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Hey, what are you doing here?
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You didn't even watch
last week's Shameless.
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Get the fuck out of my truck.
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[Carl]Something weird
happened with Tish.
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She didn't wanna use a condom,
but I did.
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I tried to pull out,
but she wrapped her legs
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so tight
and wouldn't let me.
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She raped you.
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Are we in a relationship?
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[Royal]Sandy!
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Who's that?
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It's my fucking husband.
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Your what?
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Now all I gotta do
is get Black folks
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moving back
into the neighborhood.
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Black folks
don't shoot up schools.
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When Mikaela has
a problem with Laquon,
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she knows she gotta go
to his mama's house,
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handle it there.
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We can stash the bikes in here
till you find some buyers.
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You're cool letting us use
your gym?
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How much?
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Five percent.
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Deal.
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I saw my dad yesterday.
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I told him about us maybe
taking over my old bedroom.
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No, no, no, absolutely not.
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We're, uh...we're thinking
we wanna sell the house,
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the Gallagher house.
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Fuck that.
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A woman found you
unconscious
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and bleeding behind a Dumpster.
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Dementia?
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rock music
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Think of all
the luck you got
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Know that
it's not for naught
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You were beaming
once before
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But it's not like that
anymore
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What is this downside
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That you speak of?
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What is this feeling
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You're so sure of?
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Round up
the friends you got
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Know that
they're not for naught
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You were willing
once before
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But it's not like that
anymore
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What is this downside
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That you speak of?
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What is this feeling
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You're so sure of?
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Good morning,
oh brother of mine.
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Made you breakfast.
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-[humming]
-What's with her?
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I wouldn't trust it.
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upbeat rock music
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Good morning, boys.
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Look what I made.
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Your favorite.
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Why the fuck are you
touching me right now?
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Tami, Phillip,
bacon rainbows?
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Flower pancakes?
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Uh, we're good.
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Uh, good.
Thanks, though.
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Hey, bud.
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So, um...
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things got a little bit heated
last night,
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but now that
we've all slept on it,
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I would like to reopen
the discussion
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about fixing up the house
to sell.
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Um...
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if we knocked out
a couple walls,
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created a more open floor plan,
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we could add 30 grand
to the sale price.
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[sighs]
Debs, what do you think?
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Oh, Phillip...
Well, I think
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you can take
your open floor plan
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-and lick my vagina.
Gross.
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Jesus fucking Christ,
what is the big deal?
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I grew up here.
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Yeah, we all grew up here.
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Maybe our kids can grow up
someplace nicer.
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Yeah, maybe somewhere
Frank doesn't live.
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Oh, I see what this is.
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It's not even your idea.
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Fucking
Little Miss Middle Class
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wants her townhouse in Pilsen.
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Whoa, hold on a second.
I didn't even--
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How hard did you have
to twist his little nut sack
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for him to do what you wanted?
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Nobody twisted
my nut sack, all right?
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And it doesn't matter
whose idea this is.
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It's a good idea.
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You are the only one
who doesn't think so.
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Well, Ian only thinks so
because you think so.
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-What?
-And Carl's too stupid to think
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-anything at all.
-Hey, that's not true.
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Mickey and I have been
saving up to get our own place.
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When did that idea come?
Right when Lip moved out.
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"Lip got his own place.
I should too."
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That's bullshit.
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I don't just do things
'cause Lip says.
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Well, you sort of do, though.
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Name one thing.
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Switched from tighty-whiteys
to boxers 'cause Lip did.
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I had a fungus issue.
Boxers air the boys out better.
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Totally.
Who told you that again?
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Lip.
Fuck the both of you.
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I'm my own man.
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Okay, big shot.
Why don't you tell Lip
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you don't wanna sell
the house, then?
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Mickey, hey, stop.
Family only.
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Mickey's family.
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Yeah, well, he's just saying--
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This doesn't concern you, Tami.
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Yeah, none of this
concerns you, Tami.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
So Mickey's family,
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but Tami's not family?
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Yeah.
They're married.
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Tami has no right to tell you
to sell my house.
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Oh, my God.
I didn't tell him
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to do anything.
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-What the fuck?
-All right, back off.
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All right?
I got this.
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Wow.
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Carl, we sell,
we each get 20 grand.
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Right?
Maybe more, okay?
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You could get
a sick bachelor pad for that.
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Awesome.
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You're gonna have to clean
that bachelor pad
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-and cook your own meals.
-Shit.
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You'll be able
to have sex
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without someone barging in
and asking for deodorant.
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But you'll have to pay
your own bills.
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Look, you can do that online.
It's easy.
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Carl doesn't know which remote
turns the TV on.
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You think he can pay
his own bills online?
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Debbie, you can't just insult
your way
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into getting what you want.
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And you can't fuck your way
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into getting
what you want, Tami!
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The fuck is so funny?
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I mean, why do you all
still live together?
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You obviously hate each other.
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-We don't hate each other.
-We don't all hate each other.
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-We just all hate Debbie.
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Hey, Ian doesn't hate Lip.
Ian loves Lip.
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Lip is his only friend
in the whole fucking world.
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Oh, fuck you, Debbie.
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-She's not wrong, though.
-All right, could we all
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just put
our personal shit aside,
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right, calm the fuck down,
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and just have
a rational discussion for once?
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We have to pay
for water?
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[Debbie]
Yes, water costs money.
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Okay, how about we don't
calm the fuck down,
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and we get up in Debbie's face,
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and we call her out
for being
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the selfish brat that she is?
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-You cut hair, Tami.
-Tami, Tami, not helping.
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If Lip told you to lick
a cat turd
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off a steam pipe
in the middle of July--
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Yeah, I got something here
to lick on.
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Nobody's licking any turds!
All right?
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I could get a maid, right?
I don't wanna have to clean
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the shit out of my own toilet.
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A maid's
not gonna cook for you.
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You're gonna starve.
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Okay, okay,
okay, okay, okay!
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Everybody shut the fuck up,
please.
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Let's just vote
and be done with it.
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Sell!
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-Shut up, Franny!
Atta girl.
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Nice mothering, Debbie.
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Stop, all right?
Tami, Mickey,
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stay out of it.
Franny, you too.
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I vote sell.
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I vote no.
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Ian.
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I vote no.
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Yes.
Gallaghers, unite.
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You fucking kidding me?
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Oh, shut up.
Carl?
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Can I think about it?
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-Yes.
-Right now, decision.
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Liam.
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Where the fuck is Liam?
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Mm, don't you look beautiful!
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No, sir.
You let Lip hide
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stolen motorcycles in Kev-Fit.
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You and I don't have anything
to say to each other
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until this is over.
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It's only for a couple of days!
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Did you see that chopper?
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I've always wanted
a chopper like that.
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I'd be ten times more fuckable
in a chopper.
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If you get on that chopper,
you're never gonna get...
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fucked again.
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Brad's got a buyer in Indiana.
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Him and Lip are running
two of them there today.
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Get rid of them.
All of them.
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Yes, ma'am.
Girls, you ready
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to go to school?
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[Veronica]
Where the hell are they going?
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Girls?
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Who's in there?
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-Liam?
-Hi.
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-Christ, Liam!
-What are you doing here?
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Lip's selling the house.
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-Lip's selling the house?
-What?
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Everyone's moving on
with their lives,
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and I'm gonna end up homeless.
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Can I live with you?
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-You got this?
-Yeah, I got it.
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All right, cool.
Girls, let's go.
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Come on.
I gotta go sign in voters.
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It's election day.
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But in the meantime,
you and I are gonna talk
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about why young Black men
can't go around
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breaking into people's houses.
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Come on.
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A Gallagher has lived
in that house
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since before statehood.
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My great-great-great
grandfather Connell
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built it on the foundation
of a Kickapoo hut,
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and it's mine.
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I should have a say.
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I should have...
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more than a say.
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I'm their father.
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I gotta...
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I gotta stop this.
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Thank...thank you.
Thanks for talking me
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through this.
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I'll see you later.
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You gonna pay
for those beers?
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Just put it on my tab.
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You don't
have a tab.
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Um...
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Where...
how did I get here?
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I don't know how you got here,
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but I know how you leaving
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if you don't pay
for your beers.
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I ordered five beers,
didn't drink any of them?
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Don't care if you drink them
or not,
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long as you pay for them.
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Uh...
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I, um...
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Chubby!
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Jesus.
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low rock music
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Okay, okay.
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-[horn honks]
-Out of the road, asshole!
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Yo, bathroom free?
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I'd give it a minute.
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-What are you looking at?
-Apartments.
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Figure when you guys
sell the house,
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-we should probably have a--
Sell?
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You just dared me
not to sell the house.
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Come on, I was
just giving you shit
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00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:29,110
for always doing
what Lip does, man.
262
00:09:29,151 --> 00:09:30,945
Go tell the others
we wanna sell this shitbag.
263
00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:32,530
Let's find a place
with lots of rooms to fuck in.
264
00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:33,698
-You know what I mean?
-No.
265
00:09:33,739 --> 00:09:35,157
I change my vote,
Debbie thinks she's right,
266
00:09:35,199 --> 00:09:37,994
and I promised to never let
Debbie think she's right.
267
00:09:38,035 --> 00:09:40,246
Promised who?
268
00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:41,247
Lip.
269
00:09:41,289 --> 00:09:42,873
Damn, man, you do need
friends who aren't Lip.
270
00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:44,750
I have friends
who aren't Lip.
271
00:09:44,792 --> 00:09:46,043
Uh-huh?
Like who?
272
00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:47,336
-Don't say me.
You.
273
00:09:47,378 --> 00:09:48,588
All right, what friends
have you got?
274
00:09:48,629 --> 00:09:49,672
-Don't say me.
You.
275
00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:51,215
See?
Neither of us have friends.
276
00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:52,633
Yeah, but as far
as I'm concerned,
277
00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:54,051
a friend is just someone else
I gotta shoot
278
00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:55,344
before they turn
state's evidence.
279
00:09:55,386 --> 00:09:56,679
Yeah, well, if I need friends,
280
00:09:56,721 --> 00:09:57,930
you need friends.
281
00:09:57,972 --> 00:09:58,848
Why?
282
00:09:58,889 --> 00:10:00,141
You really want me hanging out
by myself
283
00:10:00,182 --> 00:10:02,602
with a bunch of gay guys,
talking about sex and stuff?
284
00:10:02,643 --> 00:10:03,519
Why would you do that?
285
00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:04,437
That's what friends do.
286
00:10:04,478 --> 00:10:05,855
Fuck you.
Make friends with chicks.
287
00:10:05,896 --> 00:10:07,898
Yeah, 'cause chicks wanna hear
about our sex life.
288
00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:09,525
Why do you wanna be talking
to everybody
289
00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:10,610
about our fucking sex lives?
290
00:10:10,651 --> 00:10:12,445
I don't.
But say I wanted to bitch
291
00:10:12,486 --> 00:10:14,155
about you not liking
having your ass licked.
292
00:10:14,196 --> 00:10:15,364
Oh, Christ.
This again.
293
00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:16,407
I can't do that with a bunch
294
00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:17,491
of straight guys or with girls.
295
00:10:17,533 --> 00:10:18,659
I can only do that
with gay guys.
296
00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:20,077
You already have some,
don't you?
297
00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:21,245
You got a group of gay friends
298
00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:22,288
who know I don't
like getting my ass licked,
299
00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:23,706
and now I gotta
go fucking murder
300
00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:24,874
a bunch of people.
301
00:10:24,915 --> 00:10:26,375
No, but if I make gay friends,
302
00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:28,169
we're gonna talk about sex,
303
00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:29,962
and if you're not there,
304
00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:31,505
who knows what'll happen?
305
00:10:31,547 --> 00:10:33,841
Oh, really?
306
00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:35,593
Remember the whole monogamy
conversation we had?
307
00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:36,636
What'd we decide?
308
00:10:36,677 --> 00:10:38,346
We can hump other people
when we're together,
309
00:10:38,387 --> 00:10:39,513
not when we're on our own.
310
00:10:39,555 --> 00:10:41,474
Then I guess we should make
some friends together.
311
00:10:41,515 --> 00:10:43,684
Fuck, man,
I hate the fucking gays.
