1
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[Ang "Cold Hard Bitch" ni Jet
naglalaro]

2
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Kailangang umalis ng bayan
nakakuha ng isa pang appointment

3
00:00:27,260 --> 00:00:30,457
Ginastos ko lahat ng renta ko
babaeng alam mong nag-enjoy

4
00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:32,361
Oo

5
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Hindi magtatambay
hanggang sa walang sumasayaw

6
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Ayokong magkaholding hands

7
00:00:39,439 --> 00:00:41,498
At pag-usapan
ang aming munting plano

8
00:00:41,574 --> 00:00:43,439
Sige

9
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malamig na matapang na asong babae
isang halik lang sa labi

10
00:00:49,416 --> 00:00:53,011
At nakaluhod
Naghihintay ako bigyan mo ako

11
00:00:53,086 --> 00:00:54,644
malamig na matapang na asong babae...

12
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[Ang "Get On" ni Dirtmits]

13
00:00:56,222 --> 00:00:59,350
...Napadpad ka dito sa gitna
at nakuha mo ito

14
00:01:01,861 --> 00:01:03,385
Natigil sa gitna

15
00:01:03,463 --> 00:01:05,431
Napadpad ka dito
sa gitna

16
00:01:05,498 --> 00:01:07,227
At nakuha mo ito

17
00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:12,203
Oo

18
00:01:12,272 --> 00:01:14,433
Oo oo

19
00:01:14,507 --> 00:01:16,338
Nasa hustong gulang na ako ngayon. Whoo!

20
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Malalim na lalamunan.
Malalim na lalamunan. Tara na!

21
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Whoo!

22
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Whoo-hoo. Oo!

23
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Ahh.

24
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Mag college na ako! Whoo!

25
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Gabi, mga pare.

26
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Nick! Buddy, alis na tayo.

27
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Hay, hey, hey.
Halika na.

28
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Guys, hindi ko kaya. Sabi sayo, hindi ko kaya.

29
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Chug-a-lug! Chug-a-lug!

30
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Ibaba mo ako!

31
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Oh, tao, ito ay nasa aking ilong!

32
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Nagpapalo ka
may condom ngayon?

33
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Dude, ikaw
dapat gamitin ang mga ito,

34
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huwag kolektahin silang lahat.
Hindi sila hockey card.

35
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Maliban kung...

36
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Manahimik ka.

37
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Dude, ikaw ay tumatapik sa asno ngayong gabi.
Oo!

38
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Teka. Hindi, hindi. Hindi ganyan ang itsura,
ikaw ay hindi. Magiging maayos ka.

39
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Tandaan mo lang-
parang porn.

40
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Mayroon kang apat na posisyon,
tatlong minuto bawat isa,

41
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pagkatapos ay pumunta sa harapan.

42
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- Hindi, hindi ang mukha.
- Oo, ang mukha, tao.

43
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Ginagawa ito ng mga unggoy
sa loob ng ilang dekada.

44
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Plus gusto ng mga chicks.
Ito ay isang exfoliant.

45
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See you guys around.
Wish me luck.

46
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Good luck, Nick.

47
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Hoy, ingatan mo yung wrapper.

48
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ano?

49
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Alam mo, tulad ng, bilang isang alaala
o souvenir o isang bagay.

50
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Ilagay ito sa isang libro o...

51
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ano?
Pupunta ako dito.

52
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Ngayon, isang pakiramdam na lang,

53
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at mahirap...

54
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para malaman kung bakit, pero...

55
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Sa tingin ko mayroon ka

56
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eksakto kung ano ang hinahanap ko,

57
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at magagamit kita
sa lalong madaling panahon.

58
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Salamat, Mr. Swackhammer.

59
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Tatawagan muna kita
sa umaga.

60
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- Oo, gawin mo iyan.
- Trish!

61
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Nick, uy.

62
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Ayan ka na.

63
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Um, ito ay...
[Tumunog ang cellphone]

64
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Mangyaring hawakan.
Pumunta sa Hammer.

65
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Hindi pwede.

66
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ako ay naging
hinahanap ka.

67
00:03:04,050 --> 00:03:05,517
lasing ka ba?

68
00:03:05,585 --> 00:03:07,348
Nick, may deal kami.

69
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ilang lalaki
nabuhusan lang ako ng beer.

70
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Seryoso ako.
Trish, tara na.

71
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Huling araw na ng high school.
Ayaw mong mag-iwan ng birhen

72
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higit pa sa ginagawa ko.

73
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Sige, Nick.
Nakuha mo na.

74
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Pareho tayong meron.

75
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Sumunod ka sa akin.

76
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Ay, hindi. Ay, hindi.

77
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Oo

78
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Mag-ingay ka!

79
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[Umuungol at umuungol]

80
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[Paglalaro ng "Sex" ni Kyprios]

81
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[Tumawa]

82
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Wow!

83
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- Ayos lang ba iyon?
- Nagbibiro ka ba?

84
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Iyon ang pinakamahusay
dalawa at kalahating minuto ng buhay ko.

85
00:04:05,712 --> 00:04:07,236
talaga?

86
00:04:07,313 --> 00:04:08,712
Oh, wow.

87
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Hindi makapaniwala
matagal kaming naghintay para gawin ito.

88
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Kailangan kong magpaganda
para sa nawawalang oras.

89
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Kailangan nating gawin ito
marami.

90
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Okay.

91
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Thattaboy. Thattaboy.

92
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Oo.

93
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Oh, shit.

94
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Hindi. Oh, crap.

95
00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:28,360
Whoo!

96
00:04:31,738 --> 00:04:33,535
Mga kaibigan mo
ay isang grupo ng mga idiots.

97
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hey, buddy,

98
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may mali
kasama ang larawang ito.

99
00:04:36,976 --> 00:04:38,568
Oo, nakikipag-sex si Nick
at hindi kami.

100
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Halika na. Operation Poontang!

101
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[Tumawa]

102
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Sa ngayon
alam mo iniisip mo ako

103
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kasarian

104
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kahit saan ako
na gusto mong maging ako

105
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kasarian

106
00:04:55,194 --> 00:04:58,186
At gusto mo
akala mo mahal ako

107
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Sa kaliwa mo, anak.

108
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para saan ito?

109
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Whoo.

110
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Isa itong piercing chair.

111
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Oh, diyos.

112
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Kayo naman
nagpapabutas ngayon?

113
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Oo, nag-iiba kami.

114
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Tingnan mo. Tinatawag nila itong javelin.

115
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Gusto mo ng isa
sa bahay?

116
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Uminom ka.
Yin yang huo.

117
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Malibog na damo ng kambing.

118
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Pagkatapos ng isang magaspang na gabi ng sex,

119
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bagay lang yan.

120
00:05:26,292 --> 00:05:27,350
pasensya na ha?

121
00:05:27,427 --> 00:05:29,895
Oh, huwag kang mahiya, Nick.
Alam ng lahat.

122
00:05:29,962 --> 00:05:32,055
Ang aming munting anak
tuluyang nawala ang kanyang virginity.

123
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Sobrang kahihiyan noon
kasama ang spawn ni Lucifer.

124
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ano?

125
00:05:36,903 --> 00:05:37,995
WHO?

126
00:05:38,071 --> 00:05:40,005
Oh, magsalita tungkol sa diyablo.

127
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Hoy, Nick.

128
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Trish.

129
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Jerry, Toni.

130
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Iniisip ko kung saan ka nagpunta.

131
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Nagkaroon ng tae-kwon-do class
ngayong umaga.

132
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Ah!

133
00:05:53,586 --> 00:05:55,315
tama yan.

134
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Oo, bumangon ka na...

135
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[Both]: Bago magtanghali.

136
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Dapat subukan ito ng iyong mga kababayan
minsan.

137
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Oo.

138
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Tingnan mo, nagkaroon ako
isang magandang panahon

139
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kagabi.

140
00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:11,803
Oh, diyos, ganoon din ako.

141
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Oh, hey, ang ganda mo ngayon.

142
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salamat po.

143
00:06:15,675 --> 00:06:17,643
Anong meron sa mga bag?

144
00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:22,238
Actually, yun ang gusto ko
para kausapin ka.

145
00:06:24,717 --> 00:06:27,208
Hindi ako titira sa islang ito
magpakailanman, Nick.

146
00:06:27,286 --> 00:06:29,220
Major's ko sa communications.

147
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Ito ay mabuti para sa akin.

148
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Buong summer?

149
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I mean, Trish, paano tayo?

150
00:06:33,659 --> 00:06:35,854
Paano ang mga plano natin?

151
00:06:35,928 --> 00:06:38,863
Nick, libu-libong babae
ilapat ang bagay na ito.

152
00:06:38,931 --> 00:06:41,058
Sabi niya ako daw ang first choice niya.

153
00:06:41,134 --> 00:06:42,101
Nakilala mo ang lalaking ito
kahapon.

154
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Hoy, Trish.

155
00:06:43,569 --> 00:06:46,732
Oras na, anak.
Naghihintay ang iyong Eager Beaver.

156
00:06:46,806 --> 00:06:48,171
Bumalik ka, Swackhammer,
may moment tayo.

157
00:06:50,143 --> 00:06:52,168
Tingnan mo ang resume ko
maaaring gumamit ng karanasan.

158
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Kung inaalagaan mo ako,
sasabihin mong pumunta ako.

159
00:06:58,518 --> 00:07:00,952
Okay.

160
00:07:01,020 --> 00:07:03,113
Tayo ay mananatiling tapat,
tama ba?

161
00:07:04,824 --> 00:07:05,950
susubukan ko.

162
00:07:06,025 --> 00:07:07,117
Susubukan mo?

163
00:07:07,193 --> 00:07:08,922
Halika, Nick.

164
00:07:08,995 --> 00:07:10,622
Hindi naman kasi kami engaged.

165
00:07:11,731 --> 00:07:14,700
Ay, teka, teka, teka, teka.

166
00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:17,293
Um...

167
00:07:17,370 --> 00:07:18,928
[pag-ihip ng propeller]

168
00:07:19,005 --> 00:07:20,336
Trish, alis na tayo!

169
00:07:20,406 --> 00:07:21,464
Maging matalino.

170
00:07:23,042 --> 00:07:27,775
Ayaw mong matapos
tulad ng mga magulang mo.

171
00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:32,110
[Tutugtog ng "Break" ni Gob]

172
00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:51,600
Whoo!

173
00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:56,340
Buti laruin mo
lumamig at namamaga

174
00:07:56,409 --> 00:08:00,971
Pero napagdaanan ko na
lahat ng impiyerno

175
00:08:01,047 --> 00:08:03,572
Magplanong magpahinga
isipin mo tapos kalimutan mo na

176
00:08:03,649 --> 00:08:06,117
Mas mabuti kung ito ay kumurap

177
00:08:06,185 --> 00:08:11,589
hindi ako nakakalusot
sa lahat

178
00:08:11,657 --> 00:08:14,057
Ayokong magdasal
Ayokong magdasal

179
00:08:14,126 --> 00:08:15,286
Ayokong magdasal

180
00:08:15,361 --> 00:08:17,420
Gusto ko lang sumakay...

181
00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:19,226
Aah!

182
00:08:19,298 --> 00:08:21,459
What the hell
ginagawa mo ba

183
00:08:21,534 --> 00:08:24,560
Nagpapadala ng ilang e-mail na larawan
kay Trish

184
00:08:24,637 --> 00:08:26,832
kung sakaling ma homesick siya.

185
00:08:26,906 --> 00:08:29,966
Ilang linggo na siyang wala, pare.
lampasan mo na.

186
00:08:30,042 --> 00:08:32,510
Halika, nakikita mo
yung mga alon dyan?

187
00:08:32,578 --> 00:08:34,068
Sila ay napakarilag.

188
00:08:34,146 --> 00:08:36,944
Nag-surf ako sa isang hard-on
buong umaga.

189
00:08:37,016 --> 00:08:38,745
Halika na. Gusto mo pumasok?

190
00:08:38,818 --> 00:08:40,513
Tyler, sa lahat ng taon
nakilala mo ako,

191
00:08:40,586 --> 00:08:42,850
nag surfing na ba ako?

192
00:08:42,922 --> 00:08:44,787
Oh, Nick, tingnan mo.

193
00:08:44,857 --> 00:08:46,757
Tinatawag mo itong buhay?

194
00:08:46,826 --> 00:08:48,088
Ito ay tungkol sa
nakikipagsapalaran, tao.

195
00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:50,128
Sinisipa.

196
00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:51,857
Tingnan mo si Dime sa labas.

197
00:08:51,931 --> 00:08:55,264
Siya ay ganap na mahina,
at nanganganib siyang mamatay

198
00:08:55,334 --> 00:08:56,824
sa bawat oras
lumabas siya doon,

199
00:08:56,903 --> 00:08:59,371
gayon pa man ay patuloy niya itong ginagawa.
Alam mo ba kung bakit?

200
00:08:59,438 --> 00:09:02,066
Uh, oo, ano ito?

201
00:09:02,141 --> 00:09:03,870
Carpe Diem.
Sakupin ang araw?

202
00:09:03,943 --> 00:09:05,467
Nakuha ko.

203
00:09:08,114 --> 00:09:09,411
Sa tingin ko hindi mo ginagawa.

204
00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:14,852
pasensya na ha?

205
00:09:14,921 --> 00:09:17,355
Pwede mo ba akong bigyan
isang kamay dito?

206
00:09:17,423 --> 00:09:19,789
Nahihirapan ako
gamit ang aking mga strap.

207
00:09:19,859 --> 00:09:21,918
Uh... oo.

208
00:09:21,994 --> 00:09:23,552
Oo naman.

209
00:09:25,531 --> 00:09:26,793
Pumasok ka na.

210
00:09:29,101 --> 00:09:30,864
Alam mo, hindi talaga ako magaling
may mga buhol,

211
00:09:30,937 --> 00:09:32,928
pero masasabi ko...

212
00:09:33,005 --> 00:09:35,030
napakahusay mong mga kamay.

213
00:09:35,107 --> 00:09:36,301
Salamat.

214
00:09:36,375 --> 00:09:38,866
I bet magaling ka talaga
kasama nila.

215
00:09:38,945 --> 00:09:42,506
Oo, bet ko ikaw.

216
00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:43,879
Alam mo... ako, uh...

217
00:09:43,950 --> 00:09:44,882
may nakikita ako,

218
00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:46,885
kaya medyo ako
emosyonal na hindi magagamit.

219
00:09:46,953 --> 00:09:49,319
ayos lang yan. Kakaalis lang namin
ang ating mga emosyon mula rito.

220
00:09:49,388 --> 00:09:51,049
Sa totoo lang, kinikilig ako,
salamat, pero...

221
00:09:51,123 --> 00:09:52,954
Oh, tara na.

222
00:09:53,025 --> 00:09:56,586
I mean, sabi nila matapang ka,
pero half-hubad ako dito.

223
00:09:56,662 --> 00:09:59,631
sila? Sino sila?

224
00:09:59,699 --> 00:10:01,189
Um...

225
00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:03,326
- Hi, honey.
- Hoy, bud.

226
00:10:03,402 --> 00:10:05,734
Sinusubukan lang namin,
alam mo, pasayahin ka ng kaunti,

227
00:10:05,805 --> 00:10:07,329
Alisin mo ang isip mo Trish.

228
00:10:07,406 --> 00:10:09,874
Oh, at binigyan niya kami
isang napakahusay na rate.

229
00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:11,341
Oo, well...

230
00:10:11,410 --> 00:10:13,207
Nakuha mo ako ng kabit?

231
00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:14,211
Ay, hindi, hindi.

232
00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:15,838
Isa akong massage therapist.

233
00:10:15,915 --> 00:10:18,884
Ngunit para sa dagdag na 50,
Kaya ko, alam mo...

234
00:10:18,951 --> 00:10:21,442
Hindi. May girlfriend ako!
At maganda siya,

235
00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:22,953
at matalino,
at pupunta sa isang lugar.

236
00:10:23,022 --> 00:10:25,422
At pagkatapos nito
Natapos na ang maraming Music Awards,

237
00:10:25,491 --> 00:10:27,686
babalik siya dito...
- Aba.

238
00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:29,694
Ang Maraming Music Video Awards?
- Oo.

239
00:10:29,762 --> 00:10:30,729
Hayaan akong hulaan.

240
00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:33,959
Internship
kasama si Lenny Swackhammer?

241
00:10:34,033 --> 00:10:35,557
Kilala mo siya?

242
00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:38,536
Oh, kilala ko siya.
Lahat ng siyam na pulgada, sa katunayan.

243
00:10:38,604 --> 00:10:41,835
May trabaho ako ng girlfriend mo
noong nakaraang taon. Ang Swackhammer na iyon,

244
00:10:41,907 --> 00:10:45,866
ginawa niya ang mga parangal na iyon
one hell of a night.

245
00:10:45,945 --> 00:10:48,004
Whoo!

246
00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:49,047
Teka. Teka.

247
00:10:49,115 --> 00:10:50,412
Ano ang pinagsasabi mo?

248
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,075
Well, hindi ko masyadong maalala,

249
00:10:52,151 --> 00:10:55,587
ngunit naaalala ko ako at si Swacky
sa isang Nickelback sandwich.

250
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:58,180
Ang Swackhammer intern deluxe.

251
00:10:58,257 --> 00:11:00,157
Tila, ito ay isang tradisyon.

252
00:11:00,226 --> 00:11:01,887
Gusto mo ng demonstrasyon?

253
00:11:01,961 --> 00:11:04,589
Hindi, sa totoo lang,
Kailangan ko nang umalis.

254
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,097
Maaari ko bang itago ito?

255
00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:08,725
Ay, oo.
Sige, babe, sigurado.

256
00:11:08,801 --> 00:11:10,894
Oh, hey, gusto mo
isang libreng singsing sa utong?

257
00:11:10,970 --> 00:11:12,699
Oo!

258
00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:22,813
[Busina ang busina]

259
00:11:22,882 --> 00:11:23,871
Nick!

260
00:11:23,949 --> 00:11:26,179
Libreng alak.
Lumabas ka dito!

261
00:11:26,252 --> 00:11:29,517
Dude, isang beertruck lang
jackknife sa highway.

262
00:11:29,588 --> 00:11:32,921
Isang ilog ng maputlang ale sa numberfour.
Tingnan natin ito.

263
00:11:32,992 --> 00:11:35,085
Sorry guys.
Kailangan kong maupo ang isang ito.

264
00:11:35,161 --> 00:11:37,425
May kailangan pa akong gawin.
One-way na ticket papuntang Toronto.

265
00:11:37,496 --> 00:11:39,123
Aalis ang flight sa umaga.

266
00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:40,460
Lumilipad ka para makita si Trish?

267
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:43,229
Bakit?
Ang babae ay may full-time na trabaho.

268
00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:44,394
Wala siyang oras...

269
00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:46,199
Tatanungin ko siya
para pakasalan ako.

270
00:11:46,272 --> 00:11:48,934
Mukhang totoo, hindi ba?

271
00:11:49,008 --> 00:11:51,067
Nagkakahalaga ako ng 10 bucks.

272
00:11:51,143 --> 00:11:52,303
Sana ay mapawi ito sa kanya

273
00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:54,938
hanggang sa makuha ko siya
mas maganda, pero...

274
00:11:55,014 --> 00:11:56,311
ano?

275
00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:58,111
Akalain mong pupunta siya
para malaman na peke ito?

276
00:11:58,184 --> 00:12:01,483
Nawalan ka na ba ng bait?

277
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:02,782
Dude, kinukuha ko lang ang payo mo.

278
00:12:02,855 --> 00:12:04,755
Nakikita mo ang isang bagay na gusto mo,
pumunta ka para dito.

279
00:12:04,824 --> 00:12:07,759
Ang ibig kong sabihin ay maglasing, maglambing,
mag skydiving,

280
00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:10,819
huwag mong itapon ang iyong buhay.

281
00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:11,828
Fag.

282
00:12:11,897 --> 00:12:13,330
[Revs engine]

283
00:12:15,534 --> 00:12:18,094
Binabati kita.

284
00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:26,578
Hay, hey, hey.

285
00:12:26,645 --> 00:12:28,237
Sino gusto ng brownies?

286
00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:29,338
Hindi sa ngayon, salamat.

