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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:37,424 --> 00:02:38,624 Guests: AW. 2 00:03:03,918 --> 00:03:05,183 OH... 3 00:03:05,319 --> 00:03:06,919 MRS. SLOVATNY! 4 00:03:12,993 --> 00:03:14,058 ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! 5 00:03:14,060 --> 00:03:15,527 BREAK IT UP. 6 00:03:15,662 --> 00:03:18,463 YOU'RE GOING ON OUR HONEYMOON WITH ME. 7 00:03:18,599 --> 00:03:20,165 COME ON. 8 00:03:23,003 --> 00:03:23,868 OH! 9 00:03:24,004 --> 00:03:25,203 OH. 10 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:33,612 BYE-BYE! 11 00:03:33,614 --> 00:03:34,780 GOOD-BYE! 12 00:03:34,782 --> 00:03:35,614 BYE! 13 00:03:35,616 --> 00:03:36,782 BYE-BYE! 14 00:03:36,784 --> 00:03:37,616 BYE! 15 00:03:37,618 --> 00:03:39,084 BYE-BYE! 16 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:40,452 BYE-BYE! 17 00:03:42,089 --> 00:03:43,221 ISABEL... 18 00:03:43,357 --> 00:03:45,424 THIS IS A 1939 19 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:47,225 BLACK CADILLAC STATION WAGON. 20 00:03:47,361 --> 00:03:49,027 IT'S NOT A HEARSE. 21 00:03:49,029 --> 00:03:50,429 BUT IF IT... 22 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:52,631 IF IT COMES FROM BURT MYERS' MORTUARY-- 23 00:03:52,633 --> 00:03:54,833 THEN IT'S A GREAT BUY AT 500 BUCKS, 24 00:03:54,835 --> 00:03:56,101 'CAUSE IT STANDS TO REASON 25 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:58,837 THAT WHOEVER DROVE IT FOR BURT MYERS' MORTUARY 26 00:03:58,839 --> 00:04:00,706 WAS NO HOT-RODDING KID. 27 00:04:02,442 --> 00:04:03,642 LOOK, LITTLE BIT, 28 00:04:03,778 --> 00:04:06,311 SAY YOU CARRY COAL A COUPLE OF TIMES IN A-- 29 00:04:06,446 --> 00:04:07,912 IN A THUNDERBIRD. 30 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:09,114 DOESN'T NECESSARILY 31 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:11,049 MAKE THE THUNDERBIRD A COAL TRUCK, DOES IT? 32 00:04:11,185 --> 00:04:12,050 NO. 33 00:04:12,186 --> 00:04:14,252 BUT IF... 34 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:16,454 BUT IF THIS CAR... 35 00:04:16,456 --> 00:04:20,659 HAS GONE 147,000 MILES... 36 00:04:20,795 --> 00:04:22,126 WHAT WAS CARRIED IN IT 37 00:04:22,128 --> 00:04:25,197 WAS CARRIED IN IT MORE THAN A COUPLE OF TIMES. 38 00:04:27,668 --> 00:04:29,201 IT'S NOT THAT I MIND, GEORGE, 39 00:04:29,336 --> 00:04:30,935 IT'S JUST THAT... 40 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:33,271 IT WAS SUCH A SURPRISE. 41 00:04:33,407 --> 00:04:35,740 I MEAN, AT FIRST GLANCE, RIGHT AFTER GETTING MARRIED. 42 00:04:35,742 --> 00:04:38,677 OH, YOU SURE WERE HAPPY ABOUT THAT, TOO. 43 00:04:38,813 --> 00:04:40,278 BAWLING OVER THAT HEAD NURSE 44 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,547 LIKE SHE WAS YOUR LAST FRIEND IN THE WORLD. 45 00:04:42,683 --> 00:04:44,549 AND AFTER TELLING ME 100 TIMES 46 00:04:44,685 --> 00:04:46,551 WHAT A BLOOD-SUCKING OLD HARPY SHE IS. 47 00:04:46,687 --> 00:04:49,488 WELL, I'M SORRY YOU THINK I'M A HYPOCRITE. 48 00:04:49,490 --> 00:04:51,155 NO, LITTLE BIT, I DIDN'T CALL YOU-- 49 00:04:51,157 --> 00:04:53,358 IT'S JUST I HAD A MOMENT OF FEELING LONELY-- 50 00:04:53,494 --> 00:04:55,694 GETTING MARRIED WITHOUT DADDY 51 00:04:55,830 --> 00:04:57,496 OR POOR MAMA BEING THERE 52 00:04:57,498 --> 00:04:59,297 AND GOING OFF TO A STRANGE PLACE... 53 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:01,299 WAIT. YOU PICKED MIAMI! 54 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:04,969 WITH A STRANGE MAN I'M NOT EVEN RELATED TO... 55 00:05:05,105 --> 00:05:06,438 IN A HEARSE! 56 00:05:06,573 --> 00:05:07,906 ALL OF A SUDDEN, 57 00:05:07,908 --> 00:05:10,709 I THOUGHT AT LEAST I KNOW MRS. SLOVATNY. 58 00:05:10,711 --> 00:05:12,444 MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE GOING TO MIAMI, FLORIDA 59 00:05:12,579 --> 00:05:14,446 WITH MRS. SLOVATNY. 60 00:05:14,581 --> 00:05:16,648 I DON'T WANNA GO WITH MRS. SLOVATNY. 61 00:05:16,783 --> 00:05:18,783 I WANNA GO WITH YOU 'CAUSE I LOVE YOU-- 62 00:05:18,785 --> 00:05:20,785 WHICH IS WHY I MARRIED YOU! 63 00:05:20,787 --> 00:05:22,387 ONLY THAT LITTLE FACT 64 00:05:22,523 --> 00:05:24,322 WOULD BE A LITTLE EASIER TO REMEMBER 65 00:05:24,458 --> 00:05:25,790 IF YOU'D STOP SHOUTING AT ME! 66 00:05:25,792 --> 00:05:27,059 WHO'S SHOUTING?! 67 00:05:27,194 --> 00:05:29,327 'CAUSE I'M NOT USED TO BEING SHOUTED AT! 68 00:05:35,269 --> 00:05:37,135 Singers: ¶ JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS ¶ 69 00:05:37,137 --> 00:05:39,071 A RADIO IN A... 70 00:05:39,206 --> 00:05:41,673 ¶ OH, WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE ¶ 71 00:05:41,808 --> 00:05:43,675 ¶ IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH ¶ 72 00:05:43,810 --> 00:05:45,610 ¶ JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS ¶ 73 00:05:45,612 --> 00:05:47,479 ¶ JINGLE ALL THE WAY ¶ 74 00:05:47,614 --> 00:05:49,147 I GUESS THEY MUST'VE PLAYED IT 75 00:05:49,149 --> 00:05:50,615 ON THE WAY BACK. 76 00:05:50,617 --> 00:05:51,616 ¶ IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH ¶ 77 00:05:51,752 --> 00:05:54,219 ¶ DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW ¶ 78 00:05:54,221 --> 00:05:56,088 ¶ IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH ¶ 79 00:05:56,223 --> 00:05:58,290 ¶ O'ER THE FIELDS WE GO... ¶ 80 00:06:09,904 --> 00:06:12,304 OHH. THINK IT'LL BE A WHITE CHRISTMAS, HONEY? 81 00:06:12,439 --> 00:06:13,572 WON'T MATTER TO US. 82 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:16,308 WE GONNA BE LYING ON THE NICE, WARM SAND 83 00:06:16,443 --> 00:06:18,577 IN MIAMI, FLORIDA. 84 00:06:18,579 --> 00:06:19,778 HMM. 85 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:21,380 HEY, LITTLE BIT, 86 00:06:21,515 --> 00:06:23,181 TAKE A LOOK BACK AT ST. LOUIS. 87 00:06:23,317 --> 00:06:25,117 MAY BE YOUR LAST LOOK. 88 00:06:25,252 --> 00:06:26,184 I DID IT, HONEY. 89 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:28,754 I QUIT MY JOB YESTERDAY. 90 00:06:31,258 --> 00:06:32,958 GEORGE HAVERSTICK. 91 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:35,660 YEP. 92 00:06:35,662 --> 00:06:38,797 I DON'T THINK THAT'S ONE BIT AMUSING. 93 00:06:38,799 --> 00:06:40,332 I'M TELLIN-- 94 00:06:40,467 --> 00:06:42,267 GEORGE, I... 95 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:45,738 I THOUGHT MARRIED PEOPLE WERE SUPPOSED TO... 96 00:06:45,872 --> 00:06:48,140 DISCUSS IMPORTANT DECISIONS WITH EACH OTHER. 97 00:06:48,275 --> 00:06:49,674 4:00 YESTERDAY AFTERNOON, 98 00:06:49,810 --> 00:06:51,744 WHEN I MADE THAT PARTICULAR DECISION, 99 00:06:51,878 --> 00:06:53,011 WE WEREN'T MARRIED. 100 00:06:53,147 --> 00:06:54,613 WELL, WE ARE NOW. 101 00:06:54,615 --> 00:06:55,647 OH, THAT'S THE TRUTH. 102 00:06:55,649 --> 00:06:57,616 OH. 103 00:06:57,618 --> 00:06:59,684 MIND TELLING ME WHAT WE ARE GONNA DO? 104 00:06:59,686 --> 00:07:01,686 WE'RE GONNA GO TO MIAMI, FLORIDA 105 00:07:01,688 --> 00:07:03,822 AND LIE ON THE NICE, WARM SAND. 106 00:07:03,824 --> 00:07:05,890 OH, NO WE ARE NOT. 107 00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:09,894 WE ARE GONNA FIND YOU A JOB. 108 00:07:09,896 --> 00:07:13,698 WE'LL TALK ABOUT WHAT KIND OF A JOB TONIGHT. 109 00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:14,767 OH, I... 110 00:07:14,901 --> 00:07:16,168 I MEAN... 111 00:07:16,303 --> 00:07:19,171 NO, I MEAN, LIKE WHILE WE'RE HAVING DINNER? 112 00:07:19,306 --> 00:07:21,774 AND THEN WE'LL START LOOKING TOMORROW. 113 00:07:21,908 --> 00:07:23,175 AND WE WON'T STOP 114 00:07:23,310 --> 00:07:26,278 UNTIL WE FIND WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR. 115 00:07:29,650 --> 00:07:31,716 HONEY, I WAS JUST TRYING TO SH-- 116 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:39,792 Rockabilly singers: ¶ JINGLE BELLS ¶ 117 00:07:39,926 --> 00:07:41,526 ¶ JINGLE BELLS ¶ 118 00:07:41,528 --> 00:07:43,195 ¶ JINGLE ALL THE WAY ¶ 119 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:47,265 ¶ OH, WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE ¶ 120 00:07:47,267 --> 00:07:48,333 George: INFORMATION? 121 00:07:48,469 --> 00:07:50,669 I'D LIKE THE NUMBER OF MR. RALPH BATES. 122 00:07:50,805 --> 00:07:52,004 HIGH POINT, TENNESSEE. 123 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:53,738 WILL YOU GET IT FOR ME? 124 00:07:53,874 --> 00:07:55,207 THANK YOU, OPERATOR. 125 00:08:05,952 --> 00:08:06,819 HELLO. 126 00:08:06,953 --> 00:08:08,821 THIS IS GEORGE HAVERSTICK. 127 00:08:08,955 --> 00:08:10,422 IS MR. BATES AT HOME? 128 00:08:10,557 --> 00:08:12,557 HE'S AT THE CHRISTMAS PARTY AT THE OFFICE? 129 00:08:12,559 --> 00:08:15,760 YOU TELL HIM I'LL CALL HIM IN THE MORNING WHEN HE SOBERS UP. 130 00:08:15,896 --> 00:08:17,496 THANK YOU. 131 00:08:18,765 --> 00:08:21,233 ¶ ...ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH ¶ 132 00:08:21,368 --> 00:08:22,367 ¶ JINGLE BELLS ¶ 133 00:08:22,503 --> 00:08:23,235 ¶ JINGLE BELLS ¶ 134 00:08:23,370 --> 00:08:25,303 ¶ JINGLE ALL THE WAY ¶ 135 00:08:25,305 --> 00:08:26,839 YEAH, THAT'S ME. 136 00:08:28,575 --> 00:08:30,775 LUCKY. 137 00:08:30,777 --> 00:08:33,311 SOMETHING TO WARM YOU UP, MACK, YOU KNOW? 138 00:08:33,313 --> 00:08:34,713 I DON'T NEED THAT! 139 00:08:34,849 --> 00:08:36,248 I JUST LIKE IT. 140 00:08:37,451 --> 00:08:41,453 ¶ ...ALL THE WAY ¶ 141 00:08:41,588 --> 00:08:43,321 WELL... 142 00:08:43,323 --> 00:08:46,124 IT'LL MAKE A CUTE STORY TO TELL, UH, 143 00:08:46,126 --> 00:08:47,459 TELL PEOPLE, WON'T IT? 144 00:08:47,594 --> 00:08:48,993 I MEAN, 145 00:08:48,995 --> 00:08:51,396 HAVING OUR WEDDING DINNER IN A PLACE LIKE THIS. 146 00:08:51,532 --> 00:08:54,132 WHAT'S A MATTER WITH A PLACE LIKE THIS? 147 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:55,800 I JUST MEAN IT'S, UH, 148 00:08:55,936 --> 00:08:57,669 A LITTLE UNCONVENTIONAL. 149 00:08:57,804 --> 00:09:00,338 THAT'S WHAT SO CUTE ABOUT IT. 150 00:09:00,340 --> 00:09:03,408 MIGHT DO US SOME GOOD AT THAT. 151 00:09:03,544 --> 00:09:06,879 IT'S GETTING COLD IN THAT CAR. 152 00:09:07,013 --> 00:09:09,081 A LITTLE COLD ALL OVER. 153 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:10,482 I NOTICED. 154 00:09:10,617 --> 00:09:12,851 WELL, DOWN THE HATCH. 155 00:09:15,890 --> 00:09:17,355 YOU AREN'T GONNA GET INTOXICATED, 156 00:09:17,491 --> 00:09:18,991 ARE YOU, HONEY? 157 00:09:20,961 --> 00:09:22,160 I--I MEAN, 158 00:09:22,162 --> 00:09:24,829 YOU'VE ALREADY HAD QUITE A LOT OF BEER, DEAR. 159 00:09:24,831 --> 00:09:28,233 WHEN WE WERE GOING AROUND, YOU DIDN'T KEEP A TALLY ON WHAT I DRANK. 160 00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:29,701 I'M NOT KEEPING A TALLY. I-- 161 00:09:29,836 --> 00:09:32,104 THAT'S GOOD, BECAUSE NOBODY IS GONNA COUNT DRINKS 162 00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:33,638 ON GEORGE HAVERSTICK. 163 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:34,639 THAT-A-BOY! 164 00:09:34,641 --> 00:09:36,441 YOU TELL HER! 165 00:09:36,443 --> 00:09:37,842 Man: ALRIGHT, KID. 166 00:09:45,119 --> 00:09:46,718 YOU WANT SOME KETCHUP? 167 00:09:48,054 --> 00:09:49,254 NO, THANK YOU. 168 00:09:58,465 --> 00:10:00,132 LOOKS... 169 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:01,800 LOOKS LIKE QUITE A GOOD STEAK. 170 00:10:01,936 --> 00:10:03,635 THERE IS NOTHING LIKE A GOOD STEAK. 171 00:10:08,809 --> 00:10:09,975 MMM. 172 00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:13,612 DID YOU GET YOUR FRIEND RALPH BATES? 173 00:10:13,614 --> 00:10:15,747 NO, I TALKED TO THE BABY-SITTER. 174 00:10:15,882 --> 00:10:18,483 SEE, RALPH WAS OUT AT A PARTY WITH HIS FRAU. 175 00:10:18,619 --> 00:10:19,551 MMM. 176 00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:23,488 WHAT KIND OF CHILD DO THEY HAVE--THE BATES'? 177 00:10:23,624 --> 00:10:26,291 MMM. A BOY OR A GIRL? 178 00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:29,027 ONE OR THE OTHER. 179 00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:31,563 OHH. 180 00:10:31,698 --> 00:10:33,431 MMM. YOU GONNA BE CRAZY ABOUT OLD RALPH. 181 00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:35,300 WHEN WE WERE IN KOREA TOGETHER, 182 00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:39,704 EVERY GUY IN THE AIR FORCE WOULD GO TO HIM, WHEN THINGS GOT FOULED UP. 183 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:42,507 THERE'S SOMETHING I WANNA TALK TO HIM ABOUT. 184 00:10:42,509 --> 00:10:44,777 IT'S NOT A JOB, ACTUALLY. IT'S MORE OF A-- 185 00:10:44,911 --> 00:10:46,779 OF AN OPPORTUNITY. 186 00:10:46,913 --> 00:10:49,047 ONE THAT'D SET ME UP FOR LIFE. 187 00:10:49,183 --> 00:10:50,715 WE GONNA STOP OFF THERE TOMORROW. 188 00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:54,186 YOU'RE ROUSING MY CURIOSITY. 189 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:55,988 AFTER I TALK IT OVER WITH RALPH. 190 00:10:56,122 --> 00:10:59,458 IF I CAN ONLY WAIT TILL TOMORROW TO DISCUSS THE ASPECTS WITH HIM. 191 00:10:59,593 --> 00:11:02,260 MY GOODNESS. IF IT'S ALL THAT IMPORTANT, 192 00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:05,330 WE SHOULD JUST DRIVE ALL NIGHT 193 00:11:05,466 --> 00:11:07,199 TO HIGH POINT, TENNESSEE. 194 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:10,002 I'D LIKE TO, BUT I DON'T KNOW HIS WIFE. 195 00:11:10,137 --> 00:11:12,537 TO BARGE IN ON THEM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE-- 196 00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:15,207 OH, THAT WOULD BE INCONSIDERATE, WOULDN'T IT? 197 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:16,941 ALMOST AS INCONSIDERATE 198 00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:19,411 AS DRIVING ALL NIGHT WOULD BE TO ME! 199 00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:22,214 AND YOU--AND YOU DON'T KNOW ME VERY WELL, EITHER. 200 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,949 OR WANT TO, IT LOOKS LIKE. 201 00:11:25,085 --> 00:11:26,084 WHAT'S A MATTER WITH YOU? 202 00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:27,152 WITH ME?! 203 00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:28,420 MOST MEN IN YOUR POSITION 204 00:11:28,555 --> 00:11:30,489 WOULD BE THINKING ABOUT THEIR BRIDES RIGHT NOW, 205 00:11:30,624 --> 00:11:34,559 NOT LIFE OPPORTUNITIES OR ANYTHING ELSE-- 206 00:11:34,561 --> 00:11:39,832 ABOUT IF I WAS COLD OR NERVOUS OR TIRED. 207 00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:41,633 ABOUT FINDING A NICE PLACE TO STAY. 208 00:11:41,768 --> 00:11:44,236 I PICKED A PLACE ON THE WAY TO MIAMI, FLORIDA. 209 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:48,573 MOST MEN ON THEIR WEDDING NIGHT WOULD SHOW A LITTLE INTEREST IN THAT WEDDING NIGHT. 210 00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:51,643 THAT'S WHY I SAY IF THERE'S SOMETHING THE MATTER WITH ONE OF US, 211 00:11:51,778 --> 00:11:55,180 GEORGE HAVERSTICK, THAT ONE IS NOT ME. 212 00:12:01,655 --> 00:12:02,721 AHEM. 213 00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:03,722 OH. 214 00:12:03,724 --> 00:12:05,123 COME ON. 215 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:06,925 GEORGE, UH... I GOT UPSET BECAUSE-- 216 00:12:07,061 --> 00:12:10,328 I KNOW. GET UP. I THOUGHT YOU JUST RARING TO GO. 217 00:12:10,464 --> 00:12:11,263 GO WHERE?! 218 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:13,465 I AM NOT GONNA GO JUST ANYWHERE. 219 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,133 I WOULDN'T DREAM 220 00:12:15,269 --> 00:12:17,436 OF TAKING YOU JUST ANYWHERE. 221 00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:30,282 HEY, MISTER, CAN YOU-- 222 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,217 SHH. FOLKS IS SLEEPING. 223 00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:34,019 I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF-- 224 00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:41,460 ARE WE GONNA STAY HERE? 225 00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:44,496 00 IN THE MORNING. 226 00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:47,099 YOU WANT US TO KEEP DRIVING? 227 00:12:48,635 --> 00:12:52,037 MAY I HAVE MY LITTLE BLUE ZIPPER BAG, PLEASE, GEORGE? 228 00:13:10,925 --> 00:13:11,990 AAH! 229 00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:13,425 OH! 230 00:13:13,427 --> 00:13:14,426 OOH. 231 00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:16,661 OH. 232 00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:18,163 OH. OH! 233 00:13:34,749 --> 00:13:37,149 NOT BAD, HUH? OR IT WON'T BE ONCE IT'S WARM. 234 00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:49,161 LOOKS CLEAN ANYWAY. 235 00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:50,796 COME ON IN, LITTLE BIT. STAY AWHILE. 236 00:14:43,684 --> 00:14:44,516 AH. 237 00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:52,758 WHOA. 238 00:15:02,969 --> 00:15:04,336 OH. 239 00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:11,210 SKIP. SKIP! 240 00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:13,846 Where's Mommy? 241 00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:15,214 IN THE KITCHEN. 242 00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:20,318 DON'T DO THAT, SKIP. 243 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,387 SKIP. NO. IT'S TOO EARLY IN THE MORNING. 244 00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:24,122 DON'T DO THAT. PLEASE. 245 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,591 THANK YOU, BOY. 246 00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:40,839 AHEM. 247 00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:43,709 STILL TALKING TO ME? 248 00:15:47,214 --> 00:15:49,782 ALRIGHT, DON'T DIE. 249 00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:54,819 YOU ACTED LIKE ANYONE WITH 5 DOUBLE-MARTINIS IN HIM. 250 00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:56,088 NO BETTER, NO WORSE. 251 00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:58,924 OH. 252 00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:01,527 WHEW. 253 00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:03,828 HOW'S THE HEAD? 254 00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:05,430 GUESS. 255 00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:07,299 COME ON, HAVE SOME COFFEE. YOU'LL FEEL BETTER. 256 00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:09,301 NO, I WON'T. NO. 257 00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:12,771 IF YOU'D HOLLER AT ME, AND TELL ME I DISGRACED YOU AT THE PARTY, 258 00:16:12,907 --> 00:16:14,506 THEN I MIGHT FEEL BETTER. 259 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:17,442 GONNA HAVE TO FEEL BETTER SOME OTHER WAY. 260 00:16:17,578 --> 00:16:19,177 LIKE, FOR INSTANCE... 261 00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:20,645 FOR INSTANCE WHAT? 262 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,981 SEEING DADDY THE MINUTE YOU GET TO THE PLANT. 263 00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:24,316 APOLOGIZING. 