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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:17,085 --> 00:01:21,046 I don't care what anybody says, birthdays are important. 2 00:01:21,047 --> 00:01:23,090 So when a good friend's turning 60 3 00:01:23,091 --> 00:01:26,218 and I'm returning from another government mission, 4 00:01:26,219 --> 00:01:28,220 there isn't a much faster way to get home 5 00:01:28,221 --> 00:01:32,261 than to catch a ride on a T-38 ACE flight. 6 00:01:34,310 --> 00:01:37,396 It's a good thing they didn't serve a meal on this flight, 7 00:01:37,397 --> 00:01:41,207 because my heart was already in my mouth. 8 00:01:59,502 --> 00:02:02,379 It may not have been first-class seating, 9 00:02:02,380 --> 00:02:05,740 but who cares, with pilots like this. 10 00:02:19,272 --> 00:02:23,024 The Phoenix Foundation has thrown some wild parties before, 11 00:02:23,025 --> 00:02:27,737 but this time Pete really decided to do it up right. 12 00:02:27,738 --> 00:02:29,990 Surprise! 13 00:02:29,991 --> 00:02:32,491 Happy birthday, Kelly! 14 00:02:32,868 --> 00:02:35,245 Oh, he's not Kelly. 15 00:02:35,246 --> 00:02:37,789 Nice to know I'm so appreciated. Thank you. 16 00:02:37,790 --> 00:02:41,292 AII right, everyone, Iet's clean up the confetti and the streamers right away. 17 00:02:41,293 --> 00:02:42,669 And quickly. 18 00:02:42,670 --> 00:02:45,839 And turn that map Iight off. Kelly's gonna be here any second. 19 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:48,132 Mac, it's good to see you, but you're a day early. 20 00:02:48,133 --> 00:02:51,803 - What are you doing here? - It's for Kelly. I wouldn't miss it. 21 00:02:51,804 --> 00:02:57,058 But to tell you the truth, I'd show up anywhere to see you wearing that hat. 22 00:02:57,059 --> 00:02:58,977 So how'd you con Kelly into coming over? 23 00:02:58,978 --> 00:03:01,229 I Iied. I told him one of our computers was down 24 00:03:01,230 --> 00:03:03,898 and needed to be fixed right away. 25 00:03:03,899 --> 00:03:07,649 You know, it's not Iike him to be Iate. 26 00:04:07,671 --> 00:04:10,171 No answer at his place. 27 00:04:12,550 --> 00:04:15,386 - Where'd that come from? - Listen to this, Pete. 28 00:04:15,387 --> 00:04:19,431 "Dear Mac: if anything will improve your game, this will. Kelly." 29 00:04:19,432 --> 00:04:21,684 Well, your game could stand a Iittle improving. 30 00:04:21,685 --> 00:04:23,602 Pete... 31 00:04:23,603 --> 00:04:25,979 ...you know that favourite pair of hockey gloves I've got? 32 00:04:25,980 --> 00:04:27,481 The old beat-up ones? Yeah. 33 00:04:27,482 --> 00:04:32,736 Yeah, well, I'd never give those away. This is Kelly's favourite cue stick. 34 00:04:32,737 --> 00:04:34,905 Something's wrong. 35 00:04:34,906 --> 00:04:38,206 I'II wait here in case he shows up. 36 00:04:52,465 --> 00:04:53,924 Kelly? 37 00:04:53,925 --> 00:04:56,427 Kelly, it's me, Mac. 38 00:04:56,678 --> 00:04:59,178 Open up. 39 00:05:00,139 --> 00:05:01,973 Kelly! 40 00:06:06,413 --> 00:06:09,041 Oh! Ugh... 41 00:06:25,099 --> 00:06:29,434 Come on! 42 00:06:43,867 --> 00:06:46,367 Happy birthday, Kelly. 43 00:06:52,292 --> 00:06:56,420 I just can't believe you'd do something that dumb. 44 00:06:56,421 --> 00:06:58,839 What was going through your head, Kelly? 45 00:06:58,840 --> 00:07:01,884 - Let it go, Mac. - No, I won't! 46 00:07:01,885 --> 00:07:05,221 I wanna know why a guy I know, a guy I thought I knew, 47 00:07:05,222 --> 00:07:09,391 a man I respect, would try and take his own Iife. 48 00:07:09,392 --> 00:07:12,228 Kelly, you've got three kids. Did you forget about them? 49 00:07:12,229 --> 00:07:14,521 I did it for them! 50 00:07:14,522 --> 00:07:17,650 I turn 60 years old today, and you know what I got to show for it? 51 00:07:17,651 --> 00:07:20,069 Nothing. I'm broke. 52 00:07:20,070 --> 00:07:23,238 AII those years of scrimping and saving, I got nothing Ieft, 53 00:07:23,239 --> 00:07:24,782 you understand? 54 00:07:24,783 --> 00:07:27,785 How? You were always so careful with your money. 55 00:07:27,786 --> 00:07:31,414 It's gone, Mac. Doesn't matter how. 56 00:07:32,540 --> 00:07:35,793 I got two kids in college and another one in grad school. 57 00:07:35,794 --> 00:07:38,294 What am I gonna tell them? 58 00:07:39,339 --> 00:07:41,839 A man's not worth much 59 00:07:41,925 --> 00:07:45,093 if he can't help pay his kids' education. 60 00:07:45,094 --> 00:07:49,431 That's what this idiot stunt was all about? Pride? 61 00:07:49,432 --> 00:07:53,101 I figured, with my insurance, I'm worth more dead than alive. 62 00:07:53,102 --> 00:07:55,896 Kelly, you could have come to me. Or Pete. 63 00:07:55,897 --> 00:07:58,649 I don't Iike going to people with my problem. 64 00:07:58,650 --> 00:08:01,610 You don't go to people with your problems. You come to your friends. 65 00:08:01,611 --> 00:08:05,051 Well, you don't always remember that. 66 00:08:09,702 --> 00:08:12,202 Yeah, I know. 67 00:08:19,504 --> 00:08:22,632 AII right, how'd you Iose it? 68 00:08:23,132 --> 00:08:26,492 I was cheated. Can you believe that? 69 00:08:27,261 --> 00:08:29,931 I got nothing Ieft. 70 00:08:30,097 --> 00:08:33,476 He- He made it sound so enticing. 71 00:08:33,643 --> 00:08:36,143 Cheated how? 72 00:08:36,479 --> 00:08:39,709 I invested in some Iand development. 73 00:08:39,732 --> 00:08:43,062 A swamp bottom, it turned out to be. 74 00:08:45,780 --> 00:08:47,363 Give me a name, Kelly. 75 00:08:47,364 --> 00:08:49,866 Forget it, Mac. This guy is dangerous. 76 00:08:49,867 --> 00:08:53,328 - I found out he killed some people. - I want his name. 77 00:08:53,329 --> 00:08:56,831 James Crowe. I already had Research check him out. 78 00:08:56,832 --> 00:08:59,918 He's a regular criminal entrepreneur, this guy. 79 00:08:59,919 --> 00:09:04,214 Stickup man in his youth, a fence, a shakedown artist. 80 00:09:04,215 --> 00:09:06,674 Even deals in cocaine if the price is right. 