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You know that manslaughter is
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the least serious
murder charge?
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You don't say.
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Manslaughter.
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Literally, the slaughter
of a man.
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Sounds brutal,
doesn't it?
Heinous.
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Yet it's the most socially
acceptable form of murder. Huh.
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So you think we should
change the name.
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Yes, I do.
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How about, uh...
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"inadvertent life-ending"?
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Uh... "unintentional
snuff-out."
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How about "I can't believe
it's not murder"?
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Oh, boy. I was up
till 4 in the morning
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watching that Omen trilogy.
Mm.
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Mm. That's
good stuff.
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Devil? Pshht.
Forget about it.
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Well, he was
the devil's son, right?
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I thought he was
the devil's helper.
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Well, he's pretty scary
for a helper.
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I can't keep doing this
to myself. I'm exhausted.
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Can't you grab
a nap at work?
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Not with that big glass window
looking out onto the hall.
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And I love a good nap.
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Sometimes it's the only thing
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getting me out of bed
in the morning.
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I'll see you.
Bye.
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I'll see you.
Bye.
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So what are you
doing now?
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I'm gonna take a little stroll
through the park.
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With a gentleman caller?
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Yes, his name is Hal.
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The walking date
is a good date.
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You don't have to look
at the person.
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Hey, it's the next best thing
to being alone.
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Hi.
Hi.
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Shower?
Yeah.
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Oh, pool.
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I just swam 200 laps.
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You are
kidding.
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Hey, look at those babies, huh?
Wow.
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They're prunes.
[CHUCKLES]
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You know, I saw Conrad
going up to your place.
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Oh, yeah,
that's right.
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Those new kitchen cabinets.
How's that coming?
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Those new kitchen cabinets.
How's that coming?
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Slow. I gotta hold
this guy's hand
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on every little
decision.
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Hey, Kramer, listen.
You've seen The Omen, right?
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What exactly
was that kid?
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Oh, Damien?
Mm-hm.
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Nothing. Just a mischievous,
rambunctious kid.
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[LIGHT SNORING]
WILHELM:
Uh, George.
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Have you seen that
American League directory?
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It's, um, a big green book.
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Right here.
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Ha, ha.
Thanks, kiddo.
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[SIGHS]
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[SIGHS]
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You know Twinkies
aren't cooked?
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[GASPS]
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It looks cooked.
It's dark on the bottom.
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That's just the way it is.
It's a substance.
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Well, I don't care.
They're delicious.
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You wanna sit down?
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Oh, I don't sit
on park benches.
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They're very bad
for the back.
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Really?
I threw my back out
about 15 years ago.
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Ever since I've been
very careful.
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I buy all of my furniture
at an ergonomic store.
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I buy all of my furniture
at an ergonomic store.
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Oh, those places have
the stupidest names.
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Like, uh--
Like, Back in Business.
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Or Good Vertebrations.
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Not this one.
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It's called
the Lumbar Yard.
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MAN:
Hey, Jerry.
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Jerry? Are you okay
with this hinge?
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Yeah.
I can get you any kind
you want, you know.
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Four holes,
two holes,
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bronze, no hinge
at all.
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You know, why don't we just go
with the one in your hand?
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Ugh-- Well,
these are different.
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Drop one.
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Drop one.
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Left.
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Ugh.
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Jerry...
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Look at my eyes.
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Hm, a little less
beady today.
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Because I'm refreshed.
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I finally found a way
to sleep in my office.
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Under the desk. Heh?
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I lie on my back, I tuck in
the chair, I'm invisible.
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Sounds like a really
cool fort.
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Hey, Jerry. Do you want
a flat edge on this molding,
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or do you want me to
uh, bevel it?
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I'll tell you what I'd like
you to do with it.
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I'll tell you what I'd like
you to do with it.
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Hey, uh, Conrad, is it?
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Conrad, Connie or Con.
Whatever you prefer.
[CHUCKLES]
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Listen, let me
ask you a question.
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Could you, um, expand
the space underneath a desk?
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You know, give it
a little more head room?
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George, he's
kind of tied up here.
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What? It would have to be
a night job anyway.
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You don't normally work
after dinner, do you?
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There is no normal.
Whatever Jerry wants.
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He wants me here late,
I'm here late.
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He wants me early,
I'm early--
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You know,
why don't you just
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work on George's
project for a while.
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Whatever
you want.
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So how was, uh, Wednesday
in the park with Hal?
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So how was, uh, Wednesday
in the park with Hal?
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Eh. It was okay.
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He's coming over later
to watch a movie.
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Hey, listen. What's
better for your back:
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couch cushions or
a folding chair?
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I don't know.
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[SIGHS]
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Maybe we'll just stand
and watch the TV.
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[KNOCK
ON DOOR]
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Um, I gotta go.
Somebody's at my door.
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Yeah?
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MAN:
Delivery.
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Elaine Benes?
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Yeah.
