1 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:07,841 Oh, hey. Look, I can't tell you 2 00:00:07,882 --> 00:00:09,426 what happened last week on Shameless. 3 00:00:09,467 --> 00:00:10,844 I'm dealing with a bit of a plumbing issue. 4 00:00:10,885 --> 00:00:13,513 -[liquid bubbling] - Fuck! 5 00:00:13,555 --> 00:00:16,266 Debbie! Hey, get up here, all right? 6 00:00:16,307 --> 00:00:17,892 Franny tried to flush a Care Bear 7 00:00:17,934 --> 00:00:19,769 down the toilet again. 8 00:00:20,895 --> 00:00:22,397 Dementia? 9 00:00:22,439 --> 00:00:25,191 Motherfucker! 10 00:00:25,233 --> 00:00:29,154 How did I get here? Fiona? Lip? 11 00:00:29,195 --> 00:00:30,530 [Mickey] Terry's coming home today. 12 00:00:30,572 --> 00:00:32,032 [Ian] They sending him home with a nurse 13 00:00:32,073 --> 00:00:33,366 -or something at least? -I don't think so. 14 00:00:33,408 --> 00:00:35,410 Can I help? 15 00:00:35,452 --> 00:00:36,870 My mom's moving to Louisville. 16 00:00:36,911 --> 00:00:39,372 She says there's no community here for her anymore. 17 00:00:39,414 --> 00:00:42,375 I just wanna crawl into bed and cry myself to sleep. 18 00:00:42,417 --> 00:00:44,044 [Lip] Look, we sell the stuff from Born Free, 19 00:00:44,085 --> 00:00:46,004 -that'll carry us for a while. -Can't use my garage. 20 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:47,422 Yeah, we couldn't use that anyway. 21 00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:48,923 You know, it's the first place cops would look. 22 00:00:48,965 --> 00:00:50,258 -The cops? -Yeah, they might come 23 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:51,718 pokin' around. 24 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:53,136 Hey, did you hear Born Free 25 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:55,638 -got broken into last-- -[Lip] Brad and I broke in. 26 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:57,098 I just--I needed to do something. 27 00:00:57,140 --> 00:00:58,641 And if you get caught and go to jail, 28 00:00:58,683 --> 00:01:00,643 what is that gonna fix? 29 00:01:00,685 --> 00:01:02,729 [Debbie] So why didn't you tell me you abandoned a kid? 30 00:01:02,771 --> 00:01:04,314 You ran out on people who needed you 31 00:01:04,355 --> 00:01:06,232 because you wanted to go do your own shit. 32 00:01:06,274 --> 00:01:09,402 You are piling all your abandonment issues on me. 33 00:01:09,444 --> 00:01:10,904 Monica ran out on you, 34 00:01:10,945 --> 00:01:13,198 and now the rest of them wanna run out on you too. 35 00:01:13,239 --> 00:01:14,407 Fuck! 36 00:01:14,449 --> 00:01:15,575 What the fuck are you doing? 37 00:01:15,617 --> 00:01:17,077 -We're selling! -No! 38 00:01:17,118 --> 00:01:18,703 39 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:19,996 Does Philip Gallagher live here? 40 00:01:20,038 --> 00:01:21,247 He's inside. Just be careful. 41 00:01:21,289 --> 00:01:23,750 He's got a sledgehammer. 42 00:01:31,841 --> 00:01:33,885 rock music 43 00:01:38,807 --> 00:01:42,102 Think of all the luck you got 44 00:01:42,143 --> 00:01:45,146 Know that it's not for naught 45 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:48,608 You were beaming once before 46 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:52,946 But it's not like that anymore 47 00:01:52,987 --> 00:01:56,116 What is this downside 48 00:01:56,157 --> 00:01:59,786 That you speak of? 49 00:01:59,828 --> 00:02:01,746 What is this feeling 50 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:04,541 You're so sure of? 51 00:02:13,007 --> 00:02:16,761 Round up the friends you got 52 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:19,597 Know that they're not for naught 53 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:23,101 You were willing once before 54 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:27,272 But it's not like that anymore 55 00:02:27,313 --> 00:02:30,441 What is this downside 56 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:33,987 That you speak of? 57 00:02:34,028 --> 00:02:36,447 What is this feeling 58 00:02:36,489 --> 00:02:39,659 You're so sure of? 59 00:02:48,877 --> 00:02:50,503 Psst! 60 00:02:50,545 --> 00:02:52,672 Psst! 61 00:02:52,714 --> 00:02:54,174 Hey! 62 00:02:54,215 --> 00:02:56,050 Psst! Psst! 63 00:02:56,092 --> 00:02:58,636 [detainee] You wanna watch me jerk off? 64 00:02:58,678 --> 00:03:00,138 Thanks, but fuck no. 65 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:01,639 66 00:03:02,807 --> 00:03:04,976 Hey, you got any updates on what's goin' on? 67 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:06,644 When the detectives are ready for you, 68 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:08,188 -they'll let ya know. -All right, could I get 69 00:03:08,229 --> 00:03:09,647 -a sandwich or somethin'? -Legally don't gotta provide 70 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:11,191 any food, 'cause legally you're not under arrest. 71 00:03:11,232 --> 00:03:13,151 All right, so legally, I can just go. 72 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:15,278 Sure, but you try to leave, they probably will arrest you 73 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:17,822 and bring you right back in. 74 00:03:20,408 --> 00:03:23,578 Psst! 75 00:03:24,162 --> 00:03:26,831 -Is Lip okay? Ah, he'll be all right. 76 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:28,833 It's not his first time getting questioned. 77 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:30,335 He can handle an interrogation. 78 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:32,378 You can't just use your cop "get outta jail free" card? 79 00:03:32,420 --> 00:03:33,880 When I get in, I'm gonna try to 80 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:35,048 grease the wheels of justice. 81 00:03:35,089 --> 00:03:37,383 Do we have any triple-A batteries? 82 00:03:37,425 --> 00:03:39,010 That's a big hole. 83 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:41,429 Coulda just said he wanted to renovate. 84 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:43,056 Your brother's a fuckin' drama queen, man. 85 00:03:43,097 --> 00:03:44,766 Hey, scarf that shit down. I wanna go check on Terry. 86 00:03:44,807 --> 00:03:46,768 We have a lotta pick-ups today. I don't know if we have time. 87 00:03:46,809 --> 00:03:49,354 We would if you stopped yappin' and started eatin'. 88 00:03:49,395 --> 00:03:50,855 You guys remember I have a thing after school, right? 89 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:51,856 Yeah, of course. 90 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:53,233 Wouldn't miss it, buddy. 91 00:03:53,274 --> 00:03:56,194 What thing? Don't ya want your dad there, 92 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:58,404 -cheerin' you on? -Mm...not really. 93 00:03:58,446 --> 00:04:00,240 Well, what is it, anyway? 94 00:04:00,281 --> 00:04:02,075 A contest to pick a new name for my school. 95 00:04:02,116 --> 00:04:03,952 The winner gets a free iPad. 96 00:04:03,993 --> 00:04:05,662 Why does your school need a new name? 97 00:04:05,703 --> 00:04:08,248 'Cause it's named after Dennis Hastert. 98 00:04:08,289 --> 00:04:10,124 Fuck is Dennis Hastert? 99 00:04:10,166 --> 00:04:13,336 Former speaker of the House of Representative. 100 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:15,380 -Native Chicagoan. -And a child molester. 101 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:17,507 He's canceled. 102 00:04:17,548 --> 00:04:20,385 Canceled? You can't cancel history. 103 00:04:20,426 --> 00:04:22,428 It's already happened. 104 00:04:22,470 --> 00:04:24,764 Political correctness is gonna kill this country. 105 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:26,432 He diddled kids. 106 00:04:26,474 --> 00:04:28,226 Uh, beside the point. 107 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:31,187 We can't be applying today's sexual standards 108 00:04:31,229 --> 00:04:33,773 to...molesters of yesteryear. 109 00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:35,275 Molesting used to be okay? 110 00:04:35,316 --> 00:04:37,443 Dennis Hastert brought a lotta federal dollars 111 00:04:37,485 --> 00:04:38,945 to Illinois. 112 00:04:38,987 --> 00:04:40,613 I don't think I can just stand by 113 00:04:40,655 --> 00:04:43,283 while the PC police erase his legacy. 114 00:04:43,324 --> 00:04:46,077 This is the hill you wanna die on, Frank? 115 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:48,162 -Defending a pedo? Defending tradition, 116 00:04:48,204 --> 00:04:50,623 defending our shared history? Yeah. 117 00:04:50,665 --> 00:04:52,667 I'll die on this hill. 118 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:55,169 This is a hill we all should die on together. 119 00:04:55,211 --> 00:04:57,130 Come on. Hey, let's go. 120 00:04:57,171 --> 00:04:59,132 I wanna make sure they're takin' care of fuckin' Terry 121 00:04:59,173 --> 00:05:01,009 over there. 122 00:05:01,050 --> 00:05:03,011 That one has an Uber coming for him in ten, 123 00:05:03,052 --> 00:05:05,221 and that one isn't my problem. 124 00:05:05,263 --> 00:05:07,181 Where's Debbie? -Since when am I in charge 125 00:05:07,223 --> 00:05:08,975 of keeping track of Debbie? 126 00:05:09,017 --> 00:05:10,226 Aren't you in, like, a committed 127 00:05:10,268 --> 00:05:11,561 lesbian scissoring thing? 128 00:05:11,602 --> 00:05:13,271 You mean a relationship? 129 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,565 I don't know. We never defined it. 130 00:05:15,606 --> 00:05:18,151 But, uh, since she didn't come home last night, I guess not. 131 00:05:18,192 --> 00:05:20,153 What are supposed to do with Franny? 132 00:05:20,194 --> 00:05:22,280 -We gotta get to work. -She's not my fucking problem. 133 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:25,408 None of this shit is, your sister included. 134 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:27,577 -[door slams] Okay, come on, Franny. 135 00:05:27,618 --> 00:05:29,829 I will drop you off at school on my way to work. 136 00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:31,914 Okay, hey, uh, let me know 137 00:05:31,956 --> 00:05:33,624 when you find out about Lip, all right? 138 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:35,335 Yeah. 139 00:05:35,376 --> 00:05:37,837 Uh, what's that guy doing? 140 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:41,424 upbeat music 141 00:05:41,466 --> 00:05:44,135 This goddamn thing doesn't work! 142 00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:48,389 -Shit! 143 00:05:50,308 --> 00:05:52,810 Mm-- All right, my love, 144 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:54,645 I let ya sleep in. I even turned a blind eye 145 00:05:54,687 --> 00:05:56,314 when you moved from the bed to the couch 146 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:57,815 and slept some more. 147 00:05:57,857 --> 00:05:59,901 But now it's time to carpet denim. 148 00:05:59,942 --> 00:06:02,320 What? -Carpet denim. 149 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:03,529 It's Latin for wake up! 150 00:06:03,571 --> 00:06:06,532 Oh, I just wanna sleep. Please. 151 00:06:08,284 --> 00:06:09,535 You wanna talk about it? 152 00:06:09,577 --> 00:06:11,913 My mama's moving. She's abandoning us. 153 00:06:11,954 --> 00:06:14,499 -What's there to talk about? -Oh, we can go visit 154 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:16,042 for holidays and stuff. 155 00:06:16,084 --> 00:06:18,211 Who doesn't wanna spend Christmas in Kentucky? 156 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:21,422 V, if you don't get up, 157 00:06:21,464 --> 00:06:23,216 we're gonna be late opening the Alibi. 158 00:06:23,257 --> 00:06:25,009 -Who cares? -What about the girls? 