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Hey, I got you a present!
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Oh, my goodness, where did you hide it?
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I got it for your wedding, I ordered it
weeks ago and it finally got here!
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Pheebs, you didn't have to get us
anything for our...
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I love it! It's huge! Let's open it! Open it!
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- It's a Ms. Pac-Man machine!
- Oh, my God!
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I didn't know where to put it so I left.
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- We can put it in the guest bedroom.
- Yeah, okay.
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- I kind of like it here.
- Do you really like it?
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Are you kidding? I practically spent my
entire childhood at the arcade.
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- This was, like, my second favorite game.
- What was your first?
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- I don't really remember the name of it.
- Well, what did it do?
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Well, you'd put a quarter in,
pull some handles and win a candy bar.
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A vending machine?
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Hey, don't feel bad for me.
I won every time!
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Hey! I'm so glad you guys are here.
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I've been dying to tell someone what
happened in the paleontology department.
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Do you think he saw us,
or can we still slip out?
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Professor Newman, the head
of the department, is retiring, so...
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- They made you head of the department!
- No, I get to teach his advanced class!
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Why didn't I get head
of the department?
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- Oh, hey, Rach, listen, um...
- Yeah.
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I got a big date.
Do you know a good restaurant?
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Uh, Paul's Cafe. It's got great food
and it's really romantic.
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Ooh. Great, thanks.
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And then after, you could take her
to the Four Seasons for drinks.
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Or go downtown
and listen to some jazz.
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Or dancing. Oh, take her dancing!
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You sure are naming a lot of ways
to postpone sex, I'll tell you.
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Agh, I miss dating. Getting dressed up,
going to a fancy restaurant.
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I'm not gonna be able to do that
for so long. And it's so much fun.
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Not that sitting at home worrying about
giving birth to a 16-pound baby is not fun.
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Hey, you know what?
Why don't I take you out?
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What? You don't want to go on
a date with a pregnant lady.
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Yes, I do. We're gonna go out,
we're gonna have a good time.
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I'll take your mind off of childbirth,
and C-sections...
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...and giant baby heads stretching out...
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Okay, I'll go with you. I'll go.
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- It will be fun.
- All right. Okay.
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No, no! Yes!
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Aw, would you look at that, Monica?
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I knocked off all your top scores.
How sad.
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Okay, I'm next.
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No, don't start another game.
I'm next! Phoebe?
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I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you
over all the winning.
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- Chandler! Phoebe's hogging the game.
- Who cares? It's a stupid game.
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Oh, you only think it's stupid
because you suck at it.
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I don't suck. It sucks.
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You suck.
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If this game is gonna
cause problems between you...
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...maybe I should keep it.
- No, I love it. It is a great present.
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In fact, why don't you go home
and wait for the "Thank You" card?
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- Why do you want to play so badly?
- Yeah, it's not like it spits out...
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...a Clark Bar after every game.
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Okay. Phoebe, that's it.
Out of the chair. Come on. Out of the chair.
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Phoebe!
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Joey, could you get that?
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Ugh, Joey...
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What? I thought you were in your room.
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No, I'm picking you up for our date.
These are for you.
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Oh, lilies. They're my favorite.
Thank you.
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And a brownie.
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Well, half a brownie.
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Actually, it's just a bag.
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It's a long walk from the flower shop
and I was starting to feel faint, so...
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Oh, man, this is so great!
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I actually feel like
I'm going on a real date.
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With a hint of morning sickness and I'm
wearing underwear that goes up to about...
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...there.
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Hey, come on. This is a real date. Uh...
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So, nice place you got here.
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Foosball, huh? Pizza box.
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Oh, a subscription to Playboy.
My kind of woman.
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Actually, that's my roommate's.
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I'd like to meet him.
He sounds like a standup guy.
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But he's very protective of me...
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...so you'd better watch yourself.
- Ah.
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Hey, so, this roommate of yours,
is he good-looking?
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- Mm-hm.
- Oh, yeah.
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- Must be tough to keep your hands off him.
- Ha, ha.
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Yeah, but I'm pretty sure he's gay.
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No! No, he's not! Why are you trying
to ruin the game?
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Which brings us back, of course,
to Greely's Theory of Dominance.
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That's it for today.
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Oh, uh, does anyone know
where the Freeman Building is?
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Yeah, it's the new building on Avenue A.
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What? That's across town.
