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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,502 --> 00:00:05,671 All right, I'm moving my infantry division... 2 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:08,757 ...augmented by a battalion of orcs from Lord of the Rings. 3 00:00:08,925 --> 00:00:10,592 We flank the Tennessee volunteers... 4 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:13,929 ...and the North once again wins the Battle of Gettysburg. 5 00:00:14,097 --> 00:00:17,182 Not so fast. Remember, the South still has two infantry divisions. 6 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:19,643 Plus Superman and Godzilla. 7 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:21,687 No, no, no. Orcs are magic. 8 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:23,355 Superman is vulnerable to magic. 9 00:00:23,523 --> 00:00:25,566 Not to mention, you already lost Godzilla... 10 00:00:25,734 --> 00:00:28,027 ...to the Illinois cavalry and Hulk. 11 00:00:28,445 --> 00:00:32,406 Why don't you just have Robert E. Lee charge the line with Shiva and Ganesh? 12 00:00:32,574 --> 00:00:34,158 - You guys ready to order? - Hang on. 13 00:00:34,325 --> 00:00:35,909 Shiva and Ganesh? 14 00:00:36,077 --> 00:00:38,579 The Hindu gods against the entire Union Army? 15 00:00:38,747 --> 00:00:40,456 And orcs. 16 00:00:40,623 --> 00:00:42,124 I'll be back. 17 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:45,794 Excuse me. Ganesh is the remover of obstacles and Shiva's the destroyer. 18 00:00:45,962 --> 00:00:48,547 When the smoke clears, Lincoln will be speaking Hindi... 19 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:50,299 ...and drinking mint juleps. 20 00:00:50,842 --> 00:00:54,261 My boss says you have to either order or leave and never come back. 21 00:00:54,929 --> 00:00:57,806 What do you recommend for someone with a man-sized appetite... 22 00:00:57,974 --> 00:01:00,434 ...from a morning of weight-training and cardio-funk? 23 00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:01,685 A shower. 24 00:01:02,562 --> 00:01:05,064 I'll take the heart-smart platter. 25 00:01:05,482 --> 00:01:07,316 All right, thank you. And Sheldon? 26 00:01:07,484 --> 00:01:09,735 We don't eat here. I don't know what's good. 27 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:12,446 - Well, it's all good. - Statistically unlikely. 28 00:01:13,198 --> 00:01:15,324 Just get a hamburger. You like hamburgers. 29 00:01:15,492 --> 00:01:17,493 I like the hamburgers where we usually eat. 30 00:01:17,660 --> 00:01:20,704 You can't make the assumption that I'll like the hamburgers here. 31 00:01:20,872 --> 00:01:23,499 I'm sorry. Give him a hamburger. 32 00:01:23,666 --> 00:01:25,542 Which one, the classic, the ranch house... 33 00:01:25,710 --> 00:01:27,920 ...the barbeque burger or the Kobe burger? 34 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:30,005 Can't we just go to Big Boy? 35 00:01:30,173 --> 00:01:34,802 - They only have one burger, the Big Boy. - The barbeque burger's like the Big Boy. 36 00:01:34,969 --> 00:01:37,346 In a world that already includes a Big Boy... 37 00:01:37,514 --> 00:01:39,848 ...why would I settle for something like a Big Boy? 38 00:01:40,016 --> 00:01:42,142 Because you are not at Big Boy. 39 00:01:43,144 --> 00:01:45,854 - Fine. I'll have the barbeque burger. - Make it two. 40 00:01:46,022 --> 00:01:48,315 Waitresses don't yell at you at Big Boy. 41 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:50,901 Hey, Leonard. Hi, guys. 42 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:52,236 - Hey. - Hey, Leslie. 43 00:01:52,403 --> 00:01:56,115 - I didn't know you ate here. - We don't. This is a disturbing aberration. 44 00:01:56,282 --> 00:01:59,493 Leslie, this is Penny, she lives across the hall from Sheldon and me. 45 00:01:59,661 --> 00:02:02,412 And walks in quiet beauty like the night. 46 00:02:03,039 --> 00:02:05,082 Howard, I've asked you not to do that. 47 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:08,627 Leslie and I do research together at the university. 48 00:02:08,837 --> 00:02:11,004 Oh, wow. A girl scientist. 49 00:02:11,172 --> 00:02:13,465 Yep. Come for the breasts, stay for the brains. 50 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:15,634 So I'm glad I ran into you. 51 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:18,512 The Physics Department string quartet needs a new cellist. 52 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,055 What happened to Elliott Wong? 53 00:02:20,223 --> 00:02:23,100 Switched over to high-energy radiation research, had a mishap. 54 00:02:23,268 --> 00:02:26,186 And now the other guys are uncomfortable sitting next to him. 55 00:02:26,646 --> 00:02:28,564 - So are you in? - Yeah, sure. Why not? 56 00:02:28,731 --> 00:02:32,109 - We rehearse on Tuesdays at your place. - Why at my place? 