159 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:26,552 We gotta get them ready-- you don't want me 160 00:06:26,594 --> 00:06:28,638 -doing their hair, do you? -Who cares? 161 00:06:28,679 --> 00:06:30,640 V, you're the one who always says 162 00:06:30,681 --> 00:06:32,517 that a white woman can take her daughter to school 163 00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:34,811 lookin' any old way, but if a Black woman does it, 164 00:06:34,852 --> 00:06:36,562 people start to question whether she's a fit mother-- 165 00:06:36,604 --> 00:06:37,814 Go away! 166 00:06:37,855 --> 00:06:40,149 Is there anything I can do to get you up? 167 00:06:40,191 --> 00:06:41,901 -Okay, fine. -Oh. 168 00:06:41,943 --> 00:06:43,903 I'm up. -Okay, great! 169 00:06:43,945 --> 00:06:46,155 I'm goin' back upstairs and gettin' into bed. 170 00:06:46,197 --> 00:06:48,324 You keep botherin' me, I'ma stab your ass. 171 00:06:48,366 --> 00:06:49,992 Watch. 172 00:06:53,955 --> 00:06:55,331 How'd you sleep? 173 00:06:55,373 --> 00:06:57,500 Not great. 174 00:06:57,542 --> 00:07:00,044 Seriously, who the fuck do they think they are? 175 00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:01,879 I'm sorry, I don't know who we're talking about. 176 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:04,424 My family. Sandy, her... 177 00:07:04,465 --> 00:07:06,884 fucking husband, and her secret child. 178 00:07:08,302 --> 00:07:09,804 Thanks for letting me crash, by the way. 179 00:07:09,846 --> 00:07:11,806 Feel bad I put you outta your bed. 180 00:07:11,848 --> 00:07:15,393 -Couch is pretty comfortable. -I mean, we could have shared. 181 00:07:16,060 --> 00:07:18,396 Under normal circumstances, I would have loved that. 182 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:20,189 But I can tell you're pretty emotional, 183 00:07:20,231 --> 00:07:22,733 and I didn't wanna take advantage. 184 00:07:32,994 --> 00:07:34,579 You got plans today? 185 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:35,872 [Calista] Work. 186 00:07:35,913 --> 00:07:38,291 -Too bad. But... 187 00:07:38,332 --> 00:07:40,793 I'm the boss. You wanna come? 188 00:07:44,422 --> 00:07:47,133 See, I was at home with my lady and my kid. 189 00:07:47,175 --> 00:07:49,135 All right? She'll vouch for me. 190 00:07:49,177 --> 00:07:50,803 The kid, he can't talk yet, but if he could, 191 00:07:50,845 --> 00:07:52,972 he'd say Daddy was home all night. 192 00:07:53,014 --> 00:07:54,765 We have your juvenile arrest records, 193 00:07:54,807 --> 00:07:56,476 okay? 194 00:07:56,517 --> 00:07:58,811 So you can drop the choir boy act. 195 00:07:58,853 --> 00:08:00,855 No, you see, tha-that's the old me, all right? 196 00:08:00,897 --> 00:08:03,816 I'm reformed now. I'm sober, even. 197 00:08:03,858 --> 00:08:06,068 You know, I'm not sayin' I'm a saint but, uh, 198 00:08:06,110 --> 00:08:07,904 I'm a family man, makin' an honest living. 199 00:08:07,945 --> 00:08:09,322 Okay, asshole, 200 00:08:09,363 --> 00:08:11,240 we know that you were involved with the robbery, 201 00:08:11,282 --> 00:08:13,618 so you can either cooperate, or we can make you cooperate. 202 00:08:13,659 --> 00:08:15,536 All right, first of all, if you knew I was involved 203 00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:17,163 in the robbery, I'd be in cuffs right now, 204 00:08:17,205 --> 00:08:19,040 and second of all, I am cooperating. 205 00:08:19,081 --> 00:08:21,292 What am I doing if I'm not cooperating? 206 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:23,669 Look, make it easy on yourself. 207 00:08:23,711 --> 00:08:26,255 Tell us where the bikes are, who helped you, 208 00:08:26,297 --> 00:08:30,092 and maybe we can recommend you avoid doin' real time. 209 00:08:30,134 --> 00:08:32,887 punchy music 210 00:08:36,682 --> 00:08:38,726 Hey, can I go? 211 00:08:56,494 --> 00:08:59,622 Oh, motherfucker, when's the last time that got changed? 212 00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:01,123 Fuck do I know? I can't see it. 213 00:09:01,165 --> 00:09:03,042 -You can smell it, though. -We don't have time for this. 214 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:04,669 We're behind schedule, and we have to wrap up early 215 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:06,963 for Liam's thing. Mickey-- 216 00:09:08,047 --> 00:09:10,591 What the fuck are you-- Hey, get-- 217 00:09:12,051 --> 00:09:14,303 Come on, man. 218 00:09:14,345 --> 00:09:16,055 Aah. What the hell, Mick? 219 00:09:16,097 --> 00:09:18,266 Terry duty, asshole. Get up! 220 00:09:18,307 --> 00:09:20,768 Naw, no way, man. I took care of him on Tuesday. 221 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:22,562 -It's not my turn-- -Empty his shit bag, 222 00:09:22,603 --> 00:09:25,523 or I empty your skull-- your choice. 223 00:09:29,193 --> 00:09:30,987 Uh, hey, could you look up something 224 00:09:31,028 --> 00:09:32,697 related to a recent arrest for me? 225 00:09:32,738 --> 00:09:34,282 Sure. What's the name of the perp? 226 00:09:34,323 --> 00:09:36,242 Um ...ilip Gallagher. 227 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:39,996 Rookie, are you really asking me 228 00:09:40,037 --> 00:09:42,206 to break every protocol in the book so you can 229 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:44,250 potentially interfere with an ongoing investigation 230 00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:47,086 involving one of your family members? 231 00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:49,255 Uh... 232 00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:50,506 I'm fuckin' with you. 233 00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:52,758 I misuse this system all the time. 234 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:54,093 One of the perks of the job. 235 00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:57,054 G-A-L-L-A 236 00:09:57,096 --> 00:10:00,016 G-H-E-R. 237 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,185 Hmm. No arrest yet, 238 00:10:03,227 --> 00:10:05,605 but they are seeking a warrant for his house. 239 00:10:05,646 --> 00:10:07,273 Just waitin' on a judge's signature. 240 00:10:07,315 --> 00:10:08,858 Shit. 241 00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:11,736 Gallagher. -Ah, ma'am. 242 00:10:11,777 --> 00:10:13,696 Do you know who my new training officer's gonna be? 243 00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:15,364 Training officer? 244 00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:17,116 That's not gonna happen. 245 00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:19,452 No one wants to work with you on account of the Carl Curse. 246 00:10:19,493 --> 00:10:20,453 Ma'am? 247 00:10:20,494 --> 00:10:22,663 The Carl Curse. 248 00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:24,957 Everyone who trained you ends up injured. 249 00:10:24,999 --> 00:10:27,460 You ever heard of a lucky rabbit's foot? 250 00:10:27,501 --> 00:10:28,586 Yeah. 251 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:29,920 You're the opposite of that. 252 00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:32,131 Now, not all bad news. 253 00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:34,800 -I got you a new assignment. -What is it? 254 00:10:34,842 --> 00:10:36,802 They just walked in. 255 00:10:36,844 --> 00:10:38,971 - exciting music -Take off that uni 256 00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:40,640 and meet us outside. 257 00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:42,350 You're with Vice now. 258 00:10:42,391 --> 00:10:43,684 Hell, yeah! 259 00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:46,187 God, how cool are they? 260 00:10:47,688 --> 00:10:49,940 -Damn it. 261 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:54,320 Oh, shit. Bad word! 262 00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:57,990 I'm sorry, girls--I just got an email from the Man. 263 00:10:58,032 --> 00:10:59,867 What do you think-- taxes, jury duty? 264 00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:01,410 Unpaid parking tickets? 265 00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:03,829 -Maybe it's a pizza party. Life lesson. 266 00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:05,831 Emails from the government are never awesome. 267 00:11:05,873 --> 00:11:07,667 They always suck. 268 00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:09,835 Here goes. 269 00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:12,672 Is it a pizza party? 270 00:11:12,713 --> 00:11:14,173 Even better. 271 00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:15,966 A surprise for Mommy. 272 00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:17,510 Come on. 273 00:11:17,551 --> 00:11:20,429 mellow funk music 274 00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:30,356 Shit. 275 00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:32,358 Shit! 276 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:33,609 Fuck. 277 00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:37,196 Tami, hey, it's Lip. 278 00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:38,364 We got a big fuckin' problem, all right? 279 00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:39,532 Carl just told me that, um... 280 00:11:39,573 --> 00:11:41,158 Can you believe it? 281 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,494 Uh...you know what? Never mind. 282 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,037 I'll just, uh... I'll see ya at home. 283 00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:47,873 All right? Bye. 284 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:50,876 [Calista] We're just goin' to my bar. 285 00:11:50,918 --> 00:11:53,003 You can wear what you already have on. 286 00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:55,005 I wore this yesterday. 287 00:11:56,757 --> 00:11:58,342 If you don't like anything I have... 288 00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:01,053 No! It's not that, I just-- I don't know. 289 00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:02,555 I wanna dress up a little. 290 00:12:02,596 --> 00:12:04,056 Always makes me feel better, 291 00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:05,850 which could definitely help right now, 292 00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:07,518 considering my mood borders on... 293 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:08,853 homicidal rage. 294 00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:10,062 You wanna talk about it? 295 00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:11,147 What's to talk about? 296 00:12:11,188 --> 00:12:12,648 My life might be a dumpster fire, 297 00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:15,484 but it doesn't mean I can't look good. 298 00:12:15,526 --> 00:12:18,070 Hey, what's this? 299 00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:20,906 It's my ex, Haley's, old stuff. 300 00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:22,491 Cute 301 00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:24,368 Can I borrow some of it? 302 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:26,203 Sure. 303 00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:27,747 Sweet. 304 00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:29,999 rock music 305 00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:36,297 funky music 306 00:12:36,338 --> 00:12:38,466 These are yours? 307 00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:40,926 Sure does look like it. Get in. 308 00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:42,595 Can I drive? 309 00:12:42,636 --> 00:12:44,138 No. 310 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:45,639 Hey, can you at least tell me what we're doin'? 