Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:19,944
[Jet's "Cold Hard Bitch"
playing]
2
00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:23,820
Got to leave town
got another appointment
3
00:00:27,260 --> 00:00:30,457
Spent all my rent
girl you know enjoyed it
4
00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:32,361
Yeah
5
00:00:34,567 --> 00:00:38,128
Ain't going to hang around
till there's nobody dancing
6
00:00:38,204 --> 00:00:39,364
I don't want to hold hands
7
00:00:39,439 --> 00:00:41,498
And talk about
our little plans
8
00:00:41,574 --> 00:00:43,439
All right
9
00:00:45,412 --> 00:00:49,348
cold hard bitch
just a kiss on the lips
10
00:00:49,416 --> 00:00:53,011
And was on my knees
I'm waiting give me
11
00:00:53,086 --> 00:00:54,644
cold hard bitch...
12
00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:56,154
[Dirtmits's "Get On"]
13
00:00:56,222 --> 00:00:59,350
...You're stuck here in the middle
and you got it
14
00:01:01,861 --> 00:01:03,385
Stuck in the middle
15
00:01:03,463 --> 00:01:05,431
You're stuck here
in the middle
16
00:01:05,498 --> 00:01:07,227
And you got it
17
00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:12,203
Yeah
18
00:01:12,272 --> 00:01:14,433
Yeah yeah
19
00:01:14,507 --> 00:01:16,338
I'm an adult now. Whoo!
20
00:01:16,409 --> 00:01:18,900
Deep throat.
Deep throat. Let's go!
21
00:01:21,481 --> 00:01:23,312
Whoo!
22
00:01:23,383 --> 00:01:24,748
Whoo-hoo. Yeah!
23
00:01:24,818 --> 00:01:26,979
Ahh.
24
00:01:27,053 --> 00:01:30,420
I'm going to college! Whoo!
25
00:01:30,490 --> 00:01:31,548
Evening, fellas.
26
00:01:31,624 --> 00:01:33,114
Nick! Buddy, let's go.
27
00:01:33,193 --> 00:01:35,058
Hey, hey, hey.
Come on.
28
00:01:35,128 --> 00:01:37,028
Guys, I can't. Told you, I can't.
29
00:01:39,165 --> 00:01:42,657
Chug-a-lug! Chug-a-lug!
30
00:01:42,735 --> 00:01:43,633
Put me down!
31
00:01:45,338 --> 00:01:46,771
Oh, man, it's in my nose!
32
00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,398
You whacking
with condoms now?
33
00:01:48,475 --> 00:01:50,306
Dude, you're
supposed to use them,
34
00:01:50,376 --> 00:01:52,867
not collect them all.
They're not hockey cards.
35
00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:54,311
Unless...
36
00:01:54,380 --> 00:01:56,712
Shut up, man.
37
00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:59,877
Dude, you are tapping ass tonight.
Yeah!
38
00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:03,719
Wait. No, no. Not looking like that,
You're not. You'll be fine.
39
00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:05,417
Just remember -
it's like porn.
40
00:02:05,492 --> 00:02:07,119
You got four positions,
three minutes each,
41
00:02:07,193 --> 00:02:08,319
then go forthe face.
42
00:02:08,394 --> 00:02:10,555
- No, not the face.
- Yeah, the face, man.
43
00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:11,961
Monkeys been doing it
for decades.
44
00:02:12,031 --> 00:02:13,555
Plus chicks like it.
It's an exfoliant.
45
00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:15,726
See you guys around.
Wish me luck.
46
00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:16,734
Good luck, Nick.
47
00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:18,862
Hey, keep the wrapper.
48
00:02:18,938 --> 00:02:20,200
What?
49
00:02:20,273 --> 00:02:23,071
You know, like, as a memento
or souvenir or something.
50
00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,906
Put it in a book or...
51
00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:27,071
What?
I'll be over here.
52
00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:32,517
Now, it's just a feeling,
53
00:02:32,585 --> 00:02:34,678
and it's hard...
54
00:02:34,754 --> 00:02:37,587
to know why, but...
55
00:02:37,657 --> 00:02:40,023
I think you've got
56
00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:43,426
exactly what I'm looking for,
57
00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:46,863
and I could use you
just as soon as possible.
58
00:02:46,933 --> 00:02:48,366
Thanks, Mr. Swackhammer.
59
00:02:48,434 --> 00:02:50,026
I'll call you first thing
in the morning.
60
00:02:50,103 --> 00:02:51,764
- Yeah, you do that.
- Trish!
61
00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:53,328
Nick, hey.
62
00:02:54,374 --> 00:02:55,864
There you are.
63
00:02:55,942 --> 00:02:57,034
Um, this is...
[cell phone rings]
64
00:02:57,110 --> 00:02:59,203
Please hold.
Go forthe Hammer.
65
00:03:01,114 --> 00:03:02,638
No way.
66
00:03:02,715 --> 00:03:03,977
I've been
looking foryou.
67
00:03:04,050 --> 00:03:05,517
Are you drunk?
68
00:03:05,585 --> 00:03:07,348
Nick, we had a deal.
69
00:03:07,420 --> 00:03:09,183
Some guy
just spilled beer on me.
70
00:03:09,255 --> 00:03:12,713
I'm serious.
Trish, come on.
71
00:03:12,792 --> 00:03:15,852
It's the last day of high school.
You don't want to leave a virgin
72
00:03:15,929 --> 00:03:17,624
any more than I do.
73
00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:21,728
All right, Nick.
You've earned it.
74
00:03:21,801 --> 00:03:23,291
We both have.
75
00:03:25,538 --> 00:03:26,971
Follow me.
76
00:03:29,008 --> 00:03:31,135
Oh, no. Oh, no.
77
00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:34,237
Yeah
78
00:03:44,357 --> 00:03:46,154
Make some noise!
79
00:03:48,328 --> 00:03:51,786
[Grunting and moaning]
80
00:03:51,864 --> 00:03:53,798
[Kyprios's "Sex" playing]
81
00:03:53,866 --> 00:03:55,891
[Laughing]
82
00:03:59,172 --> 00:04:00,799
Wow!
83
00:04:00,873 --> 00:04:03,171
- Was that all right?
- Are you kidding?
84
00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:05,643
That was the best
two and half minutes of my life.
85
00:04:05,712 --> 00:04:07,236
Really?
86
00:04:07,313 --> 00:04:08,712
Oh, wow.
87
00:04:08,781 --> 00:04:11,841
Can't believe
we waited so long to do this.
88
00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:13,579
I've got to make up
for lost time.
89
00:04:13,653 --> 00:04:15,484
We're going to have to do this
a lot.
90
00:04:15,555 --> 00:04:18,547
Okay.
91
00:04:18,625 --> 00:04:19,649
Thattaboy. Thattaboy.
92
00:04:19,726 --> 00:04:22,126
Yeah.
93
00:04:22,195 --> 00:04:24,356
Oh, shit.
94
00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:27,126
No. Oh, crap.
95
00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:28,360
Whoo!
96
00:04:31,738 --> 00:04:33,535
Yourfriends
are a bunch of idiots.
97
00:04:33,606 --> 00:04:34,538
Hey, buddy,
98
00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:36,905
something's wrong
with this picture.
99
00:04:36,976 --> 00:04:38,568
Yeah, Nick's having sex
and we're not.
100
00:04:38,645 --> 00:04:40,476
Come on. Operation Poontang!
101
00:04:40,546 --> 00:04:41,877
[Laughs]
102
00:04:45,818 --> 00:04:48,844
Right now
know you're thinking of me
103
00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:50,146
Sex
104
00:04:50,223 --> 00:04:53,681
I'm anywhere
that you want me to be
105
00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:55,125
Sex
106
00:04:55,194 --> 00:04:58,186
And want you to
think that I'm love
107
00:04:59,832 --> 00:05:01,663
On your left, son.
108
00:05:04,837 --> 00:05:06,065
What's this for?
109
00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:07,504
Whoo.
110
00:05:07,573 --> 00:05:10,167
It's a piercing chair.
111
00:05:10,243 --> 00:05:11,301
Oh, god.
112
00:05:11,377 --> 00:05:12,844
You guys are
doing piercings now?
113
00:05:12,912 --> 00:05:14,641
Yeah, we're diversifying.
114
00:05:14,714 --> 00:05:17,308
Look. They call it the javelin.
115
00:05:17,383 --> 00:05:19,112
You want one
on the house?
116
00:05:19,185 --> 00:05:21,050
Drink up.
Yin yang huo.
117
00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:23,315
Horny goat weed.
118
00:05:23,389 --> 00:05:24,583
After a rough night of sex,
119
00:05:24,657 --> 00:05:26,215
it's just the thing.
120
00:05:26,292 --> 00:05:27,350
Excuse me?
121
00:05:27,427 --> 00:05:29,895
Oh, don't be coy, Nick.
Everybody knows.
122
00:05:29,962 --> 00:05:32,055
Our little boy
finally lost his virginity.
123
00:05:32,131 --> 00:05:35,157
Such a shame it was
with the spawn of Lucifer.
124
00:05:35,234 --> 00:05:36,826
What?
125
00:05:36,903 --> 00:05:37,995
Who?
126
00:05:38,071 --> 00:05:40,005
Oh, speak of the devil.
127
00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:41,768
Hey, Nick.
128
00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:43,206
Trish.
129
00:05:44,477 --> 00:05:47,207
Jerry, Toni.
130
00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:49,009
I was wondering where you went.
131
00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:51,573
Had tae-kwon-do class
this morning.
132
00:05:51,651 --> 00:05:53,516
Ah!
133
00:05:53,586 --> 00:05:55,315
That's right.
134
00:05:55,388 --> 00:05:56,446
Yeah, get up...
135
00:05:56,522 --> 00:05:57,887
[Both]: Before noon.
136
00:05:57,957 --> 00:05:59,925
Yourfolks should try it
sometime.
137
00:05:59,992 --> 00:06:00,890
Yeah.
138
00:06:05,465 --> 00:06:07,558
Look, I had
a really good time
139
00:06:07,633 --> 00:06:09,294
last night.
140
00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:11,803
Oh, god, so did I.
141
00:06:11,871 --> 00:06:13,634
Oh, hey, you look great today.
142
00:06:13,706 --> 00:06:15,606
Thank you.
143
00:06:15,675 --> 00:06:17,643
What's with the bags?
144
00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:22,238
Actually, that's what I want
to talk to you about.
145
00:06:24,717 --> 00:06:27,208
I won't live on this island
forever, Nick.
146
00:06:27,286 --> 00:06:29,220
My major's in communications.
147
00:06:29,288 --> 00:06:30,448
This is good for me.
148
00:06:30,523 --> 00:06:31,820
The whole summer?
149
00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:33,586
I mean, Trish, what about us?
150
00:06:33,659 --> 00:06:35,854
What about our plans?
151
00:06:35,928 --> 00:06:38,863
Nick, thousands of girls
apply forthis thing.
152
00:06:38,931 --> 00:06:41,058
He said I'm his first choice.
153
00:06:41,134 --> 00:06:42,101
You met this guy
yesterday.
154
00:06:42,168 --> 00:06:43,499
Hey, Trish.
155
00:06:43,569 --> 00:06:46,732
It's go time, kid.
Your Eager Beaver awaits.
156
00:06:46,806 --> 00:06:48,171
Back off, Swackhammer,
we're having a moment.
157
00:06:50,143 --> 00:06:52,168
Look, my resume
could use experience.
158
00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:55,737
If you cared for me,
you'll tell me to go.
159
00:06:58,518 --> 00:07:00,952
Okay.
160
00:07:01,020 --> 00:07:03,113
We're going to stay faithful,
right?
161
00:07:04,824 --> 00:07:05,950
I'll try.
162
00:07:06,025 --> 00:07:07,117
You'll try?
163
00:07:07,193 --> 00:07:08,922
Come on, Nick.
164
00:07:08,995 --> 00:07:10,622
It's not like we're engaged.
165
00:07:11,731 --> 00:07:14,700
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
166
00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:17,293
Um...
167
00:07:17,370 --> 00:07:18,928
[propeller whirring]
168
00:07:19,005 --> 00:07:20,336
Yo, Trish, let's go!
169
00:07:20,406 --> 00:07:21,464
Be smart.
170
00:07:23,042 --> 00:07:27,775
You don't want to end up
like your parents.
171
00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:32,110
[Gob's "Break" playing]
172
00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:51,600
Whoo!
173
00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:56,340
Well you play it
cool and swell
174
00:07:56,409 --> 00:08:00,971
But I've been through
all hell
175
00:08:01,047 --> 00:08:03,572
Plan to make a break
think then forget about it
176
00:08:03,649 --> 00:08:06,117
Better if it blinks out
177
00:08:06,185 --> 00:08:11,589
I'm not getting through
at all
178
00:08:11,657 --> 00:08:14,057
I don't wanna pray
I don't wanna pray
179
00:08:14,126 --> 00:08:15,286
I don't wanna pray
180
00:08:15,361 --> 00:08:17,420
I just wanna get on...
181
00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:19,226
Aah!
182
00:08:19,298 --> 00:08:21,459
What the hell
are you doing?
183
00:08:21,534 --> 00:08:24,560
Sending some e-mail photos
to Trish
184
00:08:24,637 --> 00:08:26,832
in case she gets homesick.
185
00:08:26,906 --> 00:08:29,966
She's been gone for weeks, pal.
Get over it.
186
00:08:30,042 --> 00:08:32,510
Come on, you see
those waves out there?
187
00:08:32,578 --> 00:08:34,068
They're gorgeous.
188
00:08:34,146 --> 00:08:36,944
I've been surfing with a hard-on
all morning.
189
00:08:37,016 --> 00:08:38,745
Come on. You want in?
190
00:08:38,818 --> 00:08:40,513
Tyler, in all the years
you've known me,
191
00:08:40,586 --> 00:08:42,850
have I ever gone surfing?
192
00:08:42,922 --> 00:08:44,787
Oh, Nick, look at you.
193
00:08:44,857 --> 00:08:46,757
You call this a life?
194
00:08:46,826 --> 00:08:48,088
It's about
taking chances, man.
195
00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:50,128
Kicking ass.
196
00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:51,857
Look at Dime out there.
197
00:08:51,931 --> 00:08:55,264
He's a total feeb,
and he risks dying
198
00:08:55,334 --> 00:08:56,824
every time
he goes out there,
199
00:08:56,903 --> 00:08:59,371
yet he keeps doing it.
Do you know why?
200
00:08:59,438 --> 00:09:02,066
Uh, yeah, what is it?
201
00:09:02,141 --> 00:09:03,870
Carpe Diem.
Seize the day?
202
00:09:03,943 --> 00:09:05,467
Got it.
203
00:09:08,114 --> 00:09:09,411
I don't think you do.
204
00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:14,852
Excuse me?
205
00:09:14,921 --> 00:09:17,355
Can you give me
a hand here?
206
00:09:17,423 --> 00:09:19,789
I'm having trouble
with my straps.
207
00:09:19,859 --> 00:09:21,918
Uh... yeah.
208
00:09:21,994 --> 00:09:23,552
Sure.
209
00:09:25,531 --> 00:09:26,793
Come on in.
210
00:09:29,101 --> 00:09:30,864
You know, I'm not really good
with knots,
211
00:09:30,937 --> 00:09:32,928
but I can tell...
212
00:09:33,005 --> 00:09:35,030
you've got really great hands.
213
00:09:35,107 --> 00:09:36,301
Thanks.
214
00:09:36,375 --> 00:09:38,866
I bet you're really good
with them.
215
00:09:38,945 --> 00:09:42,506
Yeah, I bet you are.
216
00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:43,879
You know... I'm, uh...
217
00:09:43,950 --> 00:09:44,882
I'm seeing someone,
218
00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:46,885
so I'm a little
emotionally unavailable.
219
00:09:46,953 --> 00:09:49,319
That's okay. We'll just leave
our emotions out of it.
220
00:09:49,388 --> 00:09:51,049
Really, I'm flattered,
thank you, but...
221
00:09:51,123 --> 00:09:52,954
Oh, come on.
222
00:09:53,025 --> 00:09:56,586
I mean, they said you'd be tough,
but I am half-naked here.
223
00:09:56,662 --> 00:09:59,631
They? Who's they?
224
00:09:59,699 --> 00:10:01,189
Um...
225
00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:03,326
- Hi, honey.
- Hey, bud.
226
00:10:03,402 --> 00:10:05,734
We're just trying to,
you know, cheeryou up a little bit,
227
00:10:05,805 --> 00:10:07,329
get your mind off Trish.
228
00:10:07,406 --> 00:10:09,874
Oh, and she gave us
a terrific rate.
229
00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:11,341
Yeah, well...
230
00:10:11,410 --> 00:10:13,207
You guys got me a hooker?
231
00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:14,211
Oh, no, no.
232
00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:15,838
I'm a massage therapist.
233
00:10:15,915 --> 00:10:18,884
But for an extra 50,
I can, you know...
234
00:10:18,951 --> 00:10:21,442
No. I have a girlfriend!
And she's beautiful,
235
00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:22,953
and smart,
and going somewhere.
236
00:10:23,022 --> 00:10:25,422
And afterthese
Much Music Awards are over,
237
00:10:25,491 --> 00:10:27,686
she's going to come back here...
- Whoa.
238
00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:29,694
The Much Music Video Awards?
- Yeah.
239
00:10:29,762 --> 00:10:30,729
Let me guess.
240
00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:33,959
Internship
with Lenny Swackhammer?
241
00:10:34,033 --> 00:10:35,557
You know him?
242
00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:38,536
Oh, I know him all right.
All nine inches, in fact.