57 00:02:32,277 --> 00:02:35,612 Yeah, Department of Energy said our regular space is kind of a hot zone. 58 00:02:36,322 --> 00:02:38,407 - Nice meeting you. - Yeah, you too. 59 00:02:38,575 --> 00:02:40,784 Leonard, I didn't know you played the cello. 60 00:02:40,952 --> 00:02:43,120 Yeah, my parents felt that naming me Leonard... 61 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:45,581 ...and putting me in advanced-placement classes... 62 00:02:45,748 --> 00:02:47,666 ...wasn't getting me beaten up enough. 63 00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:50,586 If you're into music, I happen to be a human beatbox... 64 00:02:50,753 --> 00:02:52,337 - ...so... - Really? 65 00:02:52,505 --> 00:02:54,506 [BEATBOXING] 66 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:01,263 I'm actually not that into music. 67 00:03:02,265 --> 00:03:05,142 Your friend's really cute. Anything going on with you two? 68 00:03:05,685 --> 00:03:06,810 Leslie? 69 00:03:06,978 --> 00:03:09,271 No, no. What, are you kidding? 70 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:12,441 He asked her out once. It was an embarrassing failure. 71 00:03:12,775 --> 00:03:13,817 Thank you, Sheldon. 72 00:03:13,985 --> 00:03:16,153 I'm sorry. Was that supposed to be a secret? 73 00:03:17,363 --> 00:03:20,115 That's too bad. You guys would make a cute couple. 74 00:03:21,784 --> 00:03:23,577 - Oh, dear. - What's the matter? 75 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:24,912 She didn't take my order. 76 00:03:25,079 --> 00:03:28,290 How could she take your order when you're too neurotic to talk to her? 77 00:03:29,083 --> 00:03:32,461 Nevertheless, this will be reflected in her tip. 78 00:03:34,964 --> 00:03:37,966 LEONARD: What did Penny mean, "you'd make a cute couple"? 79 00:03:38,134 --> 00:03:39,801 I assume she meant the two of you... 80 00:03:39,969 --> 00:03:43,513 ...would constitute a couple that others might consider cute. 81 00:03:45,141 --> 00:03:49,853 An alternate and less likely interpretation is that you could manufacture one. 82 00:03:50,980 --> 00:03:53,732 As in, "Look, Leonard and Leslie made Mr. and Mrs. Goldfarb. 83 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:55,692 Aren't they adorable?" 84 00:03:55,860 --> 00:03:58,445 If Penny didn't know that Leslie had turned me down... 85 00:03:58,613 --> 00:04:02,824 ...then that would mean that she, Penny, thought I should ask her, Leslie, out... 86 00:04:02,992 --> 00:04:05,827 ...indicating that Penny had no interest in me asking her out. 87 00:04:05,995 --> 00:04:08,330 But because she did know I had asked Leslie out... 88 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:10,582 ...and that she, Leslie, had turned me down... 89 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:14,169 ...then she, Penny, could be offering consolation. 90 00:04:15,546 --> 00:04:18,340 "That's too bad, you would have made a cute couple." 91 00:04:18,508 --> 00:04:22,928 But while thinking, "Good, Leonard remains available." 92 00:04:24,055 --> 00:04:26,431 You're a lucky man, Leonard. 93 00:04:27,684 --> 00:04:28,725 How so? 94 00:04:28,893 --> 00:04:31,144 You're talking to one of the three men in the West... 95 00:04:31,312 --> 00:04:33,730 ...capable of following that train of thought. 96 00:04:34,857 --> 00:04:35,983 Well, what do you think? 97 00:04:36,150 --> 00:04:39,152 I said I could follow it, I didn't say I cared. 98 00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:05,429 [PLAYING CLASSICAL MUSIC] 99 00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:12,311 I admire your fingering. 100 00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:14,438 Thank you. 101 00:05:15,273 --> 00:05:18,400 Maybe sometime you can try that on my instrument. 102 00:05:27,201 --> 00:05:28,910 LESLIE: Good night, guys. Good job. - Thanks. 103 00:05:29,078 --> 00:05:30,579 See you next week. 104 00:05:30,913 --> 00:05:33,582 - That was fun. Thanks for including me. - You're welcome. 105 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:36,960 If you're up for it, we could practice that middle section again. 106 00:05:37,128 --> 00:05:39,046 Sure. Why not? 107 00:05:39,213 --> 00:05:41,214 [STARTS PLAYING] 108 00:05:44,927 --> 00:05:48,305 Just so we're clear, you understand me hanging back to practice with you... 109 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:51,058 ...is a pretext for letting you know that I'm sexually available. 110 00:05:51,225 --> 00:05:53,226 [CLATTERING] 111 00:05:58,483 --> 00:05:59,775 Really? 112 00:05:59,942 --> 00:06:01,318 Yeah, I'm good to go. 113 00:06:01,986 --> 00:06:03,987 I thought you weren't interested in me. 114 00:06:04,155 --> 00:06:08,617 That was before I saw you handling that beautiful piece of wood between your legs. 115 00:06:10,495 --> 00:06:12,037 You mean my cello. 116 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:14,664 No, I mean the obvious, crude double entendre. 