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Oh, hey.
Look, I can't tell you
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what happened last week
on Shameless.
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I'm dealing with a bit
of a plumbing issue.
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-[liquid bubbling]
- Fuck!
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Debbie!
Hey, get up here, all right?
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Franny tried to flush
a Care Bear
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down the toilet again.
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Dementia?
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Motherfucker!
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How did I get here?
Fiona? Lip?
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[Mickey]
Terry's coming home today.
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[Ian]They sending him home
with a nurse
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-or something at least?
-I don't think so.
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Can I help?
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My mom's moving to Louisville.
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She says there's no community
here for her anymore.
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I just wanna crawl into bed
and cry myself to sleep.
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[Lip]Look, we sell
the stuff from Born Free,
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-that'll carry us for a while.
-Can't use my garage.
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Yeah, we couldn't
use that anyway.
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You know, it's the first place
cops would look.
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-The cops?
-Yeah, they might come
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pokin' around.
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Hey, did you hear
Born Free
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-got broken into last--
-[Lip] Brad and I broke in.
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I just--I needed to do
something.
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And if you get caught
and go to jail,
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what is that gonna fix?
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[Debbie]So why didn't you
tell me you abandoned a kid?
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You ran out on people
who needed you
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because you wanted to
go do your own shit.
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You are piling all your
abandonment issues on me.
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Monica ran out on you,
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and now the rest of them
wanna run out on you too.
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Fuck!
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What the fuck
are you doing?
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-We're selling!
-No!
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Does
Philip Gallagher live here?
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He's inside.
Just be careful.
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He's got a sledgehammer.
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rock music
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Think of all
the luck you got
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Know that
it's not for naught
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You were beaming
once before
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But it's not like that
anymore
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What is this downside
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That you speak of?
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What is this feeling
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You're so sure of?
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Round up
the friends you got
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Know that
they're not for naught
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You were willing
once before
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But it's not like that
anymore
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What is this downside
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That you speak of?
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What is this feeling
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You're so sure of?
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Psst!
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Psst!
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Hey!
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Psst! Psst!
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[detainee]
You wanna watch me jerk off?
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Thanks, but fuck no.
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Hey, you got any updates
on what's goin' on?
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When the detectives
are ready for you,
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-they'll let ya know.
-All right, could I get
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-a sandwich or somethin'?
-Legally don't gotta provide
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any food, 'cause legally
you're not under arrest.
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All right, so legally,
I can just go.
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Sure, but you try to leave,
they probably will arrest you
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and bring you right back in.
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Psst!
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-Is Lip okay?
Ah, he'll be all right.
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It's not his first time
getting questioned.
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He can handle an interrogation.
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You can't just use your cop
"get outta jail free" card?
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When I get in,
I'm gonna try to
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grease the wheels
of justice.
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Do we have
any triple-A batteries?
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That's a big hole.
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Coulda just said
he wanted to renovate.
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Your brother's
a fuckin' drama queen, man.
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Hey, scarf that shit down.
I wanna go check on Terry.
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We have a lotta pick-ups today.
I don't know if we have time.
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We would if you stopped yappin'
and started eatin'.
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You guys remember I have
a thing after school, right?
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Yeah, of course.
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Wouldn't miss it, buddy.
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What thing?
Don't ya want your dad there,
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-cheerin' you on?
-Mm...not really.
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Well, what is it, anyway?
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A contest to pick a new name
for my school.
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The winner
gets a free iPad.
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Why does your school
need a new name?
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'Cause it's named
after Dennis Hastert.
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Fuck is Dennis Hastert?
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Former speaker of
the House of Representative.
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-Native Chicagoan.
-And a child molester.
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He's canceled.
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Canceled?
You can't cancel history.
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It's already happened.
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Political correctness
is gonna kill this country.
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He diddled kids.
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Uh, beside the point.
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We can't be applying
today's sexual standards
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to...molesters of yesteryear.
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Molesting used to be okay?
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Dennis Hastert
brought a lotta federal dollars
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to Illinois.
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I don't think
I can just stand by
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while the PC police
erase his legacy.
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This is the hill
you wanna die on, Frank?
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-Defending a pedo?
Defending tradition,
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defending our shared history?
Yeah.
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I'll die on this hill.
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This is a hill
we all should die on together.
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Come on.
Hey, let's go.
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I wanna make sure they're
takin' care of fuckin' Terry
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over there.
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That one has an Uber
coming for him in ten,
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and that one isn't my problem.
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Where's Debbie?
-Since when am I in charge
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of keeping track of Debbie?
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Aren't you in, like,
a committed
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lesbian scissoring thing?
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You mean a relationship?
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I don't know.
We never defined it.
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But, uh, since she didn't come
home last night, I guess not.
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What are supposed to do
with Franny?
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-We gotta get to work.
-She's not my fucking problem.
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None of this shit is,
your sister included.
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-[door slams]
Okay, come on, Franny.
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I will drop you off at school
on my way to work.
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Okay, hey, uh, let me know
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when you find out about Lip,
all right?
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Yeah.
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Uh, what's that guy doing?
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upbeat music
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This goddamn thing
doesn't work!
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-Shit!
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Mm--
All right, my love,
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I let ya sleep in.
I even turned a blind eye
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when you moved from the bed
to the couch
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and slept some more.
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But now it's time
to carpet denim.
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What?
-Carpet denim.
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It's Latin for wake up!
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Oh, I just wanna sleep.
Please.
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You wanna talk about it?
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My mama's moving.
She's abandoning us.
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-What's there to talk about?
-Oh, we can go visit
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for holidays and stuff.
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Who doesn't wanna spend
Christmas in Kentucky?
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V, if you don't get up,
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we're gonna be late
opening the Alibi.
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-Who cares?
-What about the girls?
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We gotta get them ready--
you don't want me
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-doing their hair, do you?
-Who cares?
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V, you're the one
who always says
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that a white woman
can take her daughter to school
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lookin' any old way,
but if a Black woman does it,
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people start to question
whether she's a fit mother--
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Go away!
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Is there anything I can do
to get you up?
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-Okay, fine.
-Oh.
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I'm up.
-Okay, great!
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I'm goin' back
upstairs and gettin' into bed.
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You keep botherin' me,
I'ma stab your ass.
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Watch.
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How'd you sleep?
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Not great.
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Seriously, who the fuck
do they think they are?
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I'm sorry, I don't know
who we're talking about.
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My family.
Sandy, her...
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fucking husband,
and her secret child.
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Thanks for letting me crash,
by the way.
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Feel bad
I put you outta your bed.
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-Couch is pretty comfortable.
-I mean, we could have shared.
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Under normal circumstances,
I would have loved that.
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But I can tell
you're pretty emotional,
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and I didn't wanna
take advantage.
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You got plans today?
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[Calista]Work.
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-Too bad.
But...
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I'm the boss.
You wanna come?
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See, I was at home
with my lady and my kid.
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All right?
She'll vouch for me.
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The kid, he can't talk yet,
but if he could,
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he'd say Daddy was home
all night.
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We have
your juvenile arrest records,
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okay?
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So you can drop
the choir boy act.
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No, you see, tha-that's
the old me, all right?
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I'm reformed now.
I'm sober, even.
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You know, I'm not sayin'
I'm a saint but, uh,
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I'm a family man,
makin' an honest living.
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Okay, asshole,
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we know that you were involved
with the robbery,
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so you can either cooperate,
or we can make you cooperate.
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All right, first of all,
if you knew I was involved
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in the robbery,
I'd be in cuffs right now,
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and second of all,
I am cooperating.
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What am I doing
if I'm not cooperating?
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Look, make it easy on yourself.
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Tell us where the bikes are,
who helped you,
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and maybe we can recommend
you avoid doin' real time.
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punchy music
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Hey, can I go?
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Oh, motherfucker, when's the
last time that got changed?
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Fuck do I know?
I can't see it.
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-You can smell it, though.
-We don't have time for this.
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We're behind schedule,
and we have to wrap up early
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for Liam's thing.
Mickey--
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What the fuck are you--
Hey, get--
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Come on, man.
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Aah.
What the hell, Mick?
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Terry duty, asshole.
Get up!
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Naw, no way, man.
I took care of him on Tuesday.
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-It's not my turn--
-Empty his shit bag,
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or I empty your skull--
your choice.
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Uh, hey, could you
look up something
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related to a recent arrest
for me?
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Sure.
What's the name of the perp?
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Um ...ilip Gallagher.
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Rookie,
are you really asking me
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to break every protocol
in the book so you can
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potentially interfere
with an ongoing investigation
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involving one
of your family members?
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Uh...
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I'm fuckin' with you.
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I misuse this system
all the time.
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One of the perks of the job.
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G-A-L-L-A
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G-H-E-R.
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Hmm.
No arrest yet,
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but they are seeking
a warrant for his house.
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Just waitin' on
a judge's signature.
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Shit.
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Gallagher.
-Ah, ma'am.
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Do you know who my new
training officer's gonna be?
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Training officer?
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That's not gonna happen.
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No one wants to work with you
on account of the Carl Curse.
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Ma'am?
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The Carl Curse.
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Everyone who trained you
ends up injured.
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You ever heard of
a lucky rabbit's foot?
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Yeah.
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You're the opposite of that.
252
00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:32,131
Now, not all bad news.
253
00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:34,800
-I got you a new assignment.
-What is it?
254
00:10:34,842 --> 00:10:36,802
They just walked in.
255
00:10:36,844 --> 00:10:38,971
- exciting music
-Take off that uni
256
00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:40,640
and meet us outside.
257
00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:42,350
You're with Vice now.
258
00:10:42,391 --> 00:10:43,684
Hell, yeah!
259
00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:46,187
God, how cool are they?
260
00:10:47,688 --> 00:10:49,940
-Damn it.
261
00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:54,320
Oh, shit.
Bad word!
262
00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:57,990
I'm sorry, girls--I just got
an email from the Man.
263
00:10:58,032 --> 00:10:59,867
What do you think--
taxes, jury duty?
264
00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:01,410
Unpaid parking tickets?
265
00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:03,829
-Maybe it's a pizza party.
Life lesson.
266
00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:05,831
Emails from the government
are never awesome.
267
00:11:05,873 --> 00:11:07,667
They always suck.
268
00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:09,835
Here goes.
269
00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:12,672
Is it a pizza party?
270
00:11:12,713 --> 00:11:14,173
Even better.
271
00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:15,966
A surprise for Mommy.
272
00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:17,510
Come on.
273
00:11:17,551 --> 00:11:20,429
mellow funk music
274
00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:30,356
Shit.
275
00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:32,358
Shit!
276
00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:33,609
Fuck.
277
00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:37,196
Tami, hey, it's Lip.
278
00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:38,364
We got a big fuckin' problem,
all right?
279
00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:39,532
Carl just told me that, um...
