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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,333 --> 00:00:34,292 Coming up on 5:50 PM. News update at 6. 2 00:00:34,500 --> 00:00:36,375 But first the weather. 3 00:00:37,208 --> 00:00:39,000 No end in sight. 4 00:00:39,208 --> 00:00:41,917 Rain and hail continues throughout France... 5 00:00:42,708 --> 00:00:44,417 ''cheap safari'' 6 00:00:44,625 --> 00:00:46,708 17 degrees F in Paris and 10 in Nice. 7 00:00:46,917 --> 00:00:50,667 Elsewhere, a very hot summer in South Africa, 8 00:00:50,875 --> 00:00:53,042 with a record 109 degrees F in Capetown. 9 00:00:58,250 --> 00:01:00,625 Welcome to Africa, cradle of humanity. 10 00:01:00,875 --> 00:01:02,167 This is where we were born. 11 00:01:02,375 --> 00:01:05,375 My name is Richard Dacier and i'm all about Africa. 12 00:01:05,583 --> 00:01:08,458 With me and my guide, Bako, the routine is over. 13 00:01:08,667 --> 00:01:10,792 Go to the heart of the savannah. 14 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:13,625 You're expected, for the greatest of adventures: 15 00:01:14,750 --> 00:01:15,292 A safari. 16 00:01:51,625 --> 00:01:52,250 Which means, 17 00:01:52,500 --> 00:01:56,042 a Dacier Safari will hit you where you live! 18 00:02:02,583 --> 00:02:05,250 Chouchou, will you take a check? 19 00:02:07,125 --> 00:02:08,333 Outskirts of Johannesburg 20 00:02:08,583 --> 00:02:12,083 Bako will work it out. He always does, right? 21 00:02:17,875 --> 00:02:19,000 it's hot. 22 00:02:21,625 --> 00:02:23,167 it's usually hot, but now... 23 00:02:24,167 --> 00:02:25,958 it's very, very hot. 24 00:02:27,125 --> 00:02:30,958 i mean, compared to normal hot. 25 00:02:33,292 --> 00:02:34,208 What? 26 00:02:34,917 --> 00:02:36,708 Oh, i thought you... 27 00:02:41,500 --> 00:02:42,708 Hello Chouchou. 28 00:02:42,917 --> 00:02:44,292 Hi Bako. 29 00:02:50,125 --> 00:02:50,625 How much? 30 00:02:51,250 --> 00:02:52,125 $25,000. 31 00:02:56,333 --> 00:02:58,667 Could Richard and i have a minute? 32 00:02:59,083 --> 00:03:00,625 - To consider. - Right. 33 00:03:02,167 --> 00:03:03,375 Consider away. 34 00:03:09,167 --> 00:03:11,250 25 grand. How could you? 35 00:03:11,458 --> 00:03:14,417 i had a fantastic hand. Four aces. 36 00:03:14,625 --> 00:03:16,875 i was Puff Daddy, cruising. 37 00:03:17,083 --> 00:03:18,417 He had a straight with suits. 38 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:21,125 A straight flush. 39 00:03:21,333 --> 00:03:22,875 Straight "flunch"? What's that? 40 00:03:23,875 --> 00:03:24,750 They cheated. 41 00:03:25,250 --> 00:03:27,375 No. i'm a pro, with an eagle eye. 42 00:03:27,625 --> 00:03:29,167 Your eagle needs glasses. 43 00:03:29,708 --> 00:03:31,292 Cards are marked. 44 00:03:32,542 --> 00:03:33,333 Weird. 45 00:03:33,917 --> 00:03:35,875 No need to cheat to beat you. 46 00:03:42,792 --> 00:03:43,292 Well? 47 00:03:44,792 --> 00:03:47,708 Chouchou, we don't have 25. i can give you 2. 48 00:03:48,250 --> 00:03:49,250 Maybe 3. 49 00:03:49,667 --> 00:03:50,458 What do you say? 50 00:03:51,042 --> 00:03:51,958 i say he dies. 51 00:03:54,083 --> 00:03:55,625 Unless you agree 52 00:03:55,875 --> 00:03:57,250 to do a little favor 53 00:03:57,458 --> 00:03:59,208 for Monsieur Charles. 54 00:03:59,833 --> 00:04:01,292 Monsieur Charles! 55 00:04:17,042 --> 00:04:18,458 Reload! 56 00:04:20,167 --> 00:04:20,750 Pull-try! 57 00:04:28,375 --> 00:04:30,458 Glad to see you, Dacier. 58 00:04:31,417 --> 00:04:32,750 And it's not mutual! 59 00:04:38,208 --> 00:04:41,875 Listen carefully. Bring this case to a friend, 60 00:04:42,333 --> 00:04:44,458 north of Mapulanguene. 61 00:04:46,625 --> 00:04:50,542 Six miles past the Mozambique border. 62 00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:53,958 On Sunday, 63 00:04:54,167 --> 00:04:55,458 at 4PM. 64 00:05:00,750 --> 00:05:03,167 Stop playing when i talk! 65 00:05:03,375 --> 00:05:05,042 Please! 66 00:05:09,083 --> 00:05:10,875 He never lets me play! 67 00:05:11,083 --> 00:05:13,375 i want to jump out a window! 68 00:05:13,583 --> 00:05:15,542 This is the ground floor. 69 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:19,042 Sorry. She's my niece. 70 00:05:19,917 --> 00:05:21,333 Where were we? 71 00:05:21,667 --> 00:05:23,083 Sunday at 4. 72 00:05:23,417 --> 00:05:26,458 You deliver the case at 4. in exchange, 73 00:05:27,042 --> 00:05:28,958 you pick up another case. 74 00:05:29,167 --> 00:05:30,750 And what's in the case? 75 00:05:31,208 --> 00:05:32,667 Fruit bars and a bilboquet. 76 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:36,833 You really are dumb as a fence post. 77 00:05:38,417 --> 00:05:39,542 A friend of mine, 78 00:05:40,042 --> 00:05:43,792 who will sort of... supervise things. 79 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:44,583 Where is he? 80 00:05:44,792 --> 00:05:45,792 There! 81 00:05:46,667 --> 00:05:48,375 This is Ralph Becker. 82 00:05:48,625 --> 00:05:49,292 You scared me. 83 00:05:56,583 --> 00:05:58,958 Do i have to go with these clowns? 84 00:05:59,167 --> 00:06:00,375 it'll be fine. 85 00:06:00,833 --> 00:06:04,250 A bus load of tourists in shorts is perfect cover. 86 00:06:04,792 --> 00:06:07,125 if that's all, maybe we should go. 87 00:06:07,958 --> 00:06:08,833 "He" should go. 88 00:06:11,083 --> 00:06:12,667 i always guide the tourists. 89 00:06:12,917 --> 00:06:14,500 No, yeah. Yeah, he... 90 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,667 He's the safari specialist. 91 00:06:17,208 --> 00:06:18,458 i just book them. 92 00:06:18,667 --> 00:06:20,375 i haven't gone in 30 years. 93 00:06:20,750 --> 00:06:23,750 Let me go. i'll do what you want. 94 00:06:24,208 --> 00:06:25,625 Don't send Richard. 95 00:06:26,125 --> 00:06:26,542 Bako... 96 00:06:30,583 --> 00:06:33,542 i know all about your bond with Dacier. 97 00:06:34,667 --> 00:06:37,208 Your friend would do anything 98 00:06:37,458 --> 00:06:39,417 to get you back in one piece. 99 00:06:39,667 --> 00:06:40,958 Am i right? 100 00:06:48,958 --> 00:06:50,042 Bako... 101 00:06:51,375 --> 00:06:53,083 You can do it, Richard. 102 00:06:53,292 --> 00:06:56,667 Take my guide book, be careful, and heed your instinct. 103 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:58,333 i'm afraid. 104 00:06:58,542 --> 00:07:00,625 Forget that word in the bush. 105 00:07:02,542 --> 00:07:03,583 Bako, not the bush! 106 00:07:03,875 --> 00:07:06,208 No! Not the bush! Bako! 107 00:07:20,500 --> 00:07:23,458 Because of me, Bako might die. 108 00:07:30,375 --> 00:07:32,500 i'll never make it, Bernardo. 109 00:07:50,333 --> 00:07:51,750 Come on, Bernardo. 110 00:07:52,458 --> 00:07:54,333 i can't learn the bush like that. 111 00:07:56,333 --> 00:07:57,250 All right. 112 00:07:59,542 --> 00:08:01,375 Chapter one. 113 00:08:03,542 --> 00:08:05,042 Dangers of the Bush. 114 00:08:09,375 --> 00:08:10,250 The big 5: 115 00:08:10,458 --> 00:08:13,458 Lion, leopard, buffalo, rhino, elephant. 116 00:08:32,833 --> 00:08:34,000 Richard. 117 00:08:42,292 --> 00:08:42,875 Dad? 118 00:08:43,958 --> 00:08:45,917 You must help Bako. Save him. 119 00:08:46,125 --> 00:08:47,208 it's your destiny. 120 00:08:48,125 --> 00:08:50,083 You know i can't go to the bush. 121 00:08:50,542 --> 00:08:52,208 You must do it. 122 00:08:53,625 --> 00:08:55,458 And brush after every meal. 123 00:08:56,583 --> 00:08:57,083 Yes, Dad. 124 00:08:59,292 --> 00:08:59,792 Dad? 125 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:17,667 i'm going. 126 00:09:20,417 --> 00:09:23,375 No, Bernardo. Not you. it's too dangerous. 127 00:09:23,833 --> 00:09:25,542 You're just a child. 128 00:09:26,292 --> 00:09:28,083 A monkey child, but a child. 129 00:09:32,708 --> 00:09:34,000 DAD'S THiNGS 130 00:09:50,583 --> 00:09:53,458 Hi! Richard Dacier. You with the Dacier safari? 131 00:09:53,875 --> 00:09:55,542 Hakuna matata to you! 132 00:09:58,875 --> 00:10:01,333 Answer, ''Hakuna matata to you, too.'' 133 00:10:02,958 --> 00:10:03,792 You're white. 134 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,542 Black at heart, though white of skin, 135 00:10:06,750 --> 00:10:09,375 Africa is a cry that comes from within. 136 00:10:09,583 --> 00:10:11,292 This way to the bus. 137 00:10:13,750 --> 00:10:14,500 OK, ready? 138 00:10:14,708 --> 00:10:15,875 Everyone comfortable? 139 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:17,792 Oh right. 140 00:10:18,125 --> 00:10:20,083 This man took another flight. 141 00:10:20,958 --> 00:10:21,958 His name is... 142 00:10:24,375 --> 00:10:24,958 Jean. 143 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:27,167 Right. Easy to remember. 144 00:10:28,875 --> 00:10:29,458 Jean what? 145 00:10:30,333 --> 00:10:31,000 Jean. 146 00:10:31,750 --> 00:10:33,292 So it's Mr. Jean Jean. 147 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:36,458 in Beauvais i know a Hugues Hugues. Hard to say. 148 00:10:36,875 --> 00:10:37,417 Great! 149 00:10:38,667 --> 00:10:39,542 Got a middle name? 150 00:10:40,792 --> 00:10:41,333 Jean. 151 00:10:42,750 --> 00:10:43,625 To the hotel? 152 00:10:44,375 --> 00:10:46,458 No, the safari has begun. 153 00:10:46,667 --> 00:10:49,000 The welcome toast in the brochure! 154 00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:50,875 We all smell like the plane! 155 00:10:51,625 --> 00:10:52,167 i don't. 156 00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:54,625 Except Missy. Who wants a shower? 157 00:10:55,542 --> 00:10:56,875 All right. 158 00:10:57,083 --> 00:10:59,208 Drinks, showers. But quickly. 159 00:11:03,083 --> 00:11:04,958 - Dacier, i got a feeling. - Yeah? 160 00:11:05,208 --> 00:11:06,333 No A/C, right? 161 00:11:06,542 --> 00:11:10,375 No. if i turn it on, the motor stalls. 162 00:11:11,458 --> 00:11:13,167 Mr. Dacier, on your web site 163 00:11:13,375 --> 00:11:16,583 you speak a curious language. What dialect is it? 164 00:11:22,125 --> 00:11:23,167 it's Woolite. 165 00:11:24,333 --> 00:11:26,417 Waoolite. 166 00:11:27,333 --> 00:11:29,333 Do they study it in colleges? 167 00:11:29,667 --> 00:11:31,792 No, in the field. it's complicated. 168 00:11:42,875 --> 00:11:44,750 The peanuts taste like cold cuts. 169 00:11:45,833 --> 00:11:47,000 Mine is the opposite. 170 00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:49,250 Yes, Mom. i've arrived. 171 00:11:50,417 --> 00:11:51,875 No, don't worry. 172 00:11:53,417 --> 00:11:54,583 Not yet. 173 00:11:55,875 --> 00:11:57,167 My Fanta is warm. 174 00:11:57,625 --> 00:11:59,500 it's not Fanta. it's Banga. 175 00:11:59,750 --> 00:12:01,333 My Banga is warm. 176 00:12:01,583 --> 00:12:03,833 it's served warm here. Tradition. 