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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:04,583 --> 00:01:05,625 I'M SORRY. I CAN'T SEEM TO FIND MY PURSE. 2 00:01:05,625 --> 00:01:07,458 I MUST HAVE TEN OF THEM. 3 00:01:07,458 --> 00:01:09,250 CAN YOU JUST RING MINE FIRST, PLEASE ? 4 00:01:09,583 --> 00:01:11,792 THERE'S SOMEONE AHEAD OF YOU, SIR. 5 00:01:11,792 --> 00:01:15,166 I USUALLY KEEP MY CHANGE IN MY LITTLE CHANGE BEAR, BUT-- THAT'S ALMOST INTERESTING. 6 00:01:15,166 --> 00:01:16,500 HOW MUCH IS HERS ? 7 00:01:17,667 --> 00:01:20,458 5.26. JUST ADD IT ON, PLEASE. 8 00:01:20,458 --> 00:01:23,125 HOLD ON, HOLD ON. IF IT'S NOT IN THIS ONE, IT'LL BE IN ANOTHER ONE. 9 00:01:23,125 --> 00:01:25,959 THAT'LL BE 9.65. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 10 00:01:25,959 --> 00:01:28,500 HOW SWEET. YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT FOR ME. I DIDN'T DO IT FOR YOU. 11 00:01:28,500 --> 00:01:30,542 CHECK SOME BAGS NEXT TIME. 12 00:01:30,834 --> 00:01:32,667 [ Scoffs ] JERK. 13 00:01:46,959 --> 00:01:50,375 HOW CAN I HELP YOU, GOVERNOR ? SOME DIRTBAG-- 14 00:01:50,375 --> 00:01:53,000 DIRTBAG-- FROM THE ATTORNEY GENERAL'S OFFICE... 15 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:56,166 HAD DARED TO MENTION THE WORD "JAIL." 16 00:01:56,166 --> 00:01:58,166 WAAAH. 17 00:01:59,792 --> 00:02:01,333 WAAAH ! 18 00:02:03,583 --> 00:02:08,750 SOMEBODY CALL THE "WAAAMBULANCE" ! WHAT ? WHAT DID YOU SAY ? 19 00:02:17,875 --> 00:02:19,708 GOVERNOR, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE NUMBER ONE KILLER... 20 00:02:19,708 --> 00:02:22,625 OF POLITICIANS UNDER THE AGE OF 60 IS ? NO. 21 00:02:22,625 --> 00:02:26,375 SELF PITY. GOVERNOR, I'LL BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO HELP YOU OUT OF THIS MESS... 22 00:02:26,375 --> 00:02:28,708 THAT YOU SO WILLINGLY SEEM TO HAVE STEPPED INTO. 23 00:02:29,041 --> 00:02:31,875 BUT YOU OUGHT TO DO SOMETHING. WHAT'S THAT ? 24 00:02:31,875 --> 00:02:34,542 STOP CRYING. I'LL TRY. 25 00:02:34,542 --> 00:02:37,542 NO, I MEAN RIGHT NOW. YOU'RE GIVING ME A HEADACHE. 26 00:02:53,917 --> 00:02:56,542 EXCUSE ME, FOLKS, ANYTHING MORE TO DRINK ? 27 00:02:57,208 --> 00:02:59,250 DO Y'ALL HAVE ANY SINGLE-MALT SCOTCH ? 28 00:02:59,250 --> 00:03:00,583 SURE DO. 29 00:03:01,583 --> 00:03:05,625 SO, WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING ? [ Sighs ] 30 00:03:06,375 --> 00:03:07,917 YOU WANNA TELL ME ABOUT IT ? 31 00:03:08,500 --> 00:03:10,583 YOU KNOW, COMFORT OF STRANGERS AND ALL THAT. 32 00:03:10,917 --> 00:03:12,375 NO. 33 00:03:15,208 --> 00:03:16,875 OH. MUST BE SOMETHING ON THE INTERNET. 34 00:03:18,708 --> 00:03:20,375 OR FINANCE. 35 00:03:20,917 --> 00:03:23,125 [ Gasps ] GENETIC ENGINEERING, MAYBE, HUH ? 36 00:03:23,125 --> 00:03:27,250 I'M AN IMAGE CONSULTANT, OKAY ? OKAY. 37 00:03:48,583 --> 00:03:51,083 SO YOU SORT OF TROUBLESHOOT FOR FOLKS ? 38 00:03:51,083 --> 00:03:53,959 YOU KNOW, GIVE 'EM MAKEOVERS WHEN THEY NEED REVAMPING, RIGHT ? 39 00:03:54,792 --> 00:03:56,417 RIGHT. 40 00:03:57,625 --> 00:03:58,834 HEY, LOOK, 41 00:04:00,250 --> 00:04:03,166 I'M FLYING TO L.A. TO START AN ANCHOR JOB IN THE LOCAL NEWS, 42 00:04:03,166 --> 00:04:06,625 AND I DO NOT THINK THAT IT'S AN ACCIDENT THAT I'M SITTING NEXT TO YOU. 43 00:04:07,125 --> 00:04:11,583 I SEE. SO THE COSMIC PURPOSE OF OUR MEETING IS FOR ME TO GIVE YOU FREE ADVICE. 44 00:04:11,583 --> 00:04:13,291 WHAT DO I GET OUT OF IT ? 45 00:04:13,291 --> 00:04:17,375 WE DON'T KNOW YET. BUT I'LL OWE YOU. 46 00:04:34,583 --> 00:04:38,708 IF I DO IT, WILL YOU SHUT UP ? QUIET AS THE DEAD. 47 00:04:39,041 --> 00:04:41,000 [ Sighs ] 48 00:04:41,250 --> 00:04:44,667 YOUR HAIR'S TOO BIG, YOUR BROWS ARE TOO DARK, YOUR NAILS ARE TOO LONG... 49 00:04:44,667 --> 00:04:46,583 AND YOUR FOUNDATION'S TOO ORANGE. 50 00:04:46,583 --> 00:04:49,959 YOUR PERFUME'S TOO SWEET. IT'S THE NEWS, HONEY, NOT THE PROM. 51 00:04:50,166 --> 00:04:53,250 I LIKE YOUR EYES-- OH. THANK YOU. 52 00:04:53,250 --> 00:04:56,125 BLUER. TRY THE TINTED CONTACTS. 53 00:04:56,125 --> 00:04:58,250 BUT ONLY WHEN YOU'RE ANCHORING OR IN L.A. 54 00:04:58,250 --> 00:05:01,625 WHEN YOU'RE ON ASSIGNMENT, TAKE THEM OUT. WHAT ABOUT MY ACCENT ? 55 00:05:01,625 --> 00:05:04,083 I'M ALWAYS BEING WARNED TO STOP SAYING "Y'ALL." 56 00:05:04,083 --> 00:05:07,708 DON'T EVER STOP SAYING "Y'ALL." YOUR "Y'ALL" IS YOUR TRADEMARK. 57 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:10,333 SAY "Y'ALL," AND YOU'LL BE PROMOTED IN SIX MONTHS. 58 00:05:10,333 --> 00:05:13,041 SAY "Y'ALL" WITH A SMILE, YOU'LL BE FAMOUS IN 12. 59 00:05:13,625 --> 00:05:17,875 WELL-- [ Chuckles ] THANK YOU. 60 00:05:17,875 --> 00:05:19,750 YOU'RE WELCOME. 61 00:05:19,750 --> 00:05:22,750 NOW, WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP ? 62 00:05:42,125 --> 00:05:46,083 ALL RIGHT, LET ME HAVE HIM. HELLO, YOUR HONOR. HOW ARE YOU ? 63 00:05:46,083 --> 00:05:47,875 GOOD. THANK YOU. 64 00:05:48,542 --> 00:05:50,458 DEFINE "NOT EXACTLY ALONE." 65 00:05:53,041 --> 00:05:55,417 YOUR HONOR, WAS THIS MANNEQUIN INFLATABLE ? 66 00:05:58,208 --> 00:06:00,417 YOU KNOW IF THE PRESS-- 67 00:06:00,875 --> 00:06:02,917 DODGED ONE BULLET. 68 00:06:03,166 --> 00:06:05,458 LISTEN, THIS IS ALL GONNA BLOW OVER. 69 00:06:05,458 --> 00:06:07,083 [ Screams ] 70 00:06:17,125 --> 00:06:20,500 HEY ! DID YOU SEE THE-- 71 00:06:21,792 --> 00:06:23,125 THE-- 72 00:06:26,542 --> 00:06:27,750 YEAH. 73 00:06:31,750 --> 00:06:33,792 [ Woman ] TWELVE CREAM PIES ARE ON THEIR WAY OVER TO THE STADIUM. 74 00:06:33,792 --> 00:06:36,291 BOB RILEY EXPECTS YOU IN THE OWNER'S BOX AT 3:00. 75 00:06:36,291 --> 00:06:40,333 AMY WILL MEET YOU THERE. AND WHY ARE YOU WEARING A YELLOW TIE ? 76 00:06:40,333 --> 00:06:43,291 JANET, HOW COULD YOU KNOW I'M WEARING MY YELLOW TIE ? YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE ME. 77 00:06:43,291 --> 00:06:45,333 I CAN HEAR THE STRESS IN YOUR VOICE. 78 00:06:45,333 --> 00:06:47,375 WHENEVER YOU'RE STRESSED, YOU WEAR THE YELLOW TIE, 79 00:06:47,375 --> 00:06:50,500 WHICH MAKES YOU FEEL ALL-POWERFUL, SO YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA YELL AT ME, 80 00:06:50,500 --> 00:06:52,792 WHICH I'M NOT IN THE MOOD FOR, SO DON'T. 81 00:06:54,291 --> 00:06:57,792 NICE TIE. I AM NOT STRESSED. 82 00:06:58,583 --> 00:07:00,250 THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH ME. 83 00:07:00,250 --> 00:07:03,000 I JUST DIDN'T GET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT. CAN I HAVE TODAY'S WORK, PLEASE ? 84 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,333 TAKE YOUR PHONE OFF. YOU'RE WITH A HUMAN NOW. 85 00:07:05,333 --> 00:07:08,834 I DID THE ONES AND TWOS. THERE'S A THREE, A FOUR. 86 00:07:08,834 --> 00:07:12,041 I FLAGGED THE FIVE IN YOUR MAIL. THERE'S AN EIGHT ON YOUR DESK TO SIGN. 87 00:07:12,041 --> 00:07:14,208 AND THERE'S A TEN STANDING IN YOUR OFFICE. 88 00:07:26,583 --> 00:07:28,333 WHY DID YOU LET HIM IN MY OFFICE, JANET ? 89 00:07:28,333 --> 00:07:29,667 HE THREATENED ME WITH A MACHETE. 90 00:07:31,083 --> 00:07:33,166 HE'S YOUR FATHER, RUSS. 91 00:07:38,208 --> 00:07:41,417 WAIT 60 SECONDS AND COME IN AND TELL ME I'M LATE FOR SOMETHING. 92 00:07:41,417 --> 00:07:44,667 I HATE YOU. FIGHT FAIR. 93 00:07:47,166 --> 00:07:48,667 [ Door Closes ] 94 00:07:51,041 --> 00:07:55,750 THAT'S A NICE PHOTO OF YOU AND AL DE NIRO. ROBERT DE NIRO. 95 00:07:56,375 --> 00:07:59,041 IT'S A NICE PHOTO OF YOU AND ROBERT DE NIRO. 96 00:07:59,041 --> 00:08:01,250 WELL, IT WOULD BE, EXCEPT THAT'S AL PACINO. 97 00:08:02,208 --> 00:08:03,667 OH. 98 00:08:04,041 --> 00:08:06,417 SO, DAD, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU ? 99 00:08:06,417 --> 00:08:08,750 DID YOU GET THE CHECK I SENT OVER THIS MORNING ? 100 00:08:08,750 --> 00:08:11,000 YES, YES, I DID. 101 00:08:12,333 --> 00:08:15,208 BUT I DIDN'T ASK YOU FOR A CHECK. 102 00:08:15,208 --> 00:08:17,917 I ASKED YOU TO COME OVER AND HELP ME LIFT A FEW THINGS. 103 00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:21,542 [ Sighs ] WELL, TIME IS MONEY, DAD, 104 00:08:21,542 --> 00:08:23,917 AND MY TIME IS WORTH A LOT MORE THAN A MOVER'S, 105 00:08:24,208 --> 00:08:26,750 SO I'M AFRAID THE CHECK IS GONNA HAVE TO DO. 106 00:08:29,333 --> 00:08:32,458 YOUR SISTER AND HER FAMILY ARE COMING OVER FOR DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT. 107 00:08:32,458 --> 00:08:35,917 YOU HAVEN'T SEEN YOUR NIECE AND NEPHEW IN A LONG TIME. 108 00:08:35,917 --> 00:08:39,959 UH, YOU MAY WANT SOME OF THOSE THINGS IN THE ATTIC. LIKE WHAT, DAD ? 109 00:08:40,542 --> 00:08:43,917 SOME MORE OF MY CHILDHOOD MEMORABILIA ? YOU NEVER KNOW. 110 00:08:47,250 --> 00:08:49,834 HOW MANY TIMES IN THE LAST 20 YEARS THAT YOU LIVED IN THAT HOUSE... 111 00:08:49,834 --> 00:08:52,959 HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU FOR ANYTHING, HMM ? 112 00:08:52,959 --> 00:08:54,708 ANYTHING AT ALL ? 113 00:08:55,250 --> 00:08:57,125 [ Knock On Door ] 114 00:08:58,417 --> 00:09:02,583 UM, YOU'RE LATE... FOR A VERY BIG MEETING. 