1 00:00:06,339 --> 00:00:08,550 Hey, what are you doing here? 2 00:00:08,591 --> 00:00:10,427 You didn't even watch last week's Shameless. 3 00:00:10,468 --> 00:00:12,220 Get the fuck out of my truck. 4 00:00:12,262 --> 00:00:13,888 [Carl] Something weird happened with Tish. 5 00:00:13,930 --> 00:00:16,182 She didn't wanna use a condom, but I did. 6 00:00:16,224 --> 00:00:17,726 I tried to pull out, but she wrapped her legs 7 00:00:17,767 --> 00:00:19,269 so tight and wouldn't let me. 8 00:00:19,310 --> 00:00:21,479 She raped you. 9 00:00:21,521 --> 00:00:22,981 Are we in a relationship? 10 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:24,607 [Royal] Sandy! 11 00:00:24,649 --> 00:00:25,483 Who's that? 12 00:00:25,525 --> 00:00:27,110 It's my fucking husband. 13 00:00:27,152 --> 00:00:28,111 Your what? 14 00:00:28,153 --> 00:00:30,030 Now all I gotta do is get Black folks 15 00:00:30,071 --> 00:00:31,448 moving back into the neighborhood. 16 00:00:31,489 --> 00:00:32,699 Black folks don't shoot up schools. 17 00:00:32,741 --> 00:00:34,325 When Mikaela has a problem with Laquon, 18 00:00:34,367 --> 00:00:35,785 she knows she gotta go to his mama's house, 19 00:00:35,827 --> 00:00:36,995 handle it there. 20 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:38,371 We can stash the bikes in here till you find some buyers. 21 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:40,040 You're cool letting us use your gym? 22 00:00:40,081 --> 00:00:40,957 How much? 23 00:00:40,999 --> 00:00:41,875 Five percent. 24 00:00:41,916 --> 00:00:43,084 Deal. 25 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:44,461 I saw my dad yesterday. 26 00:00:44,502 --> 00:00:48,465 I told him about us maybe taking over my old bedroom. 27 00:00:48,506 --> 00:00:50,050 No, no, no, absolutely not. 28 00:00:50,091 --> 00:00:52,719 We're, uh...we're thinking we wanna sell the house, 29 00:00:52,761 --> 00:00:54,429 the Gallagher house. 30 00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:55,597 Fuck that. 31 00:00:55,638 --> 00:00:57,515 A woman found you unconscious 32 00:00:57,557 --> 00:00:59,350 and bleeding behind a Dumpster. 33 00:01:01,227 --> 00:01:02,854 Dementia? 34 00:01:15,158 --> 00:01:18,203 rock music 35 00:01:21,998 --> 00:01:25,085 Think of all the luck you got 36 00:01:25,126 --> 00:01:28,296 Know that it's not for naught 37 00:01:28,338 --> 00:01:31,424 You were beaming once before 38 00:01:31,466 --> 00:01:35,929 But it's not like that anymore 39 00:01:35,970 --> 00:01:39,390 What is this downside 40 00:01:39,432 --> 00:01:42,811 That you speak of? 41 00:01:42,852 --> 00:01:44,771 What is this feeling 42 00:01:44,813 --> 00:01:49,901 You're so sure of? 43 00:01:56,032 --> 00:01:59,786 Round up the friends you got 44 00:01:59,828 --> 00:02:02,789 Know that they're not for naught 45 00:02:02,831 --> 00:02:05,834 You were willing once before 46 00:02:05,875 --> 00:02:10,463 But it's not like that anymore 47 00:02:10,505 --> 00:02:13,716 What is this downside 48 00:02:13,758 --> 00:02:17,095 That you speak of? 49 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:19,264 What is this feeling 50 00:02:19,305 --> 00:02:23,476 You're so sure of? 51 00:02:27,730 --> 00:02:29,482 Good morning, oh brother of mine. 52 00:02:29,524 --> 00:02:30,733 Made you breakfast. 53 00:02:30,775 --> 00:02:32,652 -[humming] -What's with her? 54 00:02:32,694 --> 00:02:34,654 I wouldn't trust it. 55 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:36,614 upbeat rock music 56 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:38,074 Good morning, boys. 57 00:02:38,116 --> 00:02:40,410 Look what I made. 58 00:02:40,451 --> 00:02:41,494 Your favorite. 59 00:02:41,536 --> 00:02:44,664 Why the fuck are you touching me right now? 60 00:02:44,706 --> 00:02:47,208 Tami, Phillip, bacon rainbows? 61 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:48,042 Flower pancakes? 62 00:02:48,084 --> 00:02:49,878 Uh, we're good. 63 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:52,630 Uh, good. Thanks, though. 64 00:02:52,672 --> 00:02:53,631 Hey, bud. 65 00:02:56,885 --> 00:02:58,303 So, um... 66 00:02:58,344 --> 00:03:00,388 things got a little bit heated last night, 67 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:01,931 but now that we've all slept on it, 68 00:03:01,973 --> 00:03:03,641 I would like to reopen the discussion 69 00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:06,144 about fixing up the house to sell. 70 00:03:07,061 --> 00:03:09,189 Um... 71 00:03:09,230 --> 00:03:11,691 if we knocked out a couple walls, 72 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:13,109 created a more open floor plan, 73 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:15,570 we could add 30 grand to the sale price. 74 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:26,539 [sighs] Debs, what do you think? 75 00:03:26,581 --> 00:03:29,876 Oh, Phillip... Well, I think 76 00:03:29,918 --> 00:03:31,085 you can take your open floor plan 77 00:03:31,127 --> 00:03:32,503 -and lick my vagina. Gross. 78 00:03:32,545 --> 00:03:34,339 Jesus fucking Christ, what is the big deal? 79 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:35,590 I grew up here. 80 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:36,633 Yeah, we all grew up here. 81 00:03:36,674 --> 00:03:37,842 Maybe our kids can grow up someplace nicer. 82 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:40,094 Yeah, maybe somewhere Frank doesn't live. 83 00:03:40,136 --> 00:03:42,555 Oh, I see what this is. 84 00:03:42,597 --> 00:03:44,182 It's not even your idea. 85 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,975 Fucking Little Miss Middle Class 86 00:03:46,017 --> 00:03:47,185 wants her townhouse in Pilsen. 87 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:48,436 Whoa, hold on a second. I didn't even-- 88 00:03:48,478 --> 00:03:50,146 How hard did you have to twist his little nut sack 89 00:03:50,188 --> 00:03:51,231 for him to do what you wanted? 90 00:03:51,272 --> 00:03:52,523 Nobody twisted my nut sack, all right? 91 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:53,816 And it doesn't matter whose idea this is. 92 00:03:53,858 --> 00:03:54,817 It's a good idea. 93 00:03:54,859 --> 00:03:56,027 You are the only one who doesn't think so. 94 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:57,987 Well, Ian only thinks so because you think so. 95 00:03:58,029 --> 00:03:59,697 -What? -And Carl's too stupid to think 96 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:01,115 -anything at all. -Hey, that's not true. 97 00:04:01,157 --> 00:04:02,867 Mickey and I have been saving up to get our own place. 98 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:05,328 When did that idea come? Right when Lip moved out. 99 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:07,163 "Lip got his own place. I should too." 100 00:04:07,205 --> 00:04:08,081 That's bullshit. 101 00:04:08,122 --> 00:04:09,624 I don't just do things 'cause Lip says. 102 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:10,792 Well, you sort of do, though. 103 00:04:11,709 --> 00:04:12,752 Name one thing. 104 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:14,796 Switched from tighty-whiteys to boxers 'cause Lip did. 105 00:04:14,837 --> 00:04:17,340 I had a fungus issue. Boxers air the boys out better. 106 00:04:17,382 --> 00:04:19,550 Totally. Who told you that again? 107 00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:20,885 Lip. Fuck the both of you. 108 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:21,844 I'm my own man. 109 00:04:21,886 --> 00:04:23,304 Okay, big shot. Why don't you tell Lip 110 00:04:23,346 --> 00:04:24,430 you don't wanna sell the house, then? 111 00:04:24,472 --> 00:04:26,140 Mickey, hey, stop. Family only. 112 00:04:26,182 --> 00:04:27,058 Mickey's family. 113 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,059 Yeah, well, he's just saying-- 114 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:29,143 This doesn't concern you, Tami. 115 00:04:29,185 --> 00:04:30,270 Yeah, none of this concerns you, Tami. 116 00:04:30,311 --> 00:04:31,813 Whoa, whoa, whoa. So Mickey's family, 117 00:04:31,854 --> 00:04:33,147 but Tami's not family? 118 00:04:33,189 --> 00:04:34,274 Yeah. They're married. 119 00:04:34,315 --> 00:04:35,942 Tami has no right to tell you to sell my house. 120 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:37,235 Oh, my God. I didn't tell him 121 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:38,194 to do anything. 122 00:04:38,236 --> 00:04:39,737 -What the fuck? -All right, back off. 123 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:42,115 All right? I got this. 124 00:04:42,156 --> 00:04:43,866 Wow. 125 00:04:43,908 --> 00:04:46,703 Carl, we sell, we each get 20 grand. 126 00:04:46,744 --> 00:04:48,246 Right? Maybe more, okay? 127 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:49,956 You could get a sick bachelor pad for that. 128 00:04:49,998 --> 00:04:50,873 Awesome. 129 00:04:50,915 --> 00:04:51,958 You're gonna have to clean that bachelor pad 130 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,543 -and cook your own meals. -Shit. 131 00:04:53,584 --> 00:04:54,836 You'll be able to have sex 132 00:04:54,877 --> 00:04:56,337 without someone barging in and asking for deodorant. 133 00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:58,464 But you'll have to pay your own bills. 134 00:04:58,506 --> 00:04:59,966 Look, you can do that online. It's easy. 135 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:01,718 Carl doesn't know which remote turns the TV on. 136 00:05:01,759 --> 00:05:03,177 You think he can pay his own bills online? 137 00:05:03,219 --> 00:05:04,554 Debbie, you can't just insult your way 138 00:05:04,595 --> 00:05:05,430 into getting what you want. 139 00:05:05,471 --> 00:05:06,514 And you can't fuck your way 140 00:05:06,556 --> 00:05:07,682 into getting what you want, Tami! 141 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:08,808 142 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:09,934 The fuck is so funny? 143 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:12,562 I mean, why do you all still live together? 144 00:05:12,603 --> 00:05:13,938 You obviously hate each other. 145 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:15,690 -We don't hate each other. -We don't all hate each other. 146 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:17,734 -We just all hate Debbie. 147 00:05:17,775 --> 00:05:20,320 Hey, Ian doesn't hate Lip. Ian loves Lip. 148 00:05:20,361 --> 00:05:21,821 Lip is his only friend in the whole fucking world. 149 00:05:21,863 --> 00:05:23,114 Oh, fuck you, Debbie. 150 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:24,324 -She's not wrong, though. -All right, could we all 151 00:05:24,365 --> 00:05:26,200 just put our personal shit aside, 152 00:05:26,242 --> 00:05:27,535 right, calm the fuck down, 153 00:05:27,577 --> 00:05:29,370 and just have a rational discussion for once? 154 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:30,496 We have to pay for water? 155 00:05:30,538 --> 00:05:31,622 [Debbie] Yes, water costs money. 156 00:05:31,664 --> 00:05:33,666 Okay, how about we don't calm the fuck down, 157 00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:35,293 and we get up in Debbie's face, 158 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:36,419 and we call her out for being 159 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:37,962 the selfish brat that she is? 160 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:40,006 -You cut hair, Tami. -Tami, Tami, not helping. 161 00:05:40,048 --> 00:05:41,424 If Lip told you to lick a cat turd 162 00:05:41,466 --> 00:05:42,592 off a steam pipe in the middle of July-- 163 00:05:42,633 --> 00:05:43,760 Yeah, I got something here to lick on. 164 00:05:43,801 --> 00:05:45,219 Nobody's licking any turds! All right? 165 00:05:45,261 --> 00:05:46,929 I could get a maid, right? I don't wanna have to clean 166 00:05:46,971 --> 00:05:47,930 the shit out of my own toilet. 167 00:05:47,972 --> 00:05:49,015 A maid's not gonna cook for you. 168 00:05:49,057 --> 00:05:49,849 You're gonna starve. 169 00:05:49,891 --> 00:05:51,601 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay! 170 00:05:51,642 --> 00:05:53,936 Everybody shut the fuck up, please. 171 00:05:53,978 --> 00:05:56,522 Let's just vote and be done with it. 172 00:05:56,564 --> 00:05:57,690 Sell! 173 00:05:57,732 --> 00:05:59,400 -Shut up, Franny! Atta girl. 174 00:05:59,442 --> 00:06:00,818 Nice mothering, Debbie. 175 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:02,862 Stop, all right? Tami, Mickey, 176 00:06:02,904 --> 00:06:06,115 stay out of it. Franny, you too. 177 00:06:06,157 --> 00:06:07,533 I vote sell. 178 00:06:07,575 --> 00:06:09,035 I vote no. 179 00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:10,453 Ian. 180 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:16,459 I vote no. 181 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:17,585 Yes. Gallaghers, unite. 182 00:06:17,627 --> 00:06:18,586 You fucking kidding me? 183 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:20,838 Oh, shut up. Carl? 184 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:22,048 Can I think about it? 185 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:25,218 -Yes. -Right now, decision. 