243
00:10:38,604 --> 00:10:41,835
I had your girlfriend's job
last year. That Swackhammer,
244
00:10:41,907 --> 00:10:45,866
he made those awards
one hell of a night.
245
00:10:45,945 --> 00:10:48,004
Whoo!
246
00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:49,047
Wait. Wait.
247
00:10:49,115 --> 00:10:50,412
What are you talking about?
248
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,075
Well, I don't remember much,
249
00:10:52,151 --> 00:10:55,587
but I do recall me and Swacky
in a Nickelback sandwich.
250
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:58,180
The Swackhammer intern deluxe.
251
00:10:58,257 --> 00:11:00,157
Apparently, it's a tradition.
252
00:11:00,226 --> 00:11:01,887
Want a demonstration?
253
00:11:01,961 --> 00:11:04,589
No, actually,
I've got to go.
254
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,097
Can I keep this?
255
00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:08,725
Oh, yeah.
Sure, babe, sure.
256
00:11:08,801 --> 00:11:10,894
Oh, hey, you want
a free nipple ring?
257
00:11:10,970 --> 00:11:12,699
Yeah!
258
00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:22,813
[Horn honks]
259
00:11:22,882 --> 00:11:23,871
Nick!
260
00:11:23,949 --> 00:11:26,179
Free booze.
Get your ass out here!
261
00:11:26,252 --> 00:11:29,517
Dude, a beertruck just
jackknifed on the highway.
262
00:11:29,588 --> 00:11:32,921
A river of pale ale on the numberfour.
Let's go check it out.
263
00:11:32,992 --> 00:11:35,085
Sorry, guys.
I got to sit this one out.
264
00:11:35,161 --> 00:11:37,425
I've got some packing to do.
One-way ticket to Toronto.
265
00:11:37,496 --> 00:11:39,123
Flight leaves in the morning.
266
00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:40,460
You're flying out to see Trish?
267
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:43,229
Why?
The girl has a full-time job.
268
00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:44,394
She doesn't have time...
269
00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:46,199
I'm going to ask her
to marry me.
270
00:11:46,272 --> 00:11:48,934
It looks real, doesn't it?
271
00:11:49,008 --> 00:11:51,067
It cost me 10 bucks.
272
00:11:51,143 --> 00:11:52,303
Hopefully it'll tide her over
273
00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:54,938
till I can get her
something better, but...
274
00:11:55,014 --> 00:11:56,311
What?
275
00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:58,111
You guys think she's going
to know it's fake?
276
00:11:58,184 --> 00:12:01,483
Have you lost yourfucking mind?
277
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:02,782
Dude, I'm just taking your advice.
278
00:12:02,855 --> 00:12:04,755
You see something you want,
you go for it.
279
00:12:04,824 --> 00:12:07,759
I meant get drunk, get laid,
go skydiving,
280
00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:10,819
not throw your life away.
281
00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:11,828
Fag.
282
00:12:11,897 --> 00:12:13,330
[Revs engine]
283
00:12:15,534 --> 00:12:18,094
Congratulations.
284
00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:26,578
Hey, hey, hey.
285
00:12:26,645 --> 00:12:28,237
Who wants brownies?
286
00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:29,338
Not right now, thanks.
287
00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:31,349
Oh, yeah.
Oh, and listen, son,
288
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:32,349
we're, uh...
289
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,511
Sorry about that whole
whore thing.
290
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,714
I thought she was
a massage therapist.
291
00:12:36,789 --> 00:12:37,915
Honey...
292
00:12:37,990 --> 00:12:39,787
We just want to make sure
you're doing this
293
00:12:39,859 --> 00:12:41,258
because you love Trish,
294
00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:43,352
not because
she finally popped your cherry.
295
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:45,488
Stop saying that.
296
00:12:45,564 --> 00:12:46,929
Guys, I love her.
297
00:12:46,999 --> 00:12:48,933
Okay? I really do.
298
00:12:49,001 --> 00:12:50,468
Fine, fine, fine.
Have a brownie.
299
00:12:50,536 --> 00:12:51,935
[Wind chimes clatter]
300
00:12:52,004 --> 00:12:54,302
Uh, I'll get it.
301
00:12:58,310 --> 00:12:59,868
Congrats on the wedding.
Let's drink.
302
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:01,105
I thought you didn't approve.
303
00:13:01,180 --> 00:13:02,442
I don't.
304
00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:04,881
But I can't send my dawg
off to the slaughter
305
00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:06,508
without a properfarewell.
306
00:13:06,585 --> 00:13:08,780
I appreciate it, guys,
but I got an early flight.
307
00:13:08,854 --> 00:13:11,448
Muffin.
308
00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:14,118
Okay, two beers, max.
309
00:13:26,338 --> 00:13:27,305
Shit!
310
00:13:31,710 --> 00:13:34,008
My plane. My plane.
311
00:13:39,118 --> 00:13:41,279
Good morning, sunshine.
312
00:13:42,188 --> 00:13:44,156
Dude, will you cut
that out, please?
313
00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:47,851
What the hell's going on?
My flight.
314
00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:50,361
Relax, Sparky.
We'll get you to Toronto.
315
00:13:50,429 --> 00:13:52,829
Oh, thank god.
316
00:13:52,898 --> 00:13:54,160
I thought I slept in.
317
00:13:54,233 --> 00:13:55,825
Oh, you did.
318
00:13:55,901 --> 00:13:58,199
What? How?
I had, like, two beers.
319
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:02,006
Mom.
320
00:14:02,074 --> 00:14:03,735
Dude, your mom's
pot brownies are killer.
321
00:14:03,809 --> 00:14:06,107
You're going to have to totally
hook me up with that recipe.
322
00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:07,702
Please, would you
cut that out?
323
00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:09,839
Just take me to the airport.
I'll fly standby.
324
00:14:09,915 --> 00:14:11,314
Back off, man.
325
00:14:11,383 --> 00:14:14,216
We'll get you to T-dot.
326
00:14:14,286 --> 00:14:15,651
Dude, the airport's
that way.
327
00:14:15,721 --> 00:14:16,983
Yeah, I know that.
328
00:14:17,056 --> 00:14:18,045
We're taking the scenic route.
329
00:14:18,123 --> 00:14:19,055
Road trip, baby.
330
00:14:19,124 --> 00:14:20,716
- Tofino to Toronto.
- Whoo, surprise!
331
00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:23,853
- No. Pull overthe van.
- No can do.
332
00:14:23,929 --> 00:14:26,454
Schedule's pretty tight, Nick.
The awards are less than six days...
333
00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:27,692
Pull overthe fucking van.
334
00:14:27,766 --> 00:14:29,290
[Tires squealing]
335
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:35,730
Why didn't my parents
stop you?
336
00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:38,106
Well, they were still passed out
when we left, man.
337
00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:41,203
Nick, I don't know
what you're so upset about.
338
00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,680
You owe us this.
- I owe you?
339
00:14:43,749 --> 00:14:46,718
Call it what you will.
340
00:14:46,785 --> 00:14:49,049
A rite of passage,
a final send-off...
341
00:14:49,121 --> 00:14:50,349
Atravelling bachelor party.
342
00:14:50,422 --> 00:14:52,652
- Good one.
- Thank you very much.
343
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,784
Okay, Nick, I've never been
to Banff before, okay,
344
00:14:54,860 --> 00:14:58,728
and I hear Prairie girls
taste like corn.
345
00:14:58,797 --> 00:15:01,288
What? You like corn.
346
00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:04,734
As long as we get laid
and you're in Toronto by Sunday.
347
00:15:04,803 --> 00:15:05,929
Come on, dude, say yes.
348
00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:09,304
Say yes! Say yes!
Say yes, yes!
349
00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:10,433
Say yes! Stop it!
350
00:15:10,509 --> 00:15:12,443
Stop it! Fine, fine!
Just stop it!
351
00:15:12,511 --> 00:15:13,443
Shit!
352
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:17,045
Yahoo!
353
00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:25,847
Oh, oh!
354
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,416
Oh, oh, come on.
Look at all that room!
355
00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:30,689
Why don't you try
showing some leg...
356
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,594
or something?
- Don't even.
357
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:35,498
I'm not the one
who got us into this mess.
358
00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:36,966
Hey, you call it a mess.
359
00:15:37,036 --> 00:15:39,527
I call it ourfirst legitimate gig.
360
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:43,006
Singing telegrams
is not a legitimate gig.
361
00:15:43,075 --> 00:15:44,167
Yes, it is.
362
00:15:44,243 --> 00:15:45,210
It's just...
363
00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:46,869
What?
364
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,779
If I wanted a bullshit job,
I would've stayed on the rock.
365
00:15:49,848 --> 00:15:51,611
Shut up.
366
00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:53,709
Okay, we got to get
somebody here.
367
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,344
- I know.
- Come on.
368
00:15:55,421 --> 00:15:56,479
Oh, Winnie!
369
00:15:56,555 --> 00:15:57,715
Oh, god.
370
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,223
Show leg, leg, leg.
371
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:00,724
I'm showing.
I'm showing.
372
00:16:02,728 --> 00:16:05,492
Well, hello there.
373
00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:09,629
[Sexy funk playing]
374
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:11,727
Oh, Johnny Leather,
375
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:15,262
we got lost
on our way to the beach.
376
00:16:15,341 --> 00:16:17,332
Thank goodness
you picked us up.
377
00:16:17,409 --> 00:16:18,899
How can we
ever repay you, huh?
378
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,538
How about you work my stick
while I drive?
379
00:16:21,613 --> 00:16:22,637
Well, sure,
380
00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:24,512
if you promise
to pop my clutch.
381
00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:28,041
Oh, mine too.
382
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,246
Whoo!
383
00:16:32,624 --> 00:16:34,285
Oh, ho, ho, ho.
384
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:37,022
Bowm bowm chicky-chicky
bowm bow bowm
385
00:16:40,432 --> 00:16:41,694
- Yes!
- Go, go!
386
00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:42,699
Okay. Um...
387
00:16:42,768 --> 00:16:45,259
- No, no. We're not stopping.
- Why the hell not, dude?
388
00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:47,430
This is a motor home, not a Pinto.
Share the wealth.
389
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:50,031
Dude, it's my car,
and I make the rules.
390
00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:51,872
This is a road trip.
There are no rules.
391
00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:53,468
Get off me!
392
00:16:54,146 --> 00:16:55,545
The last thing we need
393
00:16:55,614 --> 00:16:57,548
are a couple of hapless trannies
slowing us down.
394
00:16:57,616 --> 00:16:59,106
Look, guys, come on.
395
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:01,209
They're girls.
They're needy.
396
00:17:01,286 --> 00:17:02,878
We'll have to stop
every 10 miles,
397
00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:06,049
so they can piddle
or change their pads.
398
00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:09,288
Well, I for one could always find time
forthe sanctity of female hygiene.
399
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:11,056
I back that up, brother.
400
00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:16,862
Hey, girls, need a lift?
401
00:17:16,935 --> 00:17:19,267
Hi, my name's Dime.
402
00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:24,035
Old Nick here's thinking
law school, U of T,
403
00:17:24,109 --> 00:17:26,634
so he's taking the campus tour.
404
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,270
And me and Dime,
we're the entourage,
405
00:17:28,347 --> 00:17:30,315
the "comic relief," if you will.
406
00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:32,247
So what's the deal
with you two?
407
00:17:32,317 --> 00:17:33,545
Spill it.
408
00:17:33,619 --> 00:17:35,985
Oh, you know, just a, uh...
409
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:40,287
couple of hapless trannies
trying to find our way home.
410
00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:41,656
I hearyou, sister.
411
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,888
Hey, hey, food stand,
two klicks.
412
00:17:43,962 --> 00:17:44,894
Can we stop?
413
00:17:44,963 --> 00:17:46,658
Well, yeah,
I can always use a piddle.
414
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:49,030
Fancy that.
I got to change my pad.
415
00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:01,174
Ooh, what a gentleman.
416
00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:02,611
[Laughs]
417
00:18:05,784 --> 00:18:08,412
Hey, dude, what's up
with all this law bullshit?
418
00:18:08,487 --> 00:18:12,355
It's your plan, isn't it?
U of T?
419
00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:13,857
Yeah, eventually, but...
420
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:17,657
Besides, it's a whole lot better
than that stupid marriage idea.
421
00:18:17,729 --> 00:18:19,196
And do us a favour.
422
00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:20,458
Keep that to yourself.
423
00:18:20,532 --> 00:18:24,969
You know, you wouldn't want
to scare off the talent.
424
00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:27,767
Huh?
425
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,239
That one looks naughty.
426
00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:32,334
She's buying a popsicle.
427
00:18:32,411 --> 00:18:34,743
You know what that means.
428
00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:43,644
We're both going to kill you,
if that's what you're wondering.
429
00:18:43,722 --> 00:18:46,782
I was, as a matter of fact.
430
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:47,951
Look, I think we got off
431
00:18:48,026 --> 00:18:49,015
on the wrong foot.
432
00:18:49,094 --> 00:18:50,459
Um...
433
00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:54,056
Sasha, Newfoundland,
struggling musician.
434
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,033
Excuse me?
435
00:18:56,101 --> 00:18:57,033
That's my name,
436
00:18:57,102 --> 00:18:58,399
where I'm from, what I do.
437
00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:01,200
Thought I'd save you the time.
438
00:19:01,273 --> 00:19:02,672
That's awfully kind of you.
439
00:19:02,741 --> 00:19:06,233
You strike me as a guy who doesn't
have time for such trivialities.
440
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:08,370
Why'd you come over here
in the first place?
441
00:19:09,381 --> 00:19:10,746
Look, ljust...
442
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:14,582
I don't mean to be rude,
but I have a girlfriend, so...
443
00:19:24,429 --> 00:19:26,590
See, I knew it.
444
00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:28,724
Look at that shit.
445
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:33,362
[Perry Como's
"Papa Loves Mambo" playing]
446
00:19:33,438 --> 00:19:35,429
Ooh
447
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,406
Ooh
448
00:19:40,479 --> 00:19:43,243
Papa loves mambo
449
00:19:43,448 --> 00:19:46,781
Mama loves mambo
450
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:49,013
Look at them sway
with getting so gay with it
451
00:19:49,087 --> 00:19:50,714
Shouting "Ole" with it
wow
452
00:19:50,789 --> 00:19:51,847
Ooh
453
00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:53,391
Papa loves mambo
454
00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:54,390
Papa loves mambo
455
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,421
Mama loves mambo
456
00:19:56,762 --> 00:19:58,855
Mama loves mambo
457
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:01,764
Papa does great with it
swings like a gate with it
458
00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:04,165
Evens his weight with it now
He goes to
459
00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:06,731
She goes fro
460
00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:10,131
He goes fast
461
00:20:12,277 --> 00:20:13,767
She goes slow
462
00:20:13,845 --> 00:20:16,075
He goes left
463
00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:18,912
She goes right
464
00:20:18,984 --> 00:20:21,214
Papa's looking for mama
465
00:20:21,286 --> 00:20:25,279
But mama is
nowhere in sight
466
00:20:25,357 --> 00:20:26,346
Ooh
467
00:20:26,425 --> 00:20:28,985
Papa loves mambo
468
00:20:29,294 --> 00:20:31,956
Mama loves mambo
469
00:20:32,030 --> 00:20:34,863
Having a fling again
younger than spring again
470
00:20:34,933 --> 00:20:37,731
Feeling that zing again
wow
471
00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:39,202
Papa loves mambo
472
00:20:39,271 --> 00:20:40,238
Psst.
473
00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:42,663
Mama loves mambo
474
00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:44,372
Mama loves mambo
475
00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:47,003
Don't play the rumba
and don't play the samba
476
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,774
Because papa loves mambo
tonight
477
00:20:48,847 --> 00:20:50,212
Ooh
478
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,407
Ooh
479
00:20:57,122 --> 00:20:59,920
Can I offeryou
some carrot cake, Emile?
480
00:21:02,728 --> 00:21:03,956
Sugar's forthe weak.
481
00:21:04,029 --> 00:21:07,362
Right on.
482
00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:08,694
So, um...
483
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:11,634
Jerry tells me you were
in the Special Forces.
484
00:21:11,703 --> 00:21:13,603
Not since the court martial.
485
00:21:13,672 --> 00:21:16,641
You were
court-martialled?
486
00:21:16,708 --> 00:21:18,005
I was told
that you had retired.
487
00:21:18,076 --> 00:21:20,010
Yeah, yeah,
but it was nothing, really.
488
00:21:20,078 --> 00:21:21,045
I mean...
489
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,946
The general's poodle...
490
00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:26,211
it bit me.
491
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,014
So I killed the bitch...
492
00:21:28,086 --> 00:21:29,781
and ate it.
493
00:21:29,855 --> 00:21:31,345
Oh, okay.
494
00:21:31,423 --> 00:21:34,790
They wanted to lock me away,
but your husband,
495
00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:37,192
he was my character witness.
496
00:21:37,262 --> 00:21:38,820
He was very good to me.
497
00:21:38,897 --> 00:21:40,592
Yeah, so that's why, you know,
498
00:21:40,666 --> 00:21:42,634
now Emile wants
to repay the favour.
499
00:21:42,701 --> 00:21:45,135
So we're going to be
his first clients
500
00:21:45,203 --> 00:21:46,192
in his new P.I. Firm.
501
00:21:46,271 --> 00:21:47,704
Right, okay.
502
00:21:47,773 --> 00:21:48,705
This woman...
503
00:21:48,774 --> 00:21:50,537
the one Nick wants to marry,
504
00:21:50,609 --> 00:21:53,009
she's no good?
- I...
505
00:21:53,078 --> 00:21:54,841
She's a conniving bitch.
506
00:21:54,913 --> 00:21:56,505
Yeah.
