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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,300 --> 00:00:06,700 (chattering) 2 00:00:35,900 --> 00:00:38,700 - (golf stroke thwacks) - (Mozart playing) 3 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:43,200 (man yells) 4 00:00:43,300 --> 00:00:44,300 (hip hop blaring on radio) # I came from the bottom # 5 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:45,300 # I made it to the top # 6 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:47,900 # And I'm married to the game, and this game don't stop # 7 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,100 # Coming to your town to invade your block # 8 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:52,400 # Yo, we live from the hood, taking over your spot # 9 00:00:52,500 --> 00:00:54,800 # I came from the bottom, I made it to the top # 10 00:00:54,900 --> 00:00:58,000 # I'm married to the game, and this game don't stop # 11 00:00:58,100 --> 00:00:59,400 (whistle blows) 12 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:06,400 (hip-hop resumes) 13 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:07,500 # I'm gonna drop # 14 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:09,000 # Whatever I drop is hot # 15 00:01:09,100 --> 00:01:10,100 # It's gonna rock # 16 00:01:10,100 --> 00:01:11,900 (indecipherable rapping) 17 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,800 # Got so much money, now I can't be stopped # 18 00:01:14,900 --> 00:01:17,000 # Follow me while I take you on an odyssey # 19 00:01:17,100 --> 00:01:19,700 # I'm gettin' dollars, see, can't nothin' bother me # 20 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:21,600 # Green grass, yeah, blowin' on the hood # 21 00:01:21,700 --> 00:01:23,700 # Million-dollar caddy call me Tiger Woods # 22 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:26,400 (Mozart resumes) 23 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:34,600 (blaring) #... from the bottom, I made it to the top # 24 00:01:34,700 --> 00:01:37,100 # I'm married to the game, and this game don't stop # 25 00:01:37,100 --> 00:01:39,500 # Coming to the your town to invade your block # 26 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:41,900 # We live from the hood, takin' over your spot # 27 00:01:41,900 --> 00:01:44,200 # I came from the bottom, I made it to the top # 28 00:01:44,300 --> 00:01:46,500 # I'm married to the game, and this game don't stop # 29 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:49,100 # Coming to your town to invade your block # 30 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:51,300 # We ride from the hood, takin� over your spot # 31 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:53,200 # Yo, drop # 32 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:58,200 MAN: Nice ride 33 00:01:58,300 --> 00:02:01,000 - What�s up, my guy? - Whoa, C-Note, lm a huge fan 34 00:02:01,100 --> 00:02:02,400 - Is that right? Okay - Yeah 35 00:02:02,500 --> 00:02:04,800 What�s up, G? Hey, who on tour this week? 36 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:05,800 Gnarls Barkley 37 00:02:05,900 --> 00:02:07,400 Can you hook my boy up with some backstage passes? 38 00:02:07,500 --> 00:02:09,500 I think he tryin to get his pimp thing together 39 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:10,600 Hey, thanks a lot 40 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:12,200 All right? Peace, buddy 41 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:13,800 - Hey - How you doing? 42 00:02:13,900 --> 00:02:15,400 You still breast feed? 43 00:02:16,700 --> 00:02:18,500 Well, it ain't the Southside 44 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:19,500 - No - Sure ain�t 45 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:22,100 You got to be kidding 46 00:02:23,900 --> 00:02:26,500 Is this the caliber of person we want in the club? 47 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:29,800 HARRINGTON: With all due respect, Mr Cummings, 48 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:33,700 he was the President of United States 49 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:35,800 An unfortunate accident 50 00:02:35,900 --> 00:02:38,600 - (laughing) - And besides, I cant stand the wife 51 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:40,200 Denied Next? 52 00:02:41,300 --> 00:02:43,700 Oh, hmm, dykes on spikes 53 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:46,900 I�m led to believe he does have a very successful talk show 54 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,500 Denied Next? 55 00:02:55,900 --> 00:02:57,300 What�s happening, players? 56 00:02:57,300 --> 00:02:59,800 - DREAD: What�s the burning in here? - What y'all smokin on? 57 00:03:03,300 --> 00:03:06,600 - Blip (whispers) pow - All right 58 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:08,000 I call you back 59 00:03:08,100 --> 00:03:09,900 And how you doin? 60 00:03:09,900 --> 00:03:11,000 May I help you? 61 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,500 Yes, I want to get an application for membership 62 00:03:15,100 --> 00:03:17,100 You don't just apply for membership here 63 00:03:18,100 --> 00:03:19,500 You have to be invited 64 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:21,700 Your eyes blue? 65 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:25,100 Ooh, I bet they be tryin to kiss you in the mouth 66 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,600 (gags) 67 00:03:30,900 --> 00:03:32,500 (growls) Denied 68 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:34,700 Mr Cummings, we have a problem 69 00:03:36,500 --> 00:03:37,800 Theres no problem 70 00:03:37,900 --> 00:03:39,800 - Uh - C-NOTE: Hell, no 71 00:03:39,900 --> 00:03:41,000 That ain�t the Rev 72 00:03:41,100 --> 00:03:43,100 I didn�t know Al Sharpton was a member What�s happening? 73 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:44,600 We in the right place? 74 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:46,200 How may we help you? 75 00:03:46,300 --> 00:03:48,800 (British accent) lm in desperate search of an application, sir 76 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:53,200 Uh, well take them to the Caddy Master 77 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:55,200 We always have a spot in the yard 78 00:03:55,300 --> 00:03:57,400 for an enterprising young man who can carry a bag 79 00:03:57,500 --> 00:03:58,600 - What? - What? 80 00:03:58,700 --> 00:03:59,700 Did he call you a nigger? 81 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:01,500 - Uh... - You want me to carry a bag? 82 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:04,100 If you�d prefer, you could work in the stables 83 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:06,300 - Horses?! - How are you with a shovel? 84 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:07,900 - Shovel?! - He just said, 85 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,800 Nigger, shovel that horse shit 86 00:04:09,900 --> 00:04:13,100 - Meto shovel horse shit? - Its honest work 87 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:16,000 G, could you please school this nine-ball on who hes talking to? 88 00:04:16,100 --> 00:04:18,700 Yes, I will Gentlemen, step back! 89 00:04:19,900 --> 00:04:21,000 Shout it 90 00:04:22,500 --> 00:04:25,900 You are in the presence of a multi-platinum greatness 91 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,400 Preach that shit! 92 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:30,300 The impresario of hip-hop 93 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:34,100 - Bam! - The godfather of modern rap 94 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:38,300 - Bam! - The artist formerly known as 95 00:04:38,300 --> 00:04:40,200 - (sings high note) - Bam! 96 00:04:40,300 --> 00:04:43,100 - Tell it, girl - Christopher C Hawkins, 97 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:46,900 the one, the only, C-Note 98 00:04:46,900 --> 00:04:48,400 Southside 99 00:04:48,500 --> 00:04:50,500 Southside! 100 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:52,500 Lm sorry, Mr Note 101 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:55,900 l... I don't watch much MTV 102 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,100 As you can see, 103 00:04:57,200 --> 00:04:59,900 were in the middle of reviewing candidates 104 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:02,100 for membership, so 105 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:04,100 Well, we just in time Sign me up 106 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:06,000 CUMMINGS: Lm afraid it doesn't work that way 107 00:05:06,100 --> 00:05:10,100 You see, we have a very stringent application process 108 00:05:10,100 --> 00:05:11,200 Stringent 109 00:05:11,300 --> 00:05:13,300 Can I get a stringent on the rocks? 110 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:17,100 Okay, G, could you please show him some love for me one time 111 00:05:18,700 --> 00:05:21,400 (C-Note sings a note) 112 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:26,000 - How's a million? - Memberships only 500,000 113 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:27,400 Keep the rest as a gratuity, 114 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:32,100 you know, for letting us circumvent your stringent process 115 00:05:32,100 --> 00:05:33,200 You feel me? 116 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:37,100 No, I don't feel you 117 00:05:38,300 --> 00:05:41,000 This is a very exclusive club 118 00:05:41,100 --> 00:05:42,900 We have a five-year waiting list 119 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,600 (snobbish affect) A five-year waiting list 120 00:05:45,700 --> 00:05:49,000 of over 600 very qualified candidates 121 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:50,900 Very qualified 122 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,000 We only have 180 members 123 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:55,100 I can assure you, Mr Note, 124 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:59,300 there is not a chance in hell that you will be number 181 125 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:01,400 You feel me? 126 00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:03,400 That�s cold, my brother 127 00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:05,100 lm not your brother 128 00:06:05,100 --> 00:06:06,700 That�s some astringent shit 129 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:10,000 Please show Mr Note and his friends to the exit 130 00:06:10,100 --> 00:06:13,500 Yo, yo, yoyo, yo Hey, this some bullshit 131 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:15,300 Were gonna talk to Johnny Cochran about this 132 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:16,600 Hes dead 133 00:06:16,700 --> 00:06:18,100 Oh, wait a minute You killed Johnny Cochran? 134 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:19,500 You moron 135 00:06:19,500 --> 00:06:20,700 Hes dead? 136 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:21,700 Lets ride 137 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:23,700 - Lets go - This is astringent 138 00:06:23,700 --> 00:06:25,600 - All this is astringent - DREAD: Yeah, we comin back 139 00:06:25,700 --> 00:06:28,500 We comin back with more black people 140 00:06:28,500 --> 00:06:30,300 Well be talkin to you soon 141 00:06:30,300 --> 00:06:31,800 BIG LARGE: Step outside, well be astringent 142 00:06:31,900 --> 00:06:36,000 DREAD: Come on here, girl Thank you 143 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:37,600 (man rapping reggaeton) 144 00:06:41,300 --> 00:06:42,400 Great party house 145 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:44,300 on one of the best streets in Carolina Pines 146 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:48,000 Location, location, location, right? 147 00:06:48,100 --> 00:06:51,400 Oh, it has a six-car garage, plenty of parking for all your guests, 148 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:53,400 and more square footage than you�ll know what to do with 149 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:56,200 Oh, Tom Cruise lives two doors down 150 00:06:56,300 --> 00:06:58,700 His lot size is much smaller 151 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:03,100 Now, cant you just hear the blender whipping up a batch of Margaritas 152 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:07,200 while you�re kicking back, catching some rays with your bitches 153 00:07:07,300 --> 00:07:08,500 - Your what? - Bitches 154 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:09,600 Watch your mouth, buddy 155 00:07:09,700 --> 00:07:12,600 Oh, bitches, pretty girls, I get it lm down with that 156 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:15,900 I could just smell those lines being cut Mmm 157 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,500 Are you pickin up what lm puttin down? 158 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:19,100 You feel me, don�t ya? Yeah 159 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:21,300 All right, lets move on 160 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:24,400 If I haven�t sold you already, give me one more chance 161 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:27,600 because this is the pi�ce de r�sistance 162 00:07:27,700 --> 00:07:30,800 You have the entire Carolina Pines Golf and Country Club 163 00:07:30,900 --> 00:07:33,200 right here in your back yard 164 00:07:33,300 --> 00:07:34,200 Oh, and that... 165 00:07:34,300 --> 00:07:36,400 that right there is the 17th hole, 166 00:07:36,500 --> 00:07:39,300 made famous when Jack Nicklaus called it the 167 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:40,700 Best hole in all of golf 168 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:42,500 Yes, you�re a fan 169 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:44,400 Everybody knows Jacks the man 170 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:46,400 Yeah, but all about Tiger 171 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:48,800 - Hes so cute - Hey, G, how we looking? 172 00:07:48,900 --> 00:07:51,600 That was my contact at the County Registrars office 173 00:07:51,700 --> 00:07:53,100 Everything checks out We good 174 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:56,000 All right Well take it, all cash offer 175 00:07:56,100 --> 00:07:58,500 Tell your client I need to close by the end of business tomorrow 176 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:00,800 - Can you do that? - Oh, fabulous 177 00:08:00,900 --> 00:08:04,000 You are really going to spice things up around here 178 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:05,800 You bring the sugar Fantastic 179 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:37,600 - Honey - Hmm? 180 00:08:37,700 --> 00:08:39,700 I have a lesson with the golf pro today 181 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:41,100 That�s fine, honey 182 00:08:41,100 --> 00:08:43,800 Just keep your head down and keep your eyes on the ball 183 00:08:43,900 --> 00:08:45,900 What do you think about what lm wearing? 184 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:49,100 Uh, yeah its perfect 185 00:08:57,400 --> 00:08:58,500 Ugh 186 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:01,100 I think III wear this 187 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:02,900 it wont restrict my swing 188 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,700 Well, that�s perfect, honey 189 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:06,000 Just remember, 190 00:09:06,100 --> 00:09:10,800 keep your head down and your eyes on the ball 191 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,700 CUMMINGS: So when will you make a decision? 192 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:20,400 FROSTY: Within the next three weeks 193 00:09:20,500 --> 00:09:23,800 CUMMINGS: Well, I think I speak for everyone here at Carolina Pines 194 00:09:23,900 --> 00:09:27,000 when I say we would love to host the US Open 195 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:29,200 We did have a successful tournament here, 196 00:09:29,300 --> 00:09:32,900 the year that Jack Nicklaus shot a 62 on the last day 197 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,300 Oh, yeah, he had a good round 198 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:37,100 its only two strokes off my course record 199 00:09:37,300 --> 00:09:38,200 (Mick groans) 200 00:09:38,300 --> 00:09:40,000 Did I ever tell you about that? 201 00:09:40,100 --> 00:09:41,900 Just last week 202 00:09:41,900 --> 00:09:44,100 - Never grows old, sir - Yeah 203 00:09:44,100 --> 00:09:45,800 - (siren rings in the distance) - Did you hear something? 