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The basic problem
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with the beginning
of the relationship, I think,
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is that each person
has their own sexual timetable
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of what should happen when
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that the other person
knows nothing about.
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That's why I really think
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we need some sort
of sexual rule book,
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where it's written down
and agreed upon,
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sexual standard
dating procedure.
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You know what I mean?
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So if there's any problems,
you can go,
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"Look, honey, I'm very sorry,
but we've been out three times,
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"and according to Article 7,
Section 5,
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"there's got to be
some physical contact,
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"there's got to be
some physical contact,
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"as you can see, right there.
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"Otherwise, I will
report you to the board,
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and they can put out
a warrant for an embrace."
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Wait a second,
wait a second.
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And then-- And then
the butler says,
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"I'm not cleaning it up!
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I'm sick of cleaning!"
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That's funny.
That's funny.
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"I'm sick of cleaning,"
that's very funny.
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I've never seen a pilot script
as funny as this.
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Yeah. It's funny!
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I mean, how funny is this?
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It's funny.
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I mean, we're not
stupid, right?
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We know when
something's funny.
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It cannot not be funny.
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Now, come on,
let's stay with it.
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We gotta
finish this today.
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Okay. Hey, you know,
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maybe I should give it
to my therapist to read.
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She's smart.
I trust her.
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She's smart.
I trust her.
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Yeah, maybe
I'll give it to Elaine.
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Hey, you know,
we haven't brought
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the Elaine character
into the show yet.
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We should try and get her
into this scene.
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Right. Right. Okay.
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"Elaine...enters."
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Right.
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What does she say?
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I don't know.
What do women say?
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I don't know.
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I don't even know
what they think.
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That's why
I'm in therapy.
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If we bring Elaine in,
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there's gonna be so many
people to keep track of.
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there's gonna be so many
people to keep track of.
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It's gonna be too hard.
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I forget where
everybody's standing.
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You, me, Kramer, the butler.
It's too much.
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All right, forget Elaine.
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All right.
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Hey.
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Hey.
Hey.
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You are never gonna believe
who I just ran into today.
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Who?
Your old flame,
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Gail Cunningham.
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Did you talk to her?
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Well, I was on my way
to the Y,
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I saw her
coming towards me.
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I didn't know what to do,
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because I remember
you had three dates with her
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and she wouldn't kiss you
good night.
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So now I'm thinking, you know,
what is my duty to my friend?
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Do I acknowledge her?
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Do I ignore her?
What is my responsibility?
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Well, so, what happened?
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Yeah, you know,
she sees me and she goes,
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[SQUEALING]
"Ooh, hi, Kramer!"
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You know?
Like nothing happened!
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Like she never, you know,
went three dates with you,
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and refused
to kiss you good night.
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I know about
the three dates.
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So you know what I did?
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I snubbed her.
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What do you mean,
you snubbed her?
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I walked right
by her, vfft!
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Never said a word.
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Right by her?
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Right by her!
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Right by her!
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What do you say
about a guy like this?
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Huh?
Yeah.
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You are some great friend,
I'll tell you.
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Snubbed her.
Not that I condone it.
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I've never condoned snubbing
in my administration,
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but your loyalty
is beyond question.
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Yeah, well, you know,
she's lucky
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I was in a good mood.
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Could've been
a lot worse.
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I'm not even in here.
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Yeah. I know.
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Well, I thought
there was gonna be
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a character
named Elaine Benes.
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Well, there were too many
people in the room.
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Well, there were too many
people in the room.
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We couldn't keep track
of everybody.
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George and the the butler...
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You "couldn't keep track
of everybody"?
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Well, we tried.
We-- We couldn't.
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We didn't know how to...
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We couldn't write for a woman.
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We didn't know
what you would say.
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Even right now,
I'm sitting here,
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I know you're gonna
say something.
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I have no idea what it is.
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You "have no idea"?
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Something derogatory?
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Ah ha ha. I thought
I'd find you here.
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Well, Gail Cunningham!
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Hi, Gail.
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Hi, Elaine.
Nice to see you.
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Hi, Elaine.
Nice to see you.
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Hey, what is with
your friend Kramer?
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Why?
He snubbed me.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah, I'm sure.
What did you tell him?
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Nothing.
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Hey, where are you
going with that?
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Gimme that.
Well, I thought
you were finished.
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I took two bites.
How am I finished?
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[COUGHING]
Plus, you're
coming down with something.
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You want me to get sick?
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Bite?
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So I want to know,
why did Kramer do that?
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Once he leaves the building,
he's out of my jurisdiction.
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Well, tell him
that I am mad at him.
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All right.
So where are you cooking now?
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Pfeiffer's.
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Oh, the power-lunch crowd.
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Nice shoes.
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Nice shoes.
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Oh...
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Thank you.
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Where'd you get them?
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They're, um, Botticelli's.
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Ooh! Botticelli's!
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Look at you.
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I'm afraid to go in there.
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Really?
Yeah.
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Would you care to join us?
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No, no, I got to
get to the restaurant. Oh!
