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- HERE WE GO.
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UP, UP, UP.
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AH! WE'RE AT THE TOP
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OF THE LOG RIDE. AH!
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WE CAN SEE THE WHOLE WATER PARK.
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AND DOWN WE GO.
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all: AHH!
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- SHARP RIGHT TURN.
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all: AHH!
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- HARD BANK LEFT.
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all: AHH!
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- HERE COMES THE CAMERAS!
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EYES OPEN!
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- HOW DID WE DO?
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- HOW'D WE DO?
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HOW'D WE DO?
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WE HAVE EIGHT EYES,
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AND SEVEN OF THEM ARE CLOSED.
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WELL, COME ON.
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LET'S PRACTICE AGAIN.
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WE'RE FINALLY TALL ENOUGH TO
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RIDE THE RED BOMBER LOG FLUME,
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AND WE NEED A GREAT PICTURE
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TO PROVE IT.
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- I WASN'T SCARED.
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- NOBODY SAID YOU WERE SCARED.
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- YOU'RE THE ONE
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WHO LOOKS SCARED.
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YOU'RE WHITE AS A GHOST.
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- I JUST NEED A TAN.
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I'M NOT SCARED.
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- STOP SAYING I'M SCARED.
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I AM NOT SCARED.
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- IS MY HAIR THINNING?
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NOW I'M SCARED.
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I DON'T WANT TO END UP
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LOOKING LIKE--OH, HEY DAD.
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- OH,
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SMELLS LIKE A WHALE'S BLOWHOLE.
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DID YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH TODAY?
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HAVE ANY OF YOU
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BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
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ALL RIGHT, MOUTH CHECK.
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LET'S GO.
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OH.
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OH, WHY DID I ASK FOR THAT?
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I AM SO TIRED
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OF HAVING TO TELL YOU KIDS
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TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH EVERY DAY.
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- THEN TAKE A DAY OFF, MY MAN.
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YOU DESERVE IT.
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- AND IT'S NOT JUST YOUR TEETH.
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EVERY DAY YOUR MOM AND I HAVE
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TO REMIND YOU TO MAKE YOUR BEDS,
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AND FLUSH THE TOILET,
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AND PICK UP YOUR SOCCER BALL.
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PICK UP YOUR BOOKS,
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PICK UP YOUR SHOES, OR PUT
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YOUR DIRTY DISHES IN THE SINK.
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- WE ALWAYS REMEMBER TO DO
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THOSE THINGS.
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- GOOD MORNING EVERY--AHH!
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DICKY!
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YOU LEFT YOUR SHOES
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ON THE STAIRS!
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OW! RICKY, YOUR BOOK!
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DAWN!
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all: IT WASN'T ME!
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- REALLY?
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THIS ISN'T YOUR SPECIAL
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NICKY SPOON?
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- WELL, WE USED TO BE CLOSE,
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BUT I WOULDN'T CALL HER SPECIAL.
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- SEE, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS
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WHEN YOU DON'T DO
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WHAT WE TELL YOU TO DO.
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- YEAH, AND WHAT'S
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MORE FRUSTRATING THAN ALL THIS,
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IS THAT YOU KIDS NEVER TAKE
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RESPONSIBILITY FOR ALL THIS.
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- YEAH, THERE'S TOO MUCH
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"IT WASN'T ME,"
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GOING ON AROUND HERE,
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AND THAT STOPS RIGHT NOW.
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- IF THE FOUR OF YOU
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DON'T SHAPE UP,
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WE'RE NOT GOING
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TO THE WATER PARK THIS WEEKEND.
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all: NO!
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- [whistling melody]
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♪ ♪
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[rhythmic clapping]
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- ♪ ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR! ♪
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- [whistling melody]
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ NA, NA, NA, NA, NA-NA ♪
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♪ NA, NA, NA, NA,
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NA-NA ♪
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- ♪ ONE, TWO ♪
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- ♪ NA, NA, NA ♪
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- ♪ ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR! ♪
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- [whistling]
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AHH!
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WHAT'RE YOU DOING?
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- I'M JUST PUTTING MY DISHES
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IN THE SINK
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LIKE THE RESPONSIBLE GUY I AM.
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- THANKS, BUDDY.
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WOW!
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AHH!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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- LOOKS LIKE I LEFT MY SHOES
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ON THE FLOOR AGAIN.
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SILLY ME.
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I'LL JUST PUT THEM AWAY
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LIKE THE RESPONSIBLE GUY I AM.
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- THAT I WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR.
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IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU GUYS
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TAKING SOME RESPONSIBILITY.
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I DEFINITELY SEE A WATER PARK
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IN YOUR FUTURE.
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NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
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IT'S SMOOTHIE TIME.
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- OH, THAT LOOKS GOOD.
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CAN I HAVE SOME?
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- OH NO, NO, NO, NO. SORRY PAL.
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THIS SMOOTHIE IS OFF-LIMITS.
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IT'S AN ALL-NATURAL RECIPE TO
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PROMOTE HAIR GROWTH.
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YOU MAY NOT HAVE NOTICED,
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BUT I'M A LITTLE THIN UP TOP.
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- NOPE.
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- I DON'T SEE IT.
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- OH! YOU GUYS SURE
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YOU CAN HANDLE ALL THAT?
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- NO PROBLEM.
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- WE'RE GOOD.
