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Congratulations
to Mr. Popolski and Mr. Ates,
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for successfully completing
junior high school.
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Mr. Miller, your oral exam was,
to put it mildly, a farce.
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I heard
you're being released this week?
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Very good.
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Although in my opinion,
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your lack of general education
represents a danger to the public.
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Just out of curiosity,
why sign up for the class at all?
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Because this is
the only place in prison
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where there's free hot chocolate.
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Thank you.
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See you in 2 weeks, bro.
- Awesome! Don't drop the soap!
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Shut up. Fuck a whore for me.
And you, keep your nose clean.
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Heeeyaa, Baby!
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Freeedom!
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What did you do to my car?
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Sweet, isn't it?
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No welcome kiss?
- Dunno. What's it going to cost me?
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Hey! Save the sucking
for your customers.
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Where's the money?
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I buried it.
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Where?
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OK. These are the coordinates.
I pinned it for you.
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I figured a schoolyard,
nobody'd look, y'know?
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What? - I don't have great memories
of my school days.
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You? Went to school?
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For how long?
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Eighth or ninth grade, not sure.
I was in my crack phase.
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Hey, Zeki. When you get the money,
can I get new boobs?
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Shut up
and honk if somebody comes.
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How about one? The left one?
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It's smaller somehow. Seriously.
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Can I turn on the radio?
- No.
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Ooooh, shoe clips.
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Mandy, it's not my phone,
gotta be quick.
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Listen, can you do
my 54 dance today?
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Fuck.
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3 METERS TO DESTINATION.
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What the...?
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I'm not into it anyway.
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Glitter up the
butt crack for days.
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Stop honking, dingbat, it's ME.
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It wasn't there before.
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There was a construction site here.
- Oh, really!?
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Why'd you bury
my fucking money under a site?
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I figured they were laying pipe.
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Are you mad at me?
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No! Why would I be?
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I only waited 13 months
for this fucking moment!!
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Maybe it could be raised up
with a ...
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... a crane?
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You owe me 2,000 euros.
And 50 for the glass table.
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Gimme a break, Attila.
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In a week or two
I'll have the money from my job.
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Just a taste, if it takes longer.
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Right. Understood.
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Can I crash here?
- 'Til Gina's back from the fat farm.
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Then I need the display window back.
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Everything OK?
- Why aren't you dressed yet?
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The sexy teacher's next!
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Get going
and don't forget the glasses.
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Hi there. Does somebody here
need tutoring?
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I'll find a cellar
and dig my way to the money.
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Is it possible that's a shit plan?
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It's been a while,
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but I remember schools are picky about
letting thugs dig tunnels in the cellar.
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I'm applying for janitor.
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Do you know how to do repairs
and fix soda machines ?
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You're the dumbest teacher ever!
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But also the hottest.
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Burak, bro, sup?
- You?
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Man. Danger!
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Hey, you can't run down the bikes.
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Shut up and
pop a few of your moon craters.
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Hello.
Excuse me, can I help you?
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The principal's office?
- About the job?
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Exactly.
- To the right here, then straight.
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'Scuse me, could you help
with my glasses ...?
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Ouch. 'Scuse me, I'm fine.
'Kay, have to go.
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Bye. Good luck.
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KICK ME.
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One moment,
Ms. Gerster, about 10b
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Not now,
Ms. Leimbach-Knorr, not now.
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The little bastards ... - Ingrid,
please! I have job interviews.
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I'm fed up, my dear Gudrun.
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Nothing I can do about it.
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You look like you couldn't change
a light bulb. Done this job before?
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What are you, an elite janitor,
who doesn't talk to mortals?
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Hey! - What? - Give me back
my 2 euros. I need to top up.
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Fuck off, girl.
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Fuck your mother. - You retarded?
Fuck your own mother! - How?
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AMOK ALARM. Please find a room
and lock yourself in.
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Wild. A constant amok alarm.
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I swear I heard a shot.
Go, go, go, hurry up.
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This is the amok alarm.
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Please find a room
and lock yourself in.
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Caro, are you locking it
from the inside?
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What's going on now?
- The little nutcase set off the alarm.
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I swear it was him.
- That's a reprimand.
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I'm calling your parents.
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Oh, Ms. Gerster.
- Oh, Ms. Gerster.
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Oh, god no. We've made
a great impression, eh?
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They're just children.
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Good, then ... you're next and ...
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... the only one. Come in, then.
- Asshole.
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If you fuck me up again, I'll ram
your fist so far up your ass
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that you can scratch your throat
from inside, fucking snitch.
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Close the door.
- Bro!
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Your high school subjects?
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What subjects?
My favorites?
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I assume.
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Sports ...
- German?
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Yeah, that too.
- Good.
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Finally somebody without math.
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Does everybody have to teach?
Not enough teachers?
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Otherwise I wouldn't advertise
for a substitute teacher.
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Substitute teacher? I'm ...
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Right. Temp jobs, never the best.
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I can't promise more than 2 months,
until the end of the year, Mr. ...
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Miller. Zeki Miller.
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Janitor had a heart attack raking
leaves. We don't have a go yet ...
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for a new one. My whole budget goes on
police complaints and removing graffiti.
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Then there's the "cable fire"
in the old gym.
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Insurance nightmare.
Civil servant hell.
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So until then, we have to ...
pitch in ourselves.
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Do you like the new gym?
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I did the sketches. The architect
was a total waste.
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As a teacher,
I get a skeleton key, right?
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You ask odd questions, Mr. ...
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Salary?
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A salary is good. - You're not
a civil servant, I assume?
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No, not really.
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I can offer you 2,000 euros gross.
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OK, then, 2200.
But I can't go any higher.
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We're not Milton Academy here.
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Deal.
- Bring your paperwork in later
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and we'll see you assapissimo
in the teacher's lounge.
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Why didn't you call?
- We were too drunk.
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Slut. - Really. Did you know
she wears a push-up bra?
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I'm off.
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Danger, give me the lighter.
- Be polite, toe jam.
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Give it to me.
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There's your sister.
- Stop or she'll come over. Shit.
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Laura, please wear a jacket
when you sit outside.
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Laura, I'm talking to you.
- Laura, she's talking to you!
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Let it go.
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Could you please put out
your cigarettes?
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You with the blue cap.
I'm talking to you. - Elisabeth?
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Let it go.
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It takes them a bit
to learn respect for new teachers.
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They're not putting them.
- Nothing you can do.
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They learn it at home.
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I don't think
that's a good attitude to have.
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You there,
who's your home room teacher?
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I forget. - You deaf?
She said put out your cigarette.
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I don't have to listen to you.
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Who are you exactly?
- Miller. I start work here tomorrow.
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Substitute teacher.
- Oh.
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We work here, too.
- My condolences.
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About the syllables ...
could we meet up, exchange ideas?
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Excuse me? About what? - About
the syllables. - The syllabus?
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That's what I said.
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Right. Yeah, sure.
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Don't push, please!
- Today?
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Parent conference today!
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- But maybe tomorrow ...
Today's great for me.
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Cool.
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Would you like sugar?
- Got a beer?
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I'll look.
I don't really drink beer, but ...
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Something alcoholic would be great.
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OK.
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Bra.
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All I have is prosecco.
- That's fine. Come on.
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Lisi has a visitor. Yay.
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More, more.
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Anyway,
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I wanted a Catholic boarding school.
But then my grandma died
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and my sister and I are
well, orphans.
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Child services didn't want Laura
torn from a familiar setting.
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So I thought
I'd teach at my old school,
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which has "slightly" changed.
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Which college did you ...
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Bro! Finally.
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TEACHING CERTIFICATE
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PRINT FAIL
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Shit,
parents conferences are the worst.
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I mean,
they are all fucked-up asocials.
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Are you there?
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Man, oh man.
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She picked up somebody.
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I have to pee.
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Right, but a learning disability
doesn't just happen.
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Is it possible you're an asocial bum
who's shit at raising a child?
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Man, I gain weight,
but my boobs don't!
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She drank a little.
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Check in an hour
if she's still breathing, OK?
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Oh, my god.
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Morning, Ms. Mayer. - Hi, Ms. Mayer.
- Good morning. Don't yell, please!
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At least they greet you.
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Your one night stand.
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Shit, I don't remember anything.
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Caro, how does my hair look?
- As goofy as last night,
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so what's your problem?
- He was drunk.
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Hey-
- Hey-
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Fuck.
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Really hot night, huh?
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Elisabeth.
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Don't chase him
like an underfucked old maid, please.
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So. Play it cool, right?
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Calm down. - I hate playing it cool.
I want a steady boyfriend.
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So tell him exactly that.
That'll work.
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TEACHERS LOUNGE
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Sci-five!
- Sci-five!
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What are you doing?
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Stay back! Not one more step!
You can't stop me!
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People, consider your
environmental footprint on this earth.
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You can't just drop stuff and wait
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for some idiot to pick it up.
- Oh, god.
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Ms. Leimbach-Knorr?
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Is she OK?
- It's only the second floor.
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Please, do it. Please. Do it.
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We need an ambulance!
- Quick!
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Go to your classrooms, please!
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Stop filming this with your mobiles.
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Jeremie Pascal. Get back. Back.
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Go to your classrooms.
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Move the fuck back
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or I'll kick your hairless asses
and knock your metal teeth in.
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He needs to piss off.
- I hate that guy.
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Am I dead? - No, no ...
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Thank god. - Shit.
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Lisi, get out while you still can.
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Anybody who becomes a teacher
these days must be nuts.
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They're all monsters. All of them!
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Oh, dear. Ms. Leimbach-Knorr.
Not again.
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I'll call you, OK, Ingrid?
- Yes.
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Psychiatric clinic, I assume, right?
- Yes.
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Stay strong.
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Welcome to our new firefighter,
Mr. Miller.
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Good morning.
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So, not a great day for our school.
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Will it set us back? No!
Briefly:
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our colleague,
Ms. Leimbach-Knorr is doing poorly,
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but her chances
of recovery are good.
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She won't be teaching
for the rest of the semester.
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... if she ever did.
247
00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:07,303
Our next goal is to compensate
for the loss of our colleague.
248
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:09,346
Who wants to take 10b?
249
00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:12,721
Mr. Gundlach, how nice.
- No, no.
250
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:15,803
I wanted to ask about the play.
- Yes. No.
251
00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:19,858
I can't. I substituted there once,
and I simply can't.
252
00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:21,604
I did 2 weeks too.
253
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,982
All I'll say is:
second-degree burns.
254
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:27,653
There's nobody in 10b
who hasn't repeated at least once.
255
00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:31,703
Not one of them will graduate,
they're impossible. - Excuse me,
256
00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:34,247
the students need lessons.
I think that's ...
257
00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:36,540
Leimbach-Knorr only lasted 4 months.
258
00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:39,164
And she's ex navy!
- Ms. Schnabelstedt is right.
259
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:41,375
For a change.
260
00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:45,675
It's shocking how little
teaching spirit is in the air here.
261
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,173
Thank you.
- Welcome, the class is yours.
262
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:53,933
... er, what does that mean?
- Lessons, Ms. Schnabelstedt.
263
00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:56,602
This is principal Gerster.
264
00:18:56,927 --> 00:19:00,022
Students, return to your class
immediately. Lessons will resume!
265
00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:03,397
Hello, Mr. Miller.
Excuse me, do you have a minute?
266
00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:08,398
What is it? - Chantal, your mother
needs to pick up the knife.
267
00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:11,280
Listen, about yesterday ...
268
00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:13,486
I thought I had a class now.
- Briefly.
269
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:16,740
I was totally drunk.
In case you were thinking ...
270
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:21,327
I'm not into that.
It doesn't mean anything to me, right?
271
00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:24,793
What's that?
- It'd be great if neither of us ...
272
00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:28,551
misinterpreted it.
273
00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:31,091
Gonna be hard, but I'll try.
OK. Forgotten.
274
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:32,838
Really?
275
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:35,428
Yeah, great.
Good. I mean ...
276
00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:38,853
We're colleagues and we shouldn't ...
jump the gun, mix up ...
277
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:43,065
Super. So ... let's go.
Pretty chaotic school, eh?
278
00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:50,235
Forgotten.
279
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:55,779
Oh, my god.
280
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:02,076
'Scuse me.
281
00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:19,518
Good Morni...
- Yeah, yeah. Stop that shit.
282
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:28,648
Hey you, Peter Parker,
go get a TV from the equipment room.
283
00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:32,649
My name is Mr. Miller. If you don't want
trouble, keep your trap shut.
284
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:35,071
I'm only here temporarily.
285
00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:39,117
You've all got an A. Bust my balls
and I'll mark you down a grade.
286
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:41,707
Got it?
- Yes.
287
00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:47,004
Hey, fatso, you listening?
Give me the notebook.
288
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,877
And don't eat so much unless
you want to die a virgin.
289
00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:56,054
So.
290
00:20:57,173 --> 00:21:00,143
Each of you
writes down your favorite film
291
00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:03,392
and then make sure
there's a DVD ready for each class.
292
00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:07,476
Is VHS OK? - If the film's
not on DVD, it sucks.
293
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:09,227
I couldn't give a shit
294
00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:12,734
about old B&W films
collected by your Nazi grandparents.
295
00:21:13,481 --> 00:21:14,983
That one's cool.
296
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:17,989
Take a picture.
297
00:21:18,569 --> 00:21:21,823
Good morning. I'm Ms. Schnabelstedt.
- Ms. Schnabel-spaz.
298
00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:33,167
What a dog!
299
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:36,841
Take your seats, please?
300
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:44,349
What she want now?
301
00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:47,356
My dears,
I know a lot has happened,
302
00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:50,434
but perhaps you could ...
- How old are you anyway?
303
00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:53,613
12?
- How do you feel about
304
00:21:53,896 --> 00:21:56,024
using my proper name. Could you try?
305
00:21:56,357 --> 00:21:58,075
How about you suck me off?
306
00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:07,835
Some of you are surely wondering
why Ms. Leimbach-Knorr did it.
307
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,413
Nope. - So that's
what we'll talk about today.
308
00:22:10,788 --> 00:22:12,756
I brought a Freudenberger essay to help.
309
00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:14,925
Zeynep, give me my nail polish!
310
00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:18,004
Stop yelling.- I didn't yell.
Shut up and give it back.
311
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:19,634
Fuck you. Take it.
312
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,888
Unbelievably bad upbringing.
- Yeah, you!
313
00:22:23,217 --> 00:22:26,437
Each time you use the F word,
you'll put a euro in the little frog.
314
00:22:27,805 --> 00:22:29,057
She's annoying.
315
00:22:29,390 --> 00:22:32,564
Pass the text around please
and then we can talk about
316
00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:35,145
what a burn-out really is.
317
00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:38,323
What's your name again?
Could you put it on the board?
318
00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:46,248
OK, I get it. You're very creative.
319
00:22:47,992 --> 00:22:49,414
Take cover.
320
00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:18,189
What's up? - When do we elect
our class representative?
321
00:23:20,024 --> 00:23:21,822
Who wants to be
class representative?
322
00:23:23,861 --> 00:23:27,411
I don't want any nerds here, got it?
I'm marking you all down a grade.
323
00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:31,794
Now paint something
until the TV gets here.
324
00:23:35,497 --> 00:23:39,172
Can we brush? - You can pierce
yourself if you want. I don't care.
325
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,008
And can we use opaque white?
326
00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:45,717
We're not really allowed to use
opaque white. - Then DON'T!
327
00:23:47,968 --> 00:23:49,345
Spastic.
328
00:24:02,358 --> 00:24:04,827
Hey guys, it's not funny anymore.
