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You know at the movies
they show
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that little ad
for the concession stand?
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Where the cartoon
candy's dancing,
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and the Milk Dud's
playing the banjo?
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Oh, he's wailing
on that banjo.
Yeah.
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I just don't understand
the Raisinets.
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The sax player?
Yeah.
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Yeah.
The box of Raisinets
runs up to the concession stand,
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buys another box
of Raisinets.
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So?
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Box of Raisinets eating
another box of Raisinets?
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It's perverse.
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No. He's not gonna
eat them.
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No. He's not gonna
eat them.
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He's buying them for
his Pepsi girlfriend.
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And why is
he dating a Pepsi?
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They're not having
children.
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They're
musicians.
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Musicians.
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Get a real job.
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What do you want?
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Oh, I've had everything
on the menu.
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Uh...
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surprise me.
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Neil. Neil.
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Oh. I am sorry.
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I am supposed to
meet my boyfriend here.
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He looks
just like you.
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Really.
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Yeah.
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Like me?
Uh-huh. Sorry.
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He-he.
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Like me?
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Like me?
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But how?
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Here's your halibut
omelet.
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Surprised?
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Yes. Yes, I am.
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KRAMER:
Look what I got for you
for your Florida trip.
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Crazy Shirts was
closing them out.
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I got a dozen
for a buck.
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I saved a fortune.
Look at that.
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There
you go.
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Oh.
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"Number-one dad."
[CHUCKLES]
Yeah.
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Ooh, and it's a medium. Perfect.
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KRAMER:
Hey.
Hey.
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You ready?
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Almost.
Okay, so look, uh,
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Almost.
Okay, so look, uh,
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when you're in Florida,
can my cigar guy
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drop off some Cubans
for me at your parents'?
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I'm helping my parents
move into their new condo.
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I'm gonna be busy.
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Oh, come on, man.
Help a brother out.
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All right.
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Yeah.
I owe you one.
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We're even.
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Hey, Jerry...
figure this out.
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I'm in the coffee shop,
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and this beautiful girl
I could never even talk to
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mistakes me
for her boyfriend.
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That's a nice four seconds.
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I look just like him.
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I look just like him.
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I, me...this.
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This is what
her boyfriend looks like.
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How is that possible?
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Maybe he has money.
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Maybe he doesn't.
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Maybe he and I
are exactly the same,
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except for one minor,
yet crucial, detail.
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You never know.
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Sometimes you do.
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Maybe it's some--
Some small thing I could change.
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Like a mustache
or, uh...
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wearing a top hat.
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Or a monocle.
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Or a-- Or a cane.
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Who's she dating?
Mr. Peanut?
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You could do a lot worse
than Mr. Peanut, my friend.
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So, what do
you wanna see?
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How about
Sack Lunch?
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How about
The English Patient?
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It's up for
all those Oscars.
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Oh, Come on, Blaine.
I mean,
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look at the poster
for Sack Lunch.
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It's a family
in a brown paper bag.
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Don't you wanna know
how they got in there?
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[CHUCKLES]
No.
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Oh.
Sold out.
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Oh. Uh, two for
The English Patient.
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So do you think
they got shrunk down,
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So do you think
they got shrunk down,
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or is it just
a giant sack?
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Uh, hi.
Um, remember me?
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I-I-- I'm the guy
that looks like Neil.
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Hi.
Hi.
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Ahem.
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Is Neil here?
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Oh, no. He got
held up at work.
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Oh, that's too bad.
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I-- I kinda wanted to meet him,
seeing as we look so similar.
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Huh. Well, you know, you don't
look that much like him.
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Oh.
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Of course not.
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No, you're
a little taller.
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No, you're
a little taller.
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You look like you're
in better shape than Neil.
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Do you work out?
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Listen, I--
I'm--
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I-I don't mean
to seem forward,
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but is-- Is there any way
that I could possibly
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have Neil's phone number?
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What is everyone
talking about?
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"The English Patient,
it's so romantic"?
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God, that movie
stunk.
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I kinda liked it.
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No, you didn't.
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No, you didn't.
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Elaine, Blaine.
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Did you just see
The English Patient?
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Didn't you
love it?
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No.
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How could you not
love that movie?
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How about, it sucked.
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That Ralph Fiennes.
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I would give up
my firstborn for him.
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Uh. He's getting
the short end of that stick.
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Jerry, this is
Del Boca Vista's
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new physical
fitness room.
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They got
medicine balls.
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They got
medicine balls.
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You can bike ride.
Anything you want.
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StairMaster?
What?
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Nothing.
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See what I'm wearing?
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Oh. Did you get that
out of my bag?
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No. Your mother found it.
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Son...this is
the most wonderful
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and thoughtful thing
you've ever done for me.
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You know, I bought you
a Cadillac.
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Twice.
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Oh. Here he is.