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We're from the Lumbar Yard.
We got your mattress.
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We're from the Lumbar Yard.
We got your mattress.
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Mattress? I-- Oh, I didn't
order a mattress.
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Who sent this?
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"Hal Kitzmiller"?
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You think it might be possible
to add a little shelf,
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like, uh,
for an alarm clock?
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What about,
maybe that big?
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I don't know.
Maybe like this?
Like that?
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Yeah, like that.
I can do that.
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Great. Heh-heh.
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You know, this could
sound crazy but...
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what do you think about
adding a drawer for,
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what do you think about
adding a drawer for,
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like, a blanket?
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Blanket or a quilt?
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Blanket.
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About that thick?
Maybe like this.
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Like that?
Yeah, like that.
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That's what you want?
That's what I want.
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CONRAD:
Hey, George.
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You want
this cup holder, uh--
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You want it mounted
on the left,
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or the right,
or the middle?
Whatever!
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[DRILLING]
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Ho, ho, ho, ho.
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This is unbelievable.
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This is better than
my bed at home.
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This is better than
my bed at home.
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All right.
It's been a long night.
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You go home
and get some sleep.
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That's what you want?
That's what I want.
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Morning, George.
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Morning,
Mr. Wilhelm.
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[SIGHS]
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Phew. I got pool
problems, Jerry.
What happened?
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Well, I had been swimming
for three hours,
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and I was in
a real groove,
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and I was in
a real groove,
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so I decided
to keep going.
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But at 10, they start
the aquacise.
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Thirty-five geriatrics
throwing elbows.
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It was like I was
swimming through
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a flabby-armed
spanking machine.
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Well, how long
did that last?
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Half-hour. Then
diving class started.
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Well...that got
a little messy.
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I gotta find
a new place to swim.
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Because that pool
can't hold me, Jerry.
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How was
the movie?
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I cancelled.
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Hal sent a mattress
to my apartment.
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Hal sent a mattress
to my apartment.
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The nerve of
that guy.
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Why?
He's got a back problem.
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So you think
he was expecting
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a roll in the
supportive hay?
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After one date.
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What's that guy's
last name again?
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Kitzmiller.
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Oh, that's right.
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So what are you gonna do
with the mattress?
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I don't know.
Chuck it?
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Oh, wait, wait. No, no, no, no.
I'll take it.
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Yeah, why don't you
come over.
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See if it fits
in my bedroom.
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Oh. All right.
Yeah, 'cause
my old one sprung a leak.
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You have a waterbed?
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Sand. It's like
sleeping on a beach.
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[CLICKS TONGUE]
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[CLICKS TONGUE]
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Hi.
Oh, hey.
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Hi, Con.
How you doing?
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Hi. Jerry,
I'm sorry I'm late.
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George and I, we've been--
We've been up all night long.
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Uh, I can make up the time
to you any number of ways.
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How about this?
Finish this thing up today.
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Couple questions for you--
No. No more questions.
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Just figure it out
for yourself and get it done.
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All right, Jerry.
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But I can figure it out myself
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any way you want.
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[THREATENINGLY]
Just...
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do it.
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Costanza?
Where's Costanza?
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Excusez-moi?
Have you seen Costanza?
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I've seen him
around.
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Hmm. He was humming
this song yesterday.
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I can't seem to
get it out of my head.
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I gotta know
the name of that.
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♪ She's a heartbreaker
Love taker ♪
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♪ Brubaker, run this prison
Like a man, oh, oh ♪
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Something like that.
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It's a very catchy tune.
Very, very catchy.
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Well, you know what?
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I'm just gonna sit here
and wait for that guy.
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What is this,
People?
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Hm. "The Most Beautiful
People" People.
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Connie Sellecca.
[CLICKS TONGUE]
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Connie Sellecca.
[CLICKS TONGUE]
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Nothing wrong that, ah?
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HAL:
Elaine, you're taking this
totally the wrong way.
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That's not what I intended.
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Well, what did you
intend, Hal?
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I just wanted you
to have the comfort
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and support you deserve.
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That's why I had the mattress
custom-designed for you.
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Custom-designed?
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They adjust the foam density
and the spring tension
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to your body type.
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I estimated
your height and weight:
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5'8", about 110 pounds?
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Oh, well, that is
the nicest thing
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Oh, well, that is
the nicest thing
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anyone has ever
done for me.
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So you do like
the mattress?
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Oh. I love it.
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I'm glad I...
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kept it.
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And over there,
that's Brooklyn.
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That's where
Spike Lee lives.
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Hm.
251
00:08:50,333 --> 00:08:51,400
Hey.
252
00:08:51,433 --> 00:08:54,200
There's a man swimming
in the water.
253
00:08:56,700 --> 00:08:59,966
No. That's probably
just a dead body, son.
254
00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,666
You see, when the mob
kills someone,
255
00:09:01,700 --> 00:09:01,823
they throw the body
in the river.