It burns my eyes.
329
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:12,117
You were supposed to pass those out!
330
00:24:13,494 --> 00:24:15,121
Close the damn window!
331
00:24:24,213 --> 00:24:25,465
Good bye!
332
00:24:40,646 --> 00:24:42,944
Would anybody like to share
10b homeroom duties?
333
00:24:43,273 --> 00:24:45,867
Express yourself.
I don't understand sniveling.
334
00:24:48,070 --> 00:24:51,040
Well, just because they're ...
they're a little ...
335
00:24:51,365 --> 00:24:52,787
Already in over your head?
336
00:24:53,117 --> 00:24:54,460
Right, there's the door.
337
00:24:54,785 --> 00:24:57,880
I don't want staff jumping
out the window because they realize
338
00:24:58,288 --> 00:25:00,336
this profession is no petting zoo.
339
00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:03,048
OK.
340
00:25:03,669 --> 00:25:05,546
Hey, what happened?
341
00:25:06,130 --> 00:25:09,885
Nothing ... they just ...
made such a fool of me.
342
00:25:13,053 --> 00:25:14,225
What?
343
00:25:20,269 --> 00:25:22,772
WE NEED BRIGHT BULBS
FOR OUR SCIENCE FAIR.
344
00:25:49,965 --> 00:25:50,966
MAINTENANCE
345
00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:11,529
Did you know
that they call 10b the amok class?
346
00:26:12,279 --> 00:26:16,910
Yeah. it's the shithead Daniel.
He's got a screw loose.
347
00:26:17,534 --> 00:26:20,333
Did you know they make
bulletproof vests for teachers now?
348
00:26:20,871 --> 00:26:22,748
Thin ones, y'know?
They don't show.
349
00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:26,172
The printer's not working.
350
00:26:26,627 --> 00:26:31,303
You have to unplug it
and plug it back in.
351
00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:39,181
You said you got an A-
on the teacher's exam.
352
00:26:39,556 --> 00:26:40,933
But you got an A.
353
00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:43,143
That's perverse. You're a real geek.
354
00:26:43,477 --> 00:26:47,448
Caro, why are you printing
my exam results?
355
00:26:54,696 --> 00:26:57,575
Monday. Miller was here.
- No way!
356
00:27:38,323 --> 00:27:39,449
Pig!
357
00:28:10,939 --> 00:28:13,818
Unfortunately, you chose
a very slim tree to hide behind.
358
00:28:15,611 --> 00:28:17,079
You stole my exam results!
359
00:28:17,404 --> 00:28:19,247
Have you been sniffing white-out?
360
00:28:21,575 --> 00:28:22,747
Printer cache!
361
00:28:23,076 --> 00:28:25,829
I had problems at uni.
I needed the job. Calm down.
362
00:28:26,163 --> 00:28:29,337
It's theft and fraud.
And you exploited me sexually.
363
00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:32,340
I put a few knockout drops
in your bug tea.
364
00:28:32,669 --> 00:28:36,390
I wouldn't touch you with 10-foot pole.
So stop babbling. - Excuse me?!
365
00:28:38,258 --> 00:28:40,886
You're such an ass.
You're an ass and an imposter.
366
00:28:41,470 --> 00:28:43,768
And that's a crime.
I'm calling the police.
367
00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:48,685
Lighter than expected.
368
00:28:50,896 --> 00:28:52,990
Let go of me.
- Listen, munchkin,
369
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:57,240
I suggest you cuddle with your teddy
bears overnight, and decide your price.
370
00:28:58,820 --> 00:29:00,572
Don't suck with me, Zeki Miller.
371
00:29:01,406 --> 00:29:05,081
It's "don't fuck with me",
and I won't unless I'm brain dead.
372
00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:12,300
What are you doing there?
373
00:29:12,626 --> 00:29:14,128
None of your fucking business.
374
00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:19,258
We'll see
what Ms. Gerster says tomorrow.
375
00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:21,434
You want money, Schnabelstedt?
376
00:29:21,802 --> 00:29:23,975
I don't want anything,
except my class back.
377
00:29:29,309 --> 00:29:31,437
Swap? Why?
378
00:29:32,062 --> 00:29:36,192
I have training
in conflict resolution and a
379
00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:41,329
... a night course in aggression.
- Yeah, that too.
380
00:29:43,323 --> 00:29:47,749
I've planned it all so well.
I would hate to change it around.
381
00:29:48,078 --> 00:29:51,548
I was angry at first that he wanted
to rob me of such a great challenge,
382
00:29:51,873 --> 00:29:54,877
but then I realized
it's best for the children.
383
00:30:01,049 --> 00:30:04,519
Fireman teachers are usually
the tougher nuts, eh?
384
00:30:09,099 --> 00:30:10,146
Good luck.
385
00:30:10,475 --> 00:30:13,149
Bite me. They're fucking kids.
They can kiss my ass.
386
00:30:26,241 --> 00:30:28,243
I am substituting
for Ms. Schnabelstedt.
387
00:30:28,785 --> 00:30:30,833
My name is Miller
and I'm only a temp.
388
00:30:31,163 --> 00:30:33,712
Why's your name Miller?
You don't look like a Miller.
389
00:30:34,041 --> 00:30:36,715
You're a brother!
- Cut the Turko shit. An F for you.
390
00:30:37,044 --> 00:30:39,342
Where's the class register?
- In the cupboard.
391
00:30:57,564 --> 00:31:00,568
Think I'm going to cry now?
Fucking children.
392
00:31:04,404 --> 00:31:06,156
Let's see who you motherfuckers are.
393
00:31:08,575 --> 00:31:09,952
Chantal Ackermann?
394
00:31:14,456 --> 00:31:17,551
OK, I'm going for a smoke
before I smash your teeth in.
395
00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:19,988
Motherfuckers!
396
00:32:26,820 --> 00:32:31,041
Mr. Miller, class is in session.
Where are you going?
397
00:32:33,618 --> 00:32:35,336
Maybe to change my clothes?!
398
00:32:35,662 --> 00:32:37,335
To the principal's office, please.
399
00:32:41,668 --> 00:32:43,762
You didn't tell me
they were the asocials.
400
00:32:44,087 --> 00:32:46,715
Excuse me?!
What kind of term is that?
401
00:32:47,132 --> 00:32:49,806
You mean youth
from the under-educated class.
402
00:32:50,469 --> 00:32:53,939
Mr. Miller, I want those children
brought under control.
403
00:32:54,264 --> 00:32:57,484
School inspectors could show up
at any time and give out demerits.
404
00:32:57,851 --> 00:33:00,024
You may go change,
but this is an exception.
405
00:33:02,022 --> 00:33:03,365
Thank you!
406
00:33:15,076 --> 00:33:16,248
Show off your ass.
407
00:33:18,371 --> 00:33:19,623
That looks sexy.
408
00:34:04,751 --> 00:34:08,255
Where are the others? - Downstairs,
I think. - They're not in the mood.
409
00:34:18,932 --> 00:34:21,651
Class has started!
- What does he want?
410
00:34:22,018 --> 00:34:24,817
Idiot! - Old fart.
He should go home. - Pathetic.
411
00:34:25,981 --> 00:34:27,403
OMG, you're bleeding.
412
00:34:29,401 --> 00:34:33,326
This is a Forever 21, you retard!
It's gonna stain.
413
00:34:35,156 --> 00:34:36,703
I swear he's crazy. Let's go.
414
00:34:37,033 --> 00:34:38,956
The classroom and make it quick!
415
00:34:47,752 --> 00:34:48,924
Shit!
416
00:34:50,255 --> 00:34:52,098
You forgot your backpack.
417
00:34:54,801 --> 00:34:56,644
Everybody up here, chop-chop!
418
00:34:58,638 --> 00:35:00,515
Now we know who's in command here.
419
00:35:00,849 --> 00:35:04,023
As of now, get your asses in here
at the bell and no trouble.
420
00:35:04,352 --> 00:35:06,275
Now what? We didn't do homework.
421
00:35:06,563 --> 00:35:09,567
I don't give a shit. You sit here.
The rest isn't my problem.
422
00:35:10,483 --> 00:35:14,329
Here's the deal. You all fail in a few
weeks, anyway. Until then, no trouble.
423
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:16,577
You're the loser class.
424
00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:18,950
The whole teacher's lounge
slags you off.
425
00:35:19,367 --> 00:35:21,870
I can do whatever I want here,
nobody cares.
426
00:35:22,370 --> 00:35:23,542
You're scum.
427
00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:27,550
So shut your mouths
and sit still until the bell.
428
00:35:29,544 --> 00:35:30,591
Excuse me.
429
00:35:31,838 --> 00:35:33,966
Do you have any chalk?
- Look yourself.
430
00:35:40,055 --> 00:35:41,398
Your student is crying.
431
00:35:43,099 --> 00:35:44,146
Chantal!
432
00:35:45,352 --> 00:35:46,899
Yes?
- Cry quietly.
433
00:35:51,858 --> 00:35:53,656
Is it possible
you don't care at all?
434
00:35:54,027 --> 00:35:55,074
About what?
435
00:35:55,695 --> 00:35:57,072
About their respect.
436
00:35:58,031 --> 00:36:00,625
Don't you have work to do,
like potato prints?
437
00:36:02,118 --> 00:36:04,041
This here has no educational value.
438
00:36:04,371 --> 00:36:07,250
They look traumatized.
And what's that on their faces?
439
00:36:08,249 --> 00:36:11,924
They were making name tags and smeared.
Now act like a plane and take off.
440
00:36:12,253 --> 00:36:14,381
I'm good at putting myself
in teenage shoes.
441
00:36:14,714 --> 00:36:17,684
How? By subtracting the pole
up your ass and adding Facebook?
442
00:36:19,594 --> 00:36:21,517
You! Laugh at your own jokes.
443
00:36:21,971 --> 00:36:23,439
You need therapy.
444
00:36:30,730 --> 00:36:32,357
Sorry, that wasn't right of me.
445
00:36:35,985 --> 00:36:37,658
ROCK DRILL
446
00:36:48,915 --> 00:36:49,916
Yes?
447
00:36:50,917 --> 00:36:52,794
I told you
when the old lady got back,
448
00:36:53,128 --> 00:36:55,256
I'd need the booth.
- Where'm I gonna sleep?
449
00:36:55,588 --> 00:36:58,762
It's only a matter of time
before the cops are back on your ass.
450
00:36:59,092 --> 00:37:02,096
Keep me out of it.
I run a clean establishment.
451
00:37:03,430 --> 00:37:05,603
You've got an LSD lab in the attic.
452
00:37:05,932 --> 00:37:07,900
Exactly.
I have to be twice as careful.
453
00:37:18,945 --> 00:37:19,946
Motherfucker.
454
00:37:22,407 --> 00:37:23,829
Shit.
455
00:37:26,578 --> 00:37:27,921
Shit.
456
00:37:37,464 --> 00:37:41,059
YOU HAVE A FUTURE
WE HAVE A PLAN
457
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:09,538
Man, Laura, do you have to wear
dad's old shirts?
458
00:38:10,205 --> 00:38:11,206
What do you care?
459
00:38:11,539 --> 00:38:13,917
There's such
nice stuff to wear at your age.
460
00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:16,841
Caro, help me out.
- Elisabeth,
461
00:38:17,962 --> 00:38:21,432
I feel like a lesbian adoptive
mother when you drag me into it.
462
00:38:22,509 --> 00:38:25,638
I need to unwind. - Yes, I see.
That's your second glass.
463
00:38:27,055 --> 00:38:29,604
Yes! And we are not married.
464
00:38:34,437 --> 00:38:37,281
There's somebody in the garden.
- Get the pepper spray!
465
00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:39,317
The pepper Spray!
466
00:38:39,651 --> 00:38:42,074
Laura, in your room, lock the door.
- Dostoyevsky!
467
00:38:42,445 --> 00:38:44,072
That dog is useless!
468
00:38:46,991 --> 00:38:50,040
Remember our self-defense classes.
You hold it like this.
469
00:38:53,540 --> 00:38:55,634
Hit him!
We don't want it!
470
00:38:55,959 --> 00:38:58,462
That sentence is pointless
if we're not being raped.
471
00:39:02,173 --> 00:39:04,050
Who the fuck would rape you!
472
00:39:04,676 --> 00:39:05,723
Zeki?
473
00:39:07,053 --> 00:39:08,600
Were you going to sleep here?
474
00:39:09,597 --> 00:39:10,723
No.
475
00:39:11,766 --> 00:39:14,485
He's a giant asshole,
Caro, I'm telling you.
476
00:39:15,103 --> 00:39:16,901
I think he's nice.
And he's hot.
477
00:39:17,230 --> 00:39:20,325
Plus, I bet he can fix stuff.
This fucking house is big enough.
478
00:39:20,650 --> 00:39:23,779
This "fucking" house is good enough
for you at 50 euros a month!
479
00:39:24,237 --> 00:39:26,160
Even better. So he pays 250.
480
00:39:26,489 --> 00:39:28,787
You'll finally
get contact lenses, Harry Potter.
481
00:39:29,117 --> 00:39:31,540
Glasses look like shit,
I've told you 1000 times.
482
00:39:33,079 --> 00:39:34,547
Got a boyfriend?
483
00:39:35,540 --> 00:39:39,670
Careful, you'll end up
like your sister. - Watch it!
484
00:39:40,086 --> 00:39:41,383
Laura, go upstairs.
485
00:39:43,423 --> 00:39:45,596
One night. We don't have linens.
486
00:39:48,803 --> 00:39:50,100
I'll just finish this.
487
00:39:55,727 --> 00:39:59,197
At least 2 weeks, please.
- Your car has no smog sticker.
488
00:39:59,522 --> 00:40:02,150
I'll pay at month's end.
I'll never find anywhere else.
489
00:40:02,483 --> 00:40:04,656
I don't even know you.
Maybe you'll hurt us.
490
00:40:04,986 --> 00:40:07,364
Living with you for 2 weeks,
I'm the victim here.
491
00:40:09,324 --> 00:40:11,577
Hello, Ms. Schnabelstedt.
- Hello.
492
00:40:11,951 --> 00:40:13,043
Mr. Miller?
493
00:40:13,369 --> 00:40:15,212
Not now. Piss off.
494
00:40:15,580 --> 00:40:16,706
It's about German class.
495
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:19,259
I could only find
Jurassic Park 1 online,
496
00:40:19,584 --> 00:40:22,007
but on list it says to bring 2.
Is that a problem?
497
00:40:22,337 --> 00:40:25,511
Chantal, on THE list.
Articles aren't optional.
498
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:27,842
What are you on about?
So, Mr. Miller?
499
00:40:28,176 --> 00:40:29,928
We already watched Jurassic Park.
500
00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:32,104
But so many were in remedial class.
501
00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:36,060
Whatever, just buzz off.
You stink of CK One. - Smells nice, eh?
502
00:40:38,144 --> 00:40:39,942
You can stay for 2 weeks.
- Really?
503
00:40:41,147 --> 00:40:44,151
As long as you really teach 10b
and make sure they improve.
504
00:40:44,525 --> 00:40:46,698
How can I?
- Do your job!
505
00:40:48,071 --> 00:40:52,042
It's up to you. Or I tell Ms. Gerster
that class means movies and terror.
506
00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:01,755
Whoa, Mr. Miller.
507
00:41:06,381 --> 00:41:07,473
Hello.
508
00:41:08,132 --> 00:41:09,850
Can you make change?
- How?
509
00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:14,518
Could you help me get out?
