAT DOGGY KNOWS
THE WAY HOME.
1419
01:11:57,584 --> 01:12:00,785
IF YOU THINK THAT,
YOU DON'T KNOW THE DOG
EITHER.
1420
01:12:00,787 --> 01:12:03,121
YOU SEE, RALPH? RALPH?
1421
01:12:03,123 --> 01:12:04,122
HMM?
1422
01:12:04,124 --> 01:12:07,659
YOU SEE, YOU CHOSE
YOUR AFFLICTION,
1423
01:12:07,794 --> 01:12:09,794
MARRIED INTO THEM,
SO TO SPEAK.
1424
01:12:09,930 --> 01:12:12,164
MINE JUST COME ON ME,
MY SHAKES.
1425
01:12:13,800 --> 01:12:15,668
BUT I GUESS YOU WOULDN'T
BE INTERESTED
1426
01:12:15,802 --> 01:12:19,071
IN THE AWFUL IMPLICATIONS
OF AN AFFLICTION LIKE MINE.
1427
01:12:19,206 --> 01:12:20,472
SURE I'M
INTERESTED, GEORGE.
1428
01:12:20,607 --> 01:12:23,007
WELL, SUPPOSE
IT NEVER LETS UP.
1429
01:12:23,143 --> 01:12:26,478
I MEAN, SUPPOSE I SHAKE
ALL MY LIFE.
1430
01:12:26,613 --> 01:12:30,014
I MEAN, AT ALL MOMENTS
OF CRISIS.
1431
01:12:30,016 --> 01:12:33,418
AND BESIDES CAREERWISE,
THERE ARE OTHER ASPECTS
OF MY LIFE
1432
01:12:33,420 --> 01:12:35,287
THAT IT COULD AFFECT...
1433
01:12:35,422 --> 01:12:39,224
LIKE...MY LOVE LIFE.
1434
01:12:41,896 --> 01:12:44,330
AW, NOW, WAS THAT IT?
1435
01:12:45,432 --> 01:12:46,699
WAS WHAT WHAT?
1436
01:12:46,833 --> 01:12:49,501
WAS THAT THE PROBLEM
BETWEEN YOU AND HER?
1437
01:12:49,636 --> 01:12:52,237
YOU WERE SCARED THE
SHAKES MIGHT AFFECT
YOUR LOVE LIFE
1438
01:12:52,239 --> 01:12:53,772
SO YOU MIGHTN'T
MAKE THE SCENE?
1439
01:12:53,774 --> 01:12:55,440
WAS THAT--
WAS THAT THE PROBLEM?
1440
01:12:55,576 --> 01:12:56,709
NO! I DON'T HAVE
THAT PROBLEM.
1441
01:12:56,843 --> 01:12:58,710
I NEVER HAD
THAT PROBLEM.
1442
01:12:58,845 --> 01:12:59,711
NO?
1443
01:12:59,846 --> 01:13:01,146
NO!
1444
01:13:03,718 --> 01:13:05,517
WHY, DO YOU HAVE
THAT PROBLEM?
1445
01:13:05,652 --> 01:13:08,387
SURE.
EVERY NOW AND THEN.
1446
01:13:08,522 --> 01:13:10,188
WELL, NOT ME!
1447
01:13:10,190 --> 01:13:12,791
YOU KNOW ME,
OLD BUILT-IN
EVEREADY BATTERY.
1448
01:13:12,793 --> 01:13:16,729
YEAH. I UNDERSTAND.
1449
01:13:16,863 --> 01:13:19,765
DON'T YOU BE
SO DAMN UNDERSTANDING,
RALPH!
1450
01:13:22,603 --> 01:13:25,404
HEY, THERE'S
A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE
IN THE REFRIGERATOR.
1451
01:13:25,539 --> 01:13:26,605
LET'S BREAK IT OPEN.
1452
01:13:26,740 --> 01:13:29,074
COME ON, BOY.
COME ON, BOY.
1453
01:13:29,209 --> 01:13:33,812
WELL, YOU ARE A SQUARE,
BUT A DECENT SQUARE.
1454
01:13:33,814 --> 01:13:37,415
Ralph and George:
¶ BLESS 'EM ALL ¶
1455
01:13:37,417 --> 01:13:39,752
¶ THE LONG AND THE SHORT
AND THE TALL ¶
1456
01:13:39,886 --> 01:13:41,286
¶ AND THE TALL ¶
1457
01:13:41,288 --> 01:13:44,889
¶ BLESS ALL THE BLONDIES
AND THE BRUNETTES ¶
1458
01:13:45,025 --> 01:13:47,826
¶ EACH LAD IS HAPPY
TO TAKE WHAT HE GETS ¶
1459
01:13:47,828 --> 01:13:50,428
¶ OH, BLESS 'EM ALL ¶
1460
01:13:50,430 --> 01:13:51,496
HEY!
HA!
1461
01:13:54,769 --> 01:13:58,837
AND THEY--AND THEY CALLED HER
MISS DORA SHAKING-CHIN
1462
01:13:58,973 --> 01:14:00,105
FROM THAT DAY ON.
1463
01:14:00,240 --> 01:14:03,108
HA HA HA!
1464
01:14:03,243 --> 01:14:06,578
WELL, OLD DORA
DIDN'T SHAKE ANY MORE
THAN I DID THAT DAY,
1465
01:14:06,713 --> 01:14:10,649
NOT THAT I WASN'T SCARED
EVERY DAY IN KOREA,
LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.
1466
01:14:10,651 --> 01:14:13,918
I WASN'T.
1467
01:14:14,054 --> 01:14:15,387
COME ON, OLD BUDDY.
1468
01:14:15,522 --> 01:14:18,457
I WAS NOT SCARED
IN KOREA.
1469
01:14:18,592 --> 01:14:22,327
GEORGE, NOW, WHEN ARE YOU
AND A MILLION OTHER GUYS
IN THIS COUNTRY
1470
01:14:22,329 --> 01:14:23,796
GOING TO
GET OVER THE IDEA
1471
01:14:23,930 --> 01:14:28,066
THAT A REAL HE-MAN
IS A BIG, LOUDMOUTH APE?
1472
01:14:28,202 --> 01:14:30,735
GNASHING HIS TEETH
AT THE WORLD,
LOOKING FOR A FIGHT?
1473
01:14:30,737 --> 01:14:33,806
IN OTHER WORDS,
WHEN ARE YOU GONNA STOP
PLAYING SUPERMAN, BOY?
1474
01:14:33,940 --> 01:14:36,074
IT SURE AIN'T
DOING YOU ANY GOOD.
1475
01:14:36,076 --> 01:14:38,677
LIKE THE WAY YOU ACT
WITH YOUR WIFE.
1476
01:14:38,679 --> 01:14:40,879
MAYBE THAT'S
WHAT'S WRONG.
1477
01:14:40,881 --> 01:14:43,882
I DON'T WANT TO TALK
ABOUT MY WIFE!
1478
01:14:44,018 --> 01:14:45,684
WELL, YOU BETTER
TALK ABOUT HER, BOY.
1479
01:14:45,820 --> 01:14:47,552
YOU BETTER GIVE IT
SOME THOUGHT, NOW,
1480
01:14:47,688 --> 01:14:50,022
OR YOU'RE GONNA END UP
GEORGE HAVERSTICK THE LAST...
1481
01:14:50,157 --> 01:14:52,157
OBSOLETE.
1482
01:14:52,292 --> 01:14:57,762
MAN, A WOMAN
IS A HUMAN BEING,
JUST LIKE US.
1483
01:14:57,898 --> 01:15:02,567
A VULNERABLE CREATURE
THAT NEEDS KINDNESS
AND TENDERNESS,
1484
01:15:02,569 --> 01:15:03,768
JUST LIKE US.
1485
01:15:03,770 --> 01:15:06,238
MAYBE YOU NEED IT,
BUT, UH, I DON'T.
1486
01:15:06,373 --> 01:15:09,842
YOU NEED IT, SON.
YOU JUST THINK
SUPERMAN SHOULDN'T.
1487
01:15:09,976 --> 01:15:14,112
I KNOW WHAT WENT WRONG
BETWEEN YOU TWO AS IF
I SAW IT ALL ON TV.
1488
01:15:14,114 --> 01:15:16,048
OH, YOU'RE
THE EXPERT, HUH?
THE HEADSHRINKER.
1489
01:15:16,183 --> 01:15:17,850
ALRIGHT, NOW, LISTEN.
NOW, LISTEN TO ME.
1490
01:15:17,984 --> 01:15:18,984
NOW, LOOK, NOW.
1491
01:15:20,987 --> 01:15:23,121
THERE SHE IS, RIGHT?
A NEW BRIDE.
1492
01:15:23,257 --> 01:15:25,390
SHE'S NERVOUS,
AND SHE'S SCARED,
1493
01:15:25,392 --> 01:15:30,395
TURNING TO YOU FOR THAT
KINDNESS AND TENDERNESS
WE JUST TALKED ABOUT,
1494
01:15:30,397 --> 01:15:32,597
BUT YOU'RE 10 TIMES
AS SCARED AS SHE IS.
1495
01:15:32,733 --> 01:15:35,200
SCARED? WHAT DO
YOU MEAN SCARED?
SCARED OF WHAT?
1496
01:15:35,202 --> 01:15:38,270
THE SAME THING
YOU'VE BEEN SCARED OF
1497
01:15:38,405 --> 01:15:40,672
THAT SOMEONE'S
GONNA FIND OUT
YOU'RE NOT THE BIGGEST
1498
01:15:40,807 --> 01:15:45,277
OR THE TOUGHEST OR THE BEST
OR EVEN THE GREATEST LOVER
OF ALL TIME,
1499
01:15:45,412 --> 01:15:49,814
THE ONE WITH THE BUILT-IN
EVEREADY BATTERY,
WHICH NO ONE IS.
1500
01:15:49,816 --> 01:15:50,883
MAYBE YOU'RE NOT,
MY FRIEND,
1501
01:15:51,017 --> 01:15:52,885
BUT ON THAT
PARTICULAR SUBJECT,
1502
01:15:53,019 --> 01:15:55,420
EVERYBODY'S GOT TO
SPEAK FOR HIMSELF.
1503
01:15:55,556 --> 01:15:57,422
OH, NOW, COME ON, NOW.
1504
01:15:57,558 --> 01:16:00,225
NOW, YOU KNOW I CAN
SPEAK FOR YOU, FRIEND.
1505
01:16:00,360 --> 01:16:02,427
I SAT THROUGH ENOUGH
BULL SESSIONS IN KOREA
1506
01:16:02,429 --> 01:16:04,829
LISTENING TO YOU SWAP LIES
1507
01:16:04,965 --> 01:16:06,831
HOW MANY, HOW OFTEN,
HOW GREAT.
1508
01:16:06,967 --> 01:16:11,904
ONLY THEN YOU'D GO UPSTAIRS
AND SIT ON STRAW MATS
WITH THOSE DOLLS,
1509
01:16:12,038 --> 01:16:16,775
DRINKING RICE WINE
AND TEACHING THEM ENGLISH.
