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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:01,055 --> 00:01:02,613 After a generation of struggle... 2 00:01:02,657 --> 00:01:04,522 changed the face of our nation,... 3 00:01:04,559 --> 00:01:06,686 African Americans entered the '70s... 4 00:01:06,727 --> 00:01:08,558 with new found hope. 5 00:01:08,596 --> 00:01:10,291 I am... - I am... 6 00:01:10,331 --> 00:01:12,322 Somebody! - Somebody! 7 00:01:12,366 --> 00:01:13,765 Vibrant leaders emerged... 8 00:01:13,801 --> 00:01:16,634 and black culture reached its high point,... 9 00:01:16,671 --> 00:01:18,104 influencing all facets of American life. 10 00:01:23,911 --> 00:01:26,505 But progress slowed in the decades that followed. 11 00:01:26,547 --> 00:01:29,107 Black culture began to lose its distinctive flavor. 12 00:01:31,285 --> 00:01:34,917 And as the millennium drew to a close disaster struck. 13 00:01:36,457 --> 00:01:39,426 These seemingly random events were in fact orchestrated... 14 00:01:39,460 --> 00:01:42,190 by The Man, a villain obsessed... 15 00:01:42,230 --> 00:01:45,222 with turning back the clock on race relations. 16 00:01:45,266 --> 00:01:47,166 Just when it seemed the funky spirit... 17 00:01:47,201 --> 00:01:48,998 of the '70s would be lost forever,... 18 00:01:49,036 --> 00:01:52,631 a new hero emerged. His name, Undercover Brother. 19 00:02:27,808 --> 00:02:30,777 Give it to me. Need it, got to have it. 20 00:02:32,914 --> 00:02:35,178 Say! 21 00:03:03,544 --> 00:03:05,034 It ain't no thang. 22 00:03:06,213 --> 00:03:07,840 Yeah. 23 00:03:11,452 --> 00:03:13,682 A bird gonna shit on my windshield?! 24 00:03:13,721 --> 00:03:15,348 Not on my Cadillac! 25 00:03:15,389 --> 00:03:18,381 I'm gonna chop your feathers off and put you in Chinatown! 26 00:03:18,426 --> 00:03:20,894 They gonna make Peking Pigeon out of you! 27 00:03:20,928 --> 00:03:22,691 Damn! 28 00:03:22,930 --> 00:03:24,693 Unbeknownst to Undercover Brother,... 29 00:03:24,732 --> 00:03:27,428 there was a secret organization dedicated to truth,... 30 00:03:27,468 --> 00:03:29,663 justice, and the Afro-American way. 31 00:03:29,704 --> 00:03:33,105 They had never crossed paths until now. 32 00:03:51,759 --> 00:03:53,226 Headquarters, come in. 33 00:03:53,260 --> 00:03:55,785 Good work, Sistah Girl. 34 00:03:55,830 --> 00:03:59,391 Data from the mainframe ready to commence. 35 00:03:59,433 --> 00:04:02,402 She's transmitting! Are we up and ready? - Yes, sir. 36 00:04:02,436 --> 00:04:04,597 And I've hacked into the bank security system. 37 00:04:06,707 --> 00:04:08,265 You've got soul. 38 00:04:08,309 --> 00:04:10,539 We're in. 39 00:04:10,578 --> 00:04:14,674 The computer! Another idea stolen from the black man. 40 00:04:14,715 --> 00:04:16,979 Did you all know that George Washington Carver... 41 00:04:17,018 --> 00:04:19,316 made the first computer out of a peanut? 42 00:04:19,353 --> 00:04:20,718 A peanut? 43 00:04:20,755 --> 00:04:23,019 A peanut! - Shut up and get back to work! 44 00:04:23,057 --> 00:04:25,150 I've spent six months setting up this operation... 45 00:04:25,192 --> 00:04:26,921 and I want to see everything... 46 00:04:26,961 --> 00:04:30,089 off-shore accounts, dummy corporations, money laundering. 47 00:04:30,131 --> 00:04:32,497 If we can cut off his funds,... 48 00:04:32,533 --> 00:04:34,831 we may finally be able to stop The Man. 49 00:04:41,876 --> 00:04:44,845 Waited a long time for this. 50 00:04:46,547 --> 00:04:48,572 What the hell? - What the hell? 51 00:04:48,616 --> 00:04:51,312 What the... - Dissed. 52 00:04:51,352 --> 00:04:54,685 Ah, solid. - Hey! 53 00:04:54,722 --> 00:04:56,451 What the hell are you doing, old man? 54 00:05:07,568 --> 00:05:09,160 Headquarters... 55 00:05:09,203 --> 00:05:11,603 Is there another agent on this case? - Hell, no! 56 00:05:11,639 --> 00:05:13,266 Damn it, who is that guy? 57 00:05:13,307 --> 00:05:16,367 I'll cross-reference the bank's security camera with our database. 58 00:05:23,484 --> 00:05:25,543 Come on, Uncle Ben! 59 00:05:34,395 --> 00:05:36,625 It's Macy Gray with pork-chop sideburns! 60 00:05:41,569 --> 00:05:43,059 Who's bad? 61 00:05:48,642 --> 00:05:51,509 Ohh! Right up the pooper! 62 00:05:59,620 --> 00:06:02,350 Right on, sweet sistah. 63 00:06:05,126 --> 00:06:06,821 Damn it, who is he?! 64 00:06:06,861 --> 00:06:09,853 Sistah Girl, abort mission! 65 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:15,930 Damn it. Who was that guy? 66 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:27,677 Solid. 67 00:06:52,873 --> 00:06:56,172 Solid. 68 00:06:59,814 --> 00:07:02,248 Too funky for myself. 69 00:07:33,914 --> 00:07:36,280 Mr. Feather, The Man wants to see you. 70 00:07:36,317 --> 00:07:38,046 Fabulous. 71 00:07:41,455 --> 00:07:45,722 And now, the Channel 8 News with Wendy Marshall and Chuck Marlboro. 72 00:07:45,759 --> 00:07:49,820 There's growing speculation that former defense secretary and war hero,... 73 00:07:49,864 --> 00:07:52,389 General Warren Boutwell, will run for President. 74 00:07:52,433 --> 00:07:54,901 He is considered the first African-American... 75 00:07:54,935 --> 00:07:56,527 with a legitimate chance of winning. 76 00:07:56,570 --> 00:07:59,539 Wendy? Yeah, he is a strong candidate, Chuck. 77 00:07:59,573 --> 00:08:01,438 He's so well-spoken. I've noticed that. 78 00:08:01,475 --> 00:08:04,638 General Boutwell seems to have a lot of support all across the nation. 79 00:08:04,678 --> 00:08:06,839 Yes, and not just in the urban areas. 80 00:08:06,881 --> 00:08:10,578 In fact, the decorated four-star general and Vietnam vet... 81 00:08:10,618 --> 00:08:12,415 is regarded as one of the country's... 82 00:08:12,453 --> 00:08:14,250 most well-respected public figures. 83 00:08:14,288 --> 00:08:15,585 Thank you very much. 84 00:08:15,623 --> 00:08:17,648 A staunch advocate for civil rights,... 85 00:08:17,691 --> 00:08:20,819 Boutwell has never backed down from controversial issues. 86 00:08:20,861 --> 00:08:24,126 Indeed, if ever there was a straighter arrow than Warren Boutwell,... 87 00:08:24,164 --> 00:08:25,961 we'd be hard-pressed to find him. 88 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,161 Well, if he does declare his candidacy,... 89 00:08:28,202 --> 00:08:30,466 this certainly will be an exciting race. 90 00:08:30,504 --> 00:08:33,439 Race? I'm not touching that one. 91 00:08:33,474 --> 00:08:36,807 First, our children hip-hop all over the suburbs. 92 00:08:36,844 --> 00:08:38,903 Now Boutwell might be President?! 93 00:08:38,946 --> 00:08:43,076 They are taking over every aspect of our culture! 94 00:08:43,117 --> 00:08:45,551 Don't you agree, Mr. Feather? - Word. 95 00:08:45,586 --> 00:08:49,647 For sheezy, my neezy. - What did you say? 96 00:08:50,658 --> 00:08:52,353 I said... for sure. 97 00:08:52,393 --> 00:08:54,293 Yes, indeedy. 98 00:08:54,328 --> 00:08:56,353 I have a cold. 99 00:08:56,397 --> 00:08:59,628 I want the White House to stay white. 100 00:08:59,667 --> 00:09:01,032 Eliminate him! 101 00:09:02,069 --> 00:09:04,162 But, sir, if we kill him,... 102 00:09:04,204 --> 00:09:06,798 we'll only be making him a hero. 103 00:09:09,009 --> 00:09:10,806 Do you have a better idea? 104 00:09:10,844 --> 00:09:14,974 Our friends at Multinational Inc. have been developing a new drug... 105 00:09:15,015 --> 00:09:17,609 with some very interesting side effects. 106 00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:22,956 I think we may have found the perfect guinea pig. 107 00:09:34,368 --> 00:09:37,769 The so called Afro Bandit struck Multinational Bank. 108 00:09:37,805 --> 00:09:39,966 However, it appears no money was stolen. 109 00:09:40,007 --> 00:09:43,101 Authorities questioned singer Macy Gray,... 110 00:09:43,143 --> 00:09:46,374 but she was released for lack of evidence. 111 00:09:46,413 --> 00:09:48,506 Well, would anybody like to explain exactly... 112 00:09:48,549 --> 00:09:50,312 what the hell happened at the bank?! 113 00:09:50,351 --> 00:09:52,649 His name is Undercover Brother. 114 00:09:56,423 --> 00:09:58,414 Apparently, he was erasing mortgage records... 115 00:09:58,459 --> 00:10:01,019 so that low-income families wouldn't lose their homes. 116 00:10:01,061 --> 00:10:02,153 Great. 117 00:10:02,196 --> 00:10:05,131 A "Soul Train" reject with a Robin Hood complex. 118 00:10:05,165 --> 00:10:07,690 Now I've heard everything. - Hey, hey, hey, now. 119 00:10:07,735 --> 00:10:09,566 At least he got the job done. 120 00:10:09,603 --> 00:10:13,004 That's the kind of man we need around here. - The keyword being "man"? 121 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:14,803 Hold on. I didn't say that, you did. 122 00:10:14,842 --> 00:10:16,537 Man-man. 123 00:10:16,577 --> 00:10:18,704 The General's press conference is starting! 124 00:10:18,746 --> 00:10:20,407 We interrupt this broadcast to take you live... 125 00:10:20,447 --> 00:10:22,938 to a press conference by General Warren Boutwell,... 126 00:10:22,983 --> 00:10:24,382 in which he is expected to announce... 127 00:10:24,418 --> 00:10:27,546 that he is a candidate for presidency of the United States. 128 00:10:27,588 --> 00:10:30,421 I wonder if he'll run as a Democrat or an Independent. 129 00:10:30,457 --> 00:10:34,052 Never know. Might be a Republican. - Oh, please. 130 00:10:34,094 --> 00:10:37,396 What kind of self-respecting black man would run as a Republican? 131 00:10:37,431 --> 00:10:41,465 Name one thing the Republican party has done for black people. One! 132 00:10:41,502 --> 00:10:43,470 Well, they were the party of Lincoln. 133 00:10:43,504 --> 00:10:45,233 They stood against the tyranny of oppression... 134 00:10:45,272 --> 00:10:46,933 by leading the call for the Civil War,... 135 00:10:46,974 --> 00:10:49,636 and forced passage of the Emancipation Proclamation,... 