510
00:41:22,605 --> 00:41:24,198
Could you stop please?
511
00:41:24,649 --> 00:41:26,743
That hurts.
- E20 is stuck.
512
00:41:28,903 --> 00:41:30,120
More to the right.
513
00:41:32,573 --> 00:41:34,075
Come on.
- Yeah.
514
00:41:40,081 --> 00:41:41,173
My pleasure.
515
00:41:42,375 --> 00:41:44,548
Are you a teacher?
- Yeah,
516
00:41:45,003 --> 00:41:46,505
but I'm just a temp.
517
00:41:50,425 --> 00:41:52,473
It's going to be another shit day.
518
00:41:57,390 --> 00:41:59,188
Any other furniture you need?
519
00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:00,894
Sorry, not available.
520
00:42:01,602 --> 00:42:03,445
Here. Reading material and syllabus.
521
00:42:06,941 --> 00:42:09,694
How am I supposed
to get mental defectives to read?
522
00:42:10,111 --> 00:42:11,328
Know what?
523
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:14,203
You need to control Danger and Chantal.
524
00:42:14,574 --> 00:42:16,918
Once you get the leaders,
the others follow.
525
00:42:18,578 --> 00:42:21,627
Need anything else?
- Caro! - What? - Could you come ...
526
00:42:22,331 --> 00:42:24,004
What? - The shelves.
527
00:42:25,835 --> 00:42:27,007
Yup.
528
00:42:32,425 --> 00:42:33,472
SCHILLER "THE ROBBERS"
529
00:42:36,304 --> 00:42:37,476
God, the print's small.
530
00:42:41,684 --> 00:42:43,982
Weapons, drugs, vandalism.
531
00:42:46,022 --> 00:42:47,399
Leaders.
532
00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:50,910
Little motherfuckers.
533
00:42:51,694 --> 00:42:54,243
Did you know
that bees make photosynthesis?
534
00:42:54,906 --> 00:42:57,204
Boy, these students
are really special needs.
535
00:43:00,078 --> 00:43:02,251
Use a plate.
- No, it's fine.
536
00:43:02,830 --> 00:43:05,583
Have to go. Still working nights.
- Where?
537
00:43:06,542 --> 00:43:07,589
In a club.
538
00:43:08,211 --> 00:43:10,760
With real dance music
or that electro-shit?
539
00:43:11,172 --> 00:43:14,176
Right. So long as you get
your lessons prepared.
540
00:43:26,395 --> 00:43:29,023
Why do you always give him
that sexed-up look?
541
00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:32,201
Don't be jealous.
He's too short for me anyway.
542
00:43:32,527 --> 00:43:34,746
To blow him,
I'd have to dig a pit first.
543
00:43:35,071 --> 00:43:36,744
I don't want anything from him!
544
00:43:37,532 --> 00:43:40,661
Hey, once he's in,
it doesn't hurt anymore.
545
00:43:40,993 --> 00:43:43,997
And I guarantee he's a great lay.
546
00:43:44,330 --> 00:43:47,675
By the way, I signed him up
as an assistant for your swim class.
547
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,298
Oh, Caro.
- Hey!
548
00:43:52,130 --> 00:43:54,007
I don't want anything from him.
549
00:43:56,759 --> 00:43:58,853
Daniel! Don't jump from the edge.
550
00:43:59,554 --> 00:44:01,147
But yes!
551
00:44:02,932 --> 00:44:04,058
Very funny.
552
00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:08,192
So, who forgot a suit or
has a doctor's note?
553
00:44:12,024 --> 00:44:13,526
Two laps warm-up, please.
554
00:44:32,795 --> 00:44:36,140
So what do I do?
- Uh, first put out your cigarette.
555
00:44:38,551 --> 00:44:40,929
Then just make sure nobody dies.
556
00:44:48,269 --> 00:44:50,772
Very funny.
- Ms. Schnabelstedt,
557
00:44:51,105 --> 00:44:53,358
such pretty wet hair. Totally cute.
558
00:44:54,692 --> 00:44:55,909
Mr. Miller. No.
559
00:44:59,947 --> 00:45:03,121
You need to do sports. Go on.
10 laps before I let you out.
560
00:45:03,576 --> 00:45:06,125
You can shove your
fake doctor's note up your ass.
561
00:45:07,622 --> 00:45:09,044
You too. Go change.
562
00:45:09,415 --> 00:45:12,009
You're a fascister Mr. Miller.
I hate you.
563
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:21,052
Mr. Miller!
564
00:45:24,096 --> 00:45:25,598
I wanted to thank you.
565
00:45:26,098 --> 00:45:28,692
Thank me? Really?
Here, in front of everybody?
566
00:45:32,855 --> 00:45:34,027
What for, anyway?
567
00:45:36,567 --> 00:45:38,410
It's the first time
so many took part.
568
00:45:39,445 --> 00:45:40,537
Take that back.
569
00:45:40,863 --> 00:45:43,161
No worries.
- Spaz!
570
00:45:47,286 --> 00:45:48,879
No, you take it.
571
00:45:55,378 --> 00:45:57,051
Calm down.
- You a spaz, bro?
572
00:45:57,380 --> 00:45:59,257
He said I was into her.
- So what?
573
00:45:59,674 --> 00:46:02,848
Hey, man, she's ugly as sin.
Let go of me, you whore.
574
00:46:03,177 --> 00:46:05,350
Daniel, whore is a feminine noun.
575
00:46:07,139 --> 00:46:10,564
Now pull yourself together!
- Leave me alone, you asswipe!
576
00:46:18,317 --> 00:46:19,409
Zeki!
577
00:46:22,655 --> 00:46:24,657
You can't do that.
You can't do that.
578
00:46:28,619 --> 00:46:31,088
I didn't hear the apology!
- Fucker! Fucker!
579
00:46:31,998 --> 00:46:34,126
Are you a teacher?
- Yes, why?
580
00:46:39,297 --> 00:46:40,719
But I'm just a temp.
581
00:46:42,466 --> 00:46:44,093
Sorry, sorry.
582
00:46:51,475 --> 00:46:54,399
Did you just use force with
a student? - I'll tell my father.
583
00:46:55,354 --> 00:46:57,356
You told me
to get him under control.
584
00:46:57,898 --> 00:46:59,115
But not with violence.
585
00:46:59,692 --> 00:47:01,865
They reflect that behavior
outside school!
586
00:47:06,490 --> 00:47:07,662
Daniel.
587
00:47:12,163 --> 00:47:14,882
Be careful. I think
he pissed his pants in the pool.
588
00:47:16,042 --> 00:47:19,421
... so I thought we could
get together? Talk about ...
589
00:47:20,796 --> 00:47:23,049
how that could have happened
with Daniel.
590
00:47:23,507 --> 00:47:24,633
Exactly.
591
00:47:25,801 --> 00:47:27,678
But you haven't yet
filed criminal ...
592
00:47:30,681 --> 00:47:32,683
Me? No, it wasn't me.
593
00:47:36,312 --> 00:47:37,404
I don't want...
594
00:47:40,983 --> 00:47:42,030
Miller.
595
00:47:49,784 --> 00:47:51,081
Yes, OK.
596
00:47:53,996 --> 00:47:54,997
Bye.
597
00:47:56,332 --> 00:47:58,175
So does he want
a parent's conference?
598
00:47:59,168 --> 00:48:02,012
No, he said Daniel's nuts
and I should smack him sometimes,
599
00:48:02,338 --> 00:48:04,215
it's the only way
to get him in line.
600
00:48:04,965 --> 00:48:08,845
We need to get the poor boy
out of that vicious circle.
601
00:48:09,387 --> 00:48:12,687
It's a little late,
but I know a really good Ethiopian.
602
00:48:13,015 --> 00:48:14,892
Good, so talk to him
if he's an expert.
603
00:48:15,643 --> 00:48:17,395
It's a restaurant. I'm hungry.
604
00:48:17,853 --> 00:48:21,278
Ethiopian?
Fly soup and rice pudding?
605
00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:23,901
I need meat, man.
606
00:48:27,780 --> 00:48:30,499
Is that actually allowed,
in traffic, the windshield?
607
00:48:39,583 --> 00:48:41,961
You need to talk
to Daniel again. I'm worried.
608
00:48:42,294 --> 00:48:45,013
I'm collecting their dreams
for the time capsule
609
00:48:45,339 --> 00:48:47,512
that every class buries.
610
00:48:48,217 --> 00:48:49,719
I noticed disturbing things.
611
00:48:50,594 --> 00:48:52,642
Daniel and Burak
want to become criminals.
612
00:48:53,180 --> 00:48:55,979
Is work all you think about?
- It's our responsibility.
613
00:48:56,308 --> 00:48:58,231
But they're other people's children.
614
00:48:58,561 --> 00:48:59,687
Do you like it?
615
00:49:00,438 --> 00:49:01,860
Yes, thanks.
616
00:49:03,774 --> 00:49:07,153
There's sort of an educational oath.
We have a professional duty.
617
00:49:08,070 --> 00:49:10,823
It's bad enough that everybody
thinks teachers are lazy.
618
00:49:11,198 --> 00:49:12,620
I swore to make a difference.
619
00:49:12,950 --> 00:49:16,295
They may be awful,
they're still just children. Excuse me,
620
00:49:16,620 --> 00:49:19,248
but could you maybe switch poles?
If it's no trouble.
621
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:22,172
OK.
622
00:49:22,543 --> 00:49:26,047
Do you really believe that shit,
there's a sweet flower inside every kid?
623
00:49:26,380 --> 00:49:29,224
I think some kids haven't learned
to believe in themselves,
624
00:49:29,884 --> 00:49:31,477
and don't know right from wrong.
625
00:49:31,802 --> 00:49:35,102
If we don't teach them,
they'll end up in prison or something.
626
00:49:37,725 --> 00:49:41,355
We have one Erection
and one Licking Vagina.
627
00:49:45,024 --> 00:49:46,697
It's edible. Don't be shy.
628
00:49:47,193 --> 00:49:48,319
It's a penis.
629
00:49:48,736 --> 00:49:51,239
Man, you'll never get a guy
that way, really.
630
00:49:51,572 --> 00:49:53,666
They all think you're mega uptight.
631
00:49:53,991 --> 00:49:55,288
Put the dick in your mouth.
632
00:49:57,119 --> 00:49:58,245
Coping with students.
633
00:49:58,579 --> 00:50:02,334
Professional handling of disruption
and discipline conflict. CD 4.
634
00:50:02,666 --> 00:50:04,885
Don't underestimate
the value of role-playing.
635
00:50:05,211 --> 00:50:08,135
Group exercises allow young people
to channel aggression.
636
00:50:08,464 --> 00:50:12,719
Role-playing for indirect review of
behavioral dysfunction,
637
00:50:13,052 --> 00:50:15,350
and lack of self-confidence.
638
00:50:20,184 --> 00:50:22,653
Fucking shit.
- Role-play
639
00:50:22,978 --> 00:50:26,949
gives a problem child free rein
for his feelings, and allows reflection
640
00:50:27,274 --> 00:50:28,901
on his inappropriate behavior.
641
00:50:29,652 --> 00:50:31,871
What exercise'?
I don't want to do an exercise.
642
00:50:32,279 --> 00:50:34,498
Stow that look or I'll slap you silly.
643
00:50:34,823 --> 00:50:35,915
So I'm her husband?
644
00:50:36,450 --> 00:50:39,670
A round of applause - he got it.
- Shut up. You start.
645
00:50:39,995 --> 00:50:42,919
Man, wait a sec.
I have to get into my part.
646
00:50:43,541 --> 00:50:45,509
Oh, my beautiful apartment!
647
00:50:45,834 --> 00:50:48,929
Thank you, darling! How was work?
- Shut your trap. I'm hungry.
648
00:50:50,422 --> 00:50:52,766
Watch your mouth.
We only just got married.
649
00:50:53,092 --> 00:50:54,890
I married you
so there'd be food ready
650
00:50:55,219 --> 00:50:57,347
after I screw sluts all day.
651
00:50:58,681 --> 00:51:00,183
After you screw sluts, huh?
652
00:51:00,516 --> 00:51:03,315
You married me because I'm pretty,
Salak. - Don't push me.
653
00:51:03,644 --> 00:51:04,645
Are you an idiot?
654
00:51:05,020 --> 00:51:07,569
Danger is exaggerating, Mr. Miller.
- Who's Mr. Miller?
655
00:51:07,898 --> 00:51:10,651
Are you shagging some German?
- Show me your cell.
656
00:51:11,026 --> 00:51:13,245
Hey, Danger,
that's not part of the game, man.
657
00:51:13,612 --> 00:51:16,240
Shut up. Go clean
and then you can blow me.
658
00:51:16,574 --> 00:51:18,326
Give me my phone back, spaz.
659
00:51:21,996 --> 00:51:25,000
Are you crazy? Don't hit each other.
Stop being such thugs.
660
00:51:25,374 --> 00:51:27,251
Give me the phone, you fuckface.
- OK.
661
00:51:28,794 --> 00:51:30,421
Daniel, you did a great job.
662
00:51:30,754 --> 00:51:32,677
Have you thought
about the drama club?
663
00:51:33,257 --> 00:51:36,056
They participate
in community youth theater
664
00:51:36,552 --> 00:51:39,476
and it could be
a great new hobby for you,
665
00:51:39,805 --> 00:51:42,900
where you could
have fun and let off steam.
666
00:51:44,727 --> 00:51:47,776
No way! I'm already in school
3 or 4 times a week.
667
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:52,652
What's your problem?
668
00:51:53,152 --> 00:51:54,369
Fuck school, man.
669
00:51:55,112 --> 00:51:57,114
Watch your mouth, motherfucker.
670
00:51:57,990 --> 00:52:01,369
You seriously believe you want
to become drug dealers or some shit?
671
00:52:01,702 --> 00:52:02,749
Yes we do.
672
00:52:03,078 --> 00:52:05,376
I'd rather collect welfare
than learn that crap.
673
00:52:05,748 --> 00:52:07,546
Come on, school's still on.
Piss off.
674
00:52:08,709 --> 00:52:10,086
Fucking motherfuckers.
675
00:52:11,045 --> 00:52:12,342
Was a stupid idea, sorry.
676
00:52:16,050 --> 00:52:19,680
We could each make €20,000.
It's an armored car transport.
677
00:52:20,012 --> 00:52:22,515
My cousin's been watching them
for 6 weeks now.
678
00:52:23,349 --> 00:52:24,646
I'm busy on something else.
679
00:52:24,975 --> 00:52:27,694
All you have to do is drive.
Getaway car, Zeki.
680
00:52:28,020 --> 00:52:30,739
Bro, you just got out.
Get a real job.
681
00:52:32,316 --> 00:52:35,911
A little upset? Need a blow job?
- No, not in the mood.
682
00:52:36,862 --> 00:52:39,035
What's the matter?
Were you with Mandy?
683
00:52:39,948 --> 00:52:41,871
Are you oftener
with her than me lately?
684
00:52:42,201 --> 00:52:44,704
No, I wasn't with Mandy.
And it's "more often".
685
00:52:45,037 --> 00:52:48,587
Do you have a crush on the bookworm?
- Leave me alone.
686
00:52:48,916 --> 00:52:50,884
Could you suck me off?
- Sorry.
687
00:53:05,474 --> 00:53:06,521
Zeki.
688
00:53:14,274 --> 00:53:15,776
Turn that off.
689
00:53:22,825 --> 00:53:23,951
What's this?
690
00:53:43,595 --> 00:53:44,847
Elisabeth Schnabelstedt.