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I'm supposed to teach a seminar there
in 10 minutes.
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Ooh, dude, that's not gonna happen.
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Move it. Move it. Move it!
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Hey! I'm the teacher!
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Hello.
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Sorry I'm a little late. Uh...
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Whoa, a lot late.
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Uh, well, let me start by,
uh, introducing myself.
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I'm, uh, Professor Geller.
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So to sum up...
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...I'm Professor Geller. Good job today.
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Now, the filet mignon,
what comes with that?
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A side of steamed vegetables.
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Mm.
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Instead of the vegetables...
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...is there any way that I could
substitute the, um...
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...three-pound lobster?
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You know what? Bring her both.
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And I'll have the same.
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Wow, this is shaping up
to be a pretty good date.
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Oh, I almost forgot.
I didn't pay you the rent.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
no roommate stuff. We're on a date.
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Okay. Wow, so I get to see what
Joey Tribbiani is like on a date.
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Do you have any moves?
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No, I'm just myself,
and if they don't like me for...
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I'm sorry, I couldn't even
get through that.
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I knew it. Come on, tell me your moves.
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Uh, all right. Um...
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Well...
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I start by having a bottle of wine
sent to my table from a fan.
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Oh, my God. And that works?
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It does when you combine it with,
"This is embarrassing.
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I just want to have a normal life."
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- Aw, you poor little famous man.
- Mm-hm.
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Oh, okay, how about this one?
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I was gonna wait until the end
of the night to kiss you...
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...but you're just so beautiful,
I don't think I can.
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Oh, my God! Ha.
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Wow, that was fantastic!
I almost leaned in. I really almost did.
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All right, so tell me one of your moves.
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All right. Ahem.
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So where'd you grow up?
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That's your move?
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Boy, Rach, you're lucky you're hot.
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- Come on, just answer the question.
- Ugh. Queens.
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And so were you close to your parents?
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- With my mom. Not so much my dad.
- Why not?
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I don't know. I guess there's just
always been this distance.
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I mean, we both try to pretend
it's not there, but it is.
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Mm.
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It's gotta be rough.
139
00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:05,335
It is. Yeah, it's really tough.
You know, sometimes I think...
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Wow!
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- Nice move!
- Uh-huh.
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- "Where'd you grow up?" So simple.
- Thank you.
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Ha, ha. Now, excuse me.
I'm gonna go to the restroom.
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- And now you're watching me walk away.
- Yes, I am! Again, so simple.
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Hey.
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- You're not gonna believe what I did today.
- Clearly wasn't showering or shaving.
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I got good. I played this game all day,
and now I rule at it.
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They should change the name
of it to "Ms. Chandler."
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Although, I hope they don't.
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You stayed home all day
and played Ms. Pac-Man...
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...while I went off to work
like some chump?
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Uh-huh. I got the top ten scores.
I erased Phoebe off the board. High-five!
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What is the matter with your hand?
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00:10:05,354 --> 00:10:07,188
I been playing for eight hours.
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It'll loosen up. Come on,
check out the scores.
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00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:13,903
And also, look at the initials.
They're dirty words.
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00:10:14,071 --> 00:10:18,366
- Chandler, why would you do that?
- Because it's awesome.
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You think this is clever?
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00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:24,539
They only give you three letters,
so after A-S-S, it is a challenge.
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- This one's not dirty.
- It is when you put it together with that one.
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Oh. Heh.
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If you don't clear this off,
you won't get one of those from me.
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Ben's coming over here tomorrow.
This can't be there.
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- He won't know what they mean.
- He's 7, not stupid.
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- Have you talked to him lately?
- Look, I'm gonna unplug it.
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No, no! I'll have nothing
to show for my day.
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It'll be like I was at work.
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No!
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Hey, look! It's still there!
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This thing must have some kind
of primitive ROM chip in it or something!
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- You gotta beat your scores.
- With the claw?
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Fine, I'll do it.
We gotta get this off the screen.
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Carol's still upset that
you taught him "Pull my finger."
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Pull my finger. My hand is messed up!
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- I am not gonna answer that.
- Oh, come on. Just pick one.
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Between Monica, Phoebe,
Chandler and Ross...
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...if you had to... If you had to,
who would you punch?
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No one. They're my friends.
I wouldn't punch any of them.
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Chandler?
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Yeah, but I don't know why.
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- I'm having a wonderful time!
