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(大阪)
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你好!
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我是午餐时间到三点的乔纳森斯!
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小短剧:《我的伞就是你的伞》
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下雨了啊!还好我有带伞
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店长
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嗨,山女小姐!
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辛苦了!
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我先下班啰,之后麻烦你了
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店长! -什么?
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那是我的伞喔
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不…这是我的伞吧?
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我记得刚刚我把它放在伞架上啊
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可以借我看看吗? -什么?
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你在干嘛?
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这是我的伞没错
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你是缉毒犬吗!
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怎么可能闻昧道就知道啊!
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这真的是我的伞啦!
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才不是,就说是我的伞了
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是我的伞!
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就说是我的伞啊!
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把它打开就知道是谁的了
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LOVE、LOVE、我爱你
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鸡皮疙瘩!
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这是什么啊!好恶心!
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对着电车爱的告白嘛!
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「我好喜欢你啊!」
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这种时候拿出来用的吗?
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太恶心了!
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看来这是店长的伞
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是你的伞啦! -才不是勒!
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是你的伞啦! -才不是勒!
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我知道了!
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一起撑这把伞回家吧?
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这是传说中的…
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爱情伞
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谢谢大家
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好的,谢谢乔纳森斯!
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完全没人笑啊
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不要再做这个角色了
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下一次要演什么角色好呢?
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接下来,大家久等了
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搞笑界万众瞩目的新星
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「人肉战车」!欢迎!
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大家好!我们是人肉战车!
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谢谢大家!!!
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佐藤、佐藤、客人在这边!
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屁股对着大家很失礼耶!
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比起屁股…
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我的脸面对大家比较失礼吧!
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也太丑!
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你的脸怎么可以这么丑啊!
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太失礼了吧!
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呜哇!变得更丑了!
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不是吧,这是我原本的脸啊!
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咦!?
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啊,真的耶,原来是真的!
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我不行了,我们解散吧
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解散?
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刚好十年了
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没办法再继续下去了
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要继承工厂吗?
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我不会回老家的
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说不回老家
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不当搞笑艺人之后要怎么办?
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松P来问我要不要去当节目编剧
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什么?
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那我该怎么办呢?
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又不会写段子
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又不可能单飞自己当搞笑艺人
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没问题的
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你想做的话一定办得到
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中井…
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不会吧…
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哇!来了!
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借过、借过
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好的,不好意思喔!
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只能一下喔、我们赶时间
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不好意思
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我觉得很有趣
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哪里有趣?完全冷场吧?
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我很喜欢喔
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装傻跟吐槽逆转的时候
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你真是有点奇怪耶
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我常常被这样说
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虽然我也常常被这样说
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你没有带伞吗?
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因为没看天气预报就出门了…
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用这个吧
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但是,这个是…
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已经用不到了
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什么?
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(化妆百科)
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(电视节目录像化妆助理募集)
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(堺市的专业级年轻新秀!)
(2010年也活跃演出中!)
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(山女&大佐)
(乔纳森斯)
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(我爱你)
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(京阪电视台)
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那个…
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不好意思!
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有什么事吗?
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我是小圾梓,有打电话…
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是小圾小姐吗?
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不好意思,刚刚正在忙
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现在还没忙完耶
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那我再另外找时间拜访
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等一下
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你可以从今天开始上班吗?
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现在?
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「传说中的真相」!下礼拜见!
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好的!现在开始休息!
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谢谢!谢谢!
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刚刚真是太棒了! -谢谢
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要去休息室啰!
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你说的没错!
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这个部份我一定会改善
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是的,局长,我明了了
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好的!我先挂电话了
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真的不好意思
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什么?这么严重吗?
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很严重啊!没在开玩笑的!
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给我搞清楚状况啊你!
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这期要是收视率不好
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节目停播该怎么办?
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就失业了啊!
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死定了 -要停播是真的吗?
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你这样很危险啊
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辛苦了
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辛苦了
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咦?你们不是解散了吗?
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我们为了这件事来跟您打声招呼的
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解散之后中井还过得去
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倒是你,山女
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你有办法自己当搞笑艺人吗?
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这家伙,就麻烦您了!
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他什么都可以做
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什么都可以吗? -没错
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我知道了!
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我等下有个会议
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中井你也一起来露个脸
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好的! -走吧
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喂!喂!
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山女你也过来啦!过来!
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我去问一下明天的事情
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你先在这里等着
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好的
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(潜入摩铁废墟)
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结束了吗? -是
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这些企划还真敢提出来啊!
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这是什么?你们认真的吗?
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这个跟那个
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还有那个也是都很老套耶!
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都是早就用过的梗了耶
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你们能不能提出认真的企划啊?
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这样下去节目真的就要没了喔!
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好的! -是的!
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有一件事是从认识的艺人
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那边打听来的消息
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什么?
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对方自从搬家之后手机都打不通
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他还找去对方的房间之后发现…
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喂!
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在家吗?
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听说对方辞去了搞笑艺人的工作
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回老家去了
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他搬去的那个房间
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据说是凶宅的样子
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喔!我知道凶宅是那个对吧!
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那个房子发生过自杀
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或是非自然死亡事故对吧!
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对啊,这就是凶宅的诅咒
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很恐怖吧!
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太可怕了 -很可怕啊!
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啊!我知道了!
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山女!你去住那不就成了?
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啊?
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啊什么啊!
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住进凶宅,拍到灵异画面的话
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就来做一个新单元如何?
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这可是个好机会啊!
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不…咦?真的吗?
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山女,太好了啊!
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好,决定! -好喔,出发吧!
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山女先生
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谢谢你之前借我的雨伞
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那时候的…
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你为什么会在这?
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从今天开始我来当化妆助理
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这样啊
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真的解散了啊,乔纳森斯
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抱歉 -别这么说
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那个…
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我刚不小心听到了…
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什么?
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真的要住吗?凶宅…
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只是随便说说啦,反正也没人认真
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你要不要再重新思考看看?
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我还是没办法自己当搞笑艺人
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再一起试试吓!
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等一下
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不好意思,镜头再广一点
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广角一点?好,我知道了
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麻烦你了
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已经没办法再一起做了啦
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节目编剧的工作很忙耶
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抱歉,我先挂了 -喂,等等
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等我一下啦
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山女 -我现在才要…
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山女是我啦,你能来吗?
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有话跟你说
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是!
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宝藏是谁的?目标一获千金!
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寻宝开挖!
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开挖!
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太好了!
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等你好久了!
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找我有什么事呢?
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上次不是说那个凶宅的事情吗?
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那个我找人帮忙
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问到有问题的房子了
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这个好耶,不用保证金很棒耶
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太好了,找到不错的凶宅了
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内建内存可以拍15个小时
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因为没有预算,不够的话…
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就自己买记忆卡来凑着用
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喔
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能拍到好东西的话就太棒了
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(凶宅怪谈)
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(凶宅怪谈,第一间)
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(喷泉淀川公寓)
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听说在这个房间
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有单身女子遭到杀害
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还有一件事
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因为事故的关系
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意外发现是违法建筑的样子
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(6楼,禁止进入)
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所以既是凶宅又是违法建筑
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打扰了
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不好意思,我是小区自治会的人
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听说你今天刚搬过来
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可以跟你收一下小区会费
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跟说明公告事项吗?
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来了
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你好
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不好意思!太郎不可以,等一下!
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等一下,等一下!
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太郎!来这边!
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你怎么了?太郎!
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很抱歉,牠平常不会这样的!
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你在吠什么啊?
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你怎么了?太郎!
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今天是入住凶宅第一晚
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接下来要准备就寝
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(松尾制作人)
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你好
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嗨,怎么样?拍到什么了吗?
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还没,什么都没有
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喂!你现在在哪里?
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在哪里找乐子啊?
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我在房间啊
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骗人,你跟女人在一起吧?
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我自己一个人
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嗯,可是我听到女人的声音耶?
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什么?
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少来了
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我自己一个人
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喂,等等…倒带到刚刚那里
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是 -倒转
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从这里开始放 -是
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真的假的啊…
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搞笑艺人,山野山女
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来去凶宅住一晚
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我在房间啊
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我自己一个人
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怎么样?
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好…好可怕啊
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那是什么啊?
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在山女的房间拍到的就是这个!
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筱崎老师
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这个像白色丝带的东西是什么呢?
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这个太厉害了!
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这道白光,叫做「灵体」
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又称为「玉响」
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死者的灵体
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转化成肉眼可见的形式出现
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人家说白色的光是还没成佛的灵体
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像这样变成带状的形式
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真的非常罕见
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好的!先暂停一下!
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谢谢
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好,移动一下摄影机
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从前面借过一下,不好意思
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真的没问题吗?
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不好意思,我帮你补个妆
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有什么状况要说啊 -谢谢
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好的,谢谢
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不好意思 -好
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局长!您辛苦了!
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松尾!这个单元行得通喔!