287
00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:31,349
Ay, oo.
Oh, at makinig, anak,

288
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:32,349
kami, eh...

289
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,511
Paumanhin sa kabuuan na iyon
kalapating mababa ang lipad.

290
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,714
Akala ko siya na
isang massage therapist.

291
00:12:36,789 --> 00:12:37,915
honey...

292
00:12:37,990 --> 00:12:39,787
Gusto lang namin makasigurado
ginagawa mo ito

293
00:12:39,859 --> 00:12:41,258
Dahil mahal mo si Trish.

294
00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:43,352
hindi dahil
siya sa wakas pop iyong cherry.

295
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:45,488
Tigilan mo na yang sinasabi mo.

296
00:12:45,564 --> 00:12:46,929
Guys, mahal ko siya.

297
00:12:46,999 --> 00:12:48,933
Okay? ginagawa ko talaga.

298
00:12:49,001 --> 00:12:50,468
Fine, fine, fine.
Mag-brownies ka.

299
00:12:50,536 --> 00:12:51,935
[Pumutok ang wind chimes]

300
00:12:52,004 --> 00:12:54,302
Uh, kukunin ko na.

301
00:12:58,310 --> 00:12:59,868
Congrats sa kasal.
Inom tayo.

302
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:01,105
Akala ko hindi ka pumayag.

303
00:13:01,180 --> 00:13:02,442
hindi ko.

304
00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:04,881
Ngunit hindi ko maipadala ang aking dawg
papunta sa patayan

305
00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:06,508
nang walang maayos na paalam.

306
00:13:06,585 --> 00:13:08,780
Pinahahalagahan ko ito, guys,
ngunit nakakuha ako ng maagang paglipad.

307
00:13:08,854 --> 00:13:11,448
muffin.

308
00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:14,118
Okay, dalawang beer, max.

309
00:13:26,338 --> 00:13:27,305
Shit!

310
00:13:31,710 --> 00:13:34,008
Ang eroplano ko. Ang eroplano ko.

311
00:13:39,118 --> 00:13:41,279
Magandang umaga, sikat ng araw.

312
00:13:42,188 --> 00:13:44,156
Dude, magpapaputol ka ba
palabas na yan, please?

313
00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:47,851
Ano ang nangyayari?
Ang flight ko.

314
00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:50,361
Relax, Sparky.
Dadalhin ka namin sa Toronto.

315
00:13:50,429 --> 00:13:52,829
Oh, salamat sa diyos.

316
00:13:52,898 --> 00:13:54,160
Akala ko natulog na ako.

317
00:13:54,233 --> 00:13:55,825
Oh, ginawa mo.

318
00:13:55,901 --> 00:13:58,199
ano? Paano?
Mayroon akong, tulad ng, dalawang beer.

319
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:02,006
Nanay.

320
00:14:02,074 --> 00:14:03,735
Dude, sa nanay mo
pamatay ang pot brownies.

321
00:14:03,809 --> 00:14:06,107
Kakailanganin mong ganap
sabit mo ako sa recipe na yan.

322
00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:07,702
Mangyaring, gusto mo
putulin mo yan?

323
00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:09,839
Ihatid mo na lang ako sa airport.
Lipad ako standby.

324
00:14:09,915 --> 00:14:11,314
Bumalik ka, lalaki.

325
00:14:11,383 --> 00:14:14,216
Dadalhin ka namin sa T-dot.

326
00:14:14,286 --> 00:14:15,651
Dude, sa airport
sa ganoong paraan.

327
00:14:15,721 --> 00:14:16,983
Oo, alam ko iyon.

328
00:14:17,056 --> 00:14:18,045
Tinatahak namin ang magandang ruta.

329
00:14:18,123 --> 00:14:19,055
Road trip, baby.

330
00:14:19,124 --> 00:14:20,716
- Tofino papuntang Toronto.
- Whoo, sorpresa!

331
00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:23,853
- Hindi. Hilahin sa ibabaw ng van.
- Walang magagawa.

332
00:14:23,929 --> 00:14:26,454
Medyo masikip ang schedule, Nick.
Ang mga parangal ay wala pang anim na araw...

333
00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:27,692
Pull overthe fucking van.

334
00:14:27,766 --> 00:14:29,290
[Tumirit ang mga gulong]

335
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:35,730
Bakit hindi ang mga magulang ko
pigilan mo?

336
00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:38,106
Ayun, hinimatay pa sila
nung umalis kami, pare.

337
00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:41,203
Nick, hindi ko alam
kung ano ang ikinagagalit mo.

338
00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,680
Utang mo sa amin ito.
- Utang ko sayo?

339
00:14:43,749 --> 00:14:46,718
Tawagan mo kung ano ang gusto mo.

340
00:14:46,785 --> 00:14:49,049
Isang seremonya ng pagpasa,
isang huling pagpapadala...

341
00:14:49,121 --> 00:14:50,349
Atravelling bachelor party.

342
00:14:50,422 --> 00:14:52,652
- Mabuti.
- Maraming salamat.

343
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,784
Okay, Nick, hindi pa ako nakapunta
kay Banff dati, okay,

344
00:14:54,860 --> 00:14:58,728
at naririnig ko ang mga batang babae sa Prairie
lasa ng mais.

345
00:14:58,797 --> 00:15:01,288
ano? Gusto mo ng mais.

346
00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:04,734
Hangga't magkatabi kami
at nasa Toronto ka sa Linggo.

347
00:15:04,803 --> 00:15:05,929
Halika, pare, sabihin mong oo.

348
00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:09,304
Sabihin mong oo! Sabihin mong oo!
Sabihin oo, oo!

349
00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:10,433
Sabihin mong oo! Itigil mo na!

350
00:15:10,509 --> 00:15:12,443
Itigil mo na! Ayos, mabuti!
Itigil mo na lang!

351
00:15:12,511 --> 00:15:13,443
Shit!

352
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:17,045
Yahoo!

353
00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:25,847
Oh, oh!

354
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,416
Oh, oh, halika.
Tingnan mo ang buong kwarto!

355
00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:30,689
Bakit hindi mo subukan
nagpapakita ng ilang paa...

356
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,594
o isang bagay?
- Huwag kahit na.

357
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:35,498
hindi ako ang isa
sino ang nagdala sa atin sa gulo na ito.

358
00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:36,966
Hoy, gulo ang tawag mo dito.

359
00:15:37,036 --> 00:15:39,527
Tinatawag ko itong aming unang lehitimong gig.

360
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:43,006
Pagkanta ng mga telegrama
ay hindi isang lehitimong gig.

361
00:15:43,075 --> 00:15:44,167
Oo, ito ay.

362
00:15:44,243 --> 00:15:45,210
Ito lang...

363
00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:46,869
ano?

364
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,779
Kung gusto ko ng kalokohang trabaho,
Nanatili sana ako sa bato.

365
00:15:49,848 --> 00:15:51,611
tumahimik ka.

366
00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:53,709
Okay, kailangan nating makuha
may tao dito.

367
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,344
- Alam ko.
- Halika.

368
00:15:55,421 --> 00:15:56,479
Ay, Winnie!

369
00:15:56,555 --> 00:15:57,715
Oh, diyos.

370
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,223
Ipakita ang binti, binti, binti.

371
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:00,724
nagpapakita ako.
nagpapakita ako.

372
00:16:02,728 --> 00:16:05,492
Well, hello there.

373
00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:09,629
[Sexy funk playing]

374
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:11,727
Oh, Johnny Leather,

375
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:15,262
naligaw kami
habang papunta kami sa dalampasigan.

376
00:16:15,341 --> 00:16:17,332
Salamat sa Diyos
sinundo mo kami.

377
00:16:17,409 --> 00:16:18,899
Paano tayo
kailanman gumanti sa iyo, ha?

378
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,538
Paano kung gawin mo ang aking stick
habang nagmamaneho ako?

379
00:16:21,613 --> 00:16:22,637
Well, sigurado,

380
00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:24,512
kung nangangako ka
para i-pop ang clutch ko.

381
00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:28,041
Oh, akin din.

382
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,246
Whoo!

383
00:16:32,624 --> 00:16:34,285
Oh, ho, ho, ho.

384
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:37,022
Bowm bowm chicky-chicky
bowm bow bowm

385
00:16:40,432 --> 00:16:41,694
- Oo!
- Go, go!

386
00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:42,699
Okay. Um...

387
00:16:42,768 --> 00:16:45,259
- Hindi, hindi. Hindi kami tumitigil.
- Bakit hindi, pare?

388
00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:47,430
Ito ay isang bahay ng motor, hindi isang Pinto.
Ibahagi ang kayamanan.

389
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:50,031
Dude, ito ang aking kotse,
at ako ang gumagawa ng rules.

390
00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:51,872
Road trip ito.
Walang mga patakaran.

391
00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:53,468
Lumayo ka sa akin!

392
00:16:54,146 --> 00:16:55,545
Ang huling bagay na kailangan natin

393
00:16:55,614 --> 00:16:57,548
ay isang pares ng mga malungkot na trannies
nagpapabagal sa amin.

394
00:16:57,616 --> 00:16:59,106
Tingnan, guys, halika na.

395
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:01,209
Babae sila.
Sila ay nangangailangan.

396
00:17:01,286 --> 00:17:02,878
Kailangan nating huminto
bawat 10 milya,

397
00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:06,049
para makapag-piddle sila
o palitan ang kanilang mga pad.

398
00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:09,288
Well, ako para sa isa ay palaging makakahanap ng oras
para sa kabanalan ng kalinisan ng babae.

399
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:11,056
Sinusuportahan ko iyon, kapatid.

400
00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:16,862
Hey, girls, kailangan ng elevator?

401
00:17:16,935 --> 00:17:19,267
Hi, ang pangalan ko ay Dime.

402
00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:24,035
Nag-iisip ang matandang Nick
paaralan ng batas, U of T,

403
00:17:24,109 --> 00:17:26,634
kaya nag-campus tour siya.

404
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,270
At ako at si Dime,
kami ang entourage,

405
00:17:28,347 --> 00:17:30,315
ang "comic relief," kung gagawin mo.

406
00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:32,247
Kaya ano ang pakikitungo
kasama kayong dalawa?

407
00:17:32,317 --> 00:17:33,545
Ibuhos ito.

408
00:17:33,619 --> 00:17:35,985
Oh, alam mo, isang, uh...

409
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:40,287
pares ng mga malungkot na trannies
sinusubukang hanapin ang daan pauwi.

410
00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:41,656
Naririnig kita, ate.

411
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,888
Hey, hey, food stand,
dalawang pag-click.

412
00:17:43,962 --> 00:17:44,894
Pwede bang tumigil na tayo?

413
00:17:44,963 --> 00:17:46,658
Well, oo,
Maaari akong palaging gumamit ng piddle.

414
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:49,030
Fancy na.
Kailangan kong magpalit ng pad.

415
00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:01,174
Ooh, napaka gentleman.

416
00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:02,611
[Tumawa]

417
00:18:05,784 --> 00:18:08,412
Hoy, pare, ano na
sa lahat ng batas na ito kalokohan?

418
00:18:08,487 --> 00:18:12,355
Ito ang iyong plano, hindi ba?
U ng T?

419
00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:13,857
Oo, sa wakas, ngunit...

420
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:17,657
Bukod dito, mas maganda ito
kaysa sa hangal na ideya ng kasal.

421
00:18:17,729 --> 00:18:19,196
At bigyan mo kami ng pabor.

422
00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:20,458
Itago mo yan sa sarili mo.

423
00:18:20,532 --> 00:18:24,969
Alam mo, hindi mo gusto
para takutin ang talent.

424
00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:27,767
ha?

425
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,239
Mukhang malikot ang isang 'yon.

426
00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:32,334
Bumibili siya ng popsicle.

427
00:18:32,411 --> 00:18:34,743
Alam mo ang ibig sabihin nun.

428
00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:43,644
Pareho ka naming papatayin,
kung yan ang pinagtataka mo.

429
00:18:43,722 --> 00:18:46,782
Ako ay, sa katunayan.

430
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:47,951
Tingnan mo, bumaba na yata tayo

431
00:18:48,026 --> 00:18:49,015
sa maling paa.

432
00:18:49,094 --> 00:18:50,459
Um...

433
00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:54,056
Sasha, Newfoundland,
nahihirapang musikero.

434
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,033
pasensya na ha?

435
00:18:56,101 --> 00:18:57,033
Yan ang pangalan ko,

436
00:18:57,102 --> 00:18:58,399
kung saan ako galing, kung ano ang ginagawa ko.

437
00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:01,200
Naisip kong i-save ka ng oras.

438
00:19:01,273 --> 00:19:02,672
Napakabait mo.

439
00:19:02,741 --> 00:19:06,233
Tinatamaan mo ako bilang isang lalaki na hindi
magkaroon ng oras para sa mga bagay na walang kabuluhan.

440
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:08,370
Bakit ka pumunta dito
sa unang lugar?

441
00:19:09,381 --> 00:19:10,746
Tingnan mo lang...

442
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:14,582
Hindi ko intensyon na maging bastos,
pero may girlfriend ako kaya...

443
00:19:24,429 --> 00:19:26,590
Kita n'yo, alam ko na.

444
00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:28,724
Tignan mo yung kalokohan.

445
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:33,362
[Kay Perry Como
"Papa Loves Mambo" playing]

446
00:19:33,438 --> 00:19:35,429
Ooh

447
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,406
Ooh

448
00:19:40,479 --> 00:19:43,243
Mahilig si papa kay mambo

449
00:19:43,448 --> 00:19:46,781
Mahilig si mama kay mambo

450
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:49,013
Tingnan mo ang pag-indayog nila
sa pagiging gay nito

451
00:19:49,087 --> 00:19:50,714
Sumisigaw ng "Ole" kasama nito
wow

452
00:19:50,789 --> 00:19:51,847
Ooh

453
00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:53,391
Mahilig si papa kay mambo

454
00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:54,390
Mahilig si papa kay mambo

455
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,421
Mahilig si mama kay mambo

456
00:19:56,762 --> 00:19:58,855
Mahilig si mama kay mambo

457
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:01,764
Magaling si Papa dito
swings tulad ng isang gate kasama nito

458
00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:04,165
Kahit ang bigat niya ngayon
Pumunta siya sa

459
00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:06,731
Papunta siya

460
00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:10,131
Mabilis siyang pumunta

461
00:20:12,277 --> 00:20:13,767
Mabagal siya

462
00:20:13,845 --> 00:20:16,075
Pumunta siya sa kaliwa

463
00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:18,912
Pumunta siya sa kanan

464
00:20:18,984 --> 00:20:21,214
Hinahanap ni Papa si mama

465
00:20:21,286 --> 00:20:25,279
Pero si mama
wala kahit saan sa paningin

466
00:20:25,357 --> 00:20:26,346
Ooh

467
00:20:26,425 --> 00:20:28,985
Mahilig si papa kay mambo

468
00:20:29,294 --> 00:20:31,956
Mahilig si mama kay mambo

469
00:20:32,030 --> 00:20:34,863
Nagkakaroon na naman ng fling
mas bata sa tagsibol muli

470
00:20:34,933 --> 00:20:37,731
Nararamdaman na naman ang kilig na iyon
wow

471
00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:39,202
Mahilig si papa kay mambo

472
00:20:39,271 --> 00:20:40,238
Psst.

473
00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:42,663
Mahilig si mama kay mambo

474
00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:44,372
Mahilig si mama kay mambo

475
00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:47,003
Huwag tumugtog ng rumba
at huwag maglaro ng samba

476
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,774
Mahal kasi ni papa si mambo
ngayong gabi

477
00:20:48,847 --> 00:20:50,212
Ooh

478
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,407
Ooh

479
00:20:57,122 --> 00:20:59,920
Maaari ko bang ialay sa iyo
ilang carrot cake, Emile?

480
00:21:02,728 --> 00:21:03,956
Mahina ang asukal.

481
00:21:04,029 --> 00:21:07,362
Sakto.

482
00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:08,694
Kaya, um...

483
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:11,634
Sinabi sa akin ni Jerry na ikaw
sa Special Forces.

484
00:21:11,703 --> 00:21:13,603
Hindi mula noong court martial.

485
00:21:13,672 --> 00:21:16,641
Ikaw noon
court-martial?

486
00:21:16,708 --> 00:21:18,005
Sinabihan ako
na nagretiro ka na.

487
00:21:18,076 --> 00:21:20,010
Oo, oo,
ngunit ito ay wala, talaga.

488
00:21:20,078 --> 00:21:21,045
I mean...

489
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,946
Ang poodle ng heneral...

490
00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:26,211
kinagat ako nito.

491
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,014
Kaya pinatay ko ang asong babae ...

492
00:21:28,086 --> 00:21:29,781
at kinain ito.

493
00:21:29,855 --> 00:21:31,345
Oh, okay.

494
00:21:31,423 --> 00:21:34,790
Gusto nila akong ikulong,
ngunit ang iyong asawa,

495
00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:37,192
siya ang naging saksi ko sa karakter.

496
00:21:37,262 --> 00:21:38,820
Napakabuti niya sa akin.

497
00:21:38,897 --> 00:21:40,592
Oo, kaya iyon ang dahilan, alam mo,

498
00:21:40,666 --> 00:21:42,634
ngayon gusto ni Emile
upang suklian ang pabor.

499
00:21:42,701 --> 00:21:45,135
Kaya magiging tayo
kanyang mga unang kliyente

500
00:21:45,203 --> 00:21:46,192
sa kanyang bagong P.I. Matatag.

501
00:21:46,271 --> 00:21:47,704
Tama, okay.

502
00:21:47,773 --> 00:21:48,705
Ang babaeng ito...

503
00:21:48,774 --> 00:21:50,537
ang gustong pakasalan ni Nick,

504
00:21:50,609 --> 00:21:53,009
hindi siya magaling?
- ako...

505
00:21:53,078 --> 00:21:54,841
Siya ay isang conniving bitch.

506
00:21:54,913 --> 00:21:56,505
Oo.

507
00:21:56,581 --> 00:21:59,209
At hindi ito nakikita ni Nick.
Siya ay nalilito, siya ay bata pa,

508
00:21:59,284 --> 00:22:00,410
at malibog siya.

509
00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:02,146
Kaya naman iniisip natin
mas mabuti

510
00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:04,017
kung hindi siya makakarating sa Toronto.

511
00:22:04,089 --> 00:22:06,853
Kaya siguro siya...
nawawalan siya ng pera,

512
00:22:06,925 --> 00:22:10,088
o nasira ang RV niya.
May ganyan.

513
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:12,187
Na-try na namin ang lahat
kaya natin mula dito,

514
00:22:12,264 --> 00:22:14,095
at ngayon ay umaasa kami sa iyo.

515
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:17,727
Hahanapin ko ang anak mo.

516
00:22:17,803 --> 00:22:21,068
Babalatan ko siya at pupunuin ko siya -
nang libre.

517
00:22:23,608 --> 00:22:25,200
Iyon ay katatawanan.

518
00:22:25,277 --> 00:22:26,266
Oo.

519
00:22:26,478 --> 00:22:27,604
Oo.

520
00:22:37,823 --> 00:22:40,257
Nakatayo kami
napakalapit sa kanilang Winnie,

521
00:22:40,325 --> 00:22:41,724
hindi mo ba iniisip? I mean...

522
00:22:41,793 --> 00:22:43,226
Kaya mag-usap tayo
kaayusan sa pagtulog,

523
00:22:43,295 --> 00:22:45,422
'cause I think gender separation's
medyo makaluma.

524
00:22:45,497 --> 00:22:46,862
Oo, parang luma na sa akin.

525
00:22:46,932 --> 00:22:49,696
Gayon din ang iyong mga taktika.

526
00:22:49,768 --> 00:22:51,599
Sorry guys.

527
00:22:51,670 --> 00:22:53,695
Kaya ilang beer ang nakuha namin?

528
00:22:53,772 --> 00:22:54,864
hindi ko alam. Bakit?

529
00:22:54,940 --> 00:22:58,432
Yung mga babaeng yun
ay mangangailangan ng maraming booze.

530
00:22:58,510 --> 00:23:00,068
Ewan ko sa inyo,

531
00:23:00,145 --> 00:23:02,807
pero nagtatayo ako ng tent
sa pantalon ko ngayon.