280
00:11:39,573 --> 00:11:41,158
Can you believe it?
281
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,494
Uh...you know what?
Never mind.
282
00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,037
I'll just, uh...
I'll see ya at home.
283
00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:47,873
All right?
Bye.
284
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:50,876
[Calista]
We're just goin' to my bar.
285
00:11:50,918 --> 00:11:53,003
You can wear
what you already have on.
286
00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:55,005
I wore this yesterday.
287
00:11:56,757 --> 00:11:58,342
If you don't like
anything I have...
288
00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:01,053
No! It's not that, I just--
I don't know.
289
00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:02,555
I wanna dress up a little.
290
00:12:02,596 --> 00:12:04,056
Always makes me feel better,
291
00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:05,850
which could definitely
help right now,
292
00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:07,518
considering my mood
borders on...
293
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:08,853
homicidal rage.
294
00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:10,062
You wanna talk about it?
295
00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:11,147
What's to talk about?
296
00:12:11,188 --> 00:12:12,648
My life might be
a dumpster fire,
297
00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:15,484
but it doesn't mean
I can't look good.
298
00:12:15,526 --> 00:12:18,070
Hey, what's this?
299
00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:20,906
It's my ex, Haley's, old stuff.
300
00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:22,491
Cute
301
00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:24,368
Can I borrow some of it?
302
00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:26,203
Sure.
303
00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:27,747
Sweet.
304
00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:29,999
rock music
305
00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:36,297
funky music
306
00:12:36,338 --> 00:12:38,466
These are yours?
307
00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:40,926
Sure does look like it.
Get in.
308
00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:42,595
Can I drive?
309
00:12:42,636 --> 00:12:44,138
No.
310
00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:45,639
Hey, can you at least
tell me what we're doin'?
311
00:12:45,681 --> 00:12:48,601
- Dah dah dah
312
00:12:48,642 --> 00:12:51,270
Dah dah dah
313
00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:54,565
Dah dah
dah
314
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:58,152
Dah dah-dah
315
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:06,619
-Hey, you're up.
-Headed to my mom's.
316
00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:08,704
-Why?
-I'm gonna help her pack.
317
00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:10,581
Oh. You feelin' better
about her movin'?
318
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:13,292
Uh, no. I'm gonna go steal
the keys to her U-Haul.
319
00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:14,627
Really?
320
00:13:14,668 --> 00:13:16,253
I should.
321
00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:19,924
But I decided to be
a supportive daughter instead.
322
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:23,135
Gonna approach her leaving
with a positive attitude.
323
00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:24,470
Oh, positive.
324
00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:26,263
Yes, asshole.
325
00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:28,474
Positive, mature.
A ray of fucking sunshine.
326
00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:29,725
Why shouldn't I be?
327
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:31,143
My mom's moving
halfway across the world.
328
00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:33,229
-Kentucky's not that far.
-Bye, Kev.
329
00:13:33,270 --> 00:13:35,564
Well, I was hoping we could
spend the afternoon together.
330
00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:37,441
I have the rest of my miserable
life to spend with you.
331
00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:39,735
-My mom leaves in two days.
-What time ya comin' back?
332
00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:41,946
When I feel like it!
333
00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:44,782
Askin' so many damn questions.
334
00:13:45,866 --> 00:13:48,202
But why now?
335
00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:50,996
He touched those boys
decades ago.
336
00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:55,167
Doesn't cancel culture have
a statute of limitations?
337
00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:58,629
Mr. Gallagher, Dennis Hastert
no longer reflects our values.
338
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,047
The hell he doesn't!
339
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:01,674
He was speaker of the House,
340
00:14:01,715 --> 00:14:03,509
third in line
for the presidency.
341
00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:05,970
He was a wrestling coach!
342
00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:09,348
How else are wrestling coaches
supposed to demonstrate holds
343
00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:12,726
if they don't...
grope some boys?
344
00:14:12,768 --> 00:14:15,813
-Context matters.
-Please keep your voice down.
345
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:18,524
Can I go to class?
-Yes.
346
00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:21,443
And...
w-why are you
347
00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:23,946
leaving it to the kids?
Kids are stupid.
348
00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,614
The school board
wanted the children
349
00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:27,867
to feel ownership and pride
in the new name.
350
00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:30,369
That's why the contest has been
limited to current students
351
00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:33,205
and alumni.
352
00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:34,540
Alumni?
353
00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:36,458
I'm an alumnus!
354
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:38,335
You are?
Hell, yes!
355
00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:40,754
Back when it was still
J. Edgar Hoover.
356
00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:43,883
Go, Feds.
357
00:14:43,924 --> 00:14:45,885
No, fuck you! F--
358
00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:48,721
Tough talk on the other end
of a phone, bitch.
359
00:14:48,762 --> 00:14:50,723
No, no, no, no--Michigan,
fuckin' China.
360
00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:51,765
It doesn't matter
where you hide out.
361
00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:53,392
I am gonna hunt you down.
362
00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:55,603
I'm gonna empty Terry's
shit bag in your fuckin' mouth,
363
00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:57,062
you piece of shit!
364
00:14:57,104 --> 00:14:58,606
Cousin Joey?
365
00:14:58,647 --> 00:15:00,566
Dickhead just decided
to run off.
366
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:02,776
Hidin' out with one of his
scumbag friends in Michigan,
367
00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:04,320
all so he can avoid
taking care of Terry.
368
00:15:04,361 --> 00:15:05,738
Fuckin' believe that?
369
00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:07,489
I mean, it is Terry.
370
00:15:07,531 --> 00:15:09,742
Obviously, we can't rely
on family for this.
371
00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:11,577
We're gonna have to hire
someone to do it.
372
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,621
Like with money?
373
00:15:13,662 --> 00:15:16,040
Yeah, get one of those
house nurses or whatever.
374
00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:18,167
You wanna hire a nurse?
375
00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:19,793
I thought we were saving up
for our own place.
376
00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:21,503
Well, shit shifted.
377
00:15:21,545 --> 00:15:24,048
Shit shifted to Terry.
378
00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:27,551
I have to worry about you?
The whole loyalty department?
379
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:29,094
What?
380
00:15:29,136 --> 00:15:30,888
Yeah, when I'm too old
to wipe my own ass,
381
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,765
you're gonna be over there
counting fuckin' pennies,
382
00:15:32,806 --> 00:15:34,391
decidin' whether or not
you can take care of me?
383
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,352
-That's different.
-Family's family.
384
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:40,940
Fine.
We'll find a fucking nurse.
385
00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:43,525
[Ian, under breath]
Wipe your ass.
386
00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:47,947
Ah.
I'll go for another.
387
00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:52,117
Hey, it's five o'clock
somewhere.
388
00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:53,911
Ha.
389
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,246
Anyone at home wondering
where you might be all day?
390
00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:58,499
Trust me,
they don't give a shit.
391
00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:01,543
Hey, guys.
392
00:16:01,585 --> 00:16:04,088
Uh, sit anywhere you like.
I'll be right with you.
393
00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:07,675
You boys celebrating something?
394
00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:09,718
Uh...we're taking an extended
395
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,553
and hopefully very boozy
lunch break
396
00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:14,014
so we can commemorate the day
this ugly bastard was born.
397
00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:17,434
That's so nice.
398
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:18,894
How 'bout some shots
on the house?
399
00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:21,772
On the house?
No.
400
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:25,025
I can do Happy Hour price
in honor of the birthday boy.
401
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,610
Will you two do a shot
with us?
402
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,404
I'm on the clock.
403
00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:29,822
Red?
404
00:16:29,863 --> 00:16:32,324
Pour 'em up.
405
00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:39,415
Tam!
406
00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:41,500
Yo, we gotta clear out
the boxes!
407
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:47,297
[Jones]Police.
Open up!
408
00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:56,765
All right,
all right, all right!
409
00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:58,017
Philip Gallagher,
we have a warrant
410
00:16:58,058 --> 00:16:59,685
to search the premises.
411
00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,812
Yeah, well, come on in.
412
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:08,110
You know,
if I was a lifetime criminal
413
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:10,529
motorcycle mechanic
who just stole
414
00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:12,072
a shitload of motorcycles,
415
00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:14,658
I might just be dumb enough
416
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,827
to keep them in
the most obvious place.
417
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,163
Where's your garage?
418
00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:44,688
Well, shit,
419
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:47,024
look, sorry, no stolen bikes,
420
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,567
but, uh, you're welcome to take
421
00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:50,861
one of those
Christmas tree stands.
422
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,197
I don't know
how we ended up with two.
423
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:55,991
light guitar music
424
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:02,664
-Keep these, right?
-Oh, no. Give away pile.
425
00:18:02,706 --> 00:18:04,583
What?
I love these.
426
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,293
It's not Christmas
without these plates.
427
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,629
Girl, they have been
in that box since 2007,
428
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:10,255
which, coincidentally,
is the last time
429
00:18:10,297 --> 00:18:12,174
that we had dinner
at my house.
430
00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:14,593
What am I gonna do with
a Santa table setting for 12
431
00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,845
-in Louisville, huh?
-You are literally
432
00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:18,722
throwin' away everything.
What's the point?
433
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,974
We should just back
a garbage truck in here
434
00:18:21,016 --> 00:18:22,226
and shovel everything in it.
435
00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:24,645
-Yeah, that's not a bad idea.
-Ma...
436
00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:28,649
this is my entire childhood,
all of our memories.
437
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:30,317
Throw away the damn plates, V!
438
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,447
Thought helping you,
hangin' out might be fun,
439
00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:37,074
but this shit is awful.
440
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,867
-I thought we would talk!
-Excuse me.
441
00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:41,203
Had you asked instead of just
inviting yourself over,
442
00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:44,957
I would've told you that I'm
too busy to hang out and talk.
443
00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:47,960
Oh, shit ...gotta get
over to my storage unit.
444
00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:50,254
-I'll go with.
-Uh, no, thanks.
445
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:52,131
-Why not?
-Because I've had enough
446
00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:53,882
of your company today.
447
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:55,300
Look, I'm excited
about Louisville,
448
00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:56,885
and you killin' my vibe.
449
00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:58,971
I'm not dyin'.
I'm just movin'.
450
00:18:59,012 --> 00:19:01,598
So what?
Get over it.
451
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:17,322
If it isn't
my favorite vice detectives.
452
00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:19,366
Man, you know I had to
bring you some dogs
453
00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:21,368
from downtown for later--
extra relish,
454
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:23,495
-extra celery sauce.
-Aw...muah!
455
00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:25,080
You gentlemen are heroes.
456
00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:27,541
I can never make it all the way
downtown to get these.
457
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,501
How're these fine machines
treatin' ya?
458
00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:31,378
Uh, she rides just
a little rough,
459
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,380
but tell me what the story is
on that Viper over there.
460
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:34,923
I need a few days
before I can
461
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:36,717
-let ya take that one.
