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Hayley >> What's with the broom?

Jake >> You said we were hunting some wasp.

Felix >> It's a Vespinox. You can't catch it

with that thing. Jake >> We'll just see.

At home, I'm kind of the wasp guy.

Somebody sees a wasp or bee, they call me.

What?

>> Jake... Felix >> You might wanna...

>> I'm gonna need a bigger broom.

>> Okay, seriously, I'm not getting stung.

I'm allergic to bees and wasps. >> I'm pretty sure everyone

is allergic to a four foot stinger stuck in their chest.

Come get some!

>> Get ready to be swept off your feet.

It made more sense with the broom.

I had this whole thing worked out where...

Felix >> Take him out. >> Right.

Oh, okay, who forgot to charge the freeze ray?

>> I had to charge my phone.

>> Get down!

>> Not the pulse cannon!

>> Not the what?

>> And that's why we use a broom.

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>> The guy with the broom ain't looking so stupid now, is he?

Felix >> Take at look at this.

Now we know why the Vespinox was flying so low.

>> It was protecting its eggs.

>> So, we make a big omelet and go home.

Problem solved. Hayley >> You have to be careful

with Vespinox eggs. You have to contain them

before they hatch or they can invade a human host.

Felix >> Didn't you watch the download we sent of the Vespinox

hatching from a human? >> No, thanks.

I once saw a video of my Aunt Faye giving birth to my cousin.

Sometimes it's all I see when I close my eyes.

>> Look, you guys have to get these back to HQ

and contain them.

>> "You guys"?

Wait. Where are you going?

>> Cheerleading practice. And I'm late...again.

And Roxanne, the head cheerleader,

has been all over me for my commitment to the team.

Jake >> Hah! >> Commitment?

You're always leaving us with the hard work.

Don't you think I have friends to meet?

All right, I couldn't even convince myself with that one.

Go ahead. >> Thanks.

Felix >> Cheerleaders. What's the point?

They're not even part of the event.

All they do is cheer for the guys who are doing all the work.

>> Totally. Just imagine a bunch of girls

in skirts jumping up and down cheering us as we hunt monsters.

So stupid. >> Totally stupid.

Roxanne >> ...two, three, four, five, six, seven...nice girls.

Oh, look who decided to show up. >> Roxanne, I am so sorry...

>> What happened to your hair? Hayley, you're a mess.

You're supposed to be representing Lakewood Spirit.

>> I know, but look, I had... >> Do you even have

anything to say for yourself?

>> Your hair looks really good.

I mean, really good.

>> Very clever.

You'll get away with it this time.

Get in formation.

But, you're walking on thin ice.

All right girls. Simple pyramid.

>> Dude, you got black goo coming out of your nose.

>> What?

I mentioned how great your hair looks today, right?

Jake >> Wow. Why so fancy?

>> What if I were to tell you I had a date tonight?

Felix >> I'd say you were lying. >> And you'd be right.

Tonight is my 20th Troop reunion.

Back in the day, we were the best monster hunters

of our time. And the best break-dancers.

Break-dance club was our cover.

Now that's Ted, aka Sir Smooth.

And Jeffrey, aka Sir Pop 'n' Lock and I was Sir Flash.

We were the Knights of the Everlasting Funk.

Pow!

Whoo hup!

Boo! Felix >> Sweet!

And those are some cool looking pulse blasters.

>> Those are cell phones. They were pretty big back then.

Felix >> Oh.

Stockley >> Hey, how'd practice go?

>> I dropped the head cheerleader.

Felix >> That's allowed? I should have gone out for that.

>> That's not funny, all right.

I could get kicked out and I have to think of something

that will get me in good with the squad.

>> Hayley should have a cheerleader sleep over party.

>> That's a great idea, Jake. You solved it.

>> Solved what?

Sometimes I say my daydreams out loud.

Like the other day, I was thinking,

"What if my hair could talk?" Stockley >> Fellows.

We got a problem.

Felix >> One of the larva

got out. >> Where is it?

Is it here? >> It can't be.

They've been in the containment vessel this whole time.

We better head back to the site before someone gets invaded.

Hayley >> Hey, you guys. >> Hi!

>> Oh, you look awesome! >> Thanks.

>> You are so welcome. I love the earrings.

>> Thanks. Hayley >> Hey, cute shirt.

>> Thanks. >> You're welcome.

Hey, cute purse. >> Hi, it's a mega bag.

Um, anyway, ha, I certainly hope this is better

than Chrissy's slumber party last year.

>> Chrissy's? >> She's the girl you replaced.

>> And her party was bad? >> Terrible.

I'm surprised you don't know her.

You two have, like, a lot in common.

>> So, what's she up to now?

>> Band.

>> Oh, well, then let's make sure this is an awesome party!

>> We'll see.

Hayley >> Well, everyone, thank you so much for coming.

I really want to have this slumber party

so that way we can get a chance...

This is fun!

Felix >> The scope detects: gum, gum,

dead frog in gum, dog pooh...

>> You don't have to say everything out loud.

And our trail ends here.

Red and gold. School colours.

They look like pompom sheddings.

>> Oh no. The larva must've crawled

into the pompoms and then the cheerleaders took them away.

>> So the Vespinox planted itself

in one of the cheerleaders.

>> And they're all at Hayley's party right now.

>> We've gotta get over there. In eight hours,

one of those cheerleaders is going to hatch a Vespinox.

>> We can't go over there. They're not going to let

a couple of dudes into their party.

>> No, they won't.

Roxanne >> Who's this, Hayley? >> These are my...

>> Her cousins. I'm Jane.

>> And I'm Felice.

What's the haps, girlfriends?

>> I love your purse. >> Oh, thank you and...Ah!

I love your earrings.

They were so Hillary Duff before she got all grumpy.

And after she got black hair, blond hair, black hair...

>> Felice! Ha, um...

why don't you and Jane go into the kitchen and get yourselves

something to drink, hm? I'll be right behind you.

>> Okay, uh, BRB TTYL.

>> They're from out of town. Ha ha ha.

>> Take it down a notch, would ya?

>> You're just jealous because she thought my purse was hot.

>> What do you think you guys are doing?

>> We think one of the girls here is invaded by the Vespinox.

>> We found some pompoms at the end of the larva trail

and then it stopped. Jake >> If we don't find

which cheerleader is the host within the next few hours,

your party could turn into a Vespinox feeding.

>> I'm listening.

>> The list of symptoms the host may show are: drastic mood

swings, giggling, playing with the hair, over-eating.

>> So, basically every girl at a slumber party.

>> Which is why we need you to collect sweat samples.

>> That wasn't on my list of activities.

Jake >> It's the only way we can check for Vespinox secretions.

Okay, I just grossed myself out.

>> So go to it, Hayley. Collect sweat like the wind.

>> How am I even supposed to do that?

Jake >> Well, let's make them sweat.

How about a pillow fight? Hayley >> Ha, how about not.

Oh, I could set up my 'Dance Party Paranoia' video game.

>> So it's settled. Pillow fight.

>> Ha, now you need to listen to me.

If you guys mess up this party for me and I get booted from

the team, you will both pay. Got it?

>> Fine. >> Now just one question.

Who did your eyeliner? Did you do it yourself?

Because it just amazing. >> The trick is

to open your mouth when you apply it...

that way the eyes... >> Can we do this, ladies?