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Good morning BHHS!
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This is Billy,
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yours and everyone's favorite
morning radio talent,
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I hope!
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Well it's looking like
a beautiful day here
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in the city of bend
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after last night's
crazy downpour.
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And as always,
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I'm joined by my radio sidekick
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and our school
janitor, Mr. frank.
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How you doing today Frankel?
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- Hi.
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- No, I said how you
doing today, Frankel?
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- Yeah.
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- Yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeah,
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thanks for that add Frankis!
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Whelp,
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I'd like to start
us off this morning
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with a very special song,
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dedicated to very
special someone
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who may not be feeling so
very special right now.
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Dylan my sweet old friend,
this one goes out to you.
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- My name is Dylan green.
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I'm a high school senior
from bend, Oregon.
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And my life? It's been
fine, until yesterday.
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- Hey,
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picked up all of
fingernail's shit again.
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- What do you think of this
nail color for my nails?
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- This is my girlfriend Katy
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and her annoying
dog, fingernails.
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- I don't know, that
color looks good I guess.
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Hey, listen. I've been
meaning to talk to you.
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- Oh hey, Dylan?
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- Yeah?
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- Umm, I was just thinking,
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we've been together for
all of high school now,
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and I just feel
like it's time to...
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- no way! I feel
the exact same way.
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- You do?
- Yeah!
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- Oh! That's perf!
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I didn't know
breaking up with you
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would be so easy!
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- What?
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And just like that,
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it's over.
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- Good
morning, Ms. Tlif.
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- Hey Billy.
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Hmm, what a surprise.
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And Mr. Dylan.
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I noticed you missed a couple.
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You know you can do
better than that, right?
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- Yeah, whatever.
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- Hey Dylan, hey, Dyl,
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hey, dude, take one of these.
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- What, no. What is this?
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- I don't know, it's
an upper or downer?
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Sideways? It'll
mellow you out man.
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- Dude, it's a tic tack.
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- Well yeah! I was going for
the placebo effect, you know?
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That's when the...
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- I know what
placebo means, okay?
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- Bro, you're loosing
your shit, alright?
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And over Katy?
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- Yeah, you don't seem
well, but you look great.
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- I mean yeah. Dude, all she
does is keep nagging you man!
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Just nag, nag, nag, you know?
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Like "Dylan! Dilly!
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"Dilly, I just did my nails,
you need to wipe my ass!
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"Dilly..." god! I hate it
when she calls you that.
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Fuck, dude!
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- Yeah, you should be single.
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- Um, excuse me, Ms.
Tilf, I'm sorry, Tlif,
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um, could you just give
us a quick moment please?
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- Sure, I'll wait all day.
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- Dude, dude! Dude.
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This is the best thing
that's happened to you.
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Fuck us, man!
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I mean dude, we finally get
our best friends back, alright?
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We miss you, no
homo, we miss you.
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- I know, man. I
miss you guys too.
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- I had the best fucking idea!
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Tonight, you, me, and
maxi, maxi's treehouse,
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just like the old
times before Katy.
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You know, maybe we'll
watch some good weed?
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Smoke some good porn?
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I don't know.
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- Where is maxi
anyway? Is he around?
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- What's up guy?
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- Hey yo maxi, guess what?
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Dylan's in for tonight, alright?
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You, me, Dylan, tonight,
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treehouse, tits amazing,
gonna be awesome! Woo!
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- Okay, sounds good.
I'm a little busy.
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- You're good.
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He's not good, okay?
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You see what the wrestling team
is doing to our best friend?
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Alright man?
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He's getting his head
flushed down the toilet
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and we need to protect him!
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You're being selfish!
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- Selfish? I'm
not being selfish!
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You're being selfish. Don't
call me selfish, alright?
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If it wasn't for you,
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our buddy wouldn't
be getting his head
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flushed down the
toilet right now
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because you're so obsessed
with Amber Andrews, alright?
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So sack up and go
over and talk to her.
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- But!
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She talks to me in biology
class like all the time!
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- That's 'cause she's
your lab partner
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and she needs your brain, man.
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- No, actually she's very
smart and she's very nice
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and she lets me stare.
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- Hey Billy!
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Congratulations on your
scholarship into state.
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- Yeah. Ay.
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Yeah. Gonna be a state beaver.
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Gonna surround myself
with beavers, yeah.
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- I applied too, just
waiting to hear back.
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- Yeah? That's great.
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Bring your beaver.
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- I'll remember that.
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And Dylan, sorry to hear
about my sister and you.
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Between you and I, you
can do a lot better.
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- Thanks.
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- I'll see you in class Billy.
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- Oh, god. There it is.
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- Are you done yet?
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- Hold on, hold on.
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Okay.
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- I mean, how does
everyone know already?
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- Yeah man, I mean
fuck social media.
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- Hey Dylan.
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- Whoa.
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- I don't know what
you're doing after school,
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but you're open to it,
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I'm holding a
little study group.
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Maybe we can work on
beefing up your test scores?
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- Uh.
- Do it.
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- I have an a in
your class, Ms. Tlif.
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- I know you do.
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If you change your mind,
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I'll be around the corner
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with my friend.
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- Ay, yo Frankenstein!
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Such an interesting
relationship, dude.
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Holy crap.
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Dude, we have like the
hottest teachers in school.
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Man she should definitely
change her name to Ms. Tilf
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'cause she's definitely
a teacher I'd like to...
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Dylan? Dilly?
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We're at the best
high school ever!
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Oh hey, check this out.
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It's a cute little froggy taint.
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It's a taint, this
frog's got a taint!
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- Oh yeah, it
does. It's got one.
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- Little taint of a frog.
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- Ugh, I cannot wait
to get out of here.
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I want a break from biology.
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Is that a frog? We
have to dissect a cat.
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- Wanna trade?
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I'd love to dissect some pussy!
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- You're so gross.
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- I am.
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- Where you go, Lauren?
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Oh hey! It's biology Billy!
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- Yep.
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- Are you going to Havasoon too?
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- Havasu, it's lake Havasu.
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- What's lake Havasu?
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- It's the coolest
place for spring people.
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- Where are you gonna do
for spring break, Billy?
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- Oh, you know,
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many drugs
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and lots of alcohol and stuff.
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- Oh I love drugs and alcohol!
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Totally JK, Mr. gay.
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- You should come
to Havasu, Billy.
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- Me?
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- Yes, biology Billy.
Please come, please come!
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- Michelle? Could you please
say that for me one more time?
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- Please come, Billy!
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- Oh yeah.
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- A bunch of us are
gonna go to lake Havasu.
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It's supposed to be epic,
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that's what everybody says.
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You should check it out.
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Text me if you wanna come.
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Alright well
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have a good spring break, Billy.
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- Yeah. Yeah yeah.
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You too.
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- I'm sick and tired
of our spring break highlight
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being us going to see a movie
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and getting popcorn
and milk nips.
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- Hey guys!
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Sorry I'm late, my
car wasn't, yeah.
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Who's feet are these.
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Hey! Maxi,
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nice, nice feet.
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My car's gonna be in the
shop for an extra week,
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so I had to walk.
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Hello puff,
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you sweet mouthed, magic,
pussy having little bitch.
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You're better than my girlfriend,
I'll tell you that much.
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Hey, she looks like Ms.
Tlif. You ever notice that?
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- Billy want to do something
fun for spring break.
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- Fun? Dude, fuck fun.
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I'm thinking epic.
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We need like a
spring break-ation.
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- Yeah, like a bro-cation.
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- Yes! A spring bro-cation!
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- Really? Really?
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Alright, you bros
have fun alright?
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You can count me out.
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- I'll do whatever.
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- Guys, come check
this shit out.
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You fools ever heard
of lake Havasu before?
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- What's up, lake Havasu!
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- You have my attention.
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- Dude this,
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this is it.
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This is what we need.
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Gentlemen,
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I'm here to check ids.
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And if they're old enough...
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- this spring break,
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we are going to lake Havasu!
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This, my friend maxi, is
better than tits amazing.
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These are amazing tits,
right in our faces,
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ready and willing
to be motorboated!
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Dylan!
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Get your depressed dick over
here and check this shit out!
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- Look, I sure it looks
great, Billy, alright?
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But I'm not in the
mood right now.
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- Not in the mood?
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Not in the mood to see
beautiful, bouncing breasts?
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College honeys running
around half naked?
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Dude what is wrong with you?
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- Ow!
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- I mean, look at maxi.
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Alright just look at him.
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This may be his only
opportunity to see
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an uncovered breast in his life.
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- I'm gonna go all the
way with those things too.
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- Well we all know
that's not true.
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Why don't we just go to Cancun?
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Fuck, while we're riding,
let's go to Florida!
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- We can go to Wyoming!
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My GG and Grandpappy live there!
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They make the best
cinnamon rolls.
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- Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
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- Yeah?
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- No.
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Does your GG have implantations?
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I didn't think so.
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And you need to get over Katy.
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Alright? She sucks.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
260
00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:09,087
According to you,
she doesn't suck,
261
00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:10,021
she just lips the
tip a little bit
262
00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:11,222
and only when she's drunk.
263
00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:13,224
"Dilly! Dilly, look,
I'm licking it!"
264
00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:14,626
- Oh stop, please stop.
265
00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:16,060
- "Like an ice cream cone."
- I'll do anything.
266
00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:17,796
- "Chocolate black guy."
267
00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:19,430
- She does have a super rack.
268
00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:20,432
- Shh.
269
00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:22,534
Don't talk.
270
00:13:24,503 --> 00:13:26,437
Look at this face.
271
00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:30,208
Alright? Do not take this amazing
opportunity away from him.
272
00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:33,645
Just look at this face!
It must be tainted!
273
00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:34,647
- Taint.
274
00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:45,657
- You need this more
than we do, okay?
275
00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:48,326
It's my special weed
that you love so much,
276
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:49,460
guaranteed to give you
the best night sleep
277
00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:50,929
you ever had.
278
00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:53,264
Just remember to wash it down
with a little bit of Jack.
279
00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:54,599
- Now this,
280
00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:57,135
is the best idea
you had all night.
281
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,005
Finally.
282
00:14:12,718 --> 00:14:15,253
- Well, let's go steal a RV.
283
00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:16,255
- An RV?
284
00:14:57,830 --> 00:15:01,332
- He calls it the highway.
285
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,001
- The highway? Wow.
286
00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:05,003
Who calls it that?
287
00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:06,638
- Mr. Ralphy Peterson.
288
00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:08,873
And never lets me
see the inside.
289
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:10,241
But lucky for us,
290
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:13,011
I found where he hides his keys.
291
00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:14,445
- That is pretty super.
292
00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:16,514
- It is pretty super, maxi.
293
00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:18,349
- How does he
afford all of this though?
294
00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:19,851
- Good question,
295
00:15:19,853 --> 00:15:23,388
one I should know the answer
to because I do his taxes.
296
00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:26,491
Sorry Ralphy boy!
You deserve this.
297
00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:29,227
- Deserve? What,
we're not taking his...
298
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:31,596
- you bet your sweet
little nipples we are.
299
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,097
He never uses it,
300
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:35,033
so we will.
301
00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:36,868
- We can't do that to him.
302
00:15:36,870 --> 00:15:38,102
- Dude, just relax
okay? Trust me.
303
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:39,637
He totally deserves this.
304
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:41,639
He made me his bitch.
305
00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:44,475
And now we make
the highway ours.
306
00:15:45,577 --> 00:15:48,079
Here, you're driving!
307
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:50,148
- What do you mean?
308
00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:51,616
- What do you mean
"what do I mean"?
309
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:52,817
I'm sick and tired
of you being a pussy
310
00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:54,886
and not getting your
drivers license.
311
00:15:54,888 --> 00:15:56,120
- But...
- Shh!
312
00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:00,992
Don't talk.
313
00:16:00,994 --> 00:16:02,226
- Okay.
314
00:16:02,228 --> 00:16:05,129
- Drivers ed 101
begins right now.
315
00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:09,534
- Okay, I can do this.
316
00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:11,936
- Yes you can! And you will!
317
00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:18,609
Let the games begin, Max Max!
318
00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:24,949
- Wait, where's Dillon?
319
00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:45,436
- Yeah, eat it.
320
00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:46,738
Eat it, Diggle!
321
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:49,574
Swallow it hard.
322
00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:53,911
Good afternoon, Dylan!
323
00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:55,980
Nice of you to finally join us!
324
00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:59,851
- What the fuck.
325
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:03,254
Why does it
feel like we're moving?
326
00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:04,722
- You see, Dylan,
327
00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:09,093
we live in the here, in the now.
328
00:17:09,095 --> 00:17:10,428
And right now is the now.
329
00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:11,896
You're living it right now.
330
00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:13,731
So I'll tell you what,
331
00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:16,000
let's not give a fuck and
live it up right now, m'Kay?
332
00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:16,834
- M'Kay!
333
00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:18,536
- M'Kay there, maxi?
334
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,705
- M'Kay. You sound
like that Dr. Phil guy.
335
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:21,539
- M'Kay Dylan?
336
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:22,541
- M'Kay!
337
00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:27,311
Why are we dressed like
a metrosexual biker gang?
338
00:17:27,313 --> 00:17:28,846
- Well we, uh, you know,
339
00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:30,181
had a little covert
operation last night,
340
00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:32,383
you, me, and maxi.
341
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,285
I didn't want us to get
pinched by the Peterson.
342
00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:37,121
- Mr. Peterson,
like autoshop Mr. Peterson?
343
00:17:37,123 --> 00:17:38,389
You took his RV?
344
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:41,359
- It's his recreational vehicle.
345
00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:42,860
- You stole the highway?
346
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:44,829
- Wonder if we pissed
off the Peterson?
347
00:17:49,668 --> 00:17:50,601
- What the...
348
00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:51,436
- fuck?
349
00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:53,071
- Hey, you. Shh!
350
00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:54,906
- It.
351
00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:56,441
Shut up, asshole!
352
00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:59,410
- Where are we going,
anyway? So Janky.
353
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,079
- Dude, we're on our
way to lake Havasu
354
00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:02,914
for our bro-cation, remember?
355
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:04,582
- Bro-cation celebration!
356
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,017
- Yeah, I remember.
357
00:18:06,019 --> 00:18:08,086
I remember saying I didn't
wanna be part of the bro-cation.
358
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:09,420
- But it's a celebration.
359
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:10,655
- Whatever, alright?
360
00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:12,256
Just pull over, I
need to take a piss.
361
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:13,758
- Okay, brother, there's
a bathroom on this thing.
362
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,259
- I'll pass.
363
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:18,029
- Alright, suit yourself.
364
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:20,699
Maxi!
365
00:18:23,001 --> 00:18:24,001
Pit stop.
366
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:45,189
So, hear this is where a
lot of penises hang out.
367
00:18:52,531 --> 00:18:53,798
Who was that?
368
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,900
- Hey man, you talking
shit in there or what?
369
00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:58,202
- Yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
370
00:18:58,204 --> 00:19:00,171
Feel you on that one, asshole,
371
00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:01,173
good shit.
372
00:19:03,409 --> 00:19:05,510
- God, enough of
the shit talk man.
373
00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:07,345
We get it, alright?
374
00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:10,281
Billy shake your
dick and let's go.
375
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:18,389
- Hey, that was a shitty
thing for you to say.
376
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,493
- What's taking so long?
377
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,829
We've been standing
here forever!
378
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,330
- Let's just go, man!
379
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,432
We're already dressed like
the hamburgular anyway,
380
00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:31,636
we might as, oh, ho.
381
00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:33,037
It's good stuff.
382
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:38,309
Hey, this is my friend Billy
and he thinks you're cute.
383
00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:40,912
- Yeah. Yeah yeah, yeah.
384
00:19:40,914 --> 00:19:41,914
I do.
385
00:19:42,614 --> 00:19:43,614
I do.
386
00:19:44,416 --> 00:19:45,983
Where you been hiding?
387
00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:48,386
- Here on the corner,
388
00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:49,520
talking shit.
389
00:19:50,389 --> 00:19:52,623
Yeah. Yeah yeah yeah.
390
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:55,626
Yeah.
391
00:19:56,662 --> 00:19:57,662
- Yeah?
392
00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:01,532
Guys, guys guys guys guys.
393
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,201
Have you seen the
back of the RV?
394
00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:04,435
It's insane!
395
00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:05,536
There's a painting back
there of a hot blonde
396
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,038
with perfect pectorals,
unbelievable!
397
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:10,741
Oh, and I found this!
398
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:11,609
- What is it?
399
00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:12,810
- Just wrong, man.
400
00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:14,879
- Dude, come on.
It's Mrs. Peterson.
401
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,581
Who's the hottest
PE teacher ever!
402
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,783
- I never seen one
in real life before.
403
00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:21,452
- Have a feeling
Max Max, go for it.
404
00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:23,788
Dude, I bet she uses
this on Ms. Tilf.
405
00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:25,823
I bet you they use
it on each other!
406
00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:29,827
Oh my god, you can't
lose! Give me that back!
407
00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:31,829
Oh Mrs. Peterson,
you taste so good.
408
00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:38,169
- Are you ready for me, Ralph?
409
00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:46,978
- Alright, we get it.
410
00:20:46,980 --> 00:20:47,945
You like licking
floppy pink dildos.
411
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:50,248
Just drop it already, please!
412
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:51,916
- Alright fine. I'll
drop it if you drop it.
413
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:53,484
- Drop what? What am I dropping?
414
00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:54,619
- Your bad attitude!
415
00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:55,753
- I don't have a bad attitude,
416
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:56,954
you're just being annoying.
417
00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:57,922
- We need to fully commit,
418
00:20:57,924 --> 00:21:01,025
right here, right now, alright?
419
00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:03,661
Dylan, are you in or are you in?
420
00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:05,763
- Come on, Dylan. Be in.
421
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,199
Be in deep. Come in.
422
00:21:08,201 --> 00:21:10,134
- Okay. Okay, I'm in.
423
00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:11,736
Alright? I'm in.
424
00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:12,803
- Fuck yeah.
425
00:21:13,839 --> 00:21:17,575
Let's do this right,
hands in boys.
426
00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:19,176
Spring bro-cation on three.
427
00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:20,111
One, two, three!
428
00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:22,013
- Spring bro-cation!
429
00:21:22,015 --> 00:21:23,281
- Alright, we'll work on it.
430
00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:36,594
- Hey, check out this
boat we can rent.
431
00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:38,062
It's cool, right?
432
00:21:40,165 --> 00:21:42,400
- The backyard
boat? Awesome sauce!
433
00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:44,468
- Dude, this is amazing!
434
00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:47,505
We could throw our own parties,
435
00:21:47,507 --> 00:21:48,706
cruise the lake!
436
00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:50,474
- Maxi, let me get that
credit card number.
437
00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:52,777
- Trust me and Dylan.
438
00:21:52,779 --> 00:21:55,079
- Okay, I trust in the Dylan.
439
00:21:55,081 --> 00:21:57,715
- Good boy. Such a
trusting young lad.
440
00:21:57,717 --> 00:21:58,983
- Alright boys,
441
00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:00,785
the backyard boat
is officially ours!
442
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:42,426
- You guys, guess what.
443
00:22:42,428 --> 00:22:44,395
I saw a sign for a
strip joint diner.
444
00:22:44,397 --> 00:22:46,497
I'm thinking we should
get our eats on in style.
445
00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:49,567
- Get our eats on in some style?
446
00:22:49,569 --> 00:22:53,437
Dude, you wonder why your
penis is still a virgin, Jesus.
447
00:22:53,439 --> 00:22:55,373
Alright, I'm down to dine
with some dick in it.
448
00:22:55,375 --> 00:22:56,874
Dylan, you're down to
dine with some dick in it?
449
00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:58,209
Oh no, wait, you miss the
negatives of the Katy!
450
00:22:58,211 --> 00:23:00,478
Oh no Dy...
451
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:03,414
- it's a strip club diner
in the middle of nowhere.
452
00:23:03,416 --> 00:23:06,684
It's probably a bad idea, right?
453
00:23:06,686 --> 00:23:07,686
- Maxi?
454
00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:10,221
Strip club.
455
00:23:23,835 --> 00:23:25,736
- Um, hey guys?
456
00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:27,204
Do you think we
should've stopped here?
457
00:23:27,206 --> 00:23:28,739
It looks kinda shady.
458
00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:30,808
- It was your idea to stop here.
459
00:23:30,810 --> 00:23:31,876
- I know but
460
00:23:32,778 --> 00:23:34,145
are there gonna be boobies?
461
00:23:34,147 --> 00:23:35,045
- Of course there's
gonna be boobs in there,
462
00:23:35,047 --> 00:23:36,180
it's a strip club, man!
463
00:23:36,182 --> 00:23:37,415
Look, the RV's
parked, we're outside.