204 00:09:45,900 --> 00:09:49,000 Uh, I think its coming from the 17th, over there 205 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:52,900 - (slow hip hop playing) - Come on, girls, give it to me now 206 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,100 Stay close 207 00:09:54,100 --> 00:09:57,000 - Sexy - # That�s right # 208 00:09:57,100 --> 00:09:58,400 - Oh - # Burn, man # 209 00:09:59,500 --> 00:10:01,700 - Shit - # Uh-huh, now# 210 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:05,500 - # lm back # - Oh, I love my job 211 00:10:06,300 --> 00:10:09,200 # lm your fireman, fire, fa, fireman # 212 00:10:09,300 --> 00:10:10,800 # I got that fire, lm hollering # 213 00:10:10,900 --> 00:10:12,100 # I got that fire, come and try me # 214 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:15,500 # You can spark it up, and lm-a put you out # 215 00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:17,600 # Ain�t nobody fucking with me man # 216 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:21,100 # Heatman, Ski Mask, spending next weeks cash, he fast # 217 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:24,300 - # And I don�t even need a G pass # - Shake what your mamma gave ya, yeah 218 00:10:24,300 --> 00:10:25,700 # lm passing em out now# 219 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:27,800 # And you cant have that # 220 00:10:27,900 --> 00:10:29,400 # And my chain Toucan Sam that # 221 00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:31,400 # Tropical colors you cant match that # 222 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:32,900 # Gotta be abstract # 223 00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:35,200 - Oh, how y�all... - # You catch my gal legs open # 224 00:10:35,300 --> 00:10:36,900 - # Betta smash that # - Cut! 225 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,500 (needle pulls off record) 226 00:10:40,300 --> 00:10:42,200 What the hell are you doing in my golf course? 227 00:10:42,300 --> 00:10:44,800 Shootin a music video What it look like? 228 00:10:44,900 --> 00:10:47,200 It looks to me like trespassing 229 00:10:47,300 --> 00:10:49,000 It does look like trespassing 230 00:10:49,100 --> 00:10:50,600 And you�re the one that�s doin the trespassing 231 00:10:50,700 --> 00:10:52,900 Now, get your monkey ass off my property 232 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,200 Your property? 233 00:10:54,300 --> 00:10:55,700 You see that line? 234 00:10:56,900 --> 00:10:59,900 It represents the property line of that estate 235 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:03,900 Now, 99 years ago your club leased the land from the owner of record 236 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:08,100 That 99-year lease expired yesterday, and was not renewed 237 00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:11,100 One acre belonging to Carolina Pines 238 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:13,400 reverted back to the owner of that property 239 00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:16,000 Guess who closed escrow yesterday? 240 00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:19,100 Whoo! 241 00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:23,500 How much do you want? 242 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:24,900 Oh, it ain�t about the money 243 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,000 I don't wanna beat you up on the land at all 244 00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:30,800 All I want is a membership, and I sign everything over to you 245 00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:32,900 III never get that past the board 246 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,700 All right, girls, were going commando style 247 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:36,800 Everybody take off your tops 248 00:11:36,900 --> 00:11:38,800 Whoa, whoa, whoa... All right, III try 249 00:11:38,900 --> 00:11:40,600 III do what l... You got a deal 250 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,400 Okay Don�t play with me, though 251 00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:47,600 III keep you up way past your bedtime deal? 252 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,900 All right, everybody back to one Here we go, girls 253 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,500 And action! 254 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:01,400 - # Yeah, yeah # - Uh, lm sorry, Frosty 255 00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:03,000 Just a slight misunderstanding 256 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,400 Is he a member? 257 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:07,400 (laughs) No I assure you, no 258 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:10,500 III be back in three weeks to make my final decision 259 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:13,300 Well make this our little secret, 260 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:16,100 but if I find out that this is how you run your club, Cummings, 261 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:18,800 the only thing you�ll be hosting is a Bud Light commercial 262 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:24,600 I like those Bud Light commercials... funny and creat... 263 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:27,100 I�m all over it, sir 264 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:29,600 Can I go back and watch for a little bit? 265 00:12:29,700 --> 00:12:31,400 No 266 00:12:35,900 --> 00:12:38,100 Everyone 267 00:12:38,100 --> 00:12:41,400 Id like to introduce you to Miss Shannon Williams 268 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:44,100 Hello Nice to meet you all 269 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:46,900 l've hired Miss Williams to handle the C-Note situation 270 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:48,300 She comes highly recommended 271 00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:50,700 Graduated top of her class from Harvard, 272 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:52,400 law degree from Columbia 273 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,000 Miss Williams 274 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:57,100 Gentlemen, lm not going to waste your time 275 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:59,700 He owns the property legally and outright, 276 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:02,000 and you have no legal recourse to get it back 277 00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:05,200 Now, the way I see it is you have two choices... 278 00:13:05,300 --> 00:13:07,900 Take his offer or buy him out 279 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:11,000 - Harrington? - Well, yes, its a complex scenario... 280 00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:13,500 - Well buy him out - Well buy him out 281 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:15,900 As you legal counsel, I would advise against it 282 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,900 If I were you, Id take his offer 283 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,200 - Not an option - Not an option, no 284 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:22,300 May I ask why? 285 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:24,800 Hes a... hes a rapper 286 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:26,200 Not quite our class, dear 287 00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:30,200 This is not a strip club its a golf and polo club 288 00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:32,300 its gentleman�s club 289 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:34,600 Well, its gonna cost you 290 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:36,300 Throw some money at him, Miss Williams, 291 00:13:36,300 --> 00:13:37,900 and make him go away 292 00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:46,900 C-NOTE: That�s right 293 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,100 So what I need you to do is call your boys, 294 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:51,700 crunch the numbers and y�all gotta make this thing work for me 295 00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:53,600 I don�t think its working on the bill, you now 296 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,300 You either want to be part of the team or you don�t 297 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:56,900 Toodles Jackass 298 00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:01,700 Sorry to interrupt you, C, but we have here a Ms Williams, 299 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,200 and she�s a 300 00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:04,200 lawyer? 301 00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:06,800 Can I interest you in something to drink? 302 00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:08,800 No, thank you This is a business call 303 00:14:08,900 --> 00:14:10,300 - Water? - No 304 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:12,000 - Kool Aid? - No 305 00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:15,400 - Juice? - No, thank you, Mr Hawkins 306 00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:16,800 All right, cool Have a seat 307 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,500 Okay 308 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:23,500 We gotta give you a hand 309 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:26,600 - Smart play - How's that? 310 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:31,600 Sending a beautiful, voluptuous, honey-caramel-complexioned sister here 311 00:14:31,700 --> 00:14:33,800 to do battle with the big bad brother from the streets 312 00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:37,200 Mr Hawkins, you�re hardly from the streets 313 00:14:37,300 --> 00:14:38,700 You went to Dartmouth 314 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:41,600 You graduated with a bachelor degree in business, 315 00:14:41,700 --> 00:14:43,100 a minor in English lit 316 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:45,800 - Hmm - You played lacrosse for the Big Green 317 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:47,100 Rightwing, wasn�t it? 318 00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:51,400 So this gangsta rap thing cover up that you got going 319 00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:53,000 wont get any play with me 320 00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:56,700 Well, either you know how to Google real good, 321 00:14:56,700 --> 00:14:58,400 or somebody done did their homework 322 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,800 Well, I like to know who lm dealing with 323 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:01,900 So were dealing now 324 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,400 Yes, lm authorized to settle this dispute 325 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:05,700 All I want is the membership 326 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:07,300 I don�t know nothing about no dispute 327 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:11,900 My client was under duress and made a rash verbal commitment 328 00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:14,400 Hed like to honor his word but alter it 329 00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:15,900 Oh, this ain�t about the money 330 00:15:15,900 --> 00:15:19,200 I know its about sticking it to the man 331 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:20,300 So what�s the number? 332 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:21,700 There is no number 333 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:25,300 Come on Everybody has a price 334 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:26,700 Girl, you done brought me a gift? 335 00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:28,100 Yes, we did 336 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:30,600 Three million dollars? 337 00:15:31,700 --> 00:15:33,200 That�s grocery money, baby 338 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:37,000 Now, the property alone is worth five million in a soft market 339 00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:39,600 You do the math You tryin to play me? 340 00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:41,600 Lm not trying to play you 341 00:15:41,700 --> 00:15:44,200 I just want to settle this So what will it take? 342 00:15:44,300 --> 00:15:46,700 I want a membership, 343 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:50,100 and I wanna stick it to the man 344 00:15:51,900 --> 00:15:53,000 And the deal is done 345 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,900 # You know it could happen, it don't happen# 346 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,200 # Till it happen, when it happen# 347 00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:57,600 - # You gonna wish it never did # - # Hey! # 348 00:15:57,700 --> 00:15:59,200 BIG LARGE: That�s the 458, man 349 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:02,900 You got the 458 where the 622 should be 350 00:16:02,900 --> 00:16:05,300 its stupid its stupid! 351 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:07,800 MISS WILLIAMS: Are you sure you wont reconsider? 352 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:10,300 Well, I don�t know 353 00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:15,300 You might have to tell your boss man, sir, that I ain�t gonna change my mind 354 00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:19,100 C-100! Lookin good 355 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:21,500 Bam, check it out 356 00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:22,500 What�s up? 357 00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:24,800 Plasma screen televisions, X-Box 360, 358 00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:28,700 30-gig mega... rrrrr with a rrrr hard drive 359 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:31,300 so you can download the (makes noise) MP3 360 00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:33,900 (laughs) 361 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:37,700 Navigation system so you can ghost-ride the whip 362 00:16:37,700 --> 00:16:39,700 - # Ghost-ride the whip # - # Ghost-ride the whip # 363 00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:41,800 - # Ghost-ride the whip # - # (together) ghost-ride the whip # 364 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:42,800 # Ghost-ride the whip # 365 00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:44,400 C-NOTE: # Now, freeze # 366 00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:45,700 Let it go Bam! 367 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,700 - Bill me, baby - What you know about that? 368 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:48,800 - What�s happenin? - # You know it could happen # 369 00:16:48,900 --> 00:16:50,300 - Yeah! - # It don't happen# 370 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:53,300 # Till it happen when it happen, you gonna wish it never did # 371 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,300 # You know it could happen# 372 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:57,200 # It don't happen till it happen when it happen# 373 00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:59,000 # You gonna wish it never did # 374 00:17:03,700 --> 00:17:05,900 So how much it cost me? 375 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,800 Nothing Hes not interested in your money 376 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:11,700 This is not acceptable, Miss Williams 377 00:17:11,700 --> 00:17:16,300 I need you to kid-glove this guy, you know, speak his language, 378 00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:19,100 you know, wine and dine him 379 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:22,800 Mr Cummings, I am a lawyer, not a street hooker 380 00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:25,500 I didn�t mean to insult you, Miss Williams 381 00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:27,500 lm just up against it 382 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:29,900 Exactly what are you up against? 