1510
01:16:16,911 --> 01:16:18,911
WHICH ONE OF THEM
TOLD YOU THAT?
1511
01:16:19,045 --> 01:16:21,379
WHICH ONE? EVERY ONE.
1512
01:16:21,381 --> 01:16:25,517
YOU JUST SAT UP THERE
DRINKING SAKE AND TEACHING
THEM ENGLISH UNTIL--
1513
01:16:25,652 --> 01:16:28,587
RALPH, I OUGHT
TO BUST YOU ONE!
1514
01:16:28,589 --> 01:16:29,455
WHY?
1515
01:16:30,925 --> 01:16:36,661
MAN. I'M TRYING
TO HELP YOU.
DON'T YOU KNOW THAT?
1516
01:16:36,663 --> 01:16:38,330
YOU'RE NOT
A "CASH ON THE LINE,
1517
01:16:38,465 --> 01:16:40,599
I'LL PAY FOR IT,
TAKE IT" GUY.
1518
01:16:40,601 --> 01:16:42,467
THAT'S ALL.
1519
01:16:42,469 --> 01:16:46,305
IT'S NOTHING TO BE
ASHAMED OF, GEORGE.
1520
01:16:47,341 --> 01:16:48,407
RALPH?
1521
01:16:48,542 --> 01:16:49,408
YEAH?
1522
01:16:49,543 --> 01:16:51,743
I NEVER TOLD YOU
BACK THERE, BUT...
1523
01:16:51,878 --> 01:16:55,880
WELL, YOU SEE, I HAD ME
THIS LITTLE GIRL ON THE SIDE.
1524
01:16:56,016 --> 01:16:57,015
AW, NO, MAN.
1525
01:16:57,151 --> 01:16:59,618
LOOK, NOW, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO FABRICATE
1526
01:16:59,753 --> 01:17:03,021
SOME KIND OF SIGN
OR A FANTASY
JUST FOR ME.
1527
01:17:03,157 --> 01:17:04,823
WHAT ABOUT
BIG SPRINGS, TEXAS?
1528
01:17:04,825 --> 01:17:07,025
I MEAN,
YOU NEVER GOT ANYWHERE
WITH THOSE CHICKS
1529
01:17:07,161 --> 01:17:09,494
UNTIL I FIXED YOU UP.
ADMIT IT, GO ON!
1530
01:17:09,630 --> 01:17:12,096
NOW, DON'T GET SORE.
DON'T GET SORE.
1531
01:17:12,098 --> 01:17:15,433
SURE, WOMEN LIKE YOU.
EVERYBODY LIKES YOU.
DON'T YOU KNOW THAT?
1532
01:17:15,435 --> 01:17:17,235
I LIKE YOU.
1533
01:17:17,371 --> 01:17:20,439
THAT'S WHY I DON'T LIKE
TO SEE YOU SHAKING
YOURSELF TO PIECES.
1534
01:17:20,574 --> 01:17:25,043
AND I GOT A HUNCH
THIS VERY SUBJECT IS WHAT'S
CAUSING YOUR SHAKES, BOY.
1535
01:17:25,179 --> 01:17:26,645
THE DOCTORS
AT THE BELVEDERE
GENERAL HOSPITAL,
1536
01:17:26,781 --> 01:17:29,181
THEY DON'T KNOW
WHAT MAKES ME SHAKE,
BUT YOU DO?
1537
01:17:29,316 --> 01:17:32,651
I KNOW ONE THING.
I KNOW ANY GUY
THAT GOES THROUGH LIFE
1538
01:17:32,653 --> 01:17:34,853
TELLING HIMSELF
AND EVERYBODY ELSE
HE'S SUPERMAN,
1539
01:17:34,855 --> 01:17:36,655
BOY, HAS GOT TO SHAKE.
1540
01:17:36,791 --> 01:17:38,991
'CAUSE THERE IS
NO SUPERMAN.
1541
01:17:39,125 --> 01:17:42,727
HE'S JUST A CHARACTER
IN THE FUNNY PAPERS.
THAT'S ALL, GEORGE.
1542
01:17:42,863 --> 01:17:45,330
AND YOU'RE BETTER
THAN THAT, BOY.
YOU'RE REAL.
1543
01:17:45,466 --> 01:17:50,202
IT'S ALRIGHT
TO HAVE NEEDS
AND WEAKNESSES.
1544
01:17:50,337 --> 01:17:52,537
YOU WAS SCARED
IN THE WAR.
1545
01:17:52,673 --> 01:17:55,808
IT ISN'T A LIMOUSINE, MAN.
IT'S A HEARSE.
1546
01:17:55,942 --> 01:17:57,876
YOU DO NEED TENDERNESS.
1547
01:17:58,012 --> 01:18:01,680
NOW, IF YOU'LL ADMIT IT,
YOU CAN GET IT.
1548
01:18:01,682 --> 01:18:04,483
YOU WEREN'T SUPERMAN
WHEN THAT GIRL
FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU.
1549
01:18:04,485 --> 01:18:07,519
YOU WERE FLAT
ON YOUR BACK, BOY,
WITH THE SHAKES.
1550
01:18:08,955 --> 01:18:10,222
LET'S TALK
ABOUT THE RANCH.
1551
01:18:10,357 --> 01:18:13,158
OH, NO, NO, MAN.
LET'S TALK
ABOUT MARRIAGE.
1552
01:18:13,293 --> 01:18:15,627
NO! NOW, I DON'T WANT
A LECTURE ON MARRIAGE
1553
01:18:15,762 --> 01:18:19,164
FROM A MAN SPENDING
CHRISTMAS EVE WITH
A COCKER SPANIEL DOG!
1554
01:18:21,635 --> 01:18:24,369
HEY.
1555
01:18:24,371 --> 01:18:25,838
THE DOG IS BACK.
HOW COME?
1556
01:18:25,972 --> 01:18:28,040
DOGGY JUST COME BACK,
THAT'S ALL.
1557
01:18:30,644 --> 01:18:31,510
OH, BROTHER!
1558
01:18:31,645 --> 01:18:32,911
OH, BOY!
1559
01:18:34,849 --> 01:18:36,381
IS SHE OUT THERE,
BOY?
1560
01:18:36,383 --> 01:18:38,484
Isabel:
I BROUGHT THE DOG BACK.
1561
01:18:43,724 --> 01:18:47,659
UH, WE...WE...
1562
01:18:51,198 --> 01:18:54,199
YOU WERE AWFUL QUIET
IN THERE, HONEY.
1563
01:18:54,201 --> 01:18:59,304
OH, WELL, I WAS
FRESHENING UP IN YOUR
SWEET LITTLE BATHROOM.
1564
01:19:03,009 --> 01:19:07,812
WELL, YOU...
YOU STILL WANT ME TO GET
THAT HOTEL ROOM FOR YOU?
1565
01:19:07,948 --> 01:19:10,949
HEY, NOW, COME ON.
NEVER MIND THAT, NOW, HUH?
1566
01:19:10,951 --> 01:19:13,151
NOW, WHAT WE NEED
IS A LITTLE FOOD.
1567
01:19:13,153 --> 01:19:16,088
NOW, WHY DON'T WE JUST
GO ON DOWN AND...
1568
01:19:17,892 --> 01:19:20,158
SHH.
1569
01:19:20,160 --> 01:19:21,260
SHH.
1570
01:19:30,837 --> 01:19:33,305
MY IN-LAWS.
1571
01:19:33,440 --> 01:19:35,708
MAY THEIR TRIBE DECREASE.
1572
01:19:38,579 --> 01:19:41,714
GET THE THINGS OUT
OF THE KITCHEN AND
PUT THEM IN THE CAR.
1573
01:19:41,848 --> 01:19:43,515
WATCH OUT
YOU DON'T SLIP.
1574
01:19:43,650 --> 01:19:46,719
THIS IS BATES' DRIVEWAY.
IF SHE SLIPS, SHE CAN SUE.
I'LL HELP HER.
1575
01:19:46,853 --> 01:19:49,187
OH, I'M GLAD THEY CAME.
1576
01:19:49,189 --> 01:19:51,055
LET'S HAVE IT OUT
IN THE OPEN.
1577
01:19:51,057 --> 01:19:52,190
CARDS RIGHT
ON THE TABLE.
1578
01:19:54,060 --> 01:19:55,994
WHY DON'T I GO TO
THE KITCHEN?
1579
01:19:55,996 --> 01:19:59,464
WILL YOU JUST GET IN HERE
WHILE I GET THROUGH
WITH THIS HASSLE? HUH?
1580
01:19:59,600 --> 01:20:01,266
YOU JUST GET UNDER
HIS BED.
1581
01:20:02,669 --> 01:20:04,402
THEY WANT TROUBLE,
THEY'RE GONNA GET TROUBLE!
1582
01:20:04,404 --> 01:20:06,338
WHY DON'T YOU
CALM DOWN,
TAKE IT EASY!
1583
01:20:06,473 --> 01:20:09,141
RELAX, BOY! RELAX.
JUST SIT THERE.
1584
01:20:09,276 --> 01:20:11,543
JUST SIT THERE AND RELAX.
JUST KEEP CALM.
RELAX, BOY.
1585
01:20:12,679 --> 01:20:13,678
THAT'S IT.
1586
01:20:15,682 --> 01:20:17,215
LET THEM WAIT.
COOL THEIR HEELS.
1587
01:20:20,287 --> 01:20:21,686
MAYBE HE'LL GET
A STROKE.
1588
01:20:25,292 --> 01:20:27,393
WHAT'S THAT HEARSE
DOING HERE?
1589
01:20:29,496 --> 01:20:32,564
I HOPE TO GOD
IT'S COME FOR RALPH BATES.
1590
01:20:35,836 --> 01:20:40,705
WELL, MR. AND MRS. MAC.
WHAT A SURPRISE.
1591
01:20:40,707 --> 01:20:42,507
WE'VE COME TO PICK UP
DOTTY'S THINGS.
1592
01:20:42,509 --> 01:20:43,642
UH, WELL, THAT'S OKAY.
1593
01:20:43,644 --> 01:20:46,311
YOU BET IT'S OKAY,
WAR HERO.
1594
01:20:46,313 --> 01:20:48,446
BUT I'LL TELL YOU
1595
01:20:48,448 --> 01:20:51,650
SOLICITING CASH OFFERS
FOR MY DAUGHTER'S
POSSESSIONS!
1596
01:20:51,786 --> 01:20:54,252
ALL I DID WAS CALL
SMOKEY ANDERSON--
1597
01:20:54,254 --> 01:20:56,120
WE KNOW WHAT
YOU DID, WAR HERO.
1598
01:20:56,122 --> 01:20:59,391
LOOK, I TOLD YOU
A MILLION TIMES, NOW,
DON'T CALL ME WAR HERO.
1599
01:20:59,526 --> 01:21:01,126
WHY? ISN'T THAT
WHAT YOU WERE?