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This is the man
I wanted you to see.
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Izzy Mandelbaum.
IZZY: Hey there.
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He's 80 years old,
but strong as an ox.
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Watch this.
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[EXHALES]
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See that?
You couldn't do that.
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I could.
I choose not to.
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Hey, Morty.
Who's this?
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This is my son, Jerry,
from New York.
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He thinks he can lift
more than Izzy.
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I-I didn't
say that.
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Hey, Izzy.
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This kid says he can
lift more than you can.
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Hey, your kid's
pretty funny, Morty.
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He should be a comedian.
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Actually, I am
a comedian.
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That's not so funny.
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You think you're better
than me, huh?
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You think you're better
than me, huh?
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Izzy used to work out
with Charles Atlas in the '50s.
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1850s?
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Well, that's it.
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It's go time.
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Let's see you lift that.
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Mr. Mandelbaum--
Come on,
come on.
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Pump it.
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All right.
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Eh. Wrong
attitude.
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You're not bringing
that trash
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into
my house.
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There. All right?
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Step aside,
string bean.
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I'll show you.
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I'm gonna take it up
a notch.
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[CRACK]
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[CRACK]
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Uh. My back.
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[GROANING]
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Somebody
call an ambulance.
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There's already
an ambulance here
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for Mrs. Glickman.
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There's room
for one more.
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Hey. One for
Sack Lunch.
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It's good,
right?
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Yeah. Good.
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Hey, what are
you guys doing here?
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We just saw
The English Patient again.
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It's even better
the second time.
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They make it longer?
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They make it longer?
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Forgot
my umbrella.
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Blaine.
Elaine.
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You said you were
busy tonight.
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Well, to tell you
the truth, Elaine...
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I don't know if I can
be with someone
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who doesn't like
The English Patient.
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It's just a stupid movie.
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That's what
I'm talking about.
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Come on, Blaine.
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Let's go.
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Enjoy Sack Lunch.
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I will.
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HELEN:
How could you do that
to Mr. Mandelbaum?
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You should be ashamed
of yourself.
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He egged me on.
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He egged me on.
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You should be more mature.
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He's 80.
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Okay. Tomorrow Jerry and I
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will visit Izzy and apologize.
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Now, good night.
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You're not sleeping
in that shirt.
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It's too tight.
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This shirt will never
leave my body.
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Good night.
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All right, 7:30,
got the place to myself.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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Jerry Seinfeld,
please.
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Oh, you must be
Kramer's guys. Come on in.
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You got the cigars?
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What cigars?
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Kramer said to
bring him back some Cubans.
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Kramer said to
bring him back some Cubans.
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We are
the Cubans.
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[CHOPPING VEGETABLE]
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Yeah, hello.
Jerry's place.
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They're real Cubans?
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They're human beings
from Cuba?
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I said Cubans.
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What did you think I meant?
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Cigars!
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Jerry, Cuban cigars are
illegal in this country.
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That's why I got
these guys.
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You're making
your own cigars now?
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You're making
your own cigars now?
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Yeah, yeah. I got investors
all lined up.
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Hold on a second.
Hi, Dad.
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Who are they?
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They're Cuban
cigar rollers.
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Don't tell
your mother.
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What is that
bubbling sound?
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Are you making
your tomato sauce?
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Yeah, hot and spicy.
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You're not wearing
a shirt, are you?
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Yes, I am.
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What color is it?
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Oh.
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Damn it.
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You know, you--
You could have
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just given me
Neil's number.
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just given me
Neil's number.
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You-- You didn't have to
take me out to dinner.
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I wanted to give it
to you in person.
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Oh.
You know, I don't have to
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be up in the morning,
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and I know a great
breakfast place
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right around the corner.
263
00:08:55,723 --> 00:08:57,356
Does Neil like to
eat a big breakfast?
264
00:08:57,390 --> 00:08:58,856
Why don't you come in?
265
00:08:58,890 --> 00:08:59,856
We'll talk about it.
266
00:08:59,890 --> 00:09:02,056
I really should get going.
267
00:09:02,090 --> 00:09:04,390
I-- I wanna be home
in case Neil calls.
268
00:09:06,423 --> 00:09:08,290
Well...
269
00:09:08,323 --> 00:09:09,856
good night.
270
00:09:09,890 --> 00:09:11,156
I'll see you.
271
00:09:13,890 --> 00:09:15,023
WAITRESS:
Rough night?
272
00:09:15,056 --> 00:09:17,456
Ugh. You wouldn't
believe it.
273
00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:19,323
My boyfriend
dumped me. Ugh.
274
00:09:19,356 --> 00:09:20,790
My friends,
who I don't even like,
275
00:09:20,823 --> 00:09:22,790
they won't talk to me,
all because I don't like
276
00:09:22,823 --> 00:09:25,890
that stupid
English Patient movie.
