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I'm ready.
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- You sure?
- Uh-huh.
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Okay, let me just straighten out
your helmet there.
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- Thanks, Daddy.
- No, no. One daddy, two mommies.
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- All right, it's all yours.
- Okay, okay.
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There you go, there you go.
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Wow, Ben's first big kid's bike.
This is so exciting.
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Oh, yeah, I remember mine.
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It was my sixth birthday.
My dad took me to the park...
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...and I got on it and... it bent.
- Yeah.
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- I never had a bike of my own.
- What?
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Well, we didn't have a lot of money.
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But the girl across the street
had the best bike.
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It was pink and it had rainbow-colored
tassels hanging off the handle grips...
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...and a bell,
and this big, white wicker basket...
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...with those
plastic daisies stuck on.
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That sounds like my first bike.
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My dad gave me his old one.
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- Did the girl ever let you ride it?
- No.
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But she gave me the box
that it came in.
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It had a picture of the bike
on the front.
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So I would sit on it and my stepdad
would drag me around the backyard.
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That is so unfair.
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Not really, I got to drag him around too.
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Hey, what are you guys doing?
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Making holiday candy for the neighbors.
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I'm sorry, who?
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I'm gonna hang this basket on the door.
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When the neighbors walk by,
they can all take a piece.
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- But we don't know the neighbors.
- I do.
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There's, uh, let's see,
the guy with the mustache...
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...smokes-a-lot lady,
some kids I've seen...
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...and the red-haired guy
who does not like to be called Rusty.
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See, this is exactly why
I'm making this candy.
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We can learn their names
and get to know our neighbors.
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Wouldn't it be easier if we just moved?
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Good morning.
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- Ah, somebody's in a good mood.
- Well, why shouldn't I be?
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I have great friends.
I have a wonderful job...
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Where you can make out
with your assistant.
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Come on, it's not a big deal.
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We stayed up all night
coming up with a plan...
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...so that us dating will not be a problem.
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Oh, yeah? What's the plan?
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We... We are not...
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...going to let it...
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...be a problem.
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Wow. It took you all night
to come up with that plan?
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Oh, well, you know,
we did other stuff too.
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Did you two?
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Oh, Monica, you know I don't
sleep with guys on the first date.
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- Matt Wire, Mark Lynn, Ben Wise...
- Anymore.
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Hi, Tag, um, I have a conference call
today, is that correct?
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- Yes, at 4.
- Okay, thank you, that'll be all.
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Wait, wait.
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Did you see that?
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That mail guy had no idea there was
something going on between us.
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- I'd better get back to my desk.
- Okay, hard worker.
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I'll remember to put that
in your evaluation.
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- My what?
- You've been here for two months now...
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...and your boss is required
to hand in a performance evaluation.
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But you know, there is one thing
that I have yet to evaluate.
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- Are you serious?
- No, I've just always wanted to do that.
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Can you help me clean this up?
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The basket is totally empty.
My God, the neighbors ate all the candy.
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Well, either that or, uh...
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Joey.
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Yeah?
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- Did you eat all the neighbor candy?
- Uh, well, yeah, that was the plan.
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But by the time I got to it
there was only a couple pieces left.
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Yeah. They've been coming by all day.
They love it.
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They love my candy?
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- Oh, man, I gotta go make more.
- Hey, Mon.
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Make some more lasagna too. Something
might have happened to a huge chunk of it.
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Ross, the neighbors ate all my candy.
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Mine stole my newspaper.
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It's like a crime wave.
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Pheebs, you, uh, got a second?
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- Sure.
- Yeah.
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Ever since you, uh,
told me that story about that bike...
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...I couldn't stop thinking about it.
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I mean, everyone should have
a first bike, you know? So...
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Oh, my God, Ross.
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- You like it?
- I love it.
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- Yeah?
- Oh. Oh, God...
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- And I love you.
- Ah.
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Not that way.
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- But the bike got you a lot closer.
- Oh.
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Well, uh, take it downstairs.
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You know, give it a test drive.
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Okay. Oh, my God.
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My first bike.
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Thank you for the best present
I've ever gotten.
