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All crew, all crew, brace yourselves...

we're going sailing.

A sailing yacht is all about the journey.

It's not just about the destination.

I lost wrap.

We turn off the engines

and we just go with the power of nature.

I mean, that's cool. That's really cool.

That's main engine off.

It's classic, it's timeless.

When you feel the wind in your hair on a sailing yacht,

then you'll know.

We're gonna have a big heel right now,

big heel right now.

Get ready.

Oh...

Is it the alcohol or is it the boat?

I feel like I'm defying gravity.

Ugh!

I'm back!

But the rest of the crew, it's all new.

This time, I'm hoping these guys are a little more chilled out,

not so crazy.

What comes before part B?

Par-tay!

YOLO, mother----er!

I'm a good sailor because I'm good with people.

Gary, go away.

I can drink a lot of rum,

sleep with a lot of women, and not feel bad about it.

----ing frozen margaritas...

I'll stick them up his hole.

People say, oh, Daisy's such a bitch.

But I'm just trying to get the job done.

Where the is everyone's head at?

I think I'm really Irish.

As a chef, I want to exceed the expectation of the guests.

You have scampi, from Croatia.

I love dressing up, you have no idea.

Woo!

I m from Brazil.

We take very good pride of, like, I have perfect eyebrows.

Oh, I had a boob job.

Oh, Dani, your boobs are nice!

Can't even furrow anymore, because too much Botox.

-I made you something. -Oh, what?

It's a possessed giraffe.

I listen to metal music, I love spiders.

All my pets are named after sharp objects.

Oh, my God.

Oh

I'm unique. I'm my own person.

I'm not good at much, but I am good at drinking.

My parents always say they gave me proper raising,

they just don't know if it took.

I mean, you guys have both seen me naked.

Oh, my God.

I'm not sure if it did, either.

The "it" factor for myself is my height.

I'm 6'9", and girls love height.

Oh, my God, I love it.

Some girls just wanna climb the mountain.

It's so high!

Being the engineer on the boat,

I have to know the ins and outs of how everything works.

From the engines... Oh ----ing sh--.

to the personal dramas... Sh--'s gonna get messy.

I just wanna watch it.

I'm just gonna watch it all unfold.

Careful! No...

Oh!

This is becoming a ----ing joke.

-Ding, ding, ding. -Oh, my God.

You're rubbing on the dock. Get on board, now!

I'm so ----ing close to walking away from this ----ing boat.

I really love sailing in Croatia

because it's a little more adventurous and exclusive.

I did a couple charters here early on in my career

on a similar boat to Parsifal.

Croatia's an amazing cruising ground.

You have a lot of protected water,

a lot of beautiful little towns and fishing villages.

I'm really excited to be back.

How you doing?

Good, how are you?

-Very good, thanks. -Good.

-Ooh, Jesus. -Ooh... you all right?

-Hi! -Welcome aboard.

-Thank you! -I'm Glenn.

-I'm Daisy, nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.

I'm a bit of a legacy.

My parents were yachties,

my aunts and uncles were yachties,

and now I'm a yachtie.

-Where are you from? -Dublin.

-Dublin, okay. -Yeah.

-Where are you from? -I grew up in Montréal.

Oh, okay.

But I haven't lived there for a long time.

Yeah, your accent sounds really weak.

Yeah, I don't say "eh" after everything anymore.

My grandfather also represented Ireland

in the 1964 Olympics in sailing,

so there's a little bit of pressure

not to embarrass anybody, like my grandfather,

my parents, the Irish nation.

Last season we had all the interior crew in here.

-Okay. -We've got five girls.

-Five girls and four boys, okay. -With four boys.

But if you wanna get settled, and then...

or if you have any questions, just come up.

Thank you.

-How's it going? -Hey, Captain!

-How you doing? -Good, thank you, how are you?

I'm good, thanks. Welcome to Croatia.

-Thank you, Gary. -Welcome aboard.

Gary? Glenn.

-Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.

Good to be on board.

You've got quite a bit of experience.

Yeah.

-Hi. -Hi.

-I'm Gary. -Nice to meet you.

-I'm Daisy. -Nice to meet you.

-Hello! -Hi!

-How are you? -I'm fine, thank you.

Welcome aboard, I'm Glenn.

It's a pleasure to meet you.

Nice to meet you, and your name?

-Natasha. -Natasha.

-Yeah. -Nice to meet you.

-It's a pleasure. -Come on. Come on inside.

I am not the person who's good at sports,

I'm not good at any instrument, I'm not good at singing.

So where you coming from now?

Trinidad and Tobago.

But cooking is one talent

that I know God have given me,

and I'm great at it.

I can't do ----ing anything else, but I'm good at cooking.

Daisy is already here.

-Hi. -Nice to meet you.

-It's a pleasure. Natasha? -Natasha.

So, are you stewardess?

-No. -Chef?

-Yeah. -Okay, cool.

-It's a pleasure. -Female chef, nice.

You wanna go in the three-girl cabin, do you wanna go...

You wanna go in two?

-Yeah. -Okay, cool.

There we go.

Yeah, I'm chief stew, sorry.

-How you doing? -Good, how are you?

I'm good, thanks.

-Thank you. -I'm Glenn.

Very nice to meet you, Glenn, I'm Dani.

Dani, nice to meet you, welcome aboard.

Thank you.

My accent is often a mystery to people.

I'm Brazilian, but after I dated an Irish guy

and dated an Australian guy, it's all over the place.

I swear, I might have an American accent

by the end of this.

Oh, my gosh, let's go to the mall and do some shopping.

-Natasha. -Natasha, nice to meet you.

Hi. I'm Daisy, nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, Daisy.

-Does it matter? -I mean, I would rather two.