186 00:06:25,259 --> 00:06:28,096 Liam. 187 00:06:28,137 --> 00:06:31,099 Where the fuck is Liam? 188 00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:34,602 Mm, don't you look beautiful! 189 00:06:34,644 --> 00:06:36,270 No, sir. You let Lip hide 190 00:06:36,312 --> 00:06:37,939 stolen motorcycles in Kev-Fit. 191 00:06:37,980 --> 00:06:40,108 You and I don't have anything to say to each other 192 00:06:40,149 --> 00:06:41,025 until this is over. 193 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:42,693 It's only for a couple of days! 194 00:06:42,735 --> 00:06:44,153 Did you see that chopper? 195 00:06:44,195 --> 00:06:45,405 I've always wanted a chopper like that. 196 00:06:45,446 --> 00:06:47,323 I'd be ten times more fuckable in a chopper. 197 00:06:47,365 --> 00:06:50,243 If you get on that chopper, you're never gonna get... 198 00:06:50,284 --> 00:06:51,327 fucked again. 199 00:06:51,369 --> 00:06:52,578 Brad's got a buyer in Indiana. 200 00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:54,831 Him and Lip are running two of them there today. 201 00:06:54,872 --> 00:06:56,916 Get rid of them. All of them. 202 00:06:56,958 --> 00:06:58,668 Yes, ma'am. Girls, you ready 203 00:06:58,709 --> 00:06:59,710 to go to school? 204 00:06:59,752 --> 00:07:02,588 [Veronica] Where the hell are they going? 205 00:07:02,630 --> 00:07:03,881 Girls? 206 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:05,758 Who's in there? 207 00:07:07,969 --> 00:07:09,887 -Liam? -Hi. 208 00:07:09,929 --> 00:07:11,597 -Christ, Liam! -What are you doing here? 209 00:07:11,639 --> 00:07:13,266 Lip's selling the house. 210 00:07:13,307 --> 00:07:14,934 -Lip's selling the house? -What? 211 00:07:14,976 --> 00:07:16,561 Everyone's moving on with their lives, 212 00:07:16,602 --> 00:07:18,229 and I'm gonna end up homeless. 213 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:20,898 Can I live with you? 214 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:22,400 -You got this? -Yeah, I got it. 215 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:23,734 All right, cool. Girls, let's go. 216 00:07:23,776 --> 00:07:27,029 Come on. I gotta go sign in voters. 217 00:07:27,071 --> 00:07:28,072 It's election day. 218 00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:30,366 But in the meantime, you and I are gonna talk 219 00:07:30,408 --> 00:07:32,702 about why young Black men can't go around 220 00:07:32,743 --> 00:07:34,620 breaking into people's houses. 221 00:07:34,662 --> 00:07:36,914 Come on. 222 00:07:37,748 --> 00:07:39,834 A Gallagher has lived in that house 223 00:07:39,876 --> 00:07:42,545 since before statehood. 224 00:07:42,587 --> 00:07:46,132 My great-great-great grandfather Connell 225 00:07:46,174 --> 00:07:49,760 built it on the foundation of a Kickapoo hut, 226 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:52,472 and it's mine. 227 00:07:52,513 --> 00:07:54,432 I should have a say. 228 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:55,933 I should have... 229 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:57,768 more than a say. 230 00:07:57,810 --> 00:08:00,730 I'm their father. 231 00:08:00,771 --> 00:08:04,108 I gotta... 232 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:06,611 I gotta stop this. 233 00:08:06,652 --> 00:08:08,738 Thank...thank you. Thanks for talking me 234 00:08:08,779 --> 00:08:09,655 through this. 235 00:08:09,697 --> 00:08:10,740 I'll see you later. 236 00:08:10,781 --> 00:08:12,283 You gonna pay for those beers? 237 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:13,367 Just put it on my tab. 238 00:08:13,409 --> 00:08:15,203 You don't have a tab. 239 00:08:18,039 --> 00:08:19,999 Um... 240 00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:22,084 Where... how did I get here? 241 00:08:22,126 --> 00:08:23,377 I don't know how you got here, 242 00:08:23,419 --> 00:08:24,337 but I know how you leaving 243 00:08:24,378 --> 00:08:26,297 if you don't pay for your beers. 244 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:29,258 I ordered five beers, didn't drink any of them? 245 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:30,635 Don't care if you drink them or not, 246 00:08:30,676 --> 00:08:32,678 long as you pay for them. 247 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:34,680 Uh... 248 00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:39,227 I, um... 249 00:08:39,268 --> 00:08:40,144 Chubby! 250 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:44,232 Jesus. 251 00:08:44,273 --> 00:08:47,318 low rock music 252 00:08:49,153 --> 00:08:51,822 Okay, okay. 253 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:56,994 -[horn honks] -Out of the road, asshole! 254 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:17,848 Yo, bathroom free? 255 00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:20,643 I'd give it a minute. 256 00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:22,311 -What are you looking at? -Apartments. 257 00:09:22,353 --> 00:09:23,521 Figure when you guys sell the house, 258 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,022 -we should probably have a-- Sell? 259 00:09:25,064 --> 00:09:26,649 You just dared me not to sell the house. 260 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:27,775 Come on, I was just giving you shit 261 00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:29,110 for always doing what Lip does, man. 262 00:09:29,151 --> 00:09:30,945 Go tell the others we wanna sell this shitbag. 263 00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:32,530 Let's find a place with lots of rooms to fuck in. 264 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:33,698 -You know what I mean? -No. 265 00:09:33,739 --> 00:09:35,157 I change my vote, Debbie thinks she's right, 266 00:09:35,199 --> 00:09:37,994 and I promised to never let Debbie think she's right. 267 00:09:38,035 --> 00:09:40,246 Promised who? 268 00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:41,247 Lip. 269 00:09:41,289 --> 00:09:42,873 Damn, man, you do need friends who aren't Lip. 270 00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:44,750 I have friends who aren't Lip. 271 00:09:44,792 --> 00:09:46,043 Uh-huh? Like who? 272 00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:47,336 -Don't say me. You. 273 00:09:47,378 --> 00:09:48,588 All right, what friends have you got? 274 00:09:48,629 --> 00:09:49,672 -Don't say me. You. 275 00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:51,215 See? Neither of us have friends. 276 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:52,633 Yeah, but as far as I'm concerned, 277 00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:54,051 a friend is just someone else I gotta shoot 278 00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:55,344 before they turn state's evidence. 279 00:09:55,386 --> 00:09:56,679 Yeah, well, if I need friends, 280 00:09:56,721 --> 00:09:57,930 you need friends. 281 00:09:57,972 --> 00:09:58,848 Why? 282 00:09:58,889 --> 00:10:00,141 You really want me hanging out by myself 283 00:10:00,182 --> 00:10:02,602 with a bunch of gay guys, talking about sex and stuff? 284 00:10:02,643 --> 00:10:03,519 Why would you do that? 285 00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:04,437 That's what friends do. 286 00:10:04,478 --> 00:10:05,855 Fuck you. Make friends with chicks. 287 00:10:05,896 --> 00:10:07,898 Yeah, 'cause chicks wanna hear about our sex life. 288 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:09,525 Why do you wanna be talking to everybody 289 00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:10,610 about our fucking sex lives? 290 00:10:10,651 --> 00:10:12,445 I don't. But say I wanted to bitch 291 00:10:12,486 --> 00:10:14,155 about you not liking having your ass licked. 292 00:10:14,196 --> 00:10:15,364 Oh, Christ. This again. 293 00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:16,407 I can't do that with a bunch 294 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:17,491 of straight guys or with girls. 295 00:10:17,533 --> 00:10:18,659 I can only do that with gay guys. 296 00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:20,077 You already have some, don't you? 297 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:21,245 You got a group of gay friends 298 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:22,288 who know I don't like getting my ass licked, 299 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:23,706 and now I gotta go fucking murder 300 00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:24,874 a bunch of people. 301 00:10:24,915 --> 00:10:26,375 No, but if I make gay friends, 302 00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:28,169 we're gonna talk about sex, 303 00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:29,962 and if you're not there, 304 00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:31,505 who knows what'll happen? 305 00:10:31,547 --> 00:10:33,841 Oh, really? 306 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:35,593 Remember the whole monogamy conversation we had? 307 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:36,636 What'd we decide? 308 00:10:36,677 --> 00:10:38,346 We can hump other people when we're together, 309 00:10:38,387 --> 00:10:39,513 not when we're on our own. 310 00:10:39,555 --> 00:10:41,474 Then I guess we should make some friends together. 311 00:10:41,515 --> 00:10:43,684 Fuck, man, I hate the fucking gays. 312 00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:46,520 All their "meh" and their "bleh." 313 00:10:46,562 --> 00:10:47,730 They're not all like that. 314 00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:49,690 Okay, well, let's find some who aren't like that. 315 00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:51,067 Where do we find those gays? 316 00:10:51,108 --> 00:10:52,485 I don't know. 317 00:10:52,526 --> 00:10:54,820 Furniture shopping? The gym. 318 00:10:54,862 --> 00:10:56,238 Fancy places have free trial weeks. 319 00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:58,949 All right, great, so we find some fucking fancy gays 320 00:10:58,991 --> 00:11:00,826 at the gym. Then what? 321 00:11:00,868 --> 00:11:01,744 Smile? 322 00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:02,745 Talk to them? 323 00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:05,206 Jesus Christ, I gotta smile now too? 324 00:11:05,247 --> 00:11:06,415 You seemed pretty happy 325 00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:10,461 with how I woke you up this morning. 326 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:11,879 Whatever. 327 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:14,632 rock music 328 00:11:23,974 --> 00:11:24,975 Fuck me. 329 00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:27,937 Hi. I brought you a coffee. 330 00:11:27,978 --> 00:11:29,772 No, thanks. 331 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:30,898 Where you headed? 332 00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:32,358 Winfrey Elementary. 333 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:33,693 Gonna go talk to the first graders 334 00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:35,111 about stranger danger. 335 00:11:35,152 --> 00:11:37,363 Okay, well, you wanna... get together tonight, 336 00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:38,614 like dinner or something? 337 00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:40,324 Uh, look, I don't think 338 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:43,035 we should be seeing each other anymore. 339 00:11:43,077 --> 00:11:45,287 Okay. Uh... 340 00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:48,040 W-wait, I-I thought that... 341 00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:53,671 Okay. 342 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:03,222 Shh, there you go. Shh. 343 00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:04,306 Yeah. 344 00:12:04,348 --> 00:12:06,142 Yeah, all right, great. Yeah, I'll see you in an hour. 345 00:12:06,183 --> 00:12:07,768 A'ight, bye. 346 00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,019 Hey. 347 00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:10,771 Brad found a buyer 348 00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:11,814 for the bikes in Merrillville, 349 00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:13,399 so I'm gonna go pick them up from Kev's 350 00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:15,109 -and run them down. -Great. 351 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:16,944 I will start packing up some of our stuff 352 00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:19,155 and bringing it over to my dad's. 353 00:12:19,196 --> 00:12:20,656 I'm sorry. What? 354 00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:21,866 Well, I mean, we have to be out of here 355 00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:22,867 in a few weeks. 