691
00:53:56,608 --> 00:53:58,656
Hello. I seriously doubt
this will work
692
00:53:58,986 --> 00:54:02,331
or anybody will be organized enough
to ever dig up this time capsule.
693
00:54:02,656 --> 00:54:06,456
I'm also basically uncomfortable at
the thought of strangers reading this.
694
00:54:06,785 --> 00:54:08,287
But I wish I weren't so fat.
695
00:54:08,620 --> 00:54:11,294
I'd like a love letter
with boxes for "yes, no, maybe".
696
00:54:11,623 --> 00:54:12,875
It's silly, I know.
697
00:54:13,459 --> 00:54:15,678
I want to become a teacher.
It's the only job
698
00:54:16,003 --> 00:54:17,926
where you get kids without getting fat.
699
00:54:18,255 --> 00:54:21,634
And I'd like a smart and honest
boyfriend like Karsten in class 9B.
700
00:54:21,967 --> 00:54:23,640
Elisabeth Schnabelstedt, 8a.
701
00:54:34,897 --> 00:54:36,899
Why didn't I ever win
a trophy like that?
702
00:54:37,691 --> 00:54:40,160
Do you have to win
the math Olympics first?
703
00:54:41,111 --> 00:54:43,034
Or a fucking
badminton tournament?
704
00:54:45,991 --> 00:54:49,746
For the first time, I felt like
the streets robbed me of my childhood.
705
00:54:51,121 --> 00:54:52,498
The streets.
706
00:54:52,831 --> 00:54:55,254
And homeroom teacher,
Ms. Eschmiller, stupid cunt.
707
00:54:55,584 --> 00:54:57,632
Everybody knows
you stole the class money!
708
00:54:58,003 --> 00:55:00,176
You'll never amount to anything!
709
00:55:00,506 --> 00:55:02,634
That was surely
not the last foster family
710
00:55:03,008 --> 00:55:06,262
that wants to get rid of you,
Zeki Miller!
711
00:55:29,368 --> 00:55:30,620
School over already?
712
00:55:46,260 --> 00:55:47,557
'Scuse me, 'scuse me.
713
00:55:52,766 --> 00:55:55,189
Are you out of your mind?
- Why?
714
00:55:59,147 --> 00:56:00,490
SLUT
715
00:56:00,816 --> 00:56:02,284
Hey, did they pierce my ears?
716
00:56:03,318 --> 00:56:05,412
Could you please tell me
how that happened?
717
00:56:05,779 --> 00:56:07,531
Where you sleeping in class?
718
00:56:17,708 --> 00:56:19,710
How about peeing INTO the urinal.
719
00:56:20,168 --> 00:56:21,511
Yeah, yeah.
720
00:56:25,632 --> 00:56:26,849
Check your butt.
721
00:56:31,054 --> 00:56:32,101
ASSHOLE
722
00:56:32,639 --> 00:56:34,892
How drunk were you not to notice?
723
00:56:35,225 --> 00:56:36,568
One, two beers?
724
00:56:37,269 --> 00:56:38,771
Yeah.
- Fuck.
725
00:56:39,313 --> 00:56:40,940
Let's not use that word in class.
726
00:56:43,066 --> 00:56:44,113
Are you alright?
727
00:56:44,443 --> 00:56:46,616
Man, just piss off, OK?
728
00:56:46,945 --> 00:56:50,825
You're just worried I'll be busted
and you get the shitty 10b back.
729
00:56:51,199 --> 00:56:53,668
Don't pretend you care.
- You're nuts.
730
00:56:53,994 --> 00:56:56,793
Are you really accusing me
of not caring about you?
731
00:56:57,956 --> 00:56:59,958
I'm really sorry
you're depressed ...
732
00:57:00,292 --> 00:57:01,919
I am not a teacher at all.
733
00:57:02,502 --> 00:57:04,596
Don't start doubting everything.
734
00:57:05,130 --> 00:57:06,256
Hello ...
735
00:57:07,382 --> 00:57:10,386
Your class isn't easy, but I mean,
you chose the job,
736
00:57:11,011 --> 00:57:12,638
so now just stay the course.
737
00:57:13,096 --> 00:57:15,224
Now, go home.
You look like a junkie.
738
00:57:16,767 --> 00:57:19,987
And think about how
to turn your profession into a vocation.
739
00:57:20,312 --> 00:57:21,859
You do have the potential.
740
00:57:22,189 --> 00:57:23,862
You are close to your students.
741
00:57:24,942 --> 00:57:26,785
Including in consuming intoxicants.
742
00:57:30,072 --> 00:57:31,415
Your eyeliner,
743
00:57:32,449 --> 00:57:34,747
it's really perfect.
Gotta give Chantal credit.
744
00:57:39,289 --> 00:57:40,336
So.
745
00:57:42,084 --> 00:57:43,131
Yeah.
746
00:57:46,338 --> 00:57:50,013
I don't know, Laura. Razor blades.
I saw something on TV about it.
747
00:57:50,342 --> 00:57:52,515
It makes a huge mess
in the bathroom.
748
00:57:53,136 --> 00:57:54,683
All that blood.
749
00:57:55,013 --> 00:57:58,813
Right, then we'll try
the plastic bags. Press down hard.
750
00:57:59,142 --> 00:58:00,769
This method definitely sucks.
751
00:58:01,103 --> 00:58:03,322
I'd take pills.
Somebody's here!
752
00:58:03,772 --> 00:58:05,615
Why do you have a bag
over your head?
753
00:58:05,983 --> 00:58:07,860
New profile pictures for Facebook.
754
00:58:08,276 --> 00:58:10,529
Fuck, bro, are you shitting me?
And you too?
755
00:58:11,238 --> 00:58:14,458
Were you trying to kill yourselves?
- Please don't tell my parents.
756
00:58:15,409 --> 00:58:18,583
Mr. Miller, please.
- We just wanted to try.
757
00:58:19,538 --> 00:58:21,586
Because if we do do it,
it'll be together.
758
00:58:22,124 --> 00:58:25,003
I didn't want to. You roped me in.
759
00:58:25,585 --> 00:58:27,258
You said yourself you feel ugly.
760
00:58:27,587 --> 00:58:31,433
But you started with the suicide.
Because you're in love with Daniel.
761
00:58:31,758 --> 00:58:33,977
Man, Maike, you're so bitchy.
762
00:58:36,388 --> 00:58:39,312
So nobody wants to fuck you.
No reason to kill yourself.
763
00:58:39,641 --> 00:58:41,939
I would've written a farewell note.
764
00:58:42,269 --> 00:58:44,738
And then Daniel
would've come to my funeral
765
00:58:45,063 --> 00:58:46,986
and said
he always had feelings for me
766
00:58:47,315 --> 00:58:49,238
and that he was
too blind to realize it.
767
00:58:49,860 --> 00:58:52,989
So stop walking around like
a trannie waiting for the operation.
768
00:58:53,321 --> 00:58:54,447
You're not that ugly.
769
00:58:54,781 --> 00:58:55,873
Yes I am.
770
00:59:07,627 --> 00:59:09,971
NO IDEA WHERE WE'RE GOING.
HE'S STEALING GAS.
771
00:59:17,179 --> 00:59:18,977
Hey, girls.
- Hi, Zeki.
772
00:59:19,890 --> 00:59:21,984
Charlie, can you do
something with her?
773
00:59:22,476 --> 00:59:24,444
We don't do surgery here.
774
00:59:27,689 --> 00:59:29,407
No sense of humor, eh?
775
00:59:30,108 --> 00:59:31,280
Runs in the family.
776
00:59:39,785 --> 00:59:40,957
She needs a big push.
777
00:59:41,453 --> 00:59:43,205
Sheila, bring my make-up bag!
778
00:59:43,538 --> 00:59:45,165
She's a whore, she knows style.
779
00:59:46,416 --> 00:59:48,714
Do you want a drink, or a line?
- No thanks.
780
00:59:49,086 --> 00:59:51,214
No, no. The big one. The big one.
781
00:59:51,630 --> 00:59:53,007
Sweet. Still so young
782
00:59:53,381 --> 00:59:55,099
and fresh.
- Yeah, yeah.
783
00:59:59,763 --> 01:00:01,015
I don't look awful?
784
01:00:29,167 --> 01:00:30,293
Danger!
785
01:00:33,171 --> 01:00:34,639
She looks great. Today.
786
01:00:36,466 --> 01:00:39,015
Hey, what?
- Danger, Chantal,
787
01:00:39,344 --> 01:00:42,097
come here! - What does he want?
- Take this. - Go on.
788
01:00:44,641 --> 01:00:45,733
Little bitch.
789
01:00:47,686 --> 01:00:48,983
What's up, Mr. Miller?
790
01:00:49,312 --> 01:00:50,609
I still owe you something.
791
01:00:51,106 --> 01:00:52,153
What?
792
01:00:52,482 --> 01:00:55,702
Some make-up.
- Man, Mr. Miller.
793
01:00:56,403 --> 01:00:58,030
Danger. - Really!
- Yes?
794
01:00:58,697 --> 01:01:01,166
You know your dad said I could
slap you around?
795
01:01:01,533 --> 01:01:03,376
But you're not really going to,
right?
796
01:01:03,910 --> 01:01:06,083
If you make sure
she's home on time, then no.
797
01:01:06,454 --> 01:01:07,797
What is this!?
798
01:01:08,248 --> 01:01:10,922
Can she smoke something?
Oh, you motherfucker!
799
01:01:11,668 --> 01:01:14,171
Honestly, you're borderlining,
you brainsicker.
800
01:01:14,504 --> 01:01:15,756
Shut it.
801
01:01:16,256 --> 01:01:18,759
On time tomorrow
or expect trouble, people. - Fuck.
802
01:01:19,593 --> 01:01:20,685
Yes.
803
01:01:21,803 --> 01:01:24,397
Danger, you spaz,
why are you brown-nosing him?
804
01:01:24,723 --> 01:01:27,567
Did he call my father or yours?
- Who gives a fuck.
805
01:01:28,185 --> 01:01:30,938
Look at you, embarrassing.
- Shut up.
806
01:01:31,479 --> 01:01:33,777
What is this anyway?
Not his shit, I hope.
807
01:01:37,319 --> 01:01:39,947
Punctually tomorrow, people?
808
01:01:51,374 --> 01:01:52,751
This plant drives me crazy.
809
01:01:54,711 --> 01:01:56,384
Oh, Mr. Miller, hang on.
810
01:01:57,047 --> 01:01:59,470
The learning assessment
for class 10b is in.
811
01:02:00,008 --> 01:02:01,635
The results were as expected.
812
01:02:02,469 --> 01:02:04,813
The class is an intellectual vacuum.
813
01:02:05,513 --> 01:02:07,515
Don't be gentle in breaking it to them.
814
01:02:07,849 --> 01:02:10,398
This is their last chance
to get it together.
815
01:02:12,103 --> 01:02:13,320
God, is she dumb.
816
01:02:17,859 --> 01:02:19,532
Ms. Gerster?
- Yes?
817
01:02:20,111 --> 01:02:22,705
Where are the forms for study trips?
- What?
818
01:02:23,448 --> 01:02:26,372
A field outing?
- What? - A study outing?
819
01:02:26,701 --> 01:02:27,748
A field trip?
820
01:02:29,162 --> 01:02:31,130
Where are we going?
- Disneyland?
821
01:02:31,456 --> 01:02:33,800
Not a concentration camp again.
- Shut up.
822
01:02:34,334 --> 01:02:36,507
Chantal, you write the report.
- Nooo.
823
01:02:39,339 --> 01:02:41,137
Today we took a field trip.
824
01:02:42,676 --> 01:02:45,520
First we visited an acquaintance
of Mr. Miller's
825
01:02:46,012 --> 01:02:47,434
who is going cold turkey.
826
01:02:49,641 --> 01:02:51,018
Hey you, long time no see.
827
01:02:51,559 --> 01:02:54,984
So, people, some of you said
you wanted to become drug bosses.
828
01:02:55,313 --> 01:02:58,738
So this is what drug dependence
looks like. This is a heroin addict.
829
01:02:59,067 --> 01:03:00,660
How long were you a drug addict?
830
01:03:01,403 --> 01:03:03,906
He can't answer;
shooting up fried his brain.
831
01:03:05,073 --> 01:03:07,997
He puked the whole time
and Zeynep almost puked too.
832
01:03:08,326 --> 01:03:10,920
Who wanted to be a drug dealer?
- Not anymore, right?
833
01:03:11,454 --> 01:03:14,503
Then we went to the parents
of a friend of Mr. Miller's,
834
01:03:14,833 --> 01:03:17,131
so Daniel could see
a life on welfare.
835
01:03:17,502 --> 01:03:18,503
Who's there?
836
01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:20,172
The friend is a whore.
837
01:03:21,798 --> 01:03:23,220
Hey, Zeki, you back?
838
01:03:23,550 --> 01:03:26,144
Could we come in?
These jokers have a few questions.
839
01:03:27,887 --> 01:03:30,731
Udo, get dressed!
There are children here. Chico!
840
01:03:31,308 --> 01:03:33,686
Chantal, is that your mother?
- Are you retarded!
841
01:03:36,062 --> 01:03:37,359
Udo, how's it hanging?
842
01:03:37,731 --> 01:03:39,153
Yeah. You?
843
01:03:39,482 --> 01:03:41,860
OK.
- He sleeps a lot.
844
01:03:42,610 --> 01:03:44,237
You cuties ...
- It stinks here.
845
01:03:44,571 --> 01:03:47,541
... do something with your life.
My daughter is a prostitute
846
01:03:47,866 --> 01:03:49,288
and we're dependent on her.
847
01:03:49,617 --> 01:03:51,039
It's not nice.
848
01:03:51,453 --> 01:03:53,000
The dog's shitting - Udo!
849
01:03:56,583 --> 01:03:57,709
Who cares.
850
01:03:58,710 --> 01:04:01,008
The prostitute has a brother.
His name is Ronny.
851
01:04:02,088 --> 01:04:03,214
Ronny was sleeping
852
01:04:03,548 --> 01:04:06,347
because he drinks a lot
and he's a Nazi.
853
01:04:06,718 --> 01:04:10,814
They are up all night, so nobody
wanted Mr. Miller to wake him.
854
01:04:11,264 --> 01:04:12,686
Don't wake him up, please.
855
01:04:13,016 --> 01:04:15,690
Burak wants to avoid
first contact with a Nazi.
856
01:04:16,019 --> 01:04:18,397
Then you need
to join the theater group.
857
01:04:19,522 --> 01:04:21,240
Bro, say yes.
- Yeah, OK, man.
858
01:04:21,900 --> 01:04:23,277
Leave his damn nipple alone.
859
01:04:23,610 --> 01:04:26,830
It was very interesting.
Mr. Miller has weird friends.
860
01:04:27,155 --> 01:04:28,623
Afterwards, we all got kebabs.
861
01:04:28,948 --> 01:04:31,167
It was better than a museum
with Mr. Gundlach.
862
01:04:31,493 --> 01:04:33,746
That was just
a bunch of stuffed animals.
863
01:04:36,414 --> 01:04:37,461
It's red.
864
01:04:37,791 --> 01:04:40,044
They haven't learned
the colors yet. - Asshole.
865
01:04:40,418 --> 01:04:42,716
Asshole.
866
01:04:43,046 --> 01:04:45,048
So think about
what you want to become.
867
01:04:45,382 --> 01:04:47,259
Come up with your own homework.
868
01:04:49,135 --> 01:04:50,136
Give me one.
