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- HERE WE GO.

UP, UP, UP.

AH! WE'RE AT THE TOP

OF THE LOG RIDE. AH!

WE CAN SEE THE WHOLE WATER PARK.

AND DOWN WE GO.

all: AHH!

- SHARP RIGHT TURN.

all: AHH!

- HARD BANK LEFT.

all: AHH!

- HERE COMES THE CAMERAS!

EYES OPEN!

- HOW DID WE DO?

- HOW'D WE DO?

HOW'D WE DO?

WE HAVE EIGHT EYES,

AND SEVEN OF THEM ARE CLOSED.

WELL, COME ON.

LET'S PRACTICE AGAIN.

WE'RE FINALLY TALL ENOUGH TO

RIDE THE RED BOMBER LOG FLUME,

AND WE NEED A GREAT PICTURE

TO PROVE IT.

- I WASN'T SCARED.

- NOBODY SAID YOU WERE SCARED.

- YOU'RE THE ONE

WHO LOOKS SCARED.

YOU'RE WHITE AS A GHOST.

- I JUST NEED A TAN.

I'M NOT SCARED.

- STOP SAYING I'M SCARED.

I AM NOT SCARED.

- IS MY HAIR THINNING?

NOW I'M SCARED.

I DON'T WANT TO END UP

LOOKING LIKE--OH, HEY DAD.

- OH,

SMELLS LIKE A WHALE'S BLOWHOLE.

DID YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH TODAY?

HAVE ANY OF YOU

BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?

ALL RIGHT, MOUTH CHECK.

LET'S GO.

OH.

OH, WHY DID I ASK FOR THAT?

I AM SO TIRED

OF HAVING TO TELL YOU KIDS

TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH EVERY DAY.

- THEN TAKE A DAY OFF, MY MAN.

YOU DESERVE IT.

- AND IT'S NOT JUST YOUR TEETH.

EVERY DAY YOUR MOM AND I HAVE

TO REMIND YOU TO MAKE YOUR BEDS,

AND FLUSH THE TOILET,

AND PICK UP YOUR SOCCER BALL.

PICK UP YOUR BOOKS,

PICK UP YOUR SHOES, OR PUT

YOUR DIRTY DISHES IN THE SINK.

- WE ALWAYS REMEMBER TO DO

THOSE THINGS.

- GOOD MORNING EVERY--AHH!

DICKY!

YOU LEFT YOUR SHOES

ON THE STAIRS!

OW! RICKY, YOUR BOOK!

DAWN!

all: IT WASN'T ME!

- REALLY?

THIS ISN'T YOUR SPECIAL

NICKY SPOON?

- WELL, WE USED TO BE CLOSE,

BUT I WOULDN'T CALL HER SPECIAL.

- SEE, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS

WHEN YOU DON'T DO

WHAT WE TELL YOU TO DO.

- YEAH, AND WHAT'S

MORE FRUSTRATING THAN ALL THIS,

IS THAT YOU KIDS NEVER TAKE

RESPONSIBILITY FOR ALL THIS.

- YEAH, THERE'S TOO MUCH

"IT WASN'T ME,"

GOING ON AROUND HERE,

AND THAT STOPS RIGHT NOW.

- IF THE FOUR OF YOU

DON'T SHAPE UP,

WE'RE NOT GOING

TO THE WATER PARK THIS WEEKEND.

all: NO!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- [whistling melody]

♪ ♪

[rhythmic clapping]

- ♪ ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR! ♪

- [whistling melody]

♪ ♪

- ♪ NA, NA, NA, NA, NA-NA ♪

♪ NA, NA, NA, NA,

NA-NA ♪

- ♪ ONE, TWO ♪

- ♪ NA, NA, NA ♪

- ♪ ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR! ♪

- [whistling]

AHH!

WHAT'RE YOU DOING?

- I'M JUST PUTTING MY DISHES

IN THE SINK

LIKE THE RESPONSIBLE GUY I AM.

- THANKS, BUDDY.

WOW!

AHH!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- LOOKS LIKE I LEFT MY SHOES

ON THE FLOOR AGAIN.

SILLY ME.

I'LL JUST PUT THEM AWAY

LIKE THE RESPONSIBLE GUY I AM.

- THAT I WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR.

IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU GUYS

TAKING SOME RESPONSIBILITY.

I DEFINITELY SEE A WATER PARK

IN YOUR FUTURE.

NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,

IT'S SMOOTHIE TIME.

- OH, THAT LOOKS GOOD.

CAN I HAVE SOME?

- OH NO, NO, NO, NO. SORRY PAL.

THIS SMOOTHIE IS OFF-LIMITS.

IT'S AN ALL-NATURAL RECIPE TO

PROMOTE HAIR GROWTH.

YOU MAY NOT HAVE NOTICED,

BUT I'M A LITTLE THIN UP TOP.

- NOPE.

- I DON'T SEE IT.

- OH! YOU GUYS SURE

YOU CAN HANDLE ALL THAT?

- NO PROBLEM.

- WE'RE GOOD.

- THANKS, KIDS.

- ALWAYS HAPPY TO

TAKE RESPONSIBILITY, MOM.

LIKE THE RESPONSIBLE KIDS

WE ARE.

- WE SHOULD GO TO THE WATER PARK

EVERY WEEKEND.

- I KNOW.

KIDS ARE SO EASILY EXCITED

BY THE SILLIEST THINGS.

OOH! NEON PISTACHI-GLO

ICE CREAM!

[gasps]

all: OOH.

- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

HEY, HEY, HEY.

EVERY TIME I BUY THIS ICE CREAM,

YOU GUYS SUCK IT DOWN

BEFORE I CAN EVEN GET A BITE.

UNTIL THIS CARTON IS EMPTY,

ALL OF YOU PRETEND YOU'RE

LACTOSE INTOLERANT, LIKE DICKY.

- I'M WHAT?

AHH!

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.

- SHE DID IT!

- HE DID IT!

both: I MEAN, WE DID IT!

- TWELVE HOURS FROM NOW, ANNE,

I'LL BE AT THE WORLD WATER

SLIDING CHAMPIONSHIP,

ROCKETING MY WAY TO VICTORY.

ANKLES LOCKED, ARMS CROSSED,

ABOUT TO BREAK

THE WATERSLIDE SPEED RECORD

CURRENTLY HELD

BY HENRY WONG, AGE NINE.

- IS THAT WHY YOU PACKED

A MASON JAR OF BACON GREASE?

SO YOU'LL SLIDE FASTER?

- [stammering and shushing]

TECHNICALLY,

IT'S AGAINST THE RULES. YOU

NEVER SAW THIS.

- THE KID'S NINE, TOM.

- HE'S GREASING TOO, ANNE!

SLIDING USED TO BE PURE,

BUT THE GAME'S CHANGED.

YOU GOT TO CHANGE WITH IT.

LOOK AT THIS KID.

HE LOSES NO SPEED IN THE TURNS.

HE'S ONE SLIPPERY SHRIMP.

- [gasps]

YOU KNOW WHAT I SEE?

SOMEONE'S DENTED THE CORNER

OF OUR NEW TABLET.

- FOCUS ON WHAT'S IMPORTANT.

WE'LL BE ABLE TO BUY

ALL THE TABLETS IN THE WORLD

ONCE I BREAK THIS RECORD.

- IS THERE PRIZE MONEY?

- NO, BUT THERE'S AN OUTLET MALL

RIGHT NEXT TO THE PARK.

- HAVE YOU SEEN

MY SPRAY BRONZER?

- NO, BUT GOOD IDEA.

THE BRONZER'LL MASK

THE BACON SMELL.

NOW YOU'RE THINKING

LIKE A GREASER.

- IT'S FOR ME.

IF YOU'RE GONNA

TAKE ME TO A WATER PARK,

I'D RATHER NOT LOOK

LIKE FROSTY THE SNOW MOM.

- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

THIS COULD HELP.

THE GLARE COMING OFF YOUR PASTY

BODY MIGHT DISTRACT HENRY WONG

AND HIS COUSIN.

THAT'S RIGHT,

THERE'S TWO OF THEM, ANNE.

- TOM, I CAN'T LET YOU DO THIS.

- NO, NO, NO, NO.

- TWO WONGS DOESN'T

MAKE IT RIGHT.

- STOP IT!

- HURRY UP! I WANT TO BEAT

THE TRAFFIC TO THE WATER PARK.

- OKAY, LET ME JUST

GET THE COOLER FROM THE FRIDGE.

- I'M GONNA WARM UP MY GREASE.

PARDON ME.

- WHY DO YOU HAVE MY TOWEL?

- IT'S NOT YOURS.

- OH, YEAH?