256
00:09:01,823 --> 00:09:03,200
they throw the body
in the river.
257
00:09:03,233 --> 00:09:04,200
All right?
258
00:09:07,366 --> 00:09:08,800
KRAMER:
Jerry!
259
00:09:08,833 --> 00:09:10,666
Hey, buddy.
Hey.
260
00:09:10,700 --> 00:09:12,866
Well, my swimming pool
problems are solved.
261
00:09:12,900 --> 00:09:15,800
I just found myself miles
and miles of open lanes.
262
00:09:15,833 --> 00:09:17,200
What is that smell?
263
00:09:17,233 --> 00:09:19,033
That's
East River.
264
00:09:19,066 --> 00:09:21,966
You're swimming in
the East River?
Yeah.
265
00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,466
The most heavily-trafficked,
266
00:09:23,500 --> 00:09:26,166
overly-contaminated waterway
on the Eastern Seaboard?
267
00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:28,266
Technically, Norfolk
has more gross tonnage.
268
00:09:30,100 --> 00:09:31,823
How could you swim
in that water?
269
00:09:31,823 --> 00:09:32,033
How could you swim
in that water?
270
00:09:32,066 --> 00:09:34,133
I saw a couple of
other guys out there.
271
00:09:34,166 --> 00:09:36,200
Swimming?
Well, floating.
272
00:09:36,233 --> 00:09:38,866
They weren't moving much,
but they were out there.
273
00:10:00,866 --> 00:10:01,823
ELAINE:
Hey, Kramer. It's Elaine.
274
00:10:01,823 --> 00:10:02,333
ELAINE:
Hey, Kramer. It's Elaine.
275
00:10:02,366 --> 00:10:04,300
Thanks for bringing
my mattress back.
276
00:10:04,333 --> 00:10:07,700
And I guess I'll just get
my spare key from you whenever.
277
00:10:07,733 --> 00:10:09,533
All right. Bye.
278
00:10:13,233 --> 00:10:15,666
Ooh. This is
a good mattress.
279
00:10:15,700 --> 00:10:16,866
[SNIFFING]
280
00:10:18,066 --> 00:10:20,000
Ugh. Ugh.
281
00:10:23,066 --> 00:10:24,866
STEINBRENNER:
Where the hell is this guy?
282
00:10:24,900 --> 00:10:26,966
I'm waiting here
three and a half hours.
283
00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,133
Should I go?
284
00:10:28,166 --> 00:10:29,700
No way, Jack.
285
00:10:29,733 --> 00:10:31,033
I'm not humming it
to the guy
286
00:10:31,066 --> 00:10:31,823
at the record
store again.
287
00:10:31,823 --> 00:10:32,400
at the record
store again.
288
00:10:32,433 --> 00:10:34,400
Mr. Steinbrenner?
That's what they call me.
289
00:10:34,433 --> 00:10:36,133
Your grandchildren
are here to see you.
290
00:10:36,166 --> 00:10:38,166
Oh, well. Send them in.
BOY: Grandpa, Grandpa.
291
00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:40,200
Send the tykes in.
KIDS: Grandpa, Grandpa.
292
00:10:40,233 --> 00:10:42,300
Hey, you little kids.
[BARKS]
293
00:10:42,333 --> 00:10:43,466
Who-- Who are you
people?
294
00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:45,133
Come here. Come here.
[KIDS YELLING]
295
00:10:45,166 --> 00:10:47,800
How about a ride on the
Stein-pony express? Get up here.
296
00:10:47,833 --> 00:10:48,966
What's your name?
Shorty?
297
00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,366
Mel?
Are you Mel?
298
00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:51,933
[PHONE RINGS]
299
00:10:53,233 --> 00:10:54,300
Hello.
300
00:10:54,333 --> 00:10:55,500
[WHISPERS]
Jerry. Jerry.
301
00:10:55,533 --> 00:10:56,800
I'm trapped under my desk.
302
00:10:56,833 --> 00:10:58,966
Steinbrenner's in the room.
You gotta help me.
303
00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,733
Who is this?
304
00:11:00,766 --> 00:11:01,823
[WHISPERS]
Jerry!
305
00:11:01,823 --> 00:11:01,900
[WHISPERS]
Jerry!
306
00:11:01,933 --> 00:11:03,400
Hi.
307
00:11:03,433 --> 00:11:05,000
Go away. Shh.
308
00:11:05,033 --> 00:11:06,500
Bye-bye. Shh.
Get away.
309
00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:07,866
Hi, I'm Brian.
310
00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:08,866
Beat it, Brian.
311
00:11:08,900 --> 00:11:11,233
[WHISPERS]
Beat it! Beat it!
312
00:11:11,266 --> 00:11:13,400
Why don't you
just have him paged?
313
00:11:13,433 --> 00:11:14,900
Because he'll see
the extension's
314
00:11:14,933 --> 00:11:15,900
coming from my--
315
00:11:15,933 --> 00:11:19,033
Back off. C-- Come on.