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谢谢 -可以继续吧?
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当然,我们对这个话题很有自信
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有信心一定没问题的
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收视率可以到两位数吧?
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一定可以的 -拜托你们了!
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辛苦了
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这不是我的主意吗?
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这不是来了吗?入住凶宅的搞笑艺人
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是不是?照我说的做准没错吧?
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真的是太威谢您了
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不过话说回来
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你还真的有种敢住进凶宅里啊?
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真的耶!
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不是吧,叫我住的不是松P吗?
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是吗? -是你啊,是你啦!
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喂,已经做了第二弹的预告了
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万事拜托啰 -好的!
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叮叮!再见啦!
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谢谢!
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山女
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太好了
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自己成为搞笑艺人很棒吧?
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下一集怎么办?有想法吗?
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我什么也没想耶
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就是这样你才什么都不行
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你还在生气啊?我们解散的事?
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小梓!等下要不要一起去吃饭?
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山女也要一起去喔!
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啊? -啊?
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美乃滋!美乃滋!
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加太多了啦!
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真是,最后的演出真是太惨了啊!
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我觉得很有趣喔!乔纳森斯
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怎么可能
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装傻跟吐槽逆转的瞬间
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觉得这就是乔纳森斯啊!
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终于有人懂了!
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完全没入了解啊!
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不过,你们都觉得自己很有趣
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也放手去做了这件事
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真的很棒啊
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小梓,真的有点奇怪耶
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很奇怪吧
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那小梓为什么会来当化妆师呢?
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是我从小的梦想喔
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不过,像我这样的人怎么可能当化妆师
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本来想要放弃了…
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看了乔纳森斯之后
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好像从背后推了我一把的感觉
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小梓,抱歉,我想是你误会了
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不,才不是这样
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你们怎么会想成为搞笑艺人呢?
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我是想变成有钱人,变得受欢迎吧
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这家伙被父亲断绝父子关系了啊!
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他强烈反对说:
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你什么咖?怎么可能当搞笑艺人!
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是方言吗?
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他的父亲在北九州岛经营工厂
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虽然被说中,没办法成为搞笑艺人
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但在我变成出色的节目编剧前
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绝对不会回老家!
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山女呢? -我吗?
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我啊…
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大笑能多活174秒
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人只要大笑一次
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就能延长174秒
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大约3分钟的寿命
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你以为是骗人的吧?
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但是,实际上…
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奶奶,我来了喔!
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我的奶奶被医生宣判
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只剩下三个月的寿命了
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我想尽办法想让奶奶恢复元气
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努力逗她笑
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每天…持续地让她开怀大笑
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我是山女星人!
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救济武士来也!
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助人光波!
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很有趣吧?
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然后奶奶真的多活了一年!
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只剩三个月寿命的奶奶多活了一年…
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那个时候我这么想着
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搞笑,真的可以拯救人的生命啊
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觉得困扰的人
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觉得痛苦的人
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我想用搞笑拯救大家
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因为这样,才想成为搞笑艺人的
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好感人的故事
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但这段话我已经听超过20次了
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明明是第19次!
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像这样,我觉得真好
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我也好想看灵体啊!活生生的灵体!
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干嘛这么突然!
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这样吧!小梓
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等下要不要去山女的房间?
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去看灵体
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不要擅自决定啦! -可以吧!
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不行吧?你不喜欢吧? -想看吧?
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走啦!
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好啦! -别闹了你!
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感觉看得到耶! -什么跟什么啦!
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话说,你自己约小梓来吃饭
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还让她付钱,真小气耶!
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没办法啊、我没钱啦! -小气鬼!
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你在生气喔? -我没有生气啦!
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00:27:00,860 --> 00:27:03,430
超生气的耶! -没有生气啦!
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这里喔?看起来很普通啊!
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哪里普通啦!
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不,看起来不可怕啊!
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00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:12,840
赶快进去啊!
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00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:15,110
不是啊,赶快进去啊!
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00:27:15,210 --> 00:27:17,170
不是,一起进去啊 -我会进去啊
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00:27:17,310 --> 00:27:18,410
什么嘛!
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00:27:18,550 --> 00:27:21,140
什么嘛!不是啊!你是故意想吓我吧
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00:27:21,250 --> 00:27:22,420
你明明自己超怕啊!
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00:27:22,420 --> 00:27:23,580
是你明明想要吓我!
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才没有,我又没有吓你
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小梓,走了喔!
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这边
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好冷!
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00:28:00,990 --> 00:28:03,120
开始想睡了 -为什么啊?
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00:28:06,930 --> 00:28:09,760
等我一下,我收一下垃圾
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00:28:09,860 --> 00:28:10,850
快一点啦!
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00:28:11,500 --> 00:28:13,170
好冷!
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00:28:41,890 --> 00:28:43,060
什么?
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00:28:45,970 --> 00:28:46,830
什么?
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00:28:49,900 --> 00:28:51,030
久等了
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00:28:54,950 --> 00:28:56,110
小梓?
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00:28:58,350 --> 00:28:59,400
你怎么了?
430
00:29:00,580 --> 00:29:01,600
还好吗?
431
00:29:03,820 --> 00:29:07,020
我还是回家好了…
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00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:08,220
等等,等等
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00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:11,780
明天一早要工作,整个忘了这件事
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00:29:12,730 --> 00:29:13,830
不好意思
435
00:29:22,910 --> 00:29:26,170
你对小梓是怎么想的?
436
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:27,580
什么怎么想…
437
00:29:29,510 --> 00:29:31,200
她很好啊
438
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:33,480
就这样?
439
00:29:34,490 --> 00:29:36,040
什么变红之前不交女朋友
440
00:29:36,050 --> 00:29:37,850
你不会还在说这种话吧?
441
00:29:38,150 --> 00:29:40,250
要怎样才能变红?
442
00:29:40,250 --> 00:29:41,910
你有认真思考过这件事吗?
443
00:29:42,860 --> 00:29:44,060
干嘛突然说这个?
444
00:29:48,230 --> 00:29:50,090
你也差不多该回去了吧
445
00:29:51,930 --> 00:29:53,800
我不回去 -什么?
446
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:56,800
我不能回去
447
00:29:59,540 --> 00:30:03,180
企划一个也没过,我被节目踢出来了
448
00:30:05,250 --> 00:30:08,140
说实话,我没有编剧的工作了
449
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:13,130
我也要一起住
450
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:18,620
我说,来去凶宅住一晚的企划
451
00:30:18,630 --> 00:30:20,220
我也要帮忙
452
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:23,890
等着看好了,我要把你捧红!
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00:30:25,300 --> 00:30:26,500
拜托了!
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00:30:35,050 --> 00:30:35,910
没问题!
455
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:39,110
这个放这边 -嗯
456
00:30:39,850 --> 00:30:40,610
这里
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00:30:41,350 --> 00:30:43,450
这样 -这样角度可以吗?
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可以
459
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:49,080
这个往右一点…不对
460
00:30:49,090 --> 00:30:51,390
是左边,往左
461
00:30:51,490 --> 00:30:52,960
这个角度可以吗?
462
00:30:53,330 --> 00:30:54,890
那里的话,可以喔!
463
00:30:58,930 --> 00:31:01,360
太棒了!
464
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:07,080
拜托,保佑我幽灵源源不绝
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00:31:07,210 --> 00:31:09,230
这样反而都不来了吧!
466
00:31:09,510 --> 00:31:12,550
不会吧,从那之后都没拍到吗?
467
00:31:12,750 --> 00:31:15,280
对不起! -不,那个…
468
00:31:15,420 --> 00:31:18,550
已经预告要做第二弹了
469
00:31:18,950 --> 00:31:21,480
这样下去节目就要开天窗了啊
470
00:31:22,660 --> 00:31:24,530
总之不管什么都好,给我去拍
471
00:31:24,530 --> 00:31:26,990
万事拜托了,去给我拍来,听到没?
472
00:31:28,660 --> 00:31:32,500
不能造假喔!只有造假绝对不行
473
00:31:32,510 --> 00:31:33,400
拜托了!
474
00:31:34,810 --> 00:31:36,760
绝对不行喔? -是的!
475
00:31:49,780 --> 00:31:53,460
那个房间发生过什么事情?
476
00:31:54,660 --> 00:31:55,790
没事…
477
00:31:56,730 --> 00:31:58,850
因为什么都没有才困扰啊
478
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:04,730
怎么了?
479
00:32:05,940 --> 00:32:07,270
没、没有…
480
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:09,430
跟我说
481
00:32:11,970 --> 00:32:13,340
都说没事了
482
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:17,940
明明就有事
483
00:32:18,550 --> 00:32:19,710
在公寓的楼下
484
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:24,150
我…
485
00:32:26,690 --> 00:32:28,250
我看得到
486
00:32:29,860 --> 00:32:30,850
看得到?