532
00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:04,644
tumahimik ka.

533
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:10,847
Dude, nangingitim na.

534
00:23:10,922 --> 00:23:13,550
Gusto ng mga sisiw ang itim.
Wala ba akong itinuro sayo?

535
00:23:13,625 --> 00:23:16,150
Pare, hindi sila
kakainin yan.

536
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:17,354
Hilahin ito.

537
00:23:17,429 --> 00:23:20,159
Uy, bumunot si Tyler
kapag siya ay mabuti at handa na.

538
00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:23,565
Nirerespeto iyon ng mga sisiw, at lagi nila
bumalik ng ilang segundo.

539
00:23:23,635 --> 00:23:24,727
Pare, nasusunog.

540
00:23:24,803 --> 00:23:26,327
Ilabas mo na lang.
- Dude, hayaan mo na.

541
00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,339
Hayaan mo na. pare...
- Ilabas mo.

542
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:31,001
Oh, matalino iyon.

543
00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:33,977
Nakakaloka ang marshmallow na iyon
obra maestra, ikaw jackass.

544
00:23:34,045 --> 00:23:35,672
Bakit hindi mo hayaan
Dime lutuin ang isang ito?

545
00:23:35,747 --> 00:23:39,478
Dahil masyadong malaki ang apoy,
masyadong mapanganib para kay Dime.

546
00:23:39,551 --> 00:23:42,019
Umupo ka lang,
relax, okay?

547
00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:44,112
Tatapik tayo sa pwet
nang wala sa oras.

548
00:23:44,189 --> 00:23:45,121
Oh, aking diyos!

549
00:23:45,190 --> 00:23:46,179
Guys, apoy!

550
00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:47,748
Shit!

551
00:23:47,826 --> 00:23:50,260
Jill! Diyos ko. Kumakalat na!

552
00:23:50,328 --> 00:23:52,922
Guys, kumakalat na!

553
00:23:52,998 --> 00:23:54,431
Tumayo ka!

554
00:23:54,499 --> 00:23:58,959
Tumayo ka! Tumayo ka!

555
00:24:01,173 --> 00:24:03,334
Walang laman.

556
00:24:03,408 --> 00:24:04,773
pare.

557
00:24:04,843 --> 00:24:06,538
Hindi ako makapaniwala sa inyo.

558
00:24:18,390 --> 00:24:21,086
Whisky?

559
00:24:21,159 --> 00:24:22,126
Nagda-drive ako.

560
00:24:22,194 --> 00:24:24,025
Whisky?

561
00:24:24,095 --> 00:24:25,062
gumugulong ako.

562
00:24:25,964 --> 00:24:28,865
Babae?

563
00:24:28,934 --> 00:24:30,526
Hesukristo.

564
00:24:30,602 --> 00:24:31,933
pasensya na po. Okay?

565
00:24:32,003 --> 00:24:33,971
ilang beses
gusto mo sabihin ko?

566
00:24:34,039 --> 00:24:36,234
Dito, sasabihin ko sa iyo kung ano.
Pwede mo akong sampalin.

567
00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:37,775
Sige na, deserve ko to.

568
00:24:37,843 --> 00:24:40,175
Sampalin mo ako.

569
00:24:40,245 --> 00:24:42,440
ayos lang.

570
00:24:42,514 --> 00:24:44,072
Kahit ano.

571
00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:47,277
Pupunta na ako sa labas
at kumuha ng sariwang hangin.

572
00:24:47,352 --> 00:24:50,651
[Ang "What a Wonderful ni Jersey
World" plays]

573
00:24:53,825 --> 00:24:57,056
Whoo! Oo!
Iyan ang sinasabi ko!

574
00:24:59,364 --> 00:25:01,525
Nakikita ko ang mga berdeng puno

575
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:04,865
Mga pulang rosas din

576
00:25:04,936 --> 00:25:08,030
Gusto mo ito? Halika dito.
Halika na!

577
00:25:08,106 --> 00:25:09,664
...Mula sa akin sa iyo

578
00:25:09,741 --> 00:25:11,902
At isipin ang sarili ko

579
00:25:11,977 --> 00:25:15,572
Oo!

580
00:25:15,647 --> 00:25:21,882
Napakagandang mundo

581
00:25:21,953 --> 00:25:24,012
Nakikita ko ang asul na langit

582
00:25:24,089 --> 00:25:25,181
ginto!

583
00:25:25,257 --> 00:25:28,886
At mga ulap ng puti

584
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:33,226
Maliwanag na pinagpalang araw
at ang madilim na sagradong gabi

585
00:25:33,298 --> 00:25:36,699
At iniisip ko sa sarili ko

586
00:25:36,768 --> 00:25:41,569
Napakagandang mundo

587
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,540
[tumawa]

588
00:25:43,608 --> 00:25:45,235
Salamat.

589
00:25:46,077 --> 00:25:48,409
Bahala ka.

590
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:51,108
[Tunog ng sirena]

591
00:25:51,182 --> 00:25:52,444
Tyler!

592
00:25:52,517 --> 00:25:53,575
Anong meron?

593
00:25:53,652 --> 00:25:55,142
Mga pulis! Fuck.

594
00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:56,710
Whoa, uh...

595
00:25:56,788 --> 00:25:57,720
Tyler!

596
00:25:57,789 --> 00:26:01,816
Napakagandang mundo

597
00:26:01,893 --> 00:26:07,126
mundo

598
00:26:13,071 --> 00:26:14,402
Shit!

599
00:26:14,472 --> 00:26:16,667
Magpahinga ka. Malamang ticket lang.

600
00:26:16,741 --> 00:26:19,642
Hindi tayo makabili ng ticket, Tyler.
Halos hindi namin kayang bayaran ang gas sa Ontario.

601
00:26:19,711 --> 00:26:20,905
Ay, Sasha,

602
00:26:20,979 --> 00:26:22,446
itago ang damo
sa ilalim doon.

603
00:26:22,514 --> 00:26:23,481
Titingnan doon ng mga pulis.

604
00:26:23,548 --> 00:26:25,539
Mas mahusay kaysa sa dashboard!

605
00:26:25,617 --> 00:26:27,346
Hindi, teka!

606
00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:28,750
Banal na tae.

607
00:26:28,820 --> 00:26:30,515
What the hell? Dime!

608
00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:31,988
Iilan lang yan
mga supply, alam mo,

609
00:26:32,057 --> 00:26:32,989
kung sakaling may mangyari.

610
00:26:33,058 --> 00:26:36,027
Parang ano? Isang nuclear winter?

611
00:26:37,395 --> 00:26:39,022
Oh, shit.

612
00:26:42,634 --> 00:26:44,727
magandang umaga,
nakakatuwang mga lalaki at babae.

613
00:26:44,803 --> 00:26:47,169
Gusto kong humakbang ka
palabas ng mobile home

614
00:26:47,238 --> 00:26:50,674
at panatilihin ang iyong mga kamay
kung saan ko sila makikita, pakiusap.

615
00:26:50,742 --> 00:26:53,233
Artikulo C-17,

616
00:26:53,311 --> 00:26:56,769
nagsu-surf sa bubong
ng isang gumagalaw na sasakyan,

617
00:26:56,848 --> 00:26:58,338
$200 na multa.

618
00:26:58,416 --> 00:27:01,943
paninira,
Artikulo B-35, $300 na multa.

619
00:27:02,020 --> 00:27:02,987
Pero ito ang van ko.

620
00:27:03,054 --> 00:27:04,544
Lumalaban sa pag-aresto,

621
00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:07,183
$500 na multa
at anim na buwan sa kulungan.

622
00:27:07,258 --> 00:27:09,886
Palagay mo ba
kung hahanapin ko ang iyong sasakyan?

623
00:27:09,961 --> 00:27:13,055
Maaari mong sabihin na hindi, Nick,
'kasi kailangan niya ng warrant.

624
00:27:13,131 --> 00:27:16,328
Warrant.

625
00:27:18,503 --> 00:27:21,370
Wag mong ipilit, Carbo.

626
00:27:21,439 --> 00:27:24,169
tanong ko ulit.
Maaari ko bang hanapin ang iyong sasakyan?

627
00:27:24,242 --> 00:27:26,472
Sige, bitawan mo lang yung braso niya.

628
00:27:28,346 --> 00:27:30,075
Hesus.

629
00:27:33,952 --> 00:27:36,352
Nakakahiya ito.

630
00:27:40,425 --> 00:27:43,656
Buksan ang alak sa isang sasakyan...
$350 na multa.

631
00:27:43,728 --> 00:27:45,195
Heh-heh.

632
00:27:45,263 --> 00:27:47,094
Kung mahanap niya ang aking itago,
nababaliw na kami.

633
00:27:47,165 --> 00:27:49,690
Magpahinga ka. Hindi niya ito hahanapin.

634
00:27:49,768 --> 00:27:51,258
Oh!

635
00:27:52,570 --> 00:27:54,333
- Shit.
- Oh, tao.

636
00:27:54,406 --> 00:27:57,375
Napakaraming damo.

637
00:27:57,442 --> 00:27:59,103
Kaya ano ang multa para doon?

638
00:27:59,177 --> 00:28:01,042
Dalawang libra
ng ilegal na droga?

639
00:28:01,112 --> 00:28:02,443
Oo.

640
00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:04,311
Hindi iyon multa, hamster.
Iyan ay isang suhol.

641
00:28:04,382 --> 00:28:07,647
Okay, fine. magkano?

642
00:28:07,719 --> 00:28:09,414
Magkano ang nakuha mo?

643
00:28:09,487 --> 00:28:10,818
Ninanakawan mo kami?

644
00:28:10,889 --> 00:28:12,516
Ito ay tinatawag na pangingikil,
matamis na pisngi.

645
00:28:12,590 --> 00:28:14,524
Ngayon, gusto mong makulong
o hindi?

646
00:28:14,592 --> 00:28:16,025
Halika, guys, tinidor ito.

647
00:28:16,094 --> 00:28:19,757
Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.

648
00:28:19,831 --> 00:28:21,264
- Hindi, pakiusap!
- Gusto mong maranasan muli iyon?

649
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:23,965
Sarili mong kasalanan.

650
00:28:24,035 --> 00:28:27,232
Hindi mo kailangang itapon lahat!
Magkaroon lang ng kaunting awa, Nick.

651
00:28:27,305 --> 00:28:28,533
Hindi. Siya ay isang masamang tao...

652
00:28:28,606 --> 00:28:31,302
Shh. Malapit nang matapos ang lahat.

653
00:28:36,181 --> 00:28:38,649
[Ungol]

654
00:28:41,152 --> 00:28:42,119
Guys?

655
00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:50,320
[Ungol]

656
00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:07,739
Shit, pare!
Paano ang tungkol sa isang maliit na privacy?

657
00:29:07,812 --> 00:29:10,007
I'm sorry, uh, basta...

658
00:29:10,081 --> 00:29:11,844
Akala ko, um...

659
00:29:11,916 --> 00:29:14,350
naisip ko
iba ka noon.

660
00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:16,011
[Ungol]

661
00:29:16,087 --> 00:29:17,850
Ay, shit! Takbo!

662
00:29:17,922 --> 00:29:19,685
Umalis ka sa dinadaanan ko!

663
00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:22,921
Tama, kasama si Furtado.
Ganun din si Avril.

664
00:29:22,994 --> 00:29:25,053
Naghihintay pa rin ako
marinig mula kay Shania,

665
00:29:25,130 --> 00:29:26,688
kaya panatilihing bukas ang isang dressing room.

666
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:29,495
Sana isa...
malapit sa office ko.

667
00:29:29,567 --> 00:29:31,797
Narito ang iyong double-shot latte,
dagdag na foam.

668
00:29:31,870 --> 00:29:32,996
Oh, salamat, sweets.

669
00:29:33,071 --> 00:29:34,436
Sir, nang may buong paggalang,

670
00:29:34,506 --> 00:29:36,599
halos hindi ko iniisip
ang pag-uugali na iyon ay angkop.

671
00:29:36,674 --> 00:29:39,768
Lalo na sa isang kapaligiran sa trabaho.

672
00:29:39,844 --> 00:29:43,678
alam mo,
ikaw ay ganap na tama.

673
00:29:43,748 --> 00:29:48,151
Trish, tanggapin mo
ang aking pinakamapagpakumbaba na paghingi ng tawad.

674
00:29:48,219 --> 00:29:50,744
Hindi na mauulit.

675
00:29:50,822 --> 00:29:53,916
Judy, patawarin mo kami
saglit?

676
00:29:53,992 --> 00:29:54,959
Oo naman.

677
00:30:00,665 --> 00:30:01,927
naisip ko
hindi siya aalis.

678
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:05,128
Maglilinis siya ng kanyang mesa
sa pagtatapos ng araw.

679
00:30:05,203 --> 00:30:07,569
Samantala,

680
00:30:07,639 --> 00:30:09,072
paano kung konti...

681
00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:10,573
asno sa kape na iyon?

682
00:30:10,642 --> 00:30:12,234
Mm.

683
00:30:12,310 --> 00:30:14,608
Napaka talented mo.

684
00:30:14,679 --> 00:30:16,112
Ay oo.

685
00:30:16,181 --> 00:30:19,275
Nick...

686
00:30:19,350 --> 00:30:20,317
Nick!

687
00:30:20,385 --> 00:30:22,751
Hoy, Nick.
Gumising ka, buddy.

688
00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:26,188
Si Tyler ay isang bayani.
Iniligtas ka niya mula sa isang oso.

689
00:30:26,257 --> 00:30:28,350
Manahimik ka, Dime. Dito.

690
00:30:28,426 --> 00:30:30,451
Kumuha ako ng mga painkiller.

691
00:30:30,528 --> 00:30:32,018
Bigyan mo ako ng tatlo.

692
00:30:32,096 --> 00:30:34,360
Dali doon, junkie.

693
00:30:34,432 --> 00:30:38,129
At ito ay isang lalaki
na tumatawag sa caffeine na isang narcotic.

694
00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:44,768
Sigurado ka bang okay ka lang?

695
00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:45,741
ayos lang ako.

696
00:30:45,810 --> 00:30:48,244
Kailangan ko lang itong iwasan.

697
00:30:48,313 --> 00:30:49,439
Salamat, pare.

698
00:30:49,514 --> 00:30:53,644
Aba, uy, Tyler,
Saan mo nakuha ang mga ito?

699
00:30:53,718 --> 00:30:54,707
Iyong bag.

700
00:30:54,786 --> 00:30:56,083
Sa maliit na pouch
sa bag ko?

701
00:30:56,154 --> 00:30:58,987
Oo.

702
00:30:59,057 --> 00:31:01,048
Dime, anong ginawa ni Nick
kunin lang?

703
00:31:01,125 --> 00:31:03,457
Tatlong hit
ng puro fungal toxin.

704
00:31:03,528 --> 00:31:04,620
Mga kabute.

705
00:31:04,696 --> 00:31:06,459
Uri ng, ngunit paraan mas malakas.

706
00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:11,161
Tulad ng kalahating tab, karaniwan,
at nag-zoom ka.

707
00:31:11,236 --> 00:31:12,726
Kaya kung ano ang mangyayari
sa kanya?

708
00:31:12,804 --> 00:31:15,500
Well, hindi siya pupunta
para sumakit ang ulo.

709
00:31:17,141 --> 00:31:18,733
[Musika]

710
00:31:21,913 --> 00:31:23,710
Whoo!

711
00:31:23,781 --> 00:31:25,942
[Tumawa]
Paano mo ito nagawa sa kanya?

712
00:31:26,017 --> 00:31:28,884
wala akong ginawa.
Kasalanan ito ni Tyler.

713
00:31:28,953 --> 00:31:31,478
Okay, relax ka lang. Okay?
Ipapasakay na lang natin siya sa van.

714
00:31:31,556 --> 00:31:32,784
Oh...

715
00:31:32,857 --> 00:31:35,451
Oo, oo, oo, oo...

716
00:31:44,068 --> 00:31:47,162
[hinihingal]

717
00:31:49,173 --> 00:31:50,572
Oh, ito ay maganda, tao.

718
00:31:50,642 --> 00:31:53,440
Magpapatayo ako ng bahay
dito mismo.

719
00:31:54,879 --> 00:31:57,507
Magaling yan.
Ibalik na kita sa van...

720
00:31:57,582 --> 00:32:00,278
Huwag mo akong hawakan!
Hindi, hindi ako aalis, pare.

721
00:32:00,351 --> 00:32:02,319
I told you, nagpapagawa ako ng bahay
dito mismo.

722
00:32:02,387 --> 00:32:03,319
Nick? Nick.

723
00:32:03,388 --> 00:32:05,686
Trish...

724
00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:07,118
Trish.

725
00:32:11,663 --> 00:32:14,063
Ito ang buhay.

726
00:32:14,132 --> 00:32:16,100
Amoyin mo. Amoy buhay.

727
00:32:17,735 --> 00:32:18,793
Sino si Trish?

728
00:32:18,870 --> 00:32:22,271
Nag-uusap ang mga mushies. ito ay...

729
00:32:25,710 --> 00:32:27,871
Oh, hearthem ka rin.

730
00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:30,244
Oh, mahal kita, Tyler.

731
00:32:33,985 --> 00:32:35,976
Oh, diyos.

732
00:32:39,724 --> 00:32:42,852
Oh, aking diyos.

733
00:32:42,927 --> 00:32:45,020
Darating ang mga dilaw na baka!

734
00:32:45,096 --> 00:32:46,495
[Humihingal]

735
00:32:48,066 --> 00:32:50,534
Oo! Oo!

736
00:32:50,601 --> 00:32:51,898
Sabi ko i-knock out natin siya.

737
00:32:51,970 --> 00:32:54,131
Sinasabi ko na tinatawag natin itong isang gabi
at dito kampo.

738
00:32:54,205 --> 00:32:55,502
Oh, aking diyos.

739
00:32:58,443 --> 00:32:59,967
Whoo!

740
00:33:05,717 --> 00:33:08,015
Siya ay buhay!

741
00:33:08,086 --> 00:33:09,018
Yay!

742
00:33:09,087 --> 00:33:10,213
Oh, buhay siya!

743
00:33:10,288 --> 00:33:12,119
Nagawa mo.

744
00:33:12,190 --> 00:33:15,591
So kumusta na ang aming munting tugboat
ngayong umaga?

745
00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:17,457
Tugboat?
Ano ang pinagsasabi mo?

746
00:33:17,528 --> 00:33:19,018
Sabihin na lang natin na karaniwan mong...

747
00:33:19,097 --> 00:33:21,531
pribadong oras kasama si kleenex
at konting lube...

748
00:33:21,599 --> 00:33:23,760
Medyo naging
isang pampublikong kaganapan.

749
00:33:23,835 --> 00:33:25,996
Wankapalooza, alam mo ba?
Maaari tayong magbenta ng mga tiket.

750
00:33:26,070 --> 00:33:28,004
- Binibiro mo ako.
- Pare, ikaw ay tulad ng isang chimp.

751
00:33:28,072 --> 00:33:29,437
Okay?

752
00:33:29,507 --> 00:33:31,873
Nakikiusap ka na samahan ka namin.

753
00:33:31,943 --> 00:33:35,037
Alam mo, ilang bagay
medyo sagrado lang.

754
00:33:38,916 --> 00:33:40,577
Okay, lahat,
Pupunta ako sa lawa.

755
00:33:40,651 --> 00:33:41,583
Oo, ako rin.

756
00:33:41,652 --> 00:33:44,086
Iyan ay isang magandang ideya.
Kukunin ko na ang tuwalya ko.

757
00:33:44,155 --> 00:33:46,419
Hindi, hindi, hindi, hindi, hindi.
Wala kang pupuntahan.

758
00:33:46,491 --> 00:33:48,186
Sasha, mag-shift kami.

759
00:33:48,259 --> 00:33:49,590
Sorry guys.

760
00:33:49,660 --> 00:33:51,355
babantayan ko
sa mga perv.

761
00:33:51,429 --> 00:33:53,056
Ang galing.

762
00:33:53,131 --> 00:33:55,065
Bye, boys.

763
00:33:55,133 --> 00:33:57,658
Halika, Dime. Tara na sa loob
at nag-ugat sa kanilang panty.

764
00:34:01,305 --> 00:34:02,966
Nick, ikaw, eh...

