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>> Well, Gus.

>> Oh, if you don't mind, I'd rather be called Augustus.

I associate Gus with an earlier, unhappy me.

>> Of course, Augustus. Your file looks impressive.

Your progress here has been extraordinary.

>> Well, thank you, doctor. This is a remarkable facility.

It's led to exceptional treatment.

>> You're interacting well with the other patients here.

Especially Fredo, you're very kind to him.

>> Yes, he's a good kid, once you get past the smell.

And he's very talented too.

He helped me build this...

>> Nice. What's it do, play music?

>> It's more like a dog whistle or a duck call,

but for monsters.

>> That's very disappointing, Gus.

I though we were through with monsters

and tales of a Troop that hunts them.

Didn't we decide there are no such things a monsters?

>> That is what you've been telling me all these months,

but maybe you should tell...

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...them.

[growls] [crash]

[screeches, growls]

Doctor >> Wha...what is that?!

[gasps, screams]

Eeeeee!

>> And my name's not Gus.

It's Augustus.

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[shrieks] [screams]

Hayley >> Pick it up, guys! Come on!

Jake >> Sorry, Hayley.

Felix was busy mishandling his weapon.

Felix >> I was busy following the plan you guys made,

which I predicted would go wrong.

But nobody asked me, which I also predicted.

>> Did you also predict the part where you set me on fire?

Hayley >> Guys, come on.

It's been three weeks non-stop monster hunting.

I know we're all fried but let's just try to get along.

Felix, are you going to snark those people or are you

just going to stand there like an ignoramus?

>> Interesting definition of 'let's all just get along.'

>> You know, you have been kind of bossy lately.

>> I get so frustrated when I think of all the other things

I could be doing that would benefit both the world

and my college applications.

[shriek] >> Then why don't you go

do them, Ms. Activity Doer? Felix >> Don't worry, folks...

Hayley >> Are you planning on shooting that thing?

>> Waiting on you, your Highness.

>> On three. One...two...

You were suppose to aim high.

Jake >> Oh, I aimed high, you just didn't wrap him up.

>> Maybe if I gave orders once in a while,

it would be more effective. Jake >> No thanks.

I don't want to be set on fire again.

>> I'm sorry.

Here you go.

[fizz]

>> I know you think that's annoying me,

but it actually feels amazing.

>> What's going on?

[Jake and Felix complain]

>> Enough. Stop your bickering.

Dr. Brandenburg >> Ahem.

Stockley >> Troop, this is Dr. Brandenburg.

He's the head of International. >> Dr. Brandenburg.

It's a pleasure. What an honor, really.

>> I'm not here for honors. Except the usual.

[ceremonial music plays]

Computer >> Say "cheese". [camera clicks]

I wish that I could enjoy your groveling

but I'm afraid I'm here on rather less pleasant business.

We at International have found your Troop unprofessional

and unable to control this monster outbreak.

>> It's an honor even when you tell us we stink, sir.

Jake >> Kiss up. >> You think it's our fault?

>> I'm not here to point fingers.

Except at you.

We're shutting this Troop down until further review.

>> What!

[devices power down]

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[beep] TroopGrid >> Signing off.

Stockley >> HQ is sealed, sir.

The TroopGrid is officially locked down.

Kids, you better get to class. We'll talk later.

>> I really don't think that the full lockdown is necessary.

>> Rule 9.3-1.4A clearly states "When a Troop is under review,

it's facility and access to the TroopGrid will be shut down".

>> If you had followed Rule One "Get some monsters",

we wouldn't be here in the first place, would we?

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[ring powers down]

Stockley >> The lockbox is secured.

I'll put this in the safe in my office until you come

to your senses - I mean, complete your review.

>> The Troop will be back, right?

>> I don't know.

These reviews rarely turn out well.

>> Well, whatever happens, we'll totally stay friends.

>> Exactly. >> Of course.

Hayley >> Yeah. [school bell rings]

Well, I've got to get to class.

>> Yeah, see you guys around.

>> Yeah.

Augustus >> Are we in?

Fredo >> Ah, ha ha ha.