311 00:12:45,681 --> 00:12:48,601 - Dah dah dah 312 00:12:48,642 --> 00:12:51,270 Dah dah dah 313 00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:54,565 Dah dah dah 314 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:58,152 Dah dah-dah 315 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:06,619 -Hey, you're up. -Headed to my mom's. 316 00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:08,704 -Why? -I'm gonna help her pack. 317 00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:10,581 Oh. You feelin' better about her movin'? 318 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:13,292 Uh, no. I'm gonna go steal the keys to her U-Haul. 319 00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:14,627 Really? 320 00:13:14,668 --> 00:13:16,253 I should. 321 00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:19,924 But I decided to be a supportive daughter instead. 322 00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:23,135 Gonna approach her leaving with a positive attitude. 323 00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:24,470 Oh, positive. 324 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:26,263 Yes, asshole. 325 00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:28,474 Positive, mature. A ray of fucking sunshine. 326 00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:29,725 Why shouldn't I be? 327 00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:31,143 My mom's moving halfway across the world. 328 00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:33,229 -Kentucky's not that far. -Bye, Kev. 329 00:13:33,270 --> 00:13:35,564 Well, I was hoping we could spend the afternoon together. 330 00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:37,441 I have the rest of my miserable life to spend with you. 331 00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:39,735 -My mom leaves in two days. -What time ya comin' back? 332 00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:41,946 When I feel like it! 333 00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:44,782 Askin' so many damn questions. 334 00:13:45,866 --> 00:13:48,202 But why now? 335 00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:50,996 He touched those boys decades ago. 336 00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:55,167 Doesn't cancel culture have a statute of limitations? 337 00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:58,629 Mr. Gallagher, Dennis Hastert no longer reflects our values. 338 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,047 The hell he doesn't! 339 00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:01,674 He was speaker of the House, 340 00:14:01,715 --> 00:14:03,509 third in line for the presidency. 341 00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:05,970 He was a wrestling coach! 342 00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:09,348 How else are wrestling coaches supposed to demonstrate holds 343 00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:12,726 if they don't... grope some boys? 344 00:14:12,768 --> 00:14:15,813 -Context matters. -Please keep your voice down. 345 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:18,524 Can I go to class? -Yes. 346 00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:21,443 And... w-why are you 347 00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:23,946 leaving it to the kids? Kids are stupid. 348 00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,614 The school board wanted the children 349 00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:27,867 to feel ownership and pride in the new name. 350 00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:30,369 That's why the contest has been limited to current students 351 00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:33,205 and alumni. 352 00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:34,540 Alumni? 353 00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:36,458 I'm an alumnus! 354 00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:38,335 You are? Hell, yes! 355 00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:40,754 Back when it was still J. Edgar Hoover. 356 00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:43,883 Go, Feds. 357 00:14:43,924 --> 00:14:45,885 No, fuck you! F-- 358 00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:48,721 Tough talk on the other end of a phone, bitch. 359 00:14:48,762 --> 00:14:50,723 No, no, no, no--Michigan, fuckin' China. 360 00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:51,765 It doesn't matter where you hide out. 361 00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:53,392 I am gonna hunt you down. 362 00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:55,603 I'm gonna empty Terry's shit bag in your fuckin' mouth, 363 00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:57,062 you piece of shit! 364 00:14:57,104 --> 00:14:58,606 Cousin Joey? 365 00:14:58,647 --> 00:15:00,566 Dickhead just decided to run off. 366 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:02,776 Hidin' out with one of his scumbag friends in Michigan, 367 00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:04,320 all so he can avoid taking care of Terry. 368 00:15:04,361 --> 00:15:05,738 Fuckin' believe that? 369 00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:07,489 I mean, it is Terry. 370 00:15:07,531 --> 00:15:09,742 Obviously, we can't rely on family for this. 371 00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:11,577 We're gonna have to hire someone to do it. 372 00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,621 Like with money? 373 00:15:13,662 --> 00:15:16,040 Yeah, get one of those house nurses or whatever. 374 00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:18,167 You wanna hire a nurse? 375 00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:19,793 I thought we were saving up for our own place. 376 00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:21,503 Well, shit shifted. 377 00:15:21,545 --> 00:15:24,048 Shit shifted to Terry. 378 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:27,551 I have to worry about you? The whole loyalty department? 379 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:29,094 What? 380 00:15:29,136 --> 00:15:30,888 Yeah, when I'm too old to wipe my own ass, 381 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,765 you're gonna be over there counting fuckin' pennies, 382 00:15:32,806 --> 00:15:34,391 decidin' whether or not you can take care of me? 383 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,352 -That's different. -Family's family. 384 00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:40,940 Fine. We'll find a fucking nurse. 385 00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:43,525 [Ian, under breath] Wipe your ass. 386 00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:47,947 Ah. I'll go for another. 387 00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:52,117 Hey, it's five o'clock somewhere. 388 00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:53,911 Ha. 389 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,246 Anyone at home wondering where you might be all day? 390 00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:58,499 Trust me, they don't give a shit. 391 00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:01,543 Hey, guys. 392 00:16:01,585 --> 00:16:04,088 Uh, sit anywhere you like. I'll be right with you. 393 00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:07,675 You boys celebrating something? 394 00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:09,718 Uh...we're taking an extended 395 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,553 and hopefully very boozy lunch break 396 00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:14,014 so we can commemorate the day this ugly bastard was born. 397 00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:17,434 That's so nice. 398 00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:18,894 How 'bout some shots on the house? 399 00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:21,772 On the house? No. 400 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:25,025 I can do Happy Hour price in honor of the birthday boy. 401 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,610 Will you two do a shot with us? 402 00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,404 I'm on the clock. 403 00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:29,822 Red? 404 00:16:29,863 --> 00:16:32,324 Pour 'em up. 405 00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:39,415 Tam! 406 00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:41,500 Yo, we gotta clear out the boxes! 407 00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:47,297 [Jones] Police. Open up! 408 00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:56,765 All right, all right, all right! 409 00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:58,017 Philip Gallagher, we have a warrant 410 00:16:58,058 --> 00:16:59,685 to search the premises. 411 00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,812 Yeah, well, come on in. 412 00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:08,110 You know, if I was a lifetime criminal 413 00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:10,529 motorcycle mechanic who just stole 414 00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:12,072 a shitload of motorcycles, 415 00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:14,658 I might just be dumb enough 416 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,827 to keep them in the most obvious place. 417 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,163 Where's your garage? 418 00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:44,688 Well, shit, 419 00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:47,024 look, sorry, no stolen bikes, 420 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,567 but, uh, you're welcome to take 421 00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:50,861 one of those Christmas tree stands. 422 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,197 I don't know how we ended up with two. 423 00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:55,991 light guitar music 424 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:02,664 -Keep these, right? -Oh, no. Give away pile. 425 00:18:02,706 --> 00:18:04,583 What? I love these. 426 00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,293 It's not Christmas without these plates. 427 00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,629 Girl, they have been in that box since 2007, 428 00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:10,255 which, coincidentally, is the last time 429 00:18:10,297 --> 00:18:12,174 that we had dinner at my house. 430 00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:14,593 What am I gonna do with a Santa table setting for 12 431 00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,845 -in Louisville, huh? -You are literally 432 00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:18,722 throwin' away everything. What's the point? 433 00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,974 We should just back a garbage truck in here 434 00:18:21,016 --> 00:18:22,226 and shovel everything in it. 435 00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:24,645 -Yeah, that's not a bad idea. -Ma... 436 00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:28,649 this is my entire childhood, all of our memories. 437 00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:30,317 Throw away the damn plates, V! 438 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,447 Thought helping you, hangin' out might be fun, 439 00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:37,074 but this shit is awful. 