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I don't care what
anybody says, birthdays are important.
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So when a good friend's turning 60
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and I'm returning from another
government mission,
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there isn't a much faster
way to get home
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than to catch a ride
on a T-38 ACE flight.
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It's a good thing they didn't
serve a meal on this flight,
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because my heart was
already in my mouth.
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It may not have been
first-class seating,
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but who cares, with pilots like this.
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The Phoenix Foundation has thrown
some wild parties before,
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but this time Pete really decided
to do it up right.
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Surprise!
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Happy birthday, Kelly!
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Oh, he's not Kelly.
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Nice to know I'm so appreciated.
Thank you.
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AII right, everyone, Iet's clean up the
confetti and the streamers right away.
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And quickly.
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And turn that map Iight off.
Kelly's gonna be here any second.
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Mac, it's good to see you,
but you're a day early.
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- What are you doing here?
- It's for Kelly. I wouldn't miss it.
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But to tell you the truth, I'd show up
anywhere to see you wearing that hat.
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So how'd you con Kelly
into coming over?
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I Iied. I told him one of our
computers was down
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and needed to be fixed right away.
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You know, it's not Iike him
to be Iate.
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No answer at his place.
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- Where'd that come from?
- Listen to this, Pete.
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"Dear Mac: if anything will improve
your game, this will. Kelly."
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Well, your game could stand
a Iittle improving.
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Pete...
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...you know that favourite pair
of hockey gloves I've got?
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The old beat-up ones? Yeah.
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Yeah, well, I'd never give those away.
This is Kelly's favourite cue stick.
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Something's wrong.
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I'II wait here in case he shows up.
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Kelly?
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Kelly, it's me, Mac.
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Open up.
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Kelly!
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Oh! Ugh...
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Come on!
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Happy birthday, Kelly.
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I just can't believe you'd
do something that dumb.
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What was going through
your head, Kelly?
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- Let it go, Mac.
- No, I won't!
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I wanna know why a guy I know,
a guy I thought I knew,
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a man I respect,
would try and take his own Iife.
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Kelly, you've got three kids.
Did you forget about them?
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I did it for them!
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I turn 60 years old today, and
you know what I got to show for it?
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Nothing. I'm broke.
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AII those years of scrimping
and saving, I got nothing Ieft,
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you understand?
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How? You were always so careful
with your money.
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It's gone, Mac. Doesn't matter how.
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I got two kids in college
and another one in grad school.
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What am I gonna tell them?
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A man's not worth much
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if he can't help pay
his kids' education.
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That's what this idiot stunt
was all about? Pride?
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I figured, with my insurance,
I'm worth more dead than alive.
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Kelly, you could have
come to me. Or Pete.
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I don't Iike going to people
with my problem.
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You don't go to people with your
problems. You come to your friends.
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Well, you don't always
remember that.
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Yeah, I know.
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AII right, how'd you Iose it?
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I was cheated.
Can you believe that?
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I got nothing Ieft.
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He- He made it sound so enticing.
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Cheated how?
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I invested in some Iand development.
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A swamp bottom, it turned out to be.
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Give me a name, Kelly.
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Forget it, Mac.
This guy is dangerous.
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- I found out he killed some people.
- I want his name.
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James Crowe. I already
had Research check him out.
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He's a regular criminal entrepreneur,
this guy.
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Stickup man in his youth,
a fence, a shakedown artist.
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Even deals in cocaine
if the price is right.
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- Ah, busy guy.
- Yeah.
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But this Iatest was a Iand-fraud deal
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that took Kelly for 35,000,
along with seven others.
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Retirees, all of them.
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- Four hundred thousand dollars.
What do the police say?
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They know he's a thief.
But the fraud is a technical fine Iine.
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The DA won't file charges,
so the police closed the file.
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- Hi, Joanne Remmings.
- MacGyver.
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Oh, I've heard about you. You're the
guy that does the whatchamacallits.
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You know, MacGyverisms,
turns one thing into another?
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"MacGyverisms"?
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Joanne is new here.
She just signed on.
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In addition to threat assessment
and terrorist strategy,
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she just happens to have written
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a major research paper
on bunco scams.
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Here it comes. James Crowe.
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Seven indictments, zero convictions.
Every con in the book.
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- A man of many talents.
- Yeah, he really gets around.
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Oh, I'd really Iike to get
this guy Crowe
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and hang him by his ears
for what he did to Kelly.
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That makes two of us.
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What else do you know
about this guy?
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Well, he can't stay
away from the track.
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Give Crowe a horse to bet on,
and he's in seventh heaven.
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Oh, and silk. He Ioves to wear white
silk suits with a Panama hat.
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Every day.
Probably has a closet full of them.
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Well, whatever he wears,
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the DA's office doesn't figure
they've got a guaranteed conviction,
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- so the police have Iost interest.
- Maybe it takes a con to beat a con.
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I mean, I hate to toot my own horn,
guys, but I know some great stings.
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I'd Iove to help you nail this guy.
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- No, I don't think so.
- We could use the Philadelphia FIash.
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Or the Toledo Twist.
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No, no, no.
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I kind of Iike this idea.
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Mac, I can't get the Foundation
involved in something Iike this.
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Absolutely not.
That's why it'II be just you and me.
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- And me.
- Come on, Pete.
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Do it for Kelly and all the
other people Crowe's cheated.
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AII we gotta do is get back 400,000.
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That's all? Listen, I could get
my head handed to me
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for getting into something Iike this.
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Pete, guy...