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You're welcome.
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Oh, and Chandler's about to cry.
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Am not.
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Who is that?
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Don't worry, I'm brave.
I am brave. I... I am brave.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Can you tell me who is there, please?
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My name's Gary. I live upstairs.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Do you know what time it is?
- It's candy time.
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My roommate says that they taste
like little drops of heaven.
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Oh, please. Heh.
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Did you hear that?
"Little drops of heaven."
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Four a.m.
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So can I get some candy?
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I am sorry, but some of us
have to get up early and go to work.
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He does not know
that I am not "some of us."
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Um, listen, I'm sorry, but I'll put some out
first thing in the morning.
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Well, okay, I'll swing by later.
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- You live in this building?
- Mm-hm.
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Mm. Seems like I would have
remembered you.
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Mm. Night, Gar.
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So did you read your evaluation yet?
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No, it was marked "confidential."
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I just sent it down to human resources.
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Okay, please, you're kidding, right?
I wrote that one as a joke for you.
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A joke they would appreciate?
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I'm thinking no.
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- What did you say?
- Um, I said that you were a good kisser...
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...and, uh, that I liked
your teeny, tiny tushy.
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No, not my tushy.
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Well, it gets worse.
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When asked if you take initiative,
I wrote:
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"Yes, he was able to unhook my bra
with minimal supervision."
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And under problems with performance,
I wrote, "Dear God, I hope not."
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And then, uh...
And then I drew a little smiley face.
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And then a small pornographic sketch.
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Ross, that is so sweet of you
to get Phoebe that bike.
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When I heard the story, I almost cried.
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Almost cried, huh?
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Hear that, Chandler? "Almost" cried.
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Hey, you cry every time
somebody talks about Titanic.
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Those two had only each other.
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Phoebe really likes the bike, huh?
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Oh, yeah. I saw her
walking it down the street the other day.
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She had these flowers in the basket.
It was so cute.
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Yeah, I saw her this morning
walking it by the park.
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Wait a minute, she was walking the bike?
Both times?
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- Hey, Pheebs.
- Oh, hi.
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- Hey, so you enjoying the bike?
- Oh, uh-huh, so much. Heh.
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Pheebs, you, uh... You do know
how to ride a bike, don't you? Heh.
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Of course.
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Can we see you ride it?
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Okay.
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See?
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This is why I told you
never get involved with your assistant.
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And there's no such thing as keeping
secrets when it comes to having affairs.
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Did you hear that, Chandler?
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No such thing.
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What happened? I'm just eating candy.
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Maybe it's not as bad as I think.
Maybe they didn't take it the way I meant it.
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Absolutely, you know?
Because "tushy" can mean both ass...
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...and good worker.
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Ugh, I just gotta get the thing back.
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Rach? That sketch you mentioned?
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Might it have looked
a little something like this?
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Oh, my God, Joey.
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- What is the matter with you?
- God.
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I tell you, this little talent came in handy
before I could afford porn.
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Hi, I'm sorry. I know it's after hours,
but I really need candy.
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I'm sorry, I can't help you.
See? Rules are rules.
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Please, I have people coming
from out of town today.
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- I told them all about your candy.
- You're kidding.
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Out-of-towners, huh? Heh.
What did you tell them?
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I told them your candy
was absolutely indescribable.
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Well, some people have been saying it's
"little drops of heaven," but whatever.
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- Please, can't you help me out?
- Hey, Chandler, do we know that lady?
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Maybe. Isn't she the woman who lives
below you and has sex really loud?
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All right, I'll do it just this once.
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- But you can't tell anybody.
- Yes, yes, please, just give it to me.
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Yeah, that's her.
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- Thank you.
- Unbelievable.
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I can't believe that sign didn't work.
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You know what would work?
Stop making candy.
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But they like it.
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You mean they like you.
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Maybe.
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Is that why you became a chef,
so that people would like you?
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Heh. You want to talk about getting
people to like you, huh, funny man?
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Okay, now, just remember
everything I taught you and you'll be fine.
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Okay? Here we go.
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Ready, set...