312
00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:46,520
All their "meh"
and their "bleh."
313
00:10:46,562 --> 00:10:47,730
They're not all like that.
314
00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:49,690
Okay, well, let's find some
who aren't like that.
315
00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:51,067
Where do we find those gays?
316
00:10:51,108 --> 00:10:52,485
I don't know.
317
00:10:52,526 --> 00:10:54,820
Furniture shopping?
The gym.
318
00:10:54,862 --> 00:10:56,238
Fancy places have
free trial weeks.
319
00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:58,949
All right, great, so we find
some fucking fancy gays
320
00:10:58,991 --> 00:11:00,826
at the gym.
Then what?
321
00:11:00,868 --> 00:11:01,744
Smile?
322
00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:02,745
Talk to them?
323
00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:05,206
Jesus Christ,
I gotta smile now too?
324
00:11:05,247 --> 00:11:06,415
You seemed pretty happy
325
00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:10,461
with how I woke you up
this morning.
326
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:11,879
Whatever.
327
00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:14,632
rock music
328
00:11:23,974 --> 00:11:24,975
Fuck me.
329
00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:27,937
Hi.
I brought you a coffee.
330
00:11:27,978 --> 00:11:29,772
No, thanks.
331
00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:30,898
Where you headed?
332
00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:32,358
Winfrey Elementary.
333
00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:33,693
Gonna go talk
to the first graders
334
00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:35,111
about stranger danger.
335
00:11:35,152 --> 00:11:37,363
Okay, well, you wanna...
get together tonight,
336
00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:38,614
like dinner or something?
337
00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:40,324
Uh, look, I don't think
338
00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:43,035
we should be seeing
each other anymore.
339
00:11:43,077 --> 00:11:45,287
Okay.
Uh...
340
00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:48,040
W-wait, I-I thought that...
341
00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:53,671
Okay.
342
00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:03,222
Shh, there you go.
Shh.
343
00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:04,306
Yeah.
344
00:12:04,348 --> 00:12:06,142
Yeah, all right, great.
Yeah, I'll see you in an hour.
345
00:12:06,183 --> 00:12:07,768
A'ight, bye.
346
00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,019
Hey.
347
00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:10,771
Brad found a buyer
348
00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:11,814
for the bikes in Merrillville,
349
00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:13,399
so I'm gonna go pick them up
from Kev's
350
00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:15,109
-and run them down.
-Great.
351
00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:16,944
I will start packing up
some of our stuff
352
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:19,155
and bringing it over
to my dad's.
353
00:12:19,196 --> 00:12:20,656
I'm sorry.
What?
354
00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:21,866
Well, I mean,
we have to be out of here
355
00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:22,867
in a few weeks.
356
00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,535
Doesn't look like you're
selling your old house
357
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:25,953
-anytime soon.
Uh-huh.
358
00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:27,830
We can't afford a new place,
so...
359
00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:29,582
I thought that we
would stay with my dad
360
00:12:29,623 --> 00:12:30,791
just until we figure things
out.
361
00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:32,501
Oh, I've got things
figured out, though, right?
362
00:12:32,543 --> 00:12:34,503
I'm gonna get Liam and Carl
on my side,
363
00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:35,463
we're gonna sell the house,
364
00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:37,381
and we can use our cuts
365
00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:38,466
to get a new place.
366
00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:42,386
Okay, but even if Debbie
let that happen,
367
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:44,096
we're talking about remodeling.
368
00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:45,139
You know?
369
00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:46,849
That's gonna take a while.
370
00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:48,058
Well, I'm gonna sell
the Indian,
371
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:49,977
and that'll get us enough
to rent an apartment
372
00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:50,811
in the meantime.
373
00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,438
Lip.
"Sell the house."
374
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:53,272
"Sell the Indian."
375
00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:55,274
How about just get a job?
376
00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:56,317
You know?
377
00:12:56,358 --> 00:12:57,902
-Amazon is hiring drivers.
-No, no.
378
00:12:57,943 --> 00:13:00,029
No, no, no, no, no.
I've got applications in,
379
00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:02,490
all right, for mechanic jobs
all over town.
380
00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:05,451
That's great, but, like,
until you get one of those,
381
00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:07,369
how about deliver packages
382
00:13:07,411 --> 00:13:08,579
or flip burgers?
383
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:11,123
And we can stay with my family,
save up for a new place
384
00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:12,041
like normal people.
385
00:13:12,082 --> 00:13:14,084
No, I'm not living
with your family.
386
00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:15,336
Okay?
W-with your dad
387
00:13:15,377 --> 00:13:16,420
and his Fox News
388
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:19,089
and-and-and Cami
and her fucking...
389
00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:20,090
fucking Cami-ness.
390
00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:21,842
Oh, what, you think
your family's any better?
391
00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:23,803
C-come on, you guys have
a criminal record
392
00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:25,095
longer than the Gambinos'.
393
00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:27,264
Look, it would be easier
394
00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:29,308
to fix up my old house
if we were in it.
395
00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:32,561
Well, Debbie...
called me a controlling bitch,
396
00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:34,438
so we are not staying there.
397
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,524
Thank you for defending me,
by the way.
398
00:13:36,565 --> 00:13:38,901
You don't think you're being
a little controlling right now?
399
00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:40,903
I...I have a plan.
400
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:42,071
-Okay?
-Yeah, but it's based on things
401
00:13:42,112 --> 00:13:44,031
that are not in your control.
402
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:45,241
Okay?
With my plan,
403
00:13:45,282 --> 00:13:48,035
we have a place to stay.
We have actual income.
404
00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:50,204
All right, wait.
405
00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:52,581
Just give me the day,
all right?
406
00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:54,333
Let me work on Liam and Carl.
407
00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:55,918
Let me sell the Indian,
all right?
408
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,044
If it doesn't work out,
409
00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:58,671
then we will talk
about what happens next.
410
00:13:58,712 --> 00:14:01,298
Just one day, okay?
411
00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:05,219
Fine.
412
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:06,178
One day.
413
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:07,221
Okay.
Hey.
414
00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:08,430
It'll work out, all right?
415
00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:09,557
I promise you.
416
00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:12,685
-Okay.
-All right.
417
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:17,398
Chu-chu-chu-chu-chu.
418
00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:18,899
Hey, Brad.
Uh, yeah.
419
00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:20,276
You think you can, uh,
find someone
420
00:14:20,317 --> 00:14:22,361
who would wanna buy
the Indian too?
421
00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:31,912
Six feet, assholes.
422
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:33,080
Where's V?
423
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:34,290
Municipal elections.
424
00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:36,375
She's working
at a polling station.
425
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:37,459
Maybe we should go vote.
426
00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:38,460
V said if you tried to vote,
427
00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:40,045
she's gonna beat the shit
out of you.
428
00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:41,881
Can I get
a Boilermaker there, Kev?
429
00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:43,090
JB on the rocks.
430
00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:46,343
Nobody wants coffee?
Bunch of damn alcoholics.
431
00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:50,973
Oh, there she is.
432
00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:54,143
1948 Panhead...
433
00:14:54,184 --> 00:14:55,102
Burnt copper.
434
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:57,354
springer-rigged fork.
435
00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:59,189
Totally chopped.
436
00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:01,692
rock music
437
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:04,987
Bad boy treating lives
like a broken toy
438
00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:06,572
Bad boy...
439
00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:07,489
Fuck it.
440
00:15:07,531 --> 00:15:10,034
Nothing but bad
441
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:14,288
Your kind's evil minor
to the bone
442
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:16,040
Bad boy
443
00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:18,876
It's gonna get bad
444
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:23,964
Hey, Liam.
445
00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:25,257
I just wanted to call
and, uh, see
446
00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:27,551
where your head was at
as far as selling the house.
447
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:29,553
Call me.
Oh, and by the way,
448
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:30,971
I'm making Tuna Helper tonight.
449
00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:33,182
Your favorite.
Bye.
450
00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:39,563
Hey, Carl.
Uh, I just wanted to call
451
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:42,483
and see where your head was at
as far as selling the house.
452
00:15:42,524 --> 00:15:43,400
Call me.
453
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:45,194
By the way, I put
some pineapple Fresca
454
00:15:45,235 --> 00:15:47,112
in your mini-fridge.
Your favorite.
455
00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:48,656
Bye.
456
00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:51,867
I don't get it.
457
00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:54,119
I say sell this shithole
like Lip wants,
458
00:15:54,161 --> 00:15:56,163
get a Thunderbird,
and let's Thelma and Louise
459
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,539
our asses to Mexico.
460
00:15:57,581 --> 00:15:59,333
It's not just Lip's decision.
461
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,335
We make decisions as a family.
462
00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:02,962
If you weren't beholden
to your family,
463
00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:04,797
you'd have way more fun.
464
00:16:04,838 --> 00:16:06,507
Yeah, well,
I'd still have Franny.
465
00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:08,926
People with kids
don't get to have fun.
466
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,469
[Royal]Sandy!
467
00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:11,804
Sandy!
468
00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:13,097
Oh, that's fucking Royal.
469
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:14,431
[Royal]Sandy!
470
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:15,307
Fuck that noise.
471
00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:16,850
Wait, no.
Debbie.
472
00:16:16,892 --> 00:16:18,644
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
473
00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:20,229
No, no, no, don't.
No, no, no.
474
00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:21,981
-No, Debbie, stop.
-[Royal] Sandy!
475
00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:25,818
Oh-ho, Royal,
you fucking pervert.
476
00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:27,236
You can't just force
477
00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:28,529
a 15-year-old girl
to marry you...
478
00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:29,488
Force her?
I didn't force her--
479
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:30,531
...and then stalk her
480
00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:31,949
for the rest
of your fucking life.
481
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,242
-Now get the fuck out of here.
-No, Debbie, Debbie, stop it.
482
00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:34,702
Stop it.
What...what are you doing here?
483
00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:37,079
I'm sorry, but you weren't
answering your phone.
484
00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:38,831
They cut my hours at Verizon,
485
00:16:38,872 --> 00:16:41,333
so I picked up a job
at Pizzeria Uno.
486
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,210
-Okay.
-Why is that her problem?
487
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:45,587
Because someone
needs to watch Prince.
488
00:16:45,629 --> 00:16:48,507
Who's Prince?
489
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:50,175
Come on, bud.
490
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:53,178
Hey.
There you go.
491
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,221
No.
492
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:55,305
My mom's in the hospital
493
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:56,557
with another popped
stomach staple.
494
00:16:56,598 --> 00:16:58,934
You think I would ask
if I had any other option?
495
00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:01,186
Can you please just be
a mother for five hours?
496
00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:02,730
A mother?
You--
497
00:17:02,771 --> 00:17:04,940
Hey, you stay here with Mommy
and her girlfriend,
498
00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:06,442
and I'll come get you after
Pizzeria Uno, okay, buddy?
499
00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:07,735
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
500
00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:09,737
You can't just leave him here.
What are you doing?
501
00:17:09,778 --> 00:17:10,696
I love you, buddy.
502
00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:13,198
I'm sorry, Sandy.
Five hours.
503
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:19,079
Oh
504
00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:20,414
Hi, Mom.
505
00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:21,915
peppy music
506
00:17:21,957 --> 00:17:23,876
Don't call me that.
507
00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:25,836
Hey, Sandy!
508
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,337
Come.
509
00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:32,009
Hey
510
00:17:37,264 --> 00:17:38,599
Shit.
511
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:46,607
Can you change a twenty?
512
00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:48,859
That's a candy bar wrapper.
513
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,111
Oh, will you look at that?
I'm sorry.
514
00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:53,697
I was just diagnosed
with dementia.
515
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,616
I must've picked up
the candy bar wrapper
516
00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:58,410
on my dresser
instead of my wa--
517
00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:02,289
Bless you.
518
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,458
Sucker.
519
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,376
Gina!
How are you?
520
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:07,419
You look wonderful.
521
00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:08,378
Bitch, I don't know you!
522
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:09,630
You're not...
I'm so sorry.
523
00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:11,715
I thought you were
my friend Gina, and...and I--
524
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:12,800
Fuck you, old man.
525
00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:16,220
I'm ...m sorry.
I'm...
526
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:21,225
[bus PA]Via Wacker.
