Original subtitles

Tracker says the monster's here.

It's too crowded.

We'll never be able to find anything.

Except a cavalcade of savings.

Remember the Evolvosaurus turns into

the last living thing it touches.

So it could be anyone.

Alright Evolvosaurus, justice is served.

This is going to be sweet.

Ha!

[screams] Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

How dare you?!!!!

Ow!!!!!!!

Not sweet!

Not sweet!!!!!

Forget the Tracker, I've gotta use my gut.

If I was gonna hide in this crowd, who would I be...?

Target acquired!

That kid?

Eat plasma beams, monster!

Jake are you sure?

[Laser fire]

Jake, shouldn't he be morphing into a monster?

Yeah.

He will be.

Any second now.

Get the snark ready, here it comes.

In 3, 2, 1.

Um, in 50, 49, 48...

[laser fire]

Good work, Jake.

How'd you know?

Instincts.

Good call, man.

It would be pretty embarrassing to get it wrong.

I am not done with you.

Thisisanangry oldlady!!!!

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[fart sounds]

Something wrong, Jake?

You know, aside from the smell of the Gleegor.

It's Hayley.

[loud fart sound]

Is that snoring?

Tell me that's snoring.

Not snoring.

So, what about Hayley?

I don't know how to get to the next level with her.

I want to, but I'm afraid I'll damage our friendship.

That's why I never date anyone I actually like.

Look, you're putting too much pressure on this.

Don't need to ask her out.

Just tell her you're going to be a certain place

at a certain time, then very casually tell her

you're more than welcome to hang out

And then you just hang out.

And do what?

Hang.

Just Hang.

Trust me, pretty soon you're a couple

and no one will even know how it happened.

I actually went steady with Amy Robinson for three years,

and nobody knew about it.

Not even Amy.

[loud fart sounds]

Is the Gleegor snoring?

(Both): No!

Good news.

International has scheduled a Level 10 Monster Transfer

for this evening

but be careful the Evolvosaurus is super conniving.

Whatever you do, don't touch it.

Right. I'm on it.

[loud fart sounds]

Just Jake.

Why just Jake?

Kirby, you're a great Trooper in almost every other way,

but you're fighting skills are lacking.

Please, I'm the toughest in the group.

Aside from Jake.

And Hayley.

Okay, I'm a solid third.

Okay, tough stuff, that Gleegor is a two and a half foot blob

of inert goo.

Think you can take it?

Puh-leeze.

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Okay, my fighting skills need fine tuning.

Get ready to be tuned.

We've called in a combat trainer from International:

The Hammer.

The Hammer?

There is no one better.

Swamp him out boys!

The Hammer beat me mercilessly for weeks.

Brutally attacking me over and over again.

Turning up where I least expected it.

No rest, only endless pain and humiliation.

You'll have a good time.

Yeah.

[continuous fart sounds]

[rock music] ***

[rock music] ***

[rock music] ***

[rock music] ***

[rock music] ***

[applause]

You guys rocked it.

Hand out these flyers.

so we can have a huge audience tonight.

I will see you guys then.

Great job, Hayley.

You know I complained in the beginning,

but I am really glad I'm doing this.

I knew you'd be a natural.

Did you have any training?

Just a lifetime of being chased by the deadliest monsters

in the known universe.

And a year of tap.

Nice job, ladies.

Hayley, I have something to ask you.

Something important.

Yet, very casual, but still important.

Wow, this sounds big.

It is.

Hayley, I'm going to be at Hannigan's later

just hanging out.

And?

That's it.

Hanging out.

That's what you wanted to ask me.

It's not even a question.

It isn't?

No, it's not.

Right.

Well, Hayley, you could hang out.

If you want or not.

It's your call.

No pressure.

You are asking me if I maybe want to hang out

at Hannigan's with you?

Yes.

This is so romantic... I think.

So what's your answer?

I guess.

Maybe.

The monster transfer team will be here soon.

They're gonna open the portal there.

[loud sonic sound]

What's that?

We've got a visitor.

The Hammer is coming down.

[loud sonic sound]

Prepare yourself.