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Wait, this seat is really uncomfortable.
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Maybe before we start
we should just get another one.
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Perhaps like an airplane seat,
or a beanbag chair.
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Phoebe, you can't get out of this, okay?
You have to learn how to ride a bike.
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Why? Why do I have to learn?
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- Well, in case of an emergency.
- What kind of emergency?
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Well, what if a man comes along
and puts a gun to your head and says:
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"You ride this bike or I'll...
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I'll shoot you."
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Okay. I would ring the bell
to distract him...
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...and then I would knock the gun out
of his hand with a Chinese throwing star.
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Okay, Phoebe, just get on the bike...
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...and, hey, I'll hold you up
and push you. Okay?
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You won't let go?
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- No.
- You swear?
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I swear.
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- Okay.
- Come on.
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- Here we go. All right? All right?
- All right.
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Feel good?
All right, try pedaling.
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That's it, you're doing great.
Yes, take control.
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- Yes, yes, yes.
- Whee! Hey!
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Oh, oh!
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Oh, no.
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You swore.
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- I just thought you were doing so well.
- I am shocked. Shocked.
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It's a legitimate learning technique.
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Wow.
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Hey.
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There's, uh, some people outside
asking about candy.
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They're just gonna have to wait,
aren't they? I only got two hands.
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- Need some help?
- No, you don't know the system.
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I don't need nobody messing
with the system.
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By the way, the week before your wedding,
you may not see a lot of me.
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Oh, hello, liar.
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Look, I'm really sorry I let go of the bike.
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I could've been killed, I hope you know.
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I know, I know.
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But can we please try it again?
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I mean, you were so close, Phoebe.
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Well, I would love to...
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...but the bike got stolen
and the police have no suspects.
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- Phoebe.
- What?
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What the hell?
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All right, you know what?
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If you are not going to learn
how to ride this bike, then I'm sorry...
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...I'm just gonna have to take it back.
- What? Why?
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Because. Because it's...
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It'd be like you having this guitar...
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...and never playing it.
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Okay, this guitar wants to be played.
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And this bike wants to be ridden.
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And if you don't ride it...
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...you're killing its spirit.
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The bike...
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...is dying.
241
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:55,119
All right. If you care enough
to make up that load of crap, okay.
242
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Great.
243
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:01,626
You're making the bike very happy.
244
00:16:01,835 --> 00:16:03,086
Okay, Ross.
245
00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:07,840
Please don't die.
246
00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:14,013
Okay, I think we can get the evaluation back
before they see it.
247
00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:18,685
We have to get into Mr. Zelner's office.
He doesn't get in until 10, so no problem.
248
00:16:18,894 --> 00:16:22,939
But his assistant, Betty, comes in early
to eat her breakfast at her desk.
249
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:26,401
- That's kind of sad.
- Yeah, well, Betty's kind of sad.
250
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:30,571
Which is why I believe I can lure her away
with these chocolates.
251
00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:34,200
Now, while I distract her,
you go in the office.
252
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:35,785
- Got it.
- Let's roll.
253
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:39,706
Hello, Rachel. You, uh, got a minute?
254
00:16:39,915 --> 00:16:43,251
Yeah, sure, Mr. Zelner.
For you? Anything. Minute.
255
00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:45,294
Okay, great.
256
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:47,130
Abort the plan. Abort the plan.
257
00:16:47,923 --> 00:16:50,591
Uh, actually,
I'd like to speak to both of you.
258
00:16:51,051 --> 00:16:52,260
Okay.
259
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:57,849
Uh, well, can we get you anything,
Mr. Zelner? Maybe some chocolates?
260
00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:02,145
Um, no, thanks,
but I'll give these to Betty.
261
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:06,858
So I read your evaluation of Tag.
262
00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:10,445
Or, uh, to use his full name,
Tag "Sweet Cheeks" Jones?
263
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:14,365
Is something going on with you two?
264
00:17:15,909 --> 00:17:19,996
Oh, my God,
can you imagine if there was?
265
00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:25,334
I mean, what would happen exactly?
266
00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:29,005
Well, I'd be forced to file a report.