277
00:09:25,923 --> 00:09:28,390
Really? I thought
it was pretty good.
278
00:09:28,423 --> 00:09:29,990
Oh, come on.
279
00:09:30,023 --> 00:09:31,890
Good? What was
good about it?
280
00:09:31,923 --> 00:09:33,790
Those sex scenes.
281
00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:35,790
I mean, please.
282
00:09:35,823 --> 00:09:37,590
Give me something
I can use.
283
00:09:40,156 --> 00:09:41,356
Well, I liked it.
284
00:09:42,390 --> 00:09:43,456
Hey.
285
00:09:43,490 --> 00:09:43,835
You f-- You forgot
about my piece of pie.
286
00:09:43,835 --> 00:09:46,323
You f-- You forgot
about my piece of pie.
287
00:09:46,356 --> 00:09:47,323
Hello?
288
00:09:48,556 --> 00:09:50,556
You know, sex in a tub...
289
00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,323
that doesn't work.
290
00:10:00,390 --> 00:10:02,123
This is quite
a condo.
291
00:10:02,156 --> 00:10:04,356
The Mandelbaums own
the Magic Pan restaurants.
292
00:10:04,390 --> 00:10:05,356
The crepe place?
293
00:10:05,390 --> 00:10:07,523
Yeah. This is all
big crepe money.
294
00:10:07,556 --> 00:10:08,923
There's crepe money?
295
00:10:09,823 --> 00:10:11,190
What are you doing here?
296
00:10:11,223 --> 00:10:13,056
Oh, Mr. Mandelbaum,
I wanted to come by
297
00:10:13,090 --> 00:10:13,835
tell you how sorry I was
that you hurt yourself.
298
00:10:13,835 --> 00:10:15,156
tell you how sorry I was
that you hurt yourself.
299
00:10:15,190 --> 00:10:17,123
What the hell is that?
300
00:10:17,156 --> 00:10:19,456
What?
That shirt.
301
00:10:19,490 --> 00:10:21,790
You think that you
are the number-one dad?
302
00:10:21,823 --> 00:10:23,956
This was a gift
from my son.
303
00:10:23,990 --> 00:10:26,156
Oh, I see how it works now.
304
00:10:27,356 --> 00:10:29,890
He knocks me
out of commission...
305
00:10:29,923 --> 00:10:34,523
so you can strut around
in your fancy number-one shirt.
306
00:10:34,556 --> 00:10:36,990
Well, I'll show you
who's number one.
307
00:10:38,090 --> 00:10:39,523
Mr. Mandelbaum,
please.
308
00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:41,956
It's go time.
309
00:10:41,990 --> 00:10:43,123
[CRACK]
310
00:10:43,156 --> 00:10:43,835
[MOANS]
311
00:10:43,835 --> 00:10:44,856
[MOANS]
312
00:10:44,890 --> 00:10:46,956
My back.
I can't move.
313
00:10:46,990 --> 00:10:48,623
Call an ambulance.
314
00:10:48,656 --> 00:10:50,423
I think I saw one
a couple doors down.
315
00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:58,832
JERRY:
So she wanted you to come up,
316
00:10:58,865 --> 00:11:00,332
but you left
because you thought
317
00:11:00,365 --> 00:11:03,398
some guy might be
calling you?
318
00:11:03,432 --> 00:11:04,932
Some guy. Some guy?
319
00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:05,932
Neil.
320
00:11:06,998 --> 00:11:08,065
I have got to
find out how
321
00:11:08,098 --> 00:11:10,332
he could get a girl
like Danielle.
322
00:11:10,365 --> 00:11:12,165
George, you've
got Danielle.
323
00:11:12,198 --> 00:11:13,332
Forget about Neil.
324
00:11:13,365 --> 00:11:15,265
You've "out-Neiled" him.
325
00:11:16,498 --> 00:11:18,232
So I'm Neil.
326
00:11:18,265 --> 00:11:19,298
How did I do that?
327
00:11:19,332 --> 00:11:20,965
I don't know,
but you better keep it up.
328
00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:23,798
I'm gonna go meet
Danielle.
329
00:11:23,832 --> 00:11:24,195
There's a new Neil
in town. Ha-ha.
330
00:11:24,195 --> 00:11:25,932
There's a new Neil
in town. Ha-ha.
331
00:11:27,265 --> 00:11:29,065
[PHONE RINGING]
332
00:11:29,098 --> 00:11:30,398
Try take
a vacation.
333
00:11:30,432 --> 00:11:33,732
I come back, the whole
operation's in shambles.
334
00:11:33,765 --> 00:11:34,732
Hello.
335
00:11:34,765 --> 00:11:36,932
Hey, Jerry.
Number one here.
336
00:11:36,965 --> 00:11:38,965
Did you go see Izzy
at the back specialist?
337
00:11:38,998 --> 00:11:40,632
I will. I just
walked in the door.
