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AH! 5 00:00:19,500 --> 00:00:21,540 WE CAN SEE THE WHOLE WATER PARK. 6 00:00:21,583 --> 00:00:23,423 AND DOWN WE GO. 7 00:00:23,458 --> 00:00:26,038 all: AHH! 8 00:00:26,083 --> 00:00:29,543 - SHARP RIGHT TURN. 9 00:00:26,083 --> 00:00:29,543 all: AHH! 10 00:00:29,583 --> 00:00:31,043 - HARD BANK LEFT. 11 00:00:31,083 --> 00:00:33,083 all: AHH! 12 00:00:33,125 --> 00:00:37,285 - HERE COMES THE CAMERAS! 13 00:00:33,125 --> 00:00:37,285 EYES OPEN! 14 00:00:37,333 --> 00:00:40,463 - HOW DID WE DO? 15 00:00:40,500 --> 00:00:42,790 - HOW'D WE DO? 16 00:00:40,500 --> 00:00:42,790 HOW'D WE DO? 17 00:00:42,834 --> 00:00:47,004 WE HAVE EIGHT EYES, 18 00:00:42,834 --> 00:00:47,004 AND SEVEN OF THEM ARE CLOSED. 19 00:00:47,041 --> 00:00:49,831 WELL, COME ON. 20 00:00:47,041 --> 00:00:49,831 LET'S PRACTICE AGAIN. 21 00:00:49,875 --> 00:00:52,705 WE'RE FINALLY TALL ENOUGH TO 22 00:00:49,875 --> 00:00:52,705 RIDE THE RED BOMBER LOG FLUME, 23 00:00:52,750 --> 00:00:54,460 AND WE NEED A GREAT PICTURE 24 00:00:52,750 --> 00:00:54,460 TO PROVE IT. 25 00:00:54,500 --> 00:00:55,830 - I WASN'T SCARED. 26 00:00:55,875 --> 00:00:57,205 - NOBODY SAID YOU WERE SCARED. 27 00:00:57,250 --> 00:00:58,750 - YOU'RE THE ONE 28 00:00:57,250 --> 00:00:58,750 WHO LOOKS SCARED. 29 00:00:58,792 --> 00:01:00,712 YOU'RE WHITE AS A GHOST. 30 00:01:00,750 --> 00:01:02,380 - I JUST NEED A TAN. 31 00:01:00,750 --> 00:01:02,380 I'M NOT SCARED. 32 00:01:02,417 --> 00:01:06,377 - STOP SAYING I'M SCARED. 33 00:01:02,417 --> 00:01:06,377 I AM NOT SCARED. 34 00:01:06,417 --> 00:01:07,537 - IS MY HAIR THINNING? 35 00:01:07,583 --> 00:01:09,833 NOW I'M SCARED. 36 00:01:09,875 --> 00:01:13,575 I DON'T WANT TO END UP 37 00:01:09,875 --> 00:01:13,575 LOOKING LIKE--OH, HEY DAD. 38 00:01:13,625 --> 00:01:17,205 - OH, 39 00:01:13,625 --> 00:01:17,205 SMELLS LIKE A WHALE'S BLOWHOLE. 40 00:01:17,250 --> 00:01:19,420 DID YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH TODAY? 41 00:01:19,458 --> 00:01:23,378 HAVE ANY OF YOU 42 00:01:19,458 --> 00:01:23,378 BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY? 43 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:24,627 ALL RIGHT, MOUTH CHECK. 44 00:01:24,667 --> 00:01:26,327 LET'S GO. 45 00:01:30,792 --> 00:01:32,332 OH. 46 00:01:32,375 --> 00:01:35,665 OH, WHY DID I ASK FOR THAT? 47 00:01:35,709 --> 00:01:37,419 I AM SO TIRED 48 00:01:35,709 --> 00:01:37,419 OF HAVING TO TELL YOU KIDS 49 00:01:37,458 --> 00:01:38,748 TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH EVERY DAY. 50 00:01:38,792 --> 00:01:41,132 - THEN TAKE A DAY OFF, MY MAN. 51 00:01:41,166 --> 00:01:43,496 YOU DESERVE IT. 52 00:01:43,542 --> 00:01:45,132 - AND IT'S NOT JUST YOUR TEETH. 53 00:01:45,166 --> 00:01:47,286 EVERY DAY YOUR MOM AND I HAVE 54 00:01:45,166 --> 00:01:47,286 TO REMIND YOU TO MAKE YOUR BEDS, 55 00:01:47,333 --> 00:01:49,083 AND FLUSH THE TOILET, 56 00:01:49,125 --> 00:01:50,575 AND PICK UP YOUR SOCCER BALL. 57 00:01:50,625 --> 00:01:52,125 PICK UP YOUR BOOKS, 58 00:01:52,166 --> 00:01:54,036 PICK UP YOUR SHOES, OR PUT 59 00:01:52,166 --> 00:01:54,036 YOUR DIRTY DISHES IN THE SINK. 60 00:01:54,083 --> 00:01:56,963 - WE ALWAYS REMEMBER TO DO 61 00:01:54,083 --> 00:01:56,963 THOSE THINGS. 62 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:02,540 - GOOD MORNING EVERY--AHH! 63 00:02:02,583 --> 00:02:03,583 DICKY! 64 00:02:03,625 --> 00:02:05,245 YOU LEFT YOUR SHOES 65 00:02:03,625 --> 00:02:05,245 ON THE STAIRS! 66 00:02:05,291 --> 00:02:08,331 OW! RICKY, YOUR BOOK! 67 00:02:08,375 --> 00:02:09,285 DAWN! 68 00:02:15,709 --> 00:02:17,999 all: IT WASN'T ME! 69 00:02:18,041 --> 00:02:19,751 - REALLY? 70 00:02:19,792 --> 00:02:22,292 THIS ISN'T YOUR SPECIAL 71 00:02:19,792 --> 00:02:22,292 NICKY SPOON? 72 00:02:22,333 --> 00:02:23,463 - WELL, WE USED TO BE CLOSE, 73 00:02:23,500 --> 00:02:26,290 BUT I WOULDN'T CALL HER SPECIAL. 74 00:02:26,333 --> 00:02:28,423 - SEE, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS 75 00:02:26,333 --> 00:02:28,423 WHEN YOU DON'T DO 76 00:02:28,458 --> 00:02:30,078 WHAT WE TELL YOU TO DO. 77 00:02:30,125 --> 00:02:32,915 - YEAH, AND WHAT'S 78 00:02:30,125 --> 00:02:32,915 MORE FRUSTRATING THAN ALL THIS, 79 00:02:32,959 --> 00:02:36,129 IS THAT YOU KIDS NEVER TAKE 80 00:02:32,959 --> 00:02:36,129 RESPONSIBILITY FOR ALL THIS. 81 00:02:36,166 --> 00:02:37,996 - YEAH, THERE'S TOO MUCH 82 00:02:36,166 --> 00:02:37,996 "IT WASN'T ME," 83 00:02:38,041 --> 00:02:39,001 GOING ON AROUND HERE, 84 00:02:39,041 --> 00:02:40,461 AND THAT STOPS RIGHT NOW. 85 00:02:40,500 --> 00:02:42,790 - IF THE FOUR OF YOU 86 00:02:40,500 --> 00:02:42,790 DON'T SHAPE UP, 87 00:02:42,834 --> 00:02:44,464 WE'RE NOT GOING 88 00:02:42,834 --> 00:02:44,464 TO THE WATER PARK THIS WEEKEND. 89 00:02:44,500 --> 00:02:48,790 all: NO! 90 00:02:48,834 --> 00:02:51,794 [upbeat music] 91 00:02:51,834 --> 00:02:56,464 ♪ ♪ 92 00:02:56,500 --> 00:02:58,500 - [whistling melody] 93 00:02:58,542 --> 00:03:02,422 ♪ ♪ 94 00:03:02,458 --> 00:03:04,378 [rhythmic clapping] 95 00:03:02,458 --> 00:03:04,378 - ♪ ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR! ♪ 96 00:03:04,417 --> 00:03:06,497 - [whistling melody] 97 00:03:06,542 --> 00:03:12,042 ♪ ♪ 98 00:03:12,083 --> 00:03:14,503 - ♪ NA, NA, NA, NA, NA-NA ♪ 99 00:03:14,542 --> 00:03:16,132 ♪ NA, NA, NA, NA, 100 00:03:14,542 --> 00:03:16,132 NA-NA ♪ 101 00:03:16,166 --> 00:03:18,456 - ♪ ONE, TWO ♪ 102 00:03:16,166 --> 00:03:18,456 - ♪ NA, NA, NA ♪ 103 00:03:18,500 --> 00:03:19,670 - ♪ ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR! ♪ 104 00:03:24,583 --> 00:03:27,293 - [whistling] 105 00:03:27,333 --> 00:03:29,333 AHH! 106 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:30,165 WHAT'RE YOU DOING? 