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- THANKS, KIDS.
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- ALWAYS HAPPY TO
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TAKE RESPONSIBILITY, MOM.
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LIKE THE RESPONSIBLE KIDS
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WE ARE.
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- WE SHOULD GO TO THE WATER PARK
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EVERY WEEKEND.
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- I KNOW.
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KIDS ARE SO EASILY EXCITED
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BY THE SILLIEST THINGS.
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OOH! NEON PISTACHI-GLO
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ICE CREAM!
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[gasps]
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all: OOH.
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- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
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HEY, HEY, HEY.
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EVERY TIME I BUY THIS ICE CREAM,
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YOU GUYS SUCK IT DOWN
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BEFORE I CAN EVEN GET A BITE.
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UNTIL THIS CARTON IS EMPTY,
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ALL OF YOU PRETEND YOU'RE
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LACTOSE INTOLERANT, LIKE DICKY.
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- I'M WHAT?
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AHH!
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IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.
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- SHE DID IT!
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- HE DID IT!
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both: I MEAN, WE DID IT!
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- TWELVE HOURS FROM NOW, ANNE,
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I'LL BE AT THE WORLD WATER
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SLIDING CHAMPIONSHIP,
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ROCKETING MY WAY TO VICTORY.
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ANKLES LOCKED, ARMS CROSSED,
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ABOUT TO BREAK
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THE WATERSLIDE SPEED RECORD
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CURRENTLY HELD
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BY HENRY WONG, AGE NINE.
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- IS THAT WHY YOU PACKED
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A MASON JAR OF BACON GREASE?
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SO YOU'LL SLIDE FASTER?
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- [stammering and shushing]
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TECHNICALLY,
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IT'S AGAINST THE RULES. YOU
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NEVER SAW THIS.
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- THE KID'S NINE, TOM.
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- HE'S GREASING TOO, ANNE!
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SLIDING USED TO BE PURE,
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BUT THE GAME'S CHANGED.
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YOU GOT TO CHANGE WITH IT.
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LOOK AT THIS KID.
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HE LOSES NO SPEED IN THE TURNS.
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HE'S ONE SLIPPERY SHRIMP.
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- [gasps]
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YOU KNOW WHAT I SEE?
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SOMEONE'S DENTED THE CORNER
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OF OUR NEW TABLET.
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- FOCUS ON WHAT'S IMPORTANT.
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WE'LL BE ABLE TO BUY
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ALL THE TABLETS IN THE WORLD
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ONCE I BREAK THIS RECORD.
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- IS THERE PRIZE MONEY?
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- NO, BUT THERE'S AN OUTLET MALL
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RIGHT NEXT TO THE PARK.
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- HAVE YOU SEEN
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MY SPRAY BRONZER?
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- NO, BUT GOOD IDEA.
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THE BRONZER'LL MASK
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THE BACON SMELL.
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NOW YOU'RE THINKING
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LIKE A GREASER.
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- IT'S FOR ME.
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IF YOU'RE GONNA
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TAKE ME TO A WATER PARK,
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I'D RATHER NOT LOOK
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LIKE FROSTY THE SNOW MOM.
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- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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THIS COULD HELP.
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THE GLARE COMING OFF YOUR PASTY
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BODY MIGHT DISTRACT HENRY WONG
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AND HIS COUSIN.
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THAT'S RIGHT,
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THERE'S TWO OF THEM, ANNE.
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- TOM, I CAN'T LET YOU DO THIS.
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- NO, NO, NO, NO.
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- TWO WONGS DOESN'T
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MAKE IT RIGHT.
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- STOP IT!
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- HURRY UP! I WANT TO BEAT
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THE TRAFFIC TO THE WATER PARK.
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- OKAY, LET ME JUST
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GET THE COOLER FROM THE FRIDGE.
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- I'M GONNA WARM UP MY GREASE.
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PARDON ME.
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- WHY DO YOU HAVE MY TOWEL?
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- IT'S NOT YOURS.
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- OH, YEAH?
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THEN, UH, WHAT'S THIS?
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I GUESS LABELING
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EVERYTHING I OWN
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DOESN'T MAKE ME
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SO WEIRD NOW, DOES IT?
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- NO, BUT HOLDING YOUR SWIMSUIT
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UP WITH SUSPENDERS DOES.
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- THEY'RE SWIM-SPENDERS,
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AND THEY'RE GONNA CATCH ON.
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- COME ON, GUYS, FOCUS.
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EVERYBODY MAKE THEIR BED?
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all: CHECK.
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- PICK UP THEIR STUFF
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OFF THE FLOOR?
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all: CHECK.
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- BRUSH THEIR TEETH?
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[all exhaling]
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COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER.
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WE DID IT, GUYS.
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NOTHING'S GONNA STOP US NOW!
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- EVERYBODY STOP, NOW!
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- SOMEONE LEFT A PRESENT
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IN THE DOWNSTAIRS TOILET,
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AND DIDN'T REMEMBER TO FLUSH.
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WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS IT?
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all: IT WASN'T ME!
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- HERE WE GO AGAIN.
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NOBODY DID IT?
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- GUYS, COME ON.
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WHOEVER DID IT, JUST SAY IT.
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- BUT I DIDN'T DO IT.
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- ME NEITHER.
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- HEY,
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YOU KNOW I LABEL EVERYTHING.
