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[slow heartbeat]

[wolf howls]

- [heartbeat continues] - [slow inhales and exhales echoing]

[ethereal music playing]

NETFLIX PRESENTS

AN AM PICTURES PRODUCTION

[breathing heavily]

A FILM BY ARAM VAN DE REST & APPIE BOUDELLAH

How should I know I had an STD? It's just my balls were crazy itchy, man.

Could be anything.

Hey, uh,�Bridezilla, I'm having a private conversation.

You mind sitting somewhere else?

Hold on. I gotta take care of something. I'll call you right back, man.

Hey, what's your deal? You all right?

[woman whimpers]

You high on drugs? You some kind of junkie? What's up with you?

[sighs] You wouldn't believe it.

Look, I'm not used to seeing a bride in a torn gown,

so what's your story? I'm curious. [scoffs]

[woman] OK, if you really want to know.

I'm Lotte, and I'm a real sucker for romance.

I hope to get engaged one day.

To this guy, Alex.

My knight in shining armor.

Yeah. Tell us about your brother, Johnny Romero?

Uh, you guys wereworking together, right?

[Lotte] We met at the TV station where we work.

He's in front of the camera. I'm behind it.

- Roll the clip now! - [Alex] Come on...

- [Lotte] Whenever he fucks up, I fix it. - [Alex] What is this?

[Lotte] We're a perfect match, if you don't mind my saying so.

He was totally unprofessional!

Hon, his brother just passed away. You knew that, didn't you?

[Lotte] We've been together five years, and I think he's gonna propose soon.

I can feel it.

I hope it goes like I've always dreamed it should.

- Fuck. - [officer] Step out of the car.

[Lotte sighs]

[Lotte] Just give me the ticket, and I'll be on my way.

Sorry, you'll have to come with me.

- Come with you? - Yep, right this way. Come.

[Lotte] It doesn't have to be grand.

What?

Just small. Intimate.

Nothing special.

[upbeat music playing]

? Met you on a Saturday in my home town ?

? I felt it in a way and came around ?

? I knew ?

? First time I saw you ?

? I had it cosmical, was on the ground ?

? I tried to speak, was lost for words ?

? Made no sound, it's true ?

? I wanna say to you ?

? Yeah, you ?

? That if you feel the same as I do, baby Let me know ?

? 'Cause I can't hide the butterflies Any more ?

? Each time I see Something that was magical ?

? It's you ?

? Yeah, you ?

? And if you just say yes ?

? Gonna get you in a wedding dress ?

? I know it'll be the best day ?

? The best day of our lives ?

? The best day of our lives ?

? I love you, baby, yes, it's true ?

? Can't wait until you say, "I do" ?

? It's gonna be the best day ?

? The best day of our lives ?

? The best day of our lives ?

? Just say yes ?

? Just say yes ?

? Ooh, it's gonna be the best day ?

? The best day of our lives ?

? The best day of our lives ?

? Just say yes... ?

Lotte, my love.

[sighs]

Will you please marry me?

Y-yes.

? The best day of our lives ?

? Just say yes ?

? Just say yes ?

? It's gonna be the best day ?

? The best day of our lives ?

? The best day of our lives ?

? Just say yes ?

? The best day of our lives ?

? The best day of our lives ?

? The best day... ?

[music slows and distorts]

[Lotte] Well, in my case, it went slightly different.

[door opens]

[Lotte] Alex thinks marriage is an outdated concept.

He calls it "middle class."

Maybe it's my fault, and I just made it way too easy for him.

Hon?

I have accepted it.

You know, for me, it's just not that much of a big deal anymore.

[women] Surprise!

What's going on here?

[Alex sighs]

My love...

Will you be my wife?

[chuckles] Yes.

[all cheering]

[Lotte] Well, I'm still really happy about it. I'm getting married!

Who cares? Mind your own business, will you?

I've already arranged everything. Just one thing left to do.

I only want to get married in one dress.

- My grandmother's. - Oh, wow, Lot, you look so beautiful!

If you ask me, they should have buried her in it.

Mom.

I wish your grandma could see you. It looks gorgeous on you.

Well, maybe she's watching from above.

[Lotte] Fortunately, I have the best friends.

- [woman] Are you OK, dear? - What?

So what if i let myself go? Dirk never touches me anymore.

[Lotte] Guusje,

a sweet, caring, desperate housewife.

Married to...

Dirk! I told you so many times to pick up your tools.

What are you, a child?

- Sorry. - [Lotte] ...who is completely useless.

How did you get gum in your hair?

[Lotte] She's running the family on her own.

Dirk, I want this LEGO off the floor!

Why do I have to pick it up? Hal played with it.

[Lotte] Marriage is no paradise, according to�Guusje.

Hey, are there going to be a lot of, uh, single men?

No, not really.

You must be kidding me.

Well, I'm not going to sit at a table with a bunch of boring couples.

[man] Whoa. Stop. Hold up, hold up.

Who is this chick? She's a fucking hottie.

That's Pam.

[man] Pam.

[Lotte] Mm-hmm.

You know, I'm sorta kinda�singleish, so...

Why not hook a brother up? What's Pam's number?

[scoffs] Ha ha. Get it yourself.

Girl, why are you such a hater? Let me have it!

[Lotte] Pam is the most happy single person I know.

Miss, this picture is just perfect for Tinder.

Yeah, you're right.

[Lotte] She had an affair with the principal and got a job teaching.

Which is funny, because she hates kids.

Girl power.

- [rips] - [gasps]

Oh God, I keep popping the snaps.

Don't worry, you've got three weeks. It'll fit fine by then.

Where the hell is Estelle?

- [Mom grunts] - [grunts] Fuck!

Hi, everyone. We're at the opening of Estelle's Closet.

- They lined up all day to get in. - [Lotte] This is my sister Estelle.

She used to be the ugly duckling in the family

until she gave herself an extreme makeover.

With a little help from Dr. Bernard.

[dance music playing]

[Lotte] She's known on the internet as BeautyBeast.

She has over two million followers.

Welcome and good morning, everyone. This is�vlog 723 already.

[Lotte] She posts her entire life on social media.

- Jesus, this lighting is awful. What? - Can you act normal?

[Estelle] Move. You're in the shot. I'm working.

[Lotte] And I really mean her entire life.

Rest in peace, Grandma.

[camera shutter clicks]

As you can see behind me, the place is filling up...

- [woman 1] I had it first. - ...to me! I want it!

Let it go!

[Lotte] This is�Kim. Estelle's best friend.

They are inseparable. She sticks to my sister like a fly to shit.

Kim, what are you doing? You're in my shot.

Darling, this clutch is designed for a nine. With her nose...

- She's obviously just a four. - Sorry?

- You shouldn't say that, Kim. - You're right. No...

No, she's a three.

Bitch.

[Lotte] Estelle and I used to be best friends.

We kept each other grounded.

But unfortunately, I can't count on her anymore.

[Lotte] That's great, thanks. And I need three transgender people.

John knows about it. Yeah.

I'll get it to your inbox by this afternoon.

- [Lotte gasps] - Oh!

Fuck.

Uh...

[man grunts] Well, I hope you got a spare shirt with you.

- Good luck. - Wait. Aren't you going to offer anything?

- A hug? - A hug?

No, you should offer to clean it.

Uh, look, tell you what.

Call this number,

- tell them to bill me. - Wait. I don't even know who you are.

- [man] I'm in a hurry. - Yeah, so am I... Hello?

Shit.

[line ringing]

[woman on phone] Hello, Paradise Chinese takeout. What's your order?

What an asshole.

Oh, sis. You shouldn't wear that outfit in public.

- Let's go shopping later. - I have a meeting.

- Some people have to work. - Sorry about yesterday. Mm.

I completely forgot.

Again.

But I'll make it up to you.

Have a look at this.

Mom told me your dress is too tight.

Dr. Bernard will suck that fat right off of you.

- Shall I book an appointment? - Uh, Lotte, do you have a minute?

