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- Hey, guys, guess what.
- What?
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I know it's last minute, but we've
decided to have a Halloween party.
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- Oh, good!
- Great!
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- And everybody has to wear costumes.
- Oh, I don't know...
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Come on, it'll be fun.
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Uh, I'll be there. I have to wear a
costume to my classes that day anyway.
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Tell me you're not gonna dress
like a dinosaur.
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Pfft, heh.
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Not two years in a row.
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- I'll come, but I'm not dressing up.
- You have to.
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No. Halloween is stupid. Dressing up,
pretending to be someone you're not.
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You're an actor.
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Ross, are you gonna bring Mona?
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- Yeah. Yeah, I will.
- The girl from their wedding?
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- Yeah.
- Wow, hey.
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If she needs any ideas for costumes,
she could be a, uh, bikini model...
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...or a slutty nurse,
or a sexy cheerleader.
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Or, ooh, ooh. Leatherface
from Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
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No, no, no! Slutty Leatherface.
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Wasn't Joey hitting on her
at the wedding too?
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That's right, he was hitting on her.
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And I got her. I guess
the better man won. Heh.
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Please don't take her from me.
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- Ursula!
- Oh. Heh.
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Wait. It's me, Phoebe.
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Oh, I thought there was a mirror there.
Okay. Bye.
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Wait a second!
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Um, so, what's new with you?
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Um, nothing. I mean,
I'm getting married next week.
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- What?
- Yeah, yeah.
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It's gonna be a small ceremony.
Just family.
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His.
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Huh.
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Okay.
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I'm really happy for you.
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Wait. If, um... If you want to come,
I guess that'd be okay.
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- Really?
- Sure, why not?
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You could be my "sister" for the day.
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Yeah, heh, okay.
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Um, you know, my friends are having
a Halloween party tonight...
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...at my old apartment,
so you could come.
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Maybe I could meet the guy
you're marrying.
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Well, I'm supposed
to be working tonight.
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I'm supposed to be working now,
so who cares!
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- By the way, it's a costume party.
- Oh, okay, so that's why you're...
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No.
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But thanks.
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- Hi.
- You're supposed to wear a costume.
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I am. I am a woman...
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...who spent a lot of money on a dress
and she wants to wear it...
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...because soon
she won't be able to fit into it.
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- Oh. I'm Catwoman.
- Ah.
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Who wants the dress
when you're too big for it.
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Okay.
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- Trick or treat!
- Oh! Can I give out candy?
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I really want to be with kids.
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Ever since I got pregnant,
I have the strongest maternal instincts.
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- Trick or treat!
- Just a minute!
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We... Aah! Look at you guys!
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- Wow! You are a very scary witch.
- Thank you.
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- And you are a very funny clown.
- Thank you.
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And you...
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...are so in style right now.
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You know, I work at Ralph Lauren.
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The whole fall line has got
this equestrian theme going on.
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- Did you see the cover of Vogue...?
- Could I just have the candy?
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Yeah. Sure.
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Ah, Catwoman. So we meet again.
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So we do, Supergirl.
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It's me, Phoebe.
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Monica, can I talk to you
for a second?
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Listen, I appreciate
you getting the costume.
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Oh, you did this to him?
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What? I thought he'd love it.
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His favorite book
was The Velveteen Rabbit.
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The Velveteen Rabbit
was brown and white.
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It was either a pink bunny,
or no bunny at all.
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No bunny at all.
Always no bunny at all!
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- Hey.
- You didn't dress up either?
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Yes, I did. I'm Chandler.
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Dude, what happened?
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- How is that me?
- Okay, ahem.
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I'm Chandler.
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- Ha, ha! That is so you!
- Ha-ha-ha.
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- When have I ever done that?
- When have I ever done that?
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- Trick or treat.
- Oh!
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Oh, you're just the prettiest ballerina
ever I've ever seen.
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Thank you.
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Oh, wow. That deserves another candy.
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- Thank you.
- Ha-ha-ha.
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I have to say,
that earns "two-two" pieces of candy.
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I love you!
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Oh! Aw...
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Oh, honey, here, take it all.
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Monica? We need more candy.
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- What? There's only been four kids.
- I know.
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But one said she loved me,
so I gave her everything.
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No wonder you're pregnant.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- What are you supposed to be?
- Remember the Russian satellite, Sputnik?
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Well, I'm a potato. Or a "spud"...
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...and these are my antenna.
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So Sputnik becomes?