177 00:12:04,667 --> 00:12:06,667 What's the matter, Jean Jean Jean? 178 00:12:07,125 --> 00:12:08,958 Sorry, you look like a dead fish. 179 00:12:09,167 --> 00:12:10,833 Have i seen you before? 180 00:12:11,333 --> 00:12:12,500 No. i don't think so. 181 00:12:13,250 --> 00:12:14,208 Must be mistaken. 182 00:12:14,417 --> 00:12:16,667 Everyone, party's over! 183 00:12:16,875 --> 00:12:17,792 What party? 184 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,292 Everybody here? 185 00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:20,958 No, Benoit is missing. 186 00:12:25,250 --> 00:12:27,208 it's the... warm Banga. 187 00:12:45,583 --> 00:12:47,042 - Mr. Dacier? - Yes? 188 00:12:47,292 --> 00:12:50,583 Can we be sure this safari will encounter the big 5? 189 00:12:51,625 --> 00:12:54,042 Right, the big 5. i know, i know. 190 00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:55,375 it's not orals! 191 00:12:55,583 --> 00:12:56,917 But i know the big 5. 192 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,667 Buffalo, elephant, rhino, 193 00:12:59,917 --> 00:13:02,125 lion... and leopard. 194 00:13:03,833 --> 00:13:04,708 Really want to? 195 00:13:05,458 --> 00:13:08,500 No! The goal of a safari is to avoid animals. 196 00:13:08,708 --> 00:13:12,417 Worst case, we could fall back on the little 4. 197 00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:14,417 The big 4? What's that? 198 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,750 The 4 smallest creatures in the bush. 199 00:13:18,375 --> 00:13:19,708 Caterpillar, greenfly, 200 00:13:20,417 --> 00:13:22,292 mites and lice. 201 00:13:22,875 --> 00:13:26,458 Faced with a lion, how should one behave? 202 00:13:26,875 --> 00:13:29,917 Oh, faced with... the king of beasts? 203 00:13:32,250 --> 00:13:33,875 The master, predator... 204 00:13:34,792 --> 00:13:35,500 The boss. 205 00:13:35,875 --> 00:13:37,042 - The owner. - The lion! 206 00:13:37,833 --> 00:13:41,500 Right, the lion. With a lion, which can be pretty mean, 207 00:13:41,917 --> 00:13:42,917 well, 208 00:13:43,625 --> 00:13:44,250 you... 209 00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:45,750 Never turn your back. 210 00:13:46,875 --> 00:13:47,833 Right, that's it. 211 00:13:48,042 --> 00:13:50,042 Don't turn around. That's it. 212 00:13:50,667 --> 00:13:52,458 And baring your teeth is hostile. 213 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,000 Right. No teeth. 214 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,792 if it attacks us anyway? 215 00:13:56,583 --> 00:13:57,208 Why would it? 216 00:13:57,458 --> 00:14:00,083 if we get a lion who doesn't know the rules. 217 00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:02,292 Lie down and play dead. 218 00:14:03,083 --> 00:14:04,750 Are boas dangerous? 219 00:14:06,667 --> 00:14:07,667 Bows? 220 00:14:08,917 --> 00:14:09,500 No. 221 00:14:09,958 --> 00:14:12,458 Well, depends on the bow. But usually not. 222 00:14:12,708 --> 00:14:14,458 There are different boas? 223 00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:16,750 Of course. Ribbons. 224 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,125 Arrows, violins... 225 00:14:18,333 --> 00:14:19,958 She means a bo-a. 226 00:14:21,625 --> 00:14:24,625 Oh! Right, the boa, well... 227 00:14:24,833 --> 00:14:27,250 Well that's... i mean, look out! 228 00:14:27,583 --> 00:14:30,042 No danger. Unprovoked, boas don't attack. 229 00:14:30,333 --> 00:14:32,750 Exactly. Look out, no danger at all. 230 00:14:44,042 --> 00:14:45,000 Look, zebras! 231 00:14:45,208 --> 00:14:46,375 - Where? - Near the tree! 232 00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:47,500 Can we stop? 233 00:14:47,708 --> 00:14:49,250 Too dangerous in herds. 234 00:14:49,458 --> 00:14:51,333 - There's only 2. - 2 is a herd. 235 00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:52,750 Dacier, you scared? 236 00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:54,667 Stop, we take pictures. 237 00:14:55,125 --> 00:14:57,833 Take the pictures, but stay with the vehicle. 238 00:15:11,667 --> 00:15:15,417 Mr. Becker, if you don't mind, could you get out a second? 239 00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:19,833 Mix with the group, be a tourist. Make an effort. 240 00:15:20,750 --> 00:15:22,458 i don't like tourists. 241 00:15:26,750 --> 00:15:28,083 it's out of focus. 242 00:15:30,833 --> 00:15:31,917 Mr. Dacier! 243 00:15:32,167 --> 00:15:33,917 Take a picture of me and my wife? 244 00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:35,792 You're too close! Careful. 245 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,958 No risk. They're like ponies. 246 00:15:38,208 --> 00:15:39,500 Ponies aren't zebras. 247 00:15:39,708 --> 00:15:42,375 Cats aren't cheetahs, sardines aren't sharks! 248 00:15:42,583 --> 00:15:44,792 Be nice, come take a picture. 249 00:15:45,042 --> 00:15:46,042 i got you. 250 00:15:46,292 --> 00:15:47,625 Use the zoom. 251 00:15:51,125 --> 00:15:53,542 Dacier! Over there. 252 00:15:56,125 --> 00:15:57,667 We're being attacked! 253 00:15:57,875 --> 00:15:59,667 - What's that? - Blueball monkeys. 254 00:16:00,208 --> 00:16:01,167 Why that name? 255 00:16:01,375 --> 00:16:02,958 Use the zoom. 256 00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:05,292 They're ransacking the bus! 257 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:09,333 Wait! After they steal, they sometimes clean up. 258 00:16:09,542 --> 00:16:12,667 They cleaned us out. i'll sue, monkey or not. 259 00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:14,250 They ate my toothpaste. 260 00:16:17,917 --> 00:16:20,125 - Didn't clean up. - Guess not. 261 00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:21,042 Sorry. 262 00:16:22,167 --> 00:16:24,458 - i'm so sorry. - What a mess! 263 00:16:24,958 --> 00:16:26,042 i can see that. 264 00:16:30,333 --> 00:16:31,917 - They slapped me. - Really? 265 00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:35,167 There's one still there! Bastard! 266 00:16:35,375 --> 00:16:37,250 Relax, they're gone Becker. 267 00:16:38,833 --> 00:16:40,792 You called Jean Jean ''Becker''? 268 00:16:45,083 --> 00:16:45,958 No, i said, 269 00:16:46,167 --> 00:16:47,875 ''it's OK, they're gone... 270 00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:50,167 ''Becare.'' 271 00:16:52,167 --> 00:16:54,417 From the verb ''to becare,'' 272 00:16:56,167 --> 00:16:57,417 meaning... 273 00:16:58,042 --> 00:16:59,750 ''to share food.'' 274 00:17:05,042 --> 00:17:07,667 Let's go! We have to be at base camp by evening. 275 00:17:08,417 --> 00:17:10,250 - i got everything. - Great. 276 00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:15,375 Oh no, i can't believe it. They stole my Amex. 277 00:17:15,583 --> 00:17:17,667 - The one with Flying Blue miles? - Yeah. 278 00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:19,542 Only natural. 279 00:17:19,750 --> 00:17:22,417 - Why? - it's their favorite color. 280 00:17:24,375 --> 00:17:26,167 it was a joke, Bertrand. 281 00:17:26,667 --> 00:17:29,750 Right. i know, i got it. 282 00:17:30,708 --> 00:17:32,833 Anyway, they don't have my PiN. 283 00:17:35,625 --> 00:17:37,250 it was a joke, Magalie. 284 00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:39,000 i know, i got it. 285 00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:33,500 Mr. Dacier, 286 00:18:33,958 --> 00:18:35,917 what do we do about..? 287 00:18:36,250 --> 00:18:36,792 About? 288 00:18:37,792 --> 00:18:38,875 Relieving ourselves. 289 00:18:40,792 --> 00:18:42,708 Behind those trees, i guess. 290 00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:44,208 Don't go too far. 291 00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:45,458 All right. 292 00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:47,958 What is it, crocodile? 293 00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:50,292 No. Antelope, maybe. 294 00:18:51,167 --> 00:18:53,292 it's solid, very solid. 295 00:18:53,583 --> 00:18:54,917 Hyena, maybe. 296 00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:57,167 No. Mr. Dacier, what is it? 297 00:18:58,167 --> 00:18:59,708 Oscar Meyer weiners. 298 00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:03,125 What's for dessert? 299 00:19:03,583 --> 00:19:05,333 Animal crackers. 300 00:19:10,708 --> 00:19:11,917 Want some? 301 00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:13,292 i love to becare. 302 00:19:18,292 --> 00:19:19,708 Not staying with us? 303 00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:22,042 With you? No. 304 00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:27,750 Strange guy. 305 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,375 Not a word all night. 306 00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:32,792 The heat gets to him. He sweats from his nostrils. 307 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:33,542 Disgusting. 308 00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:35,167 Fire's warm. 309 00:19:59,000 --> 00:19:59,625 Playing cards? 310 00:20:01,208 --> 00:20:03,250 Feel like playing some poker? 311 00:20:03,667 --> 00:20:06,417 i don't like poker. i prefer magic. 312 00:20:06,958 --> 00:20:08,292 Do a trick for us? 313 00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:09,792 That's fun. 314 00:20:12,625 --> 00:20:13,875 Fantastic. 315 00:20:14,083 --> 00:20:15,083 The king's the father. 316 00:20:16,208 --> 00:20:16,833 The son is the jack. 317 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,750 The goal's to find the father. 318 00:20:23,833 --> 00:20:24,750 Right there. 319 00:20:27,917 --> 00:20:28,417 Once again. 320 00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:32,500 He must be there. 321 00:20:38,667 --> 00:20:40,042 Where is the father? 322 00:20:40,833 --> 00:20:41,750 Nowhere. 323 00:20:44,458 --> 00:20:47,083 And you two? How did you meet? 324 00:20:47,583 --> 00:20:49,000 - Bowling. - Baptism. 325 00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:53,500 A baptism that took place in a bowling alley. 326 00:20:53,750 --> 00:20:55,625 The parents are great bowlers. 327 00:20:55,833 --> 00:20:57,292 So they had it there. 328 00:20:57,500 --> 00:20:59,583 it was love at first sight. 329 00:20:59,833 --> 00:21:03,667 Soon as i laid eyes on her, i knew she was the one for me. 330 00:21:04,750 --> 00:21:06,500 No matter what the obstacles. 331 00:21:26,375 --> 00:21:28,750 Ever since that day, i knew 332 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:32,667 who i was waiting for, hoping for. 333 00:21:35,125 --> 00:21:36,083 Beautiful. 334 00:21:36,875 --> 00:21:38,125 Very romantic. 