527
00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:24,603
Thank you, Danica.
528
00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:26,855
Excellent.
529
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:29,900
upbeat rock music
530
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:41,620
Shit, shit, fuck,
shit, fuck, shit, fuck.
531
00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:46,208
Hello, Officer.
Kevin Ball,
532
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:48,293
upstanding taxpayer
and father of two.
533
00:18:48,335 --> 00:18:50,504
-This your chopper?
-Yes...no.
534
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,172
No, it's, uh, my friend's.
535
00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:54,341
I'm just taking it for a spin
on the way to work.
536
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:56,468
You own Kev-Fit?
537
00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:58,887
Hmm?
538
00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:01,473
Yes, yes.
I own Kev-Fit.
539
00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:03,433
Where'd your friend
get this bike?
540
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:04,935
I don't know,
541
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,812
but I'm sure he got it legally.
542
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:08,981
Think he'd be willing
to sell it?
543
00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:12,818
I've been looking
for a '48 Panhead for years.
544
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:15,487
1,200 CCs,
butterfly carburetor,
545
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:17,030
springer-raked fork...
546
00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:18,240
Totally chopped.
547
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:19,992
[laughs]
Right, Officer.
548
00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:21,076
You know your bikes.
549
00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:22,536
But I don't think
this one's for sale.
550
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:23,996
Ask your friend.
551
00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:26,999
I can come by Kev-Fit
later today.
552
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:28,667
Why don't I, uh,
get your number,
553
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:30,919
and I can call you
to see if he's interested?
554
00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:32,671
Cops don't give out
our personal info.
555
00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:34,840
Kev-Fit's on my way home.
I'll stop by around 4:30.
556
00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:36,341
But I don't think
he's gonna be there.
557
00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:38,343
We close early
if no one shows up to class.
558
00:19:38,385 --> 00:19:40,053
If I don't catch him today,
tell him
559
00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:41,680
I'll find him sooner or later.
560
00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:43,473
-See you at 4:30.
-Okay, Officer.
561
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:44,558
We'll be there.
562
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,310
Or not.
But maybe.
563
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:48,478
But we probably won't be there.
564
00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,401
Here's your sticker,
Mrs. Meyers.
565
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:56,528
Hannity-loving
blue-haired old hag.
566
00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:58,780
Don't you dare vote
against my rent control bill,
567
00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:00,157
white lady.
568
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,075
Where are all the Black voters?
569
00:20:02,117 --> 00:20:04,870
It's like a Paula Deen
Tupperware party in here.
570
00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:06,163
[Debbie on phone]Oh,
and by the way, I'm making
571
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,623
Tuna Helper tonight,
your favorite.
572
00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:09,291
Bye.
573
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,210
Now everyone wants to know
how I feel
574
00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:12,628
about selling the house?
575
00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:13,712
They didn't ask how you felt
576
00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:14,713
about selling before?
577
00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:16,715
No.
They barely know I'm alive.
578
00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:18,800
That is not true.
They love you.
579
00:20:18,842 --> 00:20:20,427
But you have got to speak up.
580
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:21,845
You are a young Black man
581
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:22,721
in a white, white world.
582
00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:24,306
You need to make
your voice heard
583
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:26,058
like all
these white folk motherfuckers.
584
00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:27,601
They making their voices heard.
585
00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:29,228
Black people
are not speaking up,
586
00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:31,813
so my rent control measure's
probably gonna tank,
587
00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:33,523
white gentrifiers
will take all the housing,
588
00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:35,359
and the South Side
will be the Gold Coast
589
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:36,526
before you know it.
590
00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:38,946
Where's my mama?
She always votes.
591
00:20:44,993 --> 00:20:46,620
-Hey, stranger.
-[Veronica] Hey!
592
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,747
-You coming to vote today?
-Oh, that was today?
593
00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:50,374
Yeah.
Get your behind down here.
594
00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:52,501
[Carol]Oh, baby,
I'm not gonna be voting.
595
00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:53,794
I'm packing.
596
00:20:53,835 --> 00:20:54,878
[Veronica]Packing what?
597
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:55,963
I sold the house.
598
00:20:56,004 --> 00:20:58,715
Dominic and I
are moving to Louisville.
599
00:20:58,757 --> 00:20:59,633
Louisville?
600
00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:00,592
[Carol]Yeah, I told you
601
00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:01,843
I was putting it
on the market.
602
00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:04,137
You know, I'm going
through some of your old stuff,
603
00:21:04,179 --> 00:21:07,099
and, well, I'm not sure
what to give to Goodwill.
604
00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:08,183
How about none of it?
605
00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:09,643
Okay, why don't you
come by later,
606
00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:10,852
and we'll decide together?
607
00:21:10,894 --> 00:21:13,272
All right, sweetie.
Love you.
608
00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:22,614
So why didn't you tell me
you abandoned a kid?
609
00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:25,158
[scoffs]
I didn't abandon a kid.
610
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,994
I left a shitty situation.
611
00:21:27,035 --> 00:21:29,705
Royal seems
like a decent enough guy.
612
00:21:29,746 --> 00:21:31,498
How was that
a shitty situation?
613
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:33,667
I was 15, pregnant,
614
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:37,004
and taken in by a 30-year-old
who sells phones.
615
00:21:37,045 --> 00:21:39,965
That doesn't sound
like a shitty situation to you?
616
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:42,384
Not shitty enough
to abandon a kid.
617
00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:44,845
I was a kid myself, Debbie.
618
00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:49,099
I got bored.
619
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,225
-You got bored...
-Yes.
620
00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:51,643
...so you abandoned a child.
621
00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:53,312
Uh, yeah, I was 15.
622
00:21:53,353 --> 00:21:57,482
I needed to find myself.
623
00:21:57,524 --> 00:22:01,320
Don't you ever wish
you had found yourself?
624
00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:03,405
No.
625
00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:05,907
You never once thought, "Mm,
626
00:22:05,949 --> 00:22:08,744
gee, I wish I wasn't tied down
by Franny
627
00:22:08,785 --> 00:22:10,829
for the last five years
of my life?"
628
00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:11,913
Hell, no.
629
00:22:11,955 --> 00:22:14,166
"I wish I could've left
this house,
630
00:22:14,207 --> 00:22:17,836
like, struck out on my own,
and seen the world"?
631
00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:21,506
No.
632
00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,593
Well, I guess you're
a better person
633
00:22:24,634 --> 00:22:26,053
than I am, then.
634
00:22:26,094 --> 00:22:28,180
Yeah, sure sounds like it.
635
00:22:28,221 --> 00:22:30,349
Oh, fuck you,
you judgmental ho.
636
00:22:30,390 --> 00:22:32,059
-Where are you going?
-To work.
637
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:33,477
What the hell am I supposed
to do with Prince?
638
00:22:33,518 --> 00:22:35,228
I don't know.
Put him on an El
639
00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:36,271
to Pizzeria Uno.
640
00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:39,566
Hey, you cannot just run away
from people, Sandy!
641
00:22:42,235 --> 00:22:44,154
-Shit.
642
00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:46,948
Suit up, motherfucker.
643
00:22:46,990 --> 00:22:48,367
Is that a vagina?
644
00:22:48,408 --> 00:22:49,242
Yeah.
645
00:22:49,284 --> 00:22:51,203
She's also
Sally the SVU Squirrel.
646
00:22:51,244 --> 00:22:52,996
We have young victims
show us on Sally
647
00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:54,373
where they were touched.
648
00:22:54,414 --> 00:22:57,584
Don't worry, we'll put
the skirt on her today.
649
00:23:00,087 --> 00:23:03,382
You mind checking that for me?
Back pocket.
650
00:23:05,759 --> 00:23:07,844
-Says "Shithead number four."
651
00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:09,554
Fucking Debbie trying
to convince me
652
00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:11,640
not to sell our house.
653
00:23:11,681 --> 00:23:12,891
Why would you sell your house?
654
00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:14,309
So I can get
a sick bachelor pad
655
00:23:14,351 --> 00:23:16,061
and not live with my family.
656
00:23:16,103 --> 00:23:17,646
But I do love that house,
657
00:23:17,687 --> 00:23:19,106
and I kind of like
living with my family.
658
00:23:19,147 --> 00:23:22,109
But I got low-level raped
in my man cave in the basement,
659
00:23:22,150 --> 00:23:23,568
and I do I really wanna live
in a place
660
00:23:23,610 --> 00:23:26,113
with traumatic memories
like that?
661
00:23:26,154 --> 00:23:27,697
I'm sorry.
Low-level raped?
662
00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:29,074
I wanted to use a condom,
663
00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:33,787
but this girl mounted my dick
before I could get one on.
664
00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:35,747
Man.
665
00:23:35,789 --> 00:23:37,374
I was at a party once.
666
00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:38,750
A girl took me
into a dark room,
667
00:23:38,792 --> 00:23:40,794
you know, to blow me,
668
00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:42,504
but what I thought
was her mouth
669
00:23:42,546 --> 00:23:44,423
wasn't her mouth.
670
00:23:44,464 --> 00:23:46,842
Nine months later,
she's having my baby,
671
00:23:46,883 --> 00:23:49,052
a month later, we're married,
672
00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:50,720
two years later,
we're divorced,
673
00:23:50,762 --> 00:23:51,930
and now half my paycheck
674
00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:53,640
goes to alimony
and child support,
675
00:23:53,682 --> 00:23:56,101
so now I'm stuck living
with my grandma in Englewood
676
00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:57,853
while my ex-wife
takes it up the pooper
677
00:23:57,894 --> 00:23:59,855
from some 18-year-old rapper
678
00:23:59,896 --> 00:24:02,357
who spends my hard-earned money
on molly
679
00:24:02,399 --> 00:24:03,275
and DJ equipment.
680
00:24:03,316 --> 00:24:07,446
Well, club circuit's dead,
bitches.
681
00:24:07,487 --> 00:24:08,864
Who's laughing now?
682
00:24:08,905 --> 00:24:11,825
peppy dance music
683
00:24:11,867 --> 00:24:13,535
Na, na, na, na, na, na...
684
00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:14,995
There we go.
685
00:24:15,036 --> 00:24:16,288
Na, na, na
686
00:24:16,329 --> 00:24:17,956
Na, na, na, na, na, na
687
00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:20,584
Fuckin' A.
688
00:24:21,501 --> 00:24:23,712
Okay, but how
do we know who's gay?
689
00:24:23,753 --> 00:24:26,089
If they're watching themselves
work out in the mirror,
690
00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:27,799
they're gay.
691
00:24:27,841 --> 00:24:29,843
That means everybody out there
was fucking gay.
692
00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:31,178
You know what?
Just hold this.
693
00:24:31,219 --> 00:24:33,805
I gotta find a shitter.
694
00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:36,516
Sorry.
-My bad, dude.
695
00:24:43,398 --> 00:24:44,524
How's your workout?
696
00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:46,234
Oof.
Rough, man.
697
00:24:46,276 --> 00:24:48,820
Trainer had me doing
four different types of squats.
698
00:24:48,862 --> 00:24:51,990
Gotta keep the tuchus
in shape for my better half.
699
00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:53,074
Oh.
700
00:24:53,116 --> 00:24:55,535
Hey, you don't have
any glycolic undereye, do you?
701
00:24:55,577 --> 00:24:57,204
Looks like they're out.
702
00:24:57,245 --> 00:24:58,455
I don't know what that is.
703
00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:00,081
Ah, found some.
704
00:25:00,123 --> 00:25:03,877
No worries.
705
00:25:03,919 --> 00:25:06,796
So is your better half here?
706
00:25:06,838 --> 00:25:09,508
She's teaching
Pilates downtown.
707
00:25:09,549 --> 00:25:10,509
She.
708
00:25:10,550 --> 00:25:11,801
Wife.
709
00:25:11,843 --> 00:25:13,178
Ah, yeah.
Cool.
710
00:25:13,220 --> 00:25:16,348
Good luck
with the whole eye thing.
711
00:25:16,389 --> 00:25:18,183
Hey, hey, two guys
are jacking each other off
712
00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:20,519
in the steam room.
Let's go be friends with them.
713
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:22,062
Come on.
