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I've fought the unimaginable
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in defense of this world.
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I've battled alien tyrants,
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defeated nightmares
from the deep.
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Gone toe to toe
with ancient gods...
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but no matter what threat
I faced,
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I knew I wasn't facing it alone.
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Darkwing.
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Aquarus.
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War Woman.
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Green Ghost.
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Red Rush.
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Martian Man.
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Immortal.
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The Guardians of the Globe.
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Today, we have lost titans,
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protectors,
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heroes,
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and we are left to wonder...
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who will save us now?
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I will,
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and so will others like me.
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New heroes answering the call.
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New champions
ready to risk everything
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to keep this planet safe.
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All inspired
by these great souls
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who came before us.
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You will have moments of doubt,
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of fear,
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of uncertainty,
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but in those moments,
have faith...
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and look to the sky.
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We seriously
have to put everyone
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through this again?
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The big one's for show,
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but the public can't know
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where the actual bodies
are buried.
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Souvenir hunters.
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Jesus.
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I was never
a Guardian of the Globe,
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but it was the Guardians
who welcomed me
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when I first arrived
on this planet.
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They were my mentors.
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My comrades.
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My friends.
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They knew the reality
of this life.
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Martian Man was exiled
from his own people.
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War Woman
was from a different age.
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Darkwing...
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Well, Darkwing made
his own kind of solitude.
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It was a rare, lucky few of us
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who found someone
who understood our path,
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even rarer
if they accepted it.
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I hope they will rest in peace,
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but at least
they will rest together.
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Get your hands off me!
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Olga, please, calm down.
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You wouldn't even
let me see him.
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Josef is finally standing still,
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and I still can't see him!
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I'd better...
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Yeah.
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You okay?
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Me? I... I dunno.
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It just doesn't seem real.
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That could have been my mom,
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putting my dad
in one of those holes,
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or me.
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If this could happen
to the Guardians of the Globe,
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it means that none of us are...
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This is a private ceremony,
Darkblood.
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Never get invited.
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Show up anyway.
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What do you want?
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Same as you.
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Discover clues.
Catch killer.
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Bring to justice.
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And buy yourself
a few more years out of hell.
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Don't pretend you do this
because you care.
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You just don't want to go home.
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Maybe one day, you'll know why.
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I already told Cecil
everything I know.
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Saw nothing.
Heard nothing.
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Attacked in darkness.
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Left for dead.
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Are you insinuating something?
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Didn't mean to offend.
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Nuance of human conversation
difficult for me.
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If you remember something...
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I'll call you.
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Josef...
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Let's get you in a car, Olga.
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Robot!
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You know, for a bunch
of computer code,
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you run a mean superhero team.
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You really saved our bacon
with those Flaxans.
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Thank you, Cecil.
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That means a lot
coming from you.
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I know you've always
been independent,
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but I want you
to come work for the GDA,
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and build me
a new Guardians of the Globe.
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Now, you'll pick the team,
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you'll be in charge.
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The only person
that you will answer to is me.
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Forgive me,
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but would Omni-Man
not be the natural choice?
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Sure.
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Except it's never gonna happen.
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I've tried for a decade
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to make him
an official Guardian.
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He helps out, yeah,
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but he's never taken orders,
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not from me, anyway.
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Then I don't know
what to say...
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Easy.
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Say you'll do it.
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I'm feeling pizza.
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I can be to Naples and back
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before the cheese
stops bubbling.
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Honey,
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let the delivery guy
do it tonight.
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Sure.
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I've battled alien tyrants,
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defeated nightmares
from the deep,
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gone toe to toe...
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You will have moments
of doubt...
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We are left to wonder...
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- Mark...
- Who will save us now?
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Why don't you call William?
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And do what?
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Hang out?
Go buy comic books?
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After this?
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Hey...
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Watch the tone.
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It's okay.
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It's not.
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This is new, I get it,
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but you need
to keep that separate.
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What happens out there,
the mistakes,
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even the victories,
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you can't bring it home.
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Okay?
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Can I go to my room?
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Sure.
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Hey, we'll do some more
training tomorrow, okay?
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Just you and me.
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What?
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We just came from
your friends' funeral.
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Co-workers.
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And you're talking about pizza,
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and telling Mark
not to feel anything?
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This is the life.
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Mark has to learn that.
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What if Mark and I
were burying you today?
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I'm not so easy to kill.
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Yeah, well, I'm sure that's
what Red Rush told Olga.
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Hey, he could run fast, okay?
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It's not exactly one of
your premier superpowers.
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I'm sorry.
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I didn't mean that,
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but Mark and I can do
more good out there
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than sulking in here.
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Just remember
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that Mark's a 17-year-old boy.
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They break more easily
than you think,
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and I don't want
a broken family...
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Hello?
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Hey, it's, uh, it's Mark.
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Grays-Grayson.
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Mark Grayson.
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Who?
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Mark?
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From school?
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I know.
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I'm just messing with you.
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Oh, god, you thought
I was serious.
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Oh, no, no, I...
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I got it.
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I was wondering
if you were going to call.
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Don't you mean "when"?
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Nah, I can think up
a few reasons for "if".
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I came on too strong.
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You've got a girlfriend.
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You're lame,
and you don't like chicks
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who kick assholes in the balls
when they threaten you...
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Uh...
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You're terrified of me,
aren't you?
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No!
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I think you're amazing.
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That's why I'm calling
to tell you that.
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I mean...
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that's not why I'm calling.
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Not that that's not true.
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Ah...
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Sorry.
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It's been a weird day.
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Sounds like it.
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You wanna start again?
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Hey, handsome Mark Grayson?
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What's going on?
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I was thinking,
finals are coming up,
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and we're both in Ms. Walker's
Global Issues class.
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Maybe we can go over
everything together?
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A study date?
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Well played.
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Safe and responsible.
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No pressure,
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but with potential
for things to move
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to the next level.
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Smooth.
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Uh...
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Works for me.
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When and where?
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Anyone home?
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Eve?
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I thought you were
at the funeral.
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I was.
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I'd say
you should've been there,
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but it was pretty bleak.
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Red Rush's girlfriend
had a meltdown, and...
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You okay?
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Hiccups.
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Hmm.
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Anything happening?
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Is Rex around?
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Rex?
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Eve, hang on a sec...
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You piece of shit!
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Babe, wait!
Hang on!
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I knew there was a reason
you skipped the funeral!
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- Just-just wait a second!
- Don't even...
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Oh, god!
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Are you kidding me, Kate?
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I-I can't believe this.
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Eve...
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Oh, I am such an idiot.
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Rex said you're dating
Invincible now.
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Said that you guys
talked about it.
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What?
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Oh, don't give me that.
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It's true.
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What did you expect, huh?
