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No, I'm not paying that, forget it!
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Man: thank you.
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Sir lancelot, could you please get down.
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Fine.
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♪ well, I found that silver lining ♪
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♪ on the day that you were gone ♪
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♪ satin sheets surrounded me all night then all day long ♪
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alright, sir lancelot, I'm going.
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Hope you're happy. I'm taking the candy corns.
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Happy halloween.
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Man rapping: t--t--terrible, we'll make examples out of you.
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I could stutter all the way through
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but I'm still shaking the flu.
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I'm nice with it, want me on your shit
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then there's a price with it till I'm flat and I'm fifty.
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They're going platinum with my rap tune.
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Nice with the vocabulary,
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these ain't regular lyrics, nigga.
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This is your obituary.
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[man over p.a.]
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man: hello?
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ha!
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Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt.
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Maybe I made a mistake.
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Hi. I'm chris.
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Man: no, there's no mistake.
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Ah, actually you're just a little early, that's all.
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Well... Sorry.
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I brought some pumpkin bread.
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Thank you. That's really sweet.
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Chris: yeah.
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Happy halloween.
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[woman bursting in laughter]
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sure.
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Thanks for inviting me.
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ok.
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Fucking get him! [woman screaming]
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get him. How did you find us? Man: fucking get him!
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Chris: no, no, let go, let go, let go.
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Welcome to your murder.
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Woman: his little cardboard outfit really freaked me out.
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Man: I don't know where the hell that
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light chain came from,
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that wasn't there.
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You were great, you were so sexy screaming like that.
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Woman: I don't know, his costume's pretty hilarious.
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I think he might be retarded.
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You know, lexi, I don't know if it's the best idea
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to use a cell phone in the middle of a crime.
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Well, snapping photos
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isn't a great idea either, dildo!
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Lexi: hello, hey...
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Hey, let's go to cicero's party.
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why?
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This is the party,
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we've been planning this for weeks
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and cicero's a fucking ass hole.
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What's this shit?
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I just got off the phone with alexander, he's on his way over.
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Look, I don't think we actually thought
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someone would be stupid enough to show up.
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Man: the invitation said "murder party."
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If some jack ass is dumb enough to come here
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then he deserves to die.
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He's a white male, he's perfect.
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Are you republican?
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Don't make this political. This is about art.
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There's nothing more political than art.
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Oh, this is about impressing alexander
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and you know that, paul.
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Fuck you, sky, I want a grant.
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Look, cicero's party is like ten blocks away,
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let's just go there.
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This is enough.
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We have to wait for alexander.
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Let's vote.
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Fuck a vote.
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This has been decided and what the christ, sky?
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You're the one that brought the jug of acid,
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I mean, hardcore, right? [sky sighs]
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bill? What about you?
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What?
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Yeah? You ready to murder this dildo?
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I didn't sign up for a second degree assault party.
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Fine.
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Ok, what if I had an idea that will make everybody happy?
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No one has to die but it's violent,
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and when we're done, we'll rule the scene.
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Ok, so, what is it?
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Is...are there raisins in this?
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Are they organic?
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Oh my, god, you're allergic, you're not gonna die, are you?
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Should I call 911?
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no!
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I'll be fine, I just get really dizzy.
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I just need to sit down. I get really dizzy.
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It's preservatives, I'm allergic to 'em.
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Here. Alright, we'll then,
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then I can get back to...
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[crash]
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oops!
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Smells like cut grass.
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What?
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[heavy breathing]
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sky just died.
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Oh, shit!
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You killed her.
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You're bread. [mumbling]
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yeah!
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Yeah!
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You! I'm gonna kill him right now!
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Lock this mother fucker down!
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Wait, wait, we gotta wait for alexander before we do anything.
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Man: this is happening!
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Yeah, yeah!
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What?! What, mother fucker, what?!
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I wanna hear the screaming. What? What? What?
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Please don't kill me. I don't know what happened.
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Aaaaaah! I don't know what
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happened.
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Yeah! No, no, no, no.
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Yeah! Aaah! Aah!
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Burn! Yeah!
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Oh! Oh! Oh! I'm so sorry.
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I'm so sorry I did that.
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I'm sorry! Are you... Oh, fuck!
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I'm so sorry, please forgive me. I didn't mean to do that.
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Ha ha ha! Oh, my god!
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Lexi: what's happening? I don't know.it says "acetic aci
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well it smells like... Vinegar?
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I'll look it up on the internet.
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I think it's vinegar.
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Asshole.
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Hey! And I thought we agreed
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no alcohol until the deed was done.
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Hey! I just did the deed!
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And besides there's a pile of cocaine
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on the table and sky is dead.
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Coke, isn't a depressant, it enhances my powers.
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I'm just saying you know...
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What we said was no alcohol and no weed.
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It's vinegar.
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Man: vinegar? Great. We--we can pickle him to death.
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[phone ringing] aaa!
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Oh my god, it's alexander. He's here.
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Man: this is a cluster fuck!
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He's gonna think we're a bunch of dildos.
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Not if doesn't see the body.
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We should hide the body.
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That's exactly what I just said.
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Alexander! Hey.
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Yeah, that's cool, I'll be down in a sec.
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Maybe we should chop up her body
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and take her teeth or something.
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Just hide the body. Use the plastic!
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No, no plastic is for this guy.
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Who fucking gives a shit!
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Come on. Lexi: aa!
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Alright, how do you wanna do this?
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Like a burrito.
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Just lift. Lexi: just roll her.
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Ok, bring her over here.
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Oh! You...
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Alright.
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Oh my god, just drag her.
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Pick her up! Pick her up!
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Jesus christ, she's heavy!
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You got her? One, two,
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three, go. Ah!
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Man: ok. Lexi: ok, shut the bin.
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[heavy breathing]
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[hisses]
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aaa! You scared me. Ha ha ha.
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Lexi, you look smashing tonight.
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Thanks.
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Aah! Aah! Aw!
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Alexander: you alright, are you alright?
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Everyone, this is hell hammer, he's part dingo.
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Lexi: oh, his costume is adorable.
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And this is zycho, my new best friend.
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What are you supposed to be, paul?
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Vampire, er, 19th century vampire.
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Alexander: me too.
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Where'd you get those fangs?
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Uh, from a...a goth store, you know,
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downtown, they're resin, actually.
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Take 'em off, paul.
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What? Take off your
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vampire fangs.
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Are you serious?
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[breathes] ok.
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Man on game: headshot...
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Alexander: take them off, paul.
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And take off you vampire coat.
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And your vampire shirt.
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And now take off your vampire pants.
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[shoe drops]
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you're hairy. Mhh!
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Ok, so...
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Who is this dildo?
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Can you believe it?
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Achew!
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I'm sorry, I'm really allergic.
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I'm just gonna take him outside. Come on.
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Hey, zycho, grab this guy's wallet.
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[grunts]
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hm, aw.
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Christopher s. Holly, you're old.
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Oh! I needed good dentists.
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Is this guy any good?
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I feel like I'm getting a cavity.
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Hey, where's sky? Lexi: no show.
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I think she went to cicero's party.
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What a dirty whore.
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Anyway what are the pitches, bitches?
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What are we doing?
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Don't blow this, macon.
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Mmh. Ok, we're gonna cut this guy in a half,
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we're gonna dump his body in a vacant lot,
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we're gonna use the pressed up things
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as part of the paper mache elements
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of a massive multi media metal structure
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with participational, er...
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Er, you know what? Let me start over.
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Um, maybe something a little more progressive.
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We'll staple a pancake to his face
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and push him in front of the 'g' train
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and no one will ever know so...
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Macon: ever-what happens... Let's see what you got.