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See ya.
See ya.
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[GOOFILY]
"Ooh! Look at you.
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Botticelli's."
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That bothered you?
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Yes, it bothered me.
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So I bought a pair of shoes
at Botticelli's?
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So I bought a pair of shoes
at Botticelli's?
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I'm not allowed to shop there?
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That really embarrassed me.
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It did?
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Yes!
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Couldn't you see that?
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No.
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This is why
you're not in the pilot.
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Well, George, I think
you're beginning
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to get some perspective
on things.
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I think
we're making progress.
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Yeah. I feel
like I've grown.
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Good. So let's
pick up on this next week.
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Great.
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Oh, by the way,
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Oh, by the way,
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did you get a chance
to read the script?
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Yes. Yes, I did.
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Well, what'd you think?
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Uh, it was...good.
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You...
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You didn't like it?
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Well, no...
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I-I-I can't
believe this!
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What was wrong with it?
What didn't you like about it?
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It wasn't funny.
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"It wasn't funny"?
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What, are you kidding?
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No. I didn't find it funny.
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You "didn't find it funny"?
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You "didn't find it funny"?
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This is what I'm paying for?
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Well, that whole
story line
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about a guy who
gets into a car accident,
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doesn't have
any insurance,
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so the judge sentences him
to be a butler?
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I didn't really
buy that.
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Let me-- Let me tell you
who did, uh, buy it.
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We pitched this story
to Russell Dalrymple,
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the president of NBC,
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and he ate it up
with a spoon.
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George, if you're going to be
in a creative field,
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you're gonna have to learn
how to deal with criticism.
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How's this for criticism?
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Um...
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Um...
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You stink.
How do you like that criticism?
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You know what's funny to me?
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That diploma up on the wall.
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That is my idea of co-me-dy:
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you sitting here,
telling people what to do.
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I think you better go.
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Oh, I'm going, baby.
I'm going.
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It's Jerry's fault.
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He took out all my good lines.
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He's such a control freak!
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So you send me
to this therapist
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So you send me
to this therapist
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to help me with
my emotional disorders,
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and she criticizes
our script.
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What kind of
a therapist is that?
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Well, I guess she didn't think
it was funny.
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Oh, "she didn't think
it was funny"?
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What is she,
Rowan and Martin?
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We're supposed to
meet with NBC tomorrow.
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She completely shattered
my confidence.
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I'm paying for this.
She's my employee.
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I thought your mother's
paying for it.
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And she slaves
to earn every penny,
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so that some day I might be able
to walk up to a woman,
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and say, "Yes, I'm bald,
but I'm still a good person."
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and say, "Yes, I'm bald,
but I'm still a good person."
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You know, he's right.
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It's not her place
to criticize the script,
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which reminds me,
what did you think of it?
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You never told me.
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What did I think of it?
Yeah.
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[COUGHING]
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Hey, buddy, I got
something to tell you.
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Now, one second. Hold on!
You can't get off that easy.
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Tell me what you thought.
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Well, you know,
Jerry, I--
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I just kissed
Gail Cunningham. Ooh!
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You what?
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Yeah, I kissed her.
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You kissed her?
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Right on the mouth.
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Right on the mouth.
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What kind of great friend
are you?
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How do you go from snubbing
to kissing?
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Well, you know, I saw her
outside the Y, you know.
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She came up to me,
she started yelling, you know,
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because I snubbed her.
And, uh, then, uh, you know,
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we started talking a little bit,
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and I-- I walked her
to her building,
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and just before I left,
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I put my arm around her waist,
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I pulled her to me,
and I-- I planted one.
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And what
did she do?
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She kissed me back.
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I don't get this.
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I go out with this girl
three times,
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she doesn't want
to shake my hand,
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she doesn't want
to shake my hand,
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why is she kissing you?
Well...
259
00:08:11,386 --> 00:08:12,754
Because I snubbed her.
260
00:08:12,788 --> 00:08:15,390
You see?
Women, they like that.
261
00:08:15,423 --> 00:08:16,892
Yes! I understand women.
262
00:08:16,925 --> 00:08:18,894
The snub is good.
263
00:08:18,927 --> 00:08:21,097
They love the snub.
264
00:08:21,130 --> 00:08:22,265
No, they don't.
265
00:08:22,298 --> 00:08:23,767
I tried that once.
266
00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:26,270
I snubbed for a year.
Nothing.
267
00:08:26,303 --> 00:08:28,272
Every woman I saw,
I snubbed.
268
00:08:28,305 --> 00:08:30,775
You never saw people
so pleased.
269
00:08:30,808 --> 00:08:32,777
Ooh. So...
270
00:08:32,810 --> 00:08:36,214
I understand you're buying
your shoes now at Botticelli's.
271
00:08:36,247 --> 00:08:37,215
What?
272
00:08:37,248 --> 00:08:38,205
Who told you that?
273
00:08:38,205 --> 00:08:38,784
Who told you that?
274
00:08:38,817 --> 00:08:40,719
Gail Cunningham.