>> Don't worry. I shut down the Troop.

>> That's not what I asked.

Do we have access to Troop headquarters and TroopGrid?

[deep monster voice] >> I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

That Stockley human sealed the place.

>> You pathetic, incompetent... >> A human insults me?!

I'll eat you whole and spit out your bones...ahhhh!

>> You silly monster.

You'll only do what I want you to do.

[groans] Lucky for you,

we still have a few more hours to get into Troop headquarters.

>> Only a couple more hours until your birfday.

Oh, I love birfdays.

>> Yes, this year will be very special.

>> Special? Is there going to be a pony?

>> Better. >> Ah, an elephant?

>> Better, Fredo. >> Ooo, a pony?

>> No.

>> An elephant?

>> Hey, Hayley, what's up?

>> Ah, just crazy.

So I'm helping to plan the school dance,

I was just awarded a marine biology fellowship

and it looks like they're going to rename

the school cafeteria after me. So, what's new with you?

>> I was shooting a rubber band and stuff,

and I lost it around here somewhere.

>> Ah, glad we're both keeping busy.

>> It feels funny not to have the watchcom on, huh?

Yeah, I talk into this watch but it's not the same.

Yeah, old watchcoms...

don't have them. >> Nope.

Are you bored?

>> I'm dying! Let's go do something.

Hayley >> Ah, sorry, Jake. I can't.

I promised I'd have lunch with some friends

from student council. Plus, we've made it into

the championship round of the Knowledge Bowl.

But, some other time, yeah?

>> Don't worry about it. I got my rubber band thing.

Maybe me and Felix will meet up and we'll...

have lunch.

Blake >> Can't you stop it, Bailey?

Oh my goodness! [clatter]

Felix >> Aaaah.

By the time these guys get around to serving us,

it won't be frozen yogurt!

It'll just be...yogurt.

Know what I mean? Know what I mean?

[screams] Blake >> We're closed.

>> Oh, come on! Alexander >> What's going on?

Blake >> We're closed. >> We're closed?

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Bailey >> Here you go. Don't bother.

You can't stop it, it's yogurt.

Felix >> Okay.

[machine whirs]

There you go.

Alexander >> That's fantastic. You saved us, partner.

>> I'm no hero. I'm just a citizen

with a multi-tool and a love for yogurt.

>> How would you like to be the manager?

>> How would I like to be the what?

Alexander >> Well, obviously, I'm going to need somebody

to be the boss of these two. >> I'm Blake.

>> Bailey.

>> You mean like a...

boss.

(phone message) >> Yo yo yo. This is Marcus.

Sorry, can't answer the phone right now but I'm hanging out

with my righteous bros. [message beep]

>> Hey, Marcus, it's Jake. Remember that time,

six months ago, you called and "Hey, let's hang."

Well, I'm finally calling you back.

And if you've still got that big piece of ear wax

that looks like a turtle, I'd love to see it.

I'm pretty free these days. Dr. Brandenburg >> You finally

decided to show up. >> I'll call you back.

I mean, for real this time.

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Stockley >> Dr. Brandenburg, what can I do for you?

>> I'm going to need those keys to HQ

and the code to restart TroopGrid.

>> I thought we covered that already.

>> Think again.

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>> Gus.

Augustus >> You're rules don't apply here anymore.

Especially since he's not Dr. Brandenburg,

but a Locht.

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>> Aaahhh!

Let me go, let me go! [growls]

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>> Hayley! Argh!

[tires screech] ***

>> Guys, come on.

I'll be right back, okay. I'm just going to get a water.

Jake >> There you are. We have to...

Wow, you're popular. >> You know how it is, right?

I mean, you come up with the theme for the school dance,

and people just kind of start chanting your name.

>> No, I don't know. Look, we've got to find

Mr. Stockley. He was attacked by

Dr. Brandenburg who's really a Locht.

[splat] And Gus.

>> That doesn't make any sense, okay.

We sent Gus away. >> Well, he's back

and he's done something with Mr. Stockley.

Let's get a move on.

>> Hey, that's the theme for the dance. Oooh!