264 00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:27,319 DADDY DOESN'T FEEL WELL, JUNIOR. 265 00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:29,321 YOU GO PLAY SOMEWHERE ELSE LIKE A GOOD BOY. 266 00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:30,855 YOU GOT A STOMACH ACHE? 267 00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:33,858 MMM. AMONG OTHER THINGS. 268 00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:36,394 DOTTY, CAN'T YOU GET THAT DOLL AWAY FROM HIM? HUH? 269 00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:37,996 DOESN'T LOOK NICE FOR A BOY. 270 00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,798 HE'S ONLY 4 YEARS OLD. 271 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:43,736 WELL, THAT'S NONE TOO SOON TO GET WHAT HE IS FIRMLY FIXED IN HIS MIND. 272 00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:46,271 AND WILL YOU STOP CALLING HIM JUNIOR? 273 00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:48,607 PLEASE. AS A PERSONAL FAVOR. 274 00:16:48,742 --> 00:16:52,544 HONEY, I KNOW YOU HATE THE IDEA OF APOLOGIZING TO DADDY. 275 00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:59,418 YOU BETTER BRIEF ME ON LAST NIGHT. 276 00:16:59,553 --> 00:17:00,819 I WOULDN'T WANT TO APOLOGIZE 277 00:17:00,821 --> 00:17:02,687 FOR SOMETHING I MIGHT'VE FORGOTTEN TO SAY. 278 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,423 OH, YOU DIDN'T FORGET MUCH. 279 00:17:04,558 --> 00:17:06,425 YOU SAID YOU HAD BATTLE FATIGUE 280 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:08,560 FROM LISTENING TO HIM BORE PEOPLE. 281 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,629 THEN WHEN THE OTHERS SAID THEY WEREN'T BORED, 282 00:17:10,765 --> 00:17:13,832 YOU SAID YOU HAD TO GIVE HIM CREDIT--DADDY-- 283 00:17:13,968 --> 00:17:16,769 BECAUSE IT TOOK TALENT TO TURN A WHOLE ROOMFUL OF PEOPLE 284 00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:20,172 INTO MEALY-MOUTHED HYPOCRITES LIKE HIMSELF. 285 00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:22,507 YOU SURE I WAS DRUNK? 286 00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:24,543 OKAY, OKAY. ANYTHING ELSE? 287 00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:29,782 OH, NEVERMIND. JUST LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF IT. 288 00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:32,184 ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS MARCH INTO HIS OFFICE, 289 00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:34,919 TELL HIM YOU HAD TOO MUCH CHRISTMAS CHEER AND YOU 290 00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:36,254 DIDN'T MEAN A WORD. 291 00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:38,456 THAT'S THE BRIGHT SIDE, HUH? 292 00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:41,726 JUST BE HONEST WITH HIM, RALPHIE. 293 00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,862 YOU'LL BE SURPRISED HOW HE RESPONDS. 294 00:17:43,998 --> 00:17:46,064 YOU WERE DRUNK AND THE TRUTH CAME OUT! 295 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:48,467 I HAD NO RIGHT TO SAY WHAT I DID. 296 00:17:48,469 --> 00:17:50,335 NOT AT YOUR PARTY IN YOUR HOUSE. 297 00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:51,670 THAT'S WHAT I'M APOLOGIZING FOR. 298 00:17:51,806 --> 00:17:54,939 IT'S YOUR ATTITUDE YOU OUGHT TO APOLOGIZE FOR-- 299 00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:57,742 WHICH I'VE HAD A BELLYFUL OF. IT AIN'T RESPECTFUL. 300 00:17:57,878 --> 00:18:00,278 I'VE NEVER SAID A DISRESPECTFUL WORD TO YOU IN MY LIFE... 301 00:18:00,414 --> 00:18:01,413 TILL LAST NIGHT. 302 00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:03,415 YOU'VE NEVER SAID A GOOD WORD, EITHER. 303 00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:05,350 I GIVE YOU A GREAT OPPORTUNITY HERE, 304 00:18:05,486 --> 00:18:06,685 WHICH ANY OTHER YOUNG FELLA 305 00:18:06,687 --> 00:18:08,620 WOULD GET DOWN ON HIS KNEES FOR. 306 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,755 THE SAME OPPORTUNITY MY FATHER-IN-LAW, 307 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:13,492 THE LAST PRESIDENT OF REGAL DAIRY, GAVE ME. 308 00:18:13,494 --> 00:18:15,160 ONLY I DIDN'T SNEER AT HIM. 309 00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:16,495 I WAS GRATEFUL. 310 00:18:16,497 --> 00:18:19,431 LIKE YOU OUGHT TO BE GRATEFUL. 311 00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:22,567 FOR WHAT? I EARN EVERY PENNY I GET HERE. 312 00:18:22,703 --> 00:18:25,370 I EARN A LOT MORE PENNIES THAN I GET HERE. 313 00:18:25,506 --> 00:18:27,572 AH, SO THAT'S THE GRIPE, IS IT? 314 00:18:27,708 --> 00:18:30,042 THE BIG WAR HERO'S ALL BURNED UP 315 00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:32,845 BECAUSE HE DIDN'T GET A CHRISTMAS RAISE OR PROMOTION. 316 00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:35,380 WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, YOUNG FELLA. 317 00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:37,449 THE WAY I'M BEGINNING TO FEEL ABOUT YOU, 318 00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:40,385 YOU'RE LUCKY YOU STILL HAVE A JOB. 319 00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:42,921 ALIGHT. 320 00:18:42,923 --> 00:18:45,724 YOU TOLD ME. 321 00:18:45,726 --> 00:18:47,960 NOW, LET ME TELL YOU. 322 00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:50,795 DON'T WANNA HEAR ABOUT IT. 323 00:18:50,931 --> 00:18:52,865 NO, NO. OH, BUT I WANNA SAY IT-- 324 00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:55,400 JUST WHAT I THINK ABOUT THIS GREAT JOB 325 00:18:55,536 --> 00:18:58,002 AND WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH IT. 326 00:18:58,004 --> 00:18:59,471 AND YOU LET HIM?! 327 00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:02,140 WHY IF YOU'D EVER TALKED THAT WAY TO MY DADDY, 328 00:19:02,276 --> 00:19:04,943 HE'D HAVE HORSEWHIPPED YOU. 329 00:19:04,945 --> 00:19:07,145 I AM NOT CRITICIZING, STUART. 330 00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:09,147 I AM JUST STATING A FACT. 331 00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:11,416 STUART. STUART, LISTEN. 332 00:19:11,552 --> 00:19:13,618 STUART, YOU HAD BETTER TAKE A BICARB. 333 00:19:13,754 --> 00:19:16,889 I DON'T WANT TO BE UP ALL NIGHT WITH YOUR STOMACH. 334 00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:21,093 WELL, YOUR FINE HUSBAND HAS JUST... 335 00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:22,895 Q-U-I-T HIS JOB. 336 00:19:24,298 --> 00:19:25,164 RALPH? 337 00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:27,766 OH, NO. 338 00:19:27,902 --> 00:19:30,635 THAT MAN OUGHT TO BE GRATEFUL EVERY DAY OF HIS LIFE 339 00:19:30,771 --> 00:19:32,905 THAT YOUR DADDY TOOK HIM INTO THE BUSINESS. 340 00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:35,307 B-BUT HE ACTS LIKE HE'S DONE US THE FAVOR. 341 00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:38,977 TREATS YOU LIKE A DOORMAT, A--A PIECE OF FURNITURE. 342 00:19:38,979 --> 00:19:41,045 I THINK YOU OUGHT TO FIND OUT 343 00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:44,583 EXACTLY WHERE IT IS THAT YOU STAND. 344 00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:47,319 WHY... 345 00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:53,325 RALPH IS WALKING OUT ON REGAL DAIRY PRODUCTS, 346 00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:55,193 NOT ON ME. 347 00:19:55,329 --> 00:19:56,995 ONCE THEY START WALKING OUT, 348 00:19:57,131 --> 00:19:59,464 WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY'LL WALK OUT ON. 349 00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:00,599 WELL, GIRLS, 350 00:20:00,601 --> 00:20:01,733 WHAT'S NEW? 351 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,168 HI, SKIPPY BOY. 352 00:20:06,006 --> 00:20:07,873 I SEE YOU KNOW WHAT'S NEW. 353 00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:11,810 I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS GONNA DO IT, BABY. 354 00:20:11,946 --> 00:20:14,146 I JUST GOT CARRIED AWAY. 355 00:20:14,281 --> 00:20:17,216 HEY, BUT I KNEW YOU'D GO ALONG WITH ME. 356 00:20:19,754 --> 00:20:22,354 YOU--YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME A THOUGHT. ME OR JUNIOR. 357 00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:23,488 HONEY-- 358 00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:24,356 YOU NEVER DO. 359 00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:26,424 PLEASE DON'T CALL HIM JUNIOR. 360 00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:28,026 I'LL CALL HIM ANYTHING I WANT. 361 00:20:28,162 --> 00:20:32,430 I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE ORDERS FROM YOU ABOUT WHAT TO CALL HIM! 362 00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:34,366 OKAY. 363 00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:37,169 THEN IT'S EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF. 364 00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:40,305 AND I'LL START WITH THAT NEW DOLL YOU SO KINDLY BOUGHT HIM. 365 00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:41,706 HEY, SKIPPY BOY. 366 00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:43,575 I'M NOT BITING MY NAILS. 367 00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:44,843 THEY'RE YOUR NAILS. 368 00:20:44,979 --> 00:20:46,845 YOU WANNA BITE THEM, BITE THEM. 369 00:20:46,981 --> 00:20:49,648 HEY, LISTEN, SKIP, YOU WANNA KNOW SOMETHING? 370 00:20:49,650 --> 00:20:51,249 RIGHT THIS MINUTE, SANTA CLAUS IS COMING 371 00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:53,986 WITH A LOT OF NEW STUFF FOR YOU. BOY STUFF. 372 00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:56,655 A REINDEER. I ASKED HIM IN A DEPARTMENT STORE. 373 00:20:56,657 --> 00:21:00,993 OH, UH, YEAH, A REINDEER OR A FOOTBALL. 374 00:21:01,128 --> 00:21:02,728 A REINDEER! 375 00:21:05,666 --> 00:21:07,766 WELL, THAT'S UP TO SANTA CLAUS, SKIP. 376 00:21:09,603 --> 00:21:10,803 ANYWAY, YOU WON'T BE NEEDING 377 00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:13,071 THIS SISSY JUNK ANYMORE, WILL YOU, HMM? 378 00:21:13,073 --> 00:21:13,939 NAH. 379 00:21:15,009 --> 00:21:16,809 MY MOTHER GAVE HIM THAT DOLL! 380 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:19,944 NEXT TIME, SHE'LL KNOW BETTER. 381 00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:23,682 ALRIGHT, DOROTHEA, LET'S GO HOME. 382 00:21:23,684 --> 00:21:25,950 OH, NO, I'M NOT GOING HOME WITH YOU. 383 00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:28,687 NOT TILL I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE I STAND. 384 00:21:28,823 --> 00:21:31,155 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, HONEY? 385 00:21:31,157 --> 00:21:33,758 YOU STAND EXACTLY WHERE YOU'VE ALWAYS STOOD. 386 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:36,094 I'M JUST LIKE A-- LIKE A DOORMAT TO YOU. 387 00:21:36,096 --> 00:21:38,030 A PIECE OF FURNITURE YOU'RE SO USED TO 388 00:21:38,165 --> 00:21:39,631 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT'S THERE! 389 00:21:39,766 --> 00:21:42,967 LET'S GO HOME, HUH? I'LL GIVE YOU ALL THE HOLLERING TIME YOU WANT, 390 00:21:43,103 --> 00:21:45,237 BUT AT OUR HOUSE, NOT HERE IN ENEMY TERRITORY. 391 00:21:45,372 --> 00:21:48,573 "ENEMY TERRITORY?!" THIS IS MY PARENT'S HOME AND IF YOU-- 392 00:21:48,709 --> 00:21:49,775 AAH! 393 00:21:51,578 --> 00:21:52,711 HONEY, IS HE ALRIGHT? 394 00:21:52,713 --> 00:21:54,246 YOU GO AWAY. 395 00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:57,182 YOU GET OUT OF HERE, BECAUSE I'M NEVER GOING HOME WITH YOU. 396 00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:59,317 DOTTY, YOU KNOW YOU DON'T MEAN THAT. 397 00:21:59,453 --> 00:22:00,719 DON'T TELL ME WHAT I MEAN. 398 00:22:00,855 --> 00:22:03,655 I DON'T NEED YOU TO TELL ME WHAT I MEAN. 399 00:22:03,790 --> 00:22:06,591 WHEN YOU STOP BEING HYSTERICAL, CALL ME. 400 00:22:06,727 --> 00:22:07,960 I'LL COME AND GET YOU. 401 00:22:32,953 --> 00:22:36,221 WELL, THANK YOU, HIGH POINT SUPERMARKET. 402 00:22:47,234 --> 00:22:49,434 GO AHEAD. GO ON, STRONGHEART. YOU WON'T MELT. 403 00:22:49,570 --> 00:22:51,169 GO ON, BOY. 404 00:22:54,241 --> 00:22:55,240 GO ON. 405 00:23:04,251 --> 00:23:05,517 OH, NO. 406 00:23:05,652 --> 00:23:07,452 OH, NO, YOU DON'T, YOU SLOB. 407 00:23:07,454 --> 00:23:08,387 OUTSIDE OR NOTHING. 408 00:24:24,331 --> 00:24:26,999 YES? 409 00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:31,135 OH, UH, YEAH, YEAH, OPERATOR, THIS IS HIM. 410 00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:32,471 GEORGE? 411 00:24:32,606 --> 00:24:35,007 WELL, HOW ARE YOU? IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU CALLED BACK. 412 00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:37,209 I GOT YOUR MESSAGE. WHAT YOU BEEN UP TO? 413 00:24:37,344 --> 00:24:40,345 I'M UP TO MY NECK IN TROUBLES, BUDDY. I GOT HITCHED! 414 00:24:40,347 --> 00:24:43,147 YOU GOT MARRIED?! WELL, I'LL BE... 415 00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:45,350 NOTHING GREAT ABOUT IT. I WISH I WAS BACK-- 416 00:24:45,486 --> 00:24:47,752 HEY, HEY, HEY. HOLD ON, BOY. 417 00:24:47,888 --> 00:24:51,490 HEY, NOW, WHOA, WHOA. 418 00:24:51,625 --> 00:24:54,026 DID YOU EVER HEAR OF A GIRL ACTING LIKE THAT?! 419 00:24:54,161 --> 00:24:55,894 NOW, YOU TELL THE TRUTH, MAN! 420 00:24:55,896 --> 00:24:57,295 SON, THIS IS ALL PERFECTLY NATURAL. 421 00:24:57,431 --> 00:24:59,631 YOU JUST GOING THROUGH A PERIOD OF ADJUSTMENT. 422 00:24:59,766 --> 00:25:02,034 A WEEK AND YOU'LL BE LAUGHING AT YOURSELF. 423 00:25:02,169 --> 00:25:03,368 WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'LL BE-- 424 00:25:03,504 --> 00:25:05,103 NO, NO, GEORGE. I'M NOT LAUGHING. 425 00:25:05,239 --> 00:25:06,905 I SAID YOU'D BE LAUGHING. 426 00:25:07,041 --> 00:25:08,841 YOU JUST HAUL YOUR KEISTER OVER HERE, OKAY? 427 00:25:08,975 --> 00:25:10,375 WHERE ARE YOU NOW? 428 00:25:10,377 --> 00:25:14,579 I AM IN HELL, THAT'S WHERE I AM. I AM IN HELL. 429 00:25:14,581 --> 00:25:17,115 NO, I MEAN GEOGRAPHICALLY, BOY. 430 00:25:17,117 --> 00:25:19,317 FINE, FINE. NOW, YOU JUST KEEP RIGHT ON IT 431 00:25:19,453 --> 00:25:21,353 TILL YOU GET TO CHANCELLORVILLE. 432 00:25:21,355 --> 00:25:22,454 YEAH. 433 00:25:29,864 --> 00:25:31,997 $3.50, BUD. ALL YOUR TROUBLES ARE OVER. 434 00:25:38,605 --> 00:25:39,405 YEAH. 435 00:25:50,484 --> 00:25:51,349 GEORGE? 436 00:25:51,485 --> 00:25:52,350 HEY, RALPH! 437 00:25:53,554 --> 00:25:55,153 WHAT'D YOU SAY, BOY?! 438 00:25:55,289 --> 00:25:58,891 WHOOP. HEY, PARK IT IN THE DRIVEWAY AND HURRY UP, MAN! 439 00:25:59,025 --> 00:26:01,427 I FORGOT MY SHOES. I'LL GO GET THEM. 440 00:26:04,431 --> 00:26:07,031 I'D LIKE MY LITTLE BLUE ZIPPER BAG, PLEASE, GEORGE. 441 00:26:07,033 --> 00:26:10,302 ALRIGHT, BUT LOOK, THIS GUY IS MY BEST FRIEND, AND IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE, 442 00:26:10,437 --> 00:26:13,706 SO WOULD YOU TRY NOT TO ACT AS IF I'VE BEEN TORTURING YOU? 443 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:16,174 BUT, GEORGE, YOU HAVE BEEN TORTURING ME. 444 00:26:16,310 --> 00:26:17,842 EVERY MINUTE AND EVERY MILE 445 00:26:17,978 --> 00:26:19,511 OF THIS SO-CALLED HONEYMOON TRIP, 446 00:26:19,646 --> 00:26:23,048 OF WHICH YOU HAVE MADE A SHEER, UNMITIGATED HELL! 447 00:26:41,001 --> 00:26:42,534 OH! NO, NO, DON'T! 448 00:26:42,669 --> 00:26:43,802 ¶ HERE COMES THE BRIDE ALL DRESSED IN-- ¶ 449 00:26:43,804 --> 00:26:46,138 NO! NO, DON'T! 450 00:26:46,273 --> 00:26:49,474 OH, I NEVER WANNA SEE RICE AGAIN IN MY LIFE-- 451 00:26:49,610 --> 00:26:50,542 NOT UNCOOKED, ANYHOW. 452 00:26:51,878 --> 00:26:53,878 WELL, IT IS A PAIN, ISN'T IT? 453 00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:55,948 OH, I--EXCUSE ME. 454 00:26:56,082 --> 00:26:57,816 I'M ISABEL CRANE, MR. BATES. 455 00:26:57,952 --> 00:27:00,752 WHY, I THOUGHT YOU MARRIED THAT BOY NOW. 456 00:27:00,887 --> 00:27:02,487 OH, I MEAN... 457 00:27:02,623 --> 00:27:03,622 MRS. GEORGE HAVERSTICK. 458 00:27:04,758 --> 00:27:06,291 OH, THE DRIVEWAY'S TOO STEEP. 459 00:27:06,426 --> 00:27:08,093 WHAT KINDA CAR'S OLD GEORGE GOT THERE? 460 00:27:08,228 --> 00:27:10,162 LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THEM FUNERAL COACHES. 461 00:27:10,297 --> 00:27:12,364 MR. BATES, YOU HAVE HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD 462 00:27:12,499 --> 00:27:14,499 WITH THE HEAD OF THE HAMMER. 463 00:27:15,636 --> 00:27:18,570 IT OUGHT TO BE RETIRED WITH AN OLD AGE PENSION. 464 00:27:21,108 --> 00:27:23,241 THAT'S A FUNNY CHOICE FOR A HONEYMOON TRIP. 465 00:27:23,243 --> 00:27:26,645 OH, GEORGE KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING. 466 00:27:26,647 --> 00:27:30,783 HE CHOSE THE PROPER VEHICLE FOR THE OCCASION. 467 00:27:30,917 --> 00:27:32,116 HUH? 468 00:27:32,118 --> 00:27:35,720 OH, I LOVE SPANISH-TYPE ARCHITECTURE. 469 00:27:35,722 --> 00:27:38,256 MISSION-TYPE HOUSES. 470 00:27:38,392 --> 00:27:40,458 OH, TH-THIS IS SUCH A... 471 00:27:40,460 --> 00:27:43,862 I MEAN, SUCH A SWEET HOUSE. 472 00:27:45,932 --> 00:27:49,267 WELL, HOW GOES IT, HONEY? 473 00:27:49,269 --> 00:27:51,403 MARRIAGE IN ORBIT? HMM? 474 00:27:51,538 --> 00:27:54,138 UH, OH, EVERYTHING IS JUST... 475 00:27:54,140 --> 00:27:56,274 JUST FINE. 476 00:27:58,612 --> 00:28:00,879 Isabelle: GEORGE! 477 00:28:01,015 --> 00:28:02,815 WHAT IS THAT MAN DOING? 478 00:28:02,949 --> 00:28:04,216 HMM. 479 00:28:04,351 --> 00:28:06,551 WHY, THAT IS EVERY BAG I HAVE... 480 00:28:06,553 --> 00:28:08,821 EXCEPT MY LITTLE BLUE ZIPPER BAG, 481 00:28:08,955 --> 00:28:11,089 WHICH IS ALL I WANTED. 482 00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:15,427 HE--HEY. 483 00:28:15,562 --> 00:28:16,561 HEY, GEORGE! 484 00:28:16,697 --> 00:28:17,762 HEY, GEORGE. 485 00:28:17,764 --> 00:28:20,499 HEY, GEORGE, WHERE YOU GOING?! 486 00:28:20,501 --> 00:28:21,533 HEY, GEORGIE! 487 00:28:21,535 --> 00:28:22,434 YO! 488 00:28:23,570 --> 00:28:24,503 GEO-- 489 00:28:27,441 --> 00:28:28,540 WELL... 490 00:28:33,914 --> 00:28:35,380 UH... 491 00:28:36,983 --> 00:28:37,916 UH, HE, UH... 492 00:28:37,918 --> 00:28:39,117 HE... 493 00:28:39,119 --> 00:28:41,020 JUST A LITTLE... 494 00:28:42,656 --> 00:28:43,689 WELL, UH... 495 00:28:48,595 --> 00:28:52,397 HE JUST--JUST GOT IN THE CAR AND DROVE OFF. 496 00:28:52,533 --> 00:28:54,066 YOU'RE RIGHT. 497 00:28:55,670 --> 00:28:59,337 HE'S DEPOSITED ME ON YOUR HANDS AND DRIVEN AWAY. 498 00:28:59,339 --> 00:29:00,739 YEAH. 499 00:29:00,741 --> 00:29:02,474 OH, HOW FUNNY. 500 00:29:04,811 --> 00:29:05,744 OH, ISN'T THAT FUNNY? 501 00:29:05,746 --> 00:29:07,880 HA. YEAH. YEAH. 502 00:29:08,014 --> 00:29:10,949 IT'S NO SURPRISE TO ME, THOUGH. 503 00:29:10,951 --> 00:29:12,885 ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE, I HAD... 504 00:29:13,019 --> 00:29:16,555 I HAD A FEELING THAT THE FIRST CHANCE HE GOT HE WOULD ABANDON ME SOMEWHERE. 