869
01:04:53,390 --> 01:04:54,607
Oh come on, Mr. Miller.
870
01:04:54,933 --> 01:04:57,277
Smoking sucks.
- Nuts.
871
01:04:59,104 --> 01:05:01,027
About the test you took recently.
872
01:05:02,315 --> 01:05:03,316
You were the best.
873
01:05:03,817 --> 01:05:05,740
You might even skip a grade.
874
01:05:06,736 --> 01:05:08,989
But I got a terrible grade,
Mr. Miller.
875
01:05:09,322 --> 01:05:12,121
Because you're under-challenged.
Talented people often are.
876
01:05:12,534 --> 01:05:16,835
As of now, you'll be challenged.
Could be you even graduate at 17.
877
01:05:17,163 --> 01:05:18,335
Oh, my god.
878
01:05:18,706 --> 01:05:21,209
But don't let yourself
be dragged down by others
879
01:05:21,543 --> 01:05:22,590
and apply yourself.
880
01:05:22,919 --> 01:05:24,466
Does he mean me?
- No.
881
01:05:24,796 --> 01:05:28,471
Mr. Miller, really? You're not joking?
Look, I'm trembling.
882
01:05:28,842 --> 01:05:30,014
I'm excited myself.
883
01:05:30,385 --> 01:05:32,604
You only see
somebody like you every 10 years.
884
01:05:32,971 --> 01:05:36,396
My god.
I don't have to be a check-out girl.
885
01:05:37,892 --> 01:05:41,146
Who are they? - The vocationals
are ripping off the disabled kids.
886
01:05:41,563 --> 01:05:43,565
They don't look more disabled than you.
887
01:05:43,898 --> 01:05:45,866
Whatever. Nerds, science fair types.
888
01:05:48,069 --> 01:05:50,413
Go help them.
- Why?
889
01:05:50,989 --> 01:05:52,741
Because you'll be a nerd soon.
890
01:05:53,074 --> 01:05:55,247
Because they're the only men
who'll like you,
891
01:05:55,577 --> 01:05:58,877
a chem student in a lab coat
with liverwurst stains and greasy hair.
892
01:05:59,205 --> 01:06:01,207
I swear, Mr. Miller,
you're killing me.
893
01:06:02,083 --> 01:06:03,209
OK, let's kick ass.
894
01:06:04,002 --> 01:06:06,721
Chantal,
not in the mood for a fight
895
01:06:08,381 --> 01:06:09,382
Leave them alone.
896
01:06:09,716 --> 01:06:13,346
You think you're better than us? - They
go to my school. Leave them alone ...
897
01:06:14,304 --> 01:06:15,396
Let go!
898
01:06:16,723 --> 01:06:19,522
She's got a knife! - Scared?
899
01:06:22,729 --> 01:06:24,481
Let go, you!
- Piss off, man!
900
01:06:25,356 --> 01:06:28,280
Touch them again and I'll cut off
your extensions, you cunt.
901
01:06:28,610 --> 01:06:31,033
No! They were expensive.
- Then piss off.
902
01:06:31,696 --> 01:06:33,039
You too, outta here!
903
01:06:33,656 --> 01:06:34,657
Not bad.
904
01:06:35,909 --> 01:06:37,126
Check!
905
01:06:38,286 --> 01:06:40,789
Hey nerds.
Say thank you.
906
01:06:42,040 --> 01:06:44,213
The federation guarantees
eternal gratitude.
907
01:06:44,542 --> 01:06:47,011
Yeah, no prob. I'm smart too, I get it.
908
01:06:47,337 --> 01:06:48,930
You're in science club, right?
909
01:06:50,006 --> 01:06:51,053
Positive.
910
01:06:51,382 --> 01:06:54,352
So maybe I could come see sometime?
911
01:06:54,677 --> 01:06:58,898
Because in class I'm .. could be
that I'm not challenged enough.
912
01:07:05,063 --> 01:07:07,282
What're they talking about?
- How would I know.
913
01:07:07,607 --> 01:07:09,029
I don't want to be that ugly.
914
01:07:12,862 --> 01:07:15,331
OK. But you have to wear
anti-static clothing.
915
01:07:16,115 --> 01:07:17,116
OK.
916
01:07:18,159 --> 01:07:20,457
What's that? What does he mean?
917
01:07:24,791 --> 01:07:26,714
This isn't the test I gave you.
918
01:07:27,335 --> 01:07:28,587
I added a question.
919
01:07:28,920 --> 01:07:31,890
In the first person, tell us
how a dinosaur feels when he sees
920
01:07:32,215 --> 01:07:33,888
the electric fence is off.
921
01:07:38,263 --> 01:07:42,234
There were only goats today again.
I don't even like goats.
922
01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:45,945
I wonder what's
outside the fence. I hear it's freedom,
923
01:07:46,437 --> 01:07:48,314
but to get it, you have to die.
924
01:07:48,773 --> 01:07:51,697
I decided to try
and touched the fence carefully.
925
01:07:52,068 --> 01:07:53,194
It was weird.
926
01:07:53,528 --> 01:07:56,498
It didn't hurt. For the first time,
I had something like hope.
927
01:07:59,409 --> 01:08:01,662
That was beautiful.
What did you do with them?
928
01:08:02,495 --> 01:08:03,542
Just talked.
929
01:08:08,585 --> 01:08:10,303
Friday is environment & nature day.
930
01:08:10,628 --> 01:08:12,801
You could take the class
to an organic farm.
931
01:08:13,131 --> 01:08:14,849
I've always wanted to go there.
932
01:08:19,178 --> 01:08:20,475
I could come along.
933
01:08:21,055 --> 01:08:23,023
Romeo, doff thy name,
934
01:08:23,349 --> 01:08:26,649
And for that name which is
no part of thee take all myself.
935
01:08:27,020 --> 01:08:29,648
Why is Daniel trying out for Romeo?
936
01:08:29,981 --> 01:08:33,576
The other parts are shit. Go on.
- But I ... - Yeah, yeah. Enough.
937
01:08:35,862 --> 01:08:39,241
I take thee at thy word. Call me
but love, and I'll be new baptized;
938
01:08:39,574 --> 01:08:42,999
Henceforth I never will be Romeo.
- Why is he yelling like that?
939
01:08:43,328 --> 01:08:46,081
He's a little aggressive.
- ... So stumblest on my counsel?
940
01:08:46,414 --> 01:08:48,542
By a name I know not
how to tell thee who I am:
941
01:08:48,958 --> 01:08:51,552
My name, dear saint,
is hateful to myself,
942
01:08:51,878 --> 01:08:54,381
Because it is an enemy to thee;
943
01:08:54,714 --> 01:08:57,263
Had I it written,
I would tear the word.
944
01:08:58,134 --> 01:09:00,933
My ears have not yet ...
- That's it, I can't take it.
945
01:09:01,304 --> 01:09:04,353
The balcony scene's next.
- So what? The stage is total shit.
946
01:09:04,682 --> 01:09:08,186
It looks like that TV channel
you only land on by mistake.
947
01:09:09,771 --> 01:09:12,320
The one where they speak French.
- Do you mean PBS?
948
01:09:12,649 --> 01:09:14,492
Yeah, exactly.
Nobody understands it.
949
01:09:14,859 --> 01:09:17,487
What's the deal
with the stilted language?
950
01:09:17,820 --> 01:09:19,288
My god, it's Shakespeare.
951
01:09:19,947 --> 01:09:22,166
Who's been dead for,
like, 4000 years.
952
01:09:22,492 --> 01:09:24,790
Why isn't it translated
into normal German.
953
01:09:25,119 --> 01:09:27,042
If I were you,
I'd be embarrassed.
954
01:09:27,413 --> 01:09:28,835
I already want my money back.
955
01:09:29,165 --> 01:09:32,385
Gundlach is clueless. You'll never win
the teenie Oscars with that.
956
01:09:32,710 --> 01:09:35,884
I won't listen to this.
I've done this for 24 years,
957
01:09:36,214 --> 01:09:39,218
since the fall of communism,
and it was always well received.
958
01:09:39,592 --> 01:09:40,718
In a rest home, maybe.
959
01:09:41,427 --> 01:09:43,976
Listen here. You do it then.
960
01:09:44,305 --> 01:09:46,649
Please, you take over directing.
961
01:09:47,016 --> 01:09:49,064
Arrivederci, Verona!
962
01:09:49,394 --> 01:09:51,317
My colleague ...
- No, I'm going.
963
01:09:52,355 --> 01:09:53,823
Can I go too?
- No!
964
01:09:56,067 --> 01:09:57,614
So who's taking over drama club?
965
01:10:03,282 --> 01:10:05,535
What's it about?
I only saw the porn version.
966
01:10:05,868 --> 01:10:07,996
Do they get each other?
- They die.
967
01:10:08,454 --> 01:10:09,501
At least that.
968
01:10:10,123 --> 01:10:11,340
Who are you playing?
969
01:10:11,791 --> 01:10:12,838
The nurse.
970
01:10:13,710 --> 01:10:16,714
What's that, an animal?
- It's a great role.
971
01:10:18,673 --> 01:10:21,267
Daniel, say that the way
you'd say it.
972
01:10:22,468 --> 01:10:24,345
Julia, you cunt, let's fuck.
973
01:10:24,679 --> 01:10:27,979
Show me your tits, pronto.
- We'll re-write it. It'll be cool.
974
01:10:34,689 --> 01:10:35,941
Close.
975
01:11:17,815 --> 01:11:20,989
Sarafina, be careful.
You'll fall again.
976
01:11:21,360 --> 01:11:23,237
The teacher ratings are online.
977
01:11:23,780 --> 01:11:25,908
And we are VERY interested in that.
978
01:11:28,367 --> 01:11:32,292
My dears, the teacher ratings
have been posted. Online!
979
01:11:33,164 --> 01:11:34,336
Breathe deep.
980
01:11:36,626 --> 01:11:38,094
Hottest teacher -
981
01:11:39,796 --> 01:11:40,888
me.
982
01:11:41,839 --> 01:11:44,137
Yes. Ms. Gerster.
- Yes?
983
01:11:44,634 --> 01:11:46,181
You are the biggest nightmare.
984
01:11:46,636 --> 01:11:49,264
I said I'd get the title back -
Alrun.
985
01:11:49,806 --> 01:11:50,978
Who's coolest teacher?
986
01:11:52,558 --> 01:11:53,650
Mr. Miller.
987
01:11:55,520 --> 01:11:57,363
And, who's the sweetest teacher?
988
01:11:59,982 --> 01:12:01,154
Mr. Miller ...
989
01:12:03,444 --> 01:12:04,787
and among the women.
990
01:12:06,697 --> 01:12:08,950
Oh, Me. Hey there, surprise!
991
01:12:10,076 --> 01:12:12,170
Congratulations.
- We'll drink to that, eh?
992
01:12:12,995 --> 01:12:15,669
No, I need to go get
the overhead projector.
993
01:12:15,998 --> 01:12:17,045
Go ahead.
994
01:12:18,876 --> 01:12:19,923
So, I said ...
995
01:12:24,882 --> 01:12:27,601
You're not seriously crying
over no student ranking?
996
01:12:27,927 --> 01:12:29,224
A student RATING.
997
01:12:30,429 --> 01:12:33,683
I'll never be voted most anything.
I've never been anything,
998
01:12:34,016 --> 01:12:38,066
most beloved teacher, prettiest teacher,
teacher with the nicest smile, nothing.
999
01:12:38,479 --> 01:12:41,904
I've never even been
strictest teacher or meanest teacher.
1000
01:12:42,400 --> 01:12:43,492
I'm just air.
1001
01:12:47,196 --> 01:12:50,291
Who gives a shit if they like you.
- It matters.
1002
01:12:50,658 --> 01:12:54,208
It's a compliment, the only review
of us. The only one that counts.
1003
01:12:54,537 --> 01:12:56,255
What the students think counts.
1004
01:12:58,082 --> 01:13:00,801
They think you're funny, that's why.
- You mean witty?
1005
01:13:01,210 --> 01:13:02,712
There's no category for that.
1006
01:13:03,379 --> 01:13:04,676
Couldn't you talk to them?
1007
01:13:05,006 --> 01:13:06,974
Gerster is making me
test the b class,
1008
01:13:07,300 --> 01:13:09,302
because so many of mine have mumps.
1009
01:13:09,844 --> 01:13:11,061
They're going to ...
1010
01:13:11,888 --> 01:13:12,889
... to whack me.
1011
01:13:13,431 --> 01:13:16,355
It'll all be deducted from
my final grade, if I mess it up.
1012
01:13:16,726 --> 01:13:17,898
I could blackmail them.
1013
01:13:18,227 --> 01:13:22,073
No! I want them to respect me.
By choice.
1014
01:13:22,440 --> 01:13:23,566
Nobody says whack.
1015
01:13:29,614 --> 01:13:30,866
But YOLO is OK, right?
1016
01:13:33,701 --> 01:13:36,250
Ms. Schnabelstedt wants to
do a wholetrain with you.
1017
01:13:37,246 --> 01:13:38,543
What does wholetrain mean?
1018
01:13:38,873 --> 01:13:40,341
We spray the entire train.
1019
01:13:40,666 --> 01:13:42,714
The entire train? What about the law?
1020
01:13:43,044 --> 01:13:44,637
That's exactly why it's cool.
1021
01:13:44,962 --> 01:13:46,885
The beautiful train, it's brand new.
1022
01:13:49,800 --> 01:13:51,723
Excuse me, we have class here now.
1023
01:13:52,762 --> 01:13:54,856
This is our train.
We could call the police,
1024
01:13:55,181 --> 01:13:57,058
or you could just move over one track.
1025
01:13:57,391 --> 01:14:00,440
I need to finish here on time.
I'm not here for fun.
1026
01:14:04,982 --> 01:14:06,199
See.
1027
01:14:27,004 --> 01:14:29,302
Danger, come here. Not bad.
1028
01:14:30,841 --> 01:14:33,390
Totally PHAT, Ms. Schnabelstedt.
Totally Instagram.
1029
01:14:34,637 --> 01:14:35,684
Thanks.
1030
01:14:37,306 --> 01:14:41,436
So, shall we look at your work
and critique it together?
1031
01:14:42,853 --> 01:14:44,150
Swag, eh?
1032
01:14:45,231 --> 01:14:46,904
Swag-etti yolognese, Burak.
1033
01:14:51,529 --> 01:14:53,873
Good thing
you're not in my English class.
1034
01:14:55,366 --> 01:14:57,164
How would you grade it, Burak?
1035
01:14:57,535 --> 01:14:59,754
Hey, an A, of course.
- Dunno about that.
1036
01:15:00,079 --> 01:15:02,548
Shit. Cops. Scramble.
- Police! Halt!
1037
01:15:11,173 --> 01:15:12,174
Come on.
1038
01:15:25,396 --> 01:15:26,522
OK.
1039
01:15:32,278 --> 01:15:35,157
That's not the first time
you've run from the police, is it?
1040
01:15:37,324 --> 01:15:38,701
I stole a CD once.
1041
01:15:45,416 --> 01:15:47,635
That's special waste.
For a recycling station.
1042
01:15:48,919 --> 01:15:51,468
What about some thanks
for polishing your image?
1043
01:15:56,093 --> 01:15:57,936
I swear, that was close, Mr. Miller.
1044
01:15:58,304 --> 01:16:00,102
I almost saw teacher sex.
1045
01:16:07,646 --> 01:16:09,273
Hey there.
1046
01:16:10,149 --> 01:16:12,652
Hey, Ms. Schnabelstedt,
teachers' test today, eh?