765
00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:06,135
Nagwawalis ka sa kagubatan.

766
00:34:06,210 --> 00:34:08,405
Sigurado ka bang hindi ka pa rin nababaliw?
Isang maliit na zoom-zoom?

767
00:34:08,479 --> 00:34:10,344
Nagkakagulo kayo
kasama ko diba?

768
00:34:10,415 --> 00:34:12,280
Kailangan kong sabihin sa iyo,

769
00:34:12,350 --> 00:34:15,319
ang maliit na bagay ng tribo
ginawa mo kagabi,

770
00:34:15,386 --> 00:34:19,254
ito ay medyo kahanga-hanga.

771
00:34:21,392 --> 00:34:22,689
Tulungan mo ako dito?

772
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:25,058
Whoa. Bagay sa tribo?

773
00:34:25,129 --> 00:34:27,324
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Anong ibig mong sabihin?

774
00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:40,101
Oh, pare, papatayin tayo ni Nick.

775
00:34:40,178 --> 00:34:42,874
Hindi kapag nakita niya ang mga larawang ito.

776
00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:47,517
Pupunta tayo sa impyerno.

777
00:34:47,585 --> 00:34:50,247
Okay, harapin natin ito, pal.

778
00:34:50,321 --> 00:34:52,312
Hindi ka pupunta
para makapasok sa pantalon ni Jill.

779
00:34:52,390 --> 00:34:53,618
Ito ang susunod na pinakamagandang bagay.

780
00:34:53,691 --> 00:34:54,919
Sige? Tumingin sa paligid.

781
00:34:54,992 --> 00:34:58,951
Puno, lawa, tits at asno.
Ito ay isang sandali ng Kodak.

782
00:35:07,638 --> 00:35:08,935
[Giggles]
ano?

783
00:35:10,741 --> 00:35:11,935
ano?

784
00:35:12,009 --> 00:35:14,876
wala.

785
00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:18,746
Uh, pupunta ako
suriin ang mga bata.

786
00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:25,585
Guys?

787
00:35:25,656 --> 00:35:26,588
Oh, diyos.

788
00:35:26,657 --> 00:35:30,184
Sana kay Jill
suot ang kanyang swimsuit.

789
00:35:30,261 --> 00:35:31,626
What the hell?

790
00:35:32,930 --> 00:35:33,988
Nick?

791
00:35:34,065 --> 00:35:37,296
Hoy, ano ba
ginagawa mo ba

792
00:35:37,368 --> 00:35:38,528
Sasha, pulis iyon!

793
00:35:38,603 --> 00:35:40,002
Naglalagay siya ng asukal
sa tangke ng gas natin.

794
00:35:44,809 --> 00:35:46,333
Okay, wala akong makitang tae.

795
00:35:46,410 --> 00:35:48,002
Nakakainis ang anggulong ito. Dito.

796
00:36:01,692 --> 00:36:03,319
kahit ano?

797
00:36:03,394 --> 00:36:05,521
Tingnan mo dito.

798
00:36:05,596 --> 00:36:08,497
Okay. Grab sa branch na ito
at abutin.

799
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:11,358
Humawak ka sa sanga.

800
00:36:11,435 --> 00:36:12,595
Kumain ako, Dime. nag exercise ako.

801
00:36:12,670 --> 00:36:16,697
Ang sangay na ito ay hindi pupunta
para hawakan ako, okay?

802
00:36:16,774 --> 00:36:20,039
Ang ginagawa mo ay usok ng damo
at magsalsal.

803
00:36:20,111 --> 00:36:21,601
Grab papunta sa sangay.

804
00:36:24,715 --> 00:36:26,876
"Ang ginagawa mo ay usok ng damo
at magsalsal, Dime.

805
00:36:26,951 --> 00:36:30,182
Naka cowboy hat ako.
Isa akong malaking titi."

806
00:36:37,461 --> 00:36:38,689
Naka-lock ito.

807
00:36:38,763 --> 00:36:40,253
Umalis ka sa daan.

808
00:36:40,331 --> 00:36:42,356
Hesus, Sasha, hindi mo magagawa iyon.

809
00:36:42,433 --> 00:36:46,699
Easy, law boy, musikero ako.
Gagawin ko ang gusto ko, okay?

810
00:36:55,947 --> 00:36:57,812
alam ko na. Ito ay isang pekeng.

811
00:36:57,882 --> 00:36:59,816
Anak ng puta...

812
00:36:59,884 --> 00:37:01,852
Ano ang gusto niya sa amin?

813
00:37:01,919 --> 00:37:03,580
hindi ko alam.

814
00:37:06,857 --> 00:37:08,620
Sige.

815
00:37:08,693 --> 00:37:10,058
Okay, ngayon makipag-ugnayan.

816
00:37:10,127 --> 00:37:11,788
I'm just... hold it steady.

817
00:37:11,862 --> 00:37:12,829
Mag-abot.

818
00:37:14,298 --> 00:37:15,822
[Nagri-ring ang cell phone]

819
00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:17,527
Oh, shit.
Ano... anong gagawin ko?

820
00:37:17,602 --> 00:37:18,569
Sagutin mo.

821
00:37:18,636 --> 00:37:19,568
Hello?

822
00:37:19,637 --> 00:37:20,831
[Screams]

823
00:37:23,207 --> 00:37:25,004
Oh, aking diyos!

824
00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:27,806
Dime! Dime!

825
00:37:27,878 --> 00:37:28,810
Dime.

826
00:37:28,879 --> 00:37:29,868
Dime, okay ka lang?

827
00:37:29,947 --> 00:37:31,608
Oh...

828
00:37:31,682 --> 00:37:34,242
Dime, kausapin mo ako. Dime...

829
00:37:34,318 --> 00:37:35,717
Hoy!

830
00:37:38,489 --> 00:37:39,456
Nagkakahalaga ba ito?

831
00:37:39,523 --> 00:37:40,990
Siguradong.

832
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:52,101
[Busina ang busina]

833
00:37:52,169 --> 00:37:56,868
20 bucks?
Gagawin ito ng nanay mo sa loob ng 15, asshole.

834
00:37:58,609 --> 00:38:00,941
[Busina ng RV]

835
00:38:01,012 --> 00:38:03,378
Ano ang problema, opisyal?

836
00:38:03,447 --> 00:38:05,176
Mas mahusay na tumawag para sa backup, asshole!

837
00:38:07,251 --> 00:38:08,718
[Musika]

838
00:38:13,724 --> 00:38:15,624
[Tumili ng gulong]

839
00:38:27,171 --> 00:38:29,935
Well, well, well.

840
00:38:30,007 --> 00:38:32,567
Dumating ka upang maglaro, anak.

841
00:38:34,445 --> 00:38:36,675
[Musika]

842
00:38:36,714 --> 00:38:40,707
Well, naghahanap kami
sa $7.00 at palitan.

843
00:38:40,785 --> 00:38:43,913
Oo, at hindi iyon mangyayari
bilhan mo kami ng marami.

844
00:38:45,790 --> 00:38:46,722
Bigyan mo ako ng pera.

845
00:38:46,791 --> 00:38:50,488
Gagawin ito ni Tyler
mas maganda lahat.

846
00:39:02,139 --> 00:39:03,936
Halika, mga kababayan!
Ito ay para sa kawanggawa.

847
00:39:04,008 --> 00:39:05,942
Alam mo gusto mo.

848
00:39:06,010 --> 00:39:08,342
Ako ang Deputy Mayor ng Moose Jaw,
para kay Kristo.

849
00:39:08,412 --> 00:39:10,642
Halika, mag-pitch ng bola.
Ipasok mo ako.

850
00:39:10,715 --> 00:39:12,182
Nag-iisip ka ba
ang iniisip ko?

851
00:39:12,249 --> 00:39:14,274
Siguradong.

852
00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:16,513
Ano ang iniisip mo?

853
00:39:18,255 --> 00:39:20,348
Alam mo, basta... Mahilig ako sa mga karnabal.

854
00:39:20,424 --> 00:39:21,755
Noong... noong bata pa ako,

855
00:39:21,826 --> 00:39:25,159
Nakikiusap ako sa mga kapatid ko
para kunin ako.

856
00:39:25,229 --> 00:39:26,491
Tingnan ang mga lobo?

857
00:39:26,564 --> 00:39:29,556
Magtali sila
kasing dami nila

858
00:39:29,633 --> 00:39:31,794
sa likod ng pantalon ko

859
00:39:31,869 --> 00:39:33,496
upang makita kung magkakaroon ako ng liftoff.

860
00:39:33,571 --> 00:39:36,233
gumana ba?

861
00:39:36,307 --> 00:39:40,209
Sila sa huli
natagpuan ako sa isang puno.

862
00:39:40,277 --> 00:39:42,302
At least nagkaroon ka ng carnivals.

863
00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:43,608
Sa Tofino, isang malaking nakakabaliw na gabi

864
00:39:43,681 --> 00:39:47,208
maglalaro ng bingo
sa rec center.

865
00:39:47,284 --> 00:39:48,308
Gusto ko ng bingo.

866
00:39:48,386 --> 00:39:50,752
Oo, alam ko. Ganun din ako.

867
00:39:50,821 --> 00:39:53,722
Alam mo, sa isang maliit na bayan,
astig, pero ikaw...

868
00:39:53,791 --> 00:39:55,725
Ikaw lang sa huli...

869
00:39:55,793 --> 00:39:58,353
Gusto mo pa.

870
00:39:58,429 --> 00:40:00,556
Oo.

871
00:40:00,965 --> 00:40:03,798
Oo.

872
00:40:03,868 --> 00:40:06,132
Hoy, buddy. magkano
para sa mga lobo na iyon?

873
00:40:06,203 --> 00:40:07,830
Nick, huwag mo nang isipin iyon.

874
00:40:08,973 --> 00:40:10,964
Fuck me!

875
00:40:11,041 --> 00:40:13,635
gumaganda na ako.

876
00:40:13,711 --> 00:40:16,009
Walang quitter ang pinalaki ng mama mo.
nirerespeto ko yan.

877
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:17,445
I-save ito, carny.
wala na akong pera.

878
00:40:17,515 --> 00:40:19,506
Hoy, pare, pare, pare.

879
00:40:21,419 --> 00:40:22,681
Kung pera
na nagpapahirap sa iyo,

880
00:40:22,753 --> 00:40:25,950
Mayroon akong paraan na magagawa mo
magbulsa ng barya nang mabilis.

881
00:40:26,023 --> 00:40:27,490
nakikinig ako.

882
00:40:27,558 --> 00:40:28,684
Halika na... manliligaw!

883
00:40:28,759 --> 00:40:31,557
Yan ba ang pinakamahusay na magagawa mo
sa mga bolang iyon, tao?

884
00:40:31,629 --> 00:40:33,324
Hindi naman ako basa dito.

885
00:40:33,397 --> 00:40:35,763
Halika, kahit sino pa rito.

886
00:40:35,833 --> 00:40:36,959
Psych!

887
00:40:37,034 --> 00:40:38,524
Oh, tara na.
Nauubusan ka na ng bola.

888
00:40:38,602 --> 00:40:40,467
Anong meron?

889
00:40:40,538 --> 00:40:42,438
Napapagod na ako dito.
Wala akong buong araw.

890
00:40:44,108 --> 00:40:46,167
Oh, wow.

891
00:40:46,243 --> 00:40:47,369
Whoa.

892
00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:48,639
Mabuti iyon.

893
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:03,818
Ano na naman ang binabayaran nito?

894
00:41:03,894 --> 00:41:04,826
Dalawang dolyar...

895
00:41:04,895 --> 00:41:06,021
isang minuto.

896
00:41:06,096 --> 00:41:08,087
Para kumilos na parang kuneho.
Niloloko mo ako.

897
00:41:09,633 --> 00:41:12,227
Ano ba talaga ang kailangan mong gawin ko?
- Uh, malalaman mo.

898
00:41:12,303 --> 00:41:14,396
At baka gusto mo
para ilagay ang mga ito.

899
00:41:16,173 --> 00:41:18,368
Okay...

900
00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:23,280
Tumalon dito.

901
00:41:26,550 --> 00:41:28,313
Mukhang maganda.

902
00:41:39,864 --> 00:41:42,594
Hello?

903
00:41:42,666 --> 00:41:44,793
Ano na, doc?

904
00:41:46,770 --> 00:41:47,759
[Ding ding]

905
00:41:53,577 --> 00:41:54,544
Itigil mo na yan!

906
00:41:56,413 --> 00:41:59,348
Tigilan mo ako sa pagbaril!

907
00:42:05,022 --> 00:42:07,217
Nakababa ang puke.
Pumunta sa harapan.

908
00:42:07,291 --> 00:42:09,657
Kalimutan ang mukha.
Pumunta sa mga bola.

909
00:42:11,362 --> 00:42:14,024
Mahal, anumang oras ngayon.
Pwede bang may...

910
00:42:16,300 --> 00:42:17,460
Sige mga ginoo,
tapos na ang palabas.

911
00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:19,469
Umuwi ka na sa mga asawa mo
o sa Internet,

912
00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:20,936
o saan ka man makakuha
ang weird mo, ang sakit,

913
00:42:21,005 --> 00:42:23,064
perverted kicks from.

914
00:42:23,140 --> 00:42:24,937
Oh, ang galing mo.
- Salamat.

915
00:42:25,009 --> 00:42:26,840
Anong ginagawa niyo?

916
00:42:26,911 --> 00:42:29,243
Sa bilis na ito,
mga 75 bucks kada oras.

917
00:42:29,313 --> 00:42:30,337
[Sumisigaw]

918
00:42:30,414 --> 00:42:32,177
Magaling. Sige.

919
00:42:32,249 --> 00:42:34,149
Guys, saan, uh,
nasaan si Tyler?

920
00:42:34,218 --> 00:42:37,676
Saan ka pupunta?
Bumalik ka dito!

921
00:42:37,755 --> 00:42:38,779
[Umuungol]

922
00:42:38,856 --> 00:42:42,815
Ano ang pakiramdam nito?

923
00:42:44,828 --> 00:42:47,092
Ngayon sino ang maliit na pussies?
ha?

924
00:42:47,164 --> 00:42:49,997
Oo! Kunin mo yan!

925
00:42:50,067 --> 00:42:51,967
tignan mo!

926
00:42:52,036 --> 00:42:53,697
ano?

927
00:42:53,771 --> 00:42:55,238
[Tumawa]

928
00:42:55,306 --> 00:42:57,240
tumahimik ka.

929
00:43:06,150 --> 00:43:07,617
[Clattering]

930
00:43:07,685 --> 00:43:10,449
Anong ingay yan?
Hearthat kayo?

931
00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:14,581
Hey guys, para saan ito?

932
00:43:14,658 --> 00:43:15,590
Ito ay isang...

933
00:43:15,659 --> 00:43:17,559
liko.

934
00:43:37,982 --> 00:43:40,382
bumaluktot, mga sipsip.

935
00:43:40,451 --> 00:43:43,284
Oh, oo, ito...
mukhang mas maganda ang ganitong paraan.

936
00:43:45,856 --> 00:43:48,222
May taeng nahuhulog
at mga bagay-bagay.

937
00:43:48,292 --> 00:43:49,657
Kung ang RV's a-rocking,

938
00:43:49,727 --> 00:43:51,456
wag kang kumakatok!

939
00:43:51,528 --> 00:43:52,722
[Tumawa]

940
00:43:59,403 --> 00:44:01,371
Ang piraso ng tae na ito
nagkakawatak-watak.

941
00:44:01,438 --> 00:44:03,906
Dapat bumili ka ng Japanese.

942
00:44:13,784 --> 00:44:14,842
Shit.

943
00:44:14,918 --> 00:44:17,512
Kailangan nating makaalis sa mga ito
nakakatakot na mga track, okay?

944
00:44:31,669 --> 00:44:33,193
[Pumupol ang tren]

945
00:44:33,270 --> 00:44:35,500
- Oh, aking diyos.
- Oh, aking diyos.

946
00:44:42,813 --> 00:44:43,745
Nick, bilisan mo!

947
00:44:43,814 --> 00:44:44,781
Bilisan mo, bilisan mo.

948
00:44:44,848 --> 00:44:46,281
Nick, kunin mo...

949
00:44:46,350 --> 00:44:48,113
Oh diyos ko...
- Sinusubukan ko!

950
00:44:50,587 --> 00:44:52,179
Oh, shit.

951
00:44:53,357 --> 00:44:54,551
Shit. Natigilan kami!

952
00:44:54,625 --> 00:44:56,456
Oh, shit.

953
00:44:56,527 --> 00:44:58,859
Umalis ka dyan!

954
00:45:01,999 --> 00:45:03,660
Lahat, labas! Lumabas ka!

955
00:45:07,438 --> 00:45:09,599
Para sa kapakanan ng Diyos,
anong ginagawa mo Lumabas ka!

956
00:45:09,673 --> 00:45:10,867
Gitara ko!

957
00:45:28,358 --> 00:45:32,158
Ay, hindi.

958
00:45:32,229 --> 00:45:33,287
Oh.

959
00:45:37,634 --> 00:45:38,931
Aking surfboard.

960
00:45:39,002 --> 00:45:39,969
Aking Gibson.

961
00:45:40,037 --> 00:45:40,969
Aking tahanan.

962
00:45:41,038 --> 00:45:43,973
Ayos ba ang lahat?

963
00:45:44,041 --> 00:45:45,668
Siguro dapat natin, eh...

964
00:45:45,743 --> 00:45:47,233
pumunta ka makipag-usap sa isang tao
o isang bagay?

965
00:45:47,311 --> 00:45:49,609
Kami ay makaalis
pagpuno ng mga ulat sa loob ng isang linggo.

966
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:51,011
Maghiwa-hiwalay tayo.

967
00:45:51,081 --> 00:45:54,016
Pupunta ba tayo sa Toronto o hindi?

968
00:45:54,084 --> 00:45:55,073
Oo, tayo...

969
00:45:55,152 --> 00:45:57,086
umalis na tayo dito guys.
Halika na.

970
00:45:57,154 --> 00:45:58,485
Halika, Sash.

971
00:45:58,555 --> 00:45:59,749
Darating.

972
00:45:59,823 --> 00:46:02,018
Bilisan mo. Halika na.

973
00:46:11,668 --> 00:46:12,999
Hindi naman masama.

974
00:46:13,070 --> 00:46:14,002
Parang Prairie girls ang lasa.

975
00:46:14,071 --> 00:46:17,871
Hindi mo alam
kung ano ang lasa ng mga batang babae sa Prairie.

976
00:46:17,941 --> 00:46:19,272
Maaari itong gumamit ng kaunting asin.

977
00:46:19,343 --> 00:46:21,072
mantikilya.

978
00:46:21,145 --> 00:46:24,342
Sigurado akong mayroon ang magsasaka.
Sa tingin mo ba ay tututol siya?

979
00:46:27,384 --> 00:46:30,217
Huwag kang magnanakaw.

980
00:46:30,287 --> 00:46:31,777
Teka, teka.
Um, makinig, pasensya na.

981
00:46:31,855 --> 00:46:34,722
Parehas lang kaming bata
papunta sa Toronto.

982
00:46:34,792 --> 00:46:36,384
Kasama mo ang Callahan boys?

983
00:46:36,460 --> 00:46:38,394
Nagkalat ng mga gypsy moth...

984
00:46:38,462 --> 00:46:39,895
pinapatay ang aking mga pananim.

985
00:46:39,963 --> 00:46:43,091
Hindi po sir.
Walang gypsy moths dito, sir.

986
00:46:43,167 --> 00:46:45,101
Hindi, makinig,
dumadaan lang kami.

987
00:46:45,169 --> 00:46:46,466
Natamaan ang ating Winnebago
sa pamamagitan ng tren.

988
00:46:46,537 --> 00:46:48,402
Wala kaming gamit...

989
00:46:48,472 --> 00:46:50,372
Ikaw yun? bakit...

990
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:53,671
nahuli ng hangin iyon
sa lumang transistor.

991
00:46:53,744 --> 00:46:58,408
Ito ay isang himala
buhay kayong mga bata.

992
00:46:58,482 --> 00:47:02,816
Shucks, ito ay isang pagsubok.

