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- Hi.
- Hey.
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So, what's the final head count
on my baby shower?
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About 20. A couple people from work
who had something else to do.
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Also, your sisters called,
neither can make it.
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What? You mean they're not coming
to a social event...
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...where there's no men and no booze?
That's shocking.
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Well, I don't care.
As long as my mom's here.
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- Oh, my God. Your mother.
- What, my mom's not gonna be here?
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Well, given that we forgot to invite her...
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...it would be an awfully big coincidence
if she was.
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Oh, my God.
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Well, it wasn't my fault.
Phoebe was in charge of the invitations.
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Well, I don't have a mother.
So often I forget other people...
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Oh, give it a rest.
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So my mother is not coming
to my baby shower?
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No.
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Neither is mine.
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You know what? Don't worry.
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Okay? We'll take care of it. We'll call her.
You go home and get ready.
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Please make sure she comes.
It's really important to me. It's my mom.
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- I know. What's her number?
- I don't know.
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Go. I have it in my book. Go.
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Wait a minute. If you're in charge
of invitations, why am I calling her?
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Hello, Mrs. Green.
Hi, uh, it's Monica Geller.
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- Oh, hello, Monica.
- Hi.
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Um, I know this is last-minute, but we've
decided to throw an impromptu...
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- ...baby shower for Rachel today.
- I know. My daughters told me about it...
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...when they received their impromptu
invitations a month ago.
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- Okay, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
- For what, dear?
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For not inviting me,
or for lying about it?
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Oh, my God. My ass is sweating.
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Please, please, can you come?
It's today at 4.
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- Well, all right. I'll see you at 4.
- Thank you.
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- Isn't it at 3?
- Son of a bitch.
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- Hey, Joe. Wanna shoot some hoops?
- Hey.
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No, I can't go, I'm practicing. I got an
audition to be the host of a game show.
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- Cool.
- Great.
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Yeah, and if I get it, by day,
I'll be Dr. Drake Ramoray.
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But by night, I'll be Joey Tribbiani.
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You'll be perfect for this.
That's already your name.
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The audition's in a couple hours,
and I don't even understand the game.
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Do you want some help?
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Oh, really? That'd be great.
Hey, you guys can be the contestants.
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Awesome.
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Okay, I guess we can lose
to junior-high girls some other time.
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- All right. Let's play Bamboozled.
- Bamboozled?
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Isn't that a cool name?
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- Yeah.
- No.
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All right. Uh, okay.
Our first contestant is Ross Geller.
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Why don't you tell us a little bit
about yourself, Ross?
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Well, uh, I'm a paleontologist.
Um, I live in New York.
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I have a son, Ben. Uh, hi, Ben. And, uh...
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I said a little bit, Ross.
Now, how about you, Chandler?
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Well, Joey, I'm a headhunter.
I hook up out-of-work Soviet scientists...
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...with rogue Third World nations.
Hi, Rasputin.
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Excellent. Let's play Bamboozled.
Chandler, you'll go first.
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- What is the capital of Colombia?
- Bogoté.
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It's Bogoda, but close enough.
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Now, you can either pass your turn to Ross
or pick a Wicked Wango Card.
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- What does a Wicked Wango Card do?
- I should know that.
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Let's see.
Just one moment, please, um...
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Here we are. A Wicked Wango Card
determines whether you go higher or lower.
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Higher or lower than what?
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- This is embarrassing.
- Can you believe how lame this is?
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I'm sorry. I don't believe contestants
are allowed to talk to each other.
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Oh, I told the stripper to be here at 5.
That's good, right?
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You ordered a stripper for the shower?
That is totally inappropriate.
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Why? He's gonna be dressed as a baby.
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Oh, hi, Mrs. Green.
I'm so glad you could make it.
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Yes, thank you so much.
And again, we're so sorry.
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We could not feel worse about it.
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Try.
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There's my little girl.
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- She's still mad.
- Yeah, I know.
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Isn't it great? One less person
we have to make small talk with.
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Phoebe, Sandra's mad at you too.
It doesn't bother you?
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Look, we've apologized twice.
I can't do any more than that.
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I know you hate it when people
are mad at you...
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...but, you know,
you just have to be okay with it.
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Okay. I can do that. Heh.
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- I gotta go powder my ass.
- Oh.
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Look at that face.
Just like when you were in high school.
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If I didn't know better,
I'd say you were a cheerleader in trouble.
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- Come on, let's get some tea.
- Okay.
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Ooh, my. Look at that.
Only three weeks to go.
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Now, have you picked your nanny yet?