507
00:21:56,581 --> 00:21:59,209
And Nick doesn't see it.
He's confused, he's young,
508
00:21:59,284 --> 00:22:00,410
and he's horny.
509
00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:02,146
Which is why we think
it's better
510
00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:04,017
if he not make it to Toronto.
511
00:22:04,089 --> 00:22:06,853
So maybe he...
he loses his money,
512
00:22:06,925 --> 00:22:10,088
or his RV breaks down.
Something like that.
513
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:12,187
We-we've tried everything
we can from here,
514
00:22:12,264 --> 00:22:14,095
and now we're counting on you.
515
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:17,727
I'll find your boy.
516
00:22:17,803 --> 00:22:21,068
I'll skin him and I'll stuff him -
forfree.
517
00:22:23,608 --> 00:22:25,200
That was humour.
518
00:22:25,277 --> 00:22:26,266
Yeah.
519
00:22:26,478 --> 00:22:27,604
Yeah.
520
00:22:37,823 --> 00:22:40,257
We're pitched
awfully close to their Winnie,
521
00:22:40,325 --> 00:22:41,724
don't you think? I mean...
522
00:22:41,793 --> 00:22:43,226
So let's talk
sleeping arrangements,
523
00:22:43,295 --> 00:22:45,422
'cause I think gender separation's
a little old-fashioned.
524
00:22:45,497 --> 00:22:46,862
Yeah, sounds outdated to me.
525
00:22:46,932 --> 00:22:49,696
So are yourtactics.
526
00:22:49,768 --> 00:22:51,599
Sorry, boys.
527
00:22:51,670 --> 00:22:53,695
So how many beers we got?
528
00:22:53,772 --> 00:22:54,864
Don't know. Why?
529
00:22:54,940 --> 00:22:58,432
'Cause those girls
are gonna need a lot of booze.
530
00:22:58,510 --> 00:23:00,068
I don't know about you guys,
531
00:23:00,145 --> 00:23:02,807
but I'm pitching a tent
in my pants right now.
532
00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:04,644
Shut up.
533
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:10,847
Dude, it's turning black.
534
00:23:10,922 --> 00:23:13,550
Chicks like it black.
Haven't I taught you anything?
535
00:23:13,625 --> 00:23:16,150
Dude, they're not
going to eat that.
536
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:17,354
Pull it out.
537
00:23:17,429 --> 00:23:20,159
Hey, Tyler pulls out
when he is good and ready.
538
00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:23,565
Chicks respect that, and they always
come back for seconds.
539
00:23:23,635 --> 00:23:24,727
Dude, it's on fire.
540
00:23:24,803 --> 00:23:26,327
Just take it out.
- Dude, let go.
541
00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,339
Let go. Dude...
- Take it out.
542
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:31,001
Oh, that was smart.
543
00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:33,977
That marshmallow was a fucking
masterpiece, you jackass.
544
00:23:34,045 --> 00:23:35,672
Why don't you let
Dime cook this one?
545
00:23:35,747 --> 00:23:39,478
Because the fire's too big,
too dangerous for Dime.
546
00:23:39,551 --> 00:23:42,019
You guys just sit back,
relax, all right?
547
00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:44,112
We'll be tapping that ass
in no time.
548
00:23:44,189 --> 00:23:45,121
Oh, my god!
549
00:23:45,190 --> 00:23:46,179
Guys, fire!
550
00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:47,748
Shit!
551
00:23:47,826 --> 00:23:50,260
Jill! My god. It's spreading!
552
00:23:50,328 --> 00:23:52,922
Guys, it's spreading!
553
00:23:52,998 --> 00:23:54,431
Stand back!
554
00:23:54,499 --> 00:23:58,959
Stand back! Stand back!
555
00:24:01,173 --> 00:24:03,334
It's empty.
556
00:24:03,408 --> 00:24:04,773
Dude.
557
00:24:04,843 --> 00:24:06,538
I cannot believe you guys.
558
00:24:18,390 --> 00:24:21,086
Whisky?
559
00:24:21,159 --> 00:24:22,126
I'm driving.
560
00:24:22,194 --> 00:24:24,025
Whisky?
561
00:24:24,095 --> 00:24:25,062
I'm rolling.
562
00:24:25,964 --> 00:24:28,865
Ladies?
563
00:24:28,934 --> 00:24:30,526
Jesus Christ.
564
00:24:30,602 --> 00:24:31,933
I'm sorry. Okay?
565
00:24:32,003 --> 00:24:33,971
How many times
do you want me to say it?
566
00:24:34,039 --> 00:24:36,234
Here, I'll tell you what.
You can spank me.
567
00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:37,775
Go on, I deserve it.
568
00:24:37,843 --> 00:24:40,175
Spank me.
569
00:24:40,245 --> 00:24:42,440
Fine.
570
00:24:42,514 --> 00:24:44,072
Whatever.
571
00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:47,277
I'm going to go outside
and get some fresh air.
572
00:24:47,352 --> 00:24:50,651
[Jersey's "What a Wonderful
World" plays]
573
00:24:53,825 --> 00:24:57,056
Whoo! Yeah!
That is what I'm talking about!
574
00:24:59,364 --> 00:25:01,525
I see trees of green
575
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:04,865
Red roses too
576
00:25:04,936 --> 00:25:08,030
You like this? Come up here.
Come on!
577
00:25:08,106 --> 00:25:09,664
...From me to you
578
00:25:09,741 --> 00:25:11,902
And think to myself
579
00:25:11,977 --> 00:25:15,572
Yeah!
580
00:25:15,647 --> 00:25:21,882
What a wonderful world
581
00:25:21,953 --> 00:25:24,012
I see skies of blue
582
00:25:24,089 --> 00:25:25,181
Golden!
583
00:25:25,257 --> 00:25:28,886
And clouds of white
584
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:33,226
Bright blessed day
and the dark sacred night
585
00:25:33,298 --> 00:25:36,699
And I think to myself
586
00:25:36,768 --> 00:25:41,569
What a wonderful world
587
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,540
[laughs]
588
00:25:43,608 --> 00:25:45,235
Thanks.
589
00:25:46,077 --> 00:25:48,409
You're welcome.
590
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:51,108
[Sirens blaring]
591
00:25:51,182 --> 00:25:52,444
Tyler!
592
00:25:52,517 --> 00:25:53,575
What's up?
593
00:25:53,652 --> 00:25:55,142
Cops! Fuck.
594
00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:56,710
Whoa, uh...
595
00:25:56,788 --> 00:25:57,720
Tyler!
596
00:25:57,789 --> 00:26:01,816
What a wonderful world
597
00:26:01,893 --> 00:26:07,126
World
598
00:26:13,071 --> 00:26:14,402
Shit!
599
00:26:14,472 --> 00:26:16,667
Relax. It's probably just a ticket.
600
00:26:16,741 --> 00:26:19,642
We can't afford a ticket, Tyler.
We can barely afford gas to Ontario.
601
00:26:19,711 --> 00:26:20,905
Uh, Sasha,
602
00:26:20,979 --> 00:26:22,446
hide the weed
underneath there.
603
00:26:22,514 --> 00:26:23,481
Cops'll look there.
604
00:26:23,548 --> 00:26:25,539
Betterthan the dashboard!
605
00:26:25,617 --> 00:26:27,346
No, wait!
606
00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:28,750
Holy shit.
607
00:26:28,820 --> 00:26:30,515
What the hell? Dime!
608
00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:31,988
It's just a few
supplies, you know,
609
00:26:32,057 --> 00:26:32,989
in case something happens.
610
00:26:33,058 --> 00:26:36,027
Like what? A nuclear winter?
611
00:26:37,395 --> 00:26:39,022
Oh, shit.
612
00:26:42,634 --> 00:26:44,727
Good morning,
fun boys and girls.
613
00:26:44,803 --> 00:26:47,169
I want you to step
out of the mobile home
614
00:26:47,238 --> 00:26:50,674
and keep your hands
where I can see them, please.
615
00:26:50,742 --> 00:26:53,233
Article C-17,
616
00:26:53,311 --> 00:26:56,769
surfing on the roof
of a moving vehicle,
617
00:26:56,848 --> 00:26:58,338
$200 fine.
618
00:26:58,416 --> 00:27:01,943
Vandalism,
Article B-35, $300 fine.
619
00:27:02,020 --> 00:27:02,987
But this is my van.
620
00:27:03,054 --> 00:27:04,544
Resisting arrest,
621
00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:07,183
$500 fine
and six months in jail.
622
00:27:07,258 --> 00:27:09,886
Do you mind
if I search your vehicle?
623
00:27:09,961 --> 00:27:13,055
You can say no, Nick,
'cause he needs a warrant.
624
00:27:13,131 --> 00:27:16,328
Warrant.
625
00:27:18,503 --> 00:27:21,370
Don't push it, Carbo.
626
00:27:21,439 --> 00:27:24,169
I'll ask again.
May I search your vehicle?
627
00:27:24,242 --> 00:27:26,472
Fine, just let go of his arm.
628
00:27:28,346 --> 00:27:30,075
Jesus.
629
00:27:33,952 --> 00:27:36,352
This sucks.
630
00:27:40,425 --> 00:27:43,656
Open alcohol in a vehicle...
$350 fine.
631
00:27:43,728 --> 00:27:45,195
Heh-heh.
632
00:27:45,263 --> 00:27:47,094
If he finds my stash,
we're screwed.
633
00:27:47,165 --> 00:27:49,690
Relax. He's not going to find it.
634
00:27:49,768 --> 00:27:51,258
Oh!
635
00:27:52,570 --> 00:27:54,333
- Shit.
- Oh, man.
636
00:27:54,406 --> 00:27:57,375
That's a lot of weed.
637
00:27:57,442 --> 00:27:59,103
So what's the fine forthat?
638
00:27:59,177 --> 00:28:01,042
Two pounds
of illegal narcotics?
639
00:28:01,112 --> 00:28:02,443
Yeah.
640
00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:04,311
That's not a fine, hamster.
That's a bribe.
641
00:28:04,382 --> 00:28:07,647
Okay, fine. How much?
642
00:28:07,719 --> 00:28:09,414
How much you got?
643
00:28:09,487 --> 00:28:10,818
You're robbing us?
644
00:28:10,889 --> 00:28:12,516
It's called extortion,
sweet cheeks.
645
00:28:12,590 --> 00:28:14,524
Now, you want to go to prison
or not?
646
00:28:14,592 --> 00:28:16,025
Come on, guys, fork it up.
647
00:28:16,094 --> 00:28:19,757
Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.
648
00:28:19,831 --> 00:28:21,264
- No, please!
- You want to go through that again?
649
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:23,965
It's your own damn fault.
650
00:28:24,035 --> 00:28:27,232
You don't have to dump it all!
Just have a bit of compassion, Nick.
651
00:28:27,305 --> 00:28:28,533
No. He's a bad man...
652
00:28:28,606 --> 00:28:31,302
Shh. It'll all be over soon.
653
00:28:36,181 --> 00:28:38,649
[Growling]
654
00:28:41,152 --> 00:28:42,119
Guys?
655
00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:50,320
[Growling]
656
00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:07,739
Shit, dude!
How about a little privacy?
657
00:29:07,812 --> 00:29:10,007
I'm sorry, uh, ljust...
658
00:29:10,081 --> 00:29:11,844
I thought, um...
659
00:29:11,916 --> 00:29:14,350
I thought
you were something else.
660
00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:16,011
[Growling]
661
00:29:16,087 --> 00:29:17,850
Oh, shit! Run!
662
00:29:17,922 --> 00:29:19,685
Get out of my way!
663
00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:22,921
Right, Furtado's in.
So is Avril.
664
00:29:22,994 --> 00:29:25,053
I'm still waiting
to hearfrom Shania,
665
00:29:25,130 --> 00:29:26,688
so keep a dressing room open.
666
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:29,495
Hopefully one...
close to my office.
667
00:29:29,567 --> 00:29:31,797
Here's your double-shot latte,
extra foam.
668
00:29:31,870 --> 00:29:32,996
Oh, thanks, sweets.
669
00:29:33,071 --> 00:29:34,436
Sir, with all due respect,
670
00:29:34,506 --> 00:29:36,599
I hardly think
that behaviour is appropriate.
671
00:29:36,674 --> 00:29:39,768
Especially in a work environment.
672
00:29:39,844 --> 00:29:43,678
You know,
you're absolutely right.
673
00:29:43,748 --> 00:29:48,151
Trish, please accept
my humblest apologies.
674
00:29:48,219 --> 00:29:50,744
It'll never happen again.
675
00:29:50,822 --> 00:29:53,916
Judy, would you excuse us
for a moment?
676
00:29:53,992 --> 00:29:54,959
Sure.
677
00:30:00,665 --> 00:30:01,927
I thought
she would never leave.
678
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:05,128
She'll be cleaning out her desk
by the end of the day.
679
00:30:05,203 --> 00:30:07,569
In the meantime,
680
00:30:07,639 --> 00:30:09,072
how about a little...
681
00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:10,573
ass with that coffee?
682
00:30:10,642 --> 00:30:12,234
Mm.
683
00:30:12,310 --> 00:30:14,608
You are so talented.
684
00:30:14,679 --> 00:30:16,112
Oh yeah.
685
00:30:16,181 --> 00:30:19,275
Nick...
686
00:30:19,350 --> 00:30:20,317
Nick!
687
00:30:20,385 --> 00:30:22,751
Hey, Nick.
Wake up, buddy.
688
00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:26,188
Tyler's a hero.
He saved you from a bear.
689
00:30:26,257 --> 00:30:28,350
Shut up, Dime. Here.
690
00:30:28,426 --> 00:30:30,451
I got some painkillers.
691
00:30:30,528 --> 00:30:32,018
Give me three.
692
00:30:32,096 --> 00:30:34,360
Easy there, junkie.
693
00:30:34,432 --> 00:30:38,129
And this is a guy
who calls caffeine a narcotic.
694
00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:44,768
Are you sure you're okay?
695
00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:45,741
I'll be fine.
696
00:30:45,810 --> 00:30:48,244
Ljust need to walk it off.
697
00:30:48,313 --> 00:30:49,439
Thanks, dude.
698
00:30:49,514 --> 00:30:53,644
Whoa, hey, Tyler,
Where'd you get these?
699
00:30:53,718 --> 00:30:54,707
Your bag.
700
00:30:54,786 --> 00:30:56,083
In the small pouch
in my bag?
701
00:30:56,154 --> 00:30:58,987
Yeah.
702
00:30:59,057 --> 00:31:01,048
Dime, what did Nick
just take?
703
00:31:01,125 --> 00:31:03,457
Three hits
of concentrated fungal toxin.
704
00:31:03,528 --> 00:31:04,620
Mushrooms.
705
00:31:04,696 --> 00:31:06,459
Sort of, but way stronger.
706
00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:11,161
Like half a tab, normally,
and you are fucking zooming.
707
00:31:11,236 --> 00:31:12,726
So what's going to happen
to him?
708
00:31:12,804 --> 00:31:15,500
Well, he's not going
to have a headache.
709
00:31:17,141 --> 00:31:18,733
[Music]
710
00:31:21,913 --> 00:31:23,710
Whoo!
711
00:31:23,781 --> 00:31:25,942
[Laughing]
How could you do this to him?
712
00:31:26,017 --> 00:31:28,884
I didn't do anything.
This is Tyler's fault.
713
00:31:28,953 --> 00:31:31,478
Okay, just relax. Okay?
We'll just get him into the van.
714
00:31:31,556 --> 00:31:32,784
Oh...
715
00:31:32,857 --> 00:31:35,451
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
716
00:31:44,068 --> 00:31:47,162
[panting]
717
00:31:49,173 --> 00:31:50,572
Oh, this is beautiful, man.
718
00:31:50,642 --> 00:31:53,440
I'm going to build a home
right here.
719
00:31:54,879 --> 00:31:57,507
That's great.
Let's get you back into the van...
720
00:31:57,582 --> 00:32:00,278
Don't touch me!
No, I'm not leaving, man.
721
00:32:00,351 --> 00:32:02,319
I told you, I'm building a house
right here.
722
00:32:02,387 --> 00:32:03,319
Nick? Nick.
723
00:32:03,388 --> 00:32:05,686
Trish...
724
00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:07,118
Trish.
725
00:32:11,663 --> 00:32:14,063
This is life.
726
00:32:14,132 --> 00:32:16,100
Smell it. It smells like life.
727
00:32:17,735 --> 00:32:18,793
Who's Trish?
728
00:32:18,870 --> 00:32:22,271
Mushies talking. It's...
729
00:32:25,710 --> 00:32:27,871
Oh, you hearthem too.
730
00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:30,244
Oh, I love you, Tyler.
731
00:32:33,985 --> 00:32:35,976
Oh, god.
732
00:32:39,724 --> 00:32:42,852
Oh, my god.
733
00:32:42,927 --> 00:32:45,020
The yellow cows are coming!
734
00:32:45,096 --> 00:32:46,495
[Panting]
735
00:32:48,066 --> 00:32:50,534
Yeah! Yeah!
736
00:32:50,601 --> 00:32:51,898
I say we knock him out.
737
00:32:51,970 --> 00:32:54,131
I say we call it a night
and camp out here.
738
00:32:54,205 --> 00:32:55,502
Oh, my god.
739
00:32:58,443 --> 00:32:59,967
Whoo!
740
00:33:05,717 --> 00:33:08,015
He's alive!
741
00:33:08,086 --> 00:33:09,018
Yay!
742
00:33:09,087 --> 00:33:10,213
Oh, he's alive!
743
00:33:10,288 --> 00:33:12,119
You made it.
744
00:33:12,190 --> 00:33:15,591
So how is our little tugboat
this morning?
745
00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:17,457
Tugboat?
