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Jake, where are you? Right behind you.

I don't have a clear shot of the Kayjay.

Kaiju! Bless you.

Just shoot it!

Felix, get ready!

The Keyjay is heading towards you.

Hayley Kaiju! Felix Bless you.

You should really see an allergist.

I am working with idiots.

Felix No sign of it yet. But don't worry,

I'll cut it off. Oww!

Ha ha, gotcha!

Don't gotcha.

Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!

Hayley!

Hah...wow.

That was a little close. Thanks, Hayley.

That wasn't me. It was me!

Lance Ya' gotta be careful cause Kaiju are a tricky bunch.

You gotta know just how to hit 'em.

Hey, let me help you up.

Why were you wearing a blindfold?

Cause I wanted to give the Kaiju a sportin' chance.

Well, at least we're all okay.

Felix Not all of us.

Get...offa...me! Argh!

Huh?

Aagh!

Ooof!

Hayley So, what did you say your name was again?

Lance, Lance Donovan.

The Troop - Houston, Texas branch.

Lance Donovan? 'The' Lance Donovan?

The same Lance Donovan that took down three Repticores

and a Vespinox all on his own?

I dream about you all the time.

What was that? Nothing.

Hey, didn't you win a Troop Gold Shield award?

Ha ha, oh yeah, that stupid thing.

Such a political popularity contest.

I hate it.

But yeah, I won it six times.

So, where are the rest of your Troop mates?

Aren't there supposed to be three of you?

Hey there, little buddy, if you can wrap that around

your chin you'd look like Abe Lincoln.

Hah!

My life is over.

Lance Oh don't worry about it.

The Kaiju tentacles will fall off in a couple of days.

But school photo day is tomorrow.

It's my only chance to change my image from a geek

to a cool, super winner. Hayley Ah, ha ha.

Abe Lincoln was a super winner.

Felix It's hopeless. All my school photos

have been disasters.

If I'm not cool by tomorrow, I'm doomed to be just another nerd.

Jake Felix, you're not just another nerd.

You've taken nerdiness to places no one thought it could go.

Hold up.

Was that suppose to be

a compliment or an insult? I don't know.

Jake So Lance, how long are you going to hang in Lakewood?

As long as it takes. I'm here on a mission.

Dr. Brandenburg assigned me to track and capture a Behemoth.

No way! No ones ever

captured a Behemoth. They are so dangerous.

I can't believe you're going to capture this thing alone.

Where's the rest of your Troop, huh?

There's suppose to be three of you.

Boy, she's a lot of fun. Hayley, please.

I think Lance Donovan knows how to fight monsters

a little better than we do.

Lance Now, Jake, it's okay.

Hayley, that is an excellent question.

And the answer is a very simple one.

I can't tell you what I'm going to do or how I'm going to do it.

Wow! That is so awesome.

What? If you need help,

we can check TroopGrid for Behemoth activity.

I'll come by later. I'll be waiting for you.

I'll be waiting for you.

Since when have you ever heard of a Troop member working alone?

He doesn't need anyone. He's Lance Donovan.

It's like criticizing the sun for shining alone.

Yeah, but don't you think he's just a little bit too old

to be fighting monsters. He's only 19.

But he shaves. I shave.

Yeah, but he has to. Look, it wouldn't hurt

to check him out. Hayley's right.

He may be all you say but my hands are tied.

I have to ask International about Lance's Behemoth mission.

But, I can certainly understand a little bit of hero-worship.

Felix That's it! I can't take it anymore.

I've tried burning, twisting, even moisturizing lotion.

Nothing can get this thing off my face.

Although the tentacle does feel baby-soft, I'll give you that.

What am I going to do? School photo day is tomorrow.

I've an idea. Let's cut it off

with a laser scalpel. Hold still.

Argh! Has your circuitry fried.

You can't cut a Kaiju tentacle. The venomous ooze

will corrode my brain. Is that what you want, Jake?

I turn into a drooling, trembling, freak of nature.

Aah!

Yeah, that would be a change.

I think you'll just have to wait for it to fall off.

By then it'll be too late. I'll be a social outcast.

Maybe it'll catch on.

Everybody will want a tentacle stuck to their face.

Felix Yeah. Right.

That's what I thought about the sideways Mohawk.

You know, monster huntin' isn't easy.

But nothing feels better than when you pull one

off the street, right? Jake Ah, yeah.