383 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:34,700 His lifestyle has jeopardized our chances of hosting the US Open 384 00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:37,800 The USGAs going to be here in three weeks to make their decision, 385 00:17:37,900 --> 00:17:39,200 and I need this guy gone 386 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:44,900 I will not let a low-life street thug ruin everything l�ve worked so hard for 387 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,800 So give him a membership 388 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,300 Have you not been listening to what l�ve been saying? 389 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,300 According to your bylaws, 390 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:54,400 all new members are on probation for the first four weeks 391 00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:57,700 Ah I like where you�re heads at 392 00:17:57,800 --> 00:18:01,800 If he even breaks one rule, the slightest infraction, 393 00:18:01,900 --> 00:18:03,400 Yeah, he wont last one day 394 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,500 And then you�ll have grounds for dismemberment 395 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:11,100 Dismemberment Oh l like the sound of that 396 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:14,000 I thought you would 397 00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:15,600 Have a good day 398 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,600 (helicopter whirring) 399 00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:53,300 Whoa, Killah Ink 400 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:39,900 Hey, Mr C What�s happening, baby? 401 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,400 I have to hand it to you, Mr Hawkins 402 00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:44,000 - That was a heck of an entrance - Who got next? 403 00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:47,700 Show me the money Show me the channel, baby 404 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:49,800 Show me that cheese Get in where you fit in 405 00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:51,500 Money talkin, bullshitwalkin 406 00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:54,700 We doin it just like the strip clubs You got to pay to play, baby 407 00:19:54,700 --> 00:19:56,900 How you feelin, kid? You ready to sink this thing or what? 408 00:19:56,900 --> 00:19:58,800 - Nothing but net - Call the shot, Caddy Mack 409 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:01,000 Okay, boys, listen up Here�s the shot 410 00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:03,300 Off the ice machine, into the pole, 411 00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:06,600 off the fire extinguisher, into the ball washer, 412 00:20:06,700 --> 00:20:08,800 bounce, bounce, bounce, into the vending machine, 413 00:20:08,900 --> 00:20:09,900 into the bucket 414 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,400 Easy like Sunday morning, baby 415 00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:13,800 Now, you good, Mick-o, but you ain�t that good 416 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:15,400 You guys, step back for me, huh? 417 00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:17,300 Hey, what kind of odds are y�all layin down 418 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:19,100 - What�s up? What you doin, hustler? - What�s up, baby? 419 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:22,500 - Hey, ol timer How ya doin, bro? - Hey 420 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:24,200 - Good to see you, man - Whoo, how's your mom? 421 00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:26,000 - Doin good, man - Well, you give her my best 422 00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,300 - Will do, will do - Yo, yo, my man 423 00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:28,800 Why don�t you did deep in your pockets 424 00:20:28,900 --> 00:20:30,100 and get into this game? 425 00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:31,900 Boy, you still out here hustling them greens? 426 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,200 Is water still wet? 427 00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:36,000 Does a bear shit in the woods and wipe his ass with a white rabbit? 428 00:20:36,100 --> 00:20:38,700 You�re damn right lm still reading them, baby 429 00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:40,900 Well, III tell you what Ten to one 430 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,600 my man right here slams it home, baby 431 00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:46,200 If you wanna rake some easy cash, Id take that bet 432 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:47,800 lm gonna make it even sweeter for you 433 00:20:47,900 --> 00:20:49,000 I want a stack 434 00:20:49,100 --> 00:20:51,900 That�s a stizzle on my nizzle for the whizzle 435 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,400 That�s the win if you know that one 436 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:54,800 Make it light on yourself, baby 437 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:10,300 Come on, baby Come on, come on, baby 438 00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:16,900 - MAN: Yeah! - (men hollering) 439 00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:19,100 - Bam! - Money! 440 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:20,400 That boy got game 441 00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:23,600 Tiger who? Tiger mother-lovin who 442 00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:24,800 Yes 443 00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:31,200 (hip hop blaring on radio) # Throws some Ds on that # 444 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:32,500 # Just bought a Cadillac # 445 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:34,100 # Rich Boy sellin' it # 446 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:35,700 # All them haters wanna jack # 447 00:21:35,700 --> 00:21:38,500 # Tight, no stick, just bought a Cadillac # 448 00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:39,600 # Throw some Ds on that # 449 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,500 # Just bought a Cadillac # 450 00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:43,000 # Throw some Ds on that b... # 451 00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:44,500 Throw some Ds on that ho! 452 00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:46,000 Sweet ride 453 00:21:46,100 --> 00:21:47,200 Wilson, shut up 454 00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:50,100 - Sorry - Man, you look like the Easter Bunny 455 00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:55,500 Mr C, Mr C, I didn�t know they made them pants for men 456 00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:57,000 I thought they was women�s britches 457 00:21:57,700 --> 00:22:00,300 Look like a red-headed bitch with a blue sweater on 458 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:01,900 Quiet on the tee 459 00:22:05,900 --> 00:22:08,200 (Big Large meowing) 460 00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:12,000 (laughing) 461 00:22:12,100 --> 00:22:13,500 - (C-Note makes cat growl) - (Dread barks) 462 00:22:15,900 --> 00:22:17,700 C-NOTE: I love it 463 00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:22,700 Now its time to play some golf 464 00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:32,300 MAN: # You know, cash boys, the music man# 465 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:36,000 # Yeah, let me tell you why I'm undefeated # 466 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,600 # I'm the best at this game # 467 00:22:37,700 --> 00:22:39,700 # lost one as soon as you stepped in this lane # 468 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:41,500 # Told y'all, showed y'all I was the one # 469 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,300 # Spittin' flames, shinin' bright as the sun# 470 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:45,700 # So I rock my ice just to cool y'all # 471 00:22:45,700 --> 00:22:47,900 # Do you know how much money this jewelry costs? # 472 00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:49,800 # Hold onto that thought, I'm B-A-D # 473 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:52,400 # Starvin' MCs I E-A-T# 474 00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:54,400 # Now, y'all couldn't beat us, even if you cheat us # 475 00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:56,600 # On the golf course in my Adidas # 476 00:22:56,700 --> 00:22:58,400 # I'm far side, it's all right # 477 00:22:58,500 --> 00:23:00,700 # On the green, gettin' high as I shoot the par-fives # 478 00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:02,600 # Stop cry in', what's all the fuss about? # 479 00:23:02,700 --> 00:23:05,400 # Like MTV, I'll burn this house # 480 00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:07,100 # Might get mad, flip, freakin' cuss you out # 481 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:09,300 # Like you a bad mutha, shut your mouth # 482 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:12,000 # I won this game like a champion# 483 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,300 # 'Cause I'm always doin' what can't be done # 484 00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:15,500 # Another hole-in-one when I hit the tee # 485 00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:18,300 # On a winnin' spree, call it a victory # 486 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:20,400 # I won this game like a champion# 487 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:22,800 # And I'm always doin' what can't be done # 488 00:23:22,900 --> 00:23:24,300 # Another hole-in-one when I hit the tee # 489 00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,800 # On a winnin� spree, call it a victory # 490 00:23:26,900 --> 00:23:29,600 WOMAN: # He don't talk the name about it... # 491 00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:31,300 Oh, Mulligan! 492 00:23:34,100 --> 00:23:35,500 Can I give you a piece of advice? 493 00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:37,700 Take it back low and slow 494 00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:39,700 And then when you come through and hit the ball, 495 00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:41,000 just don�t try to kill it 496 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,100 I gotcha 497 00:23:43,900 --> 00:23:46,300 Whoo! Yeah 498 00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:47,900 Nice call 499 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,600 - Who�s your caddy? - You 500 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:52,000 Ride up front with your boy Lets go, y�all 501 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:54,600 # I won this game like a champion # 502 00:23:54,700 --> 00:23:57,000 # Another hole-in-one when I hit the tee # 503 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,700 # On a winnin spree, call it a victory # 504 00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:02,300 Uh, give me my 60-degree wedge 505 00:24:06,700 --> 00:24:07,900 Check this out 506 00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:11,300 Is that a Nos system? 507 00:24:11,300 --> 00:24:14,000 You better believe it Want me to give it some juice? 508 00:24:14,100 --> 00:24:16,300 - Yeah - Hey, yo, B, hold on 509 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:18,400 - What? - I�m-a count you down 510 00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:20,900 Three, two, one 511 00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:23,400 (all screaming) 512 00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:37,700 Southside 513 00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:38,800 Slow down! 514 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,500 Brake! 515 00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:48,000 Incoming! 516 00:24:54,100 --> 00:24:55,700 Oh 517 00:24:55,700 --> 00:24:57,000 Ohh! 518 00:24:58,700 --> 00:25:00,500 C-NOTE: Damn 519 00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:01,900 Hey, boy 520 00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:04,900 (bones creak) 521 00:25:04,900 --> 00:25:07,300 Whoo! 522 00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,000 Fore! 523 00:25:09,100 --> 00:25:10,100 You stupid 524 00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:11,500 (groans) 525 00:25:13,100 --> 00:25:16,300 - Here, come on - How would you say, 50 feet? 526 00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:17,600 (groans weakly) 527 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,400 C-NOTE: (slaps back) Hey, Mr C, 528 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:26,600 what�d you shoot today, baby? 529 00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:28,700 (weakly) Uh, I only got one hole in 530 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:34,100 So that means you shot a low score (chuckles) 531 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:36,100 Hello 532 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:41,400 That looks scrumptious-ssss 533 00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:43,900 Well, its She Crab Soup 534 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:48,200 its our signature dish You really should try some, sir 535 00:25:49,500 --> 00:25:50,600 I will 536 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:55,900 (sniffs) 537 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,300 (Mrs Cummings gasps, moans) 538 00:25:58,300 --> 00:26:00,200 (sniffs) 539 00:26:00,300 --> 00:26:01,400 - Mm-hmm - (groans) 540 00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:02,600 Mm-hmm 541 00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:10,600 Hey my-guy, what�s your name, buddy? 542 00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:12,000 Wilson, sir 543 00:26:12,100 --> 00:26:13,900 Nah, don�t call me sir The names Christopher 544 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,600 Sorry, sir... I mean, Christopher, sir... I mean... I like you 545 00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:18,700 All right, Dice Clay Jr, sir 546 00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:22,000 (slaps hard) Holler at your boy, Mr C! 547 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,300 (whispers) Holler at ya, Miss 548 00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:29,600 (humming) 549 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:38,800 # Freedom gonna come some day # 550 00:26:38,900 --> 00:26:42,600 # Freedom, oh, oh # 551 00:26:42,700 --> 00:26:44,300 (humming) 552 00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:47,400 (stops humming) 553 00:26:50,900 --> 00:26:53,000 (hums) 554 00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:56,100 You see something you like? 555 00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:57,400 (chuckles) 556 00:26:57,500 --> 00:27:00,200 You better keep looking at the man in the mirror 557 00:27:00,300 --> 00:27:01,300 bro 558 00:27:03,300 --> 00:27:06,500 I know I got a bangin body I got it goin on 559 00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:08,500 # You must like what you see # 560 00:27:08,700 --> 00:27:10,700 # You must like what you see # 561 00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:12,900 # Cause you see a brother like me # 562 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:16,200 # Huh, huh, huh, and lm-a break it down # 563 00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:17,200 # lm-a break it down # 564 00:27:17,300 --> 00:27:20,000 # And when I wanna stop # (farts) 565 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:23,800 (farts) # Back to the beat # 566 00:27:23,900 --> 00:27:26,700 # Bam, bam, bam # 567 00:27:26,700 --> 00:27:30,300 Look, I know it looks big, but its only three inches 568 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,200 from the back wall 569 00:27:34,700 --> 00:27:36,200 How's your mamma and them? 570 00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:41,600 (Lady G gasps) Oh, oh, oh 571 00:27:41,700 --> 00:27:43,300 This is a nice-ass pad 572 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:45,300 What�s happenin, baby 573 00:27:45,300 --> 00:27:49,700 Yeah, if you like turned-up collars with polo ponies and pink-striped pants 574 00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:51,600 - Which we don�t - Which we don�t 575 00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:54,900 Now, what�s this, though? Trophies, anyone? 