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[male narrator] How to play football.Football needs special equipment:
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A college covered with ivy,
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a coliseum or stadiumfilled to overflowing,
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[crowd cheers]
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with 100,000 rabid,wildly cheering fans,
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great armies of vendors, managers,mascots, photographers,
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sports writers, doctors,elaborate brass bands,
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assorted coaches, old grads,scores of Annie Oakleys,
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and two teams,resplendent in brilliant uniforms,
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create a riot of colour and atmosphereunequalled by any other game on earth.
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Now, the object of the game is...
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[crowd roars]
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...to pass the ball over the goal lineof the opposing team by hook or crook.
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Eleven men on either team, two ends.
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And that's how the game is played.
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Now the teams line up for the kick-off,the referee blows his whistle.
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- [thump]
- And the game is on!
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It's a long, high end-over-end kickover the end zone to Swivel Hips Smith,
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that great all-American star.Look at him go!
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They can't touch him.He can really carry them!
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- [crowd whistles]
- Look at that straight arm.
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He's away and he's overfor a touchdown!
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[crowd cheers]
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It isn't often you see this.
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105 yards to a touchdownon the opening kick-off.
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Here's the try for the extra point.
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- [thump]
- The kick is good!
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[crowd cheers]
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The score is seven to nothing.
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Here comes Swivel Hips Smithout of the game,
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- listen to that cheer.
- [crowd roars]
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The coach is saving Smith.
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He's not taking chanceswith his star player.
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Back to the game. Taxidermy Techkicks off to Anthropology A & M.
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[crowd boos]
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But the ball is fumbledand it's Taxidermy Tech's ball.
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They go into a huddle.
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The quarterback looks over the defenceand decides which number to call.
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[phone rings]
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They come out of the huddle,the line shifts into position,
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the quarterback barks his signals.
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[barking]
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The back field shifts,
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the ball snaps, quarterback to halfback,to fullback, pile drives through centre,
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- for a gain of eight yards.- [screaming]
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That quarterback's a smart boy.
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- [smack]
- Ow!
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[quarterback] All right! Signals!
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18-29-47!
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63-54-99!
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[narrator] The team's workinglike a well-oiled machine.
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[gears clanking]
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Double wingback to the right,from an unbalanced line.
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The halfback's got it off... tackled,and he's smeared for a nine-yard loss.
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What a dumb quarterback.
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To the spectator, footballmay appear rather rough at times,
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but in reality,it's a character-building game.
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All right, Taxidermy's ball.Third down and 11 to go.
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DeGradi has the ball,gives it to Gershwin.
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No, Sibley's got it. There it goes.
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A fake, a hidden ball.
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Crisscross, cross buck and around,razzle-dazzle, split buck...
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And he's in the clear!
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[crowd roars]
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[crashing]
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[boom]
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There's a penalty on the play.
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It's against Taxidermy Tech...
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- Foul.
- [narrator] One, two, three,
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four, five, 15 yardsfor unnecessary roughness.
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[crowd boos]
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Now it's fourth downand 26 to go for T and T.
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The quarterback is worried,the coach radiates confidence.
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[Morse code beeps]
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The quarterback decides to kick.
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[galloping]
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It's... it's blocked!
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No, it got away.It's a high spiral.
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- [incoming whistle]
- The safety man's under it.
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[flashbulbs popping]
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He muffed it! It's a loose ball!Number 48's in fast.
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Butterfingers Moose Williamsgot it, he had it,
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DeGradi missed it, Sibley boots itto the 50, it goes to the 35...
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It's Tech's ball. No, Wrightwrenched it away, it's A & M's!
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No, everybody dropped it,nobody's got it.
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A 100-yard fumble, a free ball overTech's goal line, here comes Nordberg.
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- He's recovering the pork skin for six.
- [crowd cheers]
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What a play!
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Teams line up to tryfor the extra point.
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- There's the kick and it's blocked!- [gulp]
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[crowd cheers]
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Anthropology A & M receives,
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and they're nailedon the 25-yard stripe.
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What's the quarterback going to call?
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Looks like a pass.It is a pass.
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Geronomi fades back, cocks his arm,rifles a bullet past him with a flash.
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[sizzling]
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It's intercepted by Anthropology.
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Here's the 40-yard marker, the 30, the20, the ten and over for a touchdown!
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[crowd roars]
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- There's the try for the extra point.
- [honk]
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It's good... or is it?
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Yes, no. Yes, no.
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Yes, no, and...there's the gun ending the half.
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Well, here's one for the books.
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The officials puttheir heads together, reach a decision,
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and the score at the end of the half:Taxidermy seven,
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Anthropology 12 and one half.
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T-A-X-I...
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...D-E-R-M-Y!
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T-A-X-I-D-E-R-M-Y!
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T-A-X-I-D-E-R-M-Y!
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Taxidermy! Taxidermy!
Taxidermy!
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[narrator] During the half,the players are allowed to relax.
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The coach, a master of psychology,
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points out their weaknesses.
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To prevent overconfidence,he shames them.
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Arouses their school spirit.A man of many moves.
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Now threatening... now pleading.
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A saint. A devil.
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He has varied and subtle waysof appealing to their sympathy.
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Now get out there and fight!
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[narrator] The second half'sabout to start, Smith going in.
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Listen to that cheer.
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[crowd cheers]
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There's the kick.Swivel Hips is under it,
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a host of Anthropologists close in,but he breaks away, look at him go!
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40, 50... They can't stop him!Listen to that crowd!
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60, 70, 80...Look at that straight arm!
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90, 95, and he's over for a...
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- [crashing]
- Wow! He's hit and hit hard.
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- This is a real blow to the coach.- [gulp]
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They're taking Smith out.
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Tough break for the team.
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They're working on Swivel Hips Smith.
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Tech is snowed underby a wave of tactics.
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[splash]
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The coach is feverishlytrying to revive Smith.
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Time is running out andTaxidermy is up against a stone wall.
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[pumping air]
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They work on Swiv,only time for one play.
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Smith on his feet, crowd goes wild,anything can happen.
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The team's fired up,Smith's got the ball.
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Look at that blocking.
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[grunting]
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Smith reverses the field,not a man on his feet,
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Smith cuts back...The crowd is hysterical.
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Smith tightroping down the sidelines,breaking clear. Look!
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An Anthropology man on his feet,one second to go, here's the tackler,
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Run, Smith, run!
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Smith is tired, having trouble
with the ball, A & M man is gaining,
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- [incoming whistle]
- Look out!
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[crash]
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There's the final gun and Smith winsfor Taxidermy Tech by half a point.
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[crowd cheers]
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To the coach goes the real credit.
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[babbling]
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It's his clear thinking and calm,level-headed reasoning
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that makes footballthe great game it is today.
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