136 00:10:49,676 --> 00:10:50,938 which freed the slaves. 137 00:10:52,646 --> 00:10:54,546 All right, name two things lately. 138 00:10:54,581 --> 00:10:56,549 Damn it, it doesn't matter what party! 139 00:10:56,583 --> 00:10:59,143 This could be the first step on the road to putting... 140 00:10:59,186 --> 00:11:01,416 an African-American in the White House. 141 00:11:01,455 --> 00:11:04,390 It's a great day for black people of all races. 142 00:11:07,261 --> 00:11:10,094 Good morning. - Think about it! 143 00:11:10,130 --> 00:11:13,463 I've thought long and hard about how I can best serve my country... 144 00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:15,229 now that I'm no longer in uniform. 145 00:11:15,269 --> 00:11:17,396 Well, today... 146 00:11:17,438 --> 00:11:19,565 I am proud to announce... 147 00:11:19,606 --> 00:11:21,437 that I will be... 148 00:11:21,475 --> 00:11:26,037 opening a chain of fried chicken restaurants. 149 00:11:28,015 --> 00:11:30,347 General Boutwell! 150 00:11:32,086 --> 00:11:33,417 Yes, sir. 151 00:11:33,454 --> 00:11:36,287 So, you're passing up a chance to be President... 152 00:11:36,323 --> 00:11:37,756 to open a chicken joint? 153 00:11:37,791 --> 00:11:40,817 A man like me doesn't have any business in politics. 154 00:11:40,861 --> 00:11:43,295 They say you should always do what you know. 155 00:11:43,330 --> 00:11:45,423 And what I know is good fried chicken. 156 00:11:45,466 --> 00:11:47,400 Yes, ma'am. 157 00:11:47,434 --> 00:11:50,528 Don't you think your supporters in the African-American community... 158 00:11:50,571 --> 00:11:53,301 will be particularly disappointed? 159 00:11:53,340 --> 00:11:55,433 Not after they taste the General's fried chicken. 160 00:11:56,743 --> 00:11:59,109 Surrender, Colonel, here comes the General. 161 00:11:59,146 --> 00:12:01,546 Will there be side dishes? - Sweet potatoes... 162 00:12:01,582 --> 00:12:07,014 Black-eyed peas, Mashed potatoes, macaroni... 163 00:12:07,054 --> 00:12:12,319 cornbread and the General's special... hot sauce! 164 00:12:12,359 --> 00:12:14,623 That's all for today. 165 00:12:14,661 --> 00:12:16,754 Thank you very much. Nice to see you all. 166 00:12:16,797 --> 00:12:19,129 General, what about desert? 167 00:12:23,070 --> 00:12:25,436 You know, he does have a point about that Colonel. 168 00:12:25,472 --> 00:12:26,962 I never trusted the Colonel! 169 00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:29,874 Slaves cooked that chicken! Ain't no white man know... 170 00:12:29,910 --> 00:12:32,105 about no 16 herbs and spices and giblets! 171 00:12:32,146 --> 00:12:34,307 Smart Brother, if you so damn smart,... 172 00:12:34,348 --> 00:12:37,340 Why don't you explain what just happened? 173 00:12:37,384 --> 00:12:39,545 If I wanted to hear something stupid,... 174 00:12:39,586 --> 00:12:43,818 I'd ask this skinny black ass! - In your face! 175 00:12:43,857 --> 00:12:45,791 Skinny black... Hey! 176 00:12:45,826 --> 00:12:49,091 We got to find out exactly what happened to the General, and fast! 177 00:12:49,129 --> 00:12:51,029 I'll get right on it. Whoa, hold on. 178 00:12:51,064 --> 00:12:54,033 Not that fast. We need some new blood on this case. 179 00:12:54,067 --> 00:12:57,400 What? Who? You can't just hire some fool off the streets. 180 00:12:57,437 --> 00:13:00,406 Watch me. Get me Undercover Brother! 181 00:13:01,108 --> 00:13:03,338 Ooh, too funky for myself. 182 00:13:03,377 --> 00:13:04,401 You were the only man outside the palace. 183 00:13:05,546 --> 00:13:07,207 I was outside. - Jimmy! 184 00:13:07,247 --> 00:13:09,511 But I wasn't the only one. - Jim Kelly! 185 00:13:09,550 --> 00:13:13,145 It is not possible. - Watch out for the hand! 186 00:13:14,888 --> 00:13:16,947 Gets you every time! Spinning back-kick! 187 00:13:28,402 --> 00:13:31,200 I think I'll lay down... 188 00:13:31,238 --> 00:13:33,570 and get me a little bit of sleep. 189 00:13:38,245 --> 00:13:40,236 Don't touch the hair! 190 00:13:43,483 --> 00:13:47,044 Okay, Bruce Leroy, turn around. 191 00:13:47,087 --> 00:13:48,918 Slowly. 192 00:13:52,259 --> 00:13:56,018 If you gonna shoot me, shoot me. 193 00:14:03,704 --> 00:14:05,695 Thank you, Jesus. 194 00:14:12,379 --> 00:14:13,869 Dig it. 195 00:14:13,914 --> 00:14:16,542 You that Sistah Girl from the bank, huh? 196 00:14:18,385 --> 00:14:20,478 I guess you like what you saw earlier. 197 00:14:21,221 --> 00:14:23,655 Look, baby, let's stop fooling around. 198 00:14:23,690 --> 00:14:25,487 Your body's slammin', let's get to jammin'. 199 00:14:25,692 --> 00:14:27,023 Excuse me? 200 00:14:27,060 --> 00:14:30,359 Oh, nothing relaxes a brother after a hard day of going undercover... 201 00:14:30,397 --> 00:14:32,228 like a little piece of the cookie. 202 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:36,392 Goddamn. My cookie would break you in half. 203 00:14:36,436 --> 00:14:41,066 Maybe, but that would be some long division. 204 00:14:42,576 --> 00:14:43,907 Long. 205 00:14:44,911 --> 00:14:47,379 You hit me pretty good, but I wasn't ready. 206 00:14:47,414 --> 00:14:51,077 Now, any time you think you want to get feisty or throw down... 207 00:14:55,589 --> 00:14:57,386 So, Sistah Girl,... 208 00:14:57,424 --> 00:14:59,892 if you're not here for Undercover Lover,... 209 00:14:59,926 --> 00:15:02,019 you must be here for Undercover Brother. 210 00:15:02,062 --> 00:15:04,326 What, pray tell, can I do for you today? 211 00:15:05,832 --> 00:15:08,164 Okay, we're here. Now be cool. 212 00:15:08,201 --> 00:15:10,499 This place is top secret. - Solid. 213 00:15:11,705 --> 00:15:13,366 Man, you know you ain't right. 214 00:15:15,776 --> 00:15:19,009 I'm gonna need my custom shears for this masterpiece. 215 00:15:19,046 --> 00:15:21,879 Careful. Puncture him and the hot air's liable to kill you. 216 00:15:21,915 --> 00:15:23,746 Take a seat. - Don't mind if I do. 217 00:15:24,251 --> 00:15:27,516 We're gonna hook you right up. - Holy funkadelic! 218 00:15:27,554 --> 00:15:31,854 This is some kind of secret organization you have here. 219 00:15:32,259 --> 00:15:34,250 Look at all this hi-tech spy equipment. 220 00:15:34,294 --> 00:15:38,321 You got clippers, you got T.C.B. activator. 221 00:15:38,365 --> 00:15:41,391 I mean, your only competition must be the K.G.B. 222 00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:44,067 Or the F.B.I. 223 00:15:53,180 --> 00:15:56,206 Who the hell are you, woman? You're the Grim Reaper! 224 00:15:56,249 --> 00:15:57,739 I don't want to go to hell! 225 00:15:57,784 --> 00:15:59,684 I ain't never did nothing but good! 226 00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:02,052 I swear to God I ain't done nothing wrong! 227 00:16:10,864 --> 00:16:12,661 Oh, come on. 228 00:16:12,699 --> 00:16:16,191 The flashing light and fan make the drop seem worse than it is. 229 00:16:21,375 --> 00:16:23,536 I knew that. 230 00:16:25,879 --> 00:16:28,347 Entering secure area. 231 00:16:28,382 --> 00:16:30,350 Stand here. 232 00:16:30,384 --> 00:16:32,375 Right here? 233 00:16:52,239 --> 00:16:55,800 Blackness confirmed. You got soul. 234 00:16:55,842 --> 00:16:59,668 What I'm about to show you few people have ever seen before. 235 00:17:01,648 --> 00:17:05,049 Would Agent Jefferson please pick up the black courtesy phone? 236 00:17:08,855 --> 00:17:11,153 Agents report to the ready room. 237 00:17:11,191 --> 00:17:13,182 Agents report to the ready room. 238 00:17:14,861 --> 00:17:17,159 Welcome to the Brotherhood. 239 00:17:17,197 --> 00:17:19,028 Solid. 240 00:17:21,201 --> 00:17:22,998 Yes, I know. 241 00:17:23,036 --> 00:17:26,062 I really don't want to talk about this over the telephone. 242 00:17:26,106 --> 00:17:28,438 Perhaps we could meet at a secret location? 243 00:17:28,475 --> 00:17:31,103 Okay. No, that sounds great. 244 00:17:31,144 --> 00:17:33,635 All right. Revolution. Take care. 245 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:35,614 "The revolution will not be televised." 246 00:17:35,649 --> 00:17:39,176 This is Undercover Brother. - Hey, how you doing? 247 00:17:39,219 --> 00:17:41,483 Good morning! 248 00:17:41,521 --> 00:17:44,354 Good morning? Get on the desk! 249 00:17:44,391 --> 00:17:46,689 You brought a spy around me?! 250 00:17:46,726 --> 00:17:49,092 Spy in the building! 251 00:17:49,129 --> 00:17:50,960 Don't touch the 'fro. - Back up off! 252 00:17:50,997 --> 00:17:54,956 Back up off me! - Let me tell you something about the word "good." 253 00:17:55,001 --> 00:17:58,027 Good is an ancient Anglo-Saxon word. 254 00:17:58,071 --> 00:18:01,404 Go-od, meaning the absence of color,... 255 00:18:01,441 --> 00:18:03,306 i.E... . "It's all good,"... 256 00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:05,971 which it is, or "Good Will Hunting,"... 257 00:18:06,012 --> 00:18:08,310 meaning, "I'm hunting niggas!" 258 00:18:08,348 --> 00:18:11,476 So if you say "good morning" to me, you're saying, 259 00:18:11,518 --> 00:18:14,851 "I'm gonna kill your black ass first thing in the morning!" 260 00:18:14,888 --> 00:18:17,482 Is that that damn Undercover Brother?! - You in trouble. 261 00:18:17,524 --> 00:18:19,492 Where the hell have you been?! 262 00:18:19,526 --> 00:18:21,619 This is a job, not some kind of damn summer camp! 263 00:18:21,661 --> 00:18:23,492 And I'm tired of you disrespecting me! 264 00:18:23,530 --> 00:18:27,159 Give me one good reason why I shouldn't fire your sorry ass! 265 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:30,169 Because I don't work for you? 266 00:18:30,203 --> 00:18:31,830 Shut up! 267 00:18:31,872 --> 00:18:34,841 Save your smart comments for the chunky brother in the smock! 268 00:18:34,875 --> 00:18:36,866 Now get in my office! 