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Well, I've been working on a video installation
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and it's almost done.
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I was thinking about incorporating
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tonight's events into the installation.
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Well, come here.
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Lexi: come here, I'll show you.
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I call it um, "validiction in black".
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So I wanna keep it really abstract like this.
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Aaa! Camera operator:
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aren't they pretty?
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Oh, that's me! That's me!
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I couldn't find a real one so I totally...
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[camera operator voiceover] [screaming]
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oh, god, it's so good.
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You know, I've already got a venue for it.
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Really? What venue?
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Ah, europholies. It's right off bedford.
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Yeah, it's that juice bar
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with a digital projector in the back... Nice.
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Oh, paul, you're not mad? What do you propose?
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I think my photographs speak for themselves.
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Paul, come here.
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I was just messing around with you earlier.
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It's good to have the blood pumping through your veins.
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Paul, your photographs...
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Are excelsior.
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Who is this guy? I mean, why is he even here?
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Zycho, he's my drug dealer.
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He sells out of the back of his parents' perogi shop.
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It's alright, he's not gonna hurt you, his gun is fake.
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It's just part of his costume.
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What's his costume?
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Paul, I'm gonna need you to trust me,
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you're the front runner for the grant.
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[speaks french] what you got, buddy?
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I don't know. I was gonna cut his dick off
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and set him on fire.
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00:25:20,727 --> 00:25:23,063
I'm not gonna lie to you, dudes.
268
00:25:23,105 --> 00:25:25,899
I really wanted you to challenge yourselves on this one.
269
00:25:29,069 --> 00:25:33,407
I wanted you to forget that I have access to grant money.
270
00:25:33,449 --> 00:25:36,369
In excess of $300,000, did I mention that?
271
00:25:38,912 --> 00:25:41,539
You need to defend your territory,
272
00:25:41,581 --> 00:25:43,876
your artistic jurisdiction,
273
00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:46,086
your hunting grounds.
274
00:25:46,128 --> 00:25:50,132
Your prey is inspiration.
275
00:25:50,174 --> 00:25:54,928
Inspiration is shit! Unless you execute.
276
00:25:58,516 --> 00:26:00,642
Tonight we execute.
277
00:26:00,684 --> 00:26:04,271
In three years... Fuck that, six months...
278
00:26:04,313 --> 00:26:10,319
There's gonna be a starbucks, whole foods, jamba juice, cozy.
279
00:26:10,361 --> 00:26:13,280
Where's the inspiration in that?
280
00:26:13,322 --> 00:26:15,408
And this warehouse...
281
00:26:15,449 --> 00:26:18,244
Will no doubt be converted into over priced condos
282
00:26:18,285 --> 00:26:21,247
marketed as this artist's lofts.
283
00:26:21,288 --> 00:26:22,415
That's bullshit.
284
00:26:22,456 --> 00:26:27,127
No, this will be artist's lofts... Ours.
285
00:26:27,169 --> 00:26:31,882
Because what we do here tonight will change things forever.
286
00:26:31,924 --> 00:26:35,428
Don't think of this dildo as a victim.
287
00:26:35,469 --> 00:26:37,930
Think of him as a collaborator.
288
00:26:37,971 --> 00:26:41,475
It's his privilege to be here this evening.
289
00:26:41,517 --> 00:26:46,980
I ask for one thing, so precious little.
290
00:26:47,022 --> 00:26:49,858
When our master piece is complete,
291
00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:52,445
and the coroner's report is back in,
292
00:26:52,486 --> 00:26:56,782
they will read the cause of death... Art.
293
00:27:10,170 --> 00:27:15,175
So, think beyond splattering blood on canvas
294
00:27:15,217 --> 00:27:18,929
or death by paper mache.
295
00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:23,058
Jackson pollock is boring.
296
00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:27,980
And I've seen that scorsese film with that guy.
297
00:27:28,021 --> 00:27:32,485
Think hyper-artistic, think...
298
00:27:32,526 --> 00:27:36,654
no.
299
00:27:36,696 --> 00:27:42,369
The art is the act itself.
300
00:27:42,411 --> 00:27:45,998
We'll wait until the witching hour,
301
00:27:46,039 --> 00:27:48,542
and then we'll stab him,
302
00:27:48,584 --> 00:27:52,463
we'll all stab him till he dies.
303
00:28:02,722 --> 00:28:04,517
The witching hour is brilliant.
304
00:28:04,558 --> 00:28:06,684
Paul: the witching hour is midnight.
305
00:28:04,558 --> 00:28:06,684
Alexander: yeah.
306
00:28:06,726 --> 00:28:08,145
Macon: yeah, I know what witching hour is.
307
00:28:08,187 --> 00:28:09,896
I'm saying I'm gonna need some food before then.
308
00:28:09,938 --> 00:28:11,273
Paul: you wanna order food?
309
00:28:11,315 --> 00:28:12,690
Yeah, I can pick it up incognito.
310
00:28:12,732 --> 00:28:14,734
Alexander: also, macon, I want you to get some cake.
311
00:28:14,776 --> 00:28:17,779
We can't have a party without cake.
312
00:28:14,776 --> 00:28:17,779
And pizza.
313
00:28:17,821 --> 00:28:19,156
No pizza.
314
00:28:19,198 --> 00:28:22,493
I feel like... Chinese. William?
315
00:28:22,535 --> 00:28:24,453
I'll eat anything. Quail.
316
00:28:24,495 --> 00:28:26,163
How about thai food, you like thai food.
317
00:28:26,205 --> 00:28:27,873
I had thai food yesterday. Sushi?
318
00:28:27,914 --> 00:28:29,249
I don't really like sushi.
319
00:28:29,291 --> 00:28:31,084
Yeah, I think we should rule asian out all together.
320
00:28:31,126 --> 00:28:32,878
Cheese burgers. I'm not even hungry.
321
00:28:32,919 --> 00:28:34,672
Do you guys wanna do like breakfast, like
322
00:28:32,919 --> 00:28:34,672
pancakes or something?
323
00:28:34,712 --> 00:28:36,048
Milk shakes.
324
00:28:36,089 --> 00:28:38,634
I could do mexican. William? I'll eat anything.
325
00:28:38,676 --> 00:28:40,760
Let's let zycho decide. Zycho?
326
00:28:40,802 --> 00:28:43,389
Do they have fish and chips? I smell vinegar.
327
00:28:43,430 --> 00:28:45,558
Oh, yeah, how mod. Anything but fish.
328
00:28:45,599 --> 00:28:46,559
Just get a fucking pizza!
329
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:47,934
With sausage. Plain.
330
00:28:47,976 --> 00:28:49,936
Shit. Goddamn it!
331
00:28:54,316 --> 00:28:56,569
Shit! Shit!
332
00:29:05,118 --> 00:29:09,582
Shit! Shit! Shit!
333
00:29:09,623 --> 00:29:11,333
There he is!
334
00:29:42,989 --> 00:29:44,617
Aah! [chainsaw on]
335
00:29:53,626 --> 00:29:58,464
ah! There he is! There he is!
336
00:29:58,505 --> 00:29:59,881
The door!
337
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:06,346
[chainsaw starts]
338
00:30:14,647 --> 00:30:15,939
[heavy breathing, coughing]
339
00:30:31,871 --> 00:30:34,500
[rock music plays]
340
00:31:02,569 --> 00:31:03,779
ah, shit!
341
00:31:03,821 --> 00:31:06,156
You know, I'm getting a glare on his glasses.
342
00:31:06,198 --> 00:31:09,993
Can I get one of you guys to just go over...
343
00:31:14,581 --> 00:31:16,500
[mumbles]
344
00:31:24,758 --> 00:31:26,885
I got the pizza.