81 00:09:06,675 --> 00:09:09,010 - Ah, busy guy. - Yeah. 82 00:09:09,011 --> 00:09:11,095 But this Iatest was a Iand-fraud deal 83 00:09:11,096 --> 00:09:14,766 that took Kelly for 35,000, along with seven others. 84 00:09:14,767 --> 00:09:16,184 Retirees, all of them. 85 00:09:16,185 --> 00:09:19,103 - Four hundred thousand dollars. What do the police say? 86 00:09:19,104 --> 00:09:22,190 They know he's a thief. But the fraud is a technical fine Iine. 87 00:09:22,191 --> 00:09:25,068 The DA won't file charges, so the police closed the file. 88 00:09:25,069 --> 00:09:27,111 - Hi, Joanne Remmings. - MacGyver. 89 00:09:27,112 --> 00:09:30,865 Oh, I've heard about you. You're the guy that does the whatchamacallits. 90 00:09:30,866 --> 00:09:34,285 You know, MacGyverisms, turns one thing into another? 91 00:09:34,286 --> 00:09:36,704 "MacGyverisms"? 92 00:09:36,705 --> 00:09:38,706 Joanne is new here. She just signed on. 93 00:09:38,707 --> 00:09:41,500 In addition to threat assessment and terrorist strategy, 94 00:09:41,501 --> 00:09:42,919 she just happens to have written 95 00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:46,440 a major research paper on bunco scams. 96 00:09:47,382 --> 00:09:49,508 Here it comes. James Crowe. 97 00:09:49,509 --> 00:09:54,347 Seven indictments, zero convictions. Every con in the book. 98 00:09:54,348 --> 00:09:58,100 - A man of many talents. - Yeah, he really gets around. 99 00:09:58,101 --> 00:10:00,019 Oh, I'd really Iike to get this guy Crowe 100 00:10:00,020 --> 00:10:02,313 and hang him by his ears for what he did to Kelly. 101 00:10:02,314 --> 00:10:04,065 That makes two of us. 102 00:10:04,066 --> 00:10:06,275 What else do you know about this guy? 103 00:10:06,276 --> 00:10:08,068 Well, he can't stay away from the track. 104 00:10:08,069 --> 00:10:11,030 Give Crowe a horse to bet on, and he's in seventh heaven. 105 00:10:11,031 --> 00:10:15,576 Oh, and silk. He Ioves to wear white silk suits with a Panama hat. 106 00:10:15,577 --> 00:10:17,953 Every day. Probably has a closet full of them. 107 00:10:17,954 --> 00:10:19,246 Well, whatever he wears, 108 00:10:19,247 --> 00:10:21,832 the DA's office doesn't figure they've got a guaranteed conviction, 109 00:10:21,833 --> 00:10:26,045 - so the police have Iost interest. - Maybe it takes a con to beat a con. 110 00:10:26,046 --> 00:10:29,798 I mean, I hate to toot my own horn, guys, but I know some great stings. 111 00:10:29,799 --> 00:10:32,426 I'd Iove to help you nail this guy. 112 00:10:32,427 --> 00:10:35,929 - No, I don't think so. - We could use the Philadelphia FIash. 113 00:10:35,930 --> 00:10:37,765 Or the Toledo Twist. 114 00:10:37,766 --> 00:10:40,266 No, no, no. 115 00:10:41,478 --> 00:10:43,854 I kind of Iike this idea. 116 00:10:43,855 --> 00:10:48,192 Mac, I can't get the Foundation involved in something Iike this. 117 00:10:48,193 --> 00:10:51,320 Absolutely not. That's why it'II be just you and me. 118 00:10:51,321 --> 00:10:53,405 - And me. - Come on, Pete. 119 00:10:53,406 --> 00:10:56,116 Do it for Kelly and all the other people Crowe's cheated. 120 00:10:56,117 --> 00:10:58,285 AII we gotta do is get back 400,000. 121 00:10:58,286 --> 00:11:01,246 That's all? Listen, I could get my head handed to me 122 00:11:01,247 --> 00:11:03,206 for getting into something Iike this. 123 00:11:03,207 --> 00:11:05,960 Pete, guy... 124 00:11:06,586 --> 00:11:10,126 ...you're dying to do it, you know it. 125 00:11:11,799 --> 00:11:14,676 Yeah. It would be great, wouldn't it? 126 00:11:14,677 --> 00:11:18,597 To see if we could out-bunco Mr. Bunco himself. 127 00:11:18,598 --> 00:11:19,806 AII right. 128 00:11:19,807 --> 00:11:21,767 I want everything you know about bunco scams 129 00:11:21,768 --> 00:11:24,328 on my desk in half an hour. 130 00:11:25,563 --> 00:11:27,814 Hey, wait a minute. What about me? 131 00:11:27,815 --> 00:11:30,066 Hey, I'm the one who knows all this stuff. 132 00:11:30,067 --> 00:11:32,567 Hey, guys! 133 00:11:36,324 --> 00:11:38,992 The horses are coming onto the track 134 00:11:38,993 --> 00:11:41,911 for the fourth race, which will be run at a distance of one mile. 135 00:11:41,912 --> 00:11:43,163 The Iast race was a bust. 136 00:11:43,164 --> 00:11:45,915 You know, Benny's obviously not a very smart trainer. 137 00:11:45,916 --> 00:11:48,293 Smart trainers dope horses when I tell them to. 138 00:11:48,294 --> 00:11:52,005 I think we need to have a very active conversation with Benny. 139 00:11:52,006 --> 00:11:54,506 Find him. 140 00:11:54,633 --> 00:11:57,635 As a reminder, scratches in the fourth race 141 00:11:57,636 --> 00:12:02,566 are number three, Paranormal, and number seven, Nomaly. 142 00:12:04,226 --> 00:12:06,352 There's Crowe. 143 00:12:06,353 --> 00:12:08,354 How do I Iook? 144 00:12:08,355 --> 00:12:10,855 You Iook good. 145 00:12:12,735 --> 00:12:15,362 Now you Iook great. Come on. 146 00:12:15,946 --> 00:12:19,115 The horses are approaching the starting gate. 147 00:12:19,116 --> 00:12:21,117 Mac, I don't know. I'm telling you, 148 00:12:21,118 --> 00:12:23,536 I had this hot flash on Ireland's Own Iast night. 149 00:12:23,537 --> 00:12:26,414 What are you talking about? Ireland's Own is a mudder. 150 00:12:26,415 --> 00:12:29,584 - She only runs in the rain. - So who did you bet on for me, then? 151 00:12:29,585 --> 00:12:32,795 Now, if I tell you that, it won't come true, remember? 152 00:12:32,796 --> 00:12:35,715 - Okay. - The flag is up and they're off! 153 00:12:35,716 --> 00:12:37,758 - AII right, Iet's go- - Go! Go! 154 00:12:37,759 --> 00:12:39,886 - Hey, not so Ioud. - Come on, run, baby, run! 155 00:12:39,887 --> 00:12:43,181 Hey, buddy! Knock it off, will you? You are yelling in my ear! 156 00:12:43,182 --> 00:12:45,892 - Knock it off or I'm gonna call a cop. - A cop? Do you want a cop? 157 00:12:45,893 --> 00:12:49,270 You got one right here. Don't yell in my ear anymore. 158 00:12:49,271 --> 00:12:50,563 - I'II run you in. - AII right. 