338
00:11:40,665 --> 00:11:43,232
You have to go see him.
Ma.
339
00:11:43,265 --> 00:11:44,898
Helen, will you stop
bothering him?
340
00:11:44,932 --> 00:11:46,832
Jerry, that shirt
has gone right to his head.
341
00:11:46,865 --> 00:11:49,532
Number one,
signing off.
342
00:11:50,998 --> 00:11:52,232
Jerry...
343
00:11:52,265 --> 00:11:54,195
I just picked up the Cubans
at the bus station.
344
00:11:54,195 --> 00:11:54,465
I just picked up the Cubans
at the bus station.
345
00:11:54,498 --> 00:11:57,132
[DISTRESSED]
What's going on?
346
00:11:57,165 --> 00:11:59,098
What?
They're not real Cubans.
347
00:11:59,132 --> 00:12:00,965
They're Dominicans.
348
00:12:00,998 --> 00:12:02,132
So?
349
00:12:02,165 --> 00:12:03,465
So, Jerry, if my investors
350
00:12:03,498 --> 00:12:05,732
don't get Cubans,
the whole deal's off.
351
00:12:05,765 --> 00:12:07,065
What's the difference?
352
00:12:07,098 --> 00:12:09,132
Jerry, once you've
had real Cubans,
353
00:12:09,165 --> 00:12:11,398
there's just
nothing else like it.
354
00:12:11,432 --> 00:12:13,232
We're talking
about people, right?
355
00:12:13,265 --> 00:12:15,965
Yes. Yes. The quality,
the texture,
356
00:12:15,998 --> 00:12:17,732
the intoxicating aroma.
357
00:12:17,765 --> 00:12:19,165
These guys
don't have it.
358
00:12:20,265 --> 00:12:21,932
I thought they smelled
pretty nice.
359
00:12:21,965 --> 00:12:23,932
Jerry, your palate's
unrefined.
360
00:12:23,965 --> 00:12:24,195
Is not.
Is too.
361
00:12:24,195 --> 00:12:25,398
Is not.
Is too.
362
00:12:25,432 --> 00:12:26,432
Is not.
Is too.
363
00:12:26,465 --> 00:12:27,932
I'm not having
this conversation.
364
00:12:27,965 --> 00:12:29,632
Are too.
Am not.
365
00:12:30,932 --> 00:12:33,232
PETERMAN:
Another productive meeting.
366
00:12:33,265 --> 00:12:36,232
By the way, I saw
that English Patient
367
00:12:36,265 --> 00:12:37,298
film last night.
368
00:12:37,332 --> 00:12:39,098
It was extraordinary.
369
00:12:39,132 --> 00:12:42,398
Oh, yes.
It was so romantic.
370
00:12:42,432 --> 00:12:44,065
It ravished me.
371
00:12:44,098 --> 00:12:45,298
Elaine, what did you think?
372
00:12:47,365 --> 00:12:48,965
Well, uh, act--
373
00:12:48,998 --> 00:12:50,432
Actually
I haven't seen it,
374
00:12:50,465 --> 00:12:51,565
so...
375
00:12:51,598 --> 00:12:53,232
I couldn't tell you
whether I...
376
00:12:53,265 --> 00:12:54,195
liked it,
377
00:12:54,195 --> 00:12:54,265
liked it,
378
00:12:54,298 --> 00:12:56,798
or whether it really sucked.
379
00:12:58,365 --> 00:13:00,798
You haven't seen it?
No.
380
00:13:00,832 --> 00:13:03,098
That's it. Drop everything.
We're going right now.
381
00:13:07,332 --> 00:13:08,665
JERRY:
Again, Mr. Mandelbaum,
382
00:13:08,698 --> 00:13:10,932
this back specialist
is supposed to be the best.
383
00:13:10,965 --> 00:13:12,398
If there's anything else
I can do,
384
00:13:12,432 --> 00:13:14,898
don't hesitate to, uh,
try and find my number.
385
00:13:14,932 --> 00:13:16,365
Uh-- Oh, wait.
386
00:13:17,832 --> 00:13:19,165
How about that, huh?
387
00:13:20,465 --> 00:13:23,965
The "World's Greatest Dad."
388
00:13:23,998 --> 00:13:24,195
My son made it for me.
389
00:13:24,195 --> 00:13:25,632
My son made it for me.
390
00:13:25,665 --> 00:13:26,665
That's very nice.
391
00:13:26,698 --> 00:13:28,232
The best in the world.
392
00:13:28,265 --> 00:13:30,632
Which means I'm better
than just number one.
393
00:13:30,665 --> 00:13:32,432
Well, I don't know
how official
394
00:13:32,465 --> 00:13:34,432
any of these rankings
really are.
395
00:13:35,798 --> 00:13:38,465
Hi, Son.