What are you talking about?
746
00:33:17,528 --> 00:33:19,018
Let's just say yourtypically...
747
00:33:19,097 --> 00:33:21,531
private time with kleenex
and a little lube...
748
00:33:21,599 --> 00:33:23,760
It kind of became
a public event.
749
00:33:23,835 --> 00:33:25,996
Wankapalooza, you know?
We could've sold tickets.
750
00:33:26,070 --> 00:33:28,004
- You're joking me.
- Dude, you were like a chimp.
751
00:33:28,072 --> 00:33:29,437
Okay?
752
00:33:29,507 --> 00:33:31,873
You were begging us to join you.
753
00:33:31,943 --> 00:33:35,037
You know, some things
are just a little sacred.
754
00:33:38,916 --> 00:33:40,577
Okay, everyone,
I'll be in the lake.
755
00:33:40,651 --> 00:33:41,583
Yeah, so will I.
756
00:33:41,652 --> 00:33:44,086
That is a good idea.
I'm going to grab my towel.
757
00:33:44,155 --> 00:33:46,419
No, no, no, no, no.
You're not going anywhere.
758
00:33:46,491 --> 00:33:48,186
Sasha, we're dipping in shifts.
759
00:33:48,259 --> 00:33:49,590
Sorry, boys.
760
00:33:49,660 --> 00:33:51,355
I'll keep an eye
on the pervs.
761
00:33:51,429 --> 00:33:53,056
What a prude.
762
00:33:53,131 --> 00:33:55,065
Bye, boys.
763
00:33:55,133 --> 00:33:57,658
Come on, Dime. Let's go inside
and root through their panties.
764
00:34:01,305 --> 00:34:02,966
Nick, you're, uh...
765
00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:06,135
You're sweeping the forest.
766
00:34:06,210 --> 00:34:08,405
You sure you're still not tripping out?
A little zoom-zoom?
767
00:34:08,479 --> 00:34:10,344
You guys are messing
with me, right?
768
00:34:10,415 --> 00:34:12,280
I got to tell you,
769
00:34:12,350 --> 00:34:15,319
that little tribal thing
you were doing last night,
770
00:34:15,386 --> 00:34:19,254
it was pretty impressive.
771
00:34:21,392 --> 00:34:22,689
Help me with this?
772
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:25,058
Whoa. Tribal thing?
773
00:34:25,129 --> 00:34:27,324
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What do you mean?
774
00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:40,101
Oh, man, Nick's going to kill us.
775
00:34:40,178 --> 00:34:42,874
Not when he sees these pictures.
776
00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:47,517
We're going to hell.
777
00:34:47,585 --> 00:34:50,247
Okay, let's face this, pal.
778
00:34:50,321 --> 00:34:52,312
You're not going
to get in Jill's pants.
779
00:34:52,390 --> 00:34:53,618
This is the next best thing.
780
00:34:53,691 --> 00:34:54,919
All right? Look around.
781
00:34:54,992 --> 00:34:58,951
Trees, lake, tits and ass.
This is a Kodak moment.
782
00:35:07,638 --> 00:35:08,935
[Giggles]
What?
783
00:35:10,741 --> 00:35:11,935
What?
784
00:35:12,009 --> 00:35:14,876
Nothing.
785
00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:18,746
Uh, I'm going to go
check on the kids.
786
00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:25,585
Guys?
787
00:35:25,656 --> 00:35:26,588
Oh, god.
788
00:35:26,657 --> 00:35:30,184
I hope Jill's
wearing her swimsuit.
789
00:35:30,261 --> 00:35:31,626
What the hell?
790
00:35:32,930 --> 00:35:33,988
Nick?
791
00:35:34,065 --> 00:35:37,296
Hey, what the fuck
are you doing?
792
00:35:37,368 --> 00:35:38,528
Sasha, it's that cop!
793
00:35:38,603 --> 00:35:40,002
He's putting sugar
in our gas tank.
794
00:35:44,809 --> 00:35:46,333
Okay, I can't see shit.
795
00:35:46,410 --> 00:35:48,002
This angle sucks. Here.
796
00:36:01,692 --> 00:36:03,319
Anything?
797
00:36:03,394 --> 00:36:05,521
Lookee here.
798
00:36:05,596 --> 00:36:08,497
Okay. Grab onto this branch
and reach out.
799
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:11,358
You grab onto the branch.
800
00:36:11,435 --> 00:36:12,595
I eat, Dime. I exercise.
801
00:36:12,670 --> 00:36:16,697
This branch is not going
to hold me, all right?
802
00:36:16,774 --> 00:36:20,039
All you do is smoke weed
and masturbate.
803
00:36:20,111 --> 00:36:21,601
Grab onto the branch.
804
00:36:24,715 --> 00:36:26,876
"All you do is smoke weed
and masturbate, Dime.
805
00:36:26,951 --> 00:36:30,182
I wear a cowboy hat.
I'm a big dick."
806
00:36:37,461 --> 00:36:38,689
It's locked.
807
00:36:38,763 --> 00:36:40,253
Get out of the way.
808
00:36:40,331 --> 00:36:42,356
Jesus, Sasha, you can't do that.
809
00:36:42,433 --> 00:36:46,699
Easy, law boy, I'm a musician.
I'll do what I want, okay?
810
00:36:55,947 --> 00:36:57,812
I knew it. It's a fake.
811
00:36:57,882 --> 00:36:59,816
Son of a bitch...
812
00:36:59,884 --> 00:37:01,852
What's he want with us?
813
00:37:01,919 --> 00:37:03,580
I don't know.
814
00:37:06,857 --> 00:37:08,620
All right.
815
00:37:08,693 --> 00:37:10,058
Okay, now reach out.
816
00:37:10,127 --> 00:37:11,788
I'm just... hold it steady.
817
00:37:11,862 --> 00:37:12,829
Reach out.
818
00:37:14,298 --> 00:37:15,822
[Cell phone ringing]
819
00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:17,527
Oh, shit.
What... what do I do?
820
00:37:17,602 --> 00:37:18,569
Answer it.
821
00:37:18,636 --> 00:37:19,568
Hello?
822
00:37:19,637 --> 00:37:20,831
[Screams]
823
00:37:23,207 --> 00:37:25,004
Oh, my god!
824
00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:27,806
Dime! Dime!
825
00:37:27,878 --> 00:37:28,810
Dime.
826
00:37:28,879 --> 00:37:29,868
Dime, are you okay?
827
00:37:29,947 --> 00:37:31,608
Oh...
828
00:37:31,682 --> 00:37:34,242
Dime, talk to me. Dime...
829
00:37:34,318 --> 00:37:35,717
Hey!
830
00:37:38,489 --> 00:37:39,456
Was it worth it?
831
00:37:39,523 --> 00:37:40,990
Definitely.
832
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:52,101
[Horn honking]
833
00:37:52,169 --> 00:37:56,868
20 bucks?
Your mom will do it for 15, asshole.
834
00:37:58,609 --> 00:38:00,941
[RV horn honks]
835
00:38:01,012 --> 00:38:03,378
What's the matter, officer?
836
00:38:03,447 --> 00:38:05,176
Better call for backup, asshole!
837
00:38:07,251 --> 00:38:08,718
[Music]
838
00:38:13,724 --> 00:38:15,624
[Tires squeal]
839
00:38:27,171 --> 00:38:29,935
Well, well, well.
840
00:38:30,007 --> 00:38:32,567
You came to play, boy.
841
00:38:34,445 --> 00:38:36,675
[Music]
842
00:38:36,714 --> 00:38:40,707
Well, we're looking
at $7.00 and change.
843
00:38:40,785 --> 00:38:43,913
Yeah, and that's not going to
buy us very much.
844
00:38:45,790 --> 00:38:46,722
Give me the cash.
845
00:38:46,791 --> 00:38:50,488
Tyler's going to make it
all better.
846
00:39:02,139 --> 00:39:03,936
Come on, folks!
It's for charity.
847
00:39:04,008 --> 00:39:05,942
You know you want to.
848
00:39:06,010 --> 00:39:08,342
I'm the Deputy Mayor of Moose Jaw,
for Christ's sakes.
849
00:39:08,412 --> 00:39:10,642
Come on, pitch a ball.
Put me in.
850
00:39:10,715 --> 00:39:12,182
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
851
00:39:12,249 --> 00:39:14,274
Definitely.
852
00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:16,513
What are you thinking?
853
00:39:18,255 --> 00:39:20,348
You know, ljust... I love carnivals.
854
00:39:20,424 --> 00:39:21,755
When... when I was a kid,
855
00:39:21,826 --> 00:39:25,159
I'd beg my brothers
to take me.
856
00:39:25,229 --> 00:39:26,491
See those balloons?
857
00:39:26,564 --> 00:39:29,556
They would tie
as many as they could
858
00:39:29,633 --> 00:39:31,794
to the back of my pants
859
00:39:31,869 --> 00:39:33,496
to see if I'd have liftoff.
860
00:39:33,571 --> 00:39:36,233
Did it work?
861
00:39:36,307 --> 00:39:40,209
They eventually
found me in a tree.
862
00:39:40,277 --> 00:39:42,302
At least you had carnivals.
863
00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:43,608
In Tofino, a big crazy night
864
00:39:43,681 --> 00:39:47,208
would be playing bingo
at the rec centre.
865
00:39:47,284 --> 00:39:48,308
I like bingo.
866
00:39:48,386 --> 00:39:50,752
Yeah, I know. So do I.
867
00:39:50,821 --> 00:39:53,722
You know, being in a small town,
it's cool, but you...
868
00:39:53,791 --> 00:39:55,725
You just eventually...
869
00:39:55,793 --> 00:39:58,353
You want more.
870
00:39:58,429 --> 00:40:00,556
Yeah.
871
00:40:00,965 --> 00:40:03,798
Yeah.
872
00:40:03,868 --> 00:40:06,132
Hey, buddy. How much
forthose balloons?
873
00:40:06,203 --> 00:40:07,830
Nick, don't even think about it.
874
00:40:08,973 --> 00:40:10,964
Fuck me!
875
00:40:11,041 --> 00:40:13,635
I'm getting better.
876
00:40:13,711 --> 00:40:16,009
Your mama didn't raise no quitter.
I respect that.
877
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:17,445
Save it, carny.
I'm out of cash.
878
00:40:17,515 --> 00:40:19,506
Hey, dude, dude, dude.
879
00:40:21,419 --> 00:40:22,681
If it's money
that troubles you,
880
00:40:22,753 --> 00:40:25,950
I got a way you can
pocket some coin real quick.
881
00:40:26,023 --> 00:40:27,490
I'm listening.
882
00:40:27,558 --> 00:40:28,684
Come on... lover!
883
00:40:28,759 --> 00:40:31,557
Is that the best you can do
with those balls, man?
884
00:40:31,629 --> 00:40:33,324
I'm not even wet here.
885
00:40:33,397 --> 00:40:35,763
Come on, anybody else here.
886
00:40:35,833 --> 00:40:36,959
Psych!
887
00:40:37,034 --> 00:40:38,524
Oh, come on.
You're running out of balls.
888
00:40:38,602 --> 00:40:40,467
What's up?
889
00:40:40,538 --> 00:40:42,438
I'm getting tired here.
I don't have all day.
890
00:40:44,108 --> 00:40:46,167
Oh, wow.
891
00:40:46,243 --> 00:40:47,369
Whoa.
892
00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:48,639
That was good.
893
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:03,818
What does this pay again?
894
00:41:03,894 --> 00:41:04,826
Two dollars...
895
00:41:04,895 --> 00:41:06,021
a minute.
896
00:41:06,096 --> 00:41:08,087
To act like a bunny.
You're shitting me.
897
00:41:09,633 --> 00:41:12,227
What exactly do you need me to do?
- Uh, you'll figure it out.
898
00:41:12,303 --> 00:41:14,396
And you might want
to put these on.
899
00:41:16,173 --> 00:41:18,368
Okay...
900
00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:23,280
Hop to it.
901
00:41:26,550 --> 00:41:28,313
Looking good.
902
00:41:39,864 --> 00:41:42,594
Hello?
903
00:41:42,666 --> 00:41:44,793
What's up, doc?
904
00:41:46,770 --> 00:41:47,759
[Ding ding]
905
00:41:53,577 --> 00:41:54,544
Stop that!
906
00:41:56,413 --> 00:41:59,348
Stop shooting me!
907
00:42:05,022 --> 00:42:07,217
The pussy's down.
Go forthe face.
908
00:42:07,291 --> 00:42:09,657
Forget the face.
Go forthe balls.
909
00:42:11,362 --> 00:42:14,024
Honey, any time now.
Can somebody...
910
00:42:16,300 --> 00:42:17,460
All right, gentlemen,
show's over.
911
00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:19,469
Go home to your wives
orthe Internet,
912
00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:20,936
or whereveryou get
your weird, sick,
913
00:42:21,005 --> 00:42:23,064
perverted kicks from.
914
00:42:23,140 --> 00:42:24,937
Oh, you were great.
- Thanks.
915
00:42:25,009 --> 00:42:26,840
What are you guys doing?
916
00:42:26,911 --> 00:42:29,243
At this rate,
about 75 bucks an hour.
917
00:42:29,313 --> 00:42:30,337
[Screaming]
918
00:42:30,414 --> 00:42:32,177
Excellent. All right.
919
00:42:32,249 --> 00:42:34,149
Guys, where's, uh,
where's Tyler?
920
00:42:34,218 --> 00:42:37,676
Where you going?
Get back here!
921
00:42:37,755 --> 00:42:38,779
[Roaring]
922
00:42:38,856 --> 00:42:42,815
How does this feel?
923
00:42:44,828 --> 00:42:47,092
Now who's the little pussies?
Huh?
924
00:42:47,164 --> 00:42:49,997
Yeah! Take that!
925
00:42:50,067 --> 00:42:51,967
Look at you!
926
00:42:52,036 --> 00:42:53,697
What?
927
00:42:53,771 --> 00:42:55,238
[Laughing]
928
00:42:55,306 --> 00:42:57,240
Shut up.
929
00:43:06,150 --> 00:43:07,617
[Clattering]
930
00:43:07,685 --> 00:43:10,449
What's that noise?
You guys hearthat?
931
00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:14,581
Hey guys, what's this for?
932
00:43:14,658 --> 00:43:15,590
It's a...
933
00:43:15,659 --> 00:43:17,559
detour.
934
00:43:37,982 --> 00:43:40,382
Buckle up, suckers.
935
00:43:40,451 --> 00:43:43,284
Oh, yeah, this...
this way seems much better.
936
00:43:45,856 --> 00:43:48,222
There's shit falling down
and stuff.
937
00:43:48,292 --> 00:43:49,657
If the RV's a-rocking,
938
00:43:49,727 --> 00:43:51,456
don't come a-knocking!
939
00:43:51,528 --> 00:43:52,722
[Laughing]
940
00:43:59,403 --> 00:44:01,371
This piece of shit's
falling apart.
941
00:44:01,438 --> 00:44:03,906
You should've bought Japanese.
942
00:44:13,784 --> 00:44:14,842
Shit.
943
00:44:14,918 --> 00:44:17,512
We got to get off these
freaking tracks, okay?
944
00:44:31,669 --> 00:44:33,193
[Train whistle blows]
945
00:44:33,270 --> 00:44:35,500
- Oh, my god.
- Oh, my god.
946
00:44:42,813 --> 00:44:43,745
Nick, hurry up!
947
00:44:43,814 --> 00:44:44,781
Hurry, hurry, hurry.
948
00:44:44,848 --> 00:44:46,281
Nick, get...
949
00:44:46,350 --> 00:44:48,113
Oh, my god...
- I'm trying!
950
00:44:50,587 --> 00:44:52,179
Oh, shit.
951
00:44:53,357 --> 00:44:54,551
Shit. We're stuck!
952
00:44:54,625 --> 00:44:56,456
Oh, shit.
953
00:44:56,527 --> 00:44:58,859
Get out of there!
954
00:45:01,999 --> 00:45:03,660
Everybody, out! Get out!
955
00:45:07,438 --> 00:45:09,599
For god's sake,
what are you doing? Get out!
956
00:45:09,673 --> 00:45:10,867
My guitar!
957
00:45:28,358 --> 00:45:32,158
Oh, no.
958
00:45:32,229 --> 00:45:33,287
Oh.
959
00:45:37,634 --> 00:45:38,931
My surfboard.
960
00:45:39,002 --> 00:45:39,969
My Gibson.
961
00:45:40,037 --> 00:45:40,969
My home.
962
00:45:41,038 --> 00:45:43,973
Is everyone okay?
963
00:45:44,041 --> 00:45:45,668
Maybe we should, uh...
964
00:45:45,743 --> 00:45:47,233
go talk to somebody
or something?
965
00:45:47,311 --> 00:45:49,609
We'll be stuck
filling out reports for a week.
966
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:51,011
Let's split.
967
00:45:51,081 --> 00:45:54,016
Are we going to Toronto or not?
968
00:45:54,084 --> 00:45:55,073
Yeah, let's...
969
00:45:55,152 --> 00:45:57,086
let's get out of here, guys.
Come on.
970
00:45:57,154 --> 00:45:58,485
Come on, Sash.
971
00:45:58,555 --> 00:45:59,749
Coming.
972
00:45:59,823 --> 00:46:02,018
Hurry up. Come on.
973
00:46:11,668 --> 00:46:12,999
It's not bad.
974
00:46:13,070 --> 00:46:14,002
It tastes like Prairie girls.
975
00:46:14,071 --> 00:46:17,871
You don't know
what Prairie girls taste like.
976
00:46:17,941 --> 00:46:19,272
It could use a little salt.
977
00:46:19,343 --> 00:46:21,072
Butter.