714
00:25:22,103 --> 00:25:25,106
rock music
715
00:25:27,317 --> 00:25:29,736
We've been down
this road before...
716
00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:33,156
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
717
00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:35,033
Shit!
718
00:25:35,075 --> 00:25:35,992
Tommy!
719
00:25:36,034 --> 00:25:37,160
Lip, hey, it's Kev.
720
00:25:37,202 --> 00:25:38,161
Uh, we got a problem.
721
00:25:38,203 --> 00:25:39,538
Call me back.
It's about the...
722
00:25:39,579 --> 00:25:42,624
olen-stay ikes-bay.
723
00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:43,667
How was the ride?
724
00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:45,794
Not great.
I think I accidentally invited
725
00:25:45,835 --> 00:25:47,045
a cop to see the bikes.
726
00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:47,754
So?
727
00:25:47,796 --> 00:25:48,880
They're stolen, Tommy.
728
00:25:48,922 --> 00:25:50,966
Stolen?
Well, that was stupid.
729
00:25:51,007 --> 00:25:52,884
Which part, the stolen
or the cop?
730
00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:53,802
Both, I would think.
731
00:25:53,843 --> 00:25:55,178
You still got your truck here?
732
00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:56,263
You gotta help me
get rid of them.
733
00:25:56,304 --> 00:25:58,056
Come on, man.
I just got a fresh beer.
734
00:25:58,098 --> 00:26:00,600
Tommy.
735
00:26:00,642 --> 00:26:03,353
Okay, Christ.
Meet you out back.
736
00:26:05,939 --> 00:26:08,358
Lip, where are you?
Call me.
737
00:26:14,948 --> 00:26:17,075
Sorry, where are we?
738
00:26:17,117 --> 00:26:19,494
Nearing the Howard stop.
739
00:26:19,536 --> 00:26:20,579
Howard?
740
00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:24,040
Did this bus magically skip
the back of the Yards?
741
00:26:24,082 --> 00:26:27,168
That was almost 30 stops ago.
742
00:26:27,210 --> 00:26:29,713
Stop the bus.
743
00:26:29,754 --> 00:26:33,383
Stop the goddamn bus.
744
00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:35,885
Which way do I walk?
745
00:26:41,016 --> 00:26:42,475
Thank you.
746
00:26:42,517 --> 00:26:45,103
Next time, tell me, will you?
747
00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:48,690
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
748
00:26:48,732 --> 00:26:51,109
I can't do less than 12 grand.
749
00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:56,072
All right, how about 11?
750
00:26:56,114 --> 00:26:57,032
Seven?
751
00:26:57,073 --> 00:26:59,034
Yeah, fuck you, dickhead.
Jesus Christ.
752
00:26:59,075 --> 00:27:00,952
He's offering seven grand
for the Indian?
753
00:27:00,994 --> 00:27:02,162
Yeah.
It's the third guy
754
00:27:02,203 --> 00:27:03,496
that lowballed me today.
755
00:27:03,538 --> 00:27:04,914
Now I won't even clear a grand
756
00:27:04,956 --> 00:27:06,082
after everything I put into it.
757
00:27:06,124 --> 00:27:08,126
Jesus.
I will cut my own throat
758
00:27:08,168 --> 00:27:09,377
before moving in
with Bob Tamietti.
759
00:27:09,419 --> 00:27:11,630
Listen, we should clear
at least 20 grand
760
00:27:11,671 --> 00:27:13,131
for these bikes
in Merrillville.
761
00:27:13,173 --> 00:27:14,507
-Yeah.
-Take some.
762
00:27:14,549 --> 00:27:15,925
Use it to rent you
and Tami a place.
763
00:27:15,967 --> 00:27:17,677
No, no, man.
That's for your baby's bills.
764
00:27:17,719 --> 00:27:18,803
Take five.
765
00:27:18,845 --> 00:27:21,431
Pay me back
when you sell the Indian.
766
00:27:23,683 --> 00:27:24,643
You sure?
767
00:27:24,684 --> 00:27:27,270
Well, if it'll keep you
from cutting your throat,
768
00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:29,105
absolutely.
769
00:27:30,190 --> 00:27:32,108
Thank you.
770
00:27:39,407 --> 00:27:41,409
What the fuck?
771
00:27:41,451 --> 00:27:44,454
rock music
772
00:27:47,707 --> 00:27:49,542
We're just gonna leave
them here?
773
00:27:49,584 --> 00:27:51,711
We'll come back for them
when things have cooled down.
774
00:27:51,753 --> 00:27:53,213
What about the chopper?
775
00:27:53,254 --> 00:27:54,631
Too hot.
Cop's already seen me on it.
776
00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:56,424
We're gonna put it
where no one can find it.
777
00:27:56,466 --> 00:27:58,259
They won't think
to look for them here.
778
00:27:58,301 --> 00:28:00,136
Oh, shit.
Incoming!
779
00:28:03,890 --> 00:28:04,891
Fuck.
780
00:28:04,933 --> 00:28:08,978
-Go. Go.
What the hell, man?
781
00:28:09,020 --> 00:28:12,273
What the fuck?
Hey!
782
00:28:14,943 --> 00:28:17,654
You can't just sell
her childhood home like that.
783
00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:20,615
Who is this,
and why is he speaking to me?
784
00:28:20,657 --> 00:28:22,158
I'm Liam.
I'm practicing
785
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:23,243
making my voice heard.
786
00:28:23,284 --> 00:28:25,578
When did you up and decide
to move to Louisville?
787
00:28:25,620 --> 00:28:26,579
I've been telling you
788
00:28:26,621 --> 00:28:27,956
that I wanted to move
for years.
789
00:28:27,997 --> 00:28:29,290
You told me
you were gonna give me
790
00:28:29,332 --> 00:28:30,959
a llama for Christmas
when I was four.
791
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,711
I'm still waiting for that
to happen.
792
00:28:32,752 --> 00:28:34,629
Chicago isn't the same anymore.
793
00:28:34,671 --> 00:28:35,839
Black people are moving out
794
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,550
faster than white people were
stealing us out of Africa.
795
00:28:38,591 --> 00:28:42,554
Which is why you need to stay.
We have to fight.
796
00:28:42,595 --> 00:28:44,264
Chicago is our home.
797
00:28:44,305 --> 00:28:47,183
Honey, I'm just getting too old
for this fight.
798
00:28:47,225 --> 00:28:49,060
I'm trying to raise a Black son
799
00:28:49,102 --> 00:28:51,521
in the white hipster capital
of the Midwest.
800
00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:55,066
He's watching
white people sitcoms on TV
801
00:28:55,108 --> 00:28:57,527
in Crocs.
802
00:28:57,569 --> 00:28:58,862
But Louisville?
803
00:28:58,903 --> 00:29:01,239
Well, your aunts are there,
and their sons,
804
00:29:01,281 --> 00:29:04,117
and husbands...
you know, family.
805
00:29:04,159 --> 00:29:05,410
What am I?
806
00:29:05,452 --> 00:29:08,079
You've only seen me
twice this year,
807
00:29:08,121 --> 00:29:10,331
and we only live
eight blocks apart.
808
00:29:10,373 --> 00:29:13,293
There's a community
in Louisville for me.
809
00:29:13,334 --> 00:29:16,838
Baby, I'm sorry, but it's...
it's just time.
810
00:29:26,890 --> 00:29:28,224
Can't believe
you wouldn't let us
811
00:29:28,266 --> 00:29:29,309
be friends with those guys.
812
00:29:29,350 --> 00:29:31,102
You can't start friendships off
with sex.
813
00:29:31,144 --> 00:29:32,312
It sets a bad precedent.
814
00:29:32,353 --> 00:29:33,396
First, we didn't have sex.
815
00:29:33,438 --> 00:29:34,481
We got hand jobs
in a steam room.
816
00:29:34,522 --> 00:29:36,441
Two, our friendship
started with sex.
817
00:29:36,483 --> 00:29:38,359
If you want me marrying
one of those guys in ten years,
818
00:29:38,401 --> 00:29:40,820
then, yeah, let's go back
and make friends with them.
819
00:29:40,862 --> 00:29:42,447
All right, fine,
no steam room guys.
820
00:29:42,489 --> 00:29:44,199
We can still go back
for handies, though, right?
821
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:45,283
Definitely.
822
00:29:45,325 --> 00:29:46,409
I said mid-century.
823
00:29:46,451 --> 00:29:47,911
Yes, but which part
of mid-century?
824
00:29:47,952 --> 00:29:49,829
-It's not just a year.
-It doesn't matter.
825
00:29:49,871 --> 00:29:53,416
I said cabernet mauve,
not cotton candy mauve.
826
00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:55,543
-Please, not those guys.
-No.
827
00:29:55,585 --> 00:29:57,337
Just make
a fucking decision.
828
00:29:57,378 --> 00:29:59,798
-Okay!
-Hey, guys?
829
00:29:59,839 --> 00:30:01,633
Darker or lighter duvet?
830
00:30:01,674 --> 00:30:03,760
-What?
-I guess that depends
831
00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:05,345
on what part of mid-century.
832
00:30:05,386 --> 00:30:06,638
Bedspread thing?
Lighter.
833
00:30:06,679 --> 00:30:08,848
Hides the lube stains.
Let's go.
834
00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:11,518
I'm Ian.
This is Mickey.
835
00:30:11,559 --> 00:30:14,020
Tim.
This is Brendan.
836
00:30:14,062 --> 00:30:15,188
-Hey.
-He's right.
837
00:30:15,230 --> 00:30:16,940
Lube has destroyed, like,
six sets of sheets for us.
838
00:30:16,981 --> 00:30:18,358
Well, are you using water-based
839
00:30:18,399 --> 00:30:19,484
-or silicone?
840
00:30:19,526 --> 00:30:20,693
Silicone.
841
00:30:20,735 --> 00:30:21,903
Water-based doesn't stain.
842
00:30:21,945 --> 00:30:23,196
Neither does spit.
Ian.
843
00:30:23,238 --> 00:30:24,614
Ugh,
Joe and Sherman can't go
844
00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:26,282
to Anderson Cooper's
book signing today.
845
00:30:26,324 --> 00:30:28,785
It's just us, Jon, and Travis.
846
00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:30,328
We're free today.
847
00:30:30,370 --> 00:30:32,539
For a book signing?
848
00:30:32,580 --> 00:30:33,665
I don't like books.
849
00:30:33,706 --> 00:30:35,041
We love
Anderson Cooper, though.
850
00:30:35,083 --> 00:30:36,668
We do.
He's great.
851
00:30:36,709 --> 00:30:38,461
Listen, can I talk to you
for a sec?
852
00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:40,129
Who the fuck
is Anderson Cooper?
853
00:30:40,171 --> 00:30:41,714
Who the fuck knows?
But maybe these guys
854
00:30:41,756 --> 00:30:42,549
can be our friends.
855
00:30:42,590 --> 00:30:43,675
Oh, so we can't be friends
856
00:30:43,716 --> 00:30:45,093
with the steam room guys,
but we can be friends
857
00:30:45,134 --> 00:30:47,220
with fucking twinks
buying a duvet?
858
00:30:47,262 --> 00:30:48,721
Do you wanna fuck
either of them?
859
00:30:48,763 --> 00:30:50,306
-No.
-Then yes, we can be friends
860
00:30:50,348 --> 00:30:51,558
with the twinks buying a duvet.
861
00:30:51,599 --> 00:30:52,684
I d-no--
862
00:30:52,725 --> 00:30:54,185
We're in.
863
00:30:54,227 --> 00:30:55,937
Okay.
Great.
864
00:30:57,647 --> 00:30:58,690
Okay.
865
00:30:58,731 --> 00:31:00,233
Smile.
866
00:31:01,484 --> 00:31:05,530
And that is how Teddy
got abducted and murdered,
867
00:31:05,572 --> 00:31:06,489
kids.
868
00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:09,534
Now, do we ever take rides
with strangers?
869
00:31:09,576 --> 00:31:11,119
No!
870
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:13,371
That's right.
Now, Sally
871
00:31:13,413 --> 00:31:14,539
is gonna teach you
the difference
872
00:31:14,581 --> 00:31:16,040
between appropriate
873
00:31:16,082 --> 00:31:17,792
and inappropriate ways
874
00:31:17,834 --> 00:31:20,086
of being touched by an adult.