440 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,867 -I thought we would talk! -Excuse me. 441 00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:41,203 Had you asked instead of just inviting yourself over, 442 00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:44,957 I would've told you that I'm too busy to hang out and talk. 443 00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:47,960 Oh, shit ...gotta get over to my storage unit. 444 00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:50,254 -I'll go with. -Uh, no, thanks. 445 00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:52,131 -Why not? -Because I've had enough 446 00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:53,882 of your company today. 447 00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:55,300 Look, I'm excited about Louisville, 448 00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:56,885 and you killin' my vibe. 449 00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:58,971 I'm not dyin'. I'm just movin'. 450 00:18:59,012 --> 00:19:01,598 So what? Get over it. 451 00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:17,322 If it isn't my favorite vice detectives. 452 00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:19,366 Man, you know I had to bring you some dogs 453 00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:21,368 from downtown for later-- extra relish, 454 00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:23,495 -extra celery sauce. -Aw...muah! 455 00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:25,080 You gentlemen are heroes. 456 00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:27,541 I can never make it all the way downtown to get these. 457 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,501 How're these fine machines treatin' ya? 458 00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:31,378 Uh, she rides just a little rough, 459 00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,380 but tell me what the story is on that Viper over there. 460 00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:34,923 I need a few days before I can 461 00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:36,717 -let ya take that one. What's wrong with it? 462 00:19:36,758 --> 00:19:38,051 Belonged to a parks commissioner 463 00:19:38,093 --> 00:19:39,344 accused of embezzling city funds. 464 00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:41,513 Blew his brains out in the front seat. 465 00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:43,765 Still a mess on the dashboard. 466 00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:46,852 Yo, wait. 467 00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:49,021 So you guys just come here and take whatever you want? 468 00:19:49,062 --> 00:19:50,522 [Hightower] As long as it helps aid 469 00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:52,024 an ongoin' investigation. 470 00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:55,027 Or if we think it looks cool. Ya got anything new? 471 00:19:55,068 --> 00:19:56,695 Glad you asked. I been able to 472 00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:59,948 squirrel away a few things for you gents. 473 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:04,661 Act now, before it's logged as evidence. 474 00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:07,331 Take what you want 475 00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:11,710 You gotta take what you want 476 00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:14,713 Give it all you got 477 00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:16,632 Hey, barkeep! Another. 478 00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:18,300 Take what you want... 479 00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:19,801 Let's make these your last. 480 00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:21,678 What? The day's young! 481 00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:33,690 I have some coke, 482 00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:36,026 if you're interested. 483 00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:41,865 All clear. 484 00:20:42,824 --> 00:20:44,743 Hey. Hey, buddy. -Hey. 485 00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:46,286 Uh, what's goin' on? 486 00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:48,247 They think I robbed Born Free. 487 00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:50,249 What? Ha. Wait--you? 488 00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:51,583 No. 489 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,710 Yeah. Checked the whole house. 490 00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:56,171 But came up empty-handed, 'cause... 491 00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:58,465 I didn't do it. 492 00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:01,009 Go ahead. 493 00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:02,427 Hey, and, uh, good luck, you know, 494 00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:04,972 finding the real criminals, guys. 495 00:21:11,311 --> 00:21:13,188 Lip, we need to talk, okay? 496 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:15,440 -You cannot just-- -Shh, shh, shh. 497 00:21:18,485 --> 00:21:21,446 You moved all the boxes outta the garage? 498 00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:23,907 Well, they didn't move themselves. 499 00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:25,284 Where'd you put 'em? 500 00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:28,036 Uh, in my dad's basement. 501 00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:30,956 Hey. 502 00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:32,416 Lip. 503 00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:35,961 Y-you can't put our family in danger like this. 504 00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:38,130 You have Fred to think about. You have me to think about. 505 00:21:38,171 --> 00:21:40,966 We can't have the cops just showing up at our house and... 506 00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:42,801 hello! 507 00:21:44,511 --> 00:21:46,972 Are you even listening to a word that I'm saying? 508 00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:49,266 Kay, why are you staring at me like that? 509 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:52,352 Sorry, sorry. It's just, um... 510 00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:54,354 uh, I-I guess this whole Gallagher thing 511 00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:57,691 is finally rubbin' off on ya. 512 00:21:57,733 --> 00:21:59,860 I didn't know you had it in you. 513 00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:01,320 Well... 514 00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:03,322 yeah, I... 515 00:22:03,363 --> 00:22:05,657 I didn't know I had it in me either. 516 00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:08,410 You know, Carl called, 517 00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:11,330 told me about the warrant, and I just... 518 00:22:11,371 --> 00:22:12,664 I just acted. 519 00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:14,750 It was like something clicked in my brain, 520 00:22:14,791 --> 00:22:16,668 and I just went on autopilot. 521 00:22:18,545 --> 00:22:20,088 Does this make me an accomplice? 522 00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:21,465 Accessory after the fact. 523 00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:22,924 Oh. 524 00:22:28,555 --> 00:22:30,515 It's kinda hot. 525 00:22:30,557 --> 00:22:32,434 Yeah, it is. 526 00:22:32,476 --> 00:22:34,978 I thought being a criminal would be exciting, 527 00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:38,857 but I didn't know that it would be... 528 00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:41,985 sexually exciting. 529 00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:44,571 -What about Fred? He's out like a light. 530 00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:46,573 We'll be quiet. 531 00:22:46,615 --> 00:22:48,867 You? I doubt it. 532 00:22:50,577 --> 00:22:53,246 I'll just bite your shoulder when I get the urge to scream. 533 00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:59,544 I don't need a fuckin' nurse. 534 00:22:59,586 --> 00:23:01,046 You can't walk, Terry. 535 00:23:01,088 --> 00:23:02,422 You can't feed yourself. You can't bathe yourself. 536 00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:04,007 You shit in a bag. Stop me when any of this 537 00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:06,176 sounds like someone who doesn't need a fuckin' nurse. 538 00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:07,552 Then just take me to the park. 539 00:23:07,594 --> 00:23:09,554 Leave me there and let me die in peace. 540 00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:11,556 Oh, see, viable option. Even Terry thinks so. 541 00:23:16,436 --> 00:23:19,064 -Hi. -Hi, I'm Jasmine. 542 00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:20,899 -You must be... -Ian, yeah. 543 00:23:20,941 --> 00:23:22,401 Come on in. 544 00:23:22,442 --> 00:23:24,569 Mickey, Terry, this is Jasmine, 545 00:23:24,611 --> 00:23:26,488 Terry's in-home health aide. 546 00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:28,073 You got me a n-- 547 00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:29,366 [Mickey, cheerfully] Nah-- 548 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:31,410 Nice lady to watch you while we head to work. 549 00:23:31,451 --> 00:23:34,579 Yeah. You fuck this up, I'ma cut your dick off. 550 00:23:34,621 --> 00:23:35,997 I wouldn't feel it anyway. 551 00:23:36,039 --> 00:23:37,999 Don't you all worry. 552 00:23:38,041 --> 00:23:40,419 I'm gonna take good care of Dad here. 553 00:23:44,589 --> 00:23:47,467 Thanks. I know dealin' with Terry is a pain in the ass. 554 00:23:47,509 --> 00:23:49,636 Fuckin' expensive, but now I don't have 555 00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:52,097 to worry about anything. I can focus on work-- 556 00:23:53,682 --> 00:23:56,101 Just forgot something in my car. 557 00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:59,813 rock music 558 00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:01,898 She's probably comin' right back. 559 00:24:02,774 --> 00:24:04,151 Yeah. 560 00:24:09,156 --> 00:24:11,616 Gallagher, look alive. 561 00:24:11,658 --> 00:24:13,660 All right, look, I want you to 562 00:24:13,702 --> 00:24:15,579 make a buy off this guy, all right? 563 00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:17,956 Quarter bag. Ask for it "dusty." 564 00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:20,292 All right. But I don't have any money. 565 00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:22,461 Here. All right? 566 00:24:22,502 --> 00:24:24,212 [Young] Hurry up. 567 00:24:24,254 --> 00:24:25,797 Look both ways before you cross the street. 568 00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:30,260 I'm putting bodies on the board 569 00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:32,596 Like you've never seen before... 570 00:24:32,637 --> 00:24:35,640 Hey, man, I need a cop. 571 00:24:35,682 --> 00:24:36,892 Loud or reggie? 572 00:24:36,933 --> 00:24:40,103 Reggie. Quarter. Make it dusty. 573 00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:41,730 60. 574 00:24:41,771 --> 00:24:43,398 Nah nah nah nah nah 575 00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:45,317 So when you're in my sights 576 00:24:45,358 --> 00:24:46,943 Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah 577 00:24:46,985 --> 00:24:49,988 Nah nah nah-nah-nah... 578 00:24:50,030 --> 00:24:51,490 Freeze, fucker! You're under arrest. 