993
00:47:02,886 --> 00:47:05,013
Dinala ka ng Panginoon dito,

994
00:47:05,088 --> 00:47:07,147
at ngayon...

995
00:47:07,224 --> 00:47:09,692
Ako ang iyong pastol.

996
00:47:12,129 --> 00:47:13,756
Kaya paano kung
isang lutong bahay na pagkain

997
00:47:13,831 --> 00:47:15,696
at isang mainit na lugar upang matulog?

998
00:47:15,766 --> 00:47:17,028
Napakaganda ng tunog.

999
00:47:17,100 --> 00:47:19,261
Mapapasama ka
kasama ang mga baka ngayong gabi.

1000
00:47:19,336 --> 00:47:21,270
Sana hindi ka
lactose intolerant.

1001
00:47:21,338 --> 00:47:22,566
Lahat ng hinihiling ko

1002
00:47:22,639 --> 00:47:26,598
ay na walang sinumang nabahiran ang kadalisayan
ng aking anak na dalaga.

1003
00:47:26,677 --> 00:47:29,202
Ay, oo. Naiintindihan ko.
Parang biro ng matandang magsasaka.

1004
00:47:29,279 --> 00:47:31,110
alam mo,
"Maaari kang matulog sa aking kamalig,

1005
00:47:31,181 --> 00:47:32,773
ngunit huwag kang maglakas-loob na hawakan

1006
00:47:32,850 --> 00:47:36,047
ang ganda ko,
teenager na gutom sa titi."

1007
00:47:36,119 --> 00:47:38,019
Hindi biro, anak.

1008
00:47:38,088 --> 00:47:41,922
Sa katunayan, sa aking bahay,
ito ang ika-11 utos.

1009
00:47:41,992 --> 00:47:46,861
Huwag kang magsisinungaling...
kasama ng mga supling ng iyong magsasaka.

1010
00:47:46,930 --> 00:47:48,329
[Cocks gun]

1011
00:47:48,398 --> 00:47:49,626
Maliban kung gusto mo
ang galit

1012
00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:53,568
ng boom-stick ng iyong magsasaka.

1013
00:47:53,637 --> 00:47:54,695
Naintindihan mo?

1014
00:47:54,771 --> 00:47:56,864
Oo, sir.

1015
00:47:58,842 --> 00:48:01,743
Sinong gutom?

1016
00:48:01,812 --> 00:48:05,373
Pasulong na mga sundalong Kristiyano

1017
00:48:05,449 --> 00:48:09,977
Nagmartsa bilang sa digmaan

1018
00:48:11,588 --> 00:48:13,647
Oh, isang aksidente sa tren.

1019
00:48:13,690 --> 00:48:15,453
Kawawang mga kaluluwa.

1020
00:48:15,525 --> 00:48:17,823
Purihin ang Panginoon
okay na kayong lahat.

1021
00:48:17,895 --> 00:48:20,864
Lahat ay mukhang
ganda, Mrs...

1022
00:48:20,931 --> 00:48:24,423
Ang pangalan ko ay Libby,
at ito ay si Joseph.

1023
00:48:24,501 --> 00:48:25,559
paano gawin?

1024
00:48:25,636 --> 00:48:28,070
At si Josephine
ay bababa sa isang sandali.

1025
00:48:28,138 --> 00:48:30,868
Josephine!

1026
00:48:30,941 --> 00:48:32,670
Hoy, pare.

1027
00:48:32,743 --> 00:48:35,712
Sa tingin mo, gaano ka-hot ang babaeng ito?
- Dude, niloloko mo ako.

1028
00:48:35,779 --> 00:48:37,940
Ang mga taong ito ay kakila-kilabot.
Malamang wala siyang ngipin.

1029
00:48:50,394 --> 00:48:51,861
Ay, Josephine.

1030
00:48:51,929 --> 00:48:55,092
Sa wakas ay nagpasya kang sumali sa amin?

1031
00:48:57,367 --> 00:48:58,527
Hi.

1032
00:48:58,602 --> 00:49:01,230
Tulungan tayo ng Diyos.

1033
00:49:01,305 --> 00:49:02,567
Oh, hi, sweetie.

1034
00:49:02,639 --> 00:49:04,607
Nasa oras ka lang.

1035
00:49:04,675 --> 00:49:07,974
Oh, nagkita na ba kayo
ang mga lalaki?

1036
00:49:09,646 --> 00:49:10,578
Hi.

1037
00:49:10,647 --> 00:49:11,636
- Hi.
- Hi.

1038
00:49:17,087 --> 00:49:18,782
Kaya, binata,

1039
00:49:18,855 --> 00:49:20,618
nabanggit mo na mayroon kang...

1040
00:49:20,691 --> 00:49:24,024
biro doon
sa maisan ha?

1041
00:49:24,094 --> 00:49:26,790
Uh, oo. Ito ay isang doozy.

1042
00:49:28,699 --> 00:49:31,293
[Pinalinis ang lalamunan]

1043
00:49:33,437 --> 00:49:36,736
Patawarin mo ako?
Hindi maganda ang pakiramdam ko.

1044
00:49:42,479 --> 00:49:46,973
Oh, mahal, ginagawa niya ito
tuwing may bisita tayo.

1045
00:49:47,050 --> 00:49:50,986
Kawawang babae ay sadyang nahihiya.

1046
00:49:51,054 --> 00:49:53,488
So, ikaw diyan.

1047
00:49:53,557 --> 00:49:54,785
Oo, ikaw.

1048
00:49:54,858 --> 00:49:56,325
Tawanan mo kami.

1049
00:49:56,393 --> 00:49:58,725
Uh, oo, ang, uh...

1050
00:49:58,795 --> 00:50:02,390
gag ng magsasaka-anak na babae.
Um, sigurado, ano ang impiyerno?

1051
00:50:02,466 --> 00:50:04,934
Tyler, hindi ko akalain
ito ay isang magandang ideya.

1052
00:50:05,002 --> 00:50:06,196
Kaya nandoon ang tatlong lalaki

1053
00:50:06,269 --> 00:50:07,736
na sako
anak ng magsasaka.

1054
00:50:07,804 --> 00:50:09,772
Oh.

1055
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:12,104
Siyempre, eh,
nalaman ng matanda,

1056
00:50:12,175 --> 00:50:13,767
at pumunta at kumuha ng shotgun

1057
00:50:13,844 --> 00:50:15,368
katulad ng sa iyo...

1058
00:50:15,445 --> 00:50:18,881
Alam mo Tyler.
baka hindi mo dapat.

1059
00:50:18,949 --> 00:50:20,541
Uh, so nagpapaliwanag siya
ang kanilang parusa sa kanila,

1060
00:50:20,617 --> 00:50:22,551
na kailangan nilang pumunta
papunta sa taniman

1061
00:50:22,619 --> 00:50:25,281
at hanapin ang kanilang paboritong prutas.

1062
00:50:25,355 --> 00:50:27,050
At kahit papaano, ang mga lalaki
sa tingin nila madali silang makaalis,

1063
00:50:27,124 --> 00:50:29,649
kaya pumunta sila
at kunin ang kanilang piniling bunga...

1064
00:50:29,726 --> 00:50:30,852
[binubuksan ang zip]
Oh, oh, diyos.

1065
00:50:30,927 --> 00:50:33,191
Okay ka lang? Uh, oo.

1066
00:50:33,263 --> 00:50:34,696
Nalulugod ka ba, Joseph?

1067
00:50:34,765 --> 00:50:36,528
Itong mahal na binata

1068
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:39,865
ay nagboluntaryong magsabi ng biyaya.

1069
00:50:39,936 --> 00:50:41,699
Sige anak.

1070
00:50:41,772 --> 00:50:44,935
Uh... uh...

1071
00:50:45,008 --> 00:50:46,236
Uh, mahal na Panginoon...

1072
00:50:46,309 --> 00:50:51,042
salamat sa pagbibigay mo sa amin
ganyan...

1073
00:50:51,114 --> 00:50:54,140
makatas na pagkain,

1074
00:50:54,217 --> 00:50:56,082
at pagpalain kami,

1075
00:50:56,153 --> 00:50:57,620
at patawarin mo kami

1076
00:50:57,687 --> 00:50:59,382
para sa kahit ano
na nagawa namin

1077
00:50:59,456 --> 00:51:03,051
o ay...
ginagawa ngayon.

1078
00:51:03,126 --> 00:51:05,117
At huwag...
huwag kang tumigil sa pagmamahal sa amin.

1079
00:51:05,195 --> 00:51:06,127
Huwag kang tumigil, baby.

1080
00:51:06,196 --> 00:51:09,393
Pakiusap, huwag tumigil, oh...

1081
00:51:09,466 --> 00:51:11,263
At, uh...

1082
00:51:11,334 --> 00:51:14,826
At hayaan natin
lunukin na lang natin ang ating mga kasalanan

1083
00:51:14,905 --> 00:51:16,338
at...

1084
00:51:16,406 --> 00:51:17,998
Oh...

1085
00:51:18,075 --> 00:51:19,508
Oh, Kristo.

1086
00:51:21,144 --> 00:51:22,441
Ay, Kristo...

1087
00:51:22,512 --> 00:51:24,309
[ungol]

1088
00:51:24,381 --> 00:51:28,283
Purihin si Hesus.

1089
00:51:28,518 --> 00:51:29,507
Purihin si Hesus.

1090
00:51:29,586 --> 00:51:31,315
Purihin si Hesus.
Ang sarap sa pakiramdam, di ba?

1091
00:51:31,388 --> 00:51:33,982
Kapag isang magandang panalangin
mga dahon na pinatuyo mo?

1092
00:51:36,193 --> 00:51:37,820
Okay, kain na tayo!

1093
00:51:37,894 --> 00:51:39,885
Ipasa ang karne.

1094
00:51:39,963 --> 00:51:43,899
[Moans]

1095
00:51:43,967 --> 00:51:48,233
Kaya pagkatapos...

1096
00:51:48,305 --> 00:51:50,398
kung saan
lumaki ba kayong mga bata?

1097
00:51:50,474 --> 00:51:51,873
Oh, aking diyos.

1098
00:51:51,942 --> 00:51:55,844
Jill...

1099
00:51:55,912 --> 00:51:56,844
okay ka lang ba?

1100
00:51:56,913 --> 00:51:58,005
Hmm? Mm-hmm. Mm.

1101
00:51:58,081 --> 00:52:01,278
Oh. Oh... oh, diyos.

1102
00:52:01,351 --> 00:52:03,319
Joseph, may kakaiba
ay nangyayari.

1103
00:52:03,386 --> 00:52:04,853
Oh!

1104
00:52:04,921 --> 00:52:07,151
Sandali lang.

1105
00:52:07,224 --> 00:52:08,282
Alam ko ang nangyayari dito.

1106
00:52:08,358 --> 00:52:10,883
Oh...

1107
00:52:12,129 --> 00:52:13,494
Oh, oh...

1108
00:52:13,563 --> 00:52:14,495
Fuck you!

1109
00:52:14,564 --> 00:52:16,395
Libby, tawagan mo ang exorcist.

1110
00:52:16,466 --> 00:52:18,058
Ang mga batang ito ay sinapian!

1111
00:52:18,135 --> 00:52:19,261
At kunin mo ang baril ko!

1112
00:52:19,336 --> 00:52:21,668
Hindi, hindi, hindi, ginoo,
Tinitiyak ko sa iyo...

1113
00:52:21,738 --> 00:52:24,468
Ay, shit!

1114
00:52:24,541 --> 00:52:26,975
Ngayon, ito na. Lumabas ang lahat!
Labas, labas!

1115
00:52:31,781 --> 00:52:33,612
At isama mo si Lucifer!

1116
00:52:33,683 --> 00:52:34,945
[Putok ng baril]

1117
00:52:35,018 --> 00:52:35,985
[Screams]

1118
00:52:36,052 --> 00:52:39,021
Ang kapangyarihan ni Kristo
pinipilit ka!

1119
00:52:39,289 --> 00:52:42,190
Ang kapangyarihan ni Kristo
pinipilit ka!

1120
00:52:42,259 --> 00:52:45,888
Habang bumababa ka

1121
00:52:45,962 --> 00:52:50,899
Hindi pa ako handang pumunta

1122
00:52:50,967 --> 00:52:52,594
[Tumutugtog ng sitar music]

1123
00:53:01,845 --> 00:53:03,142
[Nagri-ring ang cell phone]

1124
00:53:03,213 --> 00:53:04,373
Oh, kukunin ko na, babe.

1125
00:53:04,447 --> 00:53:05,846
Salamat, honey.

1126
00:53:09,119 --> 00:53:10,051
Hello?

1127
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:13,055
Jerry. Oo, si Emile.

1128
00:53:13,123 --> 00:53:14,852
Ay, Emile.
Siya si Emile, babe.

1129
00:53:14,925 --> 00:53:16,483
Sakto.

1130
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:17,686
Kumusta ka, pare?

1131
00:53:17,761 --> 00:53:18,989
Kaya ano ang nangyayari?

1132
00:53:19,062 --> 00:53:20,962
Pupunta ba si Nick
makarating sa Toronto?

1133
00:53:21,031 --> 00:53:23,966
Hindi. Hindi, hindi siya.

1134
00:53:24,034 --> 00:53:26,935
Oh, sige, buddy.
Iyan ay napakagandang balita.

1135
00:53:27,003 --> 00:53:29,631
Salamat, Emile. alam ko
maaasahan ka namin.

1136
00:53:29,706 --> 00:53:31,697
Bye.

1137
00:53:31,775 --> 00:53:33,299
Hindi pa ako handang pumunta.

1138
00:53:33,376 --> 00:53:35,139
hindi ako handa...

1139
00:53:35,212 --> 00:53:37,976
sabi ko sayo
siya ang pinakamahusay, babe.

1140
00:53:40,016 --> 00:53:41,779
Sobrang cool.

1141
00:53:44,254 --> 00:53:47,052
Isang inumin bawat isa, guys.
Hindi namin kayang inumin ito.

1142
00:53:47,123 --> 00:53:49,614
Nick, pagkatapos ng lahat ng ito,
hindi natin kayang hindi inumin ito.

1143
00:53:49,693 --> 00:53:53,026
[Tutugtog ang banda
"Pakiramdam Ko Isang Babae"]

1144
00:53:53,096 --> 00:53:56,759
Lalabas ako mamayang gabi
Maayos na ang pakiramdam ko

1145
00:53:56,833 --> 00:53:59,563
gagawin ko
hayaan mo na ang lahat

1146
00:53:59,636 --> 00:54:02,400
Gusto kong gumawa ng...
- Ang sungit mo, buddy!

1147
00:54:02,472 --> 00:54:05,168
Tinataasan ko talaga boses ko

1148
00:54:05,242 --> 00:54:06,266
Sisigaw ako at sisigaw

1149
00:54:06,343 --> 00:54:09,073
Rock and roll!

1150
00:54:09,145 --> 00:54:13,548
Walang inhibitions

1151
00:54:13,617 --> 00:54:14,743
Dude, inililigtas ko ang iyong buhay.

1152
00:54:14,818 --> 00:54:15,785
Talunin ito.

1153
00:54:15,852 --> 00:54:18,844
Umalis ka na dito.

1154
00:54:18,922 --> 00:54:19,946
Ngayon, tandaan, mga tao,

1155
00:54:20,023 --> 00:54:21,957
ang lasing mo,
mas maganda ang tunog nila.

1156
00:54:22,025 --> 00:54:24,994
300 bucks
ay nakahanda pa rin,

1157
00:54:25,061 --> 00:54:27,894
kaya ituloy mo ang pag-inom
ang likidong tapang,

1158
00:54:27,964 --> 00:54:29,864
dahil kailangan natin
isa pang sipsip sa entablado.

1159
00:54:29,933 --> 00:54:31,764
[Nagpapatugtog ng "Where Have You
Kamakailan lang"]

1160
00:54:31,835 --> 00:54:33,860
Ooh, may nakita akong table.

1161
00:54:38,375 --> 00:54:40,866
Alerto sa Cougar. Iiwas mo ang iyong mga mata.

1162
00:54:40,944 --> 00:54:42,172
At mawala ang pagkakataong ito?

1163
00:54:42,245 --> 00:54:43,872
Fuck na.

1164
00:54:43,947 --> 00:54:47,007
Kaya ano ang plano, mga babae?
Kakanta ka ba ng duet?

1165
00:54:47,083 --> 00:54:49,074
Mm-mm. Hindi, hindi,
hindi, hindi, hindi, hindi.

1166
00:54:49,152 --> 00:54:50,483
Umakyat si Sasha mag-isa.

1167
00:54:50,553 --> 00:54:53,351
Oo, mayroon kang iba,
ikaw freaking lush.

1168
00:54:53,423 --> 00:54:56,187
Sasha, gusto ko nang matulog
sa kama ngayong gabi,

1169
00:54:56,259 --> 00:54:58,853
at gusto ko ng maayos na shower,

1170
00:54:58,928 --> 00:55:00,953
pero ikaw lang
may talento.

1171
00:55:01,031 --> 00:55:03,966
Ngayon, umakyat ka doon at...

1172
00:55:04,034 --> 00:55:06,298
at kumita tayo ng pera.
Halika na.

1173
00:55:06,369 --> 00:55:07,734
Oo. Go for it.

1174
00:55:07,804 --> 00:55:09,396
Hoy, bibilhan pa kita ng shot.

1175
00:55:09,472 --> 00:55:13,135
Isang shot. Hmm.

1176
00:55:16,913 --> 00:55:19,347
Kung Fu. talaga?

1177
00:55:19,416 --> 00:55:20,348
Itim na sinturon?

1178
00:55:20,417 --> 00:55:21,349
Natural.

1179
00:55:21,418 --> 00:55:24,319
Kahanga-hanga.

1180
00:55:24,387 --> 00:55:25,752
Ngunit ang tanong ay, Junior,

1181
00:55:25,822 --> 00:55:28,552
meron ka bang brown belt?

1182
00:55:28,625 --> 00:55:29,887
Ah.

1183
00:55:29,959 --> 00:55:32,291
Ang brown na sinturon.

1184
00:55:32,362 --> 00:55:35,661
Nahihiya man akong aminin,
eh, ayoko.

1185
00:55:35,732 --> 00:55:37,563
Sa katunayan,

1186
00:55:37,634 --> 00:55:39,158
umaasa kami ng kaibigan ko

1187
00:55:39,235 --> 00:55:42,500
upang kumita ng gayong sinturon
dito ngayong gabi.

1188
00:55:42,572 --> 00:55:48,010
Oh, well...
baka pwedeng ayusin yan.

1189
00:55:48,078 --> 00:55:50,205
Kailangan mo lang umupo
mahigpit talaga mga ginoo,

1190
00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:52,612
dahil kailangan nating umihi.

1191
00:55:53,817 --> 00:55:56,547
masikip.

1192
00:55:56,619 --> 00:55:58,177
Pare, ano ba
tungkol ba iyon?

1193
00:55:58,254 --> 00:55:59,585
Anong pinag-uusapan niyo?

1194
00:55:59,656 --> 00:56:01,146
Anong meron sa kabuuan
kulay brown na sinturon?

1195
00:56:01,224 --> 00:56:04,716
Dime, hayaan mo ako
ipaliwanag sa iyo ang isang bagay.

1196
00:56:04,794 --> 00:56:06,762
Ang babaeng tao
may hanggang tatlong openings

1197
00:56:06,830 --> 00:56:08,730
na maaaring gamitin
para sa sekswal na kasiyahan.

1198
00:56:08,798 --> 00:56:11,096
Hanggang ngayon,
pamilyar kami sa dalawa.

1199
00:56:11,167 --> 00:56:13,931
na kung saan
pumapasok ang mga cougar.

1200
00:56:14,003 --> 00:56:16,233
Naku... nakakadiri.

1201
00:56:16,306 --> 00:56:18,240
yun...

1202
00:56:18,308 --> 00:56:20,367
Well, kailangan ko ng beer.

1203
00:56:20,443 --> 00:56:21,671
[Nagtatapos ang kanta]

1204
00:56:24,714 --> 00:56:27,148
Sige mga kababayan,

1205
00:56:27,217 --> 00:56:29,082
sinong susunod na mag-tanking?

1206
00:56:29,152 --> 00:56:31,712
Dito, guys.
Gusto niya.