875
00:31:20,128 --> 00:31:21,588
Yay!
876
00:31:23,923 --> 00:31:25,258
Now, kids,
877
00:31:25,300 --> 00:31:27,468
sometimes an adult
touches you
878
00:31:27,510 --> 00:31:28,511
and that's okay,
879
00:31:28,553 --> 00:31:30,138
like a high five.
880
00:31:30,179 --> 00:31:31,764
Is that okay?
881
00:31:31,806 --> 00:31:33,558
Yes!
882
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:34,767
[Carl]
Now, what if an adult
883
00:31:34,809 --> 00:31:36,519
makes you have sex
without a condom?
884
00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:37,979
Is that okay?
885
00:31:38,021 --> 00:31:39,731
-Sally, Sally...
-Maybe we should just--
886
00:31:39,772 --> 00:31:42,191
See, I thought
Tish was a nice girl
887
00:31:42,233 --> 00:31:44,193
until she started
asking questions
888
00:31:44,235 --> 00:31:46,446
about my pension
and benefits,
889
00:31:46,487 --> 00:31:47,697
and before I knew it,
890
00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:49,198
she was bouncing
on my cock!
891
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:50,491
Cover your ears, kids.
892
00:31:50,533 --> 00:31:51,492
Gallagher!
893
00:31:51,534 --> 00:31:53,244
And now I have to pay alimony,
894
00:31:53,286 --> 00:31:56,205
child support, and live
with my family forever!
895
00:32:06,174 --> 00:32:07,425
Come on, Kev,
come on, Kev...
896
00:32:07,467 --> 00:32:09,761
I promised those
to the guy today.
897
00:32:09,802 --> 00:32:11,137
There's 20 grand
on the line, Lip.
898
00:32:11,179 --> 00:32:12,639
I know; he must've moved them
somewhere, all right?
899
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:14,390
Moved them?
Where?
900
00:32:14,432 --> 00:32:16,768
I'm trying him.
901
00:32:16,809 --> 00:32:18,227
Fuck!
902
00:32:22,565 --> 00:32:24,734
Why can't we just push it
into the water
903
00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:25,944
from the beach?
904
00:32:25,985 --> 00:32:28,321
Too shallow.
Somebody's gonna see it.
905
00:32:30,198 --> 00:32:33,117
I'm gonna have to ride it
off the end.
906
00:32:33,159 --> 00:32:34,702
That is a terrible idea.
907
00:32:34,744 --> 00:32:35,870
I'm gonna build up
enough speed,
908
00:32:35,912 --> 00:32:37,789
and before it sails
off the end,
909
00:32:37,830 --> 00:32:39,874
I'm gonna jump off.
910
00:32:39,916 --> 00:32:41,709
I saw Evel Knievel do it once.
911
00:32:41,751 --> 00:32:43,836
Yeah, but he was Evel Knievel.
912
00:32:43,878 --> 00:32:46,297
You rearrange the letters
in my name,
913
00:32:46,339 --> 00:32:48,132
it almost spells Knievel.
914
00:32:48,174 --> 00:32:49,008
Hand me the helmet.
915
00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:51,219
No turning back
916
00:32:51,260 --> 00:32:52,595
No turning
917
00:32:52,637 --> 00:32:53,513
No turning back...
918
00:32:53,554 --> 00:32:55,682
Dear motorcycle gods,
919
00:32:55,723 --> 00:32:57,308
please don't let me die.
920
00:32:57,350 --> 00:32:58,393
Amen.
921
00:32:58,434 --> 00:33:01,437
heavy rock music
922
00:33:03,564 --> 00:33:05,608
Yee-haw!
923
00:33:16,285 --> 00:33:18,705
Ooh, coming in hot
924
00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:44,772
For sale?
925
00:33:44,814 --> 00:33:47,025
rock music
926
00:33:47,066 --> 00:33:50,111
My house.
They can't sell my house!
927
00:33:50,153 --> 00:33:52,113
No, darn it.
928
00:33:52,155 --> 00:33:53,448
This is--uh...
929
00:33:53,489 --> 00:33:54,824
who-who told you
930
00:33:54,866 --> 00:33:56,117
that you could sell this house?
931
00:33:56,159 --> 00:33:58,119
Um, sorry, do you have
an appointment?
932
00:33:58,161 --> 00:33:59,495
I don't-I don't need
an appointment.
933
00:33:59,537 --> 00:34:00,997
This is my house!
934
00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:04,125
My wife OD'd
in most of these rooms.
935
00:34:04,167 --> 00:34:06,919
My son was born
in the tub upstairs.
936
00:34:06,961 --> 00:34:09,005
That's--those are not for you.
937
00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:10,256
Out.
Get out.
938
00:34:10,298 --> 00:34:12,300
Get out!
This is...
939
00:34:12,341 --> 00:34:13,551
this is my house.
940
00:34:13,593 --> 00:34:15,386
You cannot sell this house
941
00:34:15,428 --> 00:34:17,513
-without me.
-Hello, police?
942
00:34:26,439 --> 00:34:27,940
You okay back there?
943
00:34:27,982 --> 00:34:29,192
Well, some fancy people
944
00:34:29,233 --> 00:34:31,611
are trying to steal
my house, so...
945
00:34:31,652 --> 00:34:33,279
That isn't your house, sir.
946
00:34:33,321 --> 00:34:36,407
You don't think I'd recognize
my own house?
947
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:38,534
Do me a favor.
948
00:34:38,576 --> 00:34:40,912
Look at yourself for a second.
949
00:34:42,413 --> 00:34:44,957
Now take a look at that house.
950
00:34:48,252 --> 00:34:51,422
Do you honestly think you live
in a house like that?
951
00:34:53,132 --> 00:34:55,468
Hey, it's okay.
It's okay.
952
00:34:55,510 --> 00:34:58,721
Look, I get confused, too,
on occasion.
953
00:34:58,763 --> 00:35:02,016
Look, why don't you
just take your time,
954
00:35:02,058 --> 00:35:05,144
breathe a little,
and when it comes to you,
955
00:35:05,186 --> 00:35:08,022
give me an address,
and we'll get you home?
956
00:35:08,064 --> 00:35:10,233
You're not gonna take me
to the station?
957
00:35:10,274 --> 00:35:12,985
No, you don't seem
like a criminal to me.
958
00:35:15,488 --> 00:35:17,323
Shows what you know.
959
00:35:19,992 --> 00:35:23,037
Okay.
Dino nuggets.
960
00:35:23,079 --> 00:35:25,248
Smiley fries are almost ready.
961
00:35:28,501 --> 00:35:32,046
So, Prince, would you like
to live here with us?
962
00:35:32,088 --> 00:35:33,005
No, thank you.
963
00:35:34,215 --> 00:35:35,675
Well, it wouldn't be
a-a full-time.
964
00:35:35,716 --> 00:35:37,593
It'd, you know,
be a-a-a part-time
965
00:35:37,635 --> 00:35:38,761
custody situation.
966
00:35:38,803 --> 00:35:40,555
That way, you could
get to know your mom.
967
00:35:40,596 --> 00:35:42,640
I don't want to get to know
my mom.
968
00:35:42,682 --> 00:35:44,725
Well, she should
get to know you, anyway.
969
00:35:44,767 --> 00:35:46,144
She can't just run away
from people.
970
00:35:46,185 --> 00:35:47,645
She has obligations.
971
00:35:47,687 --> 00:35:51,315
No offense.
I don't wanna live here.
972
00:35:51,357 --> 00:35:53,234
It's sort of a dump.
973
00:35:53,276 --> 00:35:54,652
It is not a dump!
974
00:35:54,694 --> 00:35:56,571
The faucet water
comes out orange.
975
00:35:56,612 --> 00:35:58,948
Well, that's just rust.
It goes away.
976
00:36:02,577 --> 00:36:04,495
You should sell this place
and get a new one.
977
00:36:04,537 --> 00:36:06,539
We're not selling this house.
This is my family's.
978
00:36:06,581 --> 00:36:08,708
We're gonna live here forever.
979
00:36:08,749 --> 00:36:11,460
I'm just gonna live
with my dad, if that's okay.
980
00:36:11,502 --> 00:36:13,379
No, it's not okay.
981
00:36:13,421 --> 00:36:14,881
Sandy can't just get off
scot-free.
982
00:36:14,922 --> 00:36:16,799
-It's not fair.
-To whom?
983
00:36:16,841 --> 00:36:18,718
To those of us who are stuck
raising a kid
984
00:36:18,759 --> 00:36:20,720
until she's 18 years old.
985
00:36:20,761 --> 00:36:22,013
No offense, Franny.
986
00:36:22,054 --> 00:36:25,057
But that's your choice,
isn't it?
987
00:36:25,099 --> 00:36:26,225
What is?
988
00:36:26,267 --> 00:36:27,727
To have a kid and raise it.
989
00:36:27,768 --> 00:36:30,605
My dad said people make
different choices sometimes
990
00:36:30,646 --> 00:36:33,107
and that's okay.
991
00:36:33,149 --> 00:36:34,650
Royal said that?
992
00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:41,532
No.
No.
993
00:36:41,574 --> 00:36:42,825
Sandy can't just
abandon people.
994
00:36:42,867 --> 00:36:45,745
I'm gonna talk to your dad
about a joint custody situation
995
00:36:45,786 --> 00:36:47,205
when he comes to pick you up.
996
00:36:48,873 --> 00:36:50,708
Hey, Liam, buddy.
997
00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:52,126
Look, uh, I'm just calling
998
00:36:52,168 --> 00:36:53,211
to see where your head's at
999
00:36:53,252 --> 00:36:55,046
as far as selling
the house goes.
1000
00:36:55,087 --> 00:36:56,923
So, uh, call me back.
1001
00:36:56,964 --> 00:36:58,466
Oh, and, uh, Tami and I
1002
00:36:58,507 --> 00:36:59,884
are making beef stroganoff
for dinner.
1003
00:36:59,926 --> 00:37:01,802
That's your favorite,
so come on over later.
1004
00:37:01,844 --> 00:37:03,679
I love you.
Bye.
1005
00:37:08,434 --> 00:37:09,727
Hey, Carl!
Buddy, look.
1006
00:37:09,769 --> 00:37:11,145
I'm just calling to see
where your head's at
1007
00:37:11,187 --> 00:37:13,022
as far as, uh,
selling the house goes,
1008
00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:14,232
so call me back, and, uh,
1009
00:37:14,273 --> 00:37:16,317
hey, I put some
of those Hot Pockets you like
1010
00:37:16,359 --> 00:37:17,652
in your mini fridge for you.
1011
00:37:17,693 --> 00:37:18,569
I love you.
1012
00:37:18,611 --> 00:37:19,820
All right, bye, bud.
1013
00:37:19,862 --> 00:37:23,324
Fuck.
1014
00:37:23,366 --> 00:37:24,992
Yo, where the fuck you been?
1015
00:37:25,034 --> 00:37:26,869
I'm fine, Lip.
Thanks for asking.
1016
00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:28,037
Where are the bikes?
1017
00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:29,956
-Had to get rid of them.
-Why?
1018
00:37:29,997 --> 00:37:31,916
I got pulled over
riding the chopper.
1019
00:37:31,958 --> 00:37:33,542
Oh, you took the chopper
for a ride?
1020
00:37:33,584 --> 00:37:34,919
Could we not do
that part right now?
1021
00:37:34,961 --> 00:37:36,671
The cop wanted to buy it.
1022
00:37:36,712 --> 00:37:38,381
Really?
How-how-how much?
1023
00:37:38,422 --> 00:37:39,548
Guys, stolen bike!
1024
00:37:39,590 --> 00:37:41,092
That's why I had
to get rid of them.
1025
00:37:41,133 --> 00:37:42,468
I took the Café Racer
1026
00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:43,844
and the Norton
to the Easy Throttle
1027
00:37:43,886 --> 00:37:45,346
just until things cool down
for a little bit.
1028
00:37:45,388 --> 00:37:46,305
All-all right.
1029
00:37:46,347 --> 00:37:48,266
W-w-w-where-where's
the chopper?
