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>> ♪ OUT OF MY WAY I'M DRUNK AS HELL

I'LL BLOW YOUR ASS AWAY LIKE A RICKETY BELL

FOOT TO THE FLOOR AND THE WHISKEY IS FLOWING

I GOTTA...

I GOTTA GET IT GOING >> ♪ YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

HE DON'T GIVE A DAMN ♪ >> ♪ 12 OUNCE MOUSE

12 OUNCE MOUSE 12 OUNCE MOUSE

12 OUNCE MOUSE ♪ >> ♪ JETCAR'S ROLLING

ALL NIGHT LONG CRANKING UP THE JAMS

AND SINGING ALONG CAR FULL OF RICHES

AND A BRAND NEW PHONE ♪ >> CAN I HELP YOU?

AND A BRAND NEW PHONE ♪ >> CAN I HELP YOU?

>> CAN I HELP YOU?

>> WHAT DO YOU DO?

>> I DO IT ALL.

>> HAVE A SEAT.

>> I WILL, BECAUSE THAT'S SOMETHING I CAN DO.

>> DO SOMETHING.

[CLOCK TICKING] >> DO SOMETHING.

>> I AM.

I DID.

IT'S ALREADY DONE.

>> WHAT DID YOU DO?

WHAT DID YOU DO?

>> I HELPED YOU.

>> ARE YOU DRUNK?

>> NOT DRUNK ENOUGH.

>> CAN I HELP YOU?

>> YES, YOU CAN.

I GOT A JOB FOR YOU.

>> OK.

I'M HIRED.

>> A BUSINESSMAN IS COMING IN TODAY.

VERY IMPORTANT.

>> WHOA.

A REAL BUSINESSMAN?

NO WAY.

>> HE'S RECTANGLE-Y.

THAT'S HOW YOU'LL KNOW HIM, BY HIS RECTANGULAR-NESS.

>> NO WAY.

>> DRIVE HIM TO CHEESE INDUSTRIES.

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THAT IS.

THAT'S WHY WE PICKED YOU, BECAUSE EVERYBODY ELSE KNOWS.

>> RIGHT NOW.

>> MM-HMM.

>> OH, LOOK WHAT I FOUND.

I GOT TO DO THIS FIRST.

AAH.

>> OK, THAT WORKS.

HOW ABOUT NOW?

>> YES, HOW ABOUT NOW?

>> YEAH, NOW'S GOOD.

BEFORE WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER, BUT BEFORE IS OVER.

>> WHAT DO YOU WANT?

>> I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT AT CHEESE INDUSTRIES.

>> SO?

>> I'D LIKE TO HIRE YOU TO DRIVE ME THERE.

>> NO TALKING.

PAY.

>> HOW MUCH IN THE WORLD IS IT?

>> GET IN.

>> GOD, IS THE HEAT ON IN HERE?

>> IT SHOULD BE.

YOU LIKE PORNO?

>> WELL, UH...

>> LOOK AT THIS.

>> UM, I DON'T HAVE ANY EYES.

>> OH, MAN.

SUCKS FOR YOU.

HEY, WHY DON'T YOU FEEL AROUND BACK THERE AND GRAB ME A BEER?

>> BUT YOU'RE DRIVING.

>> WAS DRIVING.

SITTING BACK HERE WITH YOU NOW.

>> ARE WE HERE?

BECAUSE I HAVE AN IMPORTANT BUSINESS MEETING.

>> YEAH, WE'RE HERE.

HEY, LET ME HELP YOU INSIDE.

>> WAIT A SECOND.

IS THIS CHEESE INDUSTRIES?

>> IT'S ABOUT TO BE.

YOU SHOULD TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT.

>> WHAT?

>> JUST LIE DOWN ON THE BED.

OK, AND ROLL CAMERA.

AND ACTION.

ACTION.

COME ON.

GET ON NOW.

>> ALTHOUGH THIS IS A COMFORTABLE BED.

>> KISS IT.

>> I DON'T THINK THIS IS CHEESE INDUSTRIES.

>> KISS IT.

SQUEEZE IT.

SKILLET, COME ON, LET'S GO.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> WAIT.

WAIT, GUYS.

HANG ON.

>> MY HEAD.

THAT GUY WAS SUCH A DORK.

WE SHOULD ROB THAT BANK.

[SCREECHING] [ALARM RINGING]

[SCREECHING] ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

HEY, RHODA, LET ME GET, UH...

12 BEERS.

>> WHAT ARE YOU CELEBRATING HERE?

YOUR OUTSTANDING GAYNESS?

>> NOPE.

OUR BANK ROBBERY.

>> YOU ROBBED A BANK?

>> HELL, YEAH.

>> YOU BOYS ARE WILD.

>> YES, WE ARE.

>> I MEAN, YOU BOY ARE LIKE "WILD" WILD, YOU KNOW WHAT I

MEAN?

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

>> I MEAN, COMPLETELY WILD WILDNESS, WILDY, AND I SALUTE

YOU.