Come on.
316
00:11:19,066 --> 00:11:20,733
Come on.
317
00:11:20,766 --> 00:11:22,233
Won't you do something?
318
00:11:22,266 --> 00:11:23,733
Call in a bomb threat.
319
00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:24,733
A bomb threat?
320
00:11:24,766 --> 00:11:26,233
Why would I call in
a bomb threat?
321
00:11:26,266 --> 00:11:28,233
Just call.
322
00:11:28,266 --> 00:11:29,900
I'm thinking I should have
some reason.
323
00:11:29,933 --> 00:11:31,233
[WHISPERS]
Jerry!
324
00:11:34,233 --> 00:11:35,900
Hey, you kids are up
on all the new tunes.
325
00:11:35,933 --> 00:11:37,400
Tell me if this one
rings a bell:
326
00:11:37,433 --> 00:11:40,033
♪ HeartbreakerLove taker ♪
327
00:11:40,066 --> 00:11:42,066
♪ Shoemaker, won't you fixMy shoes for free ♪
328
00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:43,533
Huh? Anything?
329
00:11:43,566 --> 00:11:44,700
Shorty? Girl?
330
00:11:44,733 --> 00:11:46,733
Mr. Steinbrenner.
We just received a call.
331
00:11:46,766 --> 00:11:48,133
There's a bomb
in the building.
332
00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:49,966
Thank God.
A bomb in the building!
333
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,833
Oh, my God. Quick.
Everybody under the desk.
334
00:11:57,675 --> 00:11:59,708
George, can you imagine
what went through my mind
335
00:11:59,741 --> 00:12:01,208
when I saw there
wasn't going to be
336
00:12:01,241 --> 00:12:03,541
enough room under that desk
for me and my babies?
337
00:12:03,575 --> 00:12:04,541
I'm sorry, sir.
338
00:12:04,575 --> 00:12:05,875
You know what
I think?
339
00:12:05,908 --> 00:12:07,875
I think you knew about
that bomb ahead of time.
340
00:12:07,908 --> 00:12:08,975
What?
341
00:12:09,008 --> 00:12:10,641
You had a premonition
about the bomb.
342
00:12:10,675 --> 00:12:12,708
You climbed under that desk
because you have ESP.
343
00:12:12,741 --> 00:12:14,408
Quick, George. Put
a thought in my mind.
344
00:12:14,441 --> 00:12:16,075
Mmm...
345
00:12:16,108 --> 00:12:18,008
Meatballs. Huh?
Unbelievable.
346
00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:19,075
You're a wonder, George.
347
00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:22,375
Anyway...
348
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:25,089
this terrorist had
a very specific demand.
349
00:12:25,089 --> 00:12:25,308
this terrorist had
a very specific demand.
350
00:12:25,341 --> 00:12:27,641
No more cheap adjustable hats
for Hat Day.
351
00:12:27,675 --> 00:12:30,075
He wants fitted hats,
just like the players wear.
352
00:12:33,375 --> 00:12:35,141
Jerry. Jerry.
353
00:12:35,175 --> 00:12:36,108
Yeah.
354
00:12:38,108 --> 00:12:40,208
What the hell
is this? Wh--
355
00:12:40,241 --> 00:12:41,208
Where are you?
356
00:12:41,241 --> 00:12:42,675
Over here.
357
00:12:42,708 --> 00:12:44,375
You can see right through here.
358
00:12:44,408 --> 00:12:46,641
What is this?
359
00:12:46,675 --> 00:12:48,841
It's like you're selling
movie tickets back here.
360
00:12:48,875 --> 00:12:50,841
I think it's kind of cozy.
361
00:12:50,875 --> 00:12:53,508
All right. You are not
gonna believe
362
00:12:53,541 --> 00:12:55,089
what Kramer did to
my mattress.
363
00:12:55,089 --> 00:12:55,508
what Kramer did to
my mattress.
364
00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:57,508
I can't-- I can't talk
to you like this.
365
00:13:00,375 --> 00:13:03,308
So Kramer completely
366
00:13:03,341 --> 00:13:04,708
funked up my mattress.
367
00:13:04,741 --> 00:13:06,708
Does it smell like
the East River?
368
00:13:06,741 --> 00:13:08,575
Yes, it does.
369
00:13:08,608 --> 00:13:09,841
How did you know?
370
00:13:09,875 --> 00:13:11,575
Because Kramer's been
swimming laps
371
00:13:11,608 --> 00:13:14,008
between the Queensboro Bridge
and the Brooklyn Bridge.
372
00:13:14,041 --> 00:13:15,341
Oh, great!
373
00:13:16,608 --> 00:13:17,575
[EXHALES]
374
00:13:19,908 --> 00:13:22,241
Oh, man. I'm on
the wrong floor again.