356 00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,535 Doesn't look like you're selling your old house 357 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:25,953 -anytime soon. Uh-huh. 358 00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:27,830 We can't afford a new place, so... 359 00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:29,582 I thought that we would stay with my dad 360 00:12:29,623 --> 00:12:30,791 just until we figure things out. 361 00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:32,501 Oh, I've got things figured out, though, right? 362 00:12:32,543 --> 00:12:34,503 I'm gonna get Liam and Carl on my side, 363 00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:35,463 we're gonna sell the house, 364 00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:37,381 and we can use our cuts 365 00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:38,466 to get a new place. 366 00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:42,386 Okay, but even if Debbie let that happen, 367 00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:44,096 we're talking about remodeling. 368 00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:45,139 You know? 369 00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:46,849 That's gonna take a while. 370 00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:48,058 Well, I'm gonna sell the Indian, 371 00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:49,977 and that'll get us enough to rent an apartment 372 00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:50,811 in the meantime. 373 00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,438 Lip. "Sell the house." 374 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:53,272 "Sell the Indian." 375 00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:55,274 How about just get a job? 376 00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:56,317 You know? 377 00:12:56,358 --> 00:12:57,902 -Amazon is hiring drivers. -No, no. 378 00:12:57,943 --> 00:13:00,029 No, no, no, no, no. I've got applications in, 379 00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:02,490 all right, for mechanic jobs all over town. 380 00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:05,451 That's great, but, like, until you get one of those, 381 00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:07,369 how about deliver packages 382 00:13:07,411 --> 00:13:08,579 or flip burgers? 383 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:11,123 And we can stay with my family, save up for a new place 384 00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:12,041 like normal people. 385 00:13:12,082 --> 00:13:14,084 No, I'm not living with your family. 386 00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:15,336 Okay? W-with your dad 387 00:13:15,377 --> 00:13:16,420 and his Fox News 388 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:19,089 and-and-and Cami and her fucking... 389 00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:20,090 fucking Cami-ness. 390 00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:21,842 Oh, what, you think your family's any better? 391 00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:23,803 C-come on, you guys have a criminal record 392 00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:25,095 longer than the Gambinos'. 393 00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:27,264 Look, it would be easier 394 00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:29,308 to fix up my old house if we were in it. 395 00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:32,561 Well, Debbie... called me a controlling bitch, 396 00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:34,438 so we are not staying there. 397 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,524 Thank you for defending me, by the way. 398 00:13:36,565 --> 00:13:38,901 You don't think you're being a little controlling right now? 399 00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:40,903 I...I have a plan. 400 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:42,071 -Okay? -Yeah, but it's based on things 401 00:13:42,112 --> 00:13:44,031 that are not in your control. 402 00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:45,241 Okay? With my plan, 403 00:13:45,282 --> 00:13:48,035 we have a place to stay. We have actual income. 404 00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:50,204 All right, wait. 405 00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:52,581 Just give me the day, all right? 406 00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:54,333 Let me work on Liam and Carl. 407 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:55,918 Let me sell the Indian, all right? 408 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,044 If it doesn't work out, 409 00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:58,671 then we will talk about what happens next. 410 00:13:58,712 --> 00:14:01,298 Just one day, okay? 411 00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:05,219 Fine. 412 00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:06,178 One day. 413 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:07,221 Okay. Hey. 414 00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:08,430 It'll work out, all right? 415 00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:09,557 I promise you. 416 00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:12,685 -Okay. -All right. 417 00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:17,398 Chu-chu-chu-chu-chu. 418 00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:18,899 Hey, Brad. Uh, yeah. 419 00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:20,276 You think you can, uh, find someone 420 00:14:20,317 --> 00:14:22,361 who would wanna buy the Indian too? 421 00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:31,912 Six feet, assholes. 422 00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:33,080 Where's V? 423 00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:34,290 Municipal elections. 424 00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:36,375 She's working at a polling station. 425 00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:37,459 Maybe we should go vote. 426 00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:38,460 V said if you tried to vote, 427 00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:40,045 she's gonna beat the shit out of you. 428 00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:41,881 Can I get a Boilermaker there, Kev? 429 00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:43,090 JB on the rocks. 430 00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:46,343 Nobody wants coffee? Bunch of damn alcoholics. 431 00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:50,973 Oh, there she is. 432 00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:54,143 1948 Panhead... 433 00:14:54,184 --> 00:14:55,102 Burnt copper. 434 00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:57,354 springer-rigged fork. 435 00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:59,189 Totally chopped. 436 00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:01,692 rock music 437 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:04,987 Bad boy treating lives like a broken toy 438 00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:06,572 Bad boy... 439 00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:07,489 Fuck it. 440 00:15:07,531 --> 00:15:10,034 Nothing but bad 441 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:14,288 Your kind's evil minor to the bone 442 00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:16,040 Bad boy 443 00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:18,876 It's gonna get bad 444 00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:23,964 Hey, Liam. 445 00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:25,257 I just wanted to call and, uh, see 446 00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:27,551 where your head was at as far as selling the house. 447 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:29,553 Call me. Oh, and by the way, 448 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:30,971 I'm making Tuna Helper tonight. 449 00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:33,182 Your favorite. Bye. 450 00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:39,563 Hey, Carl. Uh, I just wanted to call 451 00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:42,483 and see where your head was at as far as selling the house. 452 00:15:42,524 --> 00:15:43,400 Call me. 453 00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:45,194 By the way, I put some pineapple Fresca 454 00:15:45,235 --> 00:15:47,112 in your mini-fridge. Your favorite. 455 00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:48,656 Bye. 456 00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:51,867 I don't get it. 457 00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:54,119 I say sell this shithole like Lip wants, 458 00:15:54,161 --> 00:15:56,163 get a Thunderbird, and let's Thelma and Louise 459 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,539 our asses to Mexico. 460 00:15:57,581 --> 00:15:59,333 It's not just Lip's decision. 461 00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,335 We make decisions as a family. 462 00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:02,962 If you weren't beholden to your family, 463 00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:04,797 you'd have way more fun. 464 00:16:04,838 --> 00:16:06,507 Yeah, well, I'd still have Franny. 465 00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:08,926 People with kids don't get to have fun. 466 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,469 [Royal] Sandy! 467 00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:11,804 Sandy! 468 00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:13,097 Oh, that's fucking Royal. 469 00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:14,431 [Royal] Sandy! 470 00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:15,307 Fuck that noise. 471 00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:16,850 Wait, no. Debbie. 472 00:16:16,892 --> 00:16:18,644 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 473 00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:20,229 No, no, no, don't. No, no, no. 474 00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:21,981 -No, Debbie, stop. -[Royal] Sandy! 475 00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:25,818 Oh-ho, Royal, you fucking pervert. 476 00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:27,236 You can't just force 477 00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:28,529 a 15-year-old girl to marry you... 478 00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:29,488 Force her? I didn't force her-- 479 00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:30,531 ...and then stalk her 480 00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:31,949 for the rest of your fucking life. 481 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,242 -Now get the fuck out of here. -No, Debbie, Debbie, stop it. 482 00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:34,702 Stop it. What...what are you doing here? 483 00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:37,079 I'm sorry, but you weren't answering your phone. 484 00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:38,831 They cut my hours at Verizon, 485 00:16:38,872 --> 00:16:41,333 so I picked up a job at Pizzeria Uno. 486 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,210 -Okay. -Why is that her problem? 487 00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:45,587 Because someone needs to watch Prince. 488 00:16:45,629 --> 00:16:48,507 Who's Prince? 489 00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:50,175 Come on, bud. 490 00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:53,178 Hey. There you go. 491 00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,221 No. 492 00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:55,305 My mom's in the hospital 493 00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:56,557 with another popped stomach staple. 494 00:16:56,598 --> 00:16:58,934 You think I would ask if I had any other option? 495 00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:01,186 Can you please just be a mother for five hours? 496 00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:02,730 A mother? You-- 497 00:17:02,771 --> 00:17:04,940 Hey, you stay here with Mommy and her girlfriend, 498 00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:06,442 and I'll come get you after Pizzeria Uno, okay, buddy? 499 00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:07,735 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 500 00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:09,737 You can't just leave him here. What are you doing? 501 00:17:09,778 --> 00:17:10,696 I love you, buddy. 502 00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:13,198 I'm sorry, Sandy. Five hours. 503 00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:19,079 Oh 504 00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:20,414 Hi, Mom. 505 00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:21,915 peppy music 506 00:17:21,957 --> 00:17:23,876 Don't call me that. 507 00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:25,836 Hey, Sandy! 