269 00:18:55,729 --> 00:18:57,856 Congratulations, Mr. Feather. 270 00:18:57,898 --> 00:18:59,695 Thank you, Mister... 271 00:18:59,733 --> 00:19:01,633 The Man. 272 00:19:01,668 --> 00:19:05,798 As you can see, the General is totally under our control. 273 00:19:05,839 --> 00:19:10,299 Yes, our little experiment was a success. 274 00:19:10,343 --> 00:19:15,303 In fact, I've decided to use the General to launch "Operation Whitewash." 275 00:19:15,348 --> 00:19:18,806 Fabulous. I'll inform Multinational to step up production. 276 00:19:18,852 --> 00:19:22,151 The only thing standing in our way is the Brotherhood. 277 00:19:22,188 --> 00:19:25,646 And they won't be a problem, will they, Feather? 278 00:19:25,692 --> 00:19:27,785 No, sir. 279 00:19:27,827 --> 00:19:29,021 Good. 280 00:19:30,697 --> 00:19:33,689 Uh, will they, Feather? 281 00:19:38,371 --> 00:19:41,568 New one from Britney... 282 00:20:19,879 --> 00:20:22,404 What am I doing?! 283 00:20:33,059 --> 00:20:35,118 And that's why we believe there's got to be... 284 00:20:35,161 --> 00:20:38,995 some connection between the General's announcement and The Man. 285 00:20:39,032 --> 00:20:41,762 Come on, y'all. Y'all telling me there's really a Man? 286 00:20:41,801 --> 00:20:45,066 What do you think, Undercover Brother? 287 00:20:45,105 --> 00:20:46,697 If that is your real name. 288 00:20:46,740 --> 00:20:48,970 You think things just happen by accident? 289 00:20:49,009 --> 00:20:55,081 No! Sometimes people, mostly white people, make things happen. 290 00:20:55,115 --> 00:20:56,707 That's where we come in... 291 00:20:56,750 --> 00:21:01,084 and our never ending struggle against The Man,... 292 00:21:01,121 --> 00:21:07,158 a.k.a. Whitey, a.k.a. Mr. Charlie, a.k.a. Honky McGee. 293 00:21:07,193 --> 00:21:11,663 So, the conspiracies we've believed for all these years are really true? 294 00:21:11,698 --> 00:21:13,689 The N.B.A. really instituted... 295 00:21:13,733 --> 00:21:16,964 the three-point shot to give white boys a chance? 296 00:21:17,003 --> 00:21:18,265 Absolutely. 297 00:21:18,304 --> 00:21:20,898 So the entertainment industry really is out to get Spike Lee. 298 00:21:20,940 --> 00:21:23,374 Is that right? - Come on, man! 299 00:21:23,410 --> 00:21:25,344 Even Cher got an Oscar. 300 00:21:25,378 --> 00:21:26,902 Cher-rr! 301 00:21:26,946 --> 00:21:29,813 And O.J. really didn't do it? 302 00:21:33,253 --> 00:21:35,813 Let's just move on, shall we? 303 00:21:36,923 --> 00:21:39,391 Holy moly, looks like the Source Awards in here. 304 00:21:39,426 --> 00:21:41,394 It does now. 305 00:21:41,428 --> 00:21:43,453 Hurting. - Who's that? 306 00:21:43,496 --> 00:21:45,464 Oh, this is Lance, our intern. 307 00:21:45,498 --> 00:21:47,090 Lance, this is Undercover Brother. 308 00:21:47,133 --> 00:21:48,600 What's happening? 309 00:21:48,635 --> 00:21:52,002 Whas-ssup?! 310 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:57,504 Okay, how did the white boy get a job here at the Brotherhood? 311 00:21:57,544 --> 00:22:00,342 Shit. What can I tell you? Affirmative action. 312 00:22:00,380 --> 00:22:01,972 What? Here we go. 313 00:22:02,015 --> 00:22:03,505 Oh, boy. Open up the window. 314 00:22:03,550 --> 00:22:05,745 It's getting all racial up in this piece. 315 00:22:08,054 --> 00:22:11,315 Look here, Undercover Brother, now that you're working for us,... 316 00:22:11,357 --> 00:22:13,621 you're gonna need to memorize our rules and regulations. 317 00:22:13,660 --> 00:22:16,527 Trim the hair, and for God's sake, get rid of the clothes. 318 00:22:16,563 --> 00:22:18,827 Slow your roll, Chief. You know, I respect... 319 00:22:18,865 --> 00:22:20,924 what y'all are doing here at the Brotherhood,... 320 00:22:20,967 --> 00:22:24,630 but I'm a firm believer in everybody should do their own thang. 321 00:22:35,248 --> 00:22:37,978 Okay, he should never do his own thang. 322 00:22:40,620 --> 00:22:43,088 I'm getting too old for this shit. 323 00:22:46,526 --> 00:22:49,552 I said, "You'd better open the bank and give me my money." 324 00:22:49,596 --> 00:22:50,927 Yeah? "It's my money. 325 00:22:50,964 --> 00:22:52,761 I don't care whose bank it is!" Right. 326 00:22:52,799 --> 00:22:55,393 I know whose money is in it. I'm keeping it real. 327 00:22:55,435 --> 00:22:57,903 That's all I'm saying. - Hi, Conspiracy Brother. 328 00:22:57,937 --> 00:22:59,666 "Hi"? What you mean, "Hi"? 329 00:22:59,706 --> 00:23:01,731 Like, "Hi, y'all want to be white?" 330 00:23:01,775 --> 00:23:04,403 High, like the white man wants to keep us? Huh? 331 00:23:05,578 --> 00:23:07,842 You don't smell no weed on me, did you? 332 00:23:07,881 --> 00:23:09,872 Hey, brother, can I get a list... 333 00:23:09,916 --> 00:23:11,884 of the words that trigger these fits? 334 00:23:11,918 --> 00:23:13,510 Man, you really need to relax. 335 00:23:13,553 --> 00:23:15,180 Go see a movie. - A movie? 336 00:23:15,221 --> 00:23:16,916 A movie. Come on, man! 337 00:23:16,956 --> 00:23:19,186 So I can fall in love with some cute black man... 338 00:23:19,225 --> 00:23:21,853 that teaches white people everything they know about the shrimp industry... 339 00:23:21,895 --> 00:23:23,726 before they kill him 30 minutes into the movie? 340 00:23:23,763 --> 00:23:26,891 "Hey, why don't you walk down that tunnel, black man? 341 00:23:26,933 --> 00:23:29,094 Hey, black man, turn on the generator. 342 00:23:29,135 --> 00:23:31,695 This dinosaur is out there. Hey, black man, look out. 343 00:23:31,738 --> 00:23:34,036 He's got a gun!" 344 00:23:34,073 --> 00:23:35,802 Oh! I'm hit! 345 00:23:35,875 --> 00:23:37,809 But my vest caught it, bitch! 346 00:23:37,844 --> 00:23:39,436 Yes, I'm alive! 347 00:23:39,479 --> 00:23:43,108 I told you to keep your finger off the trigger of that thing! 348 00:23:43,149 --> 00:23:44,548 I'm cool, everybody. 349 00:23:44,584 --> 00:23:46,176 Undercover Brother, please. - Go on back to work. 350 00:23:46,219 --> 00:23:47,948 Sorry about all that. - I shit on myself! 351 00:23:47,987 --> 00:23:49,545 I have a couple of things for you. 352 00:23:49,589 --> 00:23:53,457 Here are your shoes. I took the liberty of making a few modifications. 353 00:23:54,961 --> 00:23:57,555 And now, am I correct in assuming that the Cadillac... 354 00:23:57,597 --> 00:23:59,895 that was double-parked in the parking lot belongs to you? 355 00:23:59,933 --> 00:24:02,663 Smart Brother, that is not just a Caddy. 356 00:24:02,702 --> 00:24:04,693 That is a Cadillac Coupe DeVille. 357 00:24:04,737 --> 00:24:07,535 Y'all don't give a shit about me! I need a sponge bath. 358 00:24:08,875 --> 00:24:11,173 That's an orange soda dispenser. 359 00:24:11,211 --> 00:24:13,941 And a crossover amp and subwoofer for your eight-track. 360 00:24:13,980 --> 00:24:16,972 Ah, man. Smart Brother, you's a bad mother... 361 00:24:17,016 --> 00:24:19,576 Shut your mouth! 362 00:24:19,619 --> 00:24:21,348 Enjoy, huh? 363 00:24:21,554 --> 00:24:22,748 All right. 364 00:24:22,789 --> 00:24:25,849 Big car, big hair, big necklace. 365 00:24:25,892 --> 00:24:28,622 Someone is clearly overcompensating. 366 00:24:28,661 --> 00:24:32,222 First of all, you forgot about my big, black, fuzzy balls. 367 00:24:38,538 --> 00:24:40,165 And secondly, this is not a necklace,... 368 00:24:40,206 --> 00:24:42,265 it's a medallion given to me by my father... 369 00:24:42,308 --> 00:24:45,038 so I never forget who I am or what I stand for. 370 00:24:45,078 --> 00:24:46,943 I don't need no gold. Don't need no jewels. 371 00:24:46,980 --> 00:24:49,949 The medallion keeps me cool. You dig? 372 00:24:50,350 --> 00:24:52,545 Sistah Girl, Undercover Brother, come in. 373 00:24:56,256 --> 00:24:57,723 What it is, Chief? 374 00:24:57,757 --> 00:24:59,850 We've just discovered that the General is playing golf... 375 00:24:59,893 --> 00:25:01,724 with some of Multinational's head honchos. 376 00:25:01,761 --> 00:25:05,060 Now, you get yo ass down there and see what you can find out! 377 00:25:05,098 --> 00:25:06,793 And by the way, Undercover Screw Up,... 378 00:25:06,833 --> 00:25:09,427 don't let me catch your black ass in the news again. 379 00:25:10,169 --> 00:25:11,534 You hear me?! I want you to blend in! 380 00:25:11,571 --> 00:25:14,005 Chiefie, baby, I'm a master of disguises. 381 00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:16,634 I can blend in like a good weave. 382 00:25:22,382 --> 00:25:24,850 Say, where's that caddy? - I don't know. 383 00:25:24,884 --> 00:25:26,545 Oh, there he is. 384 00:25:30,423 --> 00:25:32,118 Jah mon, rasta. 385 00:25:39,766 --> 00:25:43,202 Nice shot. 386 00:25:51,377 --> 00:25:53,504 Sistah Girl, the camera's up. 387 00:25:59,118 --> 00:26:01,484 Would anyone like some fried chicken? 388 00:26:10,863 --> 00:26:12,990 Mr. Feather. 389 00:26:13,032 --> 00:26:14,727 Undercover Brother? 390 00:26:14,767 --> 00:26:16,735 We're definitely on the right track. 391 00:26:16,769 --> 00:26:19,499 That's the number one flunkey of The Man. 392 00:26:19,539 --> 00:26:22,064 I'm gonna report to the Chief, find out what he wants to do. 393 00:26:22,108 --> 00:26:24,576 That cat'll be long gone by that time. 394 00:26:24,610 --> 00:26:26,441 This thing's going down now, baby. 395 00:26:26,479 --> 00:26:28,640 This is strictly an observational mission. 396 00:26:28,681 --> 00:26:30,410 We are not authorized to take action. 397 00:26:30,450 --> 00:26:31,542 Well, observe this. 398 00:26:32,051 --> 00:26:34,576 Action is what Undercover Brother's all about. 399 00:26:37,924 --> 00:26:39,721 Hmm. Rasta man. 400 00:26:49,235 --> 00:26:54,070 Oh, the mind control formula is complete. 401 00:26:56,142 --> 00:26:57,700 Who's there? - Kung! 402 00:26:57,744 --> 00:26:59,735 Kung who? 403 00:27:03,016 --> 00:27:04,608 Kung fool! 404 00:27:20,199 --> 00:27:21,962 Ow, my wrist. 