487
00:32:34,100 --> 00:32:35,430
从小时候开始
488
00:32:35,430 --> 00:32:39,430
我会看到别人看不到的东西
489
00:32:42,070 --> 00:32:44,070
看到了什么?
490
00:32:47,340 --> 00:32:50,870
那栋公寓到底发生过什么事情?
491
00:32:53,690 --> 00:32:57,080
听说有人被设害…
492
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:05,460
那个犯人呢…?
493
00:33:06,300 --> 00:33:09,320
被逮补,已经处死了
494
00:33:13,970 --> 00:33:15,100
你还好吗?
495
00:33:15,810 --> 00:33:17,360
真是对不起
496
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:21,900
我说了奇怪的话…
497
00:33:32,690 --> 00:33:33,890
拜托!
498
00:33:35,230 --> 00:33:37,560
小梓看得到东西的地方
499
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:39,820
摄影机应该可以拍到些什么…
500
00:33:40,730 --> 00:33:42,020
这样我很困扰!
501
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:45,640
拜托!拜托你了…
502
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:51,830
如果发生什么事,我会想办法解决的!
503
00:33:52,650 --> 00:33:53,740
拜托!
504
00:33:55,250 --> 00:33:57,910
拜托、拜托!
505
00:34:01,310 --> 00:34:03,120
我知道了
506
00:34:04,490 --> 00:34:05,790
谢谢你!
507
00:34:11,820 --> 00:34:12,760
怎么样?
508
00:34:18,130 --> 00:34:19,060
没感觉…
509
00:34:20,900 --> 00:34:22,530
这样啊
510
00:34:27,540 --> 00:34:30,070
抱歉,没能帮得上忙…
511
00:34:30,210 --> 00:34:32,610
不用道歉啦
512
00:34:34,450 --> 00:34:36,910
该道歉的是我才对
513
00:34:39,850 --> 00:34:41,810
要喝咖啡吗?
514
00:34:43,330 --> 00:34:44,790
谢谢…
515
00:34:48,500 --> 00:34:49,830
咖啡在…
516
00:34:57,010 --> 00:34:59,030
我把咖啡放哪去了?
517
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:33,070
小梓,你还好吗?
518
00:35:35,550 --> 00:35:37,210
看到什么了吗?
519
00:35:39,910 --> 00:35:44,880
红衣服的女人…
520
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:47,210
红衣服?
521
00:36:14,890 --> 00:36:18,120
抱歉,没能帮得上忙…
522
00:36:19,420 --> 00:36:20,720
不用道歉啦
523
00:36:22,650 --> 00:36:24,990
该道歉的是我才对
524
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:31,020
要喝咖啡吗?
525
00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:33,870
谢谢…
526
00:36:40,740 --> 00:36:42,880
我明明有放着录像的啊…
527
00:36:50,650 --> 00:36:52,750
要喝咖啡吗?
528
00:36:53,930 --> 00:36:55,590
谢谢
529
00:37:00,130 --> 00:37:01,750
到底是怎么回事?
530
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:09,790
糟糕,开会要迟到了!
531
00:37:30,190 --> 00:37:32,960
那家伙,竟然骑走我的脚踏车…
532
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:45,410
我赶时间啊,晚点再说
533
00:37:45,940 --> 00:37:47,970
你骑走我的脚踏车对吧?
534
00:37:48,340 --> 00:37:49,740
不是我啦!
535
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:51,610
给我看证据
536
00:37:51,740 --> 00:37:53,670
证据…
537
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:56,180
你看拍到了,我的脚踏车
538
00:37:58,490 --> 00:37:59,480
太卑鄙了吧!
539
00:37:59,820 --> 00:38:01,180
谁比较卑鄙啊!
540
00:38:02,550 --> 00:38:04,690
抱歉…我快迟到了嘛
541
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:08,030
好啦,我要挂了我,赶时间
542
00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:32,890
山女你有在听吗?
543
00:38:33,090 --> 00:38:34,860
好啦,今天算我欠你一次
544
00:38:36,630 --> 00:38:39,050
喂!中井… -干嘛啦
545
00:38:39,130 --> 00:38:41,980
那边是不是有一个红衣服的女人?
546
00:38:42,130 --> 00:38:43,260
红衣服?
547
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:45,100
用相机拍给我看!
548
00:38:47,170 --> 00:38:48,230
后面!
549
00:38:48,340 --> 00:38:49,500
没有啊!
550
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:50,590
后面啦!
551
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:56,400
有了,怎么了吗?
552
00:39:00,250 --> 00:39:01,770
山女怎么了?
553
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:07,790
我这边也有啊
554
00:39:07,790 --> 00:39:09,780
穿着一样的红衣服的…
555
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:11,880
啊?你在说什么啊!
556
00:39:11,990 --> 00:39:14,390
我要挂了啦!回去之后再问你
557
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:43,950
山女你怎么了?山女!
558
00:39:50,930 --> 00:39:53,740
什么啊?到底怎么回事?
559
00:39:53,870 --> 00:39:55,740
中井,现在马上从那里离开!
560
00:39:56,510 --> 00:39:57,400
危险!
561
00:40:18,230 --> 00:40:19,490
山女!
562
00:40:20,390 --> 00:40:22,310
被卡车撞到肇事逃逸?
563
00:40:23,340 --> 00:40:25,670
只有一点擦伤跟扭到而已
564
00:40:26,070 --> 00:40:27,560
做了断层扫描
565
00:40:27,570 --> 00:40:30,030
还好医生说今晚休息一下就没事了
566
00:40:31,470 --> 00:40:32,970
太好了!
567
00:40:34,580 --> 00:40:35,640
不过…
568
00:40:42,550 --> 00:40:43,950
中井
569
00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:48,650
痊愈要两个月,不过没有生命危险
570
00:40:50,220 --> 00:40:53,030
要是你也学过柔道就好了
571
00:40:53,730 --> 00:40:54,860
还好我会护身倒才没事
572
00:40:55,030 --> 00:40:56,400
最好是啦!
573
00:40:56,530 --> 00:40:57,620
到底发生什么事…?
574
00:40:59,930 --> 00:41:02,590
我们也看到了
575
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:06,800
红衣服的女人
576
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:08,830
什么?
577
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:11,200
在完全相同的时间
578
00:41:14,720 --> 00:41:15,740
不同的地点
579
00:41:20,850 --> 00:41:22,840
那女人,是谁啊…
580
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:36,770
应该是在那个公寓遭杀害的被害者吧?
581
00:41:49,850 --> 00:41:55,390
(一个月后)
582
00:41:58,830 --> 00:42:00,990
早安! -早安!
583
00:42:01,130 --> 00:42:03,520
造成超轰动的讨论啊,上周的播出
584
00:42:03,670 --> 00:42:04,500
真的吗?
585
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:06,190
你可以走吗? -没问题的
586
00:42:06,700 --> 00:42:09,190
有件事要跟山女哥报告
587
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:10,760
是什么?
588
00:42:10,870 --> 00:42:13,370
下次开始你就是固定班底了!
589
00:42:14,580 --> 00:42:16,880
中井哥,节目编剧也拜托你了!
590
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:17,740
我也是吗!?
591
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:20,730
没错!你们两个都是!太好了!
592
00:42:20,750 --> 00:42:23,490
太好了! -首次固定班底啊!
593
00:42:23,620 --> 00:42:24,650
真是太好了!
594
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:28,080
松尾,不好意思,时间差不多了…
595
00:42:28,190 --> 00:42:29,420
今天也拜托你们了,听到没?
596
00:42:29,420 --> 00:42:30,580
万分感谢!
597
00:42:31,090 --> 00:42:32,350
辛苦了
598
00:42:33,630 --> 00:42:34,830
终于来了!
599
00:42:36,570 --> 00:42:39,490
太好了,喂! -危险啊!
600
00:42:39,630 --> 00:42:41,360
恭喜你们!
601
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:48,140
这全都是小梓的功劳!谢谢你!
602
00:42:48,380 --> 00:42:49,600
谢谢!
603
00:42:51,210 --> 00:42:52,770
谢谢!
604
00:43:16,070 --> 00:43:17,060
欢迎光临
605
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:19,530
今天想要找什么样的房子呢?
606
00:43:20,270 --> 00:43:24,570
那个…有问题凶宅吗?
607
00:43:27,380 --> 00:43:29,110
凶宅…?
608
00:43:33,330 --> 00:43:35,210
那我为你换一个承办人
609
00:43:35,660 --> 00:43:36,560
横水小姐?
610
00:43:37,430 --> 00:43:38,820
是!
611
00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:43,230
红衣服的女人
612
00:43:49,300 --> 00:43:50,790
这边请坐
613
00:44:04,260 --> 00:44:06,020
我是横水
614
00:44:06,820 --> 00:44:09,920
您想找问题凶宅吗? -是的
615
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:12,040
请不用这么紧张
616
00:44:12,190 --> 00:44:15,360
放轻霜…住凶宅是第一次吗?