159 00:12:50,564 --> 00:12:52,189 - For disturbing my peace. - Okay. 160 00:12:52,190 --> 00:12:54,567 At the three-quarter pole, Chocaholic moves up 161 00:12:54,568 --> 00:12:57,611 - and is now in third position. - AII right, Iet's go. 162 00:12:57,612 --> 00:13:00,656 On the rail, Paris Red is in the lead. 163 00:13:00,657 --> 00:13:05,527 Snow Miss is second by half a length over Chocaholic. 164 00:13:05,537 --> 00:13:10,541 Chocaholic looks strong. And now it's Paris Red and Chocaholic. 165 00:13:10,542 --> 00:13:12,418 Okay, come on, Iet's go. 166 00:13:12,419 --> 00:13:16,589 As they head for the wire, it's Paris Red and Chocaholic neck and neck. 167 00:13:16,590 --> 00:13:22,570 And at the finish, it's Chocaholic, number two, winner by a nose. 168 00:13:29,311 --> 00:13:31,937 Well, so, what happened? Did I win? 169 00:13:31,938 --> 00:13:34,315 When I'm hot, I'm hot. Huh? 170 00:13:36,109 --> 00:13:39,445 - MacGyver, I Iike your style. - Yeah? 171 00:13:39,446 --> 00:13:41,572 You and me are gonna do things together, buddy. 172 00:13:41,573 --> 00:13:43,073 Yeah? Like what? 173 00:13:43,074 --> 00:13:46,118 First, as soon as I get a Iittle cash, I'm gonna give you a bonus. 174 00:13:46,119 --> 00:13:50,205 And second, I'm gonna cut you in on the deal of your Iife. 175 00:13:50,206 --> 00:13:53,792 If you don't mind getting a Iittle dirty. 176 00:13:53,793 --> 00:13:55,794 A Iittle dirt never hurt anybody. 177 00:13:57,005 --> 00:13:59,214 Hey, I gotta get back to the station before they miss me. 178 00:13:59,215 --> 00:14:01,715 Yeah. 179 00:14:05,013 --> 00:14:07,513 Deal of a Iifetime, huh? 180 00:14:07,557 --> 00:14:09,141 Name's James Crowe. 181 00:14:09,142 --> 00:14:11,935 And that's a pretty Iame con you're running on the cop. 182 00:14:11,936 --> 00:14:14,479 - Don't know what you're talking about. - PIease, Mr. MacGyver, 183 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:17,024 I heard and saw the whole thing. AII the Iosing tickets, 184 00:14:17,025 --> 00:14:20,736 making your idiot cop think you have the Midas touch. 185 00:14:20,737 --> 00:14:24,239 AII you saw was me making a friend real happy, that's it. 186 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:26,366 Maybe I can make all three of us happy. 187 00:14:26,367 --> 00:14:28,160 I don't mind getting a Iittle dirty either, 188 00:14:28,161 --> 00:14:29,870 especially if I have the added protection 189 00:14:29,871 --> 00:14:32,664 of a tarnished badge in my pocket. 190 00:14:32,665 --> 00:14:35,333 - I'm Iistening. - Your cop mentioned 191 00:14:35,334 --> 00:14:37,335 he had a certain deal he needed some cash for. 192 00:14:37,336 --> 00:14:39,170 Well, I might have some ready cash. 193 00:14:39,171 --> 00:14:41,214 Of course, I'd have to be cut in on the action. 194 00:14:41,215 --> 00:14:43,675 - I might be able to arrange that. - Maybe you and I ought to 195 00:14:43,676 --> 00:14:45,677 have a more detailed conversation. 196 00:14:45,678 --> 00:14:48,806 Say, stables, 20 minutes. 197 00:14:49,348 --> 00:14:51,848 Done. 198 00:15:25,342 --> 00:15:27,842 Joanne? 199 00:15:28,637 --> 00:15:31,137 What are you doing here? 200 00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:37,520 - What are you doing here? - Following you. 201 00:15:37,521 --> 00:15:39,564 - Why? - Because I'm tired of just sitting 202 00:15:39,565 --> 00:15:41,983 in front of a computer. I need field experience. 203 00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:44,193 You picked a fine time to try and get it. 204 00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:47,029 But you guys don't know stings the way I do. I can really help you. 205 00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:50,449 I mean, Iike finding the mark and playing the con and roping the mark 206 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:53,077 and telling the tale. I know this stuff Iike the back of my hand. 207 00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:56,497 - I appreciate everything you're- - Look, I wanna be where the action is. 208 00:15:56,498 --> 00:16:00,838 This way. This way. Bring him over here. 209 00:16:04,256 --> 00:16:06,716 Looks Iike you just got your wish. 210 00:16:06,717 --> 00:16:09,760 Ever hear of a blind trainer, Benny? 211 00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:12,888 Next time I tell you to dope a horse, 212 00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:15,389 I bet you do it. 213 00:16:16,518 --> 00:16:20,855 MacGyver, they're gonna kill him. We've got to do something. 214 00:16:20,856 --> 00:16:23,356 Take him down that way. 215 00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:33,117 Bring him in there. 216 00:16:33,118 --> 00:16:35,618 Tony, keep an eye out. 217 00:16:37,372 --> 00:16:40,012 Now we'II have a Iittle fun. 218 00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:45,879 - Come here. - What are we gonna do? 219 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:50,910 - Give me a couple of bobby pins. - Bobby pin- ? Sure. 220 00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:54,638 Great. Let me borrow this. And a couple of buttons. 221 00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:58,139 - Make it three. - Another MacGyverism. 222 00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:05,148 That's it. And Iet me borrow your glasses, please. 223 00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:08,089 - They're yours. - Yeah, thanks. 224 00:17:09,654 --> 00:17:12,154 So, what do we do now? 225 00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:15,908 You just did it. 226 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,660 Time to meet the bad guys. 227 00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:32,050 Yo, Crowe! 228 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:35,428 - Hey, I thought we were gonna talk. - I thought I told you 20 minutes. 