508 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,337 Come. 509 00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:32,009 Hey 510 00:17:37,264 --> 00:17:38,599 Shit. 511 00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:46,607 Can you change a twenty? 512 00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:48,859 That's a candy bar wrapper. 513 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,111 Oh, will you look at that? I'm sorry. 514 00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:53,697 I was just diagnosed with dementia. 515 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,616 I must've picked up the candy bar wrapper 516 00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:58,410 on my dresser instead of my wa-- 517 00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:02,289 Bless you. 518 00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,458 Sucker. 519 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,376 Gina! How are you? 520 00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:07,419 You look wonderful. 521 00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:08,378 Bitch, I don't know you! 522 00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:09,630 You're not... I'm so sorry. 523 00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:11,715 I thought you were my friend Gina, and...and I-- 524 00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:12,800 Fuck you, old man. 525 00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:16,220 I'm ...m sorry. I'm... 526 00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:21,225 [bus PA] Via Wacker. 527 00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:24,603 Thank you, Danica. 528 00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:26,855 Excellent. 529 00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:29,900 upbeat rock music 530 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:41,620 Shit, shit, fuck, shit, fuck, shit, fuck. 531 00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:46,208 Hello, Officer. Kevin Ball, 532 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:48,293 upstanding taxpayer and father of two. 533 00:18:48,335 --> 00:18:50,504 -This your chopper? -Yes...no. 534 00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,172 No, it's, uh, my friend's. 535 00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:54,341 I'm just taking it for a spin on the way to work. 536 00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:56,468 You own Kev-Fit? 537 00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:58,887 Hmm? 538 00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:01,473 Yes, yes. I own Kev-Fit. 539 00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:03,433 Where'd your friend get this bike? 540 00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:04,935 I don't know, 541 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,812 but I'm sure he got it legally. 542 00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:08,981 Think he'd be willing to sell it? 543 00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:12,818 I've been looking for a '48 Panhead for years. 544 00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:15,487 1,200 CCs, butterfly carburetor, 545 00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:17,030 springer-raked fork... 546 00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:18,240 Totally chopped. 547 00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:19,992 [laughs] Right, Officer. 548 00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:21,076 You know your bikes. 549 00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:22,536 But I don't think this one's for sale. 550 00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:23,996 Ask your friend. 551 00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:26,999 I can come by Kev-Fit later today. 552 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:28,667 Why don't I, uh, get your number, 553 00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:30,919 and I can call you to see if he's interested? 554 00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:32,671 Cops don't give out our personal info. 555 00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:34,840 Kev-Fit's on my way home. I'll stop by around 4:30. 556 00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:36,341 But I don't think he's gonna be there. 557 00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:38,343 We close early if no one shows up to class. 558 00:19:38,385 --> 00:19:40,053 If I don't catch him today, tell him 559 00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:41,680 I'll find him sooner or later. 560 00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:43,473 -See you at 4:30. -Okay, Officer. 561 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:44,558 We'll be there. 562 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,310 Or not. But maybe. 563 00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:48,478 But we probably won't be there. 564 00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,401 Here's your sticker, Mrs. Meyers. 565 00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:56,528 Hannity-loving blue-haired old hag. 566 00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:58,780 Don't you dare vote against my rent control bill, 567 00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:00,157 white lady. 568 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,075 Where are all the Black voters? 569 00:20:02,117 --> 00:20:04,870 It's like a Paula Deen Tupperware party in here. 570 00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:06,163 [Debbie on phone] Oh, and by the way, I'm making 571 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,623 Tuna Helper tonight, your favorite. 572 00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:09,291 Bye. 573 00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,210 Now everyone wants to know how I feel 574 00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:12,628 about selling the house? 575 00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:13,712 They didn't ask how you felt 576 00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:14,713 about selling before? 577 00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:16,715 No. They barely know I'm alive. 578 00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:18,800 That is not true. They love you. 579 00:20:18,842 --> 00:20:20,427 But you have got to speak up. 580 00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:21,845 You are a young Black man 581 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:22,721 in a white, white world. 582 00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:24,306 You need to make your voice heard 583 00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:26,058 like all these white folk motherfuckers. 584 00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:27,601 They making their voices heard. 585 00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:29,228 Black people are not speaking up, 586 00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:31,813 so my rent control measure's probably gonna tank, 587 00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:33,523 white gentrifiers will take all the housing, 588 00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:35,359 and the South Side will be the Gold Coast 589 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:36,526 before you know it. 590 00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:38,946 Where's my mama? She always votes. 591 00:20:44,993 --> 00:20:46,620 -Hey, stranger. -[Veronica] Hey! 592 00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,747 -You coming to vote today? -Oh, that was today? 593 00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:50,374 Yeah. Get your behind down here. 594 00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:52,501 [Carol] Oh, baby, I'm not gonna be voting. 595 00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:53,794 I'm packing. 596 00:20:53,835 --> 00:20:54,878 [Veronica] Packing what? 597 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:55,963 I sold the house. 598 00:20:56,004 --> 00:20:58,715 Dominic and I are moving to Louisville. 599 00:20:58,757 --> 00:20:59,633 Louisville? 600 00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:00,592 [Carol] Yeah, I told you 601 00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:01,843 I was putting it on the market. 602 00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:04,137 You know, I'm going through some of your old stuff, 603 00:21:04,179 --> 00:21:07,099 and, well, I'm not sure what to give to Goodwill. 604 00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:08,183 How about none of it? 605 00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:09,643 Okay, why don't you come by later, 606 00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:10,852 and we'll decide together? 607 00:21:10,894 --> 00:21:13,272 All right, sweetie. Love you. 608 00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:22,614 So why didn't you tell me you abandoned a kid? 609 00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:25,158 [scoffs] I didn't abandon a kid. 610 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,994 I left a shitty situation. 611 00:21:27,035 --> 00:21:29,705 Royal seems like a decent enough guy. 612 00:21:29,746 --> 00:21:31,498 How was that a shitty situation? 613 00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:33,667 I was 15, pregnant, 614 00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:37,004 and taken in by a 30-year-old who sells phones. 615 00:21:37,045 --> 00:21:39,965 That doesn't sound like a shitty situation to you? 616 00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:42,384 Not shitty enough to abandon a kid. 617 00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:44,845 I was a kid myself, Debbie. 618 00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:49,099 I got bored. 619 00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,225 -You got bored... -Yes. 620 00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:51,643 ...so you abandoned a child. 621 00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:53,312 Uh, yeah, I was 15. 622 00:21:53,353 --> 00:21:57,482 I needed to find myself. 623 00:21:57,524 --> 00:22:01,320 Don't you ever wish you had found yourself? 624 00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:03,405 No. 625 00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:05,907 You never once thought, "Mm, 626 00:22:05,949 --> 00:22:08,744 gee, I wish I wasn't tied down by Franny 627 00:22:08,785 --> 00:22:10,829 for the last five years of my life?" 628 00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:11,913 Hell, no. 629 00:22:11,955 --> 00:22:14,166 "I wish I could've left this house, 630 00:22:14,207 --> 00:22:17,836 like, struck out on my own, and seen the world"? 631 00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:21,506 No. 632 00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,593 Well, I guess you're a better person 633 00:22:24,634 --> 00:22:26,053 than I am, then. 634 00:22:26,094 --> 00:22:28,180 Yeah, sure sounds like it. 635 00:22:28,221 --> 00:22:30,349 Oh, fuck you, you judgmental ho. 636 00:22:30,390 --> 00:22:32,059 -Where are you going? -To work. 637 00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:33,477 What the hell am I supposed to do with Prince? 638 00:22:33,518 --> 00:22:35,228 I don't know. Put him on an El 639 00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:36,271 to Pizzeria Uno. 640 00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:39,566 Hey, you cannot just run away from people, Sandy! 641 00:22:42,235 --> 00:22:44,154 -Shit. 642 00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:46,948 Suit up, motherfucker. 643 00:22:46,990 --> 00:22:48,367 Is that a vagina? 644 00:22:48,408 --> 00:22:49,242 Yeah. 645 00:22:49,284 --> 00:22:51,203 She's also Sally the SVU Squirrel. 646 00:22:51,244 --> 00:22:52,996 We have young victims show us on Sally 647 00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:54,373 where they were touched. 648 00:22:54,414 --> 00:22:57,584 Don't worry, we'll put the skirt on her today. 649 00:23:00,087 --> 00:23:03,382 You mind checking that for me? Back pocket. 650 00:23:05,759 --> 00:23:07,844 -Says "Shithead number four." 651 00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:09,554 Fucking Debbie trying to convince me 652 00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:11,640 not to sell our house. 653 00:23:11,681 --> 00:23:12,891 Why would you sell your house? 654 00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:14,309 So I can get a sick bachelor pad 655 00:23:14,351 --> 00:23:16,061 and not live with my family. 656 00:23:16,103 --> 00:23:17,646 But I do love that house, 657 00:23:17,687 --> 00:23:19,106 and I kind of like living with my family. 658 00:23:19,147 --> 00:23:22,109 But I got low-level raped in my man cave in the basement, 659 00:23:22,150 --> 00:23:23,568 and I do I really wanna live in a place 660 00:23:23,610 --> 00:23:26,113 with traumatic memories like that? 661 00:23:26,154 --> 00:23:27,697 I'm sorry. Low-level raped? 