579 00:24:51,531 --> 00:24:52,949 -Turn around. -You're a cop? 580 00:24:52,991 --> 00:24:54,868 Hands on your head. Face the wall! 581 00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:56,786 What the fuck are you doing, kid? 582 00:24:56,828 --> 00:24:58,288 Making the arrest like you said to. 583 00:24:58,330 --> 00:24:59,623 No, stupid asshole! We told you to make a buy. 584 00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:00,999 No one said anything about making an arrest. 585 00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:02,501 Apologize to this guy. 586 00:25:02,542 --> 00:25:04,836 Uh, I'm...sorry? 587 00:25:04,878 --> 00:25:06,546 [Young] Keep the drugs, Gallagher. 588 00:25:08,381 --> 00:25:10,300 Let's get outta here, man. 589 00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:14,304 Come on! Pulling guns out and shit! 590 00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:19,643 Oh, God, coke is fantastic. 591 00:25:19,684 --> 00:25:21,478 I know, right? 592 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,189 Yeah. I can see why people become junkies 593 00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:26,024 and run away from their responsibilities. 594 00:25:26,066 --> 00:25:27,484 -[sniffs] -You know, for me, 595 00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:30,028 when it comes to drugs versus, like, a job...pffft. 596 00:25:30,070 --> 00:25:31,363 Drugs win. 597 00:25:32,864 --> 00:25:34,699 What kinda jobs have you had? 598 00:25:36,159 --> 00:25:39,204 Ah! Let's see, uh, I was a nurse. 599 00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:41,623 I was an elementary school teacher. 600 00:25:41,665 --> 00:25:43,208 Addiction counselor. 601 00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:45,669 That was fun. Ha ha. 602 00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:47,671 Uh, and now, 603 00:25:47,712 --> 00:25:50,882 the, uh, assistant manager at the illustrious 604 00:25:50,924 --> 00:25:53,718 Mailbox Unlimited Copy and Shipping Center. 605 00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:55,762 Oh! Impressive. 606 00:25:57,013 --> 00:25:58,932 Is coke supposed to make you horny? 607 00:25:58,974 --> 00:26:00,767 'Cause I feel like I need to... 608 00:26:00,809 --> 00:26:02,852 hump that box right there. 609 00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:12,404 Ahem. 610 00:26:14,864 --> 00:26:16,324 I'm...gay. 611 00:26:16,366 --> 00:26:17,993 Me too! 612 00:26:18,034 --> 00:26:21,454 Well, I haven't...been with a girl since high school. 613 00:26:21,496 --> 00:26:23,415 It's like riding a bike. 614 00:26:23,456 --> 00:26:25,500 Baby, don't you cry 615 00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:30,338 It's time for us to say goodbye 616 00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:32,716 So all I gotta do is put these decorations up, 617 00:26:32,757 --> 00:26:34,092 and I get free beer for a week? 618 00:26:34,134 --> 00:26:35,760 Ha. Nice try. Two days. 619 00:26:35,802 --> 00:26:37,554 I don't know, man. There's a lotta stuff in here. 620 00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,347 -Week seems reasonable. -All right, fine. 621 00:26:39,389 --> 00:26:40,682 You know what? I'll just ask Kermit. 622 00:26:40,724 --> 00:26:42,601 -He'll probably do it for free. -Fine! 623 00:26:42,642 --> 00:26:44,936 I accept your lowball offer. 624 00:26:45,645 --> 00:26:47,439 Hey, babe! 625 00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,274 How are you? You doin' good? 626 00:26:49,316 --> 00:26:51,234 Feelin' better that you saw your mom? 627 00:26:51,276 --> 00:26:52,694 No. She had to get something from storage, 628 00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:55,196 -so might as well work. -Okay, well, 629 00:26:55,238 --> 00:26:57,449 how 'bout we get outta here, do something to cheer you up? 630 00:26:57,490 --> 00:26:59,451 No, thanks. Here to work. 631 00:26:59,492 --> 00:27:01,036 [Kermit] How 'bout Ron Popeil? 632 00:27:01,077 --> 00:27:03,371 Ronco HQ was right down the street. 633 00:27:03,413 --> 00:27:05,040 [Frank] That's a great idea. 634 00:27:05,081 --> 00:27:06,458 Hugh Hefner Middle School, huh? 635 00:27:06,499 --> 00:27:08,793 -Think about it. -Fellas. Ditka. 636 00:27:08,835 --> 00:27:10,795 Mike Ditka Middle School. Contest over. 637 00:27:10,837 --> 00:27:11,963 -Ooh! -What are you fools 638 00:27:12,005 --> 00:27:13,298 talkin' about? 639 00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:15,175 Frank's trying to name his old junior high. 640 00:27:15,216 --> 00:27:16,926 Why does it need a new name? 641 00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:18,845 It doesn't. That's the point. 642 00:27:18,887 --> 00:27:20,430 It was fine the way it was. 643 00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:22,140 -Hear, hear. -Nevertheless, 644 00:27:22,182 --> 00:27:24,476 I need a surefire winner 645 00:27:24,517 --> 00:27:26,311 so it doesn't get coopted 646 00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:29,356 by a bunch of politically correct millennial activists. 647 00:27:29,397 --> 00:27:32,567 Last thing I need is my son attending 648 00:27:32,609 --> 00:27:36,863 Tofu Middle School of Multicultural Granola Studies. 649 00:27:36,905 --> 00:27:38,490 What's it called now? 650 00:27:38,531 --> 00:27:40,617 Dennis Hastert Middle School. 651 00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:43,662 -The child molester? -Former Speaker of the House. 652 00:27:43,703 --> 00:27:45,914 Why are you guys worried about trying to protect 653 00:27:45,955 --> 00:27:48,249 some meaningless, symbolic name anyway? 654 00:27:48,291 --> 00:27:50,168 How 'bout you try to protect the real Chicago, 655 00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:51,670 the real South Side, 656 00:27:51,711 --> 00:27:54,130 the people and institutions who make this town great? 657 00:27:54,172 --> 00:27:56,257 If you hadn't noticed, they're being shut down every day. 658 00:27:56,299 --> 00:27:58,843 Because this renaming trend is bullshit. 659 00:27:58,885 --> 00:28:00,428 It's just another way for society 660 00:28:00,470 --> 00:28:02,472 to erase the hard work of white guys. 661 00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:04,724 Because at some point, and who knows why, 662 00:28:04,766 --> 00:28:06,935 being a white guy suddenly became uncool. 663 00:28:06,976 --> 00:28:09,938 Or maybe white guys are finally being held accountable 664 00:28:09,979 --> 00:28:11,981 for all of the horrible stuff they've done, 665 00:28:12,023 --> 00:28:14,651 like child molestation, for example. 666 00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:16,611 And you, in particular, don't have to worry about 667 00:28:16,653 --> 00:28:18,947 when white men became uncool, 'cause as far as I can tell, 668 00:28:18,988 --> 00:28:21,157 you've always been... whatever this is. 669 00:28:21,199 --> 00:28:23,201 -Ha ha ha. Ho ho ho! 670 00:28:23,243 --> 00:28:24,744 And, Frank, why waste your time? 671 00:28:24,786 --> 00:28:26,788 Liam's gonna be outta that school and on to a high school 672 00:28:26,830 --> 00:28:29,416 with an equally problematic name in no time. 673 00:28:29,457 --> 00:28:32,252 They're trying to erase the history of white men 674 00:28:32,293 --> 00:28:33,920 who built this great country. 675 00:28:33,962 --> 00:28:35,588 How far back are we going 676 00:28:35,630 --> 00:28:37,549 with this revisionist history crusade? 677 00:28:37,590 --> 00:28:39,759 Do we have to reexamine Adam 678 00:28:39,801 --> 00:28:41,928 at the Garden of Eden? 679 00:28:41,970 --> 00:28:43,722 You think Adam was white? 680 00:28:43,763 --> 00:28:45,265 Ha ha ha. 681 00:28:47,267 --> 00:28:49,644 The point is, I went to that school. 682 00:28:50,854 --> 00:28:53,398 Best years of my life in those halls, 683 00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:55,900 in those classrooms. 684 00:28:55,942 --> 00:28:59,738 Year I played baseball, we had a bully on the team. 685 00:28:59,779 --> 00:29:01,489 Johnny Wisneiwski. 686 00:29:01,531 --> 00:29:05,118 A big, fat bruiser. He could hit a ball... 687 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:06,870 almost a mile. 688 00:29:06,911 --> 00:29:09,289 If you made an error in the game, 689 00:29:09,330 --> 00:29:12,375 Johnny was sure to use the wet end of his towel 690 00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:14,544 to rattail your genitals in the shower 691 00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:17,589 to remind you of how useless you were. 692 00:29:17,630 --> 00:29:21,634 Everybody was scared to death of big, fat Johnny Wisneiwski. 693 00:29:21,676 --> 00:29:25,305 Well, one day, he thwacked my naked wet ass 694 00:29:25,346 --> 00:29:27,932 with that towel, and I blew up. 695 00:29:27,974 --> 00:29:30,602 I pantsed him. What do you think we saw? 696 00:29:30,643 --> 00:29:32,437 His dick. I'm guessing you saw his dick. 697 00:29:32,479 --> 00:29:34,147 Not just any dick. 698 00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:36,524 The tiniest little button of a pink dick 699 00:29:36,566 --> 00:29:37,817 you've ever laid your eyes on. 700 00:29:37,859 --> 00:29:40,195 And Johnny Wisneiwski's reign of terror 701 00:29:40,236 --> 00:29:43,573 ended that very day, thanks to yours truly. 702 00:29:43,615 --> 00:29:45,617 I was king after that. 703 00:29:45,658 --> 00:29:48,578 And all my kids went there. 704 00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:50,121 There are Gallagher memories 705 00:29:50,163 --> 00:29:53,792 embedded in every inch of that school. 706 00:29:53,833 --> 00:29:56,294 Should probably be called-- 707 00:29:57,962 --> 00:29:59,964 No. 708 00:30:00,006 --> 00:30:02,592 It should definitely be called 709 00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:04,803 Gallagher Middle School. 710 00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:07,847 Gallagher Middle School. 711 00:30:10,183 --> 00:30:12,227 Outstan-- Gallagher Middle School! 712 00:30:12,268 --> 00:30:14,562 Jesus! Of course! 713 00:30:14,604 --> 00:30:16,731 714 00:30:16,773 --> 00:30:19,317 we go pick up the girls, we stop for expensive froyo 715 00:30:19,359 --> 00:30:21,486 with all the fancy toppings, huh? 716 00:30:21,528 --> 00:30:23,571 How many times I have to tell you I'm not in the mood? 717 00:30:23,613 --> 00:30:25,240 I know, but I think today could be really special 718 00:30:25,281 --> 00:30:27,617 if we let it be. It would make me happy, 719 00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:29,327 and I'm pretty sure it could make you happy too. 720 00:30:29,369 --> 00:30:31,704 Please. For me. 721 00:30:31,746 --> 00:30:34,541 The love of your life. 722 00:30:34,582 --> 00:30:38,127 [small laugh] Fuckin' froyo. 723 00:30:47,387 --> 00:30:49,055 Ohh... 724 00:30:49,097 --> 00:30:51,850 Hey, I'm gonna take a shower. 725 00:30:51,891 --> 00:30:54,185 And while I'm in there... 726 00:30:54,227 --> 00:30:55,562 Yep? 727 00:30:55,603 --> 00:30:57,480 Think up our next caper. 728 00:30:57,522 --> 00:30:59,023 -Caper? 729 00:30:59,065 --> 00:31:02,110 You a Batman villain? -Uh, more like Bonnie. 730 00:31:02,151 --> 00:31:04,529 You know, Bonnie and Clyde? 731 00:31:04,571 --> 00:31:06,531 Yeah. Think I mighta heard of them. 732 00:31:06,573 --> 00:31:08,616 Something where we almost get caught 733 00:31:08,658 --> 00:31:10,785 but then we get away with it. 734 00:31:10,827 --> 00:31:12,954 We could... 735 00:31:12,996 --> 00:31:15,874 -pull a bank robbery. -Or a jewel heist. 