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Hayley >> Okay, I'll see ya.
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Um, are you okay, Mr. Stockley?
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>> I'm better than okay.
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I've just received
the most wonderful news.
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Principal Nuss has a
terrible strep infection.
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>> Um, hurray.
>> Which means I'm in charge
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of the school for
the next five days.
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More if the strain
is drug-resistant.
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>> Well, congratulations.
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So, what's your first
order of business?
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>> I have so many things that
I've wanted to do for so long.
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More social leaning, more
cognitive development,
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but we have to prioritize,
so I'm starting with
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Matsoh Ball Soup Thursday.
Hayley >> Huh.
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>> You there!
Learn!
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See, I'm a natural.
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[analyzer beeps]
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Jake >> Has the analyzer
figured out what we caught?
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Felix >> We have no matches.
I think we stumbled upon
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a new species of monster.
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Now remember, we have to be very
careful cause we have no idea
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of what this creature
is capable of.
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>> Let's put a mouse in there.
>> No!
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This is a level five lockdown.
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The most extreme
security measure.
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[lid grinding open]
No contact,
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constant monitoring,
hyper vigilance.
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>> We should add 'secure lid'
to that list.
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[Felix sighs]
>> You know what, you're so...
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Ahhh!
The Anita Garcia just escaped!
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Jake >> The what?
>> I thought I could name it
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after my grandmother.
>> I caught it too!
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I was going to name
it the Oculypse.
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It's a much better name
for a monster - it's scary.
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>> Ugh, my grandmother's
plenty scary, thank you.
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Now remember, all we have to
do is keep the Anita Garcia
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contained in HQ.
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>> How are we going
to find this thing?
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>> We just need to ah, collect
all of our knowledge together.
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>> Okay.
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It escapes when a lid is open.
Now what?
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How can we find something
we know nothing about?
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This thing could turn invisible,
shrink down, shape-shift.
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We may never find
this monster...
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>> Aahh!
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All we need is luck, okay.
Luck.
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>> Boys, today is going to be
the greatest day of my...
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[stinger snaps]
Ow!
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Hm?
[thud]
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[monster gurgles]
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[elevator bell dings]
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>> Well, now we know it
has a paralyzing stinger
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and it can work an elevator.
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***
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***
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***
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***
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***
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Jake >> The Oculypse may be
the most elusive creature
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we've ever faced.
To find it will take
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100 percent concentration.
>> Absolutely.
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>> Hey, Sara, what's up?
>> I don't know.
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>> Hey, hey, me too.
I don't know what's up either.
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Sara >> Whatever.
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>> Great focus there, lover boy.
Okay, do you think maybe
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we can spend a little more
time hunting monsters
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and a little less time
talking to girls
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you're never going to get with?
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>> Pulleeeze!
I got game.
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I just keep it contained.
[Hayley laughs]
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>> Uh-ha.
A: You have no game.
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B: There's a monster
on the loose.
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And C: Sara is in a completely
different league than you.
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And she's kind of dumb.
>> Well, which is she?
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Dumb or out of my league?
>> Both.
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[girl screams]
[stinger snaps, thud]
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Hayley >> Are you okay?
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>> I...I don't think so.
I can't get up.
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Hayley >> It's ah, just
ah, beuf bourguignon.
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It's not settling too well
with most of the students.
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Jake >> Take this disc thingy.
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It's the Oculypse.
>> The what?
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Hayley >> Okay, we need to find
a safe place to keep Carrie
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until we can get over our
'bourguignon problem'.
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Then, we'll go for the Oculypse.
>> Right.
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[Carrie groans]
Jake >> Okay!
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Just a sprained ankle.
Excuse us.
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>> Whoa!
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See, now you two
look good together.
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She's more in your league.
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She's kind of a loner, a solid
C student and the first girl
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in Lakewood history to make
it on the wrestling team.
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And, now there's that
whole gratitude factor.
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Carrie >> Hello,
my hearing is still fine.
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>> And she has good hearing.