1030
00:37:48,307 --> 00:37:49,183
I drove it into the lake.
1031
00:37:49,225 --> 00:37:50,476
Are you fucking kidding me?
1032
00:37:50,518 --> 00:37:51,852
-Fuck me!
-Look, if anyone
1033
00:37:51,894 --> 00:37:53,145
found that thing,
1034
00:37:53,187 --> 00:37:54,230
I would be going to jail,
1035
00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:55,356
and I'm not gonna take
that rap.
1036
00:37:55,398 --> 00:37:57,108
That was a down payment
for an apartment
1037
00:37:57,149 --> 00:37:59,443
and Brad's money
for hospital bills!
1038
00:38:01,779 --> 00:38:02,780
Look, how long ago
1039
00:38:02,822 --> 00:38:04,282
did you leave them
at the Easy Throttle?
1040
00:38:04,323 --> 00:38:05,992
A couple hours ago.
1041
00:38:06,033 --> 00:38:07,326
All right.
1042
00:38:07,368 --> 00:38:09,537
-Where you going?
-The fuck you think?
1043
00:38:09,578 --> 00:38:11,622
Oh, fuck me.
1044
00:38:11,664 --> 00:38:13,291
Don't it feel
so good right now
1045
00:38:13,332 --> 00:38:14,875
To come alive, come alive
1046
00:38:14,917 --> 00:38:16,836
Rosé and charcuterie, everyone?
1047
00:38:16,877 --> 00:38:18,129
-Ooh.
-Pepperoni.
1048
00:38:18,170 --> 00:38:22,049
Okay, so what did you guys
think about the book signing?
1049
00:38:22,091 --> 00:38:25,219
Uh, politics aren't
really our thing.
1050
00:38:25,261 --> 00:38:27,221
The white hair
was kind of hot, though.
1051
00:38:27,263 --> 00:38:29,932
Tell us about Ian and Mickey.
1052
00:38:29,974 --> 00:38:31,142
What do you guys do?
1053
00:38:31,183 --> 00:38:33,185
We actually run
an armed transport service.
1054
00:38:33,227 --> 00:38:36,147
Ooh, armed!
You ever shoot anyone?
1055
00:38:36,188 --> 00:38:37,315
Yeah.
1056
00:38:39,233 --> 00:38:40,735
So where do you guys live?
1057
00:38:40,776 --> 00:38:42,987
Uh, South Side,
with my family.
1058
00:38:43,029 --> 00:38:44,947
There are gays
on the South Side?
1059
00:38:44,989 --> 00:38:46,532
You still live
with your family?
1060
00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:47,742
Five brothers and sisters.
1061
00:38:47,783 --> 00:38:49,535
Oh, and me, Tami, your niece,
1062
00:38:49,577 --> 00:38:50,911
your dad, and Sandy, actually.
1063
00:38:50,953 --> 00:38:53,205
Holy shit.
So ten of you in one house?
1064
00:38:53,247 --> 00:38:54,915
-Yeah.
-Mickey and I are gonna get
1065
00:38:54,957 --> 00:38:56,083
our own place soon, though.
1066
00:38:56,125 --> 00:38:57,835
If you ever grow a pair
and tell Debbie.
1067
00:38:58,836 --> 00:39:00,421
If I had to live
with my family,
1068
00:39:00,463 --> 00:39:02,214
I'd kill myself.
1069
00:39:02,256 --> 00:39:03,758
Mm-hmm.
1070
00:39:03,799 --> 00:39:05,885
It's really...
it's not that bad.
1071
00:39:05,926 --> 00:39:08,387
Oh, my God.
You like your family?
1072
00:39:08,429 --> 00:39:09,680
Oh, I hate mine.
1073
00:39:09,722 --> 00:39:11,223
Oh, me too.
1074
00:39:11,265 --> 00:39:12,558
Ugh!
1075
00:39:13,768 --> 00:39:15,019
Yeah, I think we, uh...
1076
00:39:15,061 --> 00:39:16,520
-actually have to get going.
What?
1077
00:39:16,562 --> 00:39:18,147
I'm not done
with the pepperoni.
1078
00:39:18,189 --> 00:39:19,398
Stay for dinner.
Yeah.
1079
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:20,608
Seth and Theo are coming.
1080
00:39:20,649 --> 00:39:22,026
It's Julia Child night.
1081
00:39:22,068 --> 00:39:23,444
We're roasting duck.
1082
00:39:23,486 --> 00:39:25,321
Yes!
Come on.
1083
00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:27,073
Damn, but it's just, we--
you know,
1084
00:39:27,114 --> 00:39:28,324
we really should, um...
1085
00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:30,910
-We'll-we'll be right back.
Okay.
1086
00:39:30,951 --> 00:39:33,913
rock music
1087
00:39:33,954 --> 00:39:35,581
Can we please go?
1088
00:39:35,623 --> 00:39:37,416
Why would we leave now?
They're giving us free stuff.
1089
00:39:37,458 --> 00:39:38,626
They're shitting
all over my family
1090
00:39:38,667 --> 00:39:40,252
-and the South Side.
-Who gives a shit?
1091
00:39:40,294 --> 00:39:41,712
Look, I don't wanna fuck
any of them,
1092
00:39:41,754 --> 00:39:43,255
and they're feeding us;
as far as I'm concerned,
1093
00:39:43,297 --> 00:39:44,340
they're checking
all the right boxes.
1094
00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:45,257
We're gonna stay.
1095
00:39:45,299 --> 00:39:47,051
Hey!
1096
00:39:47,093 --> 00:39:49,678
We can't.
We have...that thing.
1097
00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:50,679
-Oh.
-What?
1098
00:39:50,721 --> 00:39:52,098
What he means is that
he's got a thing,
1099
00:39:52,139 --> 00:39:53,349
so, uh, I'm gonna stay.
1100
00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:54,683
-Hey!
-There we go!
1101
00:39:54,725 --> 00:39:56,727
You know, we can, uh,
talk about sex and stuff.
1102
00:39:56,769 --> 00:39:58,312
-Yay!
-Yes!
1103
00:39:58,354 --> 00:39:59,563
And if I have a bunch
of gay friends
1104
00:39:59,605 --> 00:40:01,982
I talk about sex with
when you're not around,
1105
00:40:02,024 --> 00:40:03,567
who knows what might happen?
1106
00:40:03,609 --> 00:40:05,194
Right?
1107
00:40:05,236 --> 00:40:07,238
I no longer have a thing.
1108
00:40:07,279 --> 00:40:08,823
-Attaboy!
-Whoo!
1109
00:40:08,864 --> 00:40:10,366
Ian doesn't like
to have his ass licked.
1110
00:40:10,408 --> 00:40:11,492
-[all gasp]
What?
1111
00:40:11,534 --> 00:40:12,701
-Oh, my God.
-It's the best thing.
1112
00:40:12,743 --> 00:40:14,537
Oh, girl.
Are you even gay?
1113
00:40:16,747 --> 00:40:18,290
This your house?
1114
00:40:19,333 --> 00:40:21,919
Yep.
This is my house.
1115
00:40:21,961 --> 00:40:23,337
Need help to the door?
1116
00:40:23,379 --> 00:40:25,589
No, I-I-I got it.
1117
00:40:25,631 --> 00:40:27,091
Okay.
1118
00:40:36,392 --> 00:40:38,185
Oh, hi.
I-I'm--
1119
00:40:38,227 --> 00:40:39,478
I don't mean to, uh, scare you.
1120
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:40,729
I just need to come inside
1121
00:40:40,771 --> 00:40:43,399
until that man out there
is gone.
1122
00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:44,942
Mommy!
1123
00:40:47,528 --> 00:40:50,030
rock music
1124
00:40:50,072 --> 00:40:51,490
Hey
1125
00:40:51,532 --> 00:40:52,658
Hey!
-Ah!
1126
00:40:52,700 --> 00:40:54,577
-[mother]speaking Spanish
-No, no, no, no, no.
1127
00:40:54,618 --> 00:40:57,037
I'm--no, no.
I'm--oh, shit.
1128
00:40:57,079 --> 00:40:58,539
[mother]yelling in Spanish
1129
00:41:03,627 --> 00:41:05,254
Oh, jeez.
1130
00:41:09,008 --> 00:41:10,885
So I'm gonna ask her
to take it first.
1131
00:41:10,926 --> 00:41:12,094
I'm not a monster.
1132
00:41:12,136 --> 00:41:14,263
But she's sort of a bad person,
1133
00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:15,389
and if she says no
1134
00:41:15,431 --> 00:41:17,308
and I gotta slip it
into her drink,
1135
00:41:17,349 --> 00:41:19,310
will it still work?
1136
00:41:19,351 --> 00:41:20,561
Or if she only drinks
half that drink,
1137
00:41:20,603 --> 00:41:22,438
will she end up having
half a baby?
1138
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:23,564
Or what if she's having twins?
1139
00:41:23,606 --> 00:41:25,191
Will she end up
only having one baby?
1140
00:41:26,192 --> 00:41:28,152
Should I just slip her
two Plan Bs just in case?
1141
00:41:28,194 --> 00:41:29,445
Or what if I crush it down
into a powder
1142
00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:31,822
and tell her it's coke,
get her to snort it?
1143
00:41:31,864 --> 00:41:34,074
I mean, I don't know
if she does coke, though.
1144
00:41:34,116 --> 00:41:36,285
She's trashy,
so she probably does.
1145
00:41:37,119 --> 00:41:39,121
Why you so quiet?
What do you think?
1146
00:41:39,163 --> 00:41:40,456
Oh, my God.
1147
00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:43,626
You've dealt with this before,
right, Bill?
1148
00:41:52,718 --> 00:41:55,721
Hey.
1149
00:41:55,763 --> 00:41:56,931
How was the day?
1150
00:41:56,972 --> 00:41:58,557
[Lip]Fine, good, yeah.
1151
00:41:59,850 --> 00:42:01,268
You sell the Indian?
1152
00:42:01,310 --> 00:42:02,811
Uh, I'm fielding some offers.
1153
00:42:02,853 --> 00:42:03,854
[Tami]Okay.
1154
00:42:03,896 --> 00:42:05,189
Uh, how's it looking
1155
00:42:05,231 --> 00:42:06,565
with Liam and Carl?
1156
00:42:06,607 --> 00:42:08,234
Uh, I haven't got
ahold of them yet,
1157
00:42:08,275 --> 00:42:09,318
but I'm, uh, you know--
1158
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:11,320
I'm optimistic.
1159
00:42:12,238 --> 00:42:13,781
-Okay.
1160
00:42:13,822 --> 00:42:15,366
Uh, you gonna be home soon?
1161
00:42:15,407 --> 00:42:17,910
No, I'll probably be a bit.
There's a...
1162
00:42:17,952 --> 00:42:19,912
thing I gotta do first.
1163
00:42:21,580 --> 00:42:25,209
Okay.
I'll see you soon.
1164
00:42:44,812 --> 00:42:47,064
Why are you naked?
1165
00:42:48,274 --> 00:42:50,693
I drove the chopper
into Lake Michigan.
1166
00:42:50,734 --> 00:42:52,570
Do I wanna know more than that?
1167
00:42:52,611 --> 00:42:53,654
No.
1168
00:42:53,696 --> 00:42:54,947
How's Liam?
1169
00:42:54,989 --> 00:42:56,949
Dropped him off.
He's sad.
1170
00:42:56,991 --> 00:42:58,951
Well, you don't look
much better.
1171
00:42:58,993 --> 00:43:00,661
No Black voters showed up.
1172
00:43:00,703 --> 00:43:02,496
My mom's moving to Louisville.
1173
00:43:02,538 --> 00:43:03,706
Carol's moving to Louisville?
1174
00:43:03,747 --> 00:43:07,751
She says there's no community
for her here anymore.
1175
00:43:07,793 --> 00:43:09,628
Oh, baby, I'm sorry.
1176
00:43:14,049 --> 00:43:16,260
Mm.
1177
00:43:21,223 --> 00:43:22,433
Yeah.
1178
00:43:22,474 --> 00:43:24,435
You getting a boner?
1179
00:43:24,476 --> 00:43:26,186
Yeah.
1180
00:43:26,228 --> 00:43:27,396
Read the room.