THEN, UH, WHAT'S THIS?

I GUESS LABELING

EVERYTHING I OWN

DOESN'T MAKE ME

SO WEIRD NOW, DOES IT?

- NO, BUT HOLDING YOUR SWIMSUIT

UP WITH SUSPENDERS DOES.

- THEY'RE SWIM-SPENDERS,

AND THEY'RE GONNA CATCH ON.

- COME ON, GUYS, FOCUS.

EVERYBODY MAKE THEIR BED?

all: CHECK.

- PICK UP THEIR STUFF

OFF THE FLOOR?

all: CHECK.

- BRUSH THEIR TEETH?

[all exhaling]

COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER.

WE DID IT, GUYS.

NOTHING'S GONNA STOP US NOW!

- EVERYBODY STOP, NOW!

- SOMEONE LEFT A PRESENT

IN THE DOWNSTAIRS TOILET,

AND DIDN'T REMEMBER TO FLUSH.

WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS IT?

all: IT WASN'T ME!

- HERE WE GO AGAIN.

NOBODY DID IT?

- GUYS, COME ON.

WHOEVER DID IT, JUST SAY IT.

- BUT I DIDN'T DO IT.

- ME NEITHER.

- HEY,

YOU KNOW I LABEL EVERYTHING.

- THAT'S IT, WE ARE NOT GOING

TO THE WATER PARK

UNTIL SOMEONE

TAKES RESPONSIBILITY.

all: YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

IT'S NOT FAIR.

- NO, NO, NO, NO.

NOBODY IS LEAVING THIS HOUSE

UNTIL WE FIND OUT WHO DUNNIT.

- OR SHOULD WE SAY "POO DUNNIT?"

DUN, DUN, DUN!

- WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?

- IT'S FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT.

DUN, DUN, DUN!

- QUADDLE UP.

THIS IS A QUADMERGENCY.

WHOEVER DID IT,

JUST CONFESS SO WE CAN GO.

- IT WASN'T ME.

- SOMEONE JUST ADMIT

BEING THE QUAD WITH THE LOG.

- YEAH, I WANT TO GO

TO THE WATER PARK.

- ME TOO.

SO, THIS IS

WHAT A QUADDLE'S LIKE, HUH?

- DAD, GET OUT OF THE QUADDLE.

- WHAT?

HE'S HERE.

- BOTH OF YOU GET OUT.

- FINE.

- AND WHY DO YOU SMELL

LIKE BACON?

- LET'S JUST SAY

I'M IN PEAK SLIDING CONDITION.

THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW.

- LOOK, I KNOW IT WASN'T ME,

WHICH MEANS IT WAS ONE OF YOU.

- THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY

TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.

- WE ALL PROVIDE A SAMPLE AND

SEE IF WE HAVE A MATCH?

both: NO.

- WE GET A SKETCH ARTIST

TO DRAW IT AND SEE

IF IT LOOKS LIKE ANY OF US?

all: NO!

- WE GO IN THERE AND PLAY

GOOD PLOP, BAD PLOP, AND TRY TO

GET IT TO TALK.

all: NO!

- WE JUST NEED TO INVESTIGATE.

GET A GOOD LOOK AT THE EVIDENCE.

TO THE SEAT OF THE CRIME!

- THAT IS NOT MINE.

- IF YOU TURN YOUR HEAD, IT

KIND OF LOOKS LIKE A FLAMINGO.

all: OH, YEAH.

- I SEE IT.

THERE'S THE LEG.

- NOW I KIND OF WISH

IT WAS MINE.

- IS IT WEIRD WE'RE ALL LOOKING

AT THIS RIGHT NOW?

all: YEAH, TOTALLY.

- WE SHOULD STOP.

- STOP RIGHT THERE.

THIS IS A CRIME SCENE.

NOBODY TOUCH ANYTHING.

HIDDEN IN THIS ROOM

IS EVIDENCE THAT WILL LEAD US

TO THE POOPETRATOR,

AND I'M GONNA FIND IT

WITH MY GOOD FRIEND...

SCIENCE.

- A MAGNIFYING GLASS?

CUTE.

A TRUE DETECTIVE RELIES

ON ONLY HIS WIT AND KEEN EYE.

YOU DISGUST ME!

- WHILE YOU GUYS WASTE OUR TIME

WITH SCIENCE AND OBSERVATION,

I'M GONNA SOLVE

THIS THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY.