1207
00:56:31,788 --> 00:56:34,382
- Whoo!
- Bigyan mo siya ng kaunting lakas ng loob.

1208
00:56:35,825 --> 00:56:37,759
Halika na. Ipagmalaki mo ako.
Ipagmalaki mo ako.

1209
00:56:40,063 --> 00:56:42,395
Whoo-hoo!

1210
00:56:42,465 --> 00:56:44,433
Oo!

1211
00:56:48,905 --> 00:56:51,567
Ipakita sa amin ang iyong tits!

1212
00:56:51,641 --> 00:56:53,233
Ikaw muna, porke.

1213
00:56:53,309 --> 00:56:54,970
[Tawanan]
tumahimik ka!

1214
00:56:55,044 --> 00:56:56,375
tumahimik ka!

1215
00:56:56,446 --> 00:56:58,073
Okay, ito ay...

1216
00:56:58,148 --> 00:57:04,348
uh, ito ay para sa lahat ng mga assholes
doon sa labas.

1217
00:57:04,421 --> 00:57:08,949
Bilanggo ng iyong pag-ibig

1218
00:57:09,025 --> 00:57:12,654
Nabuhol sa iyong web

1219
00:57:12,729 --> 00:57:16,688
Mainit na bulong sa gabi

1220
00:57:16,766 --> 00:57:19,826
Nahuli ako sa iyong spell

1221
00:57:27,010 --> 00:57:30,343
Ay oo na touch ako
sa pamamagitan ng iyong pagpapakita ng damdamin

1222
00:57:30,413 --> 00:57:33,382
Dapat ba akong mabali
sa kawalan mo ng debosyon

1223
00:57:33,450 --> 00:57:34,712
Dapat ba akong

1224
00:57:34,784 --> 00:57:38,049
Whoo! Ha, ha.

1225
00:57:38,121 --> 00:57:40,783
Dapat ba akong

1226
00:57:40,857 --> 00:57:43,621
Mas mabuting maging mabuti ka sa akin

1227
00:57:43,693 --> 00:57:47,493
Ganyan dapat

1228
00:57:47,564 --> 00:57:49,794
'pagkat wala akong gamit

1229
00:57:49,866 --> 00:57:51,458
Para sa maluwag mong tawag
ang katotohanan

1230
00:57:51,534 --> 00:57:53,559
At mas mabuti pa
maging mabuti ka sa akin

1231
00:57:57,540 --> 00:58:01,067
Sa tingin ko tama din

1232
00:58:01,144 --> 00:58:03,510
Na hindi natin kailangan mag-away

1233
00:58:03,580 --> 00:58:06,743
Nang magkaharap kami

1234
00:58:06,816 --> 00:58:11,014
At iharap mo ang iyong kaso

1235
00:58:11,087 --> 00:58:14,488
At alam kong paulit-ulit mong sinasabi sa akin
na mahal mo ako

1236
00:58:14,557 --> 00:58:18,425
Hindi masama para sa isang Newfie, ha?

1237
00:58:18,495 --> 00:58:19,757
Pero naisip mo ba

1238
00:58:19,829 --> 00:58:21,990
Tatanggapin na lang sana kita
sa bulag na pananampalataya

1239
00:58:22,065 --> 00:58:25,262
Oh sigurado baby
anumang bagay na magpapasaya sa iyo

1240
00:58:25,335 --> 00:58:27,599
At mas mabuti pa
maging mabuti ka sa akin

1241
00:58:27,670 --> 00:58:31,663
Ganyan dapat

1242
00:58:31,741 --> 00:58:36,405
dahil wala akong oras
para sa iyong mga overloaded na linya

1243
00:58:36,479 --> 00:58:38,276
Mas mabuting maging mabuti ka sa akin

1244
00:58:39,849 --> 00:58:43,182
Maging mabuti ka sa akin

1245
00:58:43,553 --> 00:58:46,784
Maging mabuti ka sa akin

1246
00:58:47,223 --> 00:58:50,283
Maging mabuti ka sa akin

1247
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:54,423
Maging mabuti ka sa akin

1248
00:58:55,532 --> 00:58:57,864
Oo

1249
00:58:57,934 --> 00:59:01,028
Oo!

1250
00:59:01,104 --> 00:59:03,868
Oo! Whoo!

1251
00:59:03,940 --> 00:59:05,703
Oo!

1252
00:59:05,775 --> 00:59:08,539
Ewan ko sa inyo,
ngunit sa tingin ko ay natagpuan namin ang aming nanalo!

1253
00:59:08,611 --> 00:59:10,238
Oo!

1254
00:59:12,849 --> 00:59:14,009
Teka! Teka! Teka!

1255
00:59:14,083 --> 00:59:15,380
Hindi masyadong mabilis, boys.

1256
00:59:15,451 --> 00:59:16,941
Ito ay para sa iyo.

1257
00:59:17,020 --> 00:59:18,681
Whoo!

1258
00:59:20,356 --> 00:59:23,951
Oh, yan ang tinatawag kong talent!

1259
00:59:25,929 --> 00:59:27,726
Oo! Whoo!

1260
00:59:27,797 --> 00:59:29,264
Unang premyo.

1261
00:59:29,332 --> 00:59:31,323
Pangalawang premyo.

1262
00:59:31,401 --> 00:59:33,995
Ay, Sash!

1263
00:59:35,905 --> 00:59:37,167
Oo!

1264
00:59:46,416 --> 00:59:48,077
Sapat na para sa dalawang silid ng hotel
at almusal.

1265
00:59:49,352 --> 00:59:51,582
Hindi masama para sa pangalawang lugar.

1266
00:59:51,654 --> 00:59:53,485
Hoy, ikaw ay...
patay ka na daw.

1267
00:59:53,556 --> 00:59:54,818
Lumayo ka sa amin!

1268
00:59:54,891 --> 00:59:56,222
Pero paano ka nakalabas...

1269
00:59:56,292 --> 00:59:58,385
Paumanhin, kaibigan.
Sa atin ang batang ito.

1270
00:59:58,461 --> 00:59:59,485
Ikaw, tara na.

1271
01:00:05,935 --> 01:00:08,563
Halika, makinis.
Maging komportable tayo.

1272
01:00:08,638 --> 01:00:11,198
Okay, ngunit hindi ako murang kalapating mababa ang lipad.

1273
01:00:11,274 --> 01:00:12,901
Ibibili mo ako ng almusal.

1274
01:00:12,976 --> 01:00:16,969
[Tumawa]
parang hindi naman.

1275
01:00:17,046 --> 01:00:19,310
Jill?

1276
01:00:19,382 --> 01:00:21,714
Jill, buksan mo.

1277
01:00:27,056 --> 01:00:28,887
Ako at ikaw yata.

1278
01:00:34,063 --> 01:00:36,896
Nanaginip ako
tungkol dito

1279
01:00:36,966 --> 01:00:38,934
buong buhay ko.

1280
01:00:39,002 --> 01:00:41,368
Oh, I bet meron ka.

1281
01:00:41,437 --> 01:00:43,371
Ooh, ouch!

1282
01:00:43,439 --> 01:00:46,067
Ah.

1283
01:00:46,142 --> 01:00:48,337
Oo, sige.
Alisin mo sila.

1284
01:00:48,411 --> 01:00:50,276
Hola!

1285
01:00:52,415 --> 01:00:55,179
Dito na tayo.

1286
01:00:55,251 --> 01:00:56,946
Para saan ang mga iyon?

1287
01:00:57,020 --> 01:01:00,581
Oh, maghintay ka lang at tingnan,
maliit na tao. Hmm?

1288
01:01:02,525 --> 01:01:03,583
Gusto ko talaga.

1289
01:01:03,660 --> 01:01:04,991
Oo, ako rin,

1290
01:01:05,061 --> 01:01:07,621
pero kaya nating maghintay
para sa ibang pagkakataon.

1291
01:01:07,697 --> 01:01:10,165
Ang sweet mo naman.

1292
01:01:10,233 --> 01:01:11,962
Halikan mo ako.

1293
01:01:12,035 --> 01:01:15,027
Sigurado ka ba, dahil mukhang
medyo lalabas ka na.

1294
01:01:15,104 --> 01:01:16,366
I-kiss mo na lang ako.

1295
01:01:20,009 --> 01:01:21,271
hindi ko kaya.

1296
01:01:21,344 --> 01:01:22,333
[Pagsusuka]

1297
01:01:22,412 --> 01:01:24,676
Oh, Diyos.

1298
01:01:24,747 --> 01:01:26,612
Shh. Okay, uh...

1299
01:01:34,190 --> 01:01:37,353
Ang galing mo ngayong gabi.

1300
01:01:39,295 --> 01:01:43,561
Yung babaeng nasa stage,
sino siya?

1301
01:01:45,935 --> 01:01:49,063
Nagustuhan mo ba siya?

1302
01:01:53,276 --> 01:01:54,573
Kunin mo ang kama.
Pupunta ako sa...

1303
01:01:54,644 --> 01:01:57,078
Nagbayad kami ng magandang pera
sa kama,

1304
01:01:57,146 --> 01:02:02,812
at hinihiling ko
na enjoy tayo.

1305
01:02:02,885 --> 01:02:06,582
Iminumungkahi mo bang magbahagi tayo?

1306
01:02:06,656 --> 01:02:10,353
Hangga't wala ka
makakuha ng anumang mga ideya.

1307
01:02:12,161 --> 01:02:14,186
Hindi ako nakakakuha ng mga ideya.

1308
01:02:50,500 --> 01:02:52,559
Maganda at masikip,

1309
01:02:52,635 --> 01:02:53,761
sa paligid ng sungay...

1310
01:02:53,836 --> 01:02:55,736
Yee-haw!

1311
01:02:58,641 --> 01:03:00,108
Kaya paano ito gumagana?

1312
01:03:00,176 --> 01:03:03,168
Paano ako kumita
ang aking brown na sinturon sa ganitong paraan?

1313
01:03:03,246 --> 01:03:07,080
Oh, gagawin mo, big boy.

1314
01:03:07,150 --> 01:03:08,640
Huwag kang mag-alala.

1315
01:03:08,718 --> 01:03:10,447
Kahit anong ginagawa mo
pabalik doon,

1316
01:03:10,520 --> 01:03:12,852
ingat ka lang,
dahil madali akong mabugbog.

1317
01:03:15,691 --> 01:03:16,715
Ano sa tingin mo, Claire?

1318
01:03:16,793 --> 01:03:18,283
Dapat ba nating gamitin
ang baby carrot

1319
01:03:18,361 --> 01:03:19,988
o ang Excalibur?

1320
01:03:20,062 --> 01:03:22,121
Baby carrot. Baby carrot.

1321
01:03:22,198 --> 01:03:24,996
Sus, honey,

1322
01:03:25,067 --> 01:03:27,535
parang umalis na kami
ang karot sa bahay.

1323
01:03:28,538 --> 01:03:31,336
Sayang naman.
So very, very sad.

1324
01:03:31,407 --> 01:03:35,070
Ikarga mo ako.

1325
01:03:37,380 --> 01:03:39,007
Oh, mahal na Panginoon.

1326
01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:46,184
Iyon ay...

1327
01:03:46,255 --> 01:03:47,745
Oo.

1328
01:03:49,492 --> 01:03:53,758
[Sumisigaw si Tyler]

1329
01:03:53,830 --> 01:03:56,390
[Umuungol si Tyler,
bed banging]

1330
01:03:59,035 --> 01:04:02,368
Parang hindi lang kami
pagkakaroon ng magandang oras.

1331
01:04:02,438 --> 01:04:04,338
Oo.

1332
01:04:08,477 --> 01:04:10,377
Ito ay mahusay. Oh!

1333
01:04:30,600 --> 01:04:33,501
Cougars?

1334
01:04:33,569 --> 01:04:36,561
Hello?

1335
01:04:36,639 --> 01:04:39,107
Tulong?

1336
01:04:39,175 --> 01:04:40,870
Tulong.

1337
01:04:40,943 --> 01:04:41,910
Tulong!

1338
01:04:44,847 --> 01:04:49,216
Tulong! Tulong!

1339
01:04:49,285 --> 01:04:51,276
isang tao!

1340
01:04:51,354 --> 01:04:53,754
Tulong!

1341
01:04:53,823 --> 01:04:55,882
Tyler.

1342
01:04:55,958 --> 01:04:57,152
Oh, aking diyos.

1343
01:04:57,226 --> 01:05:00,252
Oh, aking diyos.
- Oh, pare.

1344
01:05:02,265 --> 01:05:03,960
Oh, aking diyos.

1345
01:05:04,033 --> 01:05:05,625
Mas malaki ang lugar mo
kaysa sa atin.

1346
01:05:05,701 --> 01:05:07,931
Maaari bang isang tao
bigyan mo lang ako ng kamay, please?

1347
01:05:08,004 --> 01:05:10,837
Ang iyong bagong kaibigan
may pangalan?

1348
01:05:10,907 --> 01:05:11,931
Mayroon kang hickeys.

1349
01:05:13,843 --> 01:05:14,810
Hindi, ito ay isang pantal.

1350
01:05:14,877 --> 01:05:17,209
Dude, pinako mo si Sasha.

1351
01:05:17,280 --> 01:05:18,440
Pinako mo si Sasha?

1352
01:05:18,514 --> 01:05:20,482
- Hindi ako nagpako ng sinuman.
- Hey. Nick, halika dito.

1353
01:05:20,549 --> 01:05:21,516
ano?
Nick, ilang detalye, buddy.

1354
01:05:21,584 --> 01:05:23,415
Kilala ko kayo
ay pagpunta sa hook up.

1355
01:05:23,486 --> 01:05:25,818
Bigyan mo kami ng juice, aking kaibigan.
Bigyan mo kami ng juice.

1356
01:05:25,888 --> 01:05:27,480
Nick, halika,
halika, halika.

1357
01:05:27,556 --> 01:05:31,356
Guys? Okay, halika at kalasin mo ako.

1358
01:05:31,427 --> 01:05:34,624
Halika at pakawalan mo ako, pakiusap.
isang tao!

1359
01:05:34,697 --> 01:05:36,858
Guys!

1360
01:05:36,933 --> 01:05:38,696
[Musika]

1361
01:05:40,503 --> 01:05:41,970
Halika, halika, halika!

1362
01:05:42,038 --> 01:05:43,096
- Magmadali!
- Darating ako!

1363
01:05:43,172 --> 01:05:46,107
tumahimik ka! medyo masakit ako!
Hindi isang fucking salita!

1364
01:05:46,175 --> 01:05:49,736
Oo, Tyler, iling mo ang iyong pwet!
Fuck you guys!

1365
01:05:53,916 --> 01:05:54,940
Hey.

1366
01:05:55,017 --> 01:05:57,542
Hindi kayo pwedeng pumasok dito mga bata.

1367
01:05:57,620 --> 01:06:00,589
Magpahinga, matandang lalaki,

1368
01:06:00,656 --> 01:06:02,351
dumating kami na may dalang mga regalo.

1369
01:06:05,294 --> 01:06:08,058
Akala mo kaya mo akong tumahimik
na may masamang mickey ng booze?

1370
01:06:12,702 --> 01:06:13,691
nagbibiro ka.

1371
01:06:13,769 --> 01:06:15,430
ano? Ito ay aking personal na itago.

1372
01:06:15,504 --> 01:06:16,698
pare.

1373
01:06:16,772 --> 01:06:19,400
Gawin ang iyong sarili sa bahay.

1374
01:06:19,475 --> 01:06:22,069
Uy, papunta na ang tren na ito
sa pamamagitan ng Toronto, tama ba?

1375
01:06:22,144 --> 01:06:24,476
Toronto, oo?

1376
01:06:24,547 --> 01:06:26,674
Siyempre ginagawa nito.

1377
01:06:42,765 --> 01:06:44,926
hey, uh,
mind if may konting hit ako?

1378
01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:47,196
Talunin ito.

1379
01:06:56,245 --> 01:06:58,213
Hey.

1380
01:07:00,449 --> 01:07:01,677
So, gusto mo bang...

1381
01:07:01,751 --> 01:07:04,049
papasa ako.

1382
01:07:04,120 --> 01:07:05,178
Oh, teka, Nick.

1383
01:07:05,254 --> 01:07:08,246
Alam kong hindi ikaw
tinatanggihan ito, tama ba?

1384
01:07:08,324 --> 01:07:10,884
Sasha, nagkamali ako.

1385
01:07:10,960 --> 01:07:14,623
Nakipag-sex ka sa akin
sa pagkakamali?

1386
01:07:14,697 --> 01:07:17,131
Ano, nadulas ka ba
at nahulog at hindi sinasadya...

1387
01:07:17,199 --> 01:07:18,894
Kami ay lasing.

1388
01:07:18,968 --> 01:07:22,369
Nag one-night stand kami.
Mabuti naman, pero hanggang doon na lang.

1389
01:07:22,438 --> 01:07:25,532
Hindi naging maganda,
kaya huwag mong purihin ang iyong sarili.

1390
01:07:25,608 --> 01:07:27,633
Tingnan mo, hindi ako pupunta
sa law school.

1391
01:07:27,710 --> 01:07:31,009
Ako... may girlfriend ako.

1392
01:07:31,080 --> 01:07:34,243
Trish. alam ko.

1393
01:07:34,316 --> 01:07:37,808
At pupunta ako sa Toronto
at makita siya at...

1394
01:07:37,887 --> 01:07:39,252
at magmungkahi.

1395
01:07:41,457 --> 01:07:44,017
Ako, eh...

1396
01:07:44,093 --> 01:07:47,085
Tatanungin ko siya
para pakasalan ako.

1397
01:07:47,163 --> 01:07:48,391
Ito ay peke.

1398
01:07:51,033 --> 01:07:53,263
alam ko. Ito ay pansamantala.

1399
01:07:53,335 --> 01:07:56,896
Parang ako.

1400
01:07:56,972 --> 01:07:58,803
Oo.

1401
01:08:05,881 --> 01:08:08,349
Someday kahit papaano

1402
01:08:08,417 --> 01:08:10,009
Aayusin ko na lahat

1403
01:08:10,086 --> 01:08:11,678
Pero hindi sa ngayon

1404
01:08:11,754 --> 01:08:14,848
Alam kong nagtataka ka kung kailan

1405
01:08:14,924 --> 01:08:17,518
Ikaw lang
sino nakakaalam niyan

1406
01:08:17,593 --> 01:08:19,652
Someday kahit papaano

1407
01:08:19,728 --> 01:08:21,753
Aayusin ko na lahat

1408
01:08:21,831 --> 01:08:23,662
Pero hindi sa ngayon

1409
01:08:23,732 --> 01:08:26,530
alam ko
nagtataka ka kung kailan...

1410
01:08:28,737 --> 01:08:30,864
Nandito na tayo.

1411
01:08:30,940 --> 01:08:33,238
Guys, gising na! Nandito na tayo.

1412
01:08:33,309 --> 01:08:35,800
Ginawa namin ito.

1413
01:08:35,878 --> 01:08:37,937
Hindi ako makapaniwalang nakarating kami.

1414
01:08:38,013 --> 01:08:40,072
Nakarating kami dito
may walong oras na natitira.

1415
01:08:40,149 --> 01:08:42,913
- Nick...
- Guys, mga limang araw na ang nakalipas,

1416
01:08:42,985 --> 01:08:44,247
Ang Toronto ay isang malayong pangarap,
guys.

1417
01:08:44,320 --> 01:08:45,287
- Nick!
- Ano?

1418
01:08:48,424 --> 01:08:50,949
Hindi... Hindi!

1419
01:08:51,026 --> 01:08:53,221
Hindi, sinabi mo sa akin
huminto kami sa Toronto.

1420
01:08:53,295 --> 01:08:55,593
Sinabi mo "sa pamamagitan ng Toronto."

1421
01:08:55,664 --> 01:08:58,064
Wala kang sinabi
tungkol sa paghinto.

1422
01:08:58,134 --> 01:09:00,864
Hindi ako makapaniwalang binigay ko sa kanya
ang natitirang damo ko.

1423
01:09:04,607 --> 01:09:08,008
Montreal, ha?

1424
01:09:08,077 --> 01:09:09,977
Well, I guess mas mabuting gawin natin
ang pinakamahusay nito.