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...you're dying to do it, you know it.
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Yeah. It would be great, wouldn't it?
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To see if we could out-bunco
Mr. Bunco himself.
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AII right.
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I want everything you know
about bunco scams
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on my desk in half an hour.
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Hey, wait a minute.
What about me?
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Hey, I'm the one who knows
all this stuff.
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Hey, guys!
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The horses are coming onto the track
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for the fourth race, which will
be run at a distance of one mile.
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The Iast race was a bust.
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You know, Benny's obviously
not a very smart trainer.
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Smart trainers dope horses
when I tell them to.
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I think we need to have a very
active conversation with Benny.
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Find him.
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As a reminder,
scratches in the fourth race
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are number three, Paranormal,
and number seven, Nomaly.
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There's Crowe.
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How do I Iook?
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You Iook good.
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Now you Iook great. Come on.
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The horses
are approaching the starting gate.
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Mac, I don't know. I'm telling you,
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I had this hot flash on
Ireland's Own Iast night.
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What are you talking about?
Ireland's Own is a mudder.
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- She only runs in the rain.
- So who did you bet on for me, then?
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Now, if I tell you that,
it won't come true, remember?
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- Okay.
- The flag is up and they're off!
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- AII right, Iet's go-
- Go! Go!
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- Hey, not so Ioud.
- Come on, run, baby, run!
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Hey, buddy! Knock it off, will you?
You are yelling in my ear!
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- Knock it off or I'm gonna call a cop.
- A cop? Do you want a cop?
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You got one right here.
Don't yell in my ear anymore.
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- I'II run you in.
- AII right.
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- For disturbing my peace.
- Okay.
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At the three-quarter pole,
Chocaholic moves up
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- and is now in third position.
- AII right, Iet's go.
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On the rail,
Paris Red is in the lead.
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Snow Miss is second
by half a length over Chocaholic.
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Chocaholic looks strong. And now
it's Paris Red and Chocaholic.
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Okay, come on, Iet's go.
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As they head for the wire, it's Paris
Red and Chocaholic neck and neck.
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And at the finish, it's Chocaholic,
number two, winner by a nose.
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Well, so, what happened?
Did I win?
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When I'm hot, I'm hot. Huh?
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- MacGyver, I Iike your style.
- Yeah?
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You and me are gonna
do things together, buddy.
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Yeah? Like what?
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First, as soon as I get a Iittle cash,
I'm gonna give you a bonus.
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And second, I'm gonna cut you in
on the deal of your Iife.
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If you don't mind getting a Iittle dirty.
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A Iittle dirt never hurt anybody.
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Hey, I gotta get back to the station
before they miss me.
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Yeah.
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Deal of a Iifetime, huh?
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Name's James Crowe.
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And that's a pretty Iame con
you're running on the cop.
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- Don't know what you're talking about.
- PIease, Mr. MacGyver,
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I heard and saw the whole thing.
AII the Iosing tickets,
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making your idiot cop think you
have the Midas touch.
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AII you saw was me making
a friend real happy, that's it.
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Maybe I can make
all three of us happy.
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I don't mind getting
a Iittle dirty either,
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especially if I have
the added protection
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of a tarnished badge in my pocket.
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- I'm Iistening.
- Your cop mentioned
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he had a certain deal
he needed some cash for.
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Well, I might have some ready cash.
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Of course, I'd have to be
cut in on the action.
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- I might be able to arrange that.
- Maybe you and I ought to
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have a more detailed conversation.
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Say, stables, 20 minutes.
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Done.
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Joanne?
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What are you doing here?
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- What are you doing here?
- Following you.
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- Why?
- Because I'm tired of just sitting
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in front of a computer.
I need field experience.
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You picked a fine time
to try and get it.
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But you guys don't know stings
the way I do. I can really help you.
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I mean, Iike finding the mark and
playing the con and roping the mark
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and telling the tale. I know this stuff
Iike the back of my hand.
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- I appreciate everything you're-
- Look, I wanna be where the action is.
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This way. This way.
Bring him over here.
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Looks Iike you just got your wish.
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Ever hear of a blind trainer, Benny?
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Next time I tell you to dope a horse,
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I bet you do it.
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MacGyver, they're gonna kill him.
We've got to do something.
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Take him down that way.
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Bring him in there.
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Tony, keep an eye out.
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Now we'II have a Iittle fun.
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- Come here.
- What are we gonna do?
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- Give me a couple of bobby pins.
- Bobby pin- ? Sure.
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Great. Let me borrow this.
And a couple of buttons.
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- Make it three.
- Another MacGyverism.
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That's it. And Iet me borrow
your glasses, please.
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- They're yours.
- Yeah, thanks.
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So, what do we do now?
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You just did it.
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Time to meet the bad guys.
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Yo, Crowe!
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- Hey, I thought we were gonna talk.
- I thought I told you 20 minutes.
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- I guess my watch is a Iittle fast, huh?
Yeah.
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Let him go.
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Listen, Benny,
next time I'm really gonna
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have to do some damage, you know?
So don't Iet me down, huh?
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I'II do better for you next time,
Mr. Crowe.
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- Yeah.
- I promise I will.
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You'd better.
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00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:56,449
- Well, who's your friend?
- She has an admirer.
237
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:59,452
A certain cop you may have seen me
with earlier who happens to be
238
00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:02,372
- in the Narcotics division.
- Interesting.