WE ALL KNOW YOU DID IT, DICKY.

- TAKE IT EASY,

YOU KNOW I'M THINNING.

- ADMIT IT,

OR I'LL START PLUCKING.

- IT WASN'T ME!

- YES IT WAS,

AND I CAN PROVE IT.

- OW!

- I FOUND THIS HAIR

BY THE TOILET,

AND...

THE HAIR I JUST PULLED FROM

YOUR HEAD IS A PERFECT MATCH.

THIS HAIR IS A CLUE

THAT THE POO IS FROM YOU.

- WHAT'S THAT WEIRD GREEN STUFF

ON THE END OF IT?

- THAT'S NOTHING, AND THIS HAIR

DOESN'T PROVE THAT I DID IT.

IT PROVES THAT RICKY DID IT.

- WHAT?

- IT'S THE FIRST RULE

OF DETECTIVING.

THE FIRST TO POINT THE FINGER

IS THE ONE WHO LET IT LINGER.

- YEAH, THE FIRST

TO ISSUE THE CHARGE IS THE ONE

WHO FLOATED THE BARGE.

- THE FIRST TO OPEN HIS YAP

IS THE ONE WHO TOOK

THE WATER PARK AWAY FROM US.

- DAWN POINTED THE FINGER FIRST!

- YEAH.

- THAT'S TRUE.

- DON'T FALL

FOR HIS FANCY LOGIC.

RICKY DID IT,

AND IF WE RETRACE HIS STEPS,

WE CAN PROVE IT.

- DOH-DEE-DOH-DEE-DOH.

JUST GOING IN THE POTTY

TO DO MY BUSINESS,

AND PLAY

MY CROSSWORD PUZZLE GAME.

WHEE! DON-DEE-DOH-DEE-DOH.

WHEN HAVE I EVER DOH-DEE-DOH'ED?

- I'M TELLING THE STORY HERE.

SO, AFTER THE CRIME

WAS COMMITTED,

RICKY HAD A LOT ON HIS MIND.

- GOLLY GEE!

THAT CROSSWORD PUZZLE

WAS SO HARD,

I FORGOT TO FLUSH THE TOILET.

OH WELL, THEY WON'T BE ABLE

TO PIN IT ON ME,

BECAUSE I'M MR. SMARTY-PANTS.

- BUT THEN, HE AND HIS SMART

PANTS PAUSED AT THE DOOR,

BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW RICKY WON'T

TOUCH THE BATHROOM DOORKNOB.

OH, AND WHAT'S THIS?

A CHIP IN THE TILE, RIGHT

WHERE RICKY DROPPED THE TABLET.

- HOW DO YOU KNOW

I MADE THAT CHIP?

ANYONE COULD'VE MADE THAT CHIP.

YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING

WITH THAT CHIP!

- YOU'RE RIGHT,

BUT I CAN WITH THIS!

- OH, IT'S ONE OF YOUR LABELS.

IT MUST'VE COME OF WHEN

YOU GRABBED THE DOORKNOB

WITH YOUR SHIRT.

- BET YOU WISH YOU DIDN'T

LABEL EVERYTHING NOW, HUH?

- YOU'RE THE POOPETRATOR.

- AND THIS EVIDENCE

IS GONNA STICK.

- FINALLY, MYSTERY SOLVED!

WATER PARK, HERE WE COME.

- NOT SO FAST!

- OW!

- ALTHOUGH THE EVIDENCE

PLACES BOTH DICKY AND RICKY

AT THE SCENE OF THE CRIME,

THERE IS NO DOUBT

THE FLOATING FLAMINGO BELONGS

TO DAWN!

- DAWN, DAWN, DAWN!

- ME?

WHAT?

- IF ANY OF YOU

HAD BEEN PAYING ATTENTION,

YOU WOULD HAVE NOTICED THIS

SMALL ORANGE SMUDGE ON THE SINK.

- THERE'S A FINGERPRINT IN IT.

- OH, IS THERE?

I WONDER WHOSE IT IS.

IF I WAS A GAMBLING MAN,

I'D BET IT ALL ON DAWN.

- HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S MINE?

THAT COULD BE

ANYBODY'S FINGERPRINT.

- LOOKS LIKE THE HAND YOU'RE

HOLDING IS A ROYAL DIDN'T FLUSH.

