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[bell ringing]

Monster attack in progress.

Do we know what kind of monster it is?

Not yet.

Mrs. Pumple thinks this keeps kids from asking

to use the bathroom, but it actually encourages it.

It's always there.

Gently reminding you.

Troop Grid having a hard time locking in on the monster.

Not sure why.

We better move fast.

You look nice.

Thanks.

I've got to give a TV interview about tomorrow's unveiling

of the Principal Nuss memorial statue.

I thought that was last month.

No, last month was the Nuss Memorial Falafel Machine

in the cafeteria.

Wait, that's Nuss?

Then, who's face have I been drinking out of?

[burp]

That's Nuss too.

That's a lotta Nuss.

His ego gets fed and I get another recommendation

for the Over Achiever's Society?"

Are you already in the over achievers society.

Never hurts to get another recommendation

College app gold.

Whoa!!!

Jake, help me!!!!

Can't get a good shot.

Me neither.

Jake!!!!!

Hold on, Haley!

[struggling grunts]

Wow, it took out the whole Alfred J. Nuss memorial

bank of lockers.

Is there anything you won't put that guy's name on?

Wait, one of those was my locker!

And my lunch was in there!

Where is it?

Where is it?

Let it go.

Jake it's fine, it's fine, it's okay.

♪

♪

♪

♪

It's in the Atrium after all.

Man, this thing moves fast.

Hit it before it disappears down its hole.

Too late.

It's all gone: the algebra books, the abacus,

the surprise midterms.

I'm beginning to love this monster.

Shoot.

I'm late for my TV interview.

Jake,

Snark 'em up.

I'll be back quick as I can.

Any idea what we're dealing with?

Definitely a burrower.

And a hoarder.

Not a fan of algebra.

Could be...one of 30 different kinds of monster.

Hayley, you're late!!

Head's up, Mr. Spezza's seriously ticked.

I'm seriously ticked!

Called it.

I'm sorry, Mr. Spezza.

Well, to make up for it, by planning a Spezza statue.

[laughter]

I'm serious.

We're live in five seconds.

Good luck.

Thanks.

I'm here at Lakewood High with brown-nosing student,

Hayley Steele, to talk about tomorrow's--

[ground rumbling]

What's going on?

Earthquake!!

[ground rumbling]

Did you see what just happened?

Uh... Where did the statue go?

Uh...it...it's a practical joke.

Burn!

Funny, right?

Funny?

No seriously, Hayley.

What really happened to the statue?

I told you. It's a gag.

Gags? You?

Doesn't add up.

What?

I'm funny.

Right?

Things have taken an odd turn as unfunny sophomore,

Hayley Steele, seems to be covering the truth

behind the missing statue.

That's not true.

I'm very funny.

Right, Mr. Spezza, tell her.

Not funny now.

Never have been.

Now where's the statue?

I am--

It doesn't seem like we're getting much

from humorless Hayley Steele.

But I'll check back in with you, Bob, as we learn more.

Let's get outta here.

Come back!

Guys!

I'm just bursting with funny.

I'm funny!!!!!!

That's five attacks in three hours,

including Mrs. Gavin's

improvisational Shakespeare class.

Make it six.

The monster attacked the Nuss statue.

And you will not believe what happened next:

Mr. Spezza told me I'm not funny.

Wow?

I know, right?

Me not funny?

I'm sorry, is this the part you thought we wouldn't believe?

Oh, come on you guys.

My impression of Patrick Starfish

as a wizard at Hogwarts

had people rolling on the floor laughing.

Yeah...

we didn't want to tell you,

but there was a piece of toilet paper

sticking out of your skirt.

It just kept blowing in the wind every time you turned around.

Like a butt cape.

[laughing]

I know in my heart, I'm funny.

I remember one thing you do that's funny.

Oh, yeah?

What?

That crazy, hyped-up character that has to get all A's.

Cracks me up every time.

Not a character.

Still funny.

I'll show you who's funny.

I swear on my own grave,

I'm going to take things less seriously.

You sure that's not a character?

[Computer]: Analysis complete.

Uh-oh.

I was hoping this wouldn't be the case.

A flaying Pincher Nole.

I should have known.

"Pincher'?

That sounds painful.

Pinch as in 'steal' not pinch.

The Flaying Pincher Mole steals random items

to build a nest for its baby Moles.

And once it's done, it looks for food.

It'll scarf down half the students if we don't stop it.

What a horrible way to go.

Better than pinching.

How do we find this thing?

The only way to its lair is through its ventilation tunnel.

It's nearly impossible to find.

You'll need help.

You're gonna need something with the greatest sense of smell

in any known dimension.

Oh no, No way.

I'm afraid it's your only chance.

What are you guys talking about?

Not what.

Who?

The Sniffer.

What's a sniffer?

