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[ Rattling ]

[ Whooshing ]

[ Door closes ]

[ Splashing ]

[ Explosion ]

[ Humming ]

Huh? Hmm!

Huh? [ Groans ]

Huh?

[ Wind blowing ]

Aaaaaaah!

Aaah!

All: [ Echoing ] Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Oh, whoa.

It is, like, way too early for all this yelling.

Aaaaah! It's talking! Aaaaah! Where are we?

What are you?! What were you doing to us?

Come near us again and I'll throw my...

I'll throw my...

giant metal boot at you?

These aren't mine. Where are my runners?

Pretty rad boots, though.

[ Grunting ] Uh, yeah.

Uh, those don't come off.

Not rad!

What are we wearing?

Where's my guitar? Aah!

What is this?! I have it, too!

Did you do this?

Ugh. No!

I thought you were, like, dead.

I was trying to see if your breath would, like,

fog up my face or whatever.

I'm Kez.

[ Wind blowing ]

I'm Min-Gi. This is Ryan.

The last thing I remember is getting on a train

and then getting on...

a... second... train?

Yes! And then a bright light!

And now waking up here!

Where are we? Wow.

So, you're, like, brand-brand-new.

Cool.

I've never done the whole, like, explanation thing before.

Okay. Okay, so, you know how in life,

you make, like, choices?

I guess.

But there were other choices you could have made, too?

And that woulda been, like, different?

Uh... sure.

So, it's basically that.

What? Is this why you don't usually do the explanation?

Okay, so, like, where are you from?

Powell Lake. Both of you?

Huh. Okay.

Well, anyway, you're not in Powell Lake.

Canada? No! This isn't Powell Lake Canada.

America?

Guys, guys, no!

This isn't Powell Lake Canada America.

Why does your house have such a long name?

That's not the name of our house.

Apartment, whatever.

Okay. [ Scoffs ] So, it's like...

Okay, so, you're in, like, a secret pocket

that opened up in your world, and you, like, climbed inside

and it's, like, in the pocket.

"Whoa! Here are some keys! Here's some lint!

And here's, like, an iceberg or whatever."

How?

I dunno! What am I, a pocket scientist?!

Oh, right. Okay, we just met.

So, like, for the record, I'm not a pocket scientist.

Get back here, Kez! You won't get away that easy!

Oh, right. I was being chased.

You forgot you were being chased?!

Well, I got distracted by you two corpses.

We're gonna make a raft, and when we're done with you,

you'll be nothing but particles!

Your little passenger friends, too!

Oooooh, you guys are in trouble.

We're all in trouble!

Right. Okay.

So, they're, like, probably mad

the car isn't, like, warm anymore.

This was a warm iceberg?

Nah, man, that's a different car.

Come here.

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So, this thing that was next to the exit door...

I thought it was a vending machine.

Tsk. I wanted some gum. You can chew gum?

I guess I'll never know now, will I?

Uh, how does it work?

I dunno. I tried to use it,

and it just got, like, super cold.

Like, everywhere.

And then those fish were, like, pretty mad.

Ah! Whoa, dude! This is crazy!

How do we even get home?

I'm supposed to start uni in September.

Wow. Huge tragedy.

What? Nothing.

Nothing! [ Scoffs ]

Fine. What?!

Whatever. Let's just figure this thermostat out

before those Parka Fish get here.

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Aaah! Too warm!

[ All shriek ]

Cool.

[ Bubble! Bubble! Pop! ]

Aah! Dang.

Let me try. What, like you'll know how to use a magic thermostat

better than me?

Huh?

[ Shrieking ]

[ Munching ]

What?!

[ Grunting ]

Huh?

[ Grunting ]

What are you doing?!

[ Gasps ]

Ryan! This isn't a thermostat!

It's an era... stat or something.

It's changing the geological eras!

Like we're watching them go through evolution!

What are you, a dial scientist?

Oh, dang! This whole time,

I thought you guys knew each other. We do.

But he doesn't know what you do for a living?

Kinda weird!

Aaah!