What's wrong with it?
462
00:19:36,758 --> 00:19:38,051
Belonged to
a parks commissioner
463
00:19:38,093 --> 00:19:39,344
accused
of embezzling city funds.
464
00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:41,513
Blew his brains out
in the front seat.
465
00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:43,765
Still a mess on the dashboard.
466
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:46,852
Yo, wait.
467
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:49,021
So you guys just come here
and take whatever you want?
468
00:19:49,062 --> 00:19:50,522
[Hightower]
As long as it helps aid
469
00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:52,024
an ongoin' investigation.
470
00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:55,027
Or if we think it looks cool.
Ya got anything new?
471
00:19:55,068 --> 00:19:56,695
Glad you asked.
I been able to
472
00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:59,948
squirrel away a few things
for you gents.
473
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:04,661
Act now,
before it's logged as evidence.
474
00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:07,331
Take what you want
475
00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:11,710
You gotta take
what you want
476
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:14,713
Give it all you got
477
00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:16,632
Hey, barkeep!
Another.
478
00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:18,300
Take what you want...
479
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:19,801
Let's make these your last.
480
00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:21,678
What? The day's young!
481
00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:33,690
I have some coke,
482
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:36,026
if you're interested.
483
00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:41,865
All clear.
484
00:20:42,824 --> 00:20:44,743
Hey. Hey, buddy.
-Hey.
485
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:46,286
Uh, what's goin' on?
486
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:48,247
They think
I robbed Born Free.
487
00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:50,249
What? Ha.
Wait--you?
488
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:51,583
No.
489
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,710
Yeah.
Checked the whole house.
490
00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:56,171
But came up empty-handed,
'cause...
491
00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:58,465
I didn't do it.
492
00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:01,009
Go ahead.
493
00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:02,427
Hey, and, uh, good luck,
you know,
494
00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:04,972
finding the real criminals,
guys.
495
00:21:11,311 --> 00:21:13,188
Lip, we need to talk, okay?
496
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:15,440
-You cannot just--
-Shh, shh, shh.
497
00:21:18,485 --> 00:21:21,446
You moved all the boxes
outta the garage?
498
00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:23,907
Well, they didn't move
themselves.
499
00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:25,284
Where'd you put 'em?
500
00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:28,036
Uh,
in my dad's basement.
501
00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:30,956
Hey.
502
00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:32,416
Lip.
503
00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:35,961
Y-you can't put our family
in danger like this.
504
00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:38,130
You have Fred to think about.
You have me to think about.
505
00:21:38,171 --> 00:21:40,966
We can't have the cops just
showing up at our house and...
506
00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:42,801
hello!
507
00:21:44,511 --> 00:21:46,972
Are you even listening
to a word that I'm saying?
508
00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:49,266
Kay, why are you staring
at me like that?
509
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:52,352
Sorry, sorry.
It's just, um...
510
00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:54,354
uh, I-I guess
this whole Gallagher thing
511
00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:57,691
is finally rubbin' off on ya.
512
00:21:57,733 --> 00:21:59,860
I didn't know
you had it in you.
513
00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:01,320
Well...
514
00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:03,322
yeah, I...
515
00:22:03,363 --> 00:22:05,657
I didn't know I had it
in me either.
516
00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:08,410
You know, Carl called,
517
00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:11,330
told me about the warrant,
and I just...
518
00:22:11,371 --> 00:22:12,664
I just acted.
519
00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:14,750
It was like
something clicked in my brain,
520
00:22:14,791 --> 00:22:16,668
and I just went on autopilot.
521
00:22:18,545 --> 00:22:20,088
Does this make me
an accomplice?
522
00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:21,465
Accessory after the fact.
523
00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:22,924
Oh.
524
00:22:28,555 --> 00:22:30,515
It's kinda hot.
525
00:22:30,557 --> 00:22:32,434
Yeah, it is.
526
00:22:32,476 --> 00:22:34,978
I thought being
a criminal would be exciting,
527
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:38,857
but I didn't know
that it would be...
528
00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:41,985
sexually exciting.
529
00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:44,571
-What about Fred?
He's out like a light.
530
00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:46,573
We'll be quiet.
531
00:22:46,615 --> 00:22:48,867
You? I doubt it.
532
00:22:50,577 --> 00:22:53,246
I'll just bite your shoulder
when I get the urge to scream.
533
00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:59,544
I don't need a fuckin' nurse.
534
00:22:59,586 --> 00:23:01,046
You can't walk, Terry.
535
00:23:01,088 --> 00:23:02,422
You can't feed yourself.
You can't bathe yourself.
536
00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:04,007
You shit in a bag.
Stop me when any of this
537
00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:06,176
sounds like someone who doesn't
need a fuckin' nurse.
538
00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:07,552
Then just take me to the park.
539
00:23:07,594 --> 00:23:09,554
Leave me there
and let me die in peace.
540
00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:11,556
Oh, see, viable option.
Even Terry thinks so.
541
00:23:16,436 --> 00:23:19,064
-Hi.
-Hi, I'm Jasmine.
542
00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:20,899
-You must be...
-Ian, yeah.
543
00:23:20,941 --> 00:23:22,401
Come on in.
544
00:23:22,442 --> 00:23:24,569
Mickey, Terry, this is Jasmine,
545
00:23:24,611 --> 00:23:26,488
Terry's in-home health aide.
546
00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:28,073
You got me a n--
547
00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:29,366
[Mickey, cheerfully] Nah--
548
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:31,410
Nice lady to watch you
while we head to work.
549
00:23:31,451 --> 00:23:34,579
Yeah. You fuck this up,
I'ma cut your dick off.
550
00:23:34,621 --> 00:23:35,997
I wouldn't feel it anyway.
551
00:23:36,039 --> 00:23:37,999
Don't you all worry.
552
00:23:38,041 --> 00:23:40,419
I'm gonna take good care
of Dad here.
553
00:23:44,589 --> 00:23:47,467
Thanks. I know dealin' with
Terry is a pain in the ass.
554
00:23:47,509 --> 00:23:49,636
Fuckin' expensive,
but now I don't have
555
00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:52,097
to worry about anything.
I can focus on work--
556
00:23:53,682 --> 00:23:56,101
Just forgot something
in my car.
557
00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:59,813
rock music
558
00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:01,898
She's probably comin'
right back.
559
00:24:02,774 --> 00:24:04,151
Yeah.
560
00:24:09,156 --> 00:24:11,616
Gallagher, look alive.
561
00:24:11,658 --> 00:24:13,660
All right, look,
I want you to
562
00:24:13,702 --> 00:24:15,579
make a buy off this guy,
all right?
563
00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:17,956
Quarter bag.
Ask for it "dusty."
564
00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:20,292
All right.
But I don't have any money.
565
00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:22,461
Here.
All right?
566
00:24:22,502 --> 00:24:24,212
[Young]
Hurry up.
567
00:24:24,254 --> 00:24:25,797
Look both ways
before you cross the street.
568
00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:30,260
I'm putting bodies
on the board
569
00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:32,596
Like you've never seen
before...
570
00:24:32,637 --> 00:24:35,640
Hey, man, I need a cop.
571
00:24:35,682 --> 00:24:36,892
Loud or reggie?
572
00:24:36,933 --> 00:24:40,103
Reggie. Quarter.
Make it dusty.
573
00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:41,730
60.
574
00:24:41,771 --> 00:24:43,398
Nah nah nah nah nah
575
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:45,317
So when
you're in my sights
576
00:24:45,358 --> 00:24:46,943
Nah nah nah nah nah
nah nah nah nah
577
00:24:46,985 --> 00:24:49,988
Nah nah nah-nah-nah...
578
00:24:50,030 --> 00:24:51,490
Freeze, fucker!
You're under arrest.
579
00:24:51,531 --> 00:24:52,949
-Turn around.
-You're a cop?
580
00:24:52,991 --> 00:24:54,868
Hands on your head.
Face the wall!
581
00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:56,786
What the fuck
are you doing, kid?
582
00:24:56,828 --> 00:24:58,288
Making the arrest
like you said to.
583
00:24:58,330 --> 00:24:59,623
No, stupid asshole!
We told you to make a buy.
584
00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:00,999
No one said anything
about making an arrest.
585
00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:02,501
Apologize to this guy.
586
00:25:02,542 --> 00:25:04,836
Uh, I'm...sorry?
587
00:25:04,878 --> 00:25:06,546
[Young]
Keep the drugs, Gallagher.
588
00:25:08,381 --> 00:25:10,300
Let's get outta here, man.
589
00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:14,304
Come on!
Pulling guns out and shit!
590
00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:19,643
Oh, God, coke is fantastic.
591
00:25:19,684 --> 00:25:21,478
I know, right?
592
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,189
Yeah. I can see why people
become junkies
593
00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:26,024
and run away
from their responsibilities.
594
00:25:26,066 --> 00:25:27,484
-[sniffs]
-You know, for me,
595
00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:30,028
when it comes to drugs
versus, like, a job...pffft.
596
00:25:30,070 --> 00:25:31,363
Drugs win.
597
00:25:32,864 --> 00:25:34,699
What kinda jobs have you had?
598
00:25:36,159 --> 00:25:39,204
Ah!
Let's see, uh, I was a nurse.
599
00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:41,623
I was
an elementary school teacher.
600
00:25:41,665 --> 00:25:43,208
Addiction counselor.
601
00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:45,669
That was fun.
Ha ha.
602
00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:47,671
Uh, and now,
603
00:25:47,712 --> 00:25:50,882
the, uh, assistant manager
at the illustrious
604
00:25:50,924 --> 00:25:53,718
Mailbox Unlimited
Copy and Shipping Center.
605
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:55,762
Oh!
Impressive.
606
00:25:57,013 --> 00:25:58,932
Is coke supposed to
make you horny?
607
00:25:58,974 --> 00:26:00,767
'Cause I feel like
I need to...
608
00:26:00,809 --> 00:26:02,852
hump that box right there.
609
00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:12,404
Ahem.
610
00:26:14,864 --> 00:26:16,324
I'm...gay.
611
00:26:16,366 --> 00:26:17,993
Me too!
612
00:26:18,034 --> 00:26:21,454
Well, I haven't...been
with a girl since high school.
613
00:26:21,496 --> 00:26:23,415
It's like riding a bike.
614
00:26:23,456 --> 00:26:25,500
Baby, don't you cry
615
00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:30,338
It's time for us
to say goodbye
616
00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:32,716
So all I gotta do
is put these decorations up,
617
00:26:32,757 --> 00:26:34,092
and I get free beer
for a week?
618
00:26:34,134 --> 00:26:35,760
Ha. Nice try.
Two days.
619
00:26:35,802 --> 00:26:37,554
I don't know, man.
There's a lotta stuff in here.
620
00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,347
-Week seems reasonable.
-All right, fine.