464
00:23:37,417 --> 00:23:38,716
Let's just eat. I'm hungry.
465
00:23:38,718 --> 00:23:39,550
- Alright, you know what?
466
00:23:39,552 --> 00:23:41,585
Stop! Alright guys?
467
00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:42,587
Gentlemen?
468
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:46,924
It's times like these
we ask ourselves,
469
00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:48,025
are we dudes who give a fuck
470
00:23:48,027 --> 00:23:49,393
or are we men?
471
00:23:49,395 --> 00:23:50,594
I, for one, am a man.
472
00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:52,329
And I've chosen a path to
473
00:23:53,166 --> 00:23:55,166
beware of tits.
474
00:23:55,168 --> 00:23:58,736
- Bottomless
diner and strip joint.
475
00:24:00,639 --> 00:24:01,839
- Fuck it,
476
00:24:01,841 --> 00:24:03,908
let's just hope no
one sees us, alright?
477
00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:07,411
- Whoa! Yes!
478
00:24:09,715 --> 00:24:11,449
What's up, boys?
479
00:24:11,451 --> 00:24:12,650
I'm dons.
480
00:24:12,652 --> 00:24:13,484
- Dons?
481
00:24:13,486 --> 00:24:16,987
- Don with a s. Dons.
482
00:24:16,989 --> 00:24:17,988
- Hey, I'm Billys.
483
00:24:17,990 --> 00:24:20,124
- That's tight.
484
00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:21,559
- Were you just snorting
cocaine in front of us?
485
00:24:21,561 --> 00:24:22,493
- Nah, nah, no way man.
486
00:24:22,495 --> 00:24:25,396
I don't mess with the cocaine.
487
00:24:25,398 --> 00:24:27,264
I rock the blue powder.
488
00:24:27,266 --> 00:24:28,132
- What's the blue powder?
489
00:24:28,134 --> 00:24:29,533
- It makes the blood
490
00:24:29,535 --> 00:24:32,436
rush right to your
Johnson, where it belongs.
491
00:24:32,438 --> 00:24:35,439
Makes you dick harder
than Chinese checkers!
492
00:24:35,441 --> 00:24:37,141
You guys wanna try some?
493
00:24:37,143 --> 00:24:38,509
It's awesome.
494
00:24:38,511 --> 00:24:39,710
It's awesome.
495
00:24:39,712 --> 00:24:40,811
Hey whistling boy,
496
00:24:40,813 --> 00:24:42,046
sick dick bro.
497
00:24:42,914 --> 00:24:45,182
Tonight, uh, free to midnight.
498
00:24:45,184 --> 00:24:46,717
Um, congrats.
499
00:24:46,719 --> 00:24:47,885
Uh, locals.
500
00:24:47,887 --> 00:24:48,986
You look like a
local. You men locals?
501
00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:49,920
- Actually.
502
00:24:49,922 --> 00:24:52,556
- Yeah! Yeah yeah, yeah, we are.
503
00:24:54,092 --> 00:24:55,025
We are.
504
00:24:55,027 --> 00:24:57,161
- Super, uh, super local.
505
00:24:58,096 --> 00:25:00,731
- Well, my penis ain't pissin'!
506
00:25:01,666 --> 00:25:02,733
Come inside!
507
00:25:03,602 --> 00:25:04,768
That's what see said!
508
00:25:16,414 --> 00:25:17,414
Whoa,
509
00:25:19,050 --> 00:25:21,318
you need to fix that kid.
510
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:24,788
- Fix? Fix what?
511
00:25:24,790 --> 00:25:26,790
- You know what
I'm talking about.
512
00:25:26,792 --> 00:25:29,760
And I'm not talking
about that silly whistle.
513
00:25:29,762 --> 00:25:32,463
But you landed in
just the right place.
514
00:25:32,465 --> 00:25:33,465
And, uh,
515
00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:36,967
ay!
516
00:25:36,969 --> 00:25:38,802
New stripper!
517
00:25:38,804 --> 00:25:41,805
This is a bottomless
strip joint!
518
00:25:41,807 --> 00:25:43,374
We don't show our tits here!
519
00:25:43,376 --> 00:25:45,209
You're still breast
feeding for Christ sake!
520
00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:46,143
- Hey guys!
521
00:25:46,145 --> 00:25:48,078
Welcome to beware of tits.
522
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:50,347
Where not only the food
and drinks are bottomless,
523
00:25:50,349 --> 00:25:52,149
but so are the girls.
524
00:25:52,151 --> 00:25:55,386
So, are you guys
eating out or inside?
525
00:25:56,254 --> 00:25:59,089
- Uh, what?
526
00:25:59,091 --> 00:26:00,324
- What do you recommend?
527
00:26:00,326 --> 00:26:02,326
- I mean I sure do
love eating out,
528
00:26:02,328 --> 00:26:04,161
but come on in, guys.
529
00:26:05,430 --> 00:26:07,164
- So you're telling me
that there are no tatas?
530
00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:08,499
- Nope.
531
00:26:08,501 --> 00:26:09,433
- The best part of
the female anatomy
532
00:26:09,435 --> 00:26:10,834
is not being shown tonight?
533
00:26:10,836 --> 00:26:12,236
- Sorry Charlie.
534
00:26:13,305 --> 00:26:14,305
- Billy.
535
00:26:17,275 --> 00:26:18,509
- Have a seat.
536
00:26:22,682 --> 00:26:24,582
- Here you go.
537
00:26:24,584 --> 00:26:26,350
Hope you guys like
a boxed lunch.
538
00:26:26,352 --> 00:26:27,651
- Yeah, thanks.
539
00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:31,589
Nice find, maxi.
540
00:26:31,591 --> 00:26:33,223
Beware of tits.
541
00:26:33,225 --> 00:26:34,358
- Hello boys!
542
00:26:35,460 --> 00:26:37,828
Can I get you some
drinks started?
543
00:26:37,830 --> 00:26:42,032
Like everything around
here, they are bottomless!
544
00:26:42,034 --> 00:26:45,536
Well, unlike myself at
this particular moment.
545
00:26:45,538 --> 00:26:47,037
- Uh yeah!
546
00:26:47,039 --> 00:26:49,306
Can we get two blow jobs and
a glass of milk for this guy?
547
00:26:49,308 --> 00:26:50,308
Thank you.
548
00:26:52,944 --> 00:26:55,512
- Ah, just the drinks for now.
549
00:26:56,648 --> 00:26:57,648
Thank you.
550
00:26:58,718 --> 00:27:01,151
- I gotta go rock a pole.
551
00:27:03,121 --> 00:27:05,656
- Why are we friends with him?
552
00:27:05,658 --> 00:27:06,724
- He's nice.
553
00:27:14,833 --> 00:27:17,234
- I think you boys will
probably like to try
554
00:27:17,236 --> 00:27:20,638
some of our famous
bottomless wings and fries?
555
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:24,208
- Yeah sure, that
would be great.
556
00:27:24,210 --> 00:27:25,709
Fuck! What she just say?
557
00:27:25,711 --> 00:27:27,611
- She said she thinks I'm cute
558
00:27:27,613 --> 00:27:28,846
and horny.
559
00:27:28,848 --> 00:27:30,714
- She said that you're horny?
560
00:27:30,716 --> 00:27:31,882
- I am horny.
561
00:27:33,418 --> 00:27:35,185
What do I do?
562
00:27:35,187 --> 00:27:36,420
- Oh, I don't know.
563
00:27:36,422 --> 00:27:37,621
I've been out of the
game for a while.
564
00:27:37,623 --> 00:27:40,758
Why don't you go
ask loverboy there?
565
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:42,226
What is he doing?
566
00:27:43,261 --> 00:27:45,396
- Ay yo guys, check this out!
567
00:27:45,398 --> 00:27:47,297
I call this one
the Havasu sweeper.
568
00:27:47,299 --> 00:27:48,465
Pretty good, huh?
569
00:27:48,467 --> 00:27:49,867
You come try it!
570
00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:53,170
- He's the worst.
571
00:27:54,305 --> 00:27:55,673
- That's it!
572
00:27:55,675 --> 00:27:57,041
I just saw some tits.
573
00:27:57,043 --> 00:27:58,242
Take your tits and split.
574
00:27:58,244 --> 00:27:59,777
- Come on, this is
the only thing I got!
575
00:27:59,779 --> 00:28:00,978
I have a flat ass!
Look at my ass!
576
00:28:00,980 --> 00:28:02,112
You smack it, nothing happens!
577
00:28:02,114 --> 00:28:03,047
- Oh blame your mother!
578
00:28:03,049 --> 00:28:04,181
- It's not her fault dons!
579
00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:05,115
- Oh write a novel!
580
00:28:05,117 --> 00:28:06,283
- Stop talking about my mom.
581
00:28:06,285 --> 00:28:07,918
The man wants tatas,
dons. Come on!
582
00:28:09,855 --> 00:28:10,988
- You wanna see her tits?
583
00:28:10,990 --> 00:28:11,989
- Can we something out?
584
00:28:11,991 --> 00:28:13,190
- You wanna show him your tits?
585
00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:14,458
- I wanna show
him my tits, dons.
586
00:28:14,460 --> 00:28:17,027
- One time. One time I
can make an agreement.
587
00:28:17,029 --> 00:28:18,896
- Okay, thank you!
588
00:28:18,898 --> 00:28:20,397
- You wanna shake on it?
589
00:28:20,399 --> 00:28:21,498
- We should shake, make it
a gentleman's handshake.
590
00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:22,332
- Yes, okay.
591
00:28:22,334 --> 00:28:23,567
Wait.
- What?
592
00:28:23,569 --> 00:28:24,768
- Tit shake.
- Tit shake?
593
00:28:24,770 --> 00:28:25,803
- Tit shake.
- Tit shake?
594
00:28:25,805 --> 00:28:26,870
- Never turned one down.
595
00:28:26,872 --> 00:28:29,606
- Never had one before.
596
00:28:35,346 --> 00:28:36,580
- Did that just happen?
597
00:28:36,582 --> 00:28:39,450
- Okay, here is your food.
598
00:28:39,452 --> 00:28:41,985
I was thinking maybe
you and I could go
599
00:28:41,987 --> 00:28:46,056
maintain eye contact
for a little while?
600
00:28:46,058 --> 00:28:47,257
Yeah. Come on!
601
00:28:47,259 --> 00:28:48,392
Come on, come on.
602
00:28:48,394 --> 00:28:49,727
Come on.
603
00:28:49,729 --> 00:28:51,095
- See you, buddy.
604
00:28:53,132 --> 00:28:54,132
- What?
605
00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:00,471
- So cool!
606
00:29:00,473 --> 00:29:01,905
- Yeah!
- Dude, come on!
607
00:29:01,907 --> 00:29:03,407
Fuck yeah!
608
00:29:03,409 --> 00:29:07,277
- You got her number, huh?
- Got her number buddy!
609
00:29:07,279 --> 00:29:08,645
Where's the RV?
610
00:29:08,647 --> 00:29:09,713
- The RV?
611
00:29:09,715 --> 00:29:12,149
- The recreational vehicle, man!
612
00:29:12,151 --> 00:29:13,151
- Maxi!
613
00:29:14,886 --> 00:29:16,186
- Excuse me, sir.
614
00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:18,256
Jesus Christ!
615
00:29:20,126 --> 00:29:22,760
He's got a gun, he's got a gun.
616
00:29:25,196 --> 00:29:26,663
- Ay man, come on.
617
00:29:26,665 --> 00:29:28,365
Can you cut us some slack
man? Give me a break!
618
00:29:28,367 --> 00:29:30,768
- Does it look like I got
a kit crap bar on me, boy?
619
00:29:30,770 --> 00:29:32,770
- Aww, he gotta
get out of the car.
620
00:29:32,772 --> 00:29:34,071
He's getting out.
621
00:29:34,073 --> 00:29:36,774
- You know what's even worse?
622
00:29:36,776 --> 00:29:38,475
It's not my fault you
let your RV run itself
623
00:29:38,477 --> 00:29:41,979
into the middle
of my cornfields.
624
00:29:41,981 --> 00:29:42,980
- Where's the corn?
625
00:29:42,982 --> 00:29:44,181
- It's growing.
626
00:29:44,183 --> 00:29:46,583
Yeah, rookie mistake
mission boys.
627
00:29:46,585 --> 00:29:47,818
- Alright, you're right.
628
00:29:47,820 --> 00:29:49,119
It was our mistake,
it was our bad.
629
00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:50,988
But everyone makes
mistakes, right?
630
00:29:50,990 --> 00:29:53,123
Have you ever made a mistake?
631
00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:54,358
- Nope. Never.
632
00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:04,234
- Come on, just look at him!
633
00:30:04,236 --> 00:30:05,636
Look at his face.
634
00:30:05,638 --> 00:30:07,271
- You can taint it.
635
00:30:11,076 --> 00:30:12,943
- You want me to
taint your face, boy?
636
00:30:12,945 --> 00:30:14,011
- Maybe not.
637
00:30:15,547 --> 00:30:16,780
- Alright look, I mean,
638
00:30:16,782 --> 00:30:19,483
clearly you've made
a mistake before.
639
00:30:19,485 --> 00:30:22,786
- No, I never made "a" mistake.
640
00:30:22,788 --> 00:30:25,022
- Never? You wanted
to look like this?
641
00:30:25,024 --> 00:30:26,323
- Sexy as shit?
642
00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:29,326
You mission boys hard
of hearing or something?
643
00:30:29,328 --> 00:30:31,795
- Mission boys? Why do you
keep calling us mission boys?
644
00:30:31,797 --> 00:30:35,933
- Well you are on a
mission, aren't you?
645
00:30:35,935 --> 00:30:38,502
- Dude we just walked
out of a strip club.
646
00:30:38,504 --> 00:30:41,371
And we're driving a RV,
not riding bicycles.
647
00:30:41,373 --> 00:30:43,106
- Drink alcohol too?
648
00:30:44,142 --> 00:30:45,108
- Yeah.
649
00:30:45,110 --> 00:30:46,243
- Drink coffee?
650
00:30:46,245 --> 00:30:47,077
- Of course.
651
00:30:47,079 --> 00:30:47,911
- Tea?
652
00:30:47,913 --> 00:30:49,012
- Yeah?
653
00:30:49,014 --> 00:30:49,947
- You fuckers do blow?
654
00:30:49,949 --> 00:30:51,248
- No! Whoa!
- No!
655
00:30:51,250 --> 00:30:52,583
What does that have
to do with anything?
656
00:30:52,585 --> 00:30:53,984
- Well I'm higher than shit!
657
00:30:53,986 --> 00:30:55,819
- That's cool, man.
658
00:30:55,821 --> 00:30:58,121
- Alright, how much Turkey
you boys got on you?
659
00:30:58,123 --> 00:30:58,989
- Turkey?
660
00:30:58,991 --> 00:31:00,224
- Yeah, Turkey.
661
00:31:00,226 --> 00:31:03,360
You want me to spell
it out for you?
662
00:31:03,362 --> 00:31:04,362
T
663
00:31:05,129 --> 00:31:06,530
E-R
664
00:31:06,532 --> 00:31:07,831
fucking Q, who gives a shit?
665
00:31:07,833 --> 00:31:09,132
I ate pussy for breakfast.
666
00:31:09,134 --> 00:31:10,701
- Oh fuck, he wants cash.
667
00:31:10,703 --> 00:31:12,202
- No shit.
668
00:31:12,204 --> 00:31:13,170
- I don't have any cash on me,
669
00:31:13,172 --> 00:31:14,104
I only brought my card.
670
00:31:14,106 --> 00:31:15,572
- I don't have any cash.
671
00:31:15,574 --> 00:31:16,406
- You boys should've
thought of that,
672
00:31:16,408 --> 00:31:17,975
now shouldn't you?
673
00:31:21,579 --> 00:31:24,181
- Um look, Mr. Johnathan.
674
00:31:24,183 --> 00:31:25,183
- Sire!
675
00:31:26,484 --> 00:31:28,819
Johnathan to you fuckers.
676
00:31:28,821 --> 00:31:30,387
- Okay, sire Johnathan.
677
00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:31,755
Look, as you can see,
this is all we have man.
678
00:31:31,757 --> 00:31:32,890
Is that okay?
679
00:31:37,362 --> 00:31:39,196
- You call this Turkey?
680
00:31:39,198 --> 00:31:42,132
I call this here toilet paper.
681
00:31:42,134 --> 00:31:43,694
- He's gonna wipe his
ass with my money.
682
00:31:49,641 --> 00:31:52,109
Gonna make it rain.
683
00:31:52,111 --> 00:31:54,444
- Okay, look sire
Johnathan please,
684
00:31:54,446 --> 00:31:55,979
okay man?
685
00:31:55,981 --> 00:31:57,447
My entire future with Amber
Andrews depends on this trip.
686
00:31:57,449 --> 00:31:58,949
Will you please let us go?
687
00:31:58,951 --> 00:32:00,584
I will do anything!
688
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:03,320
- Anything?
689
00:32:05,356 --> 00:32:06,356
- Anything.
690
00:32:14,499 --> 00:32:15,499
- Well,
691
00:32:16,968 --> 00:32:18,568
thanks for the buff, boys.
692
00:32:18,570 --> 00:32:20,037
- You're welcome.
693
00:32:21,406 --> 00:32:24,141
- You missed a spot.
694
00:32:25,143 --> 00:32:26,143
- Well,
695
00:32:27,078 --> 00:32:28,245
that was fun.
696
00:32:29,647 --> 00:32:30,647
- You know,
697
00:32:32,383 --> 00:32:33,717
you seemed to have
failed to mention
698
00:32:33,719 --> 00:32:36,787
that Amber Andrews, Katy
Andrew's twin sister,
699
00:32:36,789 --> 00:32:38,655
was gonna be on this trip.
700
00:32:38,657 --> 00:32:40,357
- Aw man, please no.
701
00:32:40,359 --> 00:32:41,725
- Yeah yeah yeah man,
702
00:32:41,727 --> 00:32:43,360
I thought that you
organized this whole shindig
703
00:32:43,362 --> 00:32:44,928
for a little bro-cation time
704
00:32:44,930 --> 00:32:46,129
with your best friends.
705
00:32:46,131 --> 00:32:47,731
But now it looks like
someone's a little
706
00:32:47,733 --> 00:32:49,433
hoes before bros on this trip.
707
00:32:49,435 --> 00:32:50,667
- Dude, I just,
708
00:32:50,669 --> 00:32:51,568
I could really use
your support, okay?
709
00:32:51,570 --> 00:32:52,903
- You need confidence!
710
00:32:52,905 --> 00:32:54,171
Alright? Confidence.
711
00:32:54,173 --> 00:32:56,373
Just go up to her,
present yourself,
712
00:32:56,375 --> 00:32:57,374
tell her how you feel!
713
00:32:57,376 --> 00:32:58,742
It's not that hard.
714
00:32:58,744 --> 00:32:59,977
- No, you know what?
715
00:32:59,979 --> 00:33:00,979
It is hard.
716
00:33:02,313 --> 00:33:03,847
You're giving me a raging
boner right now dude.
717
00:33:03,849 --> 00:33:05,582
You're really good at this!
718
00:33:05,584 --> 00:33:06,717
I need to grow some balls,
719
00:33:06,719 --> 00:33:08,051
you're absolutely right!
720
00:33:08,053 --> 00:33:09,286
- That's true,
721
00:33:09,288 --> 00:33:10,520
and I'm glad that
I could give you
722
00:33:10,522 --> 00:33:12,990
a little emotional
support on this RV.
723
00:33:14,492 --> 00:33:16,093
All this food and the weed
724
00:33:16,095 --> 00:33:17,894
is making me a little ti-ti,
725
00:33:17,896 --> 00:33:20,964
so I think Dylan
is gonna go to bed.
726
00:33:28,039 --> 00:33:30,040
- Why don't you talk?
727
00:33:30,042 --> 00:33:32,976
- You guys always
tell me not to.
728
00:33:32,978 --> 00:33:34,544
- Really?
729
00:33:38,484 --> 00:33:39,783
- Oh what is it man?
730
00:33:39,785 --> 00:33:40,951
You can talk.
731
00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:43,320
- I don't know.
732
00:33:44,756 --> 00:33:47,324
I guess I just feel it's time.
733
00:33:49,827 --> 00:33:51,795
- "It's time"?
734
00:33:51,797 --> 00:33:53,430
- Yeah. To lose it.
735
00:33:56,267 --> 00:33:58,268
You know, my virginity.
736
00:34:00,738 --> 00:34:05,075
I just want it over with
and so does my daddy.
737
00:34:05,077 --> 00:34:06,343
- Daddy, seriously.
738
00:34:06,345 --> 00:34:07,310
- Yeah.