107 00:03:30,208 --> 00:03:31,788 - I'M JUST PUTTING MY DISHES 108 00:03:31,834 --> 00:03:34,004 IN THE SINK 109 00:03:31,834 --> 00:03:34,004 LIKE THE RESPONSIBLE GUY I AM. 110 00:03:34,041 --> 00:03:37,081 - THANKS, BUDDY. 111 00:03:34,041 --> 00:03:37,081 WOW! 112 00:03:37,125 --> 00:03:39,075 AHH! 113 00:03:39,125 --> 00:03:40,785 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 114 00:03:40,834 --> 00:03:43,334 - LOOKS LIKE I LEFT MY SHOES 115 00:03:40,834 --> 00:03:43,334 ON THE FLOOR AGAIN. 116 00:03:43,375 --> 00:03:44,745 SILLY ME. 117 00:03:44,792 --> 00:03:47,712 I'LL JUST PUT THEM AWAY 118 00:03:44,792 --> 00:03:47,712 LIKE THE RESPONSIBLE GUY I AM. 119 00:03:47,750 --> 00:03:49,880 - THAT I WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR. 120 00:03:49,917 --> 00:03:52,627 IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU GUYS 121 00:03:49,917 --> 00:03:52,627 TAKING SOME RESPONSIBILITY. 122 00:03:52,667 --> 00:03:54,787 I DEFINITELY SEE A WATER PARK 123 00:03:52,667 --> 00:03:54,787 IN YOUR FUTURE. 124 00:03:54,834 --> 00:03:58,384 NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, 125 00:03:54,834 --> 00:03:58,384 IT'S SMOOTHIE TIME. 126 00:03:58,417 --> 00:04:01,667 - OH, THAT LOOKS GOOD. 127 00:03:58,417 --> 00:04:01,667 CAN I HAVE SOME? 128 00:04:01,709 --> 00:04:03,709 - OH NO, NO, NO, NO. SORRY PAL. 129 00:04:03,750 --> 00:04:07,540 THIS SMOOTHIE IS OFF-LIMITS. 130 00:04:03,750 --> 00:04:07,540 IT'S AN ALL-NATURAL RECIPE TO 131 00:04:03,750 --> 00:04:07,540 PROMOTE HAIR GROWTH. 132 00:04:07,583 --> 00:04:10,133 YOU MAY NOT HAVE NOTICED, 133 00:04:07,583 --> 00:04:10,133 BUT I'M A LITTLE THIN UP TOP. 134 00:04:11,375 --> 00:04:13,375 - NOPE. 135 00:04:11,375 --> 00:04:13,375 - I DON'T SEE IT. 136 00:04:17,166 --> 00:04:19,786 - OH! YOU GUYS SURE 137 00:04:17,166 --> 00:04:19,786 YOU CAN HANDLE ALL THAT? 138 00:04:19,834 --> 00:04:21,634 - NO PROBLEM. 139 00:04:19,834 --> 00:04:21,634 - WE'RE GOOD. 140 00:04:21,667 --> 00:04:23,997 - THANKS, KIDS. 141 00:04:24,041 --> 00:04:26,171 - ALWAYS HAPPY TO 142 00:04:24,041 --> 00:04:26,171 TAKE RESPONSIBILITY, MOM. 143 00:04:26,208 --> 00:04:29,248 LIKE THE RESPONSIBLE KIDS 144 00:04:26,208 --> 00:04:29,248 WE ARE. 145 00:04:29,291 --> 00:04:32,921 - WE SHOULD GO TO THE WATER PARK 146 00:04:29,291 --> 00:04:32,921 EVERY WEEKEND. 147 00:04:29,291 --> 00:04:32,921 - I KNOW. 148 00:04:32,959 --> 00:04:34,999 KIDS ARE SO EASILY EXCITED 149 00:04:32,959 --> 00:04:34,999 BY THE SILLIEST THINGS. 150 00:04:35,041 --> 00:04:38,081 OOH! NEON PISTACHI-GLO 151 00:04:35,041 --> 00:04:38,081 ICE CREAM! 152 00:04:38,125 --> 00:04:41,285 [gasps] 153 00:04:38,125 --> 00:04:41,285 all: OOH. 154 00:04:41,333 --> 00:04:43,213 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 155 00:04:41,333 --> 00:04:43,213 HEY, HEY, HEY. 156 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:44,920 EVERY TIME I BUY THIS ICE CREAM, 157 00:04:44,959 --> 00:04:46,999 YOU GUYS SUCK IT DOWN 158 00:04:44,959 --> 00:04:46,999 BEFORE I CAN EVEN GET A BITE. 159 00:04:47,041 --> 00:04:48,541 UNTIL THIS CARTON IS EMPTY, 160 00:04:48,583 --> 00:04:53,003 ALL OF YOU PRETEND YOU'RE 161 00:04:48,583 --> 00:04:53,003 LACTOSE INTOLERANT, LIKE DICKY. 162 00:04:53,041 --> 00:04:54,881 - I'M WHAT? 163 00:04:54,917 --> 00:04:56,327 AHH! 164 00:04:56,375 --> 00:04:58,165 IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW. 165 00:05:04,333 --> 00:05:06,883 - SHE DID IT! 166 00:05:04,333 --> 00:05:06,883 - HE DID IT! 167 00:05:07,750 --> 00:05:09,330 both: I MEAN, WE DID IT! 168 00:05:16,041 --> 00:05:17,501 - TWELVE HOURS FROM NOW, ANNE, 169 00:05:17,542 --> 00:05:19,832 I'LL BE AT THE WORLD WATER 170 00:05:17,542 --> 00:05:19,832 SLIDING CHAMPIONSHIP, 171 00:05:19,875 --> 00:05:22,125 ROCKETING MY WAY TO VICTORY. 172 00:05:22,166 --> 00:05:24,166 ANKLES LOCKED, ARMS CROSSED, 173 00:05:24,208 --> 00:05:25,998 ABOUT TO BREAK 174 00:05:24,208 --> 00:05:25,998 THE WATERSLIDE SPEED RECORD 175 00:05:26,041 --> 00:05:29,291 CURRENTLY HELD 176 00:05:26,041 --> 00:05:29,291 BY HENRY WONG, AGE NINE. 177 00:05:29,333 --> 00:05:32,543 - IS THAT WHY YOU PACKED 178 00:05:29,333 --> 00:05:32,543 A MASON JAR OF BACON GREASE? 179 00:05:32,583 --> 00:05:34,883 SO YOU'LL SLIDE FASTER? 180 00:05:34,917 --> 00:05:36,957 - [stammering and shushing] 181 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,290 TECHNICALLY, 182 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,290 IT'S AGAINST THE RULES. YOU 183 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,290 NEVER SAW THIS. 184 00:05:39,333 --> 00:05:41,423 - THE KID'S NINE, TOM. 185 00:05:41,458 --> 00:05:42,748 - HE'S GREASING TOO, ANNE! 186 00:05:42,792 --> 00:05:45,582 SLIDING USED TO BE PURE, 187 00:05:42,792 --> 00:05:45,582 BUT THE GAME'S CHANGED. 188 00:05:45,625 --> 00:05:47,205 YOU GOT TO CHANGE WITH IT. 189 00:05:47,250 --> 00:05:49,630 LOOK AT THIS KID. 190 00:05:49,667 --> 00:05:51,627 HE LOSES NO SPEED IN THE TURNS. 