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It's not true,
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and whatever I expected,
I guess I was wrong,
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about both of you.
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Hold on!
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This?
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This doesn't mean shit!
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They're not even the real Kate!
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We're all the real Kate.
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Okay, I...
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I didn't...
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That's technically not what I...
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But you know what I mean, right?
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Is that Demi-God?
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Oh, Shrapnel!
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And Burly,
Pangea, Bug-Eye...
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It's the crowning achievement
of any crusader's career
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to be selected for
the New Guardians of the Globe,
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which makes me wonder again
why you won't try out.
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I know.
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I talked it over
with my dad.
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He wants to train me himself.
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Plus, my mom would kill me
if I miss any more school.
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Then why are you here?
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Are you kidding?
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Like I'd miss this?
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Oh, my god,
there's Fight Force.
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Why'd they even come here?
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Despite your name,
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I believe you underestimate
yourself, Invincible.
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I'll still be around, helping.
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When does this all get started?
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Thank you all
for coming here today.
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♪ Ladies and gentlemen... ♪
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The Guardians of the Globe
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were more
than a group of heroes.
279
00:11:56,833 --> 00:11:58,083
♪ Ladies and gentlemen... ♪
280
00:11:58,125 --> 00:12:00,041
- They were icons.
- ♪ Are you ready? ♪
281
00:12:00,083 --> 00:12:01,958
Those of you
who pass our trials
282
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,017
will be among the elite...
283
00:12:03,041 --> 00:12:04,000
♪ Get ready y'all ♪
284
00:12:05,750 --> 00:12:06,767
♪ Get ready ♪
285
00:12:06,791 --> 00:12:08,708
...The best of the best.
286
00:12:13,250 --> 00:12:14,208
♪ We giving a show ♪
287
00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:17,000
♪ But can you rock it
like rocket fuel? ♪
288
00:12:17,041 --> 00:12:18,708
♪ Space out your mind? ♪
289
00:12:18,750 --> 00:12:21,000
♪ But can you rock it
like rocket fuel? ♪
290
00:12:22,250 --> 00:12:23,416
Needless to say,
291
00:12:23,458 --> 00:12:25,625
not all of you
will be up to the challenge.
292
00:12:25,666 --> 00:12:26,750
Ouch.
293
00:12:26,791 --> 00:12:28,166
What's up with her?
294
00:12:28,208 --> 00:12:29,500
No idea.
295
00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:32,250
Those of you who are
up to the challenge
296
00:12:32,291 --> 00:12:33,500
will succeed
297
00:12:33,541 --> 00:12:36,041
not just by the uniqueness
of your abilities,
298
00:12:36,083 --> 00:12:39,458
but by the uniqueness
of your tactics...
299
00:12:41,375 --> 00:12:42,458
your adaptability...
300
00:12:47,541 --> 00:12:49,541
...the agility of your minds.
301
00:12:50,833 --> 00:12:52,017
♪ This be the green light, go
Tires burn the pavement ♪
302
00:12:52,041 --> 00:12:54,333
♪ People wanna know
where Mase, Pos' and Dave went ♪
303
00:12:54,375 --> 00:12:55,708
♪ Still here
Still in ya ear ♪
304
00:12:55,750 --> 00:12:56,791
♪ With a style so hot ♪
305
00:12:56,833 --> 00:12:58,541
♪ You'll see
where all the sun rays went ♪
306
00:12:58,583 --> 00:13:01,458
♪ Legs, arms, and head
all being moved in a frenzy ♪
307
00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:03,041
♪ The blends
we all the right cred' ♪
308
00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:04,000
♪ Meaning credentials ♪
309
00:13:04,041 --> 00:13:05,208
♪ Best of both worlds ♪
310
00:13:05,250 --> 00:13:07,142
♪ When we rocking over pearls
in the instrumental ♪
311
00:13:07,166 --> 00:13:09,541
♪ Are you ready? Ready!
Set? Set! ♪
312
00:13:09,583 --> 00:13:11,500
♪ Jump to the rhythm
as hard as you can go ♪
313
00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:12,541
♪ Keep it steady
Steady! ♪
314
00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:13,541
♪ Let it rock ♪
315
00:13:13,583 --> 00:13:15,375
♪ Turn it up
We giving a show ♪
316
00:13:15,416 --> 00:13:18,125
♪ But can you rock it
like rocket fuel? ♪
317
00:13:18,166 --> 00:13:19,375
♪ Space out your mind? ♪
318
00:13:19,416 --> 00:13:20,625
Oh, yeah!
319
00:13:20,666 --> 00:13:22,791
♪ But can you rock it
like rocket fuel? ♪
320
00:13:22,833 --> 00:13:23,791
♪ Space out your mind? ♪
321
00:13:23,833 --> 00:13:25,625
Rah!
322
00:13:27,541 --> 00:13:30,541
...And perhaps
most importantly,
323
00:13:30,583 --> 00:13:33,000
the strength of your character
and spirit.
324
00:13:33,041 --> 00:13:36,791
That is what
truly makes a hero.
325
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:42,708
It is my pleasure to introduce
the new Guardians of the Globe.
326
00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:44,708
Black Samson.
327
00:13:44,750 --> 00:13:46,583
Shrinking Rae.
328
00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:47,458
Dupli-Kate.
329
00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:50,416
Monster Girl.
330
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,458
Aw, look at her,
she's adorable!
331
00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:57,125
But isn't there, like,
an age requirement
332
00:13:57,166 --> 00:13:57,958
for this ride?
333
00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:58,875
Am I wrong?
334
00:13:58,916 --> 00:14:00,291
'Cause this seems weird, right?
335
00:14:02,833 --> 00:14:03,916
Rex...
336
00:14:03,958 --> 00:14:05,416
I dunno, you're here.
337
00:14:05,458 --> 00:14:07,625
Isn't there a dick size
requirement?
338
00:14:07,666 --> 00:14:08,458
I'm sorry?
339
00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:10,458
For what, your tiny dick?
340
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:12,500
I mean, the way you've been
strutting around here,
341
00:14:12,541 --> 00:14:15,833
you must be compensating
for something.
342
00:14:18,708 --> 00:14:20,583
Somebody ought to teach you
343
00:14:20,625 --> 00:14:23,125
some mother-fucking...
344
00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:24,083
What the fuck?
345
00:14:26,583 --> 00:14:28,000
Oof!
346
00:14:30,541 --> 00:14:33,000
Guess you missed my try-out.
347
00:14:38,125 --> 00:14:40,375
Still think I'm adorable?
348
00:14:45,458 --> 00:14:47,125
You little bitch.
349
00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:52,000
Aw...
350
00:14:52,041 --> 00:14:54,875
Now, that's adorable.