576 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:58,000 Okay, not only do they have trophies, they got a pimp cup 577 00:27:58,100 --> 00:28:00,200 Look at this, the Inglewood pimp cup 578 00:28:00,300 --> 00:28:03,200 - Hmm - Look, they put your balls in a glass 579 00:28:03,300 --> 00:28:06,900 Yeah I don�t see no pictures of my boy Tiger 580 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,400 (Southern accent) Nah, no negras hear 581 00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:12,000 C-NOTE: We got goin? 582 00:28:12,100 --> 00:28:14,700 Nah, hold up That�s a brother right there, isn�t it? 583 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:17,900 DREAD: No, that�s just a caddy 584 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,500 WILSON: Hey, what up, Christopher? 585 00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:27,000 I hear you�re getting your jacket tonight, man 586 00:28:27,100 --> 00:28:29,100 - That�s tight - What�s up, baby boy? 587 00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:32,300 - Whatch a doin? - (chuckles) 588 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:34,900 Your dads got a lot of hardware around here 589 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,200 Looks like he the club champion up in here 590 00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:38,700 Yeah He cheats 591 00:28:38,700 --> 00:28:40,200 What�s this right here? 592 00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:41,700 Carolina Classic? 593 00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:43,800 Its the biggest polo tournament in the country 594 00:28:43,900 --> 00:28:45,900 - You play? - I suck 595 00:28:45,900 --> 00:28:48,000 - Can anybody play? - If you got the bankroll, yeah 596 00:28:48,100 --> 00:28:50,900 Hey, gang, I think its time we bought ourselves a polo team 597 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,600 - G, you got me? - I got you 598 00:28:52,700 --> 00:28:55,200 Call Ralph Party, people! 599 00:28:57,500 --> 00:28:58,600 - Yeah - Horse? 600 00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:02,800 - Horses - I�m not riding on a horse 601 00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:11,800 (clinking glass) 602 00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:15,800 Ladies and gentlemen, 603 00:29:15,900 --> 00:29:21,000 as you know, the jacket ceremony for new inductees here at Carolina Pines 604 00:29:21,100 --> 00:29:22,700 is a sacred tradition 605 00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:23,800 (mocks) 606 00:29:23,900 --> 00:29:25,000 CUMMINGS: So lets get to it 607 00:29:25,100 --> 00:29:28,700 Pray all assembled, please raise your glasses 608 00:29:28,700 --> 00:29:32,100 And join me in welcoming our first inductee... 609 00:29:32,100 --> 00:29:34,000 Mr Carson Courtemarche 610 00:29:34,100 --> 00:29:36,400 - Oh, hell no, hell no - Whatever 611 00:29:36,500 --> 00:29:38,000 DREAD: You got a big-ass head, brother 612 00:29:38,100 --> 00:29:40,100 (chuckles) Look at that big-ass head 613 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,700 - BIG LARGE: Boo, boo, boo - DREAD: You got a shiny forehead 614 00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:45,400 Chump Nice haircut 615 00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:51,000 Uh l have no words to describe our next inductee 616 00:29:51,100 --> 00:29:52,700 Ain�t no words! 617 00:29:52,700 --> 00:29:55,000 - Damn right - Ain�t no words 618 00:29:55,100 --> 00:29:59,300 So lets welcome Mr Christopher Hawkins 619 00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:03,700 - LADY G: Yo, C! - ENTOURAGE: C! C! C! C! 620 00:30:03,700 --> 00:30:05,000 - LADY G: Yeah, walk it off! - C! C! 621 00:30:05,100 --> 00:30:06,900 - Its about time - C! C! C! C! 622 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,700 - Walk it off! - Bam! 623 00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:11,100 Bam! Bam! Bam! 624 00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:14,500 - Killah Ink! - Bam! Whoo-hoo! 625 00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:16,100 You�re doin it You�re lookin good 626 00:30:16,100 --> 00:30:18,000 You�re lookin good 627 00:30:18,100 --> 00:30:22,100 Uh, unfortunately, I have a little bit of bad news 628 00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:23,500 Uh-oh, somebody pregnant 629 00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:27,900 Mr Hawkins, your membership has been officially revoked 630 00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:29,300 - LADY G & BIG LARGE: What?! - Revoked? 631 00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,400 - Did he say nigger? - This don�t make no sense 632 00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:32,900 C-NOTE: Hold on one second Back up, stiff 633 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,700 Hold on, khaki-man Hold on, hold on one minute 634 00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:35,900 What do you mean, revoked? 635 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,300 Enlighten him, Miss Williams 636 00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:39,700 Who is Miss Wilson? 637 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:45,900 Mr Hawkins, you have violated several of the clubs bylaws 638 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:49,300 If you please turn your attention to the plasma screen 639 00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:51,100 - Court TV - (together): Here we go 640 00:30:51,100 --> 00:30:56,300 WILLIAMS: Violation number one, rule 729-36 641 00:30:56,400 --> 00:31:00,600 No personal or commercial aircrafts may land on the course 642 00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:03,000 except in case of emergency 643 00:31:03,100 --> 00:31:04,800 Hold on, Ronald Reagan Jr 644 00:31:04,900 --> 00:31:07,400 If you see the plasma, you see the chopper didn�t even touch the grass 645 00:31:07,500 --> 00:31:09,000 LADY G: Didn�t even touch the ground, lady 646 00:31:09,100 --> 00:31:11,500 Oh, yeah, oh yeah I didn�t even see that 647 00:31:11,500 --> 00:31:13,900 Can you say hovering? 648 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,600 Its a technicality 649 00:31:15,700 --> 00:31:17,400 We are getting technical, aren't we? 650 00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:20,200 Violation number two, section E, rule 12... 651 00:31:20,300 --> 00:31:22,700 What did he do now, proper light skin? 652 00:31:22,700 --> 00:31:25,300 Thirty-six, dash 12 653 00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:28,500 No firearms are permitted on the premises 654 00:31:28,500 --> 00:31:30,200 No, hold up, hold up 655 00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:33,300 - I�m will whoop her ass - Excuse me, dog 656 00:31:34,500 --> 00:31:35,700 This is signed by the mayor 657 00:31:35,700 --> 00:31:38,900 The permit to carry my weapon wherever and whenever I would like to 658 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,000 - Forgery - DREAD: Forg...! 659 00:31:40,100 --> 00:31:42,500 The potato salad was a forgery 660 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,800 - No, Mr Mayor - My signature 661 00:31:45,900 --> 00:31:50,800 - Anything else? - But... what about that... that monstrosity? 662 00:31:50,900 --> 00:31:53,100 - That�s Big Large - He almost killed me 663 00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:54,700 Is that against the rules, too? 664 00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:56,700 You are a disgrace to every member who�s come before you 665 00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:59,000 You�re not fit to wear the Carolina Pines crest 666 00:31:59,100 --> 00:32:02,000 MAN: What does this mean? 667 00:32:02,100 --> 00:32:03,400 - Daddy? - What? 668 00:32:03,500 --> 00:32:04,500 Oh, shoot 669 00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:07,100 Sweet Jesus 670 00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:08,800 Excuse me, honey Excuse me 671 00:32:08,900 --> 00:32:10,900 What does this mean? 672 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,500 # What does it mean? # 673 00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:18,000 Hes not fit to wear the Carolina Pines crest? 674 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,300 - Preach on it! - Go on, Reverend! 675 00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,900 Does this mean hes not the right size? 676 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:26,000 In the words of Whitney Houston, Hell to the no! 677 00:32:26,100 --> 00:32:30,300 Or is it about something else, something more sinister? 678 00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:32,700 - Holler! - Cause this is surely not about 679 00:32:32,900 --> 00:32:34,500 guns and golf carts 680 00:32:35,300 --> 00:32:39,700 - MAN: Tell it! - This is not about rules and infractions 681 00:32:39,700 --> 00:32:45,600 No, no, no This here is about black and white 682 00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:48,000 - Free Mandela! - That�s what lm talkin about! 683 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,200 This is about rich and poor 684 00:32:50,300 --> 00:32:53,500 DREAD: Theres a lot of rich, not enough poor in here 685 00:32:53,500 --> 00:32:55,300 Why cant a soul brother 686 00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:58,500 - walk these fairways, huh? - Amen! 687 00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:02,000 Why cant a soul brother be Capn Crunch? 688 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,500 WOMAN: # I wanna know# 689 00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:04,700 Capn... 690 00:33:07,900 --> 00:33:10,000 (laughing) Capn Crunch 691 00:33:11,700 --> 00:33:13,100 Captain Crunch? 692 00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:15,500 He in the zone Preach, little preach! 693 00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:18,500 If you strip this brother of his jacket, 694 00:33:18,500 --> 00:33:22,000 you will strip yourselves of your very souls 695 00:33:22,100 --> 00:33:23,100 Hallelujah! 696 00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:26,800 Halle-shunna-hiya-hiya, hoola-nah-nah shunna 697 00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:29,500 (continues speaking in tongues) 698 00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:44,100 Now I ask you 699 00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:46,700 are you going to take away this beautiful brothers dream? 700 00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:48,400 - Mm-mmm - Hmm? 701 00:33:49,500 --> 00:33:51,400 MAN: # What did the man say? # 702 00:33:53,500 --> 00:33:58,400 I think not because if you do, I will sue the living... 703 00:33:58,500 --> 00:34:00,100 - Shit! - Out of you 704 00:34:00,100 --> 00:34:01,300 Can I get a amen? 705 00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:02,400 Amen! 706 00:34:02,500 --> 00:34:03,500 - Amen - LADY G: Hallelujah! 707 00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:05,600 - Holler if you hear me - (yells) 708 00:34:05,700 --> 00:34:06,900 Peace out! 709 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,500 # Come on# 710 00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:10,700 # Fire's gonna leave it low now# 711 00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:12,700 - Here we go! - Yes! 712 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:14,100 Who the hell was that? 713 00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:18,900 Yeah, I told you we was gonna get in, baby, all day 714 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:22,500 Hey, C-Note, I just wanna say, man, 715 00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:24,500 I was really impressed with how you handled my father 716 00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:26,200 l�ve never seen anyone diss him like that 717 00:34:26,300 --> 00:34:28,400 Well, lm gonna tell you something Ain�t nobody scared of your daddy 718 00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:29,700 You know what lm talkin about? 719 00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:32,200 All right, what he do? What he do? 720 00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:35,400 What up? What up? 721 00:34:35,500 --> 00:34:36,700 What�s happening? 722 00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:39,100 The boys wanna take the chopper into the city and party You in? 723 00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,200 Y�all go ahead and do that III catch up with y�all in a minute 724 00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:46,900 Ain�t she a little Abercrombie and Bitch for you? 725 00:34:46,900 --> 00:34:48,400 Girl, you crazy Y�all have fun 726 00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:49,500 - Crazy - All right 727 00:34:49,500 --> 00:34:52,100 My girlfriend Rashida gets off the pole in 15 728 00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:53,800 Shout me a holler, C! 729 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,100 So check this out 730 00:34:56,100 --> 00:34:58,100 You wanna come to the city and party with us? 731 00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:01,400 I don�t know I mean, are they gonna have shotguns there? 732 00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:02,600 Front seat 733 00:35:02,700 --> 00:35:04,400 All right 734 00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:06,800 Mmm 735 00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:14,400 Ahh 736 00:35:14,500 --> 00:35:16,400 - # She's so cinematic # - (sniffs) Mmm 737 00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:19,000 # She's so cinematic # 738 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,400 # She's turned me to an addict # 739 00:35:21,500 --> 00:35:24,100 # Got me addicted to her # 740 00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:28,600 # To her, to her, to her, to her # 741 00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:32,900 - # To her, to her, to her # - Ooh 742 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,400 # Ooh, yeah shawty so cinematic # 743 00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:37,600 # I spit a little game just to get the rabbit # 744 00:35:37,700 --> 00:35:40,000 # It's me on the microphone, I've been an addict # 745 00:35:40,100 --> 00:35:42,600 # Yo, pimp yo' rabbit, I could pimp your static # 746 00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:44,100 Yo, how you been doin? 747 00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,400 MAN: Welcome to the club 748 00:35:46,500 --> 00:35:50,200 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Where you goin? 749 00:35:50,300 --> 00:35:53,300 Hey its a nice jacket 750 00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:54,800 You earned it 751 00:35:54,900 --> 00:35:56,800 You know I don�t back down for nothing 752 00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:58,800 I don�t expect you to 753 00:35:58,900 --> 00:36:00,600 Why don't we stop this 754 00:36:00,700 --> 00:36:03,300 me versus you and 755 00:36:03,300 --> 00:36:05,200 together take a little break and... 756 00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:06,500 Take a break? 