117 00:06:14,832 --> 00:06:16,875 I'm seducing you. 118 00:06:18,086 --> 00:06:20,003 No kidding. 119 00:06:20,296 --> 00:06:23,673 What can I say? I'm a passionate and impulsive woman. 120 00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:25,592 So how about it? 121 00:06:26,594 --> 00:06:28,303 Gee... 122 00:06:28,721 --> 00:06:32,182 - Is it the waitress? - Penny? What about her? 123 00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:34,643 I saw your pupils dilate when you looked at her... 124 00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:38,188 ...which, unless you're a heroin addict, points to sexual attraction. 125 00:06:39,607 --> 00:06:41,691 I did have a poppy-seed bagel for breakfast... 126 00:06:41,859 --> 00:06:44,653 ...which could give a positive urine test for opiates... 127 00:06:44,821 --> 00:06:46,655 ...but certainly not dilate my pupils... 128 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:49,741 ...so I guess there was no point in bringing it up. 129 00:06:50,701 --> 00:06:53,662 - You and the waitress, then. - No, no. 130 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:56,498 There's nothing going on between Penny and me. 131 00:06:56,707 --> 00:06:59,126 So you're open to a sexual relationship? 132 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:02,295 Yeah. Yeah, I guess I am. 133 00:07:02,463 --> 00:07:04,047 - Good. - Yeah, it is. 134 00:07:04,215 --> 00:07:05,882 It is good. 135 00:07:07,218 --> 00:07:09,177 Did you wanna start now? 136 00:07:09,345 --> 00:07:12,472 - Why don't we finish this section first? - Oh, okay. 137 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:14,766 A little musical foreplay. Terrific. 138 00:07:15,768 --> 00:07:17,769 [RESUMES PLAYING] 139 00:07:25,486 --> 00:07:27,487 [PLAYING FASTER] 140 00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:37,789 - I'm... Good to go. - Me too. 141 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:51,720 Oh. Hey, Sheldon. What's going on? 142 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:54,473 I need your opinion on a matter of semiotics. 143 00:07:55,016 --> 00:07:58,226 - I'm sorry? - Semiotics, the study of signs and symbols. 144 00:07:58,394 --> 00:08:01,521 It's a branch of philosophy related to linguistics. 145 00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:06,526 Okay, sweetie, I know you think you're explaining yourself... 146 00:08:06,694 --> 00:08:09,112 ...but you're really not. 147 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:12,491 Just come with me. 148 00:08:12,700 --> 00:08:15,243 [ON STEREO] Tell me have you ever really 149 00:08:15,411 --> 00:08:17,037 Really, really ever loved a woman? 150 00:08:17,205 --> 00:08:18,246 Well? 151 00:08:18,414 --> 00:08:21,458 - Well, what? - What does it mean? 152 00:08:21,792 --> 00:08:23,627 Come on, you went to college. 153 00:08:23,794 --> 00:08:26,087 Yes, but I was 11. 154 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:31,676 A tie on the doorknob usually means someone doesn't wanna be disturbed... 155 00:08:31,844 --> 00:08:36,181 ...because they're, you know, getting busy. 156 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:39,267 So you're saying Leonard has a girl in there? 157 00:08:39,435 --> 00:08:44,231 Well, either that or he's lost his tie rack and gotten really into Bryan Adams. 158 00:08:45,274 --> 00:08:47,317 LESLIE [FLATLY]: Oh, Leonard, you magnificent beast. 159 00:08:50,821 --> 00:08:53,448 We really shouldn't be standing here. 160 00:08:55,451 --> 00:08:57,369 This is very awkward. 161 00:08:57,620 --> 00:09:00,872 Oh, come on. You know, Leonard's had girls over before, right? 162 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:05,293 Oh, yes. But there's usually planning, courtship, advance notice. 163 00:09:05,836 --> 00:09:10,674 You know, last time, I was able to book a cruise to the Arctic to see a solar eclipse. 164 00:09:11,592 --> 00:09:15,095 Wait, wait. You had to leave the state because your roommate was having sex? 165 00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:18,306 I didn't have to. The dates just happened to coincide. 166 00:09:21,143 --> 00:09:23,186 So do you know who's in there? 167 00:09:24,146 --> 00:09:26,273 Well, there's Leonard. 168 00:09:29,318 --> 00:09:33,780 And he's either with Leslie Winkle or a 1930s gangster. 169 00:09:35,825 --> 00:09:38,785 Hmm. Good for him. 170 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:41,413 Good for Leonard. 171 00:09:42,498 --> 00:09:43,623 Okay. Night. 172 00:09:43,791 --> 00:09:45,417 No, don't. Wait, hold on. 173 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:48,920 - What's the matter? - I don't know what the protocol is here. 174 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:52,841 Do I stay? Do I leave? 175 00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:55,719 Do I wait to greet them with a refreshing beverage? 