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- THAT'S IT, WE ARE NOT GOING
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TO THE WATER PARK
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UNTIL SOMEONE
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TAKES RESPONSIBILITY.
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all: YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
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IT'S NOT FAIR.
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- NO, NO, NO, NO.
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NOBODY IS LEAVING THIS HOUSE
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UNTIL WE FIND OUT WHO DUNNIT.
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- OR SHOULD WE SAY "POO DUNNIT?"
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DUN, DUN, DUN!
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- WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?
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- IT'S FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT.
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DUN, DUN, DUN!
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- QUADDLE UP.
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THIS IS A QUADMERGENCY.
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WHOEVER DID IT,
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JUST CONFESS SO WE CAN GO.
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- IT WASN'T ME.
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- SOMEONE JUST ADMIT
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BEING THE QUAD WITH THE LOG.
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- YEAH, I WANT TO GO
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TO THE WATER PARK.
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- ME TOO.
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SO, THIS IS
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WHAT A QUADDLE'S LIKE, HUH?
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- DAD, GET OUT OF THE QUADDLE.
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- WHAT?
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HE'S HERE.
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- BOTH OF YOU GET OUT.
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- FINE.
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- AND WHY DO YOU SMELL
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LIKE BACON?
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- LET'S JUST SAY
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I'M IN PEAK SLIDING CONDITION.
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THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW.
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- LOOK, I KNOW IT WASN'T ME,
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WHICH MEANS IT WAS ONE OF YOU.
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- THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY
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TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.
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- WE ALL PROVIDE A SAMPLE AND
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SEE IF WE HAVE A MATCH?
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both: NO.
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- WE GET A SKETCH ARTIST
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TO DRAW IT AND SEE
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IF IT LOOKS LIKE ANY OF US?
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all: NO!
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- WE GO IN THERE AND PLAY
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GOOD PLOP, BAD PLOP, AND TRY TO
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GET IT TO TALK.
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all: NO!
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- WE JUST NEED TO INVESTIGATE.
322
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GET A GOOD LOOK AT THE EVIDENCE.
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TO THE SEAT OF THE CRIME!
324
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- THAT IS NOT MINE.
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- IF YOU TURN YOUR HEAD, IT
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KIND OF LOOKS LIKE A FLAMINGO.
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all: OH, YEAH.
328
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- I SEE IT.
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THERE'S THE LEG.
330
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- NOW I KIND OF WISH
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IT WAS MINE.
332
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- IS IT WEIRD WE'RE ALL LOOKING
333
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AT THIS RIGHT NOW?
334
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all: YEAH, TOTALLY.
335
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- WE SHOULD STOP.
336
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- STOP RIGHT THERE.
337
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THIS IS A CRIME SCENE.
338
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NOBODY TOUCH ANYTHING.
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HIDDEN IN THIS ROOM
340
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IS EVIDENCE THAT WILL LEAD US
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TO THE POOPETRATOR,
342
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AND I'M GONNA FIND IT
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WITH MY GOOD FRIEND...
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SCIENCE.
345
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- A MAGNIFYING GLASS?
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CUTE.
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A TRUE DETECTIVE RELIES
348
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ON ONLY HIS WIT AND KEEN EYE.
349
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YOU DISGUST ME!
350
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- WHILE YOU GUYS WASTE OUR TIME
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WITH SCIENCE AND OBSERVATION,
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I'M GONNA SOLVE
353
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THIS THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY.
354
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WE ALL KNOW YOU DID IT, DICKY.
355
00:11:04,834 --> 00:11:07,584
- TAKE IT EASY,
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YOU KNOW I'M THINNING.
357
00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:09,665
- ADMIT IT,
358
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OR I'LL START PLUCKING.
359
00:11:09,709 --> 00:11:10,459
- IT WASN'T ME!
360
00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:11,380
- YES IT WAS,
361
00:11:11,417 --> 00:11:13,707
AND I CAN PROVE IT.
362
00:11:11,417 --> 00:11:13,707
- OW!
363
00:11:13,750 --> 00:11:15,380
- I FOUND THIS HAIR
364
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BY THE TOILET,
365
00:11:15,417 --> 00:11:19,207
AND...
366
00:11:19,250 --> 00:11:23,580
THE HAIR I JUST PULLED FROM
367
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YOUR HEAD IS A PERFECT MATCH.
368
00:11:23,625 --> 00:11:27,995
THIS HAIR IS A CLUE
369
00:11:23,625 --> 00:11:27,995
THAT THE POO IS FROM YOU.
370
00:11:28,041 --> 00:11:30,751
- WHAT'S THAT WEIRD GREEN STUFF
371
00:11:28,041 --> 00:11:30,751
ON THE END OF IT?
372
00:11:30,792 --> 00:11:33,792
- THAT'S NOTHING, AND THIS HAIR
373
00:11:30,792 --> 00:11:33,792
DOESN'T PROVE THAT I DID IT.
374
00:11:33,834 --> 00:11:38,134
IT PROVES THAT RICKY DID IT.
375
00:11:38,166 --> 00:11:39,456
- WHAT?
376
00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:41,920
- IT'S THE FIRST RULE
377
00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:41,920
OF DETECTIVING.
378
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THE FIRST TO POINT THE FINGER
379
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IS THE ONE WHO LET IT LINGER.