Like this one time we were fighting this Changling

and even though the manual said to use defensive tactics,

I knew if I attacked, I'd bag it.

And did ya?

Turns out it was a ceramic deer.

Hey, I've blasted my share of lawn ornaments too.

But you've got to be aggressive and take risks like that.

That's how you get these.

Tube socks! Awesome.

No, no, no, no.

I meant...these.

Whoa!

Lance One for every monster I've captured or killed.

Yeah, I'm really proud of these ever though it's a pain

to take them through airport security.

Jake.

This is your future.

I see it in you.

You really think so? Yeah.

And together, we're going to take down the Behemoth.

Together?

Hah...

Maybe we should practice.

That was amazing!

I've never seen someone make all five bullseyes.

How'd you learn to do that? I'm not sure.

I feel like I was born to do this.

You ever feel that way?

All the time. Lance Good.

Okay, now, let's work on your shot.

When was the last time you missed like that in the field?

This morning. Right.

Okay, pick up the Blast Ray.

Now, keep your elbows in and take a deep breathe.

Pheww...

See? Nice work, Umbrae.

Thanks.

My Behemoth tracker is picking up a target.

Let's see how you do against the real thing.

Oh, goodie!

What is that, an animal carcass?

It's frozen lasagna covered in gravy.

The Behemoth loves it. Jake Lasagna?

Lance I've tested everything you could imagine

and for some reason, it can't resist lasagna.

You tested the gravy too?

Don't need to, it's gravy.

It's here.

We need to call Hayley and Felix for backup.

No, we can do this on our own.

Come on. This way.

There it is.

You've a perfect shot, go ahead.

Come on,

he's right there!

Lance, take a shot!

Jake Arrrghhh!

in distance]

Where'd it go?

What happened? I think the lasagna

saved our lives. Why didn't you blast it?

Pretty sure my blaster jammed.

Jake You weren't even looking at the thing.

And dude, you're shaking. No way.

Your eyes are shaking. Lance,

tell me what's going on.

Think I'm...think I'm losing my touch.

I'm gettin' too old for this, man.

Guess what they say is true. I'm starting to get

scared in the field, so scared I have to shoot blindfolded.

That stuff doesn't apply to you, okay.

You're just in a slump. Everybody has slumps.

Uh, baseball players, bands, Canada hasn't done much

since they invented ketchup flavoured potato chips.

Yeah, you're right.

Tracking this Behemoth has been my life's work.

I not just going to give up because I'm in a slump.

You're still going to help me, right?

Yeah, of course.

We got this thing.

Hayley Trust me, you'll be good as new.

I think we were closer with the rainbow wig.

Felix Ah! It's hopeless.

I'll forever be known as tentacle face.

Look, why don't you just skip the school photo this year.

But it's my last chance to be cool.

Plus, I wanted to update my photo

in Galactic Night Masters.com.

Yeah. Oooh, I have an idea.

We just caught the Screaming Tree Weasel,

known enemy to the Kaiju.

Yeah, so? Hayley Okay, well what if

we let it burrow under the suction cup end of the tentacle

and it just like popped it off, huh?

What'd you think?

For only the third time in my life I'm going to say this,

slap that weasel on my forehead! Lie down.

You don't want to hear about the other two times?

Not really. Lie down.

Here you go, Barney.

Uh oh.

Ha, ha, that tickles.

Hold still, it's working.

Ooh!

Calm down, tentacle. Calm down. Heel.

Aye!

Arrghh!

Can you get this thing off me?

Get this thing off me... Oh my...

Felix Get it off! Get it off!

It's biting my ear!

Hayley Felix!

Felix Get it away from my eyes!

Hold still. I'm getting a sedative.

Felix Oh, thank heavens. I'm a wreck.

It's not for you. Felix Help, please help me!

Okay, hold on. Hold on.

Hayley All right.

All right. You're okay.

It's okay. It's all better.

Felix I wouldn't say it's "all better".

Ah, it's okay. You're fine.

Hayley Jake.

This just came in from Dr. Brandenburg's office

at International.

"Too much money on corn dogs."

We've got to get right on this. Ah, no.

Lance was officially retired from the Troop a year ago.

He was never tasked with a special mission.

But... We have to report him, Jake.

He's breaking some major rules here.

He's caught more monsters than all of us combined.

We don't know the whole story here.

Hayley There is a reason you have to retire.

You start losing the ability to fight monsters as you get older.

Have you noticed anything?

Yes, I've noticed he's awesome.