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I don't want you to just use
your housekeeper...
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...because it'll just split her focus.
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Oh. Actually, I'm not gonna use a nanny.
And, uh, I don't even have a housekeeper.
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It's like you're a cave person.
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Rachel, you must get a nanny.
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You don't know how overwhelming
this is gonna be.
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When you were a baby,
I had full-time help. I had Mrs. K.
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Mrs. K. Oh, yeah, she was sweet.
She taught me Spanish.
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I actually think
I remember some of it:
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- Such a sweet woman.
- Yeah.
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Well, however great she was,
I just can't afford that.
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- Oh, Rachel.
- What?
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I just had the greatest idea.
I'm gonna come live with you.
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What? What?
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Oh, I'm so happy I'm gonna
do this for my little girl.
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Aw, look at you.
You have tears in your eyes.
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Yes, yes, I do.
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All right, Ross, you're in the lead.
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Would you like to take another question,
or spin the Wheel of Mayhem?
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The Wheel has not been
my friend tonight, Joey. Uh...
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I'll take another question.
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Okay. This is gonna be tough.
Hold your breath.
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It's okay. I'm ready.
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No, dude, you gotta hold your breath
till you're ready to answer the question.
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- It's part of the game.
- This is ridiculous. He's not gonna hold...
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Okay. What do you have a fear of
if you suffer from this phobia? Triska...
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Holy cow. That's a big word. Tris...
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Seriously, look at this thing, Chandler.
How do you say that?
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- Let me see that.
- This one right here.
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- Triskaidekaphobia.
- Fear of Triscuits.
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- No. No. Fear of the number 13.
- Fear of Triscuits?
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It's possible.
They have really sharp edges.
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All right, Chandler, you're up.
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Wait a minute. I believe I'm entitled
to use my Angel Pass for a free turn.
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- This game makes no sense.
- You're just upset because you're losing.
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Oh, come on, Ross.
I think we're all losers here.
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All right. Chandler, you can either
spin the Wheel or pick a Google Card.
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Let me think, let me think.
Oh, uh, I don't care.
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You must choose, Mr. Bing.
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- Either. It makes no difference.
- Choose, you jackass.
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- I'll take a card.
- Okay, you picked the Gimme Card.
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- You get all of Ross' points.
- What?
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This game is kind of fun.
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You don't think it's a little crazy
that you get all my points...?
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I don't think the contestants
are supposed to speak to each other.
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- Why did you invite my mother?
- What?
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She wants to move in with me and Ross
to help take care of the baby.
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- For how long?
- Eight weeks.
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I mean, I love my mother, but, my God,
a long lunch with her is taxing.
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I personally would be honored
if she wanted to live with me.
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She can't hear you.
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You guys, come on.
What am I gonna do?
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If you don't want your mother
to move in with you, just tell her.
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You're right. You're right.
I'm about to have a baby.
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I can tell my mother that I don't want her
to be sleeping on my couch.
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Oh, my God. She's gonna wanna sleep
in my bed with me. This cannot happen.
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That's right. That is right.
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You go over there and tell her
you do not want her to live with you.
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- Do not take no for an answer.
- Okay.
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This is great.
Now she's gonna be mad at Rachel.
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And I'm just gonna swoop in there
and be like the daughter she never had.
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I have new respect for Chandler.
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All right, everybody.
It's time to open the presents.
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Yes, and I think that the first gift
that Rachel opens...
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...should be from the grandmother
of the baby.
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Because you're the most important person
in this room. And in the world.
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Well, um, I don't have a gift because
I wasn't invited until the last minute.
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But thank you so much, dear,
for bringing that to everybody's attention.
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How about you less important people?
Let's open your presents.
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- Mom, it's okay that you didn't get a gift.
- Well, I kind of did.
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- Me. Eight weeks of me.
- Yeah.
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Okay. See, Mom, the truth is,
I can do this on my own.
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Sweetheart, I know you're gonna be
a terrific mom.
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I just think you need a little help,
especially at the beginning.
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But, Mom, I really know what I'm doing.
I can handle this.
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Really? Remember Twinkles?
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He was a hamster.
I'm not gonna vacuum up my baby.
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Okay, come on, Rach.
It's present time.
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You know, you're the glue
holding this whole party together.
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It's kind of falling apart here.
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- Ooh, look.
- Wow.
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This is from your friends at work.
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Ooh, my gosh. Oh, wow.
Oh, I know what this is.
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Wait a minute.
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That can't be right.
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Is that a beer bong for a baby?
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Darling, that's a breast pump.
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Heh. Did I say I was done guessing?