275
00:08:40,752 --> 00:08:42,388
I-- I don't understand.
276
00:08:42,421 --> 00:08:44,656
Why is this woman
talking about my shoes?
277
00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:47,660
Why are my shoes
a topic of conversation?
278
00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:49,429
Well, you know,
we were just talking,
279
00:08:49,462 --> 00:08:51,564
and she mentioned how
you're buying your shoes now
280
00:08:51,598 --> 00:08:52,933
at Botticelli's.
281
00:08:52,966 --> 00:08:56,437
"How I'm buying my shoes now
at Botticelli's".
282
00:08:56,470 --> 00:09:00,241
Did you hear this?
283
00:09:00,274 --> 00:09:02,343
So what?
284
00:09:02,376 --> 00:09:04,112
"So what?"
285
00:09:04,145 --> 00:09:06,115
She is talking about my shoes!
286
00:09:06,148 --> 00:09:07,782
She is discussing my shoes!
287
00:09:07,816 --> 00:09:08,205
It is nobody's business
where I buy my shoes!
288
00:09:08,205 --> 00:09:12,555
It is nobody's business
where I buy my shoes!
289
00:09:22,666 --> 00:09:23,834
Hey! Gail!
290
00:09:23,868 --> 00:09:25,502
Yup.
291
00:09:25,536 --> 00:09:26,671
Elaine!
292
00:09:26,704 --> 00:09:28,340
Why are you talking
about my shoes?
293
00:09:28,373 --> 00:09:30,542
What?
My Botticelli shoes.
294
00:09:30,575 --> 00:09:32,110
You've been talking
about my Botticelli shoes.
295
00:09:32,144 --> 00:09:33,545
What are you talking about?
296
00:09:33,578 --> 00:09:35,614
Did you or did you not
tell Kramer
297
00:09:35,648 --> 00:09:37,550
that I got my shoes
at Botticelli's?
298
00:09:37,583 --> 00:09:38,205
It's too spicy.
He wants another one.
299
00:09:38,205 --> 00:09:39,285
It's too spicy.
He wants another one.
300
00:09:39,318 --> 00:09:41,120
You got that
pasta primavera?
301
00:09:41,154 --> 00:09:42,856
Look, Elaine,
I am very busy here.
302
00:09:42,889 --> 00:09:45,024
Who else have you mentioned
my shoes to, huh?
303
00:09:45,058 --> 00:09:47,727
I wanna know why my footwear
is your conversation?
304
00:09:47,761 --> 00:09:50,798
I am not discussing this.
This is insane.
305
00:09:50,831 --> 00:09:52,700
You got that pasta
primavera? Let's go!
306
00:09:52,733 --> 00:09:54,269
Here.
[SNEEZES]
307
00:10:01,410 --> 00:10:04,847
Here you are,
Mr. Dalrymple.
308
00:10:04,881 --> 00:10:06,048
Sorry for the delay.
309
00:10:06,082 --> 00:10:07,717
Enjoy your lunch.
310
00:10:08,785 --> 00:10:10,220
Well, come in.
311
00:10:10,253 --> 00:10:11,588
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
312
00:10:11,621 --> 00:10:13,523
Awfully sorry
to make you come up here,
313
00:10:13,556 --> 00:10:14,925
but I really wasn't
feeling well enough
314
00:10:14,958 --> 00:10:16,093
to go back
to the office,
315
00:10:16,126 --> 00:10:17,861
and, well, it's
the only chance I have
316
00:10:17,895 --> 00:10:19,197
to meet with you
this week.
317
00:10:19,230 --> 00:10:20,198
Are you all right?
318
00:10:20,231 --> 00:10:21,199
Well, it's my stomach.
319
00:10:21,232 --> 00:10:22,601
I think
there must have been something
320
00:10:22,634 --> 00:10:24,202
in the pasta primavera
I had for lunch.
321
00:10:24,235 --> 00:10:26,205
Ah.
Ah. Where did you eat?
322
00:10:26,238 --> 00:10:27,372
Pfeiffer's.
323
00:10:27,406 --> 00:10:28,607
Oh...
324
00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:29,709
I know the chef there.
325
00:10:29,742 --> 00:10:31,243
Yeah, food's usually terrific.
326
00:10:31,276 --> 00:10:33,446
My cousin works
for Bouchard's.
327
00:10:33,479 --> 00:10:35,215
They used to use
the bouillabaisse
328
00:10:35,248 --> 00:10:37,583
for a toilet.
329
00:10:37,617 --> 00:10:38,205
What are you saying?
330
00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:38,719
What are you saying?
331
00:10:38,752 --> 00:10:40,721
Well, you didn't
hear it from me,
332
00:10:40,754 --> 00:10:42,055
but needless to say,
333
00:10:42,089 --> 00:10:44,926
if you go in there,
stick with the consommé.
334
00:10:44,959 --> 00:10:46,528
We'd better get started.
335
00:10:46,561 --> 00:10:47,862
My daughter's
gonna be here soon.