- [Lotte] Yes, sure, John. - Hello... John.

Hi.

Bye.

Oh, no.

Oh, no, don't you dare.

That's my boss.

- The big boss. - Mm-hmm.

Don't even go there.

Dude, don't overreact.

- [Lotte] I have to go. - Can you just relax?

- [Lotte] Yes. - [John] I'll be right with you, Lotte.

[Estelle] John?

- Yes? - [Estelle] Hi.

- Hi. - I'm Estelle.

What can I say? Our ratings were in the toilet last cycle.

So you gotta get them numbers way up. Who's with me?

Ah, Lotte.

[Lotte] Fritz, the editor in chief. Worst breath ever.

He thinks he runs the whole show.

How good of you to drop by.

Yeah, sorry I'm late. Some idiot spilled his coffee all over me.

- Hey. - [Lotte] Ugh.

Nice blouse.

Why are you here?

Oh, I see you two have already met.

Lotte, this is Chris.

Chris is gonna bring the viewers back to our channel.

Yeah, so please be nice to him.

Chris knows what scores with viewers.

Schadenfreude. Delight in someone else's failure, right?

Stupid, talentless, hopeless, you name it.

- Well, it's more nuanced than that. - [cell phone ringing]

I gotta take this. Hey, honey, are we good?

Hey, Ingrid, pack up your suitcases and leave already, 'kay?

No, Fritz!

Why don't you have more balls, man?

[Lotte] Ingrid threatens to leave Beau every month.

"Honey, are we good?"

"Ingrid, please stay." Sorry.

- Nah. - Right, okay. Give me ideas.

One sentence, please? Come on, make me happy.

In my sack, right? Lotte, you're up.

What?

Oh, I can't say it in one sentence, but I prepared a short presentation.

One sec... mm...

Gotta get it out.

[Estelle cackling]

[Lotte] What?

- She never, ever listens to me. - We don't have all day. Wake up, Lotte.

Yeah, sorry.

I was thinking about creating a show

in which we lovingly help people with their weight-loss goals.

It's about fatsos!

- Obesity. - Exactly. That's precisely the idea I had.

A show about big losers.

The struggle to lose weight.

- The Fatties. - I love it!

Oh, but wait. Of course we won't make fun of them.

- Linda is completely right. - Lotte.

The point is to help. This isn't a freak show to boost our ratings.

Yes, yes, yes, yes! Fantastic idea!

Alex, make it work, yeah? Get to it, everyone.

- Yes, but... - [Fritz] Get busy. Yes!

Whoo!

- What was that about? - What?

Your idea?

Uh, darling, I'm just trying to help.

Fritz doesn't get you like I do.

- But it's my idea. I worked hard on it. - I know that, sweetheart.

It doesn't matter who came up with it. We're a team.

You and me.

I'm sorry.�You're right.

It's OK.

See ya.

[Fritz] Alex! Alex, hey!

Great work in there, man.

[scoffs]

[Lotte] Only two weeks to go, and I barely fit into my pants,

let alone my dress.

Look, I don't have a weight problem. I'm not overweight.

But I just want to get married in my grandmother's dress.

OK, Lotte, how badly do you want this? You only get married once.

Keep going, ladies! Feel the burn!

[pop music playing]

Just three to go.

Two. No pain, no gain.

- [grunts] - ? Wanna feel ?

- Go, girls! Keep your legs wide! - ? Your body ?

? Longing for your touch, I can't get... ?

Let's go! Cool it down.

[grunting] Yes, that's 100 calories burned.

OK, let's go, go, go. Back to the fat-burn zone!

Yeah, I know what you want. Tight bods for your sex tape, right?

Sex tape? I wish! I'm drier than the Sahara.

What, still no action?

Seven months, two weeks, ten days, 23 seconds.

- Wow. - Twenty-four seconds, 25 seconds.

[exhales]

Well, time to get a vibrator, Guus.

Yeah. Order today, come tomorrow.

Really? Do you have one, Lot?

Yeah, Pam gave me one. You can have it if you want.

- That's gross. - It's still in the box.

If you mention "BeautyBeast" at Secret Circles, you'll get a discount.

BeautyBeast, Secret Circle. My God, I've been living under a rock.

[all groaning]

Uh, let me see you bend your knees.

Great. Now straighten up and lean forward.

A bit more. Yeah, more, more.

Yes, that's it.

OK, in three, two...

There's a chance of showers inland tomorrow,

um, somewhere around here.

Who is this?

- Chris's idea. - Shh.

- What? - Genius.

[presenter] Um, and it's only going to get up to 18 degrees

on the coast, so it's not going to be a good beach day.

But it will be tomorrow. [giggles]

What is up with the bimbo?

Mm, Mandy will be joining our team. We need someone fresh and new.

But I just hired Willemijn.

Hm-mm. And I fired her.

The woman worked at The Weather Channel for ten years.

She's boring as hell.

[scoffs]

I'm sure�Fritz loved the idea.

I try to talk to that guy as little as possible.

Bad breath.

[scoffs]

You were messing with my idea board?

It's very good. Let's do something with it.

- Really? - Really.

I made some minor adjustments.

Unsuspecting women get dream proposals.

- It could be a big hit. - [knocking]

I've already pitched it to Fritz, but he didn't like the idea at all.

Hey, Lex. I'm coming.

Go to John.

- [Lotte] John? - Yes.

- I don't think that's a good idea. - What do you have to lose?

Switching topics, rumor has it your private life is going well.

- Yeah, life is good, bro. - You've got a new lady?

- Yep. - Tell us.

Uh, well, OK. So her name is Ingrid.

- [Beau] Her name is Ingrid? - [man] Yes. Nice name.

- [Beau] Ingrid from Utrecht? - [Fritz] Here we go.

- [man] Yeah, she lives in Utrecht. - You motherfucker...

- Stop broadcasting. - [Fritz] I don't think so. Keep running.

- [Beau] You bastard! - [Lotte] Hey! Hey!

- Lot, do you have a moment? - Not the best time, Alex. Can it wait?

- Actually, it can't. I've gotta do it now. - What?

- But... - Babe, let's slow things down a little.

Something doesn't feel right.

Don't overthink it. Everything's going to be okay.

Hey, wake up. What are you doing, dude? Cut to commercial, right now.

No, no, no, no, no, no!

- You've mapped out my whole life, Lot. - Hey, hey.

- I can't handle it. - Hey, Beau, take it easy.

- [Lotte] Beau, come on. - This is gold.

- Fritz, go to commercial, man. - [Beau] You have to watch out.

[yelling continues]

- Guys, stop it now! - It's not the sex.

- What? - Ingrid practices self-love these days.

Then it must be a different Ingrid, because sex is great for us.

I've wanted to tell you for a few days, but the timing's never right.

What?

What?

You and I are...

What are you saying?

It's over, Lot.

What?

[Alex] It's over.

[Fritz] Boom! Yes! [laughs]

Um, uh, your name is Lotte, right?

[Chris] We messed up in the control room.

You're still live.

- [yelling] Fu...! - [long beep]

[man laughs]

What's that look?

It's fucking hilarious!

[continues laughing]

It's not that funny.

It's got ten million views! Oh, my fucking God! [laughing]

I'm dying!

[chuckles]

Yeah, maybe it's slightly funny.

Seriously, you're famous!

Glad you're laughing, 'cause it gets worse.

No way, man. How can it get any worse? [laughing]

[melancholy music playing]

[Lotte] It was his house, so I had to pack my things.

I brought drinks. And some snacks. [sighs]

[Lotte] Fortunately, I didn't have to do it alone.

Hey, do you want to keep these?

Yeah, why?

Well, 'cause I'd like to have them.

[sighs] We bought them together in Paris.

Ken and Barbie.

[Pam] So?

Burn 'em.

[Lotte] Hey, what are you doing?

They'll always remind you of your broken relationship.

Let it go, Lotte.