Hi, Daddy.
396
00:13:38,498 --> 00:13:39,665
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
397
00:13:39,698 --> 00:13:41,265
This is your son?
398
00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:43,465
I got married
in high school.
399
00:13:43,498 --> 00:13:45,498
Hey, who are you?
400
00:13:45,532 --> 00:13:47,565
This is
Seinfeld's kid.
401
00:13:47,598 --> 00:13:48,765
Oh, you think
you're tough,
402
00:13:48,798 --> 00:13:50,798
picking on
an old man?
403
00:13:50,832 --> 00:13:52,965
Maybe you'd like to
try taking on
404
00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:54,195
somebody
your own age.
405
00:13:54,195 --> 00:13:54,965
somebody
your own age.
406
00:13:54,998 --> 00:13:56,198
Hm.
You got any kids?
407
00:13:59,032 --> 00:14:01,265
Oh, you think
you're better than me?
408
00:14:01,298 --> 00:14:03,632
Go ahead. Pick out
anything in the room here.
409
00:14:03,665 --> 00:14:05,765
I'll lift it up
over my head.
410
00:14:05,798 --> 00:14:08,265
Look. No one is
lifting anything.
411
00:14:08,298 --> 00:14:10,232
The television.
412
00:14:10,265 --> 00:14:11,432
Mm.
[CHUCKLES]
413
00:14:12,498 --> 00:14:13,632
This one's for you, Pop.
414
00:14:13,665 --> 00:14:15,665
It's go time.
415
00:14:15,698 --> 00:14:17,132
[CRACK]
416
00:14:17,165 --> 00:14:19,165
Oh. My back!
417
00:14:19,198 --> 00:14:20,498
Call an ambulance!
418
00:14:20,532 --> 00:14:22,198
We're already
in a hospital.
419
00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:27,665
MAN:
All right, partner.
Let's get down to business.
420
00:14:27,698 --> 00:14:30,065
Okay. Well, I'll, uh-- I'll
get the Cubans.
All right.
421
00:14:30,098 --> 00:14:31,132
They're right out here.
422
00:14:31,165 --> 00:14:32,598
[BABBLING
SPANISH]
423
00:14:35,465 --> 00:14:37,398
Yeah, here they are.
They're Cubans.
424
00:14:37,432 --> 00:14:39,098
Real Cubans.
425
00:14:41,098 --> 00:14:43,832
You wouldn't be trying to sell
old Earl Haffler
426
00:14:43,865 --> 00:14:46,498
Dominicans in a Cuban wrapper,
now, would you?
427
00:14:46,532 --> 00:14:48,598
Oh, come on.
Look at these boys.
428
00:14:48,632 --> 00:14:49,798
If they were
any more Cuban,
429
00:14:49,832 --> 00:14:51,465
Castro would have
smoked them himself.
430
00:14:52,632 --> 00:14:54,195
We're talking about
people, right?
431
00:14:54,195 --> 00:14:54,565
We're talking about
people, right?
432
00:14:54,598 --> 00:14:57,498
I think so.
433
00:14:57,532 --> 00:14:59,998
I thought he quit
smoking cigars.
434
00:15:00,032 --> 00:15:01,732
Well, yeah. Yeah.
But they also rolled
435
00:15:01,765 --> 00:15:03,232
for his brother...
436
00:15:03,265 --> 00:15:05,165
uh, Dennis.
437
00:15:05,198 --> 00:15:07,098
Dennis Castro?
438
00:15:07,132 --> 00:15:08,298
Uh-- Uh, Dwayne.
439
00:15:10,265 --> 00:15:11,898
Get the hell out
of my office.
440
00:15:11,932 --> 00:15:13,298
What?!
441
00:15:17,765 --> 00:15:19,798
You know,
Neil called me today.
442
00:15:19,832 --> 00:15:20,798
Really?
443
00:15:20,832 --> 00:15:21,798
Yeah, he's pretty upset
444
00:15:21,832 --> 00:15:23,732
I broke up with him
to go out with you.
445
00:15:23,765 --> 00:15:24,195
Well, I guess
I showed Neil who's Neil.
446
00:15:24,195 --> 00:15:26,998
Well, I guess
I showed Neil who's Neil.
447
00:15:27,032 --> 00:15:29,398
He wanted to get together
tomorrow and have coffee.
448
00:15:29,432 --> 00:15:31,232
Coffee?
449
00:15:31,265 --> 00:15:33,932
I can beat that.
Move in with me.
450
00:15:33,965 --> 00:15:35,265
What?
451
00:15:35,298 --> 00:15:37,065
It beats the hell
out of coffee.
452
00:15:37,098 --> 00:15:38,265
[CHUCKLES
UNCOMFORTABLY]
453
00:15:41,032 --> 00:15:43,532
And I thought
I knew what love was.
454
00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:50,132
Yep.