405 00:27:24,470 --> 00:27:26,461 Help! Thief! There's a thief here! 406 00:27:26,506 --> 00:27:29,202 What the hell is your problem? - Give me back my things! 407 00:27:29,242 --> 00:27:32,040 Thief! Hey, give me that back! 408 00:27:35,882 --> 00:27:37,850 Hold it! 409 00:27:37,884 --> 00:27:40,375 Holy Motown. 410 00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:50,495 Come on. - You don't want to mess with me, man! 411 00:27:59,405 --> 00:28:01,430 I had 'em, baby. Yeah, I saw. 412 00:28:01,474 --> 00:28:03,169 Come on, let's go! 413 00:28:05,845 --> 00:28:07,244 Come on! 414 00:28:09,515 --> 00:28:11,813 Stop where you are! This is security! 415 00:28:11,851 --> 00:28:14,319 Do not move! - Quick! This way! 416 00:28:14,353 --> 00:28:15,945 Aw, hell, they moved. 417 00:28:20,293 --> 00:28:22,693 Do it. Code 37. 418 00:28:34,474 --> 00:28:36,999 Is he crazy? - Okay, slow down! 419 00:28:39,612 --> 00:28:42,046 Slow, slow, slow. 420 00:28:42,081 --> 00:28:44,379 Hey, slow down over there, people! 421 00:28:46,886 --> 00:28:48,376 Hold the wheel, baby. 422 00:28:51,390 --> 00:28:53,358 No! No! - Oh, no! 423 00:28:53,392 --> 00:28:55,724 Oh, jeez! Too fast! 424 00:28:55,761 --> 00:28:57,558 Losing control! 425 00:29:25,358 --> 00:29:28,225 There's got to be another way out of here. - Hold it! 426 00:29:45,878 --> 00:29:47,607 Thanks for the lift. 427 00:29:49,715 --> 00:29:55,352 A spectral analysis has ironically confirmed traces of poultry on Mr. Feather. 428 00:29:55,388 --> 00:29:57,288 This proves that The Man must be behind... 429 00:29:57,323 --> 00:29:59,416 Multinational Inc. 's deal with the General. 430 00:29:59,458 --> 00:30:02,120 I don't get it. What does The Man got to do with fried chicken? 431 00:30:02,161 --> 00:30:04,857 Is that his big plan, to get black people to eat junk food? 432 00:30:04,897 --> 00:30:07,229 Open your eyes, Undercover Brother! 433 00:30:07,266 --> 00:30:10,793 This has to do with discrediting the General. 434 00:30:10,836 --> 00:30:12,770 That is the white man's tactic. 435 00:30:12,805 --> 00:30:14,773 He don't want no black President. 436 00:30:14,807 --> 00:30:16,240 You've seen it all through history. 437 00:30:16,275 --> 00:30:18,209 They never give black men credit. 438 00:30:18,244 --> 00:30:21,236 Jesus Christ... black man. 439 00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:25,080 Babe Ruth... black man. 440 00:30:26,385 --> 00:30:27,750 Madonna! 441 00:30:28,921 --> 00:30:30,718 Sleeps with black men. 442 00:30:30,756 --> 00:30:32,951 Think about it. 443 00:30:32,992 --> 00:30:35,119 So the General sold out to The Man. 444 00:30:35,161 --> 00:30:36,958 I don't think it's that simple. 445 00:30:36,996 --> 00:30:40,022 When you're dealing with The Man, it never is. 446 00:30:41,267 --> 00:30:45,397 Our only choice here is to infiltrate Multinational Inc. 447 00:30:45,438 --> 00:30:48,032 Then we can find out what happened to the General. 448 00:30:48,074 --> 00:30:50,736 It'll be a very dangerous assignment. 449 00:30:51,944 --> 00:30:53,912 It'll be your most vigorous training yet. 450 00:30:53,946 --> 00:30:55,607 You're gonna have to think and act... 451 00:30:55,648 --> 00:30:58,082 just like a tight-butt white man with a 401K plan... 452 00:30:58,117 --> 00:30:59,744 and a country club membership. 453 00:30:59,785 --> 00:31:01,719 So pay attention. 454 00:31:06,592 --> 00:31:08,059 Here... 455 00:31:08,094 --> 00:31:10,392 have a bite of this... 456 00:31:10,429 --> 00:31:11,623 sandwich. 457 00:31:11,664 --> 00:31:13,529 How did you know I was hungry? 458 00:31:13,566 --> 00:31:15,397 I ain't eat nothing this morning. 459 00:31:19,405 --> 00:31:22,602 You trying to kill me? - If you're going to pass in white America,... 460 00:31:22,642 --> 00:31:25,702 you are going to have to learn to like mayonnaise! 461 00:31:25,745 --> 00:31:26,939 No! Listen... 462 00:31:26,979 --> 00:31:30,039 if you're ever forced to eat this mayonnaise,... 463 00:31:30,082 --> 00:31:32,744 simply press the button on this side of the watch. 464 00:31:32,785 --> 00:31:35,413 It delivers a rather liberal spritzing of hot sauce. 465 00:31:35,454 --> 00:31:38,753 One blast should be enough to make Caucasian food edible. 466 00:31:38,791 --> 00:31:40,349 Well, it works on grits. 467 00:31:43,195 --> 00:31:45,026 Now, since time is of the essence,... 468 00:31:45,064 --> 00:31:47,055 I developed a device that allows you... 469 00:31:47,099 --> 00:31:49,124 to absorb the whole of white culture... 470 00:31:49,168 --> 00:31:52,103 in mere seconds using subliminal imagery. 471 00:31:52,138 --> 00:31:56,473 I call it... Caucasiavision. 472 00:31:56,509 --> 00:31:59,307 Hey, I feel like George Clinton. 473 00:32:02,014 --> 00:32:04,539 Turn it on. 474 00:32:13,693 --> 00:32:16,127 No! 475 00:32:19,165 --> 00:32:20,564 Make it stop! Make it stop! 476 00:32:24,203 --> 00:32:25,898 Don't you give up on me! 477 00:32:27,073 --> 00:32:29,200 I see white people. It's too much! 478 00:32:29,241 --> 00:32:30,572 Too much! Caucasian overload! 479 00:32:31,544 --> 00:32:33,205 Caucasian overload. Breathe. 480 00:32:33,245 --> 00:32:34,872 Caucasian overload! Breathe. 481 00:32:36,415 --> 00:32:38,406 Breathe. Breathe. 482 00:32:40,086 --> 00:32:43,249 That's too much white for one brother to take. 483 00:32:43,289 --> 00:32:44,620 You did good. 484 00:32:44,657 --> 00:32:46,818 We need to make sure the process worked,... 485 00:32:46,859 --> 00:32:51,091 so I called in an expert on white culture. 486 00:33:03,709 --> 00:33:05,904 "In season three of 'Friends',... 487 00:33:07,980 --> 00:33:12,644 what object of Julia's did Ross see on his bedside table... 488 00:33:12,685 --> 00:33:14,676 the night he kissed Rachel?" 489 00:33:22,228 --> 00:33:23,889 Her saline solution. 490 00:33:26,665 --> 00:33:28,496 He's ready. 491 00:33:39,412 --> 00:33:40,902 Hi, there. 492 00:33:42,748 --> 00:33:44,238 How are you doing? 493 00:33:45,785 --> 00:33:48,083 What do you say there? 494 00:33:49,355 --> 00:33:50,686 Howdy. May I help you? 495 00:33:50,723 --> 00:33:52,213 I sincerely hope so. 496 00:33:52,258 --> 00:33:54,226 Today's my first day at Multinational. 497 00:33:54,260 --> 00:33:56,558 Oh, my. Jackson. 498 00:33:56,595 --> 00:33:58,062 Anton Jackson. 499 00:33:58,097 --> 00:34:00,292 And no, not one of the Jackson Five. 500 00:34:03,469 --> 00:34:05,994 Here we go. You're in suite 54. Tobacco division. 501 00:34:06,272 --> 00:34:11,502 We need some fresh, hip strategies to expand our market share. 502 00:34:11,544 --> 00:34:14,035 As it turns out, I have just the product. 503 00:34:16,048 --> 00:34:17,845 Here's one of your cigarettes. 504 00:34:17,883 --> 00:34:19,180 Take a good look at it. 505 00:34:19,218 --> 00:34:22,016 It's pale, small, a little on the limp side. 506 00:34:22,054 --> 00:34:23,385 It's basically inadequate. 507 00:34:23,422 --> 00:34:25,583 It can't possibly give much pleasure to the user. 508 00:34:25,624 --> 00:34:28,184 It sure can't. - I mean, ask yourselves,... 509 00:34:28,227 --> 00:34:30,422 how many black people are gonna want to smoke this? 510 00:34:30,463 --> 00:34:32,693 Not the one I know. - You have to effectively position... 511 00:34:32,731 --> 00:34:34,699 your product within the black consumer. 512 00:34:34,733 --> 00:34:37,531 May I present to you The Fatty? 513 00:34:38,537 --> 00:34:41,597 Hmm? It's got that hand-rolled look and feel... 514 00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:44,040 that's so popular with today's black youth. 515 00:34:44,076 --> 00:34:48,035 It's big. It's full of long-lasting pleasure... 516 00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:50,446 To be enjoyed again... 517 00:34:55,087 --> 00:34:56,782 I could use a smoke. 518 00:34:56,822 --> 00:34:59,222 Yeah? Good. 519 00:35:02,528 --> 00:35:05,520 It's time to say goodbye to Anton Jackson... 520 00:35:09,702 --> 00:35:12,500 and say what it is to Undercover Brother. 521 00:35:16,675 --> 00:35:18,540 Now, that's a long way down. 522 00:36:17,536 --> 00:36:19,834 Come in, Brotherhood. Are you digging me? 523 00:36:19,872 --> 00:36:21,464 Undercover Brother. 524 00:36:21,507 --> 00:36:23,805 I'll transmit some computer files about the General. 525 00:36:23,842 --> 00:36:25,867 See what you can do with it. - Right on. 526 00:36:32,818 --> 00:36:35,878 The chief wants you to stay undercover until we decode this information. 527 00:36:35,921 --> 00:36:37,889 I can dig it. - But be careful. 528 00:36:37,923 --> 00:36:40,050 If they're onto you, they might set up a trap. 529 00:36:40,092 --> 00:36:41,684 I know this is the wrong time,... 530 00:36:41,727 --> 00:36:45,462 but I wanted to let you know, I'm thinking about you, girl. 531 00:36:45,497 --> 00:36:47,863 I'm bouncin'. Shakin' a spot. 532 00:36:47,900 --> 00:36:50,130 Gone. - Bye. 533 00:36:50,169 --> 00:36:52,296 Bye. 534 00:36:53,973 --> 00:36:55,941 Mr. Elias, there's been a breach! 535 00:36:55,975 --> 00:36:58,307 That afro! 536 00:36:58,344 --> 00:37:00,437 I'd recognize it anywhere. 537 00:37:00,479 --> 00:37:02,811 The Brotherhood is making their move. 538 00:37:02,848 --> 00:37:04,782 Just as I expected. 539 00:37:06,352 --> 00:37:08,946 It's time to release our secret weapon. 540 00:37:08,988 --> 00:37:11,616 I call it... 541 00:37:11,657 --> 00:37:14,820 Black Man's kryptonite. 542 00:37:30,409 --> 00:37:33,537 How's it going there? 543 00:37:33,579 --> 00:37:35,274 What the hell? 544 00:37:35,914 --> 00:37:37,882 Oh, dear. 545 00:37:37,916 --> 00:37:40,851 Oh, what am I gonna do? 546 00:37:40,886 --> 00:37:42,854 My gosh. 547 00:37:44,056 --> 00:37:47,219 Look at this mess. Oh, dear. 548 00:37:48,894 --> 00:37:51,192 I'm so sorry. Let me help you. 549 00:37:51,230 --> 00:37:52,822 Jeez, that's sweet of you. 550 00:37:52,865 --> 00:37:54,890 If I mess up my boss' report,... 