351
00:14:54,916 --> 00:14:59,791
I'm gonna blast that smile
off your stupid, green face.
352
00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:02,000
Please, stop,
this is hardly constructive.
353
00:15:02,041 --> 00:15:03,041
Ha!
354
00:15:06,125 --> 00:15:08,291
Uh... is this okay?
355
00:15:08,333 --> 00:15:10,125
He asked for it.
356
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:18,916
Okay, enough.
357
00:15:18,958 --> 00:15:20,416
Get lost, boy scout.
358
00:15:21,791 --> 00:15:23,250
I said, enough!
359
00:15:27,083 --> 00:15:29,333
Invincible hit
that little girl!
360
00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:32,166
Oh... shit.
361
00:15:32,208 --> 00:15:35,375
Uh, look, I'm so sorry.
362
00:15:35,416 --> 00:15:37,041
Nah, my bad.
363
00:15:37,083 --> 00:15:39,916
The kid thing
sets me off every time,
364
00:15:39,958 --> 00:15:41,750
and then it's like, "Rah!"
365
00:15:41,791 --> 00:15:43,000
Beast mode.
366
00:15:43,041 --> 00:15:45,083
Sorry about the dick joke.
367
00:15:45,125 --> 00:15:47,625
I'm sure your junk
is awesome.
368
00:15:47,666 --> 00:15:49,125
It's fine.
369
00:15:49,166 --> 00:15:50,458
I'm good.
You're good.
370
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:53,541
You can... punch hard.
371
00:15:54,416 --> 00:15:56,791
Didn't need your help, asshole.
372
00:15:56,833 --> 00:15:58,625
Aw, Christ...
373
00:16:01,625 --> 00:16:03,333
As I was saying,
374
00:16:03,375 --> 00:16:04,767
welcome to
the Guardians of the Globe,
375
00:16:04,791 --> 00:16:05,750
Monster Girl...
376
00:16:05,791 --> 00:16:07,750
I'm gonna shit blood.
377
00:16:07,791 --> 00:16:09,500
...along with Rex Splode,
378
00:16:09,541 --> 00:16:11,583
once he's recovered...
379
00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:12,750
and our final member,
380
00:16:12,791 --> 00:16:15,125
Atom Eve.
381
00:16:15,166 --> 00:16:18,166
Thank you all for coming today.
382
00:16:18,208 --> 00:16:20,791
We'll be making
a public announcement shortly.
383
00:16:21,625 --> 00:16:22,833
Robot.
384
00:16:22,875 --> 00:16:24,458
No need to thank me.
385
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:27,500
I obviously needed
to remain impartial,
386
00:16:27,541 --> 00:16:28,750
but I'm still delighted
387
00:16:28,791 --> 00:16:31,083
so many members of the Teen Team
made the cut.
388
00:16:31,125 --> 00:16:34,250
I can't be on the same team
as Rex and Kate.
389
00:16:34,291 --> 00:16:36,541
What? Why?
390
00:16:36,583 --> 00:16:37,541
Hey, wait!
391
00:16:37,583 --> 00:16:38,875
Rex, what did you do?
392
00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:42,125
Thanks for the help, Robot.
393
00:16:42,166 --> 00:16:45,625
Can't wait to be on your team.
394
00:16:48,583 --> 00:16:49,916
Hey...
395
00:16:49,958 --> 00:16:51,375
what's going on?
396
00:16:51,416 --> 00:16:52,750
Rex cheated on me...
397
00:16:52,791 --> 00:16:53,750
What?
398
00:16:53,791 --> 00:16:56,125
...with Dupli-Kate,
all three of her.
399
00:16:56,166 --> 00:16:57,708
Whoa.
400
00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,916
Whoa...
401
00:16:59,958 --> 00:17:02,416
I walked in on them.
402
00:17:02,458 --> 00:17:05,500
Rex told her you and me
were a thing? Ugh.
403
00:17:05,541 --> 00:17:06,666
Huh, what?
404
00:17:06,708 --> 00:17:09,000
That's... crazy.
405
00:17:09,041 --> 00:17:10,976
I didn't want to say it
while you were dating the guy,
406
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,833
but what an asshole.
407
00:17:12,875 --> 00:17:14,625
He wasn't always,
408
00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:15,666
but... yeah.
409
00:17:16,666 --> 00:17:18,833
Well, that sucks.
410
00:17:18,875 --> 00:17:19,750
I'm sorry.
411
00:17:19,791 --> 00:17:21,583
Thanks.
412
00:17:25,375 --> 00:17:29,250
As soon as the forensic
investigation has concluded,
413
00:17:29,291 --> 00:17:31,500
we'll be moving into
the Guardians' headquarters.
414
00:17:31,541 --> 00:17:33,250
Until then,
we'll be training here.
415
00:17:33,291 --> 00:17:35,208
Breakfast is at 6:00 a.m.,
416
00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:37,583
then close-in combat exercises
until lunch.
417
00:17:37,625 --> 00:17:39,833
Where is Kate Prime?
418
00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:40,833
Had a thing.
419
00:17:40,875 --> 00:17:42,166
I can fill her in.
420
00:17:42,208 --> 00:17:44,583
Okay, just to make it clear,
421
00:17:44,625 --> 00:17:46,500
there is no universe
422
00:17:46,541 --> 00:17:48,583
in which I wake up at 6:00 a.m.
423
00:17:48,625 --> 00:17:50,916
and the world isn't on fire.
424
00:17:50,958 --> 00:17:52,666
Come on, Robot.
425
00:17:52,708 --> 00:17:54,458
We don't need
this boot camp bullshit.
426
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:55,625
It's us.
427
00:17:55,666 --> 00:17:57,875
We're not on the Teen Team
any longer, Rex.
428
00:17:57,916 --> 00:17:58,958
Exactly.
429
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,517
I'm sure you've had
a lot of experience
430
00:18:00,541 --> 00:18:01,833
wrangling teenagers,
431
00:18:01,875 --> 00:18:03,875
but I was with
the Guardians from day one.
432
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,583
Wow, thanks, Dad.
433
00:18:05,625 --> 00:18:07,059
Maybe if you didn't
lose your powers,
434
00:18:07,083 --> 00:18:08,684
you might've been there
to help the Guardians
435
00:18:08,708 --> 00:18:10,375
on their last day.
436
00:18:10,416 --> 00:18:11,625
I don't know you yet,
437
00:18:11,666 --> 00:18:13,625
so I'm going to assume
that was a joke,
438
00:18:13,666 --> 00:18:14,958
and I don't need
to beat your ass
439
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,875
until all you wanna do
is call me Dad again.
440
00:18:22,208 --> 00:18:23,541
I don't know you either,
441
00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:25,500
but we need a leader
we can look in the eye.