1047
01:16:13,861 --> 01:16:15,113
Yeah, exactly, Burak.
1048
01:16:16,655 --> 01:16:17,747
Cool.
1049
01:16:18,074 --> 01:16:20,543
Good morning.
1050
01:16:20,868 --> 01:16:24,293
I brought 2 pictures and I'd like
to discuss them in the context
1051
01:16:24,747 --> 01:16:26,215
of Schiller's "The Robbers".
1052
01:16:27,541 --> 01:16:29,589
Can I turn on the projector first?
1053
01:17:06,455 --> 01:17:08,048
Thank you, class.
1054
01:17:10,334 --> 01:17:12,132
Not bad, Ms. Schnabelstedt. Not bad.
1055
01:17:12,753 --> 01:17:15,757
It seems you do have some ability
to assert yourself.
1056
01:17:16,132 --> 01:17:17,725
I'm glad. Good.
1057
01:17:18,259 --> 01:17:19,511
Thank you.
1058
01:17:22,680 --> 01:17:24,523
And why were you so nice?
1059
01:17:24,849 --> 01:17:27,318
Because you and Mr. Miller
are so sweet together.
1060
01:17:27,643 --> 01:17:30,772
If you hooked up it would be so hot.
- Not everything is hot.
1061
01:17:31,105 --> 01:17:32,652
You're so much prettier lately.
1062
01:17:33,232 --> 01:17:36,486
You wear your hair loose and ...
yeah, beautiful.
1063
01:17:38,863 --> 01:17:43,289
Thank god private life and civility
aren't AP subjects. Now go exercise.
1064
01:17:45,619 --> 01:17:48,873
Chantal, don't light up inside.
- Yeah, OK.
1065
01:17:54,545 --> 01:17:56,889
Ms. Schnabelstedt.
He's shooting the animals.
1066
01:17:57,214 --> 01:18:00,889
No, they're sex hormones. It's always
hard to get Llamas in mating mood.
1067
01:18:01,218 --> 01:18:02,811
It's too cold for them here.
1068
01:18:03,345 --> 01:18:07,771
I thought this was an organic farm.
I don't quite get the organic aspect.
1069
01:18:08,559 --> 01:18:12,189
OK, kids, let's move on to the rabbits
so you can sketch them.
1070
01:18:14,064 --> 01:18:17,034
This is disgusting. - Let's zap
Chantal with it. - Cool.
1071
01:18:23,657 --> 01:18:24,704
Hey, Chantal.
1072
01:18:25,117 --> 01:18:27,040
No, stop, you spaz! No!
1073
01:18:33,500 --> 01:18:36,800
Was that in your ass? - I was trying
to hit Chantal, I swear.
1074
01:18:38,422 --> 01:18:39,514
Zeki, where are you?
1075
01:18:39,840 --> 01:18:42,844
First, it's outrageous
that you left me alone with your class.
1076
01:18:43,177 --> 01:18:45,100
And second, I've been shot with ...
1077
01:18:45,429 --> 01:18:48,057
... ungulate.
- ... ungulate sex hormones
1078
01:18:48,390 --> 01:18:51,690
and I would like to see a doctor.
1079
01:18:52,019 --> 01:18:55,489
I don't think much will happen.
In Asia it's a recreational stimulant.
1080
01:18:55,814 --> 01:18:57,862
In Pandora, eh?
- Oh, god.
1081
01:18:58,192 --> 01:19:00,286
Pandora? What are you talking about?
1082
01:19:00,653 --> 01:19:02,280
Pandora is in Asia.
1083
01:19:02,613 --> 01:19:04,456
Pandora doesn't exist in real life.
1084
01:19:04,782 --> 01:19:06,250
So why was it in 3D?
1085
01:19:06,992 --> 01:19:09,245
I'm so hot. I'm so hot.
1086
01:19:09,787 --> 01:19:11,380
I'm so thirsty.
1087
01:19:17,503 --> 01:19:20,973
What's happening to her? - I'm
the hottest teacher in the world.
1088
01:19:23,342 --> 01:19:26,312
I hope I don't grow fur.
1089
01:19:27,513 --> 01:19:32,064
I couldn't stand having to shave
every day, everywhere.
1090
01:19:32,393 --> 01:19:33,895
My back ...
1091
01:19:35,521 --> 01:19:37,364
and my bottom ...
1092
01:19:38,148 --> 01:19:39,320
Chill out, bro.
1093
01:19:45,114 --> 01:19:46,616
Sleep, sleep, sleep ...
1094
01:19:51,453 --> 01:19:53,751
Lisi, the dog was just playing
in a shit pile.
1095
01:19:54,081 --> 01:19:55,128
What are you doing?!
1096
01:19:56,792 --> 01:19:58,794
Sweetie, let me sleep a little.
1097
01:19:59,128 --> 01:20:00,425
Zeki will play with you.
1098
01:20:02,089 --> 01:20:04,717
Child services is coming today,
about my guardianship.
1099
01:20:05,634 --> 01:20:06,886
Doesn't matter.
1100
01:20:09,054 --> 01:20:11,557
Dostoyevsky, let me in there.
1101
01:20:11,890 --> 01:20:13,142
They're already on alert,
1102
01:20:13,517 --> 01:20:16,191
because she was treated
for depression as a teenager.
1103
01:20:16,562 --> 01:20:18,564
Oh, yeah, I was very sad.
1104
01:20:19,565 --> 01:20:22,114
Teenagers are always sad,
1105
01:20:22,526 --> 01:20:24,904
because nobody likes them.
1106
01:20:25,904 --> 01:20:27,906
Have you lost your marbles?
1107
01:20:28,907 --> 01:20:30,580
Thirsty.
- Hey!
1108
01:20:31,035 --> 01:20:34,335
Thanks a lot.
Now I'm going to end up in a home.
1109
01:20:37,041 --> 01:20:38,167
Good night!
1110
01:20:50,512 --> 01:20:52,685
Mr. Miller, my dear god!
1111
01:20:53,474 --> 01:20:55,147
One more won't hurt. Call me Zeki.
1112
01:20:56,060 --> 01:20:57,107
I'm Isolde.
1113
01:20:57,811 --> 01:20:59,813
What a lovely name - I mean yours.
1114
01:21:00,189 --> 01:21:01,532
Are you from the Mideast?
1115
01:21:01,899 --> 01:21:03,617
Yes, but no fear. I won't shoot.
1116
01:21:07,446 --> 01:21:10,245
Hello.
- Ms. Schnabelstedt!
1117
01:21:11,450 --> 01:21:15,296
Your boyfriend just told me
you were hit by a car. Now sit down.
1118
01:21:16,163 --> 01:21:17,380
Are you feeling better?
1119
01:21:19,083 --> 01:21:20,676
Yes, I really wanted to ...
1120
01:21:21,001 --> 01:21:23,424
So, who'd like a piece of cake?
1121
01:21:23,754 --> 01:21:26,348
Now, you are ...
You didn't mention
1122
01:21:26,673 --> 01:21:28,550
you were in a relationship.
1123
01:21:28,967 --> 01:21:30,093
I was doubtful,
1124
01:21:30,427 --> 01:21:32,805
you as sole guardian
for such a young child.
1125
01:21:33,680 --> 01:21:37,184
And you so young yourself.
But your parents would be very proud
1126
01:21:37,518 --> 01:21:41,648
if they could see what a wonderful
environment you've created here.
1127
01:21:41,980 --> 01:21:44,483
Yes, we get along so well.
1128
01:21:45,984 --> 01:21:48,407
Mr. Miller, no more cream.
Oh, my god.
1129
01:21:48,821 --> 01:21:49,913
My figure!
1130
01:21:50,447 --> 01:21:53,417
If anyone can handle it,
you can Ms. Sieberts.
1131
01:21:53,742 --> 01:21:56,586
But we were
on a first name basis, Zeki.
1132
01:21:57,329 --> 01:21:58,330
Of course.
1133
01:21:58,664 --> 01:22:01,793
Now you two lovebirds must tell me
how long you've been together.
1134
01:22:02,459 --> 01:22:03,506
Well ...
1135
01:22:04,086 --> 01:22:05,554
Almost a year.
1136
01:22:05,879 --> 01:22:07,096
We met online.
1137
01:22:07,631 --> 01:22:09,508
Then I quickly
applied at her school,
1138
01:22:09,967 --> 01:22:12,390
so we could spend
more time together.
1139
01:22:14,596 --> 01:22:16,598
I have to say, Ms. Schnabelstedt,
1140
01:22:16,932 --> 01:22:18,980
I am totally charmed
by your partner.
1141
01:22:20,060 --> 01:22:21,778
Plus, he's an educator.
1142
01:22:22,729 --> 01:22:24,356
I really can't complain.
1143
01:22:25,107 --> 01:22:26,404
Jackpot!
1144
01:22:26,859 --> 01:22:29,157
You could even adopt a few more kids!
1145
01:22:29,486 --> 01:22:31,079
Bye-bye, Isolde!
- Bye-bye!
1146
01:22:48,630 --> 01:22:50,098
I assume you want something?
1147
01:22:51,175 --> 01:22:52,301
Forget it.
1148
01:22:53,677 --> 01:22:54,929
So why did you do it?
1149
01:23:00,893 --> 01:23:02,816
Because I know how it feels
to be alone.
1150
01:23:10,736 --> 01:23:11,908
Thank you.
1151
01:23:12,529 --> 01:23:13,872
Still high on llama?
1152
01:23:15,657 --> 01:23:17,625
No, on substitute teacher.
1153
01:23:22,456 --> 01:23:24,424
Man, you know I'm leaving soon!
1154
01:23:37,179 --> 01:23:39,056
You have reached your destination.
1155
01:23:40,849 --> 01:23:42,351
Yeah, where, you bitch?
1156
01:25:40,594 --> 01:25:44,144
1800, 1900, 2000.
1157
01:25:44,473 --> 01:25:45,850
And 50 for the glass table.
1158
01:25:49,019 --> 01:25:50,817
Here. Your new tits.
1159
01:25:52,147 --> 01:25:53,524
Really? Sweet!
1160
01:25:55,901 --> 01:25:58,575
I'll miss you.
- No South America. I can't leave.
1161
01:25:58,987 --> 01:26:00,113
But not on my account?
1162
01:26:00,989 --> 01:26:03,162
We've been friends too long.
It'd never work.
1163
01:26:03,742 --> 01:26:06,211
Because of the ... the kids, man.
1164
01:26:07,162 --> 01:26:08,379
I'm all they've got.
1165
01:26:10,165 --> 01:26:12,167
I didn't know they were all orphans.
1166
01:26:13,293 --> 01:26:15,466
Seriously.
They're completely fixated on me.
1167
01:26:15,962 --> 01:26:18,715
Like little chicks that can only see
their mother's ass
1168
01:26:19,049 --> 01:26:20,517
and follow it everywhere.
1169
01:26:20,884 --> 01:26:22,136
And you're that ass.
1170
01:26:22,636 --> 01:26:25,105
Yeah, exactly.
- An ass with a heart
1171
01:26:27,432 --> 01:26:28,775
Shut it and give me a beer.
1172
01:26:29,101 --> 01:26:31,854
I have to finish "Robbers".
I need to look every word up.
1173
01:26:32,437 --> 01:26:33,563
Is it in English?
1174
01:26:34,523 --> 01:26:35,775
No, German.
1175
01:26:38,443 --> 01:26:39,569
Don't know it, eh?
1176
01:26:50,205 --> 01:26:52,253
So Moor or Spiegelberg?
1177
01:26:52,582 --> 01:26:55,210
Who has a better chance
at middle-class life?
1178
01:26:55,544 --> 01:26:57,342
Karl.
Spiegelberg is completely evil.
1179
01:26:57,671 --> 01:26:59,514
He's already done
too many bad things.
1180
01:26:59,881 --> 01:27:01,599
Karl doesn't want to be evil.
1181
01:27:03,927 --> 01:27:05,725
My god, was that right, Mr. Miller?
1182
01:27:27,075 --> 01:27:28,577
Where is my push-up bra?
1183
01:27:28,910 --> 01:27:32,631
What for? You'll look like a whore
if you squish up your mini-boobs.
1184
01:27:33,081 --> 01:27:34,799
I want my push-up bra!
1185
01:27:35,417 --> 01:27:36,634
Maike!
1186
01:27:36,960 --> 01:27:39,213
The nurse is such a great part.
And so complex.
1187
01:27:39,546 --> 01:27:40,798
Mr. Miller!
1188
01:27:41,548 --> 01:27:44,051
Are you going to grease me up?
- Are you nuts?
1189
01:27:44,634 --> 01:27:46,932
There, ask ... Laura.
1190
01:27:47,262 --> 01:27:48,605
Greta?
- What?
1191
01:27:49,890 --> 01:27:53,440
That was fast. - Listen, I did Romeo
and Juliet once too - the friar.
1192
01:27:54,060 --> 01:27:57,189
It was a little strange at first,
since it was a male role,
1193
01:27:57,522 --> 01:27:59,149
but at some point it's really ...
1194
01:28:00,567 --> 01:28:02,695
Mr. Miller said
you should put my cream on.
1195
01:28:03,737 --> 01:28:04,738
OK.
1196
01:28:10,535 --> 01:28:12,333
I'll just go take my seat.
1197
01:28:14,706 --> 01:28:16,003
You can use more.
1198
01:28:16,666 --> 01:28:19,215
Yeah, you need a lot.
1199
01:28:20,420 --> 01:28:22,388
Yeah, I tried
a new anabolic steroid.
1200
01:28:23,048 --> 01:28:24,766
That's totally unhealthy, you know?
1201
01:28:25,634 --> 01:28:28,888
Really? I've always done it.
Since I was 11.
1202
01:28:29,221 --> 01:28:31,349
Laura, come here please. Now.
1203
01:28:33,183 --> 01:28:35,686
Listen, Schnabelstedt.
Danger is mine.
1204
01:28:36,019 --> 01:28:37,487
He's Romeo and I'm Juliet.
1205
01:28:37,896 --> 01:28:40,445
So stay in the background
or I'll do you in.
1206
01:28:41,066 --> 01:28:42,909
Daniel? could we warm up?
1207
01:28:44,277 --> 01:28:45,574
Go get my energy drink.
1208
01:28:49,115 --> 01:28:50,992
No, Romeo, I told you.
1209
01:28:51,326 --> 01:28:53,704
I'm not a one night stand slut.
- Let me do it.
1210
01:29:00,252 --> 01:29:01,344
Here's your drink.
1211
01:29:04,172 --> 01:29:07,767
Attention, next up are the Leibnitz
School and the Goethe School.
1212
01:29:08,093 --> 01:29:09,811
Children, please get ready.
1213
01:29:16,017 --> 01:29:18,270
I'm nauseous.
- You know Greta's part, right?
1214
01:29:18,603 --> 01:29:20,822
I think so, but ...
- But I'm ...
1215
01:29:25,944 --> 01:29:29,949
Julia. - You'll puke up the whole stage.
I want to win. You go change.
1216
01:29:30,407 --> 01:29:31,750
Shit group.
1217
01:29:33,660 --> 01:29:35,253
But no tongue kissing, right?
1218
01:29:38,582 --> 01:29:39,754
Use your tongue.
1219
01:29:49,342 --> 01:29:50,264
Julia?
1220
01:29:51,386 --> 01:29:52,888
Yeah, what is it?
1221
01:29:53,263 --> 01:29:54,765
Come down, let's chill.
1222
01:29:56,224 --> 01:29:58,101
I can't. I'm grounded.