115 00:09:03,125 --> 00:09:06,000 DOZENS OF IRATE AND HIGHLY IMPORTANT PEOPLE ARE CLAMORING FOR YOU. 116 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:08,500 THERE IS PANDEMONIUM, I'M SURE, SOMEWHERE. 117 00:09:08,500 --> 00:09:11,291 AND YOU REALLY MUST GO-- [ Gasps ] RIGHT NOW. 118 00:09:13,125 --> 00:09:16,750 GOOD LUCK WITH THE MOVE, DAD. LET ME KNOW HOW IT GOES. 119 00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:35,250 CALL FRED AND SEE HOW THE MARKET CLOSED. CHECK THE NASDAQ. BYE. 120 00:09:35,250 --> 00:09:37,667 [ Woman ] THAT'S PERFECT. YOU LOOK BRILLIANT. 121 00:09:37,667 --> 00:09:40,458 COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY GORGEOUS. 122 00:09:40,458 --> 00:09:42,583 DON'T LOOK AT ME. LOOK OUT THERE. 123 00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:45,166 HAVE WE SIGNED A NEW CLIENT ? 124 00:09:45,166 --> 00:09:48,125 WE MADE A BET. I MAKE HIM LOOK HANDSOME, I GET A FREE HOT DOG. 125 00:09:48,125 --> 00:09:49,834 YOU'RE GOING TO STARVE. 126 00:09:49,834 --> 00:09:51,834 NOT A CHANCE. 127 00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:54,208 [ Man ] THANK YOU. MY PLEASURE. 128 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,458 JUST DON'T SHARE IT WITH JERKO. NO WAY. 129 00:09:57,458 --> 00:10:00,375 WATCH YOUR CHOLESTEROL, HOT DOG BOY. LET ME HAVE THAT FOR YOU. 130 00:10:00,375 --> 00:10:02,333 HEY, I WORKED HARD FOR THAT ! 131 00:10:02,333 --> 00:10:04,959 AMY, THOSE HOT DOGS WILL KILL YOU. 132 00:10:04,959 --> 00:10:06,959 BESIDES, WE'RE ABOUT TO HAVE LOBSTER IN CREAM SAUCE. 133 00:10:06,959 --> 00:10:10,208 I DON'T WANT LOBSTER IN CREAM SAUCE. I WANT HOT DOG IN MUSTARD SAUCE. 134 00:10:10,208 --> 00:10:12,166 PLEASE STOP BITING YOUR NAILS, AMY. 135 00:10:12,166 --> 00:10:15,375 NAIL. I ONLY BITE ONE. WHY DO YOU CARE ANYWAY ? 136 00:10:15,375 --> 00:10:17,417 I CARE BECAUSE YOU WORK FOR ME. 137 00:10:17,417 --> 00:10:20,250 WHEN YOU BITE YOUR NAILS, YOU'RE ADVERTISING WEAKNESS. 138 00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:22,417 REALLY ? ADVERTISING WEAKNESS WITH ONE LITTLE NAIL ? 139 00:10:22,417 --> 00:10:24,291 WHAT'S THIS ADVERTISE ? NICE. 140 00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:27,208 HI, MIKE. IS HE IN ? WAITIN' FOR YOU. 141 00:10:27,208 --> 00:10:28,875 WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. 142 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,750 HELLO. 143 00:10:33,208 --> 00:10:35,250 HELLO. 144 00:10:35,250 --> 00:10:37,542 I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN A COUPLE OF DAYS. HOW HAVE YOU BEEN ? 145 00:10:37,542 --> 00:10:41,166 FINE. NOW CAN WE GO IN ? NO. THIS IS THE BIT WHERE YOU ASK ME. 146 00:10:42,875 --> 00:10:44,125 WE'RE VERY LATE. 147 00:10:44,125 --> 00:10:47,166 I DON'T HAVE TIME TO-- GO ON. GIVE IT A WHIRL. 148 00:10:48,208 --> 00:10:49,708 [ Sighs ] 149 00:10:52,041 --> 00:10:53,375 HI, AMY. 150 00:10:53,959 --> 00:10:55,041 HOW ARE YOU DOING ? 151 00:10:56,250 --> 00:10:57,834 FINE. 152 00:10:58,834 --> 00:11:00,375 WE'RE REALLY LATE. 153 00:11:03,083 --> 00:11:05,667 [ Man ] HEY, THE CAVALRY IS HERE ! 154 00:11:05,667 --> 00:11:08,708 RUSS DURITZ TO THE RESCUE ! 155 00:11:08,708 --> 00:11:11,083 HERE TO SAVE MY SORRY BEHIND. 156 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,083 JOSH, LOOK AFTER HIM. 157 00:11:15,125 --> 00:11:16,458 GOOD LUCK. YEAH. 158 00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:18,959 HI. I'M JOSH, MR. RILEY'S ASSISTANT. 159 00:11:18,959 --> 00:11:21,166 IF YOU NEED ANYTHING-- I DO. 160 00:11:21,166 --> 00:11:24,250 I NEED YOU TO GO UP IN THE BLEACHERS AND FIND ME A DOZEN 8- TO 12-YEAR-OLD KIDS. 161 00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:29,291 EIGHT BOYS, FOUR GIRLS. FIVE WHITE, FOUR LATINO, THREE BLACK. 162 00:11:29,291 --> 00:11:31,583 HAVE 'EM BACK HERE IN THREE MINUTES. OKAY. 163 00:11:31,583 --> 00:11:33,959 I NEED TO USE YOUR HI-8 FOR THIS ONE. 164 00:11:33,959 --> 00:11:36,208 SO WHY IS EVERYBODY BUSTING MY CHOPS ? 165 00:11:36,417 --> 00:11:38,291 AND THE WAY I SEE THIS THING, 166 00:11:38,291 --> 00:11:40,500 IT'S JUST A LITTLE MISUNDERSTANDING. 167 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:44,583 [ Laughs ] OKAY, BOB, LET ME SEE IF I CAN EXPLAIN TO YOU... 168 00:11:44,583 --> 00:11:47,041 HOW OTHER PEOPLE SEE THIS LITTLE THING. 169 00:11:47,041 --> 00:11:49,166 YOU SEE, TO JOE BASEBALL FAN OUT THERE, 170 00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:51,333 YOU'RE THE GUY THAT PROMISED YOU WOULD GIVE FIVE PERCENT... 171 00:11:51,333 --> 00:11:53,625 OF EACH TICKET SOLD THIS SEASON TO ESTABLISHING A BASEBALL 172 00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:55,667 CAMP FOR INNER-CITY KIDS. 173 00:11:57,542 --> 00:12:00,166 YOU'RE ALSO THE GUY THAT GAVE PICTURES TO THE PRESS OF KIDS ACTUALLY ATTENDING THIS CAMP, 174 00:12:00,166 --> 00:12:01,500 WHICH, IN FACT, DOES NOT EXIST. 175 00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:05,291 YET. I WAS INTENDING TO GET AROUND TO IT, UH, EVENTUALLY. 176 00:12:06,041 --> 00:12:09,458 AH. I AM A VERY BUSY GUY. 177 00:12:09,458 --> 00:12:13,041 [ Laughs ] NO, BOB, YOU'RE NOT A BUSY MAN. 178 00:12:13,041 --> 00:12:16,375 SEE, WHAT YOU ARE IS A "STOOPID" MAN. 179 00:12:16,375 --> 00:12:20,125 A VERY STUPID GUY WHO ONLY PLAYED MR. CHARITABLE... 180 00:12:20,125 --> 00:12:22,041 BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO SUCK UP TO CITY COUNCIL... 181 00:12:22,041 --> 00:12:25,208 SO THEY'D BUILD YOU A BRAND-NEW BASEBALL PARK. 182 00:12:25,208 --> 00:12:27,166 BUT GUESS WHAT. BYE-BYE, BALLPARK. 183 00:12:28,834 --> 00:12:29,750 HELLO, JAIL. 184 00:12:32,166 --> 00:12:34,125 SO WHAT'S YOUR BIG PLAN ? 185 00:12:34,125 --> 00:12:36,166 HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT CHOCOLATE CREAM PIE ? 186 00:12:36,834 --> 00:12:41,500 WHY ? SHE GONNA FEED THE KIDS CREAM PIE TO GET ME OUT OF THIS MESS ? 187 00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:44,000 NO. THE KIDS ARE GONNA FEED YOU CREAM PIE AND GET YOU OUT OF THIS MESS. 188 00:12:44,333 --> 00:12:46,875 HUH ? BOB, 189 00:12:46,875 --> 00:12:48,834 PREPARE TO BE PIED. 190 00:12:49,083 --> 00:12:52,166 [ Kids Laughing ] [ Bob ] I DESERVE IT ! 191 00:12:52,834 --> 00:12:54,834 [ Russ ] MORE PIE IN THE FACE ! 192 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:57,959 BOB, THE PRESS IS GONNA EAT THIS UP. 193 00:12:57,959 --> 00:13:00,250 [ Russ ] AMY, WHAT DO YOU THINK ? 194 00:13:00,250 --> 00:13:02,959 AMY ? AMY ? YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I THINK ? 195 00:13:03,667 --> 00:13:06,625 I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING VERY CREEPY ABOUT ALL THIS. 196 00:13:06,625 --> 00:13:09,959 AMY, AMY, I SWEAR TO YOU... 197 00:13:09,959 --> 00:13:13,542 I WILL MAKE SURE THAT THE EDITING OF THIS TAPE IS HANDLED TASTEFULLY, OKAY ? 198 00:13:14,125 --> 00:13:16,500 I'M SURE YOU WILL. NO, I PROMISE. 199 00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:19,375 WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG TODAY. NO. 200 00:13:19,667 --> 00:13:24,208 WE DID THE RIGHT THING BY OUR CLIENT, BOB RILEY. I LOVE HIM. 201 00:13:24,583 --> 00:13:30,291 RUSS, TODAY WE SHAMELESSLY EXPLOITED INNOCENT CHILDREN... 202 00:13:30,291 --> 00:13:33,375 JUST TO HELP SOME CROOK WITH HIS CASH FLOW PROBLEMS. 203 00:13:37,375 --> 00:13:39,792 ARE YOU GONNA FINISH THIS LAST PIECE OF YELLOWTAIL ? 204 00:13:39,792 --> 00:13:42,458 RUSS, YOU SHOULD BE CONCERNED ABOUT THIS. YOU'RE TURNING 40 IN-- 205 00:13:42,458 --> 00:13:45,333 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BRINGING THAT UP. AND YOU'RE NOT AT AN AGE-- 206 00:13:45,333 --> 00:13:47,417 YES, WE BOTH ARE. 207 00:13:47,417 --> 00:13:49,500 WE CAN'T GO AROUND ANYMORE 208 00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:52,125 TALKING ABOUT WHAT WE'RE GOING TO BE LIKE WHEN WE GROW UP. 209 00:13:52,125 --> 00:13:53,583 WE ARE UP. 210 00:13:56,291 --> 00:13:58,583 IS THAT IT ? YEAH. 211 00:13:59,291 --> 00:14:02,291 YOU FINISHED ? YEAH, I'M FINISHED. 212 00:14:03,083 --> 00:14:04,041 GOOD. 213 00:14:05,458 --> 00:14:08,625 TOSHIYA, IF YOU GET CALLED A JERK FOUR TIMES... 214 00:14:08,625 --> 00:14:10,792 IN THE SAME DAY, DOES THAT MAKE IT TRUE ? 215 00:14:10,792 --> 00:14:13,458 WHAT, ONLY FOUR ? DID YOU GET UP LATE ? EXCUSE ME. 216 00:14:13,458 --> 00:14:16,125 I'M ASKING TOSHIYA. 217 00:14:16,125 --> 00:14:19,458 JUST FOUR TIMES, A PATTERN. IT HAVE TO BE FIVE TIMES TO BE A FACT. 218 00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:22,917 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. YOU SEE ? THERE IS HOPE. JERK. 219 00:14:24,166 --> 00:14:25,125 THANK YOU. 220 00:14:31,667 --> 00:14:34,375 YO, PEDRO, MAKE SURE THIS GETS IN THE TRASH. 221 00:14:42,375 --> 00:14:43,959 YES ! 222 00:14:45,792 --> 00:14:49,959 THAT WAS FANTASTIC ! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST DID SUCH A-- [ Kisses ] FANTASTIC THING ! 