191 00:05:51,667 --> 00:05:54,207 HE'S ONE SLIPPERY SHRIMP. 192 00:05:51,667 --> 00:05:54,207 - [gasps] 193 00:05:54,250 --> 00:05:55,790 YOU KNOW WHAT I SEE? 194 00:05:55,834 --> 00:05:58,674 SOMEONE'S DENTED THE CORNER 195 00:05:55,834 --> 00:05:58,674 OF OUR NEW TABLET. 196 00:05:58,709 --> 00:06:00,079 - FOCUS ON WHAT'S IMPORTANT. 197 00:06:00,125 --> 00:06:02,165 WE'LL BE ABLE TO BUY 198 00:06:00,125 --> 00:06:02,165 ALL THE TABLETS IN THE WORLD 199 00:06:02,208 --> 00:06:04,248 ONCE I BREAK THIS RECORD. 200 00:06:02,208 --> 00:06:04,248 - IS THERE PRIZE MONEY? 201 00:06:04,291 --> 00:06:06,291 - NO, BUT THERE'S AN OUTLET MALL 202 00:06:04,291 --> 00:06:06,291 RIGHT NEXT TO THE PARK. 203 00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:09,083 - HAVE YOU SEEN 204 00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:09,083 MY SPRAY BRONZER? 205 00:06:09,125 --> 00:06:10,785 - NO, BUT GOOD IDEA. 206 00:06:10,834 --> 00:06:12,714 THE BRONZER'LL MASK 207 00:06:10,834 --> 00:06:12,714 THE BACON SMELL. 208 00:06:12,750 --> 00:06:14,880 NOW YOU'RE THINKING 209 00:06:12,750 --> 00:06:14,880 LIKE A GREASER. 210 00:06:14,917 --> 00:06:16,747 - IT'S FOR ME. 211 00:06:16,792 --> 00:06:18,252 IF YOU'RE GONNA 212 00:06:16,792 --> 00:06:18,252 TAKE ME TO A WATER PARK, 213 00:06:18,291 --> 00:06:21,331 I'D RATHER NOT LOOK 214 00:06:18,291 --> 00:06:21,331 LIKE FROSTY THE SNOW MOM. 215 00:06:21,375 --> 00:06:22,165 - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 216 00:06:22,208 --> 00:06:24,208 THIS COULD HELP. 217 00:06:24,250 --> 00:06:26,670 THE GLARE COMING OFF YOUR PASTY 218 00:06:24,250 --> 00:06:26,670 BODY MIGHT DISTRACT HENRY WONG 219 00:06:26,709 --> 00:06:29,169 AND HIS COUSIN. 220 00:06:29,208 --> 00:06:32,168 THAT'S RIGHT, 221 00:06:29,208 --> 00:06:32,168 THERE'S TWO OF THEM, ANNE. 222 00:06:32,208 --> 00:06:34,458 - TOM, I CAN'T LET YOU DO THIS. 223 00:06:34,500 --> 00:06:36,080 - NO, NO, NO, NO. 224 00:06:36,125 --> 00:06:37,665 - TWO WONGS DOESN'T 225 00:06:36,125 --> 00:06:37,665 MAKE IT RIGHT. 226 00:06:37,709 --> 00:06:39,919 - STOP IT! 227 00:06:42,458 --> 00:06:46,498 - HURRY UP! I WANT TO BEAT 228 00:06:42,458 --> 00:06:46,498 THE TRAFFIC TO THE WATER PARK. 229 00:06:42,458 --> 00:06:46,498 - OKAY, LET ME JUST 230 00:06:42,458 --> 00:06:46,498 GET THE COOLER FROM THE FRIDGE. 231 00:06:46,542 --> 00:06:49,582 - I'M GONNA WARM UP MY GREASE. 232 00:06:49,625 --> 00:06:53,875 PARDON ME. 233 00:06:53,917 --> 00:06:56,957 - WHY DO YOU HAVE MY TOWEL? 234 00:06:53,917 --> 00:06:56,957 - IT'S NOT YOURS. 235 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,670 - OH, YEAH? 236 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,670 THEN, UH, WHAT'S THIS? 237 00:07:01,709 --> 00:07:02,829 I GUESS LABELING 238 00:07:01,709 --> 00:07:02,829 EVERYTHING I OWN 239 00:07:02,875 --> 00:07:06,495 DOESN'T MAKE ME 240 00:07:02,875 --> 00:07:06,495 SO WEIRD NOW, DOES IT? 241 00:07:06,542 --> 00:07:10,502 - NO, BUT HOLDING YOUR SWIMSUIT 242 00:07:06,542 --> 00:07:10,502 UP WITH SUSPENDERS DOES. 243 00:07:10,542 --> 00:07:13,582 - THEY'RE SWIM-SPENDERS, 244 00:07:10,542 --> 00:07:13,582 AND THEY'RE GONNA CATCH ON. 245 00:07:13,625 --> 00:07:16,125 - COME ON, GUYS, FOCUS. 246 00:07:16,166 --> 00:07:18,326 EVERYBODY MAKE THEIR BED? 247 00:07:16,166 --> 00:07:18,326 all: CHECK. 248 00:07:18,375 --> 00:07:20,125 - PICK UP THEIR STUFF 249 00:07:18,375 --> 00:07:20,125 OFF THE FLOOR? 250 00:07:20,166 --> 00:07:21,166 all: CHECK. 251 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:25,168 - BRUSH THEIR TEETH? 252 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:25,168 [all exhaling] 253 00:07:25,208 --> 00:07:27,128 COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER. 254 00:07:27,166 --> 00:07:29,916 WE DID IT, GUYS. 255 00:07:27,166 --> 00:07:29,916 NOTHING'S GONNA STOP US NOW! 256 00:07:29,959 --> 00:07:33,209 - EVERYBODY STOP, NOW! 257 00:07:33,250 --> 00:07:36,750 - SOMEONE LEFT A PRESENT 258 00:07:33,250 --> 00:07:36,750 IN THE DOWNSTAIRS TOILET, 259 00:07:36,792 --> 00:07:38,582 AND DIDN'T REMEMBER TO FLUSH. 260 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:39,785 WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS IT? 261 00:07:39,834 --> 00:07:42,754 all: IT WASN'T ME! 262 00:07:42,792 --> 00:07:44,422 - HERE WE GO AGAIN. 263 00:07:44,458 --> 00:07:45,668 NOBODY DID IT? 264 00:07:45,709 --> 00:07:47,959 - GUYS, COME ON. 265 00:07:45,709 --> 00:07:47,959 WHOEVER DID IT, JUST SAY IT. 266 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,960 - BUT I DIDN'T DO IT. 267 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,960 - ME NEITHER. 268 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,170 - HEY, 269 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,170 YOU KNOW I LABEL EVERYTHING. 270 00:07:52,208 --> 00:07:54,128 - THAT'S IT, WE ARE NOT GOING 271 00:07:52,208 --> 00:07:54,128 TO THE WATER PARK 272 00:07:54,166 --> 00:07:56,076 UNTIL SOMEONE 273 00:07:54,166 --> 00:07:56,076 TAKES RESPONSIBILITY. 274 00:07:56,125 --> 00:07:57,875 all: YOU CAN'T DO THAT! 275 00:07:56,125 --> 00:07:57,875 IT'S NOT FAIR. 276 00:07:57,917 --> 00:07:59,457 - NO, NO, NO, NO. 277 00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:03,670 NOBODY IS LEAVING THIS HOUSE 278 00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:03,670 UNTIL WE FIND OUT WHO DUNNIT. 