267
00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:31,924
I'd have to consult
with the legal department.
268
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:34,677
And your future at the company
would be in jeopardy.
269
00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:38,139
- Well...
- Uh, Mr. Zelner...
270
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:41,100
...I'm the one
who filled in that evaluation.
271
00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:42,560
- Oh, no...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
272
00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:44,812
I thought it would be funny.
273
00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:48,983
You wrote that you have a cute tushy?
274
00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:51,569
Yes.
275
00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:54,238
I have a weird sense of humor.
276
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:56,991
And I'm kind of strangely
proud of my butt.
277
00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:00,661
It's kind of a risky joke, Tag.
278
00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:03,998
And what is this drawing?
I can't figure out what this is.
279
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:07,543
You're looking at it upside down...
You know what? It doesn't matter.
280
00:18:08,962 --> 00:18:11,464
Hey, it's not like I don't have
a sense of humor, huh?
281
00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:15,259
Hell, I even enjoy a naughty limerick
every now and then.
282
00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:19,514
But there's a time and a place, huh?
283
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:24,227
Unless you, uh,
have a limerick right now.
284
00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:30,566
No? Okay.
Well, uh, you've got my fax number.
285
00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:41,202
I can't believe you did that.
That was really sweet.
286
00:18:41,411 --> 00:18:44,288
- Ah, don't worry about it.
- No, you could've lost your job.
287
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:47,750
Are you kidding me?
With a cute butt like this, I'd find work.
288
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,921
Thank you, you're great.
289
00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:55,925
- You know what?
- What?
290
00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:58,010
I feel great.
291
00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:00,513
In fact...
292
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:06,269
What?
293
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:10,857
It's just... It took me so long
to get that desk organized.
294
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:13,025
I'm sorry.
295
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,070
There it is.
296
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,167
What is going on?
297
00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:32,753
We're waiting for the candy.
Bring out the candy.
298
00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:35,339
Yeah, lady, give us candy.
299
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:37,925
Joey.
300
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:41,012
- What's up, buddy?
- What are you doing?
301
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:44,307
Waiting to get candy.
302
00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:46,601
Get in here.
303
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:50,354
Hey, and you cannot smoke in here.
304
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:55,234
Merry Christmas.
305
00:19:56,445 --> 00:20:00,656
Okay, guys, the candy is coming. I just
need 15 minutes for the chocolate to cool.
306
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:06,829
All right, everybody, just be quiet.
Be quiet. Be quiet. Pipe down.
307
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,165
What is the matter with you people?
308
00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:12,501
This woman was trying to do
a nice thing for you.
309
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:16,172
She was making candy so she could
try to get to know all of you...
310
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:19,842
...and I'll bet that not one of you
can tell me her name.
311
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,510
Am I right?
312
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,096
Candy Lady?
313
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:27,725
No, not "Candy Lady."
314
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:30,853
If we know it, can we have candy?
315
00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:33,773
All right, you know what?
316
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,525
Forget it. All of you, forget it.
You've ruined it.
317
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:38,778
Go home. You've ruined it.
You've ruined it.
318
00:20:38,987 --> 00:20:42,740
That's all wrong. You guys
ruined everything. You ruined it.
319
00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:52,124
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
320
00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:55,294
Did you smoke?
321
00:20:55,963 --> 00:21:01,384
No, smokes-a-lot lady blew smoke
directly into my mouth.
322
00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:03,761
Uh, are you okay?
323
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:06,597
I'm fine now, but it was
really scary there for a while.
324
00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:09,892
Someone slipped a threatening note
under the door.
325
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:14,021
Oh, yeah. Sorry about that.
Mob mentality or whatever. I don't know.
326
00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:27,910
I can't believe it. I did it.
I rode a bike.
327
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:31,247
I never thought I'd be able to do that.
Thank you, Ross.
328
00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:33,791
Oh, hey, don't thank me.
Thank yourself.
329
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:37,837
You're the one who faced your fears
and ultimately overcame them.
330
00:21:38,046 --> 00:21:41,924
Don't be so corny, Ross.
It's not an After School Special.
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