Have a good cry, and move on.

Move on? I'm 33. I don't feel like being out there and dating again.

Well, you might enjoy being single.

Oh, yeah? How many happy singles our age do you know?

[Pam] Hey, hello!

I love it, you know? Yeah.

- There are no hassles. - [Guusje] Let's change the subject.

Why don't we all have some wine.

[Estelle] Lot?

What about this? Do you want it, or shall we throw it in the fire?

No, it's your grandma's!

If I throw it away, then all hope is gone.

There isn't any. You got dumped.

On TV.

OK, I'll put it back in the closet.

If Alex is really the guy you think he is, that dress will find its way back to you.

Hey, he's not worth it, hon. Look at what he gave up.

[Lotte] So where did I end up?

With my sister,�Estelle.

[sighs] Aren't you working in the morning?

I'm taking time off.

Like, the rest of my life.

I know what'll perk you up.

- You need more ice cream. - [chuckles]

[sniffles] You're a real lifesaver.

[spits]

Awful.

This tastes like plastic.

Non-GMO, biodynamic, and lactose-free, sweetie.

- Hey, you going out? - Yeah.

I'll be gone for a few hours, so please don't commit suicide.

OK.

This is cozy.

Just the two of us.

[sniffles]

Hey, Lexie.

I bet you're out there celebrating.

Hm?

Sure you are.

Me too.

Cheers.

GET MARRIED

[sobs]

- ? It's too hard ? - ? It's too hard ?

- ? It's too hard ? - ? Yeah ?

- ? It's too hard ? - ? It's too hard ?

? It's too hard ?

? There's something I don't understand ?

? Why nothing ever goes your way ?

? On paper, we should make this work ?

? Yeah ?

- [music stops] - [bottles clink]

John?

Oh, sorry. Did I scare you?

I grabbed a few drinks.

- Um, would you like a beer? - Uh, no, thank you.

OK.

How are you feeling?

Good?

Feel free to take as much time as you need.

- Ready for round two, tiger? - [John] Ah!

I, uh... Mm.

Well, I hope you understand.

[Estelle scoffs]

I'll be right with you.

Please get serious. I work for that guy.

[Estelle laughs]

I know, but it's not my fault your boss is hot.

- Hey, we went to the opera tonight. - I thought you didn't like the screeching.

Well, my tastes have changed.

[Estelle sings operatically]

- [Estelle] Tiger? - [John] I'm here.

- [Estelle] There you are. - [sighs]

- [Estelle] Been naughty? - [John] I have.

- [slapping] - [Estelle] Bad boy. [giggles]

[John] So hot. I like it.

[Lotte] My sister and my freaking boss?

- Could it get any worse? - [muffled scream]

I decided to go back to work.

The week turned out to be full of surprises.

[John] Everybody gather round.

All you guys in the back. Come here.

- Hey. - What's going on?

- Hey. - Ah! Lady of the hour! [chuckles]

Your ratings were through the roof. [chuckles]

You know, you should get dumped more often.

[John] OK, guys. Can we focus for a second?

Good news about The Fatties. We got a green light.

- Ha! - [John] It's a go!

Let's have a big applause for this guy right here. Show him some love!

Yes! Right?

- I'm proud of you. - I can't believe this.

All right, guys. Let's not lose this great energy. OK, get to work.

Can you stick around a minute? And you. I'd like a word.

- Sure. - All right.

See these worry lines on my forehead?

You see them?

They're because of you guys.

Because you still work in the same department.

And I don't want any hassles.

Fritz, stop worrying.

We're professionals, right?

[scoffs]

So the boss decided you're doing the fat show, and you are not.

What? That's not fair. It was my idea.

Chris is expecting you in his office in five minutes.

You have a problem with that, too?

- No, - No?

- Of course not. - OK, good.

Now, hop to it. [claps] Go.

Ooh, ah!

Yes! The�Fatties! Whoo!

- Go get 'em! - You bet.

[Alex exhales]

[Lotte] Take your places, everybody.

And as soon as the camera starts to roll, I want to hear those engines running.

And whatever you do, never look into the camera.

- [Chris] When the camera pans to you... - [Lotte] Chris. Chris.

- Where the fuck is Beau? He's not on set. - No idea.

- Yeah, Beau went to the wrong location. - Oh, this is great.

We're live in five minutes, and we don't have a damn host.

[Chris] This looks like your size.

What? Uh-uh. Not interested.

Well, you're going to have to.

Why can't you just do it yourself?

There's no way I fit into this.

I don't want to be on TV.

We are at�Petten's first female bike club

for the grand opening of their new clubhouse.

This is a special moment.

You've got this.

[Lotte] OK, whatever.

How does this thing work again? Brake, clutch. OK, let's go.

- [Lotte yells] - [Chris] Whoa, whoa!

- [Lotte] Help! Help! - [Chris] Whoa!

[Lotte yelling]

[Lotte screaming]

Are you OK?

[Lotte panting]

This was Regional Fun from...

This was Regional Fun from Petten.

Back to you in the studio, Mandy. Is it bikini weather?

Cut.

Lotte, you were fantastic!

You're a natural.

Hey, Lotte?

Don't worry about the mess you made. I'll talk to�Fritz.

- You get it? - [man] Start to finish.

Good, man. Great.

This was Regional Fun from Petten.

Back to you in the studio, Mandy. Is it bikini weather?

By the seaside...

- [John] So cute! - [Estelle giggling]

[John] Where should I put this?

- Put it in the kitchen, honey. Look. - OK.

Oh, my God. What a cutie. Hey! [gasps]

- [Estelle] Who is that? - Come here, sweetie. What's your name?

- [John] That's Binky. - Binky?

He's very special. John sponsors the animal shelter.

This cutie was there for so long, and nobody wanted him. So, yeah.

- Nobody wanted you? With that face? - He's lucky he has a great new owner.

- [Estelle chuckles] - By the way, you look better.

Yeah, I'm actually feeling a little bit better, thank you.

It shows. And don't worry about that clip of you and Alex.

Everyone's forgotten about it by now, so don't let it bother you.

Yeah. Well, it had the highest number of views in ten years.

Oh yeah?

- [Lotte] Yeah. - Well, that's impressive, though.

[laughs softly]

- Hey, um, gotta run. - [Estelle] Yes, darling.

- Will I see you... tomorrow - [Estelle] Tomorrow.

- [Estelle] Tomorrow. - [John] Mm. Delicious.

[Lotte clears throat]

- [Estelle] Tomorrow, tiger. - [John] Bye-bye.

- See ya. - [laughs]

[Binky whines]

Hey!

He's a fun and...

attractive...

nice, loving man. It's so rare.

[sighs]

Where's the stupid dog? Don't want it pissing in the house.

There you go. You hate dogs.

I don't mind them.

We'll see who takes him out three times a day.

Huh?

[Lotte] I always have to clean up the shit.

And I literally mean shit.

Estelle is so head-over-heels that she'll do anything.

She even organized a fundraiser for the city's animal shelters.

[John] And with the money we raise,

the shelters will be able to increase their outreach,

and increase the adoption rate.

It is truly a wonderful and brilliant idea by my brilliant, wonderful�fianc�e.

[laughs]

[Lotte] Fianc�e?

We have to do everything we can for these poor creatures, huh?

Do just that. Lotte, Chris, you handle this.

OK, and I want everyone to help them. I'm counting on you.

And so are the animals.

Hm? Now, get to work, everyone.

[Lotte] What the fuck?

- [Guusje] No! - Yes.

Oh, Estelle!

- Oh, my God! Look at the size of this! - It's just love at first sight, I guess.

- I was the first to know. Selfie? - [Estelle] Oh, yeah.

- Oh, yes, that last one. It's beautiful. - Yes, yes.

[Estelle] Oh, I'm so happy!

[Kim] OK, sweethearts. Let's have a toast to the future bride.

- Chin-chin! - To friends, and to love.

- Congratulations. - I told you he was great.