375
00:13:23,408 --> 00:13:25,008
[GASPS]
376
00:13:25,041 --> 00:13:25,089
Hey!
377
00:13:25,089 --> 00:13:26,641
Hey!
378
00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:29,541
Thanks for ruining
my mattress. It reeks.
379
00:13:29,575 --> 00:13:31,141
Hey, you know what
I think it is?
380
00:13:31,175 --> 00:13:32,675
I think it's that
East River.
381
00:13:32,708 --> 00:13:34,908
I think it might be
polluted.
382
00:13:38,175 --> 00:13:42,108
Well, you really did it
to me this time, Seinfeld.
383
00:13:46,708 --> 00:13:48,875
What the hell
happened here?
384
00:13:48,908 --> 00:13:50,508
Hey.
Hey.
385
00:13:50,541 --> 00:13:52,908
L-l-look how
obtrusive it is.
386
00:13:52,941 --> 00:13:54,308
It is obtrusive,
isn't it?
387
00:13:54,341 --> 00:13:55,089
It's very
obtrusive.
388
00:13:55,089 --> 00:13:55,475
It's very
obtrusive.
389
00:13:55,508 --> 00:13:57,008
I-I don't think
it's that bad.
390
00:13:57,041 --> 00:13:59,008
Well, can I get
a stool in here?
391
00:13:59,041 --> 00:14:00,541
No, the stools go over there.
392
00:14:00,575 --> 00:14:02,408
No, no, no.
That's no good.
393
00:14:02,441 --> 00:14:03,875
I'm leaving.
394
00:14:03,908 --> 00:14:05,308
Yeah, I'm with stinky.
395
00:14:05,341 --> 00:14:06,708
I'm going back
to my place.
396
00:14:11,908 --> 00:14:13,375
Fitted Hat Day?
397
00:14:14,608 --> 00:14:16,541
That's what you asked
Steinbrenner for?
398
00:14:16,575 --> 00:14:19,708
Hey, they're actually
doing the fitted hats? Cool.
399
00:14:19,741 --> 00:14:22,541
Guess who he put in charge
of Fitted Hat Day?
400
00:14:23,741 --> 00:14:24,708
Me.
401
00:14:24,741 --> 00:14:25,089
Hey, look at you.
402
00:14:25,089 --> 00:14:25,875
Hey, look at you.
403
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:27,708
Yeah, look at me.
404
00:14:27,741 --> 00:14:30,075
Now, I gotta figure out
the different head sizes
405
00:14:30,108 --> 00:14:32,208
of 59,000 different people!
406
00:14:32,241 --> 00:14:34,841
What if a pinhead shows up?!
I gotta be on top of that!
407
00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:37,575
No knockoffs. I want the ones
like the real players wear.
408
00:14:37,608 --> 00:14:40,875
Forget the fitted hats!
I'm not doing it!
409
00:14:40,908 --> 00:14:42,641
And you're gonna call
Steinbrenner back
410
00:14:42,675 --> 00:14:44,375
and cancel
the whole thing!
411
00:14:44,408 --> 00:14:46,008
Could you at least
get a hat for me?
412
00:14:46,041 --> 00:14:47,908
Fine. What size?
413
00:14:47,941 --> 00:14:50,175
Seven and five-eighths.
Seven and five-eighths!
414
00:14:50,208 --> 00:14:51,208
Why are you
shouting?
415
00:14:51,241 --> 00:14:52,875
I don't know!
It's this place!
416
00:14:52,908 --> 00:14:54,675
I'm very
uncomfortable here!
417
00:14:57,408 --> 00:14:58,908
HAL:
So you're liking the mattress?
418
00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:00,708
Oh, I'm j--
Loving it.
419
00:15:00,741 --> 00:15:02,508
Ah, you know,
we should, um...
420
00:15:02,541 --> 00:15:04,041
uh...
[SIGHS]
421
00:15:04,075 --> 00:15:05,408
...get going.
422
00:15:05,441 --> 00:15:07,475
What is that smell?
423
00:15:07,508 --> 00:15:08,941
What smell?
424
00:15:10,041 --> 00:15:11,008
[SNIFFS]
425
00:15:11,041 --> 00:15:12,541
I think it's
the mattress.
426
00:15:12,575 --> 00:15:13,841
Did something
happen to it?
427
00:15:13,875 --> 00:15:14,841
No. No.
428
00:15:14,875 --> 00:15:17,808
Oh. Oh, you know what
that is?
429
00:15:17,841 --> 00:15:19,875
Um...
430
00:15:19,908 --> 00:15:22,975
I went clamming the other day,
and I forgot
431
00:15:23,008 --> 00:15:24,808
to hose off my boots.
432
00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:25,089
Clamming?
433
00:15:25,089 --> 00:15:26,008
Clamming?
434
00:15:26,041 --> 00:15:28,575
Yeah, I clam...
and scallop.
435
00:15:28,608 --> 00:15:30,308
I clam and scallop.