757 00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:08,900 Get to know one another, be friends or something 758 00:36:11,500 --> 00:36:13,200 You know, hang? 759 00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:16,000 - Hang - Rent a movie 760 00:36:16,100 --> 00:36:19,400 I got T-shirts, footies 761 00:36:23,900 --> 00:36:25,400 Id rather scratch 762 00:36:28,700 --> 00:36:31,200 We got some hood in us after all Let me find out 763 00:36:31,300 --> 00:36:34,200 Good-night, Mr Hawkins 764 00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:37,600 Id rather say good-morning 765 00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:40,000 Good-night 766 00:36:40,100 --> 00:36:42,100 # She�s so cinematic # 767 00:36:42,300 --> 00:36:44,700 # She�s so cinematic # 768 00:36:44,700 --> 00:36:47,200 # She's turned me to an addict # 769 00:36:47,300 --> 00:36:50,100 # Got me addicted to her # 770 00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:53,400 # To her, to her, to her # 771 00:36:53,500 --> 00:36:58,100 # To her, to her, to her, to her # 772 00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:00,200 I like country clubs 773 00:37:03,300 --> 00:37:06,400 C-NOTE: Mick-a-leek-o 774 00:37:06,500 --> 00:37:08,800 Looks like I ain�t the only one out here breaking the rules 775 00:37:08,900 --> 00:37:12,500 Yeah, well, this is the only time I get a chance to practice 776 00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:14,000 What are you practicing for? 777 00:37:14,100 --> 00:37:16,100 I just love the game 778 00:37:18,300 --> 00:37:21,300 If you have that much love for the game, you�ll have to get a new bag of sticks 779 00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:25,800 They work for me 780 00:37:27,500 --> 00:37:29,700 Oh, they sure do 781 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,000 C-NOTE: Holler at your boy, man 782 00:37:32,100 --> 00:37:33,800 Yup 783 00:37:33,900 --> 00:37:35,500 MAN: # We ain't done, son# 784 00:37:38,900 --> 00:37:40,700 # Uh-huh # 785 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,900 # Ha ha # 786 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:44,700 # Don't make that booty clap # 787 00:37:44,900 --> 00:37:46,600 # Don't make that booty clap # 788 00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:48,500 WOMAN: # We gonna make that booty clap # 789 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,200 # Gonna make that booty clap # 790 00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:52,200 MAN: # Girl, don't make that booty clap # 791 00:37:52,300 --> 00:37:53,900 # Don't make that booty clap # 792 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,000 WOMAN: # We gonna make that booty clap # 793 00:37:56,100 --> 00:37:57,200 # Gonna make that booty clap # 794 00:37:57,300 --> 00:38:00,000 MAN: # You ain't gonna do it # 795 00:38:00,100 --> 00:38:01,800 # You ain't gonna do it # 796 00:38:01,900 --> 00:38:03,100 # You ain't gonna... # 797 00:38:10,500 --> 00:38:12,300 (man rapping) 798 00:38:23,900 --> 00:38:26,000 You like her, don�t you? 799 00:38:26,100 --> 00:38:28,900 If my father knew I was here, hed shit a golf ball 800 00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:49,000 You wanna slap that ass? 801 00:38:49,100 --> 00:38:50,100 Think I do 802 00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:52,400 You have to know you do 803 00:38:54,300 --> 00:38:56,700 You wanna... you wanna slap that ass? 804 00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:58,100 I do 805 00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:00,200 Whose ass is it? 806 00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:01,300 Hers? 807 00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:03,700 No 808 00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:05,100 its your ass 809 00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:06,600 its mine? 810 00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:28,500 Okay, you better get your... 811 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:32,900 Its Tank, baby, in the flesh 812 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,600 Long time, no see 813 00:39:34,700 --> 00:39:36,000 - Tank? - Yeah 814 00:39:36,100 --> 00:39:37,100 I thought you got life 815 00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:39,100 Oh, no, baby lm out, lm out 816 00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:40,200 Oh 817 00:39:40,300 --> 00:39:42,000 Think I could slap it? 818 00:39:42,100 --> 00:39:46,200 I mean, not like a tiger, but like a teddy bear 819 00:39:46,300 --> 00:39:47,400 Tigers play too rough 820 00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:49,800 So slap it like a nice teddy bear 821 00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:51,200 You been lifting weights? 822 00:39:51,300 --> 00:39:53,500 Oh, Id rather be lifting you, girl 823 00:39:53,500 --> 00:39:56,600 Oh, I know Well, you know I cut out the protein 824 00:39:56,700 --> 00:39:58,000 - I�m eating a lot of sugar - Oh, yeah 825 00:39:58,100 --> 00:39:59,600 its time to get some of this chocolate going 826 00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:01,300 Uh-huh Oh, you want that chocolate? 827 00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:03,200 Uh-huh, carve it up? 828 00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:06,300 Yeah, melted, uh-huh Ooh, girl 829 00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:07,700 Lets pick up where we left off, 830 00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:09,600 but there ain�t gonna be no police this time, all right? 831 00:40:09,700 --> 00:40:12,200 Okay You know, Tank 832 00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:14,700 All right I lifted that restraining order 833 00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:18,200 its all... its all good Wont be no cops 834 00:40:18,300 --> 00:40:19,900 Come on Whoo! 835 00:40:21,500 --> 00:40:22,700 - I�m gonna do it - You feel it? 836 00:40:22,700 --> 00:40:23,800 Lm gonna do it I feel it 837 00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:25,500 - Do it Slap it - Do it 838 00:40:28,100 --> 00:40:31,800 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! There you go! 839 00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:43,400 Pop it one time 840 00:40:44,700 --> 00:40:45,800 Yeah! 841 00:40:45,900 --> 00:40:49,400 Don�t tease me, baby l�ve got a long fuse, girl 842 00:40:49,500 --> 00:40:51,400 - III work it, III work it - Come on, come on 843 00:40:51,500 --> 00:40:53,000 Bring it on 844 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,900 Back it up, back it up 845 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:56,800 - Oh! Oh! - (Tank makes beeping noise) 846 00:40:56,900 --> 00:41:00,100 I think lm pregnant! I think lm pregnant! 847 00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:01,200 You�re not popping it enough 848 00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:05,900 There you go That�s it Whoa! 849 00:41:18,500 --> 00:41:19,700 (shouts) 850 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,100 # We ain't done, son# 851 00:41:36,100 --> 00:41:37,500 (whistles) 852 00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:48,600 What do you want? 853 00:41:48,700 --> 00:41:50,100 A little help 854 00:41:50,100 --> 00:41:51,500 A little help? 855 00:41:51,500 --> 00:41:53,300 BIG WILLIE JOHNSON: Yeah, what do you mean, little? 856 00:41:54,500 --> 00:41:58,700 Uh l mean, I have a small job 857 00:41:58,700 --> 00:42:01,200 Small? What do you mean small? 858 00:42:01,300 --> 00:42:03,500 Are you trying to disrespect me? 859 00:42:03,500 --> 00:42:06,600 No, no, no, I meant no disrespect 860 00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:08,100 Hey, check this out, big man 861 00:42:08,100 --> 00:42:12,000 Come on, now Does this look small to you, huh? 862 00:42:12,100 --> 00:42:15,300 Lm sorry My bad 863 00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:20,300 Uh, word on the street is you the man 864 00:42:20,300 --> 00:42:22,600 to see about a... a job 865 00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:25,800 What are we talking about? 866 00:42:25,900 --> 00:42:26,900 A hundred 867 00:42:28,100 --> 00:42:32,000 - large - Now you�re speaking my language 868 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:33,500 Who�s the mark? 869 00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:35,100 Christopher Hawkins 870 00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:36,300 C-Note? 871 00:42:36,300 --> 00:42:37,300 I want him gone 872 00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:39,700 - Gone permanently? - Or just gone 873 00:42:39,700 --> 00:42:41,600 I want him out of my life 874 00:42:41,700 --> 00:42:43,100 permanently 875 00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:44,500 Consider him gone 876 00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:52,000 You�ll get the other half when the job is done 877 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,100 Hey, ma 878 00:43:15,100 --> 00:43:16,600 Don�t you Hey, mamma me 879 00:43:16,700 --> 00:43:20,200 I ain�t seen you in eight days, and you skipped church last week 880 00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:21,400 l�ve been busy 881 00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:23,800 Too busy to come see your mamma? 882 00:43:23,900 --> 00:43:25,000 Nah, its just work, that�s all 883 00:43:25,100 --> 00:43:28,500 Gangsta rap That�s what you call work, baby? 884 00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:31,300 Its just what I do You know, you gotta roll with it, now 885 00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:32,900 III roll with it when you grow up, 886 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:36,600 meet yourself a nice little girl and settle your butt down somewhere 887 00:43:36,700 --> 00:43:39,500 III have you know I think I might�ve found me one 888 00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:40,600 Oh 889 00:43:40,700 --> 00:43:45,500 I hope its not one of them little nasty video skank types again 890 00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:46,900 She�s a lawyer 891 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,300 A lawyer, huh? 892 00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:52,400 Now you�re swimming in deep water What�s she like? 893 00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:53,800 She shot me down tonight 894 00:43:53,900 --> 00:43:56,400 Not impressed with your money, huh? 895 00:43:56,500 --> 00:43:59,400 - Guess not - I like her already 896 00:43:59,500 --> 00:44:03,500 What�s that? Lm hungry You got enough for me? 897 00:44:03,700 --> 00:44:06,800 What do you think? I always got enough for you 898 00:44:06,900 --> 00:44:08,200 Go sit down III make you a plate 899 00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:10,100 Whoo! 900 00:44:12,500 --> 00:44:14,200 My god 901 00:44:56,200 --> 00:45:00,400 C-NOTE: Smell that fresh air Such a beautiful day for golf 902 00:45:00,500 --> 00:45:01,800 its goin down 903 00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:03,900 You know, this is the whole 904 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,800 that Jack Nicklaus eagled to win the US Open 905 00:45:06,900 --> 00:45:08,600 I know I was there 906 00:45:08,700 --> 00:45:11,800 (laughs) Lt was like 20 years ago 907 00:45:11,900 --> 00:45:13,700 Yeah, my dad caddied for him 908 00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:15,100 Your dad is Bobby Hawkins? 909 00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:16,600 Yeah 910 00:45:16,700 --> 00:45:18,800 Hes a legend around here 911 00:45:18,900 --> 00:45:20,900 And I heard that he shot the course record 912 00:45:20,900 --> 00:45:23,000 Well, it was a 59 unofficially 913 00:45:23,100 --> 00:45:25,800 Cummings was never going to let a caddy take the record away from him 914 00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:29,600 Is that what this is all about? 915 00:45:29,700 --> 00:45:33,600 No I just love the game, my friend Putter 916 00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:35,400 Grab that flag over there for me 917 00:45:35,500 --> 00:45:37,700 III show you how we do this here 918 00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:39,000 What about you? 919 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,600 What about me? 920 00:45:40,700 --> 00:45:42,200 Well, you should be playing the game for a living 921 00:45:42,300 --> 00:45:43,300 instead of toting my bag 922 00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:44,900 Someday 923 00:45:50,700 --> 00:45:52,400 Well, you know, someday comes and goes 924 00:45:52,500 --> 00:45:53,600 quicker than you think 925 00:45:53,700 --> 00:45:54,800 You gotta chase it 926 00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:57,300 Lets take it in 927 00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:03,900 (classical music playing over radio) 928 00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:18,100 # We came to set the party off# 929 00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:20,100 # I came to set the party off# 930 00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:22,100 # You came to set the party off# 931 00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:24,200 # Hey, pimp, get a girl... # 932 00:46:24,300 --> 00:46:26,200 # Get a pimp, get a girl # 933 00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:28,300 # Get a pimp, get a girl # 934 00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:30,800 # Get a pimp, get a girl # 935 00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:32,900 # Let's get this party off# 936 00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:37,800 Mmm, delicious 937 00:46:37,900 --> 00:46:41,100 Yeah, lm glad you like it 938 00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:47,100 its my special recipe 939 00:46:56,300 --> 00:46:57,400 # Do you like what I'm seeing'? # 940 00:46:57,500 --> 00:46:59,100 # Mix up the black and the white Puerto Rican# 941 00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:00,600 # Even some European # 942 00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:25,700 # Straight out of Compton# 943 00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:27,400 # Here's the crazy bother name Ice Cube # 944 00:47:27,500 --> 00:47:29,400 # From the stupid dope gang with a attitude # 945 00:47:29,500 --> 00:47:31,300 - Oh, Jesus - # When I'm called off# 946 00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:32,400 # I got a sawed off# 947 00:47:32,500 --> 00:47:34,800 # Kick knowledge and bodies are hauled off# 948 00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:37,300 # You, too, boy if ya get with me # 949 00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:40,400 - Wilson! - Sup? 950 00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:41,900 What�s that in your mouth? 951 00:47:41,900 --> 00:47:44,300 Oh, that�s the grill, my niggard 952 00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:46,900 I am not your niggard! 953 00:47:46,900 --> 00:47:48,000 Whatever 954 00:47:48,100 --> 00:47:52,200 - # Goin' off on every body like that # - (microphone squeals) 955 00:47:52,300 --> 00:47:55,000 Yo, yo, yo, this is Kidd Clean comin live and direct, 956 00:47:55,100 --> 00:47:56,300 representin Killah Ink 957 00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:59,100 My fellas, Lets go and get this mutha poppin 958 00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:01,700 C-NOTE: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 959 00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:03,100 Yeah, you all know what it is 960 00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:05,400 I want everybody right now who came out to the party 961 00:48:05,500 --> 00:48:07,800 give it up for my boy Wilson 962 00:48:09,500 --> 00:48:11,600 - What�s up, badass? - What up? 963 00:48:13,100 --> 00:48:15,000 Right now, we got a special performance 964 00:48:15,100 --> 00:48:16,600 cause you all know I know how to pull strings 965 00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:19,200 We got all the way from Atlanta, Georgia, just for your on your birthday, 966 00:48:19,300 --> 00:48:22,500 Give it up one time, East Point represent! 967 00:48:26,300 --> 00:48:29,200 # I'm about it, who about it? I'm about it, you about it? # 968 00:48:29,300 --> 00:48:30,600 # What the hell you waiting for? # 969 00:48:30,700 --> 00:48:32,100 # I'm about it, who about it? # 970 00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:33,200 # Need to stop the hating, boy # 971 00:48:33,300 --> 00:48:36,700 # Hey, shortie, let me see if you can do it like I do it # 972 00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:39,200 # Commenced to getting to it while you sipping on that fluid # 973 00:48:39,300 --> 00:48:41,400 # Got the Chevy paint dripping while I'm burning on that gritchet # 974 00:48:41,500 --> 00:48:44,400 # Come and smoke with a pimp, and ride with a player # 975 00:48:44,500 --> 00:48:47,200 # Off to the A-T-L, eastside that's Decatur # 976 00:48:47,300 --> 00:48:49,200 # Got a couple shorties on the low it's going digital # 977 00:48:49,300 --> 00:48:50,400 Are you hot? 978 00:48:51,100 --> 00:48:53,200 Lm good, not too bad 979 00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:55,900 Not you, idiot! The bomb! Is it hot? 980 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:57,000 Is it hot? 981 00:48:57,100 --> 00:48:59,000 Give me a minute 982 00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:02,300 # I love freaky girls, so baby, come give it up # 983 00:49:03,900 --> 00:49:05,300 # Hey, tell me what you're waiting for # 984 00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:07,900 # Hey, what the hell you waiting for? # 985 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,000 This is Lil Rod lm-a go 986 00:49:10,100 --> 00:49:12,500 Well, light them up, and lets get the hell out of here 987 00:49:17,700 --> 00:49:19,200 # What the hell you waiting for? # 988 00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:20,500 # I'm about it, who about it? 989 00:49:20,500 --> 00:49:21,900 # Who can stop the hatin', boy? # 990 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:25,100 # I keep the best, fine greenery around the whole city # 991 00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:27,600 # I'm fresh from my head to feet, the ladies lust for me # 992 00:49:27,700 --> 00:49:29,400 # 'Cause your boy smokes pounds down# 993 00:49:29,500 --> 00:49:30,800 # King of the crop, now# 994 00:49:30,900 --> 00:49:33,900 # Not too long ago I had to take it like a rebound # 995 00:49:33,900 --> 00:49:36,700 # So give me that got stacks on dizzeck # 996 00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:38,800 # When I walk by, watch the ladies break their nizzeck # 997 00:49:38,900 --> 00:49:42,400 # They know I'm a baller, young shot caller # 998 00:49:42,500 --> 00:49:44,900 Bomb! Bomb! Everybody down! 999 00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,300 (screaming) 1000 00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:19,300 C-NOTE: Hey, G, who did this? 1001 00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:22,300 I just got the word out lm waiting to hear back 1002 00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:24,000 Just get me a name 1003 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:25,500 You give me a couple days 1004 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:29,300 I said I wanted him gone, not dead 1005 00:50:29,300 --> 00:50:32,300 Gone is dead, dead and gone 1006 00:50:32,300 --> 00:50:36,100 If you want an omelet, my brother, you have to break a few eggs 1007 00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:38,400 You planted a bomb at my kids pool party! 