[tapping on glass]

- Kim. - Yes?

- A question for you. - Mm-hmm?

Would you like to be my wedding planner and arrange everything?

- Yes, of course, honey! I'd love to! - Oh, sweetie!

You can work with Lotte.

For me.

Of course I will. Yeah.

Your plans were great, Lotte.

I'd love to steal a few ideas.

- [scoffs] - [Estelle] What's wrong?

Wow. Estelle, that is so insensitive of you.

Insensitive? It's a compliment. I like her ideas a lot.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, I mean, you've done the leg work.

You're so organized.

Mm-hmm.

You produce things, right?

Yeah.

Well, I'll get Grandma's dress from Alex's.

You'll get to wear it.

Mm, sorry, but she is obviously not going to wear that old thing.

- You can keep it for your own wedding. - Yeah, it's more your style, Lot.

Kim knows Victor Wolff personally.

Yes, personally. I already gave him your measurements.

This is truly going to be the most gorgeous dress ever.

[Estelle] Oh, my God!

[Estelle laughs]

- I still can't believe it. - [Kim] It's going to be so great.

- [Kim exclaims] - [Estelle giggles]

? Oh, I hate you, hate you, hate you ?

- ? I really hate you, hate you, hate you ? - You're such a fucking bitch!

- ? You always act like a bitch... ? - I was going to get married!

Who's crying now, Barbie?

[yelling continues]

[Kim] Yoo-hoo!

[yelling stops]

You with us?

[Kim] Hm?

Yeah. Sure.

Well, that's settled, then. Great.

- I'm so happy for you. - Oh, honey, thank you.

Yeah, cheers.

- I think it's time to eat. - Delicious.

Fuck that chick! Honestly, I would have strangled both those bitches.

- Give 'em what they deserved. - Hey, she's still my sister.

Fuck off. I don't care if she's your sister. Cut her loose.

And Kim? Finished. She's dead to me if she pulls that shit.

[both chuckle]

- Here. - Oh, no, no, no, no.

Believe me, you want this. It's going to make your day better.

[coughs]

[man laughs]

Give it here, amateur.

I'll tell you honestly, it really is sour, man.

First, she bones your boss, and then she steals your wedding.

I told you it would get worse.

You know, maybe a sexit and exit. That I could understand.

But getting hitched? That's going way too far, man.

That's typical Estelle. She just does whatever she wants.

[chuckles]

Crazy-ass bitch.

[Lotte] From that moment on, it was the Estelle show.

Everyone was enjoying her new social status.

And everything was about her big wedding to John.

Hashtag ring.

Hashtag dress.

Hashtag beauty day.

Hashtag blah, blah, blah.

Hashtag.

Hello, everybody. Welcome to my new vlog.

Today I'm visiting John at work. He's my�fianc�.

And he's director of Four TV.

And we'll have an exclusive tour behind the scenes of Region...

- [gasps] - [object clatters]

Oh, no. Ew.

[groans] Binky, down. Binky, sit.

[groans]

[sighs]

Huh? Someone took my sandwich? That's weird.

Who has the nerve to take someone else's lunch?

- That's bizarre. - It wasn't me. I'm vegan.

[mouthing]

Ah, Lotte! [laughs] I always knew you had it in you!

- Yes, you're our biggest success. - [sniffs]

You're fantastic. People identify with you.

All the losers in the Netherlands can relate to you. You understand?

Yeah, but I'd actually like to talk to you about that.

About what? Oh, you want a raise?

Sure, that's fine. I can arrange that. But we might have to fire someone.

No. No, no, no, no, no. I won't be hosting again.

Oh, I think you will.

Everyone does what's best for the station, and so will you.

Anything else?

Yes. Find someone else to make a fool of herself in front of the whole country.

- Ask Mandy to do it. - The fuck?

- Hm? - Mandy, call security.

And brush your goddamn teeth once in a while. Your breath stinks!

- You're disgusting. - [moaning]

No, no, don't! I'm afraid of the dentist!

Oh, yeah? You think I give a flying fuck?

- Why should we suffer for it? - I can't understand it!

[Fritz] Well?

- What? - Hm?

Sorry.

- No? OK. - Nothing.

[Fritz neighing] Back to work.

[Fritz laughs]

[Lotte] What are you doing?

Well... [scoffs]...that fucking vase full of powder fell over.

- Would you mind helping me clean it up? - [gasping] Oh, my God. That's his wife.

Ex-wife.

[exhales] Oh, my God!

Come on, help me! Don't just stand there!

- [Lotte] Just tell him what happened. - [Estelle] Right. You out of your mind?

"Sorry, dear, I sort of vacuumed up your wife."

"You'll find her in the garbage bin."

[yelps]

- [Estelle] Hey, honey! - [John] You're here.

I gave your office a little freshening up. [chuckles]

You should talk to the cleaners.

- Aw, you're fantastic. - It's so dusty here.

- Hey, great news. You've agreed to host. - Yeah, great, but we really have to go.

We have that tour to do, and then I have an appointment.

See you later, Lot.

[screams]

[Chris] Good news?

Want a bite?

That's my sandwich.

Oh, is this yours?

It needs a bit more pesto. Good, though.

[scoffs] I'm fine, thanks.

Look, I don't care what you say. I don't want to be a host again.

I think the�Regional Fun can be a huge hit.

Uh-huh. Without me.

When Alex sees what a star you are, he'll come crawling to you.

Sure, Chris.

You know, I'll make you a deal.

You agree to host,

and I'll make sure Alex begs you to take him back back by this afternoon.

[playful music]

From now on, bring your own lunch, hm?

But yours is so delicious.

[chuckles]

[dramatic theme tune playing]

[man] Live from Studio 21.

Welcome to�The Fatties!

And welcome back to The Fatties, live from Studio 21 in Hilversum.

It's weigh-in time.

I'd like to invite the first of our lovely contestants

to come forward, please. Sharon!

Sharon, don't be shy. Come on up. Hey!

Sharon, the question is, of course

do you think you've reached your target weight?

- Uh, well, I hope so. - Yeah. We'll see about that.

Please, step on the scale, Sharon.

This is exciting. Let's have a look at the weight.

Up, up, up.

Oh, 162 kilograms. That is so disappointing,

isn't it? And, folks, you know what's next.�The Fatties alarm.

[alarm blares]

It'll be gone in a month.

- [Lotte] He needs to settle into the role. - [scoffs] You don't think that?

Does that offer still stand?

Hm?

The offer to win�Alex back. Was that serious?

[scoffs]

Are you sure that's what you want?

Yeah.

On one condition.

You will do exactly as I say.

Deal?

Deal.

[audience applauding]

[sighs]

- Hey. - Where were you?

- And where's the crew? - Not coming.

Forget about them. We're going to do something completely different today.

We are?

Give me that.

Why?

- Is this your mother's? - No. Mine.

- Oh. - Bought it at a vintage shop in Amsterdam.

Vintage, cute.

- [gasps] What are you doing? - How old are you, 80?

You look like my old history teacher. I don't want to see it again.

- I'm not sure this is a good idea. - Ah, ah. Do you trust me?

? I gotta switch ?

- ? Oh! ? - ? I gotta switch... ?

[Chris] There's one way this is going to work.

STEP #1

[Chris] First, w e change your look.

You've got it going on, but you need to sell it differently.

- [Chris] Wow. - Ooh.

Let's shop.

Shopping?

- ? I gotta switch ? - ? Oh! ?

- ? I gotta switch ? - ? Oh! ?

- ? I gotta switch ? - ? Oh! ?

? Wait, let me get a little bit louder Switch it up like a tune on power ?

? I could go on for hours So love it, but don't be sour... ?

So...

You're a dumbass for letting that walk.

[Chris] We'll make him jealous.

STEP #2 MAKE JEALOUS

Men always want what they can't have.

- Hey, Lot. - Hey.

You're... you're looking fine.

Sorry, I gotta go. I have a date.