Okay, well, that's with me.

Okay, cool.

-What's your position? -I'm first officer.

Perfect.

-I'm Glenn. -Hey, Glenn, Colin.

-Colin, nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.

Come on board.

So, where are you coming in from?

-Panama. -Panama.

Okay, I'm ready.

Cool, I'm just looking at your CV.

You've got loads of experience.

Yeah, I've been doing it for a little while.

You don't wanna be chief stew, no?

Just for now, I'm okay, you know...

-Yeah. -Just, I'm good with it, yeah.

Fair enough.

This is Colin.

-Hi! -Hi!

Hi, how's it going?

-Natasha. -Nice to meet you.

-Dani. -Hi, I'm Daisy.

Which cabin am I in?

I don't... I think one of you three dudes

is gonna have to share with me.

-He wants to... -I'm easy.

I don't mind, I'm also easy, to be honest.

Yeah? You don't snore, right?

-No. -Okay.

Gary, you go in with Glenn,

then, and I can show you your cabin.

Bunking with the captain.

-Welcome aboard. -Hi.

-I'm Glenn. -I'm Alli, nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, Alli.

So, that's your bag... That's my bag.

I'll go and grab it in a minute.

-Yeah. -Let me bring you inside,

and I'll introduce you to everybody, okay?

-Okay, cool. -Where you from, Alli?

-I'm from Australia, Melbourne. -Okay.

I'll put my uniform there so I don't wake you up

in the morning.

I don't know!

-Hi. -Hey!

Welcome. I'm Daisy.

I'm Alli, nice to meet you.

This is gonna be your cabin.

You stewardess?

-Yes, third stew. -Okay, awesome.

-Yes, and you? -I'm your chief stew.

Oh, awesome!

Ooh!

Have you worked in boats before?

Yeah, I worked solely on deck.

I did an eight-day stew yachting course.

Yeah.

But I'll be kind of needing a little bit of guidance.

Who does this belong to?

-Daisy? -Yeah?

I've got a bag here.

-Oh, is it yours? -Yeah, that's mine.

-Oh, okay. -Oh, is this...

-Hello! -Hi.

-I'm Alli. -Hi, Gary.

-Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.

Wow, hello.

What, do you got a body in there or something?

I'm playing.

No, no, no, not at all.

-Thank you! -You're welcome.

Jesus Christ.

-Hi! -Hey!

I'm Alli.

I'm Dani, nice to meet you, Alli.

Nice to meet you.

-Hello! -Hi!

-How you doing? -I'm Captain Glenn.

Hi, Sydney, nice to meet you.

Sydney, nice to meet you, Sydney.

-Yeah. -So, where's home for you?

-Florida. -Florida... where in Florida?

-St. Augustine. -Oh, okay, I've been.

-I've been, on my boat, yeah. -Yeah? Really?

I stopped there and had a look around.

-Did you like it? -It was amazing.

Jesus Christ.

You're gonna have a load of work.

My family's boat would have been there.

What kind of boat does your family have?

We have a 76-foot schooner.

We do charters there.

Well, at least I have just the galley.

You all have, like...

-Everything else? -The entire yacht.

This is Gary, the mate.

-Hi, Gary. -Hello!

-Hi, there. How are you? -This is Sydney.

-Hi, nice to meet you. -Sydney. Nice to meet you.

Sydney's from St. Augustine, Florida.

-Yeah. -Cool. Sunshine state.

-Yeah, sometimes. -Yeah.

I've never been in this predicament,

that every girl's attractive on board.

Daisy, that's Sydney.

-Oh, hi. -Hi, nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

-I'm the chief stew. -Hi.

-I was, you're in here as well. -Okay.

There's just gonna be a lot of people.

-Yeah... -Hi, I'm Alli.

A lot of people in here.

All right.

-Welcome aboard, I'm Glenn. -Nice to meet you, sir.

-You're... you're a big... -Pleasure.

-You're a big guy! -I am a big guy.

I get that a lot.

We got a lot of heavy stuff, so that's great.

I'd be lying if I said that's the first time I heard that.

Yeah, I'm sure it's not.

He's not just tall, right, he's beyond tall.

He's, like, super tall.

I'm pumped that this is working out.

Because that was my biggest concern and my biggest worry.

It's funny, it's never been an issue for me,

-I don't know why, but... -I know, I know, right?

-Hi. -Hello, hello.

-I'm Dani.

-Hi. -Hi.

-I'm Jean-Luc. -Jean-Luc, nice to meet you.

-Nice to meet you. -Awesome.

How's it going?

-Jean-Luc. -Jean-Luc, nice to meet you.

-Nice to meet you. -Pleasure.

-My roomie. -Yeah, I think so.

This is my first sailing yacht. I'm pumped.

How long you been in the industry?

For a year, but I feel like I'm very confident

in my skills on deck.

-Cool, man. -Yeah.

I think we're gonna have some fun.

Yeah, no, we're gonna have a blast, man, trust me.

That's for sure.

All crew, all crew, can we get everybody

into the cockpit, please?

We're gonna have a little meeting, thank you.

-Hi. -Hi.

-I'm Alli, nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.

So, let's get started.

First thing, I wanted to say welcome to everyone.

I'm really excited.

I'm looking forward to kicking off this season

with all of you guys.

We're all gonna work hard.

You know, it's gonna be long hours.

One thing that does upset me sometimes

is easily avoidable screw-ups that cause a lot of problems.

So, it's gonna help a lot if we're all willing

to pitch in in each other's departments.

Department heads, I'm happy for you guys to deal

with the basic stuff on your own.

I don't need to know about everything

that happens in your department.

But anything big, I wanna know about it.

I've been working on boats 12 years now.

My management style is like a dictatorship.