1008 00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:40,700 Its called collateral damage 1009 00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:43,800 Collateral damage?! You blew up my car! 1010 00:50:43,900 --> 00:50:44,900 The deals off 1011 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,900 lm not paying you one penny more, you little prick 1012 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:49,100 - Bite me! - Oh, eat me! 1013 00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:52,100 Y�all are work it Y�all are making papa grow 1014 00:50:54,300 --> 00:50:56,000 MRS HAWKINS: You�re late, young man 1015 00:50:56,100 --> 00:50:59,200 Sorry, I got hung up, ma Traffic 1016 00:50:59,300 --> 00:51:00,700 its all right, though You lookin good 1017 00:51:00,700 --> 00:51:03,000 Got hung up It ain�t how I heard it 1018 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:04,100 You all right? 1019 00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:05,700 Lm good 1020 00:51:06,700 --> 00:51:08,700 What you got goin on in here, momma? 1021 00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:11,200 Well, Miss Williams wants to know more about you, 1022 00:51:11,300 --> 00:51:12,900 so she came to the source 1023 00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:15,000 Is that right? 1024 00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:18,200 Lm gonna whip y�all up something to eat 1025 00:51:18,300 --> 00:51:19,500 Yes, maam 1026 00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:26,500 I gotta tell you, I don�t understand this generation 1027 00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:30,200 In my day, you met somebody 1028 00:51:30,300 --> 00:51:33,600 You fell in love You got married, you had babies, 1029 00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:38,000 none of this sleeping around and booty calls and online sex 1030 00:51:38,100 --> 00:51:40,600 You kids got it all wrong 1031 00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:42,600 Momma, chill out Do we gotta do this now? 1032 00:51:42,700 --> 00:51:44,600 Damn right, we have to do it 1033 00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:45,900 Look at you 1034 00:51:45,900 --> 00:51:48,600 You�re running around town making millions, 1035 00:51:48,700 --> 00:51:51,600 shooting videos, carrying on, 1036 00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:53,900 but where�s the love, Christopher? 1037 00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:01,900 Little girl, I got your number, too 1038 00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:03,500 You running around town 1039 00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:07,600 with your big fancy law degree and your power suits, 1040 00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:10,300 spending your time in a courtroom instead of a bedroom 1041 00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:13,200 Your eggs aren�t getting any fresher Sweet potato pie? 1042 00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:16,400 Yes, maam 1043 00:52:19,300 --> 00:52:21,700 This is it 1044 00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:28,000 Oh got pictures 1045 00:52:28,100 --> 00:52:31,700 Oh(laughs) 1046 00:52:31,700 --> 00:52:33,500 Nice look 1047 00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:34,800 Now, that was so long ago 1048 00:52:34,900 --> 00:52:37,700 Okay, so tell me, was LL more upset with you 1049 00:52:37,700 --> 00:52:41,800 about stealing his clothes or his little, thin mustache? 1050 00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:43,700 Well, if you really want to know the truth, 1051 00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:47,500 it took me about six, seven months to get this here chin together, 1052 00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:52,200 but LL did help me win the talent show with that I Need Love 1053 00:52:52,300 --> 00:52:53,400 Pow 1054 00:52:53,500 --> 00:52:57,100 lm sure you did need love, looking like that 1055 00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:59,200 Don�t do me like that 1056 00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:04,600 l�ve got a couple fashion skeletons in my closet, too, thanks to Madonna 1057 00:53:04,700 --> 00:53:07,700 That must�ve been so devastating to a girl like you 1058 00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:11,700 C-NOTE: Whoo 1059 00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:14,400 - You�re crazy - No, you crazy 1060 00:53:18,900 --> 00:53:19,900 Well 1061 00:53:21,100 --> 00:53:24,300 Well, you... I should be going 1062 00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:25,800 I guess you gotta go 1063 00:53:25,900 --> 00:53:28,300 Yeah, I better go 1064 00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:29,700 You gotta go 1065 00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:32,100 I gotta go 1066 00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:33,300 Better go 1067 00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:34,600 I better go 1068 00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:38,100 (cell phone rings) 1069 00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:39,300 Shannon 1070 00:53:41,500 --> 00:53:44,800 III be right there Okay 1071 00:53:44,900 --> 00:53:46,900 (snaps fingers) You gotta go? 1072 00:53:46,900 --> 00:53:52,700 Yeah Um, tell your mom I said thank you, and good-night 1073 00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:57,300 Um 1074 00:53:57,400 --> 00:54:01,400 you know, I came here to find out about C-Note 1075 00:54:03,100 --> 00:54:05,100 and I met Christopher Hawkins 1076 00:54:07,500 --> 00:54:09,300 You�re all right with me 1077 00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:13,700 Damn 1078 00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:26,000 HARRINGTON: Well, it really is a beautiful day here at Carolina Pines, 1079 00:54:26,100 --> 00:54:28,500 home of the storied Carolina Cup 1080 00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:32,100 We�re just minutes away from our second match of the day, 1081 00:54:32,100 --> 00:54:35,300 which promises to be a real humdinger, as they say. 1082 00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:37,400 MRS CUMMINGS: Hey there 1083 00:54:39,100 --> 00:54:41,100 Mrs Cummings 1084 00:54:41,100 --> 00:54:42,700 How you doing? 1085 00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:45,400 Are you smiling at me, or am I smiling at you? 1086 00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:49,600 Now, you know there�s only one way you�re going to win out there, right? 1087 00:54:49,700 --> 00:54:50,900 How's that? 1088 00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:54,100 Play dirty 1089 00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:56,100 Dirty 1090 00:54:58,400 --> 00:55:00,800 Well, I think you done tuned into my channel 1091 00:55:00,900 --> 00:55:02,400 Fellas? 1092 00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:04,200 - That�s what lm talkin about - I�m talkin about 1093 00:55:04,300 --> 00:55:06,300 That�s what we do 1094 00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:08,800 KIDD: We�ve been trying to do that for a long time 1095 00:55:08,900 --> 00:55:10,100 DREAD: We do that 1096 00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:13,800 Is that? Throats a little parched 1097 00:55:13,900 --> 00:55:15,000 Would you like a sip? 1098 00:55:17,700 --> 00:55:19,600 (gargles) 1099 00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:21,800 Sweet grapes 1100 00:55:21,900 --> 00:55:24,600 Ooh, Mrs Cummings 1101 00:55:24,700 --> 00:55:26,000 I can bite you 1102 00:55:26,100 --> 00:55:27,100 Can you? 1103 00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:29,100 (whispers) They�re gonna kick us out of the South 1104 00:55:30,300 --> 00:55:32,600 HARRINGTON: This is, of course, the 75th anniversary 1105 00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:34,000 of this wonderful tournament. 1106 00:55:34,100 --> 00:55:38,000 I'm sure every one here is quite as excited as I am. 1107 00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,000 Good luck today, Se�or Cummings 1108 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:41,100 What are you doing? 1109 00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:43,100 I got a better offer 1110 00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:46,300 You�ve been playing for me for 15 years 1111 00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:47,500 Where�s the loyalty? 1112 00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:51,300 This is all about money Besides that, you are a prick 1113 00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:57,200 Yeah, now, slow down, slow down, man 1114 00:55:57,300 --> 00:56:00,900 This is serious skunk weed lm telling you you�re making a mistake 1115 00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:04,500 Hmm? You�re not gonna make it the whole game, no you�re not 1116 00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:05,800 You know you�re not 1117 00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:09,600 Hey, who does your hair? That is some nice braid-work right there 1118 00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:24,700 Hey, yo, suckers, wait up for your boy 1119 00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:26,400 What�s up, baby? 1120 00:56:26,500 --> 00:56:30,200 Come on, all right Come on, lets get it 1121 00:56:30,300 --> 00:56:32,000 All right, how's everybody doing so far? 1122 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:33,200 Doing fine 1123 00:56:33,300 --> 00:56:34,400 How you feeling? You all right? 1124 00:56:34,500 --> 00:56:37,000 They�ve been playing this since they was kids, man 1125 00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:38,200 This ain�t our sport 1126 00:56:38,300 --> 00:56:40,600 Come on, man, stop whining Matias, you know who Kobe Bryant is? 1127 00:56:40,700 --> 00:56:41,900 - Si - Okay 1128 00:56:41,900 --> 00:56:43,400 You�re Kobe Bryant You�re the leader of this team 1129 00:56:43,500 --> 00:56:46,000 - No problem Vamos - Do your job, Mexico 1130 00:56:46,100 --> 00:56:47,600 All right, you know what were gonna do 1131 00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:50,100 - No - Were gonna take this to the streets 1132 00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:54,000 The streets? Were playing on grass! 1133 00:56:54,100 --> 00:56:56,600 We smoke grass Don�t tell nobody 1134 00:56:56,700 --> 00:56:58,600 Think about the good grass You the man 1135 00:56:58,700 --> 00:57:00,700 - You are Se�or Shaq - C-NOTE: You the big guy 1136 00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:02,400 - Hes Kobe - C-NOTE: Right 1137 00:57:02,500 --> 00:57:03,700 - Shaq - You the man 1138 00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:05,700 Kobe, Shaq, me and Mexico 1139 00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:07,100 The new version 1140 00:57:07,100 --> 00:57:08,100 - I got it - Can you handle it? 1141 00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:09,300 All right 1142 00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:11,700 Blondie, what kind of panties you got on? 1143 00:57:12,900 --> 00:57:15,900 My bad Anyway, were gonna do a Killah Ink on three 1144 00:57:15,900 --> 00:57:17,800 Y�all ready? Lm gonna throw the first one at you 1145 00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:19,100 - Uno - Two 1146 00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:20,400 - Three - Killah Ink 1147 00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:22,100 (imaginary gun cocking) 1148 00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:23,600 (gun fires) 1149 00:57:23,700 --> 00:57:27,800 And now, taking the field, put your happy, clappy hands together, 1150 00:57:27,900 --> 00:57:31,000 for our defending champions for the last 15 years, 1151 00:57:31,100 --> 00:57:36,200 wearing their signature navy and gold and led by Captain Richard Cummings, 1152 00:57:36,300 --> 00:57:40,600 please let's hear it for team Carolina Pines. 1153 00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:51,700 And on the opposite side of the wall, wearing a rather zesty orange and black, 1154 00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:57,400 in their first tournament here ever, lets hear it for team Killah Ink 1155 00:57:57,500 --> 00:57:59,600 (man rapping) 1156 00:57:59,700 --> 00:58:01,300 All right, C-Note! 1157 00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:02,700 # They call me Nicky-Nicky in the streets # 1158 00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:03,800 What�s up, Prime Time? 1159 00:58:03,900 --> 00:58:05,600 Go kick my daddy�s ass! 1160 00:58:05,700 --> 00:58:07,800 (indecipherable rapping) 1161 00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:09,200 # We should take his head off# 1162 00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:10,600 # We should take his head off# 1163 00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:12,500 # We should take his head off# 1164 00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:14,100 # I believe there's a... # 1165 00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:15,400 # We should take his head off# 1166 00:58:15,500 --> 00:58:17,400 # I'm taking his head off# 1167 00:58:17,500 --> 00:58:18,900 # I'm taking his head off# 1168 00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:20,700 # I'm taking his head off# 1169 00:58:20,700 --> 00:58:22,000 Good afternoon, ladies 1170 00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:26,100 You don�t stand a chance 1171 00:58:26,200 --> 00:58:28,800 You know, l�ve been hearing that all my life 1172 00:58:28,900 --> 00:58:30,700 Well, lets play some ball 1173 00:58:32,300 --> 00:58:33,600 (horn blares) 1174 00:58:33,700 --> 00:58:35,600 (whistle) 1175 00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:38,000 And it's Magrini and Cummings 1176 00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,100 heading up the field together towards the goal mouth. 1177 00:58:40,200 --> 00:58:42,400 They're 30 yards away, 20, 1178 00:58:42,500 --> 00:58:44,600 and Cummings is in a wonderful position 1179 00:58:44,700 --> 00:58:46,500 and he shoots and scores! 1180 00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:49,500 # Whether it's rock and roll or old soul # 1181 00:58:49,500 --> 00:58:50,600 - # It don't matter # - Y�all stop clapping 1182 00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:53,200 - # Disco, Calypso, it don't matter # - Stop clapping 1183 00:58:53,300 --> 00:58:55,000 - Welcome to my world - # Suit and tie or tie-dye # 1184 00:58:55,100 --> 00:58:56,300 # It don't matter # 1185 00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:59,400 # Snakeskin�s or Timberlands, it don't matter # 1186 00:58:59,500 --> 00:59:02,000 # Tight fade or long braid, it don't matter # 1187 00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:03,700 # Red head or brunette # 1188 00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:05,400 # It don't matter # 1189 00:59:05,500 --> 00:59:06,900 # Break-dance, slam dance # 1190 00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:08,200 # It don't matter # 1191 00:59:08,300 --> 00:59:10,500 # Do the jerk until it hurts, I'm tellin' you # 1192 00:59:10,500 --> 00:59:13,800 - # Ain't nothing wrong with that # - I�m not your son, you suck 1193 00:59:15,100 --> 00:59:17,400 Oh, come on, please 1194 00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:22,500 (neighing) 1195 00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:24,700 No, no! 1196 00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:31,400 # Ain't nothing wrong with that # 1197 00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:37,300 - # Ain't nothing wrong with that # - Boom, boom! 1198 00:59:39,700 --> 00:59:41,200 Get out there and score! 