229 00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:38,515 - I guess my watch is a Iittle fast, huh? Yeah. 230 00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:39,850 Let him go. 231 00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:42,185 Listen, Benny, next time I'm really gonna 232 00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:44,980 have to do some damage, you know? So don't Iet me down, huh? 233 00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:46,898 I'II do better for you next time, Mr. Crowe. 234 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,400 - Yeah. - I promise I will. 235 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,901 You'd better. 236 00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:56,449 - Well, who's your friend? - She has an admirer. 237 00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:59,452 A certain cop you may have seen me with earlier who happens to be 238 00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:02,372 - in the Narcotics division. - Interesting. 239 00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:04,999 Now, this cop has some pretty heavy gambling debts, 240 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:08,086 and with a Iittle persuasion from Joanne, might be convinced to- 241 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,046 To hook us into a nice Iittle cocaine deal 242 00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:13,883 he has going down in the next couple of days. 243 00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:17,012 Right. Cocaine. Like she says. 244 00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:19,222 Well, I Iike a woman with initiative. 245 00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:21,724 Tell me, you think you'II be able to talk our narc friend 246 00:18:21,725 --> 00:18:23,643 into this Iittle proposition? 247 00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:26,479 Well, I've talked him into propositions before. 248 00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:37,573 So was I good? Oh, I was great! 249 00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:39,909 How'd you Iike the way I hooked him into the Toledo Twist, 250 00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:41,744 one of the best stings I've ever researched? 251 00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:43,162 Yeah, Joanne, that's just great. 252 00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:45,415 Except after reading all the research you came up with, 253 00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:48,167 Pete and I decided to go with the Boston Bang. 254 00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:51,546 Oh, that's all wrong for this. The Twist is much better. 255 00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:54,006 But that wasn't your decision to make. 256 00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:56,384 Listen, have you researched this stuff? No. 257 00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:58,636 Well, that's what I do. I've got it nailed. 258 00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:02,014 And the Toledo Twist is the one to use. 259 00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:04,685 Could I have my glasses back? 260 00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:09,855 - You can keep the bobby pins. - Thanks. 261 00:19:09,856 --> 00:19:11,899 Mac. 262 00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:13,776 Uh, you know, Crowe is gonna check on me, 263 00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:16,612 so I just had Data feed my cover into the police computers. 264 00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:18,823 I'm a visiting narc on rotation. 265 00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:22,159 That's great, Pete. What's in the bag? 266 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:26,288 Oh, uh, everything we're gonna need for the Boston Bang. 267 00:19:26,289 --> 00:19:29,625 - Mac, it's gonna be terrific. - Yeah. 268 00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:32,044 Pete, how do you feel about the Toledo Twist? 269 00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:33,546 The Twist? Why? 270 00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:35,381 I've had my heart set on the Boston Bang. 271 00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:36,799 - Well, Joanne thinks- - Joanne? 272 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:40,177 Pete, trust me. Don't ask her to explain. Just go with it. 273 00:19:40,178 --> 00:19:42,304 I just bought all this stuff. 274 00:19:42,305 --> 00:19:45,182 Besides, we'd need more people for the Toledo Twist. 275 00:19:45,183 --> 00:19:47,226 I know, and I got just the guy. 276 00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:49,687 - Who? - Our old friend Kelly. 277 00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:51,605 Crowe knows what Kelly looks like. 278 00:19:51,606 --> 00:19:56,076 Don't worry. He'll be wearing a beard. 279 00:19:58,321 --> 00:19:59,696 This better be good, MacGyver. 280 00:19:59,697 --> 00:20:02,241 I got a busy day ahead of me busting dingheads. 281 00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:04,076 I'm sure there's a proposition that'II be 282 00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:06,203 of mutual benefit to both of us, Mr. Thornton. 283 00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:08,413 - So you're Crowe, huh? - Uh-huh. 284 00:20:08,414 --> 00:20:10,165 - I'm Iistening. - I understand you know 285 00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:12,251 of a certain deal that's about to happen. 286 00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:14,127 That you may be willing to split the profits 287 00:20:14,128 --> 00:20:16,546 for a partner with some ready cash. 288 00:20:16,547 --> 00:20:18,215 Maybe. 289 00:20:18,216 --> 00:20:20,050 And that you're up to your neck in debt. 290 00:20:20,051 --> 00:20:22,469 What the hell are you doing, telling this guy my business?! 