Jake >> Hm.
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[disc gurgles]
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Felix >> It's either a part
of its system of feeding
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or reproduction.
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>> Either way, get it
away from my head.
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>> Mr. Stockley,
according to these tests,
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you'll remain paralyzed
for the next six hours.
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>> I have a school to run.
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Don't people think being is
just sitting behind a desk
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doing nothing, but there's
stapling and filing
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and most importantly,
walking through the hallways
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with a baseball bat,
like in that movie.
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>> You have more intimidation
from the neck up
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than most people have
in their whole bodies.
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>> That's kind of you to say.
But I wasn't sure I'd be
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a good principal even before my
arms and legs stopped working.
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Just look at me know
- can't even move.
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Felix >> Obviously, you don't
remember that time I baked you
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that cake for your birthday.
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>> Strawberry and chocolate
frosting on a walnut cake.
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Who could forget that?
>> Exactly, but what you
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may not know is that I had
poison ivy on my hands
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and I baked that whole cake
with my bare feet.
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>> I had a cake made with feet?
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[gulps]
>> That's not important.
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What's important is if you
just believe in yourself.
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You will be the greatest
Principal in Lakewood history.
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Anyone would be proud
to stand beside you.
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>> That's good to hear,
because you're going to be
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my assistant today.
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>> Oh, we shouldn't
both look so stupid.
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But okay.
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Jake >> The Oculypse
sure works fast.
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It's a good thing we found
this empty classroom.
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Hayley >> Just one
of the many benefits
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of them cutting
the music program.
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Todd >> It was so big and
it reached out and stung me.
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We've got to call
the authorities.
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Hayley >> Shhh, it's okay.
It's just a dream.
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Beuf bourguignon
does that to you.
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>> It's true.
Todd >> A dream?
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Well, then you being
here makes sense.
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I've had a crush on you
ever since I met you
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in the playground.
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I even ate a whole bucket
of sand just to impress you.
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>> Did we go to nursery
school together?
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>> No, this was last year.
>> Oh.
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Jake >> Quite a catch.
Todd >> Hey, I'm a three letter
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varsity athlete, buddy.
>> Wow, another dumb,
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selfish jock.
>> And after I'm finished
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building the Lakewood Community
Center for Underprivileged Kids,
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Harvard's inviting me
to an interview.
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>> Make sure you tell
them that sand story.
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>> I don't know,
he's kind of cute.
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>> He eats sand.
Todd >> Hey, that's it!
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You and me, buddy, right now.
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>> You're paralyzed.
>> Any excuse
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to get out of the butt-kicking
that's coming to you.
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Jake >> What are you going do,
blink me to death?
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>> You get over here, about
an inch away from my face
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and you'll find out.
I just wish I had pink-eye.
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>> Come on, let's go.
Todd >> Yeah, that's right.
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You run away, coward!
[snap snap snap]
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>> Okay, Mr. S, let's try
this one more time, hm?
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[sigh]
[thud]
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Now we know, glue sticks
don't work.
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Ahh!
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>> I don't know how I'm going
to get through this day, Felix.
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>> Mr. S...
[snap snap]
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these trying times...
[snap snap]
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bring out the best of us.
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>> You're right, Felix.
Chin up.
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[door rattles]
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>> Who is in charge here?
>> Huh?
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Oh, he is.
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>> Hi, I'm Mr. Stockley, acting
Principal of Lakewood High.
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>> I'm Ms. Wall,
School Superintendent.
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What are you doing on the floor?
>> Ahh...
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>> He's just demonstrating
an experimental technique
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of full body relaxation
to clear the mind.
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Watch how relaxed he is.
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[creaks and soft groans]
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Huh?
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[bangs]
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>> See, can't feel a thing.
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Ms. Wall >> We'll see how
relaxed you are after I finish
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my inspection.
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Tisk, tisk, tisk.
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***
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[groan]
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>> What am I going to do, Felix?
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>> I may have
the answer to that.
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>> Is it going to
make look ridiculous?