617
00:44:18,630 --> 00:44:19,460
是的
618
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:21,460
冒昧请问,你的职业是?
619
00:44:21,730 --> 00:44:23,160
我是搞笑艺人
620
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:26,300
咦…我有看过你耶
621
00:44:27,710 --> 00:44:30,040
那个…嗯?那个…
622
00:44:30,910 --> 00:44:32,030
好像不是
623
00:44:33,420 --> 00:44:35,010
不好意思
624
00:44:35,350 --> 00:44:38,120
我没有这么有名
625
00:44:38,790 --> 00:44:41,640
那个…对房子有什么希望吗?
626
00:44:41,790 --> 00:44:43,920
隔间、交通便利之类的
627
00:44:45,130 --> 00:44:47,890
我想要可以两个人分租
628
00:44:48,130 --> 00:44:49,080
两个人?
629
00:44:49,230 --> 00:44:51,290
男性友人之前的搭档
630
00:44:51,530 --> 00:44:54,960
请放心,我们有保密义务的
631
00:44:55,140 --> 00:44:56,200
不…是真的
632
00:44:56,340 --> 00:44:59,070
这样的话,这间您觉得怎么样呢?
633
00:45:12,550 --> 00:45:16,260
心理性…? -「心理性瑕疵」
634
00:45:17,530 --> 00:45:21,260
前一位入住者因为特殊理由死亡的话
635
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:23,890
我们有义务标示出来
636
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:26,900
特殊的理由…
637
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:32,390
「自杀」、「病死」,「杀人事件」
638
00:45:34,180 --> 00:45:35,130
那…
639
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:38,480
更深入的细节我们无可奉告
640
00:45:41,150 --> 00:45:42,510
那么…
641
00:45:45,460 --> 00:45:46,410
这个
642
00:45:47,260 --> 00:45:48,680
杀人事件的?
643
00:45:51,290 --> 00:45:53,050
因为格局看起来不错…
644
00:45:54,670 --> 00:45:56,120
我懂喔
645
00:45:56,730 --> 00:45:59,530
人都会死的
646
00:46:00,070 --> 00:46:02,760
比起胆小逃避不敢面对
647
00:46:02,900 --> 00:46:05,070
想要知道死亡的真面目
648
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:06,600
也是理所当然的
649
00:46:08,310 --> 00:46:10,440
你想知道吧?
650
00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:13,000
人在死后,会怎样呢?
651
00:46:13,820 --> 00:46:17,050
绝对不是羞耻的事情
652
00:46:19,390 --> 00:46:21,220
嗯…
653
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:23,590
要带你去参观吗?
654
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:26,420
因为很急,可以直接签约吗?
655
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:28,430
谢谢您
656
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:31,950
那请在同意栏这里签名
657
00:46:36,570 --> 00:46:39,170
首先在这里写下「杀人」喔
658
00:46:47,420 --> 00:46:56,450
(我已被告知此为杀人事件凶宅)
659
00:47:23,620 --> 00:47:29,810
(凶宅怪谈,第二间)
660
00:47:38,030 --> 00:47:39,520
是这里吧?
661
00:48:02,990 --> 00:48:04,450
好累啊
662
00:48:11,700 --> 00:48:14,130
你找到厉害的房子了耶!
663
00:48:14,570 --> 00:48:15,500
是吧?
664
00:48:19,870 --> 00:48:22,530
爬楼梯好累啊
665
00:48:35,190 --> 00:48:36,650
我先去尿个尿
666
00:49:10,490 --> 00:49:12,850
中井!中井!
667
00:49:13,500 --> 00:49:15,690
你快点过来! -什么?
668
00:49:15,830 --> 00:49:16,760
这个
669
00:49:18,230 --> 00:49:20,030
这是什么啊…?
670
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:29,500
这不是血迹吗?
671
00:49:30,210 --> 00:49:32,160
对了,浴室也有点奇怪
672
00:49:33,820 --> 00:49:34,810
什么?
673
00:49:38,890 --> 00:49:42,080
这里本来应该是镜子…
674
00:50:03,210 --> 00:50:07,380
莲蓬头只有水管换了新的…
675
00:50:15,260 --> 00:50:17,280
排水管也有点不通耶?
676
00:50:26,170 --> 00:50:27,470
等一下…
677
00:50:57,730 --> 00:50:59,190
那是头发?
678
00:51:08,380 --> 00:51:10,100
山女,早安!
679
00:51:10,240 --> 00:51:11,400
早安!
680
00:51:12,780 --> 00:51:14,180
山女
681
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:17,240
那通恶作剧留言,你是想怎样?
682
00:51:17,250 --> 00:51:18,280
恶作剧留言?
683
00:51:18,420 --> 00:51:20,780
昨天你留给我奇怪的语音留言吧?
684
00:51:20,790 --> 00:51:22,980
不要因为没梗就乱造假啦
685
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:24,460
你在说什么?
686
00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:25,990
我有证据喔!
687
00:51:26,130 --> 00:51:27,790
上面有显示你的电话号码
688
00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:35,160
(语音留言,山女)
689
00:51:35,670 --> 00:51:36,600
嗯?
690
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:40,600
等等,你让我听听
691
00:51:47,620 --> 00:51:49,380
听不太清楚耶…
692
00:51:58,660 --> 00:52:00,680
(深夜怪谈)
693
00:52:00,690 --> 00:52:04,130
那个红衣服女人
694
00:52:04,940 --> 00:52:06,300
嗯…
695
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:09,560
虽然不是很清楚
696
00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:14,000
我猜应该是以前那个房间
697
00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:21,800
遭杀害的被害者吧
698
00:52:35,300 --> 00:52:36,060
谢谢
699
00:52:36,070 --> 00:52:39,090
谢谢,请加油喔!
700
00:52:39,500 --> 00:52:41,890
麻烦您了 -谢谢
701
00:52:42,970 --> 00:52:44,470
加油喔! -好的
702
00:52:48,710 --> 00:52:50,370
谢谢 -谢谢
703
00:52:51,410 --> 00:52:52,570
回家小心
704
00:53:04,230 --> 00:53:06,290
我最喜欢山女了!
705
00:53:06,430 --> 00:53:07,260
谢谢
706
00:53:07,430 --> 00:53:09,560
请跟我握手好吗? -不,有点…
707
00:53:09,660 --> 00:53:11,320
什么? -开玩笑的…
708
00:53:11,460 --> 00:53:12,760
谢谢 -谢谢
709
00:53:12,860 --> 00:53:15,760
可以签名吗?麻烦了 -好,谢谢
710
00:53:24,550 --> 00:53:25,610
头发?
711
00:53:31,220 --> 00:53:33,100
谢谢 -谢谢
712
00:53:34,830 --> 00:53:37,520
那个,可以一起拍照吗?
713
00:53:37,660 --> 00:53:39,610
当然可以呀 -太棒了!
714
00:53:39,930 --> 00:53:42,420
我过去那里好吗? -谢谢!
715
00:53:43,430 --> 00:53:46,130
怎么拍好呢… -交给你了
716
00:53:47,900 --> 00:53:51,500
小梓,可以帮忙吗?拍照
717
00:53:51,740 --> 00:53:53,190
好的
718
00:53:54,780 --> 00:53:56,200
麻烦了
719
00:53:59,210 --> 00:54:00,470
看这边
720
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:27,730
小梓?
721
00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:30,670
下次见
722
00:54:35,850 --> 00:54:36,880
怎么了?
723
00:54:49,100 --> 00:54:51,430
小梓,你还好吗?
724
00:54:53,030 --> 00:54:54,130
嗯…
725
00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:09,580
小哥,你第一次来啊?
726
00:55:10,180 --> 00:55:11,210
您好
727
00:55:11,750 --> 00:55:12,870
从哪来的呢?
728
00:55:13,020 --> 00:55:14,860
那边的公寓…
729
00:55:15,930 --> 00:55:17,420
善良之苑
730
00:55:18,590 --> 00:55:20,580
你竟然敢住在那里?
731
00:55:23,060 --> 00:55:25,760
发生过什么事吗?
732
00:55:25,970 --> 00:55:27,730
什么都不知道就住进去了吗?
733
00:55:29,640 --> 00:55:31,400
发生很可怕的事啊
734
00:55:32,830 --> 00:55:34,680
年过70的母亲
735
00:55:35,380 --> 00:55:37,900
被失业的儿子给杀死了
736
00:55:45,590 --> 00:55:46,380
(谎言的真相)
(加长两小时特别节目)
737
00:55:46,390 --> 00:55:48,340
两小时特别节目!?
738
00:55:48,450 --> 00:55:49,750
我要做!
739
00:55:49,890 --> 00:55:53,710
真是太棒了!谢谢,没问题吧?
740
00:55:53,900 --> 00:55:56,960
没问题,来得及的 -太好了,拜托啰
741
00:55:57,930 --> 00:55:59,020
谢谢
742
00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:01,460
我很看好你们喔,走吧!