505 00:29:16,557 --> 00:29:19,091 OH, HEY. HEY, NOW. NOW, LOOK. NOW, LOOK. 506 00:29:19,226 --> 00:29:21,560 I'VE KNOWN THAT BOY A LONG TIME, 507 00:29:21,562 --> 00:29:24,563 AND HE'S ALWAYS BEEN SORT OF WAY OUT. 508 00:29:24,565 --> 00:29:27,499 NEVER WAY OUT THAT FAR. 509 00:29:27,634 --> 00:29:30,702 YOU JUST THOUGHT YOU KNEW HIM, MR. BATES. 510 00:29:30,837 --> 00:29:35,974 SO DID I, BUT I--I MARRIED A STRANGER. 511 00:29:35,976 --> 00:29:38,176 WE ALL DO THAT. 512 00:29:38,312 --> 00:29:42,046 UH, WHERE IS YOUR WIFE? WHERE IS MRS. BATES? 513 00:29:42,048 --> 00:29:44,917 SHE'S, UH, NOT HERE RIGHT NOW. 514 00:29:45,051 --> 00:29:49,187 OH! OH, I AM SUCH A FOOL. 515 00:29:51,258 --> 00:29:54,058 OH, WHY DIDN'T I KNOW BETTER? 516 00:29:54,060 --> 00:29:56,661 CAN YOU... CAN YOU ANSWER ME THAT? 517 00:29:56,797 --> 00:29:58,663 HEY, HEY, HEY, NOW. 518 00:29:58,665 --> 00:30:01,600 COME ON NOW, HONEY. NOW, LET'S GET OVER TO THE FIRE, HUH? 519 00:30:01,735 --> 00:30:04,469 LET'S GET THAT DAMP COAT OFF, HUH? 520 00:30:04,471 --> 00:30:08,406 THAT'S IT. NOW, I'M SURE THAT BOY'S COMING BACK. 521 00:30:08,408 --> 00:30:10,542 I AM NOW POSITIVE OF IT. 522 00:30:11,812 --> 00:30:14,079 UH, THAT'S A CUTE LITTLE SUIT YOU'RE WEARING. 523 00:30:14,214 --> 00:30:15,814 WERE YOU MARRIED IN THAT? 524 00:30:15,816 --> 00:30:20,285 YES, I WAS MARRIED IN THIS LITTLE TRAVELING SUIT. 525 00:30:20,287 --> 00:30:21,886 APPROPRIATELY. 526 00:30:22,022 --> 00:30:26,691 WELL, NOW, YOU COULDN'T HAVE LOOKED PRETTIER IN WHITE SATIN. 527 00:30:26,693 --> 00:30:29,428 LET'S GET THOSE DAMP SHOES AND STOCKINGS OFF, HUH? 528 00:30:29,563 --> 00:30:32,564 COME ON. SIT YOU RIGHT THERE. 529 00:30:32,699 --> 00:30:33,365 THAT'S IT. 530 00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:35,300 OH, YOU HAVE SUCH A-- 531 00:30:35,302 --> 00:30:40,372 A SWEET LITTLE HOUSE AND SUCH A SWEET LITTLE BAR. 532 00:30:40,507 --> 00:30:42,841 YEAH... EVERYTHING'S SWEET HERE. 533 00:30:42,977 --> 00:30:44,509 WHERE IS YOUR WIFE, MR. BATES? 534 00:30:44,511 --> 00:30:47,112 OH, SHE'S NOT HERE RIGHT NOW. 535 00:30:47,247 --> 00:30:49,581 SHE'S GONNA BE OUTRAGED. 536 00:30:49,716 --> 00:30:51,850 YOU KNOW, I TOLD GEORGE THAT CHRISTMAS EVE 537 00:30:51,852 --> 00:30:56,721 WAS NO TIME TO INTRUDE IN ON A YOUNG, MARRIED COUPLE. 538 00:30:56,723 --> 00:30:58,723 AH, YOU'RE NOT INTRUDING ON A THING. 539 00:30:58,859 --> 00:31:02,995 I DID EXPECT IT, AND YET I DIDN'T EXPECT IT. 540 00:31:04,531 --> 00:31:06,931 WELL, I MEAN, IT OCCURRED TO ME. 541 00:31:07,067 --> 00:31:12,204 THE POSSIBILITY OF... OF HIS ABANDONING ME SOMEWHERE. 542 00:31:12,339 --> 00:31:15,407 BUT I--I THOUGHT I WAS JUST BEING MORBID. 543 00:31:15,542 --> 00:31:18,010 I'VE THROUGH A WAR WITH THAT BOY. I KNOW HIM. 544 00:31:18,145 --> 00:31:20,545 HE'D NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS DITCH YOU LIKE THAT-- 545 00:31:20,547 --> 00:31:22,614 UNLESS HE'S GONE OF HIS ROCKER. 546 00:31:22,749 --> 00:31:27,285 WELL, GEORGE HAVERSTICK WAS NOT A PATIENT IN NEUROLOGICAL 547 00:31:27,421 --> 00:31:29,621 AT BELVEDERE HOSPITAL IN ST. LOUIS 548 00:31:29,756 --> 00:31:32,557 BECAUSE HE WAS SO NORMAL. 549 00:31:33,494 --> 00:31:36,028 THAT'S WHERE I MET HIM. 550 00:31:36,163 --> 00:31:38,363 I WAS A NURSE. 551 00:31:38,365 --> 00:31:41,166 WELL, I'M STILL A NURSE, THAT IS. 552 00:31:41,301 --> 00:31:43,168 WHAT WAS THE MATTER WITH HIM? 553 00:31:43,303 --> 00:31:45,170 THAT IS THE MYSTERY. 554 00:31:45,172 --> 00:31:46,571 HE SHAKES! 555 00:31:46,573 --> 00:31:49,174 THAT'S ALL. HE JUST SHAKES. 556 00:31:49,309 --> 00:31:51,176 OH, THAT'S COME BACK ON HIM, HUH? 557 00:31:51,311 --> 00:31:53,178 HMM. HE HAD IT IN KOREA. 558 00:31:53,313 --> 00:31:55,947 OH, IS THAT A CAR? 559 00:31:55,949 --> 00:31:56,815 OH. 560 00:32:03,123 --> 00:32:04,623 NO, IT ISN'T. 561 00:32:08,729 --> 00:32:09,795 ANYWAY... 562 00:32:16,336 --> 00:32:18,002 THAT'S WHERE I MET HIM. 563 00:32:18,138 --> 00:32:19,371 GEORGE. 564 00:32:20,941 --> 00:32:24,008 GEORGE HAVERSTICK. 565 00:32:24,010 --> 00:32:25,377 AT BELVEDERE. 566 00:32:26,747 --> 00:32:29,548 I HAD HIM ON THE NIGHT SHIFT. 567 00:32:29,550 --> 00:32:32,684 MY, DIDN'T HE KEEP ME RUNNING. 568 00:32:32,819 --> 00:32:34,086 OH. 569 00:32:34,221 --> 00:32:37,289 THAT LITTLE BUZZER WAS JUST NEVER OUT OF HIS HAND. 570 00:32:37,424 --> 00:32:38,623 COULDN'T SLEEP UNDER SEDATION-- 571 00:32:38,759 --> 00:32:41,025 AND I SENT ENOUGH TO KNOCK AN ELEPHANT OUT-- 572 00:32:41,027 --> 00:32:42,961 UNLESS... 573 00:32:42,963 --> 00:32:44,496 UNLESS I WAS THERE. 574 00:32:44,631 --> 00:32:46,298 OHH... 575 00:32:46,433 --> 00:32:49,368 I WAS VERY TOUCHED BY HIM. 576 00:32:49,503 --> 00:32:52,704 HONESTLY, I WAS VERY TOUCHED BY THAT BOY. 577 00:32:52,839 --> 00:32:54,106 HE WAS... 578 00:32:54,241 --> 00:32:56,909 OH, HE WAS SO HANDSOME AND SO... 579 00:32:57,043 --> 00:32:58,911 AFFLICTED. 580 00:32:59,045 --> 00:33:01,714 SO AFFLICTED AND... 581 00:33:01,848 --> 00:33:04,182 SO HANDSOME. 582 00:33:04,318 --> 00:33:07,452 I THOUGHT HE SINCERELY LOVED ME. 583 00:33:07,588 --> 00:33:10,522 AND THAT I'D MAKE HIM HAPPY. 584 00:33:15,596 --> 00:33:17,930 DARN. I'VE CAUGHT A HEAD COLD. 585 00:33:18,064 --> 00:33:20,799 I GUESS IT'S FATIGUE... 586 00:33:20,801 --> 00:33:21,800 EXHAUSTION. 587 00:33:21,802 --> 00:33:22,867 COME ON NOW. 588 00:33:22,869 --> 00:33:25,270 YOU'RE GOING THROUGH A LITTLE... 589 00:33:25,405 --> 00:33:26,739 PERIOD OF ADJUSTMENT. 590 00:33:26,873 --> 00:33:28,406 THAT'S ALL. 591 00:33:28,408 --> 00:33:29,808 WHY DO YOU SUPPOSE 592 00:33:29,810 --> 00:33:32,344 HE TOOK MY LITTLE BLUE ZIPPER BAG? 593 00:33:32,479 --> 00:33:35,680 IT HAD ALL MY NIGHT THINGS IN IT. 594 00:33:35,682 --> 00:33:39,284 UNLESS HE INTENDS TO... 595 00:33:39,286 --> 00:33:42,488 TO PICK UP A FEMALE COMPANION. 596 00:33:45,826 --> 00:33:46,858 COME ON, MARGE. 597 00:33:46,860 --> 00:33:47,892 NO! 598 00:33:47,894 --> 00:33:49,060 PLEASE? 599 00:33:49,062 --> 00:33:50,094 NO. 600 00:33:50,096 --> 00:33:50,963 PLEASE, MARGE? 601 00:33:51,098 --> 00:33:52,697 NO! 602 00:33:52,699 --> 00:33:54,232 COME ON. 603 00:33:54,368 --> 00:33:56,868 YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 604 00:33:56,870 --> 00:33:57,902 NO. 605 00:33:57,904 --> 00:33:59,371 YOU'RE A DOPE! 606 00:33:59,506 --> 00:34:02,374 THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE! A BIG DOPE! 607 00:34:09,383 --> 00:34:10,983 PLEASE, MARGIE. 608 00:34:29,003 --> 00:34:31,470 DO YOU KNOW, MR. BATES, GEORGE DIDN'T BOTHER TELLING ME 609 00:34:31,605 --> 00:34:35,674 TILL AFTER THE CEREMONY THAT HE QUIT HIS JOB? 610 00:34:35,810 --> 00:34:38,877 DID YOU EVER HEAR OF SUCH A THING? 611 00:34:39,013 --> 00:34:41,946 A MAN QUITTING HIS JOB WITHOUT TELLING HIS WIFE! 612 00:34:42,082 --> 00:34:45,350 AH, GEORGE IS A HIGH-STRUNG BOY, I'LL GRANT YOU, 613 00:34:45,352 --> 00:34:47,352 BUT THEY DON'T MAKE THEM ANY BETTER. 614 00:34:47,354 --> 00:34:49,421 WELL, IF THEY DON'T MAKE THEM ANY BETTER 615 00:34:49,556 --> 00:34:50,955 THAN GEORGE HAVERSTICK, 616 00:34:50,957 --> 00:34:53,892 THEN THEY OUGHT TO STOP PRODUCTION. 617 00:34:55,295 --> 00:34:57,496 I MEAN IT. I MEAN IT. 618 00:34:57,498 --> 00:34:59,564 IF HE IS THE BEST THEY MAKE THEM, 619 00:34:59,566 --> 00:35:02,767 THEN I SAY DON'T MAKE THEM. 620 00:35:02,769 --> 00:35:05,838 I TOLD HIM THE MINUTE I LOST MY JOB. 621 00:35:05,972 --> 00:35:07,439 OH? YOU QUIT, TOO? 622 00:35:08,909 --> 00:35:12,444 WELL, I WAS POLITELY DISMISSED. 623 00:35:12,579 --> 00:35:14,446 MY FIRST DAY IN SURGERY... 624 00:35:14,581 --> 00:35:15,681 I FAINTED. 625 00:35:16,917 --> 00:35:18,717 WHEN THE DOCTOR MADE THAT INCISION, 626 00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:23,121 AND I SAW THAT BLOOD, I KEELED OVER. 627 00:35:23,257 --> 00:35:24,723 THAT'S UNDERSTANDABLE, HONEY. 628 00:35:24,725 --> 00:35:27,992 NOT IN A NURSE, NOT IN A GIRL WHO HAS SET HER HEART 629 00:35:27,994 --> 00:35:30,529 ON BEING A FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE, 630 00:35:30,664 --> 00:35:32,531 ESTABLISHING CLINICS IN THE UPPER AMAZON 631 00:35:32,666 --> 00:35:34,066 AND WORKING--OH! 632 00:35:34,201 --> 00:35:35,467 WHAT IS THAT?! 633 00:35:35,602 --> 00:35:36,669 OH, IT'S NOTHING, NOTHING. 634 00:35:36,803 --> 00:35:38,603 THE GROUND'S JUST SETTLING A BIT. 635 00:35:38,605 --> 00:35:40,405 WE GET THAT ALL THE TIME HERE 636 00:35:40,541 --> 00:35:42,340 BECAUSE THE SUBURB OF HIGH POINT 637 00:35:42,476 --> 00:35:44,409 IS BUILT OVER A GREAT, BIG UNDERGROUND CAVERN 638 00:35:44,545 --> 00:35:46,411 AND IS GRADUALLY SINKING DOWN INTO IT 639 00:35:46,547 --> 00:35:49,081 AN INCH OR 2 INCHES EVERY YEAR. 640 00:35:49,216 --> 00:35:49,982 YEAH. 641 00:35:52,753 --> 00:35:54,720 NOW, YOU NOTICE THOSE CRACKS... 642 00:35:59,626 --> 00:36:01,226 COME ON OVER TO THE FIRE, HONEY. 643 00:36:01,228 --> 00:36:04,563 DON'T WORRY. THAT BOY'S COMING BACK I TELL YOU. 644 00:36:04,565 --> 00:36:05,998 HE'S COMING RIGHT BACK. 645 00:36:06,967 --> 00:36:08,433 NOW... 646 00:36:08,569 --> 00:36:10,302 SORRY I DON'T HAVE ANY EGGNOG. 647 00:36:10,437 --> 00:36:13,305 OH, THAT'S ALRIGHT. 648 00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:14,639 I DON'T DRINK. 649 00:36:14,641 --> 00:36:18,176 IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO BEGIN. 650 00:36:18,312 --> 00:36:19,177 OOPS. 651 00:36:19,313 --> 00:36:20,178 OH. 652 00:36:20,314 --> 00:36:21,780 OH, WHAT IS IT? 653 00:36:21,782 --> 00:36:23,648 UH, CHRISTMAS CHEER-- 654 00:36:23,650 --> 00:36:26,184 WHICH WE BOTH CAN USE A LITTLE OF. 655 00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:28,653 WELL, I DON'T BELIEVE 656 00:36:28,655 --> 00:36:32,124 NURSES AND DOCTORS SHOULD DRINK. 657 00:36:32,259 --> 00:36:35,727 BUT I-I'M NOT PART OF THE PROFESSION ANYMORE, AM I? 658 00:36:35,862 --> 00:36:36,662 SO... 659 00:36:45,071 --> 00:36:45,704 AHH. 660 00:36:47,207 --> 00:36:48,173 HMM? 661 00:36:48,943 --> 00:36:50,275 OHH. 662 00:36:50,277 --> 00:36:51,844 OH, MY GOODNESS. 663 00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:56,281 OH, YOU'RE VERY KIND, MR. BATES. 664 00:36:56,416 --> 00:36:57,783 VERY. 665 00:37:00,220 --> 00:37:01,886 OH. 666 00:37:01,888 --> 00:37:04,089 WHERE DID YOU SAY YOUR WIFE WAS? 667 00:37:06,627 --> 00:37:09,962 MY WIFE QUIT ME. MM-HMM. 668 00:37:10,096 --> 00:37:14,299 YEP, SHE WALKED OUT ON ME WHEN I TOLD HER I QUIT MY JOB. 669 00:37:14,301 --> 00:37:16,234 YOU'RE JOKING! 670 00:37:16,236 --> 00:37:20,639 NO WOMAN WOULD LEAVE A MAN AS NICE AS YOU ARE FOR THAT KIND OF REASON. 671 00:37:20,641 --> 00:37:25,110 WELL, I'VE GOT NO BEEF. I GUESS I GOT JUST WHAT WAS COMING TO ME-- 672 00:37:25,245 --> 00:37:27,112 MARRYING A GIRL WHO DIDN'T ATTRACT ME. 673 00:37:30,450 --> 00:37:31,617 WELL... 674 00:37:43,730 --> 00:37:44,596 MR. BATES. 675 00:37:44,731 --> 00:37:46,799 MM-HMM? 676 00:37:46,933 --> 00:37:48,667 UH... 677 00:37:48,669 --> 00:37:52,070 D-DID YOU SAY YOUR WIFE DIDN'T ATTRACT YOU? 678 00:37:52,206 --> 00:37:53,271 MM-HMM. 679 00:37:53,407 --> 00:37:55,273 NOT IN THE BEGINNING. 680 00:37:55,409 --> 00:37:57,810 BUT I GUESS I'M NOT THE ONLY MAN 681 00:37:57,944 --> 00:37:59,678 THAT WOULD MARRY THE ONLY DAUGHTER 682 00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:01,546 OF AN OLD MILLIONAIRE 683 00:38:01,548 --> 00:38:02,681 WITH DIABETES, GALL STONES, 684 00:38:02,683 --> 00:38:05,017 AND ONE KIDNEY, AM I? 685 00:38:05,152 --> 00:38:07,686 HOLD ON. I AM CONVINCED THERE IS NO GREATER ASSURANCE 686 00:38:07,822 --> 00:38:09,688 OF LONGEVITY IN THIS WORLD 687 00:38:09,824 --> 00:38:11,356 THAN ONE KIDNEY, 688 00:38:11,492 --> 00:38:13,892 GALL STONES, AND DIABETES. 689 00:38:14,028 --> 00:38:16,895 THAT OLD MAN SEEMS TO THRIVE ON ONE KIDNEY! 690 00:38:17,031 --> 00:38:19,297 I'M SURE YOUR WIFE WAS A LOVELY PERSON. 691 00:38:19,299 --> 00:38:20,899 OH, YEAH. SURE, SURE. 692 00:38:21,035 --> 00:38:22,034 YEAH. 693 00:38:22,169 --> 00:38:24,837 DOTTY'S APPEARANCE HAS IMPROVED CONSIDERABLY. 694 00:38:24,971 --> 00:38:27,372 SHE'S IMPROVED ALL AROUND. 695 00:38:27,508 --> 00:38:31,243 WHEN I FIRST MET HER, SHE WAS SUCH A MESS OF COMPLEXES. 696 00:38:31,378 --> 00:38:35,780 PROBABLY FROM LIVING UNDER THE SAME ROOF AS MY FATHER-IN-LAW. 697 00:38:35,916 --> 00:38:37,582 SHE WOULD GET THE VIOLENT SHIVERS 698 00:38:37,584 --> 00:38:41,653 WHENEVER SHE CAME WITHIN TOUCHING DISTANCE OF A POSSIBLE BOYFRIEND. 699 00:38:41,788 --> 00:38:45,190 LOOKS LIKE WE BOTH MARRIED INTO THE SHAKES. 700 00:38:45,192 --> 00:38:46,324 THE NIGHT I MET HER. 701 00:38:46,326 --> 00:38:49,528 THE NIGHT I MET HER, I THOUGHT I HEARD A NOISE 702 00:38:49,530 --> 00:38:51,930 LIKE CASTANETS IN THE DISTANCE. 703 00:38:51,932 --> 00:38:55,267 I THOUGHT SPANISH DANCERS WERE COMING ON. 704 00:38:55,402 --> 00:38:56,601 THEN I NOTICED HER TEETH. 705 00:38:56,737 --> 00:38:58,403 SHE HAD BUCK TEETH AT THE TIME, 706 00:38:58,405 --> 00:39:02,207 AND IT WAS THEM CLASHING TOGETHER UNCONTROLLABLY. 707 00:39:03,878 --> 00:39:05,810 YEAH, SHE HAD THEM CAPPED LATER ON-- 708 00:39:05,946 --> 00:39:08,681 AT MY SUGGESTION. 709 00:39:08,815 --> 00:39:13,151 BEFORE THAT, IT WAS LIKE KISSING A ROCK PILE, I SWEAR. 710 00:39:13,153 --> 00:39:16,288 YOU ARE TALKING OUT OF HURT FEELINGS, 711 00:39:16,423 --> 00:39:18,590 HURT PRIDE. 712 00:39:22,496 --> 00:39:24,162 YOU KNOW SOMETHING? 713 00:39:24,164 --> 00:39:26,365 YOU'RE A VERY SWEET LITTLE GIRL. 714 00:39:29,770 --> 00:39:32,036 ¶ IT CAME UPON ¶ 715 00:39:32,038 --> 00:39:34,038 ¶ THE MIDNIGHT CLEAR ¶ 716 00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:35,707 ¶ THAT GLORIOUS ¶ 717 00:39:35,842 --> 00:39:37,842 ¶ SONG OF OLD ¶ 718 00:39:37,978 --> 00:39:39,511 ¶ FROM ANGELS ¶ 719 00:39:39,646 --> 00:39:42,114 ¶ BENDING NEAR THE EARTH ¶ 720 00:39:42,249 --> 00:39:47,119 ¶ TO TOUCH THEIR HARPS OF GOLD ¶ 721 00:39:47,254 --> 00:39:48,520 MR. BATES. 722 00:39:48,655 --> 00:39:49,788 YEAH? 723 00:39:49,924 --> 00:39:52,324 MR. BATES, DON'T YOU THINK I OUGHT TO GO DOWNTOWN 724 00:39:52,459 --> 00:39:54,859 AND CHECK INTO A HOTEL ROOM? 725 00:39:54,861 --> 00:39:59,131 ¶ THE WORLD IN SOLEMN STILLNESS LAY ¶ 726 00:39:59,266 --> 00:40:00,332 WELL, UH-- 727 00:40:00,467 --> 00:40:01,466 ¶ ...THE ANGELS SING ¶ 728 00:40:01,602 --> 00:40:05,337 UH, I DON'T KNOW, HONEY. 729 00:40:12,613 --> 00:40:13,612 YOU GET THE THINGS, SUSIE. 730 00:40:13,747 --> 00:40:16,014 I'LL WAIT HERE. 731 00:40:16,150 --> 00:40:20,152 ¶ WITH PAINFUL STEPS SO SLOW ¶ 732 00:40:20,287 --> 00:40:21,219 ¶ LOOK, NOW ¶ 733 00:40:21,221 --> 00:40:24,489 ¶ FOR GLAD AND GOLDEN HOURS ¶ 734 00:40:24,491 --> 00:40:25,958 ¶ COME SWIFTLY ¶ 735 00:40:26,092 --> 00:40:28,693 ¶ ON THE WING ¶ 736 00:40:28,695 --> 00:40:30,695 ¶ GO REST BESIDE ¶ 737 00:40:30,831 --> 00:40:33,031 ¶ THE WEARY ROAD ¶ 738 00:40:33,167 --> 00:40:37,836 ¶ AND HEAR THE ANGELS SING ¶ 739 00:40:37,838 --> 00:40:42,107 ¶ FOR, LO, THE DAYS ARE HASTENING ON ¶ 740 00:40:42,242 --> 00:40:47,045 ¶ BY PROPHET BARDS FORETOLD ¶ 741 00:40:47,047 --> 00:40:51,784 ¶ WHEN WITH THE EVER-CIRCLING YEARS ¶ 742 00:40:51,918 --> 00:40:56,254 ¶ COMES 'ROUND THE AGE OF GOLD ¶ 743 00:40:56,390 --> 00:40:59,924 WOULD YOU ALL LIKE TO COME IN HAVE SOMETHING TO WARM YOU UP? 744 00:40:59,926 --> 00:41:02,927 OH, NO. I DON'T THINK SO, THANK YOU JUST THE SAME. 745 00:41:02,929 --> 00:41:04,863 YOU'RE MORE THAN WELCOME IF YOU'D LIKE TO. 746 00:41:04,999 --> 00:41:08,600 WELL, MAYBE JUST ONE, HUH? ALRIGHT, COME ON. 747 00:41:08,735 --> 00:41:10,469 JUST ONE CAN'T DO US NO HARM. 748 00:41:14,809 --> 00:41:17,476 EVEN IF GEORGE DOES COME BACK, 749 00:41:17,611 --> 00:41:20,078 HE SHOULDN'T FIND ME HERE... 750 00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:23,348 LIKE A CHECKED PACKAGE WAITING TO BE CLAIMED. 751 00:41:23,484 --> 00:41:26,284 'CAUSE ONCE YOU'VE LOST YOUR PRIDE, WHAT HAV-- 752 00:41:28,355 --> 00:41:29,621 I TOLD YOU! 753 00:41:29,756 --> 00:41:31,623 OH. 754 00:41:31,758 --> 00:41:32,825 HEY, COME ON IN, BRIDEGROOM. 755 00:41:32,959 --> 00:41:34,226 THAT DOOR AIN'T LOCKED. 756 00:41:34,361 --> 00:41:35,828 HA! I TOLD YOU. 757 00:41:35,962 --> 00:41:39,898 COME ON IN, BOY! THAT DOOR AIN'T LOCKED. 758 00:41:39,900 --> 00:41:41,299 OH, SUSIE. 759 00:41:41,301 --> 00:41:42,567 WELL, COME ON IN. 760 00:41:42,569 --> 00:41:43,768 GOOD EVENING, MR. BATES. 761 00:41:43,770 --> 00:41:45,504 GOOD EVENING. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 762 00:41:45,639 --> 00:41:50,509 THEY SENT ME OVER FOR THE CHILD'S SANTA CLAUS. 763 00:41:50,644 --> 00:41:53,111 OH, THEY DID, DID THEY? 764 00:41:53,247 --> 00:41:54,779 WELL, NOW, YOU GO RIGHT BACK, 765 00:41:54,781 --> 00:41:56,981 AND YOU TELL MY WIFE AND HER FOLKS 766 00:41:56,983 --> 00:41:59,718 THE CHILD'S SANTA CLAUS IS STAYING RIGHT HERE 767 00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:01,319 TILL THE CHILD COMES FOR IT! 768 00:42:01,321 --> 00:42:02,787 THAT I WON'T BE HERE TOMORROW, 769 00:42:02,923 --> 00:42:04,256 BUT THE CHILD'S SANTA CLAUS'LL BE, 770 00:42:04,391 --> 00:42:05,524 YOU GOT THAT, SUSIE? 771 00:42:05,659 --> 00:42:07,259 YES, MR. BATES. 772 00:42:07,394 --> 00:42:09,061 YEAH, AND I WISH A MERRY CHRISTMAS 773 00:42:09,196 --> 00:42:10,795 TO ONE AND ALL, SUSIE! 774 00:42:10,931 --> 00:42:12,665 WELL, DIG THAT, WILL YOU? 775 00:42:12,799 --> 00:42:14,867 SENDING THE MAID TO GET THE KID'S STUFF. 776 00:42:15,001 --> 00:42:16,869 HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT FOR A FAKE? 777 00:42:17,003 --> 00:42:18,937 THEY WANNA KNOW WHAT I'M UP TO. 778 00:42:19,073 --> 00:42:21,606 THEY'RE CONFUSED BECAUSE I HAVEN'T COME CRAWLING! 779 00:42:21,742 --> 00:42:23,208 THEY GONNA BE MORE CONFUSED 780 00:42:23,343 --> 00:42:27,479 WHEN THEY HEAR I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE-- WHICH I'M GONNA DO! 781 00:42:27,614 --> 00:42:30,749 I KNEW IT WASN'T GEORGE. 782 00:42:30,885 --> 00:42:33,818 THING IS, I HAVEN'T GOT ANY CASH. 783 00:42:33,820 --> 00:42:35,420 I HAVEN'T A BUCK IN THE WORLD, 784 00:42:35,422 --> 00:42:37,089 EXCEPT WHAT I PUT INTO THE... 785 00:42:39,159 --> 00:42:41,327 WHAT I PUT INTO THIS HOUSE. 786 00:42:44,431 --> 00:42:45,630 SUSIE, 787 00:42:45,632 --> 00:42:47,031 WHAT DID HE SAY? 788 00:42:47,033 --> 00:42:49,167 MR. BATES? 789 00:42:49,303 --> 00:42:51,703 HE SAID JUNIOR'S STUFF IS ALL UNDER THE TREE, 790 00:42:51,838 --> 00:42:54,973 AND IT'LL BE THERE TOMORROW, UH, BUT HE WON'T BE. 791 00:42:55,109 --> 00:42:56,575 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 792 00:42:56,577 --> 00:42:57,976 WHAT DID HE MEAN? 793 00:42:58,112 --> 00:42:59,311 W-WAS HE PACKING? 794 00:42:59,446 --> 00:43:01,846 OH, NO, MA'AM, HE WASN'T PACKING. 795 00:43:01,848 --> 00:43:04,849 MRS. BATES, WE BETTER BE GETTING BACK TO THE CAR, HUH? 796 00:43:04,851 --> 00:43:06,952 IT'S AWFUL COLD OUT HERE, AND I... 797 00:43:30,410 --> 00:43:31,876 SMOKE? 