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>> Ha ha ha.
Mr. Stockley, not at all.
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***
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Okay, arm left, towards the pod.
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[machine whir]
Ha!
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Impressive, right?
I made it for my Grandpa
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Pep-Pep-Louie so he could
dance on his 80th birthday.
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The man loved to dance.
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>> This is pretty impressive.
This might actually work.
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>> I can control your motions
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and Ms. Wall wouldn't
suspect anything.
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Here, let me give you
these Principal's keys
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so you can look a little bit
more professional.
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Just put them right here.
There.
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>> I like it.
Let's see me walk.
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>> You got it.
[beep]
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[Charleston music plays]
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Felix?
>> Oops,
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I forgot the Charleston
was the default setting.
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[beep]
[music stops]
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Sorry, Mr. Stockley.
>> That's okay, Felix.
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I have confidence in you.
The only way we're going to get
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through today is by keeping up
a positive mental attitude.
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[disc gurgles]
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[boom, squirt]
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We're doomed.
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***
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[school bell rings]
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***
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[gasp]
>> Go!
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***
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>> We're getting crowded.
Todd >> Back for some more?
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Come on, tough guy.
I'm about to dream
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I kick you up and down
the hallway...argh!
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I'm good, Hayley.
Just a little bit of dream pain.
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>> Why does the monster
leave these discs?
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What are they for?
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>> Jake, you need
to be careful, okay?
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Dude, you don't even
know what they do.
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>> Hayley, I caught
the Oculypse.
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I've seen it more than
anyone else alive,
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so let an expert handle this.
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>> Fine.
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>> Come over here.
Take a look at this.
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[disc gurgles]
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[boom, splat]
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Well, we now know we can't
put them under light.
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>> Ha, amazing discovery.
[watchcom beeps]
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Felix >> Jake, Hayley,
be careful with those pods.
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They explode when they're
exposed to bright light.
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Perhaps, this news
comes a tad late.
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>> Yeah.
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[disco music plays]
[machine whir]
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>> Shut this thing off.
What if Ms. Wall sees me?
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>> I'm so sorry, sir.
I'm experiencing a bit
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of technical difficulty
with Pep-Pep-Louie's suit.
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Stockley >> Status report.
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Jake >> Well, you could use
a little work on your 'M'.
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Hayley >> And the Oculypse
is still on the loose.
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>> You mean, the Anita Garcia.
>> Whatever.
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And it's leaving these
pods all over the place.
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>> Felix, shut this
thing off now.
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>> Okay, okay.
[beeps]
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[thud]
Ooops.
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[machine whir]
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Stockley >> Well, these
things are left behind
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by the 'Anita Garcia'
when it attacks.
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Someone hand me the MDA.
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[slaps]
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Jake >> Why do they
call it a MDA again?
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>> Because if you call them
Monster Dropping Analyzer,
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nobody wants to touch it.
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Jake, in there.
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[analyzer beeps]
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>> What do you think,
Mr. Stockley?
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>> It's filled with a
slow-acting but powerful acid.
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The Oculypse has no teeth
so it must first dissolve
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all it's food into liquid form
and then slurp it up.
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>> Just like the
real Anita Garcia.
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[Hayley groans]
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[acid sizzles]
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>> Ahh, how long does
the dissolving take?
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Stockley >> Better get to
the decontamination center
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before you liquefy.
Felix >> Make sure
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you put it on 'high'.
Stockley >> Now, I've got
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to stay here and prove
myself to Ms. Wall.
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Hayley, Jake,
capture that monster.
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Find all the kids that have been
attacked and the acid pods
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that go with them.
Jake >> We need something
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to put these in to shield
them from the light.
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>> Ahh!
>> Huh?
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Felix >> Wow, so that's
what they do with all
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the music department's money.
>> Being principal
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does have its privileges.
>> Here, take this.
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>> Hey, how are we going know
if we've found all the victims
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and the pods?
Stockley >> You'll be able
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to track them by the
smell of the pods.