291 00:20:22,470 --> 00:20:24,513 I ought to beat your brains out! 292 00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:27,349 - He's got cash, and we need it. - Pete, get ahold of yourself. 293 00:20:27,350 --> 00:20:29,184 - Come on, honey. Let him go. - Come on. 294 00:20:29,185 --> 00:20:31,685 Pete. - Come on. 295 00:20:34,857 --> 00:20:37,567 - Okay, are we all friends again here? - Sure we are. 296 00:20:37,568 --> 00:20:40,028 Pete just gets a Iittle anxious sometimes, that's all. 297 00:20:40,029 --> 00:20:42,030 I've been working on this deal for a Iong time. 298 00:20:42,031 --> 00:20:43,657 I don't want anybody to screw it up. 299 00:20:43,658 --> 00:20:45,909 I'm just here to help. What can I do? 300 00:20:45,910 --> 00:20:47,661 We need a pound of 90 percent pure cocaine 301 00:20:47,662 --> 00:20:49,621 to get the deal rolling. Can you score it? 302 00:20:49,622 --> 00:20:52,749 Yeah, but that's a nice chunk of green you're asking me to Iay out. 303 00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:55,919 - You're a narc, why can't you get it? - I'm risking enough already. 304 00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:58,713 Look, you don't wanna buy in, I'II find somebody who will. 305 00:20:58,714 --> 00:21:00,590 Hey, Pete, wait a minute! Come on! 306 00:21:00,591 --> 00:21:02,509 You afraid he's gonna bust you for possession? 307 00:21:02,510 --> 00:21:05,053 Never entered my mind. If he tried, I'd bury him for entrapment. 308 00:21:05,054 --> 00:21:06,596 Even he's smart enough to know that. 309 00:21:06,597 --> 00:21:08,640 I don't wanna be Ieft sitting on a pound of snort. 310 00:21:08,641 --> 00:21:12,394 What, a guy Iike you can't unload a pound of coke? Is that it? 311 00:21:12,395 --> 00:21:15,897 Maybe you're getting a Iittle too cautious. 312 00:21:15,898 --> 00:21:17,857 Yeah, maybe you're right. 313 00:21:17,858 --> 00:21:19,984 AII right, tell your hotheaded partner I'II do it. 314 00:21:19,985 --> 00:21:21,236 AII right, meet me tonight. 315 00:21:21,237 --> 00:21:23,863 Nine sharp at the Beverly Canyon Hotel, suite 1611. 316 00:21:23,864 --> 00:21:25,907 Bring the coke with you. Have it in a plastic bag. 317 00:21:25,908 --> 00:21:30,119 - Now, what's going down? - I'II Iay it on you when I see the goods. 318 00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:33,665 You show up, you don't Iike what you see, walk away. It's as simple as that. 319 00:21:33,666 --> 00:21:35,083 Okay. 320 00:21:42,174 --> 00:21:44,092 Hey, not bad. 321 00:21:44,093 --> 00:21:46,677 You guys pick a nice place for a sting. 322 00:21:46,678 --> 00:21:49,639 Nothing but the best for our friend Crowe. 323 00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:52,141 - Everything set? - Yeah, fine. 324 00:21:52,142 --> 00:21:55,144 Did you check your gun, make sure you're just firing blanks? 325 00:21:55,145 --> 00:21:57,146 - Mac, I've already checked it twice. - Come on. 326 00:21:57,147 --> 00:22:00,397 Oh, I just Iove this kind of stuff. 327 00:22:01,109 --> 00:22:04,154 - Well, I really do. - Yeah. 328 00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:21,545 Showtime. 329 00:22:21,546 --> 00:22:24,346 I hope Kelly's beard stays on. 330 00:22:29,012 --> 00:22:32,962 - Everything ready? - Yeah, right down here. 331 00:22:38,313 --> 00:22:40,813 Hey. 332 00:22:50,408 --> 00:22:53,036 Two-way mirror. Very nice. 333 00:22:53,203 --> 00:22:56,872 This setup Iooks Iike the Sacramento Switch. Is that it? 334 00:22:56,873 --> 00:22:59,383 Yeah. So where's the stuff? 335 00:22:59,626 --> 00:23:01,794 Patience, officer. 336 00:23:01,795 --> 00:23:03,587 You sure that hasn't been cut with anything? 337 00:23:03,588 --> 00:23:06,340 Top of the Iine cocaine, my friend. Tested it myself. 338 00:23:06,341 --> 00:23:09,551 Oh, boy, you gotta be a real bonehead to snort this stuff. 339 00:23:09,552 --> 00:23:11,637 That Iooks real. What is that, powdered milk? 340 00:23:11,638 --> 00:23:12,846 Among other things. 341 00:23:12,847 --> 00:23:14,681 Then when your buyer wants to test the coke, 342 00:23:14,682 --> 00:23:17,809 you're gonna hand him my bag and it's gonna test out 90 percent pure, right? 343 00:23:17,810 --> 00:23:20,270 So the dimwit who's paying 300 grand for this stuff 344 00:23:20,271 --> 00:23:24,983 - gets 1 pound of high-grade toot- - And 9 pounds of powdered milk. 345 00:23:24,984 --> 00:23:27,484 You guys are okay. 346 00:23:59,685 --> 00:24:04,655 Look at this guy. It's Iike taking candy from a baby. 347 00:24:06,067 --> 00:24:09,927 AII right. Let's see what the money buys. 348 00:24:29,173 --> 00:24:33,385 - Okay. - Pure as the driven snow. 349 00:24:36,430 --> 00:24:40,016 Now, hold on, son. Let's not be too hasty. 350 00:24:40,017 --> 00:24:43,637 This boy's mama didn't raise no dummy. 351 00:24:47,066 --> 00:24:49,233 - Where'd that come from? - AII right, just be cool. 352 00:24:49,234 --> 00:24:51,778 - Pete can handle it. - No, this is going down bad. 353 00:24:51,779 --> 00:24:54,689 - Put the gun away. - Get away. 354 00:25:01,955 --> 00:25:04,455 Nailed him. 355 00:25:20,140 --> 00:25:22,475 What are you doing? You wanna be here when the cops come? 356 00:25:22,476 --> 00:25:23,976 - Everyone out. - What about my coke? 357 00:25:23,977 --> 00:25:26,812 That is evidence. I gotta have something to show to Internal Affairs. 358 00:25:26,813 --> 00:25:28,981 Come on, get out. Not all at once! 359 00:25:28,982 --> 00:25:31,067 I don't want it Iooking Iike Grand Central Station. 360 00:25:31,068 --> 00:25:32,610 Crowe, you go first. 361 00:25:32,611 --> 00:25:35,070 AII right, but I want a meeting. Tomorrow, at the dam. 362 00:25:35,071 --> 00:25:36,280 - We're there. Noon. 363 00:25:36,281 --> 00:25:38,781 We'II be there! 364 00:25:40,994 --> 00:25:43,494 Kelly. 365 00:25:43,622 --> 00:25:46,416 Kelly. Kelly! 366 00:25:46,583 --> 00:25:48,834 I may be dead, but I'm not deaf. 367 00:25:48,835 --> 00:25:52,145 Oh, thank God. Crowe missed. 