176 00:09:57,805 --> 00:09:59,764 Gee, Sheldon, you're asking the wrong girl. 177 00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:02,058 I'm usually on the other side of the tie. 178 00:10:05,479 --> 00:10:06,896 [DOOR CLOSES] 179 00:10:17,992 --> 00:10:19,993 [DIALING] 180 00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:24,748 Hi, Leonard? 181 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,210 It's me. 182 00:10:29,378 --> 00:10:31,046 Sheldon. 183 00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:33,882 In the living room. 184 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:36,468 I just... I wanted you to know I saw the tie. 185 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:39,262 Message received. 186 00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:44,017 You're welcome. 187 00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:48,647 You carry on. Give my best to Leslie. 188 00:11:25,976 --> 00:11:27,644 Big Boy. 189 00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:36,778 [EXHALES] 190 00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:40,323 [CLEARS THROAT] 191 00:11:52,336 --> 00:11:54,796 Someone touched my board. 192 00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,843 Oh, God, my board. 193 00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:03,471 [PANTING] Leonard. 194 00:12:03,639 --> 00:12:05,473 Leonard! 195 00:12:05,641 --> 00:12:07,350 Hey, what's the matter? 196 00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:09,728 Equations. Someone's tampered with my equations. 197 00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:11,146 - Are you sure? - Of course. 198 00:12:11,313 --> 00:12:13,732 Look at the beta function of quantum chromodynamics. 199 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:15,984 The sign's been changed. 200 00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:17,485 Oh, yeah. 201 00:12:17,653 --> 00:12:20,029 But doesn't that fix the problem you've been having? 202 00:12:20,197 --> 00:12:22,490 Are you insane? Are you out of your mind? 203 00:12:22,658 --> 00:12:26,035 Are you...? Hey, look, that fixes the problem I've been having. 204 00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:29,038 You're welcome. 205 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:32,333 You did this? 206 00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:35,503 Yeah. I noticed it when I got up to get water, so I fixed it. 207 00:12:35,671 --> 00:12:38,757 Now you can show quarks are asymptotically free at high energies. 208 00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:40,383 Pretty cool, huh? 209 00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:43,845 "Cool"? 210 00:12:44,388 --> 00:12:45,847 Listen, I gotta get to the lab. 211 00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:48,016 Thanks for a great night. 212 00:12:49,059 --> 00:12:50,643 Thank you. I'll see you at work. 213 00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:54,272 - Hold on. Hold on. - What? 214 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:57,358 - Who told you you could touch my board? - No one. 215 00:12:57,526 --> 00:13:00,069 I don't come into your house and touch your board. 216 00:13:00,237 --> 00:13:02,572 There are no incorrect equations on my board. 217 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:09,412 Oh, that is so, so... 218 00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:14,751 I'm sorry, I gotta run. If you come up with an adjective, text me. 219 00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:18,213 [DOOR CLOSES] 220 00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:22,050 Inconsiderate. That is the adjective. Inconsiderate. 221 00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:26,763 You can stare at your board all day, she's still going to be right. 222 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,556 SHELDON: I'm not staring, I'm mulling. 223 00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:30,475 - Oh, hey, Leonard. - Hi. 224 00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:35,063 [TEASING] So how's it going? 225 00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:39,442 [IMITATES PENNY] Pretty good. 226 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:43,696 Just pretty good? I'd think you were doing very good. 227 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:48,827 "Pretty, very." There's really no objective scale for delineating variations of good. 228 00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:51,120 Why do you ask? 229 00:13:51,288 --> 00:13:55,124 Well, a little bird told me that you and Leslie hooked up last night. 230 00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:59,796 - Sheldon! SHELDON: I'm coming. 