551 00:37:54,933 --> 00:37:57,401 he's gonna have a conniption with a capital K. 552 00:37:57,436 --> 00:38:01,304 Penelope Snow. 553 00:38:02,341 --> 00:38:04,138 Anton Jackson. 554 00:38:04,176 --> 00:38:06,144 I'm so sorry. Here. 555 00:38:06,178 --> 00:38:09,204 Thanks, Anton. You're so sweet. 556 00:38:09,248 --> 00:38:12,809 And cute, too. In a Theo Huxtable kind of way. 557 00:38:14,119 --> 00:38:15,984 Are you new here? 558 00:38:16,021 --> 00:38:18,421 Yeah, it's my first day. Mine too. 559 00:38:18,457 --> 00:38:20,322 Really? - Yeah, I just moved here... 560 00:38:20,359 --> 00:38:22,327 bringing nothing by my hopes and my dreams. 561 00:38:22,361 --> 00:38:25,353 But sometimes the big city can be so... 562 00:38:26,532 --> 00:38:28,329 ...big. 563 00:38:28,367 --> 00:38:31,928 A girl needs friends, Anton. 564 00:38:31,970 --> 00:38:34,200 Would you like to be my friend? 565 00:39:52,818 --> 00:39:54,843 I didn't know you had such a beautiful voice. 566 00:39:56,054 --> 00:40:00,514 You know, you and I have tons in common. 567 00:40:00,559 --> 00:40:03,357 I know what it feels like to be discriminated against. 568 00:40:03,395 --> 00:40:06,853 I mean, just because a girl has a healthy sexual appetite,... 569 00:40:06,899 --> 00:40:08,799 doesn't mean she can't do her job. 570 00:40:08,834 --> 00:40:11,462 They look at you... 571 00:40:11,503 --> 00:40:14,370 and all they see is a threatening black man. 572 00:40:15,908 --> 00:40:18,274 And they look at me, and all they see... 573 00:40:18,310 --> 00:40:20,870 are my full breasts and my narrow waist... 574 00:40:20,913 --> 00:40:22,642 that tapers to my pert backside. 575 00:40:22,681 --> 00:40:25,047 It's just not fair. 576 00:40:25,083 --> 00:40:27,415 Here you go, folks. - Yum. 577 00:40:30,189 --> 00:40:32,987 And here's the extra mayonnaise you ordered. - Yum, yum. 578 00:40:33,025 --> 00:40:35,858 Enjoy. - This is the best stuff. 579 00:40:38,263 --> 00:40:40,128 Have you eaten here before, Anton? 580 00:40:40,165 --> 00:40:42,133 No, I haven't. It's my first time. 581 00:40:42,167 --> 00:40:43,998 Oh, take a bite of my sandwich. 582 00:40:45,838 --> 00:40:47,863 Come on, Anton. 583 00:40:48,974 --> 00:40:51,033 Just one little bite. 584 00:41:01,119 --> 00:41:02,416 Scrumptious. 585 00:41:06,225 --> 00:41:11,121 Oh, Anton, I can't wait to see you in these corduroys. 586 00:41:11,163 --> 00:41:13,188 You're gonna make me blush. 587 00:41:13,232 --> 00:41:15,757 And you might not see it! 588 00:41:15,801 --> 00:41:18,235 May I help you, sir? 589 00:41:20,606 --> 00:41:22,039 Hello, fellow person of color. 590 00:41:22,074 --> 00:41:23,803 How's it going today? 591 00:41:25,677 --> 00:41:28,305 What's going down? - What are you doing with that girl? 592 00:41:28,347 --> 00:41:29,871 What girl? - That girl! 593 00:41:29,915 --> 00:41:31,712 Oh, the white woman. 594 00:41:31,750 --> 00:41:33,377 I'm undercover. 595 00:41:33,418 --> 00:41:36,319 When you go undercover, you have to do things you wouldn't normally do. 596 00:41:36,355 --> 00:41:40,088 No matter how difficult, how dangerous, how good it might have felt. 597 00:41:40,125 --> 00:41:43,117 Like having sex with white girls? 598 00:41:43,161 --> 00:41:45,391 Damn it, woman, would you just back off?! 599 00:41:45,430 --> 00:41:49,389 Attention angry black man in khakis. 600 00:41:49,434 --> 00:41:52,460 Golly, I must have tripped or something. 601 00:41:52,504 --> 00:41:54,904 Hi, Ton-ja. 602 00:41:54,940 --> 00:41:57,238 Listen... 603 00:41:57,276 --> 00:42:00,575 I was wondering, do you have any dickies? 604 00:42:00,612 --> 00:42:02,170 'Cause I couldn't find them. 605 00:42:02,214 --> 00:42:03,875 Really? 606 00:42:03,916 --> 00:42:06,851 Perhaps we're all sold out. 607 00:42:06,885 --> 00:42:08,853 Aw, that's too bad. 608 00:42:08,887 --> 00:42:10,445 Come on, Anton. 609 00:42:10,489 --> 00:42:15,785 I saw a mock turtleneck at Eddie Bauer that's perfect for you. 610 00:42:15,827 --> 00:42:18,489 Thanks for all your help. Bye-bye, Ton-ja. 611 00:42:18,697 --> 00:42:20,221 Bye-bye. 612 00:42:30,275 --> 00:42:31,503 And action! 613 00:42:32,277 --> 00:42:33,744 I want you... 614 00:42:34,746 --> 00:42:37,579 to buy my new fried chicken, that is. 615 00:42:38,917 --> 00:42:41,215 Sure enough. 616 00:42:41,253 --> 00:42:43,050 I used to work for the Pentagon,... 617 00:42:43,088 --> 00:42:45,215 now I help you to get your chicken on. 618 00:42:45,257 --> 00:42:47,054 And for a limited time only,... 619 00:42:47,092 --> 00:42:49,060 order an eight-piece Nappy Meal,... 620 00:42:49,094 --> 00:42:52,894 and get a 32-ounce malt liquor absolutely free. 621 00:43:08,814 --> 00:43:11,977 Lord have mercy. 622 00:43:19,725 --> 00:43:23,525 Introducing the Nappy Meal from G.F.C. 623 00:43:23,562 --> 00:43:26,053 This chicken is the bomb. 624 00:43:28,066 --> 00:43:31,399 At the General's, we do chicken right-on! 625 00:43:32,571 --> 00:43:34,835 Will you look at that? 626 00:43:34,873 --> 00:43:37,899 The General's lost his damn mind. 627 00:43:37,943 --> 00:43:40,036 He's making a fool out of himself over this crap. 628 00:43:47,919 --> 00:43:49,580 What? It's catchy. 629 00:43:49,621 --> 00:43:51,384 Reminds me of the Fresh Prince. 630 00:43:51,423 --> 00:43:53,015 I like him. He raps happy. 631 00:43:54,092 --> 00:43:56,560 Excuse me, sir. This is a restricted... good God! 632 00:43:56,595 --> 00:43:59,155 Heya, Chiefster. Lance. - Nice pants. 633 00:43:59,197 --> 00:44:01,665 Undercover Brother? - Undercover Brother? 634 00:44:02,300 --> 00:44:05,531 What happened to you? - He had sex with a white girl, that's what! 635 00:44:05,570 --> 00:44:07,834 Was it everything I dreamed of? It was good. 636 00:44:08,306 --> 00:44:09,534 She had pink nipples? Big ones. 637 00:44:09,574 --> 00:44:11,769 Yeah, big ones. - Yeah. 638 00:44:11,810 --> 00:44:14,301 Her carpet matched her drapes? - Excuse me? 639 00:44:16,915 --> 00:44:20,749 No, man. You can't be doing that. - What were you doing? 640 00:44:20,786 --> 00:44:24,022 White girl or no white girl, where the hell have you been? 641 00:44:24,046 --> 00:44:27,020 Not there, 'cause that's where people who swear go. Thank you very much. 642 00:44:27,059 --> 00:44:29,357 You sound like a 14-year-old white chick. 643 00:44:29,394 --> 00:44:32,329 I don't think so, Sister Girl. 644 00:44:32,364 --> 00:44:35,390 It's Sistah Girl, dude. 645 00:44:35,434 --> 00:44:37,595 Maybe on Planet Ebonics. But where I come from,... 646 00:44:37,636 --> 00:44:40,002 we like to pronounce our E's and our R's,... 647 00:44:40,038 --> 00:44:41,801 thank you very much. 648 00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:44,365 E's and R's? 649 00:44:44,409 --> 00:44:46,570 Ebonics, huh? I be thinking... 650 00:44:46,611 --> 00:44:49,944 that somebody in this room is selling out. 651 00:44:49,981 --> 00:44:51,846 I say we kill him. Shut the door, nigga. 652 00:44:51,883 --> 00:44:54,010 Shh, it's gonna be all right, baby. Don't look! 653 00:44:54,052 --> 00:44:56,316 I'm sorry, dawg, but you need... Hey, buddy,... 654 00:44:56,354 --> 00:44:59,881 if I hadn't read that article in Vanity Fair on anger management,... 655 00:44:59,925 --> 00:45:02,894 I'd put away this guava- mango-broccoli smoothie... 656 00:45:02,928 --> 00:45:05,453 And put my foot in your patootie. - Patootie? 657 00:45:05,497 --> 00:45:07,397 Now maybe you guys don't like the new me,... 658 00:45:07,432 --> 00:45:09,400 but I don't give a gosh darn. 659 00:45:09,434 --> 00:45:10,696 For all I care,... 660 00:45:10,735 --> 00:45:12,669 you can all get the beejeebies out of here. 661 00:45:12,704 --> 00:45:15,002 Now, if you'll excuse me, I must be going. 662 00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:16,530 "Frasier" is on. 663 00:45:16,575 --> 00:45:18,736 "Frasier"? 664 00:45:22,714 --> 00:45:24,443 Beejeebies? 665 00:45:24,483 --> 00:45:26,474 He said he would stick his foot... 666 00:45:26,518 --> 00:45:29,248 up my so-called "patootie." Damn it. 667 00:45:29,287 --> 00:45:30,914 I knew this could happen. 668 00:45:30,956 --> 00:45:34,221 You can only keep an agent undercover for so long... 669 00:45:34,259 --> 00:45:35,692 before he loses his identity. 670 00:45:35,727 --> 00:45:39,720 Hell, no man can resist low interest loans... 671 00:45:39,764 --> 00:45:41,891 and non-fat lattes forever. 672 00:45:41,933 --> 00:45:43,525 And white women. 673 00:45:43,568 --> 00:45:45,297 So wait, let me get this straight. 674 00:45:45,337 --> 00:45:46,861 Whenever a black guy does well,... 675 00:45:46,905 --> 00:45:49,533 starts wearing Dockers, buys a few Celine Dion records,... 676 00:45:49,574 --> 00:45:52,541 and sleeps with a white chick, you automatically say he's sold out? 677 00:45:52,577 --> 00:45:53,839 That's enough! 678 00:45:53,912 --> 00:45:57,245 Always trying to shut the white man down. 679 00:45:57,282 --> 00:45:59,443 That's right! That's right! 680 00:45:59,484 --> 00:46:02,476 Oh, that ain't right. - What's the word? 681 00:46:02,521 --> 00:46:05,319 I was able to decode the data from Multinational Inc. 682 00:46:05,357 --> 00:46:09,620 The General is under the influence of a psycho- hallucinogenic drug. 683 00:46:09,661 --> 00:46:11,959 It's a mind control drug, sir. Very powerful. 684 00:46:11,997 --> 00:46:13,794 Very easy to use. 685 00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:16,667 Good Lord. 686 00:46:16,701 --> 00:46:20,762 With something like that, The Man could control every black person in America. 687 00:46:20,805 --> 00:46:24,332 Theoretically, yes, but it would take years to administer the doses individually. 688 00:46:24,376 --> 00:46:28,279 To be efficient, you'd need to develop a huge distribution system. 689 00:46:31,917 --> 00:46:33,578 The chicken! 