- Me too.
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Hey, Rach, can I just say...
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...I think this is the best date I ever had.
- I know!
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I've never laughed so hard. Did you
see the wine come out my nose?
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00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:56,047
Yes. Joey, I think everybody saw
the wine come out of your nose.
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I gotta say, I never knew I could enjoy
the non-sex part of a date so much.
187
00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:05,640
That's because you have never
been on a date with me before.
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Huh.
189
00:12:07,476 --> 00:12:09,811
All right. Now don't judge me.
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I normally wait till my date leaves,
but you live here.
191
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I'm ripping into the swan.
192
00:12:14,608 --> 00:12:17,360
Okay, well then, you don't judge me.
193
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I'm gonna suck on the cellophane
from the brownie I had before.
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Mm. Mm.
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00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:34,711
So tell me, what are Joey Tribbiani's
end-of-the-night moves?
196
00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:40,967
Uh, well, if I want the girl to kiss me...
197
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...first thing I do is make my lips
look irresistible.
198
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How do you do it?
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Now you can't tell anyone, but, uh...
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...I put on shiny lip balm.
201
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- Oh, my God.
- Like a moth to a flame, I'm telling you.
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- Okay, all right, so now you go.
- No, I don't want to tell you.
203
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- Why not?
- It's embarrassing.
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00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:08,286
More embarrassing than
shiny raspberry lip balm?
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I didn't say raspberry before, did I?
206
00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:17,212
- Just tell me, Rach. Just tell me.
- Ha, ha.
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Okay. All right, stand up.
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Well, when we're at the door...
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...I lightly press my lips against his.
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Then move into his body,
just for a second.
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And then I make this sound:
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Mmm.
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I know it doesn't sound like anything,
but it works.
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Oh, yeah. That would work, yeah.
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All right, I gotta go to bed.
I had such a wonderful time.
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- Mwah.
- Oh, yeah.
217
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Me too.
218
00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:17,105
You were 50 minutes late to the class?
Did you crawl there?
219
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:20,400
No, I ran, okay? It's really far.
220
00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:24,612
When did people stop understanding
"Get the hell out of my way"?
221
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,198
Why didn't you take a cab?
222
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:32,495
Ugh. Between the traffic and one-way
streets, it'd take me twice as long.
223
00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:37,166
Besides, I teach the class three times
a week. Who am I, Rockefeller?
224
00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:40,545
You're not gonna be able
to keep doing this.
225
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:44,716
I have to. If I don't,
they'll take the class away from me.
226
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,677
And I already put it
in my family newsletter.
227
00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:52,265
- Your what?
- You've seen it, The Geller Yeller.
228
00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:56,769
Right. Wow.
229
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Besides, I figured out a faster route.
I'm sure I can make it this time.
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00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:06,487
I just can't be afraid
to get a little bit hit by cars.
231
00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:11,618
- Hey.
- Hi!
232
00:15:11,785 --> 00:15:14,746
Hey, remember, um, last night
when we were talking about Cujo?
233
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:18,249
Oh, yeah, I can't believe you haven't
seen Cujo. What is wrong with you?
234
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:20,418
Relax, it's not like it's Citizen Kane.
235
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,962
Have you ever tried to sit through
Citizen Kane?
236
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:25,965
Yeah, I know. It's really boring.
237
00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:28,384
- But it's a big deal.
- Yeah.
238
00:15:28,844 --> 00:15:31,721
Anyway, I was thinking
about renting Cujo sometime.
239
00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:34,349
Well, yeah, all right.
Let's do it tonight.
240
00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:38,102
- Don't you have that big date tonight?
- Oh, right.
241
00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:41,940
- Hey, Joey, can I ask you something?
- Yeah.
242
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:44,859
After our date last night,
did you feel a little weird?
243
00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:49,781
Oh, my God. You did too?
It freaked me out. What was that?
244
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,950
I don't know.
245
00:15:52,242 --> 00:15:55,453
I'm kind of thinking it was the lobster.
246
00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:01,542
Oh, yeah. Yeah, the lobster.
247
00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:05,338
- I was up sick all night.
- Yeah, me too. All night.
248
00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:08,049
Really? How come
we didn't cross paths?
249
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:10,677
Yeah, well, that's because, uh...
250
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:12,845
...I stayed in my room.
251
00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:17,475
Yeah, you don't want to look
in my hamper.