279 00:08:03,709 --> 00:08:07,039 - OR SHOULD WE SAY "POO DUNNIT?" 280 00:08:07,083 --> 00:08:11,253 DUN, DUN, DUN! 281 00:08:11,291 --> 00:08:13,001 - WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT? 282 00:08:11,291 --> 00:08:13,001 - IT'S FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT. 283 00:08:13,041 --> 00:08:13,921 DUN, DUN, DUN! 284 00:08:29,375 --> 00:08:30,125 - QUADDLE UP. 285 00:08:30,166 --> 00:08:31,536 THIS IS A QUADMERGENCY. 286 00:08:31,583 --> 00:08:35,043 WHOEVER DID IT, 287 00:08:31,583 --> 00:08:35,043 JUST CONFESS SO WE CAN GO. 288 00:08:35,083 --> 00:08:36,963 - IT WASN'T ME. 289 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:40,290 - SOMEONE JUST ADMIT 290 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:40,290 BEING THE QUAD WITH THE LOG. 291 00:08:40,333 --> 00:08:42,173 - YEAH, I WANT TO GO 292 00:08:40,333 --> 00:08:42,173 TO THE WATER PARK. 293 00:08:42,208 --> 00:08:45,248 - ME TOO. 294 00:08:45,291 --> 00:08:47,581 SO, THIS IS 295 00:08:45,291 --> 00:08:47,581 WHAT A QUADDLE'S LIKE, HUH? 296 00:08:47,625 --> 00:08:49,745 - DAD, GET OUT OF THE QUADDLE. 297 00:08:49,792 --> 00:08:55,212 - WHAT? 298 00:08:49,792 --> 00:08:55,212 HE'S HERE. 299 00:08:55,250 --> 00:08:58,170 - BOTH OF YOU GET OUT. 300 00:08:58,208 --> 00:08:59,748 - FINE. 301 00:08:59,792 --> 00:09:02,882 - AND WHY DO YOU SMELL 302 00:08:59,792 --> 00:09:02,882 LIKE BACON? 303 00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:04,747 - LET'S JUST SAY 304 00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:04,747 I'M IN PEAK SLIDING CONDITION. 305 00:09:04,792 --> 00:09:08,962 THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW. 306 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:12,130 - LOOK, I KNOW IT WASN'T ME, 307 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:12,130 WHICH MEANS IT WAS ONE OF YOU. 308 00:09:12,166 --> 00:09:14,496 - THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY 309 00:09:12,166 --> 00:09:14,496 TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS. 310 00:09:14,542 --> 00:09:17,632 - WE ALL PROVIDE A SAMPLE AND 311 00:09:14,542 --> 00:09:17,632 SEE IF WE HAVE A MATCH? 312 00:09:17,667 --> 00:09:19,497 both: NO. 313 00:09:19,542 --> 00:09:22,292 - WE GET A SKETCH ARTIST 314 00:09:19,542 --> 00:09:22,292 TO DRAW IT AND SEE 315 00:09:19,542 --> 00:09:22,292 IF IT LOOKS LIKE ANY OF US? 316 00:09:22,333 --> 00:09:24,213 all: NO! 317 00:09:24,250 --> 00:09:27,750 - WE GO IN THERE AND PLAY 318 00:09:24,250 --> 00:09:27,750 GOOD PLOP, BAD PLOP, AND TRY TO 319 00:09:24,250 --> 00:09:27,750 GET IT TO TALK. 320 00:09:27,792 --> 00:09:29,882 all: NO! 321 00:09:29,917 --> 00:09:31,707 - WE JUST NEED TO INVESTIGATE. 322 00:09:31,750 --> 00:09:34,170 GET A GOOD LOOK AT THE EVIDENCE. 323 00:09:34,208 --> 00:09:36,038 TO THE SEAT OF THE CRIME! 324 00:09:39,667 --> 00:09:43,537 - THAT IS NOT MINE. 325 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:48,633 - IF YOU TURN YOUR HEAD, IT 326 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:48,633 KIND OF LOOKS LIKE A FLAMINGO. 327 00:09:48,667 --> 00:09:50,327 all: OH, YEAH. 328 00:09:50,375 --> 00:09:52,325 - I SEE IT. 329 00:09:52,375 --> 00:09:54,075 THERE'S THE LEG. 330 00:09:54,125 --> 00:09:58,375 - NOW I KIND OF WISH 331 00:09:54,125 --> 00:09:58,375 IT WAS MINE. 332 00:09:58,417 --> 00:10:01,037 - IS IT WEIRD WE'RE ALL LOOKING 333 00:09:58,417 --> 00:10:01,037 AT THIS RIGHT NOW? 334 00:10:01,083 --> 00:10:02,003 all: YEAH, TOTALLY. 335 00:10:02,041 --> 00:10:04,631 - WE SHOULD STOP. 336 00:10:04,667 --> 00:10:05,627 - STOP RIGHT THERE. 337 00:10:05,667 --> 00:10:08,577 THIS IS A CRIME SCENE. 338 00:10:08,625 --> 00:10:11,575 NOBODY TOUCH ANYTHING. 339 00:10:11,625 --> 00:10:13,245 HIDDEN IN THIS ROOM 340 00:10:13,291 --> 00:10:17,541 IS EVIDENCE THAT WILL LEAD US 341 00:10:13,291 --> 00:10:17,541 TO THE POOPETRATOR, 342 00:10:17,583 --> 00:10:20,293 AND I'M GONNA FIND IT 343 00:10:17,583 --> 00:10:20,293 WITH MY GOOD FRIEND... 344 00:10:20,333 --> 00:10:23,633 SCIENCE. 345 00:10:23,667 --> 00:10:27,877 - A MAGNIFYING GLASS? 346 00:10:27,917 --> 00:10:30,127 CUTE. 347 00:10:30,166 --> 00:10:33,076 A TRUE DETECTIVE RELIES 348 00:10:30,166 --> 00:10:33,076 ON ONLY HIS WIT AND KEEN EYE. 349 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:55,960 YOU DISGUST ME! 350 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:59,790 - WHILE YOU GUYS WASTE OUR TIME 351 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:59,790 WITH SCIENCE AND OBSERVATION, 352 00:10:59,834 --> 00:11:01,634 I'M GONNA SOLVE 353 00:10:59,834 --> 00:11:01,634 THIS THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY. 354 00:11:01,667 --> 00:11:04,787 WE ALL KNOW YOU DID IT, DICKY. 355 00:11:04,834 --> 00:11:07,584 - TAKE IT EASY, 356 00:11:04,834 --> 00:11:07,584 YOU KNOW I'M THINNING. 357 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:09,665 - ADMIT IT, 358 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:09,665 OR I'LL START PLUCKING. 359 00:11:09,709 --> 00:11:10,459 - IT WASN'T ME! 360 00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:11,380 - YES IT WAS, 361 00:11:11,417 --> 00:11:13,707 AND I CAN PROVE IT. 362 00:11:11,417 --> 00:11:13,707 - OW! 363 00:11:13,750 --> 00:11:15,380 - I FOUND THIS HAIR 364 00:11:13,750 --> 00:11:15,380 BY THE TOILET, 365 00:11:15,417 --> 00:11:19,207 AND... 366 00:11:19,250 --> 00:11:23,580 THE HAIR I JUST PULLED FROM 367 00:11:19,250 --> 00:11:23,580 YOUR HEAD IS A PERFECT MATCH. 