336
00:10:47,895 --> 00:10:48,930
Oh, you have a daughter.
337
00:10:48,963 --> 00:10:50,365
Yeah, she just turned 15
last week.
338
00:10:50,398 --> 00:10:52,234
Oh, that's a fun age.
339
00:10:52,267 --> 00:10:54,236
Yeah.
340
00:10:54,269 --> 00:10:55,604
All right.
341
00:10:55,638 --> 00:10:57,373
The script.
342
00:10:57,406 --> 00:10:59,608
Now, I've read this thing
three times...
343
00:11:02,311 --> 00:11:05,415
And every time I read it...
344
00:11:07,817 --> 00:11:08,205
What?
345
00:11:08,205 --> 00:11:09,153
What?
346
00:11:10,988 --> 00:11:11,956
Excuse me for a second.
347
00:11:11,989 --> 00:11:13,391
What?
348
00:11:13,424 --> 00:11:14,625
Would you like
a Pepto-Bismol?
349
00:11:14,659 --> 00:11:17,062
I keep them
in my wallet.
350
00:11:17,095 --> 00:11:19,465
You think he liked it?
351
00:11:19,498 --> 00:11:22,334
[RETCHES]
352
00:11:24,603 --> 00:11:26,506
I'm not sure.
353
00:11:27,940 --> 00:11:30,042
[RETCHING]
354
00:11:33,781 --> 00:11:36,183
[COUGHING]
355
00:11:36,216 --> 00:11:38,018
What was that dish
he said he--?
356
00:11:38,051 --> 00:11:38,205
Pasta primavera.
Yeah.
357
00:11:38,205 --> 00:11:40,955
Pasta primavera.
Yeah.
358
00:11:40,989 --> 00:11:43,958
You know, "primavera"
is Italian for "spring".
359
00:11:43,992 --> 00:11:45,026
No.
360
00:11:45,059 --> 00:11:47,029
Yeah.
361
00:11:47,062 --> 00:11:51,100
I really-- I'm terribly sorry.
It's just, uh...
362
00:11:51,133 --> 00:11:53,035
All of a sudden, it just hit me.
363
00:11:53,068 --> 00:11:56,472
So, uh, you were
saying, um...
364
00:11:56,506 --> 00:11:57,641
about the script.
365
00:11:57,674 --> 00:11:59,610
Right. The script.
366
00:11:59,643 --> 00:12:00,911
Your script needs, um...
367
00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:05,650
It needs, um...
368
00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:06,718
More jokes?
369
00:12:06,751 --> 00:12:07,785
Another ending?
370
00:12:07,819 --> 00:12:08,205
A different name
for the butler?
371
00:12:08,205 --> 00:12:09,387
A different name
for the butler?
372
00:12:09,421 --> 00:12:11,857
[RETCHES]
373
00:12:11,890 --> 00:12:15,694
[COUGHING]
374
00:12:15,728 --> 00:12:17,696
Maybe we should go.
375
00:12:17,730 --> 00:12:19,732
We haven't had
his notes yet.
376
00:12:19,765 --> 00:12:22,035
We don't know how
he feels about our work.
377
00:12:22,068 --> 00:12:24,738
[RETCHES]
378
00:12:24,771 --> 00:12:28,208
Oh, no!
Oh, God...
379
00:12:28,242 --> 00:12:30,811
Oh, my God.
380
00:12:30,845 --> 00:12:33,214
I can't listen
to any more of this.
381
00:12:33,248 --> 00:12:36,918
The guy's losing a lung
in there.
382
00:12:38,587 --> 00:12:39,555
Hello.
383
00:12:39,588 --> 00:12:40,556
Hi.
Hi.
384
00:12:40,589 --> 00:12:41,723
I'm Molly.
385
00:12:41,757 --> 00:12:42,824
I'm Jerry.
386
00:12:42,858 --> 00:12:44,060
Uh, George.
387
00:12:44,093 --> 00:12:45,995
We're here discussing
our script with your father.
388
00:12:46,028 --> 00:12:47,163
He just read it.
389
00:12:47,196 --> 00:12:49,232
[RETCHES]
390
00:12:49,266 --> 00:12:51,201
Daddy, are you okay?
391
00:12:51,234 --> 00:12:53,036
Yeah. Yeah, sweetie,
I--
392
00:12:53,070 --> 00:12:54,572
I'm fine.
393
00:12:54,605 --> 00:12:55,639
[GROANS]
394
00:12:57,074 --> 00:12:58,876
So you live
with your mother, huh?
395
00:12:58,909 --> 00:13:00,111
Uh, yeah.
396
00:13:00,144 --> 00:13:04,783
Divorce is very difficult,
especially on the kid.
397
00:13:04,816 --> 00:13:05,950
Of course,
I'm the result
398
00:13:05,984 --> 00:13:07,419
of my parents having
stayed together,
399
00:13:07,452 --> 00:13:08,205
so you never know.
400
00:13:08,205 --> 00:13:09,755
so you never know.
401
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,056
It's a crapshoot.