239
00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:04,999
Now, this cop has some
pretty heavy gambling debts,
240
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:08,086
and with a Iittle persuasion from
Joanne, might be convinced to-
241
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,046
To hook us into a nice Iittle
cocaine deal
242
00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:13,883
he has going down
in the next couple of days.
243
00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:17,012
Right. Cocaine. Like she says.
244
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:19,222
Well, I Iike a woman with initiative.
245
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:21,724
Tell me, you think you'II be able
to talk our narc friend
246
00:18:21,725 --> 00:18:23,643
into this Iittle proposition?
247
00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:26,479
Well, I've talked him
into propositions before.
248
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:37,573
So was I good? Oh, I was great!
249
00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:39,909
How'd you Iike the way I hooked him
into the Toledo Twist,
250
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:41,744
one of the best stings I've
ever researched?
251
00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:43,162
Yeah, Joanne, that's just great.
252
00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:45,415
Except after reading all
the research you came up with,
253
00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:48,167
Pete and I decided to go
with the Boston Bang.
254
00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:51,546
Oh, that's all wrong for this.
The Twist is much better.
255
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:54,006
But that wasn't
your decision to make.
256
00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:56,384
Listen, have you researched
this stuff? No.
257
00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:58,636
Well, that's what I do.
I've got it nailed.
258
00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:02,014
And the Toledo Twist
is the one to use.
259
00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:04,685
Could I have my glasses back?
260
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:09,855
- You can keep the bobby pins.
- Thanks.
261
00:19:09,856 --> 00:19:11,899
Mac.
262
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:13,776
Uh, you know,
Crowe is gonna check on me,
263
00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:16,612
so I just had Data feed
my cover into the police computers.
264
00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:18,823
I'm a visiting narc on rotation.
265
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:22,159
That's great, Pete.
What's in the bag?
266
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:26,288
Oh, uh, everything we're gonna need
for the Boston Bang.
267
00:19:26,289 --> 00:19:29,625
- Mac, it's gonna be terrific.
- Yeah.
268
00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:32,044
Pete, how do you feel
about the Toledo Twist?
269
00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:33,546
The Twist? Why?
270
00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:35,381
I've had my heart set
on the Boston Bang.
271
00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:36,799
- Well, Joanne thinks-
- Joanne?
272
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:40,177
Pete, trust me. Don't ask her
to explain. Just go with it.
273
00:19:40,178 --> 00:19:42,304
I just bought all this stuff.
274
00:19:42,305 --> 00:19:45,182
Besides, we'd need more people
for the Toledo Twist.
275
00:19:45,183 --> 00:19:47,226
I know, and I got just the guy.
276
00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:49,687
- Who?
- Our old friend Kelly.
277
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:51,605
Crowe knows what Kelly looks like.
278
00:19:51,606 --> 00:19:56,076
Don't worry.
He'll be wearing a beard.
279
00:19:58,321 --> 00:19:59,696
This better be good, MacGyver.
280
00:19:59,697 --> 00:20:02,241
I got a busy day ahead of me
busting dingheads.
281
00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:04,076
I'm sure there's
a proposition that'II be
282
00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:06,203
of mutual benefit
to both of us, Mr. Thornton.
283
00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:08,413
- So you're Crowe, huh?
- Uh-huh.
284
00:20:08,414 --> 00:20:10,165
- I'm Iistening.
- I understand you know
285
00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:12,251
of a certain deal
that's about to happen.
286
00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:14,127
That you may be willing
to split the profits
287
00:20:14,128 --> 00:20:16,546
for a partner with some ready cash.
288
00:20:16,547 --> 00:20:18,215
Maybe.
289
00:20:18,216 --> 00:20:20,050
And that you're up to
your neck in debt.
290
00:20:20,051 --> 00:20:22,469
What the hell are you doing,
telling this guy my business?!
291
00:20:22,470 --> 00:20:24,513
I ought to beat your brains out!
292
00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:27,349
- He's got cash, and we need it.
- Pete, get ahold of yourself.
293
00:20:27,350 --> 00:20:29,184
- Come on, honey. Let him go.
- Come on.
294
00:20:29,185 --> 00:20:31,685
Pete.
- Come on.
295
00:20:34,857 --> 00:20:37,567
- Okay, are we all friends again here?
- Sure we are.
296
00:20:37,568 --> 00:20:40,028
Pete just gets a Iittle anxious
sometimes, that's all.
297
00:20:40,029 --> 00:20:42,030
I've been working on this deal
for a Iong time.
298
00:20:42,031 --> 00:20:43,657
I don't want anybody to screw it up.
299
00:20:43,658 --> 00:20:45,909
I'm just here to help. What can I do?
300
00:20:45,910 --> 00:20:47,661
We need a pound
of 90 percent pure cocaine
301
00:20:47,662 --> 00:20:49,621
to get the deal rolling.
Can you score it?
302
00:20:49,622 --> 00:20:52,749
Yeah, but that's a nice chunk of green
you're asking me to Iay out.
303
00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:55,919
- You're a narc, why can't you get it?
- I'm risking enough already.
304
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:58,713
Look, you don't wanna buy in,
I'II find somebody who will.
305
00:20:58,714 --> 00:21:00,590
Hey, Pete, wait a minute! Come on!
306
00:21:00,591 --> 00:21:02,509
You afraid he's gonna bust you
for possession?
307
00:21:02,510 --> 00:21:05,053
Never entered my mind. If he tried,
I'd bury him for entrapment.
308
00:21:05,054 --> 00:21:06,596
Even he's smart enough
to know that.
309
00:21:06,597 --> 00:21:08,640
I don't wanna be Ieft
sitting on a pound of snort.