380
00:11:46,333 --> 00:11:49,383
- YEAH, THE FIRST
381
00:11:46,333 --> 00:11:49,383
TO ISSUE THE CHARGE IS THE ONE
382
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WHO FLOATED THE BARGE.
383
00:11:51,917 --> 00:11:54,577
- THE FIRST TO OPEN HIS YAP
384
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IS THE ONE WHO TOOK
385
00:11:54,625 --> 00:11:59,875
THE WATER PARK AWAY FROM US.
386
00:11:59,917 --> 00:12:01,787
- DAWN POINTED THE FINGER FIRST!
387
00:11:59,917 --> 00:12:01,787
- YEAH.
388
00:12:01,834 --> 00:12:03,674
- THAT'S TRUE.
389
00:12:03,709 --> 00:12:06,459
- DON'T FALL
390
00:12:03,709 --> 00:12:06,459
FOR HIS FANCY LOGIC.
391
00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:08,080
RICKY DID IT,
392
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AND IF WE RETRACE HIS STEPS,
393
00:12:08,125 --> 00:12:12,785
WE CAN PROVE IT.
394
00:12:12,834 --> 00:12:14,294
- DOH-DEE-DOH-DEE-DOH.
395
00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:18,923
JUST GOING IN THE POTTY
396
00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:18,923
TO DO MY BUSINESS,
397
00:12:18,959 --> 00:12:21,829
AND PLAY
398
00:12:18,959 --> 00:12:21,829
MY CROSSWORD PUZZLE GAME.
399
00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:26,375
WHEE! DON-DEE-DOH-DEE-DOH.
400
00:12:26,417 --> 00:12:30,577
WHEN HAVE I EVER DOH-DEE-DOH'ED?
401
00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:33,535
- I'M TELLING THE STORY HERE.
402
00:12:33,583 --> 00:12:34,923
SO, AFTER THE CRIME
403
00:12:33,583 --> 00:12:34,923
WAS COMMITTED,
404
00:12:34,959 --> 00:12:39,249
RICKY HAD A LOT ON HIS MIND.
405
00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:41,421
- GOLLY GEE!
406
00:12:41,458 --> 00:12:44,038
THAT CROSSWORD PUZZLE
407
00:12:41,458 --> 00:12:44,038
WAS SO HARD,
408
00:12:44,083 --> 00:12:48,383
I FORGOT TO FLUSH THE TOILET.
409
00:12:48,417 --> 00:12:52,997
OH WELL, THEY WON'T BE ABLE
410
00:12:48,417 --> 00:12:52,997
TO PIN IT ON ME,
411
00:12:53,041 --> 00:12:56,211
BECAUSE I'M MR. SMARTY-PANTS.
412
00:12:56,250 --> 00:12:58,670
- BUT THEN, HE AND HIS SMART
413
00:12:56,250 --> 00:12:58,670
PANTS PAUSED AT THE DOOR,
414
00:12:58,709 --> 00:13:02,249
BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW RICKY WON'T
415
00:12:58,709 --> 00:13:02,249
TOUCH THE BATHROOM DOORKNOB.
416
00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:14,210
OH, AND WHAT'S THIS?
417
00:13:14,250 --> 00:13:18,790
A CHIP IN THE TILE, RIGHT
418
00:13:14,250 --> 00:13:18,790
WHERE RICKY DROPPED THE TABLET.
419
00:13:18,834 --> 00:13:20,294
- HOW DO YOU KNOW
420
00:13:18,834 --> 00:13:20,294
I MADE THAT CHIP?
421
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:21,713
ANYONE COULD'VE MADE THAT CHIP.
422
00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:24,420
YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING
423
00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:24,420
WITH THAT CHIP!
424
00:13:24,458 --> 00:13:28,328
- YOU'RE RIGHT,
425
00:13:24,458 --> 00:13:28,328
BUT I CAN WITH THIS!
426
00:13:33,333 --> 00:13:36,383
- OH, IT'S ONE OF YOUR LABELS.
427
00:13:33,333 --> 00:13:36,383
IT MUST'VE COME OF WHEN
428
00:13:36,417 --> 00:13:38,287
YOU GRABBED THE DOORKNOB
429
00:13:36,417 --> 00:13:38,287
WITH YOUR SHIRT.
430
00:13:38,333 --> 00:13:40,633
- BET YOU WISH YOU DIDN'T
431
00:13:38,333 --> 00:13:40,633
LABEL EVERYTHING NOW, HUH?
432
00:13:40,667 --> 00:13:42,627
- YOU'RE THE POOPETRATOR.
433
00:13:42,667 --> 00:13:48,497
- AND THIS EVIDENCE
434
00:13:42,667 --> 00:13:48,497
IS GONNA STICK.
435
00:13:48,542 --> 00:13:50,332
- FINALLY, MYSTERY SOLVED!
436
00:13:50,375 --> 00:13:52,285
WATER PARK, HERE WE COME.
437
00:13:52,333 --> 00:13:55,673
- NOT SO FAST!
438
00:13:55,709 --> 00:13:57,329
- OW!
439
00:13:57,375 --> 00:14:01,665
- ALTHOUGH THE EVIDENCE
440
00:13:57,375 --> 00:14:01,665
PLACES BOTH DICKY AND RICKY
441
00:14:01,709 --> 00:14:03,749
AT THE SCENE OF THE CRIME,
442
00:14:03,792 --> 00:14:06,832
THERE IS NO DOUBT
443
00:14:03,792 --> 00:14:06,832
THE FLOATING FLAMINGO BELONGS
444
00:14:06,875 --> 00:14:09,125
TO DAWN!