231 00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:02,549 So is it serious? Do you like her? 232 00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:04,634 I don't... 233 00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:09,681 That's really two different questions. I'm not... 234 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,599 Sheldon, we have to go. 235 00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:16,104 Boy, you're wound awfully tight for a man who just had sexual intercourse. 236 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:21,568 All right, well, I'll talk to you later. But I am so happy for you, Leonard. 237 00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:24,445 Thank you. 238 00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:26,781 [DOOR CLOSES] 239 00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:29,951 What did she mean, she's happy for me? 240 00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:33,746 Is she happy because I'm seeing someone or because she thinks I'm happy? 241 00:14:33,914 --> 00:14:36,958 Because anyone who cared for someone would want them to be happy... 242 00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:40,795 ...even if the reason for their happiness made the first person unhappy. 243 00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:43,339 You know, because the second person, though happy... 244 00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:46,885 ...is now romantically unavailable to the first person. 245 00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:51,556 Do you realize I may have to share a Nobel Prize with your booty call? 246 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,269 You know what? 247 00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:58,021 I'm being ridiculous. 248 00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:00,565 But who cares what Penny thinks? 249 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,902 Leslie is a terrific girl. She's attractive. We like each other. 250 00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:05,653 She's extremely intelligent. 251 00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:08,698 SHELDON: She's not that intelligent. LEONARD: She fixed your equation. 252 00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:11,159 SHELDON: She got lucky. LEONARD: You don't believe in luck. 253 00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,828 I don't have to believe in it for her to be lucky. 254 00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:17,332 Regardless, I have a chance at a real relationship with Leslie. 255 00:15:17,499 --> 00:15:20,668 I'm not gonna pass that up for some hypothetical future happiness... 256 00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:23,838 ...with a woman who may or may not want me to be happy... 257 00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:27,425 ...with the woman who is currently making me happy. 258 00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:29,344 SHELDON: Leonard. LEONARD: Yeah? 259 00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:31,721 SHELDON: I still don't care. 260 00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:41,189 Hey, Leslie. 261 00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:44,817 Careful, Leonard. Liquid nitrogen, 320 degrees below zero. 262 00:15:45,861 --> 00:15:47,946 Brrrr. Heh. 263 00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:55,995 Why are you smashing a flash-frozen banana? 264 00:15:56,163 --> 00:15:59,207 Because I got a bowl of Cheerios and I couldn't find a knife. 265 00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:05,421 So anyway, hello. 266 00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:09,217 What are you doing? 267 00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:11,636 Just extending the intimacy. 268 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:14,138 Hey, do you wanna slip over to the radiation lab... 269 00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:17,141 ...and share a decontamination shower? 270 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:24,273 Okay, what exactly do you think's going on between us? 271 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:29,404 I'm not sure, but I think I'm about to discover how the banana felt. 272 00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:37,537 Neither of us are neuroscientists, but we both understand the biochemistry of sex. 273 00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:41,124 Dopamine in our brains is released across synapses, causing pleasure. 274 00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:44,085 Stick electrodes in a rat's brain, give him an orgasm button. 275 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:46,963 He'll push that thing until he starves to death. 276 00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:49,007 Well, who wouldn't? Heh. 277 00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:51,050 The difference between us and the rat... 278 00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:53,761 ...is you can't stick an electrode in our hypothalamus. 