1223
01:29:58,476 --> 01:29:59,728
That blows.
1224
01:30:02,939 --> 01:30:05,943
She's playing Juliet.
A Schnabelstedt has never done that.
1225
01:30:06,943 --> 01:30:08,286
Whoa, is she dead?
1226
01:30:08,778 --> 01:30:10,746
Why did you overdose?
1227
01:30:11,156 --> 01:30:12,954
Let there be coke left on your lips!
1228
01:30:17,913 --> 01:30:19,039
Don't laugh.
1229
01:30:22,042 --> 01:30:24,010
Then I want to die too!
1230
01:30:39,935 --> 01:30:41,061
Romeo!
1231
01:30:42,354 --> 01:30:43,480
Frigging junkie.
1232
01:30:46,650 --> 01:30:48,323
Fuck, I thought you were dead.
1233
01:30:49,194 --> 01:30:51,196
Didn't you get my text message?
- No, man.
1234
01:30:52,322 --> 01:30:55,417
Then I ran out of credit.
- Girl, I told you pre-paids sucked.
1235
01:30:55,742 --> 01:30:58,291
If only I'd listened to you.
- Yeah, you should have.
1236
01:31:06,336 --> 01:31:08,054
I never thought you'd do it so well.
1237
01:31:08,838 --> 01:31:10,385
It's almost a little subversive.
1238
01:31:11,925 --> 01:31:15,520
And second prize goes to
the drama club of the Goethe School.
1239
01:31:15,845 --> 01:31:17,313
Congratulations.
1240
01:31:25,105 --> 01:31:29,076
Good morning, Ms. Gerster.
- Good mor... thanks, that's fine.
1241
01:31:29,734 --> 01:31:31,862
Our first science fair
showcase in 4 years.
1242
01:31:32,195 --> 01:31:33,572
Since the dog-shit volcano.
1243
01:31:33,989 --> 01:31:35,491
What else are they submitting?
1244
01:31:36,324 --> 01:31:37,416
The robot.
1245
01:31:38,868 --> 01:31:42,088
The teacher can communicate
with the whole class with the camera.
1246
01:31:42,622 --> 01:31:46,593
You shitheads need to start
doing your homework.
1247
01:31:48,128 --> 01:31:50,256
I used Mr. Miller
for the sample sentences.
1248
01:31:51,131 --> 01:31:53,759
Ms. Gerster, now you have to try
the mascara gun.
1249
01:31:55,260 --> 01:31:56,307
Is that OK?
1250
01:31:59,014 --> 01:32:00,391
I made it all by myself.
1251
01:32:02,726 --> 01:32:04,854
Good, great.
Thanks Chantal. That's enough.
1252
01:32:05,186 --> 01:32:06,529
Yes?
- Thanks, yes! Great!
1253
01:32:10,984 --> 01:32:13,362
Sweet, Ms. Gerster.
Total smoky eyes.
1254
01:32:14,404 --> 01:32:15,781
Mr. Miller, we need to talk.
1255
01:32:16,448 --> 01:32:18,200
You're contract's up, you know that?
1256
01:32:18,825 --> 01:32:19,872
Yes, I know.
1257
01:32:20,285 --> 01:32:23,505
Good. I suspect
you're not a bad thing for this school.
1258
01:32:24,330 --> 01:32:25,456
Think about it.
1259
01:32:25,999 --> 01:32:28,252
I could get rid of
Ms. Schnabelstedt instead.
1260
01:32:30,128 --> 01:32:32,802
Don't worry.
Always need a few eager beavers.
1261
01:32:33,882 --> 01:32:35,509
Take this off, please, Chantal.
1262
01:32:38,303 --> 01:32:41,307
I don't know. It was only meant
to be temporary. - Good.
1263
01:32:41,639 --> 01:32:42,811
Your choice.
1264
01:32:43,141 --> 01:32:44,984
Thank you, children. You did well.
1265
01:32:50,523 --> 01:32:54,244
OK, inventions in the car.
We'll head to the fair after school.
1266
01:32:57,822 --> 01:32:58,994
Bye, Mr. Miller.
1267
01:33:11,002 --> 01:33:12,049
Very nice.
1268
01:33:22,806 --> 01:33:24,058
Ms. Schnabelstedt.
1269
01:33:25,100 --> 01:33:26,602
Ms. Schnabelstedt.
1270
01:33:28,228 --> 01:33:30,606
Damn it, help me.
1271
01:33:31,231 --> 01:33:32,574
Go change please.
1272
01:33:37,904 --> 01:33:39,451
Did you hurt yourself? - No.
1273
01:33:40,323 --> 01:33:42,075
OK. You go change too.
1274
01:33:58,299 --> 01:33:59,471
Hello?
1275
01:34:00,927 --> 01:34:02,975
Where are you?
I said be here at midnight.
1276
01:34:03,304 --> 01:34:05,978
Sorry, I overslept.
- Man, buy an alarm clock.
1277
01:34:06,307 --> 01:34:08,730
I need to fill the hole
by the end of the week.
1278
01:34:09,644 --> 01:34:11,567
Shit. I've got class in a minute.
1279
01:34:11,938 --> 01:34:13,315
I have class.
1280
01:34:13,648 --> 01:34:16,242
Your camouflage is getting
slightly schizo.
1281
01:34:17,110 --> 01:34:18,487
I might have a job here.
1282
01:34:19,070 --> 01:34:20,572
Zeki, come on. Forget it.
1283
01:34:20,905 --> 01:34:23,909
Let's take your money and go away,
do some coke and party.
1284
01:34:24,576 --> 01:34:27,079
That's not me anymore.
And I don't want to be that.
1285
01:34:27,412 --> 01:34:30,336
Come help me tonight.
- What do I wear in a boiler room?
1286
01:34:31,207 --> 01:34:33,505
If the bookworm finds out
I'm a bank robber,
1287
01:34:33,835 --> 01:34:34,961
I'm screwed.
1288
01:34:38,715 --> 01:34:39,841
I don't even own flats.
1289
01:34:40,717 --> 01:34:42,014
What are you doing here?
1290
01:34:44,470 --> 01:34:46,689
Zeki?
- Wait a sec. Listen to me.
1291
01:34:47,015 --> 01:34:48,767
Unbelievable. Did you dig this?
1292
01:34:49,976 --> 01:34:52,570
Don't get hysterical.
- Why did you dig a tunnel?
1293
01:34:53,188 --> 01:34:55,737
I was looking for my cash,
buried under the gym.
1294
01:34:56,065 --> 01:34:57,157
You're a criminal.
1295
01:34:57,483 --> 01:34:59,656
Were you in prison? Did you escape?
1296
01:34:59,986 --> 01:35:04,287
I did my 13 months. I don't even want
the money anymo... - 13 months!?
1297
01:35:05,783 --> 01:35:07,706
Just wait please.
1298
01:35:12,332 --> 01:35:13,333
Bro, she's fast.
1299
01:35:20,340 --> 01:35:22,388
I like teaching.
- You're insane.
1300
01:35:22,800 --> 01:35:25,679
Why? Our play almost won,
and we might win the science fair.
1301
01:35:26,012 --> 01:35:27,264
Don't touch me.
1302
01:35:28,014 --> 01:35:29,891
Is that why you pretended
to like me?
1303
01:35:31,059 --> 01:35:32,231
Was I a good cover?
1304
01:35:33,102 --> 01:35:35,480
Only at the beginning.
I wanted to tell you.
1305
01:35:35,855 --> 01:35:37,152
But I was afrai...
1306
01:35:38,191 --> 01:35:40,910
Now fuck off.
Or I swear I'll call the police.
1307
01:36:27,031 --> 01:36:29,409
Your parents will pay forever.
1308
01:36:30,159 --> 01:36:31,536
Ms. Schnabelstedt, a moment?
1309
01:36:31,869 --> 01:36:34,668
About the gym, I'm assuming.
- No, we've cleared that up.
1310
01:36:35,206 --> 01:36:38,005
We dug a tunnel
to look for Nazi treasure.
1311
01:36:38,543 --> 01:36:39,920
Excuse me?
1312
01:36:40,878 --> 01:36:42,471
We're really sorry.
1313
01:36:42,797 --> 01:36:46,142
Mr. Miller caught us. He wanted to call
our parents. - Expensive!
1314
01:36:46,467 --> 01:36:49,095
When is Mr. Miller coming back?
- He's not coming back.
1315
01:36:49,429 --> 01:36:52,148
So the test is off?
- No, of course it's not.
1316
01:36:52,473 --> 01:36:54,851
Hop hop, to class.
Chantal, Daniel, go!
1317
01:36:55,435 --> 01:36:56,436
You take it.
1318
01:37:02,358 --> 01:37:05,578
Please, Ms. Schnabelstedt,
tell him to come back.
1319
01:37:06,029 --> 01:37:10,205
No. He lied. He used me.
And he put your future at risk.
1320
01:37:10,533 --> 01:37:13,537
You'll all fail because of him.
What makes him so great?
1321
01:37:15,455 --> 01:37:16,502
He understood us.
1322
01:37:16,831 --> 01:37:18,879
Plus he is totally sweet.
1323
01:37:21,294 --> 01:37:22,295
Chantal, really.
1324
01:37:23,046 --> 01:37:25,094
This test is your last chance.
1325
01:37:25,423 --> 01:37:27,175
OK, man. Don't get worked up.
1326
01:37:28,885 --> 01:37:32,014
What are you doing?
- Our motivation pictures, man.
1327
01:37:35,433 --> 01:37:36,730
What's it supposed to be.
1328
01:37:37,060 --> 01:37:41,190
Yeah, the reason we want to improve.
Or people we want to make proud.
1329
01:37:41,564 --> 01:37:44,238
Mr. Miller taught us to do it.
He has one too.
1330
01:37:45,443 --> 01:37:46,695
A picture of a beer can?
1331
01:37:48,112 --> 01:37:49,705
Upper right drawer.
1332
01:37:59,832 --> 01:38:01,379
WHY?
1333
01:38:02,668 --> 01:38:04,261
FOR
1334
01:38:08,299 --> 01:38:09,300
Hello.
1335
01:38:10,009 --> 01:38:12,307
This is for you.
It was in my locker.
1336
01:38:12,637 --> 01:38:14,139
Please leave my classroom.
1337
01:38:15,765 --> 01:38:18,143
I've known him for 15 years.
He's good stuff.
1338
01:38:18,601 --> 01:38:20,228
Or he'd have hooked up with me.
1339
01:38:26,192 --> 01:38:27,444
Don't you have class?
1340
01:38:28,111 --> 01:38:29,158
Yes.
1341
01:38:31,739 --> 01:38:33,616
Hi there.
- Hello.
1342
01:38:40,331 --> 01:38:42,504
I've had the money for ages,
but I stayed,
1343
01:38:42,834 --> 01:38:45,132
because of the little jerks
and because of you.
1344
01:38:45,795 --> 01:38:47,672
I wanted to start over.
New job.
1345
01:38:48,423 --> 01:38:51,802
The money is proof. Pay for the gym,
so the school doesn't go broke.
1346
01:38:52,135 --> 01:38:53,637
Keep the rest for Laura.
1347
01:38:54,095 --> 01:38:56,644
Someday she'll want to go abroad
or get new tits.
1348
01:38:57,098 --> 01:39:01,023
There's no blood on the money.
So don't flip out. I'll manage.
1349
01:39:01,436 --> 01:39:05,111
I'm not good enough for you anyway.
Don't let them fuck with you. Your Zeki.
1350
01:39:05,440 --> 01:39:07,738
He'll do a break-in
if you desert him now.
1351
01:39:08,568 --> 01:39:10,491
You made him want to change.
1352
01:39:12,321 --> 01:39:13,322
Fuck.
1353
01:39:13,656 --> 01:39:16,535
You said fuck. You have to put
1 euro in the fuck frog.
1354
01:39:21,539 --> 01:39:23,212
I'd like to cheat now.
1355
01:39:23,541 --> 01:39:26,841
No, we're not allowed.
- OK, OK. What's up with you guys?
1356
01:39:27,170 --> 01:39:30,049
Fuck yourself, I'm not here.
- Shit, his mobile's off.
1357
01:39:31,257 --> 01:39:32,634
I hope he's not screwing up.
1358
01:39:35,470 --> 01:39:39,270
What is that? - I made it for you
in the burnout clinic.
1359
01:39:40,933 --> 01:39:42,105
Is it dishwasher safe?
1360
01:39:42,727 --> 01:39:45,480
You think it's shit?
- No, it's sweet. Great.
1361
01:39:47,023 --> 01:39:48,320
When can you work again?
1362
01:39:48,649 --> 01:39:50,447
Forget it. I'm retiring.
1363
01:39:51,235 --> 01:39:54,284
I have certification
for 12 weeks of dolphin therapy.
1364
01:39:54,614 --> 01:39:56,412
Ingrid, who will take your place?
1365
01:39:56,741 --> 01:39:57,993
You've gone mad.
1366
01:39:58,326 --> 01:39:59,498
Find another chump.
1367
01:39:59,827 --> 01:40:02,376
And let's dispense
with a good-bye kiss.
1368
01:40:04,624 --> 01:40:07,548
I loaded all the pornos
onto the FTP server.
1369
01:40:08,294 --> 01:40:11,719
Sorted. By anal, oral, vaginal.
- Jerome!
1370
01:40:12,215 --> 01:40:13,808
Can you track Mr. Miller's cell?
1371
01:40:14,342 --> 01:40:17,346
Negative. But the robot's
still in his car. It has a SIM card.
1372
01:40:20,306 --> 01:40:23,526
Ms. Schnabelstedt. As I recall
you were administering a test.
1373
01:40:23,851 --> 01:40:25,945
It's an emergency.
You have to take over.
1374
01:40:26,270 --> 01:40:28,443
And I can't discuss it right now.
Jerome!
1375
01:40:34,904 --> 01:40:36,872
Class! - Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
1376
01:40:38,783 --> 01:40:39,784
Sile...
1377
01:40:47,458 --> 01:40:48,505
Bro.
1378
01:40:49,669 --> 01:40:51,012
Time for a withdrawal.
1379
01:40:53,965 --> 01:40:55,137
Your piece.
1380
01:41:00,096 --> 01:41:01,222
Will it work, Jerome?
1381
01:41:06,894 --> 01:41:07,986
Zeki!
1382
01:41:09,647 --> 01:41:11,991
Excuse me!
Hush Puppies. 2 minutes.
1383
01:41:13,859 --> 01:41:17,784
OK, you had the money.
And you proved you're more than a felon.
1384
01:41:18,114 --> 01:41:19,491
What the fuck is this?
1385
01:41:19,824 --> 01:41:22,077
The gym is fucked up.
I can't come back anyway.
1386
01:41:22,410 --> 01:41:24,253
The students covered.
They love you.
1387
01:41:25,079 --> 01:41:26,422
And ...
1388
01:41:27,206 --> 01:41:28,583
so do ...
1389
01:41:30,459 --> 01:41:31,460
Zeki?
1390
01:41:31,794 --> 01:41:32,966
Do something Jerome.
1391
01:41:33,462 --> 01:41:34,679
I can try a satellite.
1392
01:41:35,006 --> 01:41:38,101
But it takes 2 days.
And I'll have the CIA on my tail.
1393
01:41:41,053 --> 01:41:42,680
HERO SECURITY
CASH TRANSPORT
1394
01:41:43,180 --> 01:41:44,432
Put the mask on.
1395
01:41:50,646 --> 01:41:51,943
Hello, Mr. Miller!
1396
01:41:54,066 --> 01:41:56,910
Who's the little motherfucker?