402
00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:13,293
Dad, are you all right?
What's the matter?
403
00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:14,427
It's just
a stomach thing.
404
00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:16,129
Yuck...
405
00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:18,431
Well, we're gonna have
to do this some other time.
406
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:20,834
So if you give me your number,
I'll call you later.
407
00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:26,340
Suddenly, I'm in the mood
for pasta primavera myself.
408
00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:38,205
Get a good look, Costanza?
409
00:13:38,205 --> 00:13:39,989
Get a good look, Costanza?
410
00:13:43,493 --> 00:13:44,728
What were you doing?
411
00:13:44,761 --> 00:13:46,263
Well, it's not my fault.
412
00:13:46,296 --> 00:13:47,731
You poked me.
413
00:13:47,764 --> 00:13:51,135
You're supposed to just
take a peek after a poke.
414
00:13:51,168 --> 00:13:52,737
You were like
you'd just put a quarter
415
00:13:52,770 --> 00:13:53,804
in those big metal things
416
00:13:53,838 --> 00:13:55,773
on top of the Empire
State Building.
417
00:13:55,807 --> 00:13:58,577
It was cleavage.
I couldn't look away.
418
00:13:58,610 --> 00:14:00,479
What am I,
waiting to win an Oscar here?
419
00:14:00,512 --> 00:14:02,148
This is all I have in my life.
420
00:14:02,181 --> 00:14:05,117
Looking at cleavage
is like looking at the Sun.
421
00:14:05,151 --> 00:14:06,753
You don't stare at it.
422
00:14:06,786 --> 00:14:08,205
It's too risky.
423
00:14:08,205 --> 00:14:08,455
It's too risky.
424
00:14:08,488 --> 00:14:10,590
You get a sense of it,
then you look away.
425
00:14:10,623 --> 00:14:11,825
All right.
426
00:14:11,859 --> 00:14:13,794
So he caught me
in a cleavage peek.
427
00:14:13,827 --> 00:14:15,128
So big deal.
428
00:14:15,162 --> 00:14:16,597
Who wouldn't look
at his daughter's cleavage?
429
00:14:16,630 --> 00:14:17,798
She's got nice cleavage.
430
00:14:17,831 --> 00:14:20,468
That's why I poked.
That's why I peeked.
431
00:14:20,501 --> 00:14:21,603
Oh, hi.
432
00:14:21,636 --> 00:14:24,306
Hey! What is with
your friend, Elaine?
433
00:14:24,339 --> 00:14:25,774
What?
434
00:14:25,807 --> 00:14:29,712
She comes to my restaurant,
comes right in my kitchen,
435
00:14:29,745 --> 00:14:30,713
and starts complaining
436
00:14:30,746 --> 00:14:32,147
that I'm talking
about her shoes.
437
00:14:32,181 --> 00:14:33,816
She did?
Yeah, right
in the kitchen.
438
00:14:33,849 --> 00:14:35,151
Disgraceful.
439
00:14:35,185 --> 00:14:37,487
Well, I don't like people
coming into my kitchen.
440
00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:38,205
I think she might've sneezed
441
00:14:38,205 --> 00:14:38,822
I think she might've sneezed
442
00:14:38,855 --> 00:14:41,225
all over someone's
pasta primavera.
443
00:14:41,258 --> 00:14:43,760
Someone might have gotten sick
because of her.
444
00:14:45,763 --> 00:14:47,465
Yeah...
445
00:14:47,499 --> 00:14:50,135
Pasta primavera?
446
00:14:50,168 --> 00:14:52,337
Is that what she said?
447
00:14:52,370 --> 00:14:54,673
Hey, she's something, huh?
448
00:14:54,707 --> 00:14:57,310
She's a wild one.
She's wearing me out.
449
00:14:57,343 --> 00:14:58,311
She is?
450
00:14:58,344 --> 00:15:00,313
She's real sensual.
451
00:15:00,346 --> 00:15:02,916
You know,
with the cooking and all.
452
00:15:06,253 --> 00:15:08,205
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
453
00:15:08,205 --> 00:15:08,255
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
454
00:15:11,091 --> 00:15:12,660
Hello.
455
00:15:12,693 --> 00:15:14,262
Oh, hi, Stu.
456
00:15:14,295 --> 00:15:15,263
From NBC?
457
00:15:15,296 --> 00:15:16,431
Yeah.
458
00:15:16,464 --> 00:15:18,166
What's going on?
459
00:15:18,199 --> 00:15:21,069
What? Really?
460
00:15:21,102 --> 00:15:23,405
Oh, my God.
461
00:15:23,439 --> 00:15:25,842
Did he give you a reason?
462
00:15:25,875 --> 00:15:27,510
Oh, boy.
463
00:15:27,544 --> 00:15:28,578
Okay.
464
00:15:28,611 --> 00:15:29,912
All right. Thanks.
465
00:15:29,946 --> 00:15:32,049
Dalrymple just
canceled the pilot.