- SO I LEFT A FINGERPRINT

IN THE BATHROOM,

THAT DOESN'T PROVE ANYTHING.

- DICKY LEFT A HAIR,

RICKY LEFT A NAME TAG,

AND NICKY LEFT HIS SPECIAL SPOON

IN THE TRASH.

- I CAN EXPLAIN.

FINE!

I WAS IN THE BATHROOM

LAST NIGHT,

BUT SO WERE ALL OF YOU.

- HE'S RIGHT.

THERE'S EVIDENCE THAT PLACES US

ALL AT THE SCENE OF THE CRIME.

- ALL RIGHT, WHICH ONE OF YOU

IS FINALLY READY

TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY?

all: IT WASN'T ME!

- REALLY KIDS?

ALL MORNING, AND WE'RE BACK

TO WHERE WE STARTED?

THAT'S IT.

IF YOU DON'T FIGURE THIS OUT

IN THE NEXT 20 MINUTES,

WE'RE STAYING HOME.

- BUT DON'T WORRY, I WILL BE

TEXTING YOU ALL PICTURES

OF ME DOING A CELEBRATORY JIG

AFTER I CRUSH THE WONG BOYS.

- TOM, IF THEY'RE NOT GOING,

WE'RE NOT GOING.

- SERIOUSLY?

YOU NEVER WANTED TO GO

TO THE PARK.

YOU NEVER WANTED ME TO WIN.

YOU WERE MORE CONCERNED

WITH YOUR PRECIOUS TAN

THAN YOUR PRECIOUS TOM.

WELL, CASPER THE SELFISH GHOST,

MAYBE YOU'RE THE ONE

WHO LEFT THE NUMBER TWO,

JUST SO I COULDN'T BE

NUMBER ONE.

- ME?

MAYBE YOU LEFT THE UNCLAIMED

PACKAGE IN THE P.U. BOX.

MAYBE YOU WANTED TO GO

BY YOURSELF

SO YOUR KIDS WOULDN'T DISTRACT

YOU FROM YOUR ULTIMATE GOAL.

BEING FASTER THAN A NINE

YEAR-OLD BOY.

- AND HIS COUSIN!

- OKAY, LOOK. THE ONLY THING

WE KNOW FOR SURE IS THAT SOMEONE

IN THIS ROOM DID IT.

- BUT WHO?

WAS IT DICKY?

RICKY?

DAWN?

OR NICKY?

OR COULD IT BE ANNE?

- AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMEONE?

- RIGHT.

MAYBE IT WAS THE DOG?

- OR MAYBE IT WAS TOM?

YOU'RE RIGHT, IT DOES ADD DRAMA.

- ALL RIGHT, HARPERS,

IF WE WANT TO GO TO

THE WATER PARK TODAY,

THE FORGETFUL FLUSHER

NEEDS TO FESS UP.

- MOM'S RIGHT, IT'S TIME TO SHOW

THE POOP, THE WHOLE POOP,

AND NOTHING BUT THE POOP.

- FINE.

MOM, DAD,

YOU KNOW HOW YOU WANT US TO TAKE

RESPONSIBILITY FOR STUFF?

WELL, HERE IT GOES.

I ADMIT IT.

all: AHH!

- I WENT INTO THE BATHROOM

LAST NIGHT,

BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT ANYBODY

TO KNOW

I WAS SNEAKING SOME OF DAD'S

MAGIC HAIR-GROWING SMOOTHIE,

BECAUSE I WAS ALL FREAKED OUT

ABOUT MY THINNING HAIR.

THAT'S WHY THERE'S GREEN STUFF

ON THE HAIR YOU FOUND.

SORRY DAD.

- DICKY, YOU KNOW THERE'S A LOT

OF MILK IN THAT SMOOTHIE.

- AND YOU'RE LACTOSE INTOLERANT.

- EXACTLY, WHICH MEANS

YOU CAN'T PIN THE POOP ON ME,

BECAUSE IF I'D DONE IT,

THERE'D BE NO SOLID EVIDENCE.

all: EWW!

- "EWW" ALL YOU WANT.

I'M INNOCENT,

SO IT'S DEFINITELY ONE OF YOU.

- FINE, I GUESS IT'S TIME

FOR ME TO CONFESS.

all: OH!

- I WENT INTO THE BATHROOM

LAST NIGHT

BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT ANYONE

TO KNOW THAT I'M TERRIFIED

TO RIDE THE RED BOMBER.