445
00:14:09,166 --> 00:14:12,956
- DAWN, DAWN, DAWN!
446
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,790
- ME?
447
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,790
WHAT?
448
00:14:14,834 --> 00:14:17,634
- IF ANY OF YOU
449
00:14:14,834 --> 00:14:17,634
HAD BEEN PAYING ATTENTION,
450
00:14:17,667 --> 00:14:22,877
YOU WOULD HAVE NOTICED THIS
451
00:14:17,667 --> 00:14:22,877
SMALL ORANGE SMUDGE ON THE SINK.
452
00:14:22,917 --> 00:14:24,127
- THERE'S A FINGERPRINT IN IT.
453
00:14:24,166 --> 00:14:26,036
- OH, IS THERE?
454
00:14:26,083 --> 00:14:29,253
I WONDER WHOSE IT IS.
455
00:14:29,291 --> 00:14:33,331
IF I WAS A GAMBLING MAN,
456
00:14:29,291 --> 00:14:33,331
I'D BET IT ALL ON DAWN.
457
00:14:33,375 --> 00:14:34,535
- HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S MINE?
458
00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:39,213
THAT COULD BE
459
00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:39,213
ANYBODY'S FINGERPRINT.
460
00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:43,580
- LOOKS LIKE THE HAND YOU'RE
461
00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:43,580
HOLDING IS A ROYAL DIDN'T FLUSH.
462
00:14:43,625 --> 00:14:47,075
- SO I LEFT A FINGERPRINT
463
00:14:43,625 --> 00:14:47,075
IN THE BATHROOM,
464
00:14:47,125 --> 00:14:48,325
THAT DOESN'T PROVE ANYTHING.
465
00:14:48,375 --> 00:14:51,495
- DICKY LEFT A HAIR,
466
00:14:48,375 --> 00:14:51,495
RICKY LEFT A NAME TAG,
467
00:14:55,166 --> 00:15:00,826
AND NICKY LEFT HIS SPECIAL SPOON
468
00:14:55,166 --> 00:15:00,826
IN THE TRASH.
469
00:15:00,875 --> 00:15:02,785
- I CAN EXPLAIN.
470
00:15:06,375 --> 00:15:08,375
FINE!
471
00:15:08,417 --> 00:15:09,707
I WAS IN THE BATHROOM
472
00:15:08,417 --> 00:15:09,707
LAST NIGHT,
473
00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:12,500
BUT SO WERE ALL OF YOU.
474
00:15:12,542 --> 00:15:14,172
- HE'S RIGHT.
475
00:15:14,208 --> 00:15:18,038
THERE'S EVIDENCE THAT PLACES US
476
00:15:14,208 --> 00:15:18,038
ALL AT THE SCENE OF THE CRIME.
477
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,503
- ALL RIGHT, WHICH ONE OF YOU
478
00:15:19,542 --> 00:15:21,462
IS FINALLY READY
479
00:15:19,542 --> 00:15:21,462
TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY?
480
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:24,540
all: IT WASN'T ME!
481
00:15:24,583 --> 00:15:25,923
- REALLY KIDS?
482
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,959
ALL MORNING, AND WE'RE BACK
483
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,959
TO WHERE WE STARTED?
484
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,830
THAT'S IT.
485
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,830
IF YOU DON'T FIGURE THIS OUT
486
00:15:29,875 --> 00:15:31,285
IN THE NEXT 20 MINUTES,
487
00:15:29,875 --> 00:15:31,285
WE'RE STAYING HOME.
488
00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:35,133
- BUT DON'T WORRY, I WILL BE
489
00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:35,133
TEXTING YOU ALL PICTURES
490
00:15:35,166 --> 00:15:37,996
OF ME DOING A CELEBRATORY JIG
491
00:15:35,166 --> 00:15:37,996
AFTER I CRUSH THE WONG BOYS.
492
00:15:38,041 --> 00:15:41,131
- TOM, IF THEY'RE NOT GOING,
493
00:15:38,041 --> 00:15:41,131
WE'RE NOT GOING.
494
00:15:41,166 --> 00:15:43,496
- SERIOUSLY?
495
00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:45,172
YOU NEVER WANTED TO GO
496
00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:45,172
TO THE PARK.
497
00:15:45,208 --> 00:15:47,128
YOU NEVER WANTED ME TO WIN.
498
00:15:45,208 --> 00:15:47,128
YOU WERE MORE CONCERNED
499
00:15:47,166 --> 00:15:49,456
WITH YOUR PRECIOUS TAN
500
00:15:47,166 --> 00:15:49,456
THAN YOUR PRECIOUS TOM.
501
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:52,170
WELL, CASPER THE SELFISH GHOST,
502
00:15:52,208 --> 00:15:53,998
MAYBE YOU'RE THE ONE
503
00:15:52,208 --> 00:15:53,998
WHO LEFT THE NUMBER TWO,
504
00:15:54,041 --> 00:15:57,041
JUST SO I COULDN'T BE
505
00:15:54,041 --> 00:15:57,041
NUMBER ONE.