1199 00:59:41,300 --> 00:59:43,100 - (grunts) - Lord have mercy 1200 00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:46,500 I need a horse 1201 00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:49,500 # Ain't nothing wrong with that # 1202 00:59:49,500 --> 00:59:53,300 Magrini is once again chasing the ball. His opponents are hot in pursuit. 1203 00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:58,900 He reaches the goal mouth, and the goal! The game is tied at 11 apiece, 1204 00:59:58,900 --> 01:00:02,900 which means we'll go to sudden death, where the next goal wins. 1205 01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:08,100 (horse neighs) 1206 01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:12,100 That hurt my momma 1207 01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:05,400 Let the big dog eat, baby! 1208 01:01:11,700 --> 01:01:13,800 (horn blowing) 1209 01:01:19,700 --> 01:01:20,800 Ha! 1210 01:01:21,600 --> 01:01:23,300 Ha! Ha! 1211 01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:26,500 Ha! Ha! Ha! 1212 01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:28,400 - DREAD: Yeah - WILSON: Yeah 1213 01:01:36,900 --> 01:01:39,600 Miss Williams, this has got to stop 1214 01:01:39,700 --> 01:01:43,100 I cant take this one day more 1215 01:01:43,100 --> 01:01:44,900 What exactly is wrong? 1216 01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:47,500 Look around The members are enjoying themselves 1217 01:01:47,500 --> 01:01:49,100 I don�t care 1218 01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:51,700 its my club I make the decisions here 1219 01:01:51,700 --> 01:01:54,000 I tell them when to enjoy themselves 1220 01:01:54,100 --> 01:01:57,500 My recommendation is that you let this thing go 1221 01:01:57,600 --> 01:02:02,000 I think that Christopher Hawkins is a great addition to your club 1222 01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:05,600 Now you need to find someone else to do your legal work 1223 01:02:05,600 --> 01:02:07,000 You cant quit me 1224 01:02:07,100 --> 01:02:08,400 I just did 1225 01:02:11,300 --> 01:02:14,300 - WILSON: You did it! - Told you I don�t never lose, baby 1226 01:02:16,300 --> 01:02:18,300 One of us has to go 1227 01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:19,700 How you wanna handle it? 1228 01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:21,700 Golf match My team wins, you go 1229 01:02:21,700 --> 01:02:23,100 Your team wins, I go 1230 01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:25,900 That�s cool, but when I bust your ass, 1231 01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:27,800 you�re gonna take that bullshit course record off the wall 1232 01:02:27,900 --> 01:02:28,900 You hear me? 1233 01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:32,100 Ridiculous! I hold the course record Everybody knows 1234 01:02:32,100 --> 01:02:35,300 Who�s this? Who�s that? 1235 01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:36,400 Arnold Palmer 1236 01:02:36,500 --> 01:02:38,300 - The caddy - Caddy? 1237 01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:41,800 Yeah, the caddy that worked here for over 40 years, 1238 01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:43,700 a caddy you fired 1239 01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:46,800 because he was a better golfer than you could ever be 1240 01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:48,100 His name was Robert Hawkins 1241 01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:51,200 Is that what this is about? 1242 01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:52,200 A caddy? 1243 01:02:52,300 --> 01:02:53,900 That was my father 1244 01:02:54,900 --> 01:02:59,000 You think he shot a 59, don�t you? 1245 01:02:59,100 --> 01:03:01,600 Caddy Mack 1246 01:03:01,700 --> 01:03:05,200 I played with him the day he posted the score 1247 01:03:05,300 --> 01:03:09,400 If you�re calling him a liar, you�re calling me a liar 1248 01:03:15,900 --> 01:03:19,600 I saw this score card 20 years ago 1249 01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:24,100 It is, to be kinda forgery 1250 01:03:24,100 --> 01:03:27,400 its as worthless today as it was then 1251 01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:29,000 It doesn�t matter whether you believe it or not, 1252 01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:30,600 its the truth 1253 01:03:30,700 --> 01:03:32,500 He was the best golfer I ever saw, 1254 01:03:32,600 --> 01:03:35,700 professional or amateur 1255 01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:41,100 We will settle this on the golf course 1256 01:03:41,200 --> 01:03:42,900 lm looking forward to it 1257 01:03:47,300 --> 01:03:51,000 its a very simple question! Who ordered the hit? 1258 01:03:51,100 --> 01:03:52,300 Lm just a businessman 1259 01:03:52,400 --> 01:03:54,500 l�ve got no beef with you Believe it 1260 01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:57,200 You know, we can do this the easy way or the hard way 1261 01:03:57,300 --> 01:04:00,700 Cause I love that big body Benz back there, 1262 01:04:00,700 --> 01:04:02,700 and lm gonna ride tonight 1263 01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:04,500 Love makes a brother stupid 1264 01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:06,300 You don�t wanna see me stupid, little man! 1265 01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:08,700 You got a big-ass mouth, bitch! 1266 01:04:10,100 --> 01:04:14,500 Ooh, is that all you got? My baby sister hit harder than that 1267 01:04:14,500 --> 01:04:17,600 Hurry up, Tank! Lm starting to get bored with this 1268 01:04:18,300 --> 01:04:23,100 The more time I spend hitting you, the lest time I spend hitting that, tater tot! 1269 01:04:23,100 --> 01:04:26,700 Next time bring it from the shoulder, you big pussy! 1270 01:04:27,600 --> 01:04:29,600 Doh... uh yeah? 1271 01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:33,700 The last time lm gonna ask 1272 01:04:36,300 --> 01:04:37,600 Oh, its... its... 1273 01:04:37,700 --> 01:04:42,600 No, don�t, big boy Save your energy 1274 01:04:42,700 --> 01:04:44,100 cause you gonna need it 1275 01:04:46,300 --> 01:04:50,600 Now, if you thought he was bad, you ain�t messed with me 1276 01:04:50,700 --> 01:04:53,500 lm queen bitch of this universe 1277 01:04:53,500 --> 01:04:56,700 Now, if you don�t tell me what I want to know, 1278 01:04:56,700 --> 01:04:59,100 after I whoop your ass... 1279 01:04:59,200 --> 01:05:03,600 Okay, okay, okay III tell you what you wanna know, all right? 1280 01:05:06,500 --> 01:05:08,000 Mick-a-leek-a 1281 01:05:08,100 --> 01:05:09,800 Thought I might find you here What�s happening, boy? 1282 01:05:09,900 --> 01:05:12,300 Not much I hear you got a big match tomorrow 1283 01:05:12,400 --> 01:05:14,500 You should be working on your game 1284 01:05:14,600 --> 01:05:15,900 Oh, its too late for that 1285 01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:17,800 its never too late 1286 01:05:17,800 --> 01:05:20,500 Besides, I hear Cummings got a ringer 1287 01:05:20,600 --> 01:05:23,400 I got a ringer of my own, though 1288 01:05:25,800 --> 01:05:27,600 I need this job 1289 01:05:27,700 --> 01:05:31,000 No, you don�t, not when you got C-Note 1290 01:05:31,700 --> 01:05:33,500 Here�s your boy I got you 1291 01:05:33,600 --> 01:05:35,200 - All right - Lets do it 1292 01:05:35,300 --> 01:05:36,300 What the hell 1293 01:05:36,300 --> 01:05:38,500 Giddy-up Lets get it done 1294 01:05:38,500 --> 01:05:40,500 - Yeah - Ho, hey 1295 01:05:40,600 --> 01:05:42,700 # Now, on your mark, get set, go # 1296 01:05:42,800 --> 01:05:44,200 # It's time to let it show# 1297 01:05:44,300 --> 01:05:46,700 # Relax your mind and let your arms go # 1298 01:05:46,800 --> 01:05:48,000 # Go go go go # 1299 01:05:48,100 --> 01:05:49,300 # And let your arms go # 1300 01:05:49,400 --> 01:05:51,000 # Go go go # 1301 01:05:51,600 --> 01:05:53,100 # Now, I've been waitin' a long time # 1302 01:05:53,200 --> 01:05:54,500 # I'm patient enough # 1303 01:05:54,600 --> 01:05:55,600 # Been gettin' my work on# 1304 01:05:55,600 --> 01:05:58,700 # And now it's time to let it show# 1305 01:05:58,800 --> 01:06:00,900 # Time, time I let it show# 1306 01:06:02,100 --> 01:06:03,900 # You keep on cry in� all night # 1307 01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:05,200 # You call for the sun# 1308 01:06:05,300 --> 01:06:08,000 # Your hair to the sky, and that's the limit, oh, oh # 1309 01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:10,700 (car playing jingle) 1310 01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:13,100 C-NOTE: Hey, hey, hey Hello, everyone 1311 01:06:13,200 --> 01:06:15,400 Top of the morning to you 1312 01:06:15,400 --> 01:06:16,500 What�s happening, Mr C? 1313 01:06:16,600 --> 01:06:17,600 - (slap loudly) - Ow! 1314 01:06:17,700 --> 01:06:18,600 What�s goin on, baby? 1315 01:06:18,700 --> 01:06:21,700 Looks like everybody showed up to watch me whoop your ass 1316 01:06:21,700 --> 01:06:24,100 Actually, they showed up to watch 1317 01:06:24,200 --> 01:06:26,900 him whoop on your ass 1318 01:06:36,700 --> 01:06:39,200 All right, let me in here, let me in here Let the betting begin 1319 01:06:39,300 --> 01:06:42,100 Come on, who�s betting on the kid? Lm taking ten-to-one, five-to-one 1320 01:06:42,200 --> 01:06:44,400 Okay, okay, may I have your attention please? 1321 01:06:44,400 --> 01:06:47,400 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you all for coming here 1322 01:06:47,500 --> 01:06:49,400 to this rather special contest 1323 01:06:49,500 --> 01:06:51,500 Let me explain what were going to do today 1324 01:06:51,700 --> 01:06:55,700 Well play 18 holes of match play, best ball 1325 01:06:55,800 --> 01:06:58,200 Mr Parnevik, its your tee, sir 1326 01:06:58,400 --> 01:06:59,700 PARNEVIK: Thank you 1327 01:07:03,700 --> 01:07:06,700 MAN: Attaboy, Jesper! Hit it good! 1328 01:07:06,700 --> 01:07:09,100 - Eat a sandwich - Shut up 1329 01:07:15,600 --> 01:07:18,300 - WOMAN: Whoa, great shot - (audience applauding) 1330 01:07:19,900 --> 01:07:21,700 Sweet 1331 01:07:22,900 --> 01:07:25,000 So who wants to follow that one? 1332 01:07:25,100 --> 01:07:26,100 Is that all you got? 1333 01:07:26,900 --> 01:07:28,300 Lm just getting warmed up 1334 01:07:30,700 --> 01:07:31,700 Lets go, C-Note 1335 01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:38,200 Come on, breathe, breathe 1336 01:07:42,200 --> 01:07:43,600 Play for your freedom 1337 01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:48,600 - DREAD: Yeah - AUDIENCE: Oh! 1338 01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:58,300 Looking good, Mick, looking good 1339 01:08:01,700 --> 01:08:04,200 - Whoo Whoo - (applauding) 1340 01:08:06,900 --> 01:08:10,000 - MAN #1: What did I tell you? - MAN #2: Nice shot, Mick 1341 01:08:13,300 --> 01:08:14,500 Oh, this guy 1342 01:08:16,800 --> 01:08:17,900 - (inhales) - Chump 1343 01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:23,600 (Big Large farts loudly) 1344 01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:26,700 (farting) 1345 01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:29,800 (gags) 1346 01:08:31,400 --> 01:08:32,500 Stop 1347 01:08:32,800 --> 01:08:33,800 (baby farts) 1348 01:08:33,900 --> 01:08:35,300 My mouth was open 1349 01:08:35,300 --> 01:08:39,300 Damn, that�s a lot of sound out of a quarter-inch speaker 1350 01:08:39,400 --> 01:08:42,100 Are you done? 1351 01:08:44,600 --> 01:08:45,900 Swing away 1352 01:08:47,900 --> 01:08:49,300 (farts) 1353 01:08:54,300 --> 01:08:56,400 - (farts) - (audience laughing) 1354 01:08:59,400 --> 01:09:00,800 Watch out there! 1355 01:09:04,300 --> 01:09:08,100 - Boo - Boo, boo 1356 01:09:24,600 --> 01:09:25,900 AUDIENCE: Oh 1357 01:09:28,300 --> 01:09:29,600 Oh 1358 01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:50,700 Damn, that waters deep 1359 01:10:00,100 --> 01:10:02,000 ALL: Oh 1360 01:10:04,400 --> 01:10:05,700 Oh 1361 01:10:10,600 --> 01:10:12,300 (applauding) 1362 01:10:23,900 --> 01:10:25,700 Does this smell infected? 1363 01:10:43,600 --> 01:10:44,900 Shoot him 1364 01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:48,700 Ladies and gentlemen, at the end of the outward nine, 1365 01:10:48,900 --> 01:10:51,300 Mr Cummings team is four holes up 1366 01:10:51,400 --> 01:10:55,800 We shall take a 15-minute break and convene back at the 10th hole 1367 01:10:55,900 --> 01:10:56,900 Thank you 1368 01:10:57,000 --> 01:10:59,400 C-NOTE: Cant we kill him? Come on 1369 01:10:59,500 --> 01:11:01,400 I thought it was 1370 01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:04,500 You ain�t foolin, man 1371 01:11:04,500 --> 01:11:07,600 Yo, wait Show me the money, baby 1372 01:11:07,700 --> 01:11:10,500 Man, were getting bitch-slapped 1373 01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:13,200 This guys got shots in his bag I didn�t know existed 1374 01:11:13,300 --> 01:11:14,700 Big deal 1375 01:11:16,400 --> 01:11:19,900 What are you, a couple of pussies having a pity party? 1376 01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:21,500 Hes great So what? 1377 01:11:21,600 --> 01:11:22,600 See, that�s your problem 1378 01:11:22,700 --> 01:11:24,200 You�re playing him instead of the course 1379 01:11:24,300 --> 01:11:26,000 It doesn�t matter how great he is 1380 01:11:26,100 --> 01:11:29,800 Every time you put a peg in the turf, you�re playing Old Man Par 1381 01:11:29,900 --> 01:11:35,200 Now, you�ve got two choices... you can either play big or go home 1382 01:11:37,200 --> 01:11:38,700 lm going to go warm up 1383 01:11:41,300 --> 01:11:42,400 You know 1384 01:11:42,500 --> 01:11:46,700 whether you win or lose, your father would be proud of you 1385 01:11:46,700 --> 01:11:49,200 He didn�t give a damn about course records 1386 01:11:49,200 --> 01:11:52,400 He golfed his ball because he loved the game 1387 01:11:52,500 --> 01:11:54,200 And that�s what you need to do 1388 01:11:54,900 --> 01:11:58,300 See, this could be the last time you set foot on this course 1389 01:11:58,400 --> 01:12:00,100 Make it count 1390 01:12:15,900 --> 01:12:17,000 Hey 1391 01:12:17,100 --> 01:12:19,200 Hey, hey What�s happening? 1392 01:12:19,300 --> 01:12:23,800 I wanted you to know I don't work for Cummings anymore 1393 01:12:23,900 --> 01:12:27,800 So sorry I should�ve quit sooner 1394 01:12:27,900 --> 01:12:29,600 That�s cool I get it 1395 01:12:29,700 --> 01:12:31,800 Gotta do what you gotta do, right? 1396 01:12:31,900 --> 01:12:33,100 Yeah 1397 01:12:33,200 --> 01:12:35,900 Yeah, you think you�re working for someone that�s honest, 1398 01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:38,200 then you find out later they�re not 1399 01:12:39,400 --> 01:12:42,000 Well, the three blind mice could�ve solved that 1400 01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:46,600 Want to wish you luck on your back nine 1401 01:12:46,700 --> 01:12:50,100 Well, you know lm gonna shake em up its halftime 1402 01:12:50,100 --> 01:12:52,500 All I have is time for the bliss, baby 1403 01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:13,700 Bing! Bam! 1404 01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:18,700 (man singing) 1405 01:13:28,600 --> 01:13:31,000 I didn�t bring you all this way for you to... to... to 1406 01:13:31,100 --> 01:13:32,200 - Choke, sir? - Choke! 