[loud sonic sound]

[laughs]

Mr. Stockley, that's my trainer?

She's just a little... ...girl.

[girly scream] Ahhh!

Kirby, this is the Hammer.

Shyla Hammer.

Nice to meet you.

Listen, I really appreciate you stopping by,

but I don't think I need your help.

No offense.

None taken.

I'll make you a deal,

if you can stop this hand,

I'll give you your combat certificate and go home.

Stop your hand, that's all?

I'm going to take my right hand,

then grab your left foot and throw you hard to the ground,

completely disabling you.

All you have to do is get out of the way.

Think you can handle that?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I can handle--

Whaaa!!!!!

Hey, Hammer good to see you.

Gotta do my cell check.

Kirby.

Take care, Hayley.

[moaning]

We have a problem in sector D, Level 72.

The Evolvosaurus.

Hayley!

Don't let the Evolvo touch you!

Alright?

(Hoarse voice): Alright.

Wow, that was a close one.

I'm glad that monster is being sent back tonight.

Back tonight.

This is the third time you fell for the snare trap.

I see a candy bar inside a spring loaded piece of rope

and I pick it up.

My only crime is being human.

I'm coming after you, Kirby.

You'll never know when and you may not know where,

but I'm coming after you.

I'm not scared.

Okay, I'll be honest.

I'm a little scared.

Hayley, you sure you're okay?

You're kinda acting strange.

(Hoarse voice): Hayley, not strange!

Hayley same as always!

Good enough for me.

(PDA): Algebra class.

Aaaah!!!!!!!!

What that?!

It's your PDA?

Your whole life is on that thing.

Hayley life on PDA.

Hayley is normal, human.

Cool.

See you at Hannigan's.

For some hanging out.

Here, Hayley, I made you cupcakes.

Cupcakes!

Well, see you later.

Hayley...whoa!!!

[grunts]

I've been thinking, I don't think I can go through

with the dance recital tonight.

Dance recital?

Just not used to being in front of people.

I'm used to hiding.

I can see you're nervous too.

Please don't be disappointed in me.

Disappointed?

I knew you'd do this to me.

I knew you'd guilt me into doing the show--

make me feel like I'm abandoning everyone.

Abandoning?

Fine! I'll do it!!!!

Stop pestering me.

(PDA):WishKimmy, HappyBirthday!

Kimmy!!!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!

(PDA): Report due in Biology!

Algebra class, bring flowers for Mr. Carlton's retirement class.

Aw!

Come on, man!

Kirby?

Yah!!!!

Don't do that to me.

I just wanted to say thank you.

Hayley and I have a super casual agreement

to hang at Hannigan's later.

Oh, you're trying to avoid the Hammer, aren't you?

Yeah, she's been "training me" all day.

She sends me out, tracks me down and then she attacks me.

It's been brutal.

I know.

I went on a trip to the Grand Canyon

and she hid inside a donkey.

Don't ask me where.

Good luck and thanks.

Ahhh!!

[grunts]

Sorry.

But it's your own fault.

Very lifelike.

Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!

You have to be ready at any time!

If I were an AquaBat, you'd be dead right now!

I'm not dead?

Just remember-- I could be anywhere.

And with me comes my death blow!

So, then, Courtney's like, Marta says Shawn

is taking her to Todd's party.

So you like Shawn, but Shawn like Marta?

Aaargh!!!!! Teenage life so confusing!

Make head hurt.

It's really simple, how do I make Andy ask me out

so I can kiss him in front of Shawn and Marta?

Hayley only walk with you for more cupcakes.

No cupcakes, no talk!

Well, then you have become officially stuck up.

Hayley not stuck up.

...I think.

You okay there, champ?

I'm just expecting Hayley.

We were supposed to hang out together.

Sounds serious.

Yeah, well no.

I'm keeping it super casual.

You can sit with me while you wait.

I don't think that would send the right message.

So, it's that kind of super casual hang out, huh?

Yeah, I guess.

I just don't want anything to mess up our friendship.

Like telling her you like her.

Yeah.

You are such an idiot.

Maybe.

But I'm a starving idiot.

I hope she gets here soon.

Air fries.