- Shut up. Let me handle it.
1397
01:41:58,571 --> 01:42:01,495
What're you doing here?
- We're shopping for tonight's punch.
1398
01:42:01,824 --> 01:42:04,452
Can you buy us schnapps?
- You put alcohol in it?
1399
01:42:04,785 --> 01:42:07,914
We want to get Ms. Gerster drunk
so she'll sing karaoke again.
1400
01:42:08,664 --> 01:42:12,043
I can't buy alcohol for you.
Ms. Schnabelstedt would freak out.
1401
01:42:12,376 --> 01:42:15,175
But it's the prom. Please, Mr. Miller
Just once.
1402
01:42:15,546 --> 01:42:17,514
Do something forbidden just this once.
1403
01:42:33,230 --> 01:42:34,777
Bro, what about money?
1404
01:42:35,399 --> 01:42:38,278
What about THE money?
Study the articles, you fuckwit.
1405
01:42:40,071 --> 01:42:43,621
Ms. Gerster said we'd get you next year.
Since you always get the losers.
1406
01:42:44,075 --> 01:42:46,794
We'll see.
- Will you shoot us with paintballs too?
1407
01:42:47,119 --> 01:42:49,372
Maybe, if you're bad.
- Great. Definitely!
1408
01:42:49,997 --> 01:42:51,294
Hey! It's red.
1409
01:43:16,941 --> 01:43:20,912
Zeki! I was so unfair. You were so great
with the kids. You really helped them.
1410
01:43:21,237 --> 01:43:24,616
I got your message too late,
we'd started. I'm on the run.
1411
01:43:25,449 --> 01:43:27,042
Oh god. it's all my fault.
1412
01:43:27,368 --> 01:43:29,666
I have to go. Hide this.
Don't look inside.
1413
01:43:30,538 --> 01:43:31,915
It's better you don't know.
1414
01:43:32,832 --> 01:43:33,833
Zeki, don't leave.
1415
01:43:34,166 --> 01:43:36,464
I like you so much.
- Me too.
1416
01:43:36,919 --> 01:43:38,216
Promise you'll wait for me?
1417
01:43:39,714 --> 01:43:41,887
How long do you have
to go underground?
1418
01:43:42,883 --> 01:43:44,135
Four or five years.
1419
01:43:44,927 --> 01:43:46,019
OK.
1420
01:43:56,230 --> 01:43:58,153
DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT?
YES, NO, MAYBE.
1421
01:44:02,987 --> 01:44:03,988
I knew you'd look.
1422
01:44:06,615 --> 01:44:07,616
Motherfucker!
1423
01:44:07,950 --> 01:44:09,793
But we don't say that in class, eh?
1424
01:44:10,953 --> 01:44:12,079
Go get changed.
1425
01:44:12,955 --> 01:44:14,423
Give me 5 minutes.
1426
01:44:34,810 --> 01:44:36,687
Don't you think I'll ...
1427
01:44:42,735 --> 01:44:43,861
... kiss you.
1428
01:44:53,537 --> 01:44:55,460
I don't want to be
a criminal anymore.
1429
01:44:57,124 --> 01:44:59,968
Because of you.
- I'm not going to discuss it.
1430
01:45:00,294 --> 01:45:01,887
You can't teach anymore.
1431
01:45:02,379 --> 01:45:03,881
You square.
1432
01:45:04,465 --> 01:45:06,888
Why square? Why am I always the ...
1433
01:45:11,847 --> 01:45:14,145
Mr. Miller. Upstairs.
1434
01:45:14,558 --> 01:45:15,605
Fuck.
1435
01:45:17,394 --> 01:45:18,862
You think she knows something?
1436
01:45:19,730 --> 01:45:21,949
Please explain
what you did to that class?
1437
01:45:22,316 --> 01:45:25,286
It's all my fault ...
I didn't stick to the syllabus.
1438
01:45:25,611 --> 01:45:28,205
Fuck the syllabus.
I didn't say that officially.
1439
01:45:28,906 --> 01:45:31,079
I've done this job for 25 years
1440
01:45:31,408 --> 01:45:34,537
and I have never cried
correcting a German test.
1441
01:45:34,870 --> 01:45:37,293
Now, look.
Nobody got less than "satisfactory".
1442
01:45:37,832 --> 01:45:41,632
Mr. Miller, if even 2/3 of 10b
moves to upper school,
1443
01:45:41,961 --> 01:45:44,430
we'll make top 10 in city rankings.
1444
01:45:44,964 --> 01:45:47,092
I want a cafeteria fund, a new xerox,
1445
01:45:47,424 --> 01:45:49,051
and I want smartboards.
1446
01:45:49,844 --> 01:45:51,642
No more chalk fingers!
1447
01:45:51,971 --> 01:45:53,598
You'll finish out the school year.
1448
01:45:57,685 --> 01:46:00,780
But I'm not actually a teacher.
I didn't go to college,
1449
01:46:03,399 --> 01:46:05,276
and I didn't finish high school.
1450
01:46:09,864 --> 01:46:13,164
Maybe you could go to night school.
- Precisely.
1451
01:46:14,869 --> 01:46:16,963
Then we wait 5 years
until he's done,
1452
01:46:17,371 --> 01:46:19,999
until some enviro-idiot takes away
my principal job
1453
01:46:20,332 --> 01:46:23,711
and makes this a comprehensive
junior high. No, absolutely not.
1454
01:46:26,380 --> 01:46:27,723
Meaning?
1455
01:46:29,341 --> 01:46:31,435
Ms. Schnabelstedt,
you're a smarty-pants.
1456
01:46:32,136 --> 01:46:33,558
What's his GPA?
1457
01:46:39,268 --> 01:46:40,645
Uh, a 1.0?
1458
01:47:03,834 --> 01:47:05,836
Look here, it came out 2.9.
1459
01:47:06,170 --> 01:47:08,593
Congratulations
on your 2006 diploma, Mr. Miller.
1460
01:47:11,300 --> 01:47:13,018
Advanced placement art and sports.
1461
01:47:13,552 --> 01:47:15,145
Sounds realistic.
- Yes.
1462
01:47:15,512 --> 01:47:18,686
When the year's over, you'll study.
Until then, you're a teacher.
1463
01:47:19,016 --> 01:47:21,815
You get 2000 a month.
Lying to me cost you 200.
1464
01:47:22,436 --> 01:47:23,904
Isn't this illegal?
1465
01:47:24,188 --> 01:47:25,360
Right.
1466
01:47:25,689 --> 01:47:27,566
Know what else is illegal?
1467
01:47:27,900 --> 01:47:29,197
Tonight is prom
1468
01:47:29,526 --> 01:47:31,119
and I'm still not drunk enough
1469
01:47:31,445 --> 01:47:35,120
to pick up a certain single father.
1470
01:47:35,449 --> 01:47:38,043
But Ms. Gerster ...
- Ms. Schnabelstedt, listen up.
1471
01:47:39,370 --> 01:47:41,919
They make fools
of teachers every day.
1472
01:47:42,414 --> 01:47:44,542
From time to time,
we need to strike back.
1473
01:47:45,459 --> 01:47:47,837
See you. Assapissimo. Drunk.
1474
01:47:48,253 --> 01:47:49,254
At the bar.
1475
01:47:49,588 --> 01:47:52,432
It's not funny.
Other people go to college for that.
1476
01:47:52,800 --> 01:47:54,143
I have a natural talent.
1477
01:47:54,969 --> 01:47:57,688
Tomorrow the syllabus.
Before you do anything in class.
1478
01:47:58,013 --> 01:47:59,060
Hey, Schnabelstedt.
1479
01:48:00,057 --> 01:48:03,903
Think about it. Starting now, you can
torture me, make me read books
1480
01:48:04,228 --> 01:48:07,402
and fuck me in free periods,
until civil service status do us part.
1481
01:48:08,732 --> 01:48:10,029
OK.
1482
01:48:15,739 --> 01:48:16,991
Hey, Ms. Schnabelstedt.
1483
01:48:17,616 --> 01:48:19,914
Is there alcohol in the punch?
1484
01:48:20,244 --> 01:48:21,370
Elisabeth!
1485
01:48:21,829 --> 01:48:23,547
Just relax for once!
1486
01:50:25,744 --> 01:50:27,963
Don't I get a kiss ...
1487
01:50:28,288 --> 01:50:30,541
Welcome to our new ...
1488
01:50:31,166 --> 01:50:33,043
firefighter,
1489
01:50:33,377 --> 01:50:35,846
Mr. Miller ... sorry.
1490
01:50:40,926 --> 01:50:42,769
Peter Parker, go get a TV.
1491
01:50:45,264 --> 01:50:48,814
... there's a DVD ready ...
1492
01:50:49,184 --> 01:50:50,561
sorry.
1493
01:50:51,520 --> 01:50:52,772
And no children's films.
1494
01:51:02,781 --> 01:51:04,408
So who wants to be a drug dealer?
1495
01:51:09,079 --> 01:51:10,205
Forgotten.
1496
01:51:11,081 --> 01:51:12,207
Excuse me.
1497
01:51:16,545 --> 01:51:17,637
Who laughed?
1498
01:51:19,464 --> 01:51:21,512
Chantal Ackerman?
- Here!
1499
01:51:40,694 --> 01:51:43,914
School inspectors could show up
at any time and give out demerits.
1500
01:51:44,448 --> 01:51:45,665
You may go undress.
1501
01:51:52,080 --> 01:51:53,297
Wait, wait.
1502
01:51:54,499 --> 01:51:58,094
Not yet. Not yet. Go back.
- Still rolling.
1503
01:52:00,130 --> 01:52:02,599
Chantal? Cry quietly.
1504
01:52:06,845 --> 01:52:09,439
They were making name tags
and smeared.
1505
01:52:11,308 --> 01:52:13,436
That was you.
- No. No.
1506
01:52:15,103 --> 01:52:17,231
I didn't show it.
- Ask me again?
1507
01:52:17,940 --> 01:52:18,987
What's the question?
1508
01:52:30,202 --> 01:52:31,374
Hello.
1509
01:52:38,168 --> 01:52:40,796
Laura, do you have to wear
dad's old shirts?
1510
01:52:44,049 --> 01:52:45,266
Who's dad, man?
1511
01:52:46,635 --> 01:52:49,309
I feel like a technical ...
1512
01:52:56,436 --> 01:52:59,565
Don't be so funny. - The things
you find funny are weird.
1513
01:53:02,025 --> 01:53:04,153
Reading for the ...
shooting schedule.
1514
01:53:06,488 --> 01:53:09,958
Don't jump from the pool ...
from the edge ...
1515
01:53:13,787 --> 01:53:14,834
Unconventional ...
1516
01:53:16,498 --> 01:53:18,045
I'm really worried ...
1517
01:53:22,045 --> 01:53:23,171
What?
1518
01:53:24,381 --> 01:53:25,382
Keep going.
1519
01:53:25,716 --> 01:53:27,218
Now put the dick in your mouth.
1520
01:53:30,262 --> 01:53:33,311
Can't believe I say that.
- He's breaking up. - Sorry.
1521
01:53:33,640 --> 01:53:34,732
Really.
1522
01:53:36,351 --> 01:53:38,854
Caro doesn't think it's funny.
- 15, the best age.
1523
01:53:40,439 --> 01:53:41,565
It's a penis.
1524
01:53:42,357 --> 01:53:43,449
You'll never ...
1525
01:53:45,736 --> 01:53:47,033
Put the dick in your mouth.
1526
01:53:49,156 --> 01:53:50,908
Could we blow it again?
1527
01:53:55,078 --> 01:53:57,627
As if!
- The guy's a killer.
1528
01:53:58,165 --> 01:53:59,462
Elyas ...
1529
01:54:00,083 --> 01:54:01,881
Underwear?
- Check yourself.
1530
01:54:03,003 --> 01:54:04,425
Tighty whities?
1531
01:54:05,630 --> 01:54:06,927
He stinks.
1532
01:54:09,301 --> 01:54:10,553
Ugh. What now?
1533
01:54:11,887 --> 01:54:14,310
I say, come down, let's chill it.
1534
01:54:15,057 --> 01:54:17,401
Chill IT?
- Yeah, CHILL it.
1535
01:54:21,980 --> 01:54:25,200
Romeo, you frigging junkie.
- Sorry.
1536
01:54:28,403 --> 01:54:29,871
Cut, thank you.
1537
01:54:31,198 --> 01:54:32,370
Who's that?
1538
01:54:37,204 --> 01:54:39,002
Sorry.
1539
01:54:41,958 --> 01:54:43,084
Sorry.
1540
01:54:43,877 --> 01:54:45,550
Is Ronny here? He's asleep.
1541
01:54:45,879 --> 01:54:47,005
He's STILL drunk.
1542
01:54:47,631 --> 01:54:49,099
Say, he's still DRUNK.
1543
01:54:49,508 --> 01:54:50,634
He's STILL drunk.
1544
01:54:51,134 --> 01:54:53,353
Say he's still DRUNK, not STILL drunk.
1545
01:54:54,012 --> 01:54:55,013
Is Ronny ...
1546
01:54:55,680 --> 01:54:58,775
ls Ronny here?
- He's asleep. He's STILL DRUNK.
1547
01:55:02,312 --> 01:55:03,279
Is Ronny here?
1548
01:55:04,481 --> 01:55:06,074
He's asleep. He's STILL drunk.
1549
01:55:08,568 --> 01:55:10,036
New script page.
1550
01:55:11,655 --> 01:55:12,998
Do you need the question.
1551
01:55:13,990 --> 01:55:16,743
No, I don't need it.
He's sleeping. He's still drunk.
1552
01:55:18,370 --> 01:55:19,587
Good. OK.
1553
01:55:24,042 --> 01:55:25,259
Had I it written ...
1554
01:55:26,294 --> 01:55:28,888
Had I it written, I would tear ...
1555
01:55:32,217 --> 01:55:34,185
A little complicated. Again?
1556
01:55:34,761 --> 01:55:35,762
Ingrid ...
1557
01:55:40,642 --> 01:55:42,189
Fuck me.
1558
01:55:46,940 --> 01:55:48,283
I can hear you.
1559
01:55:50,652 --> 01:55:52,825
Ingrid, I'm ...
1560
01:55:56,950 --> 01:55:58,952
Here, your piece.
- You forgot to spritz.
1561
01:55:59,286 --> 01:56:00,833
From the top.
1562
01:56:01,538 --> 01:56:02,915
I forgot to spritz.
1563
01:56:03,290 --> 01:56:04,291
Mr. Miller, if ...
1564
01:56:04,833 --> 01:56:06,085
... if even 10 ...
1565
01:56:07,127 --> 01:56:09,050
if even ... how many?
1566
01:56:09,880 --> 01:56:11,006
More, more.
1567
01:56:13,758 --> 01:56:14,759
More, more.
1568
01:56:16,678 --> 01:56:19,557
That's all. Take a sip.
1569
01:56:20,474 --> 01:56:21,566
OK, now.
1570
01:56:23,810 --> 01:56:24,811
More, more.
1571
01:56:28,899 --> 01:56:31,277
Sorry.
- Let's do it.
1572
01:56:32,152 --> 01:56:33,153
More, more.
1573
01:56:34,321 --> 01:56:36,870
Shit. OK, now. Really. It's not ...
1574
01:56:37,741 --> 01:56:39,414
Really.
- It's not funny.
1575
01:56:44,789 --> 01:56:47,167
Stop it. Don't look at me.
1576
01:56:48,043 --> 01:56:49,716
My sister and I are orphans.
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