621
00:26:39,389 --> 00:26:40,682
You know what?
I'll just ask Kermit.
622
00:26:40,724 --> 00:26:42,601
-He'll probably do it for free.
-Fine!
623
00:26:42,642 --> 00:26:44,936
I accept your lowball offer.
624
00:26:45,645 --> 00:26:47,439
Hey, babe!
625
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,274
How are you?
You doin' good?
626
00:26:49,316 --> 00:26:51,234
Feelin' better
that you saw your mom?
627
00:26:51,276 --> 00:26:52,694
No. She had to get something
from storage,
628
00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:55,196
-so might as well work.
-Okay, well,
629
00:26:55,238 --> 00:26:57,449
how 'bout we get outta here,
do something to cheer you up?
630
00:26:57,490 --> 00:26:59,451
No, thanks.
Here to work.
631
00:26:59,492 --> 00:27:01,036
[Kermit]
How 'bout Ron Popeil?
632
00:27:01,077 --> 00:27:03,371
Ronco HQ was right down
the street.
633
00:27:03,413 --> 00:27:05,040
[Frank]
That's a great idea.
634
00:27:05,081 --> 00:27:06,458
Hugh Hefner Middle School, huh?
635
00:27:06,499 --> 00:27:08,793
-Think about it.
-Fellas. Ditka.
636
00:27:08,835 --> 00:27:10,795
Mike Ditka Middle School.
Contest over.
637
00:27:10,837 --> 00:27:11,963
-Ooh!
-What are you fools
638
00:27:12,005 --> 00:27:13,298
talkin' about?
639
00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:15,175
Frank's trying to name
his old junior high.
640
00:27:15,216 --> 00:27:16,926
Why does it need a new name?
641
00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:18,845
It doesn't.
That's the point.
642
00:27:18,887 --> 00:27:20,430
It was fine the way it was.
643
00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:22,140
-Hear, hear.
-Nevertheless,
644
00:27:22,182 --> 00:27:24,476
I need a surefire winner
645
00:27:24,517 --> 00:27:26,311
so it doesn't get coopted
646
00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:29,356
by a bunch of politically
correct millennial activists.
647
00:27:29,397 --> 00:27:32,567
Last thing I need
is my son attending
648
00:27:32,609 --> 00:27:36,863
Tofu Middle School of
Multicultural Granola Studies.
649
00:27:36,905 --> 00:27:38,490
What's it called now?
650
00:27:38,531 --> 00:27:40,617
Dennis Hastert Middle School.
651
00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:43,662
-The child molester?
-Former Speaker of the House.
652
00:27:43,703 --> 00:27:45,914
Why are you guys worried
about trying to protect
653
00:27:45,955 --> 00:27:48,249
some meaningless,
symbolic name anyway?
654
00:27:48,291 --> 00:27:50,168
How 'bout you try to protect
the real Chicago,
655
00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:51,670
the real South Side,
656
00:27:51,711 --> 00:27:54,130
the people and institutions
who make this town great?
657
00:27:54,172 --> 00:27:56,257
If you hadn't noticed, they're
being shut down every day.
658
00:27:56,299 --> 00:27:58,843
Because this renaming trend
is bullshit.
659
00:27:58,885 --> 00:28:00,428
It's just another way
for society
660
00:28:00,470 --> 00:28:02,472
to erase the hard work
of white guys.
661
00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:04,724
Because at some point,
and who knows why,
662
00:28:04,766 --> 00:28:06,935
being a white guy
suddenly became uncool.
663
00:28:06,976 --> 00:28:09,938
Or maybe white guys are finally
being held accountable
664
00:28:09,979 --> 00:28:11,981
for all of the horrible stuff
they've done,
665
00:28:12,023 --> 00:28:14,651
like child molestation,
for example.
666
00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:16,611
And you, in particular,
don't have to worry about
667
00:28:16,653 --> 00:28:18,947
when white men became uncool,
'cause as far as I can tell,
668
00:28:18,988 --> 00:28:21,157
you've always been...
whatever this is.
669
00:28:21,199 --> 00:28:23,201
-Ha ha ha.
Ho ho ho!
670
00:28:23,243 --> 00:28:24,744
And, Frank,
why waste your time?
671
00:28:24,786 --> 00:28:26,788
Liam's gonna be outta that
school and on to a high school
672
00:28:26,830 --> 00:28:29,416
with an equally problematic
name in no time.
673
00:28:29,457 --> 00:28:32,252
They're trying to erase
the history of white men
674
00:28:32,293 --> 00:28:33,920
who built this great country.
675
00:28:33,962 --> 00:28:35,588
How far back are we going
676
00:28:35,630 --> 00:28:37,549
with this revisionist
history crusade?
677
00:28:37,590 --> 00:28:39,759
Do we have to reexamine Adam
678
00:28:39,801 --> 00:28:41,928
at the Garden of Eden?
679
00:28:41,970 --> 00:28:43,722
You think Adam was white?
680
00:28:43,763 --> 00:28:45,265
Ha ha ha.
681
00:28:47,267 --> 00:28:49,644
The point is,
I went to that school.
682
00:28:50,854 --> 00:28:53,398
Best years of my life
in those halls,
683
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:55,900
in those classrooms.
684
00:28:55,942 --> 00:28:59,738
Year I played baseball,
we had a bully on the team.
685
00:28:59,779 --> 00:29:01,489
Johnny Wisneiwski.
686
00:29:01,531 --> 00:29:05,118
A big, fat bruiser.
He could hit a ball...
687
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:06,870
almost a mile.
688
00:29:06,911 --> 00:29:09,289
If you made an error
in the game,
689
00:29:09,330 --> 00:29:12,375
Johnny was sure to use
the wet end of his towel
690
00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:14,544
to rattail your genitals
in the shower
691
00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:17,589
to remind you of how useless
you were.
692
00:29:17,630 --> 00:29:21,634
Everybody was scared to death
of big, fat Johnny Wisneiwski.
693
00:29:21,676 --> 00:29:25,305
Well, one day, he thwacked
my naked wet ass
694
00:29:25,346 --> 00:29:27,932
with that towel,
and I blew up.
695
00:29:27,974 --> 00:29:30,602
I pantsed him.
What do you think we saw?
696
00:29:30,643 --> 00:29:32,437
His dick.
I'm guessing you saw his dick.
697
00:29:32,479 --> 00:29:34,147
Not just any dick.
698
00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:36,524
The tiniest little button
of a pink dick
699
00:29:36,566 --> 00:29:37,817
you've ever laid your eyes on.
700
00:29:37,859 --> 00:29:40,195
And Johnny Wisneiwski's
reign of terror
701
00:29:40,236 --> 00:29:43,573
ended that very day,
thanks to yours truly.
702
00:29:43,615 --> 00:29:45,617
I was king after that.
703
00:29:45,658 --> 00:29:48,578
And all my kids went there.
704
00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:50,121
There are Gallagher memories
705
00:29:50,163 --> 00:29:53,792
embedded in every inch
of that school.
706
00:29:53,833 --> 00:29:56,294
Should probably be called--
707
00:29:57,962 --> 00:29:59,964
No.
708
00:30:00,006 --> 00:30:02,592
It shoulddefinitely
be called
709
00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:04,803
Gallagher Middle School.
710
00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:07,847
Gallagher Middle School.
711
00:30:10,183 --> 00:30:12,227
Outstan--
Gallagher Middle School!
712
00:30:12,268 --> 00:30:14,562
Jesus! Of course!
713
00:30:14,604 --> 00:30:16,731
714
00:30:16,773 --> 00:30:19,317
we go pick up the girls,
we stop for expensive froyo
715
00:30:19,359 --> 00:30:21,486
with all the fancy toppings,
huh?
716
00:30:21,528 --> 00:30:23,571
How many times I have to
tell you I'm not in the mood?
717
00:30:23,613 --> 00:30:25,240
I know, but I think today
could be really special
718
00:30:25,281 --> 00:30:27,617
if we let it be.
It would make me happy,
719
00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:29,327
and I'm pretty sure
it could make you happy too.
720
00:30:29,369 --> 00:30:31,704
Please.
For me.
721
00:30:31,746 --> 00:30:34,541
The love of your life.
722
00:30:34,582 --> 00:30:38,127
[small laugh]
Fuckin' froyo.
723
00:30:47,387 --> 00:30:49,055
Ohh...
724
00:30:49,097 --> 00:30:51,850
Hey, I'm gonna take a shower.
725
00:30:51,891 --> 00:30:54,185
And while I'm in there...
726
00:30:54,227 --> 00:30:55,562
Yep?
727
00:30:55,603 --> 00:30:57,480
Think up our next caper.
728
00:30:57,522 --> 00:30:59,023
-Caper?
729
00:30:59,065 --> 00:31:02,110
You a Batman villain?
-Uh, more like Bonnie.
730
00:31:02,151 --> 00:31:04,529
You know, Bonnie and Clyde?
731
00:31:04,571 --> 00:31:06,531
Yeah.
Think I mighta heard of them.
732
00:31:06,573 --> 00:31:08,616
Something where
we almost get caught
733
00:31:08,658 --> 00:31:10,785
but then we get away with it.
734
00:31:10,827 --> 00:31:12,954
We could...
735
00:31:12,996 --> 00:31:15,874
-pull a bank robbery.
-Or a jewel heist.
736
00:31:15,915 --> 00:31:18,126
I mean...
737
00:31:18,167 --> 00:31:20,712
I would consider
murder for hire.
738
00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:24,465
Hey, uh,
739
00:31:24,507 --> 00:31:27,886
gotta go to this thing Liam's
doing at his school later.
740
00:31:27,927 --> 00:31:30,013
-Mm-hmm.
Wanna come?
741
00:31:30,054 --> 00:31:31,890
Yeah, yeah, I suppose
I can pretend to be
742
00:31:31,931 --> 00:31:33,725
a law-abiding citizen
for the night.
743
00:31:35,602 --> 00:31:37,437
Oh.
744
00:31:37,478 --> 00:31:40,440
Hey, Cami.
745
00:31:41,649 --> 00:31:43,067
Oh, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
746
00:31:43,109 --> 00:31:45,111
Slow down.
747
00:31:45,153 --> 00:31:47,071
He was crying?
About what?
748
00:31:47,113 --> 00:31:48,907
-I'm confused.
What?
749
00:31:50,450 --> 00:31:52,744
The cops?
750
00:31:52,785 --> 00:31:54,120
They want Brad to come in
for questioning? When?
751
00:31:54,162 --> 00:31:55,747
[Lip]
No, no, he's gonna crack.
752
00:31:55,788 --> 00:31:59,083
rock music
753
00:31:59,125 --> 00:32:00,585
He's on his way
to the station now?
754
00:32:00,627 --> 00:32:02,211
-Uh, when did he leave?
Shit, shit! Fuck!