223 00:14:49,959 --> 00:14:51,333 ME NEITHER. 224 00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:54,125 I MUST BE REALLY STRESSED OUT. 225 00:14:58,750 --> 00:15:00,250 PROBABLY STILL IN THERE. 226 00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:02,458 YOU ARE NOT GOING DUMPSTER DIVING... 227 00:15:02,458 --> 00:15:05,041 TO LOOK FOR THAT STINKY, FISH-ENCRUSTED TAPE ! 228 00:15:05,041 --> 00:15:08,500 YOU'RE RIGHT. I SHOULDN'T GO IN THERE. 229 00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:11,166 I'M WEARING A $2,000 SUIT. COME ON. I'LL GIVE YOU A BOOST. 230 00:15:11,166 --> 00:15:13,291 COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. DISTRACT YOURSELF. 231 00:15:13,291 --> 00:15:14,959 HONOR YOUR INSTINCTS. LOOK AT THE MOON. 232 00:15:14,959 --> 00:15:17,500 LOOK AT IT. WHAT ? LOOK AT WHAT ? 233 00:15:18,333 --> 00:15:20,000 LOOK. 234 00:15:21,083 --> 00:15:24,834 ISN'T IT LOVELY ? IT'S BIG, IT'S BEAUTIFUL, 235 00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:27,583 IT'S REVOLVING AROUND THE EARTH, PROVING ONCE AGAIN... 236 00:15:27,583 --> 00:15:30,291 THAT THE UNIVERSE DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND YOU. 237 00:15:30,291 --> 00:15:32,166 IT'S WORTH A LOOK, IF YOU ASK ME. 238 00:15:34,083 --> 00:15:35,458 ARE YOU LOOKING ? 239 00:15:36,166 --> 00:15:37,667 I LOOKED. LOOK AGAIN ! 240 00:15:37,667 --> 00:15:39,542 OKAY ! AMY-- 241 00:15:40,542 --> 00:15:42,417 QUIT FOOLING AROUND, ALL RIGHT ? I LOOKED. 242 00:15:42,417 --> 00:15:44,333 CAN WE GO ? 243 00:15:44,792 --> 00:15:47,583 COME ON, GRUMPY. HEY, WILL YOU STOP ? 244 00:15:47,583 --> 00:15:49,333 I STOPPED. 245 00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,959 I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING. TELL ME IF YOU THINK THIS IS CUTE. 246 00:15:54,792 --> 00:15:59,708 OH ! LOOK AT THE MOON ! IT'S SO BIG AND ROUND, 247 00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:02,500 AND WHEN I LOOK AT IT, I'M ALL PERKY AND EXCITED ! 248 00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:05,708 AND NO ONE WOULD EVER KNOW THAT I'M ALMOST 30 ! OOH ! 249 00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:08,333 WHAT DO YOU THINK ? 250 00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:10,750 CUTE OR JUST STUPID ? 251 00:16:15,417 --> 00:16:19,583 YOU KNOW, RUSS, JUST WHEN I THINK I'VE SEEN THE WORST, 252 00:16:19,583 --> 00:16:23,208 THAT THERE'S NO POSSIBLE WAY YOU COULD BE MORE OF A JERK, 253 00:16:26,291 --> 00:16:28,041 YOU OUTDO YOURSELF. 254 00:16:30,291 --> 00:16:31,708 AND THEN, 255 00:16:33,959 --> 00:16:37,959 JUST WHEN I'M ABOUT TO LEAVE, YOU DO SOMETHING. 256 00:16:37,959 --> 00:16:42,458 LIKE TONIGHT, WHEN YOU THREW THAT TAPE AWAY. 257 00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:46,417 THEN I GET THE TINIEST, BRIEFEST GLIMPSE OF THE KID IN YOU. 258 00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:52,208 THAT'S WHEN I DECIDE TO HANG AROUND FOR FIVE MORE MINUTES, 259 00:16:52,208 --> 00:16:54,208 SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT. 260 00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:57,959 BYE. 261 00:17:16,542 --> 00:17:17,583 [ Tires Screech ] 262 00:17:23,458 --> 00:17:26,625 JANET, I WANT YOU ON THE PHONE TO THE ALARM COMPANY FIRST THING IN THE MORNING, OKAY ? 263 00:17:26,625 --> 00:17:29,333 THERE IS NO WAY ANYBODY SHOULD EVER GET INSIDE THOSE GATES. 264 00:17:29,333 --> 00:17:33,083 EVER ! AS A MATTER OF FACT, GET 'EM ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW, AND YOU TELL THEM-- 265 00:17:33,083 --> 00:17:35,041 IT'S 3:00 A.M. JANET, I DON'T CARE IF IT'S 3:00 IN THE MORNING. 266 00:17:35,041 --> 00:17:37,834 THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A 24-HOUR SECURITY SERVICE, OKAY ? 267 00:17:37,834 --> 00:17:39,834 I WANT THE SENSITIVITY SET ON TEN. 268 00:17:39,834 --> 00:17:43,125 I WANT ELECTROCUTION. I WANT CHARRED FLESH. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ? 269 00:17:43,125 --> 00:17:45,333 WRITE IT DOWN, JANET. "CHARRED FLESH." 270 00:17:45,333 --> 00:17:47,959 WRITE IT DOWN ! IT WAS PROBABLY JUST SOME NEIGHBORHOOD KID. 271 00:17:47,959 --> 00:17:49,834 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE SO UPSET. [ Blender Whirring ] 272 00:17:49,834 --> 00:17:54,083 I'M NOT UPSET. I'M JUST MAD. OKAY. MAD, NOT UPSET. 273 00:17:54,083 --> 00:17:56,166 YOU KNOW, MAYBE WE SHOULD GET A NEW SECURITY COMPANY, OKAY ? 274 00:17:56,166 --> 00:17:57,291 UH-HUH. 275 00:17:57,291 --> 00:18:00,417 I WANT ROTTWEILERS. I WANT BIG, SCARY ROTTWEILERS. 276 00:18:00,417 --> 00:18:03,625 I WANT THE GUY WHO TRAINS THE ROTTWEILERS TO BE AFRAID TO COME OVER HERE, OKAY ? 277 00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:06,375 I WANT A MOAT WITH LAVA. "MOAT WITH LAVA." 278 00:18:06,375 --> 00:18:08,834 TROLLS WITH THAT ? EVIL ONES ? 279 00:18:08,834 --> 00:18:11,625 NO, JANET. NO TROLLS. [ Beeps ] 280 00:18:11,625 --> 00:18:15,875 HELLO ? UH, RUSS, IT'S DAD. HOLD ON A SECOND, JANET. 281 00:18:15,875 --> 00:18:19,500 [ Whispering ] HONEY, I'M SO SORRY. I KNOW I ASKED EARLIER, 282 00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:21,834 BUT, UM, IT'D BE NICE TO HAVE YOU HERE FOR DINNER. 283 00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:24,917 I KNOW JOANNE AND THE KIDS LOVE TO SEE YOU. 284 00:18:24,917 --> 00:18:27,208 AND, UH, WELL, IF YOUR SCHEDULE OPENS UP-- [ Beeps ] 285 00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:33,166 JANET, I AM GOING TO BED. GOOD IDEA. ME TOO. 286 00:18:34,083 --> 00:18:38,667 I DO NOT WISH TO TALK TO YOU OR ANYONE ELSE ON THIS PLANET FOR THE NEXT THREE HOURS. 287 00:18:38,667 --> 00:18:40,500 GUESS WHAT. NEITHER DO I. GOOD-BYE. 288 00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:07,542 [ Metal Rattles ] 289 00:19:30,583 --> 00:19:32,375 [ Footsteps ] 290 00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:52,583 [ Beeping ] 291 00:20:22,959 --> 00:20:24,417 "RUSTY." 292 00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:27,667 DAD, YOU ARE REALLY GETTIN' WEIRD. 293 00:20:33,834 --> 00:20:35,750 [ Beeping ] 294 00:20:49,792 --> 00:20:51,417 [ Boy Imitating Airplane ] 295 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,834 [ Boy Imitating Gunfire ] 296 00:21:04,959 --> 00:21:06,333 [ Imitates Airplane ] HEY ! 297 00:21:08,375 --> 00:21:09,333 HEY ! 298 00:21:11,041 --> 00:21:12,708 HEY, STOP ! STOP ! COME BACK ! 299 00:21:13,875 --> 00:21:16,333 COME BACK HERE ! HEY ! 300 00:21:17,792 --> 00:21:19,667 GOTCHA ! OW ! OW ! 301 00:21:24,667 --> 00:21:27,000 HEY ! HEY ! 302 00:21:47,250 --> 00:21:49,500 [ Tires Screech ] HEY ! HEY ! 303 00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:52,375 [ Horn Honks ] GET OUTTA THERE ! 304 00:22:07,041 --> 00:22:08,708 [ Horn Honks ] 305 00:22:11,750 --> 00:22:13,708 [ Man ] LOOK OUT, YOU IDIOT ! [ Horn Honks ] 306 00:22:13,708 --> 00:22:15,417 MOVE IT, YOU JERK ! 307 00:22:18,667 --> 00:22:19,583 HEY ! 308 00:22:45,458 --> 00:22:46,417 HEY ! 309 00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:48,875 HEY ! 310 00:22:53,083 --> 00:22:54,291 [ Straining ] 311 00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:56,583 HEY ! 312 00:22:57,834 --> 00:22:59,000 HEY ! 313 00:23:06,542 --> 00:23:07,458 [ Screams ] 314 00:23:27,667 --> 00:23:30,291 ♪[ Radio ] 315 00:23:30,291 --> 00:23:33,500 ♪WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE IN MY BEAUTIFUL BALLOON ♪ UH, GOOD EVENING. 316 00:23:33,500 --> 00:23:36,417 UH, A KID JUST... 317 00:23:36,417 --> 00:23:38,625 RAN IN HERE A MOMENT AGO, AND, UH-- 318 00:23:39,667 --> 00:23:41,792 ANY OF YOU SEE ANYTHING ? 319 00:23:41,792 --> 00:23:44,333 ♪WE COULD FLOAT AMONG THE STARS TOGETHER... ♪ 320 00:23:44,333 --> 00:23:46,166 CAN ANY OF YOU SEE ANYTHING ? 321 00:23:46,917 --> 00:23:48,708 ♪FOR WE CAN FLY ♪ 322 00:23:48,708 --> 00:23:53,834 'CAUSE THIS KID WHO, UH, WAS JUST HERE-- 323 00:23:53,834 --> 00:23:55,625 ♪UP, UP AND AWAY... ♪ 324 00:23:55,625 --> 00:23:58,792 HE-- SEE YOU LATER. 325 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,000 [ Door Chimes Jingle ] HEY ! OFFICER ! 326 00:24:05,875 --> 00:24:11,875 ♪THE WORLD'S A NICER PLACE IN MY BEAUTIFUL BALLOON ♪ 327 00:24:11,875 --> 00:24:14,000 ♪IT WEARS A NICER FACE-- ♪ [ Music Fades ] 328 00:24:20,917 --> 00:24:22,542 UH-UH. 329 00:24:33,083 --> 00:24:34,583 GOOD MORNING, DOCTOR. 330 00:24:36,166 --> 00:24:37,583 I'D LIKE TO GET RIGHT TO THE POINT, IF YOU DON'T MIND. 331 00:24:37,583 --> 00:24:38,792 I'VE GOT A MEETING IN TEN MINUTES. 332 00:24:38,792 --> 00:24:41,041 YOU'RE ENTITLED TO A 50-MINUTE HOUR. 333 00:24:41,041 --> 00:24:43,375 THANK YOU, BUT I ONLY REQUIRE A FIVE-MINUTE HOUR... 334 00:24:43,375 --> 00:24:45,041 OR HOWEVER LONG IT TAKES YOU TO WRITE A PRESCRIPTION. 335 00:24:45,959 --> 00:24:46,875 I SEE. 336 00:24:47,959 --> 00:24:50,166 WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT THIS. WHY DON'T YOU SIT DOWN ? 