[Computer voice]: Basement level.

Monster containment Floor 97.

Proceed with extreme caution.

Stay frosty.

Only the worst of the worst are gonna be here.

It's crazy.

I didn't even know we went 97 levels down.

Okay, now we go.

Careful.

You can never be too prepared

for what you are about to encounter.

Hey guys!

Guess what I'm hiding in my butt.

I'll give you a hint,

there are three correct answers.

This is the dreaded Sniffer?

He doesn't look too scary.

Dreaded not because he's dangerous,

but because he's --

[snorts]

The most annoying creature in existence.

Watch your mouth!!

You need my help, okay?

I can smell your desperation.

You, I could smell when you stepped off the elevator.

Mentholated lip balm, please.

I'm impressed!

You can tell that just by...

You know what?

Keep it.

Thanks.

Watch the tail.

Watch the tail!

Sniffer, we're here to offer you your freedom

all you have to do is help us find the Flaying Pincher Mole.

Of course I'll help.

We'll be like best buds!

We'll hang out,

tell stories like the time when I was covered

with Trogleeun snot--

Hey, Hey! Let's go already.

Wait, I wanted to hear the snot story.

Hey, when can I have a blaster of my own?

Never.

All you've got to do is find the ventilation tunnel

to the mole's lair.

We'll take care of the rest.

Will you please stand still?

Sorry, I'd forgotten the joyous smells up here.

Barf-away vomit cleanser, sweaty gym socks and...

teen angst, which smells a lot like sweaty gym socks.

Just remember to keep your tail in your pants.

Okay, you're done.

He'll totally blend in.

This is cool.

Give me that.

A polo outfit?

Really?

It's my old one.

Plus it's the only clothes I could fine that would fit him.

Okay, Sniffer, you're ready to get started?

Hey, where did he go?

[sniffs]

Cinnamon oatmeal?!

Someone's Mom loves him at breakfast time.

Oooh.

I want one of these.

Look at the lights.

I can have it, right?

Can I have it now?

[snorts]

Sorry about that.

Buy yourself a new phone.

[snorts]

You're not just here to have fun.

You're here to do a job.

So would you please just do it?

If you really want my help,

you're gonna need to feed the beast.

Cause I'm starving.

First, I was shocked, then I was impressed,

now I'm just disgusted.

Hey, I smell Blood Thrasher and cheap perfume.

It's not cheap!

It was on sale!

Ugh, you brought a Sniffer up here?

Keep it away from me.

And if you say "Blood Thrasher" again,

I'll eat you whole.

Message received.

She's great.

Terrifying, but good folks.

[honks]

Hello everyone, can I have your detention?

Oops, I meant to say attention.

Hope I didn't scare any of you.

Oh, no.

How can we stop this?

Maybe a freeze ray.

How about this cafeteria, huh?

I poured ketchup on some cardboard once.

My mom called it a mess.

Here, they call it lasagna.

[laughter]

Am I right?

[laughter]

What, what's wrong?

Are you okay?

Comedy is physically painful for me.

Because you're half monster.

No.

Because you're terrible.

You talk my heart and you crushed it, crushed it!!!!!

Don't worry, guys, I'll be back later with much more.

She's hilarious.

See?

He knows funny.

[laughs]

Hey Sniffer, what do you think of this?

[keys jingling]

[laughter]

I don't know how you guys do it.

There's been another attack, guys.

This time it's taken a student.

Right.

Let's go.

You'll forget everything you saw here.

But you will remember how funny I am.

Very, very funny.

The Pincher Mole attacked the cheerleaders

and took the mascot.

This tells us two things:

One, it has begun to feed its young.

Two, job opening on the pep squad!

One time!

Snarked the cheerleaders!

Really?

What?

Okay.

I admit it.

Nobody thinks I'm funny and I just don't understand it.

Comedy isn't about funny clothes and wigs.

I got it!

I got it, I got it!!!!

You know how to find the Mole's ventilation tunnel?

No.

The reason nobody's found me funny

is that I haven't been using my natural comedic gift:

Pranks.

Keep me posted on the Mole.

And be ready to laugh, you guys!

Be ready to laugh.

This is ridiculous.

Some people have no idea how they look to others.

So, what do you guys wanna do now?

Find the ventilation tunnel!

That's what you're here to do!

Of course, I'm gonna find the Mole,

but I thought we could make a day out of it.

You don't wanna rush what we have here--

It's so special.

♪ Jake, Kirby and the Sni-i-ffer, ♪

♪ we're the best of buds..."

Come on! Everybody join!

This isn't working.

What are you doing?

I'm about to prove once and for all I'm funny.

I don't think that's provable.

Watch and laugh.

[laughter]

Not good.

Mr. Spezza!

Ahhhh!!!!

Not funny, but thumbs up on going bad girl.