736 00:31:15,915 --> 00:31:18,126 I mean... 737 00:31:18,167 --> 00:31:20,712 I would consider murder for hire. 738 00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:24,465 Hey, uh, 739 00:31:24,507 --> 00:31:27,886 gotta go to this thing Liam's doing at his school later. 740 00:31:27,927 --> 00:31:30,013 -Mm-hmm. Wanna come? 741 00:31:30,054 --> 00:31:31,890 Yeah, yeah, I suppose I can pretend to be 742 00:31:31,931 --> 00:31:33,725 a law-abiding citizen for the night. 743 00:31:35,602 --> 00:31:37,437 Oh. 744 00:31:37,478 --> 00:31:40,440 Hey, Cami. 745 00:31:41,649 --> 00:31:43,067 Oh, wait. Wait, wait, wait. 746 00:31:43,109 --> 00:31:45,111 Slow down. 747 00:31:45,153 --> 00:31:47,071 He was crying? About what? 748 00:31:47,113 --> 00:31:48,907 -I'm confused. What? 749 00:31:50,450 --> 00:31:52,744 The cops? 750 00:31:52,785 --> 00:31:54,120 They want Brad to come in for questioning? When? 751 00:31:54,162 --> 00:31:55,747 [Lip] No, no, he's gonna crack. 752 00:31:55,788 --> 00:31:59,083 rock music 753 00:31:59,125 --> 00:32:00,585 He's on his way to the station now? 754 00:32:00,627 --> 00:32:02,211 -Uh, when did he leave? Shit, shit! Fuck! 755 00:32:03,463 --> 00:32:05,632 This lady should work. 756 00:32:05,673 --> 00:32:07,717 Terry doesn't have a problem with Asian people, does he? 757 00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:09,218 I mean, I don't know. 758 00:32:09,260 --> 00:32:11,054 He likes a lot of Chinese food and Bruce Lee movies. 759 00:32:11,095 --> 00:32:12,931 Found his porn stash once when we were kids. 760 00:32:12,972 --> 00:32:14,849 Had a pretty decent amount of Asian chicks in it. 761 00:32:14,891 --> 00:32:16,601 Then we got nothin' to worry about. 762 00:32:16,643 --> 00:32:17,936 We should just get goin'. 763 00:32:17,977 --> 00:32:19,896 All right, the agency said this one's tough? 764 00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:22,440 Yeah. Said she's one of those Vietnamese boat people. 765 00:32:22,482 --> 00:32:24,609 Doesn't get much tougher than that. 766 00:32:37,997 --> 00:32:39,540 Maybe I should ask the agency 767 00:32:39,582 --> 00:32:41,084 for somebody white this time, huh? 768 00:32:41,125 --> 00:32:43,628 Yep. 769 00:32:46,005 --> 00:32:49,092 This place is legal. Yeah, it is. 770 00:32:49,133 --> 00:32:51,594 So then why you want me to buy from them, then? 771 00:32:51,636 --> 00:32:54,472 Listen, this detail 772 00:32:54,514 --> 00:32:56,015 is a golden elevator. 773 00:32:56,057 --> 00:32:57,934 It'll take you right to the top, 774 00:32:57,976 --> 00:32:59,477 wherever you wanna go. 775 00:32:59,519 --> 00:33:01,479 What're you thinking? 776 00:33:01,521 --> 00:33:03,481 -SWAT? Oh, shit. 777 00:33:03,523 --> 00:33:05,650 Grenades? Assault rifles? 778 00:33:05,692 --> 00:33:07,777 -I love SWAT. -That's only gonna happen 779 00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:09,612 if we give you a good recommendation, 780 00:33:09,654 --> 00:33:10,989 and we're only gonna do that 781 00:33:11,030 --> 00:33:14,242 if you do what we say, no questions. 782 00:33:14,283 --> 00:33:17,328 You wanna ride that golden elevator, don't you? 783 00:33:17,370 --> 00:33:18,663 Yes, sir, I do. 784 00:33:18,705 --> 00:33:20,164 Good boy. 785 00:33:20,206 --> 00:33:22,750 Go make the buy. 786 00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:26,462 Uh, sirs, quick question. Why me? 787 00:33:26,504 --> 00:33:28,089 You know, like, out of all the rookies in the city, 788 00:33:28,131 --> 00:33:29,590 why pick me? 789 00:33:29,632 --> 00:33:31,968 While your personal assessment indicates 790 00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:34,595 that you might ask a lotta fuckin' questions, 791 00:33:34,637 --> 00:33:37,765 you're likely to accept anything we tell you is true. 792 00:33:37,807 --> 00:33:39,017 Huh. 793 00:33:39,058 --> 00:33:40,852 Roger that. 794 00:33:40,893 --> 00:33:43,438 upbeat music 795 00:33:56,701 --> 00:33:58,745 Hey, have you guys seen my friend Debbie? 796 00:33:58,786 --> 00:34:00,913 Redhead, had a little too much to drink? 797 00:34:00,955 --> 00:34:02,457 -No? - Look at me, one, two 798 00:34:02,498 --> 00:34:04,625 Three, one, two, three 799 00:34:09,213 --> 00:34:11,340 Debbie? 800 00:34:11,382 --> 00:34:14,302 Jared? What the fuck? 801 00:34:14,343 --> 00:34:16,971 -Who is that? -My husband. 802 00:34:17,013 --> 00:34:19,182 Ah ah ah ah ah... 803 00:34:19,223 --> 00:34:20,558 Debbie, wait. Come inside. 804 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:22,894 Let's talk. Debbie! 805 00:34:25,772 --> 00:34:27,482 Where'd your butt buddy go? 806 00:34:27,523 --> 00:34:29,358 To pick up your next victim. 807 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,569 -I don't need no nurse. -Well, maybe if you weren't 808 00:34:31,611 --> 00:34:33,988 such a ragin' asshole, your family'd take care of you, 809 00:34:34,030 --> 00:34:36,991 and we wouldn't have to pay someone to be nice to ya. 810 00:34:37,700 --> 00:34:39,077 [groans] Ugh. 811 00:34:39,118 --> 00:34:41,662 -That tastes like dog food! -Keep complainin', 812 00:34:41,704 --> 00:34:42,997 I will feed you dog food for real. 813 00:34:43,039 --> 00:34:44,499 Ugh. 814 00:34:44,540 --> 00:34:45,708 Oh, no, no-- 815 00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:48,002 -Come-- -Mm-mm. 816 00:34:52,590 --> 00:34:55,384 You woulda probably made a half-decent son 817 00:34:55,426 --> 00:34:58,387 if it wasn't for that whole fudge packer thing. 818 00:35:01,474 --> 00:35:03,643 Well, you probably woulda made a half-decent dad 819 00:35:03,684 --> 00:35:06,187 if it weren't for the whole... 820 00:35:06,229 --> 00:35:09,440 racist, homophobic, beatin' the shit outta me thing. 821 00:35:26,457 --> 00:35:29,585 Have a good one. 822 00:35:29,627 --> 00:35:32,130 Good work, kid. 823 00:35:35,091 --> 00:35:37,385 Oh, wait--there's a lotta street weed in there. 824 00:35:38,469 --> 00:35:40,388 You contaminated the evidence now. 825 00:35:40,429 --> 00:35:43,558 -You're mixing it up! -Naw, man! 826 00:35:43,599 --> 00:35:46,060 Your eyes is playin' tricks on you, kid. 827 00:35:48,437 --> 00:35:50,273 You're literally doing it on purpose. 828 00:35:50,314 --> 00:35:52,441 Why? Oh, come on. 829 00:35:52,483 --> 00:35:54,152 I deserve to know what I'm involved in. 830 00:35:54,193 --> 00:35:55,820 The weed you bought on the street 831 00:35:55,862 --> 00:35:57,321 was laced with angel dust. 832 00:35:57,363 --> 00:35:58,948 Now the dispensary weed is too. 833 00:35:58,990 --> 00:36:01,993 So now we can file criminal charges against the dispensary. 834 00:36:02,034 --> 00:36:03,578 Why? 835 00:36:03,619 --> 00:36:05,955 Because the legal weed is cutting into our bottom line. 836 00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:13,546 If legal dispensaries put all the street dealers outta work, 837 00:36:13,588 --> 00:36:15,298 what's left for us, huh? 838 00:36:15,339 --> 00:36:17,592 You know how much we make off of kickback in bribes 839 00:36:17,633 --> 00:36:19,468 -from street dealers? -But isn't that wrong? 840 00:36:19,510 --> 00:36:21,345 [Young] Paid for my boat. 841 00:36:21,387 --> 00:36:23,306 It paid for my second mistress's 842 00:36:23,347 --> 00:36:24,765 first Brazilian butt lift. 843 00:36:24,807 --> 00:36:26,934 We frame legal shops, we shut 'em down, 844 00:36:26,976 --> 00:36:28,895 we get more illegal weed back on the street. 845 00:36:28,936 --> 00:36:30,563 More illegal weed equals more dealers, 846 00:36:30,605 --> 00:36:33,524 more dealers equals more cash in our pockets. 847 00:36:33,566 --> 00:36:37,195 So, really, it's up to you, Gallagher. 848 00:36:37,236 --> 00:36:38,821 You want some kickbacks? 849 00:36:38,863 --> 00:36:40,781 Or you wanna spend the rest of your career 850 00:36:40,823 --> 00:36:43,618 bustin' your hump, poundin' a beat? 851 00:36:46,871 --> 00:36:48,289 Fine. Let me help. 852 00:36:48,331 --> 00:36:50,875 Good. So how many more dispensaries 853 00:36:50,917 --> 00:36:52,877 do we gotta put outta business today? 854 00:36:52,919 --> 00:36:54,712 Uh looks like five. 855 00:36:54,754 --> 00:36:56,797 Next up is Dank Dorm, 856 00:36:56,839 --> 00:36:58,966 then New Leaf Collective, Heavy Fog, 857 00:36:59,008 --> 00:37:00,718 New Heights, and last but not least, 858 00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:02,595 The Alibi Room. 859 00:37:02,637 --> 00:37:04,847 [Youngblood] All right, let's get it. 860 00:37:07,683 --> 00:37:09,977 Brad's not pickin' up. -Well, this is the station 861 00:37:10,019 --> 00:37:12,021 closest to his house, so if he's going anywhere, 862 00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:13,522 it's here. 863 00:37:13,564 --> 00:37:15,358 Think he can hold up under an interrogation? 864 00:37:15,399 --> 00:37:16,859 Hell, no. 865 00:37:18,444 --> 00:37:20,321 Wait. There he is. Okay. 866 00:37:20,363 --> 00:37:23,407 All right, do what you gotta do to keep him quiet. 867 00:37:24,909 --> 00:37:27,036 Hey, man. 868 00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:29,538 Brad? 869 00:37:29,580 --> 00:37:31,123 Brad. Brad! H-- 870 00:37:31,165 --> 00:37:33,834 punchy music 871 00:37:33,876 --> 00:37:35,002 Brad! Brad! 872 00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:39,048 Ah! Let me go! 873 00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:40,716 Get off me! I'm gonna confess! 874 00:37:40,758 --> 00:37:41,759 Shh, shh! 875 00:37:41,801 --> 00:37:42,843 Let me go! It's the only way! 876 00:37:42,885 --> 00:37:44,345 Shut the fuck up, all right? 877 00:37:44,387 --> 00:37:47,181 Talk to us. We only wanna talk, all right? 878 00:37:54,605 --> 00:37:57,608 Go, go, go! 879 00:37:57,650 --> 00:37:59,443 Just in here. 880 00:37:59,485 --> 00:38:02,613 Terry, this is Sister Mary Luke. 881 00:38:02,655 --> 00:38:04,615 Oh, just Mary Luke is fine. 882 00:38:04,657 --> 00:38:07,868 My days in a habit are long gone. 883 00:38:11,122 --> 00:38:12,999 You must be Terry. 884 00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:14,959 I should warn you, he's been a handful today. 885 00:38:15,001 --> 00:38:16,961 You idiots got me a fuckin' nun? 886 00:38:17,003 --> 00:38:18,629 -[hard smack] -Watch your language 887 00:38:18,671 --> 00:38:20,339 in the presence of ladies. 888 00:38:20,381 --> 00:38:21,882 -Jesus Christ, lady! 889 00:38:21,924 --> 00:38:24,802 And we'll not take the Lord's name in vain. 890 00:38:24,844 --> 00:38:27,680 Before the diocese shut my convent down, 891 00:38:27,722 --> 00:38:30,182 I was tending to the elderly sisters. 892 00:38:30,224 --> 00:38:33,269 Sister Cecilia had dementia 893 00:38:33,311 --> 00:38:36,355 and a colorful vocabulary. 894 00:38:36,397 --> 00:38:41,277 I found that a-a swift smack usually fixed her behavior. 895 00:38:42,611 --> 00:38:44,989 -Yeah, that works for me. -Solid strategy. 896 00:39:04,175 --> 00:39:05,968 There he is! 897 00:39:06,010 --> 00:39:08,054 I have an exciting offer for you. 898 00:39:08,095 --> 00:39:11,349 I'd like to give you a chance to abandon your lame entry 899 00:39:11,390 --> 00:39:14,352 into the name change contest and join forces with me. 900 00:39:14,393 --> 00:39:18,230 -Why would I do that? -Because I'm gonna win. 901 00:39:18,272 --> 00:39:22,443 The Francis Gallagher and Children Middle School. 902 00:39:22,485 --> 00:39:25,404 Thanks, but no thanks. I really want that iPad. 903 00:39:25,446 --> 00:39:27,990 I don't give a damn about the iPa-- 904 00:39:28,032 --> 00:39:30,576 well, I mean, if we won, we'd pawn it, 905 00:39:30,618 --> 00:39:33,746 and I'd take a cut, but that's not the point. 906 00:39:33,788 --> 00:39:36,832 We have to preserve the-the Gallagher legacy. 907 00:39:38,793 --> 00:39:40,669 We'd never be forgotten. We'd be immortal. 908 00:39:40,711 --> 00:39:43,172 Yeah, I'm good, man. 909 00:39:44,632 --> 00:39:47,093 I'm-I'm not gonna make this offer again. 910 00:39:49,303 --> 00:39:51,180 Well, suit yourself. 