279 00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:55,430 That's where you come in. 280 00:16:57,433 --> 00:17:00,435 Yeah, well, I'm just glad to be a part of it. Heh. 281 00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:02,812 So, what happens now? 282 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:06,733 Well, I don't know about your sex drive, but I'm probably good till New Year's. 283 00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:09,777 Oh. 284 00:17:09,945 --> 00:17:11,571 Okay. 285 00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:14,407 - Thank you. - Thank you. 286 00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:20,371 - You wanna make plans for New Year's? - Please, you're smothering me. 287 00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,415 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 288 00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:26,002 Hey, look. It's Dr. Stud. 289 00:17:27,254 --> 00:17:28,296 Doctor what? 290 00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:31,132 The blogosphere is abuzzing with news of you and Leslie... 291 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:34,427 ...making the bang, bang music. 292 00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:38,806 - Well, how did it get on the Internet? - I put it there. 293 00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:41,017 Well, how did you know about it? 294 00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:42,852 A little bird told us. 295 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,814 Apparently, you are a magnificent beast. 296 00:17:49,276 --> 00:17:51,819 Well, that part's true. 297 00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:58,701 I think I may have misjudged this restaurant. 298 00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:00,995 - No kidding. - I don't wanna go out on a limb... 299 00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:04,373 ...but I think we may be looking at my new Tuesday hamburger. 300 00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:08,836 Your old Tuesday hamburger will be so brokenhearted. 301 00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:10,713 Way ahead of you. 302 00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:15,426 I was thinking of moving Big Boy to Thursdays and just dropping Souplantation. 303 00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:17,428 - Really? - Yeah. 304 00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:20,848 The name always confused me, anyway. Souplantation. 305 00:18:21,016 --> 00:18:22,850 You can't grow soup. 306 00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:28,773 - So how's everything? - Terrific. 307 00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:32,944 You'll be happy to know I plan to come every Tuesday for the foreseeable future. 308 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:36,030 Really? Oh, yay. Heh. 309 00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:39,700 Who do I speak to about permanently reserving this table? 310 00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:43,204 I don't know, a psychiatrist? 311 00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:46,040 PENNY: So, hey. 312 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:49,585 - How are things with you and Leslie? - Oh. 313 00:18:49,753 --> 00:18:52,463 To be honest, I don't think it's going to work out. 314 00:18:53,757 --> 00:18:56,509 Oh, that's too bad. Well, hey, don't worry. 315 00:18:56,677 --> 00:19:00,138 I'm sure there's someone out there who's just right for you. 316 00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:05,643 Well, what did she mean by that? 317 00:19:06,019 --> 00:19:10,231 Was that just a generic platitude or was that a subtle bid for attention? 318 00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:15,653 You know why this hamburger surpasses the Big Boy? 319 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:18,990 This is a single-decker, whereas the Big Boy is a double-decker. 320 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:23,244 This has a much more satisfying meat-to-bun-to-condiment ratio. 321 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,581 - Are you even listening to me? - Of course I'm listening. 322 00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:30,418 Blah, blah, hopeless Penny delusion, blah, blah, blah. 323 00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:34,046 Okay, then. 324 00:19:35,632 --> 00:19:38,759 You know, you can grow the ingredients for soup. 325 00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:11,626 [English - US - SDH] 26142

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