455
00:15:52,498 --> 00:15:54,195
JERRY:
You asked her
to move in with you?
456
00:15:54,195 --> 00:15:54,232
JERRY:
You asked her
to move in with you?
457
00:15:54,265 --> 00:15:57,465
I gotta stay
one step ahead of Neil.
458
00:15:57,498 --> 00:15:59,832
What if it's
Neil Armstrong?
459
00:16:01,865 --> 00:16:04,132
Then I'm going to Mars.
460
00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:06,798
What if it's Neil Diamond?
461
00:16:06,832 --> 00:16:08,165
Oh, shut up, Jerry.
Just shut up.
462
00:16:09,432 --> 00:16:11,465
All right, I gotta go back
to the hospital.
463
00:16:11,498 --> 00:16:12,732
What? To see the old guy?
464
00:16:12,765 --> 00:16:14,165
No, I got into a thing
with the son,
465
00:16:14,198 --> 00:16:15,998
and now he's laid up too.
466
00:16:16,032 --> 00:16:17,465
How old's the son?
467
00:16:17,498 --> 00:16:19,798
I think he's the same age
as the father.
468
00:16:19,832 --> 00:16:21,465
What is with this family?
469
00:16:21,498 --> 00:16:23,265
Don't know. It's like,
if one of them dies,
470
00:16:23,298 --> 00:16:24,195
the other one wants to
bench-press the casket.
471
00:16:24,195 --> 00:16:25,265
the other one wants to
bench-press the casket.
472
00:16:29,032 --> 00:16:30,665
Hey, Jerry.
473
00:16:31,265 --> 00:16:32,432
[STUTTERING]
474
00:16:32,465 --> 00:16:33,432
You cold?
475
00:16:33,465 --> 00:16:34,632
No.
[STUTTERS]
476
00:16:34,665 --> 00:16:35,765
It's them, right?
477
00:16:35,798 --> 00:16:37,598
Something wrong
your chin?
[STUTTERS]
478
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:39,765
There.
Where?
479
00:16:39,798 --> 00:16:41,298
No, no, no. Don't look.
Don't look.
480
00:16:42,765 --> 00:16:45,798
Over there.
The Dominicans.
481
00:16:45,832 --> 00:16:48,332
Aren't they supposed to be
rolling cigars?
482
00:16:48,365 --> 00:16:49,732
Well, it didn't
quite work out,
483
00:16:49,765 --> 00:16:51,898
and now I've got nothing
for them to do.
484
00:16:51,932 --> 00:16:52,898
So?
485
00:16:52,932 --> 00:16:54,195
So I taught 'em
all about Cuba,
486
00:16:54,195 --> 00:16:54,232
So I taught 'em
all about Cuba,
487
00:16:54,265 --> 00:16:56,065
and they really
took to it.
488
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:58,265
You know, Marxism,
the workers' revolution,
489
00:16:58,298 --> 00:16:59,298
the clothing.
490
00:17:00,865 --> 00:17:03,165
Boy, they seem pretty angry
about something.
491
00:17:03,198 --> 00:17:05,565
Yeah. I'm
a little worried.
492
00:17:05,598 --> 00:17:07,665
When there's no work
and the people get restless,
493
00:17:07,698 --> 00:17:09,132
who do you think
they come after?
494
00:17:09,165 --> 00:17:10,465
El presidente.
495
00:17:10,498 --> 00:17:11,965
[POUNDING
TABLE]
496
00:17:15,198 --> 00:17:16,732
I swear to you,
I didn't know
497
00:17:16,765 --> 00:17:18,465
the TV was bolted
to the table.
498
00:17:19,865 --> 00:17:21,098
I bet you pulled
that trick
499
00:17:21,132 --> 00:17:22,432
on my daddy
in Florida.
500
00:17:22,465 --> 00:17:24,195
He couldn't handle
the weight.
501
00:17:24,195 --> 00:17:24,398
He couldn't handle
the weight.
502
00:17:24,432 --> 00:17:27,598
Oh, so now you think
you're better than me?
503
00:17:27,632 --> 00:17:29,632
You think you're
better than him?
504
00:17:29,665 --> 00:17:31,398
Look, let me just state
for the record,
505
00:17:31,432 --> 00:17:34,298
I think you're both
better than me.
506
00:17:34,332 --> 00:17:35,898
Okay.
507
00:17:35,932 --> 00:17:38,132
My boys.
508
00:17:38,165 --> 00:17:39,665
My dad.
509
00:17:39,698 --> 00:17:41,232
My grandpa.
510
00:17:41,265 --> 00:17:42,898
Oh, come on.
511
00:17:42,932 --> 00:17:44,432
[WHIMPERS]
512
00:17:44,465 --> 00:17:45,798
What happened to him?
513
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:47,932
He was trying
to lift the TV.