You're the best.

I know.

Ketchup?

Yeah!

No!

(Hayley'sVoice):Wow, Ineedamakeover.

* Booty, booty, buttquake

Come on, Mr. Stockley,

would you look at how clean this cell is!

Look at the straw!

Look at the pile of...

No ordinary monster would keep her cell this tidy.

Come on, you could figure this out, please!

Okay, Evolvosaurus, get ready,

your transfer back to the monster dimension

is in four hours.

Wait!

Turn around!

Exactly.

Something's not right.

Comeoverhere andreadthis.

I knew it!

Yes, I'm saved.

[laughs]

Hey wait!

Leftovers!

Oh, man, Mr. Stockley wait, come back!

Please!

Hey, Kirby, you okay?

No, I am not okay.

I've got a 14 year old girl wailing on me.

The Hammer's relentless.

I came here so I can finally relax.

Take a break.

Don't worry.

You'll look back at this and laugh.

When?

When your ribs start to heal.

Unless you find a way to defeat her,

this'll never end.

Stop playing her game and play yours.

Okay.

Take her out.

Kirby style.

Thanks.

How'd the super casual date go?

She didn't show.

That's even more casual than I thought.

Sorry.

I guess it's lucky you know how she feels now

without damaging the friendship.

Yeah, I feel pretty lucky.

Look at the cute little baby!!

Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!

Never let your guard down!

That's it!

I'm not letting you win this one!

You'e stuck in that carriage and I have the advantage.

I'm going to fight you Kirby style.

Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah!

Let's go, Yvonne.

Time for my nap.

Jokes on you, man!

I love my spaghetti!!

No, I don't.

Okay, let's put this one in with the other monsters.

Okay, this is an Evolvosauraus,

so I want Level 10 Security Procedure.

They're sending me to the monster dimension.

I'm doomed.

Well, that's the last of them.

You hear that?

[muffled singing]

You ever seen that before?

Monsters sitting around making crafts

and singing camp songs?

No.

That's odd.

That's very odd.

Ahhhh!!!!

I'm sensitive right now!

Gotcha.

Ahhhh!!!!!!

Gotcha!

Hologram.

Impressive.

You still need to work on your fighting skills,

but you have mastered the most important lesson:

overcoming your weakness with your strengths.

My good looks?

No.

My animal magnetism?

No.

My charm?

Mind.

Oh, right.

Right, right.

This is for you.

Awesome!

A combat training certificate.

Thank you.

This means so much to me.

Don't get comfortable.

Kirby, Jake, report to the Multi purpose Room stat!

Hayley may not be who we think she is.

Excuse me.

And if I'm right, the monster that looks like

the Evolvosaurus is Hayley.

And so Hayley is the Evolvosaurus!

That's great news!

It is?

It means Hayley didn't stand me up...

the monster did.

[applause]

How can we be sure that Hayley is the monster?

[rock music] ***

I'd say that's a pretty good sign.

[rock music] ***

That's the Evolvosaurus:

one of the most treacherous creatures in the universe.

And a pretty lousy dancer.

Let me call the Disposal Team

and tell them they have Hayley in their truck.

That monster ruined my date.

Let's take it down.

We can't touch it.

How can we capture it?

We should bring down the curtain.

And I think the audience would agree.

[laser fire]

I can explain.

I think the bad dancing speaks for itself.

Show's over!!!!

[cheers and applause]

Kirby, could you give me a hand here!

The Disposal Team's not answering their WatchComs.

You've gotta get to them before they send Hayley

into the monster zone.

Come on!

Excuse me!

Pardon me.

Now it's the Evolvosaurus's turn.

[grunts]

Almost home.

Stop!

This is not a monster.

This is my super casual friend

with the possibility of a relationship!

It is?

The real monster is in that truck!

Not me!

She's in the back of the truck.

Yeah, that's what I meant.

Sorry, I was vague.

We just have to figure out a way to get it to switch back.

Raaargh!!!!!!

No force!

I switch!

Teenage life too hard!!!

Let it go.

It was so happy to go back.

it really hated being you.

So, the "possibility of a relationship?"

Really?

Who said that?