1181
00:43:27,438 --> 00:43:28,689
Oh, come on,
Little Big Kev
1182
00:43:28,731 --> 00:43:30,190
has always made you
feel better.
1183
00:43:30,232 --> 00:43:32,067
Not tonight.
1184
00:43:32,109 --> 00:43:33,611
I just wanna crawl into bed
1185
00:43:33,652 --> 00:43:35,696
and cry myself to sleep.
1186
00:43:35,738 --> 00:43:38,741
subdued rock music
1187
00:43:41,994 --> 00:43:42,786
Okay.
1188
00:43:42,828 --> 00:43:44,622
Oh, yeah,
these are so great.
1189
00:43:44,663 --> 00:43:46,290
Perfect for a full can
of Schlitz.
1190
00:43:48,709 --> 00:43:50,628
-Excuse me.
-Carl?
1191
00:43:50,669 --> 00:43:52,296
Take this.
1192
00:43:53,005 --> 00:43:53,839
Why?
1193
00:43:53,881 --> 00:43:54,882
Because you rode me bareback
1194
00:43:54,923 --> 00:43:56,258
so I'd plant a baby
in your belly
1195
00:43:56,300 --> 00:43:58,177
and you could take half
of everything I own.
1196
00:43:58,218 --> 00:44:00,512
But, oh, no, girl,
I'm onto you.
1197
00:44:00,554 --> 00:44:02,598
So take this Plan B
with a full bottle of water,
1198
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:03,974
or I'm going to file
a police report
1199
00:44:04,016 --> 00:44:05,726
saying you raped me.
1200
00:44:05,768 --> 00:44:07,394
I'm on the pill.
1201
00:44:07,436 --> 00:44:10,022
And ...thought you wanted
to have sex.
1202
00:44:10,064 --> 00:44:12,858
I did, but with a condom.
1203
00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:14,693
I'm allergic to latex.
1204
00:44:14,735 --> 00:44:17,071
What, so you get, like,
a rash or something?
1205
00:44:17,112 --> 00:44:19,198
Like, I'd die.
1206
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:20,824
Oh.
Well...
1207
00:44:20,866 --> 00:44:21,825
then why were you asking
1208
00:44:21,867 --> 00:44:23,702
about my job
and benefits, then?
1209
00:44:23,744 --> 00:44:26,455
Because I liked you, Carl!
1210
00:44:27,206 --> 00:44:28,374
Oh.
1211
00:44:28,415 --> 00:44:29,833
Well, I liked you too.
1212
00:44:29,875 --> 00:44:31,335
And you know what?
It was nice.
1213
00:44:31,377 --> 00:44:32,336
It was nice to know
1214
00:44:32,378 --> 00:44:33,504
that I wouldn't have
to support you
1215
00:44:33,545 --> 00:44:35,422
after I finished
dental hygienist school.
1216
00:44:35,464 --> 00:44:36,590
You're gonna be
a dental hygienist?
1217
00:44:36,632 --> 00:44:37,466
Yes!
1218
00:44:37,508 --> 00:44:39,051
I'll have my own job.
1219
00:44:39,093 --> 00:44:40,969
I don't need
some punk-ass rookie cop
1220
00:44:41,011 --> 00:44:42,221
taking care of me.
1221
00:44:42,930 --> 00:44:45,015
[laughs]
That's hot.
1222
00:44:45,641 --> 00:44:47,351
What time you get off work?
1223
00:44:47,976 --> 00:44:50,020
Are you kidding?
1224
00:44:50,062 --> 00:44:53,273
You dumped me,
accused me of rape
1225
00:44:53,315 --> 00:44:54,191
and extortion,
1226
00:44:54,233 --> 00:44:55,984
tried to force
an abortion on me...
1227
00:44:56,026 --> 00:44:57,486
-Well--
-...and now you wanna
1228
00:44:57,528 --> 00:44:59,488
hang out again?
1229
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:01,657
Yeah?
1230
00:45:02,324 --> 00:45:05,369
Okay, UFC tournament.
1231
00:45:05,411 --> 00:45:08,747
Best female pop stars
of all time.
1232
00:45:08,789 --> 00:45:09,873
-Go.
Okay.
1233
00:45:09,915 --> 00:45:12,000
So Celine beats Taylor...
1234
00:45:12,042 --> 00:45:13,627
Oh.
-...sorry, in the quarters
1235
00:45:13,669 --> 00:45:16,255
but then falls to Gaga
in the semis,
1236
00:45:16,296 --> 00:45:19,049
and then it's Gaga
and Aguilera in the finals.
1237
00:45:19,091 --> 00:45:21,009
Britney.
1238
00:45:21,051 --> 00:45:22,094
Oh!
Yes!
1239
00:45:22,136 --> 00:45:23,554
It's Britney, bitch!
1240
00:45:29,309 --> 00:45:31,520
So you really
don't like rimming?
1241
00:45:31,562 --> 00:45:33,188
What?
Oh.
1242
00:45:33,230 --> 00:45:34,773
No, it was Mickey.
1243
00:45:34,815 --> 00:45:36,233
He was kidding
when he said it was me.
1244
00:45:36,275 --> 00:45:38,277
Oh, cool.
1245
00:45:38,318 --> 00:45:40,529
So you do like rimming?
1246
00:45:41,113 --> 00:45:43,949
Okay, Mickey,
another cocktail?
1247
00:45:47,035 --> 00:45:48,912
Can we please get
the fuck out of here?
1248
00:45:48,954 --> 00:45:50,831
You said we needed gay friends.
1249
00:45:50,873 --> 00:45:52,291
Do you like any of these guys?
1250
00:45:52,332 --> 00:45:55,210
Fuck no, I'm blowing my nut
over this duck, though.
1251
00:45:55,252 --> 00:45:56,545
Here it is!
1252
00:45:56,587 --> 00:45:58,338
Ah! Whoo!
1253
00:45:58,380 --> 00:45:59,757
Oh!
Oh, my God.
1254
00:45:59,798 --> 00:46:00,758
Whoo!
1255
00:46:00,799 --> 00:46:01,925
[pop music playing]
Rain on me
1256
00:46:01,967 --> 00:46:03,135
Rain, rain, rain on me
1257
00:46:03,177 --> 00:46:04,344
Rain, rain
1258
00:46:04,386 --> 00:46:05,888
[all singing along]
I'd rather be dry
1259
00:46:05,929 --> 00:46:08,265
But at least I'm alive
1260
00:46:08,307 --> 00:46:10,350
Rain on me, rain, rain
1261
00:46:10,392 --> 00:46:13,353
Rain on me
1262
00:46:14,563 --> 00:46:17,274
-Can we leave now?
-Yeah.
1263
00:46:17,316 --> 00:46:19,151
Are you guys leaving?
1264
00:46:19,193 --> 00:46:21,570
Things were just
getting interesting.
1265
00:46:21,612 --> 00:46:23,238
Rain, rain, rain
1266
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:24,448
Rain...
1267
00:46:24,490 --> 00:46:25,491
Whoo!
1268
00:46:25,532 --> 00:46:27,743
I hear the thunder
coming down
1269
00:46:27,785 --> 00:46:29,620
Won't you rain on me?
1270
00:46:29,661 --> 00:46:31,288
Eh, yeah...
1271
00:46:31,330 --> 00:46:32,372
No.
1272
00:46:32,414 --> 00:46:33,707
You're the one who said
if we fucked them,
1273
00:46:33,749 --> 00:46:35,542
we don't have to be friends
with them.
1274
00:46:35,584 --> 00:46:37,461
Rain on me...
1275
00:46:37,503 --> 00:46:38,670
Fine.
1276
00:46:38,712 --> 00:46:41,173
Rain on me
1277
00:46:43,175 --> 00:46:46,303
Hey, uh, Liam, buddy, look,
I was thinking,
1278
00:46:46,345 --> 00:46:47,846
you know, if we sell the house,
1279
00:46:47,888 --> 00:46:49,932
we could start a college fund
for you,
1280
00:46:49,973 --> 00:46:51,308
so, uh, anyway,
1281
00:46:51,350 --> 00:46:52,309
something to talk about.
1282
00:46:52,351 --> 00:46:53,602
Give me a call back
when you can.
1283
00:46:53,644 --> 00:46:54,812
All right, bye.
1284
00:46:56,021 --> 00:46:57,481
Tami?
1285
00:46:59,316 --> 00:47:01,360
-Little man?
1286
00:47:02,736 --> 00:47:05,072
Holy fuck.
1287
00:47:06,907 --> 00:47:08,826
All right, hey.
-Hey.
1288
00:47:08,867 --> 00:47:10,452
-Hey, you give me a hand?
-What's-what's going on?
1289
00:47:10,494 --> 00:47:11,370
We get robbed, or...
1290
00:47:11,411 --> 00:47:13,413
-No, no, he just woke up.
-Hey, hi, buddy.
1291
00:47:13,455 --> 00:47:14,832
Yeah, I just packed up
some stuff
1292
00:47:14,873 --> 00:47:17,000
and brought it over
to my dad's.
1293
00:47:25,092 --> 00:47:27,052
Oh.
1294
00:47:27,094 --> 00:47:29,513
I'll be right back,
buddy, okay?
1295
00:47:32,933 --> 00:47:35,519
Hey, uh, why-why did you
take our stuff
1296
00:47:35,561 --> 00:47:36,520
to your dad's place?
1297
00:47:36,562 --> 00:47:37,896
I-I thought we talked
about this.
1298
00:47:37,938 --> 00:47:40,274
Yeah, w-we said you had the day
to sell the Indian
1299
00:47:40,315 --> 00:47:42,234
or convince your family
to sell the house.
1300
00:47:42,276 --> 00:47:43,694
The day's not over.
1301
00:47:43,735 --> 00:47:47,531
Okay, well, you didn't sound
too hopeful on the phone, so...
1302
00:47:47,573 --> 00:47:48,615
Uh, I thought we said
1303
00:47:48,657 --> 00:47:50,284
if I couldn't make it
happen today,
1304
00:47:50,325 --> 00:47:52,494
then we would talk
about what's next, right?
1305
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:55,873
What did you think
was next, Lip?
1306
00:47:55,914 --> 00:47:58,208
That I would try again
tomorrow.
1307
00:47:58,250 --> 00:48:00,669
I thought what was next
was that we would make
1308
00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:02,880
the most stable decision
for our family.
1309
00:48:02,921 --> 00:48:04,673
I put in an application
at Amazon.
1310
00:48:04,715 --> 00:48:06,508
All right?
Like you asked.
1311
00:48:06,550 --> 00:48:07,509
Can you meet me halfway?
1312
00:48:07,551 --> 00:48:10,012
Halfway to homelessness?
1313
00:48:10,053 --> 00:48:11,680
No.
No, Lip.
1314
00:48:11,722 --> 00:48:13,599
I'm not gonna meet you halfway.
1315
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:15,142
And, God, what is up
with you lately?
1316
00:48:15,183 --> 00:48:16,476
Nothing, nothing is up
with me lately.
1317
00:48:16,518 --> 00:48:18,270
Really? Because you're being
entirely unreasonable.
1318
00:48:18,312 --> 00:48:19,980
-You're obsessive.
-Okay, you wanna catalog shit?
1319
00:48:20,022 --> 00:48:21,231
You are fucking
stealing shit
1320
00:48:21,273 --> 00:48:22,357
'Cause I can take
the notebook out, all right?
1321
00:48:22,399 --> 00:48:23,775
-Are you drinking again?
-No!
1322
00:48:23,817 --> 00:48:26,278
Jesus, I just don't wanna live
with your fucking family!
1323
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:27,863
Okay, well, tough shit.
1324
00:48:27,905 --> 00:48:29,448
You had the day
to make your plan work.
1325
00:48:29,489 --> 00:48:30,908
You didn't make it work.
1326
00:48:30,949 --> 00:48:32,492
So unless you make
something happen
1327
00:48:32,534 --> 00:48:35,037
before we go to bed tonight...
1328
00:48:35,078 --> 00:48:37,039
Where are you going?
1329
00:48:42,377 --> 00:48:43,503
Hey.
1330
00:48:43,545 --> 00:48:44,963
Who's the kid?