345
00:31:28,387 --> 00:31:31,390
Lexi?
346
00:31:31,431 --> 00:31:33,099
Is this the cake?
347
00:31:31,431 --> 00:31:33,099
Yeah.
348
00:31:33,141 --> 00:31:34,351
The cake is for him.
349
00:31:37,604 --> 00:31:41,149
Lexi's pussy screamed at me.
350
00:31:37,604 --> 00:31:41,149
It what?
351
00:31:41,191 --> 00:31:43,443
[screams]
352
00:31:53,161 --> 00:31:56,998
alexander, I am bored.
353
00:31:57,040 --> 00:32:00,168
Go grab the nipples, I'll spike his guts.
354
00:32:00,210 --> 00:32:03,213
Quit now. No to this...
355
00:32:09,469 --> 00:32:11,764
Can I use your cellphone, please?
356
00:32:11,805 --> 00:32:13,432
Oh, I would but...
357
00:32:13,473 --> 00:32:16,852
You shouldn't use a cellphone while committing a crime.
358
00:32:30,490 --> 00:32:35,287
Hi? Yeah, can you actually come down here please?
359
00:32:35,328 --> 00:32:38,457
Yeah, the address should be on my computer.
360
00:32:38,498 --> 00:32:41,209
No these guys are...
361
00:32:41,251 --> 00:32:45,505
Ok, everyone, zycho brought us a treat.
362
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:49,927
I call this extreme truth or dare.
363
00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:54,013
All the kids are doing it in belarus.
364
00:32:54,055 --> 00:32:56,975
What is it? Sodium amytal.
365
00:32:57,016 --> 00:32:58,226
It's truth serum.
366
00:32:58,268 --> 00:32:59,645
Alexander, I love it.
367
00:32:59,686 --> 00:33:02,522
There's not even enough needles, I'm not sharing this.
368
00:33:02,564 --> 00:33:04,775
I'll share with lexi. Eww!
369
00:33:04,817 --> 00:33:06,735
That's creepy, and I don't do needles.
370
00:33:06,777 --> 00:33:09,655
You can't even feel a needle.
371
00:33:06,777 --> 00:33:09,655
I can.
372
00:33:09,696 --> 00:33:11,824
You did not feel the one that I've just inject you.
373
00:33:11,865 --> 00:33:13,241
You fucking prick!
374
00:33:13,283 --> 00:33:14,451
Hey, relax, sweetheart.
375
00:33:14,493 --> 00:33:17,454
Zycho: hey, wolf man? Mmh?
376
00:33:17,496 --> 00:33:20,290
For you.
377
00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:22,835
oh.
378
00:33:22,876 --> 00:33:25,170
I'll do that shit.
379
00:33:25,211 --> 00:33:28,047
Alexander: hey, zycho, let me get mine.
380
00:33:31,718 --> 00:33:33,720
Let's explore the darkness.
381
00:33:37,808 --> 00:33:40,686
Yeah, no thank you. Don't be such a dildo, paul.
382
00:33:40,727 --> 00:33:43,730
Come on, dildo.
383
00:33:43,772 --> 00:33:45,858
Yeah, man up, paul.
384
00:33:45,899 --> 00:33:48,193
Paul, this is extreme truth or dare,
385
00:33:48,234 --> 00:33:52,322
the real cia, kgb shit.
386
00:33:48,234 --> 00:33:52,322
Zycho: hm.
387
00:33:52,364 --> 00:33:54,115
Kgb use pure alcohol.
388
00:33:54,157 --> 00:33:56,159
I still don't understand why, I mean...
389
00:33:56,201 --> 00:33:58,161
A similar effect as barbiturate.
390
00:33:58,203 --> 00:34:01,540
Paul, I have a big bag of tricks planned for tonight
391
00:34:01,581 --> 00:34:03,667
so forget about this guy for now
392
00:34:03,709 --> 00:34:06,920
and, uh, stop bringing us down, man. You're a real drag.
393
00:34:06,962 --> 00:34:10,007
Paul, is his own little barbiturate.
394
00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:11,424
[laughter]
395
00:34:11,466 --> 00:34:15,470
lexi is my new best friend. [lexi laughs]
396
00:34:15,512 --> 00:34:20,517
paul puts the bitch in barbiturate.
397
00:34:20,559 --> 00:34:22,310
Bill's my new best friend.
398
00:34:22,352 --> 00:34:24,730
There are two r's in barbiturate,
399
00:34:24,771 --> 00:34:27,106
but americans don't care.
400
00:34:27,148 --> 00:34:30,944
Paul needs to have his... I'm having a gas.
401
00:34:30,986 --> 00:34:32,571
This is fun.
402
00:34:32,612 --> 00:34:35,032
What is that?
403
00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:38,911
Sodium amytal, same thing.
404
00:34:38,952 --> 00:34:43,081
Uh, I saw that one coming. [lexi laughs]
405
00:34:43,122 --> 00:34:45,500
the chainsaw. Ha ha ha.
406
00:34:45,542 --> 00:34:48,921
This actually is pretty, um, fang-tastic.
407
00:34:48,962 --> 00:34:52,298
[all laugh]
408
00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:58,513
paul's pussy has a smaller clitoris than lexi's.
409
00:34:58,555 --> 00:34:59,765
I don't think that one's funny.
410
00:34:59,806 --> 00:35:01,808
Dudes, let's stick to the point.
411
00:35:01,850 --> 00:35:04,185
We're getting off truck and I need something more concrete
412
00:35:04,227 --> 00:35:05,729
if I wanna turn this in to the boss.
413
00:35:05,771 --> 00:35:08,815
Well, there's no need to wig out.
414
00:35:08,857 --> 00:35:12,611
[all laugh]
415
00:35:12,652 --> 00:35:14,153
lexi: oh, look.
416
00:35:14,195 --> 00:35:19,993
What in the hell does he want?
417
00:35:14,195 --> 00:35:19,993
To extinguish our fun.
418
00:35:20,035 --> 00:35:23,455
Do you have something to say?
419
00:35:20,035 --> 00:35:23,455
Mmmh.
420
00:35:23,496 --> 00:35:27,793
Is it a pun? Oh, shit, he's got a pun.
421
00:35:31,254 --> 00:35:34,132
F--f--forget it, I--i--I think, I think I missed my moment.
422
00:35:34,173 --> 00:35:35,634
Say it!
423
00:35:35,675 --> 00:35:38,720
It's not...it's not gonna be funny anymore.
424
00:35:38,762 --> 00:35:40,430
Hey, macon, grab me that chainsaw.
425
00:35:40,472 --> 00:35:42,975
No, ok, I'm sorry. Um...
426
00:35:43,016 --> 00:35:50,732
I got one, it's, "i'm having one heck of a crazy night
427
00:35:50,774 --> 00:35:56,113
"but with the k, with the armor,
428
00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:58,782
"i don't deserve to be pun-nished."
429
00:35:59,658 --> 00:36:03,996
Ha! Ha! Ha ha ha ha!
430
00:36:04,037 --> 00:36:05,872
You're my new best friend.
431
00:36:14,714 --> 00:36:15,924
woo!
432
00:36:44,119 --> 00:36:48,289
This is fun.
433
00:36:48,331 --> 00:36:52,878
Should we just ask each other questions?
434
00:36:52,919 --> 00:36:56,339
Lexi: who's the best artist here?
435
00:36:56,381 --> 00:36:58,842
All: me.
436
00:36:58,884 --> 00:37:00,177
Jinx.
437
00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:03,096
I dig that though, everyone has their own truth.
438
00:37:03,138 --> 00:37:05,015
Let's hear some secrets.