337 00:24:50,375 --> 00:24:52,750 NO, THANK YOU. I DON'T WANT TO SIT DOWN. 338 00:24:52,750 --> 00:24:54,708 IT ALL STARTS WITH SITTING DOWN. 339 00:24:54,708 --> 00:24:57,250 YOU SIT DOWN AND THEN BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, 340 00:24:57,250 --> 00:24:59,917 TWELVE YEARS HAS GONE BY, AND YOU'RE STILL TALKING ABOUT... 341 00:24:59,917 --> 00:25:01,708 THE TIME YOU SAW YOUR MOTHER NAKED IN THE SHOWER. 342 00:25:01,708 --> 00:25:03,959 YOU SAW YOUR MOTHER NAKED IN THE SHOWER ? 343 00:25:03,959 --> 00:25:07,917 NO ! I'M JUST SAYING I'M HAPPY TO STAND, OKAY ? 344 00:25:07,917 --> 00:25:10,291 LOOK, I-I DON'T WANT THERAPY. 345 00:25:10,291 --> 00:25:13,959 I DON'T NEED THERAPY. WHY DO YOU FEEL THAT WAY ? 346 00:25:13,959 --> 00:25:17,083 BECAUSE I'M NOT LIKE THE OTHER NUTBALLS THAT ROLL THROUGH HERE, OKAY ? 347 00:25:17,417 --> 00:25:19,959 I DON'T HAVE A SMOKING PROBLEM. I DON'T HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM. 348 00:25:19,959 --> 00:25:22,291 I DON'T HAVE A CLOSET FULL OF LADIES UNDERGARMENTS. 349 00:25:22,291 --> 00:25:24,542 SIT DOWN, MR. DURITZ, AND TELL ME WHAT THE PROBLEM IS. 350 00:25:27,208 --> 00:25:30,959 NO, YOU DON'T ! MR. DURITZ, I'M NOT TRYING TO TRICK YOU. 351 00:25:30,959 --> 00:25:33,750 I'M TRYING TO UNDERSTAND YOUR ISSUES. 352 00:25:33,750 --> 00:25:37,250 ISSUE. ISSUE, SINGULAR. JUST ONE. 353 00:25:37,250 --> 00:25:39,750 ALL RIGHT. WHAT IS IT ? 354 00:25:44,333 --> 00:25:47,417 FOR THE LAST... FEW WEEKS, 355 00:25:47,417 --> 00:25:49,291 I HAVE BEEN SEEING A GUY IN A PLANE. 356 00:25:50,166 --> 00:25:53,250 OH, I SEE. 357 00:25:53,250 --> 00:25:55,959 NOT THAT KIND OF SEEING ! I MEAN-- 358 00:25:55,959 --> 00:25:58,291 I'VE BEEN HALLUCINATING A GUY IN A PLANE. 359 00:25:58,917 --> 00:26:00,959 AND THESE... 360 00:26:00,959 --> 00:26:03,834 DELUSIONS OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU PEOPLE CALL THEM, 361 00:26:03,834 --> 00:26:05,583 SEEM TO BE GETTING WORSE. 362 00:26:05,583 --> 00:26:09,875 ANYWAY, NOW I'M... SEEING A KID. 363 00:26:09,875 --> 00:26:14,125 AND YOU THINK THIS KID IS A HALLUCINATION TOO ? 364 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,583 YES. 365 00:26:18,208 --> 00:26:21,000 IS HE SOMEONE YOU KNEW FROM YOUR PAST, FROM YOUR CHILDHOOD ? 366 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:24,542 NO, NOT FROM MY CHILDHOOD. I'VE FORGOTTEN MY CHILDHOOD. 367 00:26:24,542 --> 00:26:27,166 MY CHILDHOOD IS IN THE PAST, WHERE IT BELONGS. 368 00:26:27,166 --> 00:26:30,333 BUT DOESN'T WANT TO STAY IN THE PAST, DOES IT ? 369 00:26:33,917 --> 00:26:37,166 MR. DURITZ, I NOTICE YOUR EYE IS TWITCHING. 370 00:26:37,166 --> 00:26:40,166 I DON'T HAVE A TIC. I DIDN'T SAY YOU HAD A TIC. 371 00:26:40,166 --> 00:26:43,667 IT'S NOT A TIC. I HAVE DRY EYES. WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME ABOUT MY DRY EYES ? 372 00:26:44,208 --> 00:26:47,000 WHY ARE YOU SO UPSET ? BECAUSE I'M HAVING HALLUCINATIONS ! 373 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:50,291 AND I'M ASKING YOU TO MAKE THEM GO AWAY... 374 00:26:50,291 --> 00:26:53,166 WITH VERY POWERFUL MEDICATION THAT I CAN PICK UP ON MY WAY TO WORK. 375 00:26:55,708 --> 00:26:56,667 PLEASE, MA'AM. 376 00:27:01,166 --> 00:27:05,834 MR. DURITZ, YOU WILL PICK UP YOUR POWERFUL MEDICINE... 377 00:27:05,834 --> 00:27:09,542 AND THEN YOU WILL GO HOME... 378 00:27:09,542 --> 00:27:11,750 AND TAKE THE REST OF THE DAY OFF. YES, MA'AM. 379 00:27:13,041 --> 00:27:15,959 THIS IS FOR A TOTAL OF FOUR PILLS. 380 00:27:15,959 --> 00:27:19,125 THEY WILL HELP TO KEEP YOU CALM UNTIL TOMORROW AT 4:00, 381 00:27:19,125 --> 00:27:21,375 AT WHICH TIME I EXPECT TO SEE YOU BACK HERE IN MY OFFICE... 382 00:27:21,375 --> 00:27:24,875 FOR AN APPOINTMENT, WHICH YOU MUST PROMISE TO KEEP. 383 00:27:25,166 --> 00:27:26,208 YES, MA'AM. 384 00:27:28,083 --> 00:27:31,166 YOU'RE HAVING THESE HALLUCINATIONS FOR A REASON. 385 00:27:31,417 --> 00:27:33,917 YES, MA'AM. AND, MR. DURITZ, 386 00:27:33,917 --> 00:27:36,208 YOU NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT REASON IS. 387 00:27:38,750 --> 00:27:39,875 THANK YOU. 388 00:27:45,208 --> 00:27:47,250 THE WOMAN IN QUESTION, IF I UNDERSTAND IT CORRECTLY, 389 00:27:47,250 --> 00:27:49,583 SHE WAS YOUR PILATES INSTRUCTOR. 390 00:27:49,583 --> 00:27:53,625 UM, WELL-- YEAH, ARE YOU WATCHING THIS ? 391 00:27:53,625 --> 00:27:56,417 [ Janet ] UNFORTUNATELY, YES. I MEAN, NOT BEAUTIFUL LIKE YOU ARE, HONEY. 392 00:27:56,417 --> 00:27:59,959 OH, THAT'S GOOD. WHY WON'T HE JUST SAY WHAT I TOLD HIM TO SAY ? 393 00:27:59,959 --> 00:28:01,583 HE'S AN ACTOR. HE'S IMPROVISING. 394 00:28:01,583 --> 00:28:02,750 GIVE ME HIS CELL PHONE NUMBER. 395 00:28:02,750 --> 00:28:04,667 THEY WON'T LET HIM TAKE HIS CELL PHONE TO THE SET. 396 00:28:04,667 --> 00:28:07,375 WELL, JUST GET ME ANY NUMBER, OKAY, JANET ? 397 00:28:07,375 --> 00:28:09,542 COAST GUARD, THE POLICE. 398 00:28:09,542 --> 00:28:12,250 JUST GET ME A NUMBER BEFORE HE SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTS. 399 00:28:12,250 --> 00:28:14,083 LET ME SEE IF I CAN GET THE POWER TAKEN OUT IN ATLANTA. 400 00:28:15,250 --> 00:28:16,750 OKAY, GO. 401 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:20,917 [ Indistinct ] MM-HMM, MM-HMM. 402 00:28:20,917 --> 00:28:22,625 OKAY, GOT IT. BYE. 403 00:28:22,625 --> 00:28:24,917 [ TV Channel Changes, Cartoon Playing ] 404 00:28:45,959 --> 00:28:46,792 [ Screams ] 405 00:28:49,625 --> 00:28:51,792 YOU ! DON'T GET MAD. I'LL CLEAN IT UP. 406 00:28:54,291 --> 00:28:55,750 DON'T MOVE ! 407 00:29:00,083 --> 00:29:04,291 LOOK, LOOK, THIS HAS JUST GOTTA STOP, OKAY ? THIS IS-- THIS IS WRONG ! 408 00:29:04,291 --> 00:29:06,417 YOU CAN'T JUST GO AROUND BREAKING INTO PEOPLE'S HOUSES LIKE THIS ! 409 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,041 IT'S AGAINST THE LAW ! 410 00:29:09,041 --> 00:29:11,166 I'M JUST GONNA CALL THE POLICE NOW, ALL RIGHT ? 411 00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:12,708 TELL THEM-- 412 00:29:29,375 --> 00:29:30,500 DO I KNOW YOU ? 413 00:29:31,375 --> 00:29:32,542 I DON'T KNOW. 414 00:29:40,792 --> 00:29:42,166 WHY DO YOU KEEP COMIN' BACK HERE ? 415 00:29:46,750 --> 00:29:48,333 I CAME BACK TO GET MY PLANE. 416 00:29:49,959 --> 00:29:54,208 AND THEN I SAW THE POPCORN. YOUR PLANE ? 417 00:29:54,208 --> 00:29:57,208 MY MOM GAVE IT TO ME FOR CHRISTMAS. HOW'D YOU GET IT ? 418 00:29:57,959 --> 00:29:59,542 THAT IS MY PLANE, OKAY ? 419 00:30:00,542 --> 00:30:03,708 MY DAD JUST DROPPED IT OFF OVER HERE. 420 00:30:03,708 --> 00:30:07,875 OKAY ? IT WAS IN HIS ATTIC FOR A LONG TIME. I'VE HAD THAT PLANE FOR 30-- 421 00:30:20,917 --> 00:30:21,750 THIRTY YEARS. 422 00:30:23,125 --> 00:30:24,500 THEN WHY DOES IT HAVE MY NAME ON IT ? 423 00:30:25,041 --> 00:30:27,375 LOOK. RIGHT HERE. "RUSTY." 424 00:30:30,583 --> 00:30:32,583 RUSSELL MORLEY DURITZ. 425 00:30:32,583 --> 00:30:34,208 I HATE THAT STUPID NAME ! 426 00:30:36,667 --> 00:30:38,417 HOW'D YOU KNOW MY NAME ? 427 00:30:39,959 --> 00:30:44,417 MOTHER'S NAME IS GLORIA. YOUR FATHER'S NAME IS SAM. HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THAT ? 428 00:30:44,417 --> 00:30:46,458 YOUR SISTER'S NAME IS JOANNE. BUT EVERYBODY CALLS HER... 429 00:30:46,458 --> 00:30:47,625 JOSIE. JOSIE. 430 00:31:24,125 --> 00:31:26,291 [ Bones Cracking ] 431 00:31:33,125 --> 00:31:34,166 HI. 432 00:31:37,083 --> 00:31:38,166 HI. 433 00:31:39,834 --> 00:31:42,291 ARE YOU WHO I THINK YOU ARE ? 434 00:31:43,291 --> 00:31:44,625 I DON'T KNOW. 435 00:31:46,041 --> 00:31:48,083 HOW DID I GET HERE ? 436 00:31:49,291 --> 00:31:50,667 I DON'T KNOW. 437 00:31:53,125 --> 00:31:55,000 HOLY SMOKES. 438 00:31:56,291 --> 00:31:58,417 HOW OLD ARE YOU ? 439 00:31:58,792 --> 00:32:01,208 FORTY... IN A COUPLE DAYS. 440 00:32:02,458 --> 00:32:05,166 THAT... IS... OLD. 441 00:32:06,875 --> 00:32:10,000 I'M TURNING EIGHT IN A COUPLE DAYS. 442 00:32:10,417 --> 00:32:11,667 EIGHT. 443 00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:14,667 YOU'RE EIGHT. 444 00:32:16,708 --> 00:32:18,000 I'M EIGHT. 445 00:32:18,667 --> 00:32:20,041 THIS IS SCARY. 446 00:32:20,500 --> 00:32:21,667 NO. 447 00:32:23,583 --> 00:32:25,041 THIS IS HILARIOUS. 448 00:32:25,667 --> 00:32:27,333 [ Laughing ] 449 00:32:32,291 --> 00:32:34,000 [ Continues Laughing ] 450 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,500 [ Laughing Continues ] 451 00:32:41,041 --> 00:32:46,083 ALL RIGHT. I'M JUST GOING TO THE KITCHEN. I'M GONNA MAKE A SANDWICH. 452 00:32:46,083 --> 00:32:49,500 THERE'S SAFETY IN SANDWICHES. 453 00:32:49,500 --> 00:32:53,166 SEE ? SAFETY IN SANDWICHES, SEE ? 454 00:32:53,750 --> 00:32:58,750 IT'S FUNNY HOW HE KNEW THAT WE CALLED JOANNE "JOSIE." 455 00:32:58,750 --> 00:33:02,166 BUT ONLY I KNOW THE SECRET NAME... 456 00:33:03,375 --> 00:33:05,208 I HAD FOR AUNT CATHY... 457 00:33:05,208 --> 00:33:08,166 WHEN SHE WAS HAVING HER EPILEPTIC SPELLS. 458 00:33:12,333 --> 00:33:15,375 SAFETY. SAFETY IN A SANDWICH. 459 00:33:15,708 --> 00:33:17,708 SAFETY IN A SANDWICH. 460 00:33:17,708 --> 00:33:20,500 SAFETY IN A SANDWICH. SAFETY-- 461 00:33:23,208 --> 00:33:24,375 GET OUT ! 