1600
01:21:01,261 --> 01:21:02,727
George: YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT
HE WAS.
1601
01:21:02,863 --> 01:21:07,800
I'VE FLOWN OVER 70 MISSIONS
IN KOREA WITH THIS BOY.
1602
01:21:07,934 --> 01:21:09,201
WHO IS THIS?
1603
01:21:09,336 --> 01:21:11,135
THAT'S AN OLD BUDDY
OF MINE--
1604
01:21:11,137 --> 01:21:12,137
GEORGE HAVERSTICK.
1605
01:21:12,272 --> 01:21:13,472
THE FIFTH.
1606
01:21:13,607 --> 01:21:17,476
OH, YEAH.
THE OLD WAR BUDDY.
1607
01:21:17,478 --> 01:21:20,012
Alice: STUART, I'LL GET CLOTHES
WHILE SUSIE DOES THE KITCHEN.
1608
01:21:20,146 --> 01:21:24,282
HER CLOTHES, FINE,
BUT DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING
THAT BELONGS TO US BOTH.
1609
01:21:24,418 --> 01:21:25,818
SUCH AS WHAT?
1610
01:21:25,952 --> 01:21:28,620
WE GAVE DOTTY
HER SILVER,
HER MIXMASTER,
1611
01:21:28,755 --> 01:21:31,356
HER TV
LAST CHRISTMAS,
EVERYTHING,
1612
01:21:31,492 --> 01:21:32,757
AND WE'RE TAKING
THEM BACK.
1613
01:21:32,759 --> 01:21:34,626
WHAT DO YOU SAY
TO THAT, WAR HERO?
1614
01:21:34,761 --> 01:21:39,498
HOW DOES
DOROTHEA FEEL ABOUT THIS?
1615
01:21:39,633 --> 01:21:42,300
SICK! THAT'S
HOW SHE FEELS. SICK!
1616
01:21:42,436 --> 01:21:43,768
I BELIEVE YOU.
I BELIEVE YOU.
1617
01:21:43,770 --> 01:21:46,571
SHE GOT MANY A FAULT
SHE GOT FROM YOU TWO,
1618
01:21:46,573 --> 01:21:49,041
BUT--BUT SHE'S NOT CHEAP,
BOY, SHE'S NOT--
1619
01:21:49,176 --> 01:21:52,277
TAKE IT EASY, RALPH.
TAKE IT EASY.
DON'T BLOW A GASKET!
1620
01:21:52,279 --> 01:21:54,312
AAH!AAH!
1621
01:21:54,448 --> 01:21:59,251
STUART, THERE'S A WOMAN
IN DOTTY'S BEDROOM.
1622
01:21:59,386 --> 01:22:00,719
THAT'S MY WIFE!
1623
01:22:00,721 --> 01:22:02,855
YEAH, YEAH.
THAT'S GEORGE'S WIFE!
1624
01:22:02,989 --> 01:22:06,725
HOW LONG HAVE YOU
BEEN PLANNING THIS?
1625
01:22:06,861 --> 01:22:07,726
HOW...
1626
01:22:14,601 --> 01:22:17,236
I'M MRS.
GEORGE HAVERSTICK.
1627
01:22:18,072 --> 01:22:19,337
UH...
1628
01:22:19,339 --> 01:22:21,273
YOU PROBABLY MET
MY HUSBAND INSIDE.
1629
01:22:21,408 --> 01:22:24,476
WELL, IF HE'S A FRIEND
OF RALPH BATES, WATCH OUT.
1630
01:22:24,611 --> 01:22:25,277
WHY?
1631
01:22:25,412 --> 01:22:28,613
BIRDS OF A FEATHER.
1632
01:22:28,749 --> 01:22:30,482
I DON'T LIKE
TO INTRUDE, BUT...
1633
01:22:30,617 --> 01:22:31,816
DON'T YOU THINK
YOUNG PEOPLE
1634
01:22:31,818 --> 01:22:34,419
SHOULD WORK OUT
THEIR OWN PROBLEMS?
1635
01:22:34,421 --> 01:22:39,424
MRS. WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS,
YOU HAVE NO CONCEPTION
OF THE SITUATION.
1636
01:22:39,426 --> 01:22:43,228
FURTHERMORE,
IF YOU MARRIED A FRIEND
OF MY DAUGHTER'S HUSBAND,
1637
01:22:43,230 --> 01:22:45,297
YOU HAVE
YOUR OWN PROBLEMS.
1638
01:22:45,432 --> 01:22:50,569
TELL ME, IS HE LIVING
ON HIS WAR RECORD, TOO?
1639
01:22:50,704 --> 01:22:54,773
NO, MRS.
WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS!
1640
01:22:54,775 --> 01:22:57,576
MY HUSBAND IS NOT
LIVING ON HIS WAR RECORD,
1641
01:22:57,711 --> 01:22:59,043
WHICH WAS DISTINGUISHED
1642
01:22:59,045 --> 01:23:02,715
AND WHICH LEFT HIM WITH
A NERVOUS DISABILITY...
1643
01:23:02,849 --> 01:23:04,783
WHICH HE'D HAVE
EVERY RIGHT
TO LIVE ON
1644
01:23:04,919 --> 01:23:06,985
IF HE WERE THAT KIND,
WHICH HE IS NOT!
1645
01:23:06,987 --> 01:23:10,589
AND WHILE I WAS BROUGHT UP
TO BE POLITE TO OLD PEOPLE,
1646
01:23:10,724 --> 01:23:13,926
I'M NOT GONNA STAND BY
AND HAVE YOU SAY THINGS
ABOUT MY HUSBAND
1647
01:23:14,060 --> 01:23:16,528
THAT ARE...UNCALLED FOR!
1648
01:23:17,798 --> 01:23:18,597
OH.
1649
01:23:19,600 --> 01:23:21,533
I BETTER MAKE
THAT COFFEE.
1650
01:23:30,411 --> 01:23:33,278
YOU FELLAS ARE LIVING
PRETTY HIGH ON THE HOG.
1651
01:23:33,280 --> 01:23:35,347
CHAMPAGNE AND BLONDES, HUH?
1652
01:23:35,482 --> 01:23:37,549
HEY, BUDDY,
THAT HAPPENS TO BE
MY WIFE!
1653
01:23:37,684 --> 01:23:39,417
CONSIDER THE SOURCE, BOY,
JUST CONSIDER THE SOURCE.
1654
01:23:39,419 --> 01:23:40,885
I'LL DROP HIM!
1655
01:23:40,887 --> 01:23:43,288
BETTER WATCH THE WAY
YOU ACT, MAC.
1656
01:23:43,290 --> 01:23:45,223
YOU'RE NOT AT HOME
NOW, YOU KNOW.
1657
01:23:45,359 --> 01:23:46,825
TELL ME SOMETHING, BATES.
1658
01:23:46,961 --> 01:23:49,694
WHY DO YOU FEEL
SO STINKING SUPERIOR TO ME?
1659
01:23:49,696 --> 01:23:51,964
AW, DID YOU NOTICE
THAT?
1660
01:23:52,098 --> 01:23:55,367
YOU'VE ALWAYS ACTED
SUPERIOR TO ME FOR
SOME UNKNOWN REASON.
1661
01:23:55,502 --> 01:23:57,169
I'D LIKE TO KNOW
WHAT IT IS.
1662
01:23:57,304 --> 01:23:59,104
I'LL ANSWER THAT
QUESTION, RALPH.
1663
01:23:59,239 --> 01:24:04,442
HE FEELS SUPERIOR TO YOU
BECAUSE YOU ARE A BIG MALE COW.
1664
01:24:04,444 --> 01:24:05,510
YOU YOUNG PUNK!
1665
01:24:05,646 --> 01:24:07,512
A BIG SPIRITUAL
MALE COW!
1666
01:24:07,648 --> 01:24:10,915
SHUT UP,
GEORGE, HUH?
JUST SHUT UP!
1667
01:24:10,917 --> 01:24:13,986
NOW LET ME ASK YOU
A QUESTION, MAC.
1668
01:24:14,120 --> 01:24:17,589
IF YOU FAIL
TO SEE ANYTHING
SO SPECIAL ABOUT ME,
1669
01:24:17,724 --> 01:24:19,724
WHY DID YOU
ASK ME TO MARRY
YOUR DAUGHTER?
1670
01:24:19,726 --> 01:24:21,259
DID WHAT?
DID WHAT?
I NEVER--
1671
01:24:21,395 --> 01:24:23,996
NOW, WAIT A MINUTE!
YOU DIDN'T SUGGEST
I MARRY DOTTY?
1672
01:24:24,131 --> 01:24:24,997
STUART, YOU DIDN'T!
1673
01:24:25,132 --> 01:24:26,999
I HAVE NO SUCH
RECOLLECTION!
1674
01:24:27,133 --> 01:24:29,401
I REMEMBER I GAVE YOU
A FATHERLY TALK ONCE.
1675
01:24:29,536 --> 01:24:31,203
WHEN YOU WANTED
TO QUIT YOUR JOB
1676
01:24:31,338 --> 01:24:32,805
BECAUSE YOU SAID THE WORK
WAS MONOTONOUS,
1677
01:24:32,939 --> 01:24:35,874
AND I TOLD YOU MONOTONY
WAS A BIG PART OF LIFE,
1678
01:24:36,010 --> 01:24:39,143
THAT I HAD MY EYE ON YOU,
WHICH I DID AT THAT TIME.
1679
01:24:39,145 --> 01:24:42,547
UH-HUH.
YOU DON'T REMEMBER
THE REST OF IT?
1680
01:24:42,683 --> 01:24:44,483
SAYING
YOU WERE LIVING
ON BORROWED TIME
1681
01:24:44,618 --> 01:24:46,885
BECAUSE OF DIABETES
AND SO FORTH?
1682
01:24:46,887 --> 01:24:48,753
AND THAT DOTTY
WAS INTERESTED IN ME
1683
01:24:48,755 --> 01:24:50,422
AND THAT
THE MAN SHE MARRIED
1684
01:24:50,557 --> 01:24:53,692
WOULD BE HEIR
TO YOUR THRONE
AT REGAL DAIRY
1685
01:24:53,694 --> 01:24:55,560
AND ITS SUBSIDIARIES,
1686
01:24:55,696 --> 01:24:58,763
SUCH AS ROYAL ICE CREAM
AND MONARCH CHEESE,
1687
01:24:58,765 --> 01:25:01,366
WHEN YOU DEPARTED
FROM THIS EARTH?
1688
01:25:01,368 --> 01:25:03,568
WHICH IS STILL
A COMING ATTRACTION.
1689
01:25:03,570 --> 01:25:06,371
I ADMIT I OFFERED YOU
A GREAT OPPORTUNITY...
1690
01:25:06,507 --> 01:25:10,709
WHICH YOU SPIT ON
BY YOUR DISRESPECT,
BY YOUR MISBEHAV--
1691
01:25:10,711 --> 01:25:12,644
WAIT A MINUTE, NOW!