439
00:37:05,057 --> 00:37:07,642
Bill: I don't wanna be here.
440
00:37:07,684 --> 00:37:09,686
I want to be at home
441
00:37:09,728 --> 00:37:13,648
watching a dvd with my dad and my mom.
442
00:37:13,690 --> 00:37:15,316
Not with a whore.
443
00:37:15,358 --> 00:37:17,610
I have a secret.
444
00:37:26,327 --> 00:37:28,413
I love that you did that.
445
00:37:28,454 --> 00:37:30,331
It felt real to me.
446
00:37:30,373 --> 00:37:33,418
And I love you.
447
00:37:37,714 --> 00:37:42,343
So, let's play this game.
448
00:37:42,385 --> 00:37:46,098
Let's be really honest.
449
00:37:46,139 --> 00:37:48,183
I can lie.
450
00:37:48,225 --> 00:37:51,103
Seriously, somebody ask me a question.
451
00:37:51,144 --> 00:37:53,897
Mm, what's your favorite color?
452
00:37:53,939 --> 00:37:57,650
Blue.
453
00:37:57,692 --> 00:38:00,862
See? It's purple.
454
00:38:00,904 --> 00:38:03,489
Purple has got a lot of blue in it.
455
00:38:03,531 --> 00:38:08,286
Ok. We all know your favorite food, so what is it?
456
00:38:08,327 --> 00:38:12,624
I'm bisexual. I think everyone in the world probably is.
457
00:38:12,665 --> 00:38:16,044
I make sex with pillow.
458
00:38:16,086 --> 00:38:19,214
Macon: hey, lexi, lexi...
459
00:38:19,256 --> 00:38:21,591
Do you remember that time a couple of years ago,
460
00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:26,972
when we went and we watched them detonate the old water towers
461
00:38:27,013 --> 00:38:29,390
from the roof of that factory
462
00:38:29,432 --> 00:38:33,186
and we smoked that hash that tested like soap?
463
00:38:33,228 --> 00:38:37,732
And we had ice-cream bars, do you remember that, lexi?
464
00:38:37,774 --> 00:38:40,152
Vaguely.
465
00:38:40,193 --> 00:38:42,988
You went home with that guy named guns
466
00:38:43,029 --> 00:38:46,116
to--stretch out your ear lobes?
467
00:38:46,158 --> 00:38:49,995
Oh yeah, the water towers.
468
00:38:50,036 --> 00:38:53,790
Well...
469
00:38:53,832 --> 00:38:58,586
After you left I picked up your popsicle stick
470
00:38:58,628 --> 00:39:01,673
from the ice-cream.
471
00:39:15,561 --> 00:39:19,149
When I was seven I wrote a letter to santa claus
472
00:39:19,191 --> 00:39:21,860
and asked not to be jewish.
473
00:39:21,901 --> 00:39:24,696
What do you guys say about me?
474
00:39:24,737 --> 00:39:28,200
You know when I'm not around?
475
00:39:28,241 --> 00:39:31,203
We mostly talk about her.
476
00:39:31,244 --> 00:39:35,540
We're kicking you out of the collective.
477
00:39:35,581 --> 00:39:38,376
That's just because you are really talented
478
00:39:38,417 --> 00:39:41,213
and we are insecure.
479
00:39:41,254 --> 00:39:43,631
I hate that.
480
00:39:43,673 --> 00:39:48,427
Now when I go to a good movie or a great exhibit...
481
00:39:48,469 --> 00:39:50,555
I hate it.
482
00:39:50,596 --> 00:39:55,185
I just want everything to be bad because when something is good
483
00:39:55,227 --> 00:39:57,562
there is no room for me.
484
00:39:57,603 --> 00:39:59,731
I used to love art, now I just hate it.
485
00:39:59,772 --> 00:40:01,649
I want it to suck.
486
00:40:01,691 --> 00:40:02,859
You guys suck.
487
00:40:02,901 --> 00:40:07,739
You guys know how you love somebody?
488
00:40:07,780 --> 00:40:11,243
Do you who that person is, it's...
489
00:40:11,284 --> 00:40:14,287
If your afraid to f-- I'm afraid to fly...
490
00:40:14,329 --> 00:40:15,621
When you are on the plane
491
00:40:15,663 --> 00:40:19,542
and you are worried that it's going to crash.
492
00:40:19,584 --> 00:40:26,258
Person you're thinking about right then that's who you love.
493
00:40:26,299 --> 00:40:29,261
We do a lot of drugs.
494
00:40:29,302 --> 00:40:32,597
What's it like to be a drug dealer?
495
00:40:32,638 --> 00:40:34,891
Feels good.
496
00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:38,228
Better than selling perogies.
497
00:40:38,270 --> 00:40:41,606
But have to deal with niggers.
498
00:40:41,647 --> 00:40:44,901
See I hate you right now because you are a racist asshole
499
00:40:44,943 --> 00:40:47,779
but, I'm fascinated with the word "nigger".
500
00:40:47,820 --> 00:40:50,448
Paul: oh-oh. It has caused
501
00:40:47,820 --> 00:40:50,448
so much damage.
502
00:40:50,489 --> 00:40:53,618
It's the most powerful word in the united states.
503
00:40:53,659 --> 00:40:54,994
Let's talk about something else.
504
00:40:55,036 --> 00:40:57,580
See what I mean how uncomfortable the word made you?
505
00:40:57,622 --> 00:40:59,624
And you have a confederate belt buckle.
506
00:40:59,665 --> 00:41:01,751
This is a wallet.
507
00:41:04,921 --> 00:41:06,214
I hate white people.
508
00:41:06,256 --> 00:41:08,300
Alright, let's wrap this up.
509
00:41:08,341 --> 00:41:09,592
Alexander,
510
00:41:09,634 --> 00:41:13,430
do you really have $300,000 in grant money?
511
00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:17,475
no.
512
00:41:17,516 --> 00:41:20,770
It's more like half a million.
513
00:41:20,812 --> 00:41:23,064
I dumped myself.
514
00:41:23,106 --> 00:41:25,900
Ewe. Goddamn it.
515
00:41:25,942 --> 00:41:28,027
Yes, in-- at my cousin's wedding.
516
00:41:28,069 --> 00:41:30,196
I was running late and got stuck in the elevator
517
00:41:30,238 --> 00:41:31,990
and I was there for half an hour
518
00:41:32,031 --> 00:41:35,368
and I stuck a dump right in my pants
519
00:41:35,410 --> 00:41:38,163
and then the elevator went down to the lobby
520
00:41:38,204 --> 00:41:41,207
and there's...all filled with people from model
521
00:41:38,204 --> 00:41:41,207
airplane convention
522
00:41:41,249 --> 00:41:46,463
and I had to walk up six flights of stairs
523
00:41:41,249 --> 00:41:46,463
and it touched my socks.
524
00:41:46,504 --> 00:41:49,341
You are a lame brain man.
525
00:41:49,382 --> 00:41:51,134
I was the groomsman.
526
00:41:51,176 --> 00:41:53,178
Hey, what's your favorite record?
527
00:41:53,219 --> 00:41:54,679
"the big chill" sound track.
528
00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:57,015
Are you gay? No.
529
00:41:57,056 --> 00:41:58,516
Are you a virgin? No.
530
00:41:58,557 --> 00:41:59,767
What do you do?
531
00:41:59,809 --> 00:42:02,061
I work for the nypd. You're a fucking cop?
532
00:42:02,103 --> 00:42:03,188
Zycho: did you frisk him?
533
00:42:03,229 --> 00:42:04,814
Paul: no goddamn way he's a cop.
534
00:42:04,856 --> 00:42:07,317
You guys cuss too much, but it's ok.