662 00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:29,074 I wanted to use a condom, 663 00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:33,787 but this girl mounted my dick before I could get one on. 664 00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:35,747 Man. 665 00:23:35,789 --> 00:23:37,374 I was at a party once. 666 00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:38,750 A girl took me into a dark room, 667 00:23:38,792 --> 00:23:40,794 you know, to blow me, 668 00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:42,504 but what I thought was her mouth 669 00:23:42,546 --> 00:23:44,423 wasn't her mouth. 670 00:23:44,464 --> 00:23:46,842 Nine months later, she's having my baby, 671 00:23:46,883 --> 00:23:49,052 a month later, we're married, 672 00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:50,720 two years later, we're divorced, 673 00:23:50,762 --> 00:23:51,930 and now half my paycheck 674 00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:53,640 goes to alimony and child support, 675 00:23:53,682 --> 00:23:56,101 so now I'm stuck living with my grandma in Englewood 676 00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:57,853 while my ex-wife takes it up the pooper 677 00:23:57,894 --> 00:23:59,855 from some 18-year-old rapper 678 00:23:59,896 --> 00:24:02,357 who spends my hard-earned money on molly 679 00:24:02,399 --> 00:24:03,275 and DJ equipment. 680 00:24:03,316 --> 00:24:07,446 Well, club circuit's dead, bitches. 681 00:24:07,487 --> 00:24:08,864 Who's laughing now? 682 00:24:08,905 --> 00:24:11,825 peppy dance music 683 00:24:11,867 --> 00:24:13,535 Na, na, na, na, na, na... 684 00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:14,995 There we go. 685 00:24:15,036 --> 00:24:16,288 Na, na, na 686 00:24:16,329 --> 00:24:17,956 Na, na, na, na, na, na 687 00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:20,584 Fuckin' A. 688 00:24:21,501 --> 00:24:23,712 Okay, but how do we know who's gay? 689 00:24:23,753 --> 00:24:26,089 If they're watching themselves work out in the mirror, 690 00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:27,799 they're gay. 691 00:24:27,841 --> 00:24:29,843 That means everybody out there was fucking gay. 692 00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:31,178 You know what? Just hold this. 693 00:24:31,219 --> 00:24:33,805 I gotta find a shitter. 694 00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:36,516 Sorry. -My bad, dude. 695 00:24:43,398 --> 00:24:44,524 How's your workout? 696 00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:46,234 Oof. Rough, man. 697 00:24:46,276 --> 00:24:48,820 Trainer had me doing four different types of squats. 698 00:24:48,862 --> 00:24:51,990 Gotta keep the tuchus in shape for my better half. 699 00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:53,074 Oh. 700 00:24:53,116 --> 00:24:55,535 Hey, you don't have any glycolic undereye, do you? 701 00:24:55,577 --> 00:24:57,204 Looks like they're out. 702 00:24:57,245 --> 00:24:58,455 I don't know what that is. 703 00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:00,081 Ah, found some. 704 00:25:00,123 --> 00:25:03,877 No worries. 705 00:25:03,919 --> 00:25:06,796 So is your better half here? 706 00:25:06,838 --> 00:25:09,508 She's teaching Pilates downtown. 707 00:25:09,549 --> 00:25:10,509 She. 708 00:25:10,550 --> 00:25:11,801 Wife. 709 00:25:11,843 --> 00:25:13,178 Ah, yeah. Cool. 710 00:25:13,220 --> 00:25:16,348 Good luck with the whole eye thing. 711 00:25:16,389 --> 00:25:18,183 Hey, hey, two guys are jacking each other off 712 00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:20,519 in the steam room. Let's go be friends with them. 713 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:22,062 Come on. 714 00:25:22,103 --> 00:25:25,106 rock music 715 00:25:27,317 --> 00:25:29,736 We've been down this road before... 716 00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:33,156 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 717 00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:35,033 Shit! 718 00:25:35,075 --> 00:25:35,992 Tommy! 719 00:25:36,034 --> 00:25:37,160 Lip, hey, it's Kev. 720 00:25:37,202 --> 00:25:38,161 Uh, we got a problem. 721 00:25:38,203 --> 00:25:39,538 Call me back. It's about the... 722 00:25:39,579 --> 00:25:42,624 olen-stay ikes-bay. 723 00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:43,667 How was the ride? 724 00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:45,794 Not great. I think I accidentally invited 725 00:25:45,835 --> 00:25:47,045 a cop to see the bikes. 726 00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:47,754 So? 727 00:25:47,796 --> 00:25:48,880 They're stolen, Tommy. 728 00:25:48,922 --> 00:25:50,966 Stolen? Well, that was stupid. 729 00:25:51,007 --> 00:25:52,884 Which part, the stolen or the cop? 730 00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:53,802 Both, I would think. 731 00:25:53,843 --> 00:25:55,178 You still got your truck here? 732 00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:56,263 You gotta help me get rid of them. 733 00:25:56,304 --> 00:25:58,056 Come on, man. I just got a fresh beer. 734 00:25:58,098 --> 00:26:00,600 Tommy. 735 00:26:00,642 --> 00:26:03,353 Okay, Christ. Meet you out back. 736 00:26:05,939 --> 00:26:08,358 Lip, where are you? Call me. 737 00:26:14,948 --> 00:26:17,075 Sorry, where are we? 738 00:26:17,117 --> 00:26:19,494 Nearing the Howard stop. 739 00:26:19,536 --> 00:26:20,579 Howard? 740 00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:24,040 Did this bus magically skip the back of the Yards? 741 00:26:24,082 --> 00:26:27,168 That was almost 30 stops ago. 742 00:26:27,210 --> 00:26:29,713 Stop the bus. 743 00:26:29,754 --> 00:26:33,383 Stop the goddamn bus. 744 00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:35,885 Which way do I walk? 745 00:26:41,016 --> 00:26:42,475 Thank you. 746 00:26:42,517 --> 00:26:45,103 Next time, tell me, will you? 747 00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:48,690 No. No, no, no, no, no, no. 748 00:26:48,732 --> 00:26:51,109 I can't do less than 12 grand. 749 00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:56,072 All right, how about 11? 750 00:26:56,114 --> 00:26:57,032 Seven? 751 00:26:57,073 --> 00:26:59,034 Yeah, fuck you, dickhead. Jesus Christ. 752 00:26:59,075 --> 00:27:00,952 He's offering seven grand for the Indian? 753 00:27:00,994 --> 00:27:02,162 Yeah. It's the third guy 754 00:27:02,203 --> 00:27:03,496 that lowballed me today. 755 00:27:03,538 --> 00:27:04,914 Now I won't even clear a grand 756 00:27:04,956 --> 00:27:06,082 after everything I put into it. 757 00:27:06,124 --> 00:27:08,126 Jesus. I will cut my own throat 758 00:27:08,168 --> 00:27:09,377 before moving in with Bob Tamietti. 759 00:27:09,419 --> 00:27:11,630 Listen, we should clear at least 20 grand 760 00:27:11,671 --> 00:27:13,131 for these bikes in Merrillville. 761 00:27:13,173 --> 00:27:14,507 -Yeah. -Take some. 762 00:27:14,549 --> 00:27:15,925 Use it to rent you and Tami a place. 763 00:27:15,967 --> 00:27:17,677 No, no, man. That's for your baby's bills. 764 00:27:17,719 --> 00:27:18,803 Take five. 765 00:27:18,845 --> 00:27:21,431 Pay me back when you sell the Indian. 766 00:27:23,683 --> 00:27:24,643 You sure? 767 00:27:24,684 --> 00:27:27,270 Well, if it'll keep you from cutting your throat, 768 00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:29,105 absolutely. 769 00:27:30,190 --> 00:27:32,108 Thank you. 770 00:27:39,407 --> 00:27:41,409 What the fuck? 771 00:27:41,451 --> 00:27:44,454 rock music 772 00:27:47,707 --> 00:27:49,542 We're just gonna leave them here? 773 00:27:49,584 --> 00:27:51,711 We'll come back for them when things have cooled down. 774 00:27:51,753 --> 00:27:53,213 What about the chopper? 775 00:27:53,254 --> 00:27:54,631 Too hot. Cop's already seen me on it. 776 00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:56,424 We're gonna put it where no one can find it. 777 00:27:56,466 --> 00:27:58,259 They won't think to look for them here. 778 00:27:58,301 --> 00:28:00,136 Oh, shit. Incoming! 779 00:28:03,890 --> 00:28:04,891 Fuck. 780 00:28:04,933 --> 00:28:08,978 -Go. Go. What the hell, man? 781 00:28:09,020 --> 00:28:12,273 What the fuck? Hey! 782 00:28:14,943 --> 00:28:17,654 You can't just sell her childhood home like that. 783 00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:20,615 Who is this, and why is he speaking to me? 784 00:28:20,657 --> 00:28:22,158 I'm Liam. I'm practicing 785 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:23,243 making my voice heard. 786 00:28:23,284 --> 00:28:25,578 When did you up and decide to move to Louisville? 787 00:28:25,620 --> 00:28:26,579 I've been telling you 788 00:28:26,621 --> 00:28:27,956 that I wanted to move for years. 789 00:28:27,997 --> 00:28:29,290 You told me you were gonna give me 790 00:28:29,332 --> 00:28:30,959 a llama for Christmas when I was four. 791 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,711 I'm still waiting for that to happen. 792 00:28:32,752 --> 00:28:34,629 Chicago isn't the same anymore. 793 00:28:34,671 --> 00:28:35,839 Black people are moving out 794 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,550 faster than white people were stealing us out of Africa. 795 00:28:38,591 --> 00:28:42,554 Which is why you need to stay. We have to fight. 796 00:28:42,595 --> 00:28:44,264 Chicago is our home. 797 00:28:44,305 --> 00:28:47,183 Honey, I'm just getting too old for this fight. 798 00:28:47,225 --> 00:28:49,060 I'm trying to raise a Black son 799 00:28:49,102 --> 00:28:51,521 in the white hipster capital of the Midwest. 800 00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:55,066 He's watching white people sitcoms on TV 801 00:28:55,108 --> 00:28:57,527 in Crocs. 802 00:28:57,569 --> 00:28:58,862 But Louisville? 803 00:28:58,903 --> 00:29:01,239 Well, your aunts are there, and their sons, 804 00:29:01,281 --> 00:29:04,117 and husbands... you know, family. 805 00:29:04,159 --> 00:29:05,410 What am I? 806 00:29:05,452 --> 00:29:08,079 You've only seen me twice this year, 807 00:29:08,121 --> 00:29:10,331 and we only live eight blocks apart. 808 00:29:10,373 --> 00:29:13,293 There's a community in Louisville for me. 809 00:29:13,334 --> 00:29:16,838 Baby, I'm sorry, but it's... it's just time. 810 00:29:26,890 --> 00:29:28,224 Can't believe you wouldn't let us 811 00:29:28,266 --> 00:29:29,309 be friends with those guys. 812 00:29:29,350 --> 00:29:31,102 You can't start friendships off with sex. 813 00:29:31,144 --> 00:29:32,312 It sets a bad precedent. 814 00:29:32,353 --> 00:29:33,396 First, we didn't have sex. 815 00:29:33,438 --> 00:29:34,481 We got hand jobs in a steam room. 816 00:29:34,522 --> 00:29:36,441 Two, our friendship started with sex. 817 00:29:36,483 --> 00:29:38,359 If you want me marrying one of those guys in ten years, 818 00:29:38,401 --> 00:29:40,820 then, yeah, let's go back and make friends with them. 819 00:29:40,862 --> 00:29:42,447 All right, fine, no steam room guys. 820 00:29:42,489 --> 00:29:44,199 We can still go back for handies, though, right? 821 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:45,283 Definitely. 822 00:29:45,325 --> 00:29:46,409 I said mid-century. 823 00:29:46,451 --> 00:29:47,911 Yes, but which part of mid-century? 824 00:29:47,952 --> 00:29:49,829 -It's not just a year. -It doesn't matter. 825 00:29:49,871 --> 00:29:53,416 I said cabernet mauve, not cotton candy mauve. 826 00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:55,543 -Please, not those guys. -No. 827 00:29:55,585 --> 00:29:57,337 Just make a fucking decision. 828 00:29:57,378 --> 00:29:59,798 -Okay! -Hey, guys? 829 00:29:59,839 --> 00:30:01,633 Darker or lighter duvet? 830 00:30:01,674 --> 00:30:03,760 -What? -I guess that depends 831 00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:05,345 on what part of mid-century. 832 00:30:05,386 --> 00:30:06,638 Bedspread thing? Lighter. 833 00:30:06,679 --> 00:30:08,848 Hides the lube stains. Let's go. 834 00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:11,518 I'm Ian. This is Mickey. 835 00:30:11,559 --> 00:30:14,020 Tim. This is Brendan. 836 00:30:14,062 --> 00:30:15,188 -Hey. -He's right. 837 00:30:15,230 --> 00:30:16,940 Lube has destroyed, like, six sets of sheets for us. 838 00:30:16,981 --> 00:30:18,358 Well, are you using water-based 839 00:30:18,399 --> 00:30:19,484 -or silicone? 840 00:30:19,526 --> 00:30:20,693 Silicone. 841 00:30:20,735 --> 00:30:21,903 Water-based doesn't stain. 842 00:30:21,945 --> 00:30:23,196 Neither does spit. Ian. 843 00:30:23,238 --> 00:30:24,614 Ugh, Joe and Sherman can't go 844 00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:26,282 to Anderson Cooper's book signing today. 845 00:30:26,324 --> 00:30:28,785 It's just us, Jon, and Travis. 846 00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:30,328 We're free today. 847 00:30:30,370 --> 00:30:32,539 For a book signing? 848 00:30:32,580 --> 00:30:33,665 I don't like books. 849 00:30:33,706 --> 00:30:35,041 We love Anderson Cooper, though. 850 00:30:35,083 --> 00:30:36,668 We do. He's great. 