466
00:15:35,118 --> 00:15:36,920
JERRY:
If you hadn't gone
to her restaurant,
467
00:15:36,954 --> 00:15:38,222
This whole thing
wouldn't have happened.
468
00:15:38,256 --> 00:15:40,458
Look, I don't like people
talking about my shoes
469
00:15:40,491 --> 00:15:41,726
behind my back, okay?
470
00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:43,227
My shoes are my business.
471
00:15:43,261 --> 00:15:45,130
The two of you
shouldn't have been looking
472
00:15:45,164 --> 00:15:46,731
at some 15-year-old's
cleavage anyway.
473
00:15:46,765 --> 00:15:48,067
He poked me!
474
00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:49,835
There was cleavage
in the area!
475
00:15:51,504 --> 00:15:52,638
That's a reflex.
476
00:15:52,672 --> 00:15:53,939
Cleavage, poke.
Cleavage, poke.
477
00:15:53,973 --> 00:15:55,942
But she was 15!
478
00:15:55,976 --> 00:15:58,912
You don't consider age
in the face of cleavage.
479
00:15:58,945 --> 00:16:00,814
This occurs
on a molecular level.
480
00:16:00,847 --> 00:16:02,583
You can't control it.
481
00:16:02,616 --> 00:16:04,142
We're like
some kind of weird fish,
482
00:16:04,142 --> 00:16:04,251
We're like
some kind of weird fish,
483
00:16:04,285 --> 00:16:07,322
where the eyes operate
independently of the head.
484
00:16:07,355 --> 00:16:08,756
All right,
what's the difference?
485
00:16:08,790 --> 00:16:10,325
What are we gonna do now?
486
00:16:10,358 --> 00:16:12,594
He won't take our calls.
We can't get into his office.
487
00:16:12,627 --> 00:16:13,996
You know
what we could do?
488
00:16:14,029 --> 00:16:15,431
He eats at that
restaurant Pfeiffer's.
489
00:16:15,464 --> 00:16:17,433
We could have Gail call
the next time he's there,
490
00:16:17,466 --> 00:16:18,634
go and talk to him.
491
00:16:18,667 --> 00:16:19,903
Yeah, now you're
on to something.
492
00:16:19,936 --> 00:16:21,738
You know,
the whole thing is so stupid.
493
00:16:21,771 --> 00:16:23,239
Like he wouldn't do
the same thing
494
00:16:23,272 --> 00:16:25,409
if Elaine walked by
in a low-cut dress.
Yeah.
495
00:16:25,442 --> 00:16:26,810
Well, maybe not Elaine.
No.
496
00:16:26,843 --> 00:16:28,112
No...
497
00:16:28,145 --> 00:16:30,114
Somebody like Gail, though.
Yeah.
498
00:16:30,147 --> 00:16:31,148
What?
499
00:16:31,181 --> 00:16:32,750
What do you mean, Gail?
500
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:33,751
What?
501
00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:34,142
Hey-hey.
Hey.
Kramer, listen.
502
00:16:34,142 --> 00:16:35,821
Hey-hey.
Hey.
Kramer, listen.
503
00:16:35,854 --> 00:16:37,989
I want you to ask Gail
to do me a favor.
504
00:16:38,023 --> 00:16:39,958
The next time Russell Dalrymple
comes in the restaurant,
505
00:16:39,991 --> 00:16:41,460
ask her if
she would call me.
506
00:16:41,493 --> 00:16:42,761
Right. I'll call her
right now.
507
00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:43,695
Okay.
508
00:16:46,365 --> 00:16:47,600
What do you mean, Gail?
509
00:16:47,634 --> 00:16:49,269
You don't think
I can attract attention?
510
00:16:49,302 --> 00:16:51,471
You don't think
I could put asses in the seats?
511
00:16:52,806 --> 00:16:56,677
Look, sweetheart,
you know you've got it all.
512
00:16:56,710 --> 00:16:57,811
But let's face it.
513
00:16:58,980 --> 00:17:00,481
All right, she said
she'll do it.
514
00:17:00,514 --> 00:17:02,316
All right. Great.
Great! Beautiful.
515
00:17:02,350 --> 00:17:03,818
But she wants the shoes.
516
00:17:03,852 --> 00:17:04,142
What?
Yep.
517
00:17:04,142 --> 00:17:04,886
What?
Yep.
518
00:17:04,919 --> 00:17:06,821
She says
she wants those shoes.
519
00:17:06,855 --> 00:17:09,559
She wants my shoes!
520
00:17:09,592 --> 00:17:11,561
What kind of
person is this?
521
00:17:11,594 --> 00:17:13,329
All right, she's
not getting them!
522
00:17:13,363 --> 00:17:15,231
No, come on,
I'll buy you another pair.
523
00:17:15,265 --> 00:17:17,400
No, these are the last pair
of these that they had.
524
00:17:17,433 --> 00:17:19,235
I'll get you another
one just like it!
525
00:17:19,269 --> 00:17:21,071
These were the only
really cool ones like this.