755
00:32:03,463 --> 00:32:05,632
This lady should work.
756
00:32:05,673 --> 00:32:07,717
Terry doesn't have a problem
with Asian people, does he?
757
00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:09,218
I mean, I don't know.
758
00:32:09,260 --> 00:32:11,054
He likes a lot of Chinese food
and Bruce Lee movies.
759
00:32:11,095 --> 00:32:12,931
Found his porn stash once
when we were kids.
760
00:32:12,972 --> 00:32:14,849
Had a pretty decent amount
of Asian chicks in it.
761
00:32:14,891 --> 00:32:16,601
Then we got nothin'
to worry about.
762
00:32:16,643 --> 00:32:17,936
We should just get goin'.
763
00:32:17,977 --> 00:32:19,896
All right, the agency
said this one's tough?
764
00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:22,440
Yeah. Said she's one of those
Vietnamese boat people.
765
00:32:22,482 --> 00:32:24,609
Doesn't get much tougher
than that.
766
00:32:37,997 --> 00:32:39,540
Maybe I should ask the agency
767
00:32:39,582 --> 00:32:41,084
for somebody white
this time, huh?
768
00:32:41,125 --> 00:32:43,628
Yep.
769
00:32:46,005 --> 00:32:49,092
This place is legal.
Yeah, it is.
770
00:32:49,133 --> 00:32:51,594
So then why you want me
to buy from them, then?
771
00:32:51,636 --> 00:32:54,472
Listen, this detail
772
00:32:54,514 --> 00:32:56,015
is a golden elevator.
773
00:32:56,057 --> 00:32:57,934
It'll take you
right to the top,
774
00:32:57,976 --> 00:32:59,477
wherever you wanna go.
775
00:32:59,519 --> 00:33:01,479
What're you thinking?
776
00:33:01,521 --> 00:33:03,481
-SWAT?
Oh, shit.
777
00:33:03,523 --> 00:33:05,650
Grenades?
Assault rifles?
778
00:33:05,692 --> 00:33:07,777
-I love SWAT.
-That's only gonna happen
779
00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:09,612
if we give you
a good recommendation,
780
00:33:09,654 --> 00:33:10,989
and we're only gonna do that
781
00:33:11,030 --> 00:33:14,242
if you do what we say,
no questions.
782
00:33:14,283 --> 00:33:17,328
You wanna ride that golden
elevator, don't you?
783
00:33:17,370 --> 00:33:18,663
Yes, sir, I do.
784
00:33:18,705 --> 00:33:20,164
Good boy.
785
00:33:20,206 --> 00:33:22,750
Go make the buy.
786
00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:26,462
Uh, sirs, quick question.
Why me?
787
00:33:26,504 --> 00:33:28,089
You know, like, out of
all the rookies in the city,
788
00:33:28,131 --> 00:33:29,590
why pick me?
789
00:33:29,632 --> 00:33:31,968
While your personal
assessment indicates
790
00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:34,595
that you might ask
a lotta fuckin' questions,
791
00:33:34,637 --> 00:33:37,765
you're likely to accept
anything we tell you is true.
792
00:33:37,807 --> 00:33:39,017
Huh.
793
00:33:39,058 --> 00:33:40,852
Roger that.
794
00:33:40,893 --> 00:33:43,438
upbeat music
795
00:33:56,701 --> 00:33:58,745
Hey, have you guys
seen my friend Debbie?
796
00:33:58,786 --> 00:34:00,913
Redhead, had a little
too much to drink?
797
00:34:00,955 --> 00:34:02,457
-No?
- Look at me, one, two
798
00:34:02,498 --> 00:34:04,625
Three, one, two, three
799
00:34:09,213 --> 00:34:11,340
Debbie?
800
00:34:11,382 --> 00:34:14,302
Jared?
What the fuck?
801
00:34:14,343 --> 00:34:16,971
-Who is that?
-My husband.
802
00:34:17,013 --> 00:34:19,182
Ah ah ah ah ah...
803
00:34:19,223 --> 00:34:20,558
Debbie, wait.
Come inside.
804
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:22,894
Let's talk.
Debbie!
805
00:34:25,772 --> 00:34:27,482
Where'd
your butt buddy go?
806
00:34:27,523 --> 00:34:29,358
To pick up your next victim.
807
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,569
-I don't need no nurse.
-Well, maybe if you weren't
808
00:34:31,611 --> 00:34:33,988
such a ragin' asshole,
your family'd take care of you,
809
00:34:34,030 --> 00:34:36,991
and we wouldn't have to pay
someone to be nice to ya.
810
00:34:37,700 --> 00:34:39,077
[groans]
Ugh.
811
00:34:39,118 --> 00:34:41,662
-That tastes like dog food!
-Keep complainin',
812
00:34:41,704 --> 00:34:42,997
I will feed you dog food
for real.
813
00:34:43,039 --> 00:34:44,499
Ugh.
814
00:34:44,540 --> 00:34:45,708
Oh, no, no--
815
00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:48,002
-Come--
-Mm-mm.
816
00:34:52,590 --> 00:34:55,384
You woulda probably made
a half-decent son
817
00:34:55,426 --> 00:34:58,387
if it wasn't for
that whole fudge packer thing.
818
00:35:01,474 --> 00:35:03,643
Well, you probably woulda made
a half-decent dad
819
00:35:03,684 --> 00:35:06,187
if it weren't for the whole...
820
00:35:06,229 --> 00:35:09,440
racist, homophobic, beatin'
the shit outta me thing.
821
00:35:26,457 --> 00:35:29,585
Have a good one.
822
00:35:29,627 --> 00:35:32,130
Good work, kid.
823
00:35:35,091 --> 00:35:37,385
Oh, wait--there's
a lotta street weed in there.
824
00:35:38,469 --> 00:35:40,388
You contaminated
the evidence now.
825
00:35:40,429 --> 00:35:43,558
-You're mixing it up!
-Naw, man!
826
00:35:43,599 --> 00:35:46,060
Your eyes is playin'
tricks on you, kid.
827
00:35:48,437 --> 00:35:50,273
You're literally
doing it on purpose.
828
00:35:50,314 --> 00:35:52,441
Why?
Oh, come on.
829
00:35:52,483 --> 00:35:54,152
I deserve to know
what I'm involved in.
830
00:35:54,193 --> 00:35:55,820
The weed you bought
on the street
831
00:35:55,862 --> 00:35:57,321
was laced with angel dust.
832
00:35:57,363 --> 00:35:58,948
Now the dispensary weed is too.
833
00:35:58,990 --> 00:36:01,993
So now we can file criminal
charges against the dispensary.
834
00:36:02,034 --> 00:36:03,578
Why?
835
00:36:03,619 --> 00:36:05,955
Because the legal weed is
cutting into our bottom line.
836
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:13,546
If legal dispensaries put all
the street dealers outta work,
837
00:36:13,588 --> 00:36:15,298
what's left for us, huh?
838
00:36:15,339 --> 00:36:17,592
You know how much we make
off of kickback in bribes
839
00:36:17,633 --> 00:36:19,468
-from street dealers?
-But isn't that wrong?
840
00:36:19,510 --> 00:36:21,345
[Young]
Paid for my boat.
841
00:36:21,387 --> 00:36:23,306
It paid for
my second mistress's
842
00:36:23,347 --> 00:36:24,765
first Brazilian butt lift.
843
00:36:24,807 --> 00:36:26,934
We frame legal shops,
we shut 'em down,
844
00:36:26,976 --> 00:36:28,895
we get more illegal weed
back on the street.
845
00:36:28,936 --> 00:36:30,563
More illegal weed
equals more dealers,
846
00:36:30,605 --> 00:36:33,524
more dealers equals
more cash in our pockets.
847
00:36:33,566 --> 00:36:37,195
So, really, it's up to you,
Gallagher.
848
00:36:37,236 --> 00:36:38,821
You want some kickbacks?
849
00:36:38,863 --> 00:36:40,781
Or you wanna spend
the rest of your career
850
00:36:40,823 --> 00:36:43,618
bustin' your hump,
poundin' a beat?
851
00:36:46,871 --> 00:36:48,289
Fine.
Let me help.
852
00:36:48,331 --> 00:36:50,875
Good. So how many more
dispensaries
853
00:36:50,917 --> 00:36:52,877
do we gotta put
outta business today?
854
00:36:52,919 --> 00:36:54,712
Uh looks like five.
855
00:36:54,754 --> 00:36:56,797
Next up is Dank Dorm,
856
00:36:56,839 --> 00:36:58,966
then New Leaf Collective,
Heavy Fog,
857
00:36:59,008 --> 00:37:00,718
New Heights,
and last but not least,
858
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:02,595
The Alibi Room.
859
00:37:02,637 --> 00:37:04,847
[Youngblood]
All right, let's get it.
860
00:37:07,683 --> 00:37:09,977
Brad's not pickin' up.
-Well, this is the station
861
00:37:10,019 --> 00:37:12,021
closest to his house,
so if he's going anywhere,
862
00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:13,522
it's here.
863
00:37:13,564 --> 00:37:15,358
Think he can hold up
under an interrogation?
864
00:37:15,399 --> 00:37:16,859
Hell, no.
865
00:37:18,444 --> 00:37:20,321
Wait.
There he is. Okay.
866
00:37:20,363 --> 00:37:23,407
All right, do what you gotta do
to keep him quiet.
867
00:37:24,909 --> 00:37:27,036
Hey, man.
868
00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:29,538
Brad?
869
00:37:29,580 --> 00:37:31,123
Brad.
Brad! H--
870
00:37:31,165 --> 00:37:33,834
punchy music
871
00:37:33,876 --> 00:37:35,002
Brad! Brad!
872
00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:39,048
Ah! Let me go!
873
00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:40,716
Get off me!
I'm gonna confess!
874
00:37:40,758 --> 00:37:41,759
Shh, shh!
875
00:37:41,801 --> 00:37:42,843
Let me go!
It's the only way!
876
00:37:42,885 --> 00:37:44,345
Shut the fuck up, all right?
877
00:37:44,387 --> 00:37:47,181
Talk to us.
We only wanna talk, all right?
878
00:37:54,605 --> 00:37:57,608
Go, go, go!
879
00:37:57,650 --> 00:37:59,443
Just in here.
880
00:37:59,485 --> 00:38:02,613
Terry,
this is Sister Mary Luke.
881
00:38:02,655 --> 00:38:04,615
Oh,
just Mary Luke is fine.
882
00:38:04,657 --> 00:38:07,868
My days in a habit
are long gone.
883
00:38:11,122 --> 00:38:12,999
You must be Terry.
884
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:14,959
I should warn you,
he's been a handful today.
885
00:38:15,001 --> 00:38:16,961
You idiots got me
a fuckin' nun?