368 00:25:52,297 --> 00:25:56,300 - You... These capsules Iook pretty real. 369 00:25:56,301 --> 00:25:58,135 You know, you scared the hell out of us. 370 00:25:58,136 --> 00:26:00,512 - Yeah, you and me both. - Oh, Kelly, you were terrific! 371 00:26:00,513 --> 00:26:03,182 Yeah, I even surprised myself. 372 00:26:03,183 --> 00:26:06,393 Well, this is one bag of coke that is not gonna hit the streets. 373 00:26:06,394 --> 00:26:08,062 It's as good as flushed. 374 00:26:08,063 --> 00:26:09,813 Mac, help me pick up this money, will you? 375 00:26:09,814 --> 00:26:13,358 - I wanna get it back to the vaults. - You mean all this money is real? 376 00:26:13,359 --> 00:26:16,403 - But you said it was fake. - I didn't want you to get nervous. 377 00:26:16,404 --> 00:26:19,781 Are you telling me you Iet this man carry around $300,000 in cash 378 00:26:19,782 --> 00:26:21,408 and he thought it was fake money?! 379 00:26:21,409 --> 00:26:23,493 I didn't want to affect his performance. 380 00:26:23,494 --> 00:26:25,370 Do you think Crowe bought it? 381 00:26:25,371 --> 00:26:27,871 Yeah. 382 00:26:28,291 --> 00:26:31,041 And tomorrow we tell the tale. 383 00:26:32,211 --> 00:26:36,761 - How'd it go? - Not good. I want some insurance. 384 00:26:38,968 --> 00:26:41,468 And she's it. 385 00:26:45,558 --> 00:26:49,448 Now, follow her. Find out where she Iives. 386 00:27:00,656 --> 00:27:03,366 Okay, now, Iet's go through this one more time. 387 00:27:03,367 --> 00:27:05,201 Come on, it's good to be ready. 388 00:27:05,202 --> 00:27:07,412 Now, if Crowe asks why MacGyver 389 00:27:07,413 --> 00:27:09,789 has to go into the police property room with you- 390 00:27:09,790 --> 00:27:12,876 I just say that it's a Iot quicker for four hands 391 00:27:12,877 --> 00:27:15,045 to pack up $2 million than two. 392 00:27:15,046 --> 00:27:18,146 - Right. - Rehearsal's over, kids. 393 00:27:22,428 --> 00:27:26,389 I Iost money Iast night. I hate Iosing money. 394 00:27:26,390 --> 00:27:28,933 How'd you Iike to make a million bucks in one day? 395 00:27:28,934 --> 00:27:31,269 - You kill me, MacGyver. LIisten to me. 396 00:27:31,270 --> 00:27:33,813 The money from Iast night went into the police property room, 397 00:27:33,814 --> 00:27:35,523 which holds a whole Iot more money. 398 00:27:35,524 --> 00:27:38,484 And I have easy access to that property room. 399 00:27:38,485 --> 00:27:41,321 If you want in, all you gotta do is come up with 400,000 cash. 400 00:27:41,322 --> 00:27:43,448 We take your 400 grand and turn it into 2 million 401 00:27:43,449 --> 00:27:46,367 once we get into the police property room. Then we pull a switch. 402 00:27:46,368 --> 00:27:49,454 You spend 400,000, you make a million dollars' profit. 403 00:27:49,455 --> 00:27:51,664 Why should I believe you? You've already Iost me money. 404 00:27:51,665 --> 00:27:53,750 - I should give you more? Hey, wait. 405 00:27:53,751 --> 00:27:56,419 You're the one that blew it Iast night, not us, Crowe. 406 00:27:56,420 --> 00:27:59,881 You're Iucky we came back to you. Hey, Iisten, if you're not interested- 407 00:27:59,882 --> 00:28:03,885 Wait a minute, wait a minute. AII right, say I give you the cash. 408 00:28:03,886 --> 00:28:08,916 - How do you pull this off? - Joanne, get the suitcase. 409 00:28:14,897 --> 00:28:19,859 I put your money in a suitcase with a false bottom, Iike this, see? 410 00:28:19,860 --> 00:28:21,319 Your money goes on top, 411 00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:23,237 because the watch commander is gonna check it, 412 00:28:23,238 --> 00:28:25,031 naturally, to make sure it's real. 413 00:28:25,032 --> 00:28:28,284 And we put pop-up stacks of fake money in the false bottom. 414 00:28:28,285 --> 00:28:31,454 Just put the ends together Iike this and you got it. See? 415 00:28:31,455 --> 00:28:33,955 It's terrific. 416 00:28:34,166 --> 00:28:36,250 - Looks good. - Oh, they Iook a Iot better 417 00:28:36,251 --> 00:28:38,002 with real money stacked on top of them. 418 00:28:38,003 --> 00:28:40,212 By the time they find out that the money is gone, 419 00:28:40,213 --> 00:28:42,506 there will have been so many people in and out of there, 420 00:28:42,507 --> 00:28:43,841 they'II never know who took it. 421 00:28:43,842 --> 00:28:46,343 So tomorrow Mac and Pete go down into the police property room 422 00:28:46,344 --> 00:28:48,554 with the suitcase at exactly two minutes to 1. 423 00:28:48,555 --> 00:28:50,973 Pete tells the watch commander he got the money in a bust. 424 00:28:50,974 --> 00:28:53,517 The watch commander gives me the key to the property room, 425 00:28:53,518 --> 00:28:55,269 and then he goes to Iunch at 1:00. 426 00:28:55,270 --> 00:28:57,062 And he just Ieaves you alone in the room? 427 00:28:57,063 --> 00:29:00,983 - I'm a cop. Cops trust cops. - MacGyver's not a cop. 428 00:29:00,984 --> 00:29:03,193 He's the witness to the crime. 429 00:29:03,194 --> 00:29:06,363 I have to take his statement as soon as I'm through in the property room. 430 00:29:06,364 --> 00:29:09,575 And then MacGyver helps me Ioad the money. 431 00:29:09,576 --> 00:29:12,077 Four hands are better than two. 432 00:29:12,078 --> 00:29:14,371 Not bad. Not bad. 433 00:29:14,372 --> 00:29:17,583 What are you gonna do about the 2 million? You can't take it out in that. 434 00:29:17,584 --> 00:29:19,668 The Brockman trunk. It's a case Pete was handling. 435 00:29:19,669 --> 00:29:21,462 It's finally going to trial tomorrow. 436 00:29:21,463 --> 00:29:24,715 You see, Mr. Brockman killed his fourth wife. He hid her body in a trunk. 437 00:29:24,716 --> 00:29:26,592 I have been subpoenaed to take that trunk 438 00:29:26,593 --> 00:29:30,470 out of the property room tomorrow and down to the court as evidence. 439 00:29:30,471 --> 00:29:32,556 And, Mr. Crowe, here's the topper: 440 00:29:32,557 --> 00:29:38,007 That trunk is just about the right size to hold $2 million. 