462 00:33:24,583 --> 00:33:26,792 OKAY, HALLUCINATION, GET OUT ! 463 00:33:26,792 --> 00:33:28,792 AM I HAVING A NIGHTMARE ? 464 00:33:28,792 --> 00:33:30,708 NO. YOU ARE NOT HAVING A NIGHTMARE, YOU SEE. 465 00:33:30,708 --> 00:33:33,959 YOU DO NOT EXIST. 466 00:33:33,959 --> 00:33:38,625 I AM HAVING A NIGHTMARE, OKAY, AND MY NERVOUS BREAKDOWN. 467 00:33:38,625 --> 00:33:40,375 THIS IS MY FIRST NERVOUS BREAKDOWN, SO I'M NOT QUITE SURE 468 00:33:40,375 --> 00:33:41,917 HOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO GO. 469 00:33:41,917 --> 00:33:44,291 BUT I'M PRETTY SURE THAT I'M DREAMING, YOU UNDERSTAND ? DREAMING ! DREAMING ! 470 00:33:44,291 --> 00:33:47,291 DREAMING ! DREAMING ! OKAY ? 471 00:33:47,291 --> 00:33:51,959 I DON'T THINK YOU'RE DREAMING 'CAUSE YOU'RE TALKING AND YOUR EYE IS SORT OF TWITCHING. 472 00:33:51,959 --> 00:33:56,834 HEY ! I DON'T HAVE TIME TO GO CRAZY, OKAY ? 473 00:33:56,834 --> 00:33:59,834 SO IF YOU WANT ME TO GO CRAZY, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET ON THE PHONE... 474 00:33:59,834 --> 00:34:03,250 AND CALL JANET JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE AND SCHEDULE AN APPOINTMENT ! 475 00:34:04,834 --> 00:34:07,583 AH. AH, GOOD. OKAY. 476 00:34:07,583 --> 00:34:09,458 MAKE CONTACT WITH THE OUTSIDE WORLD. 477 00:34:10,208 --> 00:34:13,291 HI, JANET. IT'S RUSS. NO, NO, GOOD. 478 00:34:13,291 --> 00:34:17,417 UH-HUH. NOTHING. FINE. NO, I JUST CAME UPSTAIRS TO RETURN MY CALLS. 479 00:34:17,417 --> 00:34:20,041 YOU WANNA HEAR SOMETHING FUNNY ? I WAS DOWNSTAIRS... 480 00:34:20,041 --> 00:34:22,500 AND NOW I'M UPSTAIRS, YOU SEE-- [ Rusty ] HEY. 481 00:34:22,792 --> 00:34:24,583 YOU DROPPED THIS. 482 00:34:24,959 --> 00:34:27,625 [ Janet ] RUSS, HELLO ! SAFETY IN A SANDWICH. 483 00:34:27,625 --> 00:34:29,417 SAFETY IN A SANDWICH. SAFETY ! 484 00:34:29,792 --> 00:34:32,625 SAFETY IN A... SANDWICH. 485 00:34:34,375 --> 00:34:35,458 OHH. 486 00:34:37,625 --> 00:34:40,291 YOU ARE JUST A HALLUCINATION ! 487 00:34:40,291 --> 00:34:42,583 ONE THAT IS ABOUT TO DISAPPEAR. 488 00:34:45,166 --> 00:34:47,375 PREPARE TO DISAPPEAR ! 489 00:34:52,500 --> 00:34:54,041 YOU BETTER DISAPPEAR. 490 00:34:56,667 --> 00:34:58,542 I'M SITTING ON THE FLOOR. 491 00:34:58,542 --> 00:35:01,000 I'M TAKING THE VERY POWERFUL MEDICATION. 492 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,333 [ Exhales ] JUST WAITING FOR IT TO KICK IN. 493 00:35:03,333 --> 00:35:06,208 PREPARE TO DISAPPEAR. HA HA ! 494 00:35:17,500 --> 00:35:18,542 DISAPPEARED ? 495 00:35:20,041 --> 00:35:22,500 VERY POWERFUL MEDICINE SEEMS TO BE WORKING. 496 00:35:26,250 --> 00:35:27,708 I'M STILL HERE. 497 00:35:30,542 --> 00:35:31,708 OHH. 498 00:35:50,542 --> 00:35:51,542 [ Whistles ] 499 00:36:01,083 --> 00:36:03,458 I'M NOT THROWING YOUR DISMEMBERED ENEMIES INTO THE DUMPSTER. 500 00:36:03,458 --> 00:36:04,875 I'VE GOT MY LIMITS. 501 00:36:08,125 --> 00:36:09,458 DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN I HAD YOU SIGN 502 00:36:09,458 --> 00:36:11,750 THOSE CONFIDENTIALITY PAPERS AT THE OFFICE ? 503 00:36:11,750 --> 00:36:14,375 YEAH. AND DO YOU REMEMBER ME TELLING YOU... 504 00:36:14,375 --> 00:36:18,125 THAT IF YOU EVER SAID ANYTHING TO ANYONE ABOUT ANYTHING THAT HAPPENS IN THIS COMPANY... 505 00:36:18,125 --> 00:36:21,750 THAT I WOULD NOT ONLY SUE YOU, BUT I WOULD BRING YOU TO FINANCIAL RUIN ? 506 00:36:21,750 --> 00:36:22,959 SNORE. 507 00:36:24,750 --> 00:36:26,250 OKAY, THEN. 508 00:36:27,959 --> 00:36:29,208 [ Whistles ] 509 00:36:43,917 --> 00:36:47,542 YOU CAN, UH-- YOU CAN SEE HIM ? 510 00:36:48,917 --> 00:36:52,792 YES, I, UM, CAN. 511 00:36:52,792 --> 00:36:54,750 YOU CAN SEE A LITTLE BOY STANDING THERE. 512 00:36:55,583 --> 00:36:56,750 YES. 513 00:36:58,583 --> 00:37:00,333 I'M PRETTY SURE. 514 00:37:01,750 --> 00:37:02,750 OKAY. 515 00:37:07,500 --> 00:37:10,750 THIS LITTLE BOY IS ME AT AGE EIGHT. 516 00:37:11,166 --> 00:37:12,917 AND I WANT YOU TO MAKE HIM DISAPPEAR. 517 00:37:12,917 --> 00:37:15,959 HE'S YOU ? AT AGE EIGHT ? YEAH. MM-HMM. 518 00:37:16,708 --> 00:37:18,792 AND YOU WANT ME TO MAKE HIM DISAPPEAR. 519 00:37:19,625 --> 00:37:21,291 PLEASE. 520 00:37:23,250 --> 00:37:26,083 HOW WAS THE THERAPIST THIS MORNING ? DO IT, JANET ! 521 00:37:26,083 --> 00:37:30,000 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE A KID DISAPPEAR ? HEY, YOU ARE THE ASSISTANT ! 522 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,959 FIGURE IT OUT, OKAY ? 523 00:37:31,959 --> 00:37:34,000 YOU YELLED AT ME ! THAT IS GREAT. THAT-- THAT HELPS. 524 00:37:34,667 --> 00:37:36,875 I FEEL I'M THINKING MORE CLEARLY. 525 00:37:36,875 --> 00:37:40,375 I-I FEEL I'M JUST MORE IN TOUCH WITH MY, MY MAGIC ASSISTANT POWERS. 526 00:37:41,625 --> 00:37:43,542 ALAKAZAM, ALAKAZAM. 527 00:37:43,542 --> 00:37:47,458 ALAKAZAM KAZOO. BOOM ! PRESTO ! HA ! 528 00:37:47,959 --> 00:37:50,667 HI. DIDN'T WORK. 529 00:37:52,083 --> 00:37:54,000 I SHOULD'VE WORN MY MAGIC BRA AND PANTIES. 530 00:37:55,542 --> 00:37:56,542 GET IN THE CAR. 531 00:37:59,041 --> 00:38:01,166 I'M REALLY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, JANET. OH, FIRED, I HOPE. 532 00:38:02,083 --> 00:38:05,458 NO. FORGET ABOUT YOUR BONUS. OH, BOO HOO. WHAT ABOUT MY DENTAL ? 533 00:38:06,125 --> 00:38:08,500 MY BOSS APPEARS TO HAVE LOST HIS MIND. 534 00:38:08,500 --> 00:38:10,667 SURE YOU WOULDN'T RATHER STAY HERE WITH ME ? 535 00:38:10,667 --> 00:38:12,500 I'LL BE OKAY. [ Tires Screech ] 536 00:38:15,041 --> 00:38:17,166 [ Rusty Crying ] 537 00:38:17,875 --> 00:38:22,708 WAAAH ! WAAAH ! SOMEBODY CALL THE "WAAAMBULANCE" ! 538 00:38:22,708 --> 00:38:26,000 [ Sobbing ] WHAT ARE YOU CRYING ABOUT ANYWAY ? 539 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,000 I JUST WANNA GO HOME. 540 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,250 WELL, I'M TRYING TO GET YOU HOME, OKAY ? 541 00:38:30,250 --> 00:38:33,083 AM I IN TROUBLE ? YOU'RE GONNA BE IN TROUBLE IF YOU WIPE THAT SNOT... 542 00:38:33,083 --> 00:38:34,708 ON MY CALFSKIN SEAT-- DON'T DO IT. 543 00:38:36,291 --> 00:38:38,708 JUST TRY AND REMEMBER WHERE YOU LIVE, OKAY ? 544 00:38:38,708 --> 00:38:42,542 YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT. WELL, I DON'T KNOW THAT. WE MOVED 12 TIMES. 545 00:38:42,542 --> 00:38:44,834 WE MOVE A DOZEN TIMES ? 546 00:38:44,834 --> 00:38:49,750 YES. A DOZEN IS 12. WE MOVED 12 TIMES. WHAT HAPPENS ? 547 00:38:49,750 --> 00:38:51,917 [ Sobs ] WHAT HAPPENS ? A BIG TRUCK COMES, 548 00:38:51,917 --> 00:38:55,000 THEY PUT ALL YOUR STUFF INSIDE AND YOU MOVE TO ANOTHER HOUSE. 549 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,917 TWELVE TIMES. LOOK ! THERE IT IS RIGHT THERE ! REMEMBER IT NOW ? 550 00:39:08,083 --> 00:39:12,000 NO. LOOK, THAT'S WHERE WE FELL OFF THE ROOF LAST YEAR. 551 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,583 THAT'S THE BUSH WE FELL ONTO. 552 00:39:14,083 --> 00:39:17,708 AND THAT'S WHERE THE REALLY BIG POSSUM CRAWLED UNDER THE HOUSE. 553 00:39:18,208 --> 00:39:20,917 REMEMBER ? YEAH, THAT WAS ONE OF LIFE'S BIG EVENTS, 554 00:39:20,917 --> 00:39:23,000 WHEN THE POSSUM CRAWLED UNDER THE HOUSE. 555 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:26,708 HOW COULD I FORGET ? YOU DON'T REMEMBER THE POSSUM ? 556 00:39:27,083 --> 00:39:28,917 IT WAS LIKE THIS BIG ! 557 00:39:28,917 --> 00:39:31,750 AND IT HAD REALLY LONG TEETH. 558 00:39:32,583 --> 00:39:36,542 HE TOOK OUR SNEAKER IN HIS MOUTH AND RAN OFF WITH IT. YOU'VE GOTTA REMEMBER THAT. 559 00:39:36,542 --> 00:39:38,583 HEY, I DON'T REMEMBER THE POSSUM, OKAY ? 560 00:39:40,458 --> 00:39:42,166 I HARDLY REMEMBER LIVING HERE AT ALL. 561 00:39:42,792 --> 00:39:45,500 BUT YOU DO, AND THAT'S ALL THAT COUNTS. GET OUT. 562 00:39:48,125 --> 00:39:49,166 WAIT. 563 00:39:49,834 --> 00:39:52,583 THE HOUSE. IT'S DIFFERENT. 564 00:39:53,834 --> 00:39:55,000 BYE, HONEY. 565 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,125 WHO ARE THEY ? 566 00:40:02,834 --> 00:40:04,917 WHAT AM I GONNA DO ? 567 00:40:08,792 --> 00:40:09,959 WHAT NOW ? 568 00:40:09,959 --> 00:40:11,792 [ Crying ] 569 00:40:12,792 --> 00:40:14,959 HEY, WILL YOU KNOCK OFF THE WATERWORKS, OKAY ? 570 00:40:16,917 --> 00:40:20,041 YOU KNOW WHAT THE NUMBER ONE KILLER OF KIDS UNDER THE AGE OF EIGHT IS ? SELF PITY. 571 00:40:20,041 --> 00:40:22,208 AND YOU'RE ALREADY PITIFUL ENOUGH. 572 00:40:22,208 --> 00:40:24,166 WELL, AT LEAST I DON'T DO THIS ! 573 00:40:26,875 --> 00:40:27,792 NICE. 574 00:40:31,959 --> 00:40:36,542 CHESTER ! HERE, BOY ! COME ON, CHESTER ! 575 00:40:37,667 --> 00:40:38,834 CHESTER ! 576 00:40:40,250 --> 00:40:43,166 HERE, BOY ! COME ON, CHESTER ! 577 00:40:45,083 --> 00:40:46,625 [ Sighs ] CHESTER ! 578 00:40:47,375 --> 00:40:50,708 COME ON, CHESTER ! CHESTER ! 579 00:40:50,708 --> 00:40:52,875 HERE, BOY ! COME ON, CHESTER ! 580 00:40:52,875 --> 00:40:54,667 CHESTER ! KID, WILL YOU STOP THAT YELLING ? 581 00:40:55,375 --> 00:40:57,875 CHESTER ! HEY ! NOW ! 