506
00:15:57,083 --> 00:15:58,463
- ME?
507
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:01,130
MAYBE YOU LEFT THE UNCLAIMED
508
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:01,130
PACKAGE IN THE P.U. BOX.
509
00:16:01,166 --> 00:16:03,496
MAYBE YOU WANTED TO GO
510
00:16:01,166 --> 00:16:03,496
BY YOURSELF
511
00:16:03,542 --> 00:16:06,542
SO YOUR KIDS WOULDN'T DISTRACT
512
00:16:03,542 --> 00:16:06,542
YOU FROM YOUR ULTIMATE GOAL.
513
00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:08,713
BEING FASTER THAN A NINE
514
00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:08,713
YEAR-OLD BOY.
515
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:11,670
- AND HIS COUSIN!
516
00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:13,079
- OKAY, LOOK. THE ONLY THING
517
00:16:13,125 --> 00:16:15,825
WE KNOW FOR SURE IS THAT SOMEONE
518
00:16:13,125 --> 00:16:15,825
IN THIS ROOM DID IT.
519
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:19,495
- BUT WHO?
520
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:19,495
WAS IT DICKY?
521
00:16:19,542 --> 00:16:20,542
RICKY?
522
00:16:20,583 --> 00:16:22,253
DAWN?
523
00:16:22,291 --> 00:16:24,501
OR NICKY?
524
00:16:24,542 --> 00:16:26,082
OR COULD IT BE ANNE?
525
00:16:26,125 --> 00:16:27,415
- AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMEONE?
526
00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:28,628
- RIGHT.
527
00:16:28,667 --> 00:16:32,787
MAYBE IT WAS THE DOG?
528
00:16:32,834 --> 00:16:36,004
- OR MAYBE IT WAS TOM?
529
00:16:36,041 --> 00:16:38,961
YOU'RE RIGHT, IT DOES ADD DRAMA.
530
00:16:44,834 --> 00:16:46,084
- ALL RIGHT, HARPERS,
531
00:16:46,125 --> 00:16:47,955
IF WE WANT TO GO TO
532
00:16:46,125 --> 00:16:47,955
THE WATER PARK TODAY,
533
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,460
THE FORGETFUL FLUSHER
534
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,460
NEEDS TO FESS UP.
535
00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:52,170
- MOM'S RIGHT, IT'S TIME TO SHOW
536
00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:52,170
THE POOP, THE WHOLE POOP,
537
00:16:52,208 --> 00:16:54,828
AND NOTHING BUT THE POOP.
538
00:16:54,875 --> 00:16:55,825
- FINE.
539
00:16:55,875 --> 00:16:57,575
MOM, DAD,
540
00:16:57,625 --> 00:17:00,745
YOU KNOW HOW YOU WANT US TO TAKE
541
00:16:57,625 --> 00:17:00,745
RESPONSIBILITY FOR STUFF?
542
00:17:00,792 --> 00:17:04,002
WELL, HERE IT GOES.
543
00:17:04,041 --> 00:17:06,631
I ADMIT IT.
544
00:17:04,041 --> 00:17:06,631
all: AHH!
545
00:17:06,667 --> 00:17:09,457
- I WENT INTO THE BATHROOM
546
00:17:06,667 --> 00:17:09,457
LAST NIGHT,
547
00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:11,830
BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT ANYBODY
548
00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:11,830
TO KNOW
549
00:17:11,875 --> 00:17:15,785
I WAS SNEAKING SOME OF DAD'S
550
00:17:11,875 --> 00:17:15,785
MAGIC HAIR-GROWING SMOOTHIE,
551
00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:19,754
BECAUSE I WAS ALL FREAKED OUT
552
00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:19,754
ABOUT MY THINNING HAIR.
553
00:17:19,792 --> 00:17:24,082
THAT'S WHY THERE'S GREEN STUFF
554
00:17:19,792 --> 00:17:24,082
ON THE HAIR YOU FOUND.
555
00:17:24,125 --> 00:17:26,285
SORRY DAD.
556
00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:29,923
- DICKY, YOU KNOW THERE'S A LOT
557
00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:29,923
OF MILK IN THAT SMOOTHIE.
558
00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:29,923
- AND YOU'RE LACTOSE INTOLERANT.
559
00:17:29,959 --> 00:17:33,579
- EXACTLY, WHICH MEANS
560
00:17:29,959 --> 00:17:33,579
YOU CAN'T PIN THE POOP ON ME,
561
00:17:33,625 --> 00:17:37,535
BECAUSE IF I'D DONE IT,
562
00:17:33,625 --> 00:17:37,535
THERE'D BE NO SOLID EVIDENCE.
563
00:17:37,583 --> 00:17:40,293
all: EWW!
564
00:17:40,333 --> 00:17:42,673
- "EWW" ALL YOU WANT.
565
00:17:42,709 --> 00:17:46,379
I'M INNOCENT,
566
00:17:42,709 --> 00:17:46,379
SO IT'S DEFINITELY ONE OF YOU.
567
00:17:48,375 --> 00:17:52,375
- FINE, I GUESS IT'S TIME
568
00:17:48,375 --> 00:17:52,375
FOR ME TO CONFESS.
569
00:17:52,417 --> 00:17:54,077
all: OH!