442
00:18:25,541 --> 00:18:26,875
Not a bunch of ones and zeros.
443
00:18:26,916 --> 00:18:27,791
No offense.
444
00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:29,958
That's actually super offensive,
445
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,875
so wait, you think
you should be in charge?
446
00:18:32,916 --> 00:18:34,583
I am the most experienced.
447
00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:36,958
Yeah, at losing your powers.
448
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,458
Didn't I crack
that joke already?
449
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:41,125
Why are we even
putting up with this guy?
450
00:18:41,166 --> 00:18:42,666
He wears a suit!
451
00:18:42,708 --> 00:18:44,666
It takes batteries.
452
00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:46,458
Let's just get Eve
back in here.
453
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,166
I'm new
to this whole team thing,
454
00:18:48,208 --> 00:18:50,125
but I thought
it involved teamwork.
455
00:18:50,166 --> 00:18:51,916
As did I.
456
00:18:51,958 --> 00:18:53,250
Call me when
you figure it out.
457
00:18:53,291 --> 00:18:54,666
I'll be in the gym.
458
00:18:54,708 --> 00:18:56,708
Me too.
459
00:18:57,791 --> 00:18:59,166
I'll go supervise.
460
00:18:59,208 --> 00:19:00,291
No, you won't!
461
00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:02,458
I can do
whatever I like.
462
00:19:04,166 --> 00:19:06,250
Good first day, Robot.
463
00:19:09,791 --> 00:19:12,333
I can't do
three combat exercises a day.
464
00:19:12,375 --> 00:19:16,125
I'm on a rather tight timetable
to get this team operational.
465
00:19:16,166 --> 00:19:18,416
Whenever I transform,
I get younger.
466
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:21,333
It's part of the curse
that gives me my powers.
467
00:19:21,375 --> 00:19:25,083
I don't look it,
but I'm 24 years old.
468
00:19:25,125 --> 00:19:26,958
I used to go by Monster Woman,
469
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,750
but it got too hard
to explain, so...
470
00:19:29,791 --> 00:19:32,375
if you don't want to start
changing my diapers,
471
00:19:32,416 --> 00:19:35,166
three exercises a day
are too much for me.
472
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:36,416
I didn't...
473
00:19:36,458 --> 00:19:38,666
Of course, my apologies.
474
00:19:38,708 --> 00:19:40,416
It must be difficult.
475
00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:43,375
Try having a normal relationship
looking like this.
476
00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:44,500
The guys who are interested
477
00:19:44,541 --> 00:19:46,083
are either
going through puberty,
478
00:19:46,125 --> 00:19:48,416
or popping up
on sex offender registries.
479
00:19:48,458 --> 00:19:50,000
I understand what it's like
480
00:19:50,041 --> 00:19:52,666
for the world to look at you
and see one thing,
481
00:19:52,708 --> 00:19:55,166
never knowing the truth
of what's inside.
482
00:19:55,208 --> 00:19:57,416
How can you understand?
483
00:19:57,458 --> 00:19:59,875
You're a robot.
484
00:20:02,833 --> 00:20:04,916
Pathetic.
485
00:20:04,958 --> 00:20:06,208
This has gotta go.
486
00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:07,666
Hide this.
487
00:20:07,708 --> 00:20:09,541
Toss this.
488
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:10,708
What? Stop.
489
00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:13,750
Hey, being a geek
is cool now, okay?
490
00:20:13,791 --> 00:20:15,875
So, maybe Amber
likes comics, too.
491
00:20:15,916 --> 00:20:17,041
You thought of that?
492
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:18,083
Ya dick.
493
00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:19,458
I'm not talking about
the comics,
494
00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:20,851
I'm talking about
the dirty clothes,
495
00:20:20,875 --> 00:20:21,833
the dishes,
496
00:20:21,875 --> 00:20:23,000
the tissues.
497
00:20:24,083 --> 00:20:25,458
Uh...
498
00:20:27,208 --> 00:20:28,166
Better.
499
00:20:28,208 --> 00:20:30,833
Okay, I brought you
some homework.
500
00:20:30,875 --> 00:20:32,041
A little Naomi Klein.
501
00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:33,166
A touch of Margaret Atwood.
502
00:20:33,208 --> 00:20:34,500
Some Ta-Nehisi Coates.
503
00:20:34,541 --> 00:20:35,333
I haven't read any of those.
504
00:20:35,375 --> 00:20:37,083
But she has,
505
00:20:37,125 --> 00:20:38,166
so get started.
506
00:20:38,208 --> 00:20:40,625
It'll show Amber
you're interested in her.
507
00:20:40,666 --> 00:20:43,375
She's also into spicy foods,
stand-up comedy,
508
00:20:43,416 --> 00:20:44,916
and fourth-wave feminism.
509
00:20:44,958 --> 00:20:46,416
What?
I read her file.
510
00:20:47,708 --> 00:20:49,625
I asked around at school.
511
00:20:49,666 --> 00:20:52,500
It's just a study date,
not a first date.
512
00:20:52,541 --> 00:20:55,541
Mark, every date
should feel like a first date.
513
00:20:56,750 --> 00:20:59,458
Mark!
Your friend is here!
514
00:21:08,916 --> 00:21:10,833
Go! Out the back way.
515
00:21:10,875 --> 00:21:12,101
You can thank me later
when you call me,
516
00:21:12,125 --> 00:21:14,333
and tell me exactly
how it all went.
517
00:21:14,375 --> 00:21:16,291
Hi, Mrs. Grayson.
I'm Amber.
518
00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:28,833
Um, William said
I should read it
519
00:21:28,875 --> 00:21:30,708
to show you
that I'm interested-
520
00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:32,083
interesting-
521
00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:33,875
and I will,
522
00:21:33,916 --> 00:21:37,541
but this is more me.
523
00:21:37,583 --> 00:21:38,875
An honest man.
524
00:21:38,916 --> 00:21:40,291
I like that.
525
00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:41,541
So...
526
00:21:41,583 --> 00:21:43,208
you're into comics.
527
00:21:43,250 --> 00:21:44,625
Is it that obvious?
528
00:21:46,375 --> 00:21:47,375
What's your favorite?
529
00:21:47,416 --> 00:21:50,208
Oh, man, I can't pick
a favorite,
530
00:21:50,250 --> 00:21:51,666
but...
531
00:21:51,708 --> 00:21:54,958
Ooh, this one is about a guy
who's an underwater welder,
532
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,500
and starts seeing ghosts
on the bottom of the ocean,
533
00:21:57,541 --> 00:22:00,166
and this one is about
a Jack Russell terrier
534
00:22:00,208 --> 00:22:02,291
who's a master
of the metaphysical arts.
535
00:22:02,333 --> 00:22:03,541
Seance Dog?