SO, I WAS WATCHING VIDEOS

OF PEOPLE RIDING IT

TO PROVE TO MYSELF

IT'S NOT REALLY THAT SCARY.

BUT THAT THING IS SCARY!

AND THAT'S

HOW I CHIPPED THE TILE,

AND DENTED YOUR TABLET.

SORRY.

- IT'S OKAY.

- AHA!

SO YOU TOOK THE POOP

AND FLEW THE COOP!

- NO, I COULDN'T HAVE.

BECAUSE WHEN I GET SCARED,

NO TRAINS LEAVE THE STATION.

- WHAT?

- MY FLUME GETS LOG-JAMMED.

- HUH?

- I CAN'T MAKE A DOODIE!

all: EWW!

- "EWW ALL" YOU WANT.

I'M INNOCENT.

- SO, IT'S ONE OF YOU TWO.

- OR YOU AND MOM.

- RIGHT, OR MOM.

- FINE, I CONFESS.

I DID IT.

all: [gasping]

- I ATE MOM'S ICE CREAM.

I TRIED TO RESIST,

BUT THE GREEN GLOW

WAS LIKE A SIREN'S CALL.

BUT THEN, I GOT

SOME UNEXPECTED CANINE COMPANY.

- [woof]

AFTER I SHOOED HIM OUT, I KNEW I

HAD TO THROW AWAY THE EVIDENCE.

all: EWW!

- "EWW" ALL YOU WANT.

ME EATING THE ICE CREAM

PROVES I DIDN'T FILL THE BOWL

AND TAKE A STROLL.

- HE'S RIGHT.

THAT ICE CREAM GLOWS NO MATTER

WHAT BOWL IT'S IN.

- SORRY, MOM.

- IT'S OKAY.

- WELL, IF IT WASN'T RICKY,

DICKY, OR NICKY,

THAT BRINGS US

TO DAWN, DAWN, DAWN!

- FINE!

I'M TIRED OF LYING.

IT'S TIME I TOLD THE TRUTH.

all: AHH!

- I WAITED TILL

EVERYONE WAS ASLEEP,

THEN I TIPTOED OVER

TO THE TOILET, AND...

TOOK OUT

MOM'S SPRAY BRONZER,

WHICH I HAD STASHED EARLIER.

I WANTED TO BE TAN

FOR OUR RED BOMBER PICTURE.

- WHAT?

THAT STUFF'S NOT FOR KIDS!

PLUS, IT'S MESSY,

AND IT DOESN'T DRY FOR HOURS.

- EXACTLY!

I TESTED IT ON THE BACK

OF MY LEGS,

SO IF I HAD BEEN THE ONE

TO SIT ON THE TOILET,

THE SEAT WOULD BE ORANGE,

WHICH MEANS IT WAS NOT ME

WHO SET THE FLAMINGO FREE.

- WELL, IF IT WASN'T ANY OF US,

THEN IT HAD TO BE...

- WHEN WAS YOUR LAST BIG MEAL?

- WHERE WERE YOU BETWEEN

THE HOURS OF MIDNIGHT AND 6:00?

- YOU GOT AN ALIBI?

- GUYS, LOOK, THE ONLY THING

WE KNOW FOR SURE IS YA BUSTED.

- WHAT ARE YOU KIDS

TALKING ABOUT?

- IT'S PRETTY CLEAR

THEY KNOW YOU DID IT, ANNE.

SORRY, BUT YA BUSTED.

- AH, IF ANYBODY'S BUSTED,

IT'S YA.

- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

[all talking at once]

[barking]

- OH, GO AHEAD.

APOLOGIES.

ALL RIGHT.

GO ON.

[splash]

- DID HE JUST--

- AND DID HE FORGET TO--

[toilet flushes]

- HUH.

IT WAS THE DOG.

I WAS RIGHT.

I GUESS ALL THAT TRAINING

PAID OFF.

- YOU TRAINED THE DOG

TO DO THAT?

- WELL, WE TALKED ABOUT IT,

BUT I DIDN'T THINK

HE WAS LISTENING.

- WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

THAT'S ONE MYSTERY

NONE OF US GOT RIGHT.

- BUT IT'S NO MYSTERY

WHO'S ABOUT TO GET WONG.

all: TO THE WATER PARK!

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[whistling melody]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- ♪ Yeah! ♪

♪ ♪

- ♪ Yeah! ♪

- [cheerful melody]

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