335 00:21:38,375 --> 00:21:39,583 And you? 336 00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:41,292 Me? 337 00:21:42,292 --> 00:21:42,917 i got a strike. 338 00:21:44,417 --> 00:21:46,500 i played with cheetahs! 339 00:21:48,917 --> 00:21:51,500 Don't laugh, i feel like we've met before. 340 00:21:52,125 --> 00:21:53,833 - No, we haven't. - We have. 341 00:21:54,083 --> 00:21:57,000 - You're an ER nurse. - No, that's not me. 342 00:21:58,875 --> 00:21:59,500 What did i say? 343 00:21:59,708 --> 00:22:02,000 it's true! i played with cheetahs! 344 00:22:02,208 --> 00:22:03,125 Great, Benoit. 345 00:22:03,333 --> 00:22:06,333 Tomorrow we leave at six. Five AM wake-up call. 346 00:22:06,583 --> 00:22:08,333 - Five?! - Five-fifteen. 347 00:22:08,958 --> 00:22:10,500 Great! We sleep in! 348 00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:16,333 There were 2 of them. 349 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,792 Unbelievable. 350 00:22:36,292 --> 00:22:37,250 Bertrand? 351 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,667 Could you look elsewhere while i undress? 352 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,125 Where? 353 00:22:43,333 --> 00:22:46,250 North-northwest. Opposite way from my tits. 354 00:22:52,833 --> 00:22:54,083 Where you from? 355 00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:56,667 Peyrat-le-Chateau. 356 00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:58,000 You know it? 357 00:22:58,792 --> 00:23:00,250 Never heard of it. 358 00:23:00,625 --> 00:23:02,333 You must know Beauvais. 359 00:23:02,833 --> 00:23:04,125 i've heard the name. 360 00:23:04,333 --> 00:23:09,167 They often speak of the Bay of Rio, Bali, Venice... 361 00:23:09,708 --> 00:23:13,583 i truly feel Beauvais is among the world's most beautiful places. 362 00:23:15,167 --> 00:23:17,292 That's at the Y, when i was a kid. 363 00:23:20,333 --> 00:23:22,458 That's the National Tapestry Center. 364 00:23:22,708 --> 00:23:25,917 See that smokestack? Sopalin paper factory. Know Sopalin? 365 00:23:26,125 --> 00:23:26,917 Of course. 366 00:23:27,125 --> 00:23:28,750 They make it in Beauvais. 367 00:23:30,333 --> 00:23:32,542 You're so in love with your town. 368 00:23:32,750 --> 00:23:34,458 Why did you come to Africa? 369 00:23:35,833 --> 00:23:37,667 For the adventure. 370 00:23:38,333 --> 00:23:40,417 When the impala is born, 371 00:23:40,625 --> 00:23:42,917 he has only 15 minutes to stand 372 00:23:43,250 --> 00:23:45,250 or he may be devoured 373 00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:47,083 by savannah predators. 374 00:23:47,292 --> 00:23:49,333 Fifteen minutes! incredible, huh? 375 00:23:49,542 --> 00:23:51,833 These books were a great idea. Thanks. 376 00:23:52,333 --> 00:23:53,458 if someone told me, 377 00:23:54,083 --> 00:23:56,583 you'd be here on your 32nd birthday... 378 00:23:56,792 --> 00:23:58,833 - 35th. - Right. 379 00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:02,583 - Our Benoit, surgeon-to-be! - Not yet. 380 00:24:03,167 --> 00:24:05,375 My first operation will be right here. 381 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,833 - in the garden? - No, the hospital. 382 00:24:08,792 --> 00:24:12,042 in my home town. Beauvais. The best place on earth. 383 00:24:12,417 --> 00:24:14,083 Yeah, we know. 384 00:24:14,292 --> 00:24:16,583 And our last gift. 385 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,583 This is too much. 386 00:24:28,375 --> 00:24:29,667 An African safari? 387 00:24:29,875 --> 00:24:30,708 A great trip. 388 00:24:31,542 --> 00:24:32,958 i travel through books. 389 00:24:34,917 --> 00:24:37,375 Look, you read Africa, india, China! 390 00:24:37,583 --> 00:24:39,875 Stop reading the world, see it! 391 00:24:40,083 --> 00:24:42,042 You're 35, stuck to the couch. 392 00:24:42,250 --> 00:24:43,625 Go to Africa! Fuck! 393 00:24:44,333 --> 00:24:45,292 Watch your language. 394 00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:47,667 We're going to the Pezet's in Saint-Tropez! 395 00:24:51,083 --> 00:24:53,042 Next year, i'll go to Chile. 396 00:24:53,542 --> 00:24:54,917 Must be nice. 397 00:24:55,833 --> 00:24:57,292 Must be. 398 00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:01,583 What was that? 399 00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:04,625 Please. 400 00:25:08,208 --> 00:25:09,458 That. 401 00:25:10,333 --> 00:25:11,875 Please. 402 00:25:13,792 --> 00:25:15,250 it's nothing, kill it. 403 00:25:15,458 --> 00:25:17,000 - You sure? - No danger. 404 00:25:27,042 --> 00:25:28,667 Sorry, Jean Jean, 405 00:25:28,875 --> 00:25:30,375 it was an egg-bearer. 406 00:25:30,583 --> 00:25:33,125 When you kill her, the young scatter. 407 00:25:33,333 --> 00:25:35,583 They enter through your orifices. 408 00:25:35,833 --> 00:25:37,417 Sleep with your pants on? 409 00:25:39,458 --> 00:25:41,333 But some got up my nose. 410 00:25:43,958 --> 00:25:46,167 Morning. Sleep well? 411 00:25:46,417 --> 00:25:48,667 Come here, i have an announcement. 412 00:25:48,875 --> 00:25:50,167 i have a little surprise for you. 413 00:25:50,375 --> 00:25:51,958 Today, we're going to... 414 00:25:52,167 --> 00:25:53,292 Mozambique! 415 00:26:05,500 --> 00:26:08,875 Listen up, everyone. i have a little surprise. 416 00:26:09,250 --> 00:26:12,500 All right. Today we're making a side trip to... 417 00:26:12,708 --> 00:26:14,750 The Faundo village, right? 418 00:26:14,958 --> 00:26:18,458 it's in the brochure. Faundo village. No surprise. 419 00:26:21,875 --> 00:26:23,792 Oh, right. The village. 420 00:26:24,333 --> 00:26:25,625 What kind of village? 421 00:26:26,833 --> 00:26:28,458 A Faundo village. 422 00:26:30,333 --> 00:26:33,917 it's in the heart of the savannah, 400 miles from Johannesburg. 423 00:26:34,125 --> 00:26:37,500 A village untouched by civilization and decadence, 424 00:26:37,750 --> 00:26:40,292 despite frenetic globalization. 425 00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:43,542 The Faundos. Having preserved their ancestral soul, 426 00:26:43,750 --> 00:26:47,458 this primitive people is immune to modern temptations. 427 00:26:48,417 --> 00:26:50,208 - Momo. - What? 428 00:26:50,417 --> 00:26:51,458 Nothing wrong? 429 00:26:51,667 --> 00:26:55,375 What? i'm fine there. Gathering fruit, looking exhausted. 430 00:26:55,583 --> 00:26:56,917 What's that? 431 00:27:00,083 --> 00:27:01,083 Enough. 432 00:27:01,333 --> 00:27:02,625 Two weeks ago, Nikes. 433 00:27:02,958 --> 00:27:05,958 Now it's the boxers. What's next, a Herm"e"s scarf? 434 00:27:09,667 --> 00:27:12,292 Jawal, when Wemb"e"'s carrying corn, 435 00:27:12,583 --> 00:27:14,458 get in there beside him! 436 00:27:15,125 --> 00:27:17,500 Azaan, don't laugh. When goats stray, 437 00:27:17,917 --> 00:27:20,167 it's a problem. Lead them to the side. 438 00:27:20,375 --> 00:27:22,583 i keep telling you. One more thing: 439 00:27:23,292 --> 00:27:24,875 Turn off your cell phones! 440 00:27:25,625 --> 00:27:27,958 The Faundo village, stands forgotten 441 00:27:28,333 --> 00:27:29,625 in a hi-tech world. 442 00:27:29,833 --> 00:27:31,833 Wow! Sounds so typical! 443 00:27:32,458 --> 00:27:33,000 Let's go. 444 00:27:33,500 --> 00:27:36,292 it is nice. Really a nice village. 445 00:27:36,500 --> 00:27:39,750 But now that i know you, i think i know what you need. 446 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,792 i have something just for you. 447 00:27:42,292 --> 00:27:43,792 A slight change of schedule, 448 00:27:44,083 --> 00:27:46,000 and we can make a side trip to... 449 00:27:46,958 --> 00:27:47,417 Excuse me. 450 00:27:50,708 --> 00:27:53,125 Dacier, it's Max from Africa Tours! 451 00:27:53,333 --> 00:27:55,292 The Travel Office is watching you. 452 00:27:55,500 --> 00:27:58,250 There are moles in your group! I got to go. 453 00:28:01,042 --> 00:28:02,083 To? 454 00:28:03,708 --> 00:28:04,792 There are two seats for you. 455 00:28:05,667 --> 00:28:08,208 You were interrupted. A side trip to... 456 00:28:09,292 --> 00:28:11,500 Right, too far. 457 00:28:12,167 --> 00:28:14,083 A side trip too far? 458 00:28:15,917 --> 00:28:17,708 How do you feel about moles? 459 00:28:18,292 --> 00:28:20,333 Moles? What are you getting at? 460 00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:22,292 Neither do i. 461 00:28:22,500 --> 00:28:25,458 Why? We're going to see moles? is that it? 462 00:28:26,083 --> 00:28:28,042 Unless the moles see us. 463 00:28:28,833 --> 00:28:30,083 Not knowing we know! 464 00:28:31,042 --> 00:28:34,250 While watching, and not telling us that they're watching us. 465 00:28:34,750 --> 00:28:35,833 African proverb? 466 00:28:36,250 --> 00:28:38,500 Are you OK? You look stressed out. 467 00:28:41,542 --> 00:28:42,750 Excuse me... 468 00:28:49,333 --> 00:28:51,667 No good... 469 00:28:55,750 --> 00:28:57,333 i get to Mozambique 470 00:28:57,750 --> 00:28:58,708 or i lose Bako. 471 00:28:59,167 --> 00:29:01,458 With the Faundo, there are moles. 472 00:29:01,667 --> 00:29:03,125 Who's he talking to? 473 00:29:03,458 --> 00:29:04,750 His engine. 474 00:29:06,250 --> 00:29:07,583 is that normal? 475 00:29:08,250 --> 00:29:09,125 For men, yeah. 476 00:29:10,625 --> 00:29:13,833 The briefcase. What if i lost it? Right. 477 00:29:14,042 --> 00:29:17,417 Hi, Monsieur Charles. i lost the briefcase. 478 00:29:17,917 --> 00:29:21,750 He'd never believe me. And then there's Becker. 479 00:29:31,708 --> 00:29:34,750 OK, whatever you want. it's your money. 480 00:29:35,125 --> 00:29:36,625 Fine, bye. 481 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,625 Change of plans! 482 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,625 Guess who's coming to see us! 483 00:29:44,792 --> 00:29:46,000 Dacier! 484 00:30:00,375 --> 00:30:03,167 it's so beautiful. And so typical! 485 00:30:04,208 --> 00:30:05,417 - Can we talk? - Sure. 486 00:30:06,750 --> 00:30:09,333 Hi, i'm Benoit Solanse from Beauvais. 487 00:30:09,542 --> 00:30:11,458 But they won't understand. 488 00:30:18,333 --> 00:30:19,750 - What is it? - Pillagers. 489 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:22,583 Pillagers! 490 00:30:32,042 --> 00:30:34,792 is it Ringling Bros. all day or we get breaks? 491 00:30:53,042 --> 00:30:54,250 Don't panic. 492 00:30:54,458 --> 00:30:56,083 it means, ''Hands up.'' 493 00:30:56,292 --> 00:30:57,417 No, no breaks. 494 00:30:59,625 --> 00:31:01,625 - You told them hands up? - i did? 495 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:02,833 Who are they? 496 00:31:03,375 --> 00:31:04,917 Pillagers. They're pillaging us. 497 00:31:05,417 --> 00:31:06,625 They have blue balls, too? 498 00:31:09,042 --> 00:31:09,875 is it Waoolite? 