Okay, thank you for that.
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Ooh, wow. What's this?
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- It's a Diaper Genie.
- Oh, it dispenses clean diapers.
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No, it's where you put dirty ones.
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Well, that's gross. Why don't you just
take it outside and throw it in a Dumpster?
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- You're gonna do that 10 times a day?
- What, it goes 10 times a day?
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What are we feeding this baby,
Indian food?
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No, dear. That's what babies do.
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Rachel, listen to your mother.
She is very smart.
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Plus, what are you planning on doing with
the baby while you trot out to the garbage?
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I don't know,
I'd leave it on the changing table?
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- What? What did I do? What did I do?
- You can't leave a baby alone.
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Of course, I know that.
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I mean, of course you never
leave a baby alone. Ha, ha.
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I mean, it would...
She wouldn't be safe.
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You know, not as safe as she would be
with me, the baby dummy. Ha, ha.
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Okay, you know what? Opening the
presents is a little overwhelming right now.
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So I think, um, I'm just gonna maybe
open them all a little bit later.
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But thank you all for coming,
and for these beautiful gifts...
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- ...and this basket is beautiful.
- It's actually a bassinet.
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Okay, Mommy, don't ever leave me.
195
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In what John Huston film
would you hear this line:
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"Badges? We don't need
no stinking badges."
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- Treasure of the Sierra Madre.
- Correct.
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There's a possible Backwards Bonus.
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- Madre Sierra the of Treasure.
- Yes.
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I'd like to go up the Ladder of Chance
to the Golden Mud Hut, please.
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- Wise choice. How many rungs?
- Six.
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- That noise can only mean one thing.
- Hungry Monkey.
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- I'd like a Wicked Wango Card.
- Okay. It's an audio question.
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Name this television theme song:
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Oh. Oh, my God. Okay, I know this.
Give me a second.
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- Tell it to the Time Turtle.
- Shut up.
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- I Dream of Jeannie.
- Yes. Yes, you're back in the lead.
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Uh, I'd like to spin the Wheel.
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Oh, come on.
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Uh, uh, Super Speedy Speed Round.
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- Is there a Hopping Bonus?
- Of course.
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- Who invented bifocals?
- Ben Franklin.
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Correct. Which monarch
has ruled Great Britain the longest?
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- Queen Victoria.
- Correct again.
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But you forgot to switch legs between
questions. So no Hopping Bonus.
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- Oh! Every time.
- Yeah.
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- Now over to Chandler.
- I'd like a Google Card.
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- Are you sure?
- Yes. No. Google.
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Oh, my God. Congratulations, Ross.
Because, Chandler...
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- ...you've been Bamboozled.
- No!
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- Yes!
- This is the best game ever!
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So, um, you're gonna stay with me
as long as I need you?
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- Of course I am.
- Mom, I swear I'm not an idiot.
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I read all kinds of books on pregnancy
and giving birth.
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But I just didn't think to read the part
about what to do when the baby comes.
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And, guess what, the baby's coming...
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...and I don't know what to do.
Oh, can I throw up in my Diaper Genie?
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Oh, sweetie, you're gonna be fine.
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- Wait, where you going?
- I'm going to the bathroom.
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Now, don't worry.
Everything's gonna be okay.
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It is gonna be okay.
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Worth a shot.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Why are you all red and sweaty?
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I just Bamboozled Chandler.
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Which is not a sexual thing.
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- Well, that was a quick shower.
- Not if you were here.
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Wow, looks like we got
a lot of good stuff.
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We did. But my mom got us
the greatest gift of all.
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A Play-Doh Barbershop?
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No. She's going to live with us
for eight weeks.
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What?
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Yes. She's gonna help us
take care of the baby. Woo-hoo.
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You're not serious.
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I mean, she's a very nice woman...
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...but there's no way we can take
eight weeks of her.
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- She'll drive us totally crazy...
- Hi, Ross.
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Hey, roomie.
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Hey, Joey, hi, I'm Ray.
I'm the producer of the show.
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It's a pleasure to meet you, Ray.
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And this is Duncan and Erin.
They're gonna help out with the audition.
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So let's get the camera rolling.
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- Righty-0, Ray.
- Whenever you're ready.
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Hello. I'm Joey Tribbiani.
Let's play Bamboozled.
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Erin, you get the first question. In hockey,
who is known as "The Great One"?
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- Wayne Gretzky.
- Correct.
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Now, would you like to pick a Wicked
Wango Card or spin the Wheel of Mayhem?
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Uh, Joey, didn't your agents
give you the revised rules?
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We've eliminated all that.