582 00:40:59,667 --> 00:41:00,500 WHERE'S CHESTER ? 583 00:41:02,041 --> 00:41:03,333 WHO'S CHESTER ? 584 00:41:03,917 --> 00:41:07,208 MY DOG. THE DOG I'M GOING TO GET WHEN I GROW UP. 585 00:41:07,875 --> 00:41:08,708 OH. 586 00:41:09,583 --> 00:41:11,583 THE WORLD'S GREATEST DOG. 587 00:41:12,041 --> 00:41:14,500 THE ONE WHO RIDES IN THE BACK OF MY TRUCK, 588 00:41:14,500 --> 00:41:17,041 PLAYS FRISBEE, GOES EVERYWHERE I GO. 589 00:41:18,041 --> 00:41:21,375 CHESTER ! BAD NEWS, KID. 590 00:41:21,375 --> 00:41:24,917 NO DOG HERE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN ? 591 00:41:25,500 --> 00:41:28,333 I MEAN NO DOG. THERE'S NO DOG HERE. 592 00:41:28,333 --> 00:41:31,166 I DON'T OWN A DOG. NO DOG ? 593 00:41:31,417 --> 00:41:36,166 NO DOG ? I GROW UP TO BE A GUY WITH NO DOG ? THAT'S RIGHT. 594 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:40,583 WHY DON'T I HAVE A DOG ? BECAUSE I DON'T WANT A DOG, OKAY ? 595 00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:43,917 I CAN'T TAKE CARE OF A DOG. 596 00:41:45,208 --> 00:41:47,208 I TRAVEL ALL THE TIME FOR WORK. 597 00:41:47,208 --> 00:41:49,083 TRAVEL FOR WORK ? 598 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:51,834 I GROW UP TO FLY JETS, RIGHT ? 599 00:41:51,834 --> 00:41:55,125 I KNEW IT ! I KNEW I WOULD GROW UP TO FLY JETS ! 600 00:41:56,041 --> 00:41:57,125 UH, NO. 601 00:41:58,041 --> 00:42:01,083 NO, I DON'T FLY JETS ? NOT REALLY, NO. 602 00:42:01,333 --> 00:42:04,750 WHAT DO I DO THEN ? YOU'RE AN IMAGE CONSULTANT. 603 00:42:05,417 --> 00:42:10,041 WHAT'S THAT ? UH, IT'S-- 604 00:42:10,041 --> 00:42:13,208 WHAT DOES A CONSULTANT DO ? CONSULT. 605 00:42:13,208 --> 00:42:16,125 BUT WHAT DO I DO ? 606 00:42:16,542 --> 00:42:19,000 YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING. YOU TELL OTHER PEOPLE WHAT TO DO. 607 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,291 THAT'S THE FUN OF IT. YOU BOSS PEOPLE AROUND. 608 00:42:21,291 --> 00:42:22,917 LIKE THIS. STOP TALKING ! 609 00:42:29,083 --> 00:42:31,333 SHOULDN'T THERE BE A LADY HERE SOMEWHERE ? 610 00:42:31,959 --> 00:42:35,250 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, A LADY LIVING HERE ? NO. I LIVE ALONE. 611 00:42:35,792 --> 00:42:38,166 I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE 40. 612 00:42:38,750 --> 00:42:41,125 I SAID I WAS ALMOST 40. SO ? 613 00:42:41,792 --> 00:42:45,083 SO, I'M 40, I'M NOT MARRIED, 614 00:42:45,083 --> 00:42:47,667 I DON'T FLY JETS, AND I DON'T HAVE A DOG ? 615 00:42:50,083 --> 00:42:51,792 I GROW UP TO BE A LOSER. 616 00:42:54,959 --> 00:42:58,667 ♪JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT ♪ 617 00:42:58,667 --> 00:43:01,625 ♪THAT'S MY NAME TOO ♪ 618 00:43:02,041 --> 00:43:05,500 ♪WHENEVER WE GO OUT THE PEOPLE ALWAYS SHOUT ♪ 619 00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:07,708 ♪THERE GOES JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT ♪ 620 00:43:07,708 --> 00:43:09,542 ♪DA NA NA NA NA NA NA ♪ 621 00:43:09,542 --> 00:43:12,875 ♪JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT ♪ 622 00:43:12,875 --> 00:43:15,959 ♪THAT'S MY NAME TOO ♪ 623 00:43:15,959 --> 00:43:19,375 ♪WHENEVER WE GO OUT THE PEOPLE ALWAYS SHOUT ♪ 624 00:43:19,375 --> 00:43:21,750 ♪THERE GOES JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT ♪ 625 00:43:21,750 --> 00:43:24,875 ♪DA NA NA NA NA NA NA ♪ 626 00:43:24,875 --> 00:43:28,375 WOW ! LOOK AT IT ! MAN ! 627 00:43:28,375 --> 00:43:32,166 GEE ! HOLY SMOKES ! HOLY MOSES ! 628 00:43:32,166 --> 00:43:34,166 LOOK AT THE MOON ! 629 00:43:36,208 --> 00:43:38,875 WOW ! FAR OUT ! HEY ! HEY, HEY, HEY ! STOP THAT YELLING ! 630 00:43:38,875 --> 00:43:41,000 HOLY MOSES ! WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP ? 631 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,041 LOOK AT IT ! IT'S HUGE ! 632 00:43:43,333 --> 00:43:46,875 WHAT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE ? IT'S THE MOON, OKAY ? 633 00:43:46,875 --> 00:43:49,542 YOU TRAVEL 30 YEARS ACROSS TIME, 634 00:43:49,542 --> 00:43:52,417 AND ALL YOU CAN DO IS STAND OUT HERE AND SCREAM ABOUT THE MOON COMING UP ? 635 00:43:52,417 --> 00:43:56,333 BUT YOU CAN SEE THE MAN IN THE MOON REALLY GOOD TONIGHT ! 636 00:43:56,333 --> 00:43:58,542 WELL, DID HE SPEAK TO YOU ? 637 00:43:58,542 --> 00:44:00,792 DID HE INVITE YOU UP FOR A LITTLE BIT OF CHEESE ? 638 00:44:00,792 --> 00:44:03,375 DID HE BLOW FART BUBBLES OUT OF HIS BUTT, HUH ? 639 00:44:03,375 --> 00:44:05,250 BECAUSE IF HE DIDN'T, THEN THERE REALLY ISN'T ANY REASON TO BE 640 00:44:05,250 --> 00:44:06,458 EXCITED ABOUT THE MOON, 641 00:44:06,458 --> 00:44:10,750 IS THERE ? SORRY. I'LL NEVER GET EXCITED AGAIN. 642 00:44:11,041 --> 00:44:12,708 OBVIOUSLY. 643 00:44:14,208 --> 00:44:15,750 WAIT ! 644 00:44:16,375 --> 00:44:18,041 CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION ? 645 00:44:20,417 --> 00:44:23,708 WHY DOES THE MOON GET LIKE ORANGEY SOMETIMES ? 646 00:44:27,417 --> 00:44:29,875 BECAUSE THERE IS A, UH-- 647 00:44:31,250 --> 00:44:33,417 A BAND OF, UH-- 648 00:44:40,708 --> 00:44:44,583 JUST SHUT UP AND GO TO SLEEP, OKAY ? 649 00:44:44,583 --> 00:44:47,125 OR BETTER YET, GO AWAY ! 650 00:44:47,125 --> 00:44:50,959 I KNEW IT ! I GROW UP TO BE A GUY WHO DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING ! 651 00:44:52,208 --> 00:44:55,375 [ Muttering ] AND WHO DOESN'T HAVE A DOG ! 652 00:45:01,375 --> 00:45:04,917 ♪JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT ♪ 653 00:45:04,917 --> 00:45:07,750 ♪THAT'S MY NAME TOO ♪ 654 00:45:13,792 --> 00:45:14,834 KID ? 655 00:45:27,959 --> 00:45:29,125 GOOD. 656 00:45:36,500 --> 00:45:40,000 MAYBE RUSS HERE CAN EXPLAIN IT A LITTLE BIT BETTER THAN I'VE BEEN ABLE TO. RUSS ? 657 00:45:40,458 --> 00:45:42,166 HERE'S HOW WE SEE THINGS, MR. VIVIER. 658 00:45:42,166 --> 00:45:43,458 CALL ME VIVIAN. 659 00:45:45,041 --> 00:45:46,792 OKAY. VIVIAN. 660 00:45:47,250 --> 00:45:49,250 YOU'RE GOING PUBLIC, YOU'RE MAKING AN IPO, 661 00:45:49,250 --> 00:45:51,500 YOUR SOFTWARE'S BRILLIANT, AND THAT'S ALL GREAT. 662 00:45:51,500 --> 00:45:54,542 BUT IF YOU WANNA MAKE FORTUNE 500, YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND... 663 00:45:54,542 --> 00:45:57,291 THAT AT A CERTAIN POINT, PEOPLE ARE GONNA WANT TO GET A GOOD LOOK AT YOU. 664 00:45:57,291 --> 00:45:58,834 AND THAT'S WHERE THINGS GET A LITTLE DICEY. 665 00:45:58,834 --> 00:46:01,333 DICEY. THAT'S RIGHT. VERY, VERY DICEY. 666 00:46:02,208 --> 00:46:03,959 I DON'T SEE WHY I HAVE TO CHANGE A THING. 667 00:46:05,125 --> 00:46:07,291 OKAY. LET'S LOOK AT THIS. 668 00:46:07,625 --> 00:46:09,834 YOU LIVE IN A CABIN-- I WON'T CUT MY HAIR, 669 00:46:10,083 --> 00:46:11,959 AND I WON'T SHAVE MY BEARD. 670 00:46:15,125 --> 00:46:17,333 LET ME GIVE IT TO YOU STRAIGHT, Z.Z. 671 00:46:17,333 --> 00:46:20,208 IF YOU WANNA RIDE YOUR COW TO FARM-AID, YOU DON'T HAVE TO CHANGE A THING. 672 00:46:20,500 --> 00:46:22,208 BUT IF YOU WANNA MAKE THE FRONT PAGE OF THE WALL STREET JOURNAL, 673 00:46:22,208 --> 00:46:24,333 THERE IS ONE THING YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO CHANGE. 674 00:46:26,333 --> 00:46:27,333 THE, UH-- 675 00:46:30,166 --> 00:46:33,542 TO, UM-- UH-- 676 00:46:35,375 --> 00:46:38,208 [ Knocking Continues ] SOMEONE YOU KNOW ? 677 00:46:39,375 --> 00:46:41,375 WHAT ? FRIEND OF YOURS ? 678 00:46:42,083 --> 00:46:43,000 NO ! 679 00:46:44,583 --> 00:46:47,166 IT'S A LITTLE BOY. [ Rusty ] HELLO ! 680 00:46:47,166 --> 00:46:50,708 I DON'T KNOW ANY LITTLE KIDS. I'M STARVING ! 681 00:46:50,708 --> 00:46:53,417 JUST TRAGIC THAT PARENTS WOULD SEND THEIR KIDS OUT TO BEG LIKE THAT. 682 00:46:53,708 --> 00:46:55,250 VERY, VERY SAD. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 683 00:46:55,583 --> 00:46:58,542 RUSS DURITZ, I'M HUNGRY ! 684 00:46:59,166 --> 00:47:02,333 FEED ME ! UGH ! I'M HUNGRY ! [ Groaning ] 685 00:47:03,250 --> 00:47:06,208 IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME FOR JUST A... MINUTE, PLEASE. 686 00:47:07,458 --> 00:47:10,250 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ? I THOUGHT YOU DISAPPEARED. 687 00:47:10,250 --> 00:47:13,166 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DISAPPEAR. I'M HUNGRY ! HELLO. 688 00:47:16,208 --> 00:47:17,375 I'M AMY. WHO ARE YOU ? 689 00:47:18,542 --> 00:47:19,959 I'M RUSTY. 690 00:47:21,917 --> 00:47:23,625 AND WHO IS RUSTY ? 691 00:47:24,583 --> 00:47:25,583 MY NEPHEW. 692 00:47:26,417 --> 00:47:28,917 YOUR NEPHEW ? YES. MY SISTER'S KID. 693 00:47:29,417 --> 00:47:32,917 THE ONE WHO'S GOING TO COLLEGE IN THE AUTUMN ? NO. THE OTHER ONE. 694 00:47:33,250 --> 00:47:34,250 MELISSA ? 695 00:47:36,625 --> 00:47:39,417 YES, AMY. THIS IS MELISSA. 696 00:47:39,417 --> 00:47:41,458 [ Whispering ] NO, IT IS THE OTHER ONE. 697 00:47:41,458 --> 00:47:44,625 THE ONE SHE DOESN'T LIKE TO TALK ABOUT. OH, I SEE. 698 00:47:44,625 --> 00:47:46,959 WHICH COMPLETELY EXPLAINS WHY YOU NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT HIM. 699 00:47:46,959 --> 00:47:49,083 MAYBE I DON'T TELL YOU EVERY THING. 