[Alex] What?

[Chris] You keep hosting.

STEP #3 PRESENT

We'll make�Regional Fun a hit. Unlike his show.

I just did something kind of unusual for a city girl.

I milked a big old cow.

[gulps]

- [smacks lips] Delicious. - Uh, my cows are over there.

That's a steer.

Isn't that a cow? It had udders.

Right. How many udders did that cow have?

One. And it was...

Thick.

[retches]

GREAT TV! REGIONAL FUN IS FUNNY!

Pedal, bitch! Pedal!

No pain, no gain... You are the fatties!

NEW SHOW HITS BULLSEYE

[man] And cut.

MASSIVE VIEWING FIGURES WITH NEW STAR

No, no. You assholes!

- I'm going to kill them! - [man] I got you.

[Chris] After the fundraiser...

STEP #4 FUNDRAISER

...we'll work hard, do it right, raise a ton of money.

- They'll won't you for granted again. - This is Lila.

We found her in an old chicken shed, totally neglected.

Help save these creatures.

Donate now by calling the number at the bottom of your screen.

If, by Saturday, we've managed to raise an amount of 50,000 euros,

I will host the show in a chicken suit.

In a what?

- What? - And commercial!

- What the fuck? - And that's a wrap.

Don't worry. We won't get there.

[clapping]

Fantastic! Fantastic, everyone! Chris, can you come here a sec?

- Absolutely. - You can go take off your make-up.

[Chris] Chicken suit.

Welcome back to the last day of our fundraiser.

As you can see by my outfit, we've hit our target,

and we're about to find out what we've collected so far.

- [whispers] Fifty-nine. - 59,000 euros.

- Hey, kids, have you collected change? - [kids clamoring]

Oh, look, how sweet you guys are.

I'll do a chicken dance in my little chicken suit

if we reach 60,000 during this broadcast.

Well...

Start dancing. Cue music!

OK, let's go!

? We can drop all night ?

? In and out of parties, baby ?

? Let it be ?

? And sing it like we're complicated ?

? Maybe you feel it too ?

? I think I just fell for you ?

? Let's stay up all night ?

? Talk about our secrets up to 5:00 a.m. ?

? Till I know all about you ?

? Maybe you feel it too ?

? I think I just fell for you ?

? I just fell for you ?

People, everybody, may I please have your attention?

I'm so very proud of the amount of money you've managed to raise.

But we couldn't have done it without this wonderful,

beautiful, intelligent, creative woman.

- A round of applause for Estelle. - [giggles]

[cheering]

And we have raised the incredible amount of more than 75,000 euros.

[all cheering]

Get yourself a drink and have a great party.

Let's have some fun.

[party music playing]

Great work, Lot.

Really well done.

Thanks.

Couldn't have happened without you.

[chuckles softly]

How was your date?

Not that exciting.

Are you doing anything Wednesday?

I could use some advice about�The Fatties.

Well, I'm actually pretty busy.

I don't have much spare time.

What about after work?

Over a glass of wine.

We'll have fun.

Hey, would you like to dance?

I thought you'd never ask.

Well, now that I've seen you do the chicken dance, I'm pretty impressed.

[Latin style pop music plays]

I could use a drink.

All good.

[man] Well, I can see you're doing great now. You made it.

You're making good coin killing it on TV and all that.

[scoffs]

It looks like you turned it around. You went from zero to hero.

Well, if you look at it that way,

things went better than I ever thought they would.

But, uh... So what's the story? How did you end up in this dress?

Because you look like the bride of Chucky.

- What's the story, my friend? - Yeah, yeah, I'm getting there.

In this century! Come on, hurry up!

Why, do you have something better to do?

- [man laughing] - I thought so.

So what about that guy Eric?

Alex.

Uh, Alex. Didn't he regret dumping you? What happened, did he make a move?

Or are you going to tell me he didn't? He didn't call you? Nothing?

I confess, I called.

[laughs]

No way. You called?

I can't believe it. Now you're asking for trouble, man. Come on! [laughing]

Do you want to hear the rest or not?

Yes, tell me, I'm here. Go on, please, do tell. [laughing]

[Lotte] Chris has a lot of good ideas, but this wasn't one of his better ones.

I still don't know how I let myself get talked into it.

It was meant to be...

a teaser.

Oh, you're still at work.

Yeah, I'm still trying to tweak The Fatties for�the next show.

And what are you doing?

Um, I'm sitting here bored.

In my lingerie.

Hmm.

Then I'd rather be with you now.

Yes?

- [phone rings] - Mm.

Oh, fuck.

Sorry, I have to take this. I'll call you soon.

Hey, sweetie, you can still mind�Julia for an hour tomorrow, right?

No, I can't. Tomorrow's a workday.

Yeah, I have a�chakra reading,

I have to get my nails done, and a hair appointment with Kim.

So, yeah? It's so great that you can do it, Lot. Thank you.

Now, where was I?

- Hi, baby. - Yeah, that's what we should aim for.

Go back to the drawing board...

Oh, babe, did you miss me?

[Fritz] Whoa, hello!

- Lotte, nice of you to join us. [laughs] - Fuck!

Fuck.

Fuck my life.

I wasn't the only one trying to get attention.

- Hey, handsome. - ? This is for you... ?

Hey.

[romantic music playing]

You look tasty.

I think you've been a very naughty boy.

Yes, very naughty.

- Where's Goof? - At a sleepover.

We have the whole house to ourselves, alone.

[screams]

- [toy whirring] - [wincing in pain]

- This is all your fault! - My fault?

Yes! I told you to pick up that fucking LEGO, but you didn't!

- I was gonna get around to it... - Don't give me that bullshit.

I've got a fucking rocket up my ass! Hi, neighbor.

Hi.

Fuck, careful!

[Guusje whimpers] Easy!

- [Dirk] Take it easy. - [Guusje wailing]

[Dirk] Just calm down.

[Guusje continues wailing and wincing]

Oh, you lazy-ass son of a bitch!

[both laugh]

[doorbell rings]

- Hey. - You're wearing clothes.

Ha ha.

Mind if I come in?

[Lotte] Thanks to you, the whole office saw me in my underwear.

- Yeah, but at least you got his attention. - Oh, great.

So, are you going to tell me why you're here?

Yeah, I've been offered a new job.

Senior producer in New York.

Oh, wow.

That's really amazing.

[Chris] Mm-hmm.

- Are you going? - We'll see.

- I want to think about it. - [Estelle] Yeah, just a second.

Juuls, come. Come here.

Now, you listen. Aunt Lot is going to look after you.

- [Julia] Yes. - No, we still have to prep a story.

I thought we'd agreed on this, Lot.

Sorry, but isn't that what sisters are for?

- Yeah, OK. - [sighs] Hey, be nice to her, OK?

She's sensitive. And don't let her jump on the couch.

I don't want to pay the cleaning lady again.

[yelps] Julia!

- No! - [Chris chuckles]

- You're a prankster. - Ah!

- You're quite the little rascal. - [Julia] You're a rascal!

- [Chris] Oh, am I? - [Julia giggles]

[Chris] Ow! Here comes the tickle monster.

[Lotte] Charming.

- [Chris chuckles] - Aunt Lotte, look what I found.

Oh, no, no, no. Sorry, you can't play with that.

Give it here. Julia.

Julia, please.

[Chris] Julia.

[Lotte sighs]

- [Chris] You still play with this? - No.

- Collector's item, so to speak? - Oh, something like that.

- Give it. - Where's Ken, then?

Cremated.

[doorbell rings]

Hey.

Hi.

I was wondering if you'd like to grab a bite to eat.

Oh, well, we just ate, actually.

John's daughter is here because Estelle had to go, so we...

I, uh, can can hold the fort for a while. In my dress.

[Lotte] Really?

Mm-hmm.

Oh. Well, I'll just be a second.

Julia? Aunt�Lotte is going out for a bit.

Hey.

Hey.

Nice dress.