536
00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:04,708
Cool.
537
00:22:04,750 --> 00:22:06,208
You mind if I borrow it?
538
00:22:06,250 --> 00:22:09,208
I mean, just to show you
that I'm interested.
539
00:22:09,250 --> 00:22:10,416
Yeah.
540
00:22:10,458 --> 00:22:11,541
Absolutely.
541
00:22:17,250 --> 00:22:19,000
Okay...
542
00:22:19,041 --> 00:22:20,833
don't know who that is.
543
00:22:20,875 --> 00:22:22,934
Um, I figured we should start
with global issues, and then...
544
00:22:25,208 --> 00:22:26,458
Sorry.
545
00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:27,916
Must be a robo-call.
546
00:22:27,958 --> 00:22:29,791
Ha, this should do it.
547
00:22:29,833 --> 00:22:32,083
So Ms. Walker says
we should focus on the...
548
00:22:34,958 --> 00:22:37,250
I'm gonna run
and use your bathroom
549
00:22:37,291 --> 00:22:39,250
while you deal with that.
550
00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:42,416
Yeah, uh, down the hall
on the left.
551
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:49,916
Whoa!
552
00:22:49,958 --> 00:22:51,583
Christ almighty.
553
00:22:51,625 --> 00:22:53,083
I didn't think
she would ever leave.
554
00:22:53,125 --> 00:22:54,000
Hey!
555
00:22:54,041 --> 00:22:54,833
Oh, what are you...
556
00:22:54,875 --> 00:22:56,375
How did you know Amber...
557
00:22:56,416 --> 00:22:58,125
Are you spying on me?
558
00:22:58,166 --> 00:22:59,666
You wanna be
a super hero, right?
559
00:22:59,708 --> 00:23:02,208
Fame, glory, get the pretty gal?
560
00:23:02,250 --> 00:23:05,291
I mean, that's sexist, but okay.
561
00:23:05,333 --> 00:23:07,666
Well, then, the whole concept
of personal privacy
562
00:23:07,708 --> 00:23:09,083
or me time?
563
00:23:09,125 --> 00:23:10,375
That's out the window.
564
00:23:10,416 --> 00:23:14,375
When the world needs you,
you answer your goddamn phone!
565
00:23:14,416 --> 00:23:16,208
Don't worry,
she hasn't flushed yet.
566
00:23:16,250 --> 00:23:17,958
I don't even work for you!
567
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,208
And you never will,
568
00:23:19,250 --> 00:23:21,125
not unless you show
a little respect,
569
00:23:21,166 --> 00:23:23,958
and decide if you want to be
a superhero or not.
570
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,041
Right now?
571
00:23:25,083 --> 00:23:27,375
Yes, Mark, right now.
572
00:23:27,416 --> 00:23:28,708
Okay, yes.
573
00:23:28,750 --> 00:23:30,791
I want to help.
574
00:23:30,833 --> 00:23:31,958
What's the problem?
575
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,541
Rogue supervillain.
576
00:23:33,583 --> 00:23:34,458
Public in danger.
577
00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:35,416
Eve's already en route.
578
00:23:35,458 --> 00:23:36,958
Here, so we can talk on the go.
579
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,625
Eve's gonna be there?
580
00:23:38,666 --> 00:23:40,666
Oh, did that just
sweeten the deal?
581
00:23:40,708 --> 00:23:42,125
What? No.
582
00:23:42,166 --> 00:23:43,208
I mean, um...
583
00:23:43,250 --> 00:23:44,375
Where?
584
00:23:44,416 --> 00:23:46,333
Where is this... at?
585
00:23:46,375 --> 00:23:47,666
Mount Rushmore.
586
00:23:48,875 --> 00:23:51,041
Okay.
587
00:23:51,083 --> 00:23:52,625
What state is that again?
588
00:23:52,666 --> 00:23:55,958
What do they teach you kids
in school these days?
589
00:23:57,458 --> 00:23:59,000
Who were you talking to?
590
00:23:59,041 --> 00:24:00,291
Oh, um...
591
00:24:00,333 --> 00:24:02,791
Yeah, the thing with the, uh,
the phone, it's, um...
592
00:24:02,833 --> 00:24:04,333
It was a friend of my dad's,
593
00:24:04,375 --> 00:24:06,458
and, uh...
I forgot I'd promised
594
00:24:06,500 --> 00:24:10,416
I'd help him
with this thing, um...
595
00:24:10,458 --> 00:24:11,916
Now?
596
00:24:14,416 --> 00:24:16,625
How's it going in here?
597
00:24:16,666 --> 00:24:18,708
I brought snacks.
598
00:24:19,833 --> 00:24:22,083
South Dakota.
599
00:24:22,125 --> 00:24:24,916
We know where
Mount Rushmore is, Cecil.
600
00:24:24,958 --> 00:24:26,309
I wouldn't be
asking for your help,
601
00:24:26,333 --> 00:24:29,291
but Omni-Man's dealing with
a kaiju ten time zones away,
602
00:24:29,333 --> 00:24:30,809
and the new Guardians
are a shit show,
603
00:24:30,833 --> 00:24:32,458
so here we are.
604
00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:33,875
Target is Doc Seismic.
605
00:24:33,916 --> 00:24:35,791
He has a Ph.D. in seismology,
606
00:24:35,833 --> 00:24:37,791
so the doc thing,
that's legit.
607
00:24:37,833 --> 00:24:40,166
Problem is, he made himself
a pair of earthquake gloves.
608
00:24:40,208 --> 00:24:41,500
What's he want?
609
00:24:41,541 --> 00:24:42,875
Even he doesn't seem to know.
610
00:24:42,916 --> 00:24:44,458
Working theory
says brain damage
611
00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:46,083
from a side effect
of those gloves.
612
00:24:46,125 --> 00:24:48,750
He basically gets a concussion
every time he uses them.
613
00:24:50,041 --> 00:24:51,583
So your basic
mad scientist deal.
614
00:24:51,625 --> 00:24:52,625
Have fun, kids,
615
00:24:52,666 --> 00:24:53,875
and try to remember,
616
00:24:53,916 --> 00:24:55,958
that's a national treasure
down there.
617
00:25:08,333 --> 00:25:13,375
You've come to pray
at this obscene monument?
618
00:25:13,416 --> 00:25:15,708
They were oppressors!
619
00:25:15,750 --> 00:25:16,875
Racists!
620
00:25:16,916 --> 00:25:18,458
Slave owners!
621
00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:22,083
I give you a new god
worthy of worship!
622
00:25:22,125 --> 00:25:25,166
Bow before Doc Seismic!
623
00:25:26,166 --> 00:25:27,208
Rah!
624
00:25:27,250 --> 00:25:28,041
Hah!