570
00:17:54,709 --> 00:17:56,129
- I WENT INTO THE BATHROOM
571
00:17:54,709 --> 00:17:56,129
LAST NIGHT
572
00:17:56,166 --> 00:17:57,576
BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT ANYONE
573
00:17:57,625 --> 00:18:03,455
TO KNOW THAT I'M TERRIFIED
574
00:17:57,625 --> 00:18:03,455
TO RIDE THE RED BOMBER.
575
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,540
SO, I WAS WATCHING VIDEOS
576
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,540
OF PEOPLE RIDING IT
577
00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:08,963
TO PROVE TO MYSELF
578
00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:08,963
IT'S NOT REALLY THAT SCARY.
579
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:12,880
BUT THAT THING IS SCARY!
580
00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:14,747
AND THAT'S
581
00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:14,747
HOW I CHIPPED THE TILE,
582
00:18:14,792 --> 00:18:16,792
AND DENTED YOUR TABLET.
583
00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:18,334
SORRY.
584
00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:18,334
- IT'S OKAY.
585
00:18:18,375 --> 00:18:20,745
- AHA!
586
00:18:20,792 --> 00:18:23,882
SO YOU TOOK THE POOP
587
00:18:20,792 --> 00:18:23,882
AND FLEW THE COOP!
588
00:18:23,917 --> 00:18:26,167
- NO, I COULDN'T HAVE.
589
00:18:26,208 --> 00:18:31,628
BECAUSE WHEN I GET SCARED,
590
00:18:26,208 --> 00:18:31,628
NO TRAINS LEAVE THE STATION.
591
00:18:31,667 --> 00:18:35,497
- WHAT?
592
00:18:31,667 --> 00:18:35,497
- MY FLUME GETS LOG-JAMMED.
593
00:18:35,542 --> 00:18:36,832
- HUH?
594
00:18:36,875 --> 00:18:38,455
- I CAN'T MAKE A DOODIE!
595
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:41,920
all: EWW!
596
00:18:41,959 --> 00:18:44,039
- "EWW ALL" YOU WANT.
597
00:18:44,083 --> 00:18:45,583
I'M INNOCENT.
598
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,625
- SO, IT'S ONE OF YOU TWO.
599
00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:50,327
- OR YOU AND MOM.
600
00:18:50,375 --> 00:18:52,705
- RIGHT, OR MOM.
601
00:18:52,750 --> 00:18:57,380
- FINE, I CONFESS.
602
00:18:57,417 --> 00:18:58,417
I DID IT.
603
00:18:58,458 --> 00:19:01,788
all: [gasping]
604
00:19:01,834 --> 00:19:04,674
- I ATE MOM'S ICE CREAM.
605
00:19:04,709 --> 00:19:07,379
I TRIED TO RESIST,
606
00:19:07,417 --> 00:19:11,287
BUT THE GREEN GLOW
607
00:19:07,417 --> 00:19:11,287
WAS LIKE A SIREN'S CALL.
608
00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:17,003
BUT THEN, I GOT
609
00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:17,003
SOME UNEXPECTED CANINE COMPANY.
610
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:19,378
- [woof]
611
00:19:25,917 --> 00:19:30,787
AFTER I SHOOED HIM OUT, I KNEW I
612
00:19:25,917 --> 00:19:30,787
HAD TO THROW AWAY THE EVIDENCE.
613
00:19:30,834 --> 00:19:33,754
all: EWW!
614
00:19:33,792 --> 00:19:35,542
- "EWW" ALL YOU WANT.
615
00:19:35,583 --> 00:19:37,833
ME EATING THE ICE CREAM
616
00:19:35,583 --> 00:19:37,833
PROVES I DIDN'T FILL THE BOWL
617
00:19:37,875 --> 00:19:39,995
AND TAKE A STROLL.
618
00:19:40,041 --> 00:19:41,631
- HE'S RIGHT.
619
00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:45,417
THAT ICE CREAM GLOWS NO MATTER
620
00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:45,417
WHAT BOWL IT'S IN.
621
00:19:45,458 --> 00:19:47,208
- SORRY, MOM.
622
00:19:45,458 --> 00:19:47,208
- IT'S OKAY.
623
00:19:47,250 --> 00:19:50,540
- WELL, IF IT WASN'T RICKY,
624
00:19:47,250 --> 00:19:50,540
DICKY, OR NICKY,
625
00:19:50,583 --> 00:19:54,793
THAT BRINGS US
626
00:19:50,583 --> 00:19:54,793
TO DAWN, DAWN, DAWN!
627
00:19:54,834 --> 00:19:56,794
- FINE!
628
00:19:56,834 --> 00:19:58,834
I'M TIRED OF LYING.
629
00:19:58,875 --> 00:20:01,455
IT'S TIME I TOLD THE TRUTH.
630
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,540
all: AHH!
631
00:20:03,583 --> 00:20:05,503
- I WAITED TILL
632
00:20:03,583 --> 00:20:05,503
EVERYONE WAS ASLEEP,
633
00:20:05,542 --> 00:20:10,252
THEN I TIPTOED OVER
634
00:20:05,542 --> 00:20:10,252
TO THE TOILET, AND...
635
00:20:10,291 --> 00:20:12,211
TOOK OUT
636
00:20:10,291 --> 00:20:12,211
MOM'S SPRAY BRONZER,
637
00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:14,460
WHICH I HAD STASHED EARLIER.