Jake >> Hayley, you've got to believe me.

I'm not making this up.

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Mr. Stockley?

>> He doesn't look attacked. >> What are you two doing here?

>> I saw Dr. Brandenburg shape-shift and attack you.

And Gus was there.

>> He's going through Troop withdrawals.

>> Jake, I know that this has been difficult on you.

>> I really saw... Stockley >> But it is important

that we all go on with our lives.

>> But... >> I said, "Good day."

>> No, you didn't.

>> I didn't? Oh.

Good day. Hayley >> I'm outta here.

Next time you're lonely, find someone else to drag around.

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>> Would you mind closing the door as you go out?

>> Sure.

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>> Well, that went about a smoothly

as I could have hoped for. We got rid of them

and I found...this.

>> And I found...this.

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>> Ow! >> I have the key

to the headquarters. Now all I need is the code

to TroopGrid. >> What do you need that for?

>> To release all the monsters and use them as my army.

And then, take over Lakewood.

Finally, the town that ignored me will be mine.

[crowd cheers]

Felix >> There ain't nothing like some Po Bros Fro Yo.

Y'know what I'm saying or are you too...

Crowd >> Slow! Felix >> If it's more toppings

you need, more toppings I'll.. Crowd >> Throw!

Felix >> 'Cause it's never in my nature to ever say no.

You want mo', to go, in the snow, or be-low?

Well, Felix is here to deliver it...

Crowd >> Oh!

Felix >> Thank you, thank you!

Here you go.

>> Felix. >> Jake!

Could you guys take over from me for a sec?

[crowd groans] Hey, hey, hey.

Don't worry, I personally trained them.

Crowd >> Yay!

>> Can you believe it?

You've got to try a bowl of my new flapjack flavor of yogurt.

It's selling like hot cakes! What!

>> Gus is out. Just look at this.

Gus was one of the patients who went missing three weeks ago.

And three weeks ago, is when we started getting hit

with monsters. >> Where'd you get this?

>> The library.

Felix >> The library!

>> I'm so proud. >> Whoa, hey.

Can anyone else get in on this?

Or were you two sharing a moment?

[Hayley laughs]

Felix >> This is awesome. The old team

back together again. Hayley >> I know.

It feels good.

We're all in terrible danger. >> Less awesome.

>> I saw Mr. Stockley heading into Troop HQ

with Gus and Dr. Brandenburg. >> I told you.

>> They locked themselves in down there.

>> Maybe I can get us in. >> Let's go.

Jake >> Oh, what about your new job?

Blake >> Here you go. Bailey >> Where's the cherries?

>> I do dream that my tasty dairy treats will revolutionize

the world, but first,

we must save it.

[thud] [metal clatters]

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Stockley >> I will never give you that code.

Augustus >> It doesn't mater.

Fredo's hacking into TroopGrid as we speak.

[keyboard clicks]

Soon, we'll have access to all these cells.

[gurgle]

Oh, there's one now.

[Locht growls]

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Bon appetite, Cube.

>> Nooo!

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TroopGrid >> TroopGrid activated.

Awaiting request.

[beeps and clicks]

>> Happy birfday.

Look what I finded for you. Augustus >> My birfday,

I mean, my birthday is not for another hour.

And careful with the Dimension mites.

They'll open up a portal to the monster world.

And that is not part of our plan.

TroopGrid >> Request accepted.

Security over ride pending.

>> Something's missing. >> What?

>> You're not wearing your party hat.

I will not work unless you wear your party hat.

[sigh]

>> Happy? >> Yeah.

I'll have you into TroopGrid any minute now.

>> All right, I know we don't have any weapons

so this is the best I could do.

[Felix grunts] Ah, what's that?

>> This is my T-shirt cannon from Po Bros Fro Yo.

>> And that's your weapon of choice?

>> Hayley, have you ever been hit by a frozen T-shirt?

>> I'm not sure what the least embarrassing answer is?

>> It stings you twice. Once when it hits you

and second, when everyone laughs.

[zap, pop] Aahh!