690 00:46:36,121 --> 00:46:38,817 I hate to say it,... 691 00:46:38,857 --> 00:46:42,020 if Undercover Brother don't get his shit together,... 692 00:46:42,060 --> 00:46:44,551 this may be one battle we might lose to The Man. 693 00:46:46,631 --> 00:46:50,624 Smart Brother, am I gonna die? 694 00:46:59,711 --> 00:47:02,646 Honey? Yeah? 695 00:47:02,681 --> 00:47:05,616 Is this Michael Bolton's version of that thong song? 696 00:47:05,650 --> 00:47:07,515 No, but I want that one. 697 00:47:07,552 --> 00:47:11,181 I hear he got all the funk that Sisqo missed. 698 00:47:11,223 --> 00:47:12,690 Do you like this? 699 00:47:12,724 --> 00:47:14,851 You know, usually I'm not into the heavy stuff,... 700 00:47:14,893 --> 00:47:17,020 but this is kinda catchy. 701 00:47:17,062 --> 00:47:18,723 It is, isn't it? - Yeah. 702 00:47:20,165 --> 00:47:23,794 I made us some sandwiches. - Extra mayo for me, please. 703 00:47:31,910 --> 00:47:33,707 Freeze, sucka! 704 00:47:33,745 --> 00:47:37,078 Put down the mayonnaise... slowly. 705 00:47:37,115 --> 00:47:38,844 It's that colored girl, Ton-ja. 706 00:47:45,156 --> 00:47:48,182 Now, Buffy the Black Man Slayer, step away from the brotha. 707 00:47:48,226 --> 00:47:50,126 Bye, brother. - Come on. 708 00:47:50,161 --> 00:47:52,129 Bye. - Move it. 709 00:47:52,163 --> 00:47:54,654 Be careful. - Let's go. 710 00:47:54,699 --> 00:47:57,998 Why? So you can tell me what a sellout I am again? 711 00:47:58,036 --> 00:48:00,027 Oh, I don't judge people by how they dress,... 712 00:48:00,071 --> 00:48:02,096 or what music they listen to. 713 00:48:02,140 --> 00:48:05,166 But I remember a brother who wasn't afraid to be himself,... 714 00:48:05,210 --> 00:48:08,043 who taught me to follow my own funky path,... 715 00:48:08,079 --> 00:48:10,377 stand up for what I think is right. 716 00:48:11,549 --> 00:48:13,346 Remember this? 717 00:48:16,221 --> 00:48:18,189 Ignore her, Anton. 718 00:48:18,223 --> 00:48:21,590 I'm all the single white female you'll ever need. 719 00:48:21,626 --> 00:48:25,027 I want to. Really, I do. 720 00:48:25,063 --> 00:48:27,896 All day, but I can't. 721 00:48:30,735 --> 00:48:32,930 I must be true to myself. 722 00:48:32,971 --> 00:48:35,439 Look at that white girl. Are you crazy? 723 00:48:35,473 --> 00:48:37,703 The darker the berry, the sweeter the juice. 724 00:48:37,742 --> 00:48:40,142 Corduroys are so comfortable. 725 00:48:40,178 --> 00:48:42,738 Got to get funky. 726 00:48:57,595 --> 00:49:00,086 I can't throw this away. 727 00:49:00,131 --> 00:49:02,065 'Cause like this medallion... 728 00:49:03,101 --> 00:49:05,035 this brother's here to stay. 729 00:49:06,204 --> 00:49:09,230 What's up, Sistah Girl? Look at you! 730 00:49:09,274 --> 00:49:11,640 What took you so long? 731 00:49:11,676 --> 00:49:14,702 You don't think the heels are too much? - No, it's funktabulous. 732 00:49:14,746 --> 00:49:16,509 'Cause I was gonna go... - Hold it right there... 733 00:49:16,548 --> 00:49:19,039 Undercover Brother. Drop it! 734 00:49:20,218 --> 00:49:22,948 This woman just can't get... - I meant the gun. 735 00:49:35,567 --> 00:49:39,931 That's White She-Devil, The Man's secret weapon. 736 00:49:39,971 --> 00:49:41,632 Sorry. 737 00:49:44,709 --> 00:49:48,979 It's time to... platform out of here. 738 00:49:56,688 --> 00:49:58,383 Damn duck shoes. 739 00:49:58,423 --> 00:50:00,550 Looks like we're in hot water. 740 00:50:00,592 --> 00:50:03,652 Or hot sauce. 741 00:50:08,900 --> 00:50:10,128 Come on! Come on. 742 00:50:10,168 --> 00:50:11,499 Come on. It's not fair. 743 00:50:11,536 --> 00:50:13,333 'N Sync! 744 00:50:13,371 --> 00:50:14,838 Backstreet Boys! 745 00:50:14,873 --> 00:50:17,239 And Boyz II Men! We really sing! 746 00:50:17,275 --> 00:50:19,539 Elton John! Billie Jean King! 747 00:50:33,091 --> 00:50:35,025 Come on, White She-Devil. I been waiting. 748 00:50:35,059 --> 00:50:36,458 Come on, baby. Come on! 749 00:50:58,183 --> 00:51:00,651 No, you didn't. - Yes, I did. 750 00:51:04,122 --> 00:51:05,817 Bitch! 751 00:51:05,857 --> 00:51:07,882 You know how much this shit cost? 752 00:51:07,926 --> 00:51:09,723 How much did this shit cost, you disco queen?! 753 00:51:10,895 --> 00:51:12,226 All of this! - How dare you! 754 00:51:18,770 --> 00:51:20,965 Touch it. Now looky here. 755 00:51:29,814 --> 00:51:32,009 Toast to the booty! Booty toast. 756 00:51:36,921 --> 00:51:38,684 Wait! Look at that. 757 00:51:53,671 --> 00:51:55,400 The water's cold. Water cold! 758 00:51:58,910 --> 00:52:02,243 Nothin' like safe sex, you know what I'm saying? 759 00:52:03,581 --> 00:52:06,277 Look at that. Look at that there. 760 00:52:06,317 --> 00:52:07,284 Bitch! 761 00:52:16,027 --> 00:52:17,619 You enjoy yourself? 762 00:52:38,716 --> 00:52:41,048 Would you stop fooling around? 763 00:52:42,754 --> 00:52:45,222 Got to get my cool back! 764 00:52:59,537 --> 00:53:02,028 Can you play something funky for a brother to drive to? 765 00:53:09,013 --> 00:53:10,480 Drive! Drive this thing! 766 00:53:10,515 --> 00:53:12,415 Baby, it was made in the '70s. 767 00:53:12,450 --> 00:53:13,678 This ain't no Ferrari. 768 00:53:28,266 --> 00:53:30,962 Damn. Look out, baby. 769 00:54:05,503 --> 00:54:07,835 You should have run her narrow ass over. 770 00:54:19,183 --> 00:54:21,481 So, this has all been some kind of jive game... 771 00:54:21,519 --> 00:54:23,453 to get me out of the way? - That's right. 772 00:54:23,488 --> 00:54:25,479 I was sent to destroy you... 773 00:54:25,523 --> 00:54:27,457 and everything the Brotherhood stands for. 774 00:54:38,936 --> 00:54:40,836 Damn it. 775 00:54:42,707 --> 00:54:45,141 Falling in love with you wasn't part of the plan. 776 00:54:52,817 --> 00:54:57,515 Oh, Undercover Brother, you're too much man for me. 777 00:54:57,555 --> 00:55:02,615 Baby... sometimes I'm too much man for my own damn self. 778 00:55:07,065 --> 00:55:09,863 Mr. Feather, your status report, please. 779 00:55:09,901 --> 00:55:12,961 All the pieces of Operation Whitewash are in place. 780 00:55:13,004 --> 00:55:15,302 Good. It's time to extend the reach... 781 00:55:15,339 --> 00:55:19,606 to black leaders in sports, the arts, entertainment and business. 782 00:55:19,644 --> 00:55:22,078 Soon all aspects of society... 783 00:55:22,113 --> 00:55:24,274 will once again be dominated by The Man. 784 00:55:24,315 --> 00:55:28,311 It's time to strike the final blow against the Brotherhood. 785 00:55:28,352 --> 00:55:33,918 So, when I return to the lair, Undercover Brother better be dead. 786 00:55:33,958 --> 00:55:36,222 Are we clear? - Very good, sir. 787 00:55:36,260 --> 00:55:39,660 With Undercover Brother dead, the Brotherhood had best step correct,... 788 00:55:39,697 --> 00:55:42,427 or their next move will be their last. 789 00:55:42,467 --> 00:55:44,765 Goodbye. 790 00:55:48,706 --> 00:55:50,674 Can I ask you something? 791 00:55:50,708 --> 00:55:52,699 Did I just say, 792 00:55:52,744 --> 00:55:54,837 "They had best step correct"? 793 00:55:54,879 --> 00:55:56,813 Yes, sir. You did. 794 00:55:57,949 --> 00:55:59,246 You see what's happening? 795 00:55:59,283 --> 00:56:01,342 You see how we're being corrupted by their... 796 00:56:01,385 --> 00:56:03,410 hip-and-now fashion, and their cool slang... 797 00:56:03,454 --> 00:56:05,581 you can't help but use. "Don't be dissing me!" 798 00:56:05,623 --> 00:56:07,318 No! - "It's all that!" 799 00:56:07,358 --> 00:56:10,589 You go, girl! What's the dillio? 800 00:56:10,628 --> 00:56:12,960 Who let the dogs out? 801 00:56:12,997 --> 00:56:14,658 Whatcha talk about, Willis? 802 00:56:14,699 --> 00:56:16,530 You know what I'm saying?! 803 00:56:16,567 --> 00:56:20,131 Little by little we're blending and merging until one day... 804 00:56:20,171 --> 00:56:22,264 we're all going to be one united people... 805 00:56:22,306 --> 00:56:25,070 living and working and dancing together,... 806 00:56:25,109 --> 00:56:28,738 like the news or "Ally McBeal," or the people that work at Saturn! 807 00:56:28,780 --> 00:56:31,476 And we've got to stop it before it's too late! 808 00:56:33,684 --> 00:56:40,987 You heard The Man. As of now, Operation Whitewash goes global. 809 00:56:48,266 --> 00:56:51,133 Jay-Z is doing Lawrence Welk's Greatest Hits?! 810 00:56:51,169 --> 00:56:54,366 John Singleton to remake "Driving Miss Daisy"?! 811 00:56:54,405 --> 00:56:58,341 Terry McMillan? "How Stella Got Her White Man Back"? 812 00:56:58,376 --> 00:57:00,173 Double damn it! 813 00:57:00,211 --> 00:57:02,839 Black people all over the world are losing their damn minds. 814 00:57:02,880 --> 00:57:04,347 And look... 815 00:57:04,382 --> 00:57:07,977 they've all been exposed to the General's fried chicken. 816 00:57:08,019 --> 00:57:09,680 Smart Brother, how's it coming with this antidote? 817 00:57:09,720 --> 00:57:13,019 I found one. But it only works on one person at a time. 818 00:57:13,057 --> 00:57:15,218 We have to stop this thing at the source. 819 00:57:16,427 --> 00:57:18,190 Undercover Brother, you're back! 820 00:57:25,269 --> 00:57:28,102 Hell's wrong with you bringing a white girl in my house? 821 00:57:28,606 --> 00:57:29,868 She's working with us now, Chief. 822 00:57:29,907 --> 00:57:34,101 With my extensive and intimate knowledge of The Man's organization,... 823 00:57:34,145 --> 00:57:36,238 I can help you stop his evil plan. 824 00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:37,872 Okay. 825 00:57:37,915 --> 00:57:40,543 Smart Brother, take White She-Devil to the lab... 826 00:57:40,585 --> 00:57:42,246 and find out exactly what she knows. 827 00:57:42,286 --> 00:57:45,449 You know, you're cute in a Theo Huxtable kind of way. 828 00:57:45,489 --> 00:57:47,889 Really? Usually I get Al Roker. 829 00:57:47,925 --> 00:57:50,553 "Here's what's happening in your neck of the woods." 