As long as I look good with what I'm doing, then I'm happy.

Couldn't give a about anyone else.

We've got first charter coming tomorrow.

We've still got a lot to do to get this boat ready

by 2:00 p.m. tomorrow, okay?

I'm joking.

Thank you very much.

-Awesome, thank you, Captain. -Thank you.

We got our work cut out for us.

Yeah.

Coming up...

Let's see what this does.

Bro, that smells like diesel.

All crew, all crew, guests will be on board in 20 minutes.

----ing 20 minutes?

What did I just ----ing do?

And later...

They wanted sailing over breakfast.

But you have to initiate breakfast.

Like, you have to set the table to get it out.

Guests can't be up and your table is not set yet.

This is your job.

Can you not do stuff in their hands?

This should start going out.

We're gonna start off with a wash-down.

I was gonna get detailing, but we can do that afterwards.

We'll start on the fly bridge.

We'll wash everything up top and then move to the bow,

-and then wash. -Cool.

So, what my plan is, Alli's pretty green,

you're pretty experienced, so, Dani,

if you could show Alli the basics of stewardessing,

that will help.

-That would be fun! -Yeah.

I just feel so incredibly lucky.

Dani is extremely strong,

and she can take Alli right under her wing,

which is great, because it means that I can concentrate

on getting the boat turned around.

This boat is, like, an absolute sh--show.

I was thinking of putting you on earlies,

putting you on lates, and putting me in the middles.

I will let all of us do a bit of everything.

It's nicer for the guests.

They don't wanna see my face all the time.

Dude, I wanna hear all about this cat, huh?

-Oh, man. -That sounds awesome.

I spent 150 grand on it.

But it's still at the marine.

You mean buying it and fixing it up?

Fixed it up for another, like, 30 or 40.

Okay.

I used to be a chief engineer on superyachts,

but two and a half years ago I put my entire life savings

into buying a hurricane-damaged catamaran.

And we fixed it up and now we're sailing it around the world.

I'm suited to these sort of jobs.

You know, get in, make some money,

get out, go back to my boat.

I'm excited to go sailing in this thing.

Yeah, we're gonna do a lot of sailing this season.

As a chef, I hate people doing, like...

-like -Stressing you out?

I think we'll just do the steps.

I'll do that, it's all right.

You might be a bit tall for that.

Yeah, I can...

How long you guys been working on boats for?

Me, about a year.

When I was born, my parents lived on a sailboat,

so I've been sailing my whole life.

-But I've never done, like... -Superyacht staff.

-Big superyachts, yeah.

-Oh, welcome to the game. -Yeah, I know, right?

When I was born, my parents lived on a sailboat in Key West.

I've always been just a naked boat baby.

I pretty much have grown up on the water.

Instead of, like, going home and my mom cooking dinner,

we would get take-out and eat on the boat

while my parents went out sailing.

I always knew that it wasn't normal,

but I didn't really know what normal was.

I'm still not sure that I know what normal is, to be honest.

-Twelfth year! -Twelve years!

Yeah, I know.

Gosh, what am I doing with myself?

All crew, all crew, we've got provisions on the dock.

Roger.

I think that's it.

I'm just so sweaty already.

Oh, the sweet reprieve of AC.

Jesus Christ.

I would say anywhere you can find a hole.

It's not gonna be organized. Just do what you can.

Gary, Daisy, and Natasha,

can I get you guys together in the cockpit

for a preference sheet meeting?

Copy for Gary.

We're gonna have our preference sheet meeting in the cockpit,

because there's no room in the mess.

Just sit along here.

Here we go.

So, we've got co-primary charter guests Rusty and Nikki,

avid sailors and entrepreneurs from Newport Beach, California.

Joining them are Rusty's long-time friends Greg and Alex,

and Nikki's best friends Rhonda and Natalie, also avid sailors.

So, we're gonna be doing a lot of sailing, I think.

Rusty and Nikki are on this trip to honor Nikki's father,

who passed away two years ago.

Nikki's father loved sailing,

and this is their first time on the water since his passing.

This group's looking forward to an endless flow of cocktails.

Nikki is pretty hardcore vegan.

It's "veegan," right?

Why isn't it vegetable, "vaygan?"

Isn't it from vegetable, and it would...

we don't say "veeg-table.'

Beef or chicken or lamb,

or tip goes down 1,000 for every animal.

On night one, Nikki would love to have a dinner

in honor of her late father.

And on night two, they want to take it back

to the '80s with a glam rock party.

These guys look like they prefer tequila instead of champagne.

Yeah.

It looks like they're fun and active.

They wanna go sailing all the time, so...

-Yeah. -It should be good.

All righty, thank you very much.

-Great. -Thank you.

Thank you very much, Captain.

You did windows this direction?

I did windows from midway over.

I'm gonna do windows this way.

What is this?

How did the preference sheet meeting go?

Oh, fine.

All of us are going vegan for four days.

Yes, I love it!

Vegan.

Oh, my God.

These are my people!

I'm a vegan.

It was at the age of five that I said to my mum

I didn't wanna eat meat anymore,

and she was in full support of that.

There's only one vegan, so the rest of them eat meat.

But she doesn't even want it on the boat.

I love her!

My mum's come to slaughterhouse vigils,

and if you see road kill on the road,

we'd always pull over and then we'd have a moment,

and we'd send its soul up to heaven,

just to respect that it had a life.

I credit my mum to a lot of the empathy that I have.

With detailing, you start with vacuuming first.

Okay.

From the top to the bottom.

The next thing will be wiping down,

so wiping all the walls,

cupboards, and doors, yeah, and then we dress the bed.

Alli, you don't need to waste too much time

with the vacuuming.

Just go, like, and it's fine.