700 00:47:52,250 --> 00:47:54,250 SO ARE YOU HAVING FUN WITH YOUR UNCLE ? 701 00:47:54,250 --> 00:47:57,917 NOT REALLY. HE MADE ME SLEEP OUTSIDE, 702 00:47:58,250 --> 00:48:00,250 HE DIDN'T GIVE ME ANY BREAKFAST, 703 00:48:00,250 --> 00:48:02,291 AND HE DOESN'T HAVE A DOG. 704 00:48:02,625 --> 00:48:04,250 THAT IS A PROBLEM. 705 00:48:04,625 --> 00:48:07,333 YOU MADE HIM SLEEP OUTSIDE ? HE SLEPT IN A TENT. 706 00:48:07,333 --> 00:48:09,625 YOU'VE GOT A TENT ? IT WAS HIS TENT. 707 00:48:09,625 --> 00:48:11,959 YOU DIDN'T GIVE HIM ANY BREAKFAST. 708 00:48:12,708 --> 00:48:14,458 HE CAN STAND TO MISS A MEAL. 709 00:48:16,458 --> 00:48:20,583 RUSTY, ARE YOU HUNGRY ? 710 00:48:21,458 --> 00:48:23,834 STARVED. LET'S GO AND GET SOME BACON AND EGGS. 711 00:48:23,834 --> 00:48:26,333 NO, NO, NO ! RUSTY CAN'T HAVE BACON AND EGGS. 712 00:48:26,333 --> 00:48:28,083 I'VE GOTTA GET HIM BACK TO HIS MOM RIGHT NOW. 713 00:48:28,417 --> 00:48:30,417 DON'T FORGET KENNY'S THIS AFTERNOON. 714 00:48:30,417 --> 00:48:32,417 BYE, RUSTY ! BYE ! 715 00:48:33,458 --> 00:48:34,959 NICE TO MEET YOU. 716 00:48:42,792 --> 00:48:44,542 [ Russ ] JUST GET THAT MOONY LOOK OFF YOUR FACE. 717 00:48:44,542 --> 00:48:46,500 [ Rusty ] I LIKE THAT AMY LADY. 718 00:48:46,500 --> 00:48:48,708 I BET SHE LIKES DOGS. 719 00:48:49,333 --> 00:48:51,667 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WORSE. THE FACT THAT I'M STUCK WITH YOU... 720 00:48:51,667 --> 00:48:53,500 OR THE IDEA THAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT. 721 00:48:53,834 --> 00:48:56,125 WHY DON'T WE EAT SOMETHING ? 722 00:48:56,125 --> 00:48:59,375 WHY ? BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, YOU JUST WANNA STUFF YOUR FACE ? 723 00:48:59,375 --> 00:49:02,166 NO, BECAUSE IT SAYS TO UP THERE IN THE SKY. 724 00:49:08,291 --> 00:49:11,458 OKAY. WHY DON'T WE EAT SOMETHING ? 725 00:49:15,667 --> 00:49:17,500 WHAT CAN I GET YA ? 726 00:49:17,834 --> 00:49:20,667 UM, I'LL HAVE FRENCH TOAST, PANCAKES AND BACON. 727 00:49:22,125 --> 00:49:23,917 JUST BRING HIM SOMETHING HEALTHY, OKAY ? 728 00:49:23,917 --> 00:49:27,750 SORRY, SIR. WE ONLY SERVE STARCHY, SUGARY, SALTY FOOD... 729 00:49:27,750 --> 00:49:30,542 HIGH IN FAT AND CHOLESTEROL THAT TASTES DELICIOUS. 730 00:49:30,875 --> 00:49:32,542 [ Giggles ] COMFORTS PEOPLE DEEP DOWN INSIDE. 731 00:49:33,667 --> 00:49:36,542 OKAY. I'LL HAVE FRENCH TOAST, PANCAKES AND BACON. 732 00:49:36,542 --> 00:49:39,667 YOU WANT A MILK SHAKE WITH THAT ? CHOCOLATE, PLEASE. 733 00:49:39,667 --> 00:49:41,542 EXTRA WHIPPED CREAM. 734 00:49:42,875 --> 00:49:47,333 AND FOR YOU ? YOU KNOW, I THINK I'D JUST LIKE THE MAGIC BEAN OMELET. 735 00:49:47,542 --> 00:49:50,708 AW, DID SOMEBODY NOT GET THEIR COFFEE TODAY ? I'M GONNA GO GET IT ! 736 00:49:51,792 --> 00:49:54,417 MAYBE YOU CAN BRING IT BEFORE THE DINER DISAPPEARS. 737 00:49:54,417 --> 00:49:56,083 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT, SPARKY ? 738 00:49:57,667 --> 00:49:59,208 [ Sighs ] OH, MAN. 739 00:50:02,375 --> 00:50:05,583 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ? HAVING FRENCH TOAST, PANCAKES AND BACON. 740 00:50:05,583 --> 00:50:08,708 THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. WHAT DID YOU COME HERE FOR ? 741 00:50:10,208 --> 00:50:11,708 I DON'T KNOW. 742 00:50:11,708 --> 00:50:13,417 MY MODEL AIRPLANE ? 743 00:50:13,417 --> 00:50:16,375 WELL, YOU ALREADY GOT THAT AND WE'RE STILL SCREWED UP. 744 00:50:16,375 --> 00:50:18,458 WE'RE EVEN MORE SCREWED UP THAN WE WERE BEFORE. 745 00:50:19,417 --> 00:50:20,417 [ Sighs ] 746 00:50:21,708 --> 00:50:24,583 WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH YOU ? WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO WITH ME ? 747 00:50:24,959 --> 00:50:26,792 I WANT TO PUT YOU ON A DIET, CHUBBY ! 748 00:50:27,417 --> 00:50:29,583 FIX YOU UP SO YOU AREN'T SUCH A PATHETIC LOSER. 749 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:33,375 THIS IS WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING, OKAY ? 750 00:50:33,959 --> 00:50:36,250 MAKING PEOPLE LOOK GOOD IS WHAT I DO. 751 00:50:37,458 --> 00:50:38,750 THE PROBLEM IS... 752 00:50:40,208 --> 00:50:44,083 [ Sighs ] THERE'S SO MUCH TO DO WITH YOU, I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START. 753 00:50:44,583 --> 00:50:47,208 WELL, I'D LIKE TO NOT GET MY BUTT KICKED SO MUCH. 754 00:50:47,208 --> 00:50:49,500 KIDS ARE ALWAYS LAUGHING AT US. 755 00:50:50,291 --> 00:50:52,291 IT SORTA HURTS MY FEELINGS. 756 00:50:54,041 --> 00:50:55,750 WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS BEFORE ? 757 00:50:55,750 --> 00:50:58,834 THIS IS WHAT YOU CAME FOR, OKAY ? 758 00:50:59,458 --> 00:51:02,458 I JUST GOTTA TEACH YOU HOW TO FIGHT. BY THE WAY, 759 00:51:02,458 --> 00:51:04,625 THEY'RE NOT LAUGHING AT US, THEY'RE LAUGHING AT YOU. 760 00:51:04,625 --> 00:51:06,291 WHEN YOU GET TO BE ME, THEY LAUGH, THEY DIE ! 761 00:51:07,166 --> 00:51:09,291 THEY LAUGH, THEY DIE ? YES. 762 00:51:09,625 --> 00:51:12,458 YOU LAUGH, YOU DIE ! YOU LAUGH, YOU DIE ! 763 00:51:12,667 --> 00:51:14,834 YOU LAUGH, YOU DIE ! POW ! POW ! 764 00:51:14,834 --> 00:51:18,959 POW ! POW ! POW ! POW ! POW ! POW ! POW ! 765 00:51:18,959 --> 00:51:21,625 POW ! POW ! POW ! POW ! OKAY, OKAY. OKAY, OKAY, SHUT UP ! 766 00:51:22,458 --> 00:51:23,792 HEY, GUESS WHAT. WHAT? 767 00:51:23,792 --> 00:51:25,291 I GOTTA PEE. 768 00:51:26,542 --> 00:51:29,500 ARE YOU SURE YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO CAN TEACH ME HOW TO FIGHT ? 769 00:51:29,500 --> 00:51:31,542 YEAH, I THINK I COULD FIND SOMEBODY. 770 00:51:33,708 --> 00:51:37,667 [ Sighs ] ISN'T IT COOL WE BOTH HAVE TO GO AT THE SAME TIME ? 771 00:51:37,667 --> 00:51:41,208 YES. I'LL CHERISH THIS MOMENT FOR A LIFETIME. 772 00:51:50,417 --> 00:51:52,208 [ Chattering ] 773 00:51:53,542 --> 00:51:55,708 I'M JUST GONNA HAVE ONE MORE PIECE. ONE MORE PIECE. 774 00:51:55,708 --> 00:51:58,333 HEY ! OH, GOD. 775 00:51:58,333 --> 00:52:00,458 PLEASE TELL ME THAT'S NOT PIZZA. 776 00:52:00,458 --> 00:52:03,500 HEY, YOU'RE FIVE WEEKS AWAY FROM DEFENDING YOUR TITLE. 777 00:52:03,500 --> 00:52:05,834 WHAT'RE YOU DOIN' EATIN'-- I'M A NERVOUS EATER. 778 00:52:05,834 --> 00:52:08,333 BEAT IT ! YOU'D BE NERVOUS TOO IF YOU WAS GETTIN' MARRIED TOMORROW. 779 00:52:08,333 --> 00:52:11,083 YEAH, I'D BE NERVOUS THAT MY BRIDE WOULD DUMP ME... 780 00:52:11,083 --> 00:52:13,166 BECAUSE I'M A BIG, FAT TUB OF LARD. 781 00:52:13,166 --> 00:52:14,708 HI, GISELLE. HI, RUSS. 782 00:52:18,583 --> 00:52:22,041 WHAT IS THAT ? IS THAT 20 MORE POUNDS ? NO. 783 00:52:22,542 --> 00:52:25,792 HEY ! PUT-- DAMN, HE WON'T EVEN LET YOU EAT, HUH ? 784 00:52:25,792 --> 00:52:28,041 [ Russ ] DOES HE LOOK LIKE HE NEEDS ANY PIZZA ? WHO IS HE ? 785 00:52:28,041 --> 00:52:29,875 THIS IS RUSS'S NEPHEW, RUSTY. 786 00:52:30,583 --> 00:52:33,542 OH, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD TWO NEPHEWS. 787 00:52:34,041 --> 00:52:37,333 HOW DO I LOOK, BABY ? LOOK. MMM, LIKE ADONIS. 788 00:52:38,166 --> 00:52:40,875 HEY, HEY, ADONIS. ADONIS ! 789 00:52:40,875 --> 00:52:43,708 WHAT ? CAN I USE YOUR BOXING RING ? 790 00:52:43,959 --> 00:52:45,750 I WANNA GIVE PUDGE-BOY HERE SOME LESSONS. 791 00:52:45,750 --> 00:52:48,917 MAYBE YOU COULD STEP IN, SHOW HIM A FEW MOVES ? BE GLAD TO. 792 00:52:51,250 --> 00:52:53,750 THAT WAY YOU CAN PUNCH HIS LIGHTS OUT... 793 00:52:53,750 --> 00:52:55,917 THE NEXT TIME HE TRIES TO CALL YOU PUDGE-BOY. 794 00:52:55,917 --> 00:52:58,375 GROOVY ! [ Grunts ] 795 00:53:00,375 --> 00:53:02,542 [ Bell Rings ] FIRST THINGS FIRST. 796 00:53:02,542 --> 00:53:05,500 YOU TRYING TO GET KNOCKED OUT OR SOMETHING ? GET YOUR HANDS UP THEN ! 797 00:53:05,500 --> 00:53:09,375 YOU GOTTA PROTECT THAT CHIN. I POP YOU ON THAT CHIN-- [ Pop ] THAT'S IT. 798 00:53:09,375 --> 00:53:13,125 REMEMBER, THIS IS NUMBER ONE, THIS IS NUMBER TWO. YOU PUNCH ONE, TWO. 799 00:53:13,125 --> 00:53:14,917 ONE, TWO. GO AHEAD. TRY IT. 800 00:53:14,917 --> 00:53:17,750 [ Grunting ] THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT. COME ON. GET OUT OF THE WAY. 801 00:53:17,750 --> 00:53:18,875 COME ON. 802 00:53:20,375 --> 00:53:22,417 COME ON. GOOD. COME ON. COME ON. 803 00:53:25,208 --> 00:53:28,625 YOU HIT ME. YES, UNFORTUNATELY I DID HIT YOU. 804 00:53:28,625 --> 00:53:30,750 BUT I'M NOT GONNA BEAT MYSELF UP ABOUT IT. 805 00:53:31,458 --> 00:53:33,375 OR MAYBE... I WILL! 806 00:53:33,375 --> 00:53:35,583 COME ON, FIGHT ! YEAH, COME ON ! COME ON. 807 00:53:35,792 --> 00:53:38,834 COME ON, KID ! FIGHT, COME ON. COME ON. 808 00:53:38,834 --> 00:53:41,458 ONE-TWO ! ONE-TWO ! GO ON, RUSTY ! PUNCH HIS LIGHTS OUT ! 809 00:53:43,291 --> 00:53:44,417 HEY, WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON ? 810 00:53:44,417 --> 00:53:45,291 THROW IT, THROW IT ! 811 00:53:46,875 --> 00:53:49,792 [ Chuckling ] AAAGH ! 812 00:53:52,083 --> 00:53:53,834 WHOA, WHOA ! TAKE IT EASY, LITTLE TYSON ! 