798 00:43:31,878 --> 00:43:33,545 HI, BOY. HOW ARE YOU? 799 00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:37,682 IF THAT'S SOME GIRL, I CAN USE BOTH OF YOU FOR HELP IN THE KITCHEN. 800 00:43:37,818 --> 00:43:39,083 WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND, RALPH? 801 00:43:39,085 --> 00:43:41,954 MY BRIDE-TO-BE'S GIVING ME THE NEEDLE. 802 00:43:42,088 --> 00:43:44,356 YOU'RE LEAVING FOR WHERE? 803 00:43:44,491 --> 00:43:46,859 WELL, I MEAN, IS DOTTY GOING WITH YOU? 804 00:43:49,163 --> 00:43:51,363 OH, GEE, I'M SORRY, KID. 805 00:43:51,498 --> 00:43:52,164 W-W-WHAT? 806 00:43:52,299 --> 00:43:53,231 THEY SPLITTING UP? 807 00:43:53,367 --> 00:43:54,699 HE'S BLOWING TOWN, NEEDS DOUGH. 808 00:43:54,835 --> 00:43:57,302 SAYS WE CAN BUY ANY OF THEIR HOUSEHOLD STUFF CHEAP. 809 00:43:57,304 --> 00:43:59,571 HALF DOWN, AND SETTLE THE REST WITH DOTTY LATER. 810 00:43:59,706 --> 00:44:00,639 POOR GUY. 811 00:44:00,641 --> 00:44:04,643 ASK HIM WHAT MODEL THE WASHING MACHINE IS. 812 00:44:04,779 --> 00:44:08,180 LOOK, RALPH, SUPPOSING I TALK IT OVER WITH CHERYL LYNN 813 00:44:08,315 --> 00:44:09,648 AND CALL YOU BACK. 814 00:44:09,784 --> 00:44:11,183 WELL, NO PRESSURE, MAN. 815 00:44:11,318 --> 00:44:12,851 YEAH. I'LL BE HERE ALL NIGHT. 816 00:44:12,987 --> 00:44:14,019 MM-HMM. 817 00:44:16,123 --> 00:44:17,922 I'M FINE, SMOKE. 818 00:44:18,058 --> 00:44:18,923 YEAH. 819 00:44:19,059 --> 00:44:20,659 I'M FEELING NO PAIN. 820 00:44:20,661 --> 00:44:21,794 MM-HMM. 821 00:44:21,928 --> 00:44:23,128 THANK YOU, BOY. 822 00:44:23,263 --> 00:44:23,929 YEP. 823 00:44:29,069 --> 00:44:32,004 WELL... 824 00:44:32,138 --> 00:44:33,738 THAT'S LIFE FOR YOU. 825 00:44:33,874 --> 00:44:36,008 MMM? 826 00:44:36,142 --> 00:44:37,910 I SAID THAT'S LIFE FOR YOU. 827 00:44:43,684 --> 00:44:45,217 WELL... 828 00:44:45,352 --> 00:44:49,021 WHAT IS LIFE FOR US ALL? 829 00:44:49,155 --> 00:44:51,690 WHERE DO WE COME FROM? 830 00:44:51,692 --> 00:44:53,158 WHY? 831 00:44:53,293 --> 00:44:57,762 AND WHERE, OH, WHERE ARE WE GOING? 832 00:44:57,898 --> 00:44:59,564 HUH? 833 00:44:59,566 --> 00:45:01,166 THAT'S WHAT MY PHILOSOPHY PROFESSOR 834 00:45:01,168 --> 00:45:05,170 AT BAPTIST COLLEGE USED TO SAY. 835 00:45:05,305 --> 00:45:06,371 I ALWAYS THOUGHT 836 00:45:06,507 --> 00:45:08,640 I'D HAVE A WONDERFUL LIFE-- 837 00:45:08,775 --> 00:45:11,844 UP UNTIL NOW. 838 00:45:11,978 --> 00:45:16,048 NOW, HONEY, LOOK, YOU'RE ALL TIRED OUT. YOU'RE BUSHED. 839 00:45:16,183 --> 00:45:17,683 I TELL YOU WHAT... 840 00:45:19,854 --> 00:45:22,855 YOU JUST GO IN THERE, AND YOU TAKE DOTTY'S BED, LIE DOWN. 841 00:45:22,989 --> 00:45:25,457 I'LL WATCH THE TV. HMM? 842 00:45:25,592 --> 00:45:28,193 YOU MEAN YOU KNOW NOW THAT GEORGE ISN'T COMING BACK? 843 00:45:28,195 --> 00:45:32,397 MM-MMM. I KNOW NOW THAT DOTTY'S NOT COMING BACK. COME ON. 844 00:45:32,399 --> 00:45:34,332 OH, BUT, MR. BATES, EVEN IF SHE DOES, 845 00:45:34,468 --> 00:45:38,070 I WOULDN'T WANT HER TO FIND A STRANGER IN HER BEDROOM. 846 00:45:38,205 --> 00:45:40,472 FINDING A STRANGER IN YOUR BEDROOM IS FAR FROM BEING 847 00:45:40,607 --> 00:45:42,875 THE BIGGEST SURPRISE OF A LIFETIME. 848 00:45:43,009 --> 00:45:44,276 OH. 849 00:45:45,412 --> 00:45:46,745 George: HEY, RALPH-O! 850 00:45:46,881 --> 00:45:47,946 TOLD YOU. 851 00:45:47,948 --> 00:45:49,948 NOW, I TOLD YOU, DIDN'T I? 852 00:45:49,950 --> 00:45:52,484 George: COME OUT HERE! I GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU! 853 00:45:52,619 --> 00:45:55,353 HEY, GEORGE! HEY, BOY! HA HA! 854 00:45:55,489 --> 00:45:59,023 HEY?! HEY, WHERE ARE YOU, BOY?! 855 00:45:59,025 --> 00:46:00,893 WHAT? HEY, GEORGE, WHERE ARE YOU?! 856 00:46:01,027 --> 00:46:02,494 YEE-HAH-HAH! 857 00:46:02,629 --> 00:46:03,495 OH, YOU-- 858 00:46:03,630 --> 00:46:05,630 YEAH, YOU--OH! 859 00:46:08,969 --> 00:46:11,369 OH, YOU TEXAS JACK RABBIT, MAN. 860 00:46:11,371 --> 00:46:12,837 YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT'S BEEN? 861 00:46:12,839 --> 00:46:14,172 HOW'S THE DIRTY OLD MAN? 862 00:46:14,174 --> 00:46:16,174 GET HIM, LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LIKE A CITIZEN. 863 00:46:16,310 --> 00:46:17,642 UH-HUH. CHOWDER HEAD. 864 00:46:17,644 --> 00:46:19,043 YOUR WIFE THOUGHT YOU DESERTED HER. 865 00:46:19,179 --> 00:46:20,779 YEAH, WELL--AHEM. 866 00:46:20,781 --> 00:46:24,048 Ralph: COME ON, LET'S SEE THAT UGLY MUG OF YOURS UNDER A LIGHT. 867 00:46:24,184 --> 00:46:25,718 George: YOU'RE LOSING THE BATTLE, FELLA. 868 00:46:25,852 --> 00:46:27,719 WELL, SAME TO YOU IN SPADES! 869 00:46:27,854 --> 00:46:29,254 I'M NOT THAT BAD. 870 00:46:29,256 --> 00:46:30,722 STILL GOT THE OLD JACKET ON? 871 00:46:30,857 --> 00:46:32,390 GOT MY BARS, TOO, SOLDIER. 872 00:46:32,392 --> 00:46:34,192 NICE PLACE YOU GOT HERE! 873 00:46:34,194 --> 00:46:36,929 GOT THAT SETTLED-DOWN LOOK, YOU POOR SLOB. 874 00:46:37,063 --> 00:46:39,732 WHERE'S YOUR WIFE? SHE KNOW I WAS COMING, TAKE A POWDER? 875 00:46:39,866 --> 00:46:41,133 PRETTY CLOSE, KID. 876 00:46:41,268 --> 00:46:42,734 SHE UP AND QUIT ME THIS MORNING. 877 00:46:42,869 --> 00:46:45,069 DON'T FRET, DAD, UNLESS YOU'VE LOST YOUR TOUCH 878 00:46:45,071 --> 00:46:47,005 SHE'LL BE BACK WITH BELLS ON. 879 00:46:47,007 --> 00:46:48,607 WELL, HOW ABOUT A DRINK? 880 00:46:48,609 --> 00:46:50,275 George: EVER HEAR ME SAY NO? 881 00:46:50,410 --> 00:46:52,277 Ralph: NO. LIKE SOME SCOTCH? 882 00:46:52,279 --> 00:46:54,212 George: BEER'S FINE. 883 00:46:54,348 --> 00:46:56,148 ONE BEER COMING UP FOR THE BOY. 884 00:46:56,283 --> 00:46:58,350 DIDN'T YOU HAVE A KID? 885 00:46:58,485 --> 00:46:59,551 THE PRESENTS UNDER THE TREE 886 00:46:59,686 --> 00:47:01,686 MIGHT GIVE YOU A CLUE, GEORGE. 887 00:47:01,822 --> 00:47:03,421 Ralph: SHE'S ALREADY MADE HIM A SISSY. 888 00:47:03,423 --> 00:47:04,556 THEY'LL DO IT EVERY TIME. 889 00:47:04,691 --> 00:47:06,558 SHE'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AT THE LATEST. 890 00:47:06,693 --> 00:47:07,559 Isabelle: AHEM. 891 00:47:07,694 --> 00:47:08,827 WELL, LET HER. 892 00:47:08,963 --> 00:47:11,363 I WON'T BE HERE. 893 00:47:11,498 --> 00:47:13,365 WELL, THEN COME ON ALONG WITH US. 894 00:47:13,500 --> 00:47:16,501 WE'RE FREE IN THE BREEZE, RIGHT, LITTLE BIT? 895 00:47:16,637 --> 00:47:20,773 I'M THRILLED THAT YOU'RE ASKING MY OPINION, GEORGE, WHICH IS TO NOT INTERFERE 896 00:47:20,907 --> 00:47:23,241 IN SOMETHING ABOUT WHICH YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT. 897 00:47:23,377 --> 00:47:24,977 CATCH THE FIRST PLANE WEST. 898 00:47:25,111 --> 00:47:27,780 Isabelle: GO TO THE CAR, GET MY LITTLE BLUE ZIPPER BAG? 899 00:47:27,914 --> 00:47:31,916 WILL YOU PLEASE GET MY LITTLE BLUE ZIPPER BAG? 900 00:47:32,052 --> 00:47:32,985 PLEASE? 901 00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:34,919 YOU KNOW WHAT I HAD IN MIND? 902 00:47:35,055 --> 00:47:35,920 Isabelle: GEORGE? 903 00:47:36,056 --> 00:47:37,255 HONG KONG. 904 00:47:37,391 --> 00:47:39,724 MISS LOTUS BLOSSOM IN THE PAVILION OF JOY. 905 00:47:40,727 --> 00:47:43,595 I NEVER HAD IT SO GOOD, LEAST NOT SINCE. 906 00:47:43,730 --> 00:47:46,198 GEORGE? 907 00:47:46,333 --> 00:47:49,067 ALRIGHT, I'LL GET IT MYSELF! 908 00:47:49,203 --> 00:47:51,737 I'LL GO OUT AND GET IT MYSELF! 909 00:47:55,476 --> 00:47:58,243 BOY, YOU AND ME GOT A LOT TO TALK OVER. 910 00:48:09,356 --> 00:48:10,322 LEAVING. 911 00:48:14,829 --> 00:48:16,862 OOH! 912 00:48:16,864 --> 00:48:20,032 OH! OW! 913 00:48:20,167 --> 00:48:21,667 OHH. 914 00:48:38,519 --> 00:48:40,652 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE BORN IN A BARN! 915 00:48:40,787 --> 00:48:43,588 I DIDN'T KNOW A LOT ABOUT YOU, EITHER! 916 00:48:43,724 --> 00:48:44,389 MR. BATES... 917 00:48:46,193 --> 00:48:48,060 THE GENTLEMAN THAT I MARRIED, 918 00:48:48,195 --> 00:48:51,196 REFUSES TO GET MY LITTLE BLUE ZIPPER BAG OUT OF THE CAR 919 00:48:51,198 --> 00:48:54,399 OR EVEN TO UNLOCK THE DOOR, SO I CAN GET IT MYSELF. 920 00:48:54,535 --> 00:48:55,868 ISABEL, WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 921 00:48:56,002 --> 00:48:58,303 ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS ASK. 922 00:49:01,007 --> 00:49:05,143 GEORGE, MAY I SPEAK TO YOU ALONE FOR A MOMENT? 923 00:49:05,279 --> 00:49:06,712 PLEASE?! 924 00:49:09,015 --> 00:49:10,949 GO ON. COME ON. GO ON. 925 00:49:16,957 --> 00:49:17,956 OHH. 926 00:49:22,429 --> 00:49:24,296 WELL, WHAT IS IT? 927 00:49:24,431 --> 00:49:26,098 WHAT IS IT?! 928 00:49:27,634 --> 00:49:29,634 I MIGHT AS WELL NOT EVEN BE PRESENT 929 00:49:29,636 --> 00:49:31,303 FOR ALL THE ATTENTION I'VE BEEN PAID 930 00:49:31,438 --> 00:49:34,839 SINCE THIS TENDER REUNION STARTED. 931 00:49:34,841 --> 00:49:37,642 AREN'T YOU BEING JUST A LITTLE UNREASONABLE? 932 00:49:37,778 --> 00:49:42,180 IS IT UNREASONABLE TO WANT TO BE TREATED AS IF I LIVED, EXISTED?! 933 00:49:42,316 --> 00:49:45,317 IS THIS IGNORING ME ANY BASIS FOR A HAPPY MARRIAGE? 934 00:49:45,452 --> 00:49:49,254 WHAT ABOUT MY SLEEPING IN A CHAIR ALL NIGHT, IS THAT A GOOD BASIS?! 935 00:49:49,256 --> 00:49:52,791 YOU SLEPT THERE BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO DRUNK TO GET OUT OF THAT CHAIR! 936 00:49:52,793 --> 00:49:54,593 AFTER BULLYING ME ALL DAY LONG 937 00:49:54,728 --> 00:49:58,130 AND THEN DRAGGING ME OFF TO THE OLD MAN RIVER MOTEL. 938 00:49:58,265 --> 00:50:00,599 THAT--THAT PAVILION OF JOY! 939 00:50:00,601 --> 00:50:02,400 00 IN THE MORNING! 940 00:50:02,402 --> 00:50:03,535 I COULDN'T FIND ANYTHING ELSE! 941 00:50:03,670 --> 00:50:06,671 CIGARETTES AND LIPSTICK ALL IN THE ASHTRAY. 942 00:50:06,673 --> 00:50:08,673 AND YOU STANDING THERE STARK, STARING NAKED 943 00:50:08,675 --> 00:50:10,475 LIKE A SAVAGE, YELLING--YELLING, 944 00:50:10,477 --> 00:50:12,344 "TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF BEFORE I RIP THEM OFF!" 945 00:50:12,479 --> 00:50:13,678 SHH. WILL YOU SIMMER DOWN? 946 00:50:13,814 --> 00:50:15,680 WE'RE NOT ALONE, YOU KNOW? 947 00:50:15,682 --> 00:50:16,949 YOU'RE ALL GOING THROUGH 948 00:50:17,083 --> 00:50:19,751 A PERFECTLY NATURAL LITTLE PERIOD OF ADJUSTMENT. 949 00:50:19,886 --> 00:50:20,819 THAT'S ALL. 950 00:50:20,821 --> 00:50:23,288 YOU SEE, I TOLD HER THAT THERE WAS NOTH-- 951 00:50:23,290 --> 00:50:25,824 WHAT?! OH. YOU! YOU BEEN TALKING! 952 00:50:25,826 --> 00:50:28,026 WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK WE BEEN DOING, GEORGE, 953 00:50:28,162 --> 00:50:30,429 WHILE YOU'VE BEEN GONE IN THAT INSTRUMENT OF TORTURE 954 00:50:30,564 --> 00:50:31,896 YOU HAVE FOR A CAR?! 955 00:50:31,898 --> 00:50:33,898 JUST AN ADJUSTMENT PERIOD THAT NEEDS-- 956 00:50:33,900 --> 00:50:37,235 ADJUSTMENT TO WHAT, MR. BATES, HUMILIATION? 957 00:50:37,237 --> 00:50:39,304 NO, THANK YOU! 958 00:50:41,041 --> 00:50:43,708 WHY, MR. BATES, COULD I ASK YOU ONE LAST FAVOR? 959 00:50:43,844 --> 00:50:45,043 MM-HMM. 960 00:50:45,045 --> 00:50:47,846 COULD I TAKE A HOT SHOWER IN YOUR SWEET LITTLE BATHROOM 961 00:50:47,848 --> 00:50:51,115 BEFORE I GO DOWNTOWN AND CHECK INTO A HOTEL? 962 00:50:51,117 --> 00:50:52,050 BECAUSE I'M FEELING VERY-- 963 00:50:52,186 --> 00:50:53,318 I'M NOT GOING DOWNTOWN! 964 00:50:53,453 --> 00:50:55,453 I'M NOT CHECKING IN TO ANY HOTEL! 965 00:50:55,455 --> 00:50:57,589 WHY, GEORGE, 966 00:50:57,724 --> 00:50:59,457 YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. 967 00:50:59,459 --> 00:51:01,726 I AM CHECKING IN AT A HOTEL! 968 00:51:01,862 --> 00:51:04,262 HEY, HEY. NO, NO. WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT NOW. 969 00:51:04,398 --> 00:51:05,330 LET HER GO, RALPH! 970 00:51:05,466 --> 00:51:07,932 YOU'RE WASTING YOUR BREATH! 971 00:51:07,934 --> 00:51:08,600 YEAH, 972 00:51:08,735 --> 00:51:10,869 AND I'M SQUANDERING YOUR BEER. 973 00:51:15,876 --> 00:51:17,476 GEORGE... 974 00:51:17,611 --> 00:51:19,411 GEORGE, IF YOU WILL HAVE THE DECENCY 975 00:51:19,546 --> 00:51:20,879 TO GO OUT INTO THE CAR 976 00:51:20,881 --> 00:51:23,215 AND GET MY LITTLE BLUE ZIPPER BAG-- 977 00:51:23,350 --> 00:51:24,883 WHICH I DOUBT-- 978 00:51:24,885 --> 00:51:26,685 I WILL GIVE YOU A TRANQUILIZER. 979 00:51:26,821 --> 00:51:29,221 GET OUT OF MY SIGHT. I'LL GET TRANQUIL SO FAST, 980 00:51:29,356 --> 00:51:30,755 IT'LL MAKE YOUR HEAD SWIM. 981 00:51:30,757 --> 00:51:32,290 GO ON, GET UNDER YOUR HOT SHOWER-- 982 00:51:32,426 --> 00:51:35,227 WON'T DO ANYTHING FOR YOU. 100 SHOWERS WOULDN'T WARM YOU UP! 983 00:51:35,362 --> 00:51:36,628 1,000 HOT SHOWERS! 984 00:51:36,763 --> 00:51:39,231 IF YOU'D JUST GIVE EACH OTHER A LITTLE SMILE-- 985 00:51:39,366 --> 00:51:42,234 YOU ARE A COARSE PERSON, GEORGE. 986 00:51:42,369 --> 00:51:44,102 VERY COARSE. 987 00:51:44,238 --> 00:51:45,637 I ONLY WISH YOU'D GIVEN ME 988 00:51:45,772 --> 00:51:47,706 A HINT OF YOUR TRUE NATURE BEFORE WE-- 989 00:51:47,842 --> 00:51:50,242 WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE ME YOUR TRUE NATURE?! 990 00:51:50,377 --> 00:51:52,177 DID I DISGUISE MY NATURE? 991 00:51:52,179 --> 00:51:53,512 YOU SURE DID! 992 00:51:53,647 --> 00:51:55,447 YOU DIDN'T PUT THE FREEZE ON ME 993 00:51:55,582 --> 00:51:57,249 AT BELVEDERE GENERAL HOSPITAL. 994 00:51:57,384 --> 00:51:58,583 SHE WAS MY NIGHT NURSE 995 00:51:58,719 --> 00:51:59,852 AT BELVEDERE GENERAL HOSPITAL, 996 00:51:59,986 --> 00:52:02,654 AND USED TO GIVE ME ALCOHOL RUBDOWNS AT BEDTIME. 997 00:52:02,789 --> 00:52:05,457 HOW CAN YOU BE SO CRUDE? 998 00:52:05,592 --> 00:52:07,659 SHE STROKED AND PETTED ON ME 999 00:52:07,794 --> 00:52:09,662 LIKE SHE HAD ON A PAIR OF SILK GLOVES. 1000 00:52:09,796 --> 00:52:11,996 IT WAS MY JOB! I HAD TO! 1001 00:52:11,998 --> 00:52:13,198 SHE HAD-- 1002 00:52:13,333 --> 00:52:15,734 REMEMBER THOSE DOLLS IN KOREA USED TO WEAR SILK GLOVES? 1003 00:52:15,870 --> 00:52:17,736 WELL, SHE COULD HAVE GIVEN THEM LESSONS. 1004 00:52:17,872 --> 00:52:21,073 I DID NOT TOUCH YOUR BODY, EXCEPT AS A NURSE... 1005 00:52:21,208 --> 00:52:22,807 HIRED TO DO IT! 1006 00:52:22,943 --> 00:52:26,545 I DID NOT TOUCH YOUR BIG, OLD... 1007 00:52:26,547 --> 00:52:29,347 LECHEROUS BODY! 1008 00:52:29,483 --> 00:52:31,149 HOW DO YOU GIVE ME A RUBDOWN 1009 00:52:31,285 --> 00:52:32,617 WITHOUT TOUCHING ON MY BODY? 1010 00:52:32,753 --> 00:52:34,018 NOW, KIDS. KIDS, LOOK... 1011 00:52:34,020 --> 00:52:35,820 ...WITHOUT TOUCHING A PART OF THEIR BODY? 1012 00:52:35,822 --> 00:52:37,355 HE'S MAKING OUT I SEDUCED HIM 1013 00:52:37,491 --> 00:52:38,823 WHILE I WAS HIS NURSE! 1014 00:52:38,825 --> 00:52:41,293 NO, I DIDN'T SAY THAT! NO, I JUST SAID... 1015 00:52:44,498 --> 00:52:45,764 LOOK, GO ON IN THERE. 1016 00:52:45,900 --> 00:52:47,966 SAY A FEW TENDER, LOVING WORDS TO HER, HUH? 1017 00:52:47,968 --> 00:52:51,169 NO. HOW CAN I? NOT WHEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S EATING HER. 1018 00:52:51,305 --> 00:52:52,504 GO GET HER BAG. 1019 00:52:52,639 --> 00:52:53,638 Isabelle: I WANT MY DADDY! 1020 00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:55,574 YOU WANNA HEAR THAT ALL NIGHT? 1021 00:52:55,576 --> 00:52:56,709 GO ON. 1022 00:53:09,924 --> 00:53:10,856 OH. 1023 00:53:11,792 --> 00:53:13,926 HEY. 1024 00:53:14,060 --> 00:53:15,694 HEY, COME ON NOW, HMM? 1025 00:53:17,798 --> 00:53:20,665 NOW, WE DON'T WANNA DO THAT, DO WE? 1026 00:53:20,801 --> 00:53:22,200 HMM? 1027 00:53:22,336 --> 00:53:24,136 OH. 1028 00:53:24,271 --> 00:53:25,737 IT... 1029 00:53:25,872 --> 00:53:29,073 IT ISN'T THAT I'M PRUDISH, MR. BATES. 1030 00:53:29,075 --> 00:53:31,009 IT'S JUST... 1031 00:53:31,011 --> 00:53:33,211 IT'S JUST THAT... 1032 00:53:33,213 --> 00:53:34,813 MOST MEN THINK... 1033 00:53:34,949 --> 00:53:38,150 THINK THAT GIRLS IN THE NURSING PROFESSION 1034 00:53:38,285 --> 00:53:40,185 ARE SHOCKPROOF. 1035 00:53:41,087 --> 00:53:43,622 AND I'M NOT. 1036 00:53:43,757 --> 00:53:45,824 DO YOU ALWAYS SAY MISTER TO MEN? 1037 00:53:45,826 --> 00:53:46,959 HMM? 1038 00:53:47,094 --> 00:53:48,360 YES, I DO... 1039 00:53:48,495 --> 00:53:50,295 TILL I KNOW THEM. 1040 00:53:50,297 --> 00:53:51,964 I WISH YOU'D SAY RALPH TO ME 1041 00:53:52,099 --> 00:53:53,198 LIKE YOU KNEW ME. 1042 00:54:04,578 --> 00:54:06,578 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT GEORGE. 1043 00:54:06,713 --> 00:54:08,180 IT'S GONNA SURPRISE YOU. 1044 00:54:08,315 --> 00:54:11,450 OH, NOTHING COULD SURPRISE ME, MR. BATES. 1045 00:54:11,585 --> 00:54:13,852 YOU SAW HIM OUT THERE. YOU--YOU OBSERVED HIM. 1046 00:54:13,854 --> 00:54:16,921 MM-HMM. YEAH. NOW, I OBSERVED HIM THROUGH A WHOLE WAR-- 1047 00:54:16,923 --> 00:54:20,392 AT WHICH THERE IS NO BETTER PLACE TO OBSERVE. 1048 00:54:20,527 --> 00:54:22,394 YOU SEE--YOU SEE TO HIM, 1049 00:54:22,529 --> 00:54:23,862 MOST GUYS IN THE ARMY TALK. 1050 00:54:23,864 --> 00:54:26,198 YOU'D THINK THEY WERE WILD BULLS TO WOMEN-- 1051 00:54:26,333 --> 00:54:28,066 SPARE THEM NO MERCY. 1052 00:54:28,202 --> 00:54:30,068 AND GEORGE WAS NO EXCEPTION. 1053 00:54:30,204 --> 00:54:31,670 ONLY ACCORDING TO HIS STORY, 1054 00:54:31,806 --> 00:54:33,938 HE WAS THE WILDEST WILD BULL OF THEM ALL. 1055 00:54:34,074 --> 00:54:35,139 YES. 1056 00:54:35,141 --> 00:54:37,810 BUT QUITE A FEW DOLLS IN HONG KONG AND KOREA, 1057 00:54:37,944 --> 00:54:41,013 THEY TELL A DIFFERENT STORY. 1058 00:54:41,147 --> 00:54:43,215 YOU KNOW WHAT HE'D DO IN THOSE, UH, 1059 00:54:43,350 --> 00:54:44,817 UH, TEAHOUSES? 1060 00:54:44,951 --> 00:54:46,151 YEAH, I CAN IMAGINE. 1061 00:54:46,286 --> 00:54:48,487 HUP. YOU'RE WRONG. SEE? YOU'RE WRONG. 1062 00:54:48,622 --> 00:54:51,423 HE WAS SORRY FOR THOSE GIRLS. 1063 00:54:51,558 --> 00:54:53,958 HE'D SIT UP THERE ON A PILLOW DRINKING RICE WINE 1064 00:54:54,094 --> 00:54:55,828 AND TEACHING THEM ENGLISH. 1065 00:54:55,962 --> 00:54:57,295 THEN HE'D COME DOWN AND SHOUT 1066 00:54:57,431 --> 00:54:58,831 "OH, MAN. OH, BROTHER," 1067 00:54:58,965 --> 00:55:01,700 LIKE HE LAID THEM TO WASTE. 1068 00:55:03,838 --> 00:55:06,505 WELL, THAT CERTAINLY WAS NOT HIS BEHAVIOR 1069 00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:09,908 AT THE OLD MAN RIVER MOTEL. 1070 00:55:10,044 --> 00:55:12,644 HEY, COME ON NOW, BABY. 1071 00:55:13,714 --> 00:55:15,647 RALPH, YOU KNOW, 1072 00:55:15,782 --> 00:55:18,183 THERE IS SUCH A TENDER ATMOSPHERE 1073 00:55:18,318 --> 00:55:19,918 IN YOUR LITTLE HOUSE. 1074 00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:23,121 ESPECIALLY IN THIS LITTLE BEDROOM. 1075 00:55:23,257 --> 00:55:26,591 YOU KNOW, I MEAN, YOU CAN ALMOST BREATHE 1076 00:55:26,593 --> 00:55:28,627 THE TENDER ATMOSPH--AAH! 1077 00:55:30,064 --> 00:55:30,995 GEO-- 1078 00:55:31,131 --> 00:55:33,065 HEY, GEORGE, WHAT ARE YOU-- 1079 00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:34,867 WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT THERE, BOY? 1080 00:55:35,001 --> 00:55:37,536 WHAT'S THIS HEART-TO-HEART TALK GOING ON HERE? 1081 00:55:37,538 --> 00:55:38,603 GEORGE! 1082 00:55:38,605 --> 00:55:39,538 NOW, WHAT'S A MATTER? 1083 00:55:39,673 --> 00:55:41,874 ALL MY PERFUME'S IN THAT BAG. 1084 00:55:42,008 --> 00:55:45,210 A $25 BOTTLE OF VOL-DE-NUIT. 1085 00:55:45,212 --> 00:55:46,745 OH, THANK HEAVEN FOR MR. BATES. 