499 00:31:11,458 --> 00:31:12,042 Yeah. 500 00:31:12,417 --> 00:31:13,625 Go talk to them. 501 00:31:14,167 --> 00:31:15,958 OK, i'm going. 502 00:31:27,417 --> 00:31:28,458 Pinch me. 503 00:31:28,667 --> 00:31:29,750 Dacier! 504 00:31:31,250 --> 00:31:33,417 in the bush. You vaccinated? 505 00:31:33,958 --> 00:31:34,750 Don't overact. 506 00:31:35,125 --> 00:31:37,000 i'm not! We're so believable. 507 00:31:37,208 --> 00:31:41,500 i went to dramatic arts school! At age 11, i could do Moli"e"re! 508 00:31:41,875 --> 00:31:45,167 Look, just do what we said on the phone. 509 00:31:45,375 --> 00:31:47,000 Get the briefcase off the bus, 510 00:31:47,208 --> 00:31:49,583 from the jumpy guy with pimples. 511 00:31:49,792 --> 00:31:51,000 Then get out of here. 512 00:32:00,458 --> 00:32:03,375 This is it. My life is passing before my eyes. 513 00:32:03,625 --> 00:32:05,958 Please, send my remains to Beauvais! 514 00:32:08,750 --> 00:32:09,583 You. 515 00:32:10,167 --> 00:32:11,417 Money. 516 00:32:11,625 --> 00:32:14,375 if you tear her clothes off, 517 00:32:14,750 --> 00:32:16,167 and play with her body... 518 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,833 i mean, just in case. 519 00:32:20,042 --> 00:32:22,292 You not work video club 520 00:32:22,708 --> 00:32:23,833 in Dulban? 521 00:32:24,042 --> 00:32:25,500 i can't believe it. 522 00:32:28,875 --> 00:32:31,250 You, mini-shit, you have the case? 523 00:32:31,500 --> 00:32:32,583 Give it to me! 524 00:32:34,625 --> 00:32:36,583 - Drop them. - What are you doing? 525 00:32:37,083 --> 00:32:37,708 Saving us, asshole. 526 00:32:38,167 --> 00:32:39,958 - Becker! - ''Becker''! i knew it! 527 00:32:42,750 --> 00:32:44,125 Your friend is crazy! 528 00:32:44,417 --> 00:32:45,042 Hold this, bitch. 529 00:32:45,375 --> 00:32:48,125 Hey, i'm a student. Sophomore, economics! 530 00:32:48,417 --> 00:32:49,000 He is! 531 00:32:49,208 --> 00:32:50,792 You're not a mini-shit. 532 00:32:53,500 --> 00:32:54,375 They're blanks. 533 00:32:55,083 --> 00:32:55,833 Yeah. No! 534 00:32:56,208 --> 00:32:57,583 Maybe they're Supermen. 535 00:32:57,917 --> 00:32:59,125 What is this shit? 536 00:32:59,500 --> 00:33:00,875 i don't know anymore. 537 00:33:01,625 --> 00:33:04,000 Jean Jean, you should scratch yourself. 538 00:33:04,208 --> 00:33:04,708 Shut up. 539 00:33:05,542 --> 00:33:07,833 Everyone on the bus. Now. 540 00:33:08,167 --> 00:33:09,125 Now! 541 00:33:12,083 --> 00:33:13,000 Get out of here. 542 00:33:17,500 --> 00:33:18,583 You're finished. 543 00:33:18,875 --> 00:33:21,583 - Tour license revoked. - You're the moles. 544 00:33:21,792 --> 00:33:24,375 Once in Paris, my report will destroy you! 545 00:33:24,583 --> 00:33:25,917 if you ever get there. 546 00:33:26,125 --> 00:33:27,167 You drive! 547 00:33:27,375 --> 00:33:28,625 - Why? - Shut up! 548 00:33:28,833 --> 00:33:29,667 OK, Jean Jean Jean. 549 00:33:29,917 --> 00:33:31,458 Becker, dufus! 550 00:33:32,583 --> 00:33:34,167 Becker Dufus. Good name. 551 00:33:35,833 --> 00:33:36,625 Get this straight. 552 00:33:36,833 --> 00:33:39,625 My name's not Jean. i'm Ralph Becker. 553 00:33:39,833 --> 00:33:43,583 And i have business with you in Mozambique, as a tourist. 554 00:33:43,917 --> 00:33:45,875 Once it's over, go fuck yourselves. 555 00:33:46,750 --> 00:33:49,583 Anybody makes a move on me, 556 00:33:49,833 --> 00:33:50,625 i'll kill him. 557 00:33:50,875 --> 00:33:53,083 So smile. We're crossing the border. 558 00:33:53,917 --> 00:33:56,417 And there is no briefcase, got it? 559 00:33:57,333 --> 00:33:58,583 i didn't hear you! 560 00:34:21,333 --> 00:34:22,958 Turn the engine off. 561 00:34:26,958 --> 00:34:28,417 Hello, Officer. 562 00:34:28,625 --> 00:34:30,833 We'd like to visit your great land, 563 00:34:31,042 --> 00:34:34,000 to glimpse the 1001 wonders of the pearl of Africa! 564 00:34:34,208 --> 00:34:35,625 You talk a lot. 565 00:34:36,500 --> 00:34:38,167 Everybody out. 566 00:34:57,250 --> 00:34:58,917 Nothing to declare? 567 00:34:59,792 --> 00:35:01,917 No, Mr. Briefcase. 568 00:35:02,583 --> 00:35:03,167 Briefcase? 569 00:35:03,500 --> 00:35:05,125 No! Pencil case. 570 00:35:05,333 --> 00:35:07,917 - He said toothpaste. - Sounded more like pillow case. 571 00:35:08,125 --> 00:35:08,833 Fast pace? 572 00:35:09,083 --> 00:35:10,167 Chevy Chase? 573 00:35:10,375 --> 00:35:11,750 Shut up! 574 00:35:25,125 --> 00:35:26,125 You! 575 00:35:27,583 --> 00:35:29,583 Not your 1st time in Mozambique. 576 00:35:29,833 --> 00:35:31,333 Yes, it is. i swear. 577 00:35:32,083 --> 00:35:33,667 You sell calendars? 578 00:35:35,292 --> 00:35:37,167 We all have a double somewhere. 579 00:35:37,375 --> 00:35:39,000 Like my butcher. 580 00:35:39,208 --> 00:35:41,708 His double is Madonna. Without the mustache. 581 00:35:42,250 --> 00:35:43,000 Sir? 582 00:35:43,708 --> 00:35:45,625 You dropped your wallet. 583 00:35:55,542 --> 00:35:57,167 All right, you can go. 584 00:36:22,083 --> 00:36:24,625 What did i say? No stopping! 585 00:36:24,833 --> 00:36:27,250 There's something in the way. A radar gun? 586 00:36:27,458 --> 00:36:28,667 A camcorder. 587 00:36:28,875 --> 00:36:31,458 Maybe security, to get evidence on the blueballs. 588 00:36:31,667 --> 00:36:33,042 Weird. 589 00:36:33,375 --> 00:36:34,417 Dacier, 590 00:36:35,583 --> 00:36:36,792 go get it. 591 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,208 The tall grass. i'm wearing shorts. 592 00:36:39,500 --> 00:36:40,375 Go. 593 00:37:06,875 --> 00:37:08,667 A Japanese guy, all alone. 594 00:37:09,167 --> 00:37:10,417 Deep in the bush? 595 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:12,667 Out of my way. 596 00:37:22,750 --> 00:37:25,125 The Japanese and their pictures. 597 00:37:25,792 --> 00:37:29,042 Not very bright. Getting done in by an elephant. 598 00:37:32,750 --> 00:37:33,417 The same one. 599 00:37:34,042 --> 00:37:35,750 He knows we know what he did. 600 00:37:36,042 --> 00:37:37,583 He wants no witnesses. 601 00:37:42,583 --> 00:37:43,625 Drive, or i'll shoot! 602 00:37:43,917 --> 00:37:44,667 it will charge us! 603 00:37:45,500 --> 00:37:46,875 He wants to rub the bus. 604 00:37:47,292 --> 00:37:49,042 Maybe he thinks it's a female. 605 00:37:49,250 --> 00:37:50,458 Stay calm. 606 00:37:51,042 --> 00:37:53,583 - Like he wasn't there. - i can't. 607 00:37:55,583 --> 00:37:58,500 Relax. Here's what we do. 608 00:37:58,708 --> 00:38:00,333 Don't stare, or turn around. 609 00:38:01,958 --> 00:38:02,875 Don't bare your teeth. 610 00:38:03,458 --> 00:38:05,792 - it's not a lion. - Animals swap info. 611 00:38:06,042 --> 00:38:07,208 He'll turn us over. 612 00:38:10,875 --> 00:38:12,667 He can't know me, he can't. 613 00:38:19,125 --> 00:38:20,417 Don't move. 614 00:38:25,958 --> 00:38:28,125 i don't want him to touch me! 615 00:38:28,542 --> 00:38:29,250 Don't move! 616 00:38:32,208 --> 00:38:34,250 Get him away, Dacier! 617 00:38:36,167 --> 00:38:37,667 Get him away! 618 00:38:46,167 --> 00:38:47,458 He's sucking him! 619 00:38:48,208 --> 00:38:49,875 Leave me alone, please. 620 00:38:59,958 --> 00:39:01,750 Drive, Benoit! Drive! 621 00:39:03,333 --> 00:39:06,167 Let's go, fast. First gear, second, third! 622 00:39:13,958 --> 00:39:15,583 - Strange. - What? 623 00:39:15,833 --> 00:39:17,500 The scenery's not moving. 624 00:39:23,625 --> 00:39:25,583 Dacier! Do something! 625 00:39:26,500 --> 00:39:28,125 i'll talk to him. 626 00:39:33,125 --> 00:39:34,875 Put it down! Down! 627 00:39:35,083 --> 00:39:37,583 That's not yours! Go away! 628 00:39:39,167 --> 00:39:40,125 Go away! 629 00:39:42,542 --> 00:39:44,792 - Any sandwiches? - You want to eat now? 630 00:39:45,292 --> 00:39:45,792 Drop it! 631 00:39:49,667 --> 00:39:50,667 Go away! 632 00:39:51,167 --> 00:39:51,958 Come on, Dumbo! 633 00:39:58,125 --> 00:39:59,375 Go, Benoit! 634 00:39:59,625 --> 00:40:01,417 Don't bother saying thank you. 635 00:40:08,667 --> 00:40:10,417 Want a kleenex? 636 00:40:10,792 --> 00:40:11,625 Stop. 637 00:40:11,833 --> 00:40:12,958 Stop! 638 00:40:14,208 --> 00:40:15,583 Everyone out! 639 00:40:27,875 --> 00:40:30,917 Faster! Move it! 640 00:40:32,417 --> 00:40:34,083 Line up in front of me. 641 00:40:38,667 --> 00:40:39,833 Hang on, 642 00:40:40,917 --> 00:40:42,125 they're not involved. 643 00:40:42,375 --> 00:40:44,208 i didn't say a word, right? 644 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,292 You can't kill us, just like that. 645 00:40:47,542 --> 00:40:50,292 i always found you nice. Very open to others. 646 00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:51,208 Turn around! 647 00:40:51,750 --> 00:40:53,000 Mr. Becker, 648 00:40:53,458 --> 00:40:55,417 i'm a doctor. Let me help. 649 00:40:56,167 --> 00:40:57,750 it starts in childhood. 650 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,083 Violent parents, peer pressure. 651 00:41:00,583 --> 00:41:01,750 No girlfriend? 652 00:41:02,125 --> 00:41:03,458 i see your discomfort. 653 00:41:04,542 --> 00:41:05,333 We'll talk. 654 00:41:05,792 --> 00:41:07,542 i said turn around! 655 00:41:08,583 --> 00:41:09,625 Why? 656 00:41:13,792 --> 00:41:15,167 We're all dead. 657 00:41:16,625 --> 00:41:18,250 i got to take a piss! 658 00:41:20,542 --> 00:41:23,500 You are all so fucking stupid. 659 00:41:31,708 --> 00:41:33,333 - We have to act. - Don't, kid. 660 00:41:33,542 --> 00:41:34,042 i'm no kid. 661 00:41:39,500 --> 00:41:41,833 it's not a bladder, it's a well! 662 00:41:44,833 --> 00:41:47,542 - Tell him there's a lion. - Won't work. 663 00:41:50,167 --> 00:41:51,083 All done! 664 00:41:54,375 --> 00:41:55,875 Becker, behind you! 665 00:41:57,167 --> 00:41:59,042 What? A lion, right? 666 00:41:59,917 --> 00:42:01,583 i heard you whispering. 667 00:42:13,667 --> 00:42:15,167 Dacier, do something. 668 00:42:15,375 --> 00:42:17,333 Slowly, let's get on the bus. 669 00:42:17,542 --> 00:42:20,917 And remember, don't turn your teeth or show your back. 670 00:42:48,750 --> 00:42:50,000 What's he doing? 671 00:42:51,792 --> 00:42:52,833 Coming this way. 672 00:43:08,542 --> 00:43:11,583 - How long do they digest? - No idea. 673 00:43:12,250 --> 00:43:15,042 After a good meal, i can sleep 3 or 4 hours. 674 00:43:15,250 --> 00:43:17,583 Lions take up to 12 hours. 675 00:43:17,917 --> 00:43:18,625 We can't wait. 676 00:43:24,458 --> 00:43:25,833 He won't go. 677 00:43:26,042 --> 00:43:27,500 Try the wiper fluid. 678 00:43:37,542 --> 00:43:39,000 He won't go. 679 00:43:39,750 --> 00:43:41,125 Blow the horn, loud. 680 00:43:44,583 --> 00:43:45,750 i'll try it. 681 00:43:50,375 --> 00:43:51,458 He won't go. 682 00:43:54,583 --> 00:43:55,250 Try this. 683 00:44:05,417 --> 00:44:06,167 Beauvais, 684 00:44:06,792 --> 00:44:08,958 "constructed in 1587" 685 00:44:09,792 --> 00:44:11,292 by Archduke de Grandpierre. 