978
00:46:21,145 --> 00:46:24,342
I'm sure the farmer's got some.
Do you think he'd mind?
979
00:46:27,384 --> 00:46:30,217
Thou shalt not steal.
980
00:46:30,287 --> 00:46:31,777
Wait, wait.
Um, listen, we're sorry.
981
00:46:31,855 --> 00:46:34,722
We're just a couple of kids
on our way to Toronto.
982
00:46:34,792 --> 00:46:36,384
You with the Callahan boys?
983
00:46:36,460 --> 00:46:38,394
Spreading gypsy moths...
984
00:46:38,462 --> 00:46:39,895
killing my crops.
985
00:46:39,963 --> 00:46:43,091
No, sir.
No gypsy moths here, sir.
986
00:46:43,167 --> 00:46:45,101
No, listen,
we're just passing through.
987
00:46:45,169 --> 00:46:46,466
Our Winnebago got hit
by a train.
988
00:46:46,537 --> 00:46:48,402
We have no stuff...
989
00:46:48,472 --> 00:46:50,372
That was you? Why...
990
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:53,671
caught wind of that
on the old transistor.
991
00:46:53,744 --> 00:46:58,408
It's a miracle
you kids are alive.
992
00:46:58,482 --> 00:47:02,816
Shucks, this here's a test.
993
00:47:02,886 --> 00:47:05,013
The Lord brought you here,
994
00:47:05,088 --> 00:47:07,147
and now...
995
00:47:07,224 --> 00:47:09,692
I am your shepherd.
996
00:47:12,129 --> 00:47:13,756
So how about
a home-cooked meal
997
00:47:13,831 --> 00:47:15,696
and a warm place to sleep?
998
00:47:15,766 --> 00:47:17,028
Sounds great.
999
00:47:17,100 --> 00:47:19,261
You'll be bunkin' in
with the cows tonight.
1000
00:47:19,336 --> 00:47:21,270
I hope you're not
lactose intolerant.
1001
00:47:21,338 --> 00:47:22,566
All I ask
1002
00:47:22,639 --> 00:47:26,598
is that no one taint the purity
of my virgin daughter.
1003
00:47:26,677 --> 00:47:29,202
Oh, yeah. I get it.
It's like the old farmer's joke.
1004
00:47:29,279 --> 00:47:31,110
You know,
"You can sleep in my barn,
1005
00:47:31,181 --> 00:47:32,773
but don't you dare touch
1006
00:47:32,850 --> 00:47:36,047
my gorgeous,
cock-hungry teenage girl."
1007
00:47:36,119 --> 00:47:38,019
It's no joke, son.
1008
00:47:38,088 --> 00:47:41,922
In fact, in my house,
it's the 11th commandment.
1009
00:47:41,992 --> 00:47:46,861
Thou shalt not lie...
with thy farmer's offspring.
1010
00:47:46,930 --> 00:47:48,329
[Cocks gun]
1011
00:47:48,398 --> 00:47:49,626
Unless thou wish
the wrath
1012
00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:53,568
of thy farmer's boom-stick.
1013
00:47:53,637 --> 00:47:54,695
Got it?
1014
00:47:54,771 --> 00:47:56,864
Yes, sir.
1015
00:47:58,842 --> 00:48:01,743
Who's hungry?
1016
00:48:01,812 --> 00:48:05,373
Onward christian soldiers
1017
00:48:05,449 --> 00:48:09,977
Marching as to war
1018
00:48:11,588 --> 00:48:13,647
Oh, a train accident.
1019
00:48:13,690 --> 00:48:15,453
You poor souls.
1020
00:48:15,525 --> 00:48:17,823
Praise the Lord
you're all okay.
1021
00:48:17,895 --> 00:48:20,864
Everything looks
wonderful, Mrs...
1022
00:48:20,931 --> 00:48:24,423
My name's Libby,
and this is Joseph.
1023
00:48:24,501 --> 00:48:25,559
How do?
1024
00:48:25,636 --> 00:48:28,070
And Josephine
will be down in a moment.
1025
00:48:28,138 --> 00:48:30,868
Josephine!
1026
00:48:30,941 --> 00:48:32,670
Hey, dude.
1027
00:48:32,743 --> 00:48:35,712
How hot do you think this girl is?
- Dude, you're kidding me.
1028
00:48:35,779 --> 00:48:37,940
These people are hideous.
She probably has no teeth.
1029
00:48:50,394 --> 00:48:51,861
Ah, Josephine.
1030
00:48:51,929 --> 00:48:55,092
You finally decided to join us?
1031
00:48:57,367 --> 00:48:58,527
Hi.
1032
00:48:58,602 --> 00:49:01,230
God help us.
1033
00:49:01,305 --> 00:49:02,567
Oh, hi, sweetie.
1034
00:49:02,639 --> 00:49:04,607
You're just in time.
1035
00:49:04,675 --> 00:49:07,974
Oh, have you met
the boys?
1036
00:49:09,646 --> 00:49:10,578
Hi.
1037
00:49:10,647 --> 00:49:11,636
- Hi.
- Hi.
1038
00:49:17,087 --> 00:49:18,782
So, young man,
1039
00:49:18,855 --> 00:49:20,618
you mentioned you had a...
1040
00:49:20,691 --> 00:49:24,024
a joke back there
in the cornfield, huh?
1041
00:49:24,094 --> 00:49:26,790
Uh, yeah. It's a doozy.
1042
00:49:28,699 --> 00:49:31,293
[Clears throat]
1043
00:49:33,437 --> 00:49:36,736
Will you please excuse me?
I'm not feeling very well.
1044
00:49:42,479 --> 00:49:46,973
Oh, dear, she does this
every time we have guests.
1045
00:49:47,050 --> 00:49:50,986
Poor girl's just so darn shy.
1046
00:49:51,054 --> 00:49:53,488
So, you there.
1047
00:49:53,557 --> 00:49:54,785
Yeah, you.
1048
00:49:54,858 --> 00:49:56,325
Make us laugh.
1049
00:49:56,393 --> 00:49:58,725
Uh, yeah, the, uh...
1050
00:49:58,795 --> 00:50:02,390
farmer's-daughter gag.
Um, sure, what the hell?
1051
00:50:02,466 --> 00:50:04,934
Tyler, I don't think
it's a good idea.
1052
00:50:05,002 --> 00:50:06,196
So there's these three guys
1053
00:50:06,269 --> 00:50:07,736
that bagged
the farmer's daughter.
1054
00:50:07,804 --> 00:50:09,772
Oh.
1055
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:12,104
Of course, uh,
the old man finds out,
1056
00:50:12,175 --> 00:50:13,767
and goes and grabs a shotgun
1057
00:50:13,844 --> 00:50:15,368
much like yours...
1058
00:50:15,445 --> 00:50:18,881
You know, Tyler,
maybe you shouldn't.
1059
00:50:18,949 --> 00:50:20,541
Uh, so he explains
their punishment to them,
1060
00:50:20,617 --> 00:50:22,551
that they have to go
to the orchard
1061
00:50:22,619 --> 00:50:25,281
and find theirfavourite fruit.
1062
00:50:25,355 --> 00:50:27,050
And anyhow, the guys
think they get off easy,
1063
00:50:27,124 --> 00:50:29,649
so they go
and get theirfruit of choice...
1064
00:50:29,726 --> 00:50:30,852
[unzipping]
Oh, oh, god.
1065
00:50:30,927 --> 00:50:33,191
You okay? Uh, yeah.
1066
00:50:33,263 --> 00:50:34,696
Do you hearthat, Joseph?
1067
00:50:34,765 --> 00:50:36,528
This darling young man
1068
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:39,865
has volunteered to say grace.
1069
00:50:39,936 --> 00:50:41,699
Go ahead, son.
1070
00:50:41,772 --> 00:50:44,935
Uh... uh...
1071
00:50:45,008 --> 00:50:46,236
Uh, dear Lord...
1072
00:50:46,309 --> 00:50:51,042
thank you for giving us
such a...
1073
00:50:51,114 --> 00:50:54,140
succulent meal,
1074
00:50:54,217 --> 00:50:56,082
and bless us,
1075
00:50:56,153 --> 00:50:57,620
and please forgive us
1076
00:50:57,687 --> 00:50:59,382
for anything
that we've done
1077
00:50:59,456 --> 00:51:03,051
or are...
are doing right now.
1078
00:51:03,126 --> 00:51:05,117
And don't...
don't stop loving us.
1079
00:51:05,195 --> 00:51:06,127
Don't stop, baby.
1080
00:51:06,196 --> 00:51:09,393
Please, don't stop, oh...
1081
00:51:09,466 --> 00:51:11,263
And, uh...
1082
00:51:11,334 --> 00:51:14,826
And let us
just swallow our sins
1083
00:51:14,905 --> 00:51:16,338
and...
1084
00:51:16,406 --> 00:51:17,998
Oh...
1085
00:51:18,075 --> 00:51:19,508
Oh, Christ.
1086
00:51:21,144 --> 00:51:22,441
Oh, Christ...
1087
00:51:22,512 --> 00:51:24,309
[moans]
1088
00:51:24,381 --> 00:51:28,283
Praise Jesus.
1089
00:51:28,518 --> 00:51:29,507
Praise Jesus.
1090
00:51:29,586 --> 00:51:31,315
Praise Jesus.
Feels good, don't it?
1091
00:51:31,388 --> 00:51:33,982
When a good prayer
leaves you drained?
1092
00:51:36,193 --> 00:51:37,820
Okay, let's eat!
1093
00:51:37,894 --> 00:51:39,885
Pass the meat.
1094
00:51:39,963 --> 00:51:43,899
[Moans]
1095
00:51:43,967 --> 00:51:48,233
So then...
1096
00:51:48,305 --> 00:51:50,398
Whereabouts
did you kids grow up?
1097
00:51:50,474 --> 00:51:51,873
Oh, my god.
1098
00:51:51,942 --> 00:51:55,844
Jill...
1099
00:51:55,912 --> 00:51:56,844
Are you okay?
1100
00:51:56,913 --> 00:51:58,005
Hmm? Mm-hmm. Mm.
1101
00:51:58,081 --> 00:52:01,278
Oh. Oh... oh, god.
1102
00:52:01,351 --> 00:52:03,319
Joseph, something strange
is going on.
1103
00:52:03,386 --> 00:52:04,853
Oh!
1104
00:52:04,921 --> 00:52:07,151
Wait a second.
1105
00:52:07,224 --> 00:52:08,282
I know what's happening here.
1106
00:52:08,358 --> 00:52:10,883
Oh...
1107
00:52:12,129 --> 00:52:13,494
Oh, oh...
1108
00:52:13,563 --> 00:52:14,495
Fuck you!
1109
00:52:14,564 --> 00:52:16,395
Libby, call the exorcist.
1110
00:52:16,466 --> 00:52:18,058
These kids are possessed!
1111
00:52:18,135 --> 00:52:19,261
And get my gun!
1112
00:52:19,336 --> 00:52:21,668
No, no, no, sir,
I assure you...
1113
00:52:21,738 --> 00:52:24,468
Oh, shit!
1114
00:52:24,541 --> 00:52:26,975
Now, that's it. Everybody out!
Out, out!
1115
00:52:31,781 --> 00:52:33,612
And take Lucifer with you!
1116
00:52:33,683 --> 00:52:34,945
[Gunshot]
1117
00:52:35,018 --> 00:52:35,985
[Screams]
1118
00:52:36,052 --> 00:52:39,021
The power of Christ
compels you!
1119
00:52:39,289 --> 00:52:42,190
The power of Christ
compels you!
1120
00:52:42,259 --> 00:52:45,888
As you come down
1121
00:52:45,962 --> 00:52:50,899
I'm not ready to go
1122
00:52:50,967 --> 00:52:52,594
[sitar music plays]
1123
00:53:01,845 --> 00:53:03,142
[Cell phone ringing]
1124
00:53:03,213 --> 00:53:04,373
Oh, I'll get that, babe.
1125
00:53:04,447 --> 00:53:05,846
Thanks, honey.
1126
00:53:09,119 --> 00:53:10,051
Hello?
1127
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:13,055
Jerry. Yeah, it's Emile.
1128
00:53:13,123 --> 00:53:14,852
Oh, hey, Emile.
It's Emile, babe.
1129
00:53:14,925 --> 00:53:16,483
Right on.
1130
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:17,686
How are you doing, man?
1131
00:53:17,761 --> 00:53:18,989
So what's going on?
1132
00:53:19,062 --> 00:53:20,962
Is Nick going to
make it to Toronto?
1133
00:53:21,031 --> 00:53:23,966
No. No, he's not.
1134
00:53:24,034 --> 00:53:26,935
Oh, right on, buddy.
That is such great news.
1135
00:53:27,003 --> 00:53:29,631
Thank you, Emile. I knew
we could count on you, man.
1136
00:53:29,706 --> 00:53:31,697
Bye.
1137
00:53:31,775 --> 00:53:33,299
I'm not ready to go.
1138
00:53:33,376 --> 00:53:35,139
I'm not ready...
1139
00:53:35,212 --> 00:53:37,976
I told you
he was the best, babe.
1140
00:53:40,016 --> 00:53:41,779
So cool.
1141
00:53:44,254 --> 00:53:47,052
One drink each, guys.
We can't afford to booze it.
1142
00:53:47,123 --> 00:53:49,614
Nick, after all of this,
we can't afford not to booze it.
1143
00:53:49,693 --> 00:53:53,026
[Band plays
"I Feel Like a Woman"]
1144
00:53:53,096 --> 00:53:56,759
I'm going out tonight
I'm feeling all right
1145
00:53:56,833 --> 00:53:59,563
I'm gonna
let it all hang out
1146
00:53:59,636 --> 00:54:02,400
I want to make...
- You suck ass, buddy!
1147
00:54:02,472 --> 00:54:05,168
I really raise my voice
1148
00:54:05,242 --> 00:54:06,266
I'm gonna scream and shout
1149
00:54:06,343 --> 00:54:09,073
Rock and roll!
1150
00:54:09,145 --> 00:54:13,548
No inhibitions
1151
00:54:13,617 --> 00:54:14,743
Dude, I'm saving your life.
1152
00:54:14,818 --> 00:54:15,785
Beat it.
1153
00:54:15,852 --> 00:54:18,844
Get out of here.
1154
00:54:18,922 --> 00:54:19,946
Now, remember, folks,
1155
00:54:20,023 --> 00:54:21,957
the drunkeryou get,
the betterthey sound.
1156
00:54:22,025 --> 00:54:24,994
300 bucks
is still up for grabs,
1157
00:54:25,061 --> 00:54:27,894
so keep drinking
that liquid courage,
1158
00:54:27,964 --> 00:54:29,864
because we need
another sucker on stage.
1159
00:54:29,933 --> 00:54:31,764
[Playing "Where Have You
Been Lately"]
1160
00:54:31,835 --> 00:54:33,860
Ooh, I see a table.
1161
00:54:38,375 --> 00:54:40,866
Cougar alert. Avert your eyes.
1162
00:54:40,944 --> 00:54:42,172
And lose this opportunity?
1163
00:54:42,245 --> 00:54:43,872
Fuck that.
1164
00:54:43,947 --> 00:54:47,007
So what's the plan, ladies?
You going to sing a duet?
1165
00:54:47,083 --> 00:54:49,074
Mm-mm. No, no,
no, no, no, no.
1166
00:54:49,152 --> 00:54:50,483
Sasha's going up by herself.
1167
00:54:50,553 --> 00:54:53,351
Yeah, you have another,
you freaking lush.
1168
00:54:53,423 --> 00:54:56,187
Sasha, I want to sleep
in a bed tonight,
1169
00:54:56,259 --> 00:54:58,853
and I want a proper shower,
1170
00:54:58,928 --> 00:55:00,953
but you're the only one
with the talent.
1171
00:55:01,031 --> 00:55:03,966
Now, go up there and...
1172
00:55:04,034 --> 00:55:06,298
and make us some money.
Come on.
1173
00:55:06,369 --> 00:55:07,734
Yeah. Go for it.
1174
00:55:07,804 --> 00:55:09,396
Hey, I'll even buy you a shot.
1175
00:55:09,472 --> 00:55:13,135
A shot. Hmm.
1176
00:55:16,913 --> 00:55:19,347
Kung Fu. Really?
1177
00:55:19,416 --> 00:55:20,348
Black belt?
1178
00:55:20,417 --> 00:55:21,349
Naturally.
1179
00:55:21,418 --> 00:55:24,319
Impressive.
1180
00:55:24,387 --> 00:55:25,752
But the question is, Junior,
1181
00:55:25,822 --> 00:55:28,552
do you have your brown belt?
1182
00:55:28,625 --> 00:55:29,887
Ah.
1183
00:55:29,959 --> 00:55:32,291
The brown belt.
1184
00:55:32,362 --> 00:55:35,661
Ashamed as I am to admit it,
uh, I don't.
1185
00:55:35,732 --> 00:55:37,563
In fact,
1186
00:55:37,634 --> 00:55:39,158
my friend and I were hoping
1187
00:55:39,235 --> 00:55:42,500
to earn such a belt
here tonight.
1188
00:55:42,572 --> 00:55:48,010
Oh, well...
perhaps that can be arranged.
1189
00:55:48,078 --> 00:55:50,205
You just have to sit
really tight, gentlemen,
1190
00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:52,612
because we have to pee.
1191
00:55:53,817 --> 00:55:56,547
Tight.
1192
00:55:56,619 --> 00:55:58,177
Dude, what the hell
was that about?
1193
00:55:58,254 --> 00:55:59,585
What were you talking about?
1194
00:55:59,656 --> 00:56:01,146
What's with the whole
brown belt stuff?