514
00:17:47,965 --> 00:17:48,932
That TV?
515
00:17:48,965 --> 00:17:51,132
Oh, no.
516
00:17:51,965 --> 00:17:52,932
It's go time.
517
00:17:52,965 --> 00:17:54,195
[CRACK]
[MOANS]
518
00:17:54,195 --> 00:17:54,265
[CRACK]
[MOANS]
519
00:17:55,932 --> 00:17:57,565
Why didn't
anybody tell me
520
00:17:57,598 --> 00:17:59,565
it was
bolted down?
521
00:17:59,598 --> 00:18:01,598
Well, I still thought
you could do it.
522
00:18:01,632 --> 00:18:02,998
Me too.
523
00:18:03,032 --> 00:18:06,665
[IN UNISON]
Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum,
Mandelbaum.
524
00:18:06,698 --> 00:18:08,898
Fellas, fellas, fellas.
Look, I gotta go.
525
00:18:08,932 --> 00:18:10,565
Oh, yeah,
that's right, go.
526
00:18:10,598 --> 00:18:12,332
Put us all in the hospital.
527
00:18:12,365 --> 00:18:14,565
And you ruined
our business
528
00:18:14,598 --> 00:18:18,098
with all your macho
head games.
529
00:18:21,265 --> 00:18:22,665
I didn't ruin
your business.
530
00:18:22,698 --> 00:18:23,898
Yes, you did.
531
00:18:23,932 --> 00:18:24,195
There's nobody there now
at the Magic Pan
532
00:18:24,195 --> 00:18:25,632
There's nobody there now
at the Magic Pan
533
00:18:25,665 --> 00:18:27,298
to roll the crepes.
534
00:18:27,332 --> 00:18:28,598
We gotta close it up.
535
00:18:28,632 --> 00:18:30,598
Don't you hire people
to do that?
536
00:18:30,632 --> 00:18:32,965
Each crepe has to be
537
00:18:32,998 --> 00:18:35,232
hand-rolled
by a Mandelbaum.
538
00:18:35,265 --> 00:18:38,698
That's what puts the magic
in Magic Pan.
539
00:18:42,532 --> 00:18:45,098
So you just need some guys
that could roll them?
540
00:18:45,132 --> 00:18:46,598
Yeah.
541
00:18:47,665 --> 00:18:49,432
[SNAPS]
I think I can help you out.
542
00:18:49,465 --> 00:18:50,932
I'll see you later.
543
00:18:50,965 --> 00:18:53,365
Hey. I can't
see the TV.
544
00:18:55,932 --> 00:18:57,465
Here.
545
00:18:58,998 --> 00:19:01,432
You think you're better
than us, don't you?
546
00:19:01,465 --> 00:19:02,598
Huh?
547
00:19:05,865 --> 00:19:07,998
Elaine, I hope you're
watching the clothes
548
00:19:08,032 --> 00:19:11,398
because I can't take my eyes
off the passion.
549
00:19:11,432 --> 00:19:12,832
No.
550
00:19:12,865 --> 00:19:14,998
No, I-- I can't
do this anymore.
551
00:19:15,032 --> 00:19:18,498
I can't.
It's too long.
552
00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:20,565
Quit telling
your stupid story
553
00:19:20,598 --> 00:19:22,398
about the stupid desert
554
00:19:22,432 --> 00:19:24,195
and just die already.
555
00:19:24,195 --> 00:19:25,165
and just die already.
556
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:26,165
Die!
557
00:19:26,198 --> 00:19:28,565
ALL:
Shh!
558
00:19:28,598 --> 00:19:30,832
Elaine, you don't
like the movie?
559
00:19:30,865 --> 00:19:31,932
I hate it!
560
00:19:31,965 --> 00:19:32,932
ALL:
Shh!
561
00:19:32,965 --> 00:19:34,965
Oh, go to hell!
562
00:19:36,432 --> 00:19:39,398
Well, why didn't you
say so in the first place?
563
00:19:39,432 --> 00:19:40,398
You're fired.
564
00:19:40,432 --> 00:19:41,998
Great. I'll wait
for you outside.
565
00:19:45,198 --> 00:19:46,765
JERRY:
He was gonna fire you?
566
00:19:46,798 --> 00:19:48,565
Well, the only way
I could talk him out of it
567
00:19:48,598 --> 00:19:51,832
was that I agreed to go
and visit the Tunisian desert.
568
00:19:51,865 --> 00:19:53,098
Tunisia?
569
00:19:53,132 --> 00:19:54,195
That's where
they filmed the movie.
570
00:19:54,195 --> 00:19:54,665
That's where
they filmed the movie.
571
00:19:54,698 --> 00:19:56,965
It's supposed to
inspire me.
572
00:19:56,998 --> 00:19:58,332
Well, that doesn't
sound so bad.
573
00:19:58,365 --> 00:19:59,932
I have to live
in a cave.