Yeah. Pink is my color.

[Lotte] Yes, Chris will stay with you.

- Are you sure? - Go, have a good time. I'll be fine.

Thanks. See you.

Well, come on, then.

Your lipstick.

[Alex] Did you enjoy your dinner?

[Lotte] Yes. You?

Delicious.

I like being with you.

[laughs softly]

[Lotte scoffs]

- You're a huge success. - [laughs softly]

Well, I have lots of fun.

Our viewers seem to like it.

- For now, at least. - Yeah, no kidding.

One minute you're a huge hit,

and a month later they drop you like a rock.

Unfortunately for me, the ratings are too important.

If you still like what you do, you should just push through it.

Yeah. You think so?

Yes, but I was thinking you might want to give the contestants a bit more space

so they can tell their story as well.

I miss you, Lot.

We were a great team.

Don't you think so?

- Uh, I guess... - We can still be a top team.

Trust me.

And not just at work.

Would you like that too?

You still feel it.

Sorry.

It's all right.

- Th... things are moving too fast. - I understand.

I took you by surprise.

Take your time. After all, we have our whole life ahead of us.

I can wait.

[Lotte] You made an impression.

She's wants to know when you'll babysit again.

Whenever she wants.

I had a meeting with John.

The Fatties was canceled.

- Does Alex know yet? - Mm-hmm.

We're looking for a new show. Do you have a title?

A title for what?

For your dream proposal show.

- I told you what�Fritz thinks about it. - Let's take a look at it together.

I might have some ideas.

Ah. I know a little about those.

? Singing na-na-na, na-na, na-na-na ?

? Na-na-na, na-na, na-na-na ?

? I've been thinkin' about you and me ?

? The little things ?

- ? That everyone can see ? - ? Oh ?

? Just like the way you hold me closer... ?

TITLE?

?...it's real 'cause, babe I need you more and more ?

? Give me a second Say what's on your mind ?

? Before I lose myself ?

? Baby ?

? Singing na-na-na ?

? Na-na, na-na-na... ?

The Dream Proposal.

Dream Proposal. The Love Show.

Very simple.�The Marriage.

The Marriage. Hmm.

Just Say Yes.

- Just Say Yes. That's it. - Yeah?

Just Say Yes.

- We've got it. - [laughs]

- You've done such great work. - I couldn't have done it without you.

I'll miss working with you.

It's ready now. You have to pitch it to John.

Coming too?

I'll see.

I have something for you.

[chuckles]

It's a little thing.

Hope that you like it.

Thank you.

Lotte, hi. You have a minute?

[Lotte] Now?

[woman] It's very important. It won't take long.

Sorry. I'll be right back, OK?

OK.

Shh!

Sometimes you don't know what you have until you've lost it.

I've learned that the hard way.

Uh, Lex, this isn't a good idea...

- I think... - Shh!

I know what I saw in your eyes.

We're meant to be.

[staff murmur and chuckle]

[Alex] Lotte, my love...

Will you be my wife?

[cheering and whooping]

[Alex smooches loudly, laughs]

Hey! Whoo-hoo! Hey, hey!

Congrats! [squeals]

[Alex] It went OK, huh? Went well.

Here you go. Yeah.

Hey, well done. Really. I'm glad she didn't say no.

- A toast. - A toast.

Chris, hey.

Will you wait up?

Well, mission accomplished, right?

What?

Congratulations... colleague.

- "Colleague"? - Yeah.

That's what we are, right?

- Well, I didn't know Alex was... - Have fun. That's your party.

Hey, I've been looking for you.

Oh, a gift already? Let's see.

Hm. Doesn't even look like me. [scoffs]

[sighs] I don't know if this is a good idea, Alex.

Sure it is. Here. Coming?

They want to congratulate us.

I can't do this.

Not now.

So Chris finally lets you know he's interested,

and a minute later, dickhead comes and ruins it.

- You should have spit on him. - Well, Chris wasn't interested.

What, are y... you blind, or what?

Even Stevie Wonder can see that Chris likes you, right?

[chuckles] No, dude.

You think he does?

Anyway, what do you see in that wannabe, uh, Peter Andre?

I'm not sure anymore.

And what happened with your sister?

She had a bachelorette party.

[upbeat music playing]

I think I've been here before. On a school outing.

- [laughing] Oh, nice. - Yes, girls!

- [hums] - Ooh!

- [Lotte] Wow! - [Estelle] Look at you.

Guus has legs. I like.

- Can you tell I'm not wearing a bra? - They could use some support.

Especially with that slutty print.

Well, I like it, so what do I care?

[Lotte laughs]

Lotte, when is your bachelorette? It'll be amazing.

- Yeah, uh, it's a bit complicated. - Relationships are complicated.

- [Pam] Hmm. - But you have your Tarzan, right?

[Estelle grunts]

Girls, it's my bachelorette, OK?

Of course it is, sweetie.

[women exclaim and giggle]

To you.

- [Lotte] We're almost there. - [Estelle] This is so scary.

- [women giggle] - I know. A little bit further still.

- OK. One, two, hang on. - Yes.

- Are you ready? - I'm all set.

Watch out. One, two...

[all] Surprise!

Uh...

Where are we? We're going to a club, right?

I got us a boat instead!

- We're going for a ride. - Hunky captain. Nicely done, Lot.

You know I always get seasick, don't you?

I know. I don't like it either. No.

Ladies, don't worry. Take these pills as a little precaution.

[Lotte] One or two?

- They'll help? - Yes. Two each.

OK, I'm ready. Mm! Anchors away.

- Thank you. - No worries.

- Hey. - Hello.

- Here's my number. - Hey, hello, welcome aboard.

[captain] Welcome, ladies, to the Loveboat XXL.

[all cheer]

I am Captain Daan.

I'll be your host. You looking forward to it?

[all exclaim]

Super. I hope you all brought a change of clothes.

Sometimes it can get a little wet.

[all laugh]

Let's have a drink to kick things off. Please.

- Thank you. - Help yourself.

- Oh, look at that. - Take one, please. Yes.

[Daan] One for you.

Captain Daan is so cute, he can blow up my boat anytime.

[laughs]

We're not going to overdo it tonight, are we, girls? Tomorrow's your wedding.

Absolutely, absolutely. No getting drunk.

[both yell]

[all laugh]

[all cheer]

[dance music plays]

? I'm gonna party all night Till the sun comes up ?

? Start screaming so high Up onto the rooftop... ?

Another shot!

[whooping]

[all cheering]

[women scream with glee]

? She said, "Give me, give me more ?

? I just want to explore ?

? I will never get bored ?

? We're getting, getting drunk ?

? We just wanna have some fun ?

? Getting, getting drunk ?

? We just wanna have some fun ?

? We're getting, getting drunk ?

? We just wanna have some fun... ?

? We're getting, getting drunk We just wanna have some fun... ?

Oh, I don't feel so good.

Everything is spinning.

Maybe it was that cheap alcohol.

Cheap boat alcohol.

I feel amazing!

What was in those shooters? [gasps]

[Pam] It wasn't the shooters.

It was the pills.

We took ecstasy!

Ecstasy?

Wow!

There are so many jellyfish.

Come here, little jellyfish.

They're walking away...

[dreamy electro music plays]

[sings off-key]

I love you!

[cheering and whooping]

[Lotte laughs]

[moaning in ecstasy]

- [Lotte] Hey, where's Pam? - I want kebabs.

OK, girls, the taxi's on its way.

Hey!

You don't eat meat, though. You're still vegan.

I really can't eat now.

I'm gonna puke.

[Lotte retches]

OK, one Turkish pizza, then the hotel, OK?

[Guusje singing] ? Oh, we don't want to go ?

- Stop that. You're going to ruin my paint. - Sorry, sir.

? We don't want to, we don't want to We don't want to go ?

- ? My mother isn't there ? - Yes, we have to go home.

- ? We don't want to go home... ? - Yes, get in. There you go.