535
00:42:07,359 --> 00:42:10,320
And no, I work for the parking enforcement district.
536
00:42:10,362 --> 00:42:15,033
It's a civilian branch of nypd, I'm on level 1tea.
537
00:42:15,074 --> 00:42:17,160
I make $26,500 a year
538
00:42:17,202 --> 00:42:21,331
and all I do is write tickets and ruin people's days.
539
00:42:21,373 --> 00:42:24,709
If I were to die the world would be fine and no one would Miss me
540
00:42:24,750 --> 00:42:26,503
and I didn't even tell anyone
541
00:42:26,544 --> 00:42:29,088
I was coming to the "murder party".
542
00:42:32,300 --> 00:42:33,385
Lexi: let's do coke.
543
00:42:33,426 --> 00:42:35,761
[rock music plays]
544
00:42:52,737 --> 00:42:54,906
aaaw!
545
00:44:20,116 --> 00:44:25,163
Oh, william, it's fabulous. [dog barking outside]
546
00:44:25,204 --> 00:44:27,915
will you do me a favor and go check on hell hammer.
547
00:44:27,957 --> 00:44:31,544
I wouldn't want any stray bitches to answer his call.
548
00:44:31,586 --> 00:44:32,837
Here I go.
549
00:44:32,878 --> 00:44:34,297
Speak of the devil.
550
00:44:43,097 --> 00:44:44,641
So what do you guys really think?
551
00:44:44,682 --> 00:44:46,017
[snorts]
552
00:45:09,748 --> 00:45:12,835
did you piss in your pants?
553
00:45:13,545 --> 00:45:15,505
Eh-eh.
554
00:45:17,215 --> 00:45:20,593
I'm not gonna tell anybody.
555
00:45:17,215 --> 00:45:20,593
[chokes]
556
00:45:20,635 --> 00:45:26,182
[mumbles]
557
00:45:26,224 --> 00:45:30,144
ok. [coughs]
558
00:45:39,278 --> 00:45:43,533
[dog yelping] I hate you.
559
00:45:43,575 --> 00:45:50,498
I hate you stupid, stupid worthless dummy.
560
00:45:50,540 --> 00:45:53,418
I hate you so much.
561
00:45:53,459 --> 00:45:55,044
I kill the fuzzy ones.
562
00:45:55,086 --> 00:45:57,338
The word "bin-all" comes to mind.
563
00:45:57,380 --> 00:45:59,716
It's pretty literal interpretation.
564
00:45:57,380 --> 00:45:59,716
Yeah.
565
00:45:59,756 --> 00:46:03,094
I find it... Jejune.
566
00:46:03,135 --> 00:46:05,513
Oh, good word.
567
00:46:05,555 --> 00:46:08,266
Now, at least we know what a visual representation
568
00:46:08,307 --> 00:46:12,186
of a dial tone looks like.
569
00:46:12,228 --> 00:46:14,272
It's a lesion. [lexi laughs]
570
00:46:14,313 --> 00:46:16,857
it's a whore monger.
571
00:46:16,899 --> 00:46:20,695
It's like a screaming barnacle.
572
00:46:20,737 --> 00:46:22,321
Alexander: oh, it makes me wanna weep.
573
00:46:22,363 --> 00:46:28,453
[lexi laughs]
574
00:46:28,494 --> 00:46:31,830
oh, hey, bill, how's the dog?
575
00:46:31,872 --> 00:46:35,126
The dog is fine.
576
00:46:35,167 --> 00:46:39,046
Should we get on with the murder?
577
00:46:39,088 --> 00:46:40,298
Agreed.
578
00:46:55,896 --> 00:47:00,652
Hey, zycho, come here for a second.
579
00:46:55,896 --> 00:47:00,652
I gotta talk to you.
580
00:47:00,693 --> 00:47:02,654
Hey, look man, let's do some crank.
581
00:47:02,695 --> 00:47:04,113
What crank?
582
00:47:04,155 --> 00:47:06,699
Just barbiturates, you never say crank.
583
00:47:06,741 --> 00:47:08,825
I know, but I'm saying it now.
584
00:47:08,867 --> 00:47:11,996
Look, we are going to do this I'm gonna need some crank.
585
00:47:12,037 --> 00:47:14,332
I have a gram of coke.
586
00:47:14,373 --> 00:47:15,500
This is not enough.
587
00:47:15,541 --> 00:47:18,169
I want you to go get a big bag of crank
588
00:47:18,210 --> 00:47:19,671
and I'll stall these guys.
589
00:47:19,712 --> 00:47:21,255
I stop for fish and chips?
590
00:47:21,297 --> 00:47:25,176
No, but I'll treat afterwards.
591
00:47:37,355 --> 00:47:39,940
Everyone.
592
00:47:39,982 --> 00:47:43,444
The witching hour is almost upon us.
593
00:47:43,486 --> 00:47:45,946
But before we commit our ritual murder
594
00:47:45,988 --> 00:47:47,281
i'm going to recite
595
00:47:47,323 --> 00:47:48,991
edgar allan poe's "the raven"
596
00:47:49,033 --> 00:47:52,328
in its entirety.
597
00:47:52,370 --> 00:47:56,791
"once upon a midnight dreary as I pondered weak and weary,
598
00:47:56,833 --> 00:48:01,337
"over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
599
00:48:01,379 --> 00:48:03,506
"as I nodded nearly napping
600
00:48:03,548 --> 00:48:05,550
"suddenly there came a tapping
601
00:48:05,591 --> 00:48:10,179
"as if someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
602
00:48:10,221 --> 00:48:14,726
"'tis some visitor I'm... [knocking on door]
603
00:48:14,767 --> 00:48:16,977
woman: hello! Mmh!
604
00:48:17,019 --> 00:48:20,939
Woman: hello! Ssshhh.
605
00:48:20,981 --> 00:48:22,024
Woman: hello!
606
00:48:26,529 --> 00:48:27,988
[snorts]
607
00:48:28,030 --> 00:48:29,490
[door closes]
608
00:48:35,162 --> 00:48:36,748
it's going to be great.
609
00:48:36,789 --> 00:48:40,752
Ah, go ahead and set up over there by our subject, alright?
610
00:48:40,793 --> 00:48:42,628
Sure.
611
00:48:44,171 --> 00:48:46,048
Paul: what?
612
00:48:46,090 --> 00:48:50,010
I never work without an assistant.
613
00:48:50,052 --> 00:48:51,846
Ah, key light, we can put that right here.
614
00:48:51,888 --> 00:48:54,014
Get up! Oh.
615
00:48:54,056 --> 00:48:56,016
We need to compensate for the fluorescent lights.
616
00:48:56,058 --> 00:48:57,852
Personally, not a really big fan of the whole
617
00:48:57,894 --> 00:49:00,271
"played out your trash, david fincher" green lighting thing.
618
00:49:00,312 --> 00:49:01,773
Lexi: paul? Hate it. Great.
619
00:49:03,900 --> 00:49:05,192
What are you thinking?
620
00:49:05,234 --> 00:49:06,985
Alexander: what are you thinking, paul?
621
00:49:07,027 --> 00:49:08,571
I don't think you guys want to know what I'm thinking.
622
00:49:08,613 --> 00:49:10,531
I think I do i.
623
00:49:10,573 --> 00:49:14,243
[singing] I think I'm sick of people bitching and
624
00:49:10,573 --> 00:49:14,243
moaning in a room.
625
00:49:14,285 --> 00:49:17,496
I'm going outside to smoke, this is no joke.
626
00:49:17,538 --> 00:49:18,581
Fuck you.
627
00:49:18,623 --> 00:49:20,207
I just want to accomplish something.