886
00:38:17,003 --> 00:38:18,629
-[hard smack]
-Watch your language
887
00:38:18,671 --> 00:38:20,339
in the presence of ladies.
888
00:38:20,381 --> 00:38:21,882
-Jesus Christ, lady!
889
00:38:21,924 --> 00:38:24,802
And we'll not take
the Lord's name in vain.
890
00:38:24,844 --> 00:38:27,680
Before the diocese
shut my convent down,
891
00:38:27,722 --> 00:38:30,182
I was tending
to the elderly sisters.
892
00:38:30,224 --> 00:38:33,269
Sister Cecilia had dementia
893
00:38:33,311 --> 00:38:36,355
and a colorful vocabulary.
894
00:38:36,397 --> 00:38:41,277
I found that a-a swift smack
usually fixed her behavior.
895
00:38:42,611 --> 00:38:44,989
-Yeah, that works for me.
-Solid strategy.
896
00:39:04,175 --> 00:39:05,968
There he is!
897
00:39:06,010 --> 00:39:08,054
I have an exciting offer
for you.
898
00:39:08,095 --> 00:39:11,349
I'd like to give you a chance
to abandon your lame entry
899
00:39:11,390 --> 00:39:14,352
into the name change contest
and join forces with me.
900
00:39:14,393 --> 00:39:18,230
-Why would I do that?
-Because I'm gonna win.
901
00:39:18,272 --> 00:39:22,443
The Francis Gallagher
and Children Middle School.
902
00:39:22,485 --> 00:39:25,404
Thanks, but no thanks.
I really want that iPad.
903
00:39:25,446 --> 00:39:27,990
I don't give a damn
about the iPa--
904
00:39:28,032 --> 00:39:30,576
well, I mean, if we won,
we'd pawn it,
905
00:39:30,618 --> 00:39:33,746
and I'd take a cut,
but that's not the point.
906
00:39:33,788 --> 00:39:36,832
We have to preserve
the-the Gallagher legacy.
907
00:39:38,793 --> 00:39:40,669
We'd never be forgotten.
We'd be immortal.
908
00:39:40,711 --> 00:39:43,172
Yeah, I'm good, man.
909
00:39:44,632 --> 00:39:47,093
I'm-I'm not gonna make
this offer again.
910
00:39:49,303 --> 00:39:51,180
Well, suit yourself.
911
00:39:52,723 --> 00:39:55,059
I have to hit the head.
912
00:39:59,772 --> 00:40:02,108
No TP in there.
913
00:40:14,954 --> 00:40:17,373
You know, I-I wanna--
914
00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:19,750
I wanted to talk to you
about somethin'.
915
00:40:21,460 --> 00:40:24,505
I think we should team up
on the name change contest.
916
00:40:24,547 --> 00:40:26,173
Now, b-before you say no,
917
00:40:26,215 --> 00:40:28,884
I should tell you
what my idea is.
918
00:40:28,926 --> 00:40:31,429
The Francis Gallagher
and Children Middle School.
919
00:40:31,470 --> 00:40:34,098
You literally just told me this
30 seconds ago.
920
00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:36,308
I did?
921
00:40:37,184 --> 00:40:39,937
-What'd you say?
-No, Frank!
922
00:40:39,979 --> 00:40:41,439
Hmm.
923
00:40:42,648 --> 00:40:43,816
Hmm.
924
00:40:52,032 --> 00:40:54,869
[Frank]No toilet paper
in here.
925
00:40:56,829 --> 00:40:59,790
No way, dude--Veronica'll
put my nuts in a table vice.
926
00:40:59,832 --> 00:41:01,625
Yeah, well, if you don't
get rid of their weed,
927
00:41:01,667 --> 00:41:03,377
-she'll be in jail.
-[Tommy] Okay, I'll tell them
928
00:41:03,419 --> 00:41:04,962
if I see them,
but there's no way
929
00:41:05,004 --> 00:41:07,631
I'm touching their product
without talking to them first.
930
00:41:11,635 --> 00:41:13,137
Hey,
what was that last place
931
00:41:13,179 --> 00:41:14,472
we were supposed to hit today?
932
00:41:14,513 --> 00:41:16,599
The A-Alibi Room?
933
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:18,642
I think that's it, right?
934
00:41:18,684 --> 00:41:20,728
Well, if it's the place
I'm thinkin' of,
935
00:41:20,769 --> 00:41:22,229
it's really not worth
bustin'--
936
00:41:22,271 --> 00:41:25,316
low-rent, mom/pop spot,
couple of stale weed brownies,
937
00:41:25,357 --> 00:41:27,318
nickel bags--
we shouldn't waste our time.
938
00:41:27,359 --> 00:41:29,653
The list is the list.
939
00:41:29,695 --> 00:41:31,155
We got three more
after lunch,
940
00:41:31,197 --> 00:41:33,157
and then it's on to--
what'd you call it?
941
00:41:33,199 --> 00:41:35,367
The Alibi Room.
942
00:41:48,047 --> 00:41:49,340
Hello.
943
00:41:49,381 --> 00:41:51,842
What?
For how long?
944
00:41:51,884 --> 00:41:53,677
I had no idea.
945
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:55,179
Someone else
was supposed to pick her up--
946
00:41:55,221 --> 00:41:57,014
m-my girlfriend.
947
00:41:57,056 --> 00:41:58,849
Well, I-I'm so sorry,
948
00:41:58,891 --> 00:42:01,310
but I can promise you
that I would never abandon
949
00:42:01,352 --> 00:42:03,646
my daughter at school.
I was at work, I--
950
00:42:03,687 --> 00:42:05,105
When you're
a single working mother
951
00:42:05,147 --> 00:42:08,317
trying to provide for a kid,
things like this happen.
952
00:42:08,359 --> 00:42:09,777
Hello?
953
00:42:09,818 --> 00:42:11,195
Hi, Franny.
954
00:42:11,237 --> 00:42:13,197
Mommy's on her way, honey.
955
00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:14,823
I know.
Mommy misses you too, honey.
956
00:42:14,865 --> 00:42:17,117
I'll be right there.
957
00:42:17,159 --> 00:42:18,452
[passerby]
Hey, baby, I got something
958
00:42:18,494 --> 00:42:21,038
that'll put a smile
on your face...right here.
959
00:42:23,249 --> 00:42:25,876
You know what?
Actually, I would love that.
960
00:42:25,918 --> 00:42:28,212
For real?
961
00:42:28,254 --> 00:42:30,214
Oh--fuck! Uhh--
962
00:42:30,256 --> 00:42:33,008
punchy music
963
00:42:35,427 --> 00:42:38,389
You just checked your messages,
like, two minutes ago.
964
00:42:38,430 --> 00:42:39,974
And shouldn't you be
keeping a look out
965
00:42:40,015 --> 00:42:42,893
in case someone tries to, like,
rob us or somethin'?
966
00:42:42,935 --> 00:42:44,186
You think she knows
how to insert
967
00:42:44,228 --> 00:42:45,062
the little piss tube thing--
968
00:42:45,104 --> 00:42:47,189
The catheter, yes.
969
00:42:47,231 --> 00:42:49,066
Maybe I should just
give her a call,
970
00:42:49,108 --> 00:42:50,901
make sure everything's okay.
971
00:42:50,943 --> 00:42:52,861
We're finally
getting work done.
972
00:42:52,903 --> 00:42:56,740
Can we please just concentrate
for a couple more hours?
973
00:42:56,782 --> 00:42:58,075
Thank you.
974
00:42:59,952 --> 00:43:02,037
Maybe we should swing by
after the next stop,
975
00:43:02,079 --> 00:43:04,248
you know,
make sure she's okay.
976
00:43:08,294 --> 00:43:10,129
[Young]
And another one bites the dust.
977
00:43:10,170 --> 00:43:12,673
Yes, one more down,
and it is Miller time!
978
00:43:12,715 --> 00:43:15,175
Alibi Room--let's finish it
off strong, boys.
979
00:43:15,217 --> 00:43:17,011
Hop in, kid.
Time's a-wastin'.
980
00:43:17,052 --> 00:43:18,596
Uh, hey, can I drive?
981
00:43:18,637 --> 00:43:19,847
-[both chuckle]
No.
982
00:43:19,888 --> 00:43:21,682
Come on, you guys've been
driving all day.
983
00:43:21,724 --> 00:43:23,434
Polishing your aviators,
workin' on your tan,
984
00:43:23,475 --> 00:43:25,060
while I've been doin'
all the work.
985
00:43:25,102 --> 00:43:26,437
-Yeah, so?
-I've never driven
986
00:43:26,478 --> 00:43:27,563
a Ferrari before.
987
00:43:27,605 --> 00:43:29,398
I wanna feel
some Italian horsepower.
988
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:31,692
This might be my only chance.
989
00:43:33,986 --> 00:43:36,280
All right, son.
990
00:43:36,322 --> 00:43:38,741
Let's see what you got.
991
00:43:43,662 --> 00:43:46,206
[Hightower]
Long as it ain't mine.
992
00:43:50,544 --> 00:43:52,963
But w-we gotta turn--
turn ourselves in.
993
00:43:53,005 --> 00:43:54,965
No, no. If the cops
thought you knew anything,
994
00:43:55,007 --> 00:43:56,800
they would've come, and they
would've picked you up.
995
00:43:56,842 --> 00:43:59,678
Th-they called me to come
down for questioning, Lip.
996
00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:01,513
-They know!
-They don't know shit.
997
00:44:01,555 --> 00:44:03,349
[Brad]
I wanna come clean, okay?
998
00:44:03,390 --> 00:44:05,976
Ma-make some kinda deal
and return all the stuff.
999
00:44:06,018 --> 00:44:07,186
You wanna make a deal?
-Yeah.
1000
00:44:07,227 --> 00:44:08,812
You're gonna fuck both of us,
okay?
1001
00:44:08,854 --> 00:44:10,481
There's no way that
they're gonna believe
1002
00:44:10,522 --> 00:44:12,149
that you stole all that shit
by yourself.
1003
00:44:12,191 --> 00:44:14,276
Well, I-I won't give up you
or Mickey!
1004
00:44:14,318 --> 00:44:16,362
-I swear!
-Uh, Lip,
1005
00:44:16,403 --> 00:44:18,822
help me make a bottle
for Fred in the kitchen.
1006
00:44:18,864 --> 00:44:20,949
-Now.
-Yeah.
1007
00:44:20,991 --> 00:44:22,993
[Tami]
He is not gonna last
1008
00:44:23,035 --> 00:44:25,329
five minutes with the cops.
1009
00:44:27,289 --> 00:44:28,582
You need to do something.
1010
00:44:28,624 --> 00:44:30,250
Do something?
Like what?
1011
00:44:30,292 --> 00:44:32,461
Get rid of the evidence,
for starters!
1012
00:44:32,503 --> 00:44:34,088
I haven't found a place
to sell the parts yet.