- [Lotte] Come on, Stellie. Get in, too. - No.

Stellie. Tomorrow's your wedding.

She's always such a tyrant. You're so boring!

I'm not boring, it's just...

So serious.

? We don't want to go... ? Lot, I never go out.

- Just give me one more hour? - Come, let's find Pam.

- She'll know where there's a party. - ? La, la, la, la, la, la ?

But Estelle, you're getting married tomorrow.

[mockingly] "You're getting married tomorrow." [normally] Like you even care.

[Guusje] Let's go.

It's an hour.

Drive, please.

[Guusje] In someone's life, it's nothing.

[slurps noisily]

[exhales]

Guus, do you know where we're going?

- Bruno says we have to go that way. - Who's Bruno?

We're almost there.

Let's go to the hotel. I'm calling a taxi now.

OK.

Where are we, Guus?

Guus?

Guus?

[moans]

[hums gleefully]

[gasps]

Fuck!

Fuck!

[door closes]

- [Estelle] Lot? - [Lotte gasps]

[Estelle] Sweetie?

Stinky?

Lot!

[groans]

No! No!

No!

[grunts]

[yelps]

[screams]

[groans]

A lot on his mind? No, he's always fixing his stupid motorcycle.

For months now.

Oh, damn it. You know, I miss him a lot.

I miss Dirk.

I miss us.

[doorbell rings]

[rings]

[door closes]

Lexie, don't worry. It's me.

I came to get something because I had an accident with Estelle's dress and...

What have you done to her dress?

What's she doing here?

Uh, she's, uh...

What is she doing here?

- I... I wanted to tell you, really, I... - [Kim] We wanted to tell you.

For a while.

"We"?

Who's "we"?

Estelle and I.

Uh...

Estelle?

E... Estelle knows about this?

[Kim] Mm-hmm.

[Alex] Wait, Lotte, honey, we're still getting married?

[Kim] What?

What do you mean? You said it was over!

What is the matter with you?

[melancholy music plays]

? Excuse me while I come up for air ?

? I didn't see it coming And I'm drowning here ?

? It hurts real bad, I feel the hours ?

? What's done is done And there's no way back now ?

? No, there's no way back now ?

? No, there's no way back now ?

? Did you really think I wouldn't find out... ?

Wow, man.

That Kim is such a selfish bitch, man.

And Alex is an asshole.

[tuts]

It's for the best, though.

It's over.

You're not gonna sit here and cry. "Boo-hoo, my life is over."

That's just too pathetic.

That was the plan.

No, those bitches can't treat you like that anymore, man.

Are you still going to the wedding?

I'm going.

I can take you if you want.

- On that? - Yeah, what do you think?

- Can I drive it? - Go for it.

[engine starts]

Hold on, huh?

[man] OK, easy, easy, easy!

[upbeat rock music plays]

Where is my dress?

- [Pam] Wake up! - [groans]

- The fuck you doing? - You've gotta leave.

[huffs] What will I say to John?

"Sorry, I'm getting married in my underwear"?

- [Guusje] She won't let you down. - Oh, no? I don't see her, do you?

Good-bye!

Pam.

- Hi. - [woman] What are you doing here?

- I thought you had a wedding. - [Pam] On my way.

- Thank you. Have a great day. - [woman] You too.

You're late, Pam.

Do you know where I can get a wedding dress in five minutes?

Oh, my God.

[Estelle] Lotte!

What the fuck have you done to my dress?

- You bitch! - [grunts]

[yelling and screaming]

[yelling continues]

[Estelle] I hate you! I hate you!

- Pam, do something. - [man] WorldStar! WorldStar!

Stop it!�Stop it!�Stop it!

- Stop it! - [Estelle] You're crazy!

You knew about Alex and Kim all along.

We were waiting for the right time to tell you.

Oh, yeah? When?

- It's a difficult thing to say! - [Lotte] Difficult? You just say it!

"Lot, my best friend is having an affair with your�fianc�."

- Yeah, but I... I... - [Lotte] I? I?

It's because you're clueless yourself. You don't get it, do you,�Estelle?

Look at yourself standing there. You pretend you're Miss Perfect.

You're so fake, your whole life is one big fucking Insta-lie.

You're willing to step all over everyone to get what you want,

even your sister.

Wow.

Everything I am and everything I've achieved,

I worked fucking hard for all of that, and for you to judge me

when you had every opportunity isn't fair.

You had all the boys, and everything came easy,

but you keep running after the wrong thing,

and you're too blind to see it yourself!

The only blind one here is unsuspecting, sweet, dear�John.

You've never liked opera, and you hate children.

And your little fundraiser for animal shelters? Really, Estelle?

- I love him. - Do you really love him?

So much that you didn't think twice

about throwing his wife's fucking ashes in the garbage?

Is that true?

No.

I put most of her ashes back into the urn.

John, it was an accident!

I can explain everything!

John!

I never want to see your face again.

[mournful music]

Is this what you wanted?

[man] Get away from me, dude.

[sobbing]

? Was it something I said? ?

? Was it my fault? ?

? Or am I just not good enough? ?

? Did I make you upset? ?

? I gave you my oath ?

? But it wasn't good enough ?

? I treasure every moment That I spend with you ?

? And it's really gonna hurt, but I know ?

? I gotta let go ?

? Gotta let go now ?

? Stop the beating in my chest ?

? You said it's for the best ?

? Gotta let go ?

? I'll do it somehow ?

? Though I set you free ?

? I know you'll always be ?

? The one for me ?

? Yes, you will always... ?

There's wine chilling in the fridge.

? Be ?

? The one for me ?

? Yes, you will always ?

? Be ?

? The one for me ?

Hey.

Hey.

Colleague.

You didn't answer my call.

Yeah.

I was busy.

Uh, making arrangements with�John.

Thanks for the Ken doll.

- Your set's complete. - [laughs] Yeah.

Lotte.

- Oh. - [elevator bell dings]

[Fritz] Oh! Ho-ho!

Whoo!

Hey.

So. Good morning.

Whoo! I'm so horny from the weekend I had.

Yeah!

Remember I told you I was back in the dating game?

- [Lotte] Mm. - [Fritz] I went on Tinder.

And guess what?

Tons of ladies seem to want to meet me.

I had a date already.

She's a knockout, like you. [breathes heavily]

Unfortunately, she didn't show up, but no worries.

I've already got another match. Pamela.

- [Lotte] Hm. - Like fucking Anderson.

[laughs]

So, how was your weekend? Was yours as good as mine, or, uh...

[elevator bell dings]

Lotte, wait a minute.

I...

I broke up. With Kim.

What a waste. You guys were perfect for each other.

[Alex] You're right. Look...

I... I'm an asshole.

True. But you and I...

We belong together.

And I think we should give it one more try.

OK?

No. I'm not OK with that.

I don't want to be number two in someone's life.

You'll never be a second priority. I'll always put you first.

First priority, after Alex.

I need you. I don't want to live without you.

I'm better with you.

You know, I'm really happy, too.

I really am.

Because I feel nothing for you.

Maybe someone else will be happy to wear this. Bye, Alex.

- Hello, ma'am. May I ask you something? - Yeah.

[Lotte] Hi, I'm curious to know which emoji you use most often?

[woman] Um... Well, um...

An emoji? What's an emoji?

I didn't mean to ruin your wedding. I really didn't.

I was just so angry and so sad.

The words just came out.

And what I said about�John's wife I should never have said.

I'm sorry.

I really should have told you about Alex and Kim.

- Yeah, you should've. Why didn't you? - I didn't know how.

I was waiting until the time was right, and it never was.

[Lotte sighs]

And then Alex proposed to you, and you seemed so happy.

And I knew Alex and Kim were still... together.

I wanted to strangle her.

Is that Chunky Monkey?

Biodynamic, non...

lactose.

- Plastic? Yuck. - Mm-hmm.

[chuckles softly]

[sniffles]

I've lost him, Lotte.