1086 00:55:46,881 --> 00:55:48,680 YEAH, HE'S A DOLL. 1087 00:55:48,815 --> 00:55:50,883 COME ON, DOLL, LET'S HAVE A DRINK. 1088 00:55:51,485 --> 00:55:52,685 IT'S POSSIBLE 1089 00:55:52,819 --> 00:55:56,555 THAT MR. BATES ENJOYS TALKING TO ME, GEORGE! 1090 00:55:56,690 --> 00:55:58,223 IT IS JUST POSSIBLE! 1091 00:55:58,358 --> 00:56:00,625 NOW, NOW, HONEY. 1092 00:56:00,761 --> 00:56:01,894 HONEY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING. 1093 00:56:02,028 --> 00:56:05,197 YOU JUST FRESHEN UP IN THERE. I'LL TALK TO HIM. 1094 00:56:08,102 --> 00:56:09,601 WELL? 1095 00:56:11,706 --> 00:56:14,172 BOY, YOU SURE DID SOMETHING TO SHOCK HER. 1096 00:56:14,174 --> 00:56:15,107 THAT'S THE TRUTH. 1097 00:56:15,242 --> 00:56:17,375 I TRIED TO SLEEP WITH HER. OH-HO, BOY. 1098 00:56:17,377 --> 00:56:20,845 I MEAN, I NEVER HAD A WOMAN PUT THE FREEZE ON ME BEFORE. 1099 00:56:20,981 --> 00:56:23,782 I KNOW. YOU'VE JUST HAD USED WOMEN UP TILL NOW. 1100 00:56:23,784 --> 00:56:25,250 THIS ONE'S UNUSED. 1101 00:56:25,252 --> 00:56:27,319 THAT MAKES A PROBLEM COMES HER WEDDING NIGHT, 1102 00:56:27,454 --> 00:56:28,453 DON'T YOU UNDER-- 1103 00:56:28,589 --> 00:56:29,854 YEAH, WELL, SHE CAN STAY UNUSED 1104 00:56:29,990 --> 00:56:31,389 AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED. 1105 00:56:31,391 --> 00:56:34,126 NOW, LOOK, GEORGE, THAT'S A NICE LITTLE GIRL IN THERE. 1106 00:56:34,261 --> 00:56:36,194 IF YOU QUIT HOLLERING, GIVE HER A SQUEEZE-- 1107 00:56:36,330 --> 00:56:37,830 FORGET IT, RALPH! 1108 00:56:40,867 --> 00:56:43,201 BOY, THAT KID OF YOURS SURE HAS IT MADE. 1109 00:56:43,337 --> 00:56:47,239 I MEAN, THIS IS VERY HIGH-CLASS LOOT. 1110 00:56:48,409 --> 00:56:50,475 HEY, WHAT'S THIS, RALPH? 1111 00:56:50,477 --> 00:56:51,944 IT'S A ROCKET LAUNCHER. 1112 00:56:52,079 --> 00:56:54,279 ARMY'S GONNA START MAKING IT NEXT MONTH, I HEAR. 1113 00:56:55,416 --> 00:56:56,615 YEAH. 1114 00:56:56,617 --> 00:56:58,883 WELL, I'D LIKE A LITTLE GIRL. 1115 00:56:59,019 --> 00:57:00,752 LITTLE GIRLS ARE JUST NATURALLY CRAZY 1116 00:57:00,887 --> 00:57:02,621 ABOUT THEIR DADDIES. 1117 00:57:02,623 --> 00:57:05,057 YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING... 1118 00:57:06,293 --> 00:57:08,226 PROVE ANYTHING, 1119 00:57:08,362 --> 00:57:09,728 YOU KNOW? 1120 00:57:10,831 --> 00:57:12,497 HEY, FOOTBALL! 1121 00:57:12,499 --> 00:57:14,499 RALPH! HUP. HERE, BOY. 1122 00:57:14,635 --> 00:57:15,834 I'M IN THE END ZONE. 1123 00:57:15,836 --> 00:57:16,769 HERE YOU GO! 1124 00:57:16,903 --> 00:57:18,570 HIT ME! WHOO! 1125 00:57:18,705 --> 00:57:20,038 OW. OOF. 1126 00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:22,775 GETTING OUT OF SHAPE. 1127 00:57:22,909 --> 00:57:25,711 I KNOW MY KID LIKES ME, AND I LIKE HIM. 1128 00:57:26,913 --> 00:57:29,314 THAT'S WHY I DON'T LIKE TO SEE THEM 1129 00:57:29,316 --> 00:57:30,783 MAKING HIM A SISSY. 1130 00:57:30,917 --> 00:57:33,318 SCARED THE KIDS WILL LAUGH AT HIM, 1131 00:57:33,453 --> 00:57:35,253 AND HE'LL GET HURT. 1132 00:57:35,255 --> 00:57:37,423 THINGS ARE REALLY ON THE SKIDS, HUH? 1133 00:57:38,325 --> 00:57:40,725 WELL... 1134 00:57:40,861 --> 00:57:44,797 WHEN YOU MARRY A WOMAN THE WAY I DID DOTTY-- 1135 00:57:44,931 --> 00:57:48,200 FOR HER OLD MAN'S DOUGH-- 1136 00:57:48,335 --> 00:57:51,470 YOU HAVE COMMITTED THE ACT OF A LOUSE, BOY. 1137 00:57:51,472 --> 00:57:53,806 YOU'LL NEVER FORGET IT. 1138 00:57:53,940 --> 00:57:55,140 NO KIDDING? 1139 00:57:55,275 --> 00:57:56,809 MM-HMM. YEAH. 1140 00:57:58,012 --> 00:57:59,344 DOTTY DOESN'T KNOW IT. 1141 00:57:59,346 --> 00:58:02,214 I'VE WORKED DAMN HARD TO KEEP HER FROM KNOWING. 1142 00:58:02,349 --> 00:58:04,616 ON ACCOUNT OF HER... 1143 00:58:04,751 --> 00:58:06,251 CARING ABOUT ME. 1144 00:58:07,888 --> 00:58:10,755 BUT FACT IS, SHE DOESN'T ANYMORE... 1145 00:58:10,891 --> 00:58:12,758 OR SHE WOULD'VE STUCK BY ME WHEN I QUIT. 1146 00:58:14,829 --> 00:58:17,896 SHE'D BE HERE RIGHT NOW ASKING ME NOT TO GO AWAY, 1147 00:58:17,898 --> 00:58:19,164 WOULDN'T SHE? 1148 00:58:19,299 --> 00:58:20,965 IF HE CARED ANYTHING ABOUT YOU, 1149 00:58:21,101 --> 00:58:23,435 WHY ISN'T HE HERE NOW BEGGING YOU TO COME BACK? 1150 00:58:23,570 --> 00:58:25,970 YOU HEARD THAT GIRL, THAT CHERYL LYNN. BELIEVE ME, 1151 00:58:25,972 --> 00:58:27,840 WE'RE LUCKY SHE'S SUCH A BIG-MOUTH, BUSYBODY 1152 00:58:27,974 --> 00:58:29,374 SHE HAD TO BREAK THE NEWS. 1153 00:58:29,510 --> 00:58:31,710 IS RALPH BATES PINING AWAY ABOUT YOU? 1154 00:58:31,712 --> 00:58:33,512 NO, HE'S SELLING YOUR THINGS. 1155 00:58:33,514 --> 00:58:36,048 TRYING TO RAISE CASH SO HE CAN GET AWAY FAST. 1156 00:58:36,183 --> 00:58:39,051 I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT. AFTER ALL HE'S DONE TO ME, 1157 00:58:39,186 --> 00:58:41,053 TRYING TO SNEAK AWAY LIKE A THIEF. 1158 00:58:41,188 --> 00:58:43,321 IF YOU ASK ME, HE'S MOVING TOO FAST. 1159 00:58:43,323 --> 00:58:45,323 IT'S FISHY. 1160 00:58:45,325 --> 00:58:47,392 DOTTY... 1161 00:58:47,394 --> 00:58:49,461 THE WIFE IS ALWAYS THE LAST TO KNOW, 1162 00:58:49,596 --> 00:58:51,396 BUT HAVE YOU GOT ANY REASON 1163 00:58:51,398 --> 00:58:53,265 TO SUSPECT THERE'S ANOTHER WOMAN? 1164 00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:56,935 THERE'S NO OTHER WOMAN. THAT AIN'T THE PROBLEM. 1165 00:58:58,805 --> 00:58:59,672 THAT ISN'T THE PROBLEM. 1166 00:58:59,806 --> 00:59:00,805 DAMN RIGHT. 1167 00:59:00,941 --> 00:59:02,407 THE ONLY PROBLEM IS 1168 00:59:02,543 --> 00:59:05,410 I SHOULDN'T HAVE LET DOTTY MARRY HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE. 1169 00:59:05,546 --> 00:59:06,478 I BLAME MYSELF. 1170 00:59:06,613 --> 00:59:08,613 FORGET ABOUT HIM, HONEY. 1171 00:59:08,615 --> 00:59:10,615 YOU DON'T NEED HIM ANYMORE. 1172 00:59:10,617 --> 00:59:12,417 YOU'VE GOT THE BOY NOW. 1173 00:59:12,419 --> 00:59:15,153 YOU'VE GOT ME-- 1174 00:59:15,289 --> 00:59:16,288 US-- 1175 00:59:16,423 --> 00:59:17,489 THAT CARE ABOUT YOU. 1176 00:59:17,624 --> 00:59:20,092 THAT MAN DON'T LOVE YOU, AND YOU KNOW IT! 1177 00:59:20,227 --> 00:59:25,297 I CAN IMAGINE NOTHING WORSE THAN LIVING WITH A PERSON YOU KNOW DOESN'T LOVE YOU. 1178 00:59:30,705 --> 00:59:34,573 IT MIGHT BE EVEN WORSE FOR THE OTHER PERSON. 1179 00:59:34,708 --> 00:59:36,608 I JUST THOUGHT... 1180 00:59:40,314 --> 00:59:42,581 I'M TIRED. 1181 00:59:42,716 --> 00:59:44,116 I THINK I'LL GO TO BED. 1182 00:59:46,921 --> 00:59:48,620 DOTTY. 1183 00:59:52,659 --> 00:59:54,593 RALPH, YOU SERIOUS ABOUT CUTTING OUT OF HERE? 1184 00:59:54,595 --> 00:59:56,528 MM-HMM. 1185 00:59:56,663 --> 00:59:58,997 THEN COME ON ALONG TO TEXAS. 1186 00:59:58,999 --> 01:00:02,935 PICK US UP A PIECE OF RANCHLAND AND RAISE A HERD OF CATTLE. 1187 01:00:03,069 --> 01:00:06,671 WHAT, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR M-- 1188 01:00:06,807 --> 01:00:08,607 AHH. 1189 01:00:08,742 --> 01:00:11,209 DON'T YOU LOOK PRETTY. 1190 01:00:11,211 --> 01:00:12,076 MMM! 1191 01:00:12,078 --> 01:00:15,347 I FEEL MUCH BETTER. REFRESHED. 1192 01:00:15,482 --> 01:00:18,283 MM-HMM. 1193 01:00:18,285 --> 01:00:20,552 GEORGE? 1194 01:00:20,687 --> 01:00:22,354 HOW DO YOU FEEL? 1195 01:00:22,489 --> 01:00:24,623 HOW DO I--YEAH. 1196 01:00:25,759 --> 01:00:29,628 WELL...UH... 1197 01:00:29,630 --> 01:00:32,697 I--I BETTER C-CALL AND... 1198 01:00:32,699 --> 01:00:36,368 AND GET MYSELF A HOTEL ROOM... HADN'T I? 1199 01:00:39,106 --> 01:00:40,773 I TOLD YOU, RALPH, LET HER GO! 1200 01:00:40,907 --> 01:00:41,974 OH, NO, MR. BOWERS! 1201 01:00:42,109 --> 01:00:44,509 NO, NO! DON'T SELL ME TO HER! UH-UH. 1202 01:00:44,645 --> 01:00:47,245 RALPH THINKS IF I-- IF I SEDUCE YOU, 1203 01:00:47,381 --> 01:00:50,248 THE WAY YOU CLAIM I ALREADY DID AT BELVEDERE-- 1204 01:00:50,384 --> 01:00:52,317 THAT ALL OUR PROBLEMS WOULD BE OVER. 1205 01:00:52,319 --> 01:00:53,452 NOW, HONEY, I DIDN'T SAY-- 1206 01:00:53,587 --> 01:00:55,654 NO. I DON'T THINK THAT SEX SOLVES ANYTHING. 1207 01:00:55,790 --> 01:00:57,189 HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? 1208 01:00:57,324 --> 01:00:58,657 ANY MORE THAN LIQUOR DOES. 1209 01:00:58,793 --> 01:01:00,058 SHE DOESN'T DRINK, EITHER. 1210 01:01:00,194 --> 01:01:02,461 I DON'T THINK THE FUNCTIONS OF A WIFE 1211 01:01:02,463 --> 01:01:05,597 SHOULD BE CONFUSED WITH THE SORT OF WOMEN AVAILABLE 1212 01:01:05,732 --> 01:01:08,933 IN THE ARMY CAMPS IN OCCUPIED TERRITORIES. 1213 01:01:08,935 --> 01:01:11,203 SHE MEANS HOOKERS. SHE KNOWS ALL ABOUT THEM, TOO. 1214 01:01:11,338 --> 01:01:14,339 CAN'T YOU TWO STOP MURDERING EACH OTHER, HUH? 1215 01:01:14,475 --> 01:01:16,541 I GUESS NOT. 1216 01:01:16,677 --> 01:01:20,412 I...I GUESS WE'RE JUST OPPOSITE TYPES. 1217 01:01:20,547 --> 01:01:24,216 YEP...OPPOSITE TYPES. 1218 01:01:27,354 --> 01:01:30,555 I WANT TO CALL MY DADDY. 1219 01:01:30,691 --> 01:01:34,158 MR. BATES-- OH, UH, RALPH, 1220 01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:36,228 CAN I CALL MY FATHER... UH, COLLECT? 1221 01:01:36,363 --> 01:01:37,562 SURE, SURE, HONEY, 1222 01:01:37,698 --> 01:01:40,565 BUT WHY UPSET THE OLD MAN CHRISTMAS EVE? 1223 01:01:40,567 --> 01:01:41,700 OH! OH, I WON'T! 1224 01:01:41,836 --> 01:01:45,704 I JUST WANT TO TELL HIM THAT-- THAT I LOVE HIM... 1225 01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:47,706 AND I MISS HIM. 1226 01:01:47,842 --> 01:01:52,511 George: GO ON! GO ON! AND I'LL PAY FOR IT! 1227 01:01:52,646 --> 01:01:56,381 Isabel: I'D LIKE TO CALL SWEETWATER, TEXAS, 07... 1228 01:01:56,517 --> 01:01:59,317 THAT GIRL NEEDS YOU. NOW, GO ON. BE NICE TO HER. 1229 01:01:59,453 --> 01:02:03,989 WHY? SHE HASN'T GOT THE INCURABLE SHAKES. I HAVE. 1230 01:02:05,926 --> 01:02:10,795 OH, I--I JUST HOPE I CAN STOP CRYING FOR DADDY'S SAKE. 1231 01:02:10,797 --> 01:02:13,665 Isabel: OH, YES, OPERATOR, I'LL--WHAT? 1232 01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:15,467 DADDY! 1233 01:02:15,602 --> 01:02:20,005 OH! OH, PRECIOUS DADDY! 1234 01:02:21,007 --> 01:02:23,808 I CAN'T--CAN'T TALK! 1235 01:02:23,810 --> 01:02:26,078 I CAN'T TALK! 1236 01:02:26,213 --> 01:02:28,080 I CAN'T TALK! 1237 01:02:28,215 --> 01:02:30,082 I CAN'T TALK! 1238 01:02:35,289 --> 01:02:37,355 HI, POP! MERRY CHRISTMAS! 1239 01:02:37,357 --> 01:02:40,158 NO, NO. THIS ISN'T GEORGE. THIS IS A BUDDY OF HIS. 1240 01:02:40,294 --> 01:02:42,494 UH, ISABEL WANTS TO TELL YOU HOW HAPPY SHE IS, 1241 01:02:42,629 --> 01:02:45,230 BUT SHE'S JUST BROKE UP WITH EMOTION. 1242 01:02:45,365 --> 01:02:47,699 WELL, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS, POP. NEWLYWEDS. 1243 01:02:47,834 --> 01:02:50,235 THEY'RE JUST NATURALLY FULL OF EMOTION, YEAH. 1244 01:02:50,237 --> 01:02:53,638 THEY GOTTA GO THROUGH THIS LITTLE PERIOD OF ADJUSTMENT BETWEEN THEM. 1245 01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:55,974 OH, FINE! YEAH, YEAH, SHE'S FINE. 1246 01:02:56,110 --> 01:03:00,379 SHE'LL TALK TO YOU AS SOON AS SHE BLOWS HER NOSE. UH-HUH. 1247 01:03:00,514 --> 01:03:03,749 HONEY, HONEY, YOUR DADDY WANTS TO TALK TO YOU. NOW, GO ON. 1248 01:03:05,720 --> 01:03:09,088 DA-AA-AAH! 1249 01:03:15,462 --> 01:03:18,397 POP! UH, LISTEN, NOW, YOU TALK TO HER, POP. 1250 01:03:18,532 --> 01:03:22,267 SHE'S TOO SHOOK UP TO TALK BACK. UH-HUH. 1251 01:03:22,402 --> 01:03:26,070 HONEY, HONEY, COME ON, NOW. 1252 01:03:26,072 --> 01:03:27,506 COME ON, NOW. 1253 01:03:31,011 --> 01:03:32,945 DADDY? 1254 01:03:33,079 --> 01:03:37,149 UH, OH, HOW ARE YOU, DADDY? 1255 01:03:37,284 --> 01:03:40,319 OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL! 1256 01:03:42,022 --> 01:03:45,357 I'M FINE, TOO. 1257 01:03:45,492 --> 01:03:49,694 UH-HUH. YES, I GOT MARRIED YESTERDAY. 1258 01:03:49,696 --> 01:03:51,630 YESTERDAY. 1259 01:03:53,099 --> 01:03:56,602 OH. UH, HOW'S MOM? 1260 01:03:58,705 --> 01:04:00,305 OH. 1261 01:04:00,440 --> 01:04:02,975 JUST THE SAME? 1262 01:04:03,109 --> 01:04:06,378 OH. DADDY? 1263 01:04:06,513 --> 01:04:10,515 I MAY BE SEEING YOU SOON. 1264 01:04:10,651 --> 01:04:15,654 NO, I GAVE UP MY NURSING JOB WHEN I GOT MARRIED... 1265 01:04:15,656 --> 01:04:18,523 SO I HAVE LOTS OF FREE TIME NOW. 1266 01:04:18,659 --> 01:04:21,593 AND I MISS YOU SO MUCH, DADDY. 1267 01:04:21,728 --> 01:04:25,597 I--I JUST MAY SUDDENLY POP IN ON YOU. 1268 01:04:25,732 --> 01:04:28,000 TOMORROW! 1269 01:04:28,134 --> 01:04:30,602 MERRY CHRISTMAS... 1270 01:04:30,737 --> 01:04:33,772 UH...DADDY! 1271 01:04:51,758 --> 01:04:55,527 Isabel: OH, WHAT A SWEET LITTLE ANIMAL! 1272 01:05:01,035 --> 01:05:02,501 OH! 1273 01:05:02,503 --> 01:05:05,970 OH, RALPH, WHAT IS THIS LITTLE ANIMAL'S NAME? 1274 01:05:06,106 --> 01:05:07,439 THE ANIMAL IS A DOG! 1275 01:05:07,574 --> 01:05:08,973 I KNOW IT'S A DOG! 1276 01:05:09,109 --> 01:05:10,642 WHY DON'T YOU CALL IT A DOG?! 1277 01:05:10,777 --> 01:05:13,311 ITS NAME IS BESSIE. 1278 01:05:13,447 --> 01:05:15,714 YOU WANNA GO FOR A LITTLE WALK WITH ME? 1279 01:05:16,583 --> 01:05:19,051 OH, RALPH, IT SAYS YES. 1280 01:05:19,186 --> 01:05:24,122 YEAH? IT MUST BE DESPERATE IF IT'S WILLING TO GO OUT IN THE SNOW. 1281 01:05:24,258 --> 01:05:25,790 YOU ALWAYS DID WANT A DOG. 1282 01:05:25,792 --> 01:05:27,792 I STILL DO. 1283 01:05:27,794 --> 01:05:29,862 BESSIE HAS TO SLEEP WITH A NIGHT-LIGHT ON 1284 01:05:29,996 --> 01:05:31,864 BEING AFRAID OF THE DARK. 1285 01:05:31,998 --> 01:05:36,201 COME ON, BOY. LET'S GO, STRONG HEART. 1286 01:05:36,336 --> 01:05:38,136 UH, MY COAT. 1287 01:05:38,138 --> 01:05:39,204 UH, COAT. 1288 01:05:39,206 --> 01:05:41,806 Isabel: HELLO, LITTLE DOGGY. 1289 01:05:41,942 --> 01:05:44,743 OH, YES... 1290 01:05:45,746 --> 01:05:46,811 WAIT A MINUTE. 1291 01:05:46,947 --> 01:05:48,413 WEE, WEE, WEE, WEE. 1292 01:05:48,549 --> 01:05:52,518 OH, YOU'RE SUCH A SWEET THING. YES, YOU ARE. 1293 01:05:55,222 --> 01:05:59,691 OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL SHEARED BEAVER. 1294 01:05:59,826 --> 01:06:02,227 IS THAT YOUR WIFE'S CHRISTMAS PRESENT? 1295 01:06:02,362 --> 01:06:03,828 IT WAS. 1296 01:06:03,830 --> 01:06:06,565 HERE. HERE, PUT IT ON. PUT IT ON. 1297 01:06:06,567 --> 01:06:09,101 OH, WELL, I COULDN'T WEAR IT. 1298 01:06:09,236 --> 01:06:10,435 NOT IN THE SNOW! 1299 01:06:10,437 --> 01:06:12,905 WHY NOT? SOME BEAVER DID. COME ON. 1300 01:06:13,039 --> 01:06:14,306 YES, THAT'S RIGHT. 1301 01:06:14,441 --> 01:06:15,507 OH, BESSIE. 1302 01:06:18,112 --> 01:06:19,177 COME ON, HONEY. 1303 01:06:19,179 --> 01:06:21,646 OH, COME ON. 1304 01:06:21,782 --> 01:06:23,916 IF YOU PASS ANY OTHER DOGS, DON'T STOP. 1305 01:06:24,050 --> 01:06:25,818 IT'S AFRAID OF DOGS, TOO. 1306 01:06:32,058 --> 01:06:35,860 HEY, WHY DON'T YOU GO CATCH UP WITH HER, HUH? PUT YOUR ARM AROUND HER-- 1307 01:06:35,996 --> 01:06:38,396 WHAT'S THE USE, RALPH? YOU HEARD HER. WE'RE OPPOSITE TYPES. 1308 01:06:38,398 --> 01:06:43,068 NO. SON, ANY TWO PEOPLE ARE OPPOSITE TYPES, ESPECIALLY A WOMAN. 1309 01:06:43,203 --> 01:06:44,670 FORGET IT, RALPH. 1310 01:06:46,873 --> 01:06:50,075 MY MIND'S ON SOMETHING 1311 01:06:50,210 --> 01:06:52,677 THAT CATTLE RANCH IN SAN ANTONE. 1312 01:06:52,813 --> 01:06:54,780 COME ON, RALPH, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1313 01:06:58,218 --> 01:06:59,418 WHAT'LL WE USE FOR MONEY? 1314 01:06:59,553 --> 01:07:01,353 WHAT'LL WE USE FOR MONEY? 1315 01:07:01,488 --> 01:07:04,556 ANY BANK IN WEST TEXAS. 1316 01:07:04,691 --> 01:07:07,025 SEE, MY FOLKS STAKED OUT WEST TEXAS. 1317 01:07:07,027 --> 01:07:09,227 THE NAME OF THE FIRST GEORGE HAVERSTICK 1318 01:07:09,363 --> 01:07:11,429 IS ENGRAVED ON THE MEMORIAL 1319 01:07:11,431 --> 01:07:14,032 TO THE ALAMO HEROES IN SAN ANTONE. 1320 01:07:14,034 --> 01:07:16,769 I MEAN, THERE IS NO BETTER CREDIT CARD IN TEXAS 1321 01:07:16,903 --> 01:07:19,504 THAN AN ANCESTOR'S NAME ON THAT MEMORIAL... 1322 01:07:19,506 --> 01:07:21,373 PLUS MY CADILLAC LIMOUSINE. 1323 01:07:21,508 --> 01:07:23,642 THERE'S NO RALPH BATES ON THAT ALAMO MEMORIAL. 1324 01:07:23,778 --> 01:07:27,045 RALPH, YOU WERE A HERO OF THE LAST WAR. 1325 01:07:27,181 --> 01:07:28,580 WHO REMEMBERS THE LAST WAR, MAN? 1326 01:07:28,715 --> 01:07:31,449 THEY'RE TOO BUSY ON THE NEXT ONE. 1327 01:07:31,451 --> 01:07:34,386 ANYWAY, WHY CATTLE? HUH? 1328 01:07:34,521 --> 01:07:37,522 THE TEXAS LONGHORN ISN'T JUST CATTLE. 1329 01:07:37,524 --> 01:07:41,926 IT'S A... A DIGNIFIED BEAST. 1330 01:07:41,928 --> 01:07:46,999 SON, THE TEXAS LONGHORN IS NOT ONLY DIGNIFIED, 1331 01:07:47,134 --> 01:07:49,401 IT IS PRACTICALLY OBSOLETE, BOY. 1332 01:07:49,536 --> 01:07:51,203 MAN, IT IS HISTORICAL. 1333 01:07:51,338 --> 01:07:54,206 I MEAN, YOU DON'T RAISE IT JUST FOR-- FOR A POT ROAST. 1334 01:07:54,341 --> 01:07:57,742 THEN WHAT DO WE RAISE IT FOR? KICKS? 1335 01:07:57,878 --> 01:07:59,878 RALPH, YOU GOT TV, RIGHT? 1336 01:07:59,880 --> 01:08:03,348 MM-HMM. I GOT TV, BOY, AND IT'S GOT ME. 1337 01:08:04,951 --> 01:08:06,150 THERE! 1338 01:08:08,489 --> 01:08:11,289 A WESTERN EVEN ON CHRISTMAS EVE. 1339 01:08:11,425 --> 01:08:13,492 WHY, IT'S A NATIONAL OBSESSION. 1340 01:08:13,494 --> 01:08:15,494 BUT, RALPH, YOU KNOW WHAT I SEE, 1341 01:08:15,496 --> 01:08:17,496 OUTSIDE THAT CAMERA RANGE? 1342 01:08:17,631 --> 01:08:20,365 A BIG OL' PAINTED SIGN THAT SAYS, 1343 01:08:20,501 --> 01:08:23,502 "THE HAVERSTICK BATES RANCH. 1344 01:08:23,637 --> 01:08:26,905 WE BREED CATTLE FOR TV WESTERNS." 1345 01:08:26,907 --> 01:08:29,774 WE GET RICH, RALPH, AND WE'LL LIVE LIKE MEN. 1346 01:08:29,910 --> 01:08:33,512 UNDER THE DIGNIFIED SKY OF WEST TEXAS. 1347 01:08:33,514 --> 01:08:36,581 YES, AND THERE IS DIGNITY IN THAT SKY. 1348 01:08:36,583 --> 01:08:38,517 AND IN THE... 1349 01:08:38,652 --> 01:08:41,586 IN THE PASTORAL WAY OF EXISTENCE, 1350 01:08:41,722 --> 01:08:44,523 A DIGNITY THAT'S TOO LONG LOST. 1351 01:08:44,525 --> 01:08:46,991 THAT'S WHAT I'M AFTER. 1352 01:08:47,127 --> 01:08:50,696 I WANT TO BE DIGNIFIED, TOO, GEORGE, HONEST. 1353 01:08:51,331 --> 01:08:53,866 HA HA HA! 1354 01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:57,802 I JUST DON'T WANT TO CROSS A PASTURE ONE FINE MORNING 1355 01:08:57,938 --> 01:08:59,804 AND CATCH ME A KEISTERFUL OF TEXAS LONGHORN. 1356 01:08:59,806 --> 01:09:01,139 THAT WOULDN'T BE DIGNIFIED. 1357 01:09:01,275 --> 01:09:02,408 SHUT UP! 1358 01:09:04,078 --> 01:09:05,878 YOU SHUT UP! 1359 01:09:06,012 --> 01:09:09,614 YOU TV-WATCHING, CANNED-BEER-DRINKING, 1360 01:09:09,750 --> 01:09:13,218 SPANISH- SUBURBAN-TYPE JERK. 1361 01:09:13,353 --> 01:09:15,754 I WISH I'D NEVER COME HERE... 1362 01:09:15,756 --> 01:09:17,556 'CAUSE I CHERISHED THE MEMORY OF YOU, 1363 01:09:17,558 --> 01:09:19,424 AND WHEN YOU OPENED THAT DOOR-- 1364 01:09:19,426 --> 01:09:22,761 WHEN YOU OPENED THAT DOOR, I SAW A TRAVESTY ON THAT MEMORY, 1365 01:09:22,897 --> 01:09:25,564 A NEGATIVE, MIDDLE-AGED SQUARE LOST-- 1366 01:09:25,699 --> 01:09:28,901 HEY, HEY! WHAT DO YOU THINK I SAW? 1367 01:09:29,035 --> 01:09:32,104 A YOUNG MAN I USED TO KNOW WITH AN OLD MAN'S AFFLICTION, 1368 01:09:32,239 --> 01:09:35,173 THAT'S WHAT I SAW. 1369 01:09:35,175 --> 01:09:37,242 THANK YOU. 1370 01:09:37,244 --> 01:09:39,578 I SURE DO APPRECIATE THAT. 1371 01:09:39,580 --> 01:09:40,913 OH, MAN, OH, BROTHER. 