851 00:30:36,709 --> 00:30:38,461 Listen, can I talk to you for a sec? 852 00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:40,129 Who the fuck is Anderson Cooper? 853 00:30:40,171 --> 00:30:41,714 Who the fuck knows? But maybe these guys 854 00:30:41,756 --> 00:30:42,549 can be our friends. 855 00:30:42,590 --> 00:30:43,675 Oh, so we can't be friends 856 00:30:43,716 --> 00:30:45,093 with the steam room guys, but we can be friends 857 00:30:45,134 --> 00:30:47,220 with fucking twinks buying a duvet? 858 00:30:47,262 --> 00:30:48,721 Do you wanna fuck either of them? 859 00:30:48,763 --> 00:30:50,306 -No. -Then yes, we can be friends 860 00:30:50,348 --> 00:30:51,558 with the twinks buying a duvet. 861 00:30:51,599 --> 00:30:52,684 I d-no-- 862 00:30:52,725 --> 00:30:54,185 We're in. 863 00:30:54,227 --> 00:30:55,937 Okay. Great. 864 00:30:57,647 --> 00:30:58,690 Okay. 865 00:30:58,731 --> 00:31:00,233 Smile. 866 00:31:01,484 --> 00:31:05,530 And that is how Teddy got abducted and murdered, 867 00:31:05,572 --> 00:31:06,489 kids. 868 00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:09,534 Now, do we ever take rides with strangers? 869 00:31:09,576 --> 00:31:11,119 No! 870 00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:13,371 That's right. Now, Sally 871 00:31:13,413 --> 00:31:14,539 is gonna teach you the difference 872 00:31:14,581 --> 00:31:16,040 between appropriate 873 00:31:16,082 --> 00:31:17,792 and inappropriate ways 874 00:31:17,834 --> 00:31:20,086 of being touched by an adult. 875 00:31:20,128 --> 00:31:21,588 Yay! 876 00:31:23,923 --> 00:31:25,258 Now, kids, 877 00:31:25,300 --> 00:31:27,468 sometimes an adult touches you 878 00:31:27,510 --> 00:31:28,511 and that's okay, 879 00:31:28,553 --> 00:31:30,138 like a high five. 880 00:31:30,179 --> 00:31:31,764 Is that okay? 881 00:31:31,806 --> 00:31:33,558 Yes! 882 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:34,767 [Carl] Now, what if an adult 883 00:31:34,809 --> 00:31:36,519 makes you have sex without a condom? 884 00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:37,979 Is that okay? 885 00:31:38,021 --> 00:31:39,731 -Sally, Sally... -Maybe we should just-- 886 00:31:39,772 --> 00:31:42,191 See, I thought Tish was a nice girl 887 00:31:42,233 --> 00:31:44,193 until she started asking questions 888 00:31:44,235 --> 00:31:46,446 about my pension and benefits, 889 00:31:46,487 --> 00:31:47,697 and before I knew it, 890 00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:49,198 she was bouncing on my cock! 891 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:50,491 Cover your ears, kids. 892 00:31:50,533 --> 00:31:51,492 Gallagher! 893 00:31:51,534 --> 00:31:53,244 And now I have to pay alimony, 894 00:31:53,286 --> 00:31:56,205 child support, and live with my family forever! 895 00:32:06,174 --> 00:32:07,425 Come on, Kev, come on, Kev... 896 00:32:07,467 --> 00:32:09,761 I promised those to the guy today. 897 00:32:09,802 --> 00:32:11,137 There's 20 grand on the line, Lip. 898 00:32:11,179 --> 00:32:12,639 I know; he must've moved them somewhere, all right? 899 00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:14,390 Moved them? Where? 900 00:32:14,432 --> 00:32:16,768 I'm trying him. 901 00:32:16,809 --> 00:32:18,227 Fuck! 902 00:32:22,565 --> 00:32:24,734 Why can't we just push it into the water 903 00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:25,944 from the beach? 904 00:32:25,985 --> 00:32:28,321 Too shallow. Somebody's gonna see it. 905 00:32:30,198 --> 00:32:33,117 I'm gonna have to ride it off the end. 906 00:32:33,159 --> 00:32:34,702 That is a terrible idea. 907 00:32:34,744 --> 00:32:35,870 I'm gonna build up enough speed, 908 00:32:35,912 --> 00:32:37,789 and before it sails off the end, 909 00:32:37,830 --> 00:32:39,874 I'm gonna jump off. 910 00:32:39,916 --> 00:32:41,709 I saw Evel Knievel do it once. 911 00:32:41,751 --> 00:32:43,836 Yeah, but he was Evel Knievel. 912 00:32:43,878 --> 00:32:46,297 You rearrange the letters in my name, 913 00:32:46,339 --> 00:32:48,132 it almost spells Knievel. 914 00:32:48,174 --> 00:32:49,008 Hand me the helmet. 915 00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:51,219 No turning back 916 00:32:51,260 --> 00:32:52,595 No turning 917 00:32:52,637 --> 00:32:53,513 No turning back... 918 00:32:53,554 --> 00:32:55,682 Dear motorcycle gods, 919 00:32:55,723 --> 00:32:57,308 please don't let me die. 920 00:32:57,350 --> 00:32:58,393 Amen. 921 00:32:58,434 --> 00:33:01,437 heavy rock music 922 00:33:03,564 --> 00:33:05,608 Yee-haw! 923 00:33:16,285 --> 00:33:18,705 Ooh, coming in hot 924 00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:44,772 For sale? 925 00:33:44,814 --> 00:33:47,025 rock music 926 00:33:47,066 --> 00:33:50,111 My house. They can't sell my house! 927 00:33:50,153 --> 00:33:52,113 No, darn it. 928 00:33:52,155 --> 00:33:53,448 This is--uh... 929 00:33:53,489 --> 00:33:54,824 who-who told you 930 00:33:54,866 --> 00:33:56,117 that you could sell this house? 931 00:33:56,159 --> 00:33:58,119 Um, sorry, do you have an appointment? 932 00:33:58,161 --> 00:33:59,495 I don't-I don't need an appointment. 933 00:33:59,537 --> 00:34:00,997 This is my house! 934 00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:04,125 My wife OD'd in most of these rooms. 935 00:34:04,167 --> 00:34:06,919 My son was born in the tub upstairs. 936 00:34:06,961 --> 00:34:09,005 That's--those are not for you. 937 00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:10,256 Out. Get out. 938 00:34:10,298 --> 00:34:12,300 Get out! This is... 939 00:34:12,341 --> 00:34:13,551 this is my house. 940 00:34:13,593 --> 00:34:15,386 You cannot sell this house 941 00:34:15,428 --> 00:34:17,513 -without me. -Hello, police? 942 00:34:26,439 --> 00:34:27,940 You okay back there? 943 00:34:27,982 --> 00:34:29,192 Well, some fancy people 944 00:34:29,233 --> 00:34:31,611 are trying to steal my house, so... 945 00:34:31,652 --> 00:34:33,279 That isn't your house, sir. 946 00:34:33,321 --> 00:34:36,407 You don't think I'd recognize my own house? 947 00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:38,534 Do me a favor. 948 00:34:38,576 --> 00:34:40,912 Look at yourself for a second. 949 00:34:42,413 --> 00:34:44,957 Now take a look at that house. 950 00:34:48,252 --> 00:34:51,422 Do you honestly think you live in a house like that? 951 00:34:53,132 --> 00:34:55,468 Hey, it's okay. It's okay. 952 00:34:55,510 --> 00:34:58,721 Look, I get confused, too, on occasion. 953 00:34:58,763 --> 00:35:02,016 Look, why don't you just take your time, 954 00:35:02,058 --> 00:35:05,144 breathe a little, and when it comes to you, 955 00:35:05,186 --> 00:35:08,022 give me an address, and we'll get you home? 956 00:35:08,064 --> 00:35:10,233 You're not gonna take me to the station? 957 00:35:10,274 --> 00:35:12,985 No, you don't seem like a criminal to me. 958 00:35:15,488 --> 00:35:17,323 Shows what you know. 959 00:35:19,992 --> 00:35:23,037 Okay. Dino nuggets. 960 00:35:23,079 --> 00:35:25,248 Smiley fries are almost ready. 961 00:35:28,501 --> 00:35:32,046 So, Prince, would you like to live here with us? 962 00:35:32,088 --> 00:35:33,005 No, thank you. 963 00:35:34,215 --> 00:35:35,675 Well, it wouldn't be a-a full-time. 964 00:35:35,716 --> 00:35:37,593 It'd, you know, be a-a-a part-time 965 00:35:37,635 --> 00:35:38,761 custody situation. 966 00:35:38,803 --> 00:35:40,555 That way, you could get to know your mom. 967 00:35:40,596 --> 00:35:42,640 I don't want to get to know my mom. 968 00:35:42,682 --> 00:35:44,725 Well, she should get to know you, anyway. 969 00:35:44,767 --> 00:35:46,144 She can't just run away from people. 970 00:35:46,185 --> 00:35:47,645 She has obligations. 971 00:35:47,687 --> 00:35:51,315 No offense. I don't wanna live here. 972 00:35:51,357 --> 00:35:53,234 It's sort of a dump. 973 00:35:53,276 --> 00:35:54,652 It is not a dump! 974 00:35:54,694 --> 00:35:56,571 The faucet water comes out orange. 975 00:35:56,612 --> 00:35:58,948 Well, that's just rust. It goes away. 976 00:36:02,577 --> 00:36:04,495 You should sell this place and get a new one. 977 00:36:04,537 --> 00:36:06,539 We're not selling this house. This is my family's. 978 00:36:06,581 --> 00:36:08,708 We're gonna live here forever. 979 00:36:08,749 --> 00:36:11,460 I'm just gonna live with my dad, if that's okay. 980 00:36:11,502 --> 00:36:13,379 No, it's not okay. 981 00:36:13,421 --> 00:36:14,881 Sandy can't just get off scot-free. 982 00:36:14,922 --> 00:36:16,799 -It's not fair. -To whom? 983 00:36:16,841 --> 00:36:18,718 To those of us who are stuck raising a kid 984 00:36:18,759 --> 00:36:20,720 until she's 18 years old. 985 00:36:20,761 --> 00:36:22,013 No offense, Franny. 986 00:36:22,054 --> 00:36:25,057 But that's your choice, isn't it? 987 00:36:25,099 --> 00:36:26,225 What is? 988 00:36:26,267 --> 00:36:27,727 To have a kid and raise it. 989 00:36:27,768 --> 00:36:30,605 My dad said people make different choices sometimes 990 00:36:30,646 --> 00:36:33,107 and that's okay. 991 00:36:33,149 --> 00:36:34,650 Royal said that? 992 00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:41,532 No. No. 993 00:36:41,574 --> 00:36:42,825 Sandy can't just abandon people. 994 00:36:42,867 --> 00:36:45,745 I'm gonna talk to your dad about a joint custody situation 995 00:36:45,786 --> 00:36:47,205 when he comes to pick you up. 996 00:36:48,873 --> 00:36:50,708 Hey, Liam, buddy. 997 00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:52,126 Look, uh, I'm just calling 998 00:36:52,168 --> 00:36:53,211 to see where your head's at 999 00:36:53,252 --> 00:36:55,046 as far as selling the house goes. 1000 00:36:55,087 --> 00:36:56,923 So, uh, call me back. 1001 00:36:56,964 --> 00:36:58,466 Oh, and, uh, Tami and I 1002 00:36:58,507 --> 00:36:59,884 are making beef stroganoff for dinner. 1003 00:36:59,926 --> 00:37:01,802 That's your favorite, so come on over later. 1004 00:37:01,844 --> 00:37:03,679 I love you. Bye. 1005 00:37:08,434 --> 00:37:09,727 Hey, Carl! Buddy, look. 1006 00:37:09,769 --> 00:37:11,145 I'm just calling to see where your head's at 1007 00:37:11,187 --> 00:37:13,022 as far as, uh, selling the house goes, 1008 00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:14,232 so call me back, and, uh, 1009 00:37:14,273 --> 00:37:16,317 hey, I put some of those Hot Pockets you like 1010 00:37:16,359 --> 00:37:17,652 in your mini fridge for you. 1011 00:37:17,693 --> 00:37:18,569 I love you. 1012 00:37:18,611 --> 00:37:19,820 All right, bye, bud. 1013 00:37:19,862 --> 00:37:23,324 Fuck. 1014 00:37:23,366 --> 00:37:24,992 Yo, where the fuck you been? 1015 00:37:25,034 --> 00:37:26,869 I'm fine, Lip. Thanks for asking. 1016 00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:28,037 Where are the bikes? 1017 00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:29,956 -Had to get rid of them. -Why? 1018 00:37:29,997 --> 00:37:31,916 I got pulled over riding the chopper. 1019 00:37:31,958 --> 00:37:33,542 Oh, you took the chopper for a ride? 1020 00:37:33,584 --> 00:37:34,919 Could we not do that part right now? 1021 00:37:34,961 --> 00:37:36,671 The cop wanted to buy it. 1022 00:37:36,712 --> 00:37:38,381 Really? How-how-how much? 1023 00:37:38,422 --> 00:37:39,548 Guys, stolen bike! 1024 00:37:39,590 --> 00:37:41,092 That's why I had to get rid of them. 1025 00:37:41,133 --> 00:37:42,468 I took the Café Racer 1026 00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:43,844 and the Norton to the Easy Throttle 1027 00:37:43,886 --> 00:37:45,346 just until things cool down for a little bit. 1028 00:37:45,388 --> 00:37:46,305 All-all right. 1029 00:37:46,347 --> 00:37:48,266 W-w-w-where-where's the chopper? 1030 00:37:48,307 --> 00:37:49,183 I drove it into the lake. 1031 00:37:49,225 --> 00:37:50,476 Are you fucking kidding me? 1032 00:37:50,518 --> 00:37:51,852 -Fuck me! -Look, if anyone 1033 00:37:51,894 --> 00:37:53,145 found that thing, 1034 00:37:53,187 --> 00:37:54,230 I would be going to jail, 1035 00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:55,356 and I'm not gonna take that rap. 1036 00:37:55,398 --> 00:37:57,108 That was a down payment for an apartment 1037 00:37:57,149 --> 00:37:59,443 and Brad's money for hospital bills! 1038 00:38:01,779 --> 00:38:02,780 Look, how long ago 1039 00:38:02,822 --> 00:38:04,282 did you leave them at the Easy Throttle? 1040 00:38:04,323 --> 00:38:05,992 A couple hours ago. 1041 00:38:06,033 --> 00:38:07,326 All right. 1042 00:38:07,368 --> 00:38:09,537 -Where you going? -The fuck you think? 1043 00:38:09,578 --> 00:38:11,622 Oh, fuck me. 1044 00:38:11,664 --> 00:38:13,291 Don't it feel so good right now 1045 00:38:13,332 --> 00:38:14,875 To come alive, come alive 1046 00:38:14,917 --> 00:38:16,836 Rosé and charcuterie, everyone? 1047 00:38:16,877 --> 00:38:18,129 -Ooh. -Pepperoni. 1048 00:38:18,170 --> 00:38:22,049 Okay, so what did you guys think about the book signing? 1049 00:38:22,091 --> 00:38:25,219 Uh, politics aren't really our thing. 1050 00:38:25,261 --> 00:38:27,221 The white hair was kind of hot, though. 1051 00:38:27,263 --> 00:38:29,932 Tell us about Ian and Mickey. 1052 00:38:29,974 --> 00:38:31,142 What do you guys do? 1053 00:38:31,183 --> 00:38:33,185 We actually run an armed transport service. 1054 00:38:33,227 --> 00:38:36,147 Ooh, armed! You ever shoot anyone? 1055 00:38:36,188 --> 00:38:37,315 Yeah. 1056 00:38:39,233 --> 00:38:40,735 So where do you guys live? 1057 00:38:40,776 --> 00:38:42,987 Uh, South Side, with my family. 