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Spud-nik! Spud-nik.
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Wow, I don't have
the worst costume anymore.
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Hey, all right! Ross came as doodie.
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- No, I'm not doodie.
- No, space-doodie.
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- God!
- Hey, sweetie.
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- Aren't you gonna give me a kiss?
- Okay, I will.
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But right after, you have to tell me
who you are.
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- Ursula?
- Ursula's fiancé?
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- Oh, my God. You're the sister.
- Yeah.
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- I just slapped my future sister-in-law's ass.
- Yeah.
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I'm an idiot. Is your mother here?
I could give her a slap on the butt.
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- My mother killed herself.
- See, and I knew that.
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Now I'm sweating.
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I'm really sweating. Now I'm saying look
at me, I'm even sweatier. I should go.
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No. We'll start over.
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- Hi, I'm Phoebe.
- Eric.
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- Why are you looking at me like that?
- The sweat's in my eyes.
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- It's burning.
- Okay.
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- Thank you.
- There.
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- So, what are you?
- I don't think they have a name for it.
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I get nervous, and I sweat like crazy.
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- No, I meant your costume.
- Oh, um, I'm a solar system.
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My student's helped me.
I teach second grade.
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- I love the second grade.
- Really?
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It's better than first grade,
where you don't know what's going on.
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And definitely better than third grade.
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You know, with all the politics
and the mind games.
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- So, what do you do?
- I'm a masseuse, by day.
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- You don't have to stand here with me.
- I'm having fun.
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- I'm really excited for you and Ursula.
- I feel very lucky. She's great.
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- She's the most beautiful woman ever.
- Thank you.
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- Hey, Joey?
- Yeah?
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- You read comic books, right?
- Exclusively.
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Who do you think would win in a fight,
Catwoman or Supergirl?
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- Catwoman, hands down.
- Yeah.
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Between you and Phoebe?
I'd give the edge to Phoebe.
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- What? Really?
- You kidding?
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Phoebe lived on the street, okay?
Plus, she's got this crazy temper. She...
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She's not right behind me, is she?
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- No, you're fine.
- Okay.
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- Do you think I could take Rachel?
- I'm not sure.
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What? Come on, I am tough!
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Punch me here, as hard as you can!
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Relax. What are you taking this
so seriously for? It doesn't matter.
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Really? What would you say if I told you
Ross or Chandler could beat you up?
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I would say, "Woman, please."
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Hey, Ursula's fiancé is really sweet.
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He's a teacher,
he does volunteer work.
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Normally, I don't like sweaty guys.
But I could just mop him up.
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- Oh, my God, Phoebe?
- What?
154
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You're getting a crush
on your sister's fiancé.
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No, I'm not, you are!
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Here comes the temper.
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- Trick or treat.
- Hi.
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Hi. Know what? We're out of candy.
But someone went to get some.
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00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:24,914
And I've been giving out money,
but I'm out of that too.
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- Can I write you a check?
- Okay.
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- Okay. What's your name?
- Lelani Mayolanofavich.
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Okay, I'm just gonna write this out
to "cash."
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- Hi.
- Hi, Mona.
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- Oh, hey.
- Hi.
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Joey's gonna be thrilled. He was hoping
you'd come by as a slutty nurse.
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Um, actually, I'm just a nurse.
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You'd think that would embarrass me,
but, you see, I'm maxed out.
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- Hey, you made it.
- Hi! Wait.
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- You're, um... You're a potato?
- Well, I'm a spud?
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And the antenna...
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- Oh, my God, you're Spud-nik!
- Yes!
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Marry her.
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Okay, here's a good one for you.
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Who do you think would win a fight
between Ross and Chandler?
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I can't answer that.
Chandler's my husband.
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- So Ross?
- Yeah.
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- Hey, beautiful.
- Hello, handsome.
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Oh, God.
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Aw, look at you two.
So when did you guys meet?
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- Two weeks ago.
- Two weeks, that's it?
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I know. It sounds crazy, and it's not
like me to do something impulsive.
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But she's so perfect,
and we have so much in common.
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Oh, really?
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- We're both teachers.
- Huh?
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- And we were both in the Peace Corps.
- Peace Corps, really?
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In fact, when we were
building houses in Uruguay...
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...we were just two towns apart
and we never met.
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Yeah. It wasn't a town when I got
there, but it was a town when I left.
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- Shall we get me really drunk?
- Sure.
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Ha, ha. Ugh.