Oh, yeah, okay, sure.

Thank you.

No worries.

Okay, we'll call it a day.

Whatever you think, boss.

How are we doing?

The vacuum's done.

Everything looks really nice.

So, we'll go off and be social.

Are you guys done?

Yeah, we're done. First day went well.

-Did it? -I'm happy with them.

It's gonna take a while, but...

Excellent.

-Let's grab a beer. -Yeah.

-Don't go crazy. -It is a school night.

-Cheers. -Yay.

-Cheers. -Cheers, good to meet you guys.

-Cheers, yeah, you too. -Yeah.

-To a good season. -Yeah.

Oh, no, no, no.

So, you guys almost done?

-Mm. -We're not.

No, I don't think we're ever gonna be done,

to be quite honest with you.

He's on his phone.

I wonder if he has a girlfriend.

Yeah, maybe.

That would make sense.

All right, I'll go socialize for a little bit.

-Do you have a partner? -No.

-Do you? -No.

So you're all single?

-Yeah. -Yeah.

Hey, JL, we heard you were on your phone to your girlfriend.

What girlfriend?

Ah-ha, no, you all heard wrong.

It's just, like...

Well, you know, you... you bring a good point.

Yeah.

I've lived by one thing, though...

that you don't screw the crew, though.

-Yeah. -Mm-hmm.

Well...

You guys excited to get off the dock tomorrow?

Yeah, that will be nice.

Girls, I'm gonna go to bed.

-Me, too.

-Yeah. -I'm not far behind you.

-Good night. -Good night, guys.

-Night, ladies. -Night.

See you in the morning.

Okay, we'll see you in the morning.

Seven, sevens?

Oh, wow.

Where did they come from?

And you've got a massive back tattoo, too.

Jesus!

All right, boys, calm down.

That's not very big.

-The bed? -Yeah.

Are you happy up there?

I guess we'll find out.

I've been very fortunate that every boat

that I've worked on so far, I have fit in the bed.

But on this boat, me.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

-Morning, morning, morning. -Good morning.

Gonna be a good day today.

Okay, plan for today.

We need to redo the windows, and then we'll just go around

and detail and make sure everything looks pretty.

Yeah.

Get somebody started on the tables.

Yeah.

And then we go on to the floor,

especially the black marks there.

Yeah.

I wanna give it a good scrub for starters.

Oh, it looks good! Good!

Okay.

It's coming out, brah.

-Is it? -I don't know.

You know what we need to do...

What locker?

The forepeak right up forward.

All right, let's see what this does.

Yeah.

Bro, that smells like diesel.

Yeah, that... that does smell like diesel.

Bru!

Did you guys just spray gas on the deck?

Smells like petrol.

Look at the color of it.

It's petrol.

Yeah, sh--, man.

What did I just ----ing do?

All crew, all crew, guests will be on board in 20 minutes.

-20 minutes?

Big, big

Wow.

Try and get this soap working, eh?

Yeah.

Bro, that smells like diesel.

Yeah, that... that does smell like diesel.

Bru!

Did you guys just spray gas on the deck?

Jeez-Louise.

Sh--, man.

That's ridiculous.

All crew, all crew, guests will be on board in 20 minutes.

20 minutes?

Big, big

Some idiot has put gas in a cleaning bottle.

How unprofessional are we gonna look

if the boat smells like gasoline when the guests come on?

Gotta block the scuppers, you know, get oil absorbers.

The most important thing to do here

is to contain this gasoline.

We do not want to let it go into the ocean.

Keep this water flowing.

This is ----ed.

Let's make sure we get the shots ready, the face towels.

----ing a thousand things to do.

This is not supposed to be one of them.

Oh, God.

It's starting to come out, eh?

No, spoke way too early.

We need to get rid of the vacuum.

Unbelievable.

Ah!

All right, come on.

Have you ever washed teak with gasoline?

No, probably not, and it never should be done ever again.

I think it's coming out.

Much better.

All right, I'm gonna unblock these scuppers.

All crew, you have to be changed

into your charter uniform,

on deck, in the next four minutes.

Four minutes, mate.

-Ah!

All right, we better get changed.

-Really good. -Four minutes!

It's go time!

Here we go.

Anyone dressed and ready to go, let's get out on the aft deck.

Holy crap.

Okay, mate.

Come on, people.

This is gonna be so much fun.

I'm excited.

Oh, I could use one of those right now.

Is this them?

I think it is.

Bra, he's got a Speedo!

He's got a Speedo on, cuz.

Oh, my God.

Welcome to Croatia!

What's happening!

Hi, I'm Captain Glenn.

Oh, my gosh, Glenn.

-Welcome to Parsifal! -Nice to meet you.

-This is Daisy. -Hi, I'm Daisy.

Because people are coming out of quarantine for this vacation,

I really wanna make this the most

unforgettable vacation they ever have.

-What's happening? -Hello, I'm Alli.

How are you?

It's a miracle that we're even here.

Glenn.

This is the first time I've shook hands in a while.

You guys are all inside the bubble.

I want a hug!

Oh, all right, man, bring it in, my friend.

-All right. -Tequila?

That looks super exciting.

-All right. -That's for you.

Hi, I'm Natasha, nice to meet you.

-Hi, yes, the cook. -How are you?

-Gary, nice to meet you. -Gary, nice to meet you too.

Oh, nice to really meet you.

We need a toast.

Good luck, y'all!

All right.

-Woo!

Let's party, dude.

Do it, Rhonda.

Woo!

-Bottoms up. -Mm-hmm.

I just wanted to formally welcome you on board Parsifal.

We've got a great trip planned for you guys.

-Daisy... -Hi!

-There's Daisy. -Daisy...