>> YES, SIR.

LIKE, WHOA.

LOOKIT DOWN THERE.

ME-OUSE.

MEOUSE.

MEOUSE.

[SMOOCHING] >> EEW!

>> OW.

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> MAKING OUT ON YOU.

IT'S WHAT YOU WANTED.

I MEAN, COME ON.

LOOK HOW YOU'RE DRESSED.

>> YOU'RE SUCH A DICK.

>> EEW!

GET AWAY.

>> AW, COME ON, BABY.

>> MAN POWER, GO.

>> DON'T BE THAT WAY.

[SCREECHING] >> WAIT A MINUTE.

THEY'RE PLAYING MY SONG.

♪ I LOVE LITTLE PUSSY HER COAT IS SO WARM

AND IF I-- ♪ [POLICE SIREN]

>> YOU BOYS, UH, HEAR ANYTHING, BANK ROBBERY, ABOUT IT?

>> YE--YEP.

>> UM, IS THAT YOUR STOLEN JET OUTSIDE WITH ALL THOSE BAGS OF

MONEY IN THE BACK SEAT?

[GIGGLES] DUDE?

>> WELL, DOES IT HAVE BULLET HOLES IN IT?

>> UM, NO.

>> THEN IT'S NOT MINE, IS IT?

>> OH, WAIT A SECOND.

THOSE ARE EXPENSIVE BEERS.

YOU MUST HAVE PRETTY GOOD JOBS TO PAY FOR THOSE KIND OF BEERS.

[SCREECHING] [BOTH LAUGHING]

[SCREECHING] [BOTH LAUGHING]

>> EXCUSE ME, BUT THAT BARTENDER JUST CALLED YOU A HOMO.

>> OH.

>> SKILLET, WE JUST SPENT $64,000 IN THAT BAR, SO WE'RE

GOING TO HAVE TO GET JOBS TO COVER UP THE FACT THAT WE ROB

BANKS.

BUT FIRST I NEED TO GET A DRINK.

>> EH, FITZ, THE USUAL?

>> YEP.

>> THAT'LL BE...

LET'S SEE...

$300?

>> TELL YOU WHAT.

>> PERFECT.

>> WATCH OUT.

OH, MY GOD.

WATCH OUT.

WATCH, WATCH, WATCH!

WATCH IT!

OH, MY GOD.

IS HE DEAD?

>> NO, I'M JUST DRUNK.

>> WATCH OUT!

OH, MY GOD.

>> IT'S COOL, EVERYBODY, I'M JUST DRUNK.

SEE?

IT'S OK.

IT'S ALL COOL, MAN.

IT'S JUST-- WHAT?

WHAT?

WHAT ARE YOU ALL LOOKING-- WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

WHAT'S THAT?

IS THAT A METEOR?

THAT'S A COOL METEOR.

HEY, KID.

YOU ARE REALLY SOMETHING.

YOU'D BE GREAT IN PICTURES.

>> I WOULD?

>> YEAH, YOU WOULD.

HO HO!

UP TOP.

>> I'M TOO DRUNK.

>> PERFECT.

LET ME BUY YOU A DRINK, BECAUSE YOU ARE HIRED, SIR.

HA HA!

>> WELL, SEE, FIRST I NEED TO CHECK WITH MY BOSS, BECAUSE HE'S

A SHARK.

WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BE A SHARK?

>> OW.

NICE.

>> YOU NEED SOME HELP?

>> WAIT.

I'LL DO IT.

>> SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

>> OK.

PLEASE.

>> I SENT YOU OUT TO PICK UP A CLIENT AND TAKE HIM TO A

MEETING.

>> YES.

YES, SIR.

>> INSTEAD OF THAT, YOU TOOK HIM TO A PORNO SET, WHERE HE STARRED

IN HIS VERY FIRST PORNO.

THEN YOU BLEW HIM UP.

>> WRONG.

THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

>> THEN YOU ROBBED A BANK.

>> ROBBED A BANK?

>> THREW UP ON A WOMAN.

>> WHAT?

>> AND SANG TO THE POLICE.

>> THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

I DIDN'T DO THAT.

>> HUH.

SO WHAT DID YOU DO?

>> I DID EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED TO DO.

>> WHICH WAS WHAT AGAIN?

>> ALL THINGS.

A-L-L.

>> HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY?

THAT I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU ONE MORE CHANCE.

THEY ALWAYS SAY THAT.

>> OH, YEAH, I THINK I'LL GIVE YOU ONE MORE CHANCE.

>> BULLETPROOF.

>> HMM.

THEN I GUESS I'LL TAKE THE JOB.

WHAT IS THE JOB?

>> "I" LIVE IN ON AN "I"-LAND IN "I"-OWA...

OR "WY"-OMING.

>> NO.

YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

>> ♪ 12 OUNCE MOUSE 12 OUNCE MOUSE

12 OUNCE MOUSE 12 OUNCE MOUSE...

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12 OUNCE MOUSE... ♪