574
00:19:59,965 --> 00:20:01,532
Oh.
575
00:20:03,365 --> 00:20:04,665
These Dominicans
really know
576
00:20:04,698 --> 00:20:06,632
their way
around a crepe, huh?
577
00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:07,798
Look at that.
578
00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:09,998
Looks like they're
rolling a Double Corona.
579
00:20:10,032 --> 00:20:13,165
Just a cigar made
out of Bisquick, huh, Guillermo?
580
00:20:14,498 --> 00:20:16,098
I'm very happy
with George.
581
00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:17,632
I'm sorry, Neil.
582
00:20:17,665 --> 00:20:19,498
It's over.
583
00:20:19,532 --> 00:20:21,198
Come on, let's just
eat our crepes.
584
00:20:24,965 --> 00:20:25,865
Ah! My face!
585
00:20:26,965 --> 00:20:27,932
Ooh!
586
00:20:27,965 --> 00:20:29,932
Ah!
Neil!
587
00:20:29,965 --> 00:20:32,198
What are they-- Why are
the crepes spraying?
588
00:20:33,365 --> 00:20:35,365
Dominicans are
rolling them too tight.
589
00:20:36,665 --> 00:20:38,798
Well. That's why
you gotta get real Cubans.
590
00:20:38,832 --> 00:20:39,965
[CLICKS TONGUE]
591
00:20:39,998 --> 00:20:40,932
[MAN SCREAMS]
592
00:20:46,532 --> 00:20:48,165
Danielle.
Where's Neil?
593
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:50,632
Is this him?
594
00:20:50,665 --> 00:20:51,898
Yeah.
595
00:20:51,932 --> 00:20:53,932
That blueberry crepe
burned him pretty badly.
596
00:20:55,198 --> 00:20:56,598
Whose cane is this?
597
00:20:56,632 --> 00:20:57,665
It's Neil's.
598
00:20:58,932 --> 00:21:00,298
Cane.
599
00:21:00,332 --> 00:21:01,332
I knew it.
600
00:21:02,865 --> 00:21:03,832
So...
601
00:21:03,865 --> 00:21:06,232
we meet at last.
602
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,165
I admire your skills...
603
00:21:08,198 --> 00:21:09,265
Mr. Peanut.
604
00:21:10,665 --> 00:21:12,798
Well, Danielle, uh,
we should get going.
605
00:21:12,832 --> 00:21:14,632
I-- I got a key
made for you.
606
00:21:14,665 --> 00:21:17,098
George, I can't
move in with you.
What?
607
00:21:17,132 --> 00:21:20,132
I'm sorry. But I'm taking
Neil to a clinic in England.
608
00:21:20,165 --> 00:21:22,265
N-no. No.
You can't leave me.
609
00:21:22,298 --> 00:21:23,965
Uh-- Marry me.
610
00:21:23,998 --> 00:21:24,195
I'll burn myself.
611
00:21:24,195 --> 00:21:24,965
I'll burn myself.
612
00:21:24,998 --> 00:21:26,132
I'll burn my parents!
613
00:21:26,165 --> 00:21:28,665
Sorry, George.
614
00:21:31,998 --> 00:21:33,465
George...
615
00:21:38,098 --> 00:21:39,665
I win.
616
00:22:03,465 --> 00:22:06,098
STEWARDESS:
Ladies and gentlemen,in just one moment
617
00:22:06,132 --> 00:22:08,732
we'll be showingour feature presentation...
618
00:22:08,765 --> 00:22:11,065
No, no, no, no, no.
619
00:22:11,098 --> 00:22:13,798
...the comedy hit,Sack Lunch,
starring Dabney Coleman.
620
00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:14,932
[GASPS HAPPILY]
621
00:22:14,965 --> 00:22:17,998
All right.
Oh, this is shaping up.
622
00:22:18,032 --> 00:22:19,098
MAN:
Excuse me, please.
623
00:22:19,132 --> 00:22:20,465
Oh, sure.
624
00:22:20,498 --> 00:22:22,432
Oh.
625
00:22:24,432 --> 00:22:26,298
Ladies and gentlemen,
626
00:22:26,332 --> 00:22:27,632
because we have been exploited
627
00:22:27,665 --> 00:22:27,942
by your Magic Pan
crepe restaurants,
628
00:22:27,942 --> 00:22:30,132
by your Magic Pan
crepe restaurants,
629
00:22:30,165 --> 00:22:33,065
we are hijacking
this plane to Cuba.
630
00:22:33,098 --> 00:22:34,765
Everyone stay in your seats.
631
00:22:34,798 --> 00:22:37,132
And shut that movie off.
632
00:22:37,165 --> 00:22:39,665
Oh, nuts.
633
00:22:41,665 --> 00:22:43,865
MANDELBAUMS [IN UNISON]:
Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum.
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