310
00:21:08,641 --> 00:21:12,394
What, a guy Iike you can't unload
a pound of coke? Is that it?
311
00:21:12,395 --> 00:21:15,897
Maybe you're getting
a Iittle too cautious.
312
00:21:15,898 --> 00:21:17,857
Yeah, maybe you're right.
313
00:21:17,858 --> 00:21:19,984
AII right, tell your
hotheaded partner I'II do it.
314
00:21:19,985 --> 00:21:21,236
AII right, meet me tonight.
315
00:21:21,237 --> 00:21:23,863
Nine sharp at the
Beverly Canyon Hotel, suite 1611.
316
00:21:23,864 --> 00:21:25,907
Bring the coke with you.
Have it in a plastic bag.
317
00:21:25,908 --> 00:21:30,119
- Now, what's going down?
- I'II Iay it on you when I see the goods.
318
00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:33,665
You show up, you don't Iike what you
see, walk away. It's as simple as that.
319
00:21:33,666 --> 00:21:35,083
Okay.
320
00:21:42,174 --> 00:21:44,092
Hey, not bad.
321
00:21:44,093 --> 00:21:46,677
You guys pick a nice place
for a sting.
322
00:21:46,678 --> 00:21:49,639
Nothing but the best
for our friend Crowe.
323
00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:52,141
- Everything set?
- Yeah, fine.
324
00:21:52,142 --> 00:21:55,144
Did you check your gun,
make sure you're just firing blanks?
325
00:21:55,145 --> 00:21:57,146
- Mac, I've already checked it twice.
- Come on.
326
00:21:57,147 --> 00:22:00,397
Oh, I just Iove this kind of stuff.
327
00:22:01,109 --> 00:22:04,154
- Well, I really do.
- Yeah.
328
00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:21,545
Showtime.
329
00:22:21,546 --> 00:22:24,346
I hope Kelly's beard stays on.
330
00:22:29,012 --> 00:22:32,962
- Everything ready?
- Yeah, right down here.
331
00:22:38,313 --> 00:22:40,813
Hey.
332
00:22:50,408 --> 00:22:53,036
Two-way mirror. Very nice.
333
00:22:53,203 --> 00:22:56,872
This setup Iooks Iike the
Sacramento Switch. Is that it?
334
00:22:56,873 --> 00:22:59,383
Yeah. So where's the stuff?
335
00:22:59,626 --> 00:23:01,794
Patience, officer.
336
00:23:01,795 --> 00:23:03,587
You sure that hasn't been cut
with anything?
337
00:23:03,588 --> 00:23:06,340
Top of the Iine cocaine, my friend.
Tested it myself.
338
00:23:06,341 --> 00:23:09,551
Oh, boy, you gotta be a real
bonehead to snort this stuff.
339
00:23:09,552 --> 00:23:11,637
That Iooks real.
What is that, powdered milk?
340
00:23:11,638 --> 00:23:12,846
Among other things.
341
00:23:12,847 --> 00:23:14,681
Then when your buyer
wants to test the coke,
342
00:23:14,682 --> 00:23:17,809
you're gonna hand him my bag and it's
gonna test out 90 percent pure, right?
343
00:23:17,810 --> 00:23:20,270
So the dimwit who's paying
300 grand for this stuff
344
00:23:20,271 --> 00:23:24,983
- gets 1 pound of high-grade toot-
- And 9 pounds of powdered milk.
345
00:23:24,984 --> 00:23:27,484
You guys are okay.
346
00:23:59,685 --> 00:24:04,655
Look at this guy.
It's Iike taking candy from a baby.
347
00:24:06,067 --> 00:24:09,927
AII right. Let's see what
the money buys.
348
00:24:29,173 --> 00:24:33,385
- Okay.
- Pure as the driven snow.
349
00:24:36,430 --> 00:24:40,016
Now, hold on, son.
Let's not be too hasty.
350
00:24:40,017 --> 00:24:43,637
This boy's mama
didn't raise no dummy.
351
00:24:47,066 --> 00:24:49,233
- Where'd that come from?
- AII right, just be cool.
352
00:24:49,234 --> 00:24:51,778
- Pete can handle it.
- No, this is going down bad.
353
00:24:51,779 --> 00:24:54,689
- Put the gun away.
- Get away.
354
00:25:01,955 --> 00:25:04,455
Nailed him.
355
00:25:20,140 --> 00:25:22,475
What are you doing? You wanna be
here when the cops come?
356
00:25:22,476 --> 00:25:23,976
- Everyone out.
- What about my coke?
357
00:25:23,977 --> 00:25:26,812
That is evidence. I gotta have
something to show to Internal Affairs.
358
00:25:26,813 --> 00:25:28,981
Come on, get out. Not all at once!
359
00:25:28,982 --> 00:25:31,067
I don't want it Iooking
Iike Grand Central Station.
360
00:25:31,068 --> 00:25:32,610
Crowe, you go first.
361
00:25:32,611 --> 00:25:35,070
AII right, but I want a meeting.
Tomorrow, at the dam.
362
00:25:35,071 --> 00:25:36,280
- We're there.
Noon.
363
00:25:36,281 --> 00:25:38,781
We'II be there!
364
00:25:40,994 --> 00:25:43,494
Kelly.
365
00:25:43,622 --> 00:25:46,416
Kelly. Kelly!
366
00:25:46,583 --> 00:25:48,834
I may be dead, but I'm not deaf.
367
00:25:48,835 --> 00:25:52,145
Oh, thank God. Crowe missed.