Daisy is gonna take you for a little tour,

and then we're gonna get going.

-Thank you. -Rock and roll!

-Welcome aboard. -Lead the way.

This is the cockpit.

This is where you're probably gonna be

doing most of your eating.

-Got it? -Got it.

Up here, if you follow me, this is the fly bridge.

Wow!

So, it's nice up here as well when we're sailing.

Obviously, you've got the Jacuzzi.

-Thank you. -Right on!

Yeah. -This is awesome.

All right, let's it up.

-Oh, God, Greg. -Yeah.

Is that all of it?

You can just go into the passerelle.

This is the main saloon.

Look at this!

We'll never be in here, but it looks beautiful.

Um...

Oh, yeah, these things lift up.

No, pull these out, I think.

This way, we can head down to the cabins.

So, in here we have the first twin.

-Wow! -They're both identical.

And then this is the master.

Wow.

Whoa, whoa.

Oh... come here, come here, come here.

Vacation is starting.

You guys are way too tall for the bed.

Oh!

Greg, get outta my room! Get outta my room!

Okay, and that's up and that's in place.

Now it's coming in.

Let's have a great time.

Hi, would you like a drink?

Do you have whiskey?

-Yes. -On ice, please.

-Thank you. -Yes.

Deck, deck, deck, we're ready to get outta here.

Copy for deck team.

-That's it. -Yeah.

Let's do it.

One, two, three.

All good.

All right, three, two, one.

That's all lines clear, Glenn, all lines clear.

Excellent, thanks, mate.

Captain Glenn, you are clear of all danger back aft.

Excellent, thanks.

We're gonna bend this bitch over.

I just want you to...

Let's bend this bitch!

Hey, hey.

What up, dude?

Are we sailing soon?

Yeah, we're gonna start getting sails up.

Okay.

Interior, interior, we're about to go sailing.

Copy for interior.

Come here, baby.

We're going sailing.

Yeah.

Sydney, I'm gonna get you to steer the boat.

First thing we're gonna do is we're gonna take it

in command over here.

Okay.

So I'm gonna raise the mizzen first.

If the flag starts t0 come this way,

you gotta turn that way to keep it...

-Yeah, yeah. -You know?

When guests come on board who are avid sailors,

it can make my job a little bit harder

because I've got a lot of new crew.

If there's any holes in our game,

they're gonna see it right away.

So, it makes me a little bit nervous.

Okay, you guys good?

-Yeah. -Yes, sir.

Ready when you are.

Okay. Now I'm going up.

Yeah! She's going!

Thank you very much.

You're welcome.

How many wraps left?

-Last wrap, last turn. -Last wrap.

And hold.

Okay, let's get on the main, and we'll just go full hoist.

Beautiful.

Jean-Luc, I'm gonna bring in the lazy sheet.

So you're gonna grab that slack genoa sheet there,

and keep a little tension on it.

Other way... just hold it in towards you.

Then when he pulls it, it doesn't get overwound.

Yeah, I'm just taking up that slack.

That's good, Jean-Luc.

And hold... you're good.

Okay, you guys, lazy sheet out, two of you pulling, please.

-Is it coming? -Yeah.

Okay, coming out on the genoa.

Woo-hoo!

They're rolling out.

Walk it back.

Yeah, that's good.

Good.

Okay, that's main engine off.

We've got some sails!

This is awesome.

-For Mr. A. -We love this.

Nothing better than a sailboat.

----ing Glenn!

I love Glenn.

Coming up...

-Boats and hos! -Boats and hos!

I do feel really bad for Nikki.

Her friends are acting like drunk morons.

-Just play it! -It's not music.

Greg, shut the up.

Shut up!

Are engines off?

-Yeah. -Yeah?

We'll stay on this tack for a while,

take advantage of this puff.

-There ya go! -Feels good, yeah.

-Nice! -Woo!

-We're gonna head upwind. -Sweet.

Let's cook, baby.

Look at this beast!

Woo!

Cheers!

You'll wanna straighten out a bit more.

Yeah.

You can head straight for that point

Okay, perfect.

Sydney surprised me, because I think

this is her first proper superyacht job.

But you can't tell.

I think she's kinda kick-ass.

It seems like if you go really fast,

you get more effect right away.

Can I get you a drink or anything?

1942, por favor.

Sure, and anything else?

And a hug!

Run for your life!

Run, get out while you can.

Rock and roll!

I want this, this.

Yeah, and then we need six plates for deserts.

Okay.

Are there shot glasses down here?

-Yeah. -Can I have them?

Right?

-There we go. -Thank you so much.

-You're welcome. -Thank you very much.

You're gonna be first on night shift.

Okay.

So, you'll do 11:00 till 6:00 in the morning,

when Sydney comes up, and then you'll wake up at 2:00

in the afternoon and you'll work from 2:00 to 6:00.

-All right. -Well, then, I'm gonna go down.

Yeah, I would... I would suggest that.

Cool.

Go and get as much rest as you can, bro.

All right.

Hey, Gary, stand by, we're gonna get

this main and mizzen down.

Roger.

Okay, coming down.

Alli, Alli, Daisy.

Can you change into your blacks?

Copy that.

Looking good.

And straighten out, if you can, right now, all the way straight.

Great job, Sydney.

Yeah, it's about two meters.

Good, thank you.

Let's get ready to anchor.

Okay, mate, let her go.

Let's go to three, out to three.

Copy that, three shots.

That's three at the water line.

Okay, yeah, you can make it off, and let's get the laz door open.

Oh!

----ing good!

Hey, you've got something on your forehead over here.

-Oh... -Maybe I'll move it a little.

-There we go. -Thanks.

It was irritating.

So you're gonna be on day shift,

and the next charter, you'll be on night shift.