I RESPECT DOROTHEA!
1692
01:25:12,779 --> 01:25:14,579
I ALWAYS DID,
AND I ALWAYS WILL.
1693
01:25:14,715 --> 01:25:16,515
AND I MARRIED HER
AND PROVIDED HER
1694
01:25:16,650 --> 01:25:18,450
WITH AN OFFSPRING--
A MALE ONE.
1695
01:25:18,585 --> 01:25:19,918
IT STARTED
OUT A MALE ONE.
1696
01:25:20,054 --> 01:25:22,521
I CAN'T HELP IT
IF SHE'S TURNING HIM
INTO A SISSY!
1697
01:25:22,656 --> 01:25:24,122
STUART, WHAT
DOES HE MEAN?
1698
01:25:24,124 --> 01:25:27,325
I MEAN I MARRIED HER
AND PROVIDED HER
WITH AN OFFSPRING.
1699
01:25:27,461 --> 01:25:29,594
STUART,
WHAT IS HE SAYING?
1700
01:25:29,730 --> 01:25:33,065
THAT HE HAD THE BABY,
NOT DOTTY?
1701
01:25:33,200 --> 01:25:37,670
WHY DON'T THEY JUST
STOP SHOUTING AND TALK
THINGS OVER REASONABLY?
1702
01:25:37,804 --> 01:25:40,539
THAT'S TOO MUCH TO ASK
OF SOME PEOPLE.
1703
01:25:40,674 --> 01:25:41,473
Stuart:
...A BUM LIKE YOU!
1704
01:25:41,608 --> 01:25:43,007
Ralph: DON'T
CALL ME THAT!
1705
01:25:43,009 --> 01:25:45,744
WHAT ARE YOU?
YOU COULD'VE HAD
THE MOON FROM ME
1706
01:25:45,746 --> 01:25:47,612
IF YOU'D PLAYED ME RIGHT,
NOW I'M THROUGH!
1707
01:25:47,614 --> 01:25:49,013
ALICE,
YOU GOT THE THINGS?
1708
01:25:49,149 --> 01:25:50,749
DOROTHEA'S CLOTHES,
BUT THERE'S STILL
THE APPLIANCES.
1709
01:25:50,751 --> 01:25:51,750
WHICH YOU'RE
NOT TAKING.
1710
01:25:51,752 --> 01:25:53,218
AND THE CHILD'S
CHRISTMAS.
1711
01:25:53,220 --> 01:25:54,086
WHICH YOU'RE
NOT TAKING.
1712
01:25:54,221 --> 01:25:55,387
AND THE--
1713
01:25:58,358 --> 01:25:59,725
WHAT'S THIS?
1714
01:26:01,295 --> 01:26:03,228
A FUR COAT?
1715
01:26:03,363 --> 01:26:07,566
MM-HMM. THAT IS A
SHEARED BEAVER FUR COAT
WHICH COST 700 BUCKS,
1716
01:26:07,701 --> 01:26:09,834
WHICH I BOUGHT DOTTY
FOR CHRISTMAS,
1717
01:26:09,836 --> 01:26:11,636
AND WHICH YOU ARE
ALSO NOT TAKING.
1718
01:26:11,638 --> 01:26:13,372
JUST WHERE'D YOU GET
700 BUCKS?
1719
01:26:13,507 --> 01:26:15,440
FROM MY
SAVINGS ACCOUNT,
THAT'S JUST WHERE.
1720
01:26:15,442 --> 01:26:17,442
THAT'S
A JOINT ACCOUNT.
1721
01:26:17,578 --> 01:26:19,978
STUART...
PICK UP THAT COAT.
1722
01:26:19,980 --> 01:26:22,046
IF HE TOUCHES
THAT COAT,
I'LL CLOBBER HIM,
1723
01:26:22,048 --> 01:26:25,183
AND I NEVER HIT
AN OLD MAN YET.
1724
01:26:25,185 --> 01:26:27,185
STUART...
1725
01:26:27,321 --> 01:26:29,855
PICK UP THAT COAT.
1726
01:26:32,393 --> 01:26:34,760
OFFICER! OFFICER!
1727
01:26:36,196 --> 01:26:38,597
WELL, NO KIDDING!
1728
01:26:38,599 --> 01:26:41,866
¶ JOY TO THE WORLD,
THE LORD IS COME ¶
1729
01:26:41,868 --> 01:26:42,734
OFFICER!
1730
01:26:42,869 --> 01:26:45,870
¶ LET EARTH
RECEIVE HER KING ¶
1731
01:26:46,006 --> 01:26:50,809
¶ LET EVERY HEART
PREPARE HIM ROOM ¶
1732
01:26:50,811 --> 01:26:52,677
¶ AND HEAVEN
AND NATURE SING ¶
1733
01:26:52,679 --> 01:26:54,747
¶ AND HEAVEN
AND NATURE SING ¶
1734
01:26:54,881 --> 01:26:58,016
¶ AND HEAVEN, AND HEAVEN
AND NATURE SING ¶
1735
01:26:58,018 --> 01:26:59,551
GO AWAY, FOR--
1736
01:26:59,686 --> 01:27:01,486
GO! GO AWAY!
1737
01:27:01,488 --> 01:27:02,687
¶ THE SAVIOR REIGNS ¶
1738
01:27:02,823 --> 01:27:06,425
¶ LET MEN
THEIR SONGS EMPLOY ¶
1739
01:27:06,560 --> 01:27:09,828
¶ WHILE FIELDS AND
FLOODS, ROCKS... ¶
1740
01:27:09,830 --> 01:27:13,165
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
SOMETHING'S BURNING.
1741
01:27:13,300 --> 01:27:14,899
OH, THE COFFEE!
1742
01:27:14,901 --> 01:27:17,770
WELL, OFFICER,
THE SITUATION IS
CUT AND DRIED.
1743
01:27:17,904 --> 01:27:19,371
I JUST WANNA REMOVE
MY DAUGHTER'S VALUABLES
1744
01:27:19,506 --> 01:27:22,707
BEFORE THIS YOUNG FELLA
CAN SELL THEM AND
SKIP TOWN.
1745
01:27:22,843 --> 01:27:25,177
WELL, IF HE DOES,
I'LL CLOBBER HIM.
HA HA HA.
1746
01:27:25,312 --> 01:27:27,912
SO MAYBE
YOU BETTER ARREST ME,
IF HE'S GOT GROUNDS.
1747
01:27:28,048 --> 01:27:30,515
I'VE GOT GROUNDS!
DON'T YOU WORRY
I AIN'T GOT GROUNDS!
1748
01:27:30,651 --> 01:27:32,317
WELL, I DON'T
KNOW ABOUT THAT.
1749
01:27:32,319 --> 01:27:34,386
YOU DON'T HAVE TO KNOW.
I'LL TELL YOU!
1750
01:27:34,521 --> 01:27:36,455
THE POLICE CHIEF'S
A LODGE BROTHER OF MINE!
1751
01:27:36,590 --> 01:27:38,523
OFFICER,
DO YOUR DUTY, HMM?
1752
01:27:38,659 --> 01:27:41,526
STUART, RALPH'S FACE
IS STILL TEMPORARILY
ASSOCIATED WITH OUR NAME,
1753
01:27:41,528 --> 01:27:45,798
WHICH I WOULD PREFER
SHOULD NOT BE SMIRCHED
WITH SORDID PUBLICITY.
1754
01:27:45,932 --> 01:27:49,468
THINK, STUART.
CAN'T THIS POLICEMAN
JUST RESTRAIN HIM,
1755
01:27:49,603 --> 01:27:51,136
OR WHATEVER IT IS
YOU DO?
1756
01:27:51,271 --> 01:27:52,337
NO!
1757
01:27:52,473 --> 01:27:55,140
GOOD FOR YOU!
IF YOU'RE GONNA DO IT,
DO IT RIGHT.
1758
01:27:55,275 --> 01:27:57,942
ONLY DO IT REAL RIGHT--
MAKE IT STICK.
1759
01:27:58,078 --> 01:28:00,345
COME BE A WITNESS, PAL.
THIS CONCERNS YOU.
1760
01:28:00,481 --> 01:28:03,882
WE MIGHT JUST GET
THE CASH FOR THAT RANCH
FROM STUART P. McGILL
1761
01:28:03,884 --> 01:28:06,819
FOR FALSE ARREST,
DAMAGING MY POSITION
IN THE COMMUNITY,
1762
01:28:06,953 --> 01:28:07,952
ETCETERA, ETCETERA.
1763
01:28:08,088 --> 01:28:10,622
YOU LEFT OUT
LIBEL AND SLANDER.
1764
01:28:10,757 --> 01:28:12,157
OKAY, CHIEF,
I'LL DO THAT.
1765
01:28:12,292 --> 01:28:15,760
WELL, IT'S PRETTY
QUIET, BUT IT'S
A LITTLE EARLY YET.
1766
01:28:15,762 --> 01:28:18,363
YEAH. YEAH?
1767
01:28:18,499 --> 01:28:20,432
YOU HAVE
ONE FOR ME, TOO,
YOU HEAR?
1768
01:28:22,036 --> 01:28:24,436
HE TELL YOU
HE WAS A LODGE BROTHER
OF MINE?
1769
01:28:24,571 --> 01:28:26,771
HE SURE DID.
HE SENT YOU, UH...
1770
01:28:26,907 --> 01:28:29,241
FRATERNAL GREETINGS,
I THINK IT WAS.
1771
01:28:29,376 --> 01:28:30,442
THAT ALL HE SAID?
1772
01:28:30,577 --> 01:28:32,711
UM...NO.
1773
01:28:32,847 --> 01:28:34,779
HE SAID I SHOULD
PROCEED WITH
UTMOST CAUTION
1774
01:28:34,915 --> 01:28:36,448
ON ACCOUNT OF
MR. BATES HERE
1775
01:28:36,583 --> 01:28:38,450
BEING SUCH
A WELL-KNOWN
WAR HERO.
1776
01:28:41,788 --> 01:28:43,856
NOW, UH...
THE WAY I READ IT,
1777
01:28:43,990 --> 01:28:47,392
YOU'RE ACCUSING
MR. BATES OF...
WHAT WAS IT AGAIN?
1778
01:28:47,394 --> 01:28:48,993
ATTEMPTED
EMBEZZLEMENT!
1779
01:28:49,129 --> 01:28:50,795
ATTEMPTED, UH...
1780
01:28:50,931 --> 01:28:54,399
NOW, I DON'T THINK
I EVER HEARD OF THAT
PARTICULAR CHARGE.
1781
01:28:54,401 --> 01:28:56,801
A MAN EMBEZZLES OR
HE DON'T EMBEZZLE,
YOU KNOW?
