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[ Crying ]

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You...

you left me there to die!

Min, I didn't...

Ugh! Huh?

Hey, if I wanted to leave, I could've!

What's that supposed to mean?

[ Sighs ]

Never mind.

Hey, sooo, I know that last car was, like,

all creepy and gross,

but you know what's not?

Casa de Kez!

Whoa! Really?

Yeah, it's, like, in the next car.

But, like, Kez, what's in it for me?

Well, Min and Ryan, I'll tell ya.

There are beds. There are sconces.

There are...

Um... okay, what else?

Beds, sconces...

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We're here!

My roommate's right over there.

This is my home. Isn't it nice?

[ Thunder rumbles and crashes ]

Uh...

Oh, man, you guys are gonna love Morgan.

Huh. This is new.

Gardeners mighta taken some creative liberties in,

like, uh, remodeling the front yard.

Man, will anything on this train ever be easy?

Don't sweat your pretty little brows,

I'll just, like, guide you from above.

Left!

Wait. Right! Right!

I meant right.

[ Grumbles ]

♪ Mega Maze, Mega Maze ♪

♪ In the mega maaaaze ♪

Ooh, that's nice.

But what if...

♪ In the mega-mega-mega mega maaaaze ♪

Ah.

Isn't that kinda the same melody as "My Dad's Van?"

Looks like somebody's been listening to my oeuvre.

[ Sighs ] My family got the promo cassette you sent,

if that's what you mean.

Yeah, "My Oeuvre."

Working title for my first album.

[ Sighs ] Man, you've already got an album.

Eh.

You've been on tour.

Everything's been so easy for you.

Oh, right. So easy.

I mean, it's true!

You do things.

Your life is fun.

Yeah, that's why I've been trying to get you

to join me in New York.

Because my solo career has been so successful.

Kez: Whoops! Other way!

Dude, I still live with my parents, and my job?

[Scoffs] I mean, you said it.

I'm up for assistant manager

at a Humpty Dumpty-themed restaurant.

And you were right. It's pathetic.

I didn't say that.

Yeah, but...

you meant it.

[ Grunts ]

Sorry! Uh... other other way!

And now I'm just gonna go to uni [grunts] and keep doing

whatever it is I'm supposed to do.

I couldn't get into uni if I tried.

You should be looking forward to it.

My parents are looking forward to it.

Yeah, 'cause they actually care about you.

Nobody cares about me unless I'm doing...

something.

Well, I don't know why I'm doing anything.

Kez!

Kez: Okay, that one's on you guys.

You're like, back at the last dead end.

[ Groans ]

I...

I thought when we played music in the bathroom,

you and I were like... you know.

But when you left me,

when you went through the door first,

it felt like the same thing you always do.

And I know I should trust you,

but the truth is, inside I don't.

I'm just so tired of faking it.

I definitely wasn't trying to, you know...

leave you.

[ Sniffles ] Ah! Ah!

Ahh.

Guess it wasn't the last car

that made us say all that stuff.

Yeah.

You guys being, like, way too hard on yourselves.

It'll be okay.

[ Rumbling ]

- Cactus Kez! - Butter Kez!

Good for nothing, eon-oscillating,

life-ruining Kez!

[ Squeals ]

[ Grunting and squealing ]

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[ Roars ]

D'awww!

I thought we were, like, done with those guys.

What's going on up there, Kez?

Nothin to worry about.

It's just all those weirdos who are, like,

super obsessed with me.

The only thing I'm obsessed with is justice, outlaw!

You disordered our orderly town

and skipped out on your sentencing.

You left us perpetually cycling through forms against our will!

Pig Toddler: You took Pig Toddler's butter!

Toddler?

[ Pulsing ]

Oh, yeah, and apparently this guy lost his job

as a bouncer because of you!

He is a single parent with a family of 14!

What's he supposed to do now, huh?

He's got mouths to feed!

Lucky for us, this gal's modified eon-doohickey

gave us a way to catch up with y'all faster

than the Bugs Fargo Wagon!

Ze butterfly's right!

Mmm! Buttery... fly?

We sped up my pint-sized piggly's evolution

so he could carry us on his bountiful,

beautiful big-boy back!

[ Sighs ] When you force it,

they really do grow up so fast.

Kez: Uh, now that everybody feels heard,

you can all probably go back home, right?

Yes ma'am. Right after.

we fry you! Ah!

- [ Screams ] - Come back here, Kez!

Kez: Hey, corpses! Run before you become, like..

- Come on, Kez! - ...actual corpses!

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[ Gasping ]

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Hmm. [ Laughs ]

Uh... mm.

Ah!

[ Breathing heavily ]

All this light jogging makes Pig Toddler famished.

Mm. Patience, my hungry, hungry hoggler.

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Hmm.

You two wanna be a pile of protozoa or a bag o' bones?

Maybe one of each?

Uh...

- Ooh. - Aah!

Ah!

Come back here, Kez!

Get on over here!

Huh?

[ Both breathing heavily ]

- [ Crying ] - Aw! Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.

Oh, who's a pretty baby?

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Why are you even wearing a parka still?!

Because I still plan on meeting the others

for our annual ski trip!

Ah!

Ooh.

[ Crying ]

[ Wailing ]

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[ Breathing heavily ]

Huh?

[ Laughing ]

[ Grunting ]

The end of the maze!

Hey! What...

♪

Do you think...?

[ Water trickling ]

We're the band.

[ Buttons beeping ]

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[ Ding! ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Chuckles and hums ]

[ Both breathing heavily ]

[ Whirs ]

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Ah!

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What about Kez?!

Wahhhhhhhhhhhh!

Ahhh! Curse the perpetual blur of my compound eyes,

or I'd have ya by now!

Buttery... fly?

I'll never stop, Cactus!

No matter where you go, where you hide,

the long gavel of the law will come down

to squash you like a... oh!

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- Come on, Kez! - Hurry, Kez!

- You're gonna make it! - Go! We got it!

- Come on! - We got it! Hurry!

Come on! Come on!

Gah!

Ugh. Ugh.

Min, uh, Ryan?

I'd like to introduce you to my roommate, Morgan.

Uh...

where is he?

[ Rumbling ]

Morgan: Kez!

You really shouldn't have come back here.

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