No wheel. No cards.
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What? Why?
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Well, the game was too complicated and
research showed people didn't follow it.
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What's complicated? You spin the Wheel
of Mayhem to go up the Ladder of Chance...
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...past the Mud Hut through the
Rainbow Ring to get to the Golden Monkey.
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You yank his tail, and boom,
you're in Paradise Pond.
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Yeah. All that's gone.
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Um, it's basically just a simple
question-and-answer game now.
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Well, what's fun about that?
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You expect me to be the host
of a boring game...
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...that's just people standing around
answering questions?
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Well, there'll be women in bikinis
holding up the scores.
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Let's play Bamboozled.
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And all those dinosaur
knickknacks you have...
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...Ross, I thought they might be
more at home in the garage.
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- Well, we don't have a garage.
- Did I say garage? I meant garbage.
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You know what, Mrs. Green? Maybe it's
not absolutely vital that you live with us.
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- Well, Rachel needs help with the baby.
- I do. I really do. I don't know anything.
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I'm sure that's not true.
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Oh, no? Pheebs, Monica,
do I know anything about babies?
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- Nope. Not a thing.
- Mm-mm. It's frightening.
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Well, um, you know what?
Even if she doesn't know anything, I do.
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I have a son.
His mother and I didn't live together.
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Whenever he was with me,
I took care of him all the time, by myself.
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- That's true. You do have another child.
- Yeah.
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With another woman.
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Have you no control, Ross?
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That's a different issue.
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Um, the point is, when the baby comes,
I will be there to feed her...
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...and bathe her and change her.
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And more than that,
I want to do all those things.
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Well, then you don't need me
to live with you.
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Yes!
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Yes. You're gonna be so missed.
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You're gonna be a great father.
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Well, you're gonna be
a wonderful grandma.
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Hello? I still don't know
what the hell I'm doing.
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Come on, every first-time mother
feels that way.
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You're gonna pick it up. Hey, you will.
Look, when you first came to the city...
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...you were this spoiled,
helpless little girl...
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...who still used Daddy's credit cards,
remember?
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I hope you're going somewhere with this.
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Look at you. You're this big executive.
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You are much more capable
than you give yourself credit for.
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I have no doubt you're gonna
be an incredible mother.
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- Really?
- I'm telling you.
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Thank you.
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All right, you two. I'm gonna get going.
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- Oh.
- Oh, no, sweetheart, you stay put.
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I'll let myself out. It's like I'm not here.
Which I almost wasn't.
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You're just so funny. You're so funny.
What do I do?
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Nothing. You have apologized
to her like a million times.
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And she's been nothing
but terrible to you.
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And don't forget,
you just threw her daughter...
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...a lovely, albeit slightly boring, shower.
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- And she hasn't even thanked you for it.
- You know what? You're right.
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Yeah, I mean, if you wanna
say anything to her, I'd tell her off.
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- Really?
- Uh-huh.
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Okay, I will.
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Mrs. Green?
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Mrs. Green?
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It is rude to leave a party
without saying goodbye to the host.
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And also, when someone
apologizes to you...
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...the decent thing to do is to accept it.
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Because what I did to you,
it wasn't on purpose.
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But what you're doing to me now
is plain spiteful.
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- Spiteful?
- That's right.
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Maybe it's time you took a good,
hard look in the mirror, young lady.
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Old lady.
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Lady.
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Wrap it up. Wrap it up. Wrap it up.
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So whenever you're ready to apologize
to me, I will forgive you. Good day.
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I can't feel my legs.
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You were fantastic.
I'm so proud of you.
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- Yeah? I'm proud of me too.
- You should be.
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- Could you get me something to drink?
- You got it.
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Mrs. Green? Okay, I'm really sorry.
I apologize. If you just... Aah!
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Okay. I bit my tongue.
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But I'm still really sorry.
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- Okay, I'm ready.
- You sure?
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Yes. I've done my studying,
and I really know my stuff.
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All right, then.
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Rachel Green, let's play Bamboozled.
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How do you test the temperature
of the baby's bathwater?
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- Uh, put your elbow in it.
- Excellent.
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- How do you put a baby down for a nap?
- Full, dry, on its back, and no loose covers.
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That's correct.
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This is an audio question. What do you do
when a baby makes this sound:
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Uh, check if it's wet,
check if it's hungry, burp it.
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Excellent. Now, do you want another
question or a Wicked Wango Card?
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- A card. A card. I pick a card.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
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You've been Bamboozled.
You're gonna be a terrible mother.
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I've lost sight of why
we're doing this.
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