628
00:49:20,249 --> 00:49:21,876
Alright, something more than--than a stabbing.
629
00:49:21,918 --> 00:49:24,295
Don't say stabbing in front of him.
630
00:49:24,336 --> 00:49:27,465
Stab, stab, stab, stab.
631
00:49:24,336 --> 00:49:27,465
It's a private party, paul.
632
00:49:27,506 --> 00:49:28,841
She wasn't invited.
633
00:49:28,883 --> 00:49:32,303
[burping]
634
00:49:32,344 --> 00:49:35,097
hm... Halloween.
635
00:49:35,139 --> 00:49:38,476
Hell hammer. Ha ha.
636
00:49:38,517 --> 00:49:45,274
Hey, buddy, wish I was a dog.
637
00:49:45,316 --> 00:49:47,944
Yah, booo.
638
00:49:52,197 --> 00:49:54,492
Buddy, I'm gonna tell you something
639
00:49:54,533 --> 00:49:58,537
I've never told anybody.
640
00:50:05,043 --> 00:50:08,631
Every time I try to take a photograph...
641
00:50:05,043 --> 00:50:08,631
[screaming]
642
00:50:08,673 --> 00:50:11,425
I just... I don't know if I like this, it's very complicated.
643
00:50:11,467 --> 00:50:14,261
You ruin everything we've set up, paul.
644
00:50:11,467 --> 00:50:14,261
[distant screaming]
645
00:50:14,303 --> 00:50:16,472
the night isn't over, paul.
646
00:50:16,514 --> 00:50:18,307
You have no idea what I have planned.
647
00:50:18,349 --> 00:50:20,685
Well, I don't really feel like I've ruined anything.
648
00:50:20,726 --> 00:50:22,854
Alright, I brought her here to help me with the portrait.
649
00:50:22,895 --> 00:50:24,355
She'll be out of here as soon as that's done.
650
00:50:24,396 --> 00:50:25,773
Long before midnight.
651
00:50:25,815 --> 00:50:28,734
I just wanna to get one freaking photo, can I do that?
652
00:50:28,776 --> 00:50:31,236
It doesn't sound like paul wants a grant to me.
653
00:50:31,278 --> 00:50:32,738
What grant?
654
00:50:32,780 --> 00:50:35,240
You've been telling us about this grant for three months.
655
00:50:35,282 --> 00:50:37,117
Mean, we've submitted art work to you? What are you?
656
00:50:37,159 --> 00:50:38,870
You want me to fill out an application? 'cause I'll do it.
657
00:50:38,911 --> 00:50:41,455
I'm waiting and I'm sorry I don't mean to be rude
658
00:50:41,497 --> 00:50:43,499
but I haven't seen your renown art work
659
00:50:43,541 --> 00:50:45,835
that everybody supposedly is talking about.
660
00:50:45,877 --> 00:50:48,170
Have you?
661
00:50:48,212 --> 00:50:52,758
Have you, bill? I wonder why that is...
662
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:55,720
Run, run now. It's cool,
663
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:55,720
don't worry about it.
664
00:50:55,761 --> 00:50:58,054
This sort of thing happens on every set.
665
00:50:55,761 --> 00:50:58,054
[mumbles]
666
00:50:58,096 --> 00:51:00,265
and what's with that, your little sketch book,
667
00:51:00,307 --> 00:51:01,600
what's in there?
668
00:51:01,642 --> 00:51:03,227
You're crossing a line, paul.
669
00:51:03,268 --> 00:51:06,689
I will shut up as soon as you show me what's in that book.
670
00:51:09,859 --> 00:51:14,363
Will you be a dear and go fetch hell hammer?
671
00:51:15,740 --> 00:51:19,368
Ooh, aah! [barking]
672
00:51:19,410 --> 00:51:21,370
macon is on fire!
673
00:51:21,412 --> 00:51:23,288
Alexander: I drive an aston martin.
674
00:51:23,330 --> 00:51:24,415
Paul: how come you never invited any off us
675
00:51:24,456 --> 00:51:26,082
to your house in the hamptons, huh?
676
00:51:26,124 --> 00:51:27,752
It's really not your scene.
677
00:51:27,793 --> 00:51:28,836
What about your cell phone,
678
00:51:28,878 --> 00:51:30,337
why has it got a new jersey area code?
679
00:51:30,379 --> 00:51:32,715
I happen to do a lot of business in new jersey.
680
00:51:32,757 --> 00:51:35,051
Why do we always pay for your dinner?
681
00:51:35,091 --> 00:51:37,553
What about coney island, paul?
682
00:51:37,595 --> 00:51:40,096
Paul: those were hotdogs.
683
00:51:40,138 --> 00:51:45,978
Macon, screaming: oh, oh! Oh, oh!
684
00:51:47,145 --> 00:51:48,272
...we shot the freak...
685
00:51:48,313 --> 00:51:49,941
Paul: we all shot the freak,
686
00:51:49,982 --> 00:51:51,067
but I was the one who got...
687
00:51:51,149 --> 00:51:52,276
Come with me, go that way.
688
00:51:52,317 --> 00:51:54,612
...when you handed me your beer.
689
00:51:54,653 --> 00:51:55,947
Alexander: you took the cannon ball.
690
00:51:55,988 --> 00:51:59,366
Well I'm not talking it any...
691
00:51:59,408 --> 00:52:01,953
Paul: do a sketch, just produce something
692
00:52:01,994 --> 00:52:05,790
that proves you an idea. Buddha! Artistically.
693
00:52:05,831 --> 00:52:10,168
Macon: help me. Help me.
694
00:52:10,210 --> 00:52:13,464
Something avant-garde, something cutting edge.
695
00:52:13,505 --> 00:52:15,633
You pissed it all away. You squandered everything,
696
00:52:15,674 --> 00:52:17,093
you made fools of us.
697
00:52:17,133 --> 00:52:19,845
You made a fool of me, alexander.
698
00:52:19,887 --> 00:52:23,099
I answer to no one and I commit art at will.
699
00:52:23,139 --> 00:52:26,435
You walked in here with euro trash, mixed barbiturates.
700
00:52:26,477 --> 00:52:28,813
You disrespect my artistic process, you son of a bitch.
701
00:52:28,854 --> 00:52:30,272
You're a fraud.
702
00:52:30,314 --> 00:52:35,611
No, no you're worse than a fraud, you're an imposter!
703
00:52:35,653 --> 00:52:36,988
Shut up, hell hammer,
704
00:52:37,029 --> 00:52:39,197
or I'll send you to the glue factory.
705
00:52:40,825 --> 00:52:42,701
[barks]
706
00:52:42,743 --> 00:52:44,662
what you got over here?
707
00:52:50,542 --> 00:52:53,629
Urgh!
708
00:52:53,671 --> 00:52:55,840
That was an accident.
709
00:52:55,881 --> 00:52:57,215
Prepare your knife.
710
00:52:59,551 --> 00:53:02,471
Hm, two down, three to go.
711
00:53:02,513 --> 00:53:03,889
What the fuck are you doing?
712
00:53:03,931 --> 00:53:06,684
Alexander, you're full of shit.
713
00:53:06,725 --> 00:53:08,184
I'm a fry cook.
714
00:53:08,226 --> 00:53:10,604
See, what did I tell you?
715
00:53:10,646 --> 00:53:12,064
I let you fuck me.
716
00:53:16,735 --> 00:53:18,236
Jejune.
717
00:53:18,278 --> 00:53:21,657
"jejune"? What, do you write stuff down and say to us later?
718
00:53:21,699 --> 00:53:22,867
Yeah.
719
00:53:22,908 --> 00:53:24,493
That's pathetic.
720
00:53:24,535 --> 00:53:29,081
I don't understand so there's no grant, no gallery?