1407 01:13:33,200 --> 01:13:34,700 Whoo! 1408 01:14:15,500 --> 01:14:16,600 HARRINGTON: Ladies and gentlemen, 1409 01:14:16,700 --> 01:14:20,100 after 17 holes, we are dead even 1410 01:14:20,100 --> 01:14:22,600 The winner of the next hole takes the match 1411 01:14:22,700 --> 01:14:24,600 Mick, its your tee 1412 01:14:24,700 --> 01:14:26,400 Hey, our ticket right there 1413 01:14:27,800 --> 01:14:29,200 Come on, Mick! 1414 01:14:29,300 --> 01:14:31,400 Don�t piss like a puppy Stay on the port 1415 01:14:31,500 --> 01:14:33,500 Let the big dogs eat, brother 1416 01:14:34,900 --> 01:14:36,000 MAN: You the man! 1417 01:14:43,800 --> 01:14:45,400 Yeah, that�s my dawg 1418 01:14:45,500 --> 01:14:47,000 Give it to em, baby 1419 01:14:48,800 --> 01:14:51,800 Yeah, that�s that money shot! That�s that money shot! 1420 01:14:52,600 --> 01:14:56,700 Oh! Let me lay down on it Bam 1421 01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:05,300 - I hate you - BIG LARGE: Meow, meow 1422 01:15:06,100 --> 01:15:07,900 - (barks) - Oh! 1423 01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:09,600 (audience laughing) 1424 01:15:15,200 --> 01:15:17,300 That�s the best shot he hit all day 1425 01:15:19,700 --> 01:15:22,500 MAN #1: Nice shot Beautiful MAN #2: Great shot 1426 01:15:38,100 --> 01:15:39,600 Give me a five iron 1427 01:15:41,400 --> 01:15:43,200 Don�t sweat it 1428 01:15:43,300 --> 01:15:47,300 Like I said, you either play big, or you go home 1429 01:15:48,800 --> 01:15:50,200 This is my home 1430 01:15:50,300 --> 01:15:52,300 Well, lets act like it 1431 01:15:52,400 --> 01:15:54,300 Come on, Mick-o 1432 01:16:03,400 --> 01:16:04,900 C-NOTE: There it is 1433 01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:06,300 Get close, baby 1434 01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:12,500 Whoo 1435 01:16:16,300 --> 01:16:18,500 Oh 1436 01:16:20,100 --> 01:16:22,000 How many points you get when it go in the water? 1437 01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:23,700 (chuckling) 1438 01:16:23,800 --> 01:16:25,100 Oh 1439 01:16:41,100 --> 01:16:42,400 (applauding) 1440 01:16:46,700 --> 01:16:48,700 All right Whatta I got? 1441 01:16:48,700 --> 01:16:52,100 230 yards uphill into the wind? 1442 01:16:53,100 --> 01:16:54,900 I don�t have that shot in my bag, do I? 1443 01:16:55,000 --> 01:16:56,600 No one does 1444 01:16:57,600 --> 01:16:59,600 All right, give me my driver 1445 01:16:59,700 --> 01:17:01,300 Come on, baby Take your time 1446 01:17:01,400 --> 01:17:02,600 Let me show you how we do this 1447 01:17:02,600 --> 01:17:04,000 Think about the course 1448 01:17:04,100 --> 01:17:07,300 We play big, or we go home 1449 01:17:09,900 --> 01:17:11,100 (breeze whispers) 1450 01:17:45,900 --> 01:17:47,100 Ease up 1451 01:18:25,500 --> 01:18:29,200 # People take it just a little bit higher like this # 1452 01:18:29,400 --> 01:18:32,100 Mick, we won! What did I tell you? 1453 01:18:32,200 --> 01:18:34,100 What did I tell you? What did I tell you? 1454 01:18:35,500 --> 01:18:38,900 # We can take the slow... like this # 1455 01:18:43,000 --> 01:18:47,000 Just like money in the bank Yes 1456 01:18:48,900 --> 01:18:50,500 LADY G: Hey, Dick 1457 01:18:50,600 --> 01:18:52,700 - Richard Cummings - Yes? 1458 01:18:52,800 --> 01:18:55,300 You�re under arrest for conspiracy to commit murder 1459 01:18:55,400 --> 01:18:56,400 That�s ridiculous 1460 01:18:56,500 --> 01:18:57,600 Yo must have the wrong Richard Cummings 1461 01:18:59,500 --> 01:19:01,000 Remember me? 1462 01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:03,000 This mans a liar 1463 01:19:05,300 --> 01:19:06,700 - Ooh - Ooh 1464 01:19:06,700 --> 01:19:08,700 Ooh, that was a lot of little strength 1465 01:19:08,800 --> 01:19:10,300 Oh, yeah All day long 1466 01:19:10,400 --> 01:19:11,600 - All day long? - Yeah 1467 01:19:11,700 --> 01:19:14,600 - You can climb me like a tree - Ooh, lets talk about it 1468 01:19:14,700 --> 01:19:17,100 - Lets go, come on - Heh 1469 01:19:18,400 --> 01:19:20,300 Holler at your boy, Mr C 1470 01:19:20,300 --> 01:19:21,800 # A growin' boy need vitamin C # 1471 01:19:21,900 --> 01:19:24,600 # Can't wait four years for a college degree # 1472 01:19:24,700 --> 01:19:26,500 # So I'm gonna try to be all I can be # 1473 01:19:26,500 --> 01:19:28,300 # Minus the army and Uncle Sam # 1474 01:19:28,400 --> 01:19:30,600 # God damn, I'm just proud to be who I am # 1475 01:19:30,700 --> 01:19:32,000 # Get higher like this # 1476 01:19:32,100 --> 01:19:34,900 # On the days when I'm back to..., all right # 1477 01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:36,900 # Take it just a little bit higher like this # 1478 01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:39,000 (singing continues) 1479 01:20:12,400 --> 01:20:13,700 Nice round, pop 1480 01:20:26,100 --> 01:20:27,800 The USGA is here 1481 01:20:30,100 --> 01:20:33,000 Thanks for everything 1482 01:20:34,000 --> 01:20:37,000 Well, he deserved it 1483 01:20:37,100 --> 01:20:39,300 And you deserve it, too 1484 01:20:53,900 --> 01:20:56,300 Very nice to see you again 1485 01:20:56,300 --> 01:20:57,300 Where�s Cummings? 1486 01:20:57,400 --> 01:21:00,800 Hes actually not a member of this club anymore 1487 01:21:00,900 --> 01:21:02,100 Joined another club, 1488 01:21:02,200 --> 01:21:04,100 but let me introduce you to our new president, 1489 01:21:04,100 --> 01:21:05,200 Christopher Hawkins 1490 01:21:05,300 --> 01:21:08,100 its good to meet you its Frosty, right? 1491 01:21:08,100 --> 01:21:09,500 Frosty, right 1492 01:21:09,600 --> 01:21:12,300 As you can see, we made a couple changes here at Carolina Pines, 1493 01:21:12,400 --> 01:21:13,500 you know what lm sayin? 1494 01:21:13,600 --> 01:21:14,700 Were still exclusive 1495 01:21:14,800 --> 01:21:18,000 but were more open-minded 1496 01:21:19,100 --> 01:21:20,100 What up, family? 1497 01:21:21,200 --> 01:21:23,800 - Southside - All right, let me give you a tour 1498 01:21:25,900 --> 01:21:27,300 Ross King: Welcome to the final round 1499 01:21:27,300 --> 01:21:28,700 of the US Open... 1500 01:21:28,800 --> 01:21:32,300 Sergio Garcia, Tiger Woods battling it out to take the crown 1501 01:21:32,300 --> 01:21:34,900 and become Open Champion over these wind-swept fairways 1502 01:21:34,900 --> 01:21:37,900 right here at Carolina Pines Golf and Polo Club, 1503 01:21:37,900 --> 01:21:40,300 The club itself established in 1892 1504 01:21:40,400 --> 01:21:42,400 It really has stood the test of time, 1505 01:21:42,500 --> 01:21:45,800 and it is absolutely steeped in rich golfing tradition. 1506 01:21:45,800 --> 01:21:47,200 But I've got to now welcome the man, 1507 01:21:47,300 --> 01:21:48,800 the President of the club here, Christopher Hawkins. 1508 01:21:48,900 --> 01:21:50,000 Christopher, good to see you. 1509 01:21:50,000 --> 01:21:51,100 How you doing, Ross? What's going on? 1510 01:21:51,200 --> 01:21:52,200 (whispers) Hi, mom. 1511 01:21:52,300 --> 01:21:55,800 Christopher, this I've got to say, this course is really in top-notch shape. 1512 01:21:55,900 --> 01:21:57,000 Well, I'd love to take credit, 1513 01:21:57,100 --> 01:21:58,700 but I've got a terrific staff that works behind me. 1514 01:21:58,800 --> 01:22:00,300 Well, it certainly shows. 1515 01:22:00,400 --> 01:22:03,900 Now, a lot of low scores being posted here, it has to be said, 1516 01:22:04,000 --> 01:22:06,100 possibility that your father�s record's in jeopardy. 1517 01:22:06,200 --> 01:22:08,000 You know 1518 01:22:08,000 --> 01:22:10,800 its either your ass 1519 01:22:10,800 --> 01:22:12,200 or the remote 1520 01:22:13,100 --> 01:22:15,300 How did I get this? 1521 01:22:15,500 --> 01:22:18,800 (mocking) I don�t know Go sit down 1522 01:22:18,900 --> 01:22:19,900 (slaps butt) 1523 01:22:20,100 --> 01:22:22,100 (man singing reggaeton) 1524 01:22:43,600 --> 01:22:46,100 Let me give you a lesson about doobah-doobahs 1525 01:22:46,200 --> 01:22:47,400 Everybody talkin about the black man 1526 01:22:47,500 --> 01:22:50,600 got the biggest doobah-doobah in the world 1527 01:22:50,700 --> 01:22:51,800 I don�t know 1528 01:22:51,900 --> 01:22:53,900 I ain�t seen every black guys doobah-doobah 1529 01:22:53,900 --> 01:22:56,000 My doobah-doobah happens to be pretty good 1530 01:22:56,100 --> 01:22:58,200 KIDD: Hey, Mick, do me a favor, bro 1531 01:22:58,300 --> 01:22:59,400 Can you help me out with something? 1532 01:22:59,500 --> 01:23:00,600 MICK: Yeah, no problem 1533 01:23:00,700 --> 01:23:04,500 Hold this for me, please its messing up m swing 1534 01:23:05,300 --> 01:23:07,600 - Hey, my...! - Pick them up 1535 01:23:09,700 --> 01:23:11,500 You want some candy, little boy? 1536 01:23:11,600 --> 01:23:13,600 - Yeah - Aha, rrrrr 1537 01:23:13,600 --> 01:23:15,200 You still breast feed? 1538 01:23:15,200 --> 01:23:16,500 Lm still on the bottle 1539 01:23:16,600 --> 01:23:17,700 Breast milk 1540 01:23:17,800 --> 01:23:20,300 Ain�t my fault you people speak French 1541 01:23:20,300 --> 01:23:23,000 Oui, Oui! You have a little wee-wee 1542 01:23:23,000 --> 01:23:26,100 I got a boom bam! Boom bam, boom bam! 1543 01:23:26,200 --> 01:23:27,900 Boom bam, bam bam! 1544 01:23:28,000 --> 01:23:31,300 Bah! Bah! Bam! 1545 01:23:31,400 --> 01:23:32,900 Whoo-hoo! 1546 01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:34,800 # You must like what you see # 1547 01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:36,900 # You must like what you see # 1548 01:23:37,000 --> 01:23:38,600 # Cause you see a brother like me # 1549 01:23:38,700 --> 01:23:40,800 # lm gonna break it down lm gonna break it down # 1550 01:23:40,900 --> 01:23:43,200 # And then lm gonna stop # 1551 01:23:44,500 --> 01:23:46,300 # Back to the beat # 1552 01:23:46,400 --> 01:23:49,900 MAN: # Oh, pretty, pretty girl look so fine # 1553 01:23:50,000 --> 01:23:52,900 I almost took my own head off After you, boy 1554 01:23:52,900 --> 01:23:54,900 Okay 1555 01:23:55,000 --> 01:23:58,000 Air ball! 1556 01:23:58,100 --> 01:24:00,600 You�ll get the other half when the job is done 1557 01:24:04,300 --> 01:24:05,700 (thud) 1558 01:24:06,500 --> 01:24:08,400 BIG WILLIE JOHNSON: What do you mean half? 1559 01:24:08,400 --> 01:24:09,500 # Make it feel nice # 1560 01:24:09,600 --> 01:24:10,800 # No more strife # 1561 01:24:10,900 --> 01:24:12,100 # Make you my wife # 1562 01:24:12,200 --> 01:24:17,300 # Baby, I would make your dreams come true # 1563 01:24:17,400 --> 01:24:19,900 (indecipherable reggaeton rapping) 1564 01:24:29,000 --> 01:24:31,600 Tyrone, is that you? 1565 01:24:31,800 --> 01:24:34,800 - My grandmother used to baby-sit you - No, that ain�t me 1566 01:24:34,900 --> 01:24:38,000 TT, you peed in the bed till you were 15 years old 1567 01:24:38,100 --> 01:24:39,400 I know you remember me 1568 01:24:49,300 --> 01:24:52,200 Goodbye, peace out! Southside! 1569 01:24:57,100 --> 01:24:59,000 # To be with you # 1570 01:24:59,100 --> 01:25:01,200 # Yes, girl # 1571 01:25:01,300 --> 01:25:02,400 # Yes, girl # 1572 01:25:02,500 --> 01:25:04,700 # And they say, "Oh, you're so picky-picky"# 1573 01:25:04,700 --> 01:25:06,000 # "Why you no it,� he said # 1574 01:25:06,000 --> 01:25:07,100 # I wanna sticky-sticky # 1575 01:25:07,100 --> 01:25:09,000 Damn, your tittys hanging out 1576 01:25:11,600 --> 01:25:13,100 Little bitty titty 1577 01:25:13,100 --> 01:25:15,300 Don�t be selfish I gotta smoke, too 1578 01:25:15,400 --> 01:25:18,100 I gotta make some brownies and some muffins and... 1579 01:25:18,200 --> 01:25:20,600 You know what? You�re just being greedy now 1580 01:25:20,600 --> 01:25:22,000 All right No, go on in 1581 01:25:22,100 --> 01:25:23,900 Take it, take it Just take the whole bag 1582 01:25:23,900 --> 01:25:27,500 Damn good try Mm-hmm 1583 01:25:27,600 --> 01:25:30,200 III take those two Benjamin�s whenever you�re ready 1584 01:25:30,200 --> 01:25:33,100 If you gotta take your pants off first, to get into your pockets, 1585 01:25:33,100 --> 01:25:35,100 hey, player, I understand 1586 01:25:35,200 --> 01:25:37,900 Huh! Huh, huh, huh! Huh, huh, huh! 1587 01:25:37,900 --> 01:25:39,300 Huh! Huh! 1588 01:25:40,100 --> 01:25:43,000 Uh, oh, yeah Look at me 1589 01:25:43,100 --> 01:25:44,100 Yeah! 1590 01:25:44,300 --> 01:25:45,400 Yeah? 1591 01:25:45,500 --> 01:25:48,100 Boom, doo-chah-doo, doo-chah-doo That�s how mine sounds 1592 01:25:48,200 --> 01:25:51,700 Doo-chah, doo-chah, doo-chah-doo Doo-chah, doo-chah, doo-chah-doo 1593 01:25:51,800 --> 01:25:54,300 Doo-cha, doo... dayoh... 1594 01:25:54,400 --> 01:25:56,200 doo-cha, doo-te-doo 1595 01:26:09,700 --> 01:26:11,800 # Tell me who'll I say is just sittin' around # 1596 01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:14,200 # Tell me who'll I say is just sittin� around # 1597 01:26:14,300 --> 01:26:17,000 # Tell me who'll I say is just sittin� around # 1598 01:26:17,000 --> 01:26:19,100 # Jump around, jump around # 1599 01:26:19,200 --> 01:26:21,300 # Tell me who'll I say is just sittin� around # 1600 01:26:21,500 --> 01:26:23,700 # Tell me who'll I say is just sittin� around # 1601 01:26:23,900 --> 01:26:26,500 # Tell me who'll I say is just sittin� around # 1602 01:26:26,600 --> 01:26:28,900 # Jump around, jump around # 1603 01:26:30,300 --> 01:26:31,900 (man rapping) 1604 01:26:50,700 --> 01:26:53,100 MAN: # One, two, three, four # 1605 01:26:53,200 --> 01:26:55,100 # Girl, don't make that booty clap # 1606 01:26:55,200 --> 01:26:56,900 # Don't make that booty clap # 1607 01:26:57,000 --> 01:26:58,900 WOMAN: # We gonna make that booty clap # 1608 01:26:59,000 --> 01:27:00,500 # Gonna make that booty clap # 1609 01:27:00,600 --> 01:27:02,300 MAN: # Girl, don't make that booty clap # 1610 01:27:02,400 --> 01:27:04,200 # Don't make that booty clap # 1611 01:27:04,300 --> 01:27:06,100 WOMAN: # We gonna make that booty clap # 1612 01:27:06,200 --> 01:27:07,500 # Gonna make that booty... # 1613 01:27:07,600 --> 01:27:08,600 (whistle blows) 1614 01:27:22,600 --> 01:27:25,400 (woman rapping) 1615 01:27:30,300 --> 01:27:32,300 MAN: # Comin' at ya! # 1616 01:27:44,100 --> 01:27:46,300 # I came from the bottom, I made it to the top # 1617 01:27:46,400 --> 01:27:48,700 # And I'm married to the game, and this game don't stop # 1618 01:27:48,800 --> 01:27:51,200 # Comin' to your town to invade your block # 1619 01:27:51,200 --> 01:27:53,600 # We ride from the hood, taking over your spot # 1620 01:27:53,700 --> 01:27:55,900 # I came from the bottom, I made it to the top # 1621 01:27:56,000 --> 01:27:58,400 # I'm married to the game, and this game don't stop # 1622 01:27:58,500 --> 01:28:01,000 # Comin� to your town to invade your block # 1623 01:28:01,100 --> 01:28:03,200 # We ride from the hood, taking over your spot # 1624 01:28:03,300 --> 01:28:06,000 # Follow me while I take you on an odyssey # 1625 01:28:06,100 --> 01:28:08,400 # I'm hittin' dollars, see, can't nothin� bother me # 1626 01:28:08,500 --> 01:28:10,500 # Green grass, yeah, blowin� on the hood # 1627 01:28:10,500 --> 01:28:12,900 # Million-dollar caddy, call me Tiger Woods # 1628 01:28:13,000 --> 01:28:15,300 # I came from the bottom, I made it to the top # 1629 01:28:15,400 --> 01:28:17,700 # I'm married to the game, and this game don't stop # 1630 01:28:17,800 --> 01:28:20,200 # Comin� to your town to invade your block # 1631 01:28:20,200 --> 01:28:23,200 # Yo, we ride from the hood, takin� over your spot # 1632 01:28:34,600 --> 01:28:36,800 (man rapping) 1633 01:29:07,100 --> 01:29:09,400 (woman singing) 1634 01:29:41,200 --> 01:29:43,300 MAN: # She's so cinematic # 1635 01:29:43,400 --> 01:29:45,800 # She's so cinematic # 1636 01:29:45,800 --> 01:29:48,000 # She's turned me to an addict # 1637 01:29:48,100 --> 01:29:50,600 # Got me addicted to her # 1638 01:29:50,600 --> 01:29:54,500 # To her, to her, to her # 1639 01:29:54,600 --> 01:30:00,400 # To her, to her, to her, to her # 1640 01:30:00,500 --> 01:30:02,300 # She's so cinematic # 1641 01:30:02,500 --> 01:30:04,900 # She's so cinematic # 1642 01:30:05,000 --> 01:30:07,100 # She's turned me to an addict # 1643 01:30:07,200 --> 01:30:09,800 # Got me addicted to her # 1644 01:30:09,800 --> 01:30:12,400 # To her, to her, to her # 1645 01:30:12,500 --> 01:30:14,600 # To her, to her, to her, to her # 1646 01:30:18,400 --> 01:30:20,400 # We came to set the party off# 1647 01:30:20,500 --> 01:30:22,300 # I came to set the party off# 1648 01:30:22,400 --> 01:30:24,400 # You came to set the party off# 1649 01:30:24,500 --> 01:30:27,100 # Get a pimp, get a girl... # 1650 01:30:27,200 --> 01:30:29,000 # Get a pimp, get a girl # 1651 01:30:29,200 --> 01:30:31,100 # Get a pimp, get a girl # 1652 01:30:31,300 --> 01:30:32,900 # Get a pimp, get a girl # 1653 01:30:33,000 --> 01:30:35,000 # We came to set the party off# 1654 01:30:35,100 --> 01:30:36,100 # You flossin'? # 1655 01:30:36,100 --> 01:30:37,100 # I'm flossin'# 1656 01:30:37,200 --> 01:30:38,200 # You flossin'? # 1657 01:30:38,300 --> 01:30:39,300 # I'm flossin'# 1658 01:30:39,300 --> 01:30:40,300 # You flossin'? # 1659 01:30:40,400 --> 01:30:42,300 # I'm flossin'# 1660 01:30:42,400 --> 01:30:43,500 # Do you like what I'm seeing'? # 1661 01:30:43,600 --> 01:30:45,400 # Mix up the black and the white Puerto Rican# 1662 01:30:45,500 --> 01:30:46,700 # Even some European# 1663 01:30:46,800 --> 01:30:48,900 # You talk about the man, I'll beat 'im # 1664 01:30:49,100 --> 01:30:50,900 # You talk about the man, I'll beat 'im # 1665 01:30:57,100 --> 01:31:00,200 # We do it big, we do it big, we do it big, we do it big # 1666 01:31:00,200 --> 01:31:02,900 # We do it big, we do it big, we do it big # 1667 01:31:03,400 --> 01:31:05,500 # We ain't done, son# 123895

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