625
00:25:35,041 --> 00:25:36,916
Run! This way!
626
00:25:38,666 --> 00:25:40,083
Hurry! Hurry!
627
00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:46,000
The great emancipator?
628
00:25:46,041 --> 00:25:48,541
He'll emancipate you...
629
00:25:48,583 --> 00:25:50,375
from your lives!
630
00:25:53,666 --> 00:25:54,541
Wow, man,
631
00:25:54,583 --> 00:25:56,333
I'm still working
on my one-liners,
632
00:25:56,375 --> 00:25:59,166
but that one is really bad.
633
00:26:05,708 --> 00:26:06,583
Ha ha!
634
00:26:06,625 --> 00:26:09,625
That's how you get ahead
in life.
635
00:26:09,666 --> 00:26:11,458
See, it's not quite there,
it's not there.
636
00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:13,625
No argument from me.
637
00:26:13,666 --> 00:26:15,250
Now die!
638
00:26:17,458 --> 00:26:19,250
Ah, thanks.
639
00:26:19,291 --> 00:26:20,541
Anytime.
640
00:26:20,583 --> 00:26:21,833
We need to take out
his gloves.
641
00:26:21,875 --> 00:26:23,083
Those aren't gloves.
642
00:26:23,125 --> 00:26:24,333
Gloves have fingers.
643
00:26:24,375 --> 00:26:25,541
They're more, uh...
644
00:26:25,583 --> 00:26:27,041
earthquake bracelets?
645
00:26:27,083 --> 00:26:29,458
Ha! You're wearing
earthquake bracelets!
646
00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:30,875
H'yah!
647
00:26:33,916 --> 00:26:37,833
Y'ah!
648
00:26:39,166 --> 00:26:40,166
Y'ah!
649
00:26:50,083 --> 00:26:52,875
You should be on my side!
650
00:26:52,916 --> 00:26:55,375
We could tear down
the old power structure,
651
00:26:55,416 --> 00:26:57,208
build a new order!
652
00:26:57,250 --> 00:26:59,750
I mean, look at the costume
they've got you in.
653
00:26:59,791 --> 00:27:02,583
Talk about pandering
to gender roles.
654
00:27:02,625 --> 00:27:04,708
I designed my own costume,
655
00:27:04,750 --> 00:27:07,125
and I thought your doctorate
was in seismology?
656
00:27:07,166 --> 00:27:08,958
Undergrad in sociology
and women's studies.
657
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,017
I had a minor
in African Dance,
658
00:27:10,041 --> 00:27:11,500
but enough politics!
659
00:27:13,625 --> 00:27:14,750
H'wah!
660
00:27:19,291 --> 00:27:20,666
Oh...
661
00:27:25,041 --> 00:27:27,250
- Whoa!
- Oh!
662
00:27:49,750 --> 00:27:50,875
Mark!
663
00:27:58,250 --> 00:27:59,250
Shit!
664
00:28:10,291 --> 00:28:11,625
Bah!
665
00:28:27,250 --> 00:28:28,958
Oof! Oh...
666
00:28:34,416 --> 00:28:35,375
Thank you.
667
00:28:35,416 --> 00:28:36,500
Don't mention it.
668
00:28:39,208 --> 00:28:41,250
Eve! Eve!
669
00:28:46,250 --> 00:28:47,250
Eve!
670
00:28:47,291 --> 00:28:48,750
Invincible!
671
00:28:51,041 --> 00:28:51,833
I got you.
672
00:28:51,875 --> 00:28:52,708
He's slipping.
673
00:28:52,750 --> 00:28:54,291
Ah, God dammit.
674
00:28:54,333 --> 00:28:57,458
I should have spent more time
working on the jet pack!
675
00:29:02,791 --> 00:29:03,583
H'ah!
676
00:29:03,625 --> 00:29:04,791
Ugh!
677
00:29:09,916 --> 00:29:11,416
Look out!
678
00:29:23,041 --> 00:29:25,083
Wow, that guy is toast.
679
00:29:25,125 --> 00:29:26,166
Oh, I see,
680
00:29:26,208 --> 00:29:28,583
so, like, none of these
sound good, huh?
681
00:29:28,625 --> 00:29:30,208
Oh, crap, I gotta go!
682
00:29:30,250 --> 00:29:31,458
I-I'll talk to you later, Eve!
683
00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:32,958
Thanks!
684
00:29:33,875 --> 00:29:36,708
You're welcome.
685
00:29:41,041 --> 00:29:43,625
Whoa, slow down.
What's up?
686
00:29:43,666 --> 00:29:45,833
Cecil asked me to save
Mount Rushmore,
687
00:29:45,875 --> 00:29:47,142
but I left Amber waiting
in the room so I gotta...
688
00:29:47,166 --> 00:29:48,666
You left a girl in your room
689
00:29:48,708 --> 00:29:50,625
while you flew off
to deal with a crisis?
690
00:29:50,666 --> 00:29:51,958
Mm-hmm.
691
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:52,833
Good.
692
00:29:52,875 --> 00:29:55,625
I mean, not good for her,
but good.
693
00:29:55,666 --> 00:29:57,750
That's the tricky part
of the job,
694
00:29:57,791 --> 00:30:02,041
balancing what you wanna do,
with what you need to do.
695
00:30:02,083 --> 00:30:03,625
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
696
00:30:03,666 --> 00:30:07,125
Remember, you're not just
a superhero, Mark.
697
00:30:07,166 --> 00:30:10,291
You're a Viltrumite.
698
00:30:10,333 --> 00:30:16,166
We have... responsibilities
that normal humans don't.
699
00:30:16,208 --> 00:30:17,708
Right.
700
00:30:17,750 --> 00:30:18,833
Yeah, thanks.
701
00:30:18,875 --> 00:30:20,916
Hey, one last piece
of fatherly advice, okay?
702
00:30:20,958 --> 00:30:23,583
You might wanna change.
703
00:30:23,625 --> 00:30:25,416
Oh, crap.
704
00:30:26,541 --> 00:30:28,208
Dad, you got a little...
705
00:30:28,250 --> 00:30:29,500
here.
706
00:30:37,166 --> 00:30:40,125
I am so sorry.
707
00:30:40,166 --> 00:30:42,083
I've been sitting here
for an hour.
708
00:30:42,125 --> 00:30:43,375
I know.
709
00:30:43,416 --> 00:30:45,333
Uh... Oh, that's a good one.
710
00:30:45,375 --> 00:30:47,208
What'd you-
what'd you think?
711
00:30:47,250 --> 00:30:49,291
Why did you even agree
to hang out
712
00:30:49,333 --> 00:30:51,500
if you weren't gonna hang out?
713
00:30:51,541 --> 00:30:53,333
I do want to hang out.