686 00:44:12,042 --> 00:44:15,458 "At" 8"2 feet above sea level," 687 00:44:15,750 --> 00:44:19,250 Beauvais is the most elevated town in the Oise valley. 688 00:44:19,583 --> 00:44:22,333 The city ramparts were completed 689 00:44:22,542 --> 00:44:25,417 "in 1681, under Henry VIII." 690 00:44:25,625 --> 00:44:28,000 Sock capital of the world, Beauvais... 691 00:44:28,250 --> 00:44:29,750 it is fucking boring. 692 00:44:30,500 --> 00:44:33,208 Ralph Becker is not available. 693 00:44:33,417 --> 00:44:35,375 Leave a message at the tone. 694 00:44:35,625 --> 00:44:38,042 What's going on, Becker? Call me back! 695 00:44:40,042 --> 00:44:41,000 Chouchou, 696 00:44:41,333 --> 00:44:42,500 you have feminine intuition? 697 00:44:42,708 --> 00:44:45,250 it's not my strongest suit. 698 00:44:45,458 --> 00:44:48,417 i have it. And it tells me something's wrong. 699 00:44:48,667 --> 00:44:49,792 And i'm a cool guy. 700 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:51,917 True, boss. You're very cool. 701 00:44:52,125 --> 00:44:55,042 Yeah, but i feel my dark side coming back to me. 702 00:44:55,833 --> 00:44:58,292 Coming back to me, my dark side, 703 00:44:58,542 --> 00:44:59,917 i feel. 704 00:45:16,708 --> 00:45:19,083 Why didn't he eat the head? 705 00:45:19,625 --> 00:45:21,917 Maybe it's like us with shrimp. 706 00:45:22,417 --> 00:45:23,208 Could be. 707 00:45:24,292 --> 00:45:25,708 Maybe it's the hair. 708 00:45:25,917 --> 00:45:27,542 i hate artichoke hairs. 709 00:45:31,625 --> 00:45:33,792 Now that the funeral is over, 710 00:45:34,083 --> 00:45:36,458 could you fill us in? 711 00:45:36,750 --> 00:45:37,417 What's this about? 712 00:45:38,333 --> 00:45:41,375 i'll tell you but don't panic if you hear the word... 713 00:45:42,292 --> 00:45:43,042 ''mafia''. 714 00:45:44,125 --> 00:45:44,750 $25,000... 715 00:45:44,958 --> 00:45:47,458 A bus full of tourists. Perfect cover. 716 00:45:47,958 --> 00:45:49,125 Bako! 717 00:45:49,750 --> 00:45:50,917 Hakuna matata! 718 00:45:51,125 --> 00:45:51,833 Disgusting! 719 00:45:52,292 --> 00:45:53,958 You used us! 720 00:45:54,167 --> 00:45:56,542 Like guinea pigs! i'll tear him to pieces! 721 00:45:56,750 --> 00:45:59,667 She's right. This is intolerable, inexcusable, 722 00:45:59,917 --> 00:46:03,417 unjustifiable, contemptible! That's all my adjectives. 723 00:46:03,625 --> 00:46:04,792 The safari is over. 724 00:46:05,042 --> 00:46:07,125 Take us to Johannesburg, we're leaving. 725 00:46:07,375 --> 00:46:08,750 We're not involved. 726 00:46:08,958 --> 00:46:11,208 Not to defend him, but he has no choice. 727 00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:13,917 R"e"mi is right. 728 00:46:14,625 --> 00:46:16,500 i have to deliver the case. 729 00:46:16,750 --> 00:46:19,042 - Look what's inside! - i don't want to know. 730 00:46:20,125 --> 00:46:22,208 Either you end up headcheese, 731 00:46:23,333 --> 00:46:24,292 or come with me. 732 00:46:29,500 --> 00:46:30,458 Dacier! 733 00:46:32,792 --> 00:46:35,042 i don't like doing this, but i am! 734 00:46:35,333 --> 00:46:37,958 Now i decide. We're going to Johannesburg. 735 00:46:38,167 --> 00:46:40,792 Magalie, i'm a doctor. i can help. 736 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:41,917 Shut up. 737 00:46:42,542 --> 00:46:43,542 Magalie, 738 00:46:44,458 --> 00:46:45,625 you can't kill a man. 739 00:46:46,458 --> 00:46:48,458 i don't care, i've lost it. 740 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:50,042 Magalie, 741 00:46:50,375 --> 00:46:52,833 i've always thought of you as exceptional. 742 00:46:53,083 --> 00:46:56,167 in fact, i never got how you could marry 743 00:46:56,417 --> 00:46:58,042 that shitbag, Michel. 744 00:46:58,292 --> 00:47:00,583 Good taxi driver, cheating husband. 745 00:47:00,792 --> 00:47:03,083 - Leave him out of it. - Put the gun down. 746 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,750 i don't for a second believe you're capable. 747 00:47:12,583 --> 00:47:15,583 What do we tell the customers about Jean Jean Jean, 748 00:47:15,792 --> 00:47:17,625 AKA Becker, or the Headless Man? 749 00:47:20,667 --> 00:47:21,833 We're done for. 750 00:47:22,042 --> 00:47:22,750 Wait. 751 00:47:23,333 --> 00:47:24,917 Those customers. 752 00:47:25,167 --> 00:47:28,000 They might not know what Becker looks like. 753 00:47:40,708 --> 00:47:41,708 Bertrand? 754 00:47:42,292 --> 00:47:45,542 Thanks. When you stopped me from shooting Dacier, it... 755 00:47:47,083 --> 00:47:48,333 Really? it... 756 00:47:49,958 --> 00:47:53,583 in 10 years working with you i've always thought you were... 757 00:47:58,250 --> 00:47:59,875 Drippy, if you prefer. 758 00:48:00,750 --> 00:48:01,917 But you were solid. 759 00:48:05,083 --> 00:48:07,167 Don't call Michel a shitbag. 760 00:48:07,500 --> 00:48:08,958 Roger, Magalie. 761 00:48:12,125 --> 00:48:14,083 You knew he was cheating? 762 00:48:14,917 --> 00:48:16,458 i might be... 763 00:48:17,292 --> 00:48:18,625 but i'm not blind. 764 00:48:53,500 --> 00:48:55,583 The meet is 1/4 mile away. i'll go. 765 00:48:55,792 --> 00:48:57,542 - i'm coming. - Stay here. 766 00:48:57,750 --> 00:48:59,500 You're not credible as Becker. 767 00:48:59,708 --> 00:49:01,750 i'll be Dacier, he'll be Becker. 768 00:49:01,958 --> 00:49:03,708 You're too young to be Becker. 769 00:49:03,917 --> 00:49:05,833 - i could be Becker. - Or Dacier. 770 00:49:06,167 --> 00:49:08,375 - Which am i? - Dacier. 771 00:49:08,625 --> 00:49:09,375 i'm not Dacier? 772 00:49:09,625 --> 00:49:11,583 You're Becker. Bertrand's Dacier. 773 00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,667 i'm sick of this! Make up your minds. 774 00:49:14,875 --> 00:49:17,042 She's right. OK, i'm Dacier. 775 00:49:17,250 --> 00:49:18,792 And Dacier is Becker. 776 00:49:19,333 --> 00:49:20,917 Bertrand, it's too risky. 777 00:49:21,167 --> 00:49:22,208 i'm going. 778 00:49:24,083 --> 00:49:26,333 - Sit down, kid. - i'm no kid. 779 00:49:26,542 --> 00:49:28,250 You're too young to die. 780 00:49:30,250 --> 00:49:31,167 Really? 781 00:49:31,833 --> 00:49:32,833 We might die? 782 00:49:56,583 --> 00:49:57,750 What time is it? 783 00:49:59,917 --> 00:50:01,000 4 PM. 784 00:50:01,667 --> 00:50:02,917 i'm Becker, right? 785 00:50:03,125 --> 00:50:05,000 No. i mean, yes. 786 00:50:08,250 --> 00:50:09,625 Strange silence. 787 00:50:32,500 --> 00:50:33,667 Are we late? 788 00:50:40,583 --> 00:50:44,167 i'll quit deking you. You're on time, by my tik-tik, eh? 789 00:50:44,417 --> 00:50:47,875 i'm Hammal, leader of the Mozambique counter-insurgency. 790 00:50:48,417 --> 00:50:50,833 i studied in Canada, eh? 791 00:50:51,583 --> 00:50:53,292 But enough about me. 792 00:50:54,125 --> 00:50:55,458 We are running late. 793 00:50:55,667 --> 00:50:56,750 Two years ago, 794 00:50:57,333 --> 00:50:59,792 i was a trader in Toronto. Buy it! Sell it! 795 00:51:00,042 --> 00:51:01,667 All day long. But i knew 796 00:51:01,875 --> 00:51:03,583 i wasn't about bucks. 797 00:51:04,250 --> 00:51:07,167 One night in my jacuzzi, i heard a voice. 798 00:51:07,833 --> 00:51:08,583 it was C"e"line. 799 00:51:10,333 --> 00:51:10,875 Dion? 800 00:51:12,417 --> 00:51:15,458 Laurentides. My kindergarten teacher. 801 00:51:15,750 --> 00:51:18,500 She said, with that pile of moolah you got, 802 00:51:18,750 --> 00:51:19,625 make a putsch! 803 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:22,625 A putsch! 804 00:51:24,542 --> 00:51:25,750 Which one is Becker? 805 00:51:27,167 --> 00:51:27,750 Him. 806 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:29,875 Yeah, it's me. That's right. 807 00:51:30,083 --> 00:51:33,500 i'm Ralph Becker, born June 12, 1964. 808 00:51:37,208 --> 00:51:38,667 Nice to meet you. 809 00:51:38,958 --> 00:51:41,333 Monsieur Charles told me about you. 810 00:51:41,583 --> 00:51:43,125 He loves you shookums. 811 00:51:43,333 --> 00:51:44,333 it's mutual. 812 00:51:44,625 --> 00:51:45,792 Let's mush. 813 00:51:46,167 --> 00:51:47,417 Can i check? 814 00:51:48,208 --> 00:51:49,208 The case. 815 00:51:49,417 --> 00:51:50,375 Of course. 816 00:51:59,250 --> 00:52:00,208 Nice animal. 817 00:52:00,917 --> 00:52:02,667 Yeah, it is a blast. 818 00:52:09,958 --> 00:52:11,583 - For Monsieur Charles. - Thanks. 819 00:52:12,708 --> 00:52:15,792 All right, well, we should go, right Becker? 820 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:17,333 Yeah, let's go. 821 00:52:22,958 --> 00:52:25,208 You're a trip, Becker. 822 00:52:27,208 --> 00:52:28,583 Yeah, he is funny. 823 00:52:46,167 --> 00:52:49,375 Nice laughing, eh? But we better get to work. 824 00:52:52,333 --> 00:52:53,292 What work? 825 00:52:54,500 --> 00:52:57,542 installing the guidance system on our missile. 826 00:52:58,042 --> 00:52:59,583 Thanks to you, 827 00:53:00,833 --> 00:53:01,875 we'll putsch! 828 00:53:02,333 --> 00:53:04,833 This is an important moment for our country. 829 00:53:05,083 --> 00:53:07,500 To celebrate this historic event, 830 00:53:07,708 --> 00:53:11,167 the future national anthem of Mozambique. 831 00:53:54,958 --> 00:53:56,125 Get to work. 832 00:54:05,167 --> 00:54:07,000 Know anything about missiles? 833 00:54:07,250 --> 00:54:08,292 Very little. 834 00:54:10,708 --> 00:54:12,708 OK, i'm going to reboot it. 835 00:54:13,333 --> 00:54:13,875 Reboot it? 836 00:54:14,333 --> 00:54:16,042 it's on that button. 837 00:54:16,292 --> 00:54:17,042 Oh right. 838 00:54:22,083 --> 00:54:24,083 Mode reboot, OK! 839 00:54:24,833 --> 00:54:26,500 it doesn't seem complicated. 840 00:54:28,583 --> 00:54:31,250 i'll plug that in there. 841 00:54:31,458 --> 00:54:33,250 Hang on. How many holes are there? 842 00:54:34,250 --> 00:54:35,375 Four. 843 00:54:36,708 --> 00:54:38,000 Eight plugs. 844 00:54:38,583 --> 00:54:40,542 This is no good. We'll all die. 845 00:54:40,792 --> 00:54:41,542 That's no help. 846 00:54:46,708 --> 00:54:47,792 i can't. 847 00:54:49,125 --> 00:54:49,667 Bravo! 848 00:54:51,792 --> 00:54:52,708 Thank you. 849 00:54:53,667 --> 00:54:54,375 That's good. 850 00:54:56,042 --> 00:54:58,000 Now we're ready to... 851 00:54:58,583 --> 00:54:59,667 To... 852 00:55:00,083 --> 00:55:02,375 Plug in the video and reverse poles. 853 00:55:07,833 --> 00:55:08,917 This plug, 854 00:55:09,458 --> 00:55:11,250 could go there. How's that feel? 855 00:55:12,125 --> 00:55:13,583 Like i'm going to faint. 856 00:55:14,417 --> 00:55:15,250 Or vomit. 857 00:55:16,167 --> 00:55:17,750 - Let's take a break. - Yes. 858 00:55:24,250 --> 00:55:26,708 - Something wrong? - No, we're fine. 859 00:55:27,167 --> 00:55:28,417 Just taking a break. 860 00:55:28,667 --> 00:55:29,750 Doing a purge. 861 00:55:30,292 --> 00:55:32,042 Obviously. We have to purge. 