830 00:57:50,595 --> 00:57:55,961 Chief, various brother agents, I owe all of you a huge apology. 831 00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:58,491 I just watched this show... 832 00:57:58,536 --> 00:58:00,561 "Roots"? Maybe you've heard of it? 833 00:58:00,605 --> 00:58:04,598 It taught me such a profound lesson about bigotry. 834 00:58:04,642 --> 00:58:07,509 I have sat on the sidelines of race relations long enough. 835 00:58:07,545 --> 00:58:11,345 I want to march down that field of oppression... 836 00:58:11,382 --> 00:58:17,878 and kick that ball of bigotry right over the goalpost of intolerance. 837 00:58:23,227 --> 00:58:25,718 Son, you talk a lot of shit. - Yes, I do. 838 00:58:25,763 --> 00:58:28,755 But you down. 839 00:58:29,066 --> 00:58:31,227 What? Are you kidding? 840 00:58:31,269 --> 00:58:33,396 You're going to let the white boy join just like that? 841 00:58:33,437 --> 00:58:35,632 I was in secret agent school for three years! 842 00:58:35,673 --> 00:58:37,903 Three years. I paid for them classes myself. 843 00:58:37,942 --> 00:58:40,570 You made me. - Chief. Chief. 844 00:58:40,611 --> 00:58:42,476 I performed a full range spectral analysis... 845 00:58:42,513 --> 00:58:44,344 on Miss White She-Devil's brain waves. 846 00:58:44,382 --> 00:58:49,082 Then, I unlocked her subconscious using a special form of hypnosis. 847 00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:50,985 Then, I gently brushed her hair. 848 00:58:51,022 --> 00:58:53,991 Then, I reached deep within... 849 00:58:54,025 --> 00:58:58,755 her tight little pockets and I found a list of The Man's targets. 850 00:58:58,796 --> 00:58:59,854 Good Lord. 851 00:58:59,897 --> 00:59:03,196 They're going after James Brown tomorrow night at the Grammys. 852 00:59:03,234 --> 00:59:05,964 We need to stop him. Find the General and give him the antidote. 853 00:59:06,003 --> 00:59:08,471 That's right. It's goin' to the streets. Hey, y'all! 854 00:59:08,506 --> 00:59:10,497 It's revolution up in this bitch! 855 00:59:10,541 --> 00:59:12,839 Set the alarm to def-con five! 856 00:59:12,877 --> 00:59:14,777 It's on, baby. It's on. 857 00:59:14,812 --> 00:59:16,973 Good work, White She-Devil. - Thanks. 858 00:59:17,014 --> 00:59:20,643 Oh, you in too. What the fuck?! Chief! 859 00:59:20,685 --> 00:59:23,051 I never see that bitch in my secret agent classes! 860 00:59:23,087 --> 00:59:25,021 I'm still paying the loans off, man! 861 00:59:25,056 --> 00:59:26,523 I sleep on a pissy mattress. 862 00:59:26,557 --> 00:59:28,184 I ain't got good food to eat! 863 00:59:28,225 --> 00:59:30,352 I borrow money for my weed! 864 00:59:30,394 --> 00:59:33,192 I quit. That's it. 865 00:59:33,230 --> 00:59:36,199 Y'all don't got Conspiracy Brother Jones to kick around anymore! 866 00:59:36,233 --> 00:59:38,497 Give me a pillow case! I'm joining the Klan. 867 00:59:39,770 --> 00:59:42,000 Brother, we all love your solo enthusiasm,... 868 00:59:42,039 --> 00:59:44,200 but this is about working together. 869 00:59:44,241 --> 00:59:46,402 Now, I've been a solo star shooting the shots... 870 00:59:46,444 --> 00:59:48,537 that I thought would win the game. 871 00:59:48,579 --> 00:59:52,305 But in workin' with y'all, I've come to realize... 872 00:59:52,350 --> 00:59:54,841 that only a team wins a championship. 873 00:59:56,020 --> 00:59:58,318 Teamwork! That's right. 874 00:59:58,356 --> 01:00:00,654 That's right. I'm sorry, everybody. 875 01:00:00,691 --> 01:00:02,488 Teamwork! Now, let's go! 876 01:00:02,526 --> 01:00:04,357 Hustle, hustle! Come on, white girl! 877 01:00:15,206 --> 01:00:17,003 Best of luck tonight. 878 01:00:17,041 --> 01:00:18,668 Have a great time. 879 01:00:18,709 --> 01:00:21,177 We know The Man plans to make his move tonight. 880 01:00:21,212 --> 01:00:22,839 Now, Lance, we're counting on you. 881 01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:25,007 Don't get distracted, be focused. 882 01:00:25,049 --> 01:00:27,745 Stick close to the target at all times. 883 01:00:27,785 --> 01:00:29,548 Roger. Will do. 884 01:00:42,066 --> 01:00:45,035 Ladies and gentlemen, James Brown. 885 01:00:50,674 --> 01:00:52,608 How you doing? - James Brown. 886 01:00:52,643 --> 01:00:54,941 I want to see my fans. - No, it's okay. 887 01:00:54,979 --> 01:00:56,640 Wait a minute. What's going on? 888 01:00:56,680 --> 01:00:58,511 Perimeter search. I'm on it. 889 01:01:00,117 --> 01:01:01,641 What is that boy doing? 890 01:01:03,921 --> 01:01:06,287 What's going on here? - Hey, Jimmy. 891 01:01:06,323 --> 01:01:08,314 What? 892 01:01:08,359 --> 01:01:10,623 Now, I feel good. 893 01:01:10,661 --> 01:01:12,629 God, man! 894 01:01:12,663 --> 01:01:14,358 Lance. Lance! 895 01:01:15,499 --> 01:01:18,366 The hardest working man in show business. 896 01:01:20,704 --> 01:01:22,194 Go get him. 897 01:01:23,507 --> 01:01:26,908 Thank you, James Brown. 898 01:01:28,045 --> 01:01:29,171 No! Hey! I just got promoted! 899 01:01:38,055 --> 01:01:41,149 Hello, Mr. James Brown. 900 01:01:41,192 --> 01:01:44,320 Hello-ooo, Mr. James Brown. 901 01:01:49,233 --> 01:01:50,723 Good God! 902 01:01:51,836 --> 01:01:54,862 You will soon be administered a drug that will make you... 903 01:01:59,343 --> 01:02:00,810 The signal's stopped. 904 01:02:00,845 --> 01:02:03,575 It's James Brown touchdown! 905 01:02:03,614 --> 01:02:05,639 That's James Brown? - That's mustard. 906 01:02:05,683 --> 01:02:08,982 I can't believe I let him get away. I am so stupid. 907 01:02:11,021 --> 01:02:13,148 You got to stop beating yourself up. 908 01:02:13,190 --> 01:02:15,488 We got to work together as a team, okay? 909 01:02:15,526 --> 01:02:17,426 Yeah, man. Let the team do it. 910 01:02:19,697 --> 01:02:21,494 I'm playin' with him. 911 01:02:21,532 --> 01:02:23,659 Stop playin'. 912 01:02:23,701 --> 01:02:25,828 Damn. 913 01:02:27,705 --> 01:02:29,195 You need to lighten up. 914 01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:31,435 You know what I'm sayin'? 915 01:02:31,475 --> 01:02:33,773 Just be careful with this. If you smoke too much,... 916 01:02:33,811 --> 01:02:36,006 it's going to have you all paranoid and shit. 917 01:02:36,046 --> 01:02:38,310 It takes time to build up a tolerance like mine... 918 01:02:38,349 --> 01:02:40,112 What? Did you hear that? 919 01:02:40,151 --> 01:02:42,210 Hey, y'all, did you hear something? 920 01:02:42,253 --> 01:02:44,653 Shh, quiet! There it goes again. 921 01:02:51,862 --> 01:02:53,830 Incoming vehicle! 922 01:02:53,864 --> 01:02:56,526 Don't you move! - Hold it! 923 01:02:56,567 --> 01:02:58,432 Don't you move! 924 01:02:58,469 --> 01:03:03,031 Identify yourself! - I'm with Island Fortress Cleaning Service, sir. 925 01:03:03,073 --> 01:03:05,098 Oh, okay. Thank you. 926 01:03:05,142 --> 01:03:07,633 You so sweet. - Just the janitors. 927 01:03:07,678 --> 01:03:09,168 Let 'em through! 928 01:03:29,366 --> 01:03:31,197 Lance. Lance! 929 01:03:33,170 --> 01:03:35,161 So, Mr. Godfather of Soul... 930 01:03:38,709 --> 01:03:41,234 life as you've known it will soon cease to exist. 931 01:03:43,747 --> 01:03:45,112 Sorry. 932 01:03:45,149 --> 01:03:47,879 Any final requests? 933 01:03:50,020 --> 01:03:51,988 Say it loud. 934 01:03:54,158 --> 01:03:56,820 Say it loud! 935 01:03:56,860 --> 01:03:58,623 What's he doing? 936 01:03:59,930 --> 01:04:01,397 Say it loud! 937 01:04:07,171 --> 01:04:09,833 Say it loud! 938 01:04:15,346 --> 01:04:17,405 Say it loud! 939 01:04:17,448 --> 01:04:21,350 Say it loud! - I'm black and I'm proud! 940 01:04:24,655 --> 01:04:27,590 Hey, man, I want to get up and do my thing now. 941 01:04:41,639 --> 01:04:43,004 I feel good. 942 01:04:44,275 --> 01:04:46,937 It's time for the big payback. 943 01:04:48,579 --> 01:04:51,742 Very clever, Mr. Undercover Brother. 944 01:04:53,784 --> 01:04:54,876 Can you dig it? 945 01:04:56,320 --> 01:04:59,016 Everything we'll need to take it to The Man. 946 01:04:59,056 --> 01:05:01,422 Hey, this isn't Taco Bell. 947 01:05:01,825 --> 01:05:03,952 Can you find out where the General is? 948 01:05:03,994 --> 01:05:05,791 Just give me 10 minutes. 949 01:05:07,998 --> 01:05:09,397 You've got one. 950 01:05:10,734 --> 01:05:11,962 Intruders! 951 01:05:12,002 --> 01:05:14,630 The Brotherhood has breached the communications room! 952 01:05:14,672 --> 01:05:17,436 Everything's a party over here with you people, isn't it? 953 01:05:17,474 --> 01:05:20,534 That's not all. The Man is on his way here. 954 01:05:20,577 --> 01:05:22,374 What? Now? 955 01:05:22,413 --> 01:05:25,348 His helicopter will be here in five minutes. 956 01:05:27,017 --> 01:05:28,814 Mr. Elias, would you kindly take care... 957 01:05:28,852 --> 01:05:31,480 of the nuisance in the communication room? 958 01:05:31,522 --> 01:05:33,649 Yes, sir. Come on, let's go! 959 01:05:33,691 --> 01:05:35,420 Yes, sir. Right away. 960 01:05:35,459 --> 01:05:37,984 What have you done with the General? - General? 961 01:05:38,028 --> 01:05:39,859 Could you come in here, please? 962 01:05:43,033 --> 01:05:45,126 General, if it's not too much of a bother,... 963 01:05:45,169 --> 01:05:47,296 would you mind terribly, killing this man? 964 01:05:49,039 --> 01:05:50,700 Thank you. 965 01:05:54,978 --> 01:05:58,038 So I can always have something to remember you by. 966 01:05:58,082 --> 01:05:59,811 Come on, hurry up. 967 01:06:01,151 --> 01:06:02,778 I wouldn't move if I were you. 968 01:06:02,820 --> 01:06:05,118 Damn! Oh, shit. 969 01:06:05,155 --> 01:06:06,747 Get off of me. - Sorry. 970 01:06:06,790 --> 01:06:09,020 Excellent work, White She-Devil. 971 01:06:09,059 --> 01:06:11,323 Come here, baby. 972 01:06:14,465 --> 01:06:16,228 Damn, that girl gets around. 973 01:06:23,273 --> 01:06:24,900 How can you do this to me? 974 01:06:24,942 --> 01:06:28,841 Once you've had Undercover Brother, there is no other. 