368
00:25:52,297 --> 00:25:56,300
- You...
These capsules Iook pretty real.
369
00:25:56,301 --> 00:25:58,135
You know, you scared
the hell out of us.
370
00:25:58,136 --> 00:26:00,512
- Yeah, you and me both.
- Oh, Kelly, you were terrific!
371
00:26:00,513 --> 00:26:03,182
Yeah, I even surprised myself.
372
00:26:03,183 --> 00:26:06,393
Well, this is one bag of coke
that is not gonna hit the streets.
373
00:26:06,394 --> 00:26:08,062
It's as good as flushed.
374
00:26:08,063 --> 00:26:09,813
Mac, help me pick up
this money, will you?
375
00:26:09,814 --> 00:26:13,358
- I wanna get it back to the vaults.
- You mean all this money is real?
376
00:26:13,359 --> 00:26:16,403
- But you said it was fake.
- I didn't want you to get nervous.
377
00:26:16,404 --> 00:26:19,781
Are you telling me you Iet this man
carry around $300,000 in cash
378
00:26:19,782 --> 00:26:21,408
and he thought it was fake money?!
379
00:26:21,409 --> 00:26:23,493
I didn't want to affect
his performance.
380
00:26:23,494 --> 00:26:25,370
Do you think Crowe bought it?
381
00:26:25,371 --> 00:26:27,871
Yeah.
382
00:26:28,291 --> 00:26:31,041
And tomorrow we tell the tale.
383
00:26:32,211 --> 00:26:36,761
- How'd it go?
- Not good. I want some insurance.
384
00:26:38,968 --> 00:26:41,468
And she's it.
385
00:26:45,558 --> 00:26:49,448
Now, follow her.
Find out where she Iives.
386
00:27:00,656 --> 00:27:03,366
Okay, now, Iet's go through
this one more time.
387
00:27:03,367 --> 00:27:05,201
Come on, it's good to be ready.
388
00:27:05,202 --> 00:27:07,412
Now, if Crowe asks why MacGyver
389
00:27:07,413 --> 00:27:09,789
has to go into the
police property room with you-
390
00:27:09,790 --> 00:27:12,876
I just say that it's a Iot quicker
for four hands
391
00:27:12,877 --> 00:27:15,045
to pack up $2 million than two.
392
00:27:15,046 --> 00:27:18,146
- Right.
- Rehearsal's over, kids.
393
00:27:22,428 --> 00:27:26,389
I Iost money Iast night.
I hate Iosing money.
394
00:27:26,390 --> 00:27:28,933
How'd you Iike to make
a million bucks in one day?
395
00:27:28,934 --> 00:27:31,269
- You kill me, MacGyver.
LIisten to me.
396
00:27:31,270 --> 00:27:33,813
The money from Iast night went
into the police property room,
397
00:27:33,814 --> 00:27:35,523
which holds
a whole Iot more money.
398
00:27:35,524 --> 00:27:38,484
And I have easy access
to that property room.
399
00:27:38,485 --> 00:27:41,321
If you want in, all you gotta do
is come up with 400,000 cash.
400
00:27:41,322 --> 00:27:43,448
We take your 400 grand
and turn it into 2 million
401
00:27:43,449 --> 00:27:46,367
once we get into the police property
room. Then we pull a switch.
402
00:27:46,368 --> 00:27:49,454
You spend 400,000,
you make a million dollars' profit.
403
00:27:49,455 --> 00:27:51,664
Why should I believe you?
You've already Iost me money.
404
00:27:51,665 --> 00:27:53,750
- I should give you more?
Hey, wait.
405
00:27:53,751 --> 00:27:56,419
You're the one that blew it Iast night,
not us, Crowe.
406
00:27:56,420 --> 00:27:59,881
You're Iucky we came back to you.
Hey, Iisten, if you're not interested-
407
00:27:59,882 --> 00:28:03,885
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
AII right, say I give you the cash.
408
00:28:03,886 --> 00:28:08,916
- How do you pull this off?
- Joanne, get the suitcase.
409
00:28:14,897 --> 00:28:19,859
I put your money in a suitcase
with a false bottom, Iike this, see?
410
00:28:19,860 --> 00:28:21,319
Your money goes on top,
411
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:23,237
because the watch commander
is gonna check it,
412
00:28:23,238 --> 00:28:25,031
naturally, to make sure it's real.
413
00:28:25,032 --> 00:28:28,284
And we put pop-up stacks
of fake money in the false bottom.
414
00:28:28,285 --> 00:28:31,454
Just put the ends together Iike this
and you got it. See?
415
00:28:31,455 --> 00:28:33,955
It's terrific.
416
00:28:34,166 --> 00:28:36,250
- Looks good.
- Oh, they Iook a Iot better
417
00:28:36,251 --> 00:28:38,002
with real money stacked
on top of them.
418
00:28:38,003 --> 00:28:40,212
By the time they find out
that the money is gone,
419
00:28:40,213 --> 00:28:42,506
there will have been so many
people in and out of there,
420
00:28:42,507 --> 00:28:43,841
they'II never know who took it.
421
00:28:43,842 --> 00:28:46,343
So tomorrow Mac and Pete go
down into the police property room
422
00:28:46,344 --> 00:28:48,554
with the suitcase
at exactly two minutes to 1.
423
00:28:48,555 --> 00:28:50,973
Pete tells the watch commander
he got the money in a bust.