-Okay. -Thank you!

Bye!

Deck, deck, deck, first opportunity,

put on a black polo, please.

Copy, copy.

Dinnertime, we're gonna party.

How about that.

He would love this.

It's a lot of work, cooking different options.

But for me, I would work myself to the bone

just to make the guests happy.

Natasha, guests are seated.

Copy.

Okay, you can go on down.

Okay.

-This is for Nikki. -Okay.

And this is for Rhonda.

Beetroot carpaccio with fresh berries, vegan cheese.

Tuna tartare with mangos, avocados.

Beetroot carpaccio with vegan cheese.

-I know, right? -Where's the meat?

-Wow. -Here we go.

Mm.

That's the tuna tartare with mango and ginger and avocado.

Bon appétit, my people!

-So tasty. -Oh, my gosh, this is amazing.

-This is very good. -Mm.

I don't even like beets, and this is so good.

Mm!

Can I get some vodka with my wine, please?

Wow.

-Alli? -Yeah?

Because that's the most important.

Oh, okay, yeah.

I've done shower, toilet.

I've just gotta give the sink a bit of a wipe-down.

Shout if you need.

-Okay. -I'll go back upstairs.

-All right, thanks. -Bye!

This is.. right?

Jesus.

Gnocchi in a pomodoro sauce, with vegan cheese and burrata.

One more thing... this is vegan cheese.

So, now we have some gnocchi pomodoro with burrata.

-Mm-hmm. -This looks amazing.

-Mm. -It's so melty.

Let's get cleaned up.

Yeah, exactly, they're literally eating everything.

You are on top of it.

Ugh!

We smashed it.

Are you guys all finished here?

-Uh... -That was so good.

-Yes? -Okay.

-Thank you so much. -It was so good.

Everything was good..

-Boats and hos! -Boats and hos!

Would you like anything else to drink?

Could I get a 1942, please?

Mm.

Hm.

What's your name again?

-Daisy. -Daisy.

-Yeah. -Daisy Duke.

Exactly.

Oh, my gosh.

Nikki, talk about your dad. Tell me stuff.

My dad was the best person ever.

He literally came here with $8.

-Five. -No, it was eight.

No, it was five.

Oh, play me a song, harmonica boy.

And he got a scholarship...

-Come on!

Let's go.

Just play it!

Just play the Goddamn thing!

It's not music.

Greg, shut the up.

Play something.

-Greg will play. -Shut up!

Dumbass, he won't play anything.

He just walked away.

I do feel really bad for Nikki.

Her friends are acting like drunk morons,

and right now, I can hear all of our tip money

flying off into the wind.

Beyond pissed.

Goddamn ----ing train wreck.

May I have a little bit more... more pinot?

Good night, mother----ers.

Coming up...

Where are Alex and Greg?

Yeah, they've been gone for a while, huh, on the paddleboard?

What happened?

They're looking for Greg.

Greg!

It's the anniversary of her dad's passing.

Sure, so it's emotional.

And it...

Yeah.

Greg's a ----ing alcoholic.

So, what do you have to say about that, Craig?

Whatever, don't give a sh--.

I'm not gonna go out there.

Yeah, I'm good, but not for this.

Shut up!

----ing train wreck, okay? I can't do it.

So, he's gonna cover up everything.

Okay.

You're gonna uncover everything.

Okay.

-Night. -Good night.

So, just tidy this away.

In the next 15 minutes, I really want you in bed,

and get up quarter past 6:00.

-Okay. -Thank you very much.

Good night, guys.

So, we're leaving between 8:30 and 9:00.

-Yeah. -Okay, that's fine.

Back to it.

Wow.

I like your tattoos.

Thank you.

I got a tattoo in 2020, but it's quite offensive.

What is it, on your vagina?

No. I'm, like, nervous now.

I know.

Come on, Bubba!

2020 has been such an awful year that I got my only tattoo.

I got it, like, two months ago.

I was so pissed at the world.

Oh!

off.

Was your mom proud?

They don't know.

I think in our job, because I have to do the whole,

like, sweetness and nice thing,

I love knowing that it's secretly there.

-Where'd you get it? -In Miami.

Oh, my God, my body hurts.

My feet hurt.

Is he dead?

Wow.

So, I'm gonna go to bed.

Just, yeah, tidy up upstairs, and that's it.

-Thank you, night. -Thank you, good night.

So, have you done night watches before?

No.

Okay.

Are you happy with that?

A lot of information at once, but I think I got it.

-Yeah, I know. -I think I got it.

Well, not really, bro. I'm going to bed.

I'm not getting a lot of sleep,

and now Gary leaves me a long list of stuff

that he wants done, and wow, I'm gonna be nonstop.

I'm off to bed now.

Enjoy your sleep.

Oh, my feet don't feel good at all.

Anything still on the deck that we need to wash off?

No, not that I know.

There's no... on the deck or anything?

Mm-mmm.

Ah!

I hope tonight is a very different evening.

It will be.

I'm going to make carrot bacon.

That's so cool.

You've adapted very well to the vegan requests.

So many chefs are, like, no, I can't do that.

I have two choices...

I can stress, or I can just try to do it.

After culinary school...

So, since you're vegan, you'll be my taste-tester.

I'm happy to do it.

-Morning. -Morning.

-You're okay? -Yeah.

The only thing about breakfast is I don't know

if we're going sailing straightaway.

We should set up with nonskid.

Anything that could go flying.

It's so pretty.

Good morning.

What do you want to do about breakfast?

We would say sail over anything.

Okay.

-So, in that case... -Breakfast over food, whatever.

Are you happy, then, for me to speak to the chef

and do more, like, in your hands...

Okay, great.

Thanks.

Okay, scrap setting up.