368 00:11:23,625 --> 00:11:27,995 THIS HAIR IS A CLUE 369 00:11:23,625 --> 00:11:27,995 THAT THE POO IS FROM YOU. 370 00:11:28,041 --> 00:11:30,751 - WHAT'S THAT WEIRD GREEN STUFF 371 00:11:28,041 --> 00:11:30,751 ON THE END OF IT? 372 00:11:30,792 --> 00:11:33,792 - THAT'S NOTHING, AND THIS HAIR 373 00:11:30,792 --> 00:11:33,792 DOESN'T PROVE THAT I DID IT. 374 00:11:33,834 --> 00:11:38,134 IT PROVES THAT RICKY DID IT. 375 00:11:38,166 --> 00:11:39,456 - WHAT? 376 00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:41,920 - IT'S THE FIRST RULE 377 00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:41,920 OF DETECTIVING. 378 00:11:41,959 --> 00:11:46,289 THE FIRST TO POINT THE FINGER 379 00:11:41,959 --> 00:11:46,289 IS THE ONE WHO LET IT LINGER. 380 00:11:46,333 --> 00:11:49,383 - YEAH, THE FIRST 381 00:11:46,333 --> 00:11:49,383 TO ISSUE THE CHARGE IS THE ONE 382 00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:51,877 WHO FLOATED THE BARGE. 383 00:11:51,917 --> 00:11:54,577 - THE FIRST TO OPEN HIS YAP 384 00:11:54,625 --> 00:11:59,875 IS THE ONE WHO TOOK 385 00:11:54,625 --> 00:11:59,875 THE WATER PARK AWAY FROM US. 386 00:11:59,917 --> 00:12:01,787 - DAWN POINTED THE FINGER FIRST! 387 00:11:59,917 --> 00:12:01,787 - YEAH. 388 00:12:01,834 --> 00:12:03,674 - THAT'S TRUE. 389 00:12:03,709 --> 00:12:06,459 - DON'T FALL 390 00:12:03,709 --> 00:12:06,459 FOR HIS FANCY LOGIC. 391 00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:08,080 RICKY DID IT, 392 00:12:08,125 --> 00:12:12,785 AND IF WE RETRACE HIS STEPS, 393 00:12:08,125 --> 00:12:12,785 WE CAN PROVE IT. 394 00:12:12,834 --> 00:12:14,294 - DOH-DEE-DOH-DEE-DOH. 395 00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:18,923 JUST GOING IN THE POTTY 396 00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:18,923 TO DO MY BUSINESS, 397 00:12:18,959 --> 00:12:21,829 AND PLAY 398 00:12:18,959 --> 00:12:21,829 MY CROSSWORD PUZZLE GAME. 399 00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:26,375 WHEE! DON-DEE-DOH-DEE-DOH. 400 00:12:26,417 --> 00:12:30,577 WHEN HAVE I EVER DOH-DEE-DOH'ED? 401 00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:33,535 - I'M TELLING THE STORY HERE. 402 00:12:33,583 --> 00:12:34,923 SO, AFTER THE CRIME 403 00:12:33,583 --> 00:12:34,923 WAS COMMITTED, 404 00:12:34,959 --> 00:12:39,249 RICKY HAD A LOT ON HIS MIND. 405 00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:41,421 - GOLLY GEE! 406 00:12:41,458 --> 00:12:44,038 THAT CROSSWORD PUZZLE 407 00:12:41,458 --> 00:12:44,038 WAS SO HARD, 408 00:12:44,083 --> 00:12:48,383 I FORGOT TO FLUSH THE TOILET. 409 00:12:48,417 --> 00:12:52,997 OH WELL, THEY WON'T BE ABLE 410 00:12:48,417 --> 00:12:52,997 TO PIN IT ON ME, 411 00:12:53,041 --> 00:12:56,211 BECAUSE I'M MR. SMARTY-PANTS. 412 00:12:56,250 --> 00:12:58,670 - BUT THEN, HE AND HIS SMART 413 00:12:56,250 --> 00:12:58,670 PANTS PAUSED AT THE DOOR, 414 00:12:58,709 --> 00:13:02,249 BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW RICKY WON'T 415 00:12:58,709 --> 00:13:02,249 TOUCH THE BATHROOM DOORKNOB. 416 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:14,210 OH, AND WHAT'S THIS? 417 00:13:14,250 --> 00:13:18,790 A CHIP IN THE TILE, RIGHT 418 00:13:14,250 --> 00:13:18,790 WHERE RICKY DROPPED THE TABLET. 419 00:13:18,834 --> 00:13:20,294 - HOW DO YOU KNOW 420 00:13:18,834 --> 00:13:20,294 I MADE THAT CHIP? 421 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:21,713 ANYONE COULD'VE MADE THAT CHIP. 422 00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:24,420 YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING 423 00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:24,420 WITH THAT CHIP! 424 00:13:24,458 --> 00:13:28,328 - YOU'RE RIGHT, 425 00:13:24,458 --> 00:13:28,328 BUT I CAN WITH THIS! 426 00:13:33,333 --> 00:13:36,383 - OH, IT'S ONE OF YOUR LABELS. 427 00:13:33,333 --> 00:13:36,383 IT MUST'VE COME OF WHEN 428 00:13:36,417 --> 00:13:38,287 YOU GRABBED THE DOORKNOB 429 00:13:36,417 --> 00:13:38,287 WITH YOUR SHIRT. 430 00:13:38,333 --> 00:13:40,633 - BET YOU WISH YOU DIDN'T 431 00:13:38,333 --> 00:13:40,633 LABEL EVERYTHING NOW, HUH? 432 00:13:40,667 --> 00:13:42,627 - YOU'RE THE POOPETRATOR. 433 00:13:42,667 --> 00:13:48,497 - AND THIS EVIDENCE 434 00:13:42,667 --> 00:13:48,497 IS GONNA STICK. 435 00:13:48,542 --> 00:13:50,332 - FINALLY, MYSTERY SOLVED! 436 00:13:50,375 --> 00:13:52,285 WATER PARK, HERE WE COME. 437 00:13:52,333 --> 00:13:55,673 - NOT SO FAST! 438 00:13:55,709 --> 00:13:57,329 - OW! 439 00:13:57,375 --> 00:14:01,665 - ALTHOUGH THE EVIDENCE 440 00:13:57,375 --> 00:14:01,665 PLACES BOTH DICKY AND RICKY 441 00:14:01,709 --> 00:14:03,749 AT THE SCENE OF THE CRIME, 442 00:14:03,792 --> 00:14:06,832 THERE IS NO DOUBT 443 00:14:03,792 --> 00:14:06,832 THE FLOATING FLAMINGO BELONGS 444 00:14:06,875 --> 00:14:09,125 TO DAWN! 445 00:14:09,166 --> 00:14:12,956 - DAWN, DAWN, DAWN! 446 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,790 - ME? 447 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,790 WHAT? 448 00:14:14,834 --> 00:14:17,634 - IF ANY OF YOU 449 00:14:14,834 --> 00:14:17,634 HAD BEEN PAYING ATTENTION, 450 00:14:17,667 --> 00:14:22,877 YOU WOULD HAVE NOTICED THIS 451 00:14:17,667 --> 00:14:22,877 SMALL ORANGE SMUDGE ON THE SINK. 452 00:14:22,917 --> 00:14:24,127 - THERE'S A FINGERPRINT IN IT. 453 00:14:24,166 --> 00:14:26,036 - OH, IS THERE? 