526
00:17:21,105 --> 00:17:23,340
Don't you see
how everybody likes them
527
00:17:23,374 --> 00:17:24,676
and everybody talks about them?
528
00:17:28,446 --> 00:17:29,547
Elaine...
529
00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:33,686
...this pilot,
530
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:34,142
it doesn't matter to me.
It's not me I'm concerned about.
531
00:17:34,142 --> 00:17:38,091
it doesn't matter to me.
It's not me I'm concerned about.
532
00:17:38,124 --> 00:17:39,759
It's my mother.
533
00:17:39,793 --> 00:17:41,427
She's already been
in the hospital this year.
534
00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:42,829
Oh, yeah,
because she caught you jer--
535
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:44,564
Never mind!
536
00:17:44,598 --> 00:17:48,068
Oh, come on, wait a second.
This whole thing is ridiculous.
537
00:17:48,102 --> 00:17:50,170
How does she even know
she wears the same size?
538
00:17:50,204 --> 00:17:51,339
All right,
what size are you?
539
00:17:51,372 --> 00:17:52,340
Seven and a half.
540
00:17:52,373 --> 00:17:54,943
Eh! Bingo.
541
00:18:01,217 --> 00:18:03,119
Sauce this.
542
00:18:08,991 --> 00:18:10,293
Yeah, he's here.
543
00:18:10,327 --> 00:18:11,929
Oh, and one more thing:
544
00:18:11,962 --> 00:18:14,965
Bring the shoes.
545
00:18:22,807 --> 00:18:23,942
Ah-- Hey!
Oh!
546
00:18:23,975 --> 00:18:26,078
Oh! Lookee!
Ho!
547
00:18:26,111 --> 00:18:28,613
Fancy meeting you here.
Ha-ha!
548
00:18:28,648 --> 00:18:30,450
Oh, hello.
549
00:18:30,483 --> 00:18:32,285
Pasta primavera.
550
00:18:32,318 --> 00:18:33,853
Back on the horse.
551
00:18:35,288 --> 00:18:36,422
You know,
it's a funny thing,
552
00:18:36,456 --> 00:18:37,624
because after
the pilot got canceled,
553
00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:38,825
we hadn't heard
from you.
554
00:18:38,859 --> 00:18:40,594
We didn't hear anything.
Didn't know.
555
00:18:40,627 --> 00:18:41,928
We're wondering.
What happened?
556
00:18:41,963 --> 00:18:44,431
Well, it just didn't seem
to be the right project
557
00:18:44,465 --> 00:18:45,867
for us right now.
558
00:18:56,144 --> 00:18:58,681
So, what
were you saying?
559
00:18:58,714 --> 00:19:01,150
Oh, uh-- The--
Yeah, t-the show.
560
00:19:01,184 --> 00:19:02,619
Because if it had
anything at all
561
00:19:02,652 --> 00:19:04,142
to do with
what you perceived as me
562
00:19:04,142 --> 00:19:04,354
to do with
what you perceived as me
563
00:19:04,388 --> 00:19:05,522
leering
at your daughter,
564
00:19:05,555 --> 00:19:07,257
I really have to take
issue with that.
565
00:19:07,291 --> 00:19:08,325
I did not leer.
566
00:19:08,358 --> 00:19:10,160
Did I leer?
No leer.
567
00:19:10,194 --> 00:19:11,962
ELAINE:
Uh...
568
00:19:11,996 --> 00:19:12,997
Excuse me, um...
569
00:19:13,030 --> 00:19:14,099
[CLEARS THROAT]
570
00:19:14,132 --> 00:19:15,600
Are you using that ketchup?
571
00:19:15,633 --> 00:19:17,636
Uh, no.
572
00:19:23,042 --> 00:19:26,846
Because if I'm--
If I'm looking straight ahead,
573
00:19:26,879 --> 00:19:29,682
and something enters
my field of vision,
574
00:19:29,716 --> 00:19:31,819
that's merely
a happenstance.
575
00:19:31,852 --> 00:19:33,020
Look...
576
00:19:33,053 --> 00:19:34,142
under the circumstances,
I don't really feel
577
00:19:34,142 --> 00:19:34,788
under the circumstances,
I don't really feel
578
00:19:34,822 --> 00:19:36,390
that we should be
in business together.
579
00:19:38,326 --> 00:19:39,660
Here's your ketchup back.
580
00:19:39,693 --> 00:19:41,963
You know, I have
the hardest time
581
00:19:41,996 --> 00:19:44,466
trying to get some out.
I mean, I just kept..
582
00:19:44,499 --> 00:19:46,801
pounding and pounding
on the bottom of it.
583
00:19:46,836 --> 00:19:48,470
Do you ever have
any trouble?
584
00:19:48,503 --> 00:19:49,672
No.
585
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,141
Do you have a...
586
00:19:52,175 --> 00:19:53,576
[SENSUALLY]
ketchup secret?
587
00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:55,111
No...
588
00:19:57,047 --> 00:19:59,249
...don't have
a ketchup secret.