1425
01:09:10,045 --> 01:09:13,606
[Naglalaro ang "Super Freak"]

1426
01:09:24,493 --> 01:09:27,929
Napakakulit niyang babae

1427
01:09:27,997 --> 01:09:31,524
Yung tipong hindi mo inuuwi
kay nanay

1428
01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:35,058
Siya ay hindi kailanman
pababain mo ang iyong loob

1429
01:09:35,137 --> 01:09:37,071
Kapag nakuha mo na siya
sa labas ng kalye

1430
01:09:37,139 --> 01:09:38,071
Ooh

1431
01:09:38,140 --> 01:09:39,835
Whoo!

1432
01:09:39,909 --> 01:09:42,935
Inihaw na karne ng baka at isang gilid ng titties.
Nasa langit na ba tayo o ano?

1433
01:09:43,012 --> 01:09:45,139
Sinasabi niya iyon
All-time favorite niya ako

1434
01:09:45,214 --> 01:09:46,943
Relax, pare.

1435
01:09:47,016 --> 01:09:49,814
Mag-propose bukas.
Magmungkahi sa taglagas.

1436
01:09:49,885 --> 01:09:51,580
Sige? Sino ang nagmamalasakit?

1437
01:09:51,654 --> 01:09:53,315
Lalo na ngayon
na si Sasha ang nasa larawan.

1438
01:09:53,389 --> 01:09:54,879
Ilabas mo na lang, Tyler.

1439
01:09:54,957 --> 01:09:57,289
Ang wild talaga ng babaeng yun ngayon
Super freak ang babaeng to

1440
01:09:57,359 --> 01:10:00,590
Yung tipo ng babae na nabasa mo
Sa mga new-wave magazine

1441
01:10:00,663 --> 01:10:02,563
Napaka kulot ng babaeng iyon

1442
01:10:02,631 --> 01:10:04,622
Super freak ang babaeng to

1443
01:10:04,700 --> 01:10:06,031
nakalusot ka ba?

1444
01:10:06,101 --> 01:10:07,295
Oo.

1445
01:10:07,369 --> 01:10:08,597
At?

1446
01:10:08,671 --> 01:10:10,969
Sa sandaling nalaman ni dad
Ako ay nasa isang strip club,

1447
01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:13,372
alok niya sa akin
isang tiket sa eroplano pauwi.

1448
01:10:13,442 --> 01:10:16,172
Hindi ka uuwi,
ikaw ba, Sasha?

1449
01:10:16,245 --> 01:10:18,042
Paano ang Toronto?
Paano ang iyong musika?

1450
01:10:18,113 --> 01:10:22,209
Hindi lang ito ang eksena ko, Jill.
I mean...

1451
01:10:22,284 --> 01:10:24,445
Please, Sasha, hindi mo kaya,
hindi mo lang ako pwedeng iwan.

1452
01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:26,750
kailangan kita.
Kalimutan mo na si Nick.

1453
01:10:26,822 --> 01:10:28,619
Gawin mo lang para sa akin.
Manatili. Huwag kang umalis.

1454
01:10:28,691 --> 01:10:30,158
Huwag kang umalis, huwag kang umalis.
Pakiusap.

1455
01:10:30,226 --> 01:10:31,158
Okay.

1456
01:10:31,227 --> 01:10:32,285
mananatili ako.

1457
01:10:32,361 --> 01:10:35,990
Siya ay isang super freak
Super freak

1458
01:10:36,065 --> 01:10:39,865
Siya ay isang napaka-espesyal na babae

1459
01:10:39,935 --> 01:10:41,630
Ayun, nagugutom pa ako.
Sino ang gusto ng pangatlo?

1460
01:10:41,704 --> 01:10:42,636
Oh, pasok na ako.

1461
01:10:42,705 --> 01:10:44,400
Hoy, ayan.

1462
01:10:44,473 --> 01:10:47,772
Pwede ba kitang mainteresan guys
sa konting... sayaw?

1463
01:10:47,843 --> 01:10:50,107
Hindi.

1464
01:10:50,179 --> 01:10:52,579
Well, paano ang tungkol sa isang masahe, kung gayon?

1465
01:10:52,648 --> 01:10:53,740
Ayos naman kami.

1466
01:10:53,816 --> 01:10:55,181
Well, at least bumili ng inumin.

1467
01:10:55,251 --> 01:10:57,515
Hindi kayang bayaran.

1468
01:10:57,586 --> 01:10:59,747
Hindi ito deli.
Hindi pwedeng dito ka na lang kumain.

1469
01:11:01,557 --> 01:11:02,683
Tingnan mo, ginang,

1470
01:11:02,758 --> 01:11:04,123
maliban kung ang mga iyon
dibdib ng manok

1471
01:11:04,193 --> 01:11:06,718
na ikaw ay nag-iimpake,
hindi kami bumibili.

1472
01:11:06,795 --> 01:11:08,422
Tama.

1473
01:11:08,497 --> 01:11:10,761
R-row!

1474
01:11:10,833 --> 01:11:13,666
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.

1475
01:11:13,736 --> 01:11:15,033
Hey.

1476
01:11:15,104 --> 01:11:17,072
Ang sabi ng tanda,
"Lahat ng makakain mo fortwo bucks."

1477
01:11:17,139 --> 01:11:18,436
Binayaran namin ito, asshole.

1478
01:11:18,507 --> 01:11:22,068
Hoy, sabi niya pwede ko daw siyang hawakan.
May permiso ako, dammit.

1479
01:11:22,144 --> 01:11:23,941
Alam mo kung ano?
Le Pamplemousse.

1480
01:11:24,013 --> 01:11:26,208
Hoy, itong mga lalaki
ay mga Namamagang Miyembro.

1481
01:11:26,282 --> 01:11:27,715
Hindi, hindi sila.

1482
01:11:27,783 --> 01:11:29,341
Namamaga sa Toronto
gumaganap sa mga parangal.

1483
01:11:29,418 --> 01:11:30,885
Hindi apat na oras ang set namin.

1484
01:11:30,953 --> 01:11:34,445
Akala namin lap dance kami
bago tayo tumama sa kalsada.

1485
01:11:34,523 --> 01:11:36,855
- Prev fucked up ito, bagaman.
- Hindi ko kasalanan.

1486
01:11:36,925 --> 01:11:38,256
Pupunta ba kayo sa T.O.?

1487
01:11:38,327 --> 01:11:40,488
Oo, ang aming flight ay umalis
sa loob ng isang oras.

1488
01:11:40,562 --> 01:11:42,223
Bakit, kailangan niyo ng elevator?

1489
01:11:46,135 --> 01:11:48,626
Nick,

1490
01:11:48,704 --> 01:11:51,969
Mga Miyembro na namamaga
magkaroon ng mga video game sa eroplano.

1491
01:11:52,041 --> 01:11:55,977
Oh, Prevail.
Napaka-riot mo.

1492
01:11:57,212 --> 01:11:58,975
Mga binibini at ginoo,
ang mga MMVA.

1493
01:11:59,048 --> 01:12:00,982
Maligayang pagdating sa
ang Much Music Video Awards,

1494
01:12:01,050 --> 01:12:02,984
Itinatampok, live,
Avril Lavigne...

1495
01:12:03,052 --> 01:12:05,885
Uy, live ang mga ito.
Hindi ba natin sila nami-miss?

1496
01:12:05,954 --> 01:12:07,615
Hindi, lalaki, magpahinga.
Pre-game lang yan.

1497
01:12:07,690 --> 01:12:09,157
Darating tayo sa tamang oras.

1498
01:12:09,224 --> 01:12:14,218
...Fifi Dobson, Pilato
at mga Namamagang Miyembro.

1499
01:12:14,296 --> 01:12:15,888
Medyo nakakadismaya, di ba?

1500
01:12:15,964 --> 01:12:17,454
Ano ang?

1501
01:12:17,533 --> 01:12:19,091
Hindi kami nag-iisa
mula noong Prairies.

1502
01:12:19,168 --> 01:12:21,762
Oo, nakakahiya.

1503
01:12:21,837 --> 01:12:24,965
At narito na tayo
sa isang pribadong jet,

1504
01:12:25,040 --> 01:12:27,372
ilang... milya ang taas.

1505
01:12:27,443 --> 01:12:29,502
Oo, ito ay kahanga-hangang.

1506
01:12:29,578 --> 01:12:31,478
Milya ang taas.

1507
01:12:31,547 --> 01:12:34,015
Oh. Ay... naku!

1508
01:12:34,083 --> 01:12:36,017
Shh.

1509
01:12:36,085 --> 01:12:37,712
Gaya ng dati,
tuloy ang party dito

1510
01:12:37,786 --> 01:12:39,777
sa malaking pre-game show,
at tingnan mo ito.

1511
01:12:39,855 --> 01:12:41,516
Ang pinakamagandang bahagi
tungkol sa red carpet na ito

1512
01:12:41,590 --> 01:12:44,024
ay ang lahat ng mga bituin na nagpapakita,
at narito ang isang sikat,

1513
01:12:44,093 --> 01:12:45,788
record producer
G. Lenny Swackhammer.

1514
01:12:45,861 --> 01:12:46,793
kamusta po sir?

1515
01:12:46,862 --> 01:12:48,557
Oh, shit.
Ito ay Swackhammer, tao.

1516
01:12:48,630 --> 01:12:49,858
Kilala mo yung lalaking yun?

1517
01:12:49,932 --> 01:12:52,526
Alam ng lahat ang Swack.

1518
01:12:52,601 --> 01:12:53,932
Nakakuha ka ng tatlong nominasyon
ngayong taon.

1519
01:12:54,002 --> 01:12:55,594
Paano sa tingin mo
magpapamasahe ka?

1520
01:12:55,671 --> 01:12:57,935
- Hammertime na, baby.
- Sino ang iyong kaibigan?

1521
01:12:58,006 --> 01:12:59,371
Trish?

1522
01:12:59,441 --> 01:13:00,772
Sino si Trish?

1523
01:13:00,843 --> 01:13:03,812
- Girlfriend ko yun.
- Sigurado ka ba?

1524
01:13:22,664 --> 01:13:24,962
Okay. Shh, shh.

1525
01:13:25,734 --> 01:13:29,397
Hindi, hindi.

1526
01:13:29,471 --> 01:13:30,403
Oh, diyos.

1527
01:13:30,472 --> 01:13:33,737
Please, wala ako dito.
Halika, shh. ayos lang.

1528
01:13:33,809 --> 01:13:37,006
Hoy, mahal ko kayo.

1529
01:13:37,079 --> 01:13:38,740
Oo, kayo rin.

1530
01:13:38,814 --> 01:13:40,145
Mga Miyembro na namamaga.

1531
01:13:40,215 --> 01:13:41,182
Oo.

1532
01:13:43,652 --> 01:13:44,619
Uh...

1533
01:13:44,686 --> 01:13:47,348
Ito ay, uh, pawis.

1534
01:13:47,423 --> 01:13:48,947
[Pagpapalakpak]

1535
01:13:56,098 --> 01:14:01,126
Aware ka ba
sa pinaramdam mo sa akin

1536
01:14:01,203 --> 01:14:05,367
Baby ngayon
Feeling ko invisible ako sayo

1537
01:14:05,441 --> 01:14:07,875
Parang hindi ako totoo

1538
01:14:07,943 --> 01:14:12,346
Hindi mo ba ako naramdaman
i-lock mo ang aking mga braso sa paligid mo

1539
01:14:12,414 --> 01:14:14,473
Bakit ka tumalikod

1540
01:14:14,550 --> 01:14:17,917
Narito ang dapat kong sabihin

1541
01:14:17,986 --> 01:14:20,819
Naiwan akong umiiyak doon
naghihintay doon sa labas

1542
01:14:20,889 --> 01:14:22,686
Ngumisi na may nawawalang titig

1543
01:14:22,758 --> 01:14:24,817
Patuloy ang aksyon.
Dumating na ang mga namamagang Member.

1544
01:14:24,893 --> 01:14:27,589
Mocha, sumakay lang si Avril.
Kayo na ang susunod.

1545
01:14:27,663 --> 01:14:29,893
- Kahit ano, George.
- Whoo. nabato ako!

1546
01:14:29,965 --> 01:14:34,527
Wala ka kasi doon
nung natakot ako

1547
01:14:34,603 --> 01:14:36,696
Ako ay nag-iisa

1548
01:14:36,772 --> 01:14:39,240
Ikaw...

1549
01:14:39,308 --> 01:14:41,003
Kailangan mong makinig

1550
01:14:41,076 --> 01:14:44,534
Nagsisimula na akong magtrip
nawawala ang pagkakahawak ko

1551
01:14:44,613 --> 01:14:47,241
At nag-iisa ako sa bagay na ito

1552
01:14:47,316 --> 01:14:48,510
Yo.

1553
01:14:48,584 --> 01:14:50,347
Whoo-hoo!

1554
01:14:50,419 --> 01:14:51,477
Gob!

1555
01:14:51,553 --> 01:14:53,680
Nandito na si Gob
at umiinom sila ng libreng booze.

1556
01:14:53,755 --> 01:14:54,687
Sige!

1557
01:14:54,756 --> 01:14:56,417
Sino ba itong lalaking ito?

1558
01:14:56,492 --> 01:14:57,982
Uh, ito ang aming maliit na asong babae.

1559
01:14:58,060 --> 01:15:00,085
Gumagawa siya ng mga trick
at mga simpleng gawain.

1560
01:15:00,162 --> 01:15:01,424
Gusto mo siyang hiramin?

1561
01:15:01,497 --> 01:15:02,429
Oo naman.

1562
01:15:02,498 --> 01:15:03,430
Talunin ito.

1563
01:15:03,499 --> 01:15:04,431
pasensya na po.

1564
01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:05,762
Hinahanap ko si Trish Robinson.

1565
01:15:05,834 --> 01:15:07,961
Intern siya dito.
Siya ay may mahabang blonde na buhok...

1566
01:15:08,036 --> 01:15:09,697
Oh, rocket ng isang asno, tama?

1567
01:15:09,771 --> 01:15:11,136
Yeah, she's totally around.

1568
01:15:11,206 --> 01:15:12,764
Alam kung ano?
Subukan ang kabilang panig.

1569
01:15:12,841 --> 01:15:15,241
- Salamat.
- Uy, pwede ba kitang bilhan ng libreng inumin?

1570
01:15:15,310 --> 01:15:17,744
Uh, honey, hindi mo ba iniisip
mayroon tayong hindi natapos na gawain

1571
01:15:17,813 --> 01:15:19,678
asikasuhin?
- Ano? Dito?

1572
01:15:19,748 --> 01:15:20,680
Mm-hmm.

1573
01:15:20,749 --> 01:15:21,647
saan?

1574
01:15:21,717 --> 01:15:23,844
[Napangiti]

1575
01:15:23,919 --> 01:15:25,011
Trish!

1576
01:15:25,087 --> 01:15:26,611
Nick?

1577
01:15:26,688 --> 01:15:27,882
Hoy!

1578
01:15:27,956 --> 01:15:30,356
Oh, aking diyos.
Anong ginagawa mo dito?

1579
01:15:30,425 --> 01:15:31,483
Dumating ako para makita ka.

1580
01:15:31,560 --> 01:15:33,084
Naku, napaka-sweet mo.

1581
01:15:33,161 --> 01:15:34,753
Kailangan nating mag-usap.

1582
01:15:34,830 --> 01:15:36,627
Napakasaya na makita ka.

1583
01:15:37,866 --> 01:15:41,768
Punta tayo sa kung saan
medyo mas pribado.

1584
01:15:41,837 --> 01:15:44,567
Kung wala kang pakialam
tapos wala akong pakialam

1585
01:15:44,640 --> 01:15:48,076
Wala tayong pupuntahan

1586
01:15:58,520 --> 01:16:00,420
Deep throat ito, bitch.

1587
01:16:00,489 --> 01:16:02,081
[Hinghing]

1588
01:16:02,157 --> 01:16:03,556
Kaya mo yan.

1589
01:16:03,625 --> 01:16:04,683
Tom, ang tray ng prutas.

1590
01:16:04,760 --> 01:16:05,727
buti naman.

1591
01:16:09,631 --> 01:16:10,928
Ka-rock kayo!

1592
01:16:10,999 --> 01:16:11,897
Hey, guys.

1593
01:16:11,967 --> 01:16:13,958
Anong nangyayari?
Iyon ay kahanga-hanga.

1594
01:16:14,036 --> 01:16:14,968
Magandang palabas. Magandang palabas.

1595
01:16:15,037 --> 01:16:16,026
Sino ang cowboy?

1596
01:16:16,104 --> 01:16:17,503
Hindi siya cowboy.

1597
01:16:17,573 --> 01:16:20,064
Siya ay kumakain ng saging,
malalim na lalamunan asong babae.

1598
01:16:20,142 --> 01:16:21,302
Gusto mo siya?

1599
01:16:21,376 --> 01:16:22,741
Hindi, gusto ko ng beer.

1600
01:16:22,811 --> 01:16:23,743
Bigyan mo siya ng beer.

1601
01:16:23,812 --> 01:16:25,439
Hindi yan beer.

1602
01:16:25,514 --> 01:16:27,948
Tubig yan.

1603
01:16:31,553 --> 01:16:34,021
Nakakainis yan.

1604
01:16:34,089 --> 01:16:35,989
Sa berdeng silid!

1605
01:16:36,058 --> 01:16:38,083
Ang galing niyo.
Nakakatawa yun.

1606
01:16:38,160 --> 01:16:40,628
Tara na!

1607
01:16:40,696 --> 01:16:43,187
Okay. Sa labas, sasalubungin ko si yas.

1608
01:16:43,265 --> 01:16:44,630
pasensya na po.

1609
01:16:47,269 --> 01:16:49,760
Nagtatrabaho ka ba para sa akin?

1610
01:16:49,838 --> 01:16:50,770
Hindi.

1611
01:16:50,839 --> 01:16:52,101
Well, dapat.

1612
01:16:52,174 --> 01:16:54,335
Dahil gagawin mo
isang natatanging katulong.

1613
01:16:54,409 --> 01:16:56,707
Ano ang sinasabi mo

1614
01:16:56,778 --> 01:16:59,042
may pupuntahan tayo...

1615
01:16:59,114 --> 01:17:01,207
i-ugoy ang Hammer saglit?
- Um...

1616
01:17:01,283 --> 01:17:02,215
Hammer, lima ka na.

1617
01:17:02,284 --> 01:17:04,718
Oo, salamat.

1618
01:17:04,786 --> 01:17:05,878
I-swing ang Hammer mamaya, ha?

1619
01:17:05,954 --> 01:17:07,353
[Sinampal ang kanyang pwet]

1620
01:17:09,524 --> 01:17:12,049
Sash, Avril Lavigne
nabasa lang ako

1621
01:17:12,127 --> 01:17:13,025
sa pantalon.

1622
01:17:13,095 --> 01:17:14,824
Ang galing, Tyler.
Tingnan mo, aalis na ako.

1623
01:17:14,896 --> 01:17:15,828
ano?

1624
01:17:15,897 --> 01:17:17,125
Oo. Tingnan mo...

1625
01:17:17,199 --> 01:17:18,461
sabihin mo kay Jill na sorry.

1626
01:17:18,533 --> 01:17:22,060
Kukunin ko ang aking tiket sa eroplano,
at sabihin mo lang sa kanya...

1627
01:17:22,137 --> 01:17:24,298
Gusto ko na lang umuwi, okay?

1628
01:17:24,373 --> 01:17:25,931
Sige.

1629
01:17:26,008 --> 01:17:27,236
Pasensya na kay Nick.

1630
01:17:27,309 --> 01:17:30,540
Alam kong ang mga lalaki ay maaaring maging jerks.

1631
01:17:30,612 --> 01:17:33,581
Pero ang hot ni Avril Lavigne!

1632
01:17:34,516 --> 01:17:36,609
[Pagpapalakpak]

1633
01:17:37,886 --> 01:17:38,818
Hoy, anong nangyayari?

1634
01:17:38,887 --> 01:17:41,515
Handa ka na ba?
Aba, pagbigyan mo na.

1635
01:17:41,590 --> 01:17:44,320
Namamaga Members!