424
00:28:50,974 --> 00:28:53,517
The watch commander gives me
the key to the property room,
425
00:28:53,518 --> 00:28:55,269
and then he goes to Iunch
at 1:00.
426
00:28:55,270 --> 00:28:57,062
And he just Ieaves you
alone in the room?
427
00:28:57,063 --> 00:29:00,983
- I'm a cop. Cops trust cops.
- MacGyver's not a cop.
428
00:29:00,984 --> 00:29:03,193
He's the witness to the crime.
429
00:29:03,194 --> 00:29:06,363
I have to take his statement as soon
as I'm through in the property room.
430
00:29:06,364 --> 00:29:09,575
And then MacGyver helps me
Ioad the money.
431
00:29:09,576 --> 00:29:12,077
Four hands are better than two.
432
00:29:12,078 --> 00:29:14,371
Not bad. Not bad.
433
00:29:14,372 --> 00:29:17,583
What are you gonna do about the
2 million? You can't take it out in that.
434
00:29:17,584 --> 00:29:19,668
The Brockman trunk.
It's a case Pete was handling.
435
00:29:19,669 --> 00:29:21,462
It's finally going to trial tomorrow.
436
00:29:21,463 --> 00:29:24,715
You see, Mr. Brockman killed his
fourth wife. He hid her body in a trunk.
437
00:29:24,716 --> 00:29:26,592
I have been subpoenaed
to take that trunk
438
00:29:26,593 --> 00:29:30,470
out of the property room tomorrow
and down to the court as evidence.
439
00:29:30,471 --> 00:29:32,556
And, Mr. Crowe, here's the topper:
440
00:29:32,557 --> 00:29:38,007
That trunk is just about the right size
to hold $2 million.
441
00:29:44,235 --> 00:29:47,320
If I Iose 400 grand on this deal,
442
00:29:47,321 --> 00:29:52,371
you're gonna wish you never
Iaid eyes on me, you know.
443
00:29:53,661 --> 00:29:55,245
What, it's too dangerous?
444
00:29:55,246 --> 00:29:58,248
This whole thing was my idea.
I don't believe you guys.
445
00:29:58,249 --> 00:30:00,792
After all I've done, you're not gonna
Iet me be in on the touch.
446
00:30:00,793 --> 00:30:03,920
I can't be responsible for you
out there if anything goes wrong.
447
00:30:03,921 --> 00:30:06,381
- I'm not asking you to be.
- No good.
448
00:30:06,382 --> 00:30:09,182
You're out of it. My decision.
449
00:30:25,359 --> 00:30:27,235
A peace offering, huh?
450
00:30:27,236 --> 00:30:29,279
Come on in.
451
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:31,780
Thank you.
452
00:30:38,289 --> 00:30:40,039
Interesting breakfast.
453
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:43,668
I always photograph strange things
when I'm angry.
454
00:30:43,669 --> 00:30:45,420
You must get angry a Iot.
455
00:30:45,421 --> 00:30:47,463
So I'm still not going
with you guys tomorrow?
456
00:30:47,464 --> 00:30:50,258
No. And you know it's
for your own good, too.
457
00:30:50,259 --> 00:30:52,759
My own good?
458
00:30:52,970 --> 00:30:55,470
So, what's in the bag?
459
00:30:55,597 --> 00:30:57,807
Pastrami on rye.
460
00:30:57,808 --> 00:31:00,638
You call that a peace offering?
461
00:31:00,811 --> 00:31:04,230
Oh, terrific.
I'm always blowing a fuse.
462
00:31:04,231 --> 00:31:07,984
Come on, I have some extras
in the kitchen.
463
00:31:10,070 --> 00:31:12,570
MacGyver.
464
00:31:14,825 --> 00:31:17,325
Phone's dead.
465
00:31:19,621 --> 00:31:21,163
Got a flashlight?
466
00:31:21,164 --> 00:31:23,332
This battery should do it.
467
00:31:23,333 --> 00:31:25,668
- I need some matchbooks too.
- Matchbooks, okay.
468
00:31:25,669 --> 00:31:28,169
Two of them.
469
00:31:33,927 --> 00:31:39,987
AII I have to do is connect your
floodlight wires to this battery.
470
00:32:10,839 --> 00:32:13,339
This should bridge the gap.
471
00:32:15,260 --> 00:32:16,719
What are you gonna do?
472
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:21,720
I'm gonna try and brighten
their evening a Iittle bit.
473
00:32:59,429 --> 00:33:01,929
Come on.
474
00:33:18,906 --> 00:33:20,365
Mac!
475
00:33:26,455 --> 00:33:28,456
What's going on, Crowe?
476
00:33:28,457 --> 00:33:30,458
Let's just say if I'm gonna
give you 400 grand,
477
00:33:30,459 --> 00:33:32,627
I'm gonna need
a Iittle insurance policy.
478
00:33:32,628 --> 00:33:34,921
- What do you want?
- Simple.
479
00:33:34,922 --> 00:33:37,882
Tomorrow we'II meet outside
the Decker Street police station.
480
00:33:37,883 --> 00:33:40,885
You'II go in with my money, you'II do
the switcheroo in the property room,
481
00:33:40,886 --> 00:33:43,304
you'II put the $2 million in the trunk,
bring it out to me
482
00:33:43,305 --> 00:33:45,014
and then I'II give you the girl.
483
00:33:45,015 --> 00:33:46,891
- When?
- Don't worry, MacGyver.
484
00:33:46,892 --> 00:33:48,560
She'II be with me.
I'm gonna be nearby.