721
00:53:29,123 --> 00:53:30,875
Where are my photographs?
722
00:53:30,916 --> 00:53:33,794
They're at my grandmother's house in new jersey.
723
00:53:33,836 --> 00:53:35,046
Um, I'm gonna go now.
724
00:53:35,087 --> 00:53:37,131
Yeah. No, hang on a second.
725
00:53:37,173 --> 00:53:39,175
So, what are you doing with our art?
726
00:53:39,215 --> 00:53:43,428
Well, I'm gonna kill you all and then I'm gonna sell it.
727
00:53:43,470 --> 00:53:45,639
Art isn't worth anything until you're dead.
728
00:53:45,681 --> 00:53:47,432
So you do like our art.
729
00:53:47,474 --> 00:53:49,560
[zips the bag]
730
00:53:49,601 --> 00:53:52,312
no, I'm--i'm really gonna leave.
731
00:53:52,354 --> 00:53:55,983
Yeah, we all are. Just wanna take a picture first.
732
00:53:56,025 --> 00:53:59,195
Alexander, I hate you.
733
00:53:59,235 --> 00:54:01,947
Is that even your real name?
734
00:53:59,235 --> 00:54:01,947
No, it's tim.
735
00:54:01,989 --> 00:54:03,574
What's his real name?
736
00:54:03,615 --> 00:54:05,034
Oh, it's hell hammer.
737
00:54:05,076 --> 00:54:07,619
I'm going to put him to sleep on monday.
738
00:54:07,661 --> 00:54:09,371
Why, what's wrong with him?
739
00:54:09,413 --> 00:54:13,167
He's not cute, I only like puppies.
740
00:54:13,209 --> 00:54:14,210
It's a two-eight.
741
00:54:14,250 --> 00:54:16,212
Good, alright, all set.
742
00:54:20,549 --> 00:54:25,096
Oh, hey, dude, shoot paul in the face.
743
00:54:25,137 --> 00:54:26,805
Paul! Quiet, quiet, quiet.
744
00:54:28,015 --> 00:54:30,726
Lexi: aaah!
745
00:54:30,768 --> 00:54:33,187
Unbelievable!
746
00:54:33,229 --> 00:54:35,814
Shoot him, shoot all of them.
747
00:54:38,984 --> 00:54:41,319
[speaks french]
748
00:54:42,613 --> 00:54:46,366
unbelievable. Would you just let me finish?
749
00:54:46,408 --> 00:54:47,785
Just wait, wait!
750
00:54:57,253 --> 00:55:01,632
Look at your stupid shoes.
751
00:55:01,673 --> 00:55:03,425
Stupid shoes.
752
00:55:03,467 --> 00:55:05,844
[screaming]
753
00:55:24,696 --> 00:55:26,907
[screaming]
754
00:55:26,949 --> 00:55:30,702
aaaah!
755
00:55:42,673 --> 00:55:45,176
Where's my crank?
756
00:55:45,217 --> 00:55:46,342
Where's my crank?
757
00:55:54,893 --> 00:55:56,895
[screaming]
758
00:55:59,731 --> 00:56:01,900
[chainsaw engine starts]
759
00:56:06,488 --> 00:56:11,827
aaaahhhh!
760
00:56:11,869 --> 00:56:14,370
Man on game: everybody dies.
761
00:56:17,791 --> 00:56:20,544
[grunting and screaming]
762
00:56:57,206 --> 00:56:58,456
[growling]
763
00:57:02,711 --> 00:57:05,172
bill: everybody dies!
764
00:57:12,971 --> 00:57:15,891
[gasping]
765
00:57:15,933 --> 00:57:18,518
everybody dies, timmy.
766
00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:21,980
Everybody dies!
767
00:57:35,660 --> 00:57:41,666
Taxi, taxi, taxi!
768
00:57:41,708 --> 00:57:49,300
Timmy, oh, timmy, oh, timmy, oh, timmy!
769
00:57:54,930 --> 00:57:59,476
Aaah! Aah! Aah! Aah!
770
00:58:04,815 --> 00:58:08,110
[cursing]
771
00:58:08,152 --> 00:58:10,487
ah, what's wrong with you?
772
00:58:10,528 --> 00:58:11,863
What the fuck is wrong with you?
773
00:58:16,952 --> 00:58:20,372
Die, die!
774
00:58:23,834 --> 00:58:26,170
Ah! Party's over!
775
00:59:08,545 --> 00:59:11,589
[shrieks]
776
00:59:17,595 --> 00:59:21,225
where are you? You fuck!
777
00:59:21,266 --> 00:59:23,519
Bill: come and get it! Get your--
778
00:59:32,069 --> 00:59:35,322
Oh, I see, I see you.
779
00:59:35,364 --> 00:59:38,450
Come and get it. Come and get it.
780
00:59:52,089 --> 00:59:55,509
You're going to die, you're going to die.
781
00:59:59,388 --> 01:00:01,473
[distant shouting]
782
01:00:10,648 --> 01:00:12,650
[shrieks]
783
01:00:25,163 --> 01:00:26,957
[door squeaking]
784
01:01:30,770 --> 01:01:33,148
[distant siren]
785
01:01:39,737 --> 01:01:42,032
[panting]
786
01:02:13,938 --> 01:02:16,692
[beeping]
787
01:02:20,362 --> 01:02:22,072
it's your death time.
788
01:02:55,772 --> 01:03:01,445
[rock music plays]
789
01:03:01,486 --> 01:03:03,905
help!
790
01:03:03,947 --> 01:03:06,617
Help! He's a murderer!
791
01:03:09,869 --> 01:03:11,788
He's threatening me. What an asshole.
792
01:03:11,829 --> 01:03:13,624
Give me your cell phone!
793
01:03:13,665 --> 01:03:16,752
I need a phone! Call 911!
794
01:03:16,793 --> 01:03:20,672
[panting]
795
01:03:35,270 --> 01:03:38,523
[club music plays]
796
01:04:14,392 --> 01:04:15,727
can I get a pink panty dropper.
797
01:04:43,839 --> 01:04:48,301
Aaahh! Aaahhhh!
798
01:04:57,185 --> 01:05:00,397
Call 911, call 911, call 911.
799
01:05:02,607 --> 01:05:04,275
Wait, are you with the show?
800
01:05:15,412 --> 01:05:17,163
[coughing]
801
01:05:17,205 --> 01:05:19,123
[♪ ave maria plays]
802
01:05:32,178 --> 01:05:34,765
sorry, I'll just be a minute.
803
01:05:34,806 --> 01:05:36,391
I'm trying to hide. Does anyone have a cell phone?
804
01:05:40,604 --> 01:05:42,606
Bill?
805
01:05:42,647 --> 01:05:43,899
William?
806
01:05:43,940 --> 01:05:45,275
Cicero.
807
01:05:45,316 --> 01:05:46,943
What's up?
808
01:05:46,984 --> 01:05:50,029
I can dig it.
809
01:05:50,071 --> 01:05:52,866
Well? It's a cool party.
810
01:05:52,908 --> 01:05:56,453
Really, they are letting people in?
811
01:05:56,494 --> 01:05:59,122
Jared, lock it up because the show hasn't started yet,
812
01:05:59,163 --> 01:06:00,290
you dildos.
813
01:06:00,331 --> 01:06:02,083
Welcome, so how's it going?
814
01:06:02,125 --> 01:06:03,794
Finally an artiste,
815
01:06:03,835 --> 01:06:05,879
are you here for the bus people show?
816
01:06:05,921 --> 01:06:07,464
You know what we should get you a show.
817
01:06:07,505 --> 01:06:12,009
You should have your own show, bill. Let me get you a drink.