739
00:34:07,312 --> 00:34:08,378
He's always buying me condoms
740
00:34:08,380 --> 00:34:10,380
and for my birthday last year,
741
00:34:10,382 --> 00:34:14,618
he even paid for a hooker
to come over and touch me.
742
00:34:16,754 --> 00:34:19,456
- I always knew I
liked your daddy.
743
00:34:19,458 --> 00:34:21,491
- I was super nervous,
744
00:34:21,493 --> 00:34:24,127
so I just hid in the closet.
745
00:34:24,129 --> 00:34:26,430
- Bro? It is time to
come out of the closet.
746
00:34:26,432 --> 00:34:27,397
I mean what's wrong?
747
00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:28,899
- I don't know.
748
00:34:28,901 --> 00:34:31,134
It feel like it's all the
pressure from it, maybe?
749
00:34:31,136 --> 00:34:32,936
Apparently he's quite
the stud in the bedroom
750
00:34:32,938 --> 00:34:36,907
and he's partaken
threesomes and orgies
751
00:34:36,909 --> 00:34:38,041
and fourgies.
752
00:34:39,811 --> 00:34:40,977
- What's a fourgie?
753
00:34:40,979 --> 00:34:42,746
- I don't know.
754
00:34:42,748 --> 00:34:43,748
- Whoa.
755
00:34:44,582 --> 00:34:46,016
- I'm just scared.
756
00:34:46,018 --> 00:34:47,951
- You scared? Scared of what?
757
00:34:47,953 --> 00:34:49,086
- Well like,
758
00:34:49,088 --> 00:34:50,720
what if I don't last long?
759
00:34:50,722 --> 00:34:52,856
What if she laughs at it?
760
00:34:54,192 --> 00:34:56,493
I don't think my dick can
handle that kind of rejection.
761
00:34:56,495 --> 00:34:57,861
- Dude, don't even
worry about it.
762
00:34:57,863 --> 00:34:59,763
I mean premature ejaculation
is totally normal
763
00:34:59,765 --> 00:35:01,198
and hot chicks are just
used to it anyways,
764
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:02,466
it's all good.
765
00:35:04,470 --> 00:35:05,735
But dude,
766
00:35:05,737 --> 00:35:06,670
you need to get over
this whistling sound
767
00:35:06,672 --> 00:35:07,471
you make with your mouth.
768
00:35:07,473 --> 00:35:08,972
I mean what is that?
769
00:35:08,974 --> 00:35:10,240
It's like when the subject of
sex with a female comes up,
770
00:35:10,242 --> 00:35:12,876
I feel like someone's
brewing a pot of tea.
771
00:35:12,878 --> 00:35:14,144
You know what you need to do?
772
00:35:14,146 --> 00:35:17,013
You need to reinvent yourself.
773
00:35:17,015 --> 00:35:18,615
It's time for a makeover.
774
00:35:18,617 --> 00:35:21,218
Extreme makeover, maxi edition.
775
00:35:21,220 --> 00:35:23,220
You are no longer maxi,
776
00:35:23,222 --> 00:35:25,522
the scared little
whistling virgin,
777
00:35:25,524 --> 00:35:29,426
forever doomed to a life
of swirlies and toilets.
778
00:35:29,428 --> 00:35:30,428
You are now
779
00:35:32,897 --> 00:35:33,897
Maximus.
780
00:35:34,999 --> 00:35:35,999
- Maximus.
781
00:35:38,102 --> 00:35:40,537
- Maximus cunnilingus clitoris.
782
00:35:40,539 --> 00:35:41,838
- Maximus.
783
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:43,740
- Son to an orgy master.
784
00:35:43,742 --> 00:35:45,075
- Maximus.
785
00:35:45,077 --> 00:35:47,410
- Recent member of tits amazing.
786
00:35:47,412 --> 00:35:48,745
- Maximus.
787
00:35:48,747 --> 00:35:50,313
- And recipient of
a cocktail napkin
788
00:35:50,315 --> 00:35:51,648
with a phone number on it
789
00:35:51,650 --> 00:35:53,116
from a cocktail
waitress who works at
790
00:35:53,118 --> 00:35:55,385
beware of tits, bottomless
diner and strip joint.
791
00:35:55,387 --> 00:35:56,387
- Maximus.
792
00:35:57,388 --> 00:35:59,656
- You shall lose it.
793
00:35:59,658 --> 00:36:01,158
- I shall.
794
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:03,493
- In this life or the next.
795
00:36:05,129 --> 00:36:06,796
Preferably this life.
796
00:36:06,798 --> 00:36:07,798
- Maximus,
797
00:36:08,566 --> 00:36:10,167
I like that.
798
00:36:10,169 --> 00:36:13,069
I am Maximus
cunnilingus clitoris.
799
00:36:14,906 --> 00:36:16,039
- Maximus.
800
00:36:16,041 --> 00:36:17,274
- Maximus.
801
00:36:30,955 --> 00:36:32,856
- Sweet dreams there, maxi?
802
00:36:32,858 --> 00:36:34,758
- No, had a nightmare.
803
00:36:36,327 --> 00:36:38,728
Billy? What's a cunnilingus?
804
00:36:40,698 --> 00:36:43,800
Think I had a nightmare
about it last night.
805
00:36:43,802 --> 00:36:45,769
Is it some sort of monster?
806
00:36:45,771 --> 00:36:47,537
- Monster, yeah.
807
00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:50,607
Just gonna have to find out
for yourself there, kiddo.
808
00:36:50,609 --> 00:36:52,409
- Are we there yet man?
809
00:36:52,411 --> 00:36:54,077
We've been driving forever
and this place is hotter
810
00:36:54,079 --> 00:36:56,246
than a prostitute's
asshole, alright?
811
00:36:56,248 --> 00:36:57,180
Where is this place?
812
00:36:57,182 --> 00:36:58,782
- Calm your tits, Betty white.
813
00:36:58,784 --> 00:37:00,016
I got an idea!
814
00:37:01,052 --> 00:37:02,185
Compact disk!
815
00:37:07,892 --> 00:37:08,892
Here we go!
816
00:37:24,710 --> 00:37:25,742
- Come on, go!
817
00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:26,943
- I'm driving.
- Come on, man!
818
00:37:26,945 --> 00:37:28,712
Get up!
- Okay, drive.
819
00:37:39,958 --> 00:37:42,392
- Who is that? Why
is he honking at us?
820
00:37:42,394 --> 00:37:43,793
- What a douche.
821
00:38:03,649 --> 00:38:05,215
Oh my goddess, hi.
822
00:38:05,217 --> 00:38:06,950
- Hey guys, welcome
to the nautical.
823
00:38:06,952 --> 00:38:08,151
I'm Jordan.
824
00:38:08,153 --> 00:38:09,586
Are you checking
in with SWAT today?
825
00:38:09,588 --> 00:38:10,387
- I got this.
826
00:38:10,389 --> 00:38:11,588
- Okay.
827
00:38:11,590 --> 00:38:15,158
- Hi. We are checking
in as chaperones.
828
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:16,826
- Chaperones?
829
00:38:16,828 --> 00:38:19,362
- Okay, I was just about to
step out for my lunch break,
830
00:38:19,364 --> 00:38:20,897
but don't worry,
831
00:38:20,899 --> 00:38:22,399
I'll go find somebody who
can take care of you guys.
832
00:38:22,401 --> 00:38:23,401
- Ah, what?
833
00:38:25,336 --> 00:38:26,870
- Don't worry about
my friend maxi here.
834
00:38:26,872 --> 00:38:27,804
He almost got laid last night
835
00:38:27,806 --> 00:38:29,039
but couldn't quite close.
836
00:38:29,041 --> 00:38:30,273
- Aw, don't worry about it.
837
00:38:30,275 --> 00:38:32,942
Maybe your luck will
change here in Havasu.
838
00:38:32,944 --> 00:38:33,910
- So cute.
839
00:38:33,912 --> 00:38:35,478
- Alright, well good luck boys.
840
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:37,881
- Ah, thought that would work.
841
00:38:37,883 --> 00:38:39,516
- You thought that would work?
842
00:38:39,518 --> 00:38:40,518
- Yeah.
843
00:38:48,526 --> 00:38:49,759
Hi there friend.
844
00:38:49,761 --> 00:38:53,196
We are checking
in as chaperones.
845
00:38:53,198 --> 00:38:55,165
- It's pronounced freend.
846
00:38:55,167 --> 00:38:56,499
Freend. Freend.
847
00:38:57,735 --> 00:38:58,735
- Okay.
848
00:39:00,938 --> 00:39:02,272
- Names please.
849
00:39:04,542 --> 00:39:06,409
- Okay, uh this is Dylan.
850
00:39:06,411 --> 00:39:07,977
I'm Billy, that's maxi.
851
00:39:07,979 --> 00:39:09,379
- Maximus.
- Maximus.
852
00:39:09,381 --> 00:39:10,780
- I take it you all of age?
853
00:39:10,782 --> 00:39:13,350
- I take it you're of all age.
854
00:39:14,919 --> 00:39:16,853
- Would you like to see some
identification there, friend?
855
00:39:16,855 --> 00:39:17,921
- It's okay.
856
00:39:19,156 --> 00:39:20,757
You look like you're 30.
857
00:39:20,759 --> 00:39:22,192
- He's actually 35.
858
00:39:26,097 --> 00:39:28,331
- I can see that.
859
00:39:29,867 --> 00:39:33,670
You understand the responsibilities
of a SWAT chaperone?
860
00:39:33,672 --> 00:39:36,005
- What's a chaperone?
861
00:39:36,007 --> 00:39:37,273
- Oh don't worry about this guy.
862
00:39:37,275 --> 00:39:39,242
He doesn't even know
what cunnilingus is.
863
00:39:39,244 --> 00:39:41,911
- What's a cunnilingus?
864
00:39:41,913 --> 00:39:43,880
- It's a scary monster.
865
00:39:45,116 --> 00:39:46,683
- With an unibrow.
866
00:39:50,588 --> 00:39:53,456
- Basically your responsibilities
are to make sure
867
00:39:53,458 --> 00:39:56,793
that kids under the age
are not drunk in public
868
00:39:56,795 --> 00:39:59,362
or fighting, fighting.
869
00:39:59,364 --> 00:40:00,296
You know what fighting is?
870
00:40:00,298 --> 00:40:03,233
- Yeah, I know what fighting is.
871
00:40:03,235 --> 00:40:04,467
- You notice
anything suspicious,
872
00:40:04,469 --> 00:40:08,037
you grab any of our
security guard and
873
00:40:08,039 --> 00:40:10,039
you report it.
874
00:40:10,041 --> 00:40:11,541
- So we're basically narcs?
875
00:40:11,543 --> 00:40:12,709
- Yes!
876
00:40:12,711 --> 00:40:14,177
- Perfect!
877
00:40:14,179 --> 00:40:18,014
You guys ready to make
some new friends? Freends?
878
00:40:52,183 --> 00:40:54,250
- Hello? Is anyone here?
879
00:40:58,155 --> 00:40:59,155
- Uh?
880
00:41:04,495 --> 00:41:05,829
- Uh,
881
00:41:05,831 --> 00:41:07,997
uh we're here about
the backyard boat?
882
00:41:12,069 --> 00:41:15,438
- Well the backyard boat,
why didn't you just say so?
883
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:16,606
- I just did.
884
00:41:17,641 --> 00:41:19,509
We rented it through
your website?
885
00:41:19,511 --> 00:41:21,711
- I don't got no website.
886
00:41:21,713 --> 00:41:22,879
- Yes you do.
887
00:41:25,015 --> 00:41:26,249
- No, I don't.
888
00:41:27,284 --> 00:41:28,852
- I think that you do.
889
00:41:28,854 --> 00:41:30,753
- Fuck you.
- Fair enough.
890
00:41:30,755 --> 00:41:32,622
- Isn't this you?
891
00:41:32,624 --> 00:41:34,157
- Uncool Ronathan's
892
00:41:34,159 --> 00:41:38,561
Havasu boating adventures
paradise, lake Havasu lake.
893
00:41:38,563 --> 00:41:40,830
- Yeah, that's me.
894
00:41:40,832 --> 00:41:42,799
- So then you do have a website?
895
00:41:42,801 --> 00:41:43,833
- No shit.
896
00:41:43,835 --> 00:41:45,235
- What the fuck?
897
00:41:46,504 --> 00:41:47,904
- Grab my stuff.
898
00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:52,775
Feels good in there.
899
00:41:52,777 --> 00:41:54,444
- What is he doing?
900
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:59,415
Alright, must sign
right here boy.
901
00:41:59,417 --> 00:42:03,253
You want me to hold it
out like this for you?
902
00:42:04,722 --> 00:42:07,657
- You want us to sign your arm?
903
00:42:07,659 --> 00:42:08,625
- I'm not holding it out here
904
00:42:08,627 --> 00:42:10,226
for you choir boys to stare at.
905
00:42:10,228 --> 00:42:12,495
- Here, I'll sign.
906
00:42:12,497 --> 00:42:14,063
- Just be careful.
907
00:42:25,509 --> 00:42:26,576
- Life vest,
908
00:42:27,878 --> 00:42:29,379
we're gonna need some beer.
909
00:42:29,381 --> 00:42:30,381
- Alright.
910
00:42:31,315 --> 00:42:32,949
- Wait, you're not
coming with us, are you?
911
00:42:32,951 --> 00:42:34,484
- If it was up to me,
912
00:42:34,486 --> 00:42:37,420
we'd all be coming together
by the end of the night.
913
00:42:37,422 --> 00:42:38,354
- Well, it's just...
914
00:42:38,356 --> 00:42:41,324
- don't you "welp" me, boy!
915
00:42:41,326 --> 00:42:42,659
- I didn't really
want tapdance around
916
00:42:42,661 --> 00:42:46,396
with a bunch of fucking
sissy Sallys anyway.
917
00:42:50,634 --> 00:42:53,102
- But this map just
leads us right back here.
918
00:42:53,104 --> 00:42:55,939
- I don't see any
life vests or beer
919
00:42:55,941 --> 00:42:58,908
around these little
arms, now do I?
920
00:42:59,910 --> 00:43:01,811
Cute little hands.
921
00:43:01,813 --> 00:43:02,813
So sexy.
922
00:43:06,617 --> 00:43:08,217
- Thank you.
923
00:43:08,219 --> 00:43:09,619
We'll see you later,
924
00:43:09,621 --> 00:43:10,420
run, run, run, run!
925
00:43:10,422 --> 00:43:11,422
- Hey!
926
00:43:12,790 --> 00:43:15,425
You boys come back here.
927
00:43:15,427 --> 00:43:17,293
- Who are those cute boys?
928
00:43:17,295 --> 00:43:19,295
And what did they want?
929
00:43:20,764 --> 00:43:24,334
- Fuck you.
930
00:43:36,347 --> 00:43:38,748
Took the advice on the beer.
931
00:43:39,750 --> 00:43:41,184
Good stuff.
932
00:43:44,055 --> 00:43:45,121
Here she is.
933
00:43:46,223 --> 00:43:48,958
Backyard beauty,
in all her glory.
934
00:44:09,913 --> 00:44:11,114
- Well guys,
935
00:44:11,116 --> 00:44:13,149
it looks like everyone
really like us!
936
00:44:13,151 --> 00:44:14,350
- Oh yeah, they
like us, alright.
937
00:44:14,352 --> 00:44:15,385
Just jealous of our
backyard beauty.
938
00:44:15,387 --> 00:44:16,719
Great find Dylan!
939
00:44:16,721 --> 00:44:17,787
- Good find Dylan.
940
00:44:17,789 --> 00:44:19,656
- Thank you, boys.
941
00:44:19,658 --> 00:44:20,890
- Jesus Christ,
942
00:44:20,892 --> 00:44:22,925
it's a stripper
pole on this boat?
943
00:44:22,927 --> 00:44:24,460
Billy why won't you go shake
your ass on that thing?
944
00:44:24,462 --> 00:44:25,862
See what happen?
945
00:44:28,867 --> 00:44:30,199
- Whatcha doing?
946
00:44:30,201 --> 00:44:32,101
- Dude, I think my
bone-ar's going off.
947
00:44:33,371 --> 00:44:34,303
- What the fuck are you doing?
948
00:44:34,305 --> 00:44:35,038
- Dude, I can't control it,
949
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:36,040
it's my bone-ar.
950
00:44:47,118 --> 00:44:48,118
- Tlif?
951
00:44:50,187 --> 00:44:52,588
- Tilf titties?
Titties in a Tilf.
952
00:44:52,590 --> 00:44:56,693
- Go away!
953
00:44:56,695 --> 00:44:58,261
- We need to get off this boat.
954
00:45:18,415 --> 00:45:20,383
- Man, what a plethora
of pretty pillows around!
955
00:45:20,385 --> 00:45:21,551
Jeez!
956
00:45:21,553 --> 00:45:22,752
- Thank you for bringing
me out here, boys.
957
00:45:22,754 --> 00:45:23,720
I appreciate it.
958
00:45:23,722 --> 00:45:25,288
This is our week, alright?
959
00:45:25,290 --> 00:45:27,010
This is our week to get
after it. You ready?
960
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:30,426
Son of a bitch, really?
961
00:45:30,428 --> 00:45:31,661
- What? Is that Amber?
962
00:45:31,663 --> 00:45:33,863
- No. What the fuck
is she doing here man?
963
00:45:33,865 --> 00:45:35,665
- Aw, that chick sucks!
964
00:45:35,667 --> 00:45:36,667
- Nope.
965
00:45:37,367 --> 00:45:38,367
- Oh yeah.
966
00:45:40,037 --> 00:45:42,138
- Man, shit. But seriously,
what is she doing here?
967
00:45:42,140 --> 00:45:44,540
Fuck it, I'll be right back.
968
00:45:46,910 --> 00:45:48,578
Katy.
969
00:45:48,580 --> 00:45:49,812
What the fuck are
you doing here?
970
00:45:49,814 --> 00:45:50,980
Is this why you
broke up with me,
971
00:45:50,982 --> 00:45:52,749
so you can be all slutty
over spring break?
972
00:45:52,751 --> 00:45:53,983
- You know dilly,
973
00:45:53,985 --> 00:45:55,384
I love everything
that you did for us.
974
00:45:55,386 --> 00:45:56,219
It's just...
975
00:45:56,221 --> 00:45:57,453
- it's just what? What?
976
00:45:57,455 --> 00:45:58,688
You don't care about me at all?
977
00:45:58,690 --> 00:45:59,689
You rather hang out
with these fucktards?
978
00:45:59,691 --> 00:46:01,157
- What's up, dog?
979
00:46:02,559 --> 00:46:03,559
I'm the DJ.
980
00:46:04,561 --> 00:46:07,263
The DJ! Spring break DJ!
981
00:46:07,265 --> 00:46:08,265
DJ Tanner!
982
00:46:09,066 --> 00:46:10,867
Check out my banner!
983
00:46:10,869 --> 00:46:13,035
Woo hoo, woo hoo, woo hoo, woo!
984
00:46:14,439 --> 00:46:16,739
- The fuck are you doing? Stop.
985
00:46:16,741 --> 00:46:19,609
Is this your ex old lady?
986
00:46:19,611 --> 00:46:21,911
She got a nice rack on her.
987
00:46:25,415 --> 00:46:26,983
Thanks for sharing.
988
00:46:26,985 --> 00:46:29,051
- What the fuck are you
talking about? Stop!
989
00:46:29,053 --> 00:46:30,319
- Sharing is caring, dog!
990
00:46:30,321 --> 00:46:31,454
- Stop calling me dog!
991
00:46:31,456 --> 00:46:33,122
This isn't 1999, alright?
992
00:46:33,124 --> 00:46:34,524
Just go back to your
fucking DJ booth,
993
00:46:34,526 --> 00:46:35,758
this is my girlfriend.
994
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:39,162
- But dilly, we
broke up, remember?
995
00:46:39,164 --> 00:46:41,164
This is the guy I was
telling you about.
996
00:46:41,166 --> 00:46:42,698
I met him on tender.
997
00:46:42,700 --> 00:46:46,002
He's gonna be like
the next skrillres.
998
00:46:46,004 --> 00:46:47,236
- Sorry to steal your hot girl
999
00:46:47,238 --> 00:46:49,806
and kick your ass
off my boat dog.
1000
00:46:49,808 --> 00:46:52,308
Unfortunately this is my boat
1001
00:46:53,677 --> 00:46:56,345
and she doesn't seem
to want you anymore.
1002
00:46:56,347 --> 00:46:58,281
So why don't you
make like the trees
1003
00:46:58,283 --> 00:46:59,849
and get out.
1004
00:46:59,851 --> 00:47:01,517
- Just get away from me, man!