1058 00:38:43,029 --> 00:38:44,947 There are gays on the South Side? 1059 00:38:44,989 --> 00:38:46,532 You still live with your family? 1060 00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:47,742 Five brothers and sisters. 1061 00:38:47,783 --> 00:38:49,535 Oh, and me, Tami, your niece, 1062 00:38:49,577 --> 00:38:50,911 your dad, and Sandy, actually. 1063 00:38:50,953 --> 00:38:53,205 Holy shit. So ten of you in one house? 1064 00:38:53,247 --> 00:38:54,915 -Yeah. -Mickey and I are gonna get 1065 00:38:54,957 --> 00:38:56,083 our own place soon, though. 1066 00:38:56,125 --> 00:38:57,835 If you ever grow a pair and tell Debbie. 1067 00:38:58,836 --> 00:39:00,421 If I had to live with my family, 1068 00:39:00,463 --> 00:39:02,214 I'd kill myself. 1069 00:39:02,256 --> 00:39:03,758 Mm-hmm. 1070 00:39:03,799 --> 00:39:05,885 It's really... it's not that bad. 1071 00:39:05,926 --> 00:39:08,387 Oh, my God. You like your family? 1072 00:39:08,429 --> 00:39:09,680 Oh, I hate mine. 1073 00:39:09,722 --> 00:39:11,223 Oh, me too. 1074 00:39:11,265 --> 00:39:12,558 Ugh! 1075 00:39:13,768 --> 00:39:15,019 Yeah, I think we, uh... 1076 00:39:15,061 --> 00:39:16,520 -actually have to get going. What? 1077 00:39:16,562 --> 00:39:18,147 I'm not done with the pepperoni. 1078 00:39:18,189 --> 00:39:19,398 Stay for dinner. Yeah. 1079 00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:20,608 Seth and Theo are coming. 1080 00:39:20,649 --> 00:39:22,026 It's Julia Child night. 1081 00:39:22,068 --> 00:39:23,444 We're roasting duck. 1082 00:39:23,486 --> 00:39:25,321 Yes! Come on. 1083 00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:27,073 Damn, but it's just, we-- you know, 1084 00:39:27,114 --> 00:39:28,324 we really should, um... 1085 00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:30,910 -We'll-we'll be right back. Okay. 1086 00:39:30,951 --> 00:39:33,913 rock music 1087 00:39:33,954 --> 00:39:35,581 Can we please go? 1088 00:39:35,623 --> 00:39:37,416 Why would we leave now? They're giving us free stuff. 1089 00:39:37,458 --> 00:39:38,626 They're shitting all over my family 1090 00:39:38,667 --> 00:39:40,252 -and the South Side. -Who gives a shit? 1091 00:39:40,294 --> 00:39:41,712 Look, I don't wanna fuck any of them, 1092 00:39:41,754 --> 00:39:43,255 and they're feeding us; as far as I'm concerned, 1093 00:39:43,297 --> 00:39:44,340 they're checking all the right boxes. 1094 00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:45,257 We're gonna stay. 1095 00:39:45,299 --> 00:39:47,051 Hey! 1096 00:39:47,093 --> 00:39:49,678 We can't. We have...that thing. 1097 00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:50,679 -Oh. -What? 1098 00:39:50,721 --> 00:39:52,098 What he means is that he's got a thing, 1099 00:39:52,139 --> 00:39:53,349 so, uh, I'm gonna stay. 1100 00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:54,683 -Hey! -There we go! 1101 00:39:54,725 --> 00:39:56,727 You know, we can, uh, talk about sex and stuff. 1102 00:39:56,769 --> 00:39:58,312 -Yay! -Yes! 1103 00:39:58,354 --> 00:39:59,563 And if I have a bunch of gay friends 1104 00:39:59,605 --> 00:40:01,982 I talk about sex with when you're not around, 1105 00:40:02,024 --> 00:40:03,567 who knows what might happen? 1106 00:40:03,609 --> 00:40:05,194 Right? 1107 00:40:05,236 --> 00:40:07,238 I no longer have a thing. 1108 00:40:07,279 --> 00:40:08,823 -Attaboy! -Whoo! 1109 00:40:08,864 --> 00:40:10,366 Ian doesn't like to have his ass licked. 1110 00:40:10,408 --> 00:40:11,492 -[all gasp] What? 1111 00:40:11,534 --> 00:40:12,701 -Oh, my God. -It's the best thing. 1112 00:40:12,743 --> 00:40:14,537 Oh, girl. Are you even gay? 1113 00:40:16,747 --> 00:40:18,290 This your house? 1114 00:40:19,333 --> 00:40:21,919 Yep. This is my house. 1115 00:40:21,961 --> 00:40:23,337 Need help to the door? 1116 00:40:23,379 --> 00:40:25,589 No, I-I-I got it. 1117 00:40:25,631 --> 00:40:27,091 Okay. 1118 00:40:36,392 --> 00:40:38,185 Oh, hi. I-I'm-- 1119 00:40:38,227 --> 00:40:39,478 I don't mean to, uh, scare you. 1120 00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:40,729 I just need to come inside 1121 00:40:40,771 --> 00:40:43,399 until that man out there is gone. 1122 00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:44,942 Mommy! 1123 00:40:47,528 --> 00:40:50,030 rock music 1124 00:40:50,072 --> 00:40:51,490 Hey 1125 00:40:51,532 --> 00:40:52,658 Hey! -Ah! 1126 00:40:52,700 --> 00:40:54,577 -[mother] speaking Spanish -No, no, no, no, no. 1127 00:40:54,618 --> 00:40:57,037 I'm--no, no. I'm--oh, shit. 1128 00:40:57,079 --> 00:40:58,539 [mother] yelling in Spanish 1129 00:41:03,627 --> 00:41:05,254 Oh, jeez. 1130 00:41:09,008 --> 00:41:10,885 So I'm gonna ask her to take it first. 1131 00:41:10,926 --> 00:41:12,094 I'm not a monster. 1132 00:41:12,136 --> 00:41:14,263 But she's sort of a bad person, 1133 00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:15,389 and if she says no 1134 00:41:15,431 --> 00:41:17,308 and I gotta slip it into her drink, 1135 00:41:17,349 --> 00:41:19,310 will it still work? 1136 00:41:19,351 --> 00:41:20,561 Or if she only drinks half that drink, 1137 00:41:20,603 --> 00:41:22,438 will she end up having half a baby? 1138 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:23,564 Or what if she's having twins? 1139 00:41:23,606 --> 00:41:25,191 Will she end up only having one baby? 1140 00:41:26,192 --> 00:41:28,152 Should I just slip her two Plan Bs just in case? 1141 00:41:28,194 --> 00:41:29,445 Or what if I crush it down into a powder 1142 00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:31,822 and tell her it's coke, get her to snort it? 1143 00:41:31,864 --> 00:41:34,074 I mean, I don't know if she does coke, though. 1144 00:41:34,116 --> 00:41:36,285 She's trashy, so she probably does. 1145 00:41:37,119 --> 00:41:39,121 Why you so quiet? What do you think? 1146 00:41:39,163 --> 00:41:40,456 Oh, my God. 1147 00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:43,626 You've dealt with this before, right, Bill? 1148 00:41:52,718 --> 00:41:55,721 Hey. 1149 00:41:55,763 --> 00:41:56,931 How was the day? 1150 00:41:56,972 --> 00:41:58,557 [Lip] Fine, good, yeah. 1151 00:41:59,850 --> 00:42:01,268 You sell the Indian? 1152 00:42:01,310 --> 00:42:02,811 Uh, I'm fielding some offers. 1153 00:42:02,853 --> 00:42:03,854 [Tami] Okay. 1154 00:42:03,896 --> 00:42:05,189 Uh, how's it looking 1155 00:42:05,231 --> 00:42:06,565 with Liam and Carl? 1156 00:42:06,607 --> 00:42:08,234 Uh, I haven't got ahold of them yet, 1157 00:42:08,275 --> 00:42:09,318 but I'm, uh, you know-- 1158 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:11,320 I'm optimistic. 1159 00:42:12,238 --> 00:42:13,781 -Okay. 1160 00:42:13,822 --> 00:42:15,366 Uh, you gonna be home soon? 1161 00:42:15,407 --> 00:42:17,910 No, I'll probably be a bit. There's a... 1162 00:42:17,952 --> 00:42:19,912 thing I gotta do first. 1163 00:42:21,580 --> 00:42:25,209 Okay. I'll see you soon. 1164 00:42:44,812 --> 00:42:47,064 Why are you naked? 1165 00:42:48,274 --> 00:42:50,693 I drove the chopper into Lake Michigan. 1166 00:42:50,734 --> 00:42:52,570 Do I wanna know more than that? 1167 00:42:52,611 --> 00:42:53,654 No. 1168 00:42:53,696 --> 00:42:54,947 How's Liam? 1169 00:42:54,989 --> 00:42:56,949 Dropped him off. He's sad. 1170 00:42:56,991 --> 00:42:58,951 Well, you don't look much better. 1171 00:42:58,993 --> 00:43:00,661 No Black voters showed up. 1172 00:43:00,703 --> 00:43:02,496 My mom's moving to Louisville. 1173 00:43:02,538 --> 00:43:03,706 Carol's moving to Louisville? 1174 00:43:03,747 --> 00:43:07,751 She says there's no community for her here anymore. 1175 00:43:07,793 --> 00:43:09,628 Oh, baby, I'm sorry. 1176 00:43:14,049 --> 00:43:16,260 Mm. 1177 00:43:21,223 --> 00:43:22,433 Yeah. 1178 00:43:22,474 --> 00:43:24,435 You getting a boner? 1179 00:43:24,476 --> 00:43:26,186 Yeah. 1180 00:43:26,228 --> 00:43:27,396 Read the room. 1181 00:43:27,438 --> 00:43:28,689 Oh, come on, Little Big Kev 1182 00:43:28,731 --> 00:43:30,190 has always made you feel better. 1183 00:43:30,232 --> 00:43:32,067 Not tonight. 1184 00:43:32,109 --> 00:43:33,611 I just wanna crawl into bed 1185 00:43:33,652 --> 00:43:35,696 and cry myself to sleep. 1186 00:43:35,738 --> 00:43:38,741 subdued rock music 1187 00:43:41,994 --> 00:43:42,786 Okay. 1188 00:43:42,828 --> 00:43:44,622 Oh, yeah, these are so great. 1189 00:43:44,663 --> 00:43:46,290 Perfect for a full can of Schlitz. 1190 00:43:48,709 --> 00:43:50,628 -Excuse me. -Carl? 1191 00:43:50,669 --> 00:43:52,296 Take this. 1192 00:43:53,005 --> 00:43:53,839 Why? 1193 00:43:53,881 --> 00:43:54,882 Because you rode me bareback 1194 00:43:54,923 --> 00:43:56,258 so I'd plant a baby in your belly 1195 00:43:56,300 --> 00:43:58,177 and you could take half of everything I own. 1196 00:43:58,218 --> 00:44:00,512 But, oh, no, girl, I'm onto you. 1197 00:44:00,554 --> 00:44:02,598 So take this Plan B with a full bottle of water, 1198 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:03,974 or I'm going to file a police report 1199 00:44:04,016 --> 00:44:05,726 saying you raped me. 1200 00:44:05,768 --> 00:44:07,394 I'm on the pill. 1201 00:44:07,436 --> 00:44:10,022 And ...thought you wanted to have sex. 1202 00:44:10,064 --> 00:44:12,858 I did, but with a condom. 1203 00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:14,693 I'm allergic to latex. 1204 00:44:14,735 --> 00:44:17,071 What, so you get, like, a rash or something? 1205 00:44:17,112 --> 00:44:19,198 Like, I'd die. 1206 00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:20,824 Oh. Well... 1207 00:44:20,866 --> 00:44:21,825 then why were you asking 1208 00:44:21,867 --> 00:44:23,702 about my job and benefits, then? 1209 00:44:23,744 --> 00:44:26,455 Because I liked you, Carl! 1210 00:44:27,206 --> 00:44:28,374 Oh. 1211 00:44:28,415 --> 00:44:29,833 Well, I liked you too. 1212 00:44:29,875 --> 00:44:31,335 And you know what? It was nice. 1213 00:44:31,377 --> 00:44:32,336 It was nice to know 1214 00:44:32,378 --> 00:44:33,504 that I wouldn't have to support you 1215 00:44:33,545 --> 00:44:35,422 after I finished dental hygienist school. 1216 00:44:35,464 --> 00:44:36,590 You're gonna be a dental hygienist? 1217 00:44:36,632 --> 00:44:37,466 Yes! 1218 00:44:37,508 --> 00:44:39,051 I'll have my own job. 1219 00:44:39,093 --> 00:44:40,969 I don't need some punk-ass rookie cop 1220 00:44:41,011 --> 00:44:42,221 taking care of me. 1221 00:44:42,930 --> 00:44:45,015 [laughs] That's hot. 1222 00:44:45,641 --> 00:44:47,351 What time you get off work? 1223 00:44:47,976 --> 00:44:50,020 Are you kidding? 1224 00:44:50,062 --> 00:44:53,273 You dumped me, accused me of rape 1225 00:44:53,315 --> 00:44:54,191 and extortion, 1226 00:44:54,233 --> 00:44:55,984 tried to force an abortion on me... 1227 00:44:56,026 --> 00:44:57,486 -Well-- -...and now you wanna 1228 00:44:57,528 --> 00:44:59,488 hang out again? 1229 00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:01,657 Yeah? 1230 00:45:02,324 --> 00:45:05,369 Okay, UFC tournament. 1231 00:45:05,411 --> 00:45:08,747 Best female pop stars of all time. 1232 00:45:08,789 --> 00:45:09,873 -Go. Okay. 1233 00:45:09,915 --> 00:45:12,000 So Celine beats Taylor... 1234 00:45:12,042 --> 00:45:13,627 Oh. -...sorry, in the quarters 1235 00:45:13,669 --> 00:45:16,255 but then falls to Gaga in the semis, 1236 00:45:16,296 --> 00:45:19,049 and then it's Gaga and Aguilera in the finals. 1237 00:45:19,091 --> 00:45:21,009 Britney. 1238 00:45:21,051 --> 00:45:22,094 Oh! Yes! 1239 00:45:22,136 --> 00:45:23,554 It's Britney, bitch! 1240 00:45:29,309 --> 00:45:31,520 So you really don't like rimming? 1241 00:45:31,562 --> 00:45:33,188 What? Oh. 1242 00:45:33,230 --> 00:45:34,773 No, it was Mickey. 1243 00:45:34,815 --> 00:45:36,233 He was kidding when he said it was me. 1244 00:45:36,275 --> 00:45:38,277 Oh, cool. 1245 00:45:38,318 --> 00:45:40,529 So you do like rimming? 1246 00:45:41,113 --> 00:45:43,949 Okay, Mickey, another cocktail? 1247 00:45:47,035 --> 00:45:48,912 Can we please get the fuck out of here? 1248 00:45:48,954 --> 00:45:50,831 You said we needed gay friends. 1249 00:45:50,873 --> 00:45:52,291 Do you like any of these guys? 1250 00:45:52,332 --> 00:45:55,210 Fuck no, I'm blowing my nut over this duck, though. 1251 00:45:55,252 --> 00:45:56,545 Here it is! 1252 00:45:56,587 --> 00:45:58,338 Ah! Whoo! 1253 00:45:58,380 --> 00:45:59,757 Oh! Oh, my God. 1254 00:45:59,798 --> 00:46:00,758 Whoo! 1255 00:46:00,799 --> 00:46:01,925 [pop music playing] Rain on me 1256 00:46:01,967 --> 00:46:03,135 Rain, rain, rain on me 1257 00:46:03,177 --> 00:46:04,344 Rain, rain 1258 00:46:04,386 --> 00:46:05,888 [all singing along] I'd rather be dry 1259 00:46:05,929 --> 00:46:08,265 But at least I'm alive 1260 00:46:08,307 --> 00:46:10,350 Rain on me, rain, rain 1261 00:46:10,392 --> 00:46:13,353 Rain on me 1262 00:46:14,563 --> 00:46:17,274 -Can we leave now? -Yeah. 1263 00:46:17,316 --> 00:46:19,151 Are you guys leaving? 1264 00:46:19,193 --> 00:46:21,570 Things were just getting interesting. 