252
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:23,982
Okay, I got that.
253
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:26,985
I'll escape there.
I'll come back here.
254
00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:29,570
All right. Come on, Ms. Pac-Man...
255
00:16:31,865 --> 00:16:34,242
Well, you're just a little bitch, aren't you?
256
00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:39,747
Hey, you guys?
257
00:16:39,915 --> 00:16:43,710
I'm sorry that I was
hogging the game before.
258
00:16:43,877 --> 00:16:49,007
Oh, my God, your friends
have some unfortunate initials.
259
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:52,343
- They're all Chandler.
- Chandler sucks.
260
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:56,014
- He couldn't have gotten this good.
- I did.
261
00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:58,641
- But it came at a price.
- Ugh.
262
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,228
Ben's coming, and he can't see this.
263
00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:05,898
Come on, by age 7,
kids have already seen orgies.
264
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:11,571
Was it just me?
265
00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:23,916
Yes, I made it! I'm on time!
266
00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:28,337
Agh.
267
00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:32,341
Okay, why don't we all, uh...
268
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,680
...open our books to page 23...
269
00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:39,348
...where...
270
00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:43,936
...where you will see a, uh...
271
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:49,692
...a bunch of, uh, red spots.
272
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:55,990
Okay, why don't, uh,
you all start to read, while I...
273
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:08,669
Hey, are you all right?
You seem a little distracted.
274
00:18:08,837 --> 00:18:12,340
No, no, I'm fine. It's just...
275
00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:15,843
Hey, can I ask you something?
276
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:19,055
Have you ever looked at someone
that you've known for a while...
277
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:22,517
...and suddenly seen them
in a different way?
278
00:18:22,976 --> 00:18:24,769
You mean like from behind?
279
00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:32,693
Yeah. Yeah. That's exactly it.
280
00:18:32,861 --> 00:18:33,986
You know what?
281
00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:37,490
One time I saw this guy from behind,
and he seemed totally normal.
282
00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:40,118
And then he turned around
and it was Stephen Baldwin!
283
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:46,290
Ooh, yeah. So you know
exactly what I'm talking about.
284
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:48,918
- Totally! Wow.
- Ha-ha-ha.
285
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,840
- Would you excuse me for a sec?
- Yeah, sure.
286
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,891
Eh.
287
00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:07,812
- God, Phoebe! You're on fire!
- I know!
288
00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:10,648
- You can do it!
- Don't touch me!
289
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,150
Don't touch her!
290
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:14,694
All right, go left! Go right! Go right!
291
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:16,028
I can't! I can't!
292
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:19,991
No! You son of a...
293
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:34,589
Phoebe!
294
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:38,176
Oh, hi, Ben.
No, don't look at the machine!
295
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:50,646
Aah! God! Thank God you're home.
296
00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:53,107
- I'm watching Cujo.
- Alone?
297
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:57,612
- Yes! What is wrong with this dog?
- Did you get to the part...
298
00:19:57,779 --> 00:20:01,199
...where they're in the car and Cujo's
throwing himself at the windshield?
299
00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:04,994
No. No! Seriously,
what's wrong with the dog?
300
00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:08,039
What are you doing home?
What happened to your date?
301
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,583
Oh, uh, it didn't work out.
302
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:13,169
Want to watch
the rest of the movie with me?
303
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:15,796
Oh, uh, okay. Yeah.
304
00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:18,299
I never thought I'd say this
about a movie...
305
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:20,593
...but I hope this dog dies.
306
00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:25,765
What are you doing over there?
Come sit here. Protect me.
307
00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:29,101
Oh. Sure, yeah. Why not?
308
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:35,191
Okay.
309
00:20:39,821 --> 00:20:43,658
- That's him, that's him! That's Cujo!
- All right, I know.
310
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:47,286
It's gonna be okay.
311
00:20:47,537 --> 00:20:51,582
Oh, my God. What's he gonna do now?
I can't watch.
312
00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:57,880
Ugh, seriously, how can you watch this?
Aren't you scared?
313
00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:04,011
Terrified.
314
00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:19,360
So is everybody here?
I got here a little early, myself.
315
00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:20,528
Let us begin.
316
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:26,909
Now, the hadrosaurids have been
unearthed in two main locations.
317
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,871
Here...
318
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:34,834
...and here.
319
00:21:35,752 --> 00:21:38,713
Now, as for the hadrosaurus...
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