638
00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:17,080
I WANTED TO BE TAN
639
00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:17,080
FOR OUR RED BOMBER PICTURE.
640
00:20:17,125 --> 00:20:18,995
- WHAT?
641
00:20:17,125 --> 00:20:18,995
THAT STUFF'S NOT FOR KIDS!
642
00:20:19,041 --> 00:20:21,711
PLUS, IT'S MESSY,
643
00:20:19,041 --> 00:20:21,711
AND IT DOESN'T DRY FOR HOURS.
644
00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:22,790
- EXACTLY!
645
00:20:22,834 --> 00:20:25,794
I TESTED IT ON THE BACK
646
00:20:22,834 --> 00:20:25,794
OF MY LEGS,
647
00:20:25,834 --> 00:20:28,004
SO IF I HAD BEEN THE ONE
648
00:20:25,834 --> 00:20:28,004
TO SIT ON THE TOILET,
649
00:20:28,041 --> 00:20:29,501
THE SEAT WOULD BE ORANGE,
650
00:20:29,542 --> 00:20:34,002
WHICH MEANS IT WAS NOT ME
651
00:20:29,542 --> 00:20:34,002
WHO SET THE FLAMINGO FREE.
652
00:20:34,041 --> 00:20:40,421
- WELL, IF IT WASN'T ANY OF US,
653
00:20:34,041 --> 00:20:40,421
THEN IT HAD TO BE...
654
00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:42,038
- WHEN WAS YOUR LAST BIG MEAL?
655
00:20:42,083 --> 00:20:44,963
- WHERE WERE YOU BETWEEN
656
00:20:42,083 --> 00:20:44,963
THE HOURS OF MIDNIGHT AND 6:00?
657
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,540
- YOU GOT AN ALIBI?
658
00:20:46,583 --> 00:20:51,333
- GUYS, LOOK, THE ONLY THING
659
00:20:46,583 --> 00:20:51,333
WE KNOW FOR SURE IS YA BUSTED.
660
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:53,035
- WHAT ARE YOU KIDS
661
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:53,035
TALKING ABOUT?
662
00:20:53,083 --> 00:20:56,503
- IT'S PRETTY CLEAR
663
00:20:53,083 --> 00:20:56,503
THEY KNOW YOU DID IT, ANNE.
664
00:20:56,542 --> 00:20:58,542
SORRY, BUT YA BUSTED.
665
00:20:58,583 --> 00:21:01,383
- AH, IF ANYBODY'S BUSTED,
666
00:20:58,583 --> 00:21:01,383
IT'S YA.
667
00:21:01,417 --> 00:21:02,377
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
668
00:21:02,417 --> 00:21:04,127
[all talking at once]
669
00:21:04,166 --> 00:21:06,536
[barking]
670
00:21:06,583 --> 00:21:09,463
- OH, GO AHEAD.
671
00:21:06,583 --> 00:21:09,463
APOLOGIES.
672
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:12,080
ALL RIGHT.
673
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:12,080
GO ON.
674
00:21:12,125 --> 00:21:15,165
[splash]
675
00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:18,918
- DID HE JUST--
676
00:21:18,959 --> 00:21:22,169
- AND DID HE FORGET TO--
677
00:21:22,208 --> 00:21:24,878
[toilet flushes]
678
00:21:30,917 --> 00:21:32,127
- HUH.
679
00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:34,536
IT WAS THE DOG.
680
00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:34,536
I WAS RIGHT.
681
00:21:34,583 --> 00:21:35,633
I GUESS ALL THAT TRAINING
682
00:21:34,583 --> 00:21:35,633
PAID OFF.
683
00:21:35,667 --> 00:21:38,377
- YOU TRAINED THE DOG
684
00:21:35,667 --> 00:21:38,377
TO DO THAT?
685
00:21:38,417 --> 00:21:39,577
- WELL, WE TALKED ABOUT IT,
686
00:21:39,625 --> 00:21:42,875
BUT I DIDN'T THINK
687
00:21:39,625 --> 00:21:42,875
HE WAS LISTENING.
688
00:21:42,917 --> 00:21:44,077
- WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
689
00:21:44,125 --> 00:21:46,125
THAT'S ONE MYSTERY
690
00:21:44,125 --> 00:21:46,125
NONE OF US GOT RIGHT.
691
00:21:46,166 --> 00:21:49,576
- BUT IT'S NO MYSTERY
692
00:21:46,166 --> 00:21:49,576
WHO'S ABOUT TO GET WONG.
693
00:21:49,625 --> 00:21:52,075
all: TO THE WATER PARK!
694
00:21:52,125 --> 00:21:54,825
[upbeat music]
695
00:21:54,875 --> 00:22:01,785
♪ ♪
696
00:22:11,959 --> 00:22:16,749
♪ ♪
697
00:22:16,792 --> 00:22:20,422
[whistling melody]
698
00:22:20,458 --> 00:22:27,248
♪ ♪
699
00:22:29,875 --> 00:22:31,325
♪ ♪
700
00:22:31,375 --> 00:22:33,035
- ♪ Yeah! ♪
701
00:22:33,083 --> 00:22:36,793
♪ ♪
702
00:22:36,834 --> 00:22:37,504
- ♪ Yeah! ♪
703
00:22:37,542 --> 00:22:39,462
- [cheerful melody]
704
00:22:39,500 --> 00:22:40,540
- ♪
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