589
00:19:59,283 --> 00:20:00,751
[GIGGLES]
590
00:20:00,784 --> 00:20:02,019
Because, um...
591
00:20:02,053 --> 00:20:03,988
if you do have
a ketchup secret,
592
00:20:04,021 --> 00:20:04,142
I would really, really
like to know what it is.
593
00:20:04,142 --> 00:20:07,559
I would really, really
like to know what it is.
594
00:20:09,894 --> 00:20:11,897
[ALL CHUCKLING]
595
00:20:17,203 --> 00:20:18,905
Field of vision, huh?
596
00:20:20,406 --> 00:20:21,374
How's everything?
597
00:20:21,407 --> 00:20:22,509
Mm!
Really good.
598
00:20:22,542 --> 00:20:24,711
This pasta primavera
is fabulous.
599
00:20:24,744 --> 00:20:26,113
Very tasty.
600
00:20:26,146 --> 00:20:27,882
How'd everything go
with that NBC guy?
601
00:20:27,915 --> 00:20:28,949
Great.
602
00:20:28,983 --> 00:20:30,084
The pilot's back on.
603
00:20:30,117 --> 00:20:31,452
In fact, Elaine's
going out with him
604
00:20:31,486 --> 00:20:33,221
tomorrow night.
605
00:20:34,489 --> 00:20:36,191
Hey, listen, Elaine.
606
00:20:36,224 --> 00:20:38,293
You know, if Russell mentions
anything about the pilot,
607
00:20:38,326 --> 00:20:40,529
you'll, of course, tell him
how much you liked it.
608
00:20:40,562 --> 00:20:42,965
You know,
I happen to have the script
609
00:20:42,999 --> 00:20:44,533
right here with me,
and, uh...
610
00:20:44,566 --> 00:20:45,702
[CLEARS THROAT]
611
00:20:45,735 --> 00:20:47,537
on page three, for example,
612
00:20:47,570 --> 00:20:51,308
suppose the Elaine character
comes in wearing, uh...
613
00:20:51,341 --> 00:20:52,810
a low-cut dress.
614
00:20:52,843 --> 00:20:56,046
And the butler
is very distracted
615
00:20:56,079 --> 00:20:57,648
and can't work.
616
00:20:57,681 --> 00:20:59,117
Uh, that kind of comedy,
617
00:20:59,150 --> 00:21:00,719
that's a little
broad for us.
618
00:21:00,752 --> 00:21:01,786
Nyah...
619
00:21:01,820 --> 00:21:02,787
Well, I'm sure
620
00:21:02,821 --> 00:21:03,955
it's right up
Russell's alley.
621
00:21:03,988 --> 00:21:04,142
Well, it's a funny idea.
622
00:21:04,142 --> 00:21:06,125
Well, it's a funny idea.
623
00:21:06,158 --> 00:21:07,326
It's funny.
624
00:21:07,359 --> 00:21:08,493
Come on,
funny is funny.
625
00:21:08,527 --> 00:21:09,562
Funny is funny.
Yeah.
626
00:21:09,595 --> 00:21:10,730
We're here
to entertain, right?
627
00:21:10,763 --> 00:21:12,097
[LAUGHING]
628
00:21:12,131 --> 00:21:13,799
All right.
629
00:21:13,833 --> 00:21:16,102
Well, maybe I'll mention it
to Russell tomorrow night.
630
00:21:16,136 --> 00:21:17,103
If you can.
631
00:21:17,137 --> 00:21:18,338
Yeah.
632
00:21:18,372 --> 00:21:20,006
Where's he taking you,
by the way?
633
00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:21,508
Bouchard's on 53rd.
634
00:21:21,542 --> 00:21:23,644
[COUGHING]
635
00:21:27,048 --> 00:21:29,517
I think what he's
trying to say is,
636
00:21:29,551 --> 00:21:30,685
"Get the bouillabaisse."
637
00:21:42,666 --> 00:21:45,702
Men are obsessed with cleavage.
Women are obsessed with shoes.
638
00:21:45,735 --> 00:21:47,471
It's the same for both sexes.
639
00:21:47,504 --> 00:21:50,875
It doesn't matter how many times
we've seen these things,
640
00:21:50,908 --> 00:21:54,112
every time these objects
are presented to us,
641
00:21:54,145 --> 00:21:55,947
we have to look.
We cannot not look.
642
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:58,517
To men, cleavage
is like the nearest thing
643
00:21:58,550 --> 00:22:01,620
to a nearby UFO landing.
That's what it is.
644
00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:03,856
Women, if women
buy a pair of shoes
645
00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:05,692
that they really love,
646
00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:08,695
this is like boarding
the alien ship.
647
00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:11,133
I think it's entirely possible
that aliens have landed,
648
00:22:11,133 --> 00:22:11,198
I think it's entirely possible
that aliens have landed,
649
00:22:11,231 --> 00:22:12,651
and they haven't been able
to get our attention,
650
00:22:12,684 --> 00:22:14,951
because we're so preoccupied
with cleavage and shoes.
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