1372 01:09:41,047 --> 01:09:43,148 I SURE DO APPRECIATE THAT. 1373 01:09:44,985 --> 01:09:47,252 SOMETHING ELSE HAPPENED TO YOU, OLD BUDDY! 1374 01:09:47,254 --> 01:09:49,654 YOU TURNED VICIOUS. 1375 01:09:49,656 --> 01:09:51,856 Carolers: ¶ ...LET NOTHING YOU DISMAY ¶ 1376 01:09:51,992 --> 01:09:56,995 ¶ REMEMBER CHRIST OUR SAVIOR WAS BORN ON CHRISTMAS DAY ¶ 1377 01:09:57,131 --> 01:09:59,932 ¶ TO SAVE US ALL FROM SATAN'S POWER ¶ 1378 01:10:00,067 --> 01:10:02,000 ¶ WHEN WE WERE GONE ASTRAY ¶ 1379 01:10:02,136 --> 01:10:07,740 ¶ O TIDINGS OF COMFORT AND JOY, COMFORT AND JOY ¶ 1380 01:10:07,874 --> 01:10:11,676 ¶ O TIDINGS OF COMFORT AND JOY ¶ 1381 01:10:11,812 --> 01:10:17,082 ¶ IN BETHLEHEM IN JEWRY THIS BLESSED BABE WAS BORN ¶ 1382 01:10:17,217 --> 01:10:21,954 ¶ AND LAID WITHIN A MANGER UPON THIS HOLY MORN ¶ 1383 01:10:22,089 --> 01:10:23,622 HEY, GEORGE. 1384 01:10:23,757 --> 01:10:26,891 HEY. COME ON, BUDDY. 1385 01:10:27,027 --> 01:10:30,763 BOY, TO RIDICULE AN AFFLICTION LIKE MINE, YOU KNOW THAT'S VICIOUS. 1386 01:10:30,897 --> 01:10:32,965 YOU RIDICULE MY AFFLICTION. 1387 01:10:33,099 --> 01:10:35,768 WHAT AFFLICTION? 1388 01:10:35,902 --> 01:10:37,636 I LIVE IN A SPANISH-TYPE STUCCO COTTAGE 1389 01:10:37,638 --> 01:10:39,972 IN A HIGH POINT OVER A CAVERN. 1390 01:10:40,107 --> 01:10:42,507 THAT IS AN AFFLICTION, BOY. 1391 01:10:42,509 --> 01:10:48,112 SOMEWHERE THE DREAM... OR THE... 1392 01:10:48,114 --> 01:10:50,048 OH, MAN. 1393 01:10:50,050 --> 01:10:53,185 OH, I WISH I COULD BE THE FIRST MAN ON THE MOON... 1394 01:10:53,320 --> 01:10:55,520 OR MARS OR VENUS. 1395 01:10:55,522 --> 01:10:58,657 TRANSPORTED AND TRANSPLANTED, 1396 01:10:58,659 --> 01:11:03,996 THE ADAM ON A STAR IN A DIFFERENT GALAXY. 1397 01:11:04,130 --> 01:11:06,331 HUH. HMM. 1398 01:11:06,333 --> 01:11:09,802 IT'S WONDERFUL KNOWING THAT SUCH A THING IS NO LONGER INCONCEIVABLE. 1399 01:11:09,936 --> 01:11:12,671 BOY, YOU'RE TALKING OUT OF CHARACTER, DAD. 1400 01:11:12,673 --> 01:11:15,607 YOU'RE A DEDICATED CONFORMIST, THE SQUARE'S SQUARE, 1401 01:11:15,742 --> 01:11:18,143 THE MOST EARTHBOUND EARTHMAN ON EARTH. 1402 01:11:18,278 --> 01:11:22,014 WELL, IF YOU THINK THAT, YOU DON'T KNOW ME. 1403 01:11:22,149 --> 01:11:25,083 Carolers: ¶ ...COMFORT AND JOY ¶ 1404 01:11:25,085 --> 01:11:27,619 THAT WAS MIGHTY FINE, GENTLEMEN, MIGHTY FINE. 1405 01:11:27,754 --> 01:11:29,822 WHY DON'T YOU'LL COME AND HAVE A LITTLE DRINK? 1406 01:11:29,956 --> 01:11:31,423 I DON'T THINK WE DO THAT. 1407 01:11:31,558 --> 01:11:32,557 C'MON, IT'S COLD OUT. 1408 01:11:32,693 --> 01:11:34,759 WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY, JUST ONE? 1409 01:11:34,895 --> 01:11:36,228 REMEMBER, JUST ONE, NOW. 1410 01:11:36,363 --> 01:11:37,830 YOU TWISTED MY ARM. 1411 01:11:37,964 --> 01:11:39,498 HOW ABOUT YOU, LITTLE LADY? 1412 01:11:39,500 --> 01:11:41,099 NO, THANK YOU. I DON'T DRINK. 1413 01:11:41,235 --> 01:11:42,100 I'M SORRY. 1414 01:11:42,236 --> 01:11:42,901 BUT MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1415 01:11:43,037 --> 01:11:44,236 MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU. 1416 01:11:44,371 --> 01:11:46,138 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1417 01:11:50,444 --> 01:11:53,879 HOPE YOUR WIFE DOESN'T GET LOST. 1418 01:11:55,449 --> 01:11:57,582 THAT DOGGY KNOWS THE WAY HOME. 1419 01:11:57,584 --> 01:12:00,785 IF YOU THINK THAT, YOU DON'T KNOW THE DOG EITHER. 1420 01:12:00,787 --> 01:12:03,121 YOU SEE, RALPH? RALPH? 1421 01:12:03,123 --> 01:12:04,122 HMM? 1422 01:12:04,124 --> 01:12:07,659 YOU SEE, YOU CHOSE YOUR AFFLICTION, 1423 01:12:07,794 --> 01:12:09,794 MARRIED INTO THEM, SO TO SPEAK. 1424 01:12:09,930 --> 01:12:12,164 MINE JUST COME ON ME, MY SHAKES. 1425 01:12:13,800 --> 01:12:15,668 BUT I GUESS YOU WOULDN'T BE INTERESTED 1426 01:12:15,802 --> 01:12:19,071 IN THE AWFUL IMPLICATIONS OF AN AFFLICTION LIKE MINE. 1427 01:12:19,206 --> 01:12:20,472 SURE I'M INTERESTED, GEORGE. 1428 01:12:20,607 --> 01:12:23,007 WELL, SUPPOSE IT NEVER LETS UP. 1429 01:12:23,143 --> 01:12:26,478 I MEAN, SUPPOSE I SHAKE ALL MY LIFE. 1430 01:12:26,613 --> 01:12:30,014 I MEAN, AT ALL MOMENTS OF CRISIS. 1431 01:12:30,016 --> 01:12:33,418 AND BESIDES CAREERWISE, THERE ARE OTHER ASPECTS OF MY LIFE 1432 01:12:33,420 --> 01:12:35,287 THAT IT COULD AFFECT... 1433 01:12:35,422 --> 01:12:39,224 LIKE...MY LOVE LIFE. 1434 01:12:41,896 --> 01:12:44,330 AW, NOW, WAS THAT IT? 1435 01:12:45,432 --> 01:12:46,699 WAS WHAT WHAT? 1436 01:12:46,833 --> 01:12:49,501 WAS THAT THE PROBLEM BETWEEN YOU AND HER? 1437 01:12:49,636 --> 01:12:52,237 YOU WERE SCARED THE SHAKES MIGHT AFFECT YOUR LOVE LIFE 1438 01:12:52,239 --> 01:12:53,772 SO YOU MIGHTN'T MAKE THE SCENE? 1439 01:12:53,774 --> 01:12:55,440 WAS THAT-- WAS THAT THE PROBLEM? 1440 01:12:55,576 --> 01:12:56,709 NO! I DON'T HAVE THAT PROBLEM. 1441 01:12:56,843 --> 01:12:58,710 I NEVER HAD THAT PROBLEM. 1442 01:12:58,845 --> 01:12:59,711 NO? 1443 01:12:59,846 --> 01:13:01,146 NO! 1444 01:13:03,718 --> 01:13:05,517 WHY, DO YOU HAVE THAT PROBLEM? 1445 01:13:05,652 --> 01:13:08,387 SURE. EVERY NOW AND THEN. 1446 01:13:08,522 --> 01:13:10,188 WELL, NOT ME! 1447 01:13:10,190 --> 01:13:12,791 YOU KNOW ME, OLD BUILT-IN EVEREADY BATTERY. 1448 01:13:12,793 --> 01:13:16,729 YEAH. I UNDERSTAND. 1449 01:13:16,863 --> 01:13:19,765 DON'T YOU BE SO DAMN UNDERSTANDING, RALPH! 1450 01:13:22,603 --> 01:13:25,404 HEY, THERE'S A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE IN THE REFRIGERATOR. 1451 01:13:25,539 --> 01:13:26,605 LET'S BREAK IT OPEN. 1452 01:13:26,740 --> 01:13:29,074 COME ON, BOY. COME ON, BOY. 1453 01:13:29,209 --> 01:13:33,812 WELL, YOU ARE A SQUARE, BUT A DECENT SQUARE. 1454 01:13:33,814 --> 01:13:37,415 Ralph and George: ¶ BLESS 'EM ALL ¶ 1455 01:13:37,417 --> 01:13:39,752 ¶ THE LONG AND THE SHORT AND THE TALL ¶ 1456 01:13:39,886 --> 01:13:41,286 ¶ AND THE TALL ¶ 1457 01:13:41,288 --> 01:13:44,889 ¶ BLESS ALL THE BLONDIES AND THE BRUNETTES ¶ 1458 01:13:45,025 --> 01:13:47,826 ¶ EACH LAD IS HAPPY TO TAKE WHAT HE GETS ¶ 1459 01:13:47,828 --> 01:13:50,428 ¶ OH, BLESS 'EM ALL ¶ 1460 01:13:50,430 --> 01:13:51,496 HEY! HA! 1461 01:13:54,769 --> 01:13:58,837 AND THEY--AND THEY CALLED HER MISS DORA SHAKING-CHIN 1462 01:13:58,973 --> 01:14:00,105 FROM THAT DAY ON. 1463 01:14:00,240 --> 01:14:03,108 HA HA HA! 1464 01:14:03,243 --> 01:14:06,578 WELL, OLD DORA DIDN'T SHAKE ANY MORE THAN I DID THAT DAY, 1465 01:14:06,713 --> 01:14:10,649 NOT THAT I WASN'T SCARED EVERY DAY IN KOREA, LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE. 1466 01:14:10,651 --> 01:14:13,918 I WASN'T. 1467 01:14:14,054 --> 01:14:15,387 COME ON, OLD BUDDY. 1468 01:14:15,522 --> 01:14:18,457 I WAS NOT SCARED IN KOREA. 1469 01:14:18,592 --> 01:14:22,327 GEORGE, NOW, WHEN ARE YOU AND A MILLION OTHER GUYS IN THIS COUNTRY 1470 01:14:22,329 --> 01:14:23,796 GOING TO GET OVER THE IDEA 1471 01:14:23,930 --> 01:14:28,066 THAT A REAL HE-MAN IS A BIG, LOUDMOUTH APE? 1472 01:14:28,202 --> 01:14:30,735 GNASHING HIS TEETH AT THE WORLD, LOOKING FOR A FIGHT? 1473 01:14:30,737 --> 01:14:33,806 IN OTHER WORDS, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA STOP PLAYING SUPERMAN, BOY? 1474 01:14:33,940 --> 01:14:36,074 IT SURE AIN'T DOING YOU ANY GOOD. 1475 01:14:36,076 --> 01:14:38,677 LIKE THE WAY YOU ACT WITH YOUR WIFE. 1476 01:14:38,679 --> 01:14:40,879 MAYBE THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG. 1477 01:14:40,881 --> 01:14:43,882 I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY WIFE! 1478 01:14:44,018 --> 01:14:45,684 WELL, YOU BETTER TALK ABOUT HER, BOY. 1479 01:14:45,820 --> 01:14:47,552 YOU BETTER GIVE IT SOME THOUGHT, NOW, 1480 01:14:47,688 --> 01:14:50,022 OR YOU'RE GONNA END UP GEORGE HAVERSTICK THE LAST... 1481 01:14:50,157 --> 01:14:52,157 OBSOLETE. 1482 01:14:52,292 --> 01:14:57,762 MAN, A WOMAN IS A HUMAN BEING, JUST LIKE US. 1483 01:14:57,898 --> 01:15:02,567 A VULNERABLE CREATURE THAT NEEDS KINDNESS AND TENDERNESS, 1484 01:15:02,569 --> 01:15:03,768 JUST LIKE US. 1485 01:15:03,770 --> 01:15:06,238 MAYBE YOU NEED IT, BUT, UH, I DON'T. 1486 01:15:06,373 --> 01:15:09,842 YOU NEED IT, SON. YOU JUST THINK SUPERMAN SHOULDN'T. 1487 01:15:09,976 --> 01:15:14,112 I KNOW WHAT WENT WRONG BETWEEN YOU TWO AS IF I SAW IT ALL ON TV. 1488 01:15:14,114 --> 01:15:16,048 OH, YOU'RE THE EXPERT, HUH? THE HEADSHRINKER. 1489 01:15:16,183 --> 01:15:17,850 ALRIGHT, NOW, LISTEN. NOW, LISTEN TO ME. 1490 01:15:17,984 --> 01:15:18,984 NOW, LOOK, NOW. 1491 01:15:20,987 --> 01:15:23,121 THERE SHE IS, RIGHT? A NEW BRIDE. 1492 01:15:23,257 --> 01:15:25,390 SHE'S NERVOUS, AND SHE'S SCARED, 1493 01:15:25,392 --> 01:15:30,395 TURNING TO YOU FOR THAT KINDNESS AND TENDERNESS WE JUST TALKED ABOUT, 1494 01:15:30,397 --> 01:15:32,597 BUT YOU'RE 10 TIMES AS SCARED AS SHE IS. 1495 01:15:32,733 --> 01:15:35,200 SCARED? WHAT DO YOU MEAN SCARED? SCARED OF WHAT? 1496 01:15:35,202 --> 01:15:38,270 THE SAME THING YOU'VE BEEN SCARED OF 1497 01:15:38,405 --> 01:15:40,672 THAT SOMEONE'S GONNA FIND OUT YOU'RE NOT THE BIGGEST 1498 01:15:40,807 --> 01:15:45,277 OR THE TOUGHEST OR THE BEST OR EVEN THE GREATEST LOVER OF ALL TIME, 1499 01:15:45,412 --> 01:15:49,814 THE ONE WITH THE BUILT-IN EVEREADY BATTERY, WHICH NO ONE IS. 1500 01:15:49,816 --> 01:15:50,883 MAYBE YOU'RE NOT, MY FRIEND, 1501 01:15:51,017 --> 01:15:52,885 BUT ON THAT PARTICULAR SUBJECT, 1502 01:15:53,019 --> 01:15:55,420 EVERYBODY'S GOT TO SPEAK FOR HIMSELF. 1503 01:15:55,556 --> 01:15:57,422 OH, NOW, COME ON, NOW. 1504 01:15:57,558 --> 01:16:00,225 NOW, YOU KNOW I CAN SPEAK FOR YOU, FRIEND. 1505 01:16:00,360 --> 01:16:02,427 I SAT THROUGH ENOUGH BULL SESSIONS IN KOREA 1506 01:16:02,429 --> 01:16:04,829 LISTENING TO YOU SWAP LIES 1507 01:16:04,965 --> 01:16:06,831 HOW MANY, HOW OFTEN, HOW GREAT. 1508 01:16:06,967 --> 01:16:11,904 ONLY THEN YOU'D GO UPSTAIRS AND SIT ON STRAW MATS WITH THOSE DOLLS, 1509 01:16:12,038 --> 01:16:16,775 DRINKING RICE WINE AND TEACHING THEM ENGLISH. 1510 01:16:16,911 --> 01:16:18,911 WHICH ONE OF THEM TOLD YOU THAT? 1511 01:16:19,045 --> 01:16:21,379 WHICH ONE? EVERY ONE. 1512 01:16:21,381 --> 01:16:25,517 YOU JUST SAT UP THERE DRINKING SAKE AND TEACHING THEM ENGLISH UNTIL-- 1513 01:16:25,652 --> 01:16:28,587 RALPH, I OUGHT TO BUST YOU ONE! 1514 01:16:28,589 --> 01:16:29,455 WHY? 1515 01:16:30,925 --> 01:16:36,661 MAN. I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU. DON'T YOU KNOW THAT? 1516 01:16:36,663 --> 01:16:38,330 YOU'RE NOT A "CASH ON THE LINE, 1517 01:16:38,465 --> 01:16:40,599 I'LL PAY FOR IT, TAKE IT" GUY. 1518 01:16:40,601 --> 01:16:42,467 THAT'S ALL. 1519 01:16:42,469 --> 01:16:46,305 IT'S NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF, GEORGE. 1520 01:16:47,341 --> 01:16:48,407 RALPH? 1521 01:16:48,542 --> 01:16:49,408 YEAH? 1522 01:16:49,543 --> 01:16:51,743 I NEVER TOLD YOU BACK THERE, BUT... 1523 01:16:51,878 --> 01:16:55,880 WELL, YOU SEE, I HAD ME THIS LITTLE GIRL ON THE SIDE. 1524 01:16:56,016 --> 01:16:57,015 AW, NO, MAN. 1525 01:16:57,151 --> 01:16:59,618 LOOK, NOW, YOU DON'T HAVE TO FABRICATE 1526 01:16:59,753 --> 01:17:03,021 SOME KIND OF SIGN OR A FANTASY JUST FOR ME. 1527 01:17:03,157 --> 01:17:04,823 WHAT ABOUT BIG SPRINGS, TEXAS? 1528 01:17:04,825 --> 01:17:07,025 I MEAN, YOU NEVER GOT ANYWHERE WITH THOSE CHICKS 1529 01:17:07,161 --> 01:17:09,494 UNTIL I FIXED YOU UP. ADMIT IT, GO ON! 1530 01:17:09,630 --> 01:17:12,096 NOW, DON'T GET SORE. DON'T GET SORE. 1531 01:17:12,098 --> 01:17:15,433 SURE, WOMEN LIKE YOU. EVERYBODY LIKES YOU. DON'T YOU KNOW THAT? 1532 01:17:15,435 --> 01:17:17,235 I LIKE YOU. 1533 01:17:17,371 --> 01:17:20,439 THAT'S WHY I DON'T LIKE TO SEE YOU SHAKING YOURSELF TO PIECES. 1534 01:17:20,574 --> 01:17:25,043 AND I GOT A HUNCH THIS VERY SUBJECT IS WHAT'S CAUSING YOUR SHAKES, BOY. 1535 01:17:25,179 --> 01:17:26,645 THE DOCTORS AT THE BELVEDERE GENERAL HOSPITAL, 1536 01:17:26,781 --> 01:17:29,181 THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT MAKES ME SHAKE, BUT YOU DO? 1537 01:17:29,316 --> 01:17:32,651 I KNOW ONE THING. I KNOW ANY GUY THAT GOES THROUGH LIFE 1538 01:17:32,653 --> 01:17:34,853 TELLING HIMSELF AND EVERYBODY ELSE HE'S SUPERMAN, 1539 01:17:34,855 --> 01:17:36,655 BOY, HAS GOT TO SHAKE. 1540 01:17:36,791 --> 01:17:38,991 'CAUSE THERE IS NO SUPERMAN. 1541 01:17:39,125 --> 01:17:42,727 HE'S JUST A CHARACTER IN THE FUNNY PAPERS. THAT'S ALL, GEORGE. 1542 01:17:42,863 --> 01:17:45,330 AND YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAT, BOY. YOU'RE REAL. 1543 01:17:45,466 --> 01:17:50,202 IT'S ALRIGHT TO HAVE NEEDS AND WEAKNESSES. 1544 01:17:50,337 --> 01:17:52,537 YOU WAS SCARED IN THE WAR. 1545 01:17:52,673 --> 01:17:55,808 IT ISN'T A LIMOUSINE, MAN. IT'S A HEARSE. 1546 01:17:55,942 --> 01:17:57,876 YOU DO NEED TENDERNESS. 1547 01:17:58,012 --> 01:18:01,680 NOW, IF YOU'LL ADMIT IT, YOU CAN GET IT. 1548 01:18:01,682 --> 01:18:04,483 YOU WEREN'T SUPERMAN WHEN THAT GIRL FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU. 1549 01:18:04,485 --> 01:18:07,519 YOU WERE FLAT ON YOUR BACK, BOY, WITH THE SHAKES. 1550 01:18:08,955 --> 01:18:10,222 LET'S TALK ABOUT THE RANCH. 1551 01:18:10,357 --> 01:18:13,158 OH, NO, NO, MAN. LET'S TALK ABOUT MARRIAGE. 1552 01:18:13,293 --> 01:18:15,627 NO! NOW, I DON'T WANT A LECTURE ON MARRIAGE 1553 01:18:15,762 --> 01:18:19,164 FROM A MAN SPENDING CHRISTMAS EVE WITH A COCKER SPANIEL DOG! 1554 01:18:21,635 --> 01:18:24,369 HEY. 1555 01:18:24,371 --> 01:18:25,838 THE DOG IS BACK. HOW COME? 1556 01:18:25,972 --> 01:18:28,040 DOGGY JUST COME BACK, THAT'S ALL. 1557 01:18:30,644 --> 01:18:31,510 OH, BROTHER! 1558 01:18:31,645 --> 01:18:32,911 OH, BOY! 1559 01:18:34,849 --> 01:18:36,381 IS SHE OUT THERE, BOY? 1560 01:18:36,383 --> 01:18:38,484 Isabel: I BROUGHT THE DOG BACK. 1561 01:18:43,724 --> 01:18:47,659 UH, WE...WE... 1562 01:18:51,198 --> 01:18:54,199 YOU WERE AWFUL QUIET IN THERE, HONEY. 1563 01:18:54,201 --> 01:18:59,304 OH, WELL, I WAS FRESHENING UP IN YOUR SWEET LITTLE BATHROOM. 1564 01:19:03,009 --> 01:19:07,812 WELL, YOU... YOU STILL WANT ME TO GET THAT HOTEL ROOM FOR YOU? 1565 01:19:07,948 --> 01:19:10,949 HEY, NOW, COME ON. NEVER MIND THAT, NOW, HUH? 1566 01:19:10,951 --> 01:19:13,151 NOW, WHAT WE NEED IS A LITTLE FOOD. 1567 01:19:13,153 --> 01:19:16,088 NOW, WHY DON'T WE JUST GO ON DOWN AND... 1568 01:19:17,892 --> 01:19:20,158 SHH. 1569 01:19:20,160 --> 01:19:21,260 SHH. 1570 01:19:30,837 --> 01:19:33,305 MY IN-LAWS. 1571 01:19:33,440 --> 01:19:35,708 MAY THEIR TRIBE DECREASE. 1572 01:19:38,579 --> 01:19:41,714 GET THE THINGS OUT OF THE KITCHEN AND PUT THEM IN THE CAR. 1573 01:19:41,848 --> 01:19:43,515 WATCH OUT YOU DON'T SLIP. 1574 01:19:43,650 --> 01:19:46,719 THIS IS BATES' DRIVEWAY. IF SHE SLIPS, SHE CAN SUE. I'LL HELP HER. 1575 01:19:46,853 --> 01:19:49,187 OH, I'M GLAD THEY CAME. 1576 01:19:49,189 --> 01:19:51,055 LET'S HAVE IT OUT IN THE OPEN. 1577 01:19:51,057 --> 01:19:52,190 CARDS RIGHT ON THE TABLE. 1578 01:19:54,060 --> 01:19:55,994 WHY DON'T I GO TO THE KITCHEN? 1579 01:19:55,996 --> 01:19:59,464 WILL YOU JUST GET IN HERE WHILE I GET THROUGH WITH THIS HASSLE? HUH? 1580 01:19:59,600 --> 01:20:01,266 YOU JUST GET UNDER HIS BED. 1581 01:20:02,669 --> 01:20:04,402 THEY WANT TROUBLE, THEY'RE GONNA GET TROUBLE! 1582 01:20:04,404 --> 01:20:06,338 WHY DON'T YOU CALM DOWN, TAKE IT EASY! 1583 01:20:06,473 --> 01:20:09,141 RELAX, BOY! RELAX. JUST SIT THERE. 1584 01:20:09,276 --> 01:20:11,543 JUST SIT THERE AND RELAX. JUST KEEP CALM. RELAX, BOY. 1585 01:20:12,679 --> 01:20:13,678 THAT'S IT. 1586 01:20:15,682 --> 01:20:17,215 LET THEM WAIT. COOL THEIR HEELS. 1587 01:20:20,287 --> 01:20:21,686 MAYBE HE'LL GET A STROKE. 1588 01:20:25,292 --> 01:20:27,393 WHAT'S THAT HEARSE DOING HERE? 1589 01:20:29,496 --> 01:20:32,564 I HOPE TO GOD IT'S COME FOR RALPH BATES. 1590 01:20:35,836 --> 01:20:40,705 WELL, MR. AND MRS. MAC. WHAT A SURPRISE. 1591 01:20:40,707 --> 01:20:42,507 WE'VE COME TO PICK UP DOTTY'S THINGS. 1592 01:20:42,509 --> 01:20:43,642 UH, WELL, THAT'S OKAY. 1593 01:20:43,644 --> 01:20:46,311 YOU BET IT'S OKAY, WAR HERO. 1594 01:20:46,313 --> 01:20:48,446 BUT I'LL TELL YOU 1595 01:20:48,448 --> 01:20:51,650 SOLICITING CASH OFFERS FOR MY DAUGHTER'S POSSESSIONS! 1596 01:20:51,786 --> 01:20:54,252 ALL I DID WAS CALL SMOKEY ANDERSON-- 1597 01:20:54,254 --> 01:20:56,120 WE KNOW WHAT YOU DID, WAR HERO. 1598 01:20:56,122 --> 01:20:59,391 LOOK, I TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES, NOW, DON'T CALL ME WAR HERO. 1599 01:20:59,526 --> 01:21:01,126 WHY? ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU WERE? 1600 01:21:01,261 --> 01:21:02,727 George: YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT HE WAS. 1601 01:21:02,863 --> 01:21:07,800 I'VE FLOWN OVER 70 MISSIONS IN KOREA WITH THIS BOY. 1602 01:21:07,934 --> 01:21:09,201 WHO IS THIS? 1603 01:21:09,336 --> 01:21:11,135 THAT'S AN OLD BUDDY OF MINE-- 1604 01:21:11,137 --> 01:21:12,137 GEORGE HAVERSTICK. 1605 01:21:12,272 --> 01:21:13,472 THE FIFTH. 1606 01:21:13,607 --> 01:21:17,476 OH, YEAH. THE OLD WAR BUDDY. 1607 01:21:17,478 --> 01:21:20,012 Alice: STUART, I'LL GET CLOTHES WHILE SUSIE DOES THE KITCHEN. 1608 01:21:20,146 --> 01:21:24,282 HER CLOTHES, FINE, BUT DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING THAT BELONGS TO US BOTH. 1609 01:21:24,418 --> 01:21:25,818 SUCH AS WHAT? 1610 01:21:25,952 --> 01:21:28,620 WE GAVE DOTTY HER SILVER, HER MIXMASTER, 1611 01:21:28,755 --> 01:21:31,356 HER TV LAST CHRISTMAS, EVERYTHING, 1612 01:21:31,492 --> 01:21:32,757 AND WE'RE TAKING THEM BACK. 1613 01:21:32,759 --> 01:21:34,626 WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT, WAR HERO? 1614 01:21:34,761 --> 01:21:39,498 HOW DOES DOROTHEA FEEL ABOUT THIS? 1615 01:21:39,633 --> 01:21:42,300 SICK! THAT'S HOW SHE FEELS. SICK! 1616 01:21:42,436 --> 01:21:43,768 I BELIEVE YOU. I BELIEVE YOU. 1617 01:21:43,770 --> 01:21:46,571 SHE GOT MANY A FAULT SHE GOT FROM YOU TWO, 1618 01:21:46,573 --> 01:21:49,041 BUT--BUT SHE'S NOT CHEAP, BOY, SHE'S NOT-- 1619 01:21:49,176 --> 01:21:52,277 TAKE IT EASY, RALPH. TAKE IT EASY. DON'T BLOW A GASKET! 1620 01:21:52,279 --> 01:21:54,312 AAH!AAH! 1621 01:21:54,448 --> 01:21:59,251 STUART, THERE'S A WOMAN IN DOTTY'S BEDROOM. 1622 01:21:59,386 --> 01:22:00,719 THAT'S MY WIFE! 1623 01:22:00,721 --> 01:22:02,855 YEAH, YEAH. THAT'S GEORGE'S WIFE! 1624 01:22:02,989 --> 01:22:06,725 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN PLANNING THIS? 1625 01:22:06,861 --> 01:22:07,726 HOW... 1626 01:22:14,601 --> 01:22:17,236 I'M MRS. GEORGE HAVERSTICK. 1627 01:22:18,072 --> 01:22:19,337 UH... 1628 01:22:19,339 --> 01:22:21,273 YOU PROBABLY MET MY HUSBAND INSIDE. 1629 01:22:21,408 --> 01:22:24,476 WELL, IF HE'S A FRIEND OF RALPH BATES, WATCH OUT. 1630 01:22:24,611 --> 01:22:25,277 WHY? 1631 01:22:25,412 --> 01:22:28,613 BIRDS OF A FEATHER. 