714
00:30:53,375 --> 00:30:54,916
I just didn't think that...
715
00:30:54,958 --> 00:30:57,416
Could've fooled me.
716
00:30:57,458 --> 00:31:00,333
I don't even know why I came.
717
00:31:00,375 --> 00:31:02,583
Okay, then, why did you come?
718
00:31:02,625 --> 00:31:05,166
You didn't even know I existed
until I stood up to Todd.
719
00:31:06,250 --> 00:31:07,333
For the record,
720
00:31:07,375 --> 00:31:09,083
Todd kicked your ass.
721
00:31:09,125 --> 00:31:11,166
For the record,
722
00:31:11,208 --> 00:31:13,875
that's absolutely true.
723
00:31:13,916 --> 00:31:16,333
I've had guys throw punches
for me before,
724
00:31:16,375 --> 00:31:19,166
but you're the first one
who stood there and took 'em.
725
00:31:19,208 --> 00:31:20,333
Twice.
726
00:31:20,375 --> 00:31:24,208
I wanted to know the kind of guy
that would do that.
727
00:31:24,250 --> 00:31:25,500
An idiot?
728
00:31:25,541 --> 00:31:26,625
Maybe.
729
00:31:26,666 --> 00:31:28,208
Maybe not.
730
00:31:28,250 --> 00:31:30,500
So, what now, hmm?
731
00:31:30,541 --> 00:31:31,916
I finished
all the review questions
732
00:31:31,958 --> 00:31:35,125
while you were off
saving the world or whatever.
733
00:31:35,166 --> 00:31:37,541
It's big, sir.
734
00:31:40,666 --> 00:31:42,000
Really big.
735
00:31:42,041 --> 00:31:44,750
First time I've seen Omni-Man
on the ropes like that.
736
00:31:46,083 --> 00:31:49,166
Also, it might not be dead.
737
00:31:49,208 --> 00:31:50,125
Huh.
738
00:31:50,166 --> 00:31:51,333
Put it on ice.
739
00:31:51,375 --> 00:31:52,434
You never know
when something like that
740
00:31:52,458 --> 00:31:53,916
might come in handy.
741
00:31:53,958 --> 00:31:55,000
Yes, sir.
742
00:31:58,083 --> 00:32:00,125
Oh, good God!
743
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,708
Calamari for dinner?
744
00:32:04,208 --> 00:32:06,250
Get that off my counter!
745
00:32:06,291 --> 00:32:07,916
Aw, you sure?
746
00:32:07,958 --> 00:32:10,250
It's considered a delicacy
in some places,
747
00:32:10,291 --> 00:32:12,375
and an aphrodisiac.
748
00:32:12,416 --> 00:32:14,208
Like you need it.
749
00:32:15,500 --> 00:32:16,541
Did you call Cecil?
750
00:32:16,583 --> 00:32:18,541
About putting
some protection on the house.
751
00:32:18,583 --> 00:32:19,875
I was kinda busy.
752
00:32:19,916 --> 00:32:20,875
Nolan...
753
00:32:20,916 --> 00:32:22,458
Yeah, I'll take care of it.
754
00:32:22,500 --> 00:32:23,541
Thank you.
755
00:32:23,583 --> 00:32:24,958
Hey, don't forget
756
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,541
I just took down
a freakin' kaiju
757
00:32:26,583 --> 00:32:28,083
and saved the world.
758
00:32:28,125 --> 00:32:30,125
Your husband's a badass.
759
00:32:30,166 --> 00:32:33,291
Yeah, well, you're not
the only badass in this family.
760
00:32:33,333 --> 00:32:37,250
I sold a house today
that had a double homicide.
761
00:32:37,291 --> 00:32:39,166
I told them lightning
never strikes twice.
762
00:32:41,333 --> 00:32:43,666
Are you seriously
gonna put that on the grill?
763
00:32:46,583 --> 00:32:50,583
♪ I've been sleepless at night ♪
764
00:32:50,625 --> 00:32:55,833
♪ 'Cause I don't know
how I feel ♪
765
00:32:55,875 --> 00:32:59,416
♪ I've been waiting on you ♪
766
00:32:59,458 --> 00:33:03,750
♪ Just to say something real ♪
767
00:33:05,250 --> 00:33:10,416
♪ There's a light on the road
and I think you know ♪
768
00:33:10,458 --> 00:33:15,583
♪ Morning has come
and I have to go ♪
769
00:33:19,791 --> 00:33:25,875
♪ But if we're strong enough
to let it in... ♪
770
00:33:25,916 --> 00:33:28,333
Surprise!
771
00:33:28,375 --> 00:33:29,958
Look,
772
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:30,958
I screwed up, Eve.
773
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,500
I know I did, I just...
774
00:33:32,541 --> 00:33:34,666
I just, I don't know
why I keep doing this.
775
00:33:34,708 --> 00:33:36,000
I don't want to.
776
00:33:36,041 --> 00:33:37,416
You know that, right?
777
00:33:37,458 --> 00:33:38,916
You know I love you.
778
00:33:38,958 --> 00:33:40,583
I know...
779
00:33:40,625 --> 00:33:43,000
but that wasn't
an apology, Rex.
780
00:33:43,041 --> 00:33:44,250
You're right.
781
00:33:44,291 --> 00:33:45,583
I'm sorry.
782
00:33:45,625 --> 00:33:47,333
Look, give me a do-over,
783
00:33:47,375 --> 00:33:48,541
just this one time.
784
00:33:48,583 --> 00:33:49,583
I'll be better.
785
00:33:49,625 --> 00:33:51,000
I-I promise.
786
00:33:51,041 --> 00:33:54,000
Good luck
with the new team, Rex.
787
00:33:56,041 --> 00:33:59,541
♪...Strong enough
to let it go ♪
788
00:33:59,583 --> 00:34:00,916
Fuck.
789
00:34:16,958 --> 00:34:19,750
Good for you, Mark.
790
00:34:46,958 --> 00:34:48,666
Chow time.
791
00:34:53,291 --> 00:34:54,583
You know the drill.
792
00:34:55,958 --> 00:34:57,875
Ah, Thursday.
793
00:34:57,916 --> 00:34:59,750
Chicken pot pie.
794
00:34:59,791 --> 00:35:00,951
Everybody's favorite.
795
00:35:02,625 --> 00:35:03,875
Stay back from the door.
796
00:35:20,416 --> 00:35:22,333
Stay back from the door.
797
00:35:27,416 --> 00:35:28,625
Huh?
798
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,250
Shit.
799
00:35:32,291 --> 00:35:33,166
Ah!
800
00:35:33,208 --> 00:35:35,833
Ah, sorry, Pete.
801
00:35:56,708 --> 00:35:57,708
Hmm...
