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[YOUNG PANDA LAUGHS]

.NARRATOR: The Dragon Warrior... No, wait

The Dragon Master faces an epic test .to his master status

!Pirates

They've stolen the sacred .Golden Peach

!Ka-pow

,Huzzah! It is I !the Dragon Master

?Wait, what

.No, I am the real Dragon Master

[SCREAMING]

!Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey [We can't all be Po![CRASHING

!Yeah, we can! Woo-hoo

?Seriously

!Guys, stop this

!Guys! You're ruining the story

I was Po first. And there can ?only be one Po at a time, okay

.That's just science

[BAO SCREAMING]

[WHIMPERS]

!Kick him in the tenders

!Grr

[ALL SCREAMING]

!Come on, guys Master Po will be in the village !any minute

We're running out of time [to find the... [GASPS

.rare Bing Lunghua Orchid

!GASPS] Oh! We found one]

When Po shows up ,for the Peach Blossom Banquet .I'm gonna give it to him

,In the old times when a Kung Fu student pledged their commitment

to Kung Fu, they present .a gift to a master

Hey, ding-dongs! It looks like .the shindig's about to kick off

We're never gonna make it down .in time

[CART CREAKS] ...FAN TONG: Um

...Are we, uh ?Are we sure this is safe

!Nope

[SCREAMS IN EXCITEMENT]

[ALL SCREAMING]

.I can't look. I can't look ...I can't look

.I just looked !I shouldn't have looked

[SCREAMING IN EXCITEMENT]

,LI: Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the annual .Peach Blossom Festival

[BORED CHEER]

We are honored that ...the Dragon Master Po [GIGGLES]

...My son

Is coming here to bless our village's beloved .Peach Statue

He has a very busy ,blessing schedule .so this is huge for our town

?Did I mention he's my son !And he's the Dragon Master!Woah

?Can we wrap this up

[LAUGHS] ,And he'll be here in our quiet ...sleepy, peaceful

[PANDAS SCREAMING]

!Giant peach! Coming through !Everybody out of the way

...Watch out! Get out

!Turn! Put your butts into it

[SLOWED DOWN SCREAMING]

!We gotta jump

!The Peach

[GASPS]

!GASPS] Woah] ?What the heck happened here

[PANDAS CRYING]

.I can't see

Master Po. I wish to become .your student

!Hold that thought. Nobody panic

The Dragon Master !is in the house

I won't let anything happen !to those dumplings

I have a feeling ...we're in deep

!They always do this [RINGING BELL]

!Oh, no

!They don't fit in

,Oh! Wait !help me lift this off! Oh

.PANDA: Folks. Folks ...Hey. You can't

.Everybody's mad at us Even Master Po thinks .we're screw-ups

You think all that angry yelling ?is about us

.sighs] Yeah, Bao] .I think it's about us

!Wow! That was some festival ?It was a total rager, huh [LAUGHS]

,Thanks for reminding us .Grandma

Aw, come on! I'm just having [a little fun at your expense.[GLASS BREAKS

[KISSES]

.Time for shut-eye, kiddos [KISSES]

I know it hasn't been easy for you two since your parents .have been gone

And everybody in town .sounds really mad at you

I imagine you're less popular .now than ever

Gosh, I'd hate !to be you right now. Oof

.Not your best pep talk, Grandma

?The good news .Everything is temporary

Folks forget things .pretty quickly

.'Night, kiddos [YAWNS]

[DOOR CLOSES]

We gotta do something to show .everyone how sorry we are

I got this. I'm gonna go down .there and charm everybody

Turn on that patented .Bao charisma

.Maybe pop my vest off Give 'em a little panda .eye candy

,Can you be serious for, like ?one second

.We really messed up this time We almost blew up .the whole town

,But, hey! On the bright side .everybody's talking about us ?Huh? Huh? Am I right

!Yaw

Wait. What if we went down and brought the Peach Statue ?back up to the village

?How ?I don't know. Roll it

We've gotta do something to show .everyone how sorry we are

?Right

.GROANS] Fine]