[CHUCKLES]
436
00:15:30,341 --> 00:15:31,675
Huh.
437
00:15:32,875 --> 00:15:34,041
[TENTATIVE KNOCK]
438
00:15:34,075 --> 00:15:35,341
Yes, yes, come in.
Come in.
439
00:15:36,575 --> 00:15:39,208
Sir. I just got a call
from the terrorist.
440
00:15:39,241 --> 00:15:41,175
I told him to call here
if you have a moment.
441
00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:42,875
Hey Costanza, let me
ask you something.
442
00:15:42,908 --> 00:15:44,508
Is it "February"
or "Febuary"?
443
00:15:44,541 --> 00:15:47,675
Because I prefer "uary."
And what is this "ru"?
444
00:15:47,708 --> 00:15:48,875
[PHONE RINGS]
445
00:15:48,908 --> 00:15:50,741
Let me put that
on speakerphone for you, sir.
446
00:15:52,208 --> 00:15:53,375
Hello, uh, bomber?
447
00:15:53,408 --> 00:15:54,908
Yeah, this is
the terrorist bomber.
448
00:15:54,941 --> 00:15:55,089
You know, Costanza is busting
his hump on those hats.
449
00:15:55,089 --> 00:15:57,175
You know, Costanza is busting
his hump on those hats.
450
00:15:57,208 --> 00:15:58,975
JERRY [ON PHONE]:
Yeah, about those hats,
451
00:15:59,008 --> 00:16:00,675
I think maybe I changed my mind.
452
00:16:00,708 --> 00:16:02,908
You don't want them?
They're gone. Goodbye.
453
00:16:02,941 --> 00:16:03,908
Good thinking, sir.
454
00:16:03,941 --> 00:16:05,375
Now, what do you want
instead?
455
00:16:05,408 --> 00:16:06,808
What?
456
00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:08,875
You're the terrorist.You gotta want something.
457
00:16:08,908 --> 00:16:11,508
Uh, I guess it would be niceif you called ticket holders
458
00:16:11,541 --> 00:16:13,141
if a game isgonna be rained out.
459
00:16:13,175 --> 00:16:15,375
All right. George, you can
handle that.
[DIAL TONE]
460
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:17,041
Costanza, what the hell
are you doing?
461
00:16:17,075 --> 00:16:18,208
We have to stand tough, sir.
462
00:16:18,241 --> 00:16:19,808
That's why I had to
hang up the phone.
463
00:16:19,841 --> 00:16:22,308
When someone's unstable,
you don't stir the pot, George.
464
00:16:22,341 --> 00:16:23,475
Know what
I'm gonna do?
465
00:16:23,508 --> 00:16:25,089
Run around the stadium
and close the windows.
466
00:16:25,089 --> 00:16:25,408
Run around the stadium
and close the windows.
467
00:16:25,441 --> 00:16:26,641
That's what
I'm doing, pal.
468
00:16:26,675 --> 00:16:28,075
And I'll tell you
something else:
469
00:16:28,108 --> 00:16:29,775
I am very nervous!
470
00:16:30,841 --> 00:16:32,708
I liked that
stuffed crust pizza.
471
00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:34,475
Cheese-in-crust pizza.
472
00:16:34,508 --> 00:16:35,908
It's just more
cheese.
473
00:16:35,941 --> 00:16:38,341
Let me tell you something.
It'll be years before they find
474
00:16:38,375 --> 00:16:40,508
another place to hide
more cheese on a pizza.
475
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:41,908
Kramer!
Oh, hey.
476
00:16:41,941 --> 00:16:42,908
God, hi.
Hi.
477
00:16:42,941 --> 00:16:44,075
Oh, this is Hal.
478
00:16:44,108 --> 00:16:45,408
Hal, Kramer.
Kramer, Hal.
479
00:16:45,441 --> 00:16:47,375
Hal, uh...
480
00:16:47,408 --> 00:16:48,508
Langerhans.
481
00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:50,541
Kitzmiller.
Ooh, yeah. Kitzmiller.
482
00:16:50,575 --> 00:16:51,541
That's right.
483
00:16:51,575 --> 00:16:52,908
You taking
a dip?
484
00:16:52,941 --> 00:16:54,175
Oh, I'm dipping, yeah.
485
00:16:54,208 --> 00:16:55,089
That smell.
486
00:16:55,089 --> 00:16:56,341
That smell.
487
00:16:56,375 --> 00:16:58,408
Well, listen, I gotta
get to the pier. It's, uh--
488
00:16:58,441 --> 00:17:00,808
Ferry traffic gets really bad
around 4:30, but, uh--
489
00:17:00,841 --> 00:17:03,375
Look, I still got your key
to your apartment, and I'll, uh,
490
00:17:03,408 --> 00:17:06,075
give it back to you
as soon as I can.
491
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:07,775
Ooh, baby.