1013
00:44:34,129 --> 00:44:35,506
Okay, let's just wait
for the ideal buyer
1014
00:44:35,547 --> 00:44:36,840
while the cops close in!
1015
00:44:36,882 --> 00:44:38,467
-Cops aren't closing in.
They will be!
1016
00:44:38,509 --> 00:44:40,969
Okay? As soon as they get
Brad in a room at the station
1017
00:44:41,011 --> 00:44:43,681
and he starts crying
and confessing...
1018
00:44:45,724 --> 00:44:48,268
I don't know,
maybe we should just...
1019
00:44:48,310 --> 00:44:50,437
take care of him.
1020
00:44:50,479 --> 00:44:52,523
Take--meaning what, exactly?
1021
00:44:52,564 --> 00:44:54,358
Meaning...
1022
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:56,985
takecareof him.
1023
00:44:57,027 --> 00:44:59,405
Wow, this whole, uh,
life of crime thing for you
1024
00:44:59,446 --> 00:45:01,323
is gettin' a little bit
outta hand,
1025
00:45:01,365 --> 00:45:03,200
-don't ya think, Capone?
-No! No, because he is
1026
00:45:03,242 --> 00:45:04,910
gonna get everyone busted.
1027
00:45:04,952 --> 00:45:06,453
I am involved now, okay?
1028
00:45:06,495 --> 00:45:09,039
Who is gonna raise Fred
if we both end up in jail?
1029
00:45:15,337 --> 00:45:17,005
Okay, yeah, he does seem
a little bit fragile.
1030
00:45:17,047 --> 00:45:19,133
Oh, yeah, no shit!
1031
00:45:19,174 --> 00:45:21,885
We can't let him
out of our sight.
1032
00:45:27,307 --> 00:45:28,517
Fuck!
1033
00:45:32,020 --> 00:45:34,148
I need to take a rain check
on family bar night.
1034
00:45:34,189 --> 00:45:36,150
What?
1035
00:45:36,191 --> 00:45:38,485
No, no, no, no.
You love family bar night.
1036
00:45:38,527 --> 00:45:40,070
-Cartoons on the TV...
I love cartoons.
1037
00:45:40,112 --> 00:45:41,739
-The pizza.
I love pizza.
1038
00:45:41,780 --> 00:45:43,741
All the soda the girls
can drink--come on, V.
1039
00:45:43,782 --> 00:45:45,868
I appreciate your trying
to cheer me up,
1040
00:45:45,909 --> 00:45:47,411
but I just wanna go home
and take a nap.
1041
00:45:47,453 --> 00:45:49,413
You can close up
by yourself, right?
1042
00:45:49,455 --> 00:45:51,081
-Come on, girls.
-No, wait, I'm sorry,
1043
00:45:51,123 --> 00:45:52,750
but I can't let you go.
1044
00:45:52,791 --> 00:45:54,752
Sorry I'm late!
1045
00:45:54,793 --> 00:45:56,086
Ma?
1046
00:45:56,128 --> 00:45:58,547
-I-is that your wedding dress?
Yeah.
1047
00:45:58,589 --> 00:46:01,592
I just pulled it
out of storage...for you.
1048
00:46:01,633 --> 00:46:03,886
-For me?
Mm-hmm.
1049
00:46:03,927 --> 00:46:06,096
What's goin' on?
1050
00:46:06,138 --> 00:46:08,932
It's not family bar night.
1051
00:46:08,974 --> 00:46:10,851
It was never family bar night.
1052
00:46:10,893 --> 00:46:13,061
You remember how we wanted
to get married at City Hall,
1053
00:46:13,103 --> 00:46:15,397
but they cancelled everything
'cause of the shutdown?
1054
00:46:15,439 --> 00:46:17,399
Well, they're clearing
their backlog.
1055
00:46:17,441 --> 00:46:20,027
They're doing weddings
on Zoom.
1056
00:46:20,068 --> 00:46:23,322
upbeat bluesy music
1057
00:46:35,083 --> 00:46:39,296
How many years...
1058
00:46:39,338 --> 00:46:41,632
-We're gettin' married?
-Yes.
1059
00:46:41,673 --> 00:46:43,467
Right now?
1060
00:46:43,509 --> 00:46:46,428
Right now.
1061
00:46:46,470 --> 00:46:49,139
Seem to blind me
1062
00:46:55,020 --> 00:46:57,898
-You good?
-Yeah. Don't I seem good?
1063
00:46:57,940 --> 00:47:00,067
You're drivin'
like my grandma.
1064
00:47:00,108 --> 00:47:02,486
Thought you wanted to feel
some Italian horsepower.
1065
00:47:02,528 --> 00:47:04,446
I'm just being cautious.
1066
00:47:04,488 --> 00:47:05,989
There's cautious,
1067
00:47:06,031 --> 00:47:07,783
and then there's
whatever this is.
1068
00:47:07,825 --> 00:47:08,826
Giddy up, kid.
1069
00:47:12,412 --> 00:47:14,039
That a boy.
1070
00:47:14,081 --> 00:47:17,084
rock music
1071
00:47:17,125 --> 00:47:18,836
Okay.
1072
00:47:18,877 --> 00:47:21,213
All right, that's enough.
1073
00:47:22,339 --> 00:47:25,259
That's enough, kid.
1074
00:47:25,300 --> 00:47:27,344
Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down!
Slow the fuck down!
1075
00:47:27,386 --> 00:47:29,388
I don't know what's going on.
It's outta control!
1076
00:47:29,429 --> 00:47:31,306
Brake, brake, brake!
1077
00:47:33,058 --> 00:47:35,227
Oh...what the fuck?
1078
00:47:35,269 --> 00:47:39,189
What the fuck
is wrong with you?
1079
00:47:39,231 --> 00:47:40,649
Piece of shit!
1080
00:47:40,691 --> 00:47:42,025
[Hightower]
Man, what the hell?
1081
00:47:42,067 --> 00:47:44,194
You fuck!
I told you
1082
00:47:44,236 --> 00:47:46,530
don't let Billie Eilish
drive the car!
1083
00:47:51,660 --> 00:47:53,620
Mommy'll be right up, baby.
1084
00:48:00,586 --> 00:48:02,796
Rough day?
1085
00:48:04,172 --> 00:48:06,133
I didn't expect you
to be here.
1086
00:48:06,174 --> 00:48:09,428
No, I wasn't.
I left.
1087
00:48:09,469 --> 00:48:11,930
But then I came back,
because I thought
1088
00:48:11,972 --> 00:48:15,017
I should tell you to your face
how big of a bitch you are.
1089
00:48:17,853 --> 00:48:20,355
Mission accomplished.
1090
00:48:23,150 --> 00:48:27,362
You know, we both said
some things we shouldn't have.
1091
00:48:27,404 --> 00:48:29,740
But I'm open
to talking it out.
1092
00:48:32,075 --> 00:48:34,244
I'm not.
1093
00:48:34,286 --> 00:48:36,371
What do you mean?
1094
00:48:36,413 --> 00:48:39,875
I don't think I could be
with a person like you, Sandy.
1095
00:48:39,917 --> 00:48:42,085
A person like me.
Wow.
1096
00:48:42,127 --> 00:48:44,046
You left your kid.
1097
00:48:46,548 --> 00:48:49,343
So what did you do last night
and then again all day today?
1098
00:48:49,384 --> 00:48:51,345
-Is that not the same, or--
-I blew off some steam
1099
00:48:51,386 --> 00:48:52,846
for less than a day.
1100
00:48:52,888 --> 00:48:54,848
And it sucked,
and now I'm back.
1101
00:48:54,890 --> 00:48:56,391
With my kid.
1102
00:48:56,433 --> 00:48:58,560
Can you say the same
about you and Prince?
1103
00:48:58,602 --> 00:49:01,104
No, that is not fair.
I told you why I left Prince.
1104
00:49:01,146 --> 00:49:02,606
-I was 15 years old.
-Oh, my God.
1105
00:49:02,648 --> 00:49:04,816
I've heard
all of your excuses, Sandy,
1106
00:49:04,858 --> 00:49:07,277
and they sound great
coming out of your mouth.
1107
00:49:07,319 --> 00:49:09,279
But at the end of the day,
1108
00:49:09,321 --> 00:49:12,115
you walked out on somebody
that needed you.
1109
00:49:12,157 --> 00:49:15,035
I've got my entire family
trying to leave me.
1110
00:49:15,077 --> 00:49:17,704
I don't need to be worried
about you too.
1111
00:49:34,262 --> 00:49:36,473
You fucking...
1112
00:49:44,398 --> 00:49:46,483
You should see the scene
out there.
1113
00:49:46,525 --> 00:49:50,112
Some idiot drove his Ferrari
into a parked car.
1114
00:49:50,153 --> 00:49:53,073
What, she's not ready yet?
We're gonna miss our time slot.
1115
00:50:09,214 --> 00:50:11,341
-Is this dress too much?
-Excuse me?
1116
00:50:11,383 --> 00:50:13,510
-What's wrong with my dress?
Nothin'.
1117
00:50:15,012 --> 00:50:16,638
It's perfect.
1118
00:50:20,892 --> 00:50:22,853
Are we really doing this?
1119
00:50:22,894 --> 00:50:25,188
I think so.
1120
00:50:25,230 --> 00:50:27,607
Dominic!
No, honey,
1121
00:50:27,649 --> 00:50:30,694
look, that is for
after they get married.
1122
00:50:30,736 --> 00:50:33,196
Kay?
Oh, hey, hey, hey.
1123
00:50:33,238 --> 00:50:35,824
I think they're ready
for y'all.
1124
00:50:43,290 --> 00:50:44,875
Yes, sir, I'm ready.
1125
00:50:44,916 --> 00:50:47,210
Me too.
1126
00:50:47,252 --> 00:50:49,046
Dominic!
1127
00:50:49,087 --> 00:50:51,214
I'm gonna beat
your little ass--sit down!
1128
00:50:52,424 --> 00:50:53,884
Yes, sir.
1129
00:50:57,304 --> 00:50:59,056
We'll just check in on him
real quick,
1130
00:50:59,097 --> 00:51:00,557
and then we got to get
to Liam's school.
1131
00:51:00,599 --> 00:51:02,059
-We're already late.
-In and out, all right?
1132
00:51:02,100 --> 00:51:03,393
I promise.
1133
00:51:04,853 --> 00:51:06,730
Where's Terry?
1134
00:51:06,772 --> 00:51:09,733
Your father...
he's an evil man.
1135
00:51:09,775 --> 00:51:11,401
No shit.
What're you doin' out here?
1136
00:51:11,443 --> 00:51:13,153
I had to handle him
the same way
1137
00:51:13,195 --> 00:51:15,030
I handled Sister Cecilia.
1138
00:51:15,072 --> 00:51:16,406
Yeah, the slap to the back
of the head thing, right?