975 01:06:30,681 --> 01:06:33,514 No, it's once you go black, you don't go back. 976 01:06:36,019 --> 01:06:37,452 It's the honky patrol. 977 01:06:38,522 --> 01:06:39,921 Let me do this. 978 01:06:39,957 --> 01:06:41,424 Ah, look who got the gun now. 979 01:06:41,458 --> 01:06:43,119 Yeah. What's up?! - Hi. 980 01:06:43,160 --> 01:06:44,252 Shut up! - What? 981 01:06:44,294 --> 01:06:46,592 I said shut up, whitey! I got the power. 982 01:06:49,032 --> 01:06:51,330 Keep working. 983 01:06:51,368 --> 01:06:53,359 This is a girl thing. 984 01:07:03,147 --> 01:07:04,842 Breakdance. - Break, what? 985 01:07:04,882 --> 01:07:07,749 I said, breakdance. Come on. 986 01:07:07,785 --> 01:07:09,343 Take it! 987 01:07:10,387 --> 01:07:11,854 That's right. That's good. 988 01:07:11,889 --> 01:07:13,618 Come on. Kid 'n Play. 989 01:07:13,657 --> 01:07:15,386 Kid and who? - Come on. 990 01:07:18,128 --> 01:07:19,891 That's right. Getting funky. 991 01:07:22,366 --> 01:07:24,527 Oh, yeah. 992 01:07:24,568 --> 01:07:26,433 I like black people. 993 01:07:29,740 --> 01:07:32,106 Oh, fight. 994 01:07:32,142 --> 01:07:34,474 Watch yourself. Show 'em what you're working with. 995 01:07:38,248 --> 01:07:40,546 White She-Devil, represent! 996 01:07:46,089 --> 01:07:48,057 I got him. 997 01:07:48,091 --> 01:07:50,218 I got him! Vector four, section seven. 998 01:07:50,427 --> 01:07:54,420 Come on, General, you got to give me that gun. 999 01:07:55,699 --> 01:07:57,997 Nonsense! General, kill him! 1000 01:08:10,447 --> 01:08:12,176 Undercover Brother, are you okay? 1001 01:08:12,216 --> 01:08:14,207 Everything's cool now that you're here. 1002 01:08:15,552 --> 01:08:18,544 Y'all gonna make me lose my mind up in here! 1003 01:08:21,058 --> 01:08:23,026 See what I've been dealing with? 1004 01:08:23,060 --> 01:08:24,527 Yeah. 1005 01:08:24,962 --> 01:08:27,192 Situation complete. We'll see you soon, Chief. 1006 01:08:30,400 --> 01:08:32,766 Atomic core, eh? 1007 01:08:34,071 --> 01:08:37,063 Let's see what this so-called button does. 1008 01:08:38,242 --> 01:08:42,342 Attention, atomic core set to overload. 1009 01:08:42,379 --> 01:08:44,939 My bad. 1010 01:08:44,982 --> 01:08:46,882 Here, General, take the antidote. 1011 01:08:48,085 --> 01:08:50,246 Oh, what happened to me? 1012 01:08:53,924 --> 01:08:56,085 Damn! 1013 01:08:56,126 --> 01:08:58,788 You guys get the General out of here. I'm going after The Man. 1014 01:08:58,829 --> 01:09:01,821 Let's get while the getting's good. 1015 01:09:01,865 --> 01:09:03,389 There'll be another day to fight The Man. 1016 01:09:03,433 --> 01:09:05,424 We can't give The Man another damn day! 1017 01:09:05,469 --> 01:09:08,666 But Sistah Girl's right. We got to get the hell out of here, man. 1018 01:09:08,705 --> 01:09:10,605 We're gonna die! We're all gonna die! 1019 01:09:10,641 --> 01:09:13,132 Dig it! Dig it hard! - Daddy! 1020 01:09:13,176 --> 01:09:15,770 There's times for falling apart, and there's times for getting funky. 1021 01:09:15,812 --> 01:09:18,007 This is one of those funky times! 1022 01:09:18,048 --> 01:09:20,312 So, what's it going to be?! 1023 01:09:20,350 --> 01:09:23,114 Are you ready to play some funky music, white boy? 1024 01:09:29,560 --> 01:09:31,687 Solid. 1025 01:09:31,728 --> 01:09:33,389 Lay down the boogie. 1026 01:09:35,232 --> 01:09:37,359 It's time to take it to The Man. 1027 01:09:37,401 --> 01:09:40,302 I guess this means you and I are like brothers now, huh? 1028 01:09:40,337 --> 01:09:42,202 I feel black. 1029 01:09:42,239 --> 01:09:44,537 Man, you look white! 1030 01:09:44,575 --> 01:09:46,941 Don't touch me! 1031 01:09:46,977 --> 01:09:48,444 Come on, General. Let's go. 1032 01:09:48,478 --> 01:09:50,207 Let's go! Let's get out of here! 1033 01:09:50,247 --> 01:09:52,181 Come on! - Go. Come on, nigga. 1034 01:09:53,350 --> 01:09:56,979 Atomic core overload in five minutes. 1035 01:09:57,020 --> 01:09:59,318 Please exit in an orderly fashion. 1036 01:09:59,356 --> 01:10:00,880 Stop him! 1037 01:10:18,308 --> 01:10:20,572 Earth, wind and fire! 1038 01:10:21,712 --> 01:10:23,373 Shaquille O'Neal! 1039 01:10:23,413 --> 01:10:27,247 Sisqo! - No-ooo! 1040 01:10:36,059 --> 01:10:38,857 I just bought those. 1041 01:10:38,895 --> 01:10:40,419 Sorry about that. 1042 01:10:53,343 --> 01:10:55,174 It's all over, man! 1043 01:10:58,615 --> 01:11:00,981 You want some drama? 1044 01:11:01,018 --> 01:11:02,849 Then bring it. 1045 01:11:04,287 --> 01:11:07,154 Lance, protect the General at all costs. 1046 01:11:07,190 --> 01:11:10,751 Atomic core overload in three minutes. 1047 01:11:13,430 --> 01:11:15,193 Let me talk to them. I'm white. 1048 01:11:18,535 --> 01:11:20,435 We don't want any trouble. 1049 01:11:20,470 --> 01:11:22,233 What are you going to do about it? 1050 01:11:22,272 --> 01:11:24,206 Sissy. 1051 01:11:26,209 --> 01:11:30,102 I am not a sissy! 1052 01:11:45,062 --> 01:11:46,654 Come on! 1053 01:11:59,976 --> 01:12:01,739 Lance. 1054 01:12:01,778 --> 01:12:05,475 He shouldn't have called me a sissy. 1055 01:12:07,350 --> 01:12:10,012 Not bad, whitey. 1056 01:12:10,053 --> 01:12:13,045 But if it was me, I would have ripped his spine out of his ass! 1057 01:12:13,090 --> 01:12:16,526 Let's go! We got less than a minute before this place blows! 1058 01:13:47,884 --> 01:13:50,478 General, sir, are you all right? - Yes. 1059 01:13:50,520 --> 01:13:53,387 There he is! Undercover Brother! 1060 01:13:53,423 --> 01:13:55,323 He's only got a few seconds! 1061 01:14:25,222 --> 01:14:28,282 You mess with the 'fro, you got to go. 1062 01:15:18,842 --> 01:15:21,276 I believe this belongs to me. 1063 01:15:37,694 --> 01:15:40,162 So long, Undercover Brother. 1064 01:15:40,196 --> 01:15:42,323 He's failed me. 1065 01:15:42,365 --> 01:15:44,492 Leave him. 1066 01:15:44,534 --> 01:15:47,526 Hey! Don't be dissing me! 1067 01:15:57,113 --> 01:16:00,480 Hey! Let me in! 1068 01:16:05,388 --> 01:16:06,980 Let me up! 1069 01:16:19,936 --> 01:16:21,801 That Feather went out like a sucka. 1070 01:16:21,838 --> 01:16:23,806 Punk ass bitch played himself. 1071 01:16:23,840 --> 01:16:26,104 Let's bounce, dawg. 1072 01:16:52,302 --> 01:16:55,203 No! He doesn't have his parachute! 1073 01:17:18,061 --> 01:17:19,790 Come on over here. Hug me. 1074 01:17:34,411 --> 01:17:36,811 Undercover Brother, you the baddest. 1075 01:17:36,846 --> 01:17:39,337 Didn't I blow your mind this time? 1076 01:17:39,382 --> 01:17:40,781 Didn't I? 1077 01:17:40,817 --> 01:17:43,445 Didn't you cause about a bazillion dollars worth of damage? 1078 01:17:43,486 --> 01:17:45,351 And I sure as hell ain't covering for you! 1079 01:17:45,388 --> 01:17:47,049 I don't give a damn how sexy you look... 1080 01:17:47,090 --> 01:17:48,489 floating down in your little pants! 1081 01:17:48,958 --> 01:17:50,755 And as for the rest of you... 1082 01:17:54,030 --> 01:17:56,157 I just want to say... 1083 01:17:56,199 --> 01:17:59,168 how very proud I am of all of you. 1084 01:18:00,870 --> 01:18:05,405 Undercover Brother, the world is safe once again thanks to you. 1085 01:18:05,442 --> 01:18:06,966 No thanks to me, Chief. 1086 01:18:07,010 --> 01:18:09,808 I couldn't have done it without Sistah Girl. 1087 01:18:09,846 --> 01:18:11,609 You know what they say, 1088 01:18:11,648 --> 01:18:13,775 "Behind every great black man..." 1089 01:18:13,817 --> 01:18:16,445 Is the police. 1090 01:18:16,486 --> 01:18:18,454 A bunch of slow white athletes? 1091 01:18:18,488 --> 01:18:19,614 No. - A cute butt? 1092 01:18:19,656 --> 01:18:22,124 Probable cause? - No! 1093 01:18:22,158 --> 01:18:24,752 A strong black woman. 1094 01:18:24,794 --> 01:18:26,659 Strong black woman. - That's right. 1095 01:18:26,696 --> 01:18:28,095 Oh, yeah. 1096 01:18:28,131 --> 01:18:31,724 It would've been cool to have a Latino, a Native American, Asian,... 1097 01:18:31,768 --> 01:18:34,202 even a Jewish guy in the mix. 1098 01:18:34,237 --> 01:18:38,200 The point is, by working together as one, we got the job done. 1099 01:18:38,241 --> 01:18:41,904 No doubt, that's what the Brotherhood is all about. 1100 01:18:43,079 --> 01:18:44,410 Solid. 1101 01:18:47,584 --> 01:18:50,212 Look out, y'all, fallin' rocks! 1102 01:18:50,253 --> 01:18:51,311 Shotgun! 1103 01:18:51,354 --> 01:18:53,754 Having stopped Operation Whitewash,... 1104 01:18:53,790 --> 01:18:58,022 the Brotherhood distributed an antidote to the mind control drug... 1105 01:18:58,061 --> 01:18:59,653 to black people nationwide. 1106 01:18:59,696 --> 01:19:01,493 And though The Man escaped,... 1107 01:19:01,531 --> 01:19:03,726 the Brotherhood had found their hero. 1108 01:19:03,766 --> 01:19:05,700 Thanks to Undercover Brother,... 1109 01:19:05,735 --> 01:19:08,898 the world was once again a funky place. 1110 01:23:36,038 --> 01:23:39,166 Damn, who is that? 1111 01:23:39,208 --> 01:23:41,608 Hold that thought and that feelin', baby. 1112 01:23:41,644 --> 01:23:43,908 Just let it percolate. I'll be right back. 1113 01:23:43,946 --> 01:23:46,676 Hurry up, baby. 1114 01:23:51,821 --> 01:23:53,652 Hi. 1115 01:23:53,689 --> 01:23:57,090 Uh, White She-Devil, what you doing here? 1116 01:23:57,126 --> 01:23:59,526 Remember? You told me to come over. 1117 01:23:59,562 --> 01:24:03,531 And me and you and Sistah Girl could make Oreos. 1118 01:24:04,600 --> 01:24:06,033 Sweet and black on both sides... 1119 01:24:06,068 --> 01:24:09,469 with a dreamy white filling in the middle. 1120 01:24:09,505 --> 01:24:11,837 Then I realized... you can't make Oreos. 1121 01:24:11,874 --> 01:24:13,933 So, I bought some. 1122 01:24:16,612 --> 01:24:19,445 Some people got jungle fever. She got the flu. 1123 01:24:19,482 --> 01:24:22,144 You know. - U.B.! 1124 01:25:57,346 --> 01:25:58,836 Solid. 83918

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