862 00:55:32,833 --> 00:55:34,958 it's Chinese, so it needs purging. 863 00:55:44,125 --> 00:55:46,625 OK, purge is over. Let's go. 864 00:55:54,625 --> 00:55:55,875 i'll try blue in blue. 865 00:56:05,208 --> 00:56:06,250 Bravo! 866 00:56:11,333 --> 00:56:12,250 Hear a noise? 867 00:56:13,917 --> 00:56:15,583 it sounds like a coffee machine. 868 00:56:19,875 --> 00:56:22,833 Smoke's coming out, and a razor sound. 869 00:56:23,042 --> 00:56:25,542 Becker, is that fog and jigsaw noise normal? 870 00:56:26,292 --> 00:56:27,625 Yes, quite normal. 871 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:29,583 Normal for post-purge. 872 00:56:39,750 --> 00:56:42,583 Becker, there's more and more fog. 873 00:56:45,167 --> 00:56:46,333 Becker? 874 00:56:47,833 --> 00:56:49,625 is there a purge problem? 875 00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:03,958 Tabarnac! 876 00:57:14,917 --> 00:57:16,417 Dacier, give me your hand! 877 00:57:18,875 --> 00:57:20,250 Any problems? 878 00:57:20,833 --> 00:57:21,458 Answer me. 879 00:57:22,167 --> 00:57:23,000 What's this money? 880 00:57:23,792 --> 00:57:25,583 Bertrand. They gave it to you? 881 00:57:34,750 --> 00:57:36,208 Yes, good. Good. 882 00:57:43,667 --> 00:57:44,542 Rockets! 883 00:57:46,875 --> 00:57:48,583 They're firing rockets at us! 884 00:57:49,375 --> 00:57:51,167 - What should i do? - Step on it! 885 00:57:51,667 --> 00:57:53,250 it's floored. i'm doing 40! 886 00:58:05,625 --> 00:58:07,042 Didn't adjust for the northeaster. 887 00:58:23,875 --> 00:58:25,667 Benoit, look out! 888 00:58:25,917 --> 00:58:27,333 i can't see! 889 00:58:41,917 --> 00:58:43,250 - Back up. - What? 890 00:58:43,417 --> 00:58:44,583 Back up! 891 00:58:44,875 --> 00:58:46,417 We're too heavy. 892 00:58:47,542 --> 00:58:48,833 Bail it out! 893 00:58:49,042 --> 00:58:50,667 it's no good. We have to get out. 894 00:58:50,875 --> 00:58:51,375 Bail! 895 00:58:53,792 --> 00:58:55,750 it's no use! 896 00:58:58,542 --> 00:59:00,042 Listen to me! 897 00:59:00,583 --> 00:59:02,333 Another one's coming! 898 00:59:09,750 --> 00:59:12,250 Hurry up! Come on, Bertrand! 899 00:59:20,583 --> 00:59:21,917 Monsieur Charles? 900 00:59:22,417 --> 00:59:23,375 This is Youssouf. 901 00:59:23,583 --> 00:59:24,583 Everything OK? 902 00:59:24,792 --> 00:59:26,708 i'm keeping my shorts on. 903 00:59:27,542 --> 00:59:30,000 - But i'm rather cross. - "What?" 904 00:59:45,792 --> 00:59:47,125 Richard couldn't do that. 905 00:59:48,458 --> 00:59:49,875 He played bushophobic. 906 00:59:50,083 --> 00:59:52,292 ''i'm afraid of lions and antelope!'' 907 00:59:52,500 --> 00:59:54,875 He hit Becker, sabotaged the goods. 908 00:59:55,500 --> 00:59:56,333 Stole my money! 909 00:59:56,583 --> 00:59:57,750 Richard did that? 910 00:59:58,500 --> 01:00:00,375 Yeah, and he got himself killed. 911 01:00:00,917 --> 01:00:02,250 The dumbshit. 912 01:00:07,958 --> 01:00:10,625 Wait! We lost Dacier. 913 01:00:18,375 --> 01:00:20,500 - He's dead? - Blown up! 914 01:00:21,083 --> 01:00:22,708 And i owe a million dollars! 915 01:00:23,667 --> 01:00:25,958 Richard can't have died like that. 916 01:00:26,667 --> 01:00:30,000 You deaf? He's dead. And now it's your turn, Bako. 917 01:00:30,875 --> 01:00:32,542 Did you at least try calling him? 918 01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:41,917 There! 919 01:01:22,583 --> 01:01:24,417 He is kind of far away. 920 01:01:31,958 --> 01:01:33,333 What happened? 921 01:01:42,500 --> 01:01:44,208 Let's hide. They'll find us. 922 01:01:55,958 --> 01:02:00,042 i must be dreaming. You're alive? Very impressive. 923 01:02:00,917 --> 01:02:04,000 i'm saying you did great. And i'm saying fuck you. 924 01:02:04,500 --> 01:02:05,750 You pick up in the shower? 925 01:02:05,958 --> 01:02:06,833 Not often. 926 01:02:07,042 --> 01:02:08,417 Got my money? 927 01:02:08,667 --> 01:02:10,833 Yes, I have your million dollars. 928 01:02:11,333 --> 01:02:12,375 Finally, good news. 929 01:02:12,750 --> 01:02:15,667 You'll bring it to Johannesburg. Fast. 930 01:02:15,875 --> 01:02:16,917 Right, Bako? 931 01:02:17,167 --> 01:02:18,792 Richard, you're alive? 932 01:02:20,042 --> 01:02:22,583 Tuesday at noon. Cristal Palace Hotel! 933 01:02:39,917 --> 01:02:44,292 Dacier, why not take a normal road with earth under our feet? 934 01:02:44,500 --> 01:02:46,792 Here they can't find us. 935 01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:50,333 No one will, Dacier. We won't make it. 936 01:02:50,542 --> 01:02:54,708 We will. Look, there are steps. Like a staircase. 937 01:02:54,917 --> 01:02:57,000 There's no bannister! 938 01:02:58,500 --> 01:03:00,625 That's it. i'm freezing up. 939 01:03:00,833 --> 01:03:03,083 i'm leaving my body! 940 01:03:04,625 --> 01:03:06,542 Stay close to the wall. 941 01:03:06,750 --> 01:03:09,625 R"e"mi's right. Be one with the rock! 942 01:03:09,833 --> 01:03:13,167 ''Be one with the rock''? Shut the hell up, Dacier! 943 01:03:13,417 --> 01:03:16,250 i can't make it! Go ahead without me! 944 01:03:16,750 --> 01:03:17,833 All right! 945 01:03:18,042 --> 01:03:21,208 Benoit, you can make it. imagine it's Beauvais down there. 946 01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:37,708 How many feet down is it, Bertrand? 947 01:03:37,917 --> 01:03:40,875 i don't know. i have vertigo. i can't count. 948 01:03:48,458 --> 01:03:51,667 it's not very high. i suggest we jump. 949 01:03:51,917 --> 01:03:52,583 Are you sure? 950 01:03:56,042 --> 01:03:57,042 No way. 951 01:03:58,583 --> 01:03:59,708 Give me your hand. 952 01:03:59,958 --> 01:04:00,875 On three! 953 01:04:01,292 --> 01:04:02,542 What's that mean? 954 01:04:02,750 --> 01:04:05,000 Three jump or on three? 955 01:04:06,125 --> 01:04:06,792 One... 956 01:04:07,875 --> 01:04:08,333 Two... 957 01:04:09,500 --> 01:04:10,583 Three! 958 01:04:14,458 --> 01:04:15,458 Four! 959 01:04:29,583 --> 01:04:30,958 You did it. i'm proud. 960 01:04:31,292 --> 01:04:33,083 We almost died 200 times. 961 01:04:34,667 --> 01:04:38,417 There were some down sides, but all in all, 962 01:04:39,083 --> 01:04:41,625 we've seen lots of scenery and animals. 963 01:04:42,500 --> 01:04:44,167 Even very, very close up. 964 01:04:44,792 --> 01:04:47,042 Some weren't even in the brochure! 965 01:04:48,542 --> 01:04:51,917 Dacier, so you know, at this very moment, 966 01:04:52,583 --> 01:04:55,917 i'm hesitating between indignation and a head butt. 967 01:04:56,125 --> 01:04:59,958 We'll find a place to camp, dry off. Or we'll get fungal infection. 968 01:05:00,167 --> 01:05:00,708 So what? 969 01:05:01,583 --> 01:05:03,167 Does that cost extra? 970 01:05:03,458 --> 01:05:05,417 We haven't gone mushrooming yet. 971 01:05:05,625 --> 01:05:07,375 We can still walk 3 hours. 972 01:05:07,708 --> 01:05:09,458 Can't let them catch up. 973 01:05:10,333 --> 01:05:11,667 We're alive for now. 974 01:05:12,833 --> 01:05:14,000 Can i say something? 975 01:05:14,250 --> 01:05:15,875 Sure, this is a democracy. 976 01:05:17,083 --> 01:05:18,167 i'm sick of it! 977 01:05:19,667 --> 01:05:20,375 Text book. 978 01:05:20,625 --> 01:05:22,417 She needs to externalize. 979 01:05:23,083 --> 01:05:24,667 She'll list each shock. 980 01:05:24,875 --> 01:05:26,750 Elephant, blueballs, pillagers, 981 01:05:26,958 --> 01:05:29,417 Becker, the rockets, the waterfall. 982 01:05:30,292 --> 01:05:31,583 - What do we do? - Talk. 983 01:05:32,083 --> 01:05:33,792 She should insult you first. 984 01:05:34,625 --> 01:05:37,083 - Fabienne... - Shut up, asshole! 985 01:05:37,292 --> 01:05:38,458 Totally text book. 986 01:05:38,875 --> 01:05:40,917 Katanga, Waoolite, bullshit. Cocksucker! 987 01:05:41,167 --> 01:05:42,458 Right, she did. 988 01:05:42,708 --> 01:05:44,208 Now it's our turn. 989 01:05:44,542 --> 01:05:47,667 Bunch of rednecks! You're all a pain in my ass! 990 01:05:48,750 --> 01:05:50,500 What do we do now? 991 01:05:51,500 --> 01:05:52,125 That. 992 01:05:53,042 --> 01:05:53,917 Good initiative. 993 01:05:54,500 --> 01:05:56,542 - Don't thank him! it hurts. - Sorry. 994 01:05:56,750 --> 01:05:58,958 Had to calm you down. Feel better? 995 01:05:59,167 --> 01:06:00,792 No, it hurts. 996 01:06:11,667 --> 01:06:12,167 Bertrand, 997 01:06:13,625 --> 01:06:15,708 i got like a sock in my mouth. 998 01:06:18,792 --> 01:06:20,375 A snake! 999 01:06:20,792 --> 01:06:21,833 it bit Magalie! 1000 01:06:23,958 --> 01:06:25,583 What do we do, Benoit? 1001 01:06:25,792 --> 01:06:27,542 My teeth are going away. 1002 01:06:27,750 --> 01:06:28,625 i don't know. 1003 01:06:28,875 --> 01:06:30,792 My neck's unscrewing! 1004 01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:33,125 - You're a doctor! - Don't push me. 1005 01:06:33,333 --> 01:06:34,875 My tongue is crumbling. 1006 01:06:35,333 --> 01:06:36,917 Venimex, cauterize, urine! 1007 01:06:37,125 --> 01:06:39,042 - i have Venimex. - i have a lighter. 1008 01:06:39,500 --> 01:06:41,625 - i don't have to. - OK, i got it. 1009 01:06:41,833 --> 01:06:42,542 Stop! 1010 01:06:43,875 --> 01:06:46,333 if anyone is to urinate on her, i will. 1011 01:06:46,750 --> 01:06:48,167 i owe her that much. 1012 01:07:14,792 --> 01:07:17,625 i think the poison has altered her reality. 1013 01:07:18,167 --> 01:07:19,250 She is elsewhere. 1014 01:07:19,458 --> 01:07:21,000 Sure, but where? 1015 01:07:22,125 --> 01:07:23,458 Got you, Dacier! 1016 01:07:24,458 --> 01:07:25,208 Ski lodge. 1017 01:07:25,458 --> 01:07:26,458 Come on, woosy! 1018 01:07:27,708 --> 01:07:29,500 Come on, a snowball fight! 1019 01:07:29,875 --> 01:07:31,500 Magalie, stop it. Stop! 1020 01:07:31,792 --> 01:07:33,750 - Let go. - it's just snow. 1021 01:07:34,542 --> 01:07:35,542 i'll handle this. 1022 01:07:35,833 --> 01:07:37,625 - Come on. - i'm having fun. 1023 01:07:42,250 --> 01:07:44,917 Strange, i feel like i've seen you before. 1024 01:07:47,042 --> 01:07:47,583 You too? 1025 01:07:49,083 --> 01:07:50,250 Forget it. 1026 01:07:51,292 --> 01:07:53,167 - You saw me in... - in? 1027 01:07:54,875 --> 01:07:55,833 in the plane. 1028 01:07:56,167 --> 01:07:57,333 OK, i'll drop it. 1029 01:08:00,583 --> 01:08:04,250 Listen, you might think i'm coming on strong, 1030 01:08:05,750 --> 01:08:07,000 but i actually... 1031 01:08:08,500 --> 01:08:09,875 i wanted to say that... 1032 01:08:11,167 --> 01:08:12,750 i know what you mean. 1033 01:08:14,417 --> 01:08:15,750 Me too. 1034 01:08:19,250 --> 01:08:21,042 There you are, kids. 1035 01:08:36,500 --> 01:08:38,125 Great girl, huh? 1036 01:08:38,667 --> 01:08:40,750 Back home, they'd say "terractive". 1037 01:08:41,458 --> 01:08:43,250 A terror and attractive. 1038 01:08:43,583 --> 01:08:46,417 Terractive. i've heard that. Terractive! 