We need to cut him some slack. He's one of us, Hayley.

No, he used to be one of us.

He's not anymore.

So that's it.

You protect the world from... from monsters for four years,

then you turn 19 and it's all over.

How are you suppose to just shut it off an walk away?

He has to move on, Jake. I know it's hard but he's here

under false pretenses and he's interfering with our work.

Let me talk to him.

Hi, Jake. Ready for another try?

Why did you lie to me? What?

You were never authorized to track the Behemoth.

It's time to move on

before you put yourself or someone else in danger.

But this is all I know. What else would I do?

Good question. I brought a few things.

I thought we could try making some candles.

It says on your Troop Grid profile

that you're into candling.

Canoeing. I like canoeing.

Oh, it must have been a typo.

I thought that was a little weird.

I guess now I can stop trying to figure out

what snot boarding is. Lance Yeah.

Look, all I know how to do is this.

Now you try.

Remember what I said. Pull your elbows and breathe.

What?

You should be teaching. That's your future.

You know more about monster hunting than anyone.

You could lead another Troop somewhere.

Look how quickly you improved my shot.

Maybe. Jake Maybe? It's perfect.

I'll get Mr. Stockley to sit down with you.

He can train you. I never really thought

about it but it makes sense. Why not?

Great.

So you'll talk to Mr. Stockley, right?

I guess so, yeah. Okay, and you'll have

to let us take care of the Behemoth.

Look, I just... Jake Lance, it's time.

You're right. Jake Good.

Now you can help me find a receipt

for all this candle stuff.

So, Mr. Stockley says he'll meet you at HQ tomorrow at ten.

Lookin' forward to it.

The more I keep thinking about it, the more I think

it could be a really great thing for me.

Excellent, see you then. All right, see ya.

Jake Hey, Mr. Stockley. How was your meeting with Lance?

He's going to be a great Troop leader, right?

He never showed. I have Felix and Hayley

searching for him right now. I knew it was too much to hope

for a compassionate, energetic and punctual Troop leader.

Those come but once in a generation.

We had a deal. Where could he be?

Hayley I just looked all over the school - no Lance.

One of the Quantum Rays is missing.

Stockley We can't wait any longer.

I'm going to have to contact International.

Are you going to be okay with this?

Stockley Well, they are going to chew me out

about those corn dogs. I meant Jake.

Jake I'm okay. It's the right thing to do.

Hold on.

It's Lance. Where are you?

Lance Jake, you have to get over here, man.

I have the Behemoth trapped in a warehouse.

Jake What? How'd you know where to find it?

Just a hunch. Hurry up.

It's going to be awesome! Wait, Lance.

No! Lance...

He's trapped the Behemoth.

Go. Be safe.

Felix Come on, come on!

Hayley Felix, could you hurry up, already?

Ah, okay.

Go on without me.

Tentacle must not like lasagna.

Jake I smell danger.

Hayley That's just garlic. Come on.

Take the main floor. Head up stairs.

All right, go.

Jake You told me you were going to give this up.

I'm so close, Jake.

This is my monster and I'm going to be the one to take it down.

But you can't. You've grow out

of this, remember?

Hayley Jake, the Behemoth has me trapped.

Ricotta cheese sector - southwest, hurry.

Watch me.

Hayley Ugh!

Jake Hayley! Hayley Jake, watch out!

Jake, no!

You have to hit it's power center to kill it

otherwise you'll just... Just what?

Lance Make it mad.

Jake Run!

What are you doing? Puttin' on my blindfold.

You're not still going to shoot it?

I need to do this, Jake. No!

I can't trust you.

You only have one shot at this before it rips us to shreds.

Okay, remember what I taught you.

Keep your elbows in and breathe.

You're only going to have two seconds so make it count.

I hope I'm a good teacher.

You did it! Thank you, hah.

Sorry I had to take your shot.

Are you okay?

Not really, but I will be.

Nice work, you guys.

That was a close one.

Well, Mr. Stockley just radioed in.

He talked to International.

Really? He did? Hayley Yeah.

And apparently, there's a new advisor spot open

for the Troop Buenos Aries.

If you're interested, he said he'd train you himself.

What'd you think?

Tell him about the free corn dogs.

Oh, and he said to tell you about...

Ah, yeah. I heard him.

Tell him I said ah, yeah, thanks.

Felix Hey guys, check it out. It finally fell off.

I'm free.

Nothing could stop me from taking a cool picture now.