802
00:36:00,625 --> 00:36:01,833
Damn.
803
00:36:01,875 --> 00:36:03,416
Chicken pot pie night.
804
00:36:07,375 --> 00:36:09,208
Mm...
805
00:36:15,208 --> 00:36:16,250
How?
806
00:36:16,291 --> 00:36:17,750
Obvious.
807
00:36:17,791 --> 00:36:19,416
As the original article,
808
00:36:19,458 --> 00:36:21,250
my intellect's undiluted
809
00:36:21,291 --> 00:36:23,625
by the cloning process
that created you.
810
00:36:23,666 --> 00:36:26,291
Oh, please.
811
00:36:26,333 --> 00:36:27,625
Just open the door.
812
00:36:29,333 --> 00:36:30,666
Say it.
813
00:36:30,708 --> 00:36:35,583
You cheap, genetically
inferior knock-off...
814
00:36:35,625 --> 00:36:36,750
Say it,
815
00:36:36,791 --> 00:36:39,541
or stay here forever.
816
00:36:43,208 --> 00:36:45,500
I'm the clone.
817
00:36:45,541 --> 00:36:47,125
Yes, you are.
818
00:36:48,125 --> 00:36:50,583
This way.
819
00:36:54,958 --> 00:36:56,125
♪ Whoo! ♪
820
00:36:56,166 --> 00:36:57,958
♪ Run, run, run ♪
821
00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,875
♪ Gangster like you
wake up in Dickies ♪
822
00:36:59,916 --> 00:37:01,250
♪ And load the clippy ♪
823
00:37:01,291 --> 00:37:02,625
♪ The reign of our ascension ♪
824
00:37:02,666 --> 00:37:04,583
♪ Make statisticians
feel sickly ♪
825
00:37:04,625 --> 00:37:05,541
♪ Accountants
they get snippy ♪
826
00:37:05,583 --> 00:37:06,958
♪ They never counted
so quickly ♪
827
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,833
♪ Got 'em up sniffin' yak up
off an abacus for a living ♪
828
00:37:09,875 --> 00:37:11,541
♪ Crime authors ♪
829
00:37:11,583 --> 00:37:13,541
♪ Autobiographically bastards ♪
830
00:37:13,583 --> 00:37:16,125
♪ Pain passin'
put a pain in your brain ♪
831
00:37:16,166 --> 00:37:18,958
♪ Style droppin' the drums
and stun all goggles ♪
832
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,333
♪ Small talkers
get launched on... ♪
833
00:37:21,375 --> 00:37:23,208
Clear a path.
834
00:37:25,958 --> 00:37:26,958
♪ Tick tock ♪
835
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,351
♪ You got until
the hands on the clock stop ♪
836
00:37:28,375 --> 00:37:30,250
♪ I'm baggin' a bag
then I'm backing out ♪
837
00:37:30,291 --> 00:37:32,916
♪ Better back off ♪
838
00:37:32,958 --> 00:37:34,916
♪ That's why
I'm outta here, baby ♪
839
00:37:34,958 --> 00:37:37,791
♪ Before these clowns put me
down in the ground, baby ♪
840
00:37:37,833 --> 00:37:41,833
♪ I'm running reds 'til
I'm out of this town, baby ♪
841
00:37:41,875 --> 00:37:43,666
♪ You want your money back?
Chase me ♪
842
00:37:46,916 --> 00:37:50,583
We have a benefactor, it seems.
843
00:38:14,333 --> 00:38:15,500
Huh?
844
00:38:15,541 --> 00:38:19,375
Multi-phased fusion generator
in the 30-megawatt range.
845
00:38:21,416 --> 00:38:22,958
What now?
846
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,125
I'm surprised
you don't see it,
847
00:38:25,166 --> 00:38:27,541
you being the original
and all.
848
00:38:52,541 --> 00:38:54,750
I'd say
I'll miss you, brother...
849
00:38:56,125 --> 00:38:59,125
but I can always
make another one.
850
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,875
So, give me an update.
851
00:39:09,916 --> 00:39:12,125
You get my team ready
for the deep end yet?
852
00:39:13,875 --> 00:39:15,291
We still have work to do,
853
00:39:15,333 --> 00:39:17,541
but I feel confident
in the progress
854
00:39:17,583 --> 00:39:19,583
we've made today.
855
00:39:45,041 --> 00:39:46,375
My apologies.
856
00:39:46,416 --> 00:39:49,375
Didn't mean to scare.
857
00:39:49,416 --> 00:39:51,041
What are you doing in my house?
858
00:39:51,083 --> 00:39:54,125
Seeking... information.
859
00:39:54,166 --> 00:39:55,750
Clues.
860
00:39:55,791 --> 00:39:57,125
Answers.
861
00:39:57,166 --> 00:39:58,541
Answers to what?
862
00:39:58,583 --> 00:40:01,166
That night, the massacre.
863
00:40:01,208 --> 00:40:03,625
Still not clear to me.
864
00:40:03,666 --> 00:40:05,458
I don't know
what you're talking about.
865
00:40:05,500 --> 00:40:06,625
You need to leave now.
866
00:40:06,666 --> 00:40:08,000
Seven dead.
867
00:40:08,041 --> 00:40:09,208
One alive.
868
00:40:09,250 --> 00:40:11,041
Your husband.
869
00:40:11,083 --> 00:40:14,458
Was hoping you could
make that piece fit.
870
00:40:14,500 --> 00:40:16,291
Well, you'll have to ask him.
871
00:40:16,333 --> 00:40:17,125
Did.
872
00:40:17,166 --> 00:40:18,875
Answers were...
873
00:40:18,916 --> 00:40:21,375
unsatisfactory.
874
00:40:21,416 --> 00:40:22,875
Why do you care?
875
00:40:22,916 --> 00:40:24,875
Escaped from hell.
876
00:40:24,916 --> 00:40:28,416
Seek justice for others
to save own soul.
877
00:40:28,458 --> 00:40:30,291
Husband told you nothing?
878
00:40:30,333 --> 00:40:32,916
Not a whisper
to soothe your fears?
879
00:40:32,958 --> 00:40:34,166
No.
880
00:40:34,208 --> 00:40:35,083
He didn't say anything.
881
00:40:35,125 --> 00:40:37,541
Hmm...
882
00:40:37,583 --> 00:40:39,500
You have a lovely home.
883
00:40:39,541 --> 00:40:41,166
Debbie?
884
00:40:41,208 --> 00:40:42,333
You all right?
885
00:40:42,375 --> 00:40:44,666
I thought I heard something.
886
00:40:47,208 --> 00:40:48,916
I'm fine.
887
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,125
I was just coming to bed.
888
00:40:53,305 --> 00:41:53,531
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