I think he's okay, don't you?

Please, please, please don't put me back in there.

I can help you.

Help us?

You've been stalling the entire time.

Okay, maybe a little.

But I promise, from now on-- all business!

[snorts]

The Mole's about to attack.

Now you're just lying.

Let's not make this harder than it has to be.

Seriously. It's coming!

It's right behind you, you're in real danger.

Ooo, I'm scared.

It's really coming this time...

So, it's a terrible idea

for me to kick my blaster across the room--

leaving me completely--

Jake, he's telling the truth!

[roars]

Uh-oh!

Help!

Come on, guys, help!!

Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not a pro, but it doesn't seem smart to kick away

your blaster when the Mole's attacking.

Right?

Okay, so I was stalling.

But I knew that if I brought you to the Mole,

the fun would end!

And I love, love, love hanging with you guys--

Clamp your trap and find the ventilation tunnel

because the school basement is really gross.

We're getting there.

You were right.

Not funny at all.

[snorts]

Oh, here it is.

Ta-da!

I should have known.

Janitorial supplies.

Pincher Moles love the fresh scent of toilet cakes.

But who doesn't, right?

Thank you?

Can I get a 'thank you'?

I only lead you right to the doorstep of your monster.

And that's why you're going down first.

To help us find Jake and the rest of the students.

[snorts]

I don't know.

I'm getting a lot of smells from down there.

[snorts]

Sugar Snap cereal,

[snorts]

foot fungus,

[snorts]

wait... mentholated lip balm.

Got him.

Jake.

Jake, Jake!

Jake, Jake!

Echo.

Echo.

We'll find him.

He'll be okay.

Unless the baby Moles have already started eating him,

then we might find a really nasty puddle of--

Oh. I'm sure he's fine.

Over here!

Is that him?

School mascot.

Help us, please.

Before that thing comes back.

But I have to warn you,

you'll to need something more powerful than school spirit.

It's not afraid of anything.

I said, " Go Wombats" and it still kept eating my foot off.

Have any of you seen Jake Collins?

No, sorry.

Find him!!

Have you ever heard the expression

you can catch more flies with honey'?

Except instead of honey, hamster hair.

But not in tea.

In tea, you use gerbil hair.

And there he is.

I'll take that hamster hair now.

Thank goodness.

Are you okay?

[roars]

That thing is not so big.

This thing will go down easy, right?

No doubt.

Just wait for a clear shot.

Watch out!

[laser fire]

Could this be any worse?

There's only one thing left to do, sing.

♪ "Jake, Kirby and the--" ♪

Shut up!

Right.

Jake, my blaster is right by your foot!

Can you reach it?

[roars]

[laser fire]

I love you guys!

Do you smell that?

It's me.

Get me out, get me out!

Jake...

Boy, the monsters on the other side are going to be

so excited to see me.

But it's hard, I'm going to miss you guys too.

You'll forget all about us, hanging in your monster world

with the rest of the Sniffers, sipping gerbil hair tea.

True, true.

But in all my travels throughout all my life,

I will always remember you three: Jake, the Brave.

Kirby, the heart.

And Hayley, the Humorless.

[laughs]

It's not very funny.

Good-bye, my friends.

Good-bye.

You know, I might actually kind of miss him...

like the way I miss having chicken pox.

Guess what, guys?

I'm back.

Funny thing, they apparently don't want me over there.

Okay, well they need to want you.

You're one of them.

Good-bye, good luck.

No!

Alright, come on!

That was a close one.

The portal's about to close.

See!

They seem to be pretty clear about not wanting me

to go back.

It's a joke, it's a joke.

You tell them that.

Never mind.

It's like we're meant to be.

[All]: Ah!!

Party in HQ tonight.

First thing's first,

what kind of frog do you like to lick?

I'm buying.

I picked up your congratulations Nuss cake,

plaque, and the balloons are on the way.

You sure it's all worth it.

Just for the Over Achiever's Club?

Don't push it.

May I have everyone's attention please!

Welcome to the dedication of

the Principal Nuss memorial statue

Great day for a ceremony, huh?

Yeah, wait, where's Sniffs-a-lot?

Great news,

there was a massive Mole attack in Amsterdam.

Hundreds of people missing.

And...I sent the Dutch Troop the perfect solution

to their problem.

You sent the Sniffer to Amsterdam?

Without further adieu

...with great honor I present

the Principal Nuss memorial statue.

[applause]

That's all I could save of it.

[laughter]

Well, lookee here.

It seems as though somebody owes me an apology.

Apparently I'm crazy funny.

That's accidental comedy.

Doesn't count.

I'm afraid he's right.

Accidental or not, I'm funny.

I know it and you know it.

I'm really, really funny!

[laughter]

Now that's funny.

See?

Totally funny, right?

Told ya!

[laughter]