1195
00:56:01,224 --> 00:56:04,716
Dime, let me
explain something to you.
1196
00:56:04,794 --> 00:56:06,762
The human female
has up to three openings
1197
00:56:06,830 --> 00:56:08,730
that can be used
for sexual pleasure.
1198
00:56:08,798 --> 00:56:11,096
To date,
we are familiar with two.
1199
00:56:11,167 --> 00:56:13,931
That's where
the cougars come in.
1200
00:56:14,003 --> 00:56:16,233
Oh, that... that's disgusting.
1201
00:56:16,306 --> 00:56:18,240
That's...
1202
00:56:18,308 --> 00:56:20,367
Well, I need a beer.
1203
00:56:20,443 --> 00:56:21,671
[Song ends]
1204
00:56:24,714 --> 00:56:27,148
All right, folks,
1205
00:56:27,217 --> 00:56:29,082
who's tanking next?
1206
00:56:29,152 --> 00:56:31,712
Right here, guys.
She wants to.
1207
00:56:31,788 --> 00:56:34,382
- Whoo!
- Give her some encouragement.
1208
00:56:35,825 --> 00:56:37,759
Come on. Make me proud.
Make me proud.
1209
00:56:40,063 --> 00:56:42,395
Whoo-hoo!
1210
00:56:42,465 --> 00:56:44,433
Yeah!
1211
00:56:48,905 --> 00:56:51,567
Show us yourtits!
1212
00:56:51,641 --> 00:56:53,233
You first, porky.
1213
00:56:53,309 --> 00:56:54,970
[Laughter]
Shut up!
1214
00:56:55,044 --> 00:56:56,375
Shut up!
1215
00:56:56,446 --> 00:56:58,073
Okay, this is...
1216
00:56:58,148 --> 00:57:04,348
uh, this is for all the assholes
out there.
1217
00:57:04,421 --> 00:57:08,949
Prisoner of your love
1218
00:57:09,025 --> 00:57:12,654
Entangled in your web
1219
00:57:12,729 --> 00:57:16,688
Hot whispers in the night
1220
00:57:16,766 --> 00:57:19,826
I'm captured by your spell
1221
00:57:27,010 --> 00:57:30,343
Oh yes I'm touched
by your show of emotion
1222
00:57:30,413 --> 00:57:33,382
Should I be fractured
by your lack of devotion
1223
00:57:33,450 --> 00:57:34,712
Should I
1224
00:57:34,784 --> 00:57:38,049
Whoo! Ha, ha.
1225
00:57:38,121 --> 00:57:40,783
Should I
1226
00:57:40,857 --> 00:57:43,621
You'd better be good to me
1227
00:57:43,693 --> 00:57:47,493
That's how it's got to be
1228
00:57:47,564 --> 00:57:49,794
'cause I don't have no use
1229
00:57:49,866 --> 00:57:51,458
For what you loosely call
the truth
1230
00:57:51,534 --> 00:57:53,559
And you'd better
be good to me
1231
00:57:57,540 --> 00:58:01,067
I think it's also right
1232
00:58:01,144 --> 00:58:03,510
That we don't need to fight
1233
00:58:03,580 --> 00:58:06,743
When we stand face to face
1234
00:58:06,816 --> 00:58:11,014
And you present your case
1235
00:58:11,087 --> 00:58:14,488
And I know you keep telling me
that you love me
1236
00:58:14,557 --> 00:58:18,425
Not bad for a Newfie, huh?
1237
00:58:18,495 --> 00:58:19,757
But did you think
1238
00:58:19,829 --> 00:58:21,990
I'd just accept you
in blind faith
1239
00:58:22,065 --> 00:58:25,262
Oh sure baby
anything to please you
1240
00:58:25,335 --> 00:58:27,599
And you'd better
be good to me
1241
00:58:27,670 --> 00:58:31,663
That's how it's got to be
1242
00:58:31,741 --> 00:58:36,405
'cause I don't have the time
for your overloaded lines
1243
00:58:36,479 --> 00:58:38,276
You'd better be good to me
1244
00:58:39,849 --> 00:58:43,182
Be good to me
1245
00:58:43,553 --> 00:58:46,784
Be good to me
1246
00:58:47,223 --> 00:58:50,283
Be good to me
1247
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:54,423
Be good to me
1248
00:58:55,532 --> 00:58:57,864
Yeah
1249
00:58:57,934 --> 00:59:01,028
Yeah!
1250
00:59:01,104 --> 00:59:03,868
Yes! Whoo!
1251
00:59:03,940 --> 00:59:05,703
Yeah!
1252
00:59:05,775 --> 00:59:08,539
I don't know about you guys,
but I think we just found our winner!
1253
00:59:08,611 --> 00:59:10,238
Yeah!
1254
00:59:12,849 --> 00:59:14,009
Wait! Wait! Wait!
1255
00:59:14,083 --> 00:59:15,380
Not so fast, boys.
1256
00:59:15,451 --> 00:59:16,941
This one's foryou.
1257
00:59:17,020 --> 00:59:18,681
Whoo!
1258
00:59:20,356 --> 00:59:23,951
Oh, that's what I call talent!
1259
00:59:25,929 --> 00:59:27,726
Yeah! Whoo!
1260
00:59:27,797 --> 00:59:29,264
First prize.
1261
00:59:29,332 --> 00:59:31,323
Second prize.
1262
00:59:31,401 --> 00:59:33,995
Yay, Sash!
1263
00:59:35,905 --> 00:59:37,167
Yes!
1264
00:59:46,416 --> 00:59:48,077
Enough fortwo hotel rooms
and breakfast.
1265
00:59:49,352 --> 00:59:51,582
Not bad for second place.
1266
00:59:51,654 --> 00:59:53,485
Hey, you're...
you're supposed to be dead.
1267
00:59:53,556 --> 00:59:54,818
Stay away from us!
1268
00:59:54,891 --> 00:59:56,222
But how did you get out...
1269
00:59:56,292 --> 00:59:58,385
Sorry, pal.
This boy belongs to us.
1270
00:59:58,461 --> 00:59:59,485
You, let's go.
1271
01:00:05,935 --> 01:00:08,563
Come on, slick.
Let's get comfortable.
1272
01:00:08,638 --> 01:00:11,198
Okay, but I'm no cheap whore.
1273
01:00:11,274 --> 01:00:12,901
You're buying me breakfast.
1274
01:00:12,976 --> 01:00:16,969
[Laughs]
I don't think so.
1275
01:00:17,046 --> 01:00:19,310
Jill?
1276
01:00:19,382 --> 01:00:21,714
Jill, open up.
1277
01:00:27,056 --> 01:00:28,887
I guess it's me and you.
1278
01:00:34,063 --> 01:00:36,896
I have been dreaming
about this
1279
01:00:36,966 --> 01:00:38,934
my entire life.
1280
01:00:39,002 --> 01:00:41,368
Oh, I bet you have.
1281
01:00:41,437 --> 01:00:43,371
Ooh, ouch!
1282
01:00:43,439 --> 01:00:46,067
Ah.
1283
01:00:46,142 --> 01:00:48,337
Yeah, come on.
Get them off.
1284
01:00:48,411 --> 01:00:50,276
Hola!
1285
01:00:52,415 --> 01:00:55,179
Here we go.
1286
01:00:55,251 --> 01:00:56,946
What are those for?
1287
01:00:57,020 --> 01:01:00,581
Oh, you just wait and see,
little man. Hmm?
1288
01:01:02,525 --> 01:01:03,583
I really wanted to.
1289
01:01:03,660 --> 01:01:04,991
Yeah, well, so did I,
1290
01:01:05,061 --> 01:01:07,621
but we can wait
for anothertime.
1291
01:01:07,697 --> 01:01:10,165
You're so sweet.
1292
01:01:10,233 --> 01:01:11,962
Kiss me.
1293
01:01:12,035 --> 01:01:15,027
Are you sure, because it looked like
you're kind of about to release.
1294
01:01:15,104 --> 01:01:16,366
Just kiss me.
1295
01:01:20,009 --> 01:01:21,271
I can't.
1296
01:01:21,344 --> 01:01:22,333
[Vomiting]
1297
01:01:22,412 --> 01:01:24,676
Oh, God.
1298
01:01:24,747 --> 01:01:26,612
Shh. Okay, uh...
1299
01:01:34,190 --> 01:01:37,353
You were great tonight.
1300
01:01:39,295 --> 01:01:43,561
That girl on stage,
who is she?
1301
01:01:45,935 --> 01:01:49,063
Did you like her?
1302
01:01:53,276 --> 01:01:54,573
You take the bed.
I'm going to...
1303
01:01:54,644 --> 01:01:57,078
We paid good money
forthis bed,
1304
01:01:57,146 --> 01:02:02,812
and I demand
that we enjoy it.
1305
01:02:02,885 --> 01:02:06,582
Are you suggesting we share?
1306
01:02:06,656 --> 01:02:10,353
As long as you don't
get any ideas.
1307
01:02:12,161 --> 01:02:14,186
I don't get ideas.
1308
01:02:50,500 --> 01:02:52,559
Nice and tight,
1309
01:02:52,635 --> 01:02:53,761
around the horn...
1310
01:02:53,836 --> 01:02:55,736
Yee-haw!
1311
01:02:58,641 --> 01:03:00,108
So how does this work?
1312
01:03:00,176 --> 01:03:03,168
How am I supposed to earn
my brown belt this way?
1313
01:03:03,246 --> 01:03:07,080
Oh, you will, big boy.
1314
01:03:07,150 --> 01:03:08,640
Don't you worry.
1315
01:03:08,718 --> 01:03:10,447
Whateveryou're doing
back there,
1316
01:03:10,520 --> 01:03:12,852
just be careful,
because I bruise easy.
1317
01:03:15,691 --> 01:03:16,715
What do you think, Claire?
1318
01:03:16,793 --> 01:03:18,283
Should we use
the baby carrot
1319
01:03:18,361 --> 01:03:19,988
orthe Excalibur?
1320
01:03:20,062 --> 01:03:22,121
Baby carrot. Baby carrot.
1321
01:03:22,198 --> 01:03:24,996
Gosh, honey,
1322
01:03:25,067 --> 01:03:27,535
it looks like we left
the carrot at home.
1323
01:03:28,538 --> 01:03:31,336
Too bad.
So very, very sad.
1324
01:03:31,407 --> 01:03:35,070
Load me up.
1325
01:03:37,380 --> 01:03:39,007
Oh, dear Lord.
1326
01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:46,184
That was...
1327
01:03:46,255 --> 01:03:47,745
Yeah.
1328
01:03:49,492 --> 01:03:53,758
[Tyler screaming]
1329
01:03:53,830 --> 01:03:56,390
[Tyler moaning,
bed banging]
1330
01:03:59,035 --> 01:04:02,368
Sounds like we're not the only ones
having a good time.
1331
01:04:02,438 --> 01:04:04,338
Yeah.
1332
01:04:08,477 --> 01:04:10,377
This is great. Oh!
1333
01:04:30,600 --> 01:04:33,501
Cougars?
1334
01:04:33,569 --> 01:04:36,561
Hello?
1335
01:04:36,639 --> 01:04:39,107
Help?
1336
01:04:39,175 --> 01:04:40,870
Help.
1337
01:04:40,943 --> 01:04:41,910
Help!
1338
01:04:44,847 --> 01:04:49,216
Help! Help!
1339
01:04:49,285 --> 01:04:51,276
Somebody!
1340
01:04:51,354 --> 01:04:53,754
Help!
1341
01:04:53,823 --> 01:04:55,882
Tyler.
1342
01:04:55,958 --> 01:04:57,152
Oh, my god.
1343
01:04:57,226 --> 01:05:00,252
Oh, my god.
- Oh, dude.
1344
01:05:02,265 --> 01:05:03,960
Oh, my god.
1345
01:05:04,033 --> 01:05:05,625
Your place is way bigger
than ours.
1346
01:05:05,701 --> 01:05:07,931
Could somebody
just give me a hand, please?
1347
01:05:08,004 --> 01:05:10,837
Does your new friend
have a name?
1348
01:05:10,907 --> 01:05:11,931
You got hickeys.
1349
01:05:13,843 --> 01:05:14,810
No, it's just a rash.
1350
01:05:14,877 --> 01:05:17,209
Dude, you nailed Sasha.
1351
01:05:17,280 --> 01:05:18,440
You nailed my Sasha?
1352
01:05:18,514 --> 01:05:20,482
- I didn't nail anybody.
- Hey. Nick, come here.
1353
01:05:20,549 --> 01:05:21,516
What?
Nick, some details, buddy.
1354
01:05:21,584 --> 01:05:23,415
I knew you guys
were going to hook up.
1355
01:05:23,486 --> 01:05:25,818
Give us the juice, my friend.
Give us the juice.
1356
01:05:25,888 --> 01:05:27,480
Nick, come on,
come on, come on.
1357
01:05:27,556 --> 01:05:31,356
Guys? Okay, come and untie me.
1358
01:05:31,427 --> 01:05:34,624
Come and untie me, please.
Somebody!
1359
01:05:34,697 --> 01:05:36,858
Guys!
1360
01:05:36,933 --> 01:05:38,696
[Music]
1361
01:05:40,503 --> 01:05:41,970
Come on, come on, come on!
1362
01:05:42,038 --> 01:05:43,096
- Hurry!
- I'm coming!
1363
01:05:43,172 --> 01:05:46,107
Shut up! I'm a little sore!
Not a fucking word!
1364
01:05:46,175 --> 01:05:49,736
Yeah, Tyler, shake your ass!
Fuck you guys!
1365
01:05:53,916 --> 01:05:54,940
Hey.
1366
01:05:55,017 --> 01:05:57,542
You kids can't be in here.
1367
01:05:57,620 --> 01:06:00,589
Relax, old man,
1368
01:06:00,656 --> 01:06:02,351
we come bearing gifts.
1369
01:06:05,294 --> 01:06:08,058
You think you can shut me up
with a lousy mickey of booze?
1370
01:06:12,702 --> 01:06:13,691
You're kidding.
1371
01:06:13,769 --> 01:06:15,430
What? It's my personal stash.
1372
01:06:15,504 --> 01:06:16,698
Dude.
1373
01:06:16,772 --> 01:06:19,400
Make yourself at home.
1374
01:06:19,475 --> 01:06:22,069
Hey, this train goes
through Toronto, right?
1375
01:06:22,144 --> 01:06:24,476
Toronto, yes?
1376
01:06:24,547 --> 01:06:26,674
Of course it does.
1377
01:06:42,765 --> 01:06:44,926
Hey, uh,
mind if I have a little hit?
1378
01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:47,196
Beat it.
1379
01:06:56,245 --> 01:06:58,213
Hey.
1380
01:07:00,449 --> 01:07:01,677
So, did you want to...
1381
01:07:01,751 --> 01:07:04,049
I'll pass.
1382
01:07:04,120 --> 01:07:05,178
Oh, come on, Nick.
1383
01:07:05,254 --> 01:07:08,246
I know you're not
turning this down, right?
1384
01:07:08,324 --> 01:07:10,884
Sasha, I made a mistake.
1385
01:07:10,960 --> 01:07:14,623
You had sex with me
by mistake?
1386
01:07:14,697 --> 01:07:17,131
What, did you slip
and fall and accidentally...
1387
01:07:17,199 --> 01:07:18,894
We were drunk.
1388
01:07:18,968 --> 01:07:22,369
We had a one-night stand.
It was good, but that's it.
1389
01:07:22,438 --> 01:07:25,532
It wasn't that good,
so don't flatteryourself.
1390
01:07:25,608 --> 01:07:27,633
Look, I'm not going
to law school.
1391
01:07:27,710 --> 01:07:31,009
I... I have a girlfriend.
1392
01:07:31,080 --> 01:07:34,243
Trish. I know.
1393
01:07:34,316 --> 01:07:37,808
And I'm going to go to Toronto
and see her and...
1394
01:07:37,887 --> 01:07:39,252
and propose.
1395
01:07:41,457 --> 01:07:44,017
I'm, uh...
1396
01:07:44,093 --> 01:07:47,085
I'm going to ask her
to marry me.
1397
01:07:47,163 --> 01:07:48,391
It's fake.
1398
01:07:51,033 --> 01:07:53,263
I know. It's temporary.
1399
01:07:53,335 --> 01:07:56,896
Kind of like me.
1400
01:07:56,972 --> 01:07:58,803
Yeah.
1401
01:08:05,881 --> 01:08:08,349
Someday somehow
1402
01:08:08,417 --> 01:08:10,009
I'm going to make it all right
1403
01:08:10,086 --> 01:08:11,678
But not right now
1404
01:08:11,754 --> 01:08:14,848
I know you're wondering when
1405
01:08:14,924 --> 01:08:17,518
You're the only one
who knows that
1406
01:08:17,593 --> 01:08:19,652
Someday somehow
1407
01:08:19,728 --> 01:08:21,753
I'm going to make it all right
1408
01:08:21,831 --> 01:08:23,662
But not right now
1409
01:08:23,732 --> 01:08:26,530
I know
you're wondering when...
1410
01:08:28,737 --> 01:08:30,864
We're here.
1411
01:08:30,940 --> 01:08:33,238
Guys, wake up! We're here.
1412
01:08:33,309 --> 01:08:35,800
We made it.
1413
01:08:35,878 --> 01:08:37,937
I can't believe we made it.
1414
01:08:38,013 --> 01:08:40,072
We got here
with eight hours to spare.
1415
01:08:40,149 --> 01:08:42,913
- Nick...
- Guys, about five days ago,
1416
01:08:42,985 --> 01:08:44,247
Toronto was a faraway dream,
guys.
1417
01:08:44,320 --> 01:08:45,287
- Nick!
- What?