Well, we're definitely not going in this way.

Where's Jake?

He said he had a plan to get us in.

Laurel >> Oh, I can never get used to the endless supply

of water you have here.

Jake >> You guys remember Laurel.

>> I didn't know you two stayed in touch.

>> Oh, Jake comes to visit me every Wednesday.

>> What? I love nature.

>> So, this is your big plan?

>> Don't underestimate the power of nature.

[slosh]

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[creaks]

[rumble]

[boom]

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Felix >> All clear.

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>> Thanks again. >> See you on Wednesday.

Good luck.

>> Oh, no.

>> Hey, I don't judge your boyfriends.

Hayley >> No, I meant this!

These are Mr Stockley's clothes. And the Cube's cell is unlocked.

>> They fed him to your Cube. Felix >> They couldn't have.

[Brandenburg's monster voice] >> Actually, we could, and did.

And you're next.

[Jake groans]

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[growl]

[blast, thud]

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>> What'd I tell ya?

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Jake >> He took all the weapons.

Felix >> There's got to be some left in the weapons allocator.

[beeps]

>> Let me try it. [beeps]

>> Gus must have locked us out.

I'm going to try to bypass it. Augustus >> Nice try.

But you're too late.

I know that you feel fear at the sight of me.

Now that I have the power.

[snickers]

What? You think this is funny?

You think this is some sort of party?

[snickers]

I'm still wearing the hat, aren't I?

[snickers] Silence!

All of you, come with me.

[whack] >> Ow!

>> I got him. I got him, boss!

>> Yes, you've done good, Fredo.

You've done real good.

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TroopGrid >> Initiating control of all major

Lakewood infrastructure systems.

Power, electric, communications - disabled.

Blocking potential interference from any other Troop Squads.

>> Watch them.

[zap] >> Careful with that!

Augustus >> Yes, careful, Fredo. I want them alive

to watch me take over Lakewood.

Stockley >> Watch this.

My mother gave me these.

>> Ow!

>> I told you the Cube wouldn't hurt him.

Stockley >> After I snark you, you won't even remember

that good always triumphs over...

[zap] Argh!

>> Mr. Stockley!

Augustus >> Stay back!

[grunts]

Switch the blasters from 'stun' to 'destroy'.

There's no second chances for these losers.

Jake >> You're not going to get away with this, Gus.

>> It's Augustus!

And I already have. [system powers one]

TroopGrid >> Releasing all captured monsters

from detention center.

[snarls and growls]

Gus Hack successful.

Augustus >> You see, Jake, I control everything.

Including the monsters.

All with a turn of this switch.

[whirs and beeps]

It's stuck. [rumbles]

Hayley >> Turn it off! >> I can't!

Fix it, idiot!

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[crash]

[whoosh]

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>> Pretty.

Augustus >> Fredo! No, don't!

[whooshes]

>> This place is coming down!

Hayley >> Mr. Stockley!

[wind roars]

>> Got it!

Come on, baby. Don't fail me now!

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Jake >> You're not going anywhere.

[wind roars] [groans]

Gotcha!

[wind roars]

>> It's off!

Jake, the portal's closing! >> Pull yourself towards me!

Come on, before the portal closes!

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Hayley >> Gotcha!

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>> Don't do this, Augustus! We can get you out of there.

Augustus >> And then what? Back to the Institution?

Or worse, back to my old life?

[wind howls]

I've got a better idea.

Jake >> No, Gus! Don't let go!

Gus!

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[monsters growl] [muffled screams of Gus]

Stockley >> I'm sure he'll be fine.

>> Yeah. These things all work out.

Hayley >> I'm so glad you're okay.

Hayley >> Um, ahem, we all are.

Stockley >> You know what this means?

Jake >> What?

>> We're back!

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And our first order of business is...

>> Clean this place up, we know.

>> I was thinking, going to get pizza, my treat.

Jake >> Ah, Mr. Stockley, don't you want to...change?

>> Well, I wasn't thinking of taking you any place fancy.

[monsters growl]

>> Maybe we should order in.

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>> Good idea. >> Definitely.

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