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They give off this
noxious sulfur odor.
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>> Just like my grandma.
Ha ha.
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[Jake and Hayley groan]
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[beeps]
[thud]
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Hayley >> Okay, here's
what we need to do,
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go classroom by classroom,
hallway by hallway
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looking for victims,
pods and Oculypses.
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Got it?
>> I think I got it.
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There's just still one
thing I don't understand.
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>> Yeah?
>> Why do think Sara Snodgrass
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is in a different
league than me?
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>> Jake, it's like
comparing apples to...
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a fruit that nobody wants.
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[stinger snaps,
girls screams, thud]
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Ms. Wall >> You there,
get off the floor.
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Jake >> Wow, is it
nap time already?
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Hayley >> Ah, must be.
Ha ha ha.
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>> Ha ha.
Hayley >> Yeah, ha ha.
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Jake >> Shh, nap time.
No talking.
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You don't want
to got to detention.
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Hayley >> Uh-ahh.
Ms. Wall >> Nap time?
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Sleeping in the hallways.
This is outrageous.
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>> Well according to
acting principal Stockley,
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teens are notoriously
sleep deprived
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so he's instituted
a mandatory nap time.
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Jake >> Yes, wherever
you are at...12:42
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you must lie down for 20 minutes
and catch a few zzz's.
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You'll wake up feeling
like a brand new you.
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>> I'm hoping that by
the time you wake up,
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you'll have a brand
new principal.
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***
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Jake >> Well, I think
we've got all the discs.
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>> Good, as they're in
the dark, they'll be safe.
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[stinger snaps, thud]
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Hayley >> The Anita Garcia.
Jake >> The Oculypse.
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>> I think the sound
came from Mr. Shapkin's
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History of Dead Languages class.
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>> The Oculypse could paralyze
them all and we'd never know.
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>> You call this acceptable?
>> It's a floor.
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I like Spanish tile,
but what can I do?
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>> There were students sleeping
on this floor a minute ago?
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>> Oh, that's probably Mr.
Shapkin's Dead Languages class.
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>> Are you mocking me?
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And what is with this jumpsuit?
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If I were you, I would watch
my step very carefully.
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[machine whirs]
I'm watching you.
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[machine whirs]
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>> I'm not doing
this to mock you.
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Ms. Wall >> No one takes the
job of education seriously.
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Hmm...
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Oh, perfect example.
Flying discs in the hallway.
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This is not a place
of fun or excitement.
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This is school.
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***
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Jake >> You know, when
the Oculypse ran into
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the boys locker room, I didn't
think you would follow it.
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>> Jake, I am a monster
hunter first
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and a lady second, all right.
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I'm just glad we caught
this thing in the towel bin
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before Big Alfonso
got out of the shower.
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[Oculypse snarls]
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[whack]
Aii!
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***
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This is one
foul-smelling monster.
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>> I don't think
it's the monster.
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Uh-oh.
Hayley >> No, no, no.
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Please, no.
>> The acid pods are gone.
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>> If these are
exposed to light,
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all the pods together could
cause a chain reaction
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that would cause the school
to dissolve, Jake.
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>> Really?
>> We have to stop it.
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>> Yeah, right.
[Oculypse snarls]
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So, here's what we can do.
We'll go from class to class
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pretending to be exterminators
and making people wait outside.
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We'll need chemical tanks,
disguises and a license.
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>> We could pull the fire alarm.
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>> Hayley, I'm trying
to concentrate.
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We may also need
a truck, and bugs.
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Ha, hundreds of
thousands of bugs.
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***
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***
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***
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[machine whirs]
>> Felix, make it stop!
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Felix >> I think I got it.
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[Stockley groans]
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>> Felix, what's going on?
Talk to me.
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>> The battery is running
out of power, sir.
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>> Well, get a new one.
Oh, I'm gonna puke.
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Ms. Wall >> Mr. Stockley,
you have been in charge
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of this school for
exactly six hours.