They really wanna go sailing

than have a sit-down breakfast and not go sailing.

-Oh, okay. -Okay, cool.

Hey, Gary, is the plan to go sailing straightaway?

Oh, I think the plan is to leave around 8:30, 9:00.

But is it to go sailing?

-If there's wind. -Okay.

And so they are super keen to go sailing,

so I've asked them about breakfast,

and so they said they wanna sail over everything.

They're gonna do, like, orders for breakfast sandwiches,

and, like, burritos, like breakfast burritos,

if that's okay.

But they wanna do, like, stuff in their hands

rather than sit down.

I haven't even set up.

Like, I've just done coffees.

So you haven't set the table as yet?

No, no, no.

We started setting it up, and then I went to speak to them

and they were like,

"When are we going sailing, when are we going sailing."

No, for sure, I know. But...

I agree, but two guests still aren't awake.

Because we can... that's okay.

Exactly.

Say they come up 8:30,

and that's us gonna be start picking up the anchor.

-That's what I'm saying. -Yeah.

But that's what I'm saying...

they wanna go sailing over breakfast.

Natasha's acting like the guests are on her vacation.

We're gonna rush to serve breakfast,

rush to stow, and all for what...

the breakfast that the guests don't even want?

Okay, 7:30, like, we...

there's only so much we can do before, like, 7:30.

Can you not do stuff in their hands?

Coming up...

Jean-Luc, can you hear me?

Greg!

Is everything okay?

He's not answering.

Greggie!

I can go and set a breakfast.

If those other two guests come up at 8:00

and they want, like...

Okay, so you want me to go back up say I'm...

-Yeah. -Actually doing a sit-down...

-Yeah. -Sit-down...

-Yeah. -Okay.

Natasha's like a dog with a bone.

She is not gonna let it go,

and I don't wanna fall out with her on the first charter.

I'm gonna give in this time,

but I'm definitely not gonna be a pushover all season, like...

----ing Natasha really full-on bent

on having a sit-down breakfast.

We're get them settled, like, ASAP.

-Yeah. -So, just get the beers away,

and then start setting that up, please.

but sailing don't happen in five minutes.

So, Gary's awake, and I just spoke to him.

He still thinks you have enough time to have sit-down breakfast,

and before we put up the sails.

So, we're gonna set that up real quick for you guys.

Hopefully, the wind keeps blowing

and, yeah, we'll be able to sail pretty hard.

-Morning, yeah. -Good morning.

-Thank you very much. -Yeah.

I did that this morning.

-Did he not? -No.

But he did everything else.

-He did the stainless? -He said so, yeah.

Okay.

Let's hope so.

Morning, how are you?

-Did you sleep well? -I did.

Good.

-How about you? -Perfect.

Yeah, he didn't do any of the ----ing sh--.

Growing up, my mum, busting my balls,

"Make your bed, wash your dishes, hang up your clothes."

Which, I mean, I'm grateful for now, because I'm tidy.

So when I have people missing things

that are right in front of you, it frustrates me a little bit.

It doesn't take long.

Hi, Glenn.

And they've been up since really early.

They're super keen to go sailing,

and we're, like, a little bit pushing to get breakfast out.

We'll get going soon.

Thank you.

Whoa. He's alive.

I think I'm still drunk.

Are we gonna go sail, or what?

Dude, I've been sitting here waiting to go sailing.

Let's ----ing go!

We even said, like, skip breakfast.

Ugh!

So, breakfast is set, and if you wanna come and take a seat,

hopefully we'll get sailing real soon.

Have I earned my "I told you so" now?

Did you guys need Sydney right now?

No, I think two of us is fine, sure.

We're just gonna start closing that thing

so we can pick up and get outta here.

Ooh, look at that table, that looks nice.

-Guacamole. -Colin, Colin, Glenn.

Just to let you know, I'm going into gear.

Copy that, you're all clear.

Here we have guacamole, smoked salmon, some fruit.

There's no alcohol in that, right?

-No. -Good.

I needed a break.

We're gonna start coming ahead.

You can start picking up right away.

Copy, copy.

Thank you.

Super good.

Look what I have for you.

Carrot bacon!

Yum!

Morning!

So, would you mind doing cabins?

And then we'll go from there.

It's ----ing chaos.

I've been a chief stew once on a boat that was 60 meter,

but I decided to accept the second stew position

so I can have more fun, none of the responsibility.

Chef has made some carrot bacon.

-Oh, my God! -Yes.

-We made this at home. -So good.

Good?

-I don't know, it's so good. -It's like a French fry.

Glenn, do we have an ETA of possibly when sails are up?

Forty-five minutes to an hour?

Ten or 15 minutes.

----ing hell.

Until sails are up?

-Yeah. -Oh, okay.

Okay, Glenn, anchor's in the pocket.

We are gonna go sailing.

Start putting everything away.

Mm-hmm.

I think we should change and go.

We're getting outta here, going sailing.

Yeah, baby.

This is exactly what I said would happen.

Okay, Sydney, I'm gonna get you to steer.

We're gonna start going up on sails.

Okay, we're gonna go up on the mizzen first, and then the main.

That should be locked-off going up.

Going up.

Ugh.

-And that's good.

Okay, that'll sort itself. Let's get straight on the main.

This area's got a lot of katabatic winds,

where you get winds coming over hills,

and it accelerates in a certain zone.

Hold it, the mandrill's turning a lot faster than the halyard.

Hang on, I'm gonna take up the slack.

And you can start turning to starboard as soon as we're up.

-We're gonna bear away this way. -Okay.

Which is great, because I wanna give these guys a lively sail.

Okay, I'm gonna come out on the genoa a little bit.

Keep pulling on that lazy sheet while I come out.