[CHUCKLES]
492
00:17:14,775 --> 00:17:16,908
[ALARM RINGING]
493
00:17:18,741 --> 00:17:19,841
[SIGHS]
494
00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:23,075
[SIGHS]
495
00:17:26,575 --> 00:17:27,741
[ALARM STOPS]
496
00:17:40,775 --> 00:17:41,908
[SIGHS]
497
00:17:45,775 --> 00:17:47,108
Lunch.
498
00:17:49,775 --> 00:17:51,841
Kramer.
Hey.
499
00:17:53,241 --> 00:17:54,241
Can I talk to you a minute?
500
00:17:54,275 --> 00:17:55,089
Yeah, sure. Sure.
Uh--
501
00:17:55,089 --> 00:17:55,341
Yeah, sure. Sure.
Uh--
502
00:17:56,441 --> 00:17:58,641
Um. Oh, boy.
503
00:17:58,675 --> 00:18:01,675
Kitzmiller.
Ye-- That's it. Heh.
504
00:18:01,708 --> 00:18:03,208
You and Elaine are pretty close.
505
00:18:03,241 --> 00:18:06,708
Oh, we go back
a ways. Heh.
506
00:18:06,741 --> 00:18:07,708
And you've, um--
507
00:18:08,875 --> 00:18:09,908
How do I put this?
508
00:18:11,241 --> 00:18:12,375
You've been in her bed.
509
00:18:12,408 --> 00:18:14,975
That's right.
510
00:18:15,008 --> 00:18:16,541
But this isn't
still going on?
511
00:18:16,575 --> 00:18:19,075
No, no, no.
She put a stop to that.
512
00:18:20,675 --> 00:18:22,075
That's all
I needed to know.
513
00:18:22,108 --> 00:18:25,089
So you actually
swim in this thing?
514
00:18:25,089 --> 00:18:25,375
So you actually
swim in this thing?
515
00:18:25,408 --> 00:18:26,741
Oh, yeah.
[SNAPS]
516
00:18:26,775 --> 00:18:29,008
Exercises every muscle
in the body.
517
00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:30,741
It's great
for the back.
518
00:18:30,775 --> 00:18:33,075
Great for the back.
Right.
519
00:18:33,108 --> 00:18:35,008
Four hours in this chop,
520
00:18:35,041 --> 00:18:36,908
and I'm a full inch
taller.
521
00:18:40,008 --> 00:18:41,875
Giddyap.
522
00:18:41,908 --> 00:18:42,908
[SPLASH]
523
00:18:44,675 --> 00:18:47,008
STEINBRENNER:
♪ HeartbreakerBrubaker ♪
524
00:18:47,041 --> 00:18:48,975
Hey. Hey, George.
I remembered that tune.
525
00:18:49,008 --> 00:18:51,041
George? George?
526
00:18:51,075 --> 00:18:52,241
[CLOCK TICKING]
527
00:18:52,275 --> 00:18:53,475
Hm. What's that ticking?
528
00:18:53,508 --> 00:18:54,641
Uh, oh-- Oh.
529
00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:55,089
Mm-- My-- Oh--
530
00:18:55,089 --> 00:18:57,741
Mm-- My-- Oh--
531
00:18:57,775 --> 00:18:59,741
[BABBLING]
532
00:18:59,775 --> 00:19:01,341
Fire in the hole!
533
00:19:02,841 --> 00:19:05,708
ELAINE:
Ugh! I can't believe
the Lumbar Yard
534
00:19:05,741 --> 00:19:07,741
wouldn't pick this up.
535
00:19:07,775 --> 00:19:10,141
Ugh!
536
00:19:10,175 --> 00:19:12,441
[SIGHING]
537
00:19:13,575 --> 00:19:14,541
Ugh.
538
00:19:14,575 --> 00:19:16,341
Ugh.
539
00:19:17,608 --> 00:19:18,675
[SIGHS]
540
00:19:20,008 --> 00:19:20,908
Okay.
541
00:19:23,008 --> 00:19:24,108
[GROANS LOUDLY]
542
00:19:27,241 --> 00:19:28,875
CONRAD:
You want it back the way it was?
543
00:19:28,908 --> 00:19:30,241
Yeah. That's right.
544
00:19:30,275 --> 00:19:32,475
You know, I don't get you,
Seinfeld.
545
00:19:32,508 --> 00:19:35,241
You want something one day,
the next day you don't like it.
546
00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:36,975
I mean, come on, man,
make a decision.
547
00:19:37,008 --> 00:19:38,175
[PHONE RINGS]
548
00:19:38,208 --> 00:19:39,241
One second.
549
00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:42,208
Hello?
550
00:19:42,241 --> 00:19:43,808
Jerry. You gotta
help me.
551
00:19:43,841 --> 00:19:45,541
I threw my back out.
552
00:19:45,575 --> 00:19:46,975
So just lie down.
553
00:19:47,008 --> 00:19:48,875
I am lying down.