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Howdy, doodie.
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That's funny, yeah.
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You're the funniest man here in a
bunny costume his wife made him wear.
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Relax, man. Relax.
You're looking a little flushed.
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Hey, I think we might find out
the answer to our question.
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- What question?
- Who could kick whose ass in a fight...
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...you or Ross?
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- There's no question.
- So you think Ross too?
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- You picked Ross?
- Ross is really strong.
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He's the strongest out of all three
of you. Except for Joey.
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- I can not believe you didn't pick me.
- In her defense, she's right. I am stronger.
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I would destroy you.
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Oh, really? You think you're stronger?
Why don't you prove it?
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Oh, I'll prove it.
I'll prove it like a theorem!
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All right! Okay, stop it. Stop it!
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Stop! No one's gonna fight.
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People came to see a fight,
let's give them what they came for!
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- You guys could arm-wrestle.
- Yeah, listen to the slutty nurse.
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- You're going down.
- Oh, yeah? You're going further down.
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Downtown!
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Seriously, guys,
the trash talk is embarrassing.
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Oh, Gunther, you brought candy.
Thank you so much for picking this up.
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- You are so sweet.
- Really?
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Someday, you are gonna make some man
the luckiest guy in the world.
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- Got to go.
- Trick or treat.
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Hi! Wow! There you go.
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My friend Lewis told me
you were giving out money.
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Oh, yeah, we were,
but, um, now we've got candy.
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I'd rather have the money.
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Well, that's not your choice.
Happy Halloween!
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This isn't fair.
222
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Is it fair that all you did was put on a cape
and I gotta give you stuff?
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Shut up!
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You shut up!
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- You can't tell me to shut up.
- Uh, I think I just did.
226
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:38,376
And uh-oh, here it comes again. Shut up!
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- Uh, Rach.
- No, I got it. I'm good. I got it.
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Wait, I had one more thing to say.
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Oh, right. Shut up.
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You're a mean old woman.
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Oh, wait! No. Shut... Don't cry!
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00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:55,059
Let me get my checkbook!
233
00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:57,395
Honey, you don't have to do this.
234
00:14:57,563 --> 00:15:00,440
It's the strength you have inside
that means the most to me.
235
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:04,903
You're loyal, you're honest
and you have integrity.
236
00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:08,156
That's the strength I want
in the man I love.
237
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:11,451
That means nothing to me. Come on!
238
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,077
Ugh.
239
00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:15,204
- Hi, liar.
- Hey.
240
00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:18,499
You know, the only reason
he's marrying you...
241
00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:21,878
...is because he thinks the things
you were saying were true.
242
00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:24,631
- They could be true.
- But they're not.
243
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:27,216
Yeah. It's a fine line, huh?
244
00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:31,012
- Why are you lying to him?
- I don't know.
245
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:36,017
He said he did this stuff, I said I did it
too. He got so excited, it was fun.
246
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:37,310
Honey?
247
00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:42,357
It's a disgusting habit,
and I want you to quit now!
248
00:15:42,524 --> 00:15:45,193
She's helped so many people
quit smoking.
249
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:47,695
We'd better get going.
250
00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:50,823
- You have a church group meeting.
- Right.
251
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:58,081
- Well, it was nice meeting you.
- You too.
252
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:02,961
And, Ursula, it was really nice
meeting you tonight!
253
00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:06,130
Pheebs, come on! Bunny versus Doodie.
We're waiting!
254
00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:12,595
Okay, guys. One match,
winner take all.
255
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:16,265
Wait. What does the winner get?
256
00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:18,309
- Pride.
- And dignity.
257
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:21,187
Heh. Okay, if you say so.
258
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:23,398
All right, ready, set, go!
259
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:26,734
Come on!
260
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:38,830
- Wow, they're both really strong.
- Or equally weak.
261
00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:42,834
Oh, God. Chandler's making
his sex face.
262
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:53,720
- So you getting tired?
- No. I could do this all day.
263
00:16:53,887 --> 00:16:56,264
Yeah. Me too.
264
00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:01,561
- Getting a little tired, though.
- God, I'm exhausted.
265
00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:07,859
This is starting to look bad for me,
okay? Mona's standing right there.
266
00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:13,114
Oh, God, she's talking to Joey!
You've got to let me win!
267
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:16,075
No way. Let me win.
My wife thinks I'm a wimp.
268
00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:17,827
Hey, at least you have a wife.