454 00:14:26,083 --> 00:14:29,253 I WONDER WHOSE IT IS. 455 00:14:29,291 --> 00:14:33,331 IF I WAS A GAMBLING MAN, 456 00:14:29,291 --> 00:14:33,331 I'D BET IT ALL ON DAWN. 457 00:14:33,375 --> 00:14:34,535 - HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S MINE? 458 00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:39,213 THAT COULD BE 459 00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:39,213 ANYBODY'S FINGERPRINT. 460 00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:43,580 - LOOKS LIKE THE HAND YOU'RE 461 00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:43,580 HOLDING IS A ROYAL DIDN'T FLUSH. 462 00:14:43,625 --> 00:14:47,075 - SO I LEFT A FINGERPRINT 463 00:14:43,625 --> 00:14:47,075 IN THE BATHROOM, 464 00:14:47,125 --> 00:14:48,325 THAT DOESN'T PROVE ANYTHING. 465 00:14:48,375 --> 00:14:51,495 - DICKY LEFT A HAIR, 466 00:14:48,375 --> 00:14:51,495 RICKY LEFT A NAME TAG, 467 00:14:55,166 --> 00:15:00,826 AND NICKY LEFT HIS SPECIAL SPOON 468 00:14:55,166 --> 00:15:00,826 IN THE TRASH. 469 00:15:00,875 --> 00:15:02,785 - I CAN EXPLAIN. 470 00:15:06,375 --> 00:15:08,375 FINE! 471 00:15:08,417 --> 00:15:09,707 I WAS IN THE BATHROOM 472 00:15:08,417 --> 00:15:09,707 LAST NIGHT, 473 00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:12,500 BUT SO WERE ALL OF YOU. 474 00:15:12,542 --> 00:15:14,172 - HE'S RIGHT. 475 00:15:14,208 --> 00:15:18,038 THERE'S EVIDENCE THAT PLACES US 476 00:15:14,208 --> 00:15:18,038 ALL AT THE SCENE OF THE CRIME. 477 00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,503 - ALL RIGHT, WHICH ONE OF YOU 478 00:15:19,542 --> 00:15:21,462 IS FINALLY READY 479 00:15:19,542 --> 00:15:21,462 TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY? 480 00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:24,540 all: IT WASN'T ME! 481 00:15:24,583 --> 00:15:25,923 - REALLY KIDS? 482 00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,959 ALL MORNING, AND WE'RE BACK 483 00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,959 TO WHERE WE STARTED? 484 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,830 THAT'S IT. 485 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,830 IF YOU DON'T FIGURE THIS OUT 486 00:15:29,875 --> 00:15:31,285 IN THE NEXT 20 MINUTES, 487 00:15:29,875 --> 00:15:31,285 WE'RE STAYING HOME. 488 00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:35,133 - BUT DON'T WORRY, I WILL BE 489 00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:35,133 TEXTING YOU ALL PICTURES 490 00:15:35,166 --> 00:15:37,996 OF ME DOING A CELEBRATORY JIG 491 00:15:35,166 --> 00:15:37,996 AFTER I CRUSH THE WONG BOYS. 492 00:15:38,041 --> 00:15:41,131 - TOM, IF THEY'RE NOT GOING, 493 00:15:38,041 --> 00:15:41,131 WE'RE NOT GOING. 494 00:15:41,166 --> 00:15:43,496 - SERIOUSLY? 495 00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:45,172 YOU NEVER WANTED TO GO 496 00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:45,172 TO THE PARK. 497 00:15:45,208 --> 00:15:47,128 YOU NEVER WANTED ME TO WIN. 498 00:15:45,208 --> 00:15:47,128 YOU WERE MORE CONCERNED 499 00:15:47,166 --> 00:15:49,456 WITH YOUR PRECIOUS TAN 500 00:15:47,166 --> 00:15:49,456 THAN YOUR PRECIOUS TOM. 501 00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:52,170 WELL, CASPER THE SELFISH GHOST, 502 00:15:52,208 --> 00:15:53,998 MAYBE YOU'RE THE ONE 503 00:15:52,208 --> 00:15:53,998 WHO LEFT THE NUMBER TWO, 504 00:15:54,041 --> 00:15:57,041 JUST SO I COULDN'T BE 505 00:15:54,041 --> 00:15:57,041 NUMBER ONE. 506 00:15:57,083 --> 00:15:58,463 - ME? 507 00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:01,130 MAYBE YOU LEFT THE UNCLAIMED 508 00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:01,130 PACKAGE IN THE P.U. BOX. 509 00:16:01,166 --> 00:16:03,496 MAYBE YOU WANTED TO GO 510 00:16:01,166 --> 00:16:03,496 BY YOURSELF 511 00:16:03,542 --> 00:16:06,542 SO YOUR KIDS WOULDN'T DISTRACT 512 00:16:03,542 --> 00:16:06,542 YOU FROM YOUR ULTIMATE GOAL. 513 00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:08,713 BEING FASTER THAN A NINE 514 00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:08,713 YEAR-OLD BOY. 515 00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:11,670 - AND HIS COUSIN! 516 00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:13,079 - OKAY, LOOK. THE ONLY THING 517 00:16:13,125 --> 00:16:15,825 WE KNOW FOR SURE IS THAT SOMEONE 518 00:16:13,125 --> 00:16:15,825 IN THIS ROOM DID IT. 519 00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:19,495 - BUT WHO? 520 00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:19,495 WAS IT DICKY? 521 00:16:19,542 --> 00:16:20,542 RICKY? 522 00:16:20,583 --> 00:16:22,253 DAWN? 523 00:16:22,291 --> 00:16:24,501 OR NICKY? 524 00:16:24,542 --> 00:16:26,082 OR COULD IT BE ANNE? 525 00:16:26,125 --> 00:16:27,415 - AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMEONE? 526 00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:28,628 - RIGHT. 527 00:16:28,667 --> 00:16:32,787 MAYBE IT WAS THE DOG? 528 00:16:32,834 --> 00:16:36,004 - OR MAYBE IT WAS TOM? 529 00:16:36,041 --> 00:16:38,961 YOU'RE RIGHT, IT DOES ADD DRAMA. 