554
00:19:49,941 --> 00:19:53,608
I am trapped
under a funky mattress.
555
00:19:55,008 --> 00:19:55,089
You gotta go get a doctor,
or at--
556
00:19:55,089 --> 00:19:57,041
You gotta go get a doctor,
or at--
557
00:19:57,075 --> 00:19:59,008
At least come over and...
558
00:19:59,041 --> 00:20:00,775
roll this thing off of me.
559
00:20:02,075 --> 00:20:04,608
All right. I'll--
I'll be right there.
560
00:20:05,541 --> 00:20:06,541
Uh, Conrad...
561
00:20:06,575 --> 00:20:07,708
I gotta go.
562
00:20:07,741 --> 00:20:09,708
Stay, go. Huh. Whatever.
563
00:20:12,408 --> 00:20:13,508
Hey, Kramer.
564
00:20:13,541 --> 00:20:15,575
What's going on, huh?
565
00:20:15,608 --> 00:20:17,008
I told my chiropractor
how great
566
00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:19,008
swimming in the river
made my back feel.
Yeah.
567
00:20:19,041 --> 00:20:21,041
He recommended it
to all his patients.
568
00:20:21,075 --> 00:20:22,075
Agi-gi-gi-gi--
569
00:20:23,208 --> 00:20:24,241
Step aside.
570
00:20:30,208 --> 00:20:32,708
He just sunk like a stone,
didn't he?
571
00:20:37,408 --> 00:20:39,541
Sir, uh, I-I'm sure
it's not a bomb.
572
00:20:39,575 --> 00:20:40,975
Yeah, don't be
so brave, George.
573
00:20:41,008 --> 00:20:43,175
You mess with them, and
they're messing with you.
574
00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:44,875
All right, boys,
send it in.
575
00:20:48,108 --> 00:20:50,575
Wait. What's that thing
straight ahead?
576
00:20:50,608 --> 00:20:52,708
Is that's anything?
Is that Mothra?
577
00:20:54,008 --> 00:20:55,089
Okay, let's check
the desk.
578
00:20:55,089 --> 00:20:55,308
Okay, let's check
the desk.
579
00:20:55,341 --> 00:20:56,841
That's where I heard
the ticking.
580
00:20:56,875 --> 00:20:58,175
Search each of
those drawers,
581
00:20:58,208 --> 00:20:59,275
starting with
the top one.
582
00:21:05,341 --> 00:21:06,641
Mm.
583
00:21:06,675 --> 00:21:08,475
Tsk. It's just
empty calories
584
00:21:08,508 --> 00:21:10,208
and male curiosity,
eh, Georgie?
585
00:21:11,608 --> 00:21:13,875
Looks like there's
more compartments underneath.
586
00:21:13,908 --> 00:21:16,141
Compartments underneath?
Probably where it is.
587
00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:18,175
Okay, boys. Let it rip.
588
00:21:23,108 --> 00:21:24,308
I'll tell you what,
George.
589
00:21:24,341 --> 00:21:25,089
Starting tomorrow,
no more desks.
590
00:21:25,089 --> 00:21:25,808
Starting tomorrow,
no more desks.
591
00:21:25,841 --> 00:21:27,341
Just a Lucite table
and four legs.
592
00:21:32,241 --> 00:21:33,341
KRAMER:
Hey!
593
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:35,875
Hey, watch where
you're kicking!
594
00:21:37,008 --> 00:21:38,808
You people find
your own river! Ah!
595
00:21:38,841 --> 00:21:41,308
Ow, jeez!
I'm so sor--
596
00:21:41,341 --> 00:21:43,308
Kramer.
[COUGHING]
Elaine.
597
00:21:43,341 --> 00:21:46,141
Hi. I am
loving this.
598
00:21:46,175 --> 00:21:48,141
Hey, I'll meet you
at the coffee shop.
599
00:21:48,175 --> 00:21:49,508
Yeah?
Yeah.
600
00:21:51,841 --> 00:21:52,775
[SCREAMS]
601
00:22:01,775 --> 00:22:03,808
Hey, Connie.
Jerry around?
602
00:22:03,841 --> 00:22:04,808
No.
603
00:22:04,841 --> 00:22:06,175
And I prefer Conrad.
604
00:22:07,508 --> 00:22:09,541
So I heard what happened
to the desk.
605
00:22:09,575 --> 00:22:11,508
I tell you, there was
something so reassuring
606
00:22:11,541 --> 00:22:12,875
about that cozy little space.
607
00:22:12,908 --> 00:22:14,475
Yeah, well, whatever.
608
00:22:14,508 --> 00:22:16,275
See you.
609
00:22:18,408 --> 00:22:20,908
Ahh. Back to normal.
610
00:22:20,941 --> 00:22:23,341
Not bad for 4000 bucks.
611
00:22:35,675 --> 00:22:38,041
Can't believe I got the low-fat.
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