269
00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:21,622
I keep getting divorces
and knocking people up.
270
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:26,294
And I'm dressed as doodie.
271
00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:32,300
- You're Spud-nik.
- Come on, who we kidding? I'm doodie.
272
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:36,095
- Please? She's watching.
- Ugh.
273
00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:39,474
- Fine.
- Thanks.
274
00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:43,061
- Oh, no.
- Oh, yeah!
275
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:44,812
Yay!
276
00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:46,731
My hero!
277
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,232
You're a weird lady.
278
00:17:52,654 --> 00:17:55,448
- Hey, Ursula said she left her purse.
- Oh.
279
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:59,410
What a relief. It has the numbers
of the people in her prayer chain.
280
00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:01,204
I'm sure it does. Yeah. Yeah.
281
00:18:01,371 --> 00:18:03,748
Well, guess I'll see you at the wedding.
282
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:10,046
Um, listen. I don't think I'm gonna
make it to the wedding.
283
00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:14,008
- I wish you all the luck in the world.
- We'll be okay.
284
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:18,513
It's so perfect,
and she's been saving herself for me.
285
00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:24,310
- I can't let you do this. She's lying to you.
- What?
286
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:28,689
She is lying. And I bet
I could prove it. Excuse me.
287
00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:32,193
Okay. Yeah, not a prayer chain.
288
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:36,322
But what looks like a detailed drawing
of a bank floor plan.
289
00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:42,995
Here's the name tag from the restaurant
where she works as a waitress.
290
00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:45,540
Not a teacher, a waitress.
291
00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:48,668
Here's her driver's license.
She always lies about this.
292
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:51,963
- How old did she say she was?
- She told me she was 25.
293
00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:54,882
Aw. I almost don't want to show you this.
294
00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:59,428
Just remember, I'm a minute younger.
295
00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:03,641
I am so stupid.
296
00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:06,811
Of course she's lying.
She's not a teacher.
297
00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:12,483
There's no such thing as a "Top Secret
School for the Children of Spies."
298
00:19:14,611 --> 00:19:16,863
No, you're not stupid.
299
00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:18,823
I'm not smart.
300
00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:27,915
I just wanted so much
to be impulsive for once.
301
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:30,293
- To be romantic.
- That's good.
302
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:33,838
You should be impulsive
and you should be romantic.
303
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,215
Just, you did it with the wrong person.
304
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:42,722
- What?
- It's weird, two people look so alike.
305
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:44,515
And so different.
306
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:49,145
Eric! Let's go!
307
00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:54,192
- Better go deal with it.
- Yeah, you should.
308
00:20:00,073 --> 00:20:02,783
Hurry up! I gotta pray!
309
00:20:12,502 --> 00:20:14,086
- Hey.
- Hey.
310
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:17,381
Well, I had to give the kid
50 bucks to stop crying.
311
00:20:18,675 --> 00:20:21,719
- That's not so bad.
- I also had to go to a couple houses...
312
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,763
...as his girlfriend.
313
00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:27,141
Ugh, I am just awful with children.
314
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:31,729
Come on, you're good with kids.
They're just crazy on Halloween.
315
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:34,649
They're all greedy,
hopped up on sugar.
316
00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:38,402
- Really? That's all it is?
- Absolutely.
317
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:45,076
Halloween is the worst. Except
for Christmas. And their birthdays.
318
00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:48,412
They get crazy during the summer too.
319
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:52,124
And any time they're
hungry or sleepy.
320
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:54,585
Kids are tough.
Good luck with that. Pfft.
321
00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:02,510
Look, I wanted to tell you,
I'm sorry you lost.
322
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:06,472
Oh, listen. I got a secret for you.
I let him win.
323
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:09,850
- Heh, heh.
- Was that a secret, or a lie?
324
00:21:10,018 --> 00:21:12,353
- No, I let him... Ross?
- Yeah?
325
00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:14,730
Would you tell her
I let you win, please?
326
00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:18,150
Oh, yeah, uh, Chandler let me win.
327
00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:24,156
No, Chandler's really strong.
Oh, my arm is so sore. Oh, nurse?
328
00:21:26,201 --> 00:21:29,120
I am strong. I'll show you.
329
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,913
Chandler, please.
330
00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:32,999
Oh, what's the matter? Are you scared?
331
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:35,584
Let's go, big bunny!
332
00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:39,338
One, two, three. Go!
333
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:47,096
I'm gonna kill myself.
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