1039 01:08:47,167 --> 01:08:48,292 Where are you from? 1040 01:08:48,500 --> 01:08:50,375 Peyrat-le-Chateau, small town. 1041 01:08:50,750 --> 01:08:54,167 i can't believe it. i know that place very well. 1042 01:08:54,375 --> 01:08:56,125 - Been to France? - Yes. 1043 01:08:57,333 --> 01:09:00,792 My father sent me, over 20 years ago, 1044 01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:03,958 to Peyrat-le-Chateau, as a camp counselor. Actually, 1045 01:09:05,625 --> 01:09:08,750 i did this girl in the locker of this gym. 1046 01:09:09,208 --> 01:09:10,792 She was terractive! 1047 01:09:11,083 --> 01:09:12,458 What was her name? 1048 01:09:14,167 --> 01:09:15,208 Nicole, that's it! 1049 01:09:15,750 --> 01:09:18,125 - Nicole Chantirier. - Yes, exactly! 1050 01:09:21,250 --> 01:09:22,792 How did you know? 1051 01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:24,167 She's my mother. 1052 01:09:24,542 --> 01:09:25,208 Your mother? 1053 01:09:26,542 --> 01:09:28,833 Nicole Chantirier is her maiden name. 1054 01:09:31,833 --> 01:09:32,667 Sure she's your mom? 1055 01:09:32,875 --> 01:09:36,500 The woman fussing around me since birth surely is my mother. 1056 01:09:36,750 --> 01:09:38,750 Hang on, let's not get crazy. 1057 01:09:39,417 --> 01:09:41,083 Nicole Chantirier 1058 01:09:41,292 --> 01:09:43,917 in a Peyrat-le-Chateau gym in '85, 1059 01:09:44,125 --> 01:09:45,375 might be more than one. 1060 01:09:45,583 --> 01:09:46,500 Mr. Dacier? 1061 01:09:47,917 --> 01:09:49,167 i set up camp! 1062 01:10:10,208 --> 01:10:12,292 Benoit, let me have your place 1063 01:10:12,500 --> 01:10:14,417 and sleep in my shelter? 1064 01:10:15,292 --> 01:10:15,917 Why? 1065 01:10:16,708 --> 01:10:18,708 i'm a little scared on my own. 1066 01:10:18,917 --> 01:10:21,125 i'd feel safer here. 1067 01:10:21,625 --> 01:10:23,417 You know, i'm a girl. 1068 01:10:24,708 --> 01:10:25,833 Why? 1069 01:10:33,667 --> 01:10:35,583 Oh, all right! 1070 01:10:47,125 --> 01:10:48,292 i won't tell. 1071 01:10:49,208 --> 01:10:50,208 Thanks Benoit. 1072 01:10:57,042 --> 01:10:57,917 Mum's the word! 1073 01:11:12,208 --> 01:11:14,500 i'm flattered you trusted me. 1074 01:11:23,917 --> 01:11:25,167 i get it. 1075 01:11:26,375 --> 01:11:27,917 Didn't see that coming. 1076 01:12:59,917 --> 01:13:02,042 Nicole, you're so terractive. 1077 01:13:03,333 --> 01:13:04,542 Dad? 1078 01:13:14,125 --> 01:13:15,500 it can't be. 1079 01:13:24,292 --> 01:13:25,458 it can't be. 1080 01:13:26,958 --> 01:13:30,125 Last night, i had an incredible encounter. A giraffe! 1081 01:13:30,333 --> 01:13:31,417 Fantastic. 1082 01:13:36,167 --> 01:13:37,333 Morning everyone. 1083 01:13:37,875 --> 01:13:39,208 Sleep well? 1084 01:13:39,458 --> 01:13:40,500 Bertrand, 1085 01:13:42,417 --> 01:13:45,042 how old do you think R"e"mi is? 1086 01:13:45,250 --> 01:13:48,208 i don't know, 21, 22, 23. 1087 01:13:48,417 --> 01:13:49,417 Why do you ask? 1088 01:13:49,625 --> 01:13:50,958 No reason. 1089 01:13:52,625 --> 01:13:54,333 Morning, Magalie. 1090 01:13:54,750 --> 01:13:55,750 Sleep well? 1091 01:13:56,708 --> 01:13:57,667 Feeling better? 1092 01:13:57,875 --> 01:14:00,250 You had us worried yesterday. 1093 01:14:00,750 --> 01:14:01,875 You all right? 1094 01:14:02,083 --> 01:14:03,333 i'm fine. 1095 01:14:04,333 --> 01:14:05,583 Are you sure? 1096 01:14:06,292 --> 01:14:07,292 Just fine. 1097 01:14:09,333 --> 01:14:11,167 if not, you should tell us. 1098 01:14:12,833 --> 01:14:14,417 Really, i'm fine. 1099 01:14:14,667 --> 01:14:17,167 Magalie, where are we? 1100 01:14:17,500 --> 01:14:18,458 What country? 1101 01:14:20,500 --> 01:14:21,333 Africa? 1102 01:14:21,750 --> 01:14:23,333 Good. And temperatures are... 1103 01:14:26,167 --> 01:14:27,000 Hot. 1104 01:14:29,792 --> 01:14:31,542 She's cured. All is well. 1105 01:14:33,083 --> 01:14:35,667 Come on, Magalie. Still a long way to go. 1106 01:14:35,917 --> 01:14:37,667 Hot out today. 1107 01:14:37,875 --> 01:14:39,500 Hakuna matata. 1108 01:14:53,875 --> 01:14:55,042 Something wrong? 1109 01:14:55,333 --> 01:14:56,292 i'm fine. 1110 01:15:00,833 --> 01:15:01,833 Wait up. 1111 01:15:04,958 --> 01:15:06,500 Here, it's all i have left. 1112 01:15:10,125 --> 01:15:11,417 Want me to be lookout? 1113 01:15:11,625 --> 01:15:12,667 No, i'll manage. 1114 01:15:14,375 --> 01:15:17,042 Take five. Benoit's going to poop. 1115 01:15:19,667 --> 01:15:21,083 Why do you say that? 1116 01:15:21,500 --> 01:15:23,000 So they'll know. 1117 01:15:29,167 --> 01:15:30,500 Excuse me, Fabienne. 1118 01:15:30,958 --> 01:15:31,458 Don't be mad. 1119 01:15:32,667 --> 01:15:36,375 i feel like i've met you, too. it's eating at me. 1120 01:15:37,750 --> 01:15:39,667 - Eating at you? - Yes. 1121 01:15:40,208 --> 01:15:41,250 Naturally. 1122 01:16:21,875 --> 01:16:22,542 it's taken! 1123 01:16:26,333 --> 01:16:27,750 What's taking him? 1124 01:16:27,958 --> 01:16:29,667 Maybe he's barefoot, or unscrewed. 1125 01:16:30,042 --> 01:16:31,375 Relapse. 1126 01:16:31,583 --> 01:16:35,375 The mountain is our friend. Respect it, or it gets even. 1127 01:16:35,583 --> 01:16:37,042 Let's call the ski patrol. 1128 01:16:37,417 --> 01:16:39,375 Right, that's what we do! 1129 01:16:39,583 --> 01:16:41,375 Not nice, Fabienne. 1130 01:16:41,792 --> 01:16:43,208 Just a little fun. 1131 01:17:28,417 --> 01:17:29,583 What? 1132 01:17:31,375 --> 01:17:32,333 Nothing. 1133 01:17:32,583 --> 01:17:34,583 All right, let's move out. 1134 01:17:52,458 --> 01:17:53,083 No other road? 1135 01:17:54,500 --> 01:17:55,875 Sure, 1136 01:17:56,083 --> 01:17:57,250 we can go around. 1137 01:17:58,667 --> 01:17:59,833 it's only 30 feet across. 1138 01:18:00,083 --> 01:18:02,542 it's hot. A swim will do us good. 1139 01:18:02,750 --> 01:18:04,167 The faster the better. 1140 01:18:04,375 --> 01:18:06,500 - Can everyone swim? - Yeah, let's go. 1141 01:18:06,708 --> 01:18:09,083 OK, everyone follow me. 1142 01:18:34,125 --> 01:18:35,542 Feels good. 1143 01:18:36,208 --> 01:18:37,917 Can we stay a while? 1144 01:18:38,125 --> 01:18:39,917 No, keep going! Hurry! 1145 01:18:41,708 --> 01:18:42,542 R"e"mi! Come on! 1146 01:18:42,750 --> 01:18:44,500 i'm taking my shoes off! Fungus! 1147 01:18:44,708 --> 01:18:45,750 No, come on! 1148 01:18:45,958 --> 01:18:48,417 OK, i'm coming. Don't get upset. 1149 01:18:48,667 --> 01:18:49,667 Hurry up! 1150 01:18:50,750 --> 01:18:52,125 Come on! Quick! 1151 01:18:53,125 --> 01:18:55,417 Get out of there! Right now! 1152 01:19:05,542 --> 01:19:06,458 Dacier! 1153 01:19:12,333 --> 01:19:13,333 Crocodiles! 1154 01:19:14,083 --> 01:19:14,917 Help! 1155 01:19:19,708 --> 01:19:20,875 Bako, help! 1156 01:19:22,792 --> 01:19:24,000 Float on your back! 1157 01:19:26,542 --> 01:19:27,042 R"e"mi! 1158 01:19:28,125 --> 01:19:29,125 Float on your back! 1159 01:19:30,167 --> 01:19:30,708 Richard! 1160 01:19:31,167 --> 01:19:32,458 On your back! 1161 01:19:33,042 --> 01:19:33,958 On your back, kid! 1162 01:19:35,792 --> 01:19:38,708 - They'll eat him! - First the arms, so he can't swim. 1163 01:19:39,208 --> 01:19:39,792 i can't. 1164 01:19:40,792 --> 01:19:42,667 Bako, i can't hang on! 1165 01:19:46,500 --> 01:19:47,083 Don't let go! 1166 01:19:47,792 --> 01:19:49,667 Don't let go, Richard! 1167 01:19:51,167 --> 01:19:52,458 Swim! 1168 01:20:03,875 --> 01:20:07,000 i'll never come back to the bush. 1169 01:20:07,917 --> 01:20:08,792 Never! 1170 01:20:24,250 --> 01:20:25,250 Dacier? 1171 01:20:33,833 --> 01:20:36,000 He gave his life for yours. 1172 01:20:38,500 --> 01:20:41,458 i can't believe it. He was with us 2 minutes ago. 1173 01:20:44,000 --> 01:20:45,708 We never got to say farewell. 1174 01:20:47,042 --> 01:20:49,250 Only knew you a little Richard. 1175 01:20:50,167 --> 01:20:50,958 Sorry. 1176 01:20:51,792 --> 01:20:53,417 it just came out. 1177 01:20:55,375 --> 01:20:57,833 if we're still alive on this glacier, 1178 01:20:58,667 --> 01:21:00,167 it's thanks to him. 1179 01:21:01,500 --> 01:21:03,917 Well, he did get us into this shit. 1180 01:21:04,833 --> 01:21:08,583 Seriously, as soon as someone dies people think he's great. 1181 01:21:08,792 --> 01:21:11,458 i say it's a little hypocritical. 1182 01:21:12,292 --> 01:21:13,500 Ready to go? 1183 01:21:15,583 --> 01:21:16,625 Dacier? 1184 01:21:17,542 --> 01:21:19,167 You thawed out? 1185 01:21:21,417 --> 01:21:24,333 Thanks for all you said, while i was dead. 1186 01:21:24,542 --> 01:21:27,500 Except for you. That wasn't so hot. 1187 01:21:29,083 --> 01:21:32,083 Excuse me, i'd like to speak to Richard a moment. 1188 01:21:42,667 --> 01:21:44,583 i know. it's no use saying it. 1189 01:21:44,833 --> 01:21:46,417 Yes, it is. 1190 01:21:46,917 --> 01:21:48,625 My name is R"e"mi Perronne. 1191 01:21:49,792 --> 01:21:51,750 if you'd stayed in France, 1192 01:21:55,833 --> 01:21:57,875 i would be R"e"mi Dacier. 1193 01:22:07,667 --> 01:22:08,917 Can i hug you? 1194 01:22:10,667 --> 01:22:11,458 Well... 1195 01:22:11,667 --> 01:22:13,708 i get it. You're timid. 1196 01:22:14,583 --> 01:22:16,042 So am i. 1197 01:22:16,417 --> 01:22:18,000 Must be hereditary. 1198 01:22:18,375 --> 01:22:20,750 No, go ahead. i want you to. 1199 01:22:22,500 --> 01:22:23,833 Dad. 1200 01:22:26,250 --> 01:22:27,250 Dad. 1201 01:22:33,958 --> 01:22:35,917 i missed you so much. 1202 01:22:36,833 --> 01:22:38,000 Stop. 1203 01:22:38,917 --> 01:22:41,000 You didn't even know i existed. 1204 01:22:41,708 --> 01:22:43,958 But i knew something was missing. 1205 01:22:44,500 --> 01:22:45,417 My little kid. 1206 01:22:45,792 --> 01:22:47,500 i'm not a little kid! 1207 01:23:01,750 --> 01:23:02,917 Everything OK? 1208 01:23:04,750 --> 01:23:06,458 i just had a child. 1209 01:23:12,708 --> 01:23:14,083 Right, of course. 1210 01:23:15,083 --> 01:23:16,500 Why do i bother asking? 1211 01:23:21,500 --> 01:23:24,000 So tell me, do i have grandparents? 1212 01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:28,708 They've been gone a long time. 1213 01:23:29,542 --> 01:23:33,458 My dad went into the bush, after an elephant wounded by poachers. 1214 01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:36,417 He never came back. 1215 01:23:36,708 --> 01:23:39,250 My mom never recovered, died 5 years later. 1216 01:23:39,500 --> 01:23:42,917 i came back to run the business, in my own way. 1217 01:23:47,000 --> 01:23:48,125 is it still far? 1218 01:23:48,333 --> 01:23:50,250 According to my maps, not far. 1219 01:23:50,458 --> 01:23:52,708 How far is not far? i'm tired! 1220 01:23:52,958 --> 01:23:54,667 Well logically, right now, 1221 01:23:54,958 --> 01:23:55,792 we should be... 1222 01:23:57,708 --> 01:23:59,458 - in the desert. - Shit. 1223 01:24:01,875 --> 01:24:02,625 Not on my map. 1224 01:24:02,958 --> 01:24:04,125 it's not on my map! 1225 01:24:04,333 --> 01:24:06,625 Sure, but we're here. 1226 01:24:50,958 --> 01:24:52,917 The snow is so dry. 1227 01:24:53,125 --> 01:24:54,833 Quit it, Magalie. Please. 