So how're we gettin' this bad boy all the way ?back to the village

.Great question

And the answer is a little .something called teamwork

,Because if we work together .there's nothing we can't do

[SCOFFS] Except for maybe pushing .a giant stone peach up a hill

...Okay. On three. One, two

.Wait

?"Is it "one, two, three, push ?"Or is it "one, two, push

Yep. I had .the same question, chief

?And should we warm up You know, like, get ...a good stretch in before we

?One, two, three, push! Okay .NERVOUSLY] Uh-huh]

!All right, let's do this

...One

!two, three, push

[ALL STRAINING]

[ALL SCREAMING]

[ALL PANTING]

.PANTING] Nu Hai, look]

.Yo, check out this place

.So baller-iffic

This place feels .a little haunted

BAO: Dude, this place looks !like a tomb

Oh! I can't wait to see .all those dead bodies

NU HAI: What do you think ?these statues are

The Temple" ".of the Four Constellations

...Blue Dragon. Red Phoenix"

".White Tiger. Black Tortoise"

,NU HAI: Okay until we know what this .is, nobody touch anything

?LAUGHS] Like what? Like this]

.You're so annoying

?Can I rub my butt on it? Huh ?Does that count as touching

?A little butt rubbin'

.Oh no, I can't control my butt

[ALL GASP]

!Whoops

!Holy underpants

[SQUEALS]

?Huh

[SCREAMING]

?What the heck was that

?Yeah, what the heck was that

...Those lights, and the statues

,And was there, like ,creepy singing going on ?or was that just in my head

...Yeah, those lights, and

...Fan Tong! Buddy

It would be super helpful if I was the only one .freaking out right now

Yeah. Guys, something supernatural definitely happened .in that cave

.Something scary

!We're gonna be famous, y'all [LAUGHS]

.Uh, Nu Hai? You're glowing

?GASPS] Huh]

[GASPING IN EXCITEMENT]

[LAUGHING]

!Hey. Hey

.Oh. My hand's glowing too

.Whoopee

?What's going on ?How should I know

[DOOR OPENS] [ALL GASP]

.I heard screaming

.It's all good, Grandma

,Yep. Nothing to see here .old-timer. Keep it moving

[CHI HUMS]

.Love ya

.It's dark. I'm old .My hips hate me. Go to sleep

[SIGH AND GASP]

!You two don't even live here !Go to your home

.I have failed you, Jade Tusk

Four Panda children found the ...temple before us and

!I am sorry

I am not the one who requires .the apology

?Where are they now

.JADE TUSK: In Panda Village

...Jade Tusk

.remove this one from my sight

.Permanently

!No. No, no, Master, please! No

Please allow me to correct .her grievous mistake

Surely the children must know .how to get back into the Temple

Then perhaps you .should ask them yourself

.And do ask nicely

Why are you kiddos so interested ?in the Four Constellations

.It's a long story

.Here we are

...One thousand years ago"

...The Four Constellations"

,Blue Dragon, Black Tortoise" ...White Tiger, and Red Phoenix

learned of a grave threat" ...to a sacred wellspring

Some say it was the source" .of all chi in the universe

And a Dark Master" had designs on harnessing ".that chi

But even with the Dark" ...Master gone

the Four Constellations" ...knew all that chi

was too tempting for those" ...with evil ambitions

So they hid the wellspring" in the last place ...anyone would look

in the hopes four worthy" ...Kung Fu masters

would answer the call" ".to greatness

Of course, nobody even knows if any of that ?actually happened. Hmm

?Kiddos? Kiddos

[ALL CHATTERING]