1782
01:28:56,937 --> 01:28:59,872
HE WAS ABOUT TO
EMBEZZLE MY DAUGHTER'S
VALUABLES,
1783
01:29:00,006 --> 01:29:03,341
SUCH AS ELECTRICAL
APPLIANCES,
OBJETS D'ART---
1784
01:29:03,477 --> 01:29:05,677
ART OBJECTS, THAT IS--
1785
01:29:05,812 --> 01:29:08,346
AND LORD KNOWS
WHAT ELSE. A TV SET--
1786
01:29:08,348 --> 01:29:11,015
WHICH WE GAVE
MY DAUGHTER LAST
CHRISTMAS, NOT HIM,
1787
01:29:11,151 --> 01:29:14,619
AND WHICH WE HAVE
EVERY RIGHT TO REMOVE
FROM THAT HOUSE!
1788
01:29:14,755 --> 01:29:16,221
YOU WANNA TAKE BACK
OLD CHRISTMAS PRESENTS?
1789
01:29:16,356 --> 01:29:19,692
TO REMOVE THEM
TO A PLACE OF SAFETY
SO HE CAN'T SELL 'EM
1790
01:29:19,826 --> 01:29:20,893
AND SKIP TOWN
WITH THE MONEY.
1791
01:29:21,027 --> 01:29:22,694
Ralph:
HALF THE MONEY.
1792
01:29:22,829 --> 01:29:26,231
THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN
CHARGE MR. BATES WITH
ATTEMPTED EMBEZZLEMENT
1793
01:29:26,366 --> 01:29:28,901
OF YOUR DAUGHTER'S
ALLEGED VALUABLES
IS YOUR DAUGHTER.
1794
01:29:29,035 --> 01:29:31,436
WE'RE HER PARENTS!
WE CAN SPEAK FOR HER!
1795
01:29:31,438 --> 01:29:32,771
THAT DON'T COUNT.
1796
01:29:32,907 --> 01:29:35,173
IF BEING A MOTHER
DOESN'T COUNT,
1797
01:29:35,175 --> 01:29:37,376
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
THE SOUTH IS COMING TO.
1798
01:29:37,511 --> 01:29:40,645
SORRY. THE BEST THING
TO DO IS TO GET YOUR
DAUGHTER HERE.
1799
01:29:40,647 --> 01:29:42,447
I DON'T WANT YOU
TO DO THAT.
1800
01:29:42,449 --> 01:29:44,249
WHY NOT?
1801
01:29:44,251 --> 01:29:47,086
Isabel: I BET SHE DOES NOT
KNOW WHAT HER PARENTS
ARE DOING!
1802
01:29:51,458 --> 01:29:54,659
WHO ARE YOU, MA'AM?
1803
01:29:54,661 --> 01:29:56,261
OH...I-I-I'M
SORT OF A FRIEND.
1804
01:29:56,263 --> 01:29:57,061
OF WHOSE?
1805
01:29:57,063 --> 01:29:59,064
OF MR. BATES.
WE BOTH ARE.
1806
01:29:59,199 --> 01:30:01,066
I'M A FRIEND OF
MRS. BATES, TOO.
1807
01:30:01,201 --> 01:30:03,868
MY DAUGHTER NEVER
MET THAT WOMAN
IN HER LIFE.
1808
01:30:04,004 --> 01:30:06,338
I'M A FRIEND OF HERS
ALL THE SAME!
1809
01:30:06,473 --> 01:30:08,140
WHY, THAT'S NICE.
1810
01:30:08,275 --> 01:30:10,809
DOES SHE KNOW
ABOUT ALL THIS--
YOUR DAUGHTER?
1811
01:30:10,811 --> 01:30:12,745
WELL, UH...THAT'S
BESIDE THE POINT!
1812
01:30:12,879 --> 01:30:14,813
TO TELL THE TRUTH,
I WAS JUST CURIOUS.
1813
01:30:14,815 --> 01:30:16,214
YOU AND ME,
SERGEANT.
1814
01:30:16,350 --> 01:30:18,483
THERE'S ONE WAY
TO FIND OUT. WHAT'S
THE PHONE NUMBER?
1815
01:30:18,619 --> 01:30:22,755
HEADS ARE GONNA ROLL!
1816
01:30:22,889 --> 01:30:25,958
Carolers: ¶ FA-LA-LA-LA-LA,
LA-LA-LA-LA ¶
1817
01:30:26,093 --> 01:30:29,928
¶ 'TIS THE SEASON
TO BE JOLLY ¶
1818
01:30:41,375 --> 01:30:42,574
HIDE IT.
1819
01:30:42,709 --> 01:30:45,510
HE'LL FORGET IT IF
HE DOESN'T SEE IT.
1820
01:30:45,512 --> 01:30:49,314
I'LL WAIT OUTSIDE
SO THEY WON'T HONK
OR RING THE BELL.
1821
01:30:49,449 --> 01:30:51,516
MISS DOTTY...
1822
01:30:51,652 --> 01:30:53,152
A LITTLE LIPSTICK
WOULDN'T HURT.
1823
01:30:55,121 --> 01:30:57,322
IT WON'T HELP,
EITHER.
1824
01:30:57,457 --> 01:31:00,192
Carolers, drunkenly: ¶ WAS TO
CERTAIN POOR SHEPHERDS ¶
1825
01:31:00,327 --> 01:31:03,595
¶ IN FIELDS AS THEY LAY ¶
1826
01:31:03,730 --> 01:31:07,065
¶ IN FIELDS AS THEY... ¶
1827
01:31:07,067 --> 01:31:08,733
SERGEANT SAYS
TAKE THESE
NIGHTINGALES HOME.
1828
01:31:08,869 --> 01:31:09,734
OKAY.
1829
01:31:09,870 --> 01:31:11,870
MISS BATES?
1830
01:31:12,006 --> 01:31:14,539
COME WITH ME,
MA'AM.
1831
01:31:14,675 --> 01:31:16,608
¶ ...THAT WAS SO DEEP ¶
1832
01:31:16,743 --> 01:31:17,676
¶ NOEL, NOEL ¶
1833
01:31:17,812 --> 01:31:21,746
Officer: OKAY, OKAY...
PLEASE COME!
1834
01:31:21,748 --> 01:31:23,015
WE'RE GOIN' HOME
TOGETHER!
1835
01:31:23,150 --> 01:31:25,884
WE'RE GOIN'
IN ONE CAR 'CAUSE
THAT'S TOGETHERNESS.
1836
01:31:36,030 --> 01:31:38,363
HEY, RALPH...
THAT YOUR WIFE?
1837
01:31:38,365 --> 01:31:41,233
MM-MM. IT'S
STUART P. McGILL'S
DAUGHTER.
1838
01:31:43,704 --> 01:31:44,837
SERGEANT, I JUST
WANNA HAVE THIS--
1839
01:31:44,971 --> 01:31:48,107
ONE MINUTE, MISS,
PLEASE. MR. BATES?
1840
01:31:49,976 --> 01:31:52,511
I'M ABOUT
TO ASK MISS BATES
IF SHE WANTS
1841
01:31:52,646 --> 01:31:55,580
TO CHARGE YOU WITH
ATTEMPTED EMBEZZLEMENT
OF HER VALUABLES...
1842
01:31:55,582 --> 01:31:58,383
IF THERE IS
SUCH A CHARGE, WHICH,
LIKE I SAID BEFORE--
1843
01:31:58,385 --> 01:32:02,320
IT DOESN'T MATTER
IF THERE IS OR ISN'T,
SERGEANT.
1844
01:32:02,322 --> 01:32:04,589
MY HUSBAND AND I ARE
GOING TO BE DIVORCED,
1845
01:32:04,725 --> 01:32:08,060
AND PROPERTY THINGS
WILL HAVE TO BE SETTLED
ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.
1846
01:32:08,195 --> 01:32:11,596
BUT HE HAS THE RIGHT
TO DISPOSE OF ANYTHING
THAT BELONGS TO ME
1847
01:32:11,598 --> 01:32:13,131
BECAUSE IT BELONGS
TO HIM, TOO.
1848
01:32:13,133 --> 01:32:14,933
YOU GOT TO CONSIDER
YOUR LEGAL POSITION--
1849
01:32:14,935 --> 01:32:17,870
YOU JUST BE QUIET,
DADDY!
1850
01:32:18,004 --> 01:32:19,872
YOU OUGHT TO BE
ASHAMED OF YOURSELF--
1851
01:32:20,006 --> 01:32:22,006
HUMILIATING THE WHOLE
FAMILY THIS WAY!
1852
01:32:22,142 --> 01:32:24,276
HE THREATENED
TO CLOBBER ME.
YOU KNOW THAT?
1853
01:32:24,411 --> 01:32:26,745
I GOT TIRED OF
HIS TRYING TO PUSH ME
AROUND.
1854
01:32:26,881 --> 01:32:28,680
I HAVE NO SYMPATHY
FOR YOU, RALPH.
1855
01:32:28,815 --> 01:32:30,883
HE PUSHES YOU
AROUND 'CAUSE YOU
HURT HIS FEELINGS--
1856
01:32:31,017 --> 01:32:34,352
LETTING HIM KNOW YOU DON'T
LIKE HIM. YOU COULD'VE
KEEP IT TO YOURSELF.
1857
01:32:34,354 --> 01:32:37,222
NOTHING IN THIS WORLD
MATTERS TO ME THAN
HIM LIKING ME!
1858
01:32:37,224 --> 01:32:40,358
DADDY, DON'T YOU SAY
ANOTHER WORD...
1859
01:32:40,494 --> 01:32:43,095
EXCEPT APOLOGIZING
TO THE SERGEANT FOR
WASTING HIS TIME.
1860
01:32:43,230 --> 01:32:47,099
OH, THAT'S ALRIGHT.
NOW LOOK, FOLKS,
IT'S CHRISTMAS.
1861
01:32:47,234 --> 01:32:49,434
WHY DON'T YOU
FORGET THE WHOLE THING
AND GO HOME?
1862
01:32:49,570 --> 01:32:53,706
YOU BRING UP A CHILD,
YOU SPARE NO EXPENSE,
AND THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!
1863
01:32:53,840 --> 01:32:56,174
¶ PEACE ON EARTH
AND MERCY MILD ¶
1864
01:32:56,310 --> 01:32:59,177
¶ GOD AND SINNERS
RECONCILED ¶
1865
01:32:59,313 --> 01:33:02,381
I'M JUST HAPPY
THAT MY FOREBEARS
AND MY DADDY
1866
01:33:02,516 --> 01:33:04,583
ARE NOT HERE
TO WITNESS
THIS DISGRACE,
1867
01:33:04,718 --> 01:33:06,985
OR TO SEE THE KIND
OF PERSON YOUR DADDY
1868
01:33:06,987 --> 01:33:08,186
HAS LET
INTO THIS FAMILY.
1869
01:33:08,322 --> 01:33:10,389
LISTEN,
SCARLETT O'HARA,
1870
01:33:10,524 --> 01:33:14,659
IF BY YOUR FOREBEARS
YOU MEAN YOUR
CARPETBAGGIN' GRANDPA,
1871
01:33:14,661 --> 01:33:16,328
JAIL WAS NO NOVELTY
TO HIM.