1005
00:47:01,519 --> 00:47:03,119
- Wow!
1006
00:47:03,121 --> 00:47:06,189
Well, it appears
you're out of time.
1007
00:47:07,858 --> 00:47:09,358
And we have a full house,
1008
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:11,527
so you better get your ass
off this boat before i...
1009
00:47:11,529 --> 00:47:13,029
- before you what?
1010
00:47:13,031 --> 00:47:15,151
Before you flex your t-shirt
titties in my face again?
1011
00:47:17,502 --> 00:47:18,334
It's not funny.
1012
00:47:18,336 --> 00:47:19,202
- You know I won't,
1013
00:47:19,204 --> 00:47:20,436
but they will.
1014
00:47:21,538 --> 00:47:24,440
Danny, Joey, uncle Jessie,
1015
00:47:24,442 --> 00:47:25,875
get him.
1016
00:47:28,513 --> 00:47:29,645
- Get off me, man.
1017
00:47:29,647 --> 00:47:30,713
Stop. Stop.
1018
00:47:30,715 --> 00:47:31,647
What are you doing?
1019
00:47:31,649 --> 00:47:32,649
Hey!
1020
00:47:36,421 --> 00:47:38,955
- Aw, it's too bad dog.
1021
00:47:38,957 --> 00:47:41,591
I liked you. You
have a cute face.
1022
00:47:41,593 --> 00:47:42,859
- Fuck you man.
1023
00:47:42,861 --> 00:47:44,527
- Dylan you shouldn't
have come all this way
1024
00:47:44,529 --> 00:47:46,562
to try and get me back.
1025
00:47:46,564 --> 00:47:47,797
- I didn't.
1026
00:47:49,567 --> 00:47:50,567
- Dilly!
1027
00:47:51,335 --> 00:47:55,304
You totes got me wet!
1028
00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:57,807
- That guy's like a real DJ
1029
00:47:57,809 --> 00:48:00,243
and I got a sticker!
1030
00:48:00,245 --> 00:48:01,911
Okay.
1031
00:48:01,913 --> 00:48:03,579
Alright, look guys,
1032
00:48:03,581 --> 00:48:05,514
I just need a second
to myself, alright?
1033
00:48:05,516 --> 00:48:09,318
Just go have fun, I'll catch
up with you guys later.
1034
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:10,686
- What? Come on, man!
1035
00:48:10,688 --> 00:48:12,321
We're in this together bro!
1036
00:48:12,323 --> 00:48:14,056
It's a bro-cation, remember?
1037
00:48:14,058 --> 00:48:16,092
- So I'll catch
up with you later.
1038
00:48:16,094 --> 00:48:17,426
- Don't leave, bro!
1039
00:48:17,428 --> 00:48:18,628
- Dude!
1040
00:48:18,630 --> 00:48:19,829
- Bro!
1041
00:48:19,831 --> 00:48:21,364
- Dude!
1042
00:48:21,366 --> 00:48:22,465
- Bro.
1043
00:48:22,467 --> 00:48:23,467
- Dude.
1044
00:48:25,936 --> 00:48:26,936
Let him go.
1045
00:48:30,007 --> 00:48:31,240
Let him go.
1046
00:48:39,116 --> 00:48:42,785
- That can not be
good for her health.
1047
00:48:42,787 --> 00:48:43,787
Dude,
1048
00:48:44,488 --> 00:48:46,188
that's my destiny's child!
1049
00:48:51,662 --> 00:48:54,063
Excuse me for a second.
1050
00:48:54,065 --> 00:48:56,699
I have some balls to attend to.
1051
00:48:58,235 --> 00:48:59,235
- What?
1052
00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:05,508
- Hey!
1053
00:49:05,510 --> 00:49:06,510
Hey.
1054
00:49:08,412 --> 00:49:09,612
- You made it.
1055
00:49:10,614 --> 00:49:11,781
- I'm so glad you came!
1056
00:49:11,783 --> 00:49:13,182
- Well yeah, I'm
always happy to come.
1057
00:49:13,184 --> 00:49:14,617
Uh, be here.
1058
00:49:14,619 --> 00:49:17,119
- You look so familiar to me.
1059
00:49:21,491 --> 00:49:22,525
- Hey Michelle.
1060
00:49:22,527 --> 00:49:23,826
- He knows me?
1061
00:49:23,828 --> 00:49:24,994
- Hey!
1062
00:49:24,996 --> 00:49:25,928
You guys should
totally check out the
1063
00:49:25,930 --> 00:49:26,595
killer boat we rented this week.
1064
00:49:26,597 --> 00:49:27,596
It's awesome.
1065
00:49:27,598 --> 00:49:28,431
- Really?
- Really?
1066
00:49:28,433 --> 00:49:30,232
- No, it actually sucks.
1067
00:49:30,234 --> 00:49:31,834
- What color is it?
1068
00:49:31,836 --> 00:49:34,603
- What's your favorite
color, Michelle?
1069
00:49:34,605 --> 00:49:35,771
- Leopard!
1070
00:49:35,773 --> 00:49:38,040
- Yeah, we got a leopard boat.
1071
00:49:38,042 --> 00:49:39,675
Yeah, we do. We do.
1072
00:49:40,544 --> 00:49:42,778
Sorry. Sorry not sorry.
1073
00:49:46,384 --> 00:49:47,216
- Hi.
1074
00:49:47,218 --> 00:49:48,284
- Why hello.
1075
00:49:49,052 --> 00:49:50,052
- Can I,
1076
00:49:51,221 --> 00:49:54,724
can I try a sample of
your hample nample?
1077
00:49:54,726 --> 00:49:56,359
- Good choice, kid.
1078
00:50:00,497 --> 00:50:02,798
Sample of hample
nample, coming in hot.
1079
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:04,100
- Uh, okay. Uh.
1080
00:50:07,571 --> 00:50:10,573
Oh wow! That's a super sample!
1081
00:50:10,575 --> 00:50:12,608
- Super sample hample nample.
1082
00:50:12,610 --> 00:50:16,345
- Can I get that in a
captain's cone please?
1083
00:50:19,450 --> 00:50:21,083
So what you're asking for
1084
00:50:21,085 --> 00:50:25,321
is some hample nample which
not to sample?
1085
00:50:27,758 --> 00:50:30,059
I'm not sure if we have
anymore of that flavor.
1086
00:50:30,061 --> 00:50:33,095
I'm going to have to
check in with the captain.
1087
00:50:33,097 --> 00:50:34,097
Boss!
1088
00:50:34,998 --> 00:50:35,998
Hey boss!
1089
00:50:41,606 --> 00:50:45,074
This very nice silly
looking man right here
1090
00:50:45,076 --> 00:50:46,542
would like to know
1091
00:50:46,544 --> 00:50:48,377
if we have any hample nample
1092
00:50:48,379 --> 00:50:50,379
in which not to sample?
1093
00:51:05,063 --> 00:51:06,529
Seems like it's your lucky day.
1094
00:51:06,531 --> 00:51:09,265
The captain just said we do.
1095
00:51:09,267 --> 00:51:11,934
Would you like one scoop or two?
1096
00:51:15,339 --> 00:51:16,339
Here's one,
1097
00:51:20,912 --> 00:51:22,311
and there's two.
1098
00:51:24,381 --> 00:51:27,683
I'll do a little
something special for ya.
1099
00:51:27,685 --> 00:51:31,921
Gonna put a little icing
on the cake.
1100
00:51:34,691 --> 00:51:36,258
That's gonna taste a lot better
1101
00:51:36,260 --> 00:51:39,562
if you eat it through your nose.
1102
00:51:39,564 --> 00:51:41,197
- Through my nose?
1103
00:51:51,708 --> 00:51:53,275
- Hey! Nice shirt!
1104
00:51:58,282 --> 00:51:59,282
Whoa.
1105
00:52:00,617 --> 00:52:03,652
You didn't get rid of that
from the other night, kid?
1106
00:52:03,654 --> 00:52:05,387
That is not awesome.
1107
00:52:09,526 --> 00:52:10,860
- I recognize you!
1108
00:52:10,862 --> 00:52:13,229
You're don! The owner
of beware of tits!
1109
00:52:13,231 --> 00:52:15,231
- Dons, with a s. Dons.
1110
00:52:16,900 --> 00:52:17,967
How you doing, kid?
1111
00:52:17,969 --> 00:52:19,668
- Maxi?
1112
00:52:19,670 --> 00:52:20,503
- Mindy?
1113
00:52:20,505 --> 00:52:21,505
- Maxi!
1114
00:52:23,540 --> 00:52:24,373
Maxi.
1115
00:52:24,375 --> 00:52:26,008
Maxi Max, maxi Max.
1116
00:52:27,010 --> 00:52:28,744
What are you doing here?
1117
00:52:28,746 --> 00:52:30,746
I'm so excited to see you again!
1118
00:52:30,748 --> 00:52:31,981
- What are you doing here?
1119
00:52:31,983 --> 00:52:34,083
- I don't remember
what I'm doing here.
1120
00:52:34,085 --> 00:52:36,118
- Are you a strip dancer
for them as well?
1121
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:37,953
- No way, I get, um,
1122
00:52:37,955 --> 00:52:39,522
horny when I dance.
1123
00:52:39,524 --> 00:52:41,624
So I leave that to
the professionals
1124
00:52:41,626 --> 00:52:44,226
who have self control.
1125
00:52:44,228 --> 00:52:46,695
Isn't this place amazing?
1126
00:52:46,697 --> 00:52:48,430
It makes me so excited,
1127
00:52:48,432 --> 00:52:50,566
like not just in my face.
1128
00:52:51,902 --> 00:52:54,270
- Ice cream boy, you wanna
hit the lake with us?
1129
00:52:54,272 --> 00:52:55,237
- For real?
1130
00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:57,339
- Yeah boy! Here we go!
1131
00:52:57,341 --> 00:52:59,675
- Sounds great!
1132
00:53:07,918 --> 00:53:11,053
- Your technique is a
little weak, you know.
1133
00:53:11,055 --> 00:53:11,954
- I didn't know
there was a technique
1134
00:53:11,956 --> 00:53:14,190
for skipping rocks.
1135
00:53:14,192 --> 00:53:17,159
- Oh yeah, here.
Let me show you.
1136
00:53:17,161 --> 00:53:18,694
So the trick is to
1137
00:53:18,696 --> 00:53:21,564
get down low,
close to the water,
1138
00:53:21,566 --> 00:53:23,532
and with the right flat rock
1139
00:53:23,534 --> 00:53:25,167
and a good release,
1140
00:53:27,170 --> 00:53:28,103
that's how it's done.
1141
00:53:28,105 --> 00:53:29,405
- That's not bad.
1142
00:53:29,407 --> 00:53:30,239
- Thanks.
1143
00:53:30,241 --> 00:53:31,974
- I'm Dylan.
1144
00:53:31,976 --> 00:53:33,108
- Hi. Sarah.
1145
00:53:33,110 --> 00:53:34,176
- Nice to meet you.
1146
00:53:34,178 --> 00:53:35,177
- Yo Sarah,
1147
00:53:35,179 --> 00:53:36,178
you gonna get a room?
1148
00:53:36,180 --> 00:53:38,581
Or can we get the ball back?
1149
00:53:39,583 --> 00:53:42,151
- I'm gonna grab that, thanks.
1150
00:53:44,754 --> 00:53:46,822
Shouldn't you be partying
with all the crazy people?
1151
00:53:46,824 --> 00:53:48,023
- Yeah, well, um,
1152
00:53:48,025 --> 00:53:50,826
my two friend
brought me out here
1153
00:53:50,828 --> 00:53:53,095
to get me away
from my girlfriend,
1154
00:53:53,097 --> 00:53:54,563
or ex-girlfriend.
1155
00:53:55,665 --> 00:53:57,766
And it turns out that
she's already here,
1156
00:53:57,768 --> 00:54:02,004
on some boat with a bunch of
drunk idiots wearing neon.
1157
00:54:02,939 --> 00:54:04,940
I'm sorry, I guess I'm just,
1158
00:54:04,942 --> 00:54:06,275
stuck in this stupid place
1159
00:54:06,277 --> 00:54:08,043
and I don't know what to do.
1160
00:54:08,045 --> 00:54:11,146
- Hey, this stupid
place I call home.
1161
00:54:12,515 --> 00:54:13,582
- Yikes. Uh.
1162
00:54:15,051 --> 00:54:17,086
Can we start over?
1163
00:54:17,088 --> 00:54:18,520
- Okay.
1164
00:54:18,522 --> 00:54:21,857
- I'm Dylan, spring
breaker from bend, Oregon.
1165
00:54:21,859 --> 00:54:24,927
And apparently I
can't skip rocks.
1166
00:54:24,929 --> 00:54:27,196
- Hello Dylan from bend, Oregon.
1167
00:54:27,198 --> 00:54:30,666
I'm Sarah, a Havasu
local and a freshman.
1168
00:54:32,068 --> 00:54:34,169
- You're a freshman?
1169
00:54:34,171 --> 00:54:35,638
- In college.
1170
00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:36,640
- College.
1171
00:54:38,074 --> 00:54:39,074
Nice.
1172
00:54:41,444 --> 00:54:43,879
- What are you doing tonight?
1173
00:54:43,881 --> 00:54:46,248
- Tonight I'm probably
going back to my hotel room
1174
00:54:46,250 --> 00:54:49,018
to hide from my ex-girlfriend
for the rest of the week.
1175
00:54:49,020 --> 00:54:50,753
- Okay well
1176
00:54:50,755 --> 00:54:53,122
my friends and I are having
a get together tonight.
1177
00:54:53,124 --> 00:54:54,723
You're welcome to stop by
1178
00:54:54,725 --> 00:54:56,959
if you can muster a smile.
1179
00:54:59,496 --> 00:55:00,629
- Okay, sure.
1180
00:55:01,598 --> 00:55:03,332
Yeah, why not?
1181
00:55:03,334 --> 00:55:04,533
- Okay!
1182
00:55:04,535 --> 00:55:07,736
Here, give me your
number. I'll text you.
1183
00:55:07,738 --> 00:55:10,205
- Confident girl asking
for my number, I like that.
1184
00:55:10,207 --> 00:55:12,141
- So I'll see you tonight maybe?
1185
00:55:12,143 --> 00:55:13,776
- Yeah. Definitely.
1186
00:55:15,679 --> 00:55:16,679
See ya.
1187
00:55:45,008 --> 00:55:46,175
- That was awesome!
1188
00:55:49,513 --> 00:55:51,647
- That's my thumb.
1189
00:55:51,649 --> 00:55:52,649
I'm sorry.
1190
00:55:53,550 --> 00:55:54,950
- Uh, it's okay.
1191
00:55:56,219 --> 00:55:57,286
You tripped.
1192
00:56:03,227 --> 00:56:05,561
- Hey, how you doing gorgeous?
1193
00:56:05,563 --> 00:56:06,795
What's your name?
1194
00:56:06,797 --> 00:56:10,132
I'm cash, but everybody
calls me the cashtag.
1195
00:56:12,335 --> 00:56:13,535
- I'm Amber.
1196
00:56:13,537 --> 00:56:16,305
- Ooh, beautiful name Amber!
1197
00:56:16,307 --> 00:56:17,506
Oh, look at this.
1198
00:56:17,508 --> 00:56:18,874
Mind standing it up for me?
1199
00:56:18,876 --> 00:56:20,075
Here we go.
1200
00:56:20,077 --> 00:56:22,544
The cashtag's ready
to get willied,
1201
00:56:22,546 --> 00:56:23,645
free Willy style.
1202
00:56:23,647 --> 00:56:25,180
Come on, let's jump that rock!
1203
00:56:25,182 --> 00:56:26,415
- Oh! I love sharks!
1204
00:56:26,417 --> 00:56:29,451
- He said his name
is cash, right?
1205
00:56:30,321 --> 00:56:31,754
- Yeah.
1206
00:56:31,756 --> 00:56:33,889
Don't worry, I got a hashtag
for you, small person!
1207
00:56:33,891 --> 00:56:35,524
- There's a small person here?
1208
00:56:35,526 --> 00:56:37,793
Small people make me feel
1209
00:56:37,795 --> 00:56:39,461
like a great, big giant.
1210
00:56:39,463 --> 00:56:43,899
- Hashtag, give up now.
1211
00:56:43,901 --> 00:56:47,603
'Cause the cashtag gets
what the cashtag wants.
1212
00:56:47,605 --> 00:56:50,339
Of course
you can! Don't be shy!
1213
00:56:50,341 --> 00:56:52,174
He wants to do a beer bong.
1214
00:56:52,176 --> 00:56:54,777
Why, you can do a beer
bong. Here you go.
1215
00:56:54,779 --> 00:56:56,011
Yeah let's do a, oh
that's a good idea.
1216
00:56:56,013 --> 00:56:57,913
Two of them 'cause
he's not a baby, right?
1217
00:56:57,915 --> 00:56:58,747
- Take it like a man!
1218
00:56:58,749 --> 00:56:59,749
- Let's go Billy!
1219
00:57:04,955 --> 00:57:06,188
- Oh! Wipeout!
1220
00:57:07,323 --> 00:57:08,690
Don't worry ladies,
I got this covered.
1221
00:57:08,692 --> 00:57:11,360
Don't worry, don't worry.
1222
00:57:11,362 --> 00:57:15,297
Hashtag, say hi to
your vagina for me.
1223
00:57:15,299 --> 00:57:17,933
It's okay, he's alright,
he's alright, he's alright.
1224
00:57:17,935 --> 00:57:19,234
I think he's just a
little embarrassed
1225
00:57:19,236 --> 00:57:20,569
because he made you look bad.
1226
00:57:20,571 --> 00:57:22,237
You know, we'll just
give him a little space.
1227
00:57:22,239 --> 00:57:23,939
Let's get out of here,
I know another party.
1228
00:57:23,941 --> 00:57:24,907
Come here, sweetheart.
- Let's go with him.
1229
00:57:24,909 --> 00:57:25,741
Let's go.
- There we go.
1230
00:57:25,743 --> 00:57:27,075
- Where are we going?
1231
00:57:27,077 --> 00:57:28,444
It's alright small person,
1232
00:57:28,446 --> 00:57:30,479
you're gonna be okay?
1233
00:57:30,481 --> 00:57:32,014
Do you have a name?
1234
00:57:48,832 --> 00:57:49,832
- Get up!
1235
00:57:55,371 --> 00:57:56,605
I gotta tell you...
1236
00:57:56,607 --> 00:57:59,107
- so, where does
a maxi come from?
1237
00:58:00,009 --> 00:58:01,109
- My mom's vagina.
1238
00:58:04,681 --> 00:58:05,681
Bend.
1239
00:58:06,749 --> 00:58:09,051
- You want me to bend?
1240
00:58:09,053 --> 00:58:13,255
- No, that's where I'm
from. Bend, Oregon.
1241
00:58:13,257 --> 00:58:14,723
- Oh!
1242
00:58:14,725 --> 00:58:15,958
Oh that's cool.
1243
00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:18,060
I've dated a lot of
people who live in bend.
1244
00:58:18,062 --> 00:58:22,130
Actually, I believe the
population of bend is 81,236,
1245
00:58:22,132 --> 00:58:23,398
give or take a few.
1246
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:26,168
- Wow. I didn't even know that.
1247
00:58:26,170 --> 00:58:28,971
- So what kind of kinky stuff
1248
00:58:28,973 --> 00:58:31,206
does one get into in bend?
1249
00:58:32,442 --> 00:58:34,476
- Like what do I do for sex?
1250
00:58:36,347 --> 00:58:39,047
I don't know, I'm
kind of a nerd.
1251
00:58:39,049 --> 00:58:42,117
This is probably as
close as I've ever come.
1252
00:58:42,119 --> 00:58:43,352
- I like nerd.
1253
00:58:45,388 --> 00:58:46,722
- I like space.
1254
00:58:49,025 --> 00:58:50,092
No, no, I'm kidding.
1255
00:58:50,094 --> 00:58:51,627
I'm sorry,
1256
00:58:51,629 --> 00:58:54,096
what I mean was I'm kinda
obsessed with outer space.
1257
00:58:54,098 --> 00:58:55,430
- Oh! Okay.
1258
00:58:55,432 --> 00:58:57,199
Did you that neutron stars spins
1259
00:58:57,201 --> 00:58:59,334
at a rate of 600
rotations per second
1260
00:58:59,336 --> 00:59:02,037
and that all of
space has no sound?
1261
00:59:02,039 --> 00:59:04,273
Do you wanna go for a swim?
1262
00:59:04,275 --> 00:59:05,207
I'll put on your little shorts
1263
00:59:05,209 --> 00:59:06,341
and you can put on my overalls.
1264
00:59:06,343 --> 00:59:07,343
Come on.