1632 01:22:28,749 --> 01:22:30,482 I DON'T LIKE TO INTRUDE, BUT... 1633 01:22:30,617 --> 01:22:31,816 DON'T YOU THINK YOUNG PEOPLE 1634 01:22:31,818 --> 01:22:34,419 SHOULD WORK OUT THEIR OWN PROBLEMS? 1635 01:22:34,421 --> 01:22:39,424 MRS. WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS, YOU HAVE NO CONCEPTION OF THE SITUATION. 1636 01:22:39,426 --> 01:22:43,228 FURTHERMORE, IF YOU MARRIED A FRIEND OF MY DAUGHTER'S HUSBAND, 1637 01:22:43,230 --> 01:22:45,297 YOU HAVE YOUR OWN PROBLEMS. 1638 01:22:45,432 --> 01:22:50,569 TELL ME, IS HE LIVING ON HIS WAR RECORD, TOO? 1639 01:22:50,704 --> 01:22:54,773 NO, MRS. WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS! 1640 01:22:54,775 --> 01:22:57,576 MY HUSBAND IS NOT LIVING ON HIS WAR RECORD, 1641 01:22:57,711 --> 01:22:59,043 WHICH WAS DISTINGUISHED 1642 01:22:59,045 --> 01:23:02,715 AND WHICH LEFT HIM WITH A NERVOUS DISABILITY... 1643 01:23:02,849 --> 01:23:04,783 WHICH HE'D HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO LIVE ON 1644 01:23:04,919 --> 01:23:06,985 IF HE WERE THAT KIND, WHICH HE IS NOT! 1645 01:23:06,987 --> 01:23:10,589 AND WHILE I WAS BROUGHT UP TO BE POLITE TO OLD PEOPLE, 1646 01:23:10,724 --> 01:23:13,926 I'M NOT GONNA STAND BY AND HAVE YOU SAY THINGS ABOUT MY HUSBAND 1647 01:23:14,060 --> 01:23:16,528 THAT ARE...UNCALLED FOR! 1648 01:23:17,798 --> 01:23:18,597 OH. 1649 01:23:19,600 --> 01:23:21,533 I BETTER MAKE THAT COFFEE. 1650 01:23:30,411 --> 01:23:33,278 YOU FELLAS ARE LIVING PRETTY HIGH ON THE HOG. 1651 01:23:33,280 --> 01:23:35,347 CHAMPAGNE AND BLONDES, HUH? 1652 01:23:35,482 --> 01:23:37,549 HEY, BUDDY, THAT HAPPENS TO BE MY WIFE! 1653 01:23:37,684 --> 01:23:39,417 CONSIDER THE SOURCE, BOY, JUST CONSIDER THE SOURCE. 1654 01:23:39,419 --> 01:23:40,885 I'LL DROP HIM! 1655 01:23:40,887 --> 01:23:43,288 BETTER WATCH THE WAY YOU ACT, MAC. 1656 01:23:43,290 --> 01:23:45,223 YOU'RE NOT AT HOME NOW, YOU KNOW. 1657 01:23:45,359 --> 01:23:46,825 TELL ME SOMETHING, BATES. 1658 01:23:46,961 --> 01:23:49,694 WHY DO YOU FEEL SO STINKING SUPERIOR TO ME? 1659 01:23:49,696 --> 01:23:51,964 AW, DID YOU NOTICE THAT? 1660 01:23:52,098 --> 01:23:55,367 YOU'VE ALWAYS ACTED SUPERIOR TO ME FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON. 1661 01:23:55,502 --> 01:23:57,169 I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHAT IT IS. 1662 01:23:57,304 --> 01:23:59,104 I'LL ANSWER THAT QUESTION, RALPH. 1663 01:23:59,239 --> 01:24:04,442 HE FEELS SUPERIOR TO YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE A BIG MALE COW. 1664 01:24:04,444 --> 01:24:05,510 YOU YOUNG PUNK! 1665 01:24:05,646 --> 01:24:07,512 A BIG SPIRITUAL MALE COW! 1666 01:24:07,648 --> 01:24:10,915 SHUT UP, GEORGE, HUH? JUST SHUT UP! 1667 01:24:10,917 --> 01:24:13,986 NOW LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION, MAC. 1668 01:24:14,120 --> 01:24:17,589 IF YOU FAIL TO SEE ANYTHING SO SPECIAL ABOUT ME, 1669 01:24:17,724 --> 01:24:19,724 WHY DID YOU ASK ME TO MARRY YOUR DAUGHTER? 1670 01:24:19,726 --> 01:24:21,259 DID WHAT? DID WHAT? I NEVER-- 1671 01:24:21,395 --> 01:24:23,996 NOW, WAIT A MINUTE! YOU DIDN'T SUGGEST I MARRY DOTTY? 1672 01:24:24,131 --> 01:24:24,997 STUART, YOU DIDN'T! 1673 01:24:25,132 --> 01:24:26,999 I HAVE NO SUCH RECOLLECTION! 1674 01:24:27,133 --> 01:24:29,401 I REMEMBER I GAVE YOU A FATHERLY TALK ONCE. 1675 01:24:29,536 --> 01:24:31,203 WHEN YOU WANTED TO QUIT YOUR JOB 1676 01:24:31,338 --> 01:24:32,805 BECAUSE YOU SAID THE WORK WAS MONOTONOUS, 1677 01:24:32,939 --> 01:24:35,874 AND I TOLD YOU MONOTONY WAS A BIG PART OF LIFE, 1678 01:24:36,010 --> 01:24:39,143 THAT I HAD MY EYE ON YOU, WHICH I DID AT THAT TIME. 1679 01:24:39,145 --> 01:24:42,547 UH-HUH. YOU DON'T REMEMBER THE REST OF IT? 1680 01:24:42,683 --> 01:24:44,483 SAYING YOU WERE LIVING ON BORROWED TIME 1681 01:24:44,618 --> 01:24:46,885 BECAUSE OF DIABETES AND SO FORTH? 1682 01:24:46,887 --> 01:24:48,753 AND THAT DOTTY WAS INTERESTED IN ME 1683 01:24:48,755 --> 01:24:50,422 AND THAT THE MAN SHE MARRIED 1684 01:24:50,557 --> 01:24:53,692 WOULD BE HEIR TO YOUR THRONE AT REGAL DAIRY 1685 01:24:53,694 --> 01:24:55,560 AND ITS SUBSIDIARIES, 1686 01:24:55,696 --> 01:24:58,763 SUCH AS ROYAL ICE CREAM AND MONARCH CHEESE, 1687 01:24:58,765 --> 01:25:01,366 WHEN YOU DEPARTED FROM THIS EARTH? 1688 01:25:01,368 --> 01:25:03,568 WHICH IS STILL A COMING ATTRACTION. 1689 01:25:03,570 --> 01:25:06,371 I ADMIT I OFFERED YOU A GREAT OPPORTUNITY... 1690 01:25:06,507 --> 01:25:10,709 WHICH YOU SPIT ON BY YOUR DISRESPECT, BY YOUR MISBEHAV-- 1691 01:25:10,711 --> 01:25:12,644 WAIT A MINUTE, NOW! I RESPECT DOROTHEA! 1692 01:25:12,779 --> 01:25:14,579 I ALWAYS DID, AND I ALWAYS WILL. 1693 01:25:14,715 --> 01:25:16,515 AND I MARRIED HER AND PROVIDED HER 1694 01:25:16,650 --> 01:25:18,450 WITH AN OFFSPRING-- A MALE ONE. 1695 01:25:18,585 --> 01:25:19,918 IT STARTED OUT A MALE ONE. 1696 01:25:20,054 --> 01:25:22,521 I CAN'T HELP IT IF SHE'S TURNING HIM INTO A SISSY! 1697 01:25:22,656 --> 01:25:24,122 STUART, WHAT DOES HE MEAN? 1698 01:25:24,124 --> 01:25:27,325 I MEAN I MARRIED HER AND PROVIDED HER WITH AN OFFSPRING. 1699 01:25:27,461 --> 01:25:29,594 STUART, WHAT IS HE SAYING? 1700 01:25:29,730 --> 01:25:33,065 THAT HE HAD THE BABY, NOT DOTTY? 1701 01:25:33,200 --> 01:25:37,670 WHY DON'T THEY JUST STOP SHOUTING AND TALK THINGS OVER REASONABLY? 1702 01:25:37,804 --> 01:25:40,539 THAT'S TOO MUCH TO ASK OF SOME PEOPLE. 1703 01:25:40,674 --> 01:25:41,473 Stuart: ...A BUM LIKE YOU! 1704 01:25:41,608 --> 01:25:43,007 Ralph: DON'T CALL ME THAT! 1705 01:25:43,009 --> 01:25:45,744 WHAT ARE YOU? YOU COULD'VE HAD THE MOON FROM ME 1706 01:25:45,746 --> 01:25:47,612 IF YOU'D PLAYED ME RIGHT, NOW I'M THROUGH! 1707 01:25:47,614 --> 01:25:49,013 ALICE, YOU GOT THE THINGS? 1708 01:25:49,149 --> 01:25:50,749 DOROTHEA'S CLOTHES, BUT THERE'S STILL THE APPLIANCES. 1709 01:25:50,751 --> 01:25:51,750 WHICH YOU'RE NOT TAKING. 1710 01:25:51,752 --> 01:25:53,218 AND THE CHILD'S CHRISTMAS. 1711 01:25:53,220 --> 01:25:54,086 WHICH YOU'RE NOT TAKING. 1712 01:25:54,221 --> 01:25:55,387 AND THE-- 1713 01:25:58,358 --> 01:25:59,725 WHAT'S THIS? 1714 01:26:01,295 --> 01:26:03,228 A FUR COAT? 1715 01:26:03,363 --> 01:26:07,566 MM-HMM. THAT IS A SHEARED BEAVER FUR COAT WHICH COST 700 BUCKS, 1716 01:26:07,701 --> 01:26:09,834 WHICH I BOUGHT DOTTY FOR CHRISTMAS, 1717 01:26:09,836 --> 01:26:11,636 AND WHICH YOU ARE ALSO NOT TAKING. 1718 01:26:11,638 --> 01:26:13,372 JUST WHERE'D YOU GET 700 BUCKS? 1719 01:26:13,507 --> 01:26:15,440 FROM MY SAVINGS ACCOUNT, THAT'S JUST WHERE. 1720 01:26:15,442 --> 01:26:17,442 THAT'S A JOINT ACCOUNT. 1721 01:26:17,578 --> 01:26:19,978 STUART... PICK UP THAT COAT. 1722 01:26:19,980 --> 01:26:22,046 IF HE TOUCHES THAT COAT, I'LL CLOBBER HIM, 1723 01:26:22,048 --> 01:26:25,183 AND I NEVER HIT AN OLD MAN YET. 1724 01:26:25,185 --> 01:26:27,185 STUART... 1725 01:26:27,321 --> 01:26:29,855 PICK UP THAT COAT. 1726 01:26:32,393 --> 01:26:34,760 OFFICER! OFFICER! 1727 01:26:36,196 --> 01:26:38,597 WELL, NO KIDDING! 1728 01:26:38,599 --> 01:26:41,866 ¶ JOY TO THE WORLD, THE LORD IS COME ¶ 1729 01:26:41,868 --> 01:26:42,734 OFFICER! 1730 01:26:42,869 --> 01:26:45,870 ¶ LET EARTH RECEIVE HER KING ¶ 1731 01:26:46,006 --> 01:26:50,809 ¶ LET EVERY HEART PREPARE HIM ROOM ¶ 1732 01:26:50,811 --> 01:26:52,677 ¶ AND HEAVEN AND NATURE SING ¶ 1733 01:26:52,679 --> 01:26:54,747 ¶ AND HEAVEN AND NATURE SING ¶ 1734 01:26:54,881 --> 01:26:58,016 ¶ AND HEAVEN, AND HEAVEN AND NATURE SING ¶ 1735 01:26:58,018 --> 01:26:59,551 GO AWAY, FOR-- 1736 01:26:59,686 --> 01:27:01,486 GO! GO AWAY! 1737 01:27:01,488 --> 01:27:02,687 ¶ THE SAVIOR REIGNS ¶ 1738 01:27:02,823 --> 01:27:06,425 ¶ LET MEN THEIR SONGS EMPLOY ¶ 1739 01:27:06,560 --> 01:27:09,828 ¶ WHILE FIELDS AND FLOODS, ROCKS... ¶ 1740 01:27:09,830 --> 01:27:13,165 MERRY CHRISTMAS. SOMETHING'S BURNING. 1741 01:27:13,300 --> 01:27:14,899 OH, THE COFFEE! 1742 01:27:14,901 --> 01:27:17,770 WELL, OFFICER, THE SITUATION IS CUT AND DRIED. 1743 01:27:17,904 --> 01:27:19,371 I JUST WANNA REMOVE MY DAUGHTER'S VALUABLES 1744 01:27:19,506 --> 01:27:22,707 BEFORE THIS YOUNG FELLA CAN SELL THEM AND SKIP TOWN. 1745 01:27:22,843 --> 01:27:25,177 WELL, IF HE DOES, I'LL CLOBBER HIM. HA HA HA. 1746 01:27:25,312 --> 01:27:27,912 SO MAYBE YOU BETTER ARREST ME, IF HE'S GOT GROUNDS. 1747 01:27:28,048 --> 01:27:30,515 I'VE GOT GROUNDS! DON'T YOU WORRY I AIN'T GOT GROUNDS! 1748 01:27:30,651 --> 01:27:32,317 WELL, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. 1749 01:27:32,319 --> 01:27:34,386 YOU DON'T HAVE TO KNOW. I'LL TELL YOU! 1750 01:27:34,521 --> 01:27:36,455 THE POLICE CHIEF'S A LODGE BROTHER OF MINE! 1751 01:27:36,590 --> 01:27:38,523 OFFICER, DO YOUR DUTY, HMM? 1752 01:27:38,659 --> 01:27:41,526 STUART, RALPH'S FACE IS STILL TEMPORARILY ASSOCIATED WITH OUR NAME, 1753 01:27:41,528 --> 01:27:45,798 WHICH I WOULD PREFER SHOULD NOT BE SMIRCHED WITH SORDID PUBLICITY. 1754 01:27:45,932 --> 01:27:49,468 THINK, STUART. CAN'T THIS POLICEMAN JUST RESTRAIN HIM, 1755 01:27:49,603 --> 01:27:51,136 OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU DO? 1756 01:27:51,271 --> 01:27:52,337 NO! 1757 01:27:52,473 --> 01:27:55,140 GOOD FOR YOU! IF YOU'RE GONNA DO IT, DO IT RIGHT. 1758 01:27:55,275 --> 01:27:57,942 ONLY DO IT REAL RIGHT-- MAKE IT STICK. 1759 01:27:58,078 --> 01:28:00,345 COME BE A WITNESS, PAL. THIS CONCERNS YOU. 1760 01:28:00,481 --> 01:28:03,882 WE MIGHT JUST GET THE CASH FOR THAT RANCH FROM STUART P. McGILL 1761 01:28:03,884 --> 01:28:06,819 FOR FALSE ARREST, DAMAGING MY POSITION IN THE COMMUNITY, 1762 01:28:06,953 --> 01:28:07,952 ETCETERA, ETCETERA. 1763 01:28:08,088 --> 01:28:10,622 YOU LEFT OUT LIBEL AND SLANDER. 1764 01:28:10,757 --> 01:28:12,157 OKAY, CHIEF, I'LL DO THAT. 1765 01:28:12,292 --> 01:28:15,760 WELL, IT'S PRETTY QUIET, BUT IT'S A LITTLE EARLY YET. 1766 01:28:15,762 --> 01:28:18,363 YEAH. YEAH? 1767 01:28:18,499 --> 01:28:20,432 YOU HAVE ONE FOR ME, TOO, YOU HEAR? 1768 01:28:22,036 --> 01:28:24,436 HE TELL YOU HE WAS A LODGE BROTHER OF MINE? 1769 01:28:24,571 --> 01:28:26,771 HE SURE DID. HE SENT YOU, UH... 1770 01:28:26,907 --> 01:28:29,241 FRATERNAL GREETINGS, I THINK IT WAS. 1771 01:28:29,376 --> 01:28:30,442 THAT ALL HE SAID? 1772 01:28:30,577 --> 01:28:32,711 UM...NO. 1773 01:28:32,847 --> 01:28:34,779 HE SAID I SHOULD PROCEED WITH UTMOST CAUTION 1774 01:28:34,915 --> 01:28:36,448 ON ACCOUNT OF MR. BATES HERE 1775 01:28:36,583 --> 01:28:38,450 BEING SUCH A WELL-KNOWN WAR HERO. 1776 01:28:41,788 --> 01:28:43,856 NOW, UH... THE WAY I READ IT, 1777 01:28:43,990 --> 01:28:47,392 YOU'RE ACCUSING MR. BATES OF... WHAT WAS IT AGAIN? 1778 01:28:47,394 --> 01:28:48,993 ATTEMPTED EMBEZZLEMENT! 1779 01:28:49,129 --> 01:28:50,795 ATTEMPTED, UH... 1780 01:28:50,931 --> 01:28:54,399 NOW, I DON'T THINK I EVER HEARD OF THAT PARTICULAR CHARGE. 1781 01:28:54,401 --> 01:28:56,801 A MAN EMBEZZLES OR HE DON'T EMBEZZLE, YOU KNOW? 1782 01:28:56,937 --> 01:28:59,872 HE WAS ABOUT TO EMBEZZLE MY DAUGHTER'S VALUABLES, 1783 01:29:00,006 --> 01:29:03,341 SUCH AS ELECTRICAL APPLIANCES, OBJETS D'ART--- 1784 01:29:03,477 --> 01:29:05,677 ART OBJECTS, THAT IS-- 1785 01:29:05,812 --> 01:29:08,346 AND LORD KNOWS WHAT ELSE. A TV SET-- 1786 01:29:08,348 --> 01:29:11,015 WHICH WE GAVE MY DAUGHTER LAST CHRISTMAS, NOT HIM, 1787 01:29:11,151 --> 01:29:14,619 AND WHICH WE HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO REMOVE FROM THAT HOUSE! 1788 01:29:14,755 --> 01:29:16,221 YOU WANNA TAKE BACK OLD CHRISTMAS PRESENTS? 1789 01:29:16,356 --> 01:29:19,692 TO REMOVE THEM TO A PLACE OF SAFETY SO HE CAN'T SELL 'EM 1790 01:29:19,826 --> 01:29:20,893 AND SKIP TOWN WITH THE MONEY. 1791 01:29:21,027 --> 01:29:22,694 Ralph: HALF THE MONEY. 1792 01:29:22,829 --> 01:29:26,231 THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN CHARGE MR. BATES WITH ATTEMPTED EMBEZZLEMENT 1793 01:29:26,366 --> 01:29:28,901 OF YOUR DAUGHTER'S ALLEGED VALUABLES IS YOUR DAUGHTER. 1794 01:29:29,035 --> 01:29:31,436 WE'RE HER PARENTS! WE CAN SPEAK FOR HER! 1795 01:29:31,438 --> 01:29:32,771 THAT DON'T COUNT. 1796 01:29:32,907 --> 01:29:35,173 IF BEING A MOTHER DOESN'T COUNT, 1797 01:29:35,175 --> 01:29:37,376 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE SOUTH IS COMING TO. 1798 01:29:37,511 --> 01:29:40,645 SORRY. THE BEST THING TO DO IS TO GET YOUR DAUGHTER HERE. 1799 01:29:40,647 --> 01:29:42,447 I DON'T WANT YOU TO DO THAT. 1800 01:29:42,449 --> 01:29:44,249 WHY NOT? 1801 01:29:44,251 --> 01:29:47,086 Isabel: I BET SHE DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HER PARENTS ARE DOING! 1802 01:29:51,458 --> 01:29:54,659 WHO ARE YOU, MA'AM? 1803 01:29:54,661 --> 01:29:56,261 OH...I-I-I'M SORT OF A FRIEND. 1804 01:29:56,263 --> 01:29:57,061 OF WHOSE? 1805 01:29:57,063 --> 01:29:59,064 OF MR. BATES. WE BOTH ARE. 1806 01:29:59,199 --> 01:30:01,066 I'M A FRIEND OF MRS. BATES, TOO. 1807 01:30:01,201 --> 01:30:03,868 MY DAUGHTER NEVER MET THAT WOMAN IN HER LIFE. 1808 01:30:04,004 --> 01:30:06,338 I'M A FRIEND OF HERS ALL THE SAME! 1809 01:30:06,473 --> 01:30:08,140 WHY, THAT'S NICE. 1810 01:30:08,275 --> 01:30:10,809 DOES SHE KNOW ABOUT ALL THIS-- YOUR DAUGHTER? 1811 01:30:10,811 --> 01:30:12,745 WELL, UH...THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT! 1812 01:30:12,879 --> 01:30:14,813 TO TELL THE TRUTH, I WAS JUST CURIOUS. 1813 01:30:14,815 --> 01:30:16,214 YOU AND ME, SERGEANT. 1814 01:30:16,350 --> 01:30:18,483 THERE'S ONE WAY TO FIND OUT. WHAT'S THE PHONE NUMBER? 1815 01:30:18,619 --> 01:30:22,755 HEADS ARE GONNA ROLL! 1816 01:30:22,889 --> 01:30:25,958 Carolers: ¶ FA-LA-LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA-LA ¶ 1817 01:30:26,093 --> 01:30:29,928 ¶ 'TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY ¶ 1818 01:30:41,375 --> 01:30:42,574 HIDE IT. 1819 01:30:42,709 --> 01:30:45,510 HE'LL FORGET IT IF HE DOESN'T SEE IT. 1820 01:30:45,512 --> 01:30:49,314 I'LL WAIT OUTSIDE SO THEY WON'T HONK OR RING THE BELL. 1821 01:30:49,449 --> 01:30:51,516 MISS DOTTY... 1822 01:30:51,652 --> 01:30:53,152 A LITTLE LIPSTICK WOULDN'T HURT. 1823 01:30:55,121 --> 01:30:57,322 IT WON'T HELP, EITHER. 1824 01:30:57,457 --> 01:31:00,192 Carolers, drunkenly: ¶ WAS TO CERTAIN POOR SHEPHERDS ¶ 1825 01:31:00,327 --> 01:31:03,595 ¶ IN FIELDS AS THEY LAY ¶ 1826 01:31:03,730 --> 01:31:07,065 ¶ IN FIELDS AS THEY... ¶ 1827 01:31:07,067 --> 01:31:08,733 SERGEANT SAYS TAKE THESE NIGHTINGALES HOME. 1828 01:31:08,869 --> 01:31:09,734 OKAY. 1829 01:31:09,870 --> 01:31:11,870 MISS BATES? 1830 01:31:12,006 --> 01:31:14,539 COME WITH ME, MA'AM. 1831 01:31:14,675 --> 01:31:16,608 ¶ ...THAT WAS SO DEEP ¶ 1832 01:31:16,743 --> 01:31:17,676 ¶ NOEL, NOEL ¶ 1833 01:31:17,812 --> 01:31:21,746 Officer: OKAY, OKAY... PLEASE COME! 1834 01:31:21,748 --> 01:31:23,015 WE'RE GOIN' HOME TOGETHER! 1835 01:31:23,150 --> 01:31:25,884 WE'RE GOIN' IN ONE CAR 'CAUSE THAT'S TOGETHERNESS. 1836 01:31:36,030 --> 01:31:38,363 HEY, RALPH... THAT YOUR WIFE? 1837 01:31:38,365 --> 01:31:41,233 MM-MM. IT'S STUART P. McGILL'S DAUGHTER. 1838 01:31:43,704 --> 01:31:44,837 SERGEANT, I JUST WANNA HAVE THIS-- 1839 01:31:44,971 --> 01:31:48,107 ONE MINUTE, MISS, PLEASE. MR. BATES? 1840 01:31:49,976 --> 01:31:52,511 I'M ABOUT TO ASK MISS BATES IF SHE WANTS 1841 01:31:52,646 --> 01:31:55,580 TO CHARGE YOU WITH ATTEMPTED EMBEZZLEMENT OF HER VALUABLES... 1842 01:31:55,582 --> 01:31:58,383 IF THERE IS SUCH A CHARGE, WHICH, LIKE I SAID BEFORE-- 1843 01:31:58,385 --> 01:32:02,320 IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THERE IS OR ISN'T, SERGEANT. 1844 01:32:02,322 --> 01:32:04,589 MY HUSBAND AND I ARE GOING TO BE DIVORCED, 1845 01:32:04,725 --> 01:32:08,060 AND PROPERTY THINGS WILL HAVE TO BE SETTLED ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. 1846 01:32:08,195 --> 01:32:11,596 BUT HE HAS THE RIGHT TO DISPOSE OF ANYTHING THAT BELONGS TO ME 1847 01:32:11,598 --> 01:32:13,131 BECAUSE IT BELONGS TO HIM, TOO. 1848 01:32:13,133 --> 01:32:14,933 YOU GOT TO CONSIDER YOUR LEGAL POSITION-- 1849 01:32:14,935 --> 01:32:17,870 YOU JUST BE QUIET, DADDY! 1850 01:32:18,004 --> 01:32:19,872 YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF-- 1851 01:32:20,006 --> 01:32:22,006 HUMILIATING THE WHOLE FAMILY THIS WAY! 1852 01:32:22,142 --> 01:32:24,276 HE THREATENED TO CLOBBER ME. YOU KNOW THAT? 1853 01:32:24,411 --> 01:32:26,745 I GOT TIRED OF HIS TRYING TO PUSH ME AROUND. 1854 01:32:26,881 --> 01:32:28,680 I HAVE NO SYMPATHY FOR YOU, RALPH. 1855 01:32:28,815 --> 01:32:30,883 HE PUSHES YOU AROUND 'CAUSE YOU HURT HIS FEELINGS-- 1856 01:32:31,017 --> 01:32:34,352 LETTING HIM KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE HIM. YOU COULD'VE KEEP IT TO YOURSELF. 1857 01:32:34,354 --> 01:32:37,222 NOTHING IN THIS WORLD MATTERS TO ME THAN HIM LIKING ME! 1858 01:32:37,224 --> 01:32:40,358 DADDY, DON'T YOU SAY ANOTHER WORD... 1859 01:32:40,494 --> 01:32:43,095 EXCEPT APOLOGIZING TO THE SERGEANT FOR WASTING HIS TIME. 1860 01:32:43,230 --> 01:32:47,099 OH, THAT'S ALRIGHT. NOW LOOK, FOLKS, IT'S CHRISTMAS. 1861 01:32:47,234 --> 01:32:49,434 WHY DON'T YOU FORGET THE WHOLE THING AND GO HOME? 1862 01:32:49,570 --> 01:32:53,706 YOU BRING UP A CHILD, YOU SPARE NO EXPENSE, AND THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! 1863 01:32:53,840 --> 01:32:56,174 ¶ PEACE ON EARTH AND MERCY MILD ¶ 1864 01:32:56,310 --> 01:32:59,177 ¶ GOD AND SINNERS RECONCILED ¶ 1865 01:32:59,313 --> 01:33:02,381 I'M JUST HAPPY THAT MY FOREBEARS AND MY DADDY 1866 01:33:02,516 --> 01:33:04,583 ARE NOT HERE TO WITNESS THIS DISGRACE, 1867 01:33:04,718 --> 01:33:06,985 OR TO SEE THE KIND OF PERSON YOUR DADDY 1868 01:33:06,987 --> 01:33:08,186 HAS LET INTO THIS FAMILY. 1869 01:33:08,322 --> 01:33:10,389 LISTEN, SCARLETT O'HARA, 1870 01:33:10,524 --> 01:33:14,659 IF BY YOUR FOREBEARS YOU MEAN YOUR CARPETBAGGIN' GRANDPA, 1871 01:33:14,661 --> 01:33:16,328 JAIL WAS NO NOVELTY TO HIM. 1872 01:33:16,463 --> 01:33:19,732 AND AS FOR YOUR DADDY, HE LET ME INTO THIS FAMILY, 1873 01:33:19,866 --> 01:33:24,737 FOR WHICH PRIVILEGE I HAD TO KISS HIS BIG--TOE EVERY DAY OF HIS LIFE. 1874 01:33:24,871 --> 01:33:26,939 AT LEAST I'LL SAY THIS 1875 01:33:27,074 --> 01:33:30,142 HE NEVER KISSED MINE. 1876 01:33:30,277 --> 01:33:32,677 STUART, I WILL NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN 1877 01:33:32,813 --> 01:33:34,747 AS LONG AS I LIVE, I PROMISE YOU. 1878 01:33:34,881 --> 01:33:38,417 DON'T WORRY, MAMA. I WON'T HOLD YOU TO THAT. NOT THIS TIME. 1879 01:33:38,552 --> 01:33:39,551 YOU COMING, DOTTY? 1880 01:33:39,686 --> 01:33:41,019 NOT JUST YET. 1881 01:33:41,155 --> 01:33:44,156 I WANT TO TALK TO RALPH ABOUT THE BABY'S CHRISTMAS. 1882 01:33:44,291 --> 01:33:47,892 YOU GO ON AHEAD. I'LL BE HOME AFTER A BIT. 1883 01:33:47,894 --> 01:33:51,597 DOROTHEA, I AM NOT SURE YOU SHOULD HAVE ANYTHING AT ALL TO-- 1884 01:34:00,174 --> 01:34:03,441 I DON'T CARE WHAT'S HAPPENED BETWEEN US, RALPH. 1885 01:34:03,443 --> 01:34:06,244 THAT CHILD IS GOING TO HAVE HIS CHRISTMAS. 