1872
01:33:16,463 --> 01:33:19,732
AND AS FOR YOUR DADDY,
HE LET ME INTO THIS FAMILY,
1873
01:33:19,866 --> 01:33:24,737
FOR WHICH PRIVILEGE
I HAD TO KISS HIS BIG--TOE
EVERY DAY OF HIS LIFE.
1874
01:33:24,871 --> 01:33:26,939
AT LEAST I'LL SAY THIS
1875
01:33:27,074 --> 01:33:30,142
HE NEVER KISSED MINE.
1876
01:33:30,277 --> 01:33:32,677
STUART,
I WILL NEVER SPEAK
TO YOU AGAIN
1877
01:33:32,813 --> 01:33:34,747
AS LONG AS I LIVE,
I PROMISE YOU.
1878
01:33:34,881 --> 01:33:38,417
DON'T WORRY, MAMA.
I WON'T HOLD YOU TO THAT.
NOT THIS TIME.
1879
01:33:38,552 --> 01:33:39,551
YOU COMING, DOTTY?
1880
01:33:39,686 --> 01:33:41,019
NOT JUST YET.
1881
01:33:41,155 --> 01:33:44,156
I WANT TO TALK
TO RALPH ABOUT
THE BABY'S CHRISTMAS.
1882
01:33:44,291 --> 01:33:47,892
YOU GO ON AHEAD.
I'LL BE HOME
AFTER A BIT.
1883
01:33:47,894 --> 01:33:51,597
DOROTHEA, I AM NOT
SURE YOU SHOULD HAVE
ANYTHING AT ALL TO--
1884
01:34:00,174 --> 01:34:03,441
I DON'T CARE
WHAT'S HAPPENED
BETWEEN US, RALPH.
1885
01:34:03,443 --> 01:34:06,244
THAT CHILD IS GOING
TO HAVE HIS CHRISTMAS.
1886
01:34:06,380 --> 01:34:09,047
SEND HIM
IN A TAXI TOMORROW,
AND HE CAN HAVE IT.
1887
01:34:09,183 --> 01:34:11,650
NO. HE'S GOING
TO SEE HIS PRESENTS
1888
01:34:11,652 --> 01:34:14,853
FIRST THING IN THE MORNING
WHEN HE OPENS HIS EYES.
1889
01:34:14,855 --> 01:34:16,721
HE WON'T UNDERSTAND
ANYTHING ELSE.
1890
01:34:16,723 --> 01:34:19,591
OH, YOU CAN
EXPLAIN IT TO HIM.
1891
01:34:19,726 --> 01:34:24,096
YOU DON'T EXPLAIN
CHRISTMAS TO A CHILD.
IT'S GOT TO BE THERE.
1892
01:34:30,737 --> 01:34:33,005
ISABEL HAVERSTICK,
MRS. BATES.
1893
01:34:33,140 --> 01:34:36,442
AND THIS IS MY HUSBAND,
GEORGE HAVERSTICK.
1894
01:34:37,944 --> 01:34:39,344
GEORGE...
1895
01:34:39,346 --> 01:34:41,914
GEORGE HAVERSTICK?
1896
01:34:42,817 --> 01:34:45,117
OH, OF COURSE!
1897
01:34:46,553 --> 01:34:50,088
RALPH TALKS
ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME!
1898
01:34:50,090 --> 01:34:53,625
AND NOW THERE'S
A MRS. HAVERSTICK!
1899
01:34:53,760 --> 01:34:54,893
WELL!
1900
01:34:54,895 --> 01:34:55,894
SINCE--
SINCE YESTERDAY.
1901
01:34:55,896 --> 01:34:58,697
ISN'T THAT LOVELY!
1902
01:35:01,168 --> 01:35:02,901
WELL, I...ARE YOU...
1903
01:35:03,037 --> 01:35:04,769
ARE YOU STAYING IN TOWN?
1904
01:35:04,771 --> 01:35:06,104
THEY'RE STAYING
AT OUR HOUSE
1905
01:35:06,240 --> 01:35:08,507
WHERE THEY'VE BEEN
UP TO THEIR NECKS
IN OUR TROUBLES,
1906
01:35:08,642 --> 01:35:11,109
SO WE DON'T HAVE
TO MAKE SOCIAL TALK.
1907
01:35:11,111 --> 01:35:13,578
IF YOU WANNA COME,
YOU CAN GET
SKIPPY'S STUFF.
1908
01:35:13,580 --> 01:35:15,980
I'LL DRIVE YOU TO
YOUR FOLKS. WHERE'D
YOU PARK?
1909
01:35:16,116 --> 01:35:18,317
DOWN THE STREET.
WE ALL CAME
IN MY CAR.
1910
01:35:20,454 --> 01:35:22,120
WE--WE DIDN'T MEAN
TO INTRUDE.
1911
01:35:22,256 --> 01:35:24,122
NO. WE'RE JUST GONNA
DROP YOU TWO OFF,
1912
01:35:24,258 --> 01:35:26,525
AND WE'RE GONNA BE
ON OUR WAY...SOMEWHERE.
1913
01:35:26,527 --> 01:35:29,194
BUT--BUT THAT'S--
1914
01:35:29,196 --> 01:35:33,265
IT'S A 1939
BLACK...
CADILLAC...
1915
01:35:34,601 --> 01:35:36,401
HEARSE.
1916
01:35:36,403 --> 01:35:42,074
OH, WELL...
WHAT A WONDERFUL IDEA!
IT'S SO...ROOMY.
1917
01:35:42,209 --> 01:35:46,478
YEAH! HEY, RALPH,
THIS IS SOME NICE GIRL
YOU MARRIED HERE!
1918
01:35:46,613 --> 01:35:48,680
RALPH...RALPH,
WHY DON'T YOU DRIVE?
1919
01:35:48,815 --> 01:35:50,049
YOU KNOW THE WAY BETTER.
1920
01:35:51,418 --> 01:35:52,317
FINE.
1921
01:35:54,755 --> 01:35:56,155
HEY, BUDDY!
1922
01:36:00,627 --> 01:36:02,561
I'M GONNA CLOSE THIS.
1923
01:36:02,563 --> 01:36:06,332
THAT WAY, WE CAN'T
HEAR YOU, AND YOU
CAN'T HEAR US, OKAY?
1924
01:36:23,718 --> 01:36:25,784
Dotty:
I LIKE YOUR FRIENDS.
1925
01:36:25,920 --> 01:36:28,787
GEORGE IS JUST
AS NICE AS YOU'VE
ALWAYS SAID HE WAS.
1926
01:36:28,923 --> 01:36:30,522
THE GIRL SEEMS
A DARLING.
1927
01:36:30,657 --> 01:36:33,592
Ralph: I'M GONNA
RAISE CATTLE WITH GEORGE
NEAR SAN ANTONE.
1928
01:36:33,727 --> 01:36:35,327
YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT.
1929
01:36:35,462 --> 01:36:36,128
OH?
1930
01:36:36,263 --> 01:36:38,463
HMM? OH,
WOMEN LIKE SECURITY.
1931
01:36:38,599 --> 01:36:39,731
CATTLE-BREEDING
IS CHANCY...
1932
01:36:39,866 --> 01:36:42,134
EVEN IF
IT MEANS A MAN
WASTES HIS LIFE
1933
01:36:42,269 --> 01:36:44,869
AT A DESK JOB,
TYRANNIZED OVER
BY INFERIOR MEN.
1934
01:36:45,005 --> 01:36:47,606
I ALWAYS WANTED YOU
TO BE INDEPENDENT--
YOUR OWN BOSS.
1935
01:36:47,608 --> 01:36:49,474
NOT WHEN YOU WERE
FACED WITH IT!
1936
01:36:49,610 --> 01:36:51,276
I BROKE THE NEWS
TO YOU,
1937
01:36:51,278 --> 01:36:54,212
AND YOU WALKED OUT
ON ME, TAKING
MY SON WITH YOU.
1938
01:36:54,348 --> 01:36:58,150
THAT WAS NOT JUST
BECAUSE YOU QUIT YOUR JOB.
1939
01:36:58,285 --> 01:37:01,019
WELL, I THINK YOU MADE
THE RIGHT DECISION.
1940
01:37:01,021 --> 01:37:02,554
YOU REALIZED YOU HAD
TIED YOURSELF DOWN
1941
01:37:02,689 --> 01:37:04,623
TO A SQUARE PEG
IN A ROUND HOLE
1942
01:37:04,758 --> 01:37:06,425
THAT HAD NOW POPPED
OUTTA THAT HOLE,
1943
01:37:06,560 --> 01:37:08,827
AND WOULD'VE BEEN OF
NO FURTHER USE TO YOU.
1944
01:37:08,829 --> 01:37:10,028
RALPH,
THAT IS NOT WHY--
1945
01:37:10,164 --> 01:37:12,965
I GOT WHAT I HAD COMING
TO ME, ALRIGHT.
1946
01:37:13,100 --> 01:37:14,633
I TOLD YOUR OLD MAN
SOMETHING
1947
01:37:14,635 --> 01:37:18,337
I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU
5 YEARS AGO, DOROTHEA.
1948
01:37:19,974 --> 01:37:21,906
I MARRIED YOU
WITHOUT LOVE.
1949
01:37:22,042 --> 01:37:25,510
I MARRIED YOU FOR
YOUR STINGY-FISTED
OLD PAPA'S PROMISE
1950
01:37:25,512 --> 01:37:29,114
TO MAKE ME
HIS HEIR APPARENT.
ASSURANCES, LIES,
1951
01:37:29,249 --> 01:37:31,316
EVEN BROAD HINTS
THAT HE WOULD
SOON KICK OFF.
1952
01:37:31,318 --> 01:37:34,186
RALPH, DON'T YOU KNOW
THAT I KNOW THAT?!
1953
01:37:44,799 --> 01:37:49,134
WELL...WHY'D YOU ACCEPT
IT, THEN, DOTTY?
1954
01:37:50,471 --> 01:37:53,738
BECAUSE I WAS SO...
1955
01:37:53,740 --> 01:37:55,674
CUT IT OUT, WILL YOU?
HAVE SOME PRIDE!
1956
01:37:55,810 --> 01:37:56,941
I DO!IN WHAT?
1957
01:37:56,943 --> 01:37:58,543
IN YOU!
1958
01:37:58,545 --> 01:38:00,144
I'M TELLING YOU,
DOTTY,
1959
01:38:00,146 --> 01:38:02,881
I'M NOTHING BETTER
THAN A LOUSY--
1960
01:38:02,883 --> 01:38:05,617
DON'T TELL ME AGAIN!
DON'T TELL ME AGAIN!
1961
01:38:05,752 --> 01:38:08,152
DON'T HUMILIATE ME,
PLEASE!
1962
01:38:08,154 --> 01:38:10,389
DON'T HUMILIATE ME!
1963
01:38:20,835 --> 01:38:24,436
WAIT A MINUTE,
DOTTY, I WANT TO
ASK YOU SOMETHING.