1265 00:46:21,612 --> 00:46:23,238 Rain, rain, rain 1266 00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:24,448 Rain... 1267 00:46:24,490 --> 00:46:25,491 Whoo! 1268 00:46:25,532 --> 00:46:27,743 I hear the thunder coming down 1269 00:46:27,785 --> 00:46:29,620 Won't you rain on me? 1270 00:46:29,661 --> 00:46:31,288 Eh, yeah... 1271 00:46:31,330 --> 00:46:32,372 No. 1272 00:46:32,414 --> 00:46:33,707 You're the one who said if we fucked them, 1273 00:46:33,749 --> 00:46:35,542 we don't have to be friends with them. 1274 00:46:35,584 --> 00:46:37,461 Rain on me... 1275 00:46:37,503 --> 00:46:38,670 Fine. 1276 00:46:38,712 --> 00:46:41,173 Rain on me 1277 00:46:43,175 --> 00:46:46,303 Hey, uh, Liam, buddy, look, I was thinking, 1278 00:46:46,345 --> 00:46:47,846 you know, if we sell the house, 1279 00:46:47,888 --> 00:46:49,932 we could start a college fund for you, 1280 00:46:49,973 --> 00:46:51,308 so, uh, anyway, 1281 00:46:51,350 --> 00:46:52,309 something to talk about. 1282 00:46:52,351 --> 00:46:53,602 Give me a call back when you can. 1283 00:46:53,644 --> 00:46:54,812 All right, bye. 1284 00:46:56,021 --> 00:46:57,481 Tami? 1285 00:46:59,316 --> 00:47:01,360 -Little man? 1286 00:47:02,736 --> 00:47:05,072 Holy fuck. 1287 00:47:06,907 --> 00:47:08,826 All right, hey. -Hey. 1288 00:47:08,867 --> 00:47:10,452 -Hey, you give me a hand? -What's-what's going on? 1289 00:47:10,494 --> 00:47:11,370 We get robbed, or... 1290 00:47:11,411 --> 00:47:13,413 -No, no, he just woke up. -Hey, hi, buddy. 1291 00:47:13,455 --> 00:47:14,832 Yeah, I just packed up some stuff 1292 00:47:14,873 --> 00:47:17,000 and brought it over to my dad's. 1293 00:47:25,092 --> 00:47:27,052 Oh. 1294 00:47:27,094 --> 00:47:29,513 I'll be right back, buddy, okay? 1295 00:47:32,933 --> 00:47:35,519 Hey, uh, why-why did you take our stuff 1296 00:47:35,561 --> 00:47:36,520 to your dad's place? 1297 00:47:36,562 --> 00:47:37,896 I-I thought we talked about this. 1298 00:47:37,938 --> 00:47:40,274 Yeah, w-we said you had the day to sell the Indian 1299 00:47:40,315 --> 00:47:42,234 or convince your family to sell the house. 1300 00:47:42,276 --> 00:47:43,694 The day's not over. 1301 00:47:43,735 --> 00:47:47,531 Okay, well, you didn't sound too hopeful on the phone, so... 1302 00:47:47,573 --> 00:47:48,615 Uh, I thought we said 1303 00:47:48,657 --> 00:47:50,284 if I couldn't make it happen today, 1304 00:47:50,325 --> 00:47:52,494 then we would talk about what's next, right? 1305 00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:55,873 What did you think was next, Lip? 1306 00:47:55,914 --> 00:47:58,208 That I would try again tomorrow. 1307 00:47:58,250 --> 00:48:00,669 I thought what was next was that we would make 1308 00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:02,880 the most stable decision for our family. 1309 00:48:02,921 --> 00:48:04,673 I put in an application at Amazon. 1310 00:48:04,715 --> 00:48:06,508 All right? Like you asked. 1311 00:48:06,550 --> 00:48:07,509 Can you meet me halfway? 1312 00:48:07,551 --> 00:48:10,012 Halfway to homelessness? 1313 00:48:10,053 --> 00:48:11,680 No. No, Lip. 1314 00:48:11,722 --> 00:48:13,599 I'm not gonna meet you halfway. 1315 00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:15,142 And, God, what is up with you lately? 1316 00:48:15,183 --> 00:48:16,476 Nothing, nothing is up with me lately. 1317 00:48:16,518 --> 00:48:18,270 Really? Because you're being entirely unreasonable. 1318 00:48:18,312 --> 00:48:19,980 -You're obsessive. -Okay, you wanna catalog shit? 1319 00:48:20,022 --> 00:48:21,231 You are fucking stealing shit 1320 00:48:21,273 --> 00:48:22,357 'Cause I can take the notebook out, all right? 1321 00:48:22,399 --> 00:48:23,775 -Are you drinking again? -No! 1322 00:48:23,817 --> 00:48:26,278 Jesus, I just don't wanna live with your fucking family! 1323 00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:27,863 Okay, well, tough shit. 1324 00:48:27,905 --> 00:48:29,448 You had the day to make your plan work. 1325 00:48:29,489 --> 00:48:30,908 You didn't make it work. 1326 00:48:30,949 --> 00:48:32,492 So unless you make something happen 1327 00:48:32,534 --> 00:48:35,037 before we go to bed tonight... 1328 00:48:35,078 --> 00:48:37,039 Where are you going? 1329 00:48:42,377 --> 00:48:43,503 Hey. 1330 00:48:43,545 --> 00:48:44,963 Who's the kid? 1331 00:48:45,005 --> 00:48:46,131 Sandy's son. 1332 00:48:46,173 --> 00:48:47,758 You decide about the house yet? 1333 00:48:47,799 --> 00:48:49,760 Leave me alone. I'm heartbroken. 1334 00:48:55,641 --> 00:48:57,684 Why is he still here? 1335 00:48:57,726 --> 00:48:59,603 Royal's not done at Pizzeria Uno. 1336 00:49:00,187 --> 00:49:02,022 But you should know that I'm gonna talk to him 1337 00:49:02,064 --> 00:49:04,066 about us getting joint custody of Prince. 1338 00:49:04,983 --> 00:49:06,735 Uh, why? 1339 00:49:06,777 --> 00:49:07,861 If you're gonna be living with me, 1340 00:49:07,903 --> 00:49:09,112 you're gonna be living with my rules, 1341 00:49:09,154 --> 00:49:11,156 and my rules are that you don't abandon family. 1342 00:49:13,533 --> 00:49:15,953 Well, I guess I'm not living with you, then. 1343 00:49:15,994 --> 00:49:17,287 What? 1344 00:49:17,329 --> 00:49:19,498 No. Sandy! 1345 00:49:24,044 --> 00:49:26,338 Sandy! Sandy! 1346 00:49:27,798 --> 00:49:28,674 What are you doing? 1347 00:49:28,715 --> 00:49:30,258 I'm getting the fuck out of here. 1348 00:49:30,300 --> 00:49:31,760 Ha. Great. 1349 00:49:31,802 --> 00:49:34,304 Add me to the list of people you run out on. 1350 00:49:34,346 --> 00:49:35,806 I don't run out on people, Debbie. 1351 00:49:35,847 --> 00:49:37,391 -It's not that simple. It is. 1352 00:49:37,432 --> 00:49:38,558 You-you either stick with people, 1353 00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:39,518 or you don't. 1354 00:49:39,559 --> 00:49:40,727 I stick with people. 1355 00:49:40,769 --> 00:49:41,979 Yeah, I stuck with you, 1356 00:49:42,020 --> 00:49:44,147 until you turned out to be a fucking psycho. 1357 00:49:44,189 --> 00:49:46,066 Well, that's not sticking with me. 1358 00:49:46,108 --> 00:49:47,067 That's cutting and running. 1359 00:49:47,109 --> 00:49:49,444 People don't just cut and run, okay? 1360 00:49:49,486 --> 00:49:50,737 There are reasons. 1361 00:49:50,779 --> 00:49:52,072 I ran out on Prince and Royal 1362 00:49:52,114 --> 00:49:53,782 because I had no idea who I was. 1363 00:49:53,824 --> 00:49:54,908 That's selfish. 1364 00:49:54,950 --> 00:49:55,867 It's not selfish. 1365 00:49:55,909 --> 00:49:58,412 That is the definition of selfish! 1366 00:49:58,453 --> 00:50:00,122 You ran out on people who needed you 1367 00:50:00,163 --> 00:50:02,791 because you wanted to go do your own shit. 1368 00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:04,543 I'll never forgive you for that. 1369 00:50:06,378 --> 00:50:08,422 You'll never forgive me for that? 1370 00:50:08,463 --> 00:50:11,883 They'll never. Prince will never. 1371 00:50:11,925 --> 00:50:13,677 Holy shit. 1372 00:50:15,220 --> 00:50:17,014 You think I'm Monica. 1373 00:50:17,055 --> 00:50:20,225 -What? -I am not your mom, Debbie. 1374 00:50:20,267 --> 00:50:22,060 I didn't just leave my family to do my own shit. 1375 00:50:22,102 --> 00:50:23,979 This has nothing to do with my mom. 1376 00:50:24,021 --> 00:50:25,856 Fuck you. 1377 00:50:25,897 --> 00:50:27,607 You are piling 1378 00:50:27,649 --> 00:50:30,527 all your abandonment issues on me. 1379 00:50:30,569 --> 00:50:32,529 Right? 'Cause what happened? 1380 00:50:32,571 --> 00:50:35,824 Monica ran out on you... 1381 00:50:35,866 --> 00:50:38,035 and now the rest of them wanna run out on you too. 1382 00:50:38,076 --> 00:50:39,202 They don't wanna run out on me. 1383 00:50:39,244 --> 00:50:40,996 They wanna sell the house and get the money. 1384 00:50:41,038 --> 00:50:42,581 You sure? 1385 00:51:00,849 --> 00:51:03,185 Night. 1386 00:51:03,226 --> 00:51:05,395 [sighs] That was a bust, huh? 1387 00:51:05,437 --> 00:51:06,855 Oh, yeah, apart from a hand job, 1388 00:51:06,897 --> 00:51:09,441 duck, and orgy, total waste of a fucking day. 1389 00:51:10,150 --> 00:51:12,069 Still think we need gay friends? 1390 00:51:12,110 --> 00:51:13,278 Need? 1391 00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:14,654 No. I mean, I'm not opposed to it. 1392 00:51:14,696 --> 00:51:17,699 We just...we want friends we have things in common with. 1393 00:51:17,741 --> 00:51:20,327 There's a reason I do the same things as Lip. 1394 00:51:20,368 --> 00:51:21,870 I'm like Lip. 1395 00:51:21,912 --> 00:51:24,456 I'm okay if he's my only friend for now. 1396 00:51:24,498 --> 00:51:25,540 All right. 1397 00:51:25,582 --> 00:51:29,044 Well, wanna go tell Debbie you wanna do what Lip wants 1398 00:51:29,086 --> 00:51:30,462 on this thing? 1399 00:51:30,504 --> 00:51:31,671 She's gonna love you. 1400 00:51:31,713 --> 00:51:33,256 She's gonna love you so much. 1401 00:51:33,298 --> 00:51:35,634 [Sandy] Debbie! 1402 00:51:35,675 --> 00:51:37,761 Come on! Open up. 1403 00:51:37,803 --> 00:51:38,887 What's going on upstairs? 1404 00:51:38,929 --> 00:51:39,971 I'm not sure. 1405 00:51:40,013 --> 00:51:41,014 Hey, do you guys think it's weird 1406 00:51:41,056 --> 00:51:41,932 I'm in love with my rapist? 1407 00:51:41,973 --> 00:51:43,350 -You weren't raped. -Yes. 1408 00:51:44,601 --> 00:51:45,936 I don't wanna sell the house. 1409 00:51:45,977 --> 00:51:47,145 Where have you been? 1410 00:51:47,187 --> 00:51:48,605 Out finding my voice. 1411 00:51:48,647 --> 00:51:50,273 Wait, you're voting not to sell? 1412 00:51:50,315 --> 00:51:51,775 Yeah. 1413 00:51:51,817 --> 00:51:54,277 So it's you two and Debbie. That's it, right? 1414 00:51:54,319 --> 00:51:56,363 Doesn't matter what I vote. We're not selling. 1415 00:51:56,404 --> 00:51:57,489 Well, I wanna change my vote. 1416 00:51:57,531 --> 00:51:59,157 Mickey and I want our own place. 1417 00:51:59,199 --> 00:52:01,368 So it's two in favor, two against? 1418 00:52:01,409 --> 00:52:04,121 Yeah, me and Lip versus Liam and Debbie. 1419 00:52:14,506 --> 00:52:16,633 Fiona... 1420 00:52:16,675 --> 00:52:18,593 Lip! 1421 00:52:19,636 --> 00:52:23,265 Carl! 1422 00:52:25,809 --> 00:52:28,019 Debbie? Lip? 1423 00:52:28,061 --> 00:52:30,438 -Out of the way, Frank. -Lip! 1424 00:52:39,322 --> 00:52:40,490 [Liam] If you vote not to sell... 1425 00:52:40,532 --> 00:52:41,449 Lip! 1426 00:52:41,491 --> 00:52:42,742 ...I'll iron your uniform for a whole month. 1427 00:52:42,784 --> 00:52:44,703 Vote to sell, I'll buy you pizza rolls for a year. 1428 00:52:44,744 --> 00:52:45,620 How about vote to sell, 1429 00:52:45,662 --> 00:52:46,788 and I won't scoop your eyeballs out 1430 00:52:46,830 --> 00:52:49,166 -with a fucking kitchen spoon? 1431 00:52:49,207 --> 00:52:50,041 Shit. 1432 00:52:50,083 --> 00:52:52,127 rock music 1433 00:52:52,169 --> 00:52:53,587 What the fuck are you doing? 1434 00:52:53,628 --> 00:52:55,255 Creating an open floor plan. 1435 00:52:55,297 --> 00:52:56,381 We're selling! 1436 00:52:56,423 --> 00:52:57,549 -No! No. Hey! 1437 00:52:57,591 --> 00:52:59,509 -Deb! Deb! Relax, relax. 1438 00:52:59,551 --> 00:53:02,345 Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh... 1439 00:53:02,387 --> 00:53:04,222 Fuck you! 1440 00:53:04,264 --> 00:53:05,432 Whoa, oh, oh 1441 00:53:05,473 --> 00:53:06,641 Whoa, oh, oh... 1442 00:53:08,101 --> 00:53:09,853 Don't look back, don't look back 1443 00:53:09,895 --> 00:53:11,980 Don't look back... 1444 00:53:19,654 --> 00:53:20,614 Excuse me. 1445 00:53:20,655 --> 00:53:22,115 Does Phillip Gallagher live here? 1446 00:53:22,157 --> 00:53:23,283 We have a few questions 1447 00:53:23,325 --> 00:53:25,660 about a robbery where he used to work. 1448 00:53:25,702 --> 00:53:26,912 He's inside. Just be careful. 1449 00:53:26,953 --> 00:53:28,079 He's got a sledgehammer. 1450 00:53:28,121 --> 00:53:30,290 That's why 1451 00:53:30,332 --> 00:53:32,792 Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 1452 00:53:32,834 --> 00:53:35,295 Oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh 1453 00:53:35,337 --> 00:53:38,256 Whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh 1454 00:53:38,548 --> 00:53:40,133 Coming down on me 1455 00:53:40,175 --> 00:53:42,469 Teardrops on my face 1456 00:53:42,510 --> 00:53:44,387 Water like... 1457 00:53:52,270 --> 00:53:55,565 I can feel it on my skin 1458 00:53:58,401 --> 00:54:01,279 It's coming down on me 1459 00:54:02,405 --> 00:54:04,532 Teardrops on my face 1460 00:54:04,574 --> 00:54:06,076 Water like misery 1461 00:54:06,117 --> 00:54:08,411 Let it wash away my pain 1462 00:54:08,453 --> 00:54:10,580 It's coming down on me 1463 00:54:10,622 --> 00:54:13,750 [both] Let it wash away 1464 00:54:13,792 --> 00:54:15,085 I'd rather be dry 1465 00:54:15,126 --> 00:54:17,420 But at least I'm alive 1466 00:54:17,462 --> 00:54:19,214 Rain on me, rain, rain 1467 00:54:19,256 --> 00:54:21,383 Rain on me, rain, rain 1468 00:54:21,424 --> 00:54:22,926 I'd rather be dry 1469 00:54:22,968 --> 00:54:25,095 But at least I'm alive 1470 00:54:25,136 --> 00:54:27,514 Rain on me, rain, rain 1471 00:54:27,555 --> 00:54:29,641 Rain...on...me 1472 00:54:29,683 --> 00:54:31,935 I hear the thunder coming down 1473 00:54:31,977 --> 00:54:33,895 Won't you rain on me? 1474 00:54:33,937 --> 00:54:35,480 Eh, yeah 1475 00:54:35,522 --> 00:54:37,148 Rain on, whoo 1476 00:54:37,190 --> 00:54:39,734 I hear the thunder coming down 1477 00:54:39,776 --> 00:54:41,569 Won't you rain on me? 1478 00:54:41,611 --> 00:54:43,363 Eh, yeah 1479 00:54:43,405 --> 00:54:57,877 Rain...on...me