743
00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:04,030
辛苦了! -辛苦了!
744
00:56:11,410 --> 00:56:13,040
有想法吗?
745
00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:14,910
没有
746
00:56:15,050 --> 00:56:17,540
「没有」…是想怎样?
747
00:56:17,550 --> 00:56:18,780
不要随便答应人家!
748
00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:20,440
只能走一步算一步啊
749
00:56:20,450 --> 00:56:21,650
也不想想自己的能耐…
750
00:56:21,780 --> 00:56:23,510
只能硬着头皮做,不是吗?
751
00:56:26,330 --> 00:56:30,150
抱歉,其实我老妈病倒了
752
00:56:30,860 --> 00:56:34,570
什么?那你在干嘛!还不赶快回去
753
00:56:35,240 --> 00:56:37,870
她不是瞒着你爸偷偷寄钱给你吗!
754
00:56:38,340 --> 00:56:40,230
现在回去是可以怎样?
755
00:56:40,240 --> 00:56:41,760
我们现在正要起步啊…
756
00:56:42,170 --> 00:56:44,380
好不容易机会终于来了!
757
00:56:44,380 --> 00:56:46,080
我也是、你也是!
758
00:56:46,210 --> 00:56:48,140
是这样没错…
759
00:56:49,110 --> 00:56:50,600
去拜托小梓好了
760
00:56:50,750 --> 00:56:51,680
什么?
761
00:56:52,110 --> 00:56:54,150
那次小梓来房间的隔天
762
00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:56,790
我们不是被肇事逃逸吗?
763
00:56:56,790 --> 00:56:58,550
小梓来的话…
764
00:56:58,560 --> 00:57:00,050
一定会再发生什么事情
765
00:57:07,500 --> 00:57:11,100
等一下!这个浏海是怎样啊?
766
00:57:11,230 --> 00:57:12,690
卷挝头了吧!
767
00:57:13,130 --> 00:57:16,770
你在做什么啊!算了…香织
768
00:57:16,910 --> 00:57:18,330
是! -麻烦你!
769
00:57:19,340 --> 00:57:21,300
真是抱歉
770
00:57:21,640 --> 00:57:22,980
你看看这个浏海
771
00:57:23,780 --> 00:57:24,980
真的很抱歉
772
00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:27,510
贵气的发型只有香织才做得出来啊
773
00:57:27,650 --> 00:57:29,050
我现在帮你重弄喔!
774
00:57:36,260 --> 00:57:38,530
发生什么事吗?
775
00:57:44,110 --> 00:57:48,570
不管过多久,还是没能把工作做好…
776
00:57:53,040 --> 00:57:54,510
不会的
777
00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:59,410
你还是新人啊,失败为成功之母
778
00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:03,040
那些事情…
779
00:58:04,260 --> 00:58:07,390
我还是新人的时候
780
00:58:07,530 --> 00:58:10,880
老是被大家怒骂「有够不好笑」耶
781
00:58:12,430 --> 00:58:16,230
明明是要搞笑,却让大家生气了
782
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:18,970
哪来的多活174秒啊!
783
00:58:19,870 --> 00:58:21,930
还害他们减寿了
784
00:58:25,580 --> 00:58:30,080
一直失败,团体也解散了
785
00:58:30,450 --> 00:58:32,870
还不知道为何住进了凶宅…
786
00:58:34,220 --> 00:58:36,060
累积的各种失败
787
00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:38,720
才有现在的我
788
00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:48,430
不过…现在也是一直失败就是了
789
00:58:58,080 --> 00:59:01,710
有空的话,下次来我新的房子玩吧?
790
00:59:05,790 --> 00:59:08,050
请进
791
00:59:10,650 --> 00:59:12,320
打扰了
792
00:59:13,490 --> 00:59:16,700
总之…就是这样的房子
793
00:59:18,100 --> 00:59:19,190
请进…
794
00:59:21,460 --> 00:59:23,160
要喝点什么吗?
795
00:59:28,010 --> 00:59:29,000
不用
796
00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:33,600
我们赶快开始吧?
797
00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:41,320
要是这次可以拍到就好了,灵异画面…
798
00:59:55,600 --> 00:59:58,060
有看到什么吗?
799
00:59:58,770 --> 00:59:59,760
没有
800
01:00:07,310 --> 01:00:10,510
这里应该要有什么才对…
801
01:00:19,420 --> 01:00:20,980
小梓,还好吗?
802
01:00:27,300 --> 01:00:28,760
经纪人打的
803
01:00:32,870 --> 01:00:33,730
抱歉
804
01:00:35,640 --> 01:00:38,030
喂喂,等一下,收讯不太好…
805
01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:44,680
要我先跟你讲内容?
806
01:00:45,990 --> 01:00:47,680
可能没办法这么快
807
01:00:48,190 --> 01:00:51,180
不是…我这边也需要准备一下
808
01:01:45,080 --> 01:01:47,210
我知道了!等等再回电给你!
809
01:01:47,210 --> 01:01:48,910
不好意思,先挂了
810
01:01:52,480 --> 01:01:53,880
小梓!
811
01:02:01,520 --> 01:02:02,860
发生什么事了?
812
01:02:07,830 --> 01:02:09,560
有一个女人…
813
01:02:23,810 --> 01:02:26,350
喂,死老太婆,给我闭嘴!
814
01:02:26,490 --> 01:02:27,820
不要啊!
815
01:02:28,750 --> 01:02:30,620
在榻榻米的房间
816
01:02:31,520 --> 01:02:33,980
母亲被儿子痛殴
817
01:02:34,300 --> 01:02:36,660
懂了没!?
818
01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:38,820
我说过了吧!臭老太婆!
819
01:02:38,930 --> 01:02:44,100
正男,饶了我!饶了我吧!
820
01:02:51,610 --> 01:02:53,630
被拖进浴室里
821
01:03:06,430 --> 01:03:07,760
你这白痴!
822
01:03:12,560 --> 01:03:14,400
都是你害的!
823
01:03:27,680 --> 01:03:33,340
在洗手台被儿子杀害溺死
824
01:03:42,060 --> 01:03:43,510
这是什么…?
825
01:03:44,530 --> 01:03:48,730
中井手机里的语音留言…
826
01:04:08,420 --> 01:04:11,580
我…领…你…
827
01:04:36,420 --> 01:04:39,940
我不该领养你的!
828
01:04:47,660 --> 01:04:51,830
儿子失心疯地把母亲杀害了
829
01:04:57,500 --> 01:04:59,500
这个可以用
830
01:05:05,450 --> 01:05:06,570
对不起…
831
01:05:08,450 --> 01:05:09,440
对不起
832
01:05:50,720 --> 01:05:51,750
对不起
833
01:05:53,020 --> 01:05:56,390
我害你陷入危险之中…
834
01:05:59,430 --> 01:06:00,800
我答应你
835
01:06:02,060 --> 01:06:06,200
我不会再麻烦小梓任何事情了
836
01:06:12,370 --> 01:06:13,640
中井
837
01:06:13,770 --> 01:06:17,310
我知道了,这个房子发生的事情
838
01:06:19,180 --> 01:06:20,240
怎么了?
839
01:06:21,420 --> 01:06:22,910
我要回老家
840
01:06:23,750 --> 01:06:24,850
为什么?
841
01:06:25,930 --> 01:06:27,920
工厂发生火灾
842
01:06:28,590 --> 01:06:31,190
我爸全身被严重烧伤…
843
01:06:32,390 --> 01:06:34,960
一开始是我老妈先病倒…
844
01:06:36,470 --> 01:06:37,400
什么?
845
01:06:39,970 --> 01:06:41,670
这绝对不是偶然
846
01:06:42,970 --> 01:06:44,230
我知道这件事是我开的头
847
01:06:44,240 --> 01:06:46,310
但是真的不要再继续下去比较好
848
01:06:47,080 --> 01:06:48,710
事到如今也不能喊停…
849
01:06:48,850 --> 01:06:51,700
要是闹出人命就来不及了啊!
850
01:06:56,020 --> 01:06:57,650
山女也就算了
851
01:06:58,820 --> 01:07:03,110
但是身边的人要是发生什么事的话…
852
01:07:04,490 --> 01:07:05,430
要是小梓怎么样的话
853
01:07:05,570 --> 01:07:07,460
不要乱说这种话!
854
01:07:08,270 --> 01:07:09,860
我已经阻止你了喔!
855
01:07:10,630 --> 01:07:11,690
这样你还要继续的话
856
01:07:11,700 --> 01:07:12,960
我就不管你了!
857
01:07:18,280 --> 01:07:21,940
我不记得我有打电话给他
858
01:07:22,810 --> 01:07:26,210
但是却有语音留言在他的手机
859
01:07:27,050 --> 01:07:29,080
那语音留言是…
860
01:07:29,220 --> 01:07:31,310
小梓,手别停下来
861
01:07:31,620 --> 01:07:33,110
抱歉!