:NU HAI Chi powers! And then there .was this eye circle thing-y

!Hey, hey, hey

Let's all just calm down .and tell me what's up

.Enough jibber-jabber .Let's cut to the chase

You gotta teach us .Kung Fu, bubba

Master Po, the universe totally chose us

to be these, like, supernatural .Kung Fu masters

.And, okay, yeah Out loud that sounds .really weird

There was an ancient temple in a cave by the bottom .of the elevator

.It was real ...BAO: Master Po

I know they may not look ...like much

But surely you can .see the potential in me

.Oh, you gotta teach us

Listen, I used to have all kinds of fun with my imagination .when I was a kid

.GULPS] Yeah] ...I got so lonely as a kid

True story, my best friend .was a radish I drew a face on

.Don't tell anybody

.Please, Master Po .We need you to teach us

.Uh... Look, guys, I'd love to

But I kinda got a lot .on my plate

.I mean, like, literally I need to eat this .while it's still hot

.Hey, I'm sorry, kids I was only here to bless ...the Peach Statue, and

[LAUGHS BOISTEROUSLY]

!I get it !'Cause food goes on plates [LAUGHS]

.I gotta go

Got a lot of Dragon Master !responsibilities to get to...Wait! Master Po, no

Wait, we don't need .your autograph .We need your help

.You know what? Okay ?Should I sign something for you

,You know what .just send me a postcard

!Quick! Look over there

[CLAMORING]

.Dried salty plums

[PO GRUNTS]

...Master Oogway? But you're

.Wait a minute ?Is this the Spirit Realm

!Am I dead? Again

Aw, jeez, I didn't even hit my !head that hard

!So unfair

.You are not dead, Po

?I'm not

I brought you here because I needed .to speak to you

The universe has chosen you .to teach these children

.I seriously doubt that

.You haven't seen these kids .They're hopeless

[CHUCKLES] ?Sound like anyone we know? Hmm

.You mean, me? Oh, no .No, this is different

.They're just so undisciplined ...I mean

They don't know the first thing .about Kung Fu

Have you forgotten how hopeless and undisciplined

and devoid of any knowledge or talent you were ?when we found you

Yeah, but I had you .and Shifu teaching me

I'm nowhere near as great .as you guys are

.Exactly

You are something .so much better

.You are as great as you

,Whether you like it or not teaching these children .seems to be your destiny

Without your guidance ,and experience .those children are doomed

?Wait. What

?Master Oogway? Master

?Ready

.This better be good I was having .a really fun nightmare

Yeah! Why are we out here ?in the middle of the night

This is our last chance to convince Master Po

to teach us Kung Fu .before he leaves tomorrow

[ALL GASP]

[ALL WHIMPER]

!NU HAI: Yo, snaggletooth

,Soon as these goons let me go I'm gonna pop you .right in the mouth

,Little girl ,simply open the cave .and you may go

,Even if I knew how to .I wouldn't ...You wanna know why

.NERVOUSLY] Wow] .That's a... heck of a weapon

.We'd prefer not to hurt you .But we will

We really don't know !how to open it

[PO SCREAMING]

.Unhand those kids. Right now

...And step away slowly [YELPS]

Master Po, why didn't you ?just take the elevator

Oh. Yeah. I guess ?that would've been easier

.Get him

!Master Po needs our help

.There is no way that's true

!NU HAI: Yeaa

.Ow. Ow

[LAUGHING]

!Come on, let's go

[SCREAMING]

?Huh

[SCREAMING IN ANGER]

[SCREAMING IN FEAR]

!Oh, no! Oh, no

!GRUNTS] Hey]

[GASPS]

[NU HAI SCREAMS] [GASPS]

!Yeaa

[STRUGGLING]

[FAN TONG GASPS]

You kids need to get out !of here

!We're not leaving you

[BOTH GRUNTING]

.I'll be fine

...I'm the Dragon Ma [GRUNTS]

.JADE TUSK: Disappointing

I expected so much more from the one claiming .to be the Dragon Master

.Secure the panda

.He's coming with us

!NU HAI: Let him go

!Dude

!Aw, man ?How come I'm the Turtle

[ALL LAUGHING]

!BAO: Yeah

!Hey

...So, I guess I

.need to teach you some Kung Fu

!ALL: Yeah! Woo-hoo

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