1265
00:59:08,978 --> 00:59:10,779
- Hey ice cream boy.
1266
00:59:10,781 --> 00:59:12,114
- Yeah?
1267
00:59:12,116 --> 00:59:14,283
- Come here for a second.
1268
00:59:19,289 --> 00:59:20,289
Come here.
1269
00:59:21,057 --> 00:59:24,693
Yeah, still there.
1270
00:59:24,695 --> 00:59:25,695
Look,
1271
00:59:26,696 --> 00:59:29,164
Mindy, she likes you.
1272
00:59:29,166 --> 00:59:31,366
I can tell. Yeah.
1273
00:59:31,368 --> 00:59:33,769
And I like that. I like that.
1274
00:59:33,771 --> 00:59:35,437
That's awesome.
1275
00:59:35,439 --> 00:59:36,772
- I think I like her too.
1276
00:59:36,774 --> 00:59:38,607
- Then tell her.
1277
00:59:38,609 --> 00:59:40,576
Girls like a guy
with confidence,
1278
00:59:40,578 --> 00:59:44,046
a guy that take
charge, like dons.
1279
00:59:44,048 --> 00:59:46,148
- I never really had
confidence with girls.
1280
00:59:46,150 --> 00:59:47,282
- Watch this.
1281
00:59:51,287 --> 00:59:52,521
Jesse, Kayden,
1282
00:59:53,623 --> 00:59:57,159
come over here and
give dons some sugar!
1283
00:59:57,161 --> 00:59:58,560
A little hustle!
1284
00:59:59,529 --> 01:00:02,698
Ooh. Ooh.
1285
01:00:06,369 --> 01:00:07,369
Yeah. Yeah.
1286
01:00:10,039 --> 01:00:11,607
I wanna taste you.
1287
01:00:13,344 --> 01:00:14,176
- Let me in!
1288
01:00:14,178 --> 01:00:16,111
- Okay.
1289
01:00:17,081 --> 01:00:18,747
Sharing is caring.
1290
01:00:25,823 --> 01:00:28,824
That'll make your dick hard.
1291
01:00:28,826 --> 01:00:29,758
- It did.
1292
01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:31,660
- Alright ladies,
1293
01:00:31,662 --> 01:00:35,030
I gotta talk to
maxi for a second.
1294
01:00:35,032 --> 01:00:36,431
Hey.
1295
01:00:36,433 --> 01:00:37,666
Alright,
1296
01:00:37,668 --> 01:00:41,169
if you had to choose
between eating hot dog
1297
01:00:43,006 --> 01:00:45,974
or a taco, what
would you choose?
1298
01:00:45,976 --> 01:00:47,042
- I love hot dogs.
1299
01:00:47,044 --> 01:00:48,276
- Wrong answer!
1300
01:00:48,278 --> 01:00:50,012
Hot dogs only been
in ball parks.
1301
01:00:50,014 --> 01:00:52,014
You want to eat tacos.
1302
01:00:52,016 --> 01:00:53,749
- Taco.
- Tacos.
1303
01:00:53,751 --> 01:00:55,217
- Tacos.
- Tacos.
1304
01:00:55,219 --> 01:00:56,985
- That's what my daddy
keeps telling me.
1305
01:00:56,987 --> 01:01:00,322
- From now on,
dons is your daddy.
1306
01:01:00,324 --> 01:01:03,191
You need to think
what dons would think.
1307
01:01:03,193 --> 01:01:04,793
What would dons do?
1308
01:01:04,795 --> 01:01:08,296
Where's the pussy?
Where's the pussy?
1309
01:01:08,298 --> 01:01:11,800
I dunno. I dunno, I
don't see it anywhere.
1310
01:01:13,136 --> 01:01:14,369
Wait a second!
1311
01:01:15,505 --> 01:01:17,172
Do you know what a
pussy looks like?
1312
01:01:17,174 --> 01:01:19,041
- Oh, I've seen pictures.
1313
01:01:19,043 --> 01:01:22,077
- Right. Intimidating
to look at,
1314
01:01:22,079 --> 01:01:23,912
but fun when you're in there.
1315
01:01:23,914 --> 01:01:25,580
- Like a Waterpark.
1316
01:01:26,382 --> 01:01:27,983
- Like a Waterpark, sure.
1317
01:01:27,985 --> 01:01:30,619
Here, put your hands like this.
1318
01:01:31,988 --> 01:01:32,821
Tight now.
1319
01:01:32,823 --> 01:01:33,823
Open it up.
1320
01:01:34,757 --> 01:01:36,558
And that's a pussy.
1321
01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:37,626
Do it again.
1322
01:01:38,661 --> 01:01:39,494
And that's a pussy.
1323
01:01:39,496 --> 01:01:40,662
Again. That...
1324
01:01:42,198 --> 01:01:44,066
A, that's a, a,
1325
01:01:44,068 --> 01:01:47,269
you got it,
you got it. Okay.
1326
01:01:47,271 --> 01:01:48,970
Alright, like this.
1327
01:01:48,972 --> 01:01:49,972
Come on.
1328
01:01:51,074 --> 01:01:52,074
Pound.
1329
01:01:53,342 --> 01:01:54,910
- Pound. Pound?
1330
01:01:54,912 --> 01:01:56,244
- What are you, in
preschool? Pound!
1331
01:01:56,246 --> 01:01:58,280
Powerful hip thrust!
1332
01:01:58,282 --> 01:01:59,381
Pound.
1333
01:01:59,383 --> 01:02:01,850
- Pound?
- Pound! Pound.
1334
01:02:01,852 --> 01:02:03,985
Pound. Here, let me show you.
1335
01:02:03,987 --> 01:02:04,987
Let me show you.
1336
01:02:06,490 --> 01:02:08,457
Come with me now.
1337
01:02:08,459 --> 01:02:10,692
Pound, pound, pound, pound.
1338
01:02:12,395 --> 01:02:15,464
- Pound, pound, pound, pound!
1339
01:02:17,500 --> 01:02:20,001
- I am Maximus!
1340
01:02:20,003 --> 01:02:20,869
- The Maximus!
1341
01:02:20,871 --> 01:02:21,703
- Mad Maximus!
1342
01:02:21,705 --> 01:02:22,771
- Yeah!
- Yes!
1343
01:02:22,773 --> 01:02:24,072
- That was awesome, kid!
1344
01:02:24,074 --> 01:02:25,006
- I am awesome!
1345
01:02:25,008 --> 01:02:27,509
- You wanna get high and fuck?
1346
01:02:27,511 --> 01:02:29,277
- Wait, you?
1347
01:02:29,279 --> 01:02:31,012
- I mean with girls.
1348
01:02:32,648 --> 01:02:33,482
- Hey, how's it going?
1349
01:02:33,484 --> 01:02:34,316
Can I grab a shirt?
1350
01:02:34,318 --> 01:02:35,150
- Yeah, whatever.
1351
01:02:35,152 --> 01:02:36,818
- Where's maxi?
1352
01:02:36,820 --> 01:02:38,587
- Dude, I don't know.
Fucker vanished!
1353
01:02:38,589 --> 01:02:39,821
And he didn't hake a
cell phone with him,
1354
01:02:39,823 --> 01:02:41,723
so we have no way
to contact him.
1355
01:02:41,725 --> 01:02:42,657
- Is he okay?
1356
01:02:42,659 --> 01:02:44,025
- Yeah, I'm sure he's fine.
1357
01:02:44,027 --> 01:02:45,494
He's probably lost or scared,
1358
01:02:45,496 --> 01:02:47,395
you know, all the monster
melons walking around?
1359
01:02:47,397 --> 01:02:49,865
- There you go again
with that titty talk.
1360
01:02:49,867 --> 01:02:50,799
You got a problem, man.
1361
01:02:50,801 --> 01:02:52,033
You should see someone about it.
1362
01:02:52,035 --> 01:02:53,602
- Man, I don't have a problem.
1363
01:02:53,604 --> 01:02:55,437
Alright? You have a problem!
1364
01:02:55,439 --> 01:02:56,972
Man, titties were designed
for us to fantasize about,
1365
01:02:56,974 --> 01:02:58,507
and that's exactly what I do.
1366
01:02:58,509 --> 01:03:00,742
I fantasize about the beautiful
a to double d sized titties
1367
01:03:00,744 --> 01:03:02,184
with with quarter
sized pink nipples.
1368
01:03:03,580 --> 01:03:07,549
Man, why do I let
people push me around?
1369
01:03:07,551 --> 01:03:09,284
I mean, I'm a decent
looking lad, right?
1370
01:03:09,286 --> 01:03:10,685
- 'Cause it's not
about looks, alright?
1371
01:03:10,687 --> 01:03:11,887
Sometimes it's about confidence,
1372
01:03:11,889 --> 01:03:13,889
and for some reason,
when it comes to Amber,
1373
01:03:13,891 --> 01:03:15,791
you don't have any.
1374
01:03:15,793 --> 01:03:17,492
Why? What happened.
1375
01:03:17,494 --> 01:03:19,060
- Well I mean,
1376
01:03:19,062 --> 01:03:20,495
I was hanging out with her,
1377
01:03:20,497 --> 01:03:23,799
you know, making
her laugh and smile.
1378
01:03:23,801 --> 01:03:25,801
Such a beautiful smile.
1379
01:03:27,203 --> 01:03:30,138
Man I think she's finally
looking at me differently.
1380
01:03:30,140 --> 01:03:32,174
- So that's amazing.
That's a good thing, right?
1381
01:03:32,176 --> 01:03:33,675
- Yeah, but then some
hashtag douchebag showed up
1382
01:03:33,677 --> 01:03:34,910
and totally stole
her away from me!
1383
01:03:34,912 --> 01:03:35,844
- What you mean
"stole her away"?
1384
01:03:35,846 --> 01:03:37,379
What is he, a viking?
1385
01:03:37,381 --> 01:03:38,780
- No, that asshole
made me look bad
1386
01:03:38,782 --> 01:03:40,315
and took my woman from me.
1387
01:03:40,317 --> 01:03:41,583
I mean, what the fuck?
1388
01:03:41,585 --> 01:03:43,685
- Dude, girls like assholes!
1389
01:03:43,687 --> 01:03:45,120
She was probably hoping
that you would be an asshole
1390
01:03:45,122 --> 01:03:49,591
and tell this guy to
eat a dick or something.
1391
01:03:49,593 --> 01:03:51,726
- Yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
1392
01:03:51,728 --> 01:03:53,094
- Yeah.
1393
01:03:53,096 --> 01:03:55,063
- Probably right.
1394
01:03:55,065 --> 01:03:56,965
Totally gonna punch that
hashtag douchebag in the dick
1395
01:03:56,967 --> 01:03:59,267
next time I see him.
1396
01:03:59,269 --> 01:04:00,802
- What's hashtag?
1397
01:04:00,804 --> 01:04:02,204
- Don't worry about it.
1398
01:04:02,206 --> 01:04:05,707
- Hey man, you know?
Punch that dick.
1399
01:04:05,709 --> 01:04:08,109
- Literally punch the penis.
1400
01:04:10,913 --> 01:04:14,115
- So I met a cutie
today, local girl.
1401
01:04:14,117 --> 01:04:15,617
Yeah, her name is Sarah.
1402
01:04:15,619 --> 01:04:16,451
- Girl?
1403
01:04:16,453 --> 01:04:17,485
- She's a freshman.
1404
01:04:17,487 --> 01:04:18,753
- I love young girls.
1405
01:04:18,755 --> 01:04:19,888
- In college.
1406
01:04:21,057 --> 01:04:22,090
- Look at you!
1407
01:04:22,092 --> 01:04:23,558
- Right?
1408
01:04:23,560 --> 01:04:25,227
- Getting with the older,
more experienced, huh?
1409
01:04:25,229 --> 01:04:27,562
- Yeah, she invited
us to a party.
1410
01:04:27,564 --> 01:04:29,631
Probably gonna be a
lot of hot girls there,
1411
01:04:29,633 --> 01:04:31,633
help get your mind off of Amber.
1412
01:04:31,635 --> 01:04:32,901
Wanna come?
1413
01:04:32,903 --> 01:04:36,371
- I can't. Got a
mission to accomplish.
1414
01:04:36,373 --> 01:04:38,640
Gotta fist a dick.
1415
01:04:38,642 --> 01:04:40,342
You have fun with
that college pussy!
1416
01:04:40,344 --> 01:04:42,043
- You're ridiculous, man.
1417
01:04:42,045 --> 01:04:44,512
- I agree, I agree.
1418
01:04:54,390 --> 01:04:55,390
- Hey.
1419
01:04:59,262 --> 01:05:00,495
You look lost.
1420
01:05:02,498 --> 01:05:03,498
I'm Zach.
1421
01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:06,034
- Okay, I'm Dylan.
1422
01:05:06,036 --> 01:05:08,236
- Are you new
around here, Dylan?
1423
01:05:08,238 --> 01:05:11,373
- I'm just visiting,
actually, Zach.
1424
01:05:11,375 --> 01:05:13,174
- Oh, well cool,
man. Where from?
1425
01:05:13,176 --> 01:05:14,876
- From Oregon.
1426
01:05:14,878 --> 01:05:18,380
- Well it's nice for
you to stop by, Dylan.
1427
01:05:18,382 --> 01:05:20,115
Hey, you wanna play some pong?
1428
01:05:20,117 --> 01:05:22,050
It's just apple j,
this is a sober party.
1429
01:05:22,052 --> 01:05:22,984
- No, I'm good.
1430
01:05:22,986 --> 01:05:23,919
I was just looking for Sarah,
1431
01:05:23,921 --> 01:05:24,853
do you know if she's around?
1432
01:05:24,855 --> 01:05:26,254
- Yeah, go find her!
1433
01:05:26,256 --> 01:05:27,188
- Thanks buddy.
1434
01:05:27,190 --> 01:05:29,891
- Oh hey, actually, take this.
1435
01:05:29,893 --> 01:05:31,092
It's apple juice.
1436
01:05:31,094 --> 01:05:33,662
- No, I'm good man.
I'm just gonna...
1437
01:05:33,664 --> 01:05:34,664
- take it.
1438
01:05:35,965 --> 01:05:38,366
You really need to try this.
1439
01:05:40,636 --> 01:05:42,437
It's freshly squeezed
1440
01:05:43,706 --> 01:05:44,773
and organic.
1441
01:05:46,742 --> 01:05:48,076
- Okay, thanks.
1442
01:05:49,612 --> 01:05:50,845
- Yo, yo,
1443
01:05:50,847 --> 01:05:53,815
does her brother
know you're here?
1444
01:05:53,817 --> 01:05:55,083
- Hey.
1445
01:05:55,085 --> 01:05:56,284
- Oh, hey loverboy!
1446
01:05:56,286 --> 01:05:57,752
- How's it going?
1447
01:05:57,754 --> 01:05:58,754
- Okay.
1448
01:05:59,956 --> 01:06:01,022
- I'm sorry.
1449
01:06:02,725 --> 01:06:05,527
So, uh, what's the story?
1450
01:06:05,529 --> 01:06:06,795
- What's the story?
1451
01:06:06,797 --> 01:06:08,363
- Yeah.
1452
01:06:08,365 --> 01:06:10,932
- Are you nervous to hang
out with me or something?
1453
01:06:10,934 --> 01:06:12,968
- No, I just don't
know anyone here
1454
01:06:12,970 --> 01:06:15,870
so it's a little
awkward, I guess.
1455
01:06:17,473 --> 01:06:20,308
- Well, uh, let
me introduce you.
1456
01:06:20,310 --> 01:06:22,344
- Cool.
- Yeah.
1457
01:06:22,346 --> 01:06:24,479
Hey everyone! This is Dylan!
1458
01:06:24,481 --> 01:06:27,849
He's a spring breaker
from, bend, Oregon?
1459
01:06:27,851 --> 01:06:28,984
- Yep.
1460
01:06:28,986 --> 01:06:30,452
- From bend, Oregon!
1461
01:06:30,454 --> 01:06:31,686
- Hey guys. How's it going?
1462
01:06:33,256 --> 01:06:34,823
How's it going?
1463
01:06:34,825 --> 01:06:36,124
Thank you for that,
I appreciate it.
1464
01:06:36,126 --> 01:06:37,325
- You're welcome.
1465
01:06:37,327 --> 01:06:39,761
- Kinda appreciate it.
- Yep, no problem.
1466
01:06:39,763 --> 01:06:42,163
Well, you seem happier.
1467
01:06:42,165 --> 01:06:43,431
You were pretty down earlier.
1468
01:06:43,433 --> 01:06:45,200
- Yeah, sorry about that.
1469
01:06:45,202 --> 01:06:46,968
- No, it's good.
1470
01:06:46,970 --> 01:06:49,270
How long were you with
that girl, anyway?
1471
01:06:49,272 --> 01:06:52,207
- Do you mind if we don't talk
about my girlfriend tonight?
1472
01:06:52,209 --> 01:06:53,241
- Did you say
1473
01:06:53,243 --> 01:06:55,543
that your name
1474
01:06:55,545 --> 01:06:58,680
was chillin?
1475
01:06:58,682 --> 01:07:01,249
- Dylan, this is captain Jack,
1476
01:07:01,251 --> 01:07:03,051
he's our dd.
1477
01:07:03,053 --> 01:07:04,386
- Is this guy fucking serious?
1478
01:07:04,388 --> 01:07:05,553
He's your dd?
1479
01:07:05,555 --> 01:07:07,122
- Designated drinker.
1480
01:07:07,124 --> 01:07:08,323
- Ah.
- Yeah.
1481
01:07:08,325 --> 01:07:09,724
- Gotcha.
1482
01:07:09,726 --> 01:07:11,359
- Don't mind him,
1483
01:07:11,361 --> 01:07:13,528
he has a couple of loose screws.
1484
01:07:13,530 --> 01:07:16,164
Plus he's like 35 and still
thinks he's in high school.
1485
01:07:16,166 --> 01:07:17,766
- Alright, cool. Good
to know, thank you.
1486
01:07:17,768 --> 01:07:19,768
Thanks for the warning.
1487
01:07:23,672 --> 01:07:24,739
Is everything okay?
1488
01:07:24,741 --> 01:07:25,807
- Fuck yeah!
1489
01:07:27,510 --> 01:07:30,612
- Um, you wanna get out of here?
1490
01:07:30,614 --> 01:07:32,113
- I just got here.
1491
01:07:32,115 --> 01:07:34,783
- Yeah, um, let's take a drive.
1492
01:07:36,052 --> 01:07:36,885
- Okay.
1493
01:07:36,887 --> 01:07:37,719
- Yeah.
1494
01:07:37,721 --> 01:07:38,953
- Cool.
1495
01:07:39,890 --> 01:07:41,156
Can you bring the cup with you?
1496
01:07:41,158 --> 01:07:42,757
- I'll drive you!
1497
01:07:42,759 --> 01:07:44,426
I'll drive!
1498
01:08:04,514 --> 01:08:05,514
- My boy.
1499
01:08:06,549 --> 01:08:08,316
How we doing?
1500
01:08:08,318 --> 01:08:09,318
- Good.
1501
01:08:12,154 --> 01:08:13,488
Dons?
1502
01:08:13,490 --> 01:08:14,490
- Yeah?
1503
01:08:16,992 --> 01:08:18,993
- What's a cunnilingus?
1504
01:08:21,230 --> 01:08:24,732
- Sounds like some
kind of sea monster.
1505
01:08:24,734 --> 01:08:26,634
- Yeah, a sea monster.
1506
01:08:28,671 --> 01:08:30,638
- It hurts, doesn't it?
1507
01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:32,740
- Feels like it's gonna explode.
1508
01:08:32,742 --> 01:08:35,110
- That's good. That's good.
1509
01:08:35,112 --> 01:08:38,012
That's what you want
it to do, explode.
1510
01:08:38,014 --> 01:08:40,315
Explode all over the place.
1511
01:08:41,550 --> 01:08:44,786
So, you're ready
for this or what?
1512
01:08:44,788 --> 01:08:47,689
Sure looks like your Johnson is.
1513
01:08:47,691 --> 01:08:48,691
Hello.
1514
01:08:50,059 --> 01:08:51,359
So here's what you're gonna do.
1515
01:08:51,361 --> 01:08:54,362
You take Mindy
into the back room.
1516
01:08:54,364 --> 01:08:57,098
That's where dons
lost his virginity
1517
01:08:57,100 --> 01:08:59,200
when he was seven.
1518
01:08:59,202 --> 01:09:00,235
- Seven?
1519
01:09:00,237 --> 01:09:01,536
- Or 11.
1520
01:09:01,538 --> 01:09:04,172
Then you do what dons would do,
1521
01:09:05,141 --> 01:09:07,275
you take charge.