1331
00:48:45,005 --> 00:48:46,131
Sandy's son.
1332
00:48:46,173 --> 00:48:47,758
You decide
about the house yet?
1333
00:48:47,799 --> 00:48:49,760
Leave me alone.
I'm heartbroken.
1334
00:48:55,641 --> 00:48:57,684
Why is he still here?
1335
00:48:57,726 --> 00:48:59,603
Royal's not done
at Pizzeria Uno.
1336
00:49:00,187 --> 00:49:02,022
But you should know
that I'm gonna talk to him
1337
00:49:02,064 --> 00:49:04,066
about us getting joint custody
of Prince.
1338
00:49:04,983 --> 00:49:06,735
Uh, why?
1339
00:49:06,777 --> 00:49:07,861
If you're gonna be living
with me,
1340
00:49:07,903 --> 00:49:09,112
you're gonna be living
with my rules,
1341
00:49:09,154 --> 00:49:11,156
and my rules are that
you don't abandon family.
1342
00:49:13,533 --> 00:49:15,953
Well, I guess
I'm not living with you, then.
1343
00:49:15,994 --> 00:49:17,287
What?
1344
00:49:17,329 --> 00:49:19,498
No.
Sandy!
1345
00:49:24,044 --> 00:49:26,338
Sandy!
Sandy!
1346
00:49:27,798 --> 00:49:28,674
What are you doing?
1347
00:49:28,715 --> 00:49:30,258
I'm getting the fuck
out of here.
1348
00:49:30,300 --> 00:49:31,760
Ha.
Great.
1349
00:49:31,802 --> 00:49:34,304
Add me to the list of people
you run out on.
1350
00:49:34,346 --> 00:49:35,806
I don't run out
on people, Debbie.
1351
00:49:35,847 --> 00:49:37,391
-It's not that simple.
It is.
1352
00:49:37,432 --> 00:49:38,558
You-you either stick
with people,
1353
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:39,518
or you don't.
1354
00:49:39,559 --> 00:49:40,727
I stick with people.
1355
00:49:40,769 --> 00:49:41,979
Yeah, I stuck with you,
1356
00:49:42,020 --> 00:49:44,147
until you turned out to be
a fucking psycho.
1357
00:49:44,189 --> 00:49:46,066
Well, that's not sticking
with me.
1358
00:49:46,108 --> 00:49:47,067
That's cutting and running.
1359
00:49:47,109 --> 00:49:49,444
People don't just
cut and run, okay?
1360
00:49:49,486 --> 00:49:50,737
There are reasons.
1361
00:49:50,779 --> 00:49:52,072
I ran out on Prince and Royal
1362
00:49:52,114 --> 00:49:53,782
because I had no idea
who I was.
1363
00:49:53,824 --> 00:49:54,908
That's selfish.
1364
00:49:54,950 --> 00:49:55,867
It's not selfish.
1365
00:49:55,909 --> 00:49:58,412
That is the definition
of selfish!
1366
00:49:58,453 --> 00:50:00,122
You ran out on people
who needed you
1367
00:50:00,163 --> 00:50:02,791
because you wanted to go do
your own shit.
1368
00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:04,543
I'll never forgive you
for that.
1369
00:50:06,378 --> 00:50:08,422
You'll never forgive me
for that?
1370
00:50:08,463 --> 00:50:11,883
They'll never.
Prince will never.
1371
00:50:11,925 --> 00:50:13,677
Holy shit.
1372
00:50:15,220 --> 00:50:17,014
You think I'm Monica.
1373
00:50:17,055 --> 00:50:20,225
-What?
-I am not your mom, Debbie.
1374
00:50:20,267 --> 00:50:22,060
I didn't just leave my family
to do my own shit.
1375
00:50:22,102 --> 00:50:23,979
This has nothing to do
with my mom.
1376
00:50:24,021 --> 00:50:25,856
Fuck you.
1377
00:50:25,897 --> 00:50:27,607
You are piling
1378
00:50:27,649 --> 00:50:30,527
all your abandonment issues
on me.
1379
00:50:30,569 --> 00:50:32,529
Right?
'Cause what happened?
1380
00:50:32,571 --> 00:50:35,824
Monica ran out on you...
1381
00:50:35,866 --> 00:50:38,035
and now the rest of them
wanna run out on you too.
1382
00:50:38,076 --> 00:50:39,202
They don't wanna run out on me.
1383
00:50:39,244 --> 00:50:40,996
They wanna sell the house
and get the money.
1384
00:50:41,038 --> 00:50:42,581
You sure?
1385
00:51:00,849 --> 00:51:03,185
Night.
1386
00:51:03,226 --> 00:51:05,395
[sighs]
That was a bust, huh?
1387
00:51:05,437 --> 00:51:06,855
Oh, yeah,
apart from a hand job,
1388
00:51:06,897 --> 00:51:09,441
duck, and orgy, total waste
of a fucking day.
1389
00:51:10,150 --> 00:51:12,069
Still think we need
gay friends?
1390
00:51:12,110 --> 00:51:13,278
Need?
1391
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:14,654
No.
I mean, I'm not opposed to it.
1392
00:51:14,696 --> 00:51:17,699
We just...we want friends
we have things in common with.
1393
00:51:17,741 --> 00:51:20,327
There's a reason
I do the same things as Lip.
1394
00:51:20,368 --> 00:51:21,870
I'm like Lip.
1395
00:51:21,912 --> 00:51:24,456
I'm okay if he's
my only friend for now.
1396
00:51:24,498 --> 00:51:25,540
All right.
1397
00:51:25,582 --> 00:51:29,044
Well, wanna go tell Debbie
you wanna do what Lip wants
1398
00:51:29,086 --> 00:51:30,462
on this thing?
1399
00:51:30,504 --> 00:51:31,671
She's gonna love you.
1400
00:51:31,713 --> 00:51:33,256
She's gonna love you so much.
1401
00:51:33,298 --> 00:51:35,634
[Sandy]Debbie!
1402
00:51:35,675 --> 00:51:37,761
Come on!
Open up.
1403
00:51:37,803 --> 00:51:38,887
What's going on upstairs?
1404
00:51:38,929 --> 00:51:39,971
I'm not sure.
1405
00:51:40,013 --> 00:51:41,014
Hey, do you guys think
it's weird
1406
00:51:41,056 --> 00:51:41,932
I'm in love with my rapist?
1407
00:51:41,973 --> 00:51:43,350
-You weren't raped.
-Yes.
1408
00:51:44,601 --> 00:51:45,936
I don't wanna sell the house.
1409
00:51:45,977 --> 00:51:47,145
Where have you been?
1410
00:51:47,187 --> 00:51:48,605
Out finding my voice.
1411
00:51:48,647 --> 00:51:50,273
Wait, you're voting
not to sell?
1412
00:51:50,315 --> 00:51:51,775
Yeah.
1413
00:51:51,817 --> 00:51:54,277
So it's you two and Debbie.
That's it, right?
1414
00:51:54,319 --> 00:51:56,363
Doesn't matter what I vote.
We're not selling.
1415
00:51:56,404 --> 00:51:57,489
Well, I wanna change my vote.
1416
00:51:57,531 --> 00:51:59,157
Mickey and I
want our own place.
1417
00:51:59,199 --> 00:52:01,368
So it's two in favor,
two against?
1418
00:52:01,409 --> 00:52:04,121
Yeah, me and Lip
versus Liam and Debbie.
1419
00:52:14,506 --> 00:52:16,633
Fiona...
1420
00:52:16,675 --> 00:52:18,593
Lip!
1421
00:52:19,636 --> 00:52:23,265
Carl!
1422
00:52:25,809 --> 00:52:28,019
Debbie?
Lip?
1423
00:52:28,061 --> 00:52:30,438
-Out of the way, Frank.
-Lip!
1424
00:52:39,322 --> 00:52:40,490
[Liam]If you vote
not to sell...
1425
00:52:40,532 --> 00:52:41,449
Lip!
1426
00:52:41,491 --> 00:52:42,742
...I'll iron your uniform
for a whole month.
1427
00:52:42,784 --> 00:52:44,703
Vote to sell, I'll buy you
pizza rolls for a year.
1428
00:52:44,744 --> 00:52:45,620
How about vote to sell,
1429
00:52:45,662 --> 00:52:46,788
and I won't scoop
your eyeballs out
1430
00:52:46,830 --> 00:52:49,166
-with a fucking kitchen spoon?
1431
00:52:49,207 --> 00:52:50,041
Shit.
1432
00:52:50,083 --> 00:52:52,127
rock music
1433
00:52:52,169 --> 00:52:53,587
What the fuck are you doing?
1434
00:52:53,628 --> 00:52:55,255
Creating an open floor plan.
1435
00:52:55,297 --> 00:52:56,381
We're selling!
1436
00:52:56,423 --> 00:52:57,549
-No! No.
Hey!
1437
00:52:57,591 --> 00:52:59,509
-Deb! Deb!
Relax, relax.
1438
00:52:59,551 --> 00:53:02,345
Whoa, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh...
1439
00:53:02,387 --> 00:53:04,222
Fuck you!
1440
00:53:04,264 --> 00:53:05,432
Whoa, oh, oh
1441
00:53:05,473 --> 00:53:06,641
Whoa, oh, oh...
1442
00:53:08,101 --> 00:53:09,853
Don't look back,
don't look back
1443
00:53:09,895 --> 00:53:11,980
Don't look back...
1444
00:53:19,654 --> 00:53:20,614
Excuse me.
1445
00:53:20,655 --> 00:53:22,115
Does Phillip Gallagher
live here?
1446
00:53:22,157 --> 00:53:23,283
We have a few questions
1447
00:53:23,325 --> 00:53:25,660
about a robbery
where he used to work.
1448
00:53:25,702 --> 00:53:26,912
He's inside.
Just be careful.
1449
00:53:26,953 --> 00:53:28,079
He's got a sledgehammer.
1450
00:53:28,121 --> 00:53:30,290
That's why
1451
00:53:30,332 --> 00:53:32,792
Whoa, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh
1452
00:53:32,834 --> 00:53:35,295
Oh, whoa, oh, oh,
oh, oh
1453
00:53:35,337 --> 00:53:38,256
Whoa, oh, oh,
whoa, oh, oh
1454
00:53:38,548 --> 00:53:40,133
Coming down on me
1455
00:53:40,175 --> 00:53:42,469
Teardrops on my face
1456
00:53:42,510 --> 00:53:44,387
Water like...
1457
00:53:52,270 --> 00:53:55,565
I can feel it on my skin
1458
00:53:58,401 --> 00:54:01,279
It's coming down on me
1459
00:54:02,405 --> 00:54:04,532
Teardrops on my face
1460
00:54:04,574 --> 00:54:06,076
Water like misery
1461
00:54:06,117 --> 00:54:08,411
Let it wash away my pain
1462
00:54:08,453 --> 00:54:10,580
It's coming down on me
1463
00:54:10,622 --> 00:54:13,750
[both]Let it wash away
1464
00:54:13,792 --> 00:54:15,085
I'd rather be dry
1465
00:54:15,126 --> 00:54:17,420
But at least I'm alive
1466
00:54:17,462 --> 00:54:19,214
Rain on me, rain, rain
1467
00:54:19,256 --> 00:54:21,383
Rain on me,
rain, rain
1468
00:54:21,424 --> 00:54:22,926
I'd rather be dry
1469
00:54:22,968 --> 00:54:25,095
But at least I'm alive
1470
00:54:25,136 --> 00:54:27,514
Rain on me, rain, rain
1471
00:54:27,555 --> 00:54:29,641
Rain...on...me
1472
00:54:29,683 --> 00:54:31,935
I hear the thunder
coming down
1473
00:54:31,977 --> 00:54:33,895
Won't you rain on me?
1474
00:54:33,937 --> 00:54:35,480
Eh, yeah
1475
00:54:35,522 --> 00:54:37,148
Rain on, whoo
1476
00:54:37,190 --> 00:54:39,734
I hear the thunder
coming down
1477
00:54:39,776 --> 00:54:41,569
Won't you rain on me?
1478
00:54:41,611 --> 00:54:43,363
Eh, yeah
1479
00:54:43,405 --> 00:54:57,877
Rain...on...me
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