Yeah, copy.

It's gonna help our turn.

That's good, I'll give her a little burst.

So pretty.

Okay, that's engine off.

And we're sailing!

Super cool.

Big heel right now, big heel right now.

We're ready.

We're sailing!

Whee!

What the [bleep]?

Whee!

Now we're talkin'.

Nice!

This is like rich pirates.

Hey, buddy.

What's up, man?

Are you still awake? You are.

-Yeah. -I have a quick question.

Yeah.

Did you rinse down the boat last night?

I only got from the fly bridge to the main aft.

I didn't do the bow, which if that's what you wanted me to...

-Ooh... -Which is...

Sorry about that. Whoopsie.

If that's what you wanted me to do, I can do.

Mm-hmm.

But no, I was not able to rinse down the deck on the bow.

Did you do the stainless on the bow, the stanchions?

No, I was not able to do that.

Okay.

hell.

Yeah, well, I don't appreciate you ----ing waking me up.

Like, I'm sleeping. off.

Oh, come on.

What was that about?

Apparently I was supposed to rinse

and wet-polish the whole deck.

I'm gonna start coming down.

Okay, good.

-Thank you very much. -Hi, there you go.

Appreciate it.

Oh, guys, there's dolphins off our port bow.

-Oh, yeah, look, look, look. -Right there, you see them?

-Oh, yeah! -Look, they're right there.

Yay!

Oh, right there, look how big they are!

Oh, that's cool.

Where'd they go? Did I scare 'em?

And you can go down to laundry.

Sure.

Okay, Colin, we're in 45 meters. You can let it go.

Copy that, dropping now.

-I... -Anything for you?

...am great, thank you so much.

You're very welcome.

That's five shots, Glenn.

Okay. I'm pretty sure we got a good bite.

We'll shut her down.

New spot, cool. How far did we go?

-Four miles. -Four miles, yeah.

When we take things out of the dryer, just try and fold them.

Like, the T-shirts,

just fold them in half and just pull them down.

Mm-hmm.

And the bedsheets and everything,

just so it looks nice and it's not like a pile.

-Yeah. -That's it.

Sweet.

Let that go, let that go.

Yeah, that's the one.

Where's Alex? Do we have a snorkel?

-Are you gonna paddleboard out? -Yeah, and then snorkel.

I've never snorkeled.

Well, you know how to breathe?

Yeah.

There you go.

All right, this is perfect wind for this.

Dude, if I was a guest on board this boat,

I would be getting out all the toys.

Sailing dinghies... we got 'em.

Seabob... we got those.

Efoil... got that too.

We got all the toys.

Yay!

-I think we're good. -I want to go swim.

Deck crew, deck crew, guests want to go swimming.

Copy.

Should we go and get changed into swims?

Yeah, let's do it.

Okay, lovely.

What can I get you?

Just have one of those beers.

All right, you're off!

-How are you? -Good.

Rock and roll!

Jean-Luc, make sure to keep an eye on the guests

while on the paddleboards, please.

-Yeah. -Thanks.

Okay, cool.

-Question. -Yes.

-This one. -Oh!

Oh, that's right, is that tonight?

Yeah, oh, I'm excited to see you guys' getups.

Oh, yeah?

Nope! Single as can be.

Where are you guys based out of?

We live in California.

Okay, there's jobs over on the West Coast, so...

I bet.

There's jobs over there, yeah, yeah, yeah.

How's everything going with the girls?

-Good, yeah. -Happy?

Yeah, really happy.

-Dani's really strong. -Is she, yeah?

Yeah, so it's kinda good,

because Dani can kinda take Alli...

Yeah.

And I can kinda just be with the guests.

Do your own thing really, yeah.

Yeah, what about you?

Yeah, I guess good one, strong one,

thinks they're strong.

And I mean, you've got seven hours, and not to do it...

I mean, do you think it's the lack...

like, it could be the lack of sleep as well,

because he's saying he's not sleeping.

He can't sleep in the bed, it's too small.

Oh, really? Oh, okay.

He genuinely hasn't slept for days.

Where are Alex and Greg?

Yeah, they've been gone for a while, huh, on the paddleboards?

It's so hard to say about those...

About those two?

I told you I don't trust those little sh--s.

Oh, no.

Where the did these guests go?

Where the hell are they?

Are they all right?

I can't really see them at the moment.

Let me have a look.

I hop in the tender and go see.

Yeah, jump in and go have a look.

Yeah, I think that's a...

What's wrong? What happened?

Is everything okay?

The fact that I can't see them is worrisome.

Jean-Luc, could you hear me?

Greg!

-They're looking for Greg. -He's not answering.

Greggie!

Greg!

This season on "Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...

We're meant to be offering five-star service,

and there are things that we can do better.

I think we can take it up a notch.

Oh, my God!

-Oh! -This is embarrassing!

Here's to being out of quarantine.

-Yes! -Yes!

What have you got condoms for?

We haven't used a condom in what, five years.

Because we're all cooped up on the boat,

everyone's in party mode.

This is gonna get crazy.

I'm just horny and just trying to have some sex right now.

Let's go, Alli.

Bitch, come and lick my vagina!

Oh me!

We have picked up an anchor chain on starboard.

That does not look pretty at all.

Who do you think you're gonna argue with?

Daisy.

My only constructive criticism

is try to keep the portions smaller.

It's not my ----ing fault.

You and he hooked up, you should be angry at him, not me.

I have no ----ing tears for either of you.

How soon is that food ready?

Oh, my God, they're coming!

I told you that I like you.

This is my moment to get angry.

-You deserve this. -Alli!

Slow down, slow down!

Ahead! Ahead!

Sh--.

me, Goddamn it!

Ha-ha!