441 00:29:44,235 --> 00:29:47,320 If I Iose 400 grand on this deal, 442 00:29:47,321 --> 00:29:52,371 you're gonna wish you never Iaid eyes on me, you know. 443 00:29:53,661 --> 00:29:55,245 What, it's too dangerous? 444 00:29:55,246 --> 00:29:58,248 This whole thing was my idea. I don't believe you guys. 445 00:29:58,249 --> 00:30:00,792 After all I've done, you're not gonna Iet me be in on the touch. 446 00:30:00,793 --> 00:30:03,920 I can't be responsible for you out there if anything goes wrong. 447 00:30:03,921 --> 00:30:06,381 - I'm not asking you to be. - No good. 448 00:30:06,382 --> 00:30:09,182 You're out of it. My decision. 449 00:30:25,359 --> 00:30:27,235 A peace offering, huh? 450 00:30:27,236 --> 00:30:29,279 Come on in. 451 00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:31,780 Thank you. 452 00:30:38,289 --> 00:30:40,039 Interesting breakfast. 453 00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:43,668 I always photograph strange things when I'm angry. 454 00:30:43,669 --> 00:30:45,420 You must get angry a Iot. 455 00:30:45,421 --> 00:30:47,463 So I'm still not going with you guys tomorrow? 456 00:30:47,464 --> 00:30:50,258 No. And you know it's for your own good, too. 457 00:30:50,259 --> 00:30:52,759 My own good? 458 00:30:52,970 --> 00:30:55,470 So, what's in the bag? 459 00:30:55,597 --> 00:30:57,807 Pastrami on rye. 460 00:30:57,808 --> 00:31:00,638 You call that a peace offering? 461 00:31:00,811 --> 00:31:04,230 Oh, terrific. I'm always blowing a fuse. 462 00:31:04,231 --> 00:31:07,984 Come on, I have some extras in the kitchen. 463 00:31:10,070 --> 00:31:12,570 MacGyver. 464 00:31:14,825 --> 00:31:17,325 Phone's dead. 465 00:31:19,621 --> 00:31:21,163 Got a flashlight? 466 00:31:21,164 --> 00:31:23,332 This battery should do it. 467 00:31:23,333 --> 00:31:25,668 - I need some matchbooks too. - Matchbooks, okay. 468 00:31:25,669 --> 00:31:28,169 Two of them. 469 00:31:33,927 --> 00:31:39,987 AII I have to do is connect your floodlight wires to this battery. 470 00:32:10,839 --> 00:32:13,339 This should bridge the gap. 471 00:32:15,260 --> 00:32:16,719 What are you gonna do? 472 00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:21,720 I'm gonna try and brighten their evening a Iittle bit. 473 00:32:59,429 --> 00:33:01,929 Come on. 474 00:33:18,906 --> 00:33:20,365 Mac! 475 00:33:26,455 --> 00:33:28,456 What's going on, Crowe? 476 00:33:28,457 --> 00:33:30,458 Let's just say if I'm gonna give you 400 grand, 477 00:33:30,459 --> 00:33:32,627 I'm gonna need a Iittle insurance policy. 478 00:33:32,628 --> 00:33:34,921 - What do you want? - Simple. 479 00:33:34,922 --> 00:33:37,882 Tomorrow we'II meet outside the Decker Street police station. 480 00:33:37,883 --> 00:33:40,885 You'II go in with my money, you'II do the switcheroo in the property room, 481 00:33:40,886 --> 00:33:43,304 you'II put the $2 million in the trunk, bring it out to me 482 00:33:43,305 --> 00:33:45,014 and then I'II give you the girl. 483 00:33:45,015 --> 00:33:46,891 - When? - Don't worry, MacGyver. 484 00:33:46,892 --> 00:33:48,560 She'II be with me. I'm gonna be nearby. 485 00:33:48,561 --> 00:33:52,063 - You'II get her when I get the trunk. - What if I say no to your deal? 486 00:33:52,064 --> 00:33:55,454 - Well, then, she's dead. - MacGyver. 487 00:33:56,819 --> 00:33:59,279 It's a deal. She's yours. 488 00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:01,739 Yes. 489 00:34:01,740 --> 00:34:04,240 Come on. 490 00:34:21,426 --> 00:34:24,720 I should have known Crowe would cover his flanks. 491 00:34:24,721 --> 00:34:29,011 - Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb. - Yeah, we got cocky. 492 00:34:29,017 --> 00:34:30,977 Look, Joanne is gonna be all right. 493 00:34:30,978 --> 00:34:33,488 As Iong as Crowe needs her. 494 00:34:35,274 --> 00:34:37,774 Pete. 495 00:34:38,527 --> 00:34:40,945 Crowe's always slipped through the cops' fingers 496 00:34:40,946 --> 00:34:44,907 - by using Iegal technicalities, right? - Yeah. 497 00:34:44,908 --> 00:34:47,868 Well, what if the cops found him 498 00:34:47,994 --> 00:34:52,039 in their property room with his hand in the till? 499 00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:54,416 That'd be a Iittle tough to explain, don't you think? 500 00:34:54,417 --> 00:34:56,544 Well, sure, but our plan didn't include taking Crowe 501 00:34:56,545 --> 00:34:58,963 - into the police station with us. - What if we convince him 502 00:34:58,964 --> 00:35:00,589 that we can't be trusted with his money? 503 00:35:00,590 --> 00:35:03,050 - Then he'd wanna go in, wouldn't he? - Well, why should he? 504 00:35:03,051 --> 00:35:06,220 He knows we're not gonna do anything funny as Iong as he's got Joanne. 505 00:35:06,221 --> 00:35:10,081 Unless he thinks we don't care about her. 506 00:35:55,395 --> 00:35:57,938 - You got the whole 400,000 in there? - That's all of it. 507 00:35:57,939 --> 00:36:00,819 You got the fake money in here? 508 00:36:03,486 --> 00:36:05,986 Very good. Okay. 509 00:36:07,490 --> 00:36:10,492 Yeah, I Iove the smell of money, don't you? 510 00:36:10,493 --> 00:36:12,118 Nothing Iike it. 511 00:36:12,119 --> 00:36:13,912 CIears the sinuses, you know what I mean? 512 00:36:13,913 --> 00:36:17,374 - By the way, your girlfriend says hello. - Oh, yeah? 513 00:36:17,375 --> 00:36:18,917 Good. 514 00:36:18,918 --> 00:36:23,630 Well, give us about 20 minutes, and we'II be back with $2 million. 515 00:36:23,631 --> 00:36:25,382 Wait a second, wait a second. 516 00:36:25,383 --> 00:36:27,258 You gentlemen seem a Iittle too eager here. 517 00:36:27,259 --> 00:36:30,845 What about the girl? You didn't ask about her. 518 00:36:30,846 --> 00:36:33,181 - How is she? - She's fine. 519 00:36:33,182 --> 00:36:37,435 She's watching us right now with a gun pointed at her head. 520 00:36:37,436 --> 00:36:40,230 Oh, she's out here. You're not gonna find her. 521 00:36:40,231 --> 00:36:42,690 Well, Iooks Iike you got us, Crowe. 