1522
01:09:07,277 --> 01:09:09,177
What would dons do?
1523
01:09:09,179 --> 01:09:10,712
- Eat a taco?
1524
01:09:10,714 --> 01:09:12,447
- That's right. And?
1525
01:09:13,916 --> 01:09:14,916
- Pound.
1526
01:09:15,818 --> 01:09:16,818
- Pound.
1527
01:09:17,853 --> 01:09:20,522
Good answer. Good answer, maxi!
1528
01:09:21,724 --> 01:09:24,159
Tonight's the night, my boy.
1529
01:09:24,161 --> 01:09:25,994
You're gonna do this!
1530
01:09:27,029 --> 01:09:29,564
I think you're ready. Now,
1531
01:09:29,566 --> 01:09:33,101
you're gonna put that
blue powdered hard on,
1532
01:09:33,103 --> 01:09:35,904
girthy motherfucker
1533
01:09:35,906 --> 01:09:37,639
to good use
1534
01:09:37,641 --> 01:09:39,707
and you make dons proud.
1535
01:09:40,543 --> 01:09:42,677
Go get her, maxi.
1536
01:09:42,679 --> 01:09:43,578
- Hey dons?
1537
01:09:43,580 --> 01:09:45,079
- Yeah?
1538
01:09:45,081 --> 01:09:47,815
- Think you can call me Maximus.
1539
01:09:50,319 --> 01:09:51,519
- Yeah, Maximus.
1540
01:10:10,307 --> 01:10:13,908
- Hi. I'd like to
order room service.
1541
01:10:13,910 --> 01:10:16,945
A cheeseburger, hold the meat.
1542
01:10:16,947 --> 01:10:19,247
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeah,
1543
01:10:19,249 --> 01:10:20,481
hold the meat.
1544
01:10:22,351 --> 01:10:23,585
Hold the meat.
1545
01:10:24,687 --> 01:10:26,087
Take 30 minutes?
1546
01:10:27,656 --> 01:10:29,157
Oh, um,
1547
01:10:29,159 --> 01:10:30,091
our TV's a little fuzzy,
1548
01:10:30,093 --> 01:10:33,261
can you send someone to fix it?
1549
01:10:33,263 --> 01:10:34,263
Hello?
1550
01:10:44,908 --> 01:10:46,774
Excuse me, oh maid?
1551
01:10:46,776 --> 01:10:47,776
Oh maid?
1552
01:10:52,648 --> 01:10:53,648
Fuck it.
1553
01:11:05,629 --> 01:11:09,264
- Maintenance, having
trouble with your TV?
1554
01:11:12,935 --> 01:11:17,005
- Room service! No meat
just like you requested.
1555
01:12:08,692 --> 01:12:12,360
- Most people who visit don't
get to see it like this.
1556
01:12:12,362 --> 01:12:14,295
- Too many lights?
1557
01:12:14,297 --> 01:12:15,630
- Too many boobs.
1558
01:12:15,632 --> 01:12:16,632
- Ah.
1559
01:12:17,800 --> 01:12:19,334
My buddy Billy
1560
01:12:19,336 --> 01:12:23,004
would say that there's no
such thing as too many boobs.
1561
01:12:23,006 --> 01:12:25,573
- Well he must be in heaven.
1562
01:12:25,575 --> 01:12:28,643
- He is, he is.
1563
01:12:32,881 --> 01:12:35,049
So why you come out here?
1564
01:12:37,419 --> 01:12:38,419
- Those.
1565
01:12:40,622 --> 01:12:42,323
- What do you think about?
1566
01:12:42,325 --> 01:12:46,294
- When I was 15, my dad
died in a car accident.
1567
01:12:47,129 --> 01:12:48,930
- I'm sorry.
1568
01:12:48,932 --> 01:12:50,431
- And we lost it,
1569
01:12:52,134 --> 01:12:54,635
I mean everyone just lost it.
1570
01:12:56,972 --> 01:12:58,606
And then one night,
1571
01:12:58,608 --> 01:13:00,274
I came out here and
1572
01:13:01,443 --> 01:13:03,344
they were still there.
1573
01:13:04,680 --> 01:13:08,216
I don't know, it's something
about the consistency.
1574
01:13:08,218 --> 01:13:11,986
Makes things we see seem
less severe somehow.
1575
01:13:15,157 --> 01:13:19,394
And I think things are just
as important as we make them.
1576
01:13:22,498 --> 01:13:23,498
Your turn!
1577
01:13:26,468 --> 01:13:28,503
- I play baseball.
1578
01:13:28,505 --> 01:13:30,037
And my coach thinks
that I should always
1579
01:13:30,039 --> 01:13:31,472
be hitting the
ball on the ground,
1580
01:13:31,474 --> 01:13:33,741
like beat the throw to first.
1581
01:13:33,743 --> 01:13:34,743
But
1582
01:13:38,881 --> 01:13:42,150
I don't know, sometimes I just
want to take a fucking swing.
1583
01:13:42,152 --> 01:13:43,017
You know?
1584
01:13:43,019 --> 01:13:44,685
- Yeah.
1585
01:13:44,687 --> 01:13:46,387
- And who knows
what could happen?
1586
01:13:46,389 --> 01:13:47,588
I mean, yeah, I
might strike out,
1587
01:13:47,590 --> 01:13:48,956
but maybe I bomb it,
maybe I hit a home run.
1588
01:13:48,958 --> 01:13:51,359
Maybe something new happens.
1589
01:13:52,828 --> 01:13:54,562
I just wanna take a
fucking swing, you know?
1590
01:13:54,564 --> 01:13:56,063
Strike out.
1591
01:13:56,065 --> 01:13:59,934
- Yeah, like if I wanna
throw volleyballs at sad,
1592
01:14:01,003 --> 01:14:03,704
lonely looking
guys, then I will.
1593
01:14:03,706 --> 01:14:05,173
'Cause fuck it.
1594
01:14:05,175 --> 01:14:06,407
- Yeah, exactly.
1595
01:14:06,409 --> 01:14:09,610
- And I might strike
out, or maybe not.
1596
01:14:09,612 --> 01:14:10,678
- I don't think you're
gonna strike out,
1597
01:14:10,680 --> 01:14:12,513
but you got a point, yeah.
1598
01:14:12,515 --> 01:14:14,482
Fuck it.
1599
01:14:14,484 --> 01:14:16,050
- Fuck it!
- Yeah.
1600
01:14:17,619 --> 01:14:20,955
Fucking fuck it.
1601
01:14:22,291 --> 01:14:26,727
- Hey, do you wanna like
hang out with me this week?
1602
01:14:26,729 --> 01:14:27,895
Me and my friends,
1603
01:14:27,897 --> 01:14:31,199
we have like these
spring break traditions.
1604
01:14:32,301 --> 01:14:35,203
It always ends in
a big camping trip,
1605
01:14:37,105 --> 01:14:40,074
campfire, s'mores,
the whole thing.
1606
01:14:41,009 --> 01:14:43,010
- Yeah, I like s'mores.
1607
01:14:43,012 --> 01:14:43,945
- Yeah?
1608
01:14:43,947 --> 01:14:48,049
- Yeah. Yeah, I mean fuck it.
1609
01:14:50,720 --> 01:14:51,720
- Mindy?
1610
01:14:54,056 --> 01:14:57,124
Do you know what cunnilingus is?
1611
01:14:57,126 --> 01:14:58,092
- Of course!
1612
01:14:58,094 --> 01:14:59,627
Cunnilingus is an oral sex act
1613
01:14:59,629 --> 01:15:02,497
performed by a person
on the female genitalia,
1614
01:15:02,499 --> 01:15:07,034
the clitoris, vulva, or
other parts of the vagina.
1615
01:15:07,036 --> 01:15:10,104
Basically, it's you
eating my pussy.
1616
01:15:10,106 --> 01:15:12,507
Don't worry, I'll teach you.
1617
01:15:13,342 --> 01:15:14,342
- Oh shit.
1618
01:15:15,577 --> 01:15:16,644
- Right now.
1619
01:15:32,628 --> 01:15:33,694
- Dear lord,
1620
01:15:35,430 --> 01:15:36,764
or shaboobamon,
1621
01:15:38,133 --> 01:15:42,637
creator of my favorite adult
website, titsamazing.Com.
1622
01:15:42,639 --> 01:15:45,506
Whichever one of
you is listening,
1623
01:15:45,508 --> 01:15:48,576
please give my two
tiny little balls
1624
01:15:49,645 --> 01:15:52,146
the power of a mighty third
1625
01:15:52,148 --> 01:15:55,249
so that I may tell Amber
how I feel about her.
1626
01:15:55,251 --> 01:15:56,517
And if she requites my love,
1627
01:15:56,519 --> 01:15:58,386
I promise to never look
at another boob again
1628
01:15:58,388 --> 01:16:00,454
as long as I shall live.
1629
01:16:01,723 --> 01:16:04,492
Okay, maybe like never.
Like one per day.
1630
01:16:04,494 --> 01:16:05,560
Or per hour.
1631
01:16:06,795 --> 01:16:08,696
That's real nice, okay?
1632
01:16:08,698 --> 01:16:10,231
Oh!
1633
01:16:10,233 --> 01:16:12,099
And pretty please
1634
01:16:12,101 --> 01:16:13,367
just let me see Amber's nips
1635
01:16:13,369 --> 01:16:15,903
just once before I
leave this world.
1636
01:16:15,905 --> 01:16:18,773
Just a little slip of
the nip is all I ask.
1637
01:16:18,775 --> 01:16:19,775
A nip slip.
1638
01:16:20,842 --> 01:16:22,510
The tip of the nip.
1639
01:16:23,579 --> 01:16:26,614
The tip of her
nip on that cliff.
1640
01:16:26,616 --> 01:16:30,351
Shaboobamon, the last
part was more for you.
1641
01:16:34,022 --> 01:16:35,990
- Good morning.
1642
01:16:35,992 --> 01:16:38,059
- Good morning.
1643
01:16:38,061 --> 01:16:39,794
- How are you doing?
1644
01:16:43,265 --> 01:16:44,699
Great.
1645
01:16:44,701 --> 01:16:46,200
- What?
1646
01:16:46,202 --> 01:16:48,302
- My phone is dead.
1647
01:16:48,304 --> 01:16:51,005
- Good. You won't
need it this week.
1648
01:16:51,007 --> 01:16:54,108
- Yeah, but I gotta let my
friends know what I'm doing.
1649
01:16:54,110 --> 01:16:57,111
- I'm sure they'll be fine.
1650
01:16:57,113 --> 01:16:58,579
- I just don't know
if it's safe to be
1651
01:16:58,581 --> 01:17:01,248
left alone out here though.
1652
01:17:01,250 --> 01:17:03,117
- They're big boys, right?
1653
01:17:03,119 --> 01:17:06,053
- I guess, I guess.
I don't know.
1654
01:17:10,727 --> 01:17:11,792
Ah fuck it.
1655
01:17:35,018 --> 01:17:36,484
(Moves into "take me away
1656
01:17:55,237 --> 01:17:56,871
- are you all alone?
1657
01:18:24,800 --> 01:18:28,469
- What's this guy
doing on my course?
1658
01:18:28,471 --> 01:18:29,937
(Moves into "take me away
1659
01:19:01,270 --> 01:19:03,170
- Mazel tov!
1660
01:19:08,243 --> 01:19:09,343
- This is it.
1661
01:19:10,445 --> 01:19:12,179
- This is it? This
is the surprise?
1662
01:19:12,181 --> 01:19:13,814
- Mmmhmm, surprise!
1663
01:19:15,117 --> 01:19:16,817
- It's a nice view.
1664
01:19:16,819 --> 01:19:18,119
- Yeah.
1665
01:19:18,121 --> 01:19:18,953
So you're ready?
1666
01:19:18,955 --> 01:19:20,054
- What?
1667
01:19:25,560 --> 01:19:27,228
- You expect me to do that?
1668
01:19:27,230 --> 01:19:28,629
- Hell yeah!
1669
01:19:28,631 --> 01:19:30,331
You gotta surrender yourself
to life's challenges
1670
01:19:30,333 --> 01:19:32,666
or you'll never experience it!
1671
01:19:32,668 --> 01:19:33,668
- Okay. Uh.
1672
01:19:34,803 --> 01:19:36,837
Alright. Come on.
1673
01:19:36,839 --> 01:19:37,905
Oh shit!
1674
01:19:42,511 --> 01:19:44,145
Oh!
1675
01:19:45,648 --> 01:19:47,381
That was awesome.
1676
01:19:47,383 --> 01:19:48,716
I can't believe I did that.
1677
01:19:48,718 --> 01:19:50,017
- It was amazing, right?
1678
01:19:50,019 --> 01:19:52,486
- Yeah, yeah. You're amazing.
1679
01:19:58,361 --> 01:19:59,426
Where he go?
1680
01:20:00,996 --> 01:20:02,563
He was with us the whole time?
1681
01:20:02,565 --> 01:20:03,764
- Yeah.
1682
01:20:03,766 --> 01:20:06,834
- Oh, oh!
1683
01:20:45,708 --> 01:20:49,577
- Nice! Nice captain
Jack, that was awesome.
1684
01:20:49,579 --> 01:20:52,379
- So you're leaving
soon, I hope?
1685
01:20:53,615 --> 01:20:56,317
You had fun at least, right?
1686
01:20:56,319 --> 01:20:57,319
- Yeah, uh,
1687
01:20:58,420 --> 01:21:00,421
yeah I'm leaving in the
next couple of days.
1688
01:21:00,423 --> 01:21:02,756
But I don't really want to.
1689
01:21:04,326 --> 01:21:05,893
It's been amazing.
1690
01:21:06,995 --> 01:21:08,929
- Yeah, I heard it
rains a lot in Oregon.
1691
01:21:08,931 --> 01:21:10,397
That must suck.
1692
01:21:10,399 --> 01:21:11,165
- Hey guys, what's going on?
1693
01:21:11,167 --> 01:21:12,167
- Jeff!
1694
01:21:13,602 --> 01:21:14,768
Um, this is...
1695
01:21:16,471 --> 01:21:18,639
- I'm Jeff, and you are?
1696
01:21:18,641 --> 01:21:21,976
- This is Dylan, he's
from out of town.
1697
01:21:28,416 --> 01:21:31,018
- You're gonna
treat me like this?
1698
01:21:31,020 --> 01:21:32,686
This is what I get?
1699
01:21:33,955 --> 01:21:35,923
This is what I deserve.
1700
01:21:36,758 --> 01:21:38,325
- Jeff, come here.
1701
01:21:46,034 --> 01:21:47,434
Look, it's okay.
1702
01:21:48,236 --> 01:21:49,637
No need to freak out, okay?
1703
01:21:49,639 --> 01:21:52,539
I'm gonna be getting
some friends.
1704
01:22:02,217 --> 01:22:03,517
- Everything okay?
1705
01:22:03,519 --> 01:22:06,086
- "Is everything okay?"
1706
01:22:06,088 --> 01:22:07,354
- I just said that.
1707
01:22:07,356 --> 01:22:09,123
- "I just said that."
1708
01:22:09,125 --> 01:22:09,924
- Are you serious?
1709
01:22:09,926 --> 01:22:10,858
- "Are you serious?"
1710
01:22:10,860 --> 01:22:12,593
Hey, why don't you beer me bro?
1711
01:22:12,595 --> 01:22:14,094
- Look everyone, I'm
in the fourth grade.
1712
01:22:14,096 --> 01:22:16,697
- "Look everybody, I'm
in the fourth grade."
1713
01:22:16,699 --> 01:22:17,898
- Dylan.
1714
01:22:17,900 --> 01:22:18,900
- What?
1715
01:22:23,305 --> 01:22:24,371
- I'm sorry.
1716
01:22:26,408 --> 01:22:28,275
I'm sorry.
1717
01:22:28,277 --> 01:22:29,910
- It's okay. Come here.
1718
01:22:29,912 --> 01:22:32,579
It's okay, it's not your fault.
1719
01:22:34,082 --> 01:22:35,983
- This is a touching song
1720
01:22:35,985 --> 01:22:37,785
that will touch your hearts
1721
01:22:37,787 --> 01:22:40,521
the way my dad used to touch me.
1722
01:23:20,696 --> 01:23:24,031
- Will you please say something?
1723
01:23:24,033 --> 01:23:26,400
- Yeah, thanks for the ride.
1724
01:23:26,402 --> 01:23:28,469
- It's not what you
think, okay? He's my b...
1725
01:23:28,471 --> 01:23:30,637
- what do you want me to say?
1726
01:23:30,639 --> 01:23:31,572
What? That I like you?
1727
01:23:31,574 --> 01:23:32,973
That I really, really like you?
1728
01:23:32,975 --> 01:23:34,875
That I had an amazing
time with you this week
1729
01:23:34,877 --> 01:23:36,777
for the first time in,
1730
01:23:37,812 --> 01:23:39,947
you know what, fuck it.
1731
01:23:39,949 --> 01:23:41,348
- Dylan, wait!
1732
01:24:11,279 --> 01:24:12,513
- Jesus, man!
1733
01:24:12,515 --> 01:24:14,848
What the fuck have you
been doing in here?
1734
01:24:14,850 --> 01:24:17,518
Looks like someone's been
partying a little bit, huh?
1735
01:24:17,520 --> 01:24:19,586
- Oh yeah. Been
partying, alright.
1736
01:24:19,588 --> 01:24:20,854
Where the fuck have you been?
1737
01:24:20,856 --> 01:24:22,356
You know what? I
don't even wanna know.
1738
01:24:22,358 --> 01:24:24,391
You were probably out boning
that hot little college chick
1739
01:24:24,393 --> 01:24:26,060
while I'm in here with
a giant loner boner
1740
01:24:26,062 --> 01:24:28,362
because Amber's off with some
hashtag douchebag muscle head
1741
01:24:28,364 --> 01:24:31,198
who wears a straight billed hat!
1742
01:24:31,200 --> 01:24:34,401
- I'm sorry man.
Alright, that sucks.
1743
01:24:34,403 --> 01:24:35,969
- Yeah, it fucking sucks.
1744
01:24:35,971 --> 01:24:37,371
I mean you and
maxi just left me.
1745
01:24:37,373 --> 01:24:38,472
I don't even know where he is!
1746
01:24:38,474 --> 01:24:39,673
He's probably dead!
1747
01:24:39,675 --> 01:24:41,208
The backyard beauty
is just gone,
1748
01:24:41,210 --> 01:24:42,376
don't ask.
1749
01:24:42,378 --> 01:24:45,212
And I could've really
used the support
1750
01:24:45,214 --> 01:24:46,780
of my best friend.
1751
01:24:46,782 --> 01:24:48,515
- I texted you, letting
you know what I was doing.
1752
01:24:48,517 --> 01:24:50,084
I thought that you
would be happy for me.
1753
01:24:50,086 --> 01:24:51,919
- Yeah, never received
any text from you
1754
01:24:51,921 --> 01:24:54,655
and I'm just so happy for you.
1755
01:24:54,657 --> 01:24:56,156
You know what?
1756
01:24:56,158 --> 01:24:57,091
I'm gonna go try and find our
most likely dead best friend
1757
01:24:57,093 --> 01:24:59,393
and get us the fuck outta here.
1758
01:25:03,498 --> 01:25:05,132
- That's the bathroom.
1759
01:25:05,134 --> 01:25:08,135
- I had to take a
shit but I can't!
1760
01:25:09,871 --> 01:25:12,673
You frustrate the
shit out of me!
1761
01:25:24,419 --> 01:25:27,221
- So maxi wrote us a note.
1762
01:25:27,223 --> 01:25:29,790
Found it under the pizza box.
1763
01:25:29,792 --> 01:25:32,092
It says "hey guys,
I'm losing it,"
1764
01:25:32,094 --> 01:25:35,395
exclamation mark,
signed Maximus, xoxo.
1765
01:25:37,298 --> 01:25:39,633
Think we should be worried?
1766
01:25:39,635 --> 01:25:41,135
- He's losing it?
1767
01:25:42,804 --> 01:25:45,472
Man he lost it a long time ago.
1768
01:25:46,574 --> 01:25:47,774
Called the sheriff's office
1769
01:25:47,776 --> 01:25:49,776
but the girl there
was kind of a nut job.
1770
01:25:49,778 --> 01:25:51,478
- Look, I'm sure he'll turn
up sooner or later, alright?
1771
01:25:51,480 --> 01:25:53,080
He added a p.S.
1772
01:25:53,082 --> 01:25:55,516
"I got you guys a little
something-something.
1773
01:25:55,518 --> 01:25:58,886
"I hid them in the closet,"
with another exclamation mark.
1774
01:25:58,888 --> 01:26:00,554
- Of course he hid
it in the closet.