485
00:33:48,561 --> 00:33:52,063
- You'II get her when I get the trunk.
- What if I say no to your deal?
486
00:33:52,064 --> 00:33:55,454
- Well, then, she's dead.
- MacGyver.
487
00:33:56,819 --> 00:33:59,279
It's a deal. She's yours.
488
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:01,739
Yes.
489
00:34:01,740 --> 00:34:04,240
Come on.
490
00:34:21,426 --> 00:34:24,720
I should have known
Crowe would cover his flanks.
491
00:34:24,721 --> 00:34:29,011
- Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.
- Yeah, we got cocky.
492
00:34:29,017 --> 00:34:30,977
Look, Joanne is gonna be all right.
493
00:34:30,978 --> 00:34:33,488
As Iong as Crowe needs her.
494
00:34:35,274 --> 00:34:37,774
Pete.
495
00:34:38,527 --> 00:34:40,945
Crowe's always slipped
through the cops' fingers
496
00:34:40,946 --> 00:34:44,907
- by using Iegal technicalities, right?
- Yeah.
497
00:34:44,908 --> 00:34:47,868
Well, what if the cops found him
498
00:34:47,994 --> 00:34:52,039
in their property room
with his hand in the till?
499
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:54,416
That'd be a Iittle tough to explain,
don't you think?
500
00:34:54,417 --> 00:34:56,544
Well, sure, but our plan
didn't include taking Crowe
501
00:34:56,545 --> 00:34:58,963
- into the police station with us.
- What if we convince him
502
00:34:58,964 --> 00:35:00,589
that we can't be trusted
with his money?
503
00:35:00,590 --> 00:35:03,050
- Then he'd wanna go in, wouldn't he?
- Well, why should he?
504
00:35:03,051 --> 00:35:06,220
He knows we're not gonna do anything
funny as Iong as he's got Joanne.
505
00:35:06,221 --> 00:35:10,081
Unless he thinks
we don't care about her.
506
00:35:55,395 --> 00:35:57,938
- You got the whole 400,000 in there?
- That's all of it.
507
00:35:57,939 --> 00:36:00,819
You got the fake money in here?
508
00:36:03,486 --> 00:36:05,986
Very good. Okay.
509
00:36:07,490 --> 00:36:10,492
Yeah, I Iove the smell of money,
don't you?
510
00:36:10,493 --> 00:36:12,118
Nothing Iike it.
511
00:36:12,119 --> 00:36:13,912
CIears the sinuses,
you know what I mean?
512
00:36:13,913 --> 00:36:17,374
- By the way, your girlfriend says hello.
- Oh, yeah?
513
00:36:17,375 --> 00:36:18,917
Good.
514
00:36:18,918 --> 00:36:23,630
Well, give us about 20 minutes,
and we'II be back with $2 million.
515
00:36:23,631 --> 00:36:25,382
Wait a second, wait a second.
516
00:36:25,383 --> 00:36:27,258
You gentlemen seem
a Iittle too eager here.
517
00:36:27,259 --> 00:36:30,845
What about the girl?
You didn't ask about her.
518
00:36:30,846 --> 00:36:33,181
- How is she?
- She's fine.
519
00:36:33,182 --> 00:36:37,435
She's watching us right now
with a gun pointed at her head.
520
00:36:37,436 --> 00:36:40,230
Oh, she's out here.
You're not gonna find her.
521
00:36:40,231 --> 00:36:42,690
Well, Iooks Iike you got us, Crowe.
522
00:36:42,691 --> 00:36:45,568
Hold it. Maybe this girl doesn't mean
as much to you as I thought.
523
00:36:45,569 --> 00:36:48,988
- That girl? Is my Iife.
Yeah, right.
524
00:36:48,989 --> 00:36:51,366
And everybody's got a price.
525
00:36:51,367 --> 00:36:53,034
I'm going in with you.
526
00:36:53,035 --> 00:36:54,619
Nobody's gonna handle
my money but me.
527
00:36:54,620 --> 00:36:56,079
Now, wait a minute. That's crazy.
528
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:59,499
My plan didn't include you going into
the property room, just MacGyver.
529
00:36:59,500 --> 00:37:04,337
Instead of having one witness to your
supposed drug bust, you'II have two.
530
00:37:04,338 --> 00:37:08,132
When you see me come down
with the trunk, send the girl out.
531
00:37:08,133 --> 00:37:10,633
Come on.
532
00:37:31,073 --> 00:37:35,513
Now, move to that door.
Don't say a word. Move.
533
00:37:54,304 --> 00:37:59,384
You know, you guys are really
gonna get it this time...
534
00:38:21,206 --> 00:38:23,749
I guess you don't remember me,
do you, Crowe?
535
00:38:23,750 --> 00:38:25,626
But then, you don't remember
any of the people
536
00:38:25,627 --> 00:38:28,747
you con out of their Iife savings.
537
00:38:31,049 --> 00:38:33,549
Look familiar?
538
00:38:37,055 --> 00:38:38,430
Do you hear that, honey?
539
00:38:38,431 --> 00:38:43,602
Because if your boys don't come up
with the money, then you're history.
540
00:38:43,603 --> 00:38:48,233
Get him in there!
Get him down in there.
541
00:38:48,441 --> 00:38:54,711
One peep out of you, Crowe,
you'II never Iive to see daylight again.
542
00:38:58,993 --> 00:39:01,493
Have a nice day.
543
00:39:09,504 --> 00:39:12,632
AII right, easy. Easy.
544
00:39:14,133 --> 00:39:16,633
Come on.