1964
01:38:24,571 --> 01:38:28,306
IF YOU KNEW IT
ALL THE WHILE
AND STAYED WITH ME,
1965
01:38:28,308 --> 01:38:31,276
WHAT ARE YOU
LEAVING ME FOR NOW?
1966
01:38:32,446 --> 01:38:34,513
WELL, I...I JUST...
1967
01:38:34,648 --> 01:38:37,850
I GOT TO THINKING
WHAT IT MUST
BE LIKE FOR YOU...
1968
01:38:37,984 --> 01:38:42,855
HAVING TO MAKE YOURSELF
KISS SOMEONE YOU DON'T
WANT TO KISS,
1969
01:38:42,989 --> 01:38:47,059
HAVING TO MAKE YOURSELF
WALK FROM YOUR BED
OVER TO MINE.
1970
01:38:47,194 --> 01:38:48,661
NOW, WAIT A MINUTE,
DOTTY.
1971
01:38:48,795 --> 01:38:52,264
I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
THAT ISN'T WHAT I SAID.
THAT ISN'T WHAT I MEANT!
1972
01:38:52,399 --> 01:38:54,799
IT IS! I DON'T WANT
YOU TO WASTE YOUR LIFE
1973
01:38:54,935 --> 01:38:57,402
ON A DESK JOB
OR ON A WOMAN
YOU DON'T LOVE.
1974
01:38:57,538 --> 01:38:59,872
THAT ISN'T
WHAT I SAID--
1975
01:39:00,006 --> 01:39:00,873
DOTTY?!
1976
01:39:02,276 --> 01:39:04,409
WHAT AN...
1977
01:39:04,411 --> 01:39:08,813
WHAT AN AWFUL,
FRIGHTENING THING
IT IS.
1978
01:39:08,949 --> 01:39:09,848
HUH?
1979
01:39:13,220 --> 01:39:16,555
TWO PEOPLE
LIVING TOGETHER...
1980
01:39:16,557 --> 01:39:21,826
JUST...TWO COMPLETELY
DIFFERENT WORLDS...
1981
01:39:21,828 --> 01:39:25,898
ATTEMPTIN'...
EXISTENCE TOGETHER.
1982
01:39:26,032 --> 01:39:28,367
I DIDN'T MARRY YOU
GRITTING MY TEETH
AND SHUDDERING,
1983
01:39:28,502 --> 01:39:30,702
THE WAY
YOU MAKE IT SOUND.
1984
01:39:30,837 --> 01:39:33,572
HONEY, I LIKED YOU.
I SINCERELY LIKED
AND RESPECTED YOU.
1985
01:39:33,707 --> 01:39:35,507
I DON'T WANT
TO BE RESPECTED.
1986
01:39:35,642 --> 01:39:37,642
THAT'S THE WAY
MEN FEEL ABOUT
HOMELY WOMEN.
1987
01:39:37,644 --> 01:39:39,511
BUT YOU'RE NOT HOMELY.
NOT ANYMORE.
1988
01:39:39,646 --> 01:39:41,379
WHEN YOU BEEN
A HOMELY GIRL,
1989
01:39:41,381 --> 01:39:42,981
YOU FEEL HOMELY
ALL YOUR LIFE.
1990
01:39:43,117 --> 01:39:45,183
THEY CAN CHANGE
YOUR TEETH
OR FIX YOUR NOSE,
1991
01:39:45,185 --> 01:39:47,319
GIVE YOU A WHOLE
NEW FACE--DOESN'T
MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE.
1992
01:39:47,454 --> 01:39:48,653
YOU ALWAYS KNOW.
1993
01:39:48,789 --> 01:39:50,855
DOTTY, I'VE TOLD YOU
A HUNDRED TIMES.
1994
01:39:50,991 --> 01:39:53,392
YOU'VE IMPROVED
IN APPEARANCE.
1995
01:39:55,796 --> 01:39:58,597
BUT EVERY TIME YOU SEE
A BEAUTIFUL GIRL...
1996
01:39:58,599 --> 01:40:00,366
YOU FEEL CHEATED.
1997
01:40:02,603 --> 01:40:05,470
HONEY, ANYTIME
ANY MARRIED MAN SEES
A BEAUTIFUL GIRL,
1998
01:40:05,606 --> 01:40:07,940
HE FEELS CHEATED.
1999
01:40:08,075 --> 01:40:10,142
DOTTY...DOTTY,
NOW LISTEN TO ME,
WILL YOU?
2000
01:40:10,277 --> 01:40:12,811
I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE
MARRIED TO ANYONE
BUT YOU, HONEY.
2001
01:40:12,947 --> 01:40:15,013
I'M GONNA GET A BOX
TO PUT THESE TOYS.
2002
01:40:15,149 --> 01:40:16,615
NOW, HONEST!
2003
01:40:16,750 --> 01:40:18,951
STOP IT!
YOU DON'T HAVE TO
MAKE ME FEEL GOOD!
2004
01:40:19,085 --> 01:40:22,220
IT'S NOT
YOUR JOB ANYMORE.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
2005
01:40:22,222 --> 01:40:23,389
DOTTY--
2006
01:41:01,395 --> 01:41:02,861
OH...
2007
01:41:10,337 --> 01:41:12,337
RALPH...
2008
01:41:12,339 --> 01:41:15,140
OH, RALPH,
I LIKE YOUR WIFE.
2009
01:41:15,275 --> 01:41:17,009
I THINK
SHE'S REALLY NICE.
2010
01:41:17,144 --> 01:41:18,410
YEAH. WELL,
SHE'S LEAVING.
2011
01:41:18,545 --> 01:41:20,612
DO YOU WANT HER TO?
2012
01:41:20,747 --> 01:41:23,548
I TOLD HER I DIDN'T
WANT TO BE MARRIED
TO ANYONE ELSE.
2013
01:41:23,684 --> 01:41:24,683
DID YOU MEAN IT?
2014
01:41:24,685 --> 01:41:26,151
OF COURSE I MEAN IT.
2015
01:41:26,286 --> 01:41:30,022
YOU THINK I COULD
STAND TO GO THROUGH
IT ALL AGAIN?
2016
01:41:30,157 --> 01:41:32,424
I REALLY LIKE
THAT WOMAN.
2017
01:41:32,559 --> 01:41:34,326
IN SOME WAYS, I'M...
2018
01:41:35,762 --> 01:41:38,230
WELL, I'M CRAZY
ABOUT HER.
2019
01:41:38,365 --> 01:41:40,565
YOU'RE--YOU'RE
JUST GOING THROUGH
2020
01:41:40,567 --> 01:41:43,435
A LITTLE PERIOD
OF ADJUSTMENT.
2021
01:41:43,570 --> 01:41:46,171
WE'VE BEEN MARRIED
6 YEARS, LITTLE GIRL!
2022
01:41:46,173 --> 01:41:50,308
ALL THAT TIME,
YOU'VE BEEN UNDER
A TERRIBLE STRAIN--
2023
01:41:50,310 --> 01:41:51,844
HATING WHAT YOU DID...
2024
01:41:51,978 --> 01:41:56,181
AND MAYBE TAKING IT
OUT ON YOUR WIFE,
RALPH BATES.
2025
01:41:56,183 --> 01:41:57,249
AND--
2026
01:42:03,790 --> 01:42:07,259
I FOUND THIS
IN THE BEDROOM.
2027
01:42:07,394 --> 01:42:09,261
OH...
IT'S PERFECT.
2028
01:42:09,396 --> 01:42:12,264
IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS
MADE JUST FOR YOU.
2029
01:42:12,399 --> 01:42:14,633
Isabel: OH!
2030
01:42:16,603 --> 01:42:18,771
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL,
DOTTY.
2031
01:42:22,743 --> 01:42:26,011
YOU DO...
YOU DO MEAN THIS?
2032
01:42:27,614 --> 01:42:29,815
I TOLD YOU, HONEY.
2033
01:42:43,363 --> 01:42:45,764
OH...
2034
01:42:47,834 --> 01:42:51,303
THE HUMAN HEART
WOULD NEVER PASS
THE DRUNK TEST.
2035
01:42:51,438 --> 01:42:53,171
WHAT?
2036
01:42:53,173 --> 01:42:56,641
WELL...
YOU TAKE THE...
2037
01:42:56,777 --> 01:42:59,978
HUMAN HEART OUT OF...
OUT OF THE HUMAN BODY...
2038
01:42:59,980 --> 01:43:03,882
PUT A PAIR OF LEGS
ON IT AND TELL IT TO
WALK A STRAIGHT LINE...
2039
01:43:05,586 --> 01:43:07,319
COULDN'T DO IT.
2040
01:43:07,454 --> 01:43:09,755
COULD NEVER PASS
THE DRUNK TEST.
2041
01:43:12,593 --> 01:43:14,659
I LOVE YOU.
2042
01:43:14,795 --> 01:43:17,896
OH, DOTTY...
I LOVE YOU SO--
2043
01:43:23,070 --> 01:43:24,336
UH...
2044
01:43:24,471 --> 01:43:27,072
WE'LL BE GOING NOW,
MRS. BATES,
AND GET OUR THINGS.
2045
01:43:27,207 --> 01:43:28,673
WE GOT TO GO.
2046
01:43:28,675 --> 01:43:30,275
YOU DON'T HAVE
TO DO THAT.
2047
01:43:30,410 --> 01:43:32,076
OH, YES, WE DO.
2048
01:43:32,078 --> 01:43:34,212
THIS SOFA LETS OUT
INTO A BED!
2049
01:43:34,214 --> 01:43:35,213
YEAH!
2050
01:43:35,215 --> 01:43:37,482
IT'S ACTUALLY
VERY COMFORTABLE.
2051
01:43:37,618 --> 01:43:39,083
YOU CAN STAY
RIGHT HERE.
2052
01:43:39,085 --> 01:43:39,884
SURE.
2053
01:43:39,886 --> 01:43:41,954
IT'S VERY EASY
TO FIX.
2054
01:43:42,089 --> 01:43:42,821
VERY EASY.
2055
01:43:42,957 --> 01:43:44,623
WE'VE INTRUDED
ENOUGH ALREADY.
2056
01:43:44,625 --> 01:43:46,625
I DON'T WANT
TO PUT YOU OUT.
2057
01:43:46,760 --> 01:43:48,827
OH, PLEASE,
I INSIST!
2058
01:43:48,963 --> 01:43:52,364
IT REALLY ISN'T
EASY TO FIND
A HOTEL IN TOWN
2059
01:43:52,499 --> 01:43:56,234
WITH SO MANY FOLKS
COMING INTO TOWN
FOR CHRISTMAS.
2060
01:43:56,236 --> 01:43:59,237
WELL, IF IT'S NOT
PUTTING YOU OUT
TOO MUCH...
2061
01:43:59,239 --> 01:44:00,705
Dotty: OH, NO!
2062
01:44:00,841 --> 01:44:02,907
OH, THIS IS SUCH
A SWEET LITTLE ROOM.
2063
01:44:03,043 --> 01:44:03,976
YES. SWEET.
