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Ryan, don't move.

Maybe it'll ignore us.

Or...

make yourself as big as possible!

Show it you're the bigger...

Aah!

...threat?

One: This is a train-wide announcement.

Your belongings are yours again.

Um...

That's all.

Huh?

Aah!

Amelia: See? That's a good thing!

Now they'll be able to individuate and...

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Aah!

♪

[ Electricity crackles ]

Ah! [ Groans ]

What'd I miss?

Ooh, neat. She left presents this time.

Kez! What was that?

Yeah, you were, like, frozen and...

Ehh, it happens sometimes.

But thanks for lookin' out, Ry-Guy.

[ Clicks tongue ]

Eh.

[ Gasps ]

My baby! Mwah! Mwah!

Mm!

Oh, nice.

Didn't know you were, like, a dad.

But I can see it now.

Wha... No need to be grabby...

Whoa! You brought your mini-synth?

Oh, I just...

I play with it on my breaks at Dumpty's sometimes.

It's just a toy.

Party time, corpses.

[ Crowd cheering ]

♪

[ Record scratches, music stops ]

[ Cheering stops ]

All: Kez!

'Sup, guys!

People like Kez?

Guess so?

I brought a band to play the party.

[ All cheering ]

Uh... don't...

Medium friends,

meet best friends...

Paco, Brando,

Spiceman, Beehive, and Driveway,

AKA Zoobee.

Hey.

- Hey! - Kez!

I'm Spiceman!

That's Beehive.

I mean, isn't it soooo obvious?

Yeah, no, I can't believe I did that.

It's, like, obviously obvious.

So where's Morgan, Kez?

Couldn't make it this time, huh?

[ Laughter ]

Uh...

Anyway, uh...

these two are Chicken Choice Judy.

We're the band.

Now we're talking about chicken!

[ Laughs ] [ Bawks ]

[ Laughter ]

You're so right, Paco.

We are always talkin' about chicken.

So, which one of you's the band's bad boy?

Me! Oh, I don't think either...

Checks out.

Uh, well, we haven't played in a bit.

A long time, actually...

Ha, yeah, maybe this time you can actually play with me.

I'm not the only one who needs to get to zero.

So, uh, Kez forgot to ask. [ Chuckles ]

You need anything special for your set?

Just permission to shred with my main man

Min and his mini-synth!

[ Imitates guitar ] [ Chuckles nervously ]

Permission a-granted, brother.

Kez, show 'em the green room.

Yeah, uh...

I know where that is.

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[ Light buzzing ]

There was a bathroom to change in this whole time?!

No, no, no, no, this is, like, the green room... probably.

[ Laughter ]

Kez this is so not the green room...

probably! See?

Told ya she'd get it wrong.

She took 'em to the toilet!

[ Chuckles ] Yeah, what was I thinking?

I was so wrong.

That's so funny.

Anyway guys, the actual green room's under the stage...

probably!

[ Laughter ] Probably.

Come on.

Well, this is...

literal.

[ Guitar notes play ]

Min, anywhere you put it is good.

Yeah, it's just been a while.

[ Guitar notes play ]

[ Mini-synth joins in ]

♪

Wait. That isn't...

♪ I'm gonna dress my dog in a toque ♪

Both: ♪ I'm gonna dress my cat in a toque! ♪

♪ I'm gonna dress my dog in a toque ♪

[ Both laugh ]

I like that extra flavor you added.

You just come up with that? Mm-hmm.

Dude, you are, like, so good.

Let's run with something like that onstage.

[ Laughs ] We can't play that out there!

Why not?

We made it up when we were, like, 6.

If we're gonna impress them... Impress who?

The talking beehive you'll never see again?

Dude, relax.

The pressure couldn't be more off.

Hey, so, like, no pressure but the pressure is on!

Everybody's, like, pretty antsy for you to start.

Now? We barely practiced!

Hmm, okay.

Uh, how much more time do you need?

Like, five seconds?

10? What?

You know what?

I'm actually feeling pretty ready.

It's just one song.

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[ Both chuckle ]

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[ Jingling ]

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Huh...

So, like, if you're ready to rock even a little,

put 'em together for

Chicken Choice Judy!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Thank you!

[ Riff plays ]

I'm Ryan, and this here's Min!

Min?

♪

Wow.

There you have it.

Short and sweet.

Weren't they great?

[ Bees buzzing ]

[ Crowd booing ]

Oof, that is one rowdy crowdy.

Ugh. Min!

We're leaving! Come on, Kez.

[ Booing continues ]

[ Grunting ]

Yeah, so here's the thing.

That door doesn't open unless the party's, like, a success.

Uh, so...

[ Booing continues ]

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Okay, so, uh, like, we're gonna have a brief

and immediate intermission.

Um, so passengers, right?

Always, like, talking about their numbers.

Min? You in there?

Just leave me alone.

Oh, like you just left me alone?

On stage? Again?

[ Sighs ] Sorry.

Sorry I left you out there.

Hmm?

[ Sighs ]

[ Water dripping ]

I...

I wasn't ready.

[ Sighs ]

So, uh...

why'd you choose to sit in the grossest room at the party?

I don't know.

Kinda feels like home, I guess.

Everything's so different here.

Sure, but it's not all bad.

We just got booed off stage and might be stuck

on some giant magical train forever.

I'd say it can't get much worse.

Yeah, but what if your shirt didn't fit?

What? That'd be worse, right?

[ Laughs ] You still have that?

Never... done a show...

without it.

Shrunk in the wash.

[ Both laugh ]

If I can wear this tiny shirt, we can get out of this car.

And you can be in the band!

Ryan...

what's the end goal here?

Even if we get out of this car.

Even if we get off this train.

Even if we become, like, the best musicians in the world...

you and me?

We're just two Asian guys from BC

in a band called Chicken Choice Judy.

Can you think of anybody doing

what we wanna do who look like us?

YMO?

"Behind the Mask" is fantastic.

"Behind the Mask" gets all the credit,

but the whole album is fantastic.

It is criminally overlooked.

I think we just got to do it.

No, seriously, the best is, like, yet to come!

[ Muffled music playing ]

See? It's, like, a super exclusive private concert.

Guys! The show's back on!

Don't sweat it, Kez.

It's so okay.

- Hey. - [ Bawks ]

Yeah, we never get our hopes up with you.

We can always count on you to fail.

- It's kinda funny. - Whoa, whoa.

- Works every time. - I don't mean to laugh.

But... But I wasn't!

I wa-I wasn't...

I wasn't trying to be funny.

[ Sighs ]

Hey, so...

everyone left.

I'll, like, be out here whenever you're done.

Wouldn't wanna mess up your...

[ Guitar, mini-synth playing ]

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Mm.

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[ Music stops ]

[ Music resumes ]

[ Muffled music plays ]

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