911 00:39:52,723 --> 00:39:55,059 I have to hit the head. 912 00:39:59,772 --> 00:40:02,108 No TP in there. 913 00:40:14,954 --> 00:40:17,373 You know, I-I wanna-- 914 00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:19,750 I wanted to talk to you about somethin'. 915 00:40:21,460 --> 00:40:24,505 I think we should team up on the name change contest. 916 00:40:24,547 --> 00:40:26,173 Now, b-before you say no, 917 00:40:26,215 --> 00:40:28,884 I should tell you what my idea is. 918 00:40:28,926 --> 00:40:31,429 The Francis Gallagher and Children Middle School. 919 00:40:31,470 --> 00:40:34,098 You literally just told me this 30 seconds ago. 920 00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:36,308 I did? 921 00:40:37,184 --> 00:40:39,937 -What'd you say? -No, Frank! 922 00:40:39,979 --> 00:40:41,439 Hmm. 923 00:40:42,648 --> 00:40:43,816 Hmm. 924 00:40:52,032 --> 00:40:54,869 [Frank] No toilet paper in here. 925 00:40:56,829 --> 00:40:59,790 No way, dude--Veronica'll put my nuts in a table vice. 926 00:40:59,832 --> 00:41:01,625 Yeah, well, if you don't get rid of their weed, 927 00:41:01,667 --> 00:41:03,377 -she'll be in jail. -[Tommy] Okay, I'll tell them 928 00:41:03,419 --> 00:41:04,962 if I see them, but there's no way 929 00:41:05,004 --> 00:41:07,631 I'm touching their product without talking to them first. 930 00:41:11,635 --> 00:41:13,137 Hey, what was that last place 931 00:41:13,179 --> 00:41:14,472 we were supposed to hit today? 932 00:41:14,513 --> 00:41:16,599 The A-Alibi Room? 933 00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:18,642 I think that's it, right? 934 00:41:18,684 --> 00:41:20,728 Well, if it's the place I'm thinkin' of, 935 00:41:20,769 --> 00:41:22,229 it's really not worth bustin'-- 936 00:41:22,271 --> 00:41:25,316 low-rent, mom/pop spot, couple of stale weed brownies, 937 00:41:25,357 --> 00:41:27,318 nickel bags-- we shouldn't waste our time. 938 00:41:27,359 --> 00:41:29,653 The list is the list. 939 00:41:29,695 --> 00:41:31,155 We got three more after lunch, 940 00:41:31,197 --> 00:41:33,157 and then it's on to-- what'd you call it? 941 00:41:33,199 --> 00:41:35,367 The Alibi Room. 942 00:41:48,047 --> 00:41:49,340 Hello. 943 00:41:49,381 --> 00:41:51,842 What? For how long? 944 00:41:51,884 --> 00:41:53,677 I had no idea. 945 00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:55,179 Someone else was supposed to pick her up-- 946 00:41:55,221 --> 00:41:57,014 m-my girlfriend. 947 00:41:57,056 --> 00:41:58,849 Well, I-I'm so sorry, 948 00:41:58,891 --> 00:42:01,310 but I can promise you that I would never abandon 949 00:42:01,352 --> 00:42:03,646 my daughter at school. I was at work, I-- 950 00:42:03,687 --> 00:42:05,105 When you're a single working mother 951 00:42:05,147 --> 00:42:08,317 trying to provide for a kid, things like this happen. 952 00:42:08,359 --> 00:42:09,777 Hello? 953 00:42:09,818 --> 00:42:11,195 Hi, Franny. 954 00:42:11,237 --> 00:42:13,197 Mommy's on her way, honey. 955 00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:14,823 I know. Mommy misses you too, honey. 956 00:42:14,865 --> 00:42:17,117 I'll be right there. 957 00:42:17,159 --> 00:42:18,452 [passerby] Hey, baby, I got something 958 00:42:18,494 --> 00:42:21,038 that'll put a smile on your face...right here. 959 00:42:23,249 --> 00:42:25,876 You know what? Actually, I would love that. 960 00:42:25,918 --> 00:42:28,212 For real? 961 00:42:28,254 --> 00:42:30,214 Oh--fuck! Uhh-- 962 00:42:30,256 --> 00:42:33,008 punchy music 963 00:42:35,427 --> 00:42:38,389 You just checked your messages, like, two minutes ago. 964 00:42:38,430 --> 00:42:39,974 And shouldn't you be keeping a look out 965 00:42:40,015 --> 00:42:42,893 in case someone tries to, like, rob us or somethin'? 966 00:42:42,935 --> 00:42:44,186 You think she knows how to insert 967 00:42:44,228 --> 00:42:45,062 the little piss tube thing-- 968 00:42:45,104 --> 00:42:47,189 The catheter, yes. 969 00:42:47,231 --> 00:42:49,066 Maybe I should just give her a call, 970 00:42:49,108 --> 00:42:50,901 make sure everything's okay. 971 00:42:50,943 --> 00:42:52,861 We're finally getting work done. 972 00:42:52,903 --> 00:42:56,740 Can we please just concentrate for a couple more hours? 973 00:42:56,782 --> 00:42:58,075 Thank you. 974 00:42:59,952 --> 00:43:02,037 Maybe we should swing by after the next stop, 975 00:43:02,079 --> 00:43:04,248 you know, make sure she's okay. 976 00:43:08,294 --> 00:43:10,129 [Young] And another one bites the dust. 977 00:43:10,170 --> 00:43:12,673 Yes, one more down, and it is Miller time! 978 00:43:12,715 --> 00:43:15,175 Alibi Room--let's finish it off strong, boys. 979 00:43:15,217 --> 00:43:17,011 Hop in, kid. Time's a-wastin'. 980 00:43:17,052 --> 00:43:18,596 Uh, hey, can I drive? 981 00:43:18,637 --> 00:43:19,847 -[both chuckle] No. 982 00:43:19,888 --> 00:43:21,682 Come on, you guys've been driving all day. 983 00:43:21,724 --> 00:43:23,434 Polishing your aviators, workin' on your tan, 984 00:43:23,475 --> 00:43:25,060 while I've been doin' all the work. 985 00:43:25,102 --> 00:43:26,437 -Yeah, so? -I've never driven 986 00:43:26,478 --> 00:43:27,563 a Ferrari before. 987 00:43:27,605 --> 00:43:29,398 I wanna feel some Italian horsepower. 988 00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:31,692 This might be my only chance. 989 00:43:33,986 --> 00:43:36,280 All right, son. 990 00:43:36,322 --> 00:43:38,741 Let's see what you got. 991 00:43:43,662 --> 00:43:46,206 [Hightower] Long as it ain't mine. 992 00:43:50,544 --> 00:43:52,963 But w-we gotta turn-- turn ourselves in. 993 00:43:53,005 --> 00:43:54,965 No, no. If the cops thought you knew anything, 994 00:43:55,007 --> 00:43:56,800 they would've come, and they would've picked you up. 995 00:43:56,842 --> 00:43:59,678 Th-they called me to come down for questioning, Lip. 996 00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:01,513 -They know! -They don't know shit. 997 00:44:01,555 --> 00:44:03,349 [Brad] I wanna come clean, okay? 998 00:44:03,390 --> 00:44:05,976 Ma-make some kinda deal and return all the stuff. 999 00:44:06,018 --> 00:44:07,186 You wanna make a deal? -Yeah. 1000 00:44:07,227 --> 00:44:08,812 You're gonna fuck both of us, okay? 1001 00:44:08,854 --> 00:44:10,481 There's no way that they're gonna believe 1002 00:44:10,522 --> 00:44:12,149 that you stole all that shit by yourself. 1003 00:44:12,191 --> 00:44:14,276 Well, I-I won't give up you or Mickey! 1004 00:44:14,318 --> 00:44:16,362 -I swear! -Uh, Lip, 1005 00:44:16,403 --> 00:44:18,822 help me make a bottle for Fred in the kitchen. 1006 00:44:18,864 --> 00:44:20,949 -Now. -Yeah. 1007 00:44:20,991 --> 00:44:22,993 [Tami] He is not gonna last 1008 00:44:23,035 --> 00:44:25,329 five minutes with the cops. 1009 00:44:27,289 --> 00:44:28,582 You need to do something. 1010 00:44:28,624 --> 00:44:30,250 Do something? Like what? 1011 00:44:30,292 --> 00:44:32,461 Get rid of the evidence, for starters! 1012 00:44:32,503 --> 00:44:34,088 I haven't found a place to sell the parts yet. 1013 00:44:34,129 --> 00:44:35,506 Okay, let's just wait for the ideal buyer 1014 00:44:35,547 --> 00:44:36,840 while the cops close in! 1015 00:44:36,882 --> 00:44:38,467 -Cops aren't closing in. They will be! 1016 00:44:38,509 --> 00:44:40,969 Okay? As soon as they get Brad in a room at the station 1017 00:44:41,011 --> 00:44:43,681 and he starts crying and confessing... 1018 00:44:45,724 --> 00:44:48,268 I don't know, maybe we should just... 1019 00:44:48,310 --> 00:44:50,437 take care of him. 1020 00:44:50,479 --> 00:44:52,523 Take--meaning what, exactly? 1021 00:44:52,564 --> 00:44:54,358 Meaning... 1022 00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:56,985 take care of him. 1023 00:44:57,027 --> 00:44:59,405 Wow, this whole, uh, life of crime thing for you 1024 00:44:59,446 --> 00:45:01,323 is gettin' a little bit outta hand, 1025 00:45:01,365 --> 00:45:03,200 -don't ya think, Capone? -No! No, because he is 1026 00:45:03,242 --> 00:45:04,910 gonna get everyone busted. 1027 00:45:04,952 --> 00:45:06,453 I am involved now, okay? 1028 00:45:06,495 --> 00:45:09,039 Who is gonna raise Fred if we both end up in jail? 1029 00:45:15,337 --> 00:45:17,005 Okay, yeah, he does seem a little bit fragile. 1030 00:45:17,047 --> 00:45:19,133 Oh, yeah, no shit! 1031 00:45:19,174 --> 00:45:21,885 We can't let him out of our sight. 1032 00:45:27,307 --> 00:45:28,517 Fuck! 1033 00:45:32,020 --> 00:45:34,148 I need to take a rain check on family bar night. 1034 00:45:34,189 --> 00:45:36,150 What? 1035 00:45:36,191 --> 00:45:38,485 No, no, no, no. You love family bar night. 1036 00:45:38,527 --> 00:45:40,070 -Cartoons on the TV... I love cartoons. 1037 00:45:40,112 --> 00:45:41,739 -The pizza. I love pizza. 1038 00:45:41,780 --> 00:45:43,741 All the soda the girls can drink--come on, V. 1039 00:45:43,782 --> 00:45:45,868 I appreciate your trying to cheer me up, 1040 00:45:45,909 --> 00:45:47,411 but I just wanna go home and take a nap. 1041 00:45:47,453 --> 00:45:49,413 You can close up by yourself, right? 1042 00:45:49,455 --> 00:45:51,081 -Come on, girls. -No, wait, I'm sorry, 1043 00:45:51,123 --> 00:45:52,750 but I can't let you go. 1044 00:45:52,791 --> 00:45:54,752 Sorry I'm late! 1045 00:45:54,793 --> 00:45:56,086 Ma? 1046 00:45:56,128 --> 00:45:58,547 -I-is that your wedding dress? Yeah. 1047 00:45:58,589 --> 00:46:01,592 I just pulled it out of storage...for you. 1048 00:46:01,633 --> 00:46:03,886 -For me? Mm-hmm. 1049 00:46:03,927 --> 00:46:06,096 What's goin' on? 1050 00:46:06,138 --> 00:46:08,932 It's not family bar night. 1051 00:46:08,974 --> 00:46:10,851 It was never family bar night. 1052 00:46:10,893 --> 00:46:13,061 You remember how we wanted to get married at City Hall, 1053 00:46:13,103 --> 00:46:15,397 but they cancelled everything 'cause of the shutdown? 1054 00:46:15,439 --> 00:46:17,399 Well, they're clearing their backlog. 1055 00:46:17,441 --> 00:46:20,027 They're doing weddings on Zoom. 1056 00:46:20,068 --> 00:46:23,322 upbeat bluesy music 1057 00:46:35,083 --> 00:46:39,296 How many years... 1058 00:46:39,338 --> 00:46:41,632 -We're gettin' married? -Yes. 1059 00:46:41,673 --> 00:46:43,467 Right now? 1060 00:46:43,509 --> 00:46:46,428 Right now. 1061 00:46:46,470 --> 00:46:49,139 Seem to blind me 1062 00:46:55,020 --> 00:46:57,898 -You good? -Yeah. Don't I seem good? 1063 00:46:57,940 --> 00:47:00,067 You're drivin' like my grandma. 1064 00:47:00,108 --> 00:47:02,486 Thought you wanted to feel some Italian horsepower. 1065 00:47:02,528 --> 00:47:04,446 I'm just being cautious. 1066 00:47:04,488 --> 00:47:05,989 There's cautious, 1067 00:47:06,031 --> 00:47:07,783 and then there's whatever this is. 1068 00:47:07,825 --> 00:47:08,826 Giddy up, kid. 1069 00:47:12,412 --> 00:47:14,039 That a boy. 1070 00:47:14,081 --> 00:47:17,084 rock music 1071 00:47:17,125 --> 00:47:18,836 Okay. 1072 00:47:18,877 --> 00:47:21,213 All right, that's enough. 1073 00:47:22,339 --> 00:47:25,259 That's enough, kid. 1074 00:47:25,300 --> 00:47:27,344 Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down! Slow the fuck down! 1075 00:47:27,386 --> 00:47:29,388 I don't know what's going on. It's outta control! 1076 00:47:29,429 --> 00:47:31,306 Brake, brake, brake! 1077 00:47:33,058 --> 00:47:35,227 Oh...what the fuck? 1078 00:47:35,269 --> 00:47:39,189 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1079 00:47:39,231 --> 00:47:40,649 Piece of shit! 1080 00:47:40,691 --> 00:47:42,025 [Hightower] Man, what the hell? 1081 00:47:42,067 --> 00:47:44,194 You fuck! I told you 1082 00:47:44,236 --> 00:47:46,530 don't let Billie Eilish drive the car! 1083 00:47:51,660 --> 00:47:53,620 Mommy'll be right up, baby. 1084 00:48:00,586 --> 00:48:02,796 Rough day? 1085 00:48:04,172 --> 00:48:06,133 I didn't expect you to be here. 1086 00:48:06,174 --> 00:48:09,428 No, I wasn't. I left. 1087 00:48:09,469 --> 00:48:11,930 But then I came back, because I thought 1088 00:48:11,972 --> 00:48:15,017 I should tell you to your face how big of a bitch you are. 1089 00:48:17,853 --> 00:48:20,355 Mission accomplished. 