1228 01:24:55,250 --> 01:24:56,208 Magalie. 1229 01:24:58,333 --> 01:24:59,750 Come back, my love. 1230 01:24:59,958 --> 01:25:01,333 Don't give up. 1231 01:25:05,375 --> 01:25:07,167 Who are they? 1232 01:25:54,167 --> 01:25:55,375 We're naked. 1233 01:25:59,083 --> 01:25:59,583 Dacier? 1234 01:26:00,167 --> 01:26:01,292 What will they do? 1235 01:26:01,500 --> 01:26:04,125 i don't know, doesn't seem like a barbecue. 1236 01:26:05,542 --> 01:26:07,458 This isn't good. 1237 01:26:07,833 --> 01:26:08,583 How do you feel? 1238 01:26:09,250 --> 01:26:11,917 i'm sore, like i've been skiing for a week. 1239 01:26:15,708 --> 01:26:17,417 Hear that? They're Waoolites. 1240 01:26:17,792 --> 01:26:19,208 No, that's not possible. 1241 01:26:20,042 --> 01:26:21,375 No, not the bag! 1242 01:26:21,708 --> 01:26:23,042 Not the bag! 1243 01:26:23,250 --> 01:26:24,333 Not the money! 1244 01:26:24,542 --> 01:26:25,417 Bako. 1245 01:26:40,625 --> 01:26:42,542 Betty Love. 1246 01:26:43,708 --> 01:26:45,458 No. Not here. 1247 01:26:49,083 --> 01:26:51,750 Marie-Antoinette, Queen of Spain, 1248 01:26:52,417 --> 01:26:54,250 your time has come. 1249 01:26:54,625 --> 01:26:57,458 Prepare to die by firing squad! 1250 01:26:57,667 --> 01:26:59,375 Do you have a last wish? 1251 01:26:59,583 --> 01:27:00,625 Yes. 1252 01:27:01,292 --> 01:27:03,833 One last taste of love's pleasures. 1253 01:27:17,583 --> 01:27:18,125 Well? 1254 01:27:19,000 --> 01:27:20,917 Marie-Antoinette, Spain, firing squad? 1255 01:27:21,333 --> 01:27:23,583 Queen of France, she was guillotined. 1256 01:27:23,792 --> 01:27:24,542 Are you sure? 1257 01:27:24,833 --> 01:27:27,833 And it's a Trojan horse, not a Trojan condom. 1258 01:27:28,500 --> 01:27:30,792 That was my last film. i'm done. 1259 01:27:31,000 --> 01:27:32,042 Wait. 1260 01:27:32,958 --> 01:27:34,125 You must read this. 1261 01:27:35,458 --> 01:27:36,417 What is it? 1262 01:27:37,208 --> 01:27:38,333 A masterpiece. 1263 01:27:39,333 --> 01:27:40,083 i cried. 1264 01:27:42,083 --> 01:27:43,417 What's it about? 1265 01:27:44,125 --> 01:27:46,083 it's about a man with no past, 1266 01:27:47,708 --> 01:27:49,708 bit by a radioactive rabbit. 1267 01:27:51,333 --> 01:27:52,000 And then? 1268 01:27:52,958 --> 01:27:55,750 He turns into... a fantastic lay. 1269 01:27:56,917 --> 01:27:58,333 Ride-her-man! 1270 01:27:58,542 --> 01:28:00,458 i really need a vacation. 1271 01:28:02,833 --> 01:28:05,167 Betty Love! 1272 01:28:07,167 --> 01:28:08,708 Oh right, OK... 1273 01:28:09,625 --> 01:28:11,833 No, i never heard of that. 1274 01:28:12,500 --> 01:28:14,792 Oh yes! Oh yes! 1275 01:28:16,125 --> 01:28:17,917 Harder, faster! 1276 01:28:18,125 --> 01:28:19,750 i never would've guessed. 1277 01:28:21,042 --> 01:28:22,708 i must have been mixed up. 1278 01:28:23,750 --> 01:28:26,417 i'm guessing she's a divinity around here. 1279 01:28:26,625 --> 01:28:28,500 - Who to? - Popopopay. 1280 01:28:28,833 --> 01:28:30,250 Two P's? 1281 01:28:31,667 --> 01:28:32,667 The Davinci Load? 1282 01:28:34,000 --> 01:28:36,500 Oh i see. Very classy. 1283 01:28:43,542 --> 01:28:45,083 Now you know who i am. 1284 01:28:48,667 --> 01:28:50,500 Can i say something? 1285 01:28:50,875 --> 01:28:52,583 Sorry to get you into this. 1286 01:28:53,458 --> 01:28:55,333 You had no choice. 1287 01:28:56,333 --> 01:28:58,583 You're good, you'll get out of this. 1288 01:28:59,083 --> 01:29:01,417 i doubt it. They burned the money. 1289 01:29:03,542 --> 01:29:04,375 Can i say something? 1290 01:29:13,083 --> 01:29:15,542 i can't explain. All that money... 1291 01:29:16,417 --> 01:29:17,500 i started dreaming. 1292 01:29:19,167 --> 01:29:21,042 Drama classes, 1293 01:29:21,625 --> 01:29:23,167 a new life. 1294 01:29:23,750 --> 01:29:24,958 Without porn. 1295 01:29:26,083 --> 01:29:27,917 i acted once with clothes on. 1296 01:29:28,458 --> 01:29:31,833 A nice film. i played a lighthouse keeper. 1297 01:29:32,292 --> 01:29:33,375 But that... 1298 01:29:33,917 --> 01:29:35,625 No one ever mentions it. 1299 01:29:37,083 --> 01:29:38,167 So there you are. 1300 01:29:39,125 --> 01:29:39,833 i'm sorry. 1301 01:29:45,125 --> 01:29:45,917 You're forgiven. 1302 01:29:47,583 --> 01:29:50,417 That's my son, my flesh and blood. He's right. 1303 01:29:51,167 --> 01:29:52,625 That took courage. 1304 01:29:52,833 --> 01:29:54,750 Yes, you're really fine. 1305 01:29:56,167 --> 01:29:56,833 i mean good. 1306 01:29:57,917 --> 01:29:59,167 Fantastic. 1307 01:29:59,417 --> 01:30:00,667 You'll get Bako back. 1308 01:30:02,208 --> 01:30:03,500 You're forgetting. 1309 01:30:03,750 --> 01:30:05,750 We're far from Johannesburg. 1310 01:30:19,875 --> 01:30:21,708 Looks a little like Beauvais. 1311 01:30:34,333 --> 01:30:36,417 Could we have our room keys? 1312 01:30:39,625 --> 01:30:42,000 Tuesday, 12PM 1313 01:30:48,500 --> 01:30:50,625 - Glad to see you. - Me neither. 1314 01:30:51,250 --> 01:30:52,333 The money. 1315 01:31:00,792 --> 01:31:02,125 You're a sensible man. 1316 01:31:02,542 --> 01:31:04,833 Yes, i've taken precautions. 1317 01:31:05,083 --> 01:31:07,250 - Meaning? - You closed it too quickly. 1318 01:31:12,125 --> 01:31:12,792 Tricky. 1319 01:31:14,292 --> 01:31:15,375 Bako. 1320 01:31:16,292 --> 01:31:18,417 i don't play around with dufuses. 1321 01:31:19,208 --> 01:31:20,333 Good drink? 1322 01:31:20,750 --> 01:31:23,458 - What do you care? - it was poisoned. 1323 01:31:23,667 --> 01:31:26,833 The antidote is in the case. i have the combination. 1324 01:31:27,375 --> 01:31:30,292 Cute. You think you're Jack Bauer? 1325 01:31:30,500 --> 01:31:32,417 No, he gets 24 hours. 1326 01:31:33,250 --> 01:31:34,833 You have barely 10 minutes. 1327 01:31:36,250 --> 01:31:37,667 Aren't you feeling warmer? 1328 01:31:42,042 --> 01:31:42,583 i never saw 1329 01:31:43,500 --> 01:31:45,917 such a poor bluff. 1330 01:31:51,833 --> 01:31:53,667 Remember, 10 minutes ago... 1331 01:31:53,875 --> 01:31:56,167 i saw you take pictures of her! 1332 01:31:56,375 --> 01:31:56,958 i did not! 1333 01:31:57,167 --> 01:31:59,458 You're a pervert! You're sick! 1334 01:31:59,667 --> 01:32:01,292 i'm filing for divorce! 1335 01:32:01,542 --> 01:32:04,042 i'm allowed to photograph a female chimp! 1336 01:32:04,250 --> 01:32:06,625 Pictures fine, but not ogling them! 1337 01:32:06,833 --> 01:32:08,000 Honey... 1338 01:32:08,208 --> 01:32:09,583 Excuse me. 1339 01:32:09,833 --> 01:32:12,042 Does this hotel have a massage room? 1340 01:32:12,250 --> 01:32:13,792 i think so. Probably. 1341 01:32:14,042 --> 01:32:17,500 i tried champagne massage once. Good for the breasts. 1342 01:32:18,083 --> 01:32:19,000 Want a drink? 1343 01:32:19,250 --> 01:32:21,625 - You a hooker? - You're clever! 1344 01:32:21,833 --> 01:32:23,333 From the lady. 1345 01:32:23,917 --> 01:32:25,125 Want to toast? 1346 01:32:25,542 --> 01:32:27,583 A thousand for a half hour. 1347 01:32:32,333 --> 01:32:33,667 They were all..? 1348 01:32:34,542 --> 01:32:35,208 My tourists. 1349 01:32:37,417 --> 01:32:38,708 You have 5 minutes. 1350 01:32:39,333 --> 01:32:39,958 Chouchou. 1351 01:32:42,542 --> 01:32:43,250 Let Bako go. 1352 01:32:46,042 --> 01:32:47,750 - Let him go. - Let me speak to him. 1353 01:32:48,958 --> 01:32:50,667 Give him the phone! 1354 01:32:51,917 --> 01:32:54,833 Bako? Meet me at the lagoon. 1355 01:32:56,708 --> 01:32:58,125 The fucking combination! 1356 01:32:58,333 --> 01:33:01,000 Last 3 numbers of Chouchou's license plate. 1357 01:33:01,583 --> 01:33:02,667 Chouchou? 1358 01:33:03,375 --> 01:33:05,458 it's in the lot. i never look. 1359 01:33:05,667 --> 01:33:07,375 Chouchou! 1360 01:33:09,500 --> 01:33:10,625 329. 1361 01:33:15,333 --> 01:33:16,500 My money. 1362 01:33:16,875 --> 01:33:17,583 My money! 1363 01:33:19,875 --> 01:33:21,208 That dufus fucked us. 1364 01:33:22,000 --> 01:33:24,458 He fucked us, Chouchou! 1365 01:33:30,875 --> 01:33:32,667 Then the blueball monkeys. 1366 01:33:32,875 --> 01:33:35,542 And the crocodiles who kept us from crossing the river! 1367 01:33:35,917 --> 01:33:38,125 The bus blew up. The Waoolites knew... 1368 01:33:38,708 --> 01:33:42,208 The funniest was when Benoit gave Charles the warm Banga. 1369 01:33:43,917 --> 01:33:47,000 Hey, you're forgetting the cheetah, the giraffe... 1370 01:33:47,208 --> 01:33:48,375 Champagne! 1371 01:33:50,250 --> 01:33:51,750 - Take a glass. - i love champagne. 1372 01:33:52,375 --> 01:33:54,542 - Got a glass? - Magalie... 1373 01:33:56,625 --> 01:33:57,958 Mr. Dacier! 1374 01:34:00,333 --> 01:34:01,042 i'm sorry. 1375 01:34:02,458 --> 01:34:06,208 During this trip, you endangered the lives of your tourists. 1376 01:34:06,625 --> 01:34:07,833 You breeched your contract, 1377 01:34:08,042 --> 01:34:11,167 neglected the most elementary safety rules. 1378 01:34:11,500 --> 01:34:12,583 As a result, 1379 01:34:13,375 --> 01:34:14,875 international tourism rules 1380 01:34:15,625 --> 01:34:17,667 force me to... 1381 01:34:18,208 --> 01:34:19,625 kiss you. 1382 01:34:25,500 --> 01:34:27,833 Five times in South Africa. 1383 01:34:31,417 --> 01:34:33,167 i didn't mean that, at your funeral. 1384 01:34:33,375 --> 01:34:34,625 i know. 1385 01:34:36,208 --> 01:34:37,750 No views like this in Beauvais. 1386 01:34:51,625 --> 01:34:54,500 You know, Bako. i think Africa is over for us. 1387 01:34:54,750 --> 01:34:57,042 i'll follow you anywhere, Richard. 1388 01:34:57,250 --> 01:34:58,250 Anywhere? 1389 01:34:59,875 --> 01:35:02,417 6 months later 1390 01:35:04,208 --> 01:35:06,708 Really! i was just walking along, 1391 01:35:06,958 --> 01:35:10,125 and 2 cheetahs appeared and played with me. 1392 01:35:10,333 --> 01:35:11,583 Really, it's true. 1393 01:35:12,208 --> 01:35:14,375 Come on, it's the truth! 1394 01:35:21,167 --> 01:35:23,292 - The mountain bush pie? - Number 12! 1395 01:35:39,292 --> 01:35:41,167 Let's go amigos! in the bus-o! 1396 01:35:41,875 --> 01:35:43,625 Vamos, turistos! 1397 01:35:45,458 --> 01:35:47,167 Richard, we're on. 1398 01:35:48,000 --> 01:35:50,917 Hakuna matatos! Welcome to Peru! 1399 01:35:51,625 --> 01:35:55,208 The cradle of humanity! This is where we were born. 1400 01:35:55,417 --> 01:35:58,250 My name is Richard Daciero and i'm all about Peru! 1401 01:35:58,458 --> 01:35:59,833 With Bakos... 1402 01:36:01,500 --> 01:36:02,375 ...my guide, 1403 01:36:02,583 --> 01:36:05,417 the routine is over. Come to the heart of the Andes. 1404 01:36:05,625 --> 01:36:07,750 You're expected, for the excitement of trekking! 1405 01:36:11,333 --> 01:36:14,417 Which means, Peru will hit you where you live! 90167