818
01:06:12,051 --> 01:06:14,512
Mr. Marson always loved your murals in synergy group.
819
01:06:14,554 --> 01:06:16,973
He really did. Thanks.
820
01:06:17,014 --> 01:06:19,643
Hey, is alexander coming to the party?
821
01:06:19,684 --> 01:06:22,312
I've been talking to him about getting a grant.
822
01:06:22,353 --> 01:06:25,690
Let me get you a drink. I'll be right back.
823
01:06:28,318 --> 01:06:31,988
Fuck this whole scene. Everybody dies.
824
01:06:38,119 --> 01:06:39,496
oh!
825
01:06:39,537 --> 01:06:41,790
Will have to fight him or he'll kill us.
826
01:06:41,832 --> 01:06:45,126
I'm a lover not a fighter.
827
01:06:45,168 --> 01:06:48,463
Bill: argh! Everybody's gonna die.
828
01:06:48,505 --> 01:06:52,717
I'm going to kill everybody. Right here.
829
01:06:52,759 --> 01:06:54,678
[screaming]
830
01:06:54,719 --> 01:06:56,053
why are you doing this?!
831
01:06:56,095 --> 01:06:59,975
[screaming]
832
01:07:00,016 --> 01:07:03,227
stop it! Stop it!
833
01:07:05,897 --> 01:07:07,732
Bill: fuck it!
834
01:07:08,775 --> 01:07:11,653
Aaaah!
835
01:07:11,695 --> 01:07:13,404
Why are you doing this?
836
01:07:17,701 --> 01:07:18,910
[distant screaming and shouting]
837
01:07:18,952 --> 01:07:23,707
oh, god, they started without us.
838
01:07:23,748 --> 01:07:26,793
Jared, we are on. Open the fucking doors.
839
01:07:26,835 --> 01:07:29,838
[rock music plays]
840
01:07:35,092 --> 01:07:37,220
wow.
841
01:07:37,261 --> 01:07:39,222
jesus christ.
842
01:07:39,263 --> 01:07:45,269
He killed lexi!
843
01:07:49,691 --> 01:07:51,818
Oh, oh.
844
01:08:05,957 --> 01:08:08,626
Stop killing everybody!
845
01:08:10,628 --> 01:08:15,132
Everybody dies.
846
01:08:25,852 --> 01:08:28,939
Aah! Aah! [chainsaw engine starts]
847
01:08:28,980 --> 01:08:30,273
lexi!
848
01:08:33,985 --> 01:08:35,152
ooh.
849
01:08:38,322 --> 01:08:39,991
[chainsaw starts]
850
01:08:44,871 --> 01:08:47,958
[screaming]
851
01:09:16,987 --> 01:09:20,865
[heavy breathing]
852
01:09:20,907 --> 01:09:23,034
[coughing]
853
01:09:44,931 --> 01:09:47,224
you just ruined the party!
854
01:10:14,502 --> 01:10:18,089
Yes, still life as performance art.
855
01:10:18,131 --> 01:10:20,341
Woman: it's their best work yet.
856
01:10:23,720 --> 01:10:26,139
It's real.
857
01:11:01,132 --> 01:11:04,260
[ship's horn blowing]
858
01:11:04,301 --> 01:11:06,096
[seagulls calling]
859
01:11:15,605 --> 01:11:18,482
[beeping]
860
01:11:59,065 --> 01:12:01,859
[birds calling]
861
01:12:06,530 --> 01:12:08,699
[dog barking]
862
01:12:19,752 --> 01:12:21,545
good morning.
863
01:13:22,439 --> 01:13:23,941
Sir lancelot, please get down.
864
01:13:36,954 --> 01:13:38,748
Thank you.
865
01:13:41,125 --> 01:13:43,419
[sighs]
866
01:14:10,321 --> 01:14:13,991
[howl]
867
01:14:19,455 --> 01:14:22,166
♪ the clock strikes midnight ♪
868
01:14:22,208 --> 01:14:25,378
♪ and something evil is going down tonight ♪
869
01:14:25,420 --> 01:14:29,173
♪ I can feel it in my bones ♪
870
01:14:29,215 --> 01:14:33,886
♪ and we're a long, long, long way from home ♪
871
01:14:33,928 --> 01:14:36,472
♪ the fog rolls in ♪
872
01:14:36,513 --> 01:14:39,809
♪ and the clouds begin to clear ♪
873
01:14:39,850 --> 01:14:43,146
♪ all it took was one night, one bite ♪
874
01:14:43,187 --> 01:14:48,234
♪ for me to transform into your worst fear ♪
875
01:14:48,276 --> 01:14:55,658
♪ ain't no water holy enough ♪
876
01:14:55,699 --> 01:15:02,999
♪ ain't no bullet silver enough ♪
877
01:15:03,040 --> 01:15:06,127
♪ ain't nothing you can say or do ♪
878
01:15:06,169 --> 01:15:09,172
♪ except pray for the sun and soon ♪
879
01:15:09,213 --> 01:15:12,967
♪ it's going to be a full moon, full moon ♪
880
01:15:13,009 --> 01:15:17,388
♪ something devilish is going down soon ♪
881
01:15:17,430 --> 01:15:20,433
♪ it's a full moon, full moon ♪
882
01:15:20,475 --> 01:15:24,479
♪ and it's creeping in the corners of my bedroom ♪
883
01:15:29,233 --> 01:15:37,033
♪ I feel the hair on the back of my neck stand up tall ♪
884
01:15:37,074 --> 01:15:43,706
♪ and my animal instinct turns my walk into crawl ♪
885
01:15:43,747 --> 01:15:46,542
♪ so say a prayer my love ♪
886
01:15:46,583 --> 01:15:50,213
♪ and I hope you remember to lock the door ♪
887
01:15:50,254 --> 01:15:52,131
♪ it's a full moon, full moon tonight ♪
888
01:15:52,173 --> 01:15:58,554
♪ and I just might come looking for love on all fours ♪
889
01:15:58,595 --> 01:16:05,728
♪ ain't no water holy enough ♪
890
01:16:05,769 --> 01:16:13,027
♪ ain't no bullet silver enough ♪
891
01:16:13,069 --> 01:16:16,780
♪ ain't no preacher man old enough ♪
892
01:16:16,822 --> 01:16:20,410
♪ ain't no color cold enough ♪
893
01:16:20,451 --> 01:16:22,245
♪ ain't nothing you can say or do ♪
894
01:16:22,286 --> 01:16:27,417
♪ 'cept pray for the sun and soon ♪
895
01:16:27,458 --> 01:16:30,545
♪ it's going to be a full moon, full moon ♪
896
01:16:30,586 --> 01:16:34,965
♪ something devilish is going down soon ♪
897
01:16:35,007 --> 01:16:38,052
♪ it's a full moon, full moon ♪
898
01:16:38,094 --> 01:16:42,639
♪ and it's creeping in the corners of my bedroom ♪
899
01:16:42,681 --> 01:16:45,226
♪ full moon, full moon ♪
900
01:16:45,268 --> 01:16:49,564
♪ something devilish is going down soon ♪
901
01:16:49,605 --> 01:16:52,775
♪ it's a full moon, full moon ♪
902
01:16:52,816 --> 01:16:57,947
♪ and it's creeping in the corners of my bedroom ♪
903
01:16:57,988 --> 01:17:01,451
♪ are you liking what you see? ♪
904
01:17:01,492 --> 01:17:05,288
♪ are you liking what you see? ♪
905
01:17:05,329 --> 01:17:09,125
♪ are you liking what you see? ♪
906
01:17:09,166 --> 01:17:11,877
♪ are you liking what you see? ♪
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