[ Growls ]

Aah!

[ Both breathing heavily ]

[ Both grunt ]

[ Both breathing heavily ]

Uhh...

Hah!

Aah!

[ Gasps ]

Wha?

Aah!

[ Both breathing heavily ]

Aaah!

Oh, you think it's funny to scramble our DNA?!

This will be nothing compared to what you will suffer

when we catch you!

Your atoms will go nuclear!

Your cells will implode!

Okay, you're right. It's an era-stat!

Gimme! Hey!

[ Wind blowing ]

Ah, too far in the future!

You're the one who changed it this time!

I wasn't accusing you! I was just saying!

Together: We are the One True Thought.

We know all.

You have angered the One True Thought

and must be eliminated.

Whoa. They know all.

Hey, One True Thought, can I chew gum?

Yes.

Oh! What flavor should I try first?

Grape.

Oh. Um...

You know what? I'm good.

Aah! Aah!

Aah!

[ Both breathing heavily ]

What do we do?! We've tried everything!

Too far left, and they're rocks! Too far right, and they're eyes!

G-Give it to me! Stop acting like you know more than me!

Stop acting like a child!

[ Both grunting ]

[ Blub! ]

Huh?

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Kez: Oh, yeah!

This is what it looked like before!

The dial thingy was in that.

The blue went into the past,

and the red went into the future.

Heh. [ Grunts, sighs ]

You three are unbelievable!

We fixed it!

We didn't know, and, in Kez's defense,

it does look like a vending machine.

If you didn't start in the Ice Age,

why have you been wearing parkas this whole time?

We were about to leave for a ski trip,

not that it's any of your business!

We've got a different trip in mind now, though.

One where we come over there,

re-program the Eon Oscillator to control your evolution,

and send you back to the darkness of time!

[ All growl ]

Okay, door, door, door, door!

[ Both breathing heavily ]

Alright, Kez! Come here Kez!

Uh, so, sorry about this and all,

but, like, can't have you chasing us, so...

Kez! No!

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Oh, come on!

Wow. That was...

[ Chuckling ] I mean, man.

Right?

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[ Wind blowing ]

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What? We're still on a train?!

Uh, yeah. Remember? I explained that.

No! You just said we're "in a pocket"!

That was it! "In a pocket."

Oh. Well, you're in a pocket,

and you got here by, like, getting on the train.

And you have to learn lessons and stuff,

and get your number down to zero.

Otherwise, the train won't let you off.

Lessons? Yeah, 'cause you were, like, screwing up your lives and junk.

Never heard of two people getting on

at the same time, though. That's wild.

Same number, too. Wild.

You bought the tickets.

Dude, for the normal train!

I didn't go to the metro station

and say, "Hi! Two tickets on the Wormhole Judgment Line."

Well, I definitely didn't have anything to do with this.

I was having a totally normal night at Dumpty's when...

You working at a Humpty Dumpty-themed restaurant

is anything but normal.

Wow. And you guys are mortal enemies, too?

What are the odds?

What?! We're not enemies.

Ryan is my best friend. Yeah.

Could two enemies have figured out that dial thing together?

Well, I mean, yeah,

'cause you didn't figure it out so much as, like, fight over it

until it randomly fell into place.

We weren't fighting.

Yeah. We were just...

I don't know. We were just talking.

Totally. It's just that...

you don't really know us.

Yeah. We're fine.

We're great.

Okay. You know what?

Let's not stress about dials or trains

or numbers or anything.

Let me just take you back to my place, and we can chill.

[ Both groan ]

Cool, cool.

You'll meet my roommate, Morgan.

It'll be great. Good.

This is good!

Cause', like honestly, in my opinion,

sometimes numbers are a part of the problem,

not the solution, you know?

Yeah, you get it. Okay, come on.

How far is your place, anyway?

Eh, just a couple dozen cars back.

Does that mean there are more cars

with more people out to get us?

Ah, nah!

Most people are super chill.

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[ Guns cock ]

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Aah!

Well, if it ain't our ol' friend

Cactus Kez.

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