545
00:39:20,515 --> 00:39:23,058
- Good Iuck.
Thanks.
546
00:39:23,059 --> 00:39:25,559
Come on!
547
00:39:31,233 --> 00:39:33,733
Oh. Thanks.
548
00:39:35,321 --> 00:39:37,821
How you doing?
549
00:39:49,168 --> 00:39:50,919
Well, what can I do you for?
550
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:52,420
Sergeant Thornton.
551
00:39:52,421 --> 00:39:54,255
I got a trunk here
with a Iot of coke in it.
552
00:39:54,256 --> 00:39:56,883
I had a Iousy bust.
The guy got away, but I got his stash.
553
00:39:56,884 --> 00:39:59,386
Lucky you. What about him?
554
00:39:59,595 --> 00:40:02,597
Oh, the detective and I are
very attached to one another.
555
00:40:02,598 --> 00:40:05,098
He's a pickpocket.
556
00:40:05,392 --> 00:40:11,742
I gotta get him downtown for an
arraignment as soon as we're through.
557
00:40:31,543 --> 00:40:33,211
So we gonna get
this booked in already?
558
00:40:33,212 --> 00:40:35,338
- I got a busy day ahead of me.
- Sure.
559
00:40:35,339 --> 00:40:40,969
But you gotta have a 314-72A form
before I can do anything.
560
00:40:44,139 --> 00:40:50,119
Okay, but I gotta get the watch
commander's John Hancock on this.
561
00:40:56,693 --> 00:40:59,193
Wait here.
562
00:41:38,943 --> 00:41:40,861
- Hey.
- Yeah.
563
00:41:40,862 --> 00:41:42,863
You reading the sports section?
564
00:41:42,864 --> 00:41:46,544
- No. You- You want it?
- Yeah, thanks.
565
00:41:46,868 --> 00:41:48,952
I'II give it back to you
as soon as I'm done.
566
00:41:48,953 --> 00:41:51,453
Sure.
567
00:42:18,483 --> 00:42:22,213
Sarge, I need your okay
on this, please.
568
00:42:41,297 --> 00:42:43,797
Shh!
569
00:42:46,510 --> 00:42:52,880
Uh, Joe, I'm kind of in a hurry.
Could you get the sarge to okay...?
570
00:43:24,882 --> 00:43:26,966
I'm Iooking at two dead men.
571
00:43:26,967 --> 00:43:30,178
It's been a Iot of fun.
- You're dead meat, MacGyver!
572
00:43:30,179 --> 00:43:32,138
You're both dead!
573
00:43:32,139 --> 00:43:34,639
You're dead meat!
574
00:43:36,727 --> 00:43:39,227
Come on, Iet's go.
575
00:43:46,737 --> 00:43:51,287
- What's taking him so damn Iong?
- Take it easy.
576
00:44:05,547 --> 00:44:09,092
Excuse me. No, no, you first.
577
00:44:12,137 --> 00:44:14,637
Give me a hand.
578
00:44:42,292 --> 00:44:46,755
Now, Mac, this part
we take nice and easy.
579
00:44:53,469 --> 00:44:55,137
Sarge, I need your autograph here.
580
00:44:55,138 --> 00:44:58,228
Do you mind? There's a Iine here.
581
00:45:12,071 --> 00:45:14,824
That's Crowe. Come on.
582
00:45:32,550 --> 00:45:35,050
Howdy.
583
00:45:37,179 --> 00:45:39,347
What, are you stupid?
What, are you gonna shoot him?
584
00:45:39,348 --> 00:45:42,183
- There's a million cops out here.
- Where the hell's Crowe?
585
00:45:42,184 --> 00:45:44,519
Who cares? Let's get the money.
586
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:47,020
Okay, I'II get the van.
587
00:45:48,899 --> 00:45:50,483
Thanks.
588
00:45:50,484 --> 00:45:54,134
You know, you could
have been a doctor.
589
00:46:05,291 --> 00:46:07,750
- Who the hell are you?
- Um... Um...
590
00:46:07,751 --> 00:46:10,921
And what are you doing in my cage?
591
00:46:17,886 --> 00:46:19,304
Gee, you're all tied up.
592
00:46:19,305 --> 00:46:22,682
- Maybe I should come back Iater.
- MacGyver.
593
00:46:22,683 --> 00:46:25,226
- MacGyver?
- Yeah, the pants could come in a Iittle,
594
00:46:25,227 --> 00:46:28,477
but they're not bad, huh?
Come on.
595
00:46:30,649 --> 00:46:34,694
Quick, there were two other guys
here too. With a trunk!
596
00:46:34,695 --> 00:46:40,015
Twenty years on the force,
I never had so much excitement.
597
00:46:42,327 --> 00:46:44,537
You're not gonna just
Iet them get away.
598
00:46:44,538 --> 00:46:49,958
Nope, I think the bottom's
about to fall out of that plan.
599
00:46:52,754 --> 00:46:56,904
That's the guys!
Right there!
600
00:46:56,925 --> 00:46:59,176
Freeze!
Hands up!
601
00:46:59,177 --> 00:47:01,677
Get your hands up!
602
00:47:03,432 --> 00:47:05,932
Come on.
603
00:47:06,476 --> 00:47:08,102
Whoa!
604
00:47:08,103 --> 00:47:10,813
- So, what do you think now, Kelly?
- Hey, after helping you guys
605
00:47:10,814 --> 00:47:15,044
pull this off,
I feel Iike I can do anything.
48573
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