862
01:07:33,320 --> 01:07:36,490
像是在水里说话的声音
863
01:07:38,460 --> 01:07:42,960
这间两周前有男性从阳台跳楼的房子
864
01:07:43,160 --> 01:07:46,670
这间上个月有女性吊死在门把上
865
01:07:46,810 --> 01:07:49,540
都是热腾腾的问题凶宅喔!
866
01:07:50,210 --> 01:07:52,440
横水小姐,每次都麻烦你了…
867
01:07:52,570 --> 01:07:54,030
别这么说
868
01:07:54,040 --> 01:07:56,750
我们才是十分感谢山女先生
869
01:07:58,020 --> 01:07:59,080
感谢…?
870
01:07:59,350 --> 01:08:01,980
问题凶宅只要有人入住之后
871
01:08:01,980 --> 01:08:04,660
下一次就没有告知义务了
872
01:08:04,960 --> 01:08:06,550
虽然是问题凶宅
873
01:08:06,560 --> 01:08:09,720
乍看却看不出是有问题的房子了
874
01:08:10,390 --> 01:08:12,660
对不动产业者还有屋主来说
875
01:08:12,660 --> 01:08:14,730
像山女先生这样的客人
876
01:08:14,740 --> 01:08:16,600
说是我们的贵客也不过
877
01:08:24,750 --> 01:08:25,840
那么…
878
01:08:32,210 --> 01:08:33,610
就这家吧
879
01:08:35,020 --> 01:08:36,980
突然有什么灵感吗?
880
01:08:42,260 --> 01:08:43,550
阁楼?
881
01:08:54,470 --> 01:09:00,300
(凶宅怪谈,第三间)
882
01:09:10,390 --> 01:09:12,840
(尊爵鹤桥公寓)
883
01:09:31,310 --> 01:09:34,400
这间上个月有女性吊死在门把上
884
01:10:22,790 --> 01:10:25,290
好放松啊
885
01:11:04,430 --> 01:11:06,270
好痛…
886
01:11:09,970 --> 01:11:14,140
要录像了啊,不能想想办法吗?
887
01:11:14,570 --> 01:11:16,710
我的头太痛了
888
01:11:17,450 --> 01:11:20,840
连爬起来都没办法…
889
01:11:21,380 --> 01:11:23,380
我知道了,没办法
890
01:11:23,380 --> 01:11:24,720
你好好休息吧
891
01:11:26,160 --> 01:11:27,180
好的…请保重
892
01:11:28,430 --> 01:11:30,260
职业道德去哪了?这家伙
893
01:12:23,210 --> 01:12:24,340
山女
894
01:12:25,550 --> 01:12:26,920
你在吗?
895
01:12:31,020 --> 01:12:33,780
山女!山女!
896
01:12:41,330 --> 01:12:44,490
听松尾先生说你什么都没吃…
897
01:12:49,010 --> 01:12:51,700
山女,那个…
898
01:12:59,720 --> 01:13:00,910
这是怎么回事?
899
01:13:07,690 --> 01:13:11,150
问题凶宅公告网站?
900
01:13:11,860 --> 01:13:13,380
可以追溯过去历史
901
01:13:13,390 --> 01:13:16,000
调查是不是曾经是问题凶宅
902
01:13:18,340 --> 01:13:20,170
听说是上个月…
903
01:13:20,170 --> 01:13:23,330
有女性在门把上吊自杀
904
01:13:29,750 --> 01:13:31,340
不过这里写的是…
905
01:13:33,480 --> 01:13:35,750
(男性在阁楼上吊自杀)
906
01:13:35,760 --> 01:13:36,950
阁楼?
907
01:14:14,550 --> 01:14:17,690
是连续发生事故的问题凶宅啊…
908
01:14:23,460 --> 01:14:26,900
山女,你可能是因为头痛不已
909
01:14:27,540 --> 01:14:28,730
等回过神来…
910
01:14:28,740 --> 01:14:30,900
才发现自己想要上吊,对吧?
911
01:14:32,370 --> 01:14:36,580
之前住的两个人也是因为头痛…
912
01:14:37,880 --> 01:14:40,720
想要从头痛解脱才会…
913
01:14:42,180 --> 01:14:43,480
自杀
914
01:14:51,890 --> 01:14:53,380
已经决定下次开始
915
01:14:53,390 --> 01:14:56,830
要到东京录像了喔
916
01:14:57,170 --> 01:14:58,660
东京? -没错!
917
01:15:00,470 --> 01:15:04,360
山女你不懂这个意思吗?
918
01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:05,740
对啊…
919
01:15:06,180 --> 01:15:08,480
确定要全国网络播出了啊!
920
01:15:08,580 --> 01:15:10,500
真的假的啊? -当然是真的啊!
921
01:15:10,850 --> 01:15:12,610
便当在这里 -太感谢了
922
01:15:12,750 --> 01:15:15,350
你起飞了啊,山女
923
01:15:15,860 --> 01:15:16,850
去了东京
924
01:15:16,860 --> 01:15:18,810
也要一起用问题凶宅打出名号喔!
925
01:15:19,260 --> 01:15:20,280
是!
926
01:15:23,060 --> 01:15:24,920
这里请坐
927
01:15:25,470 --> 01:15:28,030
在休息时间打扰,真不好意思…
928
01:15:29,030 --> 01:15:32,330
恭喜前进东京了!
929
01:15:32,470 --> 01:15:33,800
谢谢
930
01:15:35,480 --> 01:15:37,810
抱歉,这么临时
931
01:15:38,240 --> 01:15:41,240
我也想在东京租间问题凶宅
932
01:15:41,380 --> 01:15:43,330
早就料到你会这么说
933
01:15:43,340 --> 01:15:46,120
我已经询问过东京的同业了
934
01:15:46,390 --> 01:15:49,210
全部都是,挂保证的问题凶宅喔!
935
01:15:49,790 --> 01:15:52,090
好多啊… -我只是做好我的工作
936
01:15:54,320 --> 01:15:55,630
这个房子据说…
937
01:15:55,630 --> 01:15:58,290
入住的人都是孤独死去
938
01:15:58,430 --> 01:16:01,290
从窗户可以看到晴空塔,真浪漫啊
939
01:16:02,160 --> 01:16:07,070
这个大厦是有人从47楼跳楼自杀
940
01:16:07,210 --> 01:16:08,700
据说遗体之惨
941
01:16:08,710 --> 01:16:10,500
连家人都没办法认尸喔!
942
01:16:19,480 --> 01:16:22,840
不是,虽然每一间我都觉得很好…
943
01:16:23,950 --> 01:16:27,020
东京房价果然还是太贵了
944
01:16:27,160 --> 01:16:28,860
我就知道你会这样说
945
01:16:28,860 --> 01:16:31,720
今天特别为你准备了压箱宝
946
01:16:43,400 --> 01:16:46,410
(千叶市,北稻毛)
947
01:16:47,280 --> 01:16:49,670
在…千叶吗?
948
01:16:50,850 --> 01:16:53,110
东京迪斯尼乐园也在千叶
949
01:16:53,110 --> 01:16:54,440
也几乎算是东京的一部份啦
950
01:16:57,660 --> 01:16:59,720
那这里发生了…?
951
01:17:00,360 --> 01:17:03,090
情侣殉情
952
01:17:04,060 --> 01:17:05,730
殉情…?
953
01:17:06,270 --> 01:17:08,760
被发现的时候两个人
954
01:17:08,900 --> 01:17:12,790
据说是抱在一起死掉的
955
01:17:22,780 --> 01:17:24,200
这里不行!
956
01:17:24,680 --> 01:17:25,920
这间太恐怖了
957
01:17:25,920 --> 01:17:27,510
唯独这间绝对不能住!
958
01:17:27,920 --> 01:17:31,810
小梓,你威胁我也没用啊
959
01:17:34,090 --> 01:17:35,430
山女
960
01:17:35,900 --> 01:17:38,350
这次说不定难逃一死啊!
961
01:17:39,900 --> 01:17:41,460
拜托你
962
01:17:42,230 --> 01:17:45,470
不要再入住什么问题凶宅了!
963
01:17:46,610 --> 01:17:49,500
这个我…办不到
964
01:17:50,840 --> 01:17:51,770
什么?
965
01:17:52,870 --> 01:17:56,010
入住凶宅为我带来了什么?
966
01:17:56,850 --> 01:17:58,180
会有什么事情发生?
967
01:17:58,720 --> 01:18:01,380
大家想知道我是谁
968
01:18:01,850 --> 01:18:04,610
大家都想听我说话
969
01:18:05,360 --> 01:18:09,150
都期待着我说的故事啊!