1636
01:17:44,393 --> 01:17:46,588
[Tumutugtog ang "Watch This"]

1637
01:17:55,637 --> 01:17:58,231
Binaha ang mga singsing ng motorsiklo ko
Star studded ako

1638
01:17:58,306 --> 01:18:01,434
Kayong mga ina
hindi mapuputol

1639
01:18:01,510 --> 01:18:03,603
Makinig bitch
Ang hirap kong sundin

1640
01:18:03,679 --> 01:18:05,977
Sipsipin mo ang titi ko
At narito ang isang nut sack upang lunukin

1641
01:18:06,048 --> 01:18:08,175
Gustong maging personal
malapit at matalik

1642
01:18:08,250 --> 01:18:10,241
Makinig ka anak buo na ako
magkaibang instrumento

1643
01:18:10,318 --> 01:18:13,151
Mental hindi ako sentimental
Ako ay masalimuot

1644
01:18:13,221 --> 01:18:15,086
Imposible naman
hindi para makapasok dito

1645
01:18:15,157 --> 01:18:16,749
Ang balak kong magbulalas
hindi inosente...

1646
01:18:16,825 --> 01:18:18,383
Wow.

1647
01:18:18,460 --> 01:18:20,951
...Sa pagiging tunay na marumi
sa mga nakakatakot na paraan na ito

1648
01:18:21,029 --> 01:18:22,394
Oras na
upang matapos ang iyong yugto

1649
01:18:22,464 --> 01:18:25,160
Patunay ako na raw adrenaline
at nagbabayad ng enerhiya

1650
01:18:25,233 --> 01:18:26,757
Tapos ka na tapos na ang oras mo

1651
01:18:26,835 --> 01:18:30,293
Ito ay isang bagung-bagong beat
ngayon buksan ito

1652
01:18:30,372 --> 01:18:31,862
Lumalapit na ang namamaga

1653
01:18:31,940 --> 01:18:34,534
Kaya't panoorin ang mga inang ito
sunugin ito

1654
01:18:34,609 --> 01:18:36,634
Tapos ka na tapos na ang oras mo

1655
01:18:36,712 --> 01:18:39,408
Ito ay isang bagung-bagong beat
ngayon buksan ito

1656
01:18:39,481 --> 01:18:41,142
Lumalapit na ang namamaga

1657
01:18:41,216 --> 01:18:42,513
Ngayon panoorin ang mga ito
mga bastos...

1658
01:18:42,584 --> 01:18:44,882
hindi ko kaya.

1659
01:18:44,953 --> 01:18:46,648
Hindi ko kaya ito.

1660
01:18:46,722 --> 01:18:47,984
Ano ito?

1661
01:18:48,056 --> 01:18:50,820
Hindi ako naging faithful.

1662
01:18:50,892 --> 01:18:55,556
Nagkaroon ka ng fling?

1663
01:18:55,630 --> 01:18:57,461
Hindi siya fling.

1664
01:18:57,532 --> 01:18:59,466
Well, sino siya?
Kilala ko ba siya?

1665
01:18:59,534 --> 01:19:01,331
Hindi. Hindi, nakilala ko siya
sa daan dito.

1666
01:19:01,403 --> 01:19:03,166
Siya ay...

1667
01:19:05,240 --> 01:19:06,707
Siya ay hitchhiking.

1668
01:19:06,775 --> 01:19:10,336
Pinagtatabuyan mo ako
para sa isang hitchhiker?

1669
01:19:12,447 --> 01:19:14,005
pasensya na po.

1670
01:19:16,451 --> 01:19:19,386
Isa akong hurricane pop
sa bilis ng cheetah

1671
01:19:19,454 --> 01:19:21,786
Maniwala ka sa bagong paaralan
'cause it peees on the leaders

1672
01:19:21,857 --> 01:19:24,655
Tapos ka na tapos na ang oras mo

1673
01:19:24,726 --> 01:19:26,557
Huwag kailanman pakialaman ang isang itim na sinturon,
asshole.

1674
01:19:26,628 --> 01:19:28,789
Lumalapit na ang namamaga

1675
01:19:28,864 --> 01:19:31,594
Kaya't panoorin ang mga inang ito
sunugin ito

1676
01:19:31,666 --> 01:19:33,531
Tapos ka na tapos na ang oras mo

1677
01:19:33,602 --> 01:19:36,400
Ito ay isang bagung-bagong beat
ngayon buksan ito

1678
01:19:36,471 --> 01:19:38,336
Lumalapit na ang namamaga

1679
01:19:38,406 --> 01:19:41,136
Ngayon panoorin ang mga motherfuckers na ito
sunugin ito

1680
01:19:41,209 --> 01:19:43,109
Sasha!

1681
01:19:47,783 --> 01:19:49,341
Sasha!!

1682
01:19:51,119 --> 01:19:53,587
Magpakasal ka kay Trish, mamatay ka.

1683
01:19:53,655 --> 01:19:54,622
ano?

1684
01:19:54,689 --> 01:19:56,020
Hindi siya bagay sayo.

1685
01:19:56,091 --> 01:19:57,558
Walang tae.

1686
01:19:57,626 --> 01:19:58,593
Anong ibig mong sabihin?

1687
01:20:00,629 --> 01:20:02,426
Naghiwalay na tayo, psycho ka.

1688
01:20:02,497 --> 01:20:04,988
Gusto ko si Sasha.

1689
01:20:05,066 --> 01:20:07,728
Oh.

1690
01:20:07,803 --> 01:20:09,464
Sino ka ba?

1691
01:20:09,538 --> 01:20:11,130
Ang pangalan ko ay Emile.

1692
01:20:11,206 --> 01:20:12,798
Tinanggap ako ng mga magulang mo.

1693
01:20:12,874 --> 01:20:13,806
Mga magulang ko?

1694
01:20:13,875 --> 01:20:14,807
Oo.

1695
01:20:14,876 --> 01:20:16,810
Medyo kakaiba, ha?

1696
01:20:16,878 --> 01:20:19,506
Oo.

1697
01:20:22,050 --> 01:20:24,518
[Palakpakan]

1698
01:20:33,495 --> 01:20:35,656
Sige.

1699
01:20:41,269 --> 01:20:42,827
Bilang parangal kay Gob
kick-ass bagong album,

1700
01:20:42,904 --> 01:20:45,498
sikat na record producer
G. Lenny Swackhammer

1701
01:20:45,574 --> 01:20:47,508
ay narito upang ipakita ang mga ito
na may honorary MMVA.

1702
01:20:47,576 --> 01:20:49,339
Salamat, George.

1703
01:20:49,411 --> 01:20:52,005
Alam mo, ang totoo...

1704
01:20:52,080 --> 01:20:54,241
Okay, sasama na ako. Oh, diyos.

1705
01:20:54,316 --> 01:20:56,944
...recording artist
habang ang mga batang ito

1706
01:20:57,018 --> 01:20:59,077
pinag-aaralan pa nila ang kanilang mga g-o-bs.

1707
01:20:59,154 --> 01:21:01,122
[Tumawa]

1708
01:21:01,189 --> 01:21:04,124
Pero lumihis ako. lumihis ako.

1709
01:21:04,192 --> 01:21:05,250
Oo. Okay, halika na.

1710
01:21:05,327 --> 01:21:07,192
Iuwi mo na kay mama.

1711
01:21:07,262 --> 01:21:09,457
Oh, baby, oo!
- Ay naku.

1712
01:21:11,333 --> 01:21:12,595
...para iharap sa...

1713
01:21:12,667 --> 01:21:13,725
Oh, aking diyos.

1714
01:21:23,945 --> 01:21:25,537
mahal ko kayo!

1715
01:21:25,614 --> 01:21:27,047
[Smack]

1716
01:21:32,454 --> 01:21:33,785
Dude, okay ka lang?

1717
01:21:34,556 --> 01:21:35,750
[Gagging]

1718
01:21:39,127 --> 01:21:40,389
Oh!

1719
01:21:42,497 --> 01:21:44,089
Sobrang mali, pero sobrang nakakatawa.

1720
01:21:50,872 --> 01:21:52,134
Dime, okay ka lang?

1721
01:21:52,207 --> 01:21:53,674
nagbibiro ka ba?
Kahanga-hanga ka.

1722
01:21:53,742 --> 01:21:54,674
Guys, pasok na kayo.

1723
01:21:54,743 --> 01:21:55,675
saan tayo pupunta?

1724
01:21:55,744 --> 01:21:57,678
- Mahalaga ba ito?
- Hindi talaga.

1725
01:21:59,848 --> 01:22:01,713
Go, go, go, go, go!

1726
01:22:04,319 --> 01:22:05,251
Good luck.

1727
01:22:09,291 --> 01:22:11,759
[Ang "Growing On Me" ni Darkness
naglalaro]

1728
01:22:27,943 --> 01:22:31,140
Natutulog sa isang bakanteng kama

1729
01:22:31,212 --> 01:22:34,875
Hindi kita maalis sa isip ko

1730
01:22:34,950 --> 01:22:37,919
At hindi ako magkakaroon ng buhay
hanggang sa mamatay ka

1731
01:22:37,986 --> 01:22:40,546
Oo narinig mo ang sinabi ko

1732
01:22:40,622 --> 01:22:43,955
Gusto kitang paalisin
pero hindi ka lang pupunta

1733
01:22:44,025 --> 01:22:45,356
At lagot ka sa akin

1734
01:22:45,427 --> 01:22:47,520
Pero ayaw ko ng kahit sino
para malaman

1735
01:22:47,595 --> 01:22:50,223
Na attached ka sa akin
ganyan ka lumaki...

1736
01:22:50,298 --> 01:22:53,131
Hoy, babae.

1737
01:22:53,201 --> 01:22:54,566
Kunin mo ako ng tartar sauce.

1738
01:22:57,038 --> 01:23:00,997
Damn compact, matipid sa gasolina...

1739
01:23:01,076 --> 01:23:03,909
Tingnan mo, buddy,

1740
01:23:03,979 --> 01:23:07,415
kung tawagin mo akong babae
isang beses pa,

1741
01:23:07,482 --> 01:23:08,676
I swear to god, ako ay...

1742
01:23:08,750 --> 01:23:10,911
Sasha, kailangan kitang makausap
ngayon, pakiusap.

1743
01:23:10,986 --> 01:23:11,918
pasensya na po.

1744
01:23:11,987 --> 01:23:13,716
Sa ngayon, pakiusap, Sasha.

1745
01:23:13,788 --> 01:23:17,087
Hoy, ayan!
Natalo kayo o ano?

1746
01:23:17,158 --> 01:23:18,750
Aba! Nag surfing sila dito?

1747
01:23:18,827 --> 01:23:20,886
Oo. Sumakay na kayo ha?

1748
01:23:20,962 --> 01:23:22,759
Niloloko mo ba ako?
Taga Tofino kami.

1749
01:23:22,831 --> 01:23:24,355
Ibig sabihin oo.

1750
01:23:24,432 --> 01:23:26,400
Hoy, kayo ba
Mga kapatid ni Sasha?

1751
01:23:26,468 --> 01:23:27,901
maaaring. Sino nagtatanong?

1752
01:23:27,969 --> 01:23:29,027
Ako si Nick. ako ay...

1753
01:23:29,804 --> 01:23:31,169
Oh, tao.

1754
01:23:31,239 --> 01:23:32,729
Sa tingin ko ito ang lugar.

1755
01:23:32,807 --> 01:23:34,240
Nasaan si Sasha?

1756
01:23:34,309 --> 01:23:36,800
Sa kabila ng bay,
paghampas ng isda at chips.

1757
01:23:36,878 --> 01:23:37,845
Kailangan ko siyang makita.

1758
01:23:37,912 --> 01:23:41,370
Natatakot akong hindi, bata.
Walang pagkakataon sa impiyerno na makita siya.

1759
01:23:41,449 --> 01:23:43,542
Guys, nagmaneho kami hanggang dito

1760
01:23:43,618 --> 01:23:45,882
para lang humingi ako ng tawad. ngayon...

1761
01:23:45,954 --> 01:23:48,184
Kung kailangan kong mag-beats
para sabihin sa kanya na sorry,

1762
01:23:48,256 --> 01:23:50,281
alam mo kung ano?
Tapusin mo na lang.

1763
01:23:50,358 --> 01:23:52,326
Sige, tumakbo ka na, Nick!

1764
01:24:03,538 --> 01:24:05,870
Sige.

1765
01:24:05,940 --> 01:24:08,773
Buweno, mayroon kayong ilang lakas ng loob.
Iyan ang ibibigay ko sayo.

1766
01:24:08,843 --> 01:24:09,867
Lalo na yung isa.

1767
01:24:09,944 --> 01:24:12,435
Oh, aking diyos. Ito ay... fucking malamig!

1768
01:24:12,514 --> 01:24:14,414
Hindi siya gaanong tagasagwan,

1769
01:24:14,482 --> 01:24:15,471
siya ba, boys?

1770
01:24:15,550 --> 01:24:17,984
Hoy, dahan-dahan lang ang bata.

1771
01:24:18,053 --> 01:24:19,953
First time niya kasi.

1772
01:24:26,861 --> 01:24:29,227
Sana umakyat siya
mas magaling siyang lumangoy.

1773
01:24:40,375 --> 01:24:42,639
Narito ang iyong mangkok ng jiz.

1774
01:24:42,710 --> 01:24:43,642
Oh, magaling ka.

1775
01:24:43,711 --> 01:24:44,939
Ow.

1776
01:24:45,013 --> 01:24:45,945
Ay, shit!

1777
01:24:46,014 --> 01:24:47,447
Nick?

1778
01:24:47,515 --> 01:24:50,109
Sasha.

1779
01:24:51,586 --> 01:24:53,110
Anong nangyari sayo?

1780
01:24:55,090 --> 01:24:57,320
Oh, ako, uh... Nakilala ko ang iyong mga kapatid.

1781
01:24:57,392 --> 01:24:59,758
bakit ka nandito?

1782
01:24:59,828 --> 01:25:01,921
Tinatanggihan ka ni Trish?

1783
01:25:01,996 --> 01:25:04,760
Hindi. Hindi, hindi ako nag-propose.

1784
01:25:04,833 --> 01:25:08,769
Kaya ka pumunta dito
upang mangolekta ng pangalawang gantimpala.

1785
01:25:08,837 --> 01:25:12,034
Hindi gumagana sa ganoong paraan, Nick.
Subukang huwag mahulog sa iyong paraan pababa.

1786
01:25:12,107 --> 01:25:14,302
Halika, Sasha.
Umakyat lang ako sa isang bangin.

1787
01:25:14,375 --> 01:25:17,469
Hoy, babae! Isipin mo kaya mong hilahin
palayo sa iyong kalapating mababa ang lipad

1788
01:25:17,545 --> 01:25:18,944
sapat na ba para bigyan ako ng beer?

1789
01:25:19,013 --> 01:25:21,880
Makinig, nakakatakot kang maliit na tao!

1790
01:25:21,950 --> 01:25:22,882
Sasha!

1791
01:25:22,951 --> 01:25:23,883
ano?

1792
01:25:23,952 --> 01:25:25,385
Dalhin mo sa labas ngayon.

1793
01:25:25,453 --> 01:25:28,286
Sumama ka sa akin.

1794
01:25:37,098 --> 01:25:38,065
Oh, wow.

1795
01:25:38,133 --> 01:25:40,226
Ang ganda.

1796
01:25:40,301 --> 01:25:42,360
Oo, alam mo, puno, bato,

1797
01:25:42,437 --> 01:25:45,065
karagatan, iceberg.

1798
01:25:47,008 --> 01:25:49,704
Tingnan mo, Sasha,
Pumunta ako dito dahil...

1799
01:25:49,777 --> 01:25:52,610
Para matulog kasama ko
nagkamali na naman?

1800
01:25:52,680 --> 01:25:55,342
Ay, hindi, hindi, hindi.
For real this time.

1801
01:25:55,416 --> 01:25:58,146
Ibig kong sabihin, hindi ko kaya
talikuran ka sa get-up na iyon.

1802
01:26:03,458 --> 01:26:06,086
Ako pa ba ang pinakamalaking pagkakamali
nagawa mo na ba?

1803
01:26:12,567 --> 01:26:17,095
[Musika]

1804
01:26:21,776 --> 01:26:24,438
[Pagpapalakpak]

1805
01:26:28,049 --> 01:26:29,778
Oh, diyos. Malamig yan.

1806
01:26:32,086 --> 01:26:33,883
Oh, aking diyos.

1807
01:26:33,955 --> 01:26:40,383
Mga kaibigan mo
ay isang grupo ng mga idiots.

1808
01:26:40,461 --> 01:26:43,191
Oo. Oo.

1809
01:26:43,264 --> 01:26:45,027
[tumawa si Sasha]

1810
01:26:45,900 --> 01:26:47,663
Ito ay isang balyena, pare.

1811
01:26:47,735 --> 01:26:50,761
Pare, kulot ang mga bola ko
sa tiyan ko. tumalikod na ako.

1812
01:26:50,838 --> 01:26:52,829
- Hindi, hindi mo kaya. Pupunta sila
sa tingin namin ay pussies.

1813
01:26:52,907 --> 01:26:54,101
Taga Tofino kami.
Tofino!

1814
01:26:54,175 --> 01:26:55,938
Tyler, iyon ay isang malaking bato ng yelo.

1815
01:26:56,010 --> 01:26:57,170
Ito ay isang fucking iceberg.

1816
01:26:57,245 --> 01:26:58,906
Walang tae, tao. Ito ay kahanga-hanga.

1817
01:26:58,980 --> 01:27:00,777
Umihi tayo dito.
- Oo!

1818
01:27:00,848 --> 01:27:04,215
Napakagandang mundo

1819
01:27:04,285 --> 01:27:06,617
Whoo! Whoo!

1820
01:27:09,657 --> 01:27:10,589
Oo.

1821
01:27:10,658 --> 01:27:13,456
- Whoo!
- Whoo!

1822
01:27:16,164 --> 01:27:17,495
Aah!

1823
01:27:17,565 --> 01:27:19,965
Aah, babalik ako.

1824
01:27:20,034 --> 01:27:22,161
Gamitin ang iyong ari bilang propeller.

1825
01:27:22,237 --> 01:27:26,071
Nagpo-produce ako
platinum-winning na kasunduan...

1826
01:27:26,140 --> 01:27:27,072
Kahit anong sabihin ko,

1827
01:27:27,141 --> 01:27:29,769
Hindi ko kaya fucking
tandaan ang mga salita.

1828
01:27:29,844 --> 01:27:32,108
Magpahinga ka. Malamang ticket lang.

1829
01:27:32,180 --> 01:27:36,082
Hindi tayo makabili ng ticket, Tyler.

1830
01:27:36,150 --> 01:27:38,914
Gusto mo siyang halikan?

1831
01:27:38,987 --> 01:27:40,215
Uh, sabi ni Job,

1832
01:27:40,288 --> 01:27:43,451
"Huwag kang magsingit
anumang bagay sa kanyang tumbong."

1833
01:27:43,524 --> 01:27:44,456
gusto ko.

1834
01:27:44,525 --> 01:27:45,514
"Sa ilalim ng anumang pagkakataon."

1835
01:27:45,593 --> 01:27:46,651
[Tumunog ang telepono]

1836
01:27:46,728 --> 01:27:48,127
Si Hesus ay tumatawag.

1837
01:27:48,196 --> 01:27:51,688
[Retching]

1838
01:27:54,602 --> 01:27:57,196
[Dings tuning fork]

1839
01:27:57,272 --> 01:27:59,001
ano pangalan mo

1840
01:27:59,073 --> 01:28:00,267
[Tumawa ng masama]

1841
01:28:10,652 --> 01:28:12,984
Sige, halikan mo.

1842
01:28:13,054 --> 01:28:14,919
Mukhang maganda sa iyo!

1843
01:28:22,864 --> 01:28:24,263
Banal na tae.

1844
01:28:27,068 --> 01:28:30,504
[Ang "Open Your Eyes" ng Sum 41
naglalaro]

1845
01:31:04,759 --> 01:31:07,626
[Tutugtog ng "Break" ni Gob]

1846
01:32:55,703 --> 01:32:57,102
Ihulog ang mais.

1847
01:32:58,673 --> 01:33:02,006
Maliban kung alam mo kung paano gamitin ito.