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During that time, the
truancy rate has quadrupled,
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the was a sulfur stench
permeating the halls,
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someone is stealing towels
from the boys locker room
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and your students are
napping on the floor.
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>> Hear me out, I can explain.
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Ms. Wall >> Fine, go ahead.
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>> I can't explain.
>> I'm sorry.
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I'm afraid you leave me
no choice but to recommend
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to the board that you be removed
at Acting Principal.
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>> But you can't do that,
I just got started.
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You've got to give me a chance.
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00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,897
>> I don't have
to give you a thing!
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00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:46,966
You're obviously not taking
any of this very seriously.
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00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:50,437
>> That's not true.
>> Good bye, Mr. Stockley.
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00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:52,405
>> Do what you want.
But you and I both know
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Lakewood High is not a disaster.
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[fire alarm bell rings]
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>> FIRE!
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00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,582
Jake >> Great idea
pulling the fire alarm.
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00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:04,817
>> Hey, everyone will be able
to get out of danger and we'll
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have enough time to evacuate the
paralyzed kids from music class.
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Stockley >> Felix, fix this.
>> The power's fading.
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It's not responding
to any of my commands.
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Hayley >> Mr. Stockley,
we captured the Oculypse.
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The pods were stolen.
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They're no longer being
protected from light
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00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:20,733
and they could blow
at any second.
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00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,002
>> My first day as principal
and I blow up the whole school.
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00:18:23,069 --> 00:18:25,638
I knew that I wasn't up to this.
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00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:28,375
Hayley >> Felix, we could try
to locate the pods by tracking
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the sulfur emissions in school.
>> Good idea, Hayley.
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00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:36,916
[detector beeps]
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00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:38,785
Oh, major emissions
from the cafeteria.
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00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:40,720
Jake >> The pods?
>> No.
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It's just fish stick day.
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00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:46,193
No, wait, wait, wait...
from the teachers lounge.
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They're all in the
teachers lounge.
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And there are a lot
of them, together.
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If one explodes, they all
explode into one massive
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acid school-dissolving
conflagration.
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00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:57,637
>> All right, Jake,
you go get those pods.
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Felix and Hayley,
get the paralyzed kids
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out of the school.
We've got to get serious here.
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Ms. Wall >> He certainly
looks calm.
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Felix >> Ahh, calm is
one way to describe it.
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00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:10,350
The man risks this life,
dances for the students
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00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:12,485
during a gas leak.
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00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:14,754
I'd say he's probably
the bravest man I know,
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00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:16,889
Ms. Wall.
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00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:18,825
>> I'm afraid you kids need
to get out of here right now.
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Jake and Hayley >> But...
>> I said now.
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00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:23,129
Firefighter >> Excuse me, folks,
let's clear this corridor now.
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00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:25,131
Ms. Wall >> You too.
>> Oh, I'm sorry, I've got
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00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:27,434
to stay with Mr. Stockley.
I'm his assistant.
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00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,402
>> Go ahead, Felix.
You heard her.
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00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:31,471
>> What?
>> I'll be okay.
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00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:33,640
I'm heading to
the teachers lounge!
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00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:36,042
Ms. Wall >> You too,
Mr. Stockley.
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00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:40,146
>> Ms. Wall, I'm a principal
and if any of my students
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are in danger...
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00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:44,284
I stay.
>> But...
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00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:46,386
>> Now if you'll excuse me,
I have a gas leak to find.
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00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:48,888
[machine whirs]
>> Huff!
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00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:54,894
>> Do you guys
think he'll be okay?
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00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:56,963
>> It doesn't look good.
I think I got him
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00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,931
in the teacher's lounge but
he's paralyzed in his suit.
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00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:01,000
It could run out of
power any second.
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00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:04,237
>> And he's headed towards
a pile of exploding acid pods.
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00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:07,707
***
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00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:09,842
[pods gurgle]
446
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:16,716
***
447
00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:19,686
[electrical zaps, thud]
448
00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:23,456
***
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00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:27,594
Stockley >> Sunlight from window
is going to set those pods off.