970
01:18:11,090 --> 01:18:12,980
174秒
971
01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:22,730
大笑一次,多活174秒
972
01:18:22,970 --> 01:18:24,630
多活了大概3分钟
973
01:18:24,640 --> 01:18:26,380
这是你说过的话吧?
974
01:18:27,380 --> 01:18:30,370
搞笑可以拯救生命
975
01:18:32,050 --> 01:18:34,410
觉得困扰的人、觉得痛苦的人
976
01:18:34,410 --> 01:18:36,310
你说你想用搞笑拯救他们吧
977
01:18:37,920 --> 01:18:41,150
现在的山女可以拯救谁吗?
978
01:18:41,760 --> 01:18:42,950
可以
979
01:18:44,360 --> 01:18:45,990
应该可以吧
980
01:18:47,130 --> 01:18:51,330
在入住凶宅之前的山女拯救了我
981
01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:55,370
不管周遭的人怎么想
982
01:18:56,010 --> 01:18:59,400
照自己搞笑的方式放手一搏
983
01:18:59,540 --> 01:19:01,700
那不是很帅吗?
984
01:19:02,480 --> 01:19:05,320
现在开始还来得及,像以前那样
985
01:19:05,790 --> 01:19:07,080
小梓
986
01:19:11,250 --> 01:19:14,680
老实说,你这样我很困扰
987
01:19:20,500 --> 01:19:21,550
十年
988
01:19:23,430 --> 01:19:26,710
努力了十年,好不容易有点成果
989
01:19:27,410 --> 01:19:29,290
这是我最后的机会了啊
990
01:19:29,610 --> 01:19:30,540
没有这回事!
991
01:19:30,540 --> 01:19:32,460
小梓你是不会懂的!
992
01:19:36,520 --> 01:19:38,140
说得好像你很了解我一样…
993
01:19:39,020 --> 01:19:42,280
不要干涉我该怎么做
994
01:19:43,850 --> 01:19:45,490
干涉…
995
01:19:46,830 --> 01:19:48,890
我只是担心山女你啊
996
01:19:49,030 --> 01:19:50,860
不关你的事吧!
997
01:19:54,630 --> 01:19:56,520
你又不是我的家人,什么都不是啊
998
01:20:06,350 --> 01:20:07,870
是啊
999
01:20:10,110 --> 01:20:11,640
我什么都不是…
1000
01:20:14,050 --> 01:20:15,320
对不起
1001
01:20:47,690 --> 01:20:53,370
(东京)
1002
01:20:54,620 --> 01:20:57,220
我们在巴黎也有分部
1003
01:20:57,330 --> 01:20:59,420
我打坐有时候啊…
1004
01:21:00,330 --> 01:21:02,960
你!就是你!
1005
01:21:03,660 --> 01:21:06,300
我看到了,看到了喔
1006
01:21:06,940 --> 01:21:10,140
在你的身旁,有个奇怪的男性…
1007
01:21:11,240 --> 01:21:13,940
其实奇怪的是我啦!
1008
01:21:15,950 --> 01:21:18,710
抱歉这么突然,真是失礼了
1009
01:21:19,150 --> 01:21:20,780
这是我的名片
1010
01:21:20,920 --> 01:21:25,050
(御灵大神宫,宫司 伊崎努)
1011
01:21:25,050 --> 01:21:26,460
我真的看得到喔
1012
01:21:26,960 --> 01:21:30,090
有好几个,颜色也很可怕
1013
01:21:32,160 --> 01:21:33,820
趁现在还来得及
1014
01:21:33,830 --> 01:21:36,070
建议你去驱个邪吧
1015
01:21:38,200 --> 01:21:39,970
有机会的话…
1016
01:21:42,200 --> 01:21:44,830
选一个喜欢的吧!
1017
01:21:49,750 --> 01:21:50,800
那么…
1018
01:21:51,780 --> 01:21:53,340
确定这个吗?
1019
01:21:57,160 --> 01:21:58,820
嗯,是的
1020
01:22:01,120 --> 01:22:04,150
一定会有什么帮助的
1021
01:22:06,000 --> 01:22:07,330
谢谢…
1022
01:22:10,070 --> 01:22:11,760
收你700日圆
1023
01:22:29,450 --> 01:22:34,910
(问题凶宅,第四间)
1024
01:22:46,740 --> 01:22:50,060
(青叶庄)
1025
01:26:16,650 --> 01:26:17,810
今天的特别来宾是…
1026
01:26:17,820 --> 01:26:20,180
以来去凶宅住一晚爆红中的搞笑艺人
1027
01:26:20,280 --> 01:26:22,710
山野山女!欢迎!
1028
01:26:22,950 --> 01:26:26,050
来了!你好,过来…
1029
01:26:26,190 --> 01:26:28,290
今日请多多指教 -你好
1030
01:26:29,460 --> 01:26:30,820
我是来去凶宅住一晚的搞笑艺人
1031
01:26:30,930 --> 01:26:32,290
山野山女
1032
01:26:32,490 --> 01:26:34,790
请多多指教!终于来东京了啊!
1033
01:26:34,930 --> 01:26:36,460
谢谢
1034
01:26:36,670 --> 01:26:39,000
请坐,你的书超级畅销吧?
1035
01:26:39,140 --> 01:26:41,370
没有…谢谢大家支持 -好厉害呀!
1036
01:26:41,500 --> 01:26:44,030
那么…今天让我们多聊一些吧!
1037
01:26:44,170 --> 01:26:47,100
那些地方真的有发生奇怪的事情吗?
1038
01:26:47,880 --> 01:26:53,110
这个是关于一开始入住的凶宅的故事
1039
01:26:55,110 --> 01:26:58,080
在浴室冲澡的时候…
1040
01:26:59,420 --> 01:27:01,780
正想说要洗头的时候
1041
01:27:02,520 --> 01:27:05,080
不经意地看了一下镜子
1042
01:27:13,670 --> 01:27:15,530
然后再镜子上…
1043
01:27:16,910 --> 01:27:20,070
「去死」
1044
01:27:20,880 --> 01:27:23,640
本来以为看到写了这两个字
1045
01:27:24,040 --> 01:27:25,070
仔细一看发现
1046
01:27:26,250 --> 01:27:31,820
原来是写了「洗发精」啊
1047
01:27:38,830 --> 01:27:42,990
原来我搞错,拿到润丝精洗头了
1048
01:27:44,560 --> 01:27:45,840
太好笑了吧!
1049
01:27:45,940 --> 01:27:48,270
没想到是幽灵在提醒啊
1050
01:27:48,770 --> 01:27:51,040
好亲切的幽灵啊
1051
01:27:52,070 --> 01:27:54,230
对啊,那次真是得救了耶
1052
01:27:54,340 --> 01:27:55,100
哪里得救啊?
1053
01:27:55,110 --> 01:27:56,240
你不是已经用润丝洗下去了吗?
1054
01:27:56,250 --> 01:27:58,550
对耶! -对啊!笨蛋啊!
1055
01:27:59,620 --> 01:28:00,840
柔柔亮亮!
1056
01:28:01,450 --> 01:28:03,970
一进到房间里
1057
01:28:04,120 --> 01:28:06,360
瞬间失去意识昏迷了啊!
1058
01:28:06,530 --> 01:28:08,190
好可怕…!
1059
01:28:08,690 --> 01:28:10,580
不,疲劳完全一扫而空
1060
01:28:10,590 --> 01:28:11,360
因为之前睡眠不足
1061
01:28:14,560 --> 01:28:15,420
然后呢?
1062
01:28:16,800 --> 01:28:19,260
然后醒来的时候
1063
01:28:19,870 --> 01:28:23,600
这次是听到女性的哭声啊
1064
01:28:28,180 --> 01:28:30,370
卑弥呼小姐,我帮你转个方向
1065
01:28:30,780 --> 01:28:31,680
不会怕吗?
1066
01:28:31,680 --> 01:28:33,840
对啊,会心神不宁吧!
1067
01:28:33,980 --> 01:28:36,690
弄得不错吓!
1068
01:28:36,890 --> 01:28:38,050
谢谢!
1069
01:28:38,190 --> 01:28:40,750
小梓,你有心还是做得来的嘛!
1070
01:28:45,260 --> 01:28:46,690
中井…
1071
01:28:47,430 --> 01:28:48,370
我决定辞职回老家
1072
01:28:48,370 --> 01:28:49,990
特别来打声招呼
1073
01:28:50,430 --> 01:28:52,420
你要辞职吗?
1074
01:28:52,970 --> 01:28:55,900
我爸过世了,我妈也一病不起
1075
01:28:55,910 --> 01:28:57,330
不得不回去继承工厂
1076
01:29:01,140 --> 01:29:03,840
那家伙,还在住凶宅吗?