530 00:16:44,834 --> 00:16:46,084 - ALL RIGHT, HARPERS, 531 00:16:46,125 --> 00:16:47,955 IF WE WANT TO GO TO 532 00:16:46,125 --> 00:16:47,955 THE WATER PARK TODAY, 533 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,460 THE FORGETFUL FLUSHER 534 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,460 NEEDS TO FESS UP. 535 00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:52,170 - MOM'S RIGHT, IT'S TIME TO SHOW 536 00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:52,170 THE POOP, THE WHOLE POOP, 537 00:16:52,208 --> 00:16:54,828 AND NOTHING BUT THE POOP. 538 00:16:54,875 --> 00:16:55,825 - FINE. 539 00:16:55,875 --> 00:16:57,575 MOM, DAD, 540 00:16:57,625 --> 00:17:00,745 YOU KNOW HOW YOU WANT US TO TAKE 541 00:16:57,625 --> 00:17:00,745 RESPONSIBILITY FOR STUFF? 542 00:17:00,792 --> 00:17:04,002 WELL, HERE IT GOES. 543 00:17:04,041 --> 00:17:06,631 I ADMIT IT. 544 00:17:04,041 --> 00:17:06,631 all: AHH! 545 00:17:06,667 --> 00:17:09,457 - I WENT INTO THE BATHROOM 546 00:17:06,667 --> 00:17:09,457 LAST NIGHT, 547 00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:11,830 BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT ANYBODY 548 00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:11,830 TO KNOW 549 00:17:11,875 --> 00:17:15,785 I WAS SNEAKING SOME OF DAD'S 550 00:17:11,875 --> 00:17:15,785 MAGIC HAIR-GROWING SMOOTHIE, 551 00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:19,754 BECAUSE I WAS ALL FREAKED OUT 552 00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:19,754 ABOUT MY THINNING HAIR. 553 00:17:19,792 --> 00:17:24,082 THAT'S WHY THERE'S GREEN STUFF 554 00:17:19,792 --> 00:17:24,082 ON THE HAIR YOU FOUND. 555 00:17:24,125 --> 00:17:26,285 SORRY DAD. 556 00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:29,923 - DICKY, YOU KNOW THERE'S A LOT 557 00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:29,923 OF MILK IN THAT SMOOTHIE. 558 00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:29,923 - AND YOU'RE LACTOSE INTOLERANT. 559 00:17:29,959 --> 00:17:33,579 - EXACTLY, WHICH MEANS 560 00:17:29,959 --> 00:17:33,579 YOU CAN'T PIN THE POOP ON ME, 561 00:17:33,625 --> 00:17:37,535 BECAUSE IF I'D DONE IT, 562 00:17:33,625 --> 00:17:37,535 THERE'D BE NO SOLID EVIDENCE. 563 00:17:37,583 --> 00:17:40,293 all: EWW! 564 00:17:40,333 --> 00:17:42,673 - "EWW" ALL YOU WANT. 565 00:17:42,709 --> 00:17:46,379 I'M INNOCENT, 566 00:17:42,709 --> 00:17:46,379 SO IT'S DEFINITELY ONE OF YOU. 567 00:17:48,375 --> 00:17:52,375 - FINE, I GUESS IT'S TIME 568 00:17:48,375 --> 00:17:52,375 FOR ME TO CONFESS. 569 00:17:52,417 --> 00:17:54,077 all: OH! 570 00:17:54,709 --> 00:17:56,129 - I WENT INTO THE BATHROOM 571 00:17:54,709 --> 00:17:56,129 LAST NIGHT 572 00:17:56,166 --> 00:17:57,576 BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT ANYONE 573 00:17:57,625 --> 00:18:03,455 TO KNOW THAT I'M TERRIFIED 574 00:17:57,625 --> 00:18:03,455 TO RIDE THE RED BOMBER. 575 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,540 SO, I WAS WATCHING VIDEOS 576 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,540 OF PEOPLE RIDING IT 577 00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:08,963 TO PROVE TO MYSELF 578 00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:08,963 IT'S NOT REALLY THAT SCARY. 579 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:12,880 BUT THAT THING IS SCARY! 580 00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:14,747 AND THAT'S 581 00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:14,747 HOW I CHIPPED THE TILE, 582 00:18:14,792 --> 00:18:16,792 AND DENTED YOUR TABLET. 583 00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:18,334 SORRY. 584 00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:18,334 - IT'S OKAY. 585 00:18:18,375 --> 00:18:20,745 - AHA! 586 00:18:20,792 --> 00:18:23,882 SO YOU TOOK THE POOP 587 00:18:20,792 --> 00:18:23,882 AND FLEW THE COOP! 588 00:18:23,917 --> 00:18:26,167 - NO, I COULDN'T HAVE. 589 00:18:26,208 --> 00:18:31,628 BECAUSE WHEN I GET SCARED, 590 00:18:26,208 --> 00:18:31,628 NO TRAINS LEAVE THE STATION. 591 00:18:31,667 --> 00:18:35,497 - WHAT? 592 00:18:31,667 --> 00:18:35,497 - MY FLUME GETS LOG-JAMMED. 593 00:18:35,542 --> 00:18:36,832 - HUH? 594 00:18:36,875 --> 00:18:38,455 - I CAN'T MAKE A DOODIE! 595 00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:41,920 all: EWW! 596 00:18:41,959 --> 00:18:44,039 - "EWW ALL" YOU WANT. 597 00:18:44,083 --> 00:18:45,583 I'M INNOCENT. 598 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,625 - SO, IT'S ONE OF YOU TWO. 599 00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:50,327 - OR YOU AND MOM. 600 00:18:50,375 --> 00:18:52,705 - RIGHT, OR MOM. 601 00:18:52,750 --> 00:18:57,380 - FINE, I CONFESS. 602 00:18:57,417 --> 00:18:58,417 I DID IT. 603 00:18:58,458 --> 00:19:01,788 all: [gasping] 604 00:19:01,834 --> 00:19:04,674 - I ATE MOM'S ICE CREAM. 605 00:19:04,709 --> 00:19:07,379 I TRIED TO RESIST, 606 00:19:07,417 --> 00:19:11,287 BUT THE GREEN GLOW 607 00:19:07,417 --> 00:19:11,287 WAS LIKE A SIREN'S CALL. 608 00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:17,003 BUT THEN, I GOT 609 00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:17,003 SOME UNEXPECTED CANINE COMPANY. 610 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:19,378 - [woof] 611 00:19:25,917 --> 00:19:30,787 AFTER I SHOOED HIM OUT, I KNEW I 612 00:19:25,917 --> 00:19:30,787 HAD TO THROW AWAY THE EVIDENCE. 