1418
01:08:48,424 --> 01:08:50,949
No... No!
1419
01:08:51,026 --> 01:08:53,221
No, you told me
we were stopping in Toronto.
1420
01:08:53,295 --> 01:08:55,593
You said "through Toronto."
1421
01:08:55,664 --> 01:08:58,064
You didn't say anything
about stopping.
1422
01:08:58,134 --> 01:09:00,864
I can't believe I gave him
the rest of my weed.
1423
01:09:04,607 --> 01:09:08,008
Montreal, huh?
1424
01:09:08,077 --> 01:09:09,977
Well, I guess we'd better make
the best of it.
1425
01:09:10,045 --> 01:09:13,606
["Super Freak" playing]
1426
01:09:24,493 --> 01:09:27,929
She's a very kinky girl
1427
01:09:27,997 --> 01:09:31,524
The kind you don't take home
to mother
1428
01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:35,058
She will never
let your spirits down
1429
01:09:35,137 --> 01:09:37,071
Once you get her
off the street
1430
01:09:37,139 --> 01:09:38,071
Ooh
1431
01:09:38,140 --> 01:09:39,835
Whoo!
1432
01:09:39,909 --> 01:09:42,935
Roast beef and a side of titties.
Are we in heaven or what?
1433
01:09:43,012 --> 01:09:45,139
She says that
I'm her all-time favourite
1434
01:09:45,214 --> 01:09:46,943
Relax, dude.
1435
01:09:47,016 --> 01:09:49,814
Propose tomorrow.
Propose in the fall.
1436
01:09:49,885 --> 01:09:51,580
All right? Who cares?
1437
01:09:51,654 --> 01:09:53,315
Especially now
that Sasha's in the picture.
1438
01:09:53,389 --> 01:09:54,879
Just drop it, Tyler.
1439
01:09:54,957 --> 01:09:57,289
That girl is really wild now
The girl's a super freak
1440
01:09:57,359 --> 01:10:00,590
The kind of girl you read about
In new-wave magazines
1441
01:10:00,663 --> 01:10:02,563
That girl is pretty kinky
1442
01:10:02,631 --> 01:10:04,622
The girl's a super freak
1443
01:10:04,700 --> 01:10:06,031
Did you get through?
1444
01:10:06,101 --> 01:10:07,295
Yeah.
1445
01:10:07,369 --> 01:10:08,597
And?
1446
01:10:08,671 --> 01:10:10,969
As soon as dad found out
I was in a strip club,
1447
01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:13,372
he offered me
a plane ticket home.
1448
01:10:13,442 --> 01:10:16,172
You're not going home,
are you, Sasha?
1449
01:10:16,245 --> 01:10:18,042
What about Toronto?
What about your music?
1450
01:10:18,113 --> 01:10:22,209
This is just not my scene, Jill.
I mean...
1451
01:10:22,284 --> 01:10:24,445
Please, Sasha, you can't,
you can't just leave me.
1452
01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:26,750
I need you.
Forget about Nick.
1453
01:10:26,822 --> 01:10:28,619
Just do it for me.
Stay. Don't leave.
1454
01:10:28,691 --> 01:10:30,158
Don't leave, don't leave.
Please.
1455
01:10:30,226 --> 01:10:31,158
Okay.
1456
01:10:31,227 --> 01:10:32,285
I'll stay.
1457
01:10:32,361 --> 01:10:35,990
She's a super freak
Super freak
1458
01:10:36,065 --> 01:10:39,865
She's a very special girl
1459
01:10:39,935 --> 01:10:41,630
Well, I'm still hungry.
Who wants thirds?
1460
01:10:41,704 --> 01:10:42,636
Oh, I'm in.
1461
01:10:42,705 --> 01:10:44,400
Hey, there.
1462
01:10:44,473 --> 01:10:47,772
Can I interest you boys
in a little... dance?
1463
01:10:47,843 --> 01:10:50,107
Nope.
1464
01:10:50,179 --> 01:10:52,579
Well, how about a massage, then?
1465
01:10:52,648 --> 01:10:53,740
We're fine.
1466
01:10:53,816 --> 01:10:55,181
Well, at least buy a drink.
1467
01:10:55,251 --> 01:10:57,515
Can't afford it.
1468
01:10:57,586 --> 01:10:59,747
This isn't a deli.
You can't just come here and eat.
1469
01:11:01,557 --> 01:11:02,683
Look, lady,
1470
01:11:02,758 --> 01:11:04,123
unless those are
breasts of chicken
1471
01:11:04,193 --> 01:11:06,718
that you're packing,
we're not buying.
1472
01:11:06,795 --> 01:11:08,422
Right.
1473
01:11:08,497 --> 01:11:10,761
R-row!
1474
01:11:10,833 --> 01:11:13,666
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
1475
01:11:13,736 --> 01:11:15,033
Hey.
1476
01:11:15,104 --> 01:11:17,072
The sign says,
"All you can eat fortwo bucks."
1477
01:11:17,139 --> 01:11:18,436
We paid it, asshole.
1478
01:11:18,507 --> 01:11:22,068
Hey, she said I could touch her.
I had permission, dammit.
1479
01:11:22,144 --> 01:11:23,941
You know what?
Le Pamplemousse.
1480
01:11:24,013 --> 01:11:26,208
Hey, these guys
are Swollen Members.
1481
01:11:26,282 --> 01:11:27,715
No, they're not.
1482
01:11:27,783 --> 01:11:29,341
Swollen's in Toronto
performing at the awards.
1483
01:11:29,418 --> 01:11:30,885
Our set's not forthree hours.
1484
01:11:30,953 --> 01:11:34,445
We thought we'd get a lap dance
before we hit the road.
1485
01:11:34,523 --> 01:11:36,855
- Prev fucked it up, though.
- Wasn't my fault.
1486
01:11:36,925 --> 01:11:38,256
You guys are going to T.O.?
1487
01:11:38,327 --> 01:11:40,488
Yo, ourflight leaves
in, like, an hour.
1488
01:11:40,562 --> 01:11:42,223
Why, you guys need a lift?
1489
01:11:46,135 --> 01:11:48,626
Nick,
1490
01:11:48,704 --> 01:11:51,969
Swollen Members
have video games on the airplane.
1491
01:11:52,041 --> 01:11:55,977
Oh, Prevail.
You're such a riot.
1492
01:11:57,212 --> 01:11:58,975
Ladies and gentlemen,
the MMVAs.
1493
01:11:59,048 --> 01:12:00,982
Welcome to
the Much Music Video Awards,
1494
01:12:01,050 --> 01:12:02,984
Featuring, live,
Avril Lavigne...
1495
01:12:03,052 --> 01:12:05,885
Hey, these are live.
Aren't we missing them?
1496
01:12:05,954 --> 01:12:07,615
No, man, relax.
It's just a pre-game.
1497
01:12:07,690 --> 01:12:09,157
We'll be right on time.
1498
01:12:09,224 --> 01:12:14,218
...Fifi Dobson, Pilate
and Swollen Members.
1499
01:12:14,296 --> 01:12:15,888
It's kind of frustrating, isn't it?
1500
01:12:15,964 --> 01:12:17,454
What is?
1501
01:12:17,533 --> 01:12:19,091
We haven't been alone
since the Prairies.
1502
01:12:19,168 --> 01:12:21,762
Yeah, that sucks.
1503
01:12:21,837 --> 01:12:24,965
And here we are
on a private jet,
1504
01:12:25,040 --> 01:12:27,372
a few... miles high.
1505
01:12:27,443 --> 01:12:29,502
Yeah, it's awesome.
1506
01:12:29,578 --> 01:12:31,478
Miles high.
1507
01:12:31,547 --> 01:12:34,015
Oh. Oh... oh!
1508
01:12:34,083 --> 01:12:36,017
Shh.
1509
01:12:36,085 --> 01:12:37,712
As usual,
the party continues here
1510
01:12:37,786 --> 01:12:39,777
at the big pre-game show,
and look at this.
1511
01:12:39,855 --> 01:12:41,516
The best part
about this red carpet
1512
01:12:41,590 --> 01:12:44,024
is all the stars who show up,
and here's a famous one,
1513
01:12:44,093 --> 01:12:45,788
record producer
Mr. Lenny Swackhammer.
1514
01:12:45,861 --> 01:12:46,793
How are you, sir?
1515
01:12:46,862 --> 01:12:48,557
Oh, shit.
It's Swackhammer, man.
1516
01:12:48,630 --> 01:12:49,858
You know that guy?
1517
01:12:49,932 --> 01:12:52,526
Everybody knows the Swack.
1518
01:12:52,601 --> 01:12:53,932
You got three nominations
this year.
1519
01:12:54,002 --> 01:12:55,594
How do you think
you're gonna fare?
1520
01:12:55,671 --> 01:12:57,935
- It's Hammertime, baby.
- Who's yourfriend?
1521
01:12:58,006 --> 01:12:59,371
Trish?
1522
01:12:59,441 --> 01:13:00,772
Who's Trish?
1523
01:13:00,843 --> 01:13:03,812
- It's my girlfriend.
- Are you sure?
1524
01:13:22,664 --> 01:13:24,962
Okay. Shh, shh.
1525
01:13:25,734 --> 01:13:29,397
No, no.
1526
01:13:29,471 --> 01:13:30,403
Oh, god.
1527
01:13:30,472 --> 01:13:33,737
Please, I'm not even here.
Come on, shh. It's okay.
1528
01:13:33,809 --> 01:13:37,006
Hey, I love you guys.
1529
01:13:37,079 --> 01:13:38,740
Yeah, you guys too.
1530
01:13:38,814 --> 01:13:40,145
Swollen Members.
1531
01:13:40,215 --> 01:13:41,182
Yeah.
1532
01:13:43,652 --> 01:13:44,619
Uh...
1533
01:13:44,686 --> 01:13:47,348
It's, uh, sweat.
1534
01:13:47,423 --> 01:13:48,947
[Cheering]
1535
01:13:56,098 --> 01:14:01,126
Are you aware
of what you make me feel
1536
01:14:01,203 --> 01:14:05,367
Baby right now
I feel invisible to you
1537
01:14:05,441 --> 01:14:07,875
Like I'm not real
1538
01:14:07,943 --> 01:14:12,346
Didn't you feel me
lock my arms around you
1539
01:14:12,414 --> 01:14:14,473
Why did you turn away
1540
01:14:14,550 --> 01:14:17,917
Here's what I have to say
1541
01:14:17,986 --> 01:14:20,819
I was left to cry there
waiting outside there
1542
01:14:20,889 --> 01:14:22,686
Grinning with a lost stare
1543
01:14:22,758 --> 01:14:24,817
The action continues.
Swollen Members have arrived.
1544
01:14:24,893 --> 01:14:27,589
Mocha, Avril just got on.
You guys are next.
1545
01:14:27,663 --> 01:14:29,893
- Whatever, George.
- Whoo. I rock!
1546
01:14:29,965 --> 01:14:34,527
'Cause you weren't there
when I was scared
1547
01:14:34,603 --> 01:14:36,696
I was so alone
1548
01:14:36,772 --> 01:14:39,240
You...
1549
01:14:39,308 --> 01:14:41,003
You need to listen
1550
01:14:41,076 --> 01:14:44,534
I'm starting to trip
I'm losing my grip
1551
01:14:44,613 --> 01:14:47,241
And I'm in this thing alone
1552
01:14:47,316 --> 01:14:48,510
Yo.
1553
01:14:48,584 --> 01:14:50,347
Whoo-hoo!
1554
01:14:50,419 --> 01:14:51,477
Gob!
1555
01:14:51,553 --> 01:14:53,680
Gob is here,
and they're drinking free booze.
1556
01:14:53,755 --> 01:14:54,687
All right!
1557
01:14:54,756 --> 01:14:56,417
Who the fuck is this guy?
1558
01:14:56,492 --> 01:14:57,982
Uh, it's our little bitch.
1559
01:14:58,060 --> 01:15:00,085
He performs tricks
and simple errands.
1560
01:15:00,162 --> 01:15:01,424
You want to borrow him?
1561
01:15:01,497 --> 01:15:02,429
Sure.
1562
01:15:02,498 --> 01:15:03,430
Beat it.
1563
01:15:03,499 --> 01:15:04,431
Excuse me.
1564
01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:05,762
I'm looking for Trish Robinson.
1565
01:15:05,834 --> 01:15:07,961
She's an intern here.
She's got long blonde hair...
1566
01:15:08,036 --> 01:15:09,697
Oh, rocket of an ass, right?
1567
01:15:09,771 --> 01:15:11,136
Yeah, she's totally around.
1568
01:15:11,206 --> 01:15:12,764
Know what?
Try the other side.
1569
01:15:12,841 --> 01:15:15,241
- Thanks.
- Hey, can I buy you a free drink?
1570
01:15:15,310 --> 01:15:17,744
Uh, honey, don't you think
we have some unfinished business
1571
01:15:17,813 --> 01:15:19,678
to attend to?
- What? Here?
1572
01:15:19,748 --> 01:15:20,680
Mm-hmm.
1573
01:15:20,749 --> 01:15:21,647
Where?
1574
01:15:21,717 --> 01:15:23,844
[Giggling]
1575
01:15:23,919 --> 01:15:25,011
Trish!
1576
01:15:25,087 --> 01:15:26,611
Nick?
1577
01:15:26,688 --> 01:15:27,882
Hey!
1578
01:15:27,956 --> 01:15:30,356
Oh, my god.
What are you doing here?
1579
01:15:30,425 --> 01:15:31,483
I came to see you.
1580
01:15:31,560 --> 01:15:33,084
Oh, you're such a sweetheart.
1581
01:15:33,161 --> 01:15:34,753
We need to talk.
1582
01:15:34,830 --> 01:15:36,627
It's so good to see you.
1583
01:15:37,866 --> 01:15:41,768
Let's go somewhere
a little bit more private.
1584
01:15:41,837 --> 01:15:44,567
If you don't care
then I don't care
1585
01:15:44,640 --> 01:15:48,076
We're not going anywhere
1586
01:15:58,520 --> 01:16:00,420
Deep throat this, bitch.
1587
01:16:00,489 --> 01:16:02,081
[Groans]
1588
01:16:02,157 --> 01:16:03,556
You can do it.
1589
01:16:03,625 --> 01:16:04,683
Tom, the fruit tray.
1590
01:16:04,760 --> 01:16:05,727
That's good.
1591
01:16:09,631 --> 01:16:10,928
You guys rock!
1592
01:16:10,999 --> 01:16:11,897
Hey, guys.
1593
01:16:11,967 --> 01:16:13,958
What's going on?
That was awesome.
1594
01:16:14,036 --> 01:16:14,968
Good show. Good show.
1595
01:16:15,037 --> 01:16:16,026
Who's the cowboy?
1596
01:16:16,104 --> 01:16:17,503
He's no cowboy.
1597
01:16:17,573 --> 01:16:20,064
He's a banana-eating,
deep-throating bitch.
1598
01:16:20,142 --> 01:16:21,302
You want him?
1599
01:16:21,376 --> 01:16:22,741
No, I want a beer.
1600
01:16:22,811 --> 01:16:23,743
Give her a beer.
1601
01:16:23,812 --> 01:16:25,439
That's not beer.
1602
01:16:25,514 --> 01:16:27,948
That's water.
1603
01:16:31,553 --> 01:16:34,021
That sucks.
1604
01:16:34,089 --> 01:16:35,989
To the green room!
1605
01:16:36,058 --> 01:16:38,083
You guys are great.
That was funny.
1606
01:16:38,160 --> 01:16:40,628
Let's go!
1607
01:16:40,696 --> 01:16:43,187
Okay. Outside, I'll meet yas.
1608
01:16:43,265 --> 01:16:44,630
Excuse me.
1609
01:16:47,269 --> 01:16:49,760
Do you work for me?
1610
01:16:49,838 --> 01:16:50,770
No.
1611
01:16:50,839 --> 01:16:52,101
Well, you should.
1612
01:16:52,174 --> 01:16:54,335
'Cause you would make
an outstanding assistant.
1613
01:16:54,409 --> 01:16:56,707
What do you say
1614
01:16:56,778 --> 01:16:59,042
we go somewhere...
1615
01:16:59,114 --> 01:17:01,207
swing the Hammerfor a while?
- Um...
1616
01:17:01,283 --> 01:17:02,215
Hammer, you're on five.
1617
01:17:02,284 --> 01:17:04,718
Yeah, thanks.
1618
01:17:04,786 --> 01:17:05,878
Swing the Hammer later, yeah?
1619
01:17:05,954 --> 01:17:07,353
[Slaps her ass]
1620
01:17:09,524 --> 01:17:12,049
Sash, Avril Lavigne
just got me wet
1621
01:17:12,127 --> 01:17:13,025
in the pants.
1622
01:17:13,095 --> 01:17:14,824
That's great, Tyler.
Look, I'm leaving.
1623
01:17:14,896 --> 01:17:15,828
What?
1624
01:17:15,897 --> 01:17:17,125
Yeah. Look...
1625
01:17:17,199 --> 01:17:18,461
tell Jill I'm sorry.
1626
01:17:18,533 --> 01:17:22,060
I'm taking my plane ticket,
and just tell her...
1627
01:17:22,137 --> 01:17:24,298
ljust want to go home, okay?
1628
01:17:24,373 --> 01:17:25,931
All right.
1629
01:17:26,008 --> 01:17:27,236
I'm sorry about Nick.
1630
01:17:27,309 --> 01:17:30,540
I know guys can be jerks.
1631
01:17:30,612 --> 01:17:33,581
But Avril Lavigne's hot!
1632
01:17:34,516 --> 01:17:36,609
[Cheering]
1633
01:17:37,886 --> 01:17:38,818
Hey, what's going on?