1775
01:26:00,556 --> 01:26:01,796
He hides himself in the closet.
1776
01:26:02,691 --> 01:26:04,224
Such a thoughtful virgin.
1777
01:26:04,226 --> 01:26:05,226
- Yeah.
1778
01:26:08,196 --> 01:26:12,366
So it turns out that the
freshman has a boyfriend.
1779
01:26:14,936 --> 01:26:16,003
- Shit, man!
1780
01:26:17,539 --> 01:26:20,440
- Look, I'm sorry I
left you behind alright?
1781
01:26:20,442 --> 01:26:23,277
I shouldn't have done that.
1782
01:26:23,279 --> 01:26:25,979
I don't know, I guess
I suck like Katy.
1783
01:26:25,981 --> 01:26:27,047
Sorry, lick.
1784
01:26:28,016 --> 01:26:29,016
- You do.
1785
01:26:30,318 --> 01:26:31,318
You do.
1786
01:26:32,787 --> 01:26:33,787
- I know.
1787
01:26:34,856 --> 01:26:35,856
I know.
1788
01:26:42,297 --> 01:26:43,764
- Damn,
1789
01:26:43,766 --> 01:26:47,935
I didn't have the balls to
be the man that she deserves.
1790
01:26:49,571 --> 01:26:51,405
- No, fuck that man.
1791
01:26:51,407 --> 01:26:52,839
Alright? That's not how
we're gonna go out, alright?
1792
01:26:52,841 --> 01:26:54,174
We're gonna go back to town
1793
01:26:54,176 --> 01:26:55,375
and we're not gonna leave
1794
01:26:55,377 --> 01:26:57,911
until you tell Amber
how you feel about here.
1795
01:26:57,913 --> 01:26:59,379
Alright? Look.
1796
01:26:59,381 --> 01:27:00,714
When everyone's walking
into first period, alright?
1797
01:27:00,716 --> 01:27:01,715
When everyone's
walking into school,
1798
01:27:01,717 --> 01:27:02,649
who's the first person they hear
1799
01:27:02,651 --> 01:27:05,085
cheering them up on the radio?
1800
01:27:05,087 --> 01:27:07,120
You, right? This guy!
1801
01:27:07,122 --> 01:27:09,289
This little face,
right here! Huh?
1802
01:27:09,291 --> 01:27:10,390
When you didn't wanna
do the same thing
1803
01:27:10,392 --> 01:27:11,925
for every spring break
1804
01:27:11,927 --> 01:27:15,295
and you decided to mastermind
this whole spring bro-cation,
1805
01:27:15,297 --> 01:27:16,830
who was the one who got
me and maxi out here
1806
01:27:16,832 --> 01:27:20,000
and got me out of town when I
was upset with my girlfriend?
1807
01:27:20,002 --> 01:27:22,135
Billy! Billy, Jesus
fucking Christ!
1808
01:27:22,137 --> 01:27:24,504
Why are you still
carrying those around?
1809
01:27:24,506 --> 01:27:26,506
Whatever, that's besides
the point alright?
1810
01:27:26,508 --> 01:27:28,342
When Amber walks
into biology class
1811
01:27:28,344 --> 01:27:30,143
and she wants to laugh
and have a good time
1812
01:27:30,145 --> 01:27:32,646
'cause she sit next to you?
1813
01:27:32,648 --> 01:27:33,880
- Biology Billy.
1814
01:27:33,882 --> 01:27:35,015
- Biology fucking
Billy! Exactly!
1815
01:27:35,017 --> 01:27:36,650
That's what I'm
talking about, alright?
1816
01:27:36,652 --> 01:27:39,019
So enough with this
procrasterbating in our hotel room,
1817
01:27:39,021 --> 01:27:40,821
which I've never seen before,
1818
01:27:40,823 --> 01:27:42,222
and you should check that out.
1819
01:27:42,224 --> 01:27:43,423
We're gonna go back out there
1820
01:27:43,425 --> 01:27:44,358
and we're gonna start
this bro-cation up
1821
01:27:44,360 --> 01:27:46,126
like we intended to, alright?
1822
01:27:46,128 --> 01:27:47,694
The way we started
to. Are you with me?
1823
01:27:47,696 --> 01:27:48,528
Come on man, don't...
1824
01:27:48,530 --> 01:27:49,863
- I forgive you!
1825
01:27:49,865 --> 01:27:50,865
- Yes! Yes!
1826
01:27:51,699 --> 01:27:54,368
He's back on the team! Alright!
1827
01:27:56,170 --> 01:27:58,405
Are those your balls
in my bellybutton?
1828
01:27:58,407 --> 01:27:59,640
- Yes they are.
1829
01:28:47,188 --> 01:28:50,624
- So how do you plan
on finding Amber?
1830
01:28:50,626 --> 01:28:53,560
- My bone-ar, Dylan. My bone-ar.
1831
01:28:53,562 --> 01:28:54,895
- Alright, I forgot.
1832
01:28:54,897 --> 01:28:56,630
So now you just gotta
follow that shit, right?
1833
01:28:56,632 --> 01:28:58,598
- Yeah. I will.
1834
01:28:58,600 --> 01:28:59,600
I will...
1835
01:29:00,735 --> 01:29:01,568
Dude.
1836
01:29:01,570 --> 01:29:02,836
- What?
1837
01:29:02,838 --> 01:29:04,204
- No, don't sit
down. Don't sit down.
1838
01:29:04,206 --> 01:29:05,138
No no no no.
1839
01:29:05,140 --> 01:29:06,373
- Just take my shoes off.
1840
01:29:06,375 --> 01:29:07,774
- Don't you wanna
go to the party?
1841
01:29:07,776 --> 01:29:09,242
- Hey you!
1842
01:29:09,244 --> 01:29:11,278
Get your damn
hands off her, man!
1843
01:29:13,015 --> 01:29:14,815
- That's a good BTTF reference,
1844
01:29:14,817 --> 01:29:16,550
it's a pretty good movie.
1845
01:29:16,552 --> 01:29:20,220
- Stop being such a creepy
stalker ex-boyfriend.
1846
01:29:20,222 --> 01:29:21,555
You need to get over me.
1847
01:29:21,557 --> 01:29:23,357
I'm with the DJ now.
1848
01:29:23,359 --> 01:29:24,558
- I didn't follow you out here.
1849
01:29:24,560 --> 01:29:27,761
- I am way too pretty for you!
1850
01:29:33,434 --> 01:29:36,069
Look what you made me do!
1851
01:29:36,071 --> 01:29:38,739
- I'll leave you alone.
1852
01:29:38,741 --> 01:29:41,508
- That's right. Walk away dog.
1853
01:29:41,510 --> 01:29:43,677
- Alright, I will
walk away, snoop.
1854
01:29:43,679 --> 01:29:44,945
- Hey here,
1855
01:29:44,947 --> 01:29:47,147
let me help you out with this.
1856
01:29:47,149 --> 01:29:48,081
- No, don't. Seriously?
1857
01:29:48,083 --> 01:29:49,916
No.
1858
01:29:49,918 --> 01:29:51,318
That's fucking gross, man.
1859
01:29:51,320 --> 01:29:53,320
- Yeah, it's gross.
1860
01:29:53,322 --> 01:29:54,254
- Alright guys, it's time to go.
1861
01:29:54,256 --> 01:29:55,322
- What are you doing?
1862
01:29:55,324 --> 01:29:56,490
- Come on.
1863
01:29:56,492 --> 01:29:57,924
- What are you
doing? No, stop it!
1864
01:29:57,926 --> 01:29:58,759
- I'm DJ Tanner, man!
1865
01:29:58,761 --> 01:29:59,860
You don't see my banner?
1866
01:29:59,862 --> 01:30:00,694
- Dilly, save me!
1867
01:30:00,696 --> 01:30:01,795
I'll lick your dick!
1868
01:30:01,797 --> 01:30:03,597
Dilly, I'll do it. I'll lick it.
1869
01:30:03,599 --> 01:30:06,266
I'll lick the whole thing!
1870
01:30:06,268 --> 01:30:07,501
Dilly!
1871
01:30:07,503 --> 01:30:10,704
- Welp, that took
care of her huh?
1872
01:30:10,706 --> 01:30:11,705
- I love you, man.
1873
01:30:11,707 --> 01:30:14,074
- Hey, just doing our jobs.
1874
01:30:14,076 --> 01:30:15,609
As chaperons.
1875
01:30:15,611 --> 01:30:16,843
- That's true!
1876
01:30:19,981 --> 01:30:22,215
- Hey! It's biology Billy!
1877
01:30:24,485 --> 01:30:25,952
- Michelle?
1878
01:30:25,954 --> 01:30:28,889
- What are you doing here?
1879
01:30:28,891 --> 01:30:31,558
- Leopard boat? Havasu sleeper?
1880
01:30:32,994 --> 01:30:36,196
- I love leopards.
1881
01:30:36,198 --> 01:30:39,065
- Okay, have you
seen Amber anywhere?
1882
01:30:39,067 --> 01:30:41,601
- Oh yeah! She was
asking about you!
1883
01:30:41,603 --> 01:30:42,669
Here, come with me!
1884
01:30:42,671 --> 01:30:43,703
- She was?
1885
01:30:43,705 --> 01:30:44,971
- Yeah, silly!
1886
01:30:44,973 --> 01:30:47,674
We're about to go watch
the DJ spin his laptop.
1887
01:30:47,676 --> 01:30:49,276
If you hurry, you can!
1888
01:30:49,278 --> 01:30:50,911
- I can?
1889
01:30:50,913 --> 01:30:53,313
- Yes, Billy! Just come!
1890
01:30:53,315 --> 01:30:54,381
Come!
1891
01:30:54,383 --> 01:30:56,183
- I'm coming!
1892
01:30:56,185 --> 01:30:57,083
- Hello?
1893
01:30:57,085 --> 01:30:58,351
- Hello?
1894
01:30:59,922 --> 01:31:01,221
- Hello? Hello?
1895
01:31:01,223 --> 01:31:03,089
- Yeah hello. Is this
the sheriff's station?
1896
01:31:03,091 --> 01:31:04,324
- Hey!
1897
01:31:07,595 --> 01:31:09,329
- What are you doing here?
1898
01:31:09,331 --> 01:31:11,164
- I need a chance to explain.
1899
01:31:11,166 --> 01:31:12,799
- You don't have to explain.
1900
01:31:12,801 --> 01:31:14,701
Okay? You don't owe
me an explanation.
1901
01:31:14,703 --> 01:31:15,969
It was my fault, alright?
1902
01:31:15,971 --> 01:31:18,104
I knew, I knew that
something was wrong,
1903
01:31:18,106 --> 01:31:19,773
and I just went along
with it anyway, okay?
1904
01:31:19,775 --> 01:31:20,974
So you don't owe me anything.
1905
01:31:20,976 --> 01:31:23,376
I just don't know
what you want from me.
1906
01:31:23,378 --> 01:31:24,378
- Wow.
1907
01:31:25,780 --> 01:31:26,780
Okay.
1908
01:31:31,619 --> 01:31:34,788
Remember when I told you
about how my dad died?
1909
01:31:34,790 --> 01:31:36,623
- It was a car crash, right?
1910
01:31:36,625 --> 01:31:39,059
- Jeff was the one
driving the car.
1911
01:31:39,061 --> 01:31:40,260
It might be a little messed up,
1912
01:31:40,262 --> 01:31:43,363
but he is my brother,
not my boyfriend.
1913
01:31:44,198 --> 01:31:45,432
- Sarah, wait.
1914
01:31:48,202 --> 01:31:51,872
Shit man!
1915
01:31:51,874 --> 01:31:55,108
- Looks like you owe
Sarah an apology.
1916
01:31:56,644 --> 01:31:57,644
- I know.
1917
01:31:58,713 --> 01:32:01,982
- Get out of here,
man. Go and find her!
1918
01:32:01,984 --> 01:32:02,816
- I will!
1919
01:32:02,818 --> 01:32:04,217
- And take this.
1920
01:32:07,522 --> 01:32:08,355
- It's apple juice?
1921
01:32:08,357 --> 01:32:09,923
- Orange juice.
1922
01:32:09,925 --> 01:32:11,358
And it's freshly squeezed.
1923
01:32:11,360 --> 01:32:13,927
- Freshly squeezed and organic.
1924
01:32:13,929 --> 01:32:15,028
- And organic.
1925
01:32:15,030 --> 01:32:16,030
- I get it.
1926
01:32:17,632 --> 01:32:20,133
- Hey guys! Look,
it's biology Billy!
1927
01:32:20,135 --> 01:32:21,368
- Oh hey, Billy!
1928
01:32:21,370 --> 01:32:23,003
- Oh look! It's
our little buddy!
1929
01:32:23,005 --> 01:32:24,237
Buddy the elf!
1930
01:32:24,239 --> 01:32:26,506
Yeah, we're glad
to see you. Yeah!
1931
01:32:26,508 --> 01:32:30,143
Yo, the cashtag is
staying for the playing.
1932
01:32:31,479 --> 01:32:34,748
- Hey, you can't call
a small person an elf!
1933
01:32:34,750 --> 01:32:36,650
This isn't the north pole.
1934
01:32:36,652 --> 01:32:38,752
- Oh no, it is the
north pole, Michelle.
1935
01:32:38,754 --> 01:32:40,420
- Hey cashtag?
1936
01:32:40,422 --> 01:32:41,388
Can I talk to you over
there for a second?
1937
01:32:41,390 --> 01:32:42,622
Just a little walk and talk man?
1938
01:32:42,624 --> 01:32:43,857
- Alright?
1939
01:32:43,859 --> 01:32:44,791
- Cool. I really
like necklace man.
1940
01:32:44,793 --> 01:32:46,059
- Cool. Thank you.
1941
01:32:46,061 --> 01:32:47,260
- Alright.
1942
01:32:47,262 --> 01:32:48,194
- You gotta help us
get away from this guy.
1943
01:32:48,196 --> 01:32:48,862
- I'm trying.
- Cashtag?
1944
01:32:48,864 --> 01:32:49,796
- He's so weird.
1945
01:32:49,798 --> 01:32:52,465
- Oh yeah, nice try pussypants.
1946
01:32:52,467 --> 01:32:54,935
- Who are you calling
pussypants, pussypants!
1947
01:32:54,937 --> 01:32:56,169
- Oh! Hashtag!
1948
01:32:57,238 --> 01:32:58,505
Bitch fell!
1949
01:32:58,507 --> 01:33:00,340
- Why don't you hashtag this?
1950
01:33:02,811 --> 01:33:07,047
- Hashtag, broke dick.
1951
01:33:09,684 --> 01:33:12,052
- Hashtag, say hi to
your vagina for me.
1952
01:33:15,090 --> 01:33:16,022
I'm so sorry, Lauren.
1953
01:33:16,024 --> 01:33:17,357
- It's all good.
1954
01:33:17,359 --> 01:33:19,292
- Hashtag biology Billy, bitch!
1955
01:33:19,294 --> 01:33:20,827
- Biology, bitch!
1956
01:33:20,829 --> 01:33:22,796
- Hashtag, why you
gotta be such a dick?
1957
01:33:22,798 --> 01:33:23,630
Just be cool!
1958
01:33:23,632 --> 01:33:24,564
- No dick cool!
1959
01:33:24,566 --> 01:33:26,299
- Hashtag, I love Amber Andrews!
1960
01:33:26,301 --> 01:33:27,934
- I love Amber Andrews!
1961
01:33:32,140 --> 01:33:33,140
Amber,
1962
01:33:34,742 --> 01:33:37,911
I know I don't have a super
cool name like cashtag,
1963
01:33:37,913 --> 01:33:40,614
or an even cooler
necklace to back it up.
1964
01:33:40,616 --> 01:33:41,548
But I've been in love with you
1965
01:33:41,550 --> 01:33:44,417
for as long as I can remember.
1966
01:33:44,419 --> 01:33:45,952
And I promised myself
I wouldn't leave here
1967
01:33:45,954 --> 01:33:48,088
without telling you how...
1968
01:33:50,424 --> 01:33:52,025
- you should've found your balls
1969
01:33:52,027 --> 01:33:53,426
a long time ago.
1970
01:33:54,762 --> 01:33:56,563
- I should've. I...
1971
01:33:56,565 --> 01:33:57,397
- don't talk.
1972
01:33:57,399 --> 01:33:58,399
- Okay.
1973
01:34:12,713 --> 01:34:13,713
- So.
1974
01:34:18,619 --> 01:34:19,919
I'm an asshole.
1975
01:34:21,455 --> 01:34:23,690
- Yeah, you're an asshole.
1976
01:34:25,493 --> 01:34:27,193
- I'm sorry that I didn't
let you explain yourself.
1977
01:34:27,195 --> 01:34:28,195
I guess,
1978
01:34:29,463 --> 01:34:32,198
I was dealing with my own stuff.
1979
01:34:33,434 --> 01:34:34,434
But
1980
01:34:37,104 --> 01:34:40,273
I had an amazing time
with you this week
1981
01:34:40,275 --> 01:34:44,811
and I know that I don't
deserve anything from you,
1982
01:34:44,813 --> 01:34:46,112
and I know that
1983
01:34:47,281 --> 01:34:48,682
you can say no,
1984
01:34:48,684 --> 01:34:49,684
but
1985
01:34:51,619 --> 01:34:55,855
is there any chance I can
maybe get another shot at it?
1986
01:34:58,659 --> 01:35:00,026
- Yeah.
1987
01:35:00,028 --> 01:35:01,528
I mean,
1988
01:35:01,530 --> 01:35:03,096
it's my fault too.
1989
01:35:04,498 --> 01:35:08,968
I love my brother and I
would do anything for him but
1990
01:35:08,970 --> 01:35:13,873
I don't handle him the
right way most of the time.
1991
01:35:13,875 --> 01:35:16,676
And that's not
fair to him or me.
1992
01:35:17,812 --> 01:35:21,314
So I'm sorry too.
1993
01:35:25,052 --> 01:35:27,087
I like you Dylan.
1994
01:35:27,089 --> 01:35:29,656
- I'm gonna kiss you
now. Is that okay?
1995
01:35:29,658 --> 01:35:30,824
- Yes please.
1996
01:35:46,907 --> 01:35:48,708
- Hi. How's it going?
1997
01:35:49,610 --> 01:35:50,543
- Hi.
1998
01:35:50,545 --> 01:35:52,645
- Can you help us find a friend?
1999
01:35:52,647 --> 01:35:54,280
- Does he work here?
2000
01:35:54,282 --> 01:35:55,448
- Uh, well he's not a cop.
2001
01:35:55,450 --> 01:35:57,751
- Did you try to call him?
2002
01:35:57,753 --> 01:36:00,053
- Oh he left his cell
phone in our hotel room
2003
01:36:00,055 --> 01:36:02,655
so he doesn't have
his phone on him.
2004
01:36:02,657 --> 01:36:05,291
- Did you call him
with his phone?
2005
01:36:05,293 --> 01:36:08,528
- Did I call him
with his own phone?
2006
01:36:08,530 --> 01:36:10,163
- Or you can call
him with your phone.
2007
01:36:10,165 --> 01:36:11,664
- Look, I'm sorry.
2008
01:36:11,666 --> 01:36:13,166
We seem to have gotten off
on the wrong foot here.
2009
01:36:13,168 --> 01:36:14,534
Could you just ask one of
your colleagues in the back
2010
01:36:14,536 --> 01:36:17,203
if they can help us
find our friend please?
2011
01:36:17,205 --> 01:36:18,205
- No!
2012
01:36:19,573 --> 01:36:22,475
Please fill out
this form, please.
2013
01:36:26,347 --> 01:36:27,347
- Okay.
2014
01:36:33,788 --> 01:36:34,854
Here you go.
2015
01:36:37,191 --> 01:36:39,826
We got a Max Seapad,
2016
01:36:39,828 --> 01:36:42,929
age 18 from bend, Oregon.
2017
01:36:42,931 --> 01:36:44,564
- Yeah, that's him.
2018
01:36:46,367 --> 01:36:47,400
- Hey Manuel?
2019
01:36:47,402 --> 01:36:48,735
- Yes, I'm back here.
2020
01:36:48,737 --> 01:36:51,304
- Do you have a Max
Seapad back there?
2021
01:36:51,306 --> 01:36:53,173
- Oh, that is somebody's name?
2022
01:36:53,175 --> 01:36:54,175
- Yeah.
2023
01:36:55,777 --> 01:36:56,777
Yeah.
2024
01:36:57,578 --> 01:36:58,578
- No.
2025
01:36:58,580 --> 01:37:01,714
But we do have a couple of kids,
2026
01:37:01,716 --> 01:37:05,118
still passed out in
their holding cages.
2027
01:37:07,888 --> 01:37:09,255
- Captain Jack?