1090 00:48:23,150 --> 00:48:27,362 You know, we both said some things we shouldn't have. 1091 00:48:27,404 --> 00:48:29,740 But I'm open to talking it out. 1092 00:48:32,075 --> 00:48:34,244 I'm not. 1093 00:48:34,286 --> 00:48:36,371 What do you mean? 1094 00:48:36,413 --> 00:48:39,875 I don't think I could be with a person like you, Sandy. 1095 00:48:39,917 --> 00:48:42,085 A person like me. Wow. 1096 00:48:42,127 --> 00:48:44,046 You left your kid. 1097 00:48:46,548 --> 00:48:49,343 So what did you do last night and then again all day today? 1098 00:48:49,384 --> 00:48:51,345 -Is that not the same, or-- -I blew off some steam 1099 00:48:51,386 --> 00:48:52,846 for less than a day. 1100 00:48:52,888 --> 00:48:54,848 And it sucked, and now I'm back. 1101 00:48:54,890 --> 00:48:56,391 With my kid. 1102 00:48:56,433 --> 00:48:58,560 Can you say the same about you and Prince? 1103 00:48:58,602 --> 00:49:01,104 No, that is not fair. I told you why I left Prince. 1104 00:49:01,146 --> 00:49:02,606 -I was 15 years old. -Oh, my God. 1105 00:49:02,648 --> 00:49:04,816 I've heard all of your excuses, Sandy, 1106 00:49:04,858 --> 00:49:07,277 and they sound great coming out of your mouth. 1107 00:49:07,319 --> 00:49:09,279 But at the end of the day, 1108 00:49:09,321 --> 00:49:12,115 you walked out on somebody that needed you. 1109 00:49:12,157 --> 00:49:15,035 I've got my entire family trying to leave me. 1110 00:49:15,077 --> 00:49:17,704 I don't need to be worried about you too. 1111 00:49:34,262 --> 00:49:36,473 You fucking... 1112 00:49:44,398 --> 00:49:46,483 You should see the scene out there. 1113 00:49:46,525 --> 00:49:50,112 Some idiot drove his Ferrari into a parked car. 1114 00:49:50,153 --> 00:49:53,073 What, she's not ready yet? We're gonna miss our time slot. 1115 00:50:09,214 --> 00:50:11,341 -Is this dress too much? -Excuse me? 1116 00:50:11,383 --> 00:50:13,510 -What's wrong with my dress? Nothin'. 1117 00:50:15,012 --> 00:50:16,638 It's perfect. 1118 00:50:20,892 --> 00:50:22,853 Are we really doing this? 1119 00:50:22,894 --> 00:50:25,188 I think so. 1120 00:50:25,230 --> 00:50:27,607 Dominic! No, honey, 1121 00:50:27,649 --> 00:50:30,694 look, that is for after they get married. 1122 00:50:30,736 --> 00:50:33,196 Kay? Oh, hey, hey, hey. 1123 00:50:33,238 --> 00:50:35,824 I think they're ready for y'all. 1124 00:50:43,290 --> 00:50:44,875 Yes, sir, I'm ready. 1125 00:50:44,916 --> 00:50:47,210 Me too. 1126 00:50:47,252 --> 00:50:49,046 Dominic! 1127 00:50:49,087 --> 00:50:51,214 I'm gonna beat your little ass--sit down! 1128 00:50:52,424 --> 00:50:53,884 Yes, sir. 1129 00:50:57,304 --> 00:50:59,056 We'll just check in on him real quick, 1130 00:50:59,097 --> 00:51:00,557 and then we got to get to Liam's school. 1131 00:51:00,599 --> 00:51:02,059 -We're already late. -In and out, all right? 1132 00:51:02,100 --> 00:51:03,393 I promise. 1133 00:51:04,853 --> 00:51:06,730 Where's Terry? 1134 00:51:06,772 --> 00:51:09,733 Your father... he's an evil man. 1135 00:51:09,775 --> 00:51:11,401 No shit. What're you doin' out here? 1136 00:51:11,443 --> 00:51:13,153 I had to handle him the same way 1137 00:51:13,195 --> 00:51:15,030 I handled Sister Cecilia. 1138 00:51:15,072 --> 00:51:16,406 Yeah, the slap to the back of the head thing, right? 1139 00:51:16,448 --> 00:51:19,201 No. -What? Like drugs? 1140 00:51:19,242 --> 00:51:21,161 -Fuckin' loves those. No. 1141 00:51:21,203 --> 00:51:24,081 A return to sit at the feet of our Lord and Savior 1142 00:51:24,122 --> 00:51:26,917 in death. 1143 00:51:26,958 --> 00:51:29,711 funky music 1144 00:51:31,588 --> 00:51:33,507 Sorry, did you just say death? 1145 00:51:49,397 --> 00:51:52,984 Okay, we'll now take a minute to consider the suggestion 1146 00:51:53,026 --> 00:51:56,363 of Mahatma Gandhi Academy of Peace. 1147 00:51:57,531 --> 00:51:59,157 What's up, buddy? 1148 00:51:59,199 --> 00:52:00,826 Where is everybody? 1149 00:52:00,867 --> 00:52:03,912 Fuck 'em. What'd I miss? 1150 00:52:03,954 --> 00:52:05,622 They already rejected 1151 00:52:05,664 --> 00:52:06,998 Martin Luther King Middle School 1152 00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:09,292 because MLK was a womanizer. 1153 00:52:09,334 --> 00:52:10,877 Then they rejected Barack Obama 1154 00:52:10,919 --> 00:52:13,547 because of his "use of drones in the Middle East." 1155 00:52:13,588 --> 00:52:14,965 They even said no to Michael Jordan. 1156 00:52:15,006 --> 00:52:16,383 Whoa, the GOAT? 1157 00:52:16,424 --> 00:52:18,802 His gambling sets a bad example. 1158 00:52:18,844 --> 00:52:21,304 Tough crowd. 1159 00:52:21,346 --> 00:52:24,266 Hey, why's Frank sittin' over there? 1160 00:52:24,307 --> 00:52:26,393 Said if I'm not with him, I'm against him. 1161 00:52:26,434 --> 00:52:28,145 I guess we're enemies. 1162 00:52:28,186 --> 00:52:30,814 Unfortunately, I don't think we can further consider 1163 00:52:30,856 --> 00:52:33,567 Mahatma Gandhi Academy of Peace. 1164 00:52:33,608 --> 00:52:35,402 We've been made aware of 1165 00:52:35,443 --> 00:52:37,487 some problematic century-old comments 1166 00:52:37,529 --> 00:52:40,323 Mr. Gandhi made about Black Africans. 1167 00:52:40,365 --> 00:52:43,326 They're...disqualifying. 1168 00:52:43,368 --> 00:52:46,204 Up next to propose a new name, 1169 00:52:46,246 --> 00:52:48,165 Francis Gallagher, 1170 00:52:48,206 --> 00:52:51,001 class of 1968. 1171 00:52:52,711 --> 00:52:56,715 Uh...thank you, madam...president. 1172 00:52:56,756 --> 00:52:59,134 Thank you. What I'd like to, uh, 1173 00:52:59,176 --> 00:53:02,179 to talk about today... 1174 00:53:02,220 --> 00:53:04,055 ...is, um... 1175 00:53:06,349 --> 00:53:10,312 Obviously, I'm here to address, 1176 00:53:10,353 --> 00:53:12,689 uh, t-the--uh... 1177 00:53:13,648 --> 00:53:16,401 I would like to address, uh, the... 1178 00:53:18,820 --> 00:53:20,363 Uh...gimme a second. 1179 00:53:20,405 --> 00:53:23,450 It'll come to me. 1180 00:53:23,491 --> 00:53:26,161 I can't seem to remember what I had to say. 1181 00:53:26,203 --> 00:53:27,704 Um, I don't think... 1182 00:53:30,749 --> 00:53:33,126 Memory's funny, isn't it? It's like... 1183 00:53:33,168 --> 00:53:34,669 sand through your fingers. 1184 00:53:34,711 --> 00:53:37,714 Sometimes you can grab it, and sometimes... 1185 00:53:39,090 --> 00:53:42,052 That damn fragile thing, it's... 1186 00:53:45,096 --> 00:53:47,474 ...all that'll be left of us. 1187 00:53:47,515 --> 00:53:49,726 All of us, at some point... 1188 00:53:52,103 --> 00:53:55,106 Just a memory. 1189 00:53:55,148 --> 00:53:58,276 And let me tell ya, if you haven't made a mark, 1190 00:53:58,318 --> 00:54:02,572 now, while you're kickin'... 1191 00:54:02,614 --> 00:54:04,783 you don't even get that. 1192 00:54:06,368 --> 00:54:08,495 Uh... 1193 00:54:08,536 --> 00:54:09,788 uh... 1194 00:54:18,713 --> 00:54:20,590 Johnny? 1195 00:54:22,050 --> 00:54:24,511 Johnny Wisneiwski? 1196 00:54:24,552 --> 00:54:26,012 Hey! 1197 00:54:26,054 --> 00:54:28,431 Why don't you show everybody your little baby dick? 1198 00:54:28,473 --> 00:54:29,849 -[laughter] -Come on! 1199 00:54:29,891 --> 00:54:32,018 I-I know the rest of the team 1200 00:54:32,060 --> 00:54:34,354 would really get a kick outta that, huh? 1201 00:54:34,396 --> 00:54:36,773 I tell you what I'm gonna do. I'll go first. 1202 00:54:36,815 --> 00:54:38,858 -Okay? Come on, Johnny. 1203 00:54:38,900 --> 00:54:40,944 Mr. Gallagher-- Hey, hey, back up! 1204 00:54:40,986 --> 00:54:43,113 That's my dad, asshole! CPD! 1205 00:54:47,158 --> 00:54:49,119 What'd Frank do this time? 1206 00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:51,079 He really lost it today. 1207 00:54:51,121 --> 00:54:53,957 Stripped naked at Liam's school in front of a bunch of kids. 1208 00:54:53,999 --> 00:54:56,251 Only thing I could do to prevent him from going to jail 1209 00:54:56,293 --> 00:54:58,628 was badging everyone there, taking him to the ER. 1210 00:54:58,670 --> 00:55:00,797 He's still getting evaluated. 1211 00:55:00,839 --> 00:55:02,507 Debs, you okay? 1212 00:55:02,549 --> 00:55:05,135 I've had a day. 1213 00:55:06,511 --> 00:55:08,847 Yeah. Yeah. 1214 00:55:08,888 --> 00:55:10,807 I guess that makes all of us. 1215 00:55:10,849 --> 00:55:13,727 A nun killed Mickey's dad. 1216 00:55:13,768 --> 00:55:16,438 Terry's dead? 1217 00:55:16,479 --> 00:55:18,106 As a doornail. 1218 00:55:18,148 --> 00:55:20,317 Damn! A nun? 1219 00:55:20,358 --> 00:55:24,863 God really does work in mysterious ways, doesn't she? 1220 00:55:25,947 --> 00:55:28,325 Hey, sorry I missed your thing. 1221 00:55:28,366 --> 00:55:30,827 Terry's dying kinda threw a wrench in our schedule. 1222 00:55:30,869 --> 00:55:34,497 -How'd it go? -I think I did all right. 1223 00:55:35,373 --> 00:55:36,666 -Whoa! -Hey! 1224 00:55:36,708 --> 00:55:38,084 -Shit, man! -Nice! 1225 00:55:38,126 --> 00:55:40,003 What name did ya end up pitching? 1226 00:55:40,045 --> 00:55:41,921 Well, when I realized they had a problem 1227 00:55:41,963 --> 00:55:44,841 with every famous person's name that anybody suggested, 1228 00:55:44,883 --> 00:55:46,843 I just thought I'll play it safe, 1229 00:55:46,885 --> 00:55:49,846 so from now on, it's just gonna be called The Middle School. 1230 00:55:49,888 --> 00:55:51,973 Nice one, man. 1231 00:55:52,015 --> 00:55:53,266 Hi. 1232 00:55:56,019 --> 00:55:57,437 What's going on? 1233 00:55:57,479 --> 00:55:59,105 -Where's Brad? -Locked in the car. 1234 00:55:59,147 --> 00:56:00,940 Handcuffed to the door. He's calmed down, 1235 00:56:00,982 --> 00:56:03,526 but he is a ticking bomb. We gotta do something 1236 00:56:03,568 --> 00:56:05,987 -before he goes to the cops. 1237 00:56:06,029 --> 00:56:09,407 Okay, so all of Mr. Gallagher's behavior 1238 00:56:09,449 --> 00:56:11,368 can be explained by his previous diagnosis. 1239 00:56:11,409 --> 00:56:13,328 We didn't find evidence of anything new. 1240 00:56:13,370 --> 00:56:14,829 Sorry, his-his previous diagnosis? 1241 00:56:14,871 --> 00:56:17,165 Well, we treated Mr. Gallagher three weeks ago, 1242 00:56:17,207 --> 00:56:19,751 did a neurological assessment, and arrived at a diagnosis 1243 00:56:19,793 --> 00:56:22,379 of alcoholic dementia. 1244 00:56:24,130 --> 00:56:26,925 I'm...sorry. I thought he would have told you by now. 1245 00:56:26,966 --> 00:56:28,218 I'm sure I mentioned it. 1246 00:56:28,259 --> 00:56:31,221 No. You didn't. 1247 00:56:31,262 --> 00:56:33,473 I'm sorry. What is alcoholic dementia? 1248 00:56:33,515 --> 00:56:36,184 Basically, he pickled his brain with decades of drinking, 1249 00:56:36,226 --> 00:56:38,103 and now his mind is calling it quits. 1250 00:56:38,144 --> 00:56:40,980 It involves significant impairments of memory 1251 00:56:41,022 --> 00:56:43,358 and other cognitive functions. 1252 00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:45,652 Were you aware that your father is an alcoholic? 1253 00:56:45,693 --> 00:56:49,364 There's been some evidence of that, yeah. 1254 00:56:49,406 --> 00:56:51,408 Some days will be good, and some will be bad. 1255 00:56:51,449 --> 00:56:52,742 Very bad. 1256 00:56:52,784 --> 00:56:55,328 It won't be a linear progression. 1257 00:56:55,370 --> 00:56:57,664 You have to be prepared to go along for the ride. 1258 00:56:57,705 --> 00:56:59,499 And try not to contradict him. 1259 00:56:59,541 --> 00:57:02,335 That leads to confusion and anger. 1260 00:57:02,377 --> 00:57:04,170 Excuse me. 1261 00:57:08,508 --> 00:57:10,510 What are we doin' in the hospital? 1262 00:57:10,552 --> 00:57:12,178 One of you have another kid? 1263 00:57:14,013 --> 00:57:15,974 No, you-you've got dementia. 1264 00:57:16,015 --> 00:57:19,060 From bein' a drunk, Frank. 1265 00:57:27,569 --> 00:57:30,363 funky music