613 00:19:30,834 --> 00:19:33,754 all: EWW! 614 00:19:33,792 --> 00:19:35,542 - "EWW" ALL YOU WANT. 615 00:19:35,583 --> 00:19:37,833 ME EATING THE ICE CREAM 616 00:19:35,583 --> 00:19:37,833 PROVES I DIDN'T FILL THE BOWL 617 00:19:37,875 --> 00:19:39,995 AND TAKE A STROLL. 618 00:19:40,041 --> 00:19:41,631 - HE'S RIGHT. 619 00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:45,417 THAT ICE CREAM GLOWS NO MATTER 620 00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:45,417 WHAT BOWL IT'S IN. 621 00:19:45,458 --> 00:19:47,208 - SORRY, MOM. 622 00:19:45,458 --> 00:19:47,208 - IT'S OKAY. 623 00:19:47,250 --> 00:19:50,540 - WELL, IF IT WASN'T RICKY, 624 00:19:47,250 --> 00:19:50,540 DICKY, OR NICKY, 625 00:19:50,583 --> 00:19:54,793 THAT BRINGS US 626 00:19:50,583 --> 00:19:54,793 TO DAWN, DAWN, DAWN! 627 00:19:54,834 --> 00:19:56,794 - FINE! 628 00:19:56,834 --> 00:19:58,834 I'M TIRED OF LYING. 629 00:19:58,875 --> 00:20:01,455 IT'S TIME I TOLD THE TRUTH. 630 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,540 all: AHH! 631 00:20:03,583 --> 00:20:05,503 - I WAITED TILL 632 00:20:03,583 --> 00:20:05,503 EVERYONE WAS ASLEEP, 633 00:20:05,542 --> 00:20:10,252 THEN I TIPTOED OVER 634 00:20:05,542 --> 00:20:10,252 TO THE TOILET, AND... 635 00:20:10,291 --> 00:20:12,211 TOOK OUT 636 00:20:10,291 --> 00:20:12,211 MOM'S SPRAY BRONZER, 637 00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:14,460 WHICH I HAD STASHED EARLIER. 638 00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:17,080 I WANTED TO BE TAN 639 00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:17,080 FOR OUR RED BOMBER PICTURE. 640 00:20:17,125 --> 00:20:18,995 - WHAT? 641 00:20:17,125 --> 00:20:18,995 THAT STUFF'S NOT FOR KIDS! 642 00:20:19,041 --> 00:20:21,711 PLUS, IT'S MESSY, 643 00:20:19,041 --> 00:20:21,711 AND IT DOESN'T DRY FOR HOURS. 644 00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:22,790 - EXACTLY! 645 00:20:22,834 --> 00:20:25,794 I TESTED IT ON THE BACK 646 00:20:22,834 --> 00:20:25,794 OF MY LEGS, 647 00:20:25,834 --> 00:20:28,004 SO IF I HAD BEEN THE ONE 648 00:20:25,834 --> 00:20:28,004 TO SIT ON THE TOILET, 649 00:20:28,041 --> 00:20:29,501 THE SEAT WOULD BE ORANGE, 650 00:20:29,542 --> 00:20:34,002 WHICH MEANS IT WAS NOT ME 651 00:20:29,542 --> 00:20:34,002 WHO SET THE FLAMINGO FREE. 652 00:20:34,041 --> 00:20:40,421 - WELL, IF IT WASN'T ANY OF US, 653 00:20:34,041 --> 00:20:40,421 THEN IT HAD TO BE... 654 00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:42,038 - WHEN WAS YOUR LAST BIG MEAL? 655 00:20:42,083 --> 00:20:44,963 - WHERE WERE YOU BETWEEN 656 00:20:42,083 --> 00:20:44,963 THE HOURS OF MIDNIGHT AND 6:00? 657 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,540 - YOU GOT AN ALIBI? 658 00:20:46,583 --> 00:20:51,333 - GUYS, LOOK, THE ONLY THING 659 00:20:46,583 --> 00:20:51,333 WE KNOW FOR SURE IS YA BUSTED. 660 00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:53,035 - WHAT ARE YOU KIDS 661 00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:53,035 TALKING ABOUT? 662 00:20:53,083 --> 00:20:56,503 - IT'S PRETTY CLEAR 663 00:20:53,083 --> 00:20:56,503 THEY KNOW YOU DID IT, ANNE. 664 00:20:56,542 --> 00:20:58,542 SORRY, BUT YA BUSTED. 665 00:20:58,583 --> 00:21:01,383 - AH, IF ANYBODY'S BUSTED, 666 00:20:58,583 --> 00:21:01,383 IT'S YA. 667 00:21:01,417 --> 00:21:02,377 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 668 00:21:02,417 --> 00:21:04,127 [all talking at once] 669 00:21:04,166 --> 00:21:06,536 [barking] 670 00:21:06,583 --> 00:21:09,463 - OH, GO AHEAD. 671 00:21:06,583 --> 00:21:09,463 APOLOGIES. 672 00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:12,080 ALL RIGHT. 673 00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:12,080 GO ON. 674 00:21:12,125 --> 00:21:15,165 [splash] 675 00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:18,918 - DID HE JUST-- 676 00:21:18,959 --> 00:21:22,169 - AND DID HE FORGET TO-- 677 00:21:22,208 --> 00:21:24,878 [toilet flushes] 678 00:21:30,917 --> 00:21:32,127 - HUH. 679 00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:34,536 IT WAS THE DOG. 680 00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:34,536 I WAS RIGHT. 681 00:21:34,583 --> 00:21:35,633 I GUESS ALL THAT TRAINING 682 00:21:34,583 --> 00:21:35,633 PAID OFF. 683 00:21:35,667 --> 00:21:38,377 - YOU TRAINED THE DOG 684 00:21:35,667 --> 00:21:38,377 TO DO THAT? 685 00:21:38,417 --> 00:21:39,577 - WELL, WE TALKED ABOUT IT, 686 00:21:39,625 --> 00:21:42,875 BUT I DIDN'T THINK 687 00:21:39,625 --> 00:21:42,875 HE WAS LISTENING. 688 00:21:42,917 --> 00:21:44,077 - WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 689 00:21:44,125 --> 00:21:46,125 THAT'S ONE MYSTERY 690 00:21:44,125 --> 00:21:46,125 NONE OF US GOT RIGHT. 691 00:21:46,166 --> 00:21:49,576 - BUT IT'S NO MYSTERY 692 00:21:46,166 --> 00:21:49,576 WHO'S ABOUT TO GET WONG. 693 00:21:49,625 --> 00:21:52,075 all: TO THE WATER PARK! 694 00:21:52,125 --> 00:21:54,825 [upbeat music] 695 00:21:54,875 --> 00:22:01,785 ♪ ♪ 696 00:22:11,959 --> 00:22:16,749 ♪ ♪ 697 00:22:16,792 --> 00:22:20,422 [whistling melody] 698 00:22:20,458 --> 00:22:27,248 ♪ ♪ 699 00:22:29,875 --> 00:22:31,325 ♪ ♪ 700 00:22:31,375 --> 00:22:33,035 - ♪ Yeah! ♪ 701 00:22:33,083 --> 00:22:36,793 ♪ ♪ 702 00:22:36,834 --> 00:22:37,504 - ♪ Yeah! ♪ 703 00:22:37,542 --> 00:22:39,462 - [cheerful melody] 704 00:22:39,500 --> 00:22:40,540 - ♪ 42530

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