1886 01:34:06,380 --> 01:34:09,047 SEND HIM IN A TAXI TOMORROW, AND HE CAN HAVE IT. 1887 01:34:09,183 --> 01:34:11,650 NO. HE'S GOING TO SEE HIS PRESENTS 1888 01:34:11,652 --> 01:34:14,853 FIRST THING IN THE MORNING WHEN HE OPENS HIS EYES. 1889 01:34:14,855 --> 01:34:16,721 HE WON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING ELSE. 1890 01:34:16,723 --> 01:34:19,591 OH, YOU CAN EXPLAIN IT TO HIM. 1891 01:34:19,726 --> 01:34:24,096 YOU DON'T EXPLAIN CHRISTMAS TO A CHILD. IT'S GOT TO BE THERE. 1892 01:34:30,737 --> 01:34:33,005 ISABEL HAVERSTICK, MRS. BATES. 1893 01:34:33,140 --> 01:34:36,442 AND THIS IS MY HUSBAND, GEORGE HAVERSTICK. 1894 01:34:37,944 --> 01:34:39,344 GEORGE... 1895 01:34:39,346 --> 01:34:41,914 GEORGE HAVERSTICK? 1896 01:34:42,817 --> 01:34:45,117 OH, OF COURSE! 1897 01:34:46,553 --> 01:34:50,088 RALPH TALKS ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME! 1898 01:34:50,090 --> 01:34:53,625 AND NOW THERE'S A MRS. HAVERSTICK! 1899 01:34:53,760 --> 01:34:54,893 WELL! 1900 01:34:54,895 --> 01:34:55,894 SINCE-- SINCE YESTERDAY. 1901 01:34:55,896 --> 01:34:58,697 ISN'T THAT LOVELY! 1902 01:35:01,168 --> 01:35:02,901 WELL, I...ARE YOU... 1903 01:35:03,037 --> 01:35:04,769 ARE YOU STAYING IN TOWN? 1904 01:35:04,771 --> 01:35:06,104 THEY'RE STAYING AT OUR HOUSE 1905 01:35:06,240 --> 01:35:08,507 WHERE THEY'VE BEEN UP TO THEIR NECKS IN OUR TROUBLES, 1906 01:35:08,642 --> 01:35:11,109 SO WE DON'T HAVE TO MAKE SOCIAL TALK. 1907 01:35:11,111 --> 01:35:13,578 IF YOU WANNA COME, YOU CAN GET SKIPPY'S STUFF. 1908 01:35:13,580 --> 01:35:15,980 I'LL DRIVE YOU TO YOUR FOLKS. WHERE'D YOU PARK? 1909 01:35:16,116 --> 01:35:18,317 DOWN THE STREET. WE ALL CAME IN MY CAR. 1910 01:35:20,454 --> 01:35:22,120 WE--WE DIDN'T MEAN TO INTRUDE. 1911 01:35:22,256 --> 01:35:24,122 NO. WE'RE JUST GONNA DROP YOU TWO OFF, 1912 01:35:24,258 --> 01:35:26,525 AND WE'RE GONNA BE ON OUR WAY...SOMEWHERE. 1913 01:35:26,527 --> 01:35:29,194 BUT--BUT THAT'S-- 1914 01:35:29,196 --> 01:35:33,265 IT'S A 1939 BLACK... CADILLAC... 1915 01:35:34,601 --> 01:35:36,401 HEARSE. 1916 01:35:36,403 --> 01:35:42,074 OH, WELL... WHAT A WONDERFUL IDEA! IT'S SO...ROOMY. 1917 01:35:42,209 --> 01:35:46,478 YEAH! HEY, RALPH, THIS IS SOME NICE GIRL YOU MARRIED HERE! 1918 01:35:46,613 --> 01:35:48,680 RALPH...RALPH, WHY DON'T YOU DRIVE? 1919 01:35:48,815 --> 01:35:50,049 YOU KNOW THE WAY BETTER. 1920 01:35:51,418 --> 01:35:52,317 FINE. 1921 01:35:54,755 --> 01:35:56,155 HEY, BUDDY! 1922 01:36:00,627 --> 01:36:02,561 I'M GONNA CLOSE THIS. 1923 01:36:02,563 --> 01:36:06,332 THAT WAY, WE CAN'T HEAR YOU, AND YOU CAN'T HEAR US, OKAY? 1924 01:36:23,718 --> 01:36:25,784 Dotty: I LIKE YOUR FRIENDS. 1925 01:36:25,920 --> 01:36:28,787 GEORGE IS JUST AS NICE AS YOU'VE ALWAYS SAID HE WAS. 1926 01:36:28,923 --> 01:36:30,522 THE GIRL SEEMS A DARLING. 1927 01:36:30,657 --> 01:36:33,592 Ralph: I'M GONNA RAISE CATTLE WITH GEORGE NEAR SAN ANTONE. 1928 01:36:33,727 --> 01:36:35,327 YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT. 1929 01:36:35,462 --> 01:36:36,128 OH? 1930 01:36:36,263 --> 01:36:38,463 HMM? OH, WOMEN LIKE SECURITY. 1931 01:36:38,599 --> 01:36:39,731 CATTLE-BREEDING IS CHANCY... 1932 01:36:39,866 --> 01:36:42,134 EVEN IF IT MEANS A MAN WASTES HIS LIFE 1933 01:36:42,269 --> 01:36:44,869 AT A DESK JOB, TYRANNIZED OVER BY INFERIOR MEN. 1934 01:36:45,005 --> 01:36:47,606 I ALWAYS WANTED YOU TO BE INDEPENDENT-- YOUR OWN BOSS. 1935 01:36:47,608 --> 01:36:49,474 NOT WHEN YOU WERE FACED WITH IT! 1936 01:36:49,610 --> 01:36:51,276 I BROKE THE NEWS TO YOU, 1937 01:36:51,278 --> 01:36:54,212 AND YOU WALKED OUT ON ME, TAKING MY SON WITH YOU. 1938 01:36:54,348 --> 01:36:58,150 THAT WAS NOT JUST BECAUSE YOU QUIT YOUR JOB. 1939 01:36:58,285 --> 01:37:01,019 WELL, I THINK YOU MADE THE RIGHT DECISION. 1940 01:37:01,021 --> 01:37:02,554 YOU REALIZED YOU HAD TIED YOURSELF DOWN 1941 01:37:02,689 --> 01:37:04,623 TO A SQUARE PEG IN A ROUND HOLE 1942 01:37:04,758 --> 01:37:06,425 THAT HAD NOW POPPED OUTTA THAT HOLE, 1943 01:37:06,560 --> 01:37:08,827 AND WOULD'VE BEEN OF NO FURTHER USE TO YOU. 1944 01:37:08,829 --> 01:37:10,028 RALPH, THAT IS NOT WHY-- 1945 01:37:10,164 --> 01:37:12,965 I GOT WHAT I HAD COMING TO ME, ALRIGHT. 1946 01:37:13,100 --> 01:37:14,633 I TOLD YOUR OLD MAN SOMETHING 1947 01:37:14,635 --> 01:37:18,337 I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU 5 YEARS AGO, DOROTHEA. 1948 01:37:19,974 --> 01:37:21,906 I MARRIED YOU WITHOUT LOVE. 1949 01:37:22,042 --> 01:37:25,510 I MARRIED YOU FOR YOUR STINGY-FISTED OLD PAPA'S PROMISE 1950 01:37:25,512 --> 01:37:29,114 TO MAKE ME HIS HEIR APPARENT. ASSURANCES, LIES, 1951 01:37:29,249 --> 01:37:31,316 EVEN BROAD HINTS THAT HE WOULD SOON KICK OFF. 1952 01:37:31,318 --> 01:37:34,186 RALPH, DON'T YOU KNOW THAT I KNOW THAT?! 1953 01:37:44,799 --> 01:37:49,134 WELL...WHY'D YOU ACCEPT IT, THEN, DOTTY? 1954 01:37:50,471 --> 01:37:53,738 BECAUSE I WAS SO... 1955 01:37:53,740 --> 01:37:55,674 CUT IT OUT, WILL YOU? HAVE SOME PRIDE! 1956 01:37:55,810 --> 01:37:56,941 I DO!IN WHAT? 1957 01:37:56,943 --> 01:37:58,543 IN YOU! 1958 01:37:58,545 --> 01:38:00,144 I'M TELLING YOU, DOTTY, 1959 01:38:00,146 --> 01:38:02,881 I'M NOTHING BETTER THAN A LOUSY-- 1960 01:38:02,883 --> 01:38:05,617 DON'T TELL ME AGAIN! DON'T TELL ME AGAIN! 1961 01:38:05,752 --> 01:38:08,152 DON'T HUMILIATE ME, PLEASE! 1962 01:38:08,154 --> 01:38:10,389 DON'T HUMILIATE ME! 1963 01:38:20,835 --> 01:38:24,436 WAIT A MINUTE, DOTTY, I WANT TO ASK YOU SOMETHING. 1964 01:38:24,571 --> 01:38:28,306 IF YOU KNEW IT ALL THE WHILE AND STAYED WITH ME, 1965 01:38:28,308 --> 01:38:31,276 WHAT ARE YOU LEAVING ME FOR NOW? 1966 01:38:32,446 --> 01:38:34,513 WELL, I...I JUST... 1967 01:38:34,648 --> 01:38:37,850 I GOT TO THINKING WHAT IT MUST BE LIKE FOR YOU... 1968 01:38:37,984 --> 01:38:42,855 HAVING TO MAKE YOURSELF KISS SOMEONE YOU DON'T WANT TO KISS, 1969 01:38:42,989 --> 01:38:47,059 HAVING TO MAKE YOURSELF WALK FROM YOUR BED OVER TO MINE. 1970 01:38:47,194 --> 01:38:48,661 NOW, WAIT A MINUTE, DOTTY. 1971 01:38:48,795 --> 01:38:52,264 I DIDN'T SAY THAT. THAT ISN'T WHAT I SAID. THAT ISN'T WHAT I MEANT! 1972 01:38:52,399 --> 01:38:54,799 IT IS! I DON'T WANT YOU TO WASTE YOUR LIFE 1973 01:38:54,935 --> 01:38:57,402 ON A DESK JOB OR ON A WOMAN YOU DON'T LOVE. 1974 01:38:57,538 --> 01:38:59,872 THAT ISN'T WHAT I SAID-- 1975 01:39:00,006 --> 01:39:00,873 DOTTY?! 1976 01:39:02,276 --> 01:39:04,409 WHAT AN... 1977 01:39:04,411 --> 01:39:08,813 WHAT AN AWFUL, FRIGHTENING THING IT IS. 1978 01:39:08,949 --> 01:39:09,848 HUH? 1979 01:39:13,220 --> 01:39:16,555 TWO PEOPLE LIVING TOGETHER... 1980 01:39:16,557 --> 01:39:21,826 JUST...TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT WORLDS... 1981 01:39:21,828 --> 01:39:25,898 ATTEMPTIN'... EXISTENCE TOGETHER. 1982 01:39:26,032 --> 01:39:28,367 I DIDN'T MARRY YOU GRITTING MY TEETH AND SHUDDERING, 1983 01:39:28,502 --> 01:39:30,702 THE WAY YOU MAKE IT SOUND. 1984 01:39:30,837 --> 01:39:33,572 HONEY, I LIKED YOU. I SINCERELY LIKED AND RESPECTED YOU. 1985 01:39:33,707 --> 01:39:35,507 I DON'T WANT TO BE RESPECTED. 1986 01:39:35,642 --> 01:39:37,642 THAT'S THE WAY MEN FEEL ABOUT HOMELY WOMEN. 1987 01:39:37,644 --> 01:39:39,511 BUT YOU'RE NOT HOMELY. NOT ANYMORE. 1988 01:39:39,646 --> 01:39:41,379 WHEN YOU BEEN A HOMELY GIRL, 1989 01:39:41,381 --> 01:39:42,981 YOU FEEL HOMELY ALL YOUR LIFE. 1990 01:39:43,117 --> 01:39:45,183 THEY CAN CHANGE YOUR TEETH OR FIX YOUR NOSE, 1991 01:39:45,185 --> 01:39:47,319 GIVE YOU A WHOLE NEW FACE--DOESN'T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE. 1992 01:39:47,454 --> 01:39:48,653 YOU ALWAYS KNOW. 1993 01:39:48,789 --> 01:39:50,855 DOTTY, I'VE TOLD YOU A HUNDRED TIMES. 1994 01:39:50,991 --> 01:39:53,392 YOU'VE IMPROVED IN APPEARANCE. 1995 01:39:55,796 --> 01:39:58,597 BUT EVERY TIME YOU SEE A BEAUTIFUL GIRL... 1996 01:39:58,599 --> 01:40:00,366 YOU FEEL CHEATED. 1997 01:40:02,603 --> 01:40:05,470 HONEY, ANYTIME ANY MARRIED MAN SEES A BEAUTIFUL GIRL, 1998 01:40:05,606 --> 01:40:07,940 HE FEELS CHEATED. 1999 01:40:08,075 --> 01:40:10,142 DOTTY...DOTTY, NOW LISTEN TO ME, WILL YOU? 2000 01:40:10,277 --> 01:40:12,811 I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE MARRIED TO ANYONE BUT YOU, HONEY. 2001 01:40:12,947 --> 01:40:15,013 I'M GONNA GET A BOX TO PUT THESE TOYS. 2002 01:40:15,149 --> 01:40:16,615 NOW, HONEST! 2003 01:40:16,750 --> 01:40:18,951 STOP IT! YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE ME FEEL GOOD! 2004 01:40:19,085 --> 01:40:22,220 IT'S NOT YOUR JOB ANYMORE. YOU DON'T HAVE TO. 2005 01:40:22,222 --> 01:40:23,389 DOTTY-- 2006 01:41:01,395 --> 01:41:02,861 OH... 2007 01:41:10,337 --> 01:41:12,337 RALPH... 2008 01:41:12,339 --> 01:41:15,140 OH, RALPH, I LIKE YOUR WIFE. 2009 01:41:15,275 --> 01:41:17,009 I THINK SHE'S REALLY NICE. 2010 01:41:17,144 --> 01:41:18,410 YEAH. WELL, SHE'S LEAVING. 2011 01:41:18,545 --> 01:41:20,612 DO YOU WANT HER TO? 2012 01:41:20,747 --> 01:41:23,548 I TOLD HER I DIDN'T WANT TO BE MARRIED TO ANYONE ELSE. 2013 01:41:23,684 --> 01:41:24,683 DID YOU MEAN IT? 2014 01:41:24,685 --> 01:41:26,151 OF COURSE I MEAN IT. 2015 01:41:26,286 --> 01:41:30,022 YOU THINK I COULD STAND TO GO THROUGH IT ALL AGAIN? 2016 01:41:30,157 --> 01:41:32,424 I REALLY LIKE THAT WOMAN. 2017 01:41:32,559 --> 01:41:34,326 IN SOME WAYS, I'M... 2018 01:41:35,762 --> 01:41:38,230 WELL, I'M CRAZY ABOUT HER. 2019 01:41:38,365 --> 01:41:40,565 YOU'RE--YOU'RE JUST GOING THROUGH 2020 01:41:40,567 --> 01:41:43,435 A LITTLE PERIOD OF ADJUSTMENT. 2021 01:41:43,570 --> 01:41:46,171 WE'VE BEEN MARRIED 6 YEARS, LITTLE GIRL! 2022 01:41:46,173 --> 01:41:50,308 ALL THAT TIME, YOU'VE BEEN UNDER A TERRIBLE STRAIN-- 2023 01:41:50,310 --> 01:41:51,844 HATING WHAT YOU DID... 2024 01:41:51,978 --> 01:41:56,181 AND MAYBE TAKING IT OUT ON YOUR WIFE, RALPH BATES. 2025 01:41:56,183 --> 01:41:57,249 AND-- 2026 01:42:03,790 --> 01:42:07,259 I FOUND THIS IN THE BEDROOM. 2027 01:42:07,394 --> 01:42:09,261 OH... IT'S PERFECT. 2028 01:42:09,396 --> 01:42:12,264 IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS MADE JUST FOR YOU. 2029 01:42:12,399 --> 01:42:14,633 Isabel: OH! 2030 01:42:16,603 --> 01:42:18,771 YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL, DOTTY. 2031 01:42:22,743 --> 01:42:26,011 YOU DO... YOU DO MEAN THIS? 2032 01:42:27,614 --> 01:42:29,815 I TOLD YOU, HONEY. 2033 01:42:43,363 --> 01:42:45,764 OH... 2034 01:42:47,834 --> 01:42:51,303 THE HUMAN HEART WOULD NEVER PASS THE DRUNK TEST. 2035 01:42:51,438 --> 01:42:53,171 WHAT? 2036 01:42:53,173 --> 01:42:56,641 WELL... YOU TAKE THE... 2037 01:42:56,777 --> 01:42:59,978 HUMAN HEART OUT OF... OUT OF THE HUMAN BODY... 2038 01:42:59,980 --> 01:43:03,882 PUT A PAIR OF LEGS ON IT AND TELL IT TO WALK A STRAIGHT LINE... 2039 01:43:05,586 --> 01:43:07,319 COULDN'T DO IT. 2040 01:43:07,454 --> 01:43:09,755 COULD NEVER PASS THE DRUNK TEST. 2041 01:43:12,593 --> 01:43:14,659 I LOVE YOU. 2042 01:43:14,795 --> 01:43:17,896 OH, DOTTY... I LOVE YOU SO-- 2043 01:43:23,070 --> 01:43:24,336 UH... 2044 01:43:24,471 --> 01:43:27,072 WE'LL BE GOING NOW, MRS. BATES, AND GET OUR THINGS. 2045 01:43:27,207 --> 01:43:28,673 WE GOT TO GO. 2046 01:43:28,675 --> 01:43:30,275 YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 2047 01:43:30,410 --> 01:43:32,076 OH, YES, WE DO. 2048 01:43:32,078 --> 01:43:34,212 THIS SOFA LETS OUT INTO A BED! 2049 01:43:34,214 --> 01:43:35,213 YEAH! 2050 01:43:35,215 --> 01:43:37,482 IT'S ACTUALLY VERY COMFORTABLE. 2051 01:43:37,618 --> 01:43:39,083 YOU CAN STAY RIGHT HERE. 2052 01:43:39,085 --> 01:43:39,884 SURE. 2053 01:43:39,886 --> 01:43:41,954 IT'S VERY EASY TO FIX. 2054 01:43:42,089 --> 01:43:42,821 VERY EASY. 2055 01:43:42,957 --> 01:43:44,623 WE'VE INTRUDED ENOUGH ALREADY. 2056 01:43:44,625 --> 01:43:46,625 I DON'T WANT TO PUT YOU OUT. 2057 01:43:46,760 --> 01:43:48,827 OH, PLEASE, I INSIST! 2058 01:43:48,963 --> 01:43:52,364 IT REALLY ISN'T EASY TO FIND A HOTEL IN TOWN 2059 01:43:52,499 --> 01:43:56,234 WITH SO MANY FOLKS COMING INTO TOWN FOR CHRISTMAS. 2060 01:43:56,236 --> 01:43:59,237 WELL, IF IT'S NOT PUTTING YOU OUT TOO MUCH... 2061 01:43:59,239 --> 01:44:00,705 Dotty: OH, NO! 2062 01:44:00,841 --> 01:44:02,907 OH, THIS IS SUCH A SWEET LITTLE ROOM. 2063 01:44:03,043 --> 01:44:03,976 YES. SWEET. 2064 01:44:04,110 --> 01:44:06,711 AND THE FIRE'S SHINING SO BRIGHT STILL. 2065 01:44:06,713 --> 01:44:08,580 Ralph: YOU'RE NOT PUTTING US OUT AT ALL. 2066 01:44:08,715 --> 01:44:11,583 AND WE GOT A LOT TO TALK ABOUT, GEORGE! TEXAS, THE RANCH... 2067 01:44:11,718 --> 01:44:13,918 KNOW WHAT I MEAN, BOY? 2068 01:44:14,054 --> 01:44:17,256 WE CAN ALL TALK IT OVER TOGETHER AT BREAKFAST. 2069 01:44:17,258 --> 01:44:18,657 YES. 2070 01:44:20,127 --> 01:44:21,460 WELL, I'LL, UH... 2071 01:44:21,462 --> 01:44:24,129 WE'LL--WE'LL LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE NOW. 2072 01:44:24,264 --> 01:44:26,865 UH...GOOD NIGHT. 2073 01:44:28,002 --> 01:44:30,735 WHAT'S THE MATTER, HONEY? 2074 01:44:30,871 --> 01:44:32,937 MAMA TOOK ALL MY THINGS. 2075 01:44:32,939 --> 01:44:36,741 I MIGHT JUST HAVE TO WEAR THIS COAT TO BED! 2076 01:44:36,743 --> 01:44:39,077 OH, NO...I'LL LEND YOU A NIGHTIE. 2077 01:44:39,079 --> 01:44:43,148 NO, I DO THINK WE OUGHT TO GO TO A HOTEL. 2078 01:44:43,283 --> 01:44:44,483 LOOK AT THAT. 2079 01:44:44,618 --> 01:44:47,820 OH... HOW EXQUISITE! 2080 01:44:47,954 --> 01:44:49,888 OH, NO. THAT'S YOUR HONEYMOON NIGHTIE. 2081 01:44:50,024 --> 01:44:53,291 OH, NO, I HAVE ANOTHER. PLEASE TAKE IT. 2082 01:44:53,293 --> 01:44:54,626 ARE YOU SURE? 2083 01:44:54,761 --> 01:44:56,996 I'M POSITIVE. LOOK. 2084 01:44:58,098 --> 01:44:59,964 PLEASE TAKE IT. 2085 01:44:59,966 --> 01:45:02,100 WELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH! 2086 01:45:03,770 --> 01:45:06,038 COURSE, IF YOU'D RATHER HAVE THE PINK ONE... 2087 01:45:06,173 --> 01:45:10,175 OH, NO, NO, NO! I'M JUST DELIGHTED WITH THE BLUE ONE. 2088 01:45:11,645 --> 01:45:14,579 WELL... THERE YOU ARE. 2089 01:45:14,715 --> 01:45:16,115 ALL SET. 2090 01:45:17,584 --> 01:45:19,317 ANYTHING I CAN DO? 2091 01:45:19,319 --> 01:45:21,653 ANYTHING YOU WANT ME TO DO... 2092 01:45:21,788 --> 01:45:23,588 RALPH...JUST LEAVE 'EM ALONE. 2093 01:45:23,724 --> 01:45:25,323 UH... 2094 01:45:25,325 --> 01:45:26,791 OH...YEAH. 2095 01:45:26,793 --> 01:45:27,860 GOOD NIGHT NOW. 2096 01:45:27,994 --> 01:45:29,261 GOOD NIGHT. 2097 01:45:29,396 --> 01:45:30,328 MERRY CHRISTMAS! 2098 01:45:30,330 --> 01:45:31,463 MERRY CHRISTMAS, KIDS! 2099 01:45:31,598 --> 01:45:32,664 MERRY CHRISTMAS! 2100 01:45:32,799 --> 01:45:34,466 MERRY CHRISTMAS! 2101 01:45:58,092 --> 01:46:02,827 THAT LITTLE GIRL HAS VERY FRENCHY TASTE IN NIGHTIES. 2102 01:46:02,829 --> 01:46:04,263 SHE SURE HAS. 2103 01:46:05,366 --> 01:46:07,966 WELL...OH, BABY, 2104 01:46:07,968 --> 01:46:11,369 PLEASE DON'T USE THAT VICKS VAPORUB ON YOUR CHEST. 2105 01:46:11,371 --> 01:46:13,037 I'M NOT! 2106 01:46:13,173 --> 01:46:16,575 THIS IS HONEY AND ALMOND CREAM FOR MY HANDS. 2107 01:46:16,710 --> 01:46:19,144 OH! OH, WELL, THAT'S BETTER. 2108 01:46:21,515 --> 01:46:25,384 Ralph: GET OFF! WILL YOU GET OFF THE BED, YOU? 2109 01:46:25,519 --> 01:46:27,619 Get off the bed! 2110 01:46:30,591 --> 01:46:33,292 WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT HIM? 2111 01:46:34,728 --> 01:46:37,529 WELL, WHY DON'T WE JUST, UH... 2112 01:46:37,664 --> 01:46:39,598 LET HIM STAY THERE, 2113 01:46:39,733 --> 01:46:43,135 AND...WE CAN USE THE "HIS." 2114 01:46:52,079 --> 01:46:55,480 HEY...IN TEXAS, LET'S GET A BIG ONE, HUH? 2115 01:46:55,616 --> 01:46:57,416 AND CALL IT "OURS." 2116 01:46:57,551 --> 01:46:59,017 THERE'S MORE DIGNITY IN IT. 2117 01:46:59,019 --> 01:47:01,620 I MEAN, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO LIE THERE WONDERING 2118 01:47:01,622 --> 01:47:05,991 IF YOU OUGHT TO MAKE THAT LONG, DANGEROUS WALK BETWEEN "HIS" AND "HERS." 2119 01:47:21,508 --> 01:47:23,375 COME ON TO BED. 2120 01:47:42,663 --> 01:47:44,129 RALPH? 2121 01:47:44,264 --> 01:47:46,598 YEAH? 2122 01:47:46,733 --> 01:47:49,468 DID YOU REALLY THINK I WAS HOMELY? 2123 01:47:49,603 --> 01:47:51,870 OH, NO, NO, DOTTY. 2124 01:47:51,872 --> 01:47:53,071 NO, HONEY. 2125 01:47:53,207 --> 01:47:54,739 YOU WERE NEVER REALLY HOMELY. 2126 01:47:54,741 --> 01:47:57,609 YOU JUST HAD SORT OF A... 2127 01:47:57,744 --> 01:48:01,079 OFF-BEAT FACE, THAT'S ALL. 2128 01:48:11,892 --> 01:48:15,494 I GUESS THEY'VE TALKED THINGS OVER... 2129 01:48:15,496 --> 01:48:18,130 AND ARE WORKING THINGS OUT. 2130 01:48:23,103 --> 01:48:28,240 I NEVER REALIZED TILL NOW, THE SHAKES ARE CATCHING. 2131 01:48:31,311 --> 01:48:32,778 LITTLE BIT... 2132 01:48:33,447 --> 01:48:36,515 WHAT IS IT, HONEY? 2133 01:48:36,517 --> 01:48:38,717 LITTLE BIT, I SOMETIMES GIVE THE IMPRESSION 2134 01:48:38,853 --> 01:48:43,722 OF BEING A VERY... EFFICIENT TYPE OF PERSON. 2135 01:48:43,724 --> 01:48:46,925 SORT OF... SURE OF HISSELF. 2136 01:48:47,061 --> 01:48:48,927 TOUGH. LIKE I-- 2137 01:48:49,063 --> 01:48:52,797 LIKE I THINK I'M A SUPERMAN OR SOMETHING. 2138 01:48:52,933 --> 01:48:57,736 YES. YOU DO GIVE THAT IMPRESSION... 2139 01:48:57,872 --> 01:48:59,538 SOMETIMES, GEORGE. 2140 01:48:59,540 --> 01:49:03,275 WELL, THAT IS NOT QUITE TRUE, THAT IMPRESSION. 2141 01:49:03,410 --> 01:49:06,945 I AM ACTUALLY A VERY NERVOUS TYPE OF PERSON. 2142 01:49:07,081 --> 01:49:10,549 I'M A VERY NERVOUS TYPE OF PERSON RIGHT NOW. 2143 01:49:11,552 --> 01:49:13,318 I KNOW. 2144 01:49:16,290 --> 01:49:17,956 DO YOU, HONEY? 2145 01:49:20,427 --> 01:49:23,828 I EXPECT MOST MEN ARE NERVOUS... 2146 01:49:23,964 --> 01:49:25,630 DON'T YOU? 2147 01:49:25,632 --> 01:49:27,866 AT THE BEGINNING. 2148 01:49:31,438 --> 01:49:33,037 OH... 2149 01:49:33,039 --> 01:49:36,709 THERE'S ONE GOOD THING ABOUT MARRIAGE. 2150 01:49:36,843 --> 01:49:39,111 WHAT? WHAT? 2151 01:49:40,714 --> 01:49:44,116 THERE'S SO MUCH TIME. 2152 01:49:44,251 --> 01:49:48,520 NOTHING HAS TO DEPEND JUST ON ONE DAY... 2153 01:49:48,655 --> 01:49:51,790 OR ONE NIGHT. 2154 01:49:51,926 --> 01:49:55,460 YOU ALWAYS HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE... 2155 01:49:55,462 --> 01:49:56,929 BOTH OF YOU. 2156 01:50:00,066 --> 01:50:03,068 BOY, I SURE WISH I HAD THAT LITTLE BUZZER 2157 01:50:03,203 --> 01:50:06,271 THAT I HAD AT THE BELVEDERE GENERAL HOSPITAL. 2158 01:50:06,273 --> 01:50:08,673 HONEY, YOU DON'T NEED IT ANYMORE. 2159 01:50:08,675 --> 01:50:12,211 I'M NOT WAY DOWN AT THE END OF A CORRIDOR. 2160 01:50:13,680 --> 01:50:15,581 I'M RIGHT HERE. 2161 01:50:17,818 --> 01:50:18,917 BZZZ! 2162 01:50:21,088 --> 01:50:23,488 BZZ-BZZ-BZZZ! 2163 01:50:24,825 --> 01:50:26,992 THAT FOR ME? 2164 01:50:27,962 --> 01:50:30,028 YES, MA'AM. 2165 01:50:30,030 --> 01:50:32,031 YOU COME ON OVER HERE. 2166 01:50:34,835 --> 01:50:36,268 NO. 2167 01:50:37,904 --> 01:50:40,339 NO, WHY DON'T YOU COME HERE? 2168 01:50:41,442 --> 01:50:42,707 COME ON. 2169 01:50:42,843 --> 01:50:45,077 IT'S NICE BY THE FIRE. 146430

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