1139
00:51:16,448 --> 00:51:19,201
No.
-What? Like drugs?
1140
00:51:19,242 --> 00:51:21,161
-Fuckin' loves those.
No.
1141
00:51:21,203 --> 00:51:24,081
A return to sit at the feet
of our Lord and Savior
1142
00:51:24,122 --> 00:51:26,917
in death.
1143
00:51:26,958 --> 00:51:29,711
funky music
1144
00:51:31,588 --> 00:51:33,507
Sorry, did you just say death?
1145
00:51:49,397 --> 00:51:52,984
Okay, we'll now take a minute
to consider the suggestion
1146
00:51:53,026 --> 00:51:56,363
of Mahatma Gandhi
Academy of Peace.
1147
00:51:57,531 --> 00:51:59,157
What's up, buddy?
1148
00:51:59,199 --> 00:52:00,826
Where is everybody?
1149
00:52:00,867 --> 00:52:03,912
Fuck 'em.
What'd I miss?
1150
00:52:03,954 --> 00:52:05,622
They already rejected
1151
00:52:05,664 --> 00:52:06,998
Martin Luther King
Middle School
1152
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:09,292
because MLK was a womanizer.
1153
00:52:09,334 --> 00:52:10,877
Then they rejected
Barack Obama
1154
00:52:10,919 --> 00:52:13,547
because of his "use of drones
in the Middle East."
1155
00:52:13,588 --> 00:52:14,965
They even said no
to Michael Jordan.
1156
00:52:15,006 --> 00:52:16,383
Whoa, the GOAT?
1157
00:52:16,424 --> 00:52:18,802
His gambling sets
a bad example.
1158
00:52:18,844 --> 00:52:21,304
Tough crowd.
1159
00:52:21,346 --> 00:52:24,266
Hey, why's Frank
sittin' over there?
1160
00:52:24,307 --> 00:52:26,393
Said if I'm not with him,
I'm against him.
1161
00:52:26,434 --> 00:52:28,145
I guess we're enemies.
1162
00:52:28,186 --> 00:52:30,814
Unfortunately, I don't
think we can further consider
1163
00:52:30,856 --> 00:52:33,567
Mahatma Gandhi Academy
of Peace.
1164
00:52:33,608 --> 00:52:35,402
We've been made aware of
1165
00:52:35,443 --> 00:52:37,487
some problematic
century-old comments
1166
00:52:37,529 --> 00:52:40,323
Mr. Gandhi made
about Black Africans.
1167
00:52:40,365 --> 00:52:43,326
They're...disqualifying.
1168
00:52:43,368 --> 00:52:46,204
Up next to propose
a new name,
1169
00:52:46,246 --> 00:52:48,165
Francis Gallagher,
1170
00:52:48,206 --> 00:52:51,001
class of 1968.
1171
00:52:52,711 --> 00:52:56,715
Uh...thank you,
madam...president.
1172
00:52:56,756 --> 00:52:59,134
Thank you.
What I'd like to, uh,
1173
00:52:59,176 --> 00:53:02,179
to talk about today...
1174
00:53:02,220 --> 00:53:04,055
...is, um...
1175
00:53:06,349 --> 00:53:10,312
Obviously,
I'm here to address,
1176
00:53:10,353 --> 00:53:12,689
uh, t-the--uh...
1177
00:53:13,648 --> 00:53:16,401
I would like to address,
uh, the...
1178
00:53:18,820 --> 00:53:20,363
Uh...gimme a second.
1179
00:53:20,405 --> 00:53:23,450
It'll come to me.
1180
00:53:23,491 --> 00:53:26,161
I can't seem to remember
what I had to say.
1181
00:53:26,203 --> 00:53:27,704
Um, I don't think...
1182
00:53:30,749 --> 00:53:33,126
Memory's funny, isn't it?
It's like...
1183
00:53:33,168 --> 00:53:34,669
sand through your fingers.
1184
00:53:34,711 --> 00:53:37,714
Sometimes you can grab it,
and sometimes...
1185
00:53:39,090 --> 00:53:42,052
That damn fragile thing,
it's...
1186
00:53:45,096 --> 00:53:47,474
...all that'll be left of us.
1187
00:53:47,515 --> 00:53:49,726
All of us, at some point...
1188
00:53:52,103 --> 00:53:55,106
Just a memory.
1189
00:53:55,148 --> 00:53:58,276
And let me tell ya,
if you haven't made a mark,
1190
00:53:58,318 --> 00:54:02,572
now, while you're kickin'...
1191
00:54:02,614 --> 00:54:04,783
you don't even get that.
1192
00:54:06,368 --> 00:54:08,495
Uh...
1193
00:54:08,536 --> 00:54:09,788
uh...
1194
00:54:18,713 --> 00:54:20,590
Johnny?
1195
00:54:22,050 --> 00:54:24,511
Johnny Wisneiwski?
1196
00:54:24,552 --> 00:54:26,012
Hey!
1197
00:54:26,054 --> 00:54:28,431
Why don't you show everybody
your little baby dick?
1198
00:54:28,473 --> 00:54:29,849
-[laughter]
-Come on!
1199
00:54:29,891 --> 00:54:32,018
I-I know the rest of the team
1200
00:54:32,060 --> 00:54:34,354
would really get
a kick outta that, huh?
1201
00:54:34,396 --> 00:54:36,773
I tell you what I'm gonna do.
I'll go first.
1202
00:54:36,815 --> 00:54:38,858
-Okay? Come on, Johnny.
1203
00:54:38,900 --> 00:54:40,944
Mr. Gallagher--
Hey, hey, back up!
1204
00:54:40,986 --> 00:54:43,113
That's my dad, asshole!
CPD!
1205
00:54:47,158 --> 00:54:49,119
What'd Frank do
this time?
1206
00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:51,079
He really lost it today.
1207
00:54:51,121 --> 00:54:53,957
Stripped naked at Liam's school
in front of a bunch of kids.
1208
00:54:53,999 --> 00:54:56,251
Only thing I could do to
prevent him from going to jail
1209
00:54:56,293 --> 00:54:58,628
was badging everyone there,
taking him to the ER.
1210
00:54:58,670 --> 00:55:00,797
He's still getting
evaluated.
1211
00:55:00,839 --> 00:55:02,507
Debs, you okay?
1212
00:55:02,549 --> 00:55:05,135
I've had a day.
1213
00:55:06,511 --> 00:55:08,847
Yeah.
Yeah.
1214
00:55:08,888 --> 00:55:10,807
I guess
that makes all of us.
1215
00:55:10,849 --> 00:55:13,727
A nun killed Mickey's dad.
1216
00:55:13,768 --> 00:55:16,438
Terry's dead?
1217
00:55:16,479 --> 00:55:18,106
As a doornail.
1218
00:55:18,148 --> 00:55:20,317
Damn! A nun?
1219
00:55:20,358 --> 00:55:24,863
God really does work in
mysterious ways, doesn't she?
1220
00:55:25,947 --> 00:55:28,325
Hey, sorry I missed your thing.
1221
00:55:28,366 --> 00:55:30,827
Terry's dying kinda threw
a wrench in our schedule.
1222
00:55:30,869 --> 00:55:34,497
-How'd it go?
-I think I did all right.
1223
00:55:35,373 --> 00:55:36,666
-Whoa!
-Hey!
1224
00:55:36,708 --> 00:55:38,084
-Shit, man!
-Nice!
1225
00:55:38,126 --> 00:55:40,003
What name did ya
end up pitching?
1226
00:55:40,045 --> 00:55:41,921
Well, when I realized
they had a problem
1227
00:55:41,963 --> 00:55:44,841
with every famous person's name
that anybody suggested,
1228
00:55:44,883 --> 00:55:46,843
I just thought
I'll play it safe,
1229
00:55:46,885 --> 00:55:49,846
so from now on, it's just gonna
be called The Middle School.
1230
00:55:49,888 --> 00:55:51,973
Nice one, man.
1231
00:55:52,015 --> 00:55:53,266
Hi.
1232
00:55:56,019 --> 00:55:57,437
What's going on?
1233
00:55:57,479 --> 00:55:59,105
-Where's Brad?
-Locked in the car.
1234
00:55:59,147 --> 00:56:00,940
Handcuffed to the door.
He's calmed down,
1235
00:56:00,982 --> 00:56:03,526
but he is a ticking bomb.
We gotta do something
1236
00:56:03,568 --> 00:56:05,987
-before he goes to the cops.
1237
00:56:06,029 --> 00:56:09,407
Okay, so all
of Mr. Gallagher's behavior
1238
00:56:09,449 --> 00:56:11,368
can be explained by
his previous diagnosis.
1239
00:56:11,409 --> 00:56:13,328
We didn't find evidence
of anything new.
1240
00:56:13,370 --> 00:56:14,829
Sorry,
his-his previous diagnosis?
1241
00:56:14,871 --> 00:56:17,165
Well, we treated Mr. Gallagher
three weeks ago,
1242
00:56:17,207 --> 00:56:19,751
did a neurological assessment,
and arrived at a diagnosis
1243
00:56:19,793 --> 00:56:22,379
of alcoholic dementia.
1244
00:56:24,130 --> 00:56:26,925
I'm...sorry. I thought
he would have told you by now.
1245
00:56:26,966 --> 00:56:28,218
I'm sure I mentioned it.
1246
00:56:28,259 --> 00:56:31,221
No.
You didn't.
1247
00:56:31,262 --> 00:56:33,473
I'm sorry.
What is alcoholic dementia?
1248
00:56:33,515 --> 00:56:36,184
Basically, he pickled his brain
with decades of drinking,
1249
00:56:36,226 --> 00:56:38,103
and now his mind
is calling it quits.
1250
00:56:38,144 --> 00:56:40,980
It involves significant
impairments of memory
1251
00:56:41,022 --> 00:56:43,358
and other cognitive functions.
1252
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:45,652
Were you aware that your father
is an alcoholic?
1253
00:56:45,693 --> 00:56:49,364
There's been
some evidence of that, yeah.
1254
00:56:49,406 --> 00:56:51,408
Some days will be good,
and some will be bad.
1255
00:56:51,449 --> 00:56:52,742
Very bad.
1256
00:56:52,784 --> 00:56:55,328
It won't be
a linear progression.
1257
00:56:55,370 --> 00:56:57,664
You have to be prepared
to go along for the ride.
1258
00:56:57,705 --> 00:56:59,499
And try not to contradict him.
1259
00:56:59,541 --> 00:57:02,335
That leads to confusion
and anger.
1260
00:57:02,377 --> 00:57:04,170
Excuse me.
1261
00:57:08,508 --> 00:57:10,510
What are we doin'
in the hospital?
1262
00:57:10,552 --> 00:57:12,178
One of you have another kid?
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No, you-you've got dementia.
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From bein' a drunk, Frank.
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