1634
01:17:38,887 --> 01:17:41,515
Are you ready?
Well, give it up.
1635
01:17:41,590 --> 01:17:44,320
Swollen Members!
1636
01:17:44,393 --> 01:17:46,588
["Watch This" plays]
1637
01:17:55,637 --> 01:17:58,231
My motorcycle rings are flooded
I'm star studded
1638
01:17:58,306 --> 01:18:01,434
You motherfuckers
not going to be able to cut it
1639
01:18:01,510 --> 01:18:03,603
Listen bitch
I'm a tough act to follow
1640
01:18:03,679 --> 01:18:05,977
Suck my dick
And here's a nut sack to swallow
1641
01:18:06,048 --> 01:18:08,175
Want to get personal
close and intimate
1642
01:18:08,250 --> 01:18:10,241
Listen kid I'm a whole
different instrument
1643
01:18:10,318 --> 01:18:13,151
Mental I'm not sentimental
I'm intricate
1644
01:18:13,221 --> 01:18:15,086
It's impossible
not to get into it
1645
01:18:15,157 --> 01:18:16,749
My intent to vent
is not innocent...
1646
01:18:16,825 --> 01:18:18,383
Wow.
1647
01:18:18,460 --> 01:18:20,951
...Of being real filthy
with these menacing ways
1648
01:18:21,029 --> 01:18:22,394
It's time
to finish your phase
1649
01:18:22,464 --> 01:18:25,160
I'm proof that raw adrenaline
and energy pays
1650
01:18:25,233 --> 01:18:26,757
You're done your time is up
1651
01:18:26,835 --> 01:18:30,293
It's a brand-new beat
now turn it up
1652
01:18:30,372 --> 01:18:31,862
Swollen's been coming up
1653
01:18:31,940 --> 01:18:34,534
So watch these motherfuckers
burn it up
1654
01:18:34,609 --> 01:18:36,634
You're done your time is up
1655
01:18:36,712 --> 01:18:39,408
It's a brand-new beat
now turn it up
1656
01:18:39,481 --> 01:18:41,142
Swollen's been coming up
1657
01:18:41,216 --> 01:18:42,513
Now watch these
motherfuckers...
1658
01:18:42,584 --> 01:18:44,882
I can't.
1659
01:18:44,953 --> 01:18:46,648
I can't do this.
1660
01:18:46,722 --> 01:18:47,984
What is it?
1661
01:18:48,056 --> 01:18:50,820
I wasn't faithful.
1662
01:18:50,892 --> 01:18:55,556
You had a fling?
1663
01:18:55,630 --> 01:18:57,461
She wasn't a fling.
1664
01:18:57,532 --> 01:18:59,466
Well, who was she?
Do I know her?
1665
01:18:59,534 --> 01:19:01,331
No. No, I met her
on the way here.
1666
01:19:01,403 --> 01:19:03,166
She was...
1667
01:19:05,240 --> 01:19:06,707
She was hitchhiking.
1668
01:19:06,775 --> 01:19:10,336
You're dumping me
for a hitchhiker?
1669
01:19:12,447 --> 01:19:14,005
I'm sorry.
1670
01:19:16,451 --> 01:19:19,386
I'm a hurricane pop
with the speed of a cheetah
1671
01:19:19,454 --> 01:19:21,786
Believe in the new school
'cause it pees on the leaders
1672
01:19:21,857 --> 01:19:24,655
You're done your time is up
1673
01:19:24,726 --> 01:19:26,557
Never mess with a black belt,
asshole.
1674
01:19:26,628 --> 01:19:28,789
Swollen's been coming up
1675
01:19:28,864 --> 01:19:31,594
So watch these motherfuckers
burn it up
1676
01:19:31,666 --> 01:19:33,531
You're done your time is up
1677
01:19:33,602 --> 01:19:36,400
It's a brand-new beat
now turn it up
1678
01:19:36,471 --> 01:19:38,336
Swollen's been coming up
1679
01:19:38,406 --> 01:19:41,136
Now watch these motherfuckers
burn it up
1680
01:19:41,209 --> 01:19:43,109
Sasha!
1681
01:19:47,783 --> 01:19:49,341
Sasha!!
1682
01:19:51,119 --> 01:19:53,587
You marry Trish, you die.
1683
01:19:53,655 --> 01:19:54,622
What?
1684
01:19:54,689 --> 01:19:56,020
She's no good foryou.
1685
01:19:56,091 --> 01:19:57,558
No shit.
1686
01:19:57,626 --> 01:19:58,593
What do you mean?
1687
01:20:00,629 --> 01:20:02,426
We broke up, you psycho.
1688
01:20:02,497 --> 01:20:04,988
I want Sasha.
1689
01:20:05,066 --> 01:20:07,728
Oh.
1690
01:20:07,803 --> 01:20:09,464
Who the hell are you?
1691
01:20:09,538 --> 01:20:11,130
My name's Emile.
1692
01:20:11,206 --> 01:20:12,798
Your parents hired me.
1693
01:20:12,874 --> 01:20:13,806
My parents?
1694
01:20:13,875 --> 01:20:14,807
Yeah.
1695
01:20:14,876 --> 01:20:16,810
Kind of weird, huh?
1696
01:20:16,878 --> 01:20:19,506
Yeah.
1697
01:20:22,050 --> 01:20:24,518
[Applause]
1698
01:20:33,495 --> 01:20:35,656
All right.
1699
01:20:41,269 --> 01:20:42,827
In honour of Gob's
kick-ass new album,
1700
01:20:42,904 --> 01:20:45,498
famed record producer
Mr. Lenny Swackhammer
1701
01:20:45,574 --> 01:20:47,508
is here to present them
with an honorary MMVA.
1702
01:20:47,576 --> 01:20:49,339
Thank you, George.
1703
01:20:49,411 --> 01:20:52,005
You know, the truth is...
1704
01:20:52,080 --> 01:20:54,241
Okay, I'm coming. Oh, god.
1705
01:20:54,316 --> 01:20:56,944
...recording artist
while these kids
1706
01:20:57,018 --> 01:20:59,077
were still learning their g-o-bs.
1707
01:20:59,154 --> 01:21:01,122
[Laughs]
1708
01:21:01,189 --> 01:21:04,124
But I digress. I digress.
1709
01:21:04,192 --> 01:21:05,250
Yeah. Okay, come on.
1710
01:21:05,327 --> 01:21:07,192
Bring it home to mama.
1711
01:21:07,262 --> 01:21:09,457
Oh, baby, yes!
- Oh, my.
1712
01:21:11,333 --> 01:21:12,595
...to present to...
1713
01:21:12,667 --> 01:21:13,725
Oh, my god.
1714
01:21:23,945 --> 01:21:25,537
I love you guys!
1715
01:21:25,614 --> 01:21:27,047
[Smack]
1716
01:21:32,454 --> 01:21:33,785
Dude, are you okay?
1717
01:21:34,556 --> 01:21:35,750
[Gagging]
1718
01:21:39,127 --> 01:21:40,389
Oh!
1719
01:21:42,497 --> 01:21:44,089
So wrong, yet so funny.
1720
01:21:50,872 --> 01:21:52,134
Dime, are you all right?
1721
01:21:52,207 --> 01:21:53,674
Are you kidding?
You were amazing.
1722
01:21:53,742 --> 01:21:54,674
Guys, get in.
1723
01:21:54,743 --> 01:21:55,675
Where are we going?
1724
01:21:55,744 --> 01:21:57,678
- Does it matter?
- Not really.
1725
01:21:59,848 --> 01:22:01,713
Go, go, go, go, go!
1726
01:22:04,319 --> 01:22:05,251
Good luck.
1727
01:22:09,291 --> 01:22:11,759
[Darkness's "Growing On Me"
playing]
1728
01:22:27,943 --> 01:22:31,140
Sleeping in an empty bed
1729
01:22:31,212 --> 01:22:34,875
I can't get you off my head
1730
01:22:34,950 --> 01:22:37,919
And I won't have a life
until you're dead
1731
01:22:37,986 --> 01:22:40,546
Yeah you heard what I said
1732
01:22:40,622 --> 01:22:43,955
I want to shake you off
but you just won't go
1733
01:22:44,025 --> 01:22:45,356
And you're all over me
1734
01:22:45,427 --> 01:22:47,520
But I don't want anyone
to know
1735
01:22:47,595 --> 01:22:50,223
That you're attached to me
that's how you've grown...
1736
01:22:50,298 --> 01:22:53,131
Hey, wench.
1737
01:22:53,201 --> 01:22:54,566
Get me some tartar sauce.
1738
01:22:57,038 --> 01:23:00,997
Damn compact, fuel efficient...
1739
01:23:01,076 --> 01:23:03,909
Look, buddy,
1740
01:23:03,979 --> 01:23:07,415
if you call me a wench
one more time,
1741
01:23:07,482 --> 01:23:08,676
I swearto god, I'm...
1742
01:23:08,750 --> 01:23:10,911
Sasha, I need to speak with you
right now, please.
1743
01:23:10,986 --> 01:23:11,918
Excuse me.
1744
01:23:11,987 --> 01:23:13,716
Right now, please, Sasha.
1745
01:23:13,788 --> 01:23:17,087
Hey, there!
You fellers lost or what?
1746
01:23:17,158 --> 01:23:18,750
Whoa! They got surfing here?
1747
01:23:18,827 --> 01:23:20,886
Yeah. You guys ride, do you?
1748
01:23:20,962 --> 01:23:22,759
Are you kidding me?
We're from Tofino, man.
1749
01:23:22,831 --> 01:23:24,355
That means yes.
1750
01:23:24,432 --> 01:23:26,400
Hey, are you guys
Sasha's brothers?
1751
01:23:26,468 --> 01:23:27,901
Could be. Who's asking?
1752
01:23:27,969 --> 01:23:29,027
I'm Nick. I'm...
1753
01:23:29,804 --> 01:23:31,169
Oh, man.
1754
01:23:31,239 --> 01:23:32,729
I think this is the place.
1755
01:23:32,807 --> 01:23:34,240
Where's Sasha?
1756
01:23:34,309 --> 01:23:36,800
Over across the bay,
flogging fish and chips.
1757
01:23:36,878 --> 01:23:37,845
I've got to see her.
1758
01:23:37,912 --> 01:23:41,370
I'm afraid not, boy.
Ain't a chance in hell of seeing she.
1759
01:23:41,449 --> 01:23:43,542
Guys, we drove all the way here
1760
01:23:43,618 --> 01:23:45,882
just so I could apologize. Now...
1761
01:23:45,954 --> 01:23:48,184
If I have to take beats
to tell her I'm sorry,
1762
01:23:48,256 --> 01:23:50,281
you know what?
Just get it over with.
1763
01:23:50,358 --> 01:23:52,326
Go on, run for it, Nick!
1764
01:24:03,538 --> 01:24:05,870
All right.
1765
01:24:05,940 --> 01:24:08,773
Well, you guys got some ol' guts.
I'll give you that much.
1766
01:24:08,843 --> 01:24:09,867
Especially that one.
1767
01:24:09,944 --> 01:24:12,435
Oh, my god. It's... fucking cold!
1768
01:24:12,514 --> 01:24:14,414
He's not much of a paddler,
1769
01:24:14,482 --> 01:24:15,471
is he, boys?
1770
01:24:15,550 --> 01:24:17,984
Hey, easy on the boy.
1771
01:24:18,053 --> 01:24:19,953
It's his first time.
1772
01:24:26,861 --> 01:24:29,227
I hope he climbs
betterthan he swims.
1773
01:24:40,375 --> 01:24:42,639
Here's your bowl of jiz.
1774
01:24:42,710 --> 01:24:43,642
Oh, you're good.
1775
01:24:43,711 --> 01:24:44,939
Ow.
1776
01:24:45,013 --> 01:24:45,945
Aw, shit!
1777
01:24:46,014 --> 01:24:47,447
Nick?
1778
01:24:47,515 --> 01:24:50,109
Sasha.
1779
01:24:51,586 --> 01:24:53,110
What happened to you?
1780
01:24:55,090 --> 01:24:57,320
Oh, I, uh... I met your brothers.
1781
01:24:57,392 --> 01:24:59,758
Why are you here?
1782
01:24:59,828 --> 01:25:01,921
Trish turn you down?
1783
01:25:01,996 --> 01:25:04,760
No. No, I never proposed.
1784
01:25:04,833 --> 01:25:08,769
So you came here
to collect second prize.
1785
01:25:08,837 --> 01:25:12,034
Doesn't work that way, Nick.
Try not to fall on your way down.
1786
01:25:12,107 --> 01:25:14,302
Oh, come on, Sasha.
Ljust scaled a cliff.
1787
01:25:14,375 --> 01:25:17,469
Hey, wench! Think you can pull
yourself away from your man-whore
1788
01:25:17,545 --> 01:25:18,944
long enough to get me a beer?
1789
01:25:19,013 --> 01:25:21,880
Listen, you creepy little man!
1790
01:25:21,950 --> 01:25:22,882
Sasha!
1791
01:25:22,951 --> 01:25:23,883
What?
1792
01:25:23,952 --> 01:25:25,385
Take it outside now.
1793
01:25:25,453 --> 01:25:28,286
Come with me.
1794
01:25:37,098 --> 01:25:38,065
Oh, wow.
1795
01:25:38,133 --> 01:25:40,226
It's beautiful.
1796
01:25:40,301 --> 01:25:42,360
Yeah, you know, trees, rocks,
1797
01:25:42,437 --> 01:25:45,065
ocean, iceberg.
1798
01:25:47,008 --> 01:25:49,704
Look, Sasha,
I came here because l...
1799
01:25:49,777 --> 01:25:52,610
To sleep with me
by mistake again?
1800
01:25:52,680 --> 01:25:55,342
Oh, no, no, no.
For real this time.
1801
01:25:55,416 --> 01:25:58,146
I mean, I couldn't
turn you down in that get-up.
1802
01:26:03,458 --> 01:26:06,086
Am I still the biggest mistake
you ever made?
1803
01:26:12,567 --> 01:26:17,095
[Music]
1804
01:26:21,776 --> 01:26:24,438
[Cheering]
1805
01:26:28,049 --> 01:26:29,778
Oh, god. That's cold.
1806
01:26:32,086 --> 01:26:33,883
Oh, my god.
1807
01:26:33,955 --> 01:26:40,383
Yourfriends
are a bunch of idiots.
1808
01:26:40,461 --> 01:26:43,191
Yeah. Yeah.
1809
01:26:43,264 --> 01:26:45,027
[Sasha laughs]
1810
01:26:45,900 --> 01:26:47,663
It's a whale, dude.
1811
01:26:47,735 --> 01:26:50,761
Dude, my balls are curling
into my abdomen. I'm turning back.
1812
01:26:50,838 --> 01:26:52,829
- No, you can't. They're going
to think we're pussies.
1813
01:26:52,907 --> 01:26:54,101
We're from Tofino, man.
Tofino!
1814
01:26:54,175 --> 01:26:55,938
Tyler, that is an iceberg.
1815
01:26:56,010 --> 01:26:57,170
It's a fucking iceberg.
1816
01:26:57,245 --> 01:26:58,906
No shit, man. It's awesome.
1817
01:26:58,980 --> 01:27:00,777
Let's piss on it.
- Yeah!
1818
01:27:00,848 --> 01:27:04,215
What a wonderful world
1819
01:27:04,285 --> 01:27:06,617
Whoo! Whoo!
1820
01:27:09,657 --> 01:27:10,589
Yeah.
1821
01:27:10,658 --> 01:27:13,456
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
1822
01:27:16,164 --> 01:27:17,495
Aah!
1823
01:27:17,565 --> 01:27:19,965
Aah, I'm going backwards.
1824
01:27:20,034 --> 01:27:22,161
Use your penis as a propeller.
1825
01:27:22,237 --> 01:27:26,071
I was producing
platinum-winning accord...
1826
01:27:26,140 --> 01:27:27,072
Whatever I'm saying,
1827
01:27:27,141 --> 01:27:29,769
I can't fucking
rememberthe words.
1828
01:27:29,844 --> 01:27:32,108
Relax. It's probably just a ticket.
1829
01:27:32,180 --> 01:27:36,082
We can't afford a ticket, Tyler.
1830
01:27:36,150 --> 01:27:38,914
Wanna kiss him?
1831
01:27:38,987 --> 01:27:40,215
Uh, Job says,
1832
01:27:40,288 --> 01:27:43,451
"Thou shalt not insert
anything into his rectum."
1833
01:27:43,524 --> 01:27:44,456
I want to.
1834
01:27:44,525 --> 01:27:45,514
"Under any circumstance."
1835
01:27:45,593 --> 01:27:46,651
[Telephone rings]
1836
01:27:46,728 --> 01:27:48,127
Jesus is calling.
1837
01:27:48,196 --> 01:27:51,688
[Retching]
1838
01:27:54,602 --> 01:27:57,196
[Dings tuning fork]
1839
01:27:57,272 --> 01:27:59,001
What's your name?
1840
01:27:59,073 --> 01:28:00,267
[Laughs wickedly]
1841
01:28:10,652 --> 01:28:12,984
Go on, kiss it.
1842
01:28:13,054 --> 01:28:14,919
Looks good on you!
1843
01:28:22,864 --> 01:28:24,263
Holy shit.
1844
01:28:27,068 --> 01:28:30,504
[Sum 41's "Open Your Eyes"
playing]
1845
01:31:04,759 --> 01:31:07,626
[Gob's "Break" playing]
1846
01:32:55,703 --> 01:32:57,102
Drop the corn.
1847
01:32:58,673 --> 01:33:02,006
Unless you know how to use it.
121149
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Czech
Danish
Dutch
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Tamil
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