[sighs]

[Lotte] I'm so happy that Estelle and I are close again.

But I still feel guilty about everything.

I hope things work out between her and John.

But hope isn't enough. That's what Chris would say.

Sometimes it's best to act first and think later.

Because if you sit around thinking too long,

things will never change.

And believe me, it's time for a change.

[upbeat music plays]

Just Say Yes.

Mm. It's an idea I've been working on.

New York? Today? He didn't tell you he was leaving?

[Lotte] No. I guess that settles things, doesn't it?

What? If I were you, I'd never let Chris get away.

[John] Great title.

[Estelle] Crap!

Gotta go. I'm getting pulled over!

- [Lotte] By the police? - What do you want, idiot?

[Lotte] So, the women don't have a clue about what's going on.

We basically trap them.

We block off an entire location.

And we get a huge crowd to participate.

- [officer] Step out of the car, ma'am. - Shouldn't you be catching criminals?

- [officer] Step out, please. - [huffs] You can't be serious!

Oh, come on. You've got nothing better to do?

Sorry, but I'm not drunk, and I'm in a real hurry here.

- Come along. - What?

- Come along. - Some people have real jobs, you know.

They do stuff that matters. They don't pull innocent women out of their cars.

Do you know who I am?

["Just Say Yes" playing]

[John] This is good.

- Yeah? - Yes.

- Yes? - This is good.

- Yes? - A full-on yes. A very full-on yes.

? Just say yes ?

? Wedding dress ?

? The best day ?

? The best day of our lives... ?

My darling, my love.

Will you marry me?

Yeah. [giggles] Yes, I will.

Yes, yes, yes!

[Estelle giggles]

You did this, didn't you?

Yeah, with help from�John and Robin.

Sweetheart, thank you.

You gotta go.

What?

You said Chris was leaving today.

What are you waiting for?

No, it's too late.

Oh, no. You won't make it if you stand there.

- Honey, love you, but we gotta get going! - Yeah, go, go!

I'll wait here.

We'll be right here.

Hello, could you please move it?

- Five minutes I'll be done. - We'll get through if you move forward.

- [Estelle] Please. - Five minutes. Hang on.

- I'll never get there. - Get out and run.

- [horn blares] - [man] Yes. I said wait, will you?

? Do you wanna take a free fall? ?

- ? Break down all your high walls ? - Chris, wait!

? If you wanna be with me ?

- ? Tell me you do... ? - Chris!

- I didn't say yes. You're still here. - [Chris] What?

- You didn't? - No.

- I thought that's what you wanted. - No.

- Does Alex know you're here? - I want you.

- Me? - Yes.

How come?

I don't really know that either.

You're very annoying and... cocky, and, at times, quite insufferable.

Don't forget charming.

And that.

[horn blares]

[tires screech]

[Lotte] As I said, in my life,

things don't always work out the way I hope they will.

I'm too late.

Shit.

- Well, you gave it your best try. - Yeah.

Thank you, Estelle, for helping me like that.

Of course.

That's what sisters are for.

I... I need a minute, but you get going. I'll be there soon.

I'm not going anywhere.

I'm staying.

Whether you like it or not.

[Lotte] So, here we are. It would have been nice

if things had gone as I'd imagined.

I'd be the happiest woman in the world in Chris's arms.

Unfortunately, that happy ending was not meant to be for me.

Too bad, right?

Pam had a special visitor on parents' day.

Mr. and Mrs. Hagenbeek, I'm sorry, I...

- [Lotte] Captain Daan and his wife. - Nice to meet you.

- Dylan's mom and dad. - And, uh, you're Teacher�Pam?

Teacher Pam.

Father of Dylan.

Oh, I have something for you.

[Lotte] But she knew how to handle that.

[Pam] Here you go.

Thanks for coming.

- What is this? - I, uh... don't know.

[wife] What is she doing with your shirt?

[Daan] This is not my shirt. It looks like my shirt.

[Lotte] Pam still loves being single.

And still enjoys the dating game.

Guusje...

...cleared things up with Dirk.

I'm glad to report he got the message.

Sometimes you say what you want, you get it.

Yep. It can be that simple.

[pop music plays]

[Lotte] Fortunately, I have my sister back.

At least I managed to arrange a fairy-tale ending for her.

And they lived happily ever after.

She deserves it.

This moment, this prince.

[cheering]

? It's everywhere ?

? It's something special ?

? And it's got me floored ?

? There's something missing I can't put my finger on, no ?

? I don't wanna be alone tonight, no ?

? I don't wanna see nobody, no... ?

- You're beautiful. I'm so happy for you. - Thank you.

? All I ever seem to do is think about you About you ?

? Why try to hide it? It's too hard to hide ?

? I can't seem to... ?

- Come dance with me. - Dance?

?...know what it might be, yeah ?

? We've tried to fake it lately Far too long ?

? Ain't the same now that you're gone ?

? Without you... ?

[Lotte] I know my prince is out there somewhere.

Carrying on with his life.

Eventually, we'll bump into each other.

Maybe it's Chris,

and maybe it's not.

We'll see how it goes.

My fairy tale's not over yet.

- It's just getting started. - [man] May I have this dance?

Chris?

Yeah, afraid so.

What are you doing here?

I'm the couple's special guest.

- Chris, I should have been in touch... - Shh.

- Are you ready? - Throw it to me.

Get ready, then!

Is marriage for you?

Uh, marriage isn't that important to me.

[cheering]

All the single ladies, OK? Here we go!

Yes? Ready? One, two, three!

[cheering]

[applause]

Although...

["Just Say Yes" playing]

? Met you on a Saturday in my home town ?

? I felt it in a way and came around ?

? I knew ?

? First time I saw you ?

? I had it cosmical, was on the ground ?

? I tried to speak, was lost for words ?

? Made no sound, it's true ?

? I wanna say to you ?

? Yeah, you ?

? That if you feel the same as I do, baby Let me know ?

? 'Cause I can't hide the butterflies Any more ?

? Each time I see Something that was magical ?

? It's you ?

? Yeah, you ?

? And if you just say yes ?

? Gonna get you in a wedding dress ?

? I know it'll be the best day ?

? The best day of our lives ?

? The best day of our lives ?

? I love you, baby, yes, it's true ?

? Can't wait until you say, "I do" ?

? It's gonna be the best day ?

? The best day of our lives ?

? The best day of our lives ?

? Just say yes ?

? Just say yes ?

? Ooh, it's gonna be the best day ?

? The best day of our lives ?

? The best day of our lives ?

? Just say yes ?

? Just say yes ?

? Ooh, it's gonna be the best day ?

? The best day of our lives ?

? The best day of our lives ?

? Imagine we were on our way Up to the church ?

? Been lookin' for love all my life Will end the search with you ?

? 'Cause I adore you ?

? Stand there lookin' in my eyes You hold my hand ?

? Can't wait to show you all the things That I got planned ?

? I do ?

? I wanna see it through ?

? That if you feel the same as I do, baby Let me know ?

? 'Cause I can't hide the butterflies Any more ?

? Each time I see Something that was magical ?

? It's you ?

? Yeah, you ?

? And if you just say yes ?

? Gonna get you in a wedding dress ?

? I know it'll be the best day ?

? The best day of our lives ?

? The best day of our lives ?

? I love you, baby, yes, it's true ?

? Can't wait until you say, "I do" ?

? It's gonna be the best day ?

? The best day of our lives ?

? The best day of our lives ?

? Just say yes ?

? Just say yes ?

? Ooh, it's gonna be the best day ?

? The best day of our lives ?

? The best day of our lives ?

? Just say yes ?

? Just say yes ?

? Ooh, it's gonna be the best day ?

? The best day of our lives ?

? The best day of our lives ?

? The best day ?

? The best day of our lives ?

? The best day ?

? The best day of our lives ?

? The best day of our lives ?

? The best day of our lives ?

? The best day ?

? The best day of our lives ?