2028
01:37:09,257 --> 01:37:10,456
- Wait,
2029
01:37:10,458 --> 01:37:14,460
you know Tyrese Jackson?
2030
01:37:15,529 --> 01:37:16,429
- Tyrese Jackson?
2031
01:37:16,431 --> 01:37:17,297
- Who's Tyrese Jackson?
2032
01:37:17,299 --> 01:37:18,932
- Aka captain Jack.
2033
01:37:21,268 --> 01:37:22,235
- Did you know his name
was Tyrese Jackson?
2034
01:37:22,237 --> 01:37:24,037
- Makes sense, Jack.
2035
01:37:24,039 --> 01:37:26,606
- We used to be best friends.
2036
01:37:26,608 --> 01:37:29,375
Now he don't
recognize me no more.
2037
01:37:29,377 --> 01:37:31,678
So every now and then
2038
01:37:31,680 --> 01:37:34,113
I bring him into the station.
2039
01:37:34,115 --> 01:37:35,248
And this way,
2040
01:37:36,283 --> 01:37:40,520
I get to see an old
2041
01:37:46,126 --> 01:37:47,760
pal of mine.
2042
01:37:47,762 --> 01:37:50,763
- That's an interesting
story, Manuel!
2043
01:37:50,765 --> 01:37:52,832
- Look, so there's no one
here named maxi or Max?
2044
01:37:52,834 --> 01:37:56,369
- Well,
2045
01:37:56,371 --> 01:37:57,503
I don't know.
2046
01:37:59,039 --> 01:38:02,175
But there are some
people in these cades
2047
01:38:02,177 --> 01:38:03,177
over there.
2048
01:38:04,912 --> 01:38:05,912
- Katy?
2049
01:38:05,914 --> 01:38:07,046
Is that you?
2050
01:38:07,048 --> 01:38:08,514
- Dylan? Dilly!
2051
01:38:08,516 --> 01:38:09,315
Dilly-boo!
2052
01:38:09,317 --> 01:38:10,683
Oh you came back for me!
2053
01:38:10,685 --> 01:38:13,019
I just knew you would!
2054
01:38:13,021 --> 01:38:14,254
- I take it that
this is the infamous
2055
01:38:14,256 --> 01:38:16,256
ex-girlfriend of yours?
2056
01:38:16,258 --> 01:38:18,258
- Yeah, it is.
2057
01:38:18,260 --> 01:38:19,592
- Yeah, it makes sense.
2058
01:38:19,594 --> 01:38:21,427
- Who's this?
2059
01:38:21,429 --> 01:38:22,262
- Glad you asked!
2060
01:38:22,264 --> 01:38:23,663
Katy, this is Sarah.
2061
01:38:24,499 --> 01:38:27,300
And Sarah is awesome.
2062
01:38:27,302 --> 01:38:28,134
- What?
2063
01:38:28,136 --> 01:38:29,535
- And you're not.
2064
01:38:29,537 --> 01:38:32,772
You kinda suck, actually. So...
2065
01:38:32,774 --> 01:38:35,742
- that's right. She does suck.
2066
01:38:35,744 --> 01:38:37,277
Don't you Kathy?
2067
01:38:37,279 --> 01:38:38,411
- It's Katy!
2068
01:38:38,413 --> 01:38:41,214
- Actually she
doesn't suck, at all.
2069
01:38:41,216 --> 01:38:43,249
And you'll realize
that sooner or later,
2070
01:38:43,251 --> 01:38:45,251
so we're just gonna let
you get back to that.
2071
01:38:45,253 --> 01:38:48,021
Kathy, great to see you again.
2072
01:38:48,023 --> 01:38:49,689
DJ, have a good one.
2073
01:38:49,691 --> 01:38:51,024
- Dilly? Dilly-boo?
2074
01:38:51,026 --> 01:38:52,425
Dilly?
2075
01:38:52,427 --> 01:38:53,427
Dilly!
2076
01:38:56,130 --> 01:38:57,030
- Ooh, is that a truck?
2077
01:38:57,032 --> 01:38:58,064
- Any luck?
2078
01:38:58,066 --> 01:39:01,267
- No, no maxi.
2079
01:39:01,269 --> 01:39:03,636
But we did find someone
else nice and locked up.
2080
01:39:03,638 --> 01:39:04,470
Thanks to you.
2081
01:39:04,472 --> 01:39:05,638
- No way man!
2082
01:39:06,674 --> 01:39:07,674
That's awesome!
2083
01:39:08,944 --> 01:39:10,810
- Well dude, I mean.
I guess we gotta go?
2084
01:39:10,812 --> 01:39:12,078
- I don't know.
2085
01:39:12,080 --> 01:39:12,879
I gotta get this back to
the Peterson, you know?
2086
01:39:12,881 --> 01:39:14,480
Where's that virgin?
2087
01:39:18,752 --> 01:39:22,055
- Is that a
fucking time machine?
2088
01:39:23,624 --> 01:39:26,526
- What the fucking shit balls?
2089
01:39:26,528 --> 01:39:28,094
- Is that?
2090
01:39:28,963 --> 01:39:30,296
- Maxi?
2091
01:39:39,139 --> 01:39:40,073
- What's up, motherfuckers?
2092
01:39:40,075 --> 01:39:41,874
It's Maximus, mad Maximus now.
2093
01:39:41,876 --> 01:39:43,176
Fuck you very much.
2094
01:39:43,178 --> 01:39:44,178
- Dude! You're alive!
2095
01:39:45,280 --> 01:39:46,879
Oh my god! We thought
you were dead!
2096
01:39:46,881 --> 01:39:48,848
- Where the fuck
have you been, man?
2097
01:39:48,850 --> 01:39:51,250
- Having sex, all week long.
2098
01:39:52,353 --> 01:39:53,720
- Get outta
here! That's amazing!
2099
01:39:53,722 --> 01:39:54,687
- Oh Billy, guess what?
2100
01:39:54,689 --> 01:39:55,955
- What?
2101
01:39:55,957 --> 01:39:57,523
- I know what
cunnilingus is now.
2102
01:39:57,525 --> 01:39:59,625
And it is awesome.
2103
01:39:59,627 --> 01:40:00,760
Awesome!
2104
01:40:00,762 --> 01:40:02,695
Oh, and speaking of Mindy's vag,
2105
01:40:02,697 --> 01:40:04,397
y'all remember Mindy, right?
2106
01:40:04,399 --> 01:40:05,331
- Yeah, hi.
2107
01:40:05,333 --> 01:40:07,033
From beware of tits, right?
2108
01:40:07,035 --> 01:40:08,601
Alright, how's it going?
2109
01:40:08,603 --> 01:40:11,571
- Um, well I'm a little tired.
2110
01:40:11,573 --> 01:40:14,407
Mad Maximus has
a lot of stamina.
2111
01:40:15,509 --> 01:40:16,743
- Dude, you left
this in our room.
2112
01:40:16,745 --> 01:40:18,144
We've been looking
for you all weekend.
2113
01:40:18,146 --> 01:40:19,312
- Thanks man.
2114
01:40:21,181 --> 01:40:22,181
Is that?
2115
01:40:23,017 --> 01:40:24,817
- Yeah, it's Amber Andrews.
2116
01:40:24,819 --> 01:40:27,587
- What the fuck did I miss?
2117
01:40:27,589 --> 01:40:28,888
- From the looks of
it, not much man.
2118
01:40:28,890 --> 01:40:30,390
What is this? A new haircut?
2119
01:40:30,392 --> 01:40:32,058
- Yeah, it's mad
Max's style now.
2120
01:40:32,060 --> 01:40:33,526
- Looks good, man.
2121
01:40:33,528 --> 01:40:36,796
- Fuck, lake Havasu where
your dreams come true.
2122
01:40:36,798 --> 01:40:38,164
I know, don't talk.
2123
01:40:38,166 --> 01:40:39,966
- No no, no. Do talk.
2124
01:40:41,035 --> 01:40:42,535
Love where your
head's at right now.
2125
01:40:42,537 --> 01:40:44,103
- Whatever man, we're just
glad to have you back.
2126
01:40:44,105 --> 01:40:47,006
But getting ready
to hit the road.
2127
01:40:48,776 --> 01:40:51,277
You ready? Sorry we gotta
take your man away from you.
2128
01:40:51,279 --> 01:40:53,780
- Oh, it's okay.
2129
01:40:53,782 --> 01:40:57,583
I plan on seeing
Max again real soon.
2130
01:40:58,653 --> 01:41:00,219
- Oh, okay.
- Wow.
2131
01:41:01,188 --> 01:41:03,056
- Please back up a little bit.
2132
01:41:03,058 --> 01:41:04,690
- Okay.
2133
01:41:04,692 --> 01:41:08,394
- In fact, gimme some space.
2134
01:41:08,396 --> 01:41:10,596
- Alright, we can go.
2135
01:41:10,598 --> 01:41:13,533
- Hey you, get over here.
2136
01:41:13,535 --> 01:41:14,667
- Me?
2137
01:41:15,669 --> 01:41:19,639
- I'm gonna go.
2138
01:41:20,909 --> 01:41:21,909
What?
2139
01:41:22,910 --> 01:41:25,144
- Guess who's
calling me from jail?
2140
01:41:26,281 --> 01:41:28,181
- No, really?
2141
01:41:28,183 --> 01:41:29,715
- Yeah.
2142
01:41:30,985 --> 01:41:32,752
Gonna let her
sweat this one out.
2143
01:41:32,754 --> 01:41:34,020
So annoying.
2144
01:41:34,022 --> 01:41:37,590
"Dilly!" Hate when she
calls you that. Fuck.
2145
01:41:38,759 --> 01:41:40,193
- I love you.
2146
01:41:40,195 --> 01:41:41,195
- I know.
2147
01:41:42,229 --> 01:41:43,563
- Come on, fuckers!
2148
01:41:43,565 --> 01:41:45,465
Let's hit the highway!
2149
01:42:02,116 --> 01:42:03,883
- Thank you, shaboobamon.
2150
01:42:03,885 --> 01:42:05,451
I'll feed this in.
2151
01:42:26,841 --> 01:42:28,307
- Have a great time.
2152
01:42:28,309 --> 01:42:32,211
Guess whose beaver's
going to state next year.
2153
01:42:33,313 --> 01:42:35,948
- This is the best
day of my life.
2154
01:42:56,103 --> 01:42:58,304
- My name is Dylan green.
2155
01:42:58,306 --> 01:42:59,539
And I just had the time of my...
2156
01:42:59,541 --> 01:43:02,008
Shh. Don't talk.
2157
01:43:02,010 --> 01:43:04,310
Yeah, don't talk Dylan.
2158
01:43:04,312 --> 01:43:06,445
- Okay.
2159
01:43:29,837 --> 01:43:31,704
- Hello?
2160
01:43:31,706 --> 01:43:34,640
- Ronathan? You here?
2161
01:43:34,642 --> 01:43:36,042
Uncool Ronathan?
2162
01:43:37,044 --> 01:43:38,044
- Yeah?
2163
01:43:43,083 --> 01:43:45,051
Who are you boys?
2164
01:43:45,053 --> 01:43:48,054
And what do you want with me?
2165
01:43:48,056 --> 01:43:50,256
- We're the guys who
rented your boat, man.
2166
01:43:50,258 --> 01:43:51,258
- Bullshit.
2167
01:43:52,526 --> 01:43:54,427
I never forget a name,
2168
01:43:55,362 --> 01:43:56,362
or face.
2169
01:43:58,465 --> 01:44:01,767
- Well, really sorry
about this man.
2170
01:44:01,769 --> 01:44:03,502
But we can't seem to locate...
2171
01:44:03,504 --> 01:44:06,305
- your website on the Internet?
2172
01:44:08,276 --> 01:44:09,742
Here, take my business card.
2173
01:44:09,744 --> 01:44:13,012
- I already
got one of them websites.
2174
01:44:13,014 --> 01:44:14,347
- No you don't.
2175
01:44:19,353 --> 01:44:20,286
- Alright.
2176
01:44:20,288 --> 01:44:22,355
- You good? Cool?
2177
01:44:23,423 --> 01:44:25,057
- Yes, we're good.
2178
01:44:25,059 --> 01:44:27,159
- Yeah, so we're gonna go.
2179
01:44:27,161 --> 01:44:29,595
Good luck with the website.
2180
01:44:29,597 --> 01:44:31,230
That will help you a lot.
2181
01:44:31,232 --> 01:44:32,431
- Love your work.
2182
01:44:32,433 --> 01:44:33,933
And we'll see you,
see you later.
2183
01:44:33,935 --> 01:44:35,001
- Max! Maxi!
2184
01:44:35,802 --> 01:44:37,436
- Where's my boat, boy?
2185
01:44:37,438 --> 01:44:39,038
- Fuck your boat.
2186
01:44:39,040 --> 01:44:41,674
- Yeah, fair enough.
2187
01:44:45,412 --> 01:44:46,712
- Give me some.
2188
01:44:50,584 --> 01:44:52,551
- Where's my boat, boy?
2189
01:44:54,021 --> 01:44:55,021
Shit.
2190
01:44:59,960 --> 01:45:04,430
- Did you get everything
you wanted out of them boys?
2191
01:45:04,432 --> 01:45:05,665
- Fuck you.
2192
01:45:12,272 --> 01:45:15,207
- Highway to
Havasu, scene 26, take two.
2193
01:45:16,778 --> 01:45:18,010
- Dylan! Wait!
2194
01:45:19,012 --> 01:45:20,746
Dilly! I'll lick it!
2195
01:45:25,085 --> 01:45:26,252
- Aw, don't dude.
2196
01:45:28,222 --> 01:45:30,656
- You missed a spot.
2197
01:45:30,658 --> 01:45:31,658
- No shit.
2198
01:45:32,859 --> 01:45:34,126
- Yes shit.
There's shit on your lip.
2199
01:45:34,128 --> 01:45:35,061
- A lot of shit.
2200
01:45:35,063 --> 01:45:36,862
- Yeah, there is shit on my lip.
2201
01:45:36,864 --> 01:45:37,864
So?
2202
01:45:39,266 --> 01:45:40,599
Fuck, so nasty.
2203
01:45:49,376 --> 01:45:51,777
- You sound like a raptor.
2204
01:45:51,779 --> 01:45:53,079
- Raptors are cool.
2205
01:45:53,081 --> 01:45:54,914
Jurassic park was a
favorite film of my...
2206
01:45:57,318 --> 01:45:58,551
- hey Manuel?
2207
01:45:58,553 --> 01:45:59,485
- Yes?
2208
01:45:59,487 --> 01:46:00,720
- Should we order some lunch?
2209
01:46:00,722 --> 01:46:03,122
- I did! What are
we eating today?
2210
01:46:05,025 --> 01:46:06,325
- He's learned.
2211
01:46:06,327 --> 01:46:08,728
- That's nice. See
he put the lip over.
2212
01:46:08,730 --> 01:46:09,962
And the tongue.
2213
01:46:09,964 --> 01:46:10,930
- What are you, a
boxing commentator?
2214
01:46:10,932 --> 01:46:12,598
- Yeah, it's nice.
2215
01:46:12,600 --> 01:46:13,532
Really like what he's doing.
2216
01:46:13,534 --> 01:46:14,834
- Can we just enjoy this?
2217
01:46:14,836 --> 01:46:15,935
We don't have to talk about it.
2218
01:46:15,937 --> 01:46:17,136
- Fine.
2219
01:46:17,138 --> 01:46:19,872
- "So my ship is over
in like 17 hours.
2220
01:46:19,874 --> 01:46:21,140
"You wanna, maybe, I don't know,
2221
01:46:21,142 --> 01:46:23,109
"go get some food
or something or?"
2222
01:46:23,111 --> 01:46:24,577
- "Absolutely.
2223
01:46:24,579 --> 01:46:26,879
"I got my first boner
last week, it was great."
2224
01:46:26,881 --> 01:46:28,047
What the f...
2225
01:46:28,049 --> 01:46:29,049
- whoa.
2226
01:46:30,016 --> 01:46:31,784
Is your boy messing
with my girl over there?
2227
01:46:31,786 --> 01:46:33,219
- No, they're just talking.
2228
01:46:33,221 --> 01:46:34,220
- They're just chatting, huh?
2229
01:46:34,222 --> 01:46:35,621
- Yeah.
- Okay.
2230
01:46:35,623 --> 01:46:38,391
Is there something on my feet?
2231
01:46:38,393 --> 01:46:39,625
- Is that cum?
2232
01:46:41,928 --> 01:46:43,462
- Goddamn it, it happened again.
2233
01:46:43,464 --> 01:46:44,330
Fuck!
2234
01:46:44,332 --> 01:46:45,564
- Can we do that again?
2235
01:46:48,469 --> 01:46:50,403
- Hey remember!
2236
01:46:50,405 --> 01:46:52,471
You're only as gay as
the guy giving you head.
2237
01:46:52,473 --> 01:46:53,672
What are you, German u-boat man?
2238
01:46:53,674 --> 01:46:56,976
You ever tongue punch
a fart box before?
2239
01:47:08,588 --> 01:47:11,957
- Who gives a shit?
I eat pussy for breakfast.
2240
01:47:11,959 --> 01:47:13,592
- You also eat kit kats?
2241
01:47:13,594 --> 01:47:15,528
- Yeah, pussycat.
2242
01:47:15,530 --> 01:47:17,229
- I'm sorry.
2243
01:47:19,367 --> 01:47:21,801
- How you doing down
there little dons?
2244
01:47:21,803 --> 01:47:25,104
You think Jeff Janke
fucks like he directs?
2245
01:47:25,106 --> 01:47:26,439
That'd be awesome.
2246
01:47:31,946 --> 01:47:32,946
- Oh fuck.
2247
01:47:34,649 --> 01:47:35,614
I did it the right way.
2248
01:47:35,616 --> 01:47:38,317
Look how perfect this cone is!
2249
01:47:38,319 --> 01:47:41,720
- That's where dons
lost his virginity.
2250
01:47:41,722 --> 01:47:44,223
When I was eight!
2251
01:47:44,225 --> 01:47:46,759
I'm just kidding. Am I?
2252
01:47:46,761 --> 01:47:48,494
Youth group. Anyway.
2253
01:47:49,529 --> 01:47:50,609
Fuck, that does make sense.
2254
01:47:53,634 --> 01:47:54,633
- And cigarettes.
2255
01:47:54,635 --> 01:47:57,603
- Pussy say a cat.
2256
01:47:57,605 --> 01:48:00,439
- Would you like to see
some identification, dons?
2257
01:48:00,441 --> 01:48:01,907
- No no no no no.
2258
01:48:03,243 --> 01:48:06,312
You don't need to see
any identification, dons.
2259
01:48:06,314 --> 01:48:07,146
- It's nice, isn't it?
2260
01:48:07,148 --> 01:48:08,614
- It's very nice.
2261
01:48:08,616 --> 01:48:10,483
- I think he would like to
see identification, right don?
2262
01:48:10,485 --> 01:48:12,751
- It sucks when you make ponds
of cum in your bellybutton.
2263
01:48:12,753 --> 01:48:14,453
- That's okay, I swim
around in that shit.
2264
01:48:14,455 --> 01:48:15,654
- Alright.
2265
01:48:15,656 --> 01:48:17,189
- I think we're
already in the door
2266
01:48:17,191 --> 01:48:19,325
and we don't need to show
any identification, dons.
2267
01:48:19,327 --> 01:48:20,526
- Maybe somebody
worked very hard
2268
01:48:20,528 --> 01:48:21,861
on that identification, dons.
2269
01:48:21,863 --> 01:48:22,761
- Maybe no one cares.
2270
01:48:22,763 --> 01:48:23,596
- You wanna come too?
2271
01:48:23,598 --> 01:48:24,530
- I wanna come.
2272
01:48:24,532 --> 01:48:25,998
- Oh my gosh, you want to come?
2273
01:48:26,000 --> 01:48:27,566
- That's where I draw the line.
2274
01:48:28,402 --> 01:48:30,035
- That's it.
2275
01:48:30,905 --> 01:48:32,104
You're a man now, maxi.
2276
01:48:32,840 --> 01:48:34,406
- It's Maximus.
2277
01:48:34,408 --> 01:48:35,407
- Say her name!
2278
01:48:35,409 --> 01:48:36,642
- Come with me.
2279
01:48:36,644 --> 01:48:37,843
- That was so live!
2280
01:48:37,845 --> 01:48:38,944
- Bye maxi.
2281
01:48:38,946 --> 01:48:39,946
- Maximus!
2282
01:48:41,281 --> 01:48:42,648
Woo!
2283
01:48:42,650 --> 01:48:44,116
Where are we going?
2284
01:48:47,088 --> 01:48:48,088
- Okay.
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