2064
01:44:04,110 --> 01:44:06,711
AND THE FIRE'S
SHINING SO BRIGHT
STILL.
2065
01:44:06,713 --> 01:44:08,580
Ralph: YOU'RE
NOT PUTTING US
OUT AT ALL.
2066
01:44:08,715 --> 01:44:11,583
AND WE GOT A LOT
TO TALK ABOUT, GEORGE!
TEXAS, THE RANCH...
2067
01:44:11,718 --> 01:44:13,918
KNOW WHAT
I MEAN, BOY?
2068
01:44:14,054 --> 01:44:17,256
WE CAN ALL TALK
IT OVER TOGETHER
AT BREAKFAST.
2069
01:44:17,258 --> 01:44:18,657
YES.
2070
01:44:20,127 --> 01:44:21,460
WELL, I'LL, UH...
2071
01:44:21,462 --> 01:44:24,129
WE'LL--WE'LL LEAVE
YOU TWO ALONE NOW.
2072
01:44:24,264 --> 01:44:26,865
UH...GOOD NIGHT.
2073
01:44:28,002 --> 01:44:30,735
WHAT'S THE MATTER,
HONEY?
2074
01:44:30,871 --> 01:44:32,937
MAMA TOOK
ALL MY THINGS.
2075
01:44:32,939 --> 01:44:36,741
I MIGHT JUST HAVE TO
WEAR THIS COAT TO BED!
2076
01:44:36,743 --> 01:44:39,077
OH, NO...I'LL
LEND YOU A NIGHTIE.
2077
01:44:39,079 --> 01:44:43,148
NO, I DO THINK
WE OUGHT TO GO
TO A HOTEL.
2078
01:44:43,283 --> 01:44:44,483
LOOK AT THAT.
2079
01:44:44,618 --> 01:44:47,820
OH...
HOW EXQUISITE!
2080
01:44:47,954 --> 01:44:49,888
OH, NO. THAT'S YOUR
HONEYMOON NIGHTIE.
2081
01:44:50,024 --> 01:44:53,291
OH, NO,
I HAVE ANOTHER.
PLEASE TAKE IT.
2082
01:44:53,293 --> 01:44:54,626
ARE YOU SURE?
2083
01:44:54,761 --> 01:44:56,996
I'M POSITIVE.
LOOK.
2084
01:44:58,098 --> 01:44:59,964
PLEASE TAKE IT.
2085
01:44:59,966 --> 01:45:02,100
WELL, THANK YOU
SO MUCH!
2086
01:45:03,770 --> 01:45:06,038
COURSE, IF
YOU'D RATHER HAVE
THE PINK ONE...
2087
01:45:06,173 --> 01:45:10,175
OH, NO, NO, NO!
I'M JUST DELIGHTED
WITH THE BLUE ONE.
2088
01:45:11,645 --> 01:45:14,579
WELL...
THERE YOU ARE.
2089
01:45:14,715 --> 01:45:16,115
ALL SET.
2090
01:45:17,584 --> 01:45:19,317
ANYTHING
I CAN DO?
2091
01:45:19,319 --> 01:45:21,653
ANYTHING YOU
WANT ME TO DO...
2092
01:45:21,788 --> 01:45:23,588
RALPH...JUST
LEAVE 'EM ALONE.
2093
01:45:23,724 --> 01:45:25,323
UH...
2094
01:45:25,325 --> 01:45:26,791
OH...YEAH.
2095
01:45:26,793 --> 01:45:27,860
GOOD NIGHT NOW.
2096
01:45:27,994 --> 01:45:29,261
GOOD NIGHT.
2097
01:45:29,396 --> 01:45:30,328
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
2098
01:45:30,330 --> 01:45:31,463
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
KIDS!
2099
01:45:31,598 --> 01:45:32,664
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
2100
01:45:32,799 --> 01:45:34,466
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
2101
01:45:58,092 --> 01:46:02,827
THAT LITTLE GIRL HAS
VERY FRENCHY TASTE
IN NIGHTIES.
2102
01:46:02,829 --> 01:46:04,263
SHE SURE HAS.
2103
01:46:05,366 --> 01:46:07,966
WELL...OH, BABY,
2104
01:46:07,968 --> 01:46:11,369
PLEASE DON'T USE
THAT VICKS VAPORUB
ON YOUR CHEST.
2105
01:46:11,371 --> 01:46:13,037
I'M NOT!
2106
01:46:13,173 --> 01:46:16,575
THIS IS HONEY
AND ALMOND CREAM
FOR MY HANDS.
2107
01:46:16,710 --> 01:46:19,144
OH! OH, WELL,
THAT'S BETTER.
2108
01:46:21,515 --> 01:46:25,384
Ralph: GET OFF!
WILL YOU GET OFF
THE BED, YOU?
2109
01:46:25,519 --> 01:46:27,619
Get off the bed!
2110
01:46:30,591 --> 01:46:33,292
WHAT ARE WE GOING
TO DO ABOUT HIM?
2111
01:46:34,728 --> 01:46:37,529
WELL, WHY DON'T
WE JUST, UH...
2112
01:46:37,664 --> 01:46:39,598
LET HIM STAY THERE,
2113
01:46:39,733 --> 01:46:43,135
AND...WE CAN USE
THE "HIS."
2114
01:46:52,079 --> 01:46:55,480
HEY...IN TEXAS, LET'S
GET A BIG ONE, HUH?
2115
01:46:55,616 --> 01:46:57,416
AND CALL IT "OURS."
2116
01:46:57,551 --> 01:46:59,017
THERE'S MORE DIGNITY
IN IT.
2117
01:46:59,019 --> 01:47:01,620
I MEAN, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE
TO LIE THERE WONDERING
2118
01:47:01,622 --> 01:47:05,991
IF YOU OUGHT TO MAKE
THAT LONG, DANGEROUS WALK
BETWEEN "HIS" AND "HERS."
2119
01:47:21,508 --> 01:47:23,375
COME ON TO BED.
2120
01:47:42,663 --> 01:47:44,129
RALPH?
2121
01:47:44,264 --> 01:47:46,598
YEAH?
2122
01:47:46,733 --> 01:47:49,468
DID YOU REALLY THINK
I WAS HOMELY?
2123
01:47:49,603 --> 01:47:51,870
OH, NO, NO,
DOTTY.
2124
01:47:51,872 --> 01:47:53,071
NO, HONEY.
2125
01:47:53,207 --> 01:47:54,739
YOU WERE NEVER
REALLY HOMELY.
2126
01:47:54,741 --> 01:47:57,609
YOU JUST HAD
SORT OF A...
2127
01:47:57,744 --> 01:48:01,079
OFF-BEAT FACE,
THAT'S ALL.
2128
01:48:11,892 --> 01:48:15,494
I GUESS
THEY'VE TALKED
THINGS OVER...
2129
01:48:15,496 --> 01:48:18,130
AND ARE WORKING
THINGS OUT.
2130
01:48:23,103 --> 01:48:28,240
I NEVER REALIZED
TILL NOW, THE SHAKES
ARE CATCHING.
2131
01:48:31,311 --> 01:48:32,778
LITTLE BIT...
2132
01:48:33,447 --> 01:48:36,515
WHAT IS IT, HONEY?
2133
01:48:36,517 --> 01:48:38,717
LITTLE BIT,
I SOMETIMES GIVE
THE IMPRESSION
2134
01:48:38,853 --> 01:48:43,722
OF BEING A VERY...
EFFICIENT TYPE
OF PERSON.
2135
01:48:43,724 --> 01:48:46,925
SORT OF...
SURE OF HISSELF.
2136
01:48:47,061 --> 01:48:48,927
TOUGH. LIKE I--
2137
01:48:49,063 --> 01:48:52,797
LIKE I THINK
I'M A SUPERMAN
OR SOMETHING.
2138
01:48:52,933 --> 01:48:57,736
YES. YOU DO GIVE
THAT IMPRESSION...
2139
01:48:57,872 --> 01:48:59,538
SOMETIMES, GEORGE.
2140
01:48:59,540 --> 01:49:03,275
WELL, THAT IS
NOT QUITE TRUE,
THAT IMPRESSION.
2141
01:49:03,410 --> 01:49:06,945
I AM ACTUALLY A VERY
NERVOUS TYPE OF PERSON.
2142
01:49:07,081 --> 01:49:10,549
I'M A VERY NERVOUS TYPE
OF PERSON RIGHT NOW.
2143
01:49:11,552 --> 01:49:13,318
I KNOW.
2144
01:49:16,290 --> 01:49:17,956
DO YOU, HONEY?
2145
01:49:20,427 --> 01:49:23,828
I EXPECT MOST MEN
ARE NERVOUS...
2146
01:49:23,964 --> 01:49:25,630
DON'T YOU?
2147
01:49:25,632 --> 01:49:27,866
AT THE BEGINNING.
2148
01:49:31,438 --> 01:49:33,037
OH...
2149
01:49:33,039 --> 01:49:36,709
THERE'S
ONE GOOD THING
ABOUT MARRIAGE.
2150
01:49:36,843 --> 01:49:39,111
WHAT? WHAT?
2151
01:49:40,714 --> 01:49:44,116
THERE'S
SO MUCH TIME.
2152
01:49:44,251 --> 01:49:48,520
NOTHING HAS
TO DEPEND JUST
ON ONE DAY...
2153
01:49:48,655 --> 01:49:51,790
OR ONE NIGHT.
2154
01:49:51,926 --> 01:49:55,460
YOU ALWAYS HAVE
ANOTHER CHANCE...
2155
01:49:55,462 --> 01:49:56,929
BOTH OF YOU.
2156
01:50:00,066 --> 01:50:03,068
BOY, I SURE WISH I HAD
THAT LITTLE BUZZER
2157
01:50:03,203 --> 01:50:06,271
THAT I HAD
AT THE BELVEDERE
GENERAL HOSPITAL.
2158
01:50:06,273 --> 01:50:08,673
HONEY, YOU DON'T
NEED IT ANYMORE.
2159
01:50:08,675 --> 01:50:12,211
I'M NOT WAY DOWN
AT THE END
OF A CORRIDOR.
2160
01:50:13,680 --> 01:50:15,581
I'M RIGHT HERE.
2161
01:50:17,818 --> 01:50:18,917
BZZZ!
2162
01:50:21,088 --> 01:50:23,488
BZZ-BZZ-BZZZ!
2163
01:50:24,825 --> 01:50:26,992
THAT FOR ME?
2164
01:50:27,962 --> 01:50:30,028
YES, MA'AM.
2165
01:50:30,030 --> 01:50:32,031
YOU COME ON OVER HERE.
2166
01:50:34,835 --> 01:50:36,268
NO.
2167
01:50:37,904 --> 01:50:40,339
NO, WHY DON'T
YOU COME HERE?
2168
01:50:41,442 --> 01:50:42,707
COME ON.
2169
01:50:42,843 --> 01:50:45,077
IT'S NICE
BY THE FIRE.
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