522 00:36:42,691 --> 00:36:45,568 Hold it. Maybe this girl doesn't mean as much to you as I thought. 523 00:36:45,569 --> 00:36:48,988 - That girl? Is my Iife. Yeah, right. 524 00:36:48,989 --> 00:36:51,366 And everybody's got a price. 525 00:36:51,367 --> 00:36:53,034 I'm going in with you. 526 00:36:53,035 --> 00:36:54,619 Nobody's gonna handle my money but me. 527 00:36:54,620 --> 00:36:56,079 Now, wait a minute. That's crazy. 528 00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:59,499 My plan didn't include you going into the property room, just MacGyver. 529 00:36:59,500 --> 00:37:04,337 Instead of having one witness to your supposed drug bust, you'II have two. 530 00:37:04,338 --> 00:37:08,132 When you see me come down with the trunk, send the girl out. 531 00:37:08,133 --> 00:37:10,633 Come on. 532 00:37:31,073 --> 00:37:35,513 Now, move to that door. Don't say a word. Move. 533 00:37:54,304 --> 00:37:59,384 You know, you guys are really gonna get it this time... 534 00:38:21,206 --> 00:38:23,749 I guess you don't remember me, do you, Crowe? 535 00:38:23,750 --> 00:38:25,626 But then, you don't remember any of the people 536 00:38:25,627 --> 00:38:28,747 you con out of their Iife savings. 537 00:38:31,049 --> 00:38:33,549 Look familiar? 538 00:38:37,055 --> 00:38:38,430 Do you hear that, honey? 539 00:38:38,431 --> 00:38:43,602 Because if your boys don't come up with the money, then you're history. 540 00:38:43,603 --> 00:38:48,233 Get him in there! Get him down in there. 541 00:38:48,441 --> 00:38:54,711 One peep out of you, Crowe, you'II never Iive to see daylight again. 542 00:38:58,993 --> 00:39:01,493 Have a nice day. 543 00:39:09,504 --> 00:39:12,632 AII right, easy. Easy. 544 00:39:14,133 --> 00:39:16,633 Come on. 545 00:39:20,515 --> 00:39:23,058 - Good Iuck. Thanks. 546 00:39:23,059 --> 00:39:25,559 Come on! 547 00:39:31,233 --> 00:39:33,733 Oh. Thanks. 548 00:39:35,321 --> 00:39:37,821 How you doing? 549 00:39:49,168 --> 00:39:50,919 Well, what can I do you for? 550 00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:52,420 Sergeant Thornton. 551 00:39:52,421 --> 00:39:54,255 I got a trunk here with a Iot of coke in it. 552 00:39:54,256 --> 00:39:56,883 I had a Iousy bust. The guy got away, but I got his stash. 553 00:39:56,884 --> 00:39:59,386 Lucky you. What about him? 554 00:39:59,595 --> 00:40:02,597 Oh, the detective and I are very attached to one another. 555 00:40:02,598 --> 00:40:05,098 He's a pickpocket. 556 00:40:05,392 --> 00:40:11,742 I gotta get him downtown for an arraignment as soon as we're through. 557 00:40:31,543 --> 00:40:33,211 So we gonna get this booked in already? 558 00:40:33,212 --> 00:40:35,338 - I got a busy day ahead of me. - Sure. 559 00:40:35,339 --> 00:40:40,969 But you gotta have a 314-72A form before I can do anything. 560 00:40:44,139 --> 00:40:50,119 Okay, but I gotta get the watch commander's John Hancock on this. 561 00:40:56,693 --> 00:40:59,193 Wait here. 562 00:41:38,943 --> 00:41:40,861 - Hey. - Yeah. 563 00:41:40,862 --> 00:41:42,863 You reading the sports section? 564 00:41:42,864 --> 00:41:46,544 - No. You- You want it? - Yeah, thanks. 565 00:41:46,868 --> 00:41:48,952 I'II give it back to you as soon as I'm done. 566 00:41:48,953 --> 00:41:51,453 Sure. 567 00:42:18,483 --> 00:42:22,213 Sarge, I need your okay on this, please. 568 00:42:41,297 --> 00:42:43,797 Shh! 569 00:42:46,510 --> 00:42:52,880 Uh, Joe, I'm kind of in a hurry. Could you get the sarge to okay...? 570 00:43:24,882 --> 00:43:26,966 I'm Iooking at two dead men. 571 00:43:26,967 --> 00:43:30,178 It's been a Iot of fun. - You're dead meat, MacGyver! 572 00:43:30,179 --> 00:43:32,138 You're both dead! 573 00:43:32,139 --> 00:43:34,639 You're dead meat! 574 00:43:36,727 --> 00:43:39,227 Come on, Iet's go. 575 00:43:46,737 --> 00:43:51,287 - What's taking him so damn Iong? - Take it easy. 576 00:44:05,547 --> 00:44:09,092 Excuse me. No, no, you first. 577 00:44:12,137 --> 00:44:14,637 Give me a hand. 578 00:44:42,292 --> 00:44:46,755 Now, Mac, this part we take nice and easy. 579 00:44:53,469 --> 00:44:55,137 Sarge, I need your autograph here. 580 00:44:55,138 --> 00:44:58,228 Do you mind? There's a Iine here. 581 00:45:12,071 --> 00:45:14,824 That's Crowe. Come on. 582 00:45:32,550 --> 00:45:35,050 Howdy. 583 00:45:37,179 --> 00:45:39,347 What, are you stupid? What, are you gonna shoot him? 584 00:45:39,348 --> 00:45:42,183 - There's a million cops out here. - Where the hell's Crowe? 585 00:45:42,184 --> 00:45:44,519 Who cares? Let's get the money. 586 00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:47,020 Okay, I'II get the van. 587 00:45:48,899 --> 00:45:50,483 Thanks. 588 00:45:50,484 --> 00:45:54,134 You know, you could have been a doctor. 589 00:46:05,291 --> 00:46:07,750 - Who the hell are you? - Um... Um... 590 00:46:07,751 --> 00:46:10,921 And what are you doing in my cage? 591 00:46:17,886 --> 00:46:19,304 Gee, you're all tied up. 592 00:46:19,305 --> 00:46:22,682 - Maybe I should come back Iater. - MacGyver. 593 00:46:22,683 --> 00:46:25,226 - MacGyver? - Yeah, the pants could come in a Iittle, 594 00:46:25,227 --> 00:46:28,477 but they're not bad, huh? Come on. 595 00:46:30,649 --> 00:46:34,694 Quick, there were two other guys here too. With a trunk! 596 00:46:34,695 --> 00:46:40,015 Twenty years on the force, I never had so much excitement. 597 00:46:42,327 --> 00:46:44,537 You're not gonna just Iet them get away. 598 00:46:44,538 --> 00:46:49,958 Nope, I think the bottom's about to fall out of that plan. 599 00:46:52,754 --> 00:46:56,904 That's the guys! Right there! 600 00:46:56,925 --> 00:46:59,176 Freeze! Hands up! 601 00:46:59,177 --> 00:47:01,677 Get your hands up! 602 00:47:03,432 --> 00:47:05,932 Come on. 603 00:47:06,476 --> 00:47:08,102 Whoa! 604 00:47:08,103 --> 00:47:10,813 - So, what do you think now, Kelly? - Hey, after helping you guys 605 00:47:10,814 --> 00:47:15,044 pull this off, I feel Iike I can do anything. 48573

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