1077
01:29:07,690 --> 01:29:09,350
我很少说不好听的话
1078
01:29:09,350 --> 01:29:10,680
但你还是不要跟他来往比较好
1079
01:29:11,050 --> 01:29:13,250
可是… -我是为了你好
1080
01:29:19,930 --> 01:29:25,870
今天特别从我住的凶宅
1081
01:29:27,440 --> 01:29:28,960
现场直播
1082
01:29:30,640 --> 01:29:35,340
虽然说是问题凶宅
1083
01:29:35,440 --> 01:29:38,580
但基本上什么都不会发生的
1084
01:29:39,820 --> 01:29:41,610
相当的平静
1085
01:29:45,930 --> 01:29:48,950
好像有谁来了耶
1086
01:30:00,000 --> 01:30:01,200
可是…
1087
01:30:05,170 --> 01:30:06,910
没人啊
1088
01:30:07,610 --> 01:30:09,310
明明就没人
1089
01:30:11,410 --> 01:30:15,410
对面住家的防盗传感器
1090
01:30:15,580 --> 01:30:17,420
却一直闪个不停
1091
01:30:29,530 --> 01:30:31,690
很不可思议吧?
1092
01:30:35,030 --> 01:30:37,240
还有…
1093
01:30:37,580 --> 01:30:41,310
这个房间常常听得非常清楚
1094
01:30:41,840 --> 01:30:45,330
女人的哭声
1095
01:30:50,890 --> 01:30:55,350
但今天听不到耶
1096
01:30:56,560 --> 01:30:59,220
重要的时刻偏偏不出现
1097
01:31:02,860 --> 01:31:04,750
幽灵小姐!
1098
01:31:05,800 --> 01:31:07,640
别害怕,赶快出来啊!
1099
01:31:11,140 --> 01:31:13,870
快跟大家说不是骗人的啊
1100
01:31:15,370 --> 01:31:17,040
(来了! -为什么脸变黑了?)
1101
01:31:17,180 --> 01:31:18,810
(不是合成的吧?)
1102
01:31:20,180 --> 01:31:21,640
又响了喔
1103
01:31:22,320 --> 01:31:26,060
今天电铃也响太多次了吧
1104
01:31:28,890 --> 01:31:31,730
(不见了 -山女被诅咒了吧?)
1105
01:31:31,860 --> 01:31:34,050
(刚刚那是怎么回事? -作假吗?)
1106
01:31:37,500 --> 01:31:39,660
是宅配啊
1107
01:31:54,410 --> 01:31:55,900
山女
1108
01:36:16,140 --> 01:36:17,310
山女!
1109
01:36:19,650 --> 01:36:20,950
山女!
1110
01:36:21,320 --> 01:36:22,710
山女!
1111
01:36:26,180 --> 01:36:27,560
山女!
1112
01:36:31,490 --> 01:36:32,580
山女!
1113
01:36:34,090 --> 01:36:35,460
山女!
1114
01:36:39,240 --> 01:36:40,530
山女!
1115
01:36:41,900 --> 01:36:42,960
山女!
1116
01:36:56,520 --> 01:36:59,320
山女! -小梓!
1117
01:37:00,190 --> 01:37:01,250
这里!
1118
01:37:57,450 --> 01:37:58,610
小梓…
1119
01:38:00,050 --> 01:38:01,470
山女…
1120
01:38:04,220 --> 01:38:07,420
为什么我会这样…
1121
01:38:11,090 --> 01:38:12,250
为什么…
1122
01:38:13,690 --> 01:38:14,780
不要啊…
1123
01:38:14,960 --> 01:38:16,320
小梓…
1124
01:38:21,240 --> 01:38:23,660
小梓,对不起…
1125
01:38:25,270 --> 01:38:27,370
都是我害的才会这样…
1126
01:38:34,280 --> 01:38:38,180
如果你没有跟我在一起的话…
1127
01:38:41,560 --> 01:38:42,780
我…
1128
01:38:45,120 --> 01:38:47,520
认识山女
1129
01:38:50,230 --> 01:38:51,820
我很开心
1130
01:38:53,700 --> 01:38:57,240
我…我到底在做什么…
1131
01:39:14,350 --> 01:39:15,550
山女!
1132
01:39:15,690 --> 01:39:17,390
中井!中井!
1133
01:39:18,160 --> 01:39:19,530
小梓!
1134
01:39:35,170 --> 01:39:36,810
恶灵退散!
1135
01:39:37,880 --> 01:39:39,650
恶灵退散!
1136
01:40:00,570 --> 01:40:03,270
横水小姐!不行,完全没用啊!
1137
01:40:03,570 --> 01:40:04,870
果然不行吗?
1138
01:40:05,170 --> 01:40:07,200
怎么办才好? -冷静!
1139
01:40:07,380 --> 01:40:10,180
准备线香记得顺序吗!
1140
01:40:10,750 --> 01:40:11,680
记得!
1141
01:40:25,490 --> 01:40:26,440
好烫!
1142
01:40:26,800 --> 01:40:28,060
给我忍耐!
1143
01:40:28,770 --> 01:40:29,750
好烫!
1144
01:41:39,370 --> 01:41:41,170
小梓?小梓?
1145
01:41:41,540 --> 01:41:42,560
山女!
1146
01:41:42,870 --> 01:41:43,990
中井!
1147
01:41:49,510 --> 01:41:50,500
中井!
1148
01:41:52,950 --> 01:41:54,940
中井!中井!
1149
01:43:11,930 --> 01:43:12,950
走!快走!
1150
01:43:18,540 --> 01:43:20,990
快点!快出去!
1151
01:43:22,870 --> 01:43:24,600
那是什么鬼啊!
1152
01:43:28,410 --> 01:43:30,510
来得及真是太好了!
1153
01:43:31,550 --> 01:43:33,970
我去问了横水小姐地址
1154
01:43:35,380 --> 01:43:38,980
中井…谢谢你!
1155
01:43:40,490 --> 01:43:44,310
你少来了!我才不是为了你!
1156
01:43:44,460 --> 01:43:46,320
我是为了小梓
1157
01:43:48,870 --> 01:43:53,290
没想到这把伞竟然救了我们
1158
01:43:55,670 --> 01:43:57,170
真的耶
1159
01:43:58,240 --> 01:44:01,560
搞笑真的可以救人
1160
01:44:39,650 --> 01:44:43,380
这是为您准备的「不可怕的房子」
1161
01:44:43,820 --> 01:44:45,040
谢谢
1162
01:44:52,230 --> 01:44:54,490
小梓觉得哪一间好呢?
1163
01:44:57,270 --> 01:44:58,930
好犹豫啊
1164
01:45:01,940 --> 01:45:03,600
我去看看还有没有其他的
1165
01:45:03,740 --> 01:45:04,790
不好意思
1166
01:45:09,980 --> 01:45:10,930
这间呢?
1167
01:45:18,820 --> 01:45:19,880
你喜欢吗?
1168
01:45:22,290 --> 01:45:23,410
也没有…
1169
01:45:26,120 --> 01:45:28,590
没关系,慢慢决定吧
1170
01:45:31,300 --> 01:45:33,720
那边的也看看
1171
01:45:33,830 --> 01:45:34,990
嗯
1172
01:46:04,460 --> 01:46:05,490
横水小姐?
1173
01:46:21,250 --> 01:46:24,570
不好意思…横水小姐…
1174
01:46:25,780 --> 01:46:27,820
横水小姐!横水小姐!
1175
01:46:27,960 --> 01:46:30,620
谁帮忙叫救护车啊!
1176
01:46:30,760 --> 01:46:32,680
快点!赶快叫救护车!
1177
01:46:32,830 --> 01:46:34,490
横水小姐! -不要啊!
1178
01:46:34,630 --> 01:46:35,680
横水小姐!
1179
01:46:36,530 --> 01:46:40,290
快点!救护车!快点!
1180
01:46:41,040 --> 01:46:42,130
横水小姐!
1181
01:46:43,900 --> 01:46:45,330
不行了! -救护车!
1182
01:46:46,000 --> 01:46:48,570
快叫救护车!横水小姐!
1183
01:46:50,580 --> 01:46:51,570
小梓…
1184
01:47:15,600 --> 01:47:16,660
走吧
1185
01:48:00,250 --> 01:48:02,080
真实身份的来去凶宅住一晚搞笑艺人
1186
01:48:02,080 --> 01:48:03,710
松原田螺
1187
01:48:03,750 --> 01:48:05,610
现在也持续入住问题凶宅
1188
01:48:05,680 --> 01:48:06,840
目前住到第十间
1189
01:48:10,160 --> 01:48:13,980
所谓的「问题凶宅」其实是最近数十年
才被广泛使用的名称
1190
01:48:13,990 --> 01:48:16,620
不管哪栋房子
过去在那个场所、那片土地
1191
01:48:16,630 --> 01:48:19,020
实际上曾发生过什么事情
从来就没有人知道
1192
01:48:19,100 --> 01:48:21,960
非要亲身体验了才知道
松原田螺
1193
01:48:34,980 --> 01:48:38,980
(平成26年5月6日)
(入住同意书 松原高志)
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