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00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:32,098
Must...contain...explosion.
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00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:38,605
***
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00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:40,573
That's it.
If ever this school
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00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:43,443
needed a principal, it's now.
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00:20:43,510 --> 00:20:45,412
***
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00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:47,447
[pods gurgle]
456
00:20:47,514 --> 00:20:52,952
***
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00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:57,189
[groans]
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00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,191
Paralysis...
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00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,160
wearing off.
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00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:03,330
[pods gurgle]
461
00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:12,839
***
462
00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:14,874
[pods gurgle]
463
00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:21,981
***
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00:21:22,081 --> 00:21:24,617
[clatter]
465
00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:26,653
[pods sizzle]
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00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:31,190
***
467
00:21:31,358 --> 00:21:33,225
[groans]
468
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,362
Ha ha ha!
I did it!
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00:21:35,362 --> 00:21:38,365
Oh!
[crash]
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00:21:38,365 --> 00:21:40,533
Jake >> Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
471
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:42,635
>> Mr. Stockley's hurt or worse?
472
00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:44,604
>> No, that Sara Snodgrass
isn't out of my league.
473
00:21:44,671 --> 00:21:47,640
>> Jake, could you stop it with
this Sara Snodgrass thing?
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00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:49,576
>> I just want to know
why you think
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00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:51,644
I'm not good enough for her.
476
00:21:51,711 --> 00:21:53,613
It's cruel to just dismiss
someone like that.
477
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:55,682
>> I said you're
different league.
478
00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:58,385
You're a much better
person than her, Jake.
479
00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:04,056
>> Oh, so she's
not in my league?
480
00:22:04,123 --> 00:22:07,259
>> No.
481
00:22:07,394 --> 00:22:09,662
>> So who's in my league?
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00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:13,065
***
483
00:22:13,132 --> 00:22:15,502
[boom]
[students gasp]
484
00:22:15,568 --> 00:22:17,404
Felix >> Oh no!
Mr. Stockley!
485
00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:20,440
[students murmur]
486
00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:22,642
>> He's gone.
>> No, wait!
487
00:22:22,709 --> 00:22:24,677
[students cough]
488
00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:26,679
[applause]
489
00:22:26,746 --> 00:22:30,417
***
490
00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:35,688
[loud applause]
491
00:22:35,755 --> 00:22:37,690
Jake >> Oh, Mr. Stockley,
you're okay.
492
00:22:37,757 --> 00:22:39,659
It's so good to have you back.
493
00:22:39,726 --> 00:22:42,061
>> It's good to be back.
494
00:22:42,128 --> 00:22:44,964
I'm grateful to be alive
but mostly I'm grateful
495
00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:48,267
I can finally take off
this stupid outfit.
496
00:22:48,334 --> 00:22:51,037
Ms. Wall >> You are
a hero, Mr. Stockley.
497
00:22:51,103 --> 00:22:54,006
I have never seen such
dedication from an educator
498
00:22:54,073 --> 00:22:56,042
to his students.
499
00:22:56,108 --> 00:22:58,545
>> I guess I am a pretty
good principal, after all.
500
00:22:58,611 --> 00:23:00,947
>> I'm going to recommend
you for the highest honor
501
00:23:01,013 --> 00:23:04,784
that the Board of Education
has to give: a 30 percent-off
502
00:23:04,851 --> 00:23:07,454
gift certificate
to the Yogurt Kingdom.
503
00:23:07,454 --> 00:23:09,756
***
504
00:23:09,856 --> 00:23:13,926
>> Ms. Wall, I'm honored.
505
00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:16,996
***
506
00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:18,931
>> Mr. Stockley, do you
want me to snark them all?
507
00:23:18,998 --> 00:23:21,167
>> Yes.
508
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:23,470
But not her, not till
I get my yogurt.
509
00:23:23,470 --> 00:23:26,338
Being principal does
have its privileges.
510
00:23:26,473 --> 00:23:30,643
***
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