813 00:53:53,834 --> 00:53:56,917 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NEXT ? BITE HIS EAR OFF ? WE DON'T HIT 'EM WHEN THEY'RE DOWN. 814 00:53:56,917 --> 00:53:59,625 THEY HIT ME WHEN I'M DOWN. WHOA-WHOA-WHOA-WHOA! WHO? 815 00:53:59,875 --> 00:54:03,667 KIDS AT SCHOOL. KID'S HAVING SOME TROUBLE AT SCHOOL. 816 00:54:03,667 --> 00:54:05,834 WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT, RUSS ? 817 00:54:05,834 --> 00:54:08,625 I'M TEACHIN' THE BOY BOXING. HE DON'T NEED THAT. HE NEEDS STREET FIGHTING. 818 00:54:08,625 --> 00:54:11,458 WHY DON'T YOU SHOW HIM THAT W.W.F. SCISSORS HOLD ? HERE WE GO, READY? 819 00:54:11,792 --> 00:54:13,291 WHOA ! 820 00:54:14,041 --> 00:54:16,333 NOW THAT I CAN USE ! 821 00:54:20,917 --> 00:54:22,000 [ Sighs ] 822 00:54:26,625 --> 00:54:28,750 HAVE YOU NOTICED HOW ALIKE THOSE TWO ARE ? 823 00:54:28,750 --> 00:54:30,500 [ Woman ] MAKES SENSE. THEY'RE RELATED, RIGHT ? 824 00:54:32,583 --> 00:54:33,792 SUPPOSE SO. 825 00:54:35,834 --> 00:54:37,667 [ Rings ] 826 00:54:38,667 --> 00:54:41,166 RUSS DURITZ'S OFFICE. HOW MAY I HELP YOU ? 827 00:54:41,166 --> 00:54:43,166 YEAH, IT'S ME. WHAT'S UP ? OH, IT'S YOU. 828 00:54:43,166 --> 00:54:44,750 I HADN'T HEARD FROM YOU IN FOUR HOURS. 829 00:54:44,750 --> 00:54:47,458 I'D ASSUMED YOU WERE DEAD. HEY, HOW'S MINI-YOU ? 830 00:54:47,458 --> 00:54:49,875 THAT'S HILARIOUS, JANET. WHAT'S UP ? 831 00:54:49,875 --> 00:54:53,000 YOU'VE GOT 19 MESSAGES LAST COUNT. DO YOU WANT 'EM ? LET ME HAVE 'EM. 832 00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:54,875 LET'S SEE, UH-- 833 00:54:55,500 --> 00:54:57,750 BOB RILEY. BOB RILEY. 834 00:54:57,750 --> 00:55:00,375 NOT BOB RILEY. NOT BOB RILEY. BOB RILEY. 835 00:55:00,875 --> 00:55:04,583 BOB RILEY. I'M SURE THERE'S ANOTHER ONE. JUST A SECOND. HERE'S BOB RILEY-- 836 00:55:04,583 --> 00:55:05,875 HEY-- 837 00:55:09,208 --> 00:55:10,959 HEY, AMY ! WHERE ARE YOU GOING ? 838 00:55:10,959 --> 00:55:12,834 TO MY PLACE FOR SOME ICE CREAM. SEE YOU THERE. 839 00:55:13,041 --> 00:55:15,041 ICE CREAM ? BYE ! 840 00:55:23,667 --> 00:55:24,875 CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION ? 841 00:55:26,291 --> 00:55:29,041 SURE. ARE YOU OUR GIRLFRIEND ? 842 00:55:31,500 --> 00:55:33,500 THAT'S A FUNNY WAY OF PUTTING IT. 843 00:55:34,375 --> 00:55:36,500 MOSTLY... NO. 844 00:55:37,750 --> 00:55:40,417 CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION ? SURE. 845 00:55:40,417 --> 00:55:42,625 ARE YOU OUR NEPHEW ? 846 00:55:44,583 --> 00:55:45,917 MOSTLY... 847 00:55:48,500 --> 00:55:49,417 NO. 848 00:55:52,583 --> 00:55:54,458 BUT YOU ARE RELATED, AREN'T YOU ? 849 00:55:54,458 --> 00:55:55,291 UH-HUH. 850 00:55:56,542 --> 00:55:59,125 HOW CLOSE ? PRETTY. 851 00:56:00,083 --> 00:56:01,417 HOW CLOSE IS PRETTY CLOSE ? 852 00:56:02,625 --> 00:56:03,917 PRETTY DARN. 853 00:56:07,917 --> 00:56:08,959 OH, MY GOD. 854 00:56:10,250 --> 00:56:12,125 HI. HE'S YOUR SON ! 855 00:56:12,125 --> 00:56:14,417 WHAT ? HE'S YOUR SON ! YOU HAVE A SON ! 856 00:56:15,792 --> 00:56:17,083 OH, HEY ! 857 00:56:18,333 --> 00:56:20,166 AND ALL THIS TIME YOU NEVER EVEN BREATHED A WORD! 858 00:56:20,166 --> 00:56:22,125 AND YOU'RE SOME DEADBEAT DAD... 859 00:56:22,125 --> 00:56:24,291 WHO HAD VISITATION RIGHTS TODAY OR SOMETHING. 860 00:56:24,291 --> 00:56:26,667 AMY, DO YOU KNOW HOW-- WHO'S THE MOTHER, ANYWAY ? 861 00:56:26,667 --> 00:56:29,917 I DON'T WANT TO KNOW. I KNOW. IT'S THAT SWEDISH CHICK, ISN'T IT ? 862 00:56:30,834 --> 00:56:33,792 YEAH, THAT INGESBORG OR SMORGASBORG OR WHATEVER HER NAME IS. 863 00:56:33,792 --> 00:56:37,333 NOT THAT I CARE, OF COURSE, ABOUT WHO OR WHERE OR WHAT YOU DO ! 864 00:56:37,333 --> 00:56:40,917 AMY, HE IS NOT SWEDISH. AND I'M NOT HIS SON. 865 00:56:41,625 --> 00:56:42,750 HONEST. 866 00:56:45,917 --> 00:56:46,792 THEN WHO ARE YOU ? 867 00:56:53,792 --> 00:56:54,917 RUSS ? 868 00:56:58,959 --> 00:57:02,208 BECAUSE I'VE BEEN WATCHING THE TWO OF YOU TOGETHER, AND I SWEAR TO GOD... 869 00:57:03,500 --> 00:57:05,041 THERE'S SOMETHING VERY... 870 00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:07,875 STRANGE GOING ON. 871 00:57:09,291 --> 00:57:10,875 [ Whispering ] WE HAVE TO TELL HER. 872 00:57:10,875 --> 00:57:13,834 WE ARE NOT GOING TO TELL HER. TELL ME WHAT ? 873 00:57:13,834 --> 00:57:18,834 COME ON. DO IT. HEY. ZIP IT. WE'RE NOT GONNA TELL HER, OKAY ? 874 00:57:19,166 --> 00:57:21,875 BESIDES, SHE WON'T BELIEVE US ANYWAY. SHE'LL JUST THINK YOU TAKE AFTER ME. 875 00:57:21,875 --> 00:57:24,458 THEN DO THE KNUCKLE. THAT'S NOT GONNA CONVINCE HER. 876 00:57:24,458 --> 00:57:26,500 THEN TELL HER SOMETHING ONLY I WOULD KNOW AND THEN SHE 877 00:57:26,500 --> 00:57:28,000 CAN ASK ME ABOUT THE SAME THING. 878 00:57:29,375 --> 00:57:32,125 LIKE AUNT SPAZZY. HOW IS THAT GONNA WORK ? THINK ABOUT IT. 879 00:57:32,125 --> 00:57:34,834 THEN SHOW HER THE SCAR. ANYBODY COULD HAVE A SCAR. 880 00:57:34,834 --> 00:57:37,834 WHAT ABOUT THE BIRTHMARK ? WELL, THAT COULD BE A COINCIDENCE TOO. 881 00:57:37,834 --> 00:57:40,250 I KNOW SHE'LL BELIEVE US. SHE IS NOT GOING TO BELIEVE US. 882 00:57:40,250 --> 00:57:43,208 I KNOW SHE'LL BELIEVE US. SHE IS NOT GOING TO BELIEVE US. 883 00:57:43,208 --> 00:57:45,875 SHE WILL ! SHE WILL ! SHE WILL ! SHE WON'T ! SHE WON'T ! 884 00:57:45,875 --> 00:57:48,708 HEY ! I WISH I WAS STANDING ON A CARPET. 885 00:57:51,125 --> 00:57:52,667 [ Body Thuds ] 886 00:57:55,834 --> 00:57:58,583 TOLD YOU. AMY ? 887 00:57:58,583 --> 00:58:01,250 [ Grunting ] ... ABOARD THAT SHIP-- 888 00:58:01,250 --> 00:58:04,750 [ Man ] ...PROCESS THE POTATOES INTO A VARIETY OF PRODUCTS. 889 00:58:04,750 --> 00:58:07,208 [ TV Channels Switching ] 890 00:58:09,834 --> 00:58:11,083 STOP BITING. 891 00:58:11,083 --> 00:58:12,417 LEAVE ME ALONE. 892 00:58:13,834 --> 00:58:17,041 I'M ADVERTISING TERROR AND BEWILDERMENT. 893 00:58:18,250 --> 00:58:22,708 HOLY SMOKES. NINETY-NINE CHANNELS AND THERE'S NOTHING ON. 894 00:58:25,125 --> 00:58:27,458 HOW... CAN THIS BE ? 895 00:58:30,291 --> 00:58:32,250 I HAVE NO IDEA. 896 00:58:34,500 --> 00:58:37,125 LOOK AT HIM. HE'S SO... 897 00:58:37,917 --> 00:58:39,083 EMBARRASSING. 898 00:58:40,333 --> 00:58:42,083 YOU'RE NOT EMBARRASSING. 899 00:58:43,083 --> 00:58:44,583 YOU'RE ADORABLE. 900 00:58:48,333 --> 00:58:51,291 THEN. YOU'RE ADORABLE THEN. 901 00:58:53,792 --> 00:58:55,583 [ Russ ] STOP PICKING ! 902 00:58:56,333 --> 00:58:59,708 LOOK AT THAT HAIRCUT. I LOOK LIKE HERMAN'S HERMITS. 903 00:59:00,083 --> 00:59:03,041 I "SHPEAK" LIKE I GOT A MOUTH FULL OF "SHPIT." 904 00:59:04,291 --> 00:59:06,125 WELL, OF COURSE YOU DO. 905 00:59:06,959 --> 00:59:09,834 DOESN'T THE FACT THAT I'M A PATHETIC DWEEB MAKE YOU DESPISE ME ? 906 00:59:15,208 --> 00:59:16,500 NO. 907 00:59:17,834 --> 00:59:19,125 WHY ? 908 00:59:20,250 --> 00:59:21,959 DO YOU DESPISE YOU ? 909 00:59:25,458 --> 00:59:28,959 WHEN I LOOK AT HIM, ALL I SEE ARE AWFUL MEMORIES, 910 00:59:28,959 --> 00:59:31,959 MEMORIES I'VE BEEN SPENDING MOST OF MY LIFE TRYING TO FORGET. 911 00:59:35,250 --> 00:59:36,500 I'M SORRY. 912 00:59:43,834 --> 00:59:45,000 [ Cell Phone Rings ] 913 00:59:51,083 --> 00:59:53,291 HELLO. KENNY. 914 00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:56,458 NAUSEOUS ABOUT THE WEDDING TOMORROW ? 915 00:59:56,458 --> 00:59:59,166 MY GOD, THE WEDDING TOMORROW. HANG ON A MINUTE. 916 00:59:59,166 --> 01:00:02,000 THE WEDDING TOMORROW. WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH HIM? 917 01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:04,375 TAKE HIM WITH US. WHAT ? 918 01:00:04,375 --> 01:00:07,000 TO AN IMPORTANT EVENT ? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND ? 919 01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:08,959 TAKE HIM WITH US ? 920 01:00:08,959 --> 01:00:13,166 THIS IS AN IMPORTANT EVENT, WITH PEOPLE WHO RESPECT ME. HE'S GONNA HUMILIATE ME. 921 01:00:13,166 --> 01:00:15,542 HEY ! AW. 922 01:00:15,542 --> 01:00:18,041 HEY ! I FORBID YOU TO BOND WITH THIS BOY. 923 01:00:19,125 --> 01:00:22,166 WHAT, KENNY ? WHO GOT SICK ? 924 01:00:22,959 --> 01:00:24,333 ♪ 925 01:00:38,959 --> 01:00:42,667 THANK GOODNESS YOUR NEPHEW REPLACED LITTLE JAMES. 926 01:00:42,667 --> 01:00:46,417 NONE OF THE OTHER CHILDREN WAS FAT ENOUGH TO FIT IN HIS CLOTHES. 927 01:00:50,875 --> 01:00:52,834 [ Thud ] [ Rings Clatter ] 928 01:00:54,250 --> 01:00:56,417 [ Amy ] IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. 929 01:00:56,417 --> 01:00:57,583 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 930 01:00:58,375 --> 01:01:02,041 ♪YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪ ♪YESTER-ME YESTER-YOU ♪ 931 01:01:02,041 --> 01:01:04,208 ♪YESTERDAY ♪ 932 01:01:04,208 --> 01:01:06,834 ♪OOH, OOH ♪ 933 01:01:08,417 --> 01:01:11,417 ♪WHAT HAPPENED TO ♪ 934 01:01:12,417 --> 01:01:15,417 ♪THE WORLD WE KNEW ♪ 935 01:01:16,917 --> 01:01:18,917 ♪WHEN WE WOULD DREAM AND SCHEME ♪ 936 01:01:20,333 --> 01:01:23,417 ♪AND WHILE THE TIME AWAY ♪ 937 01:01:23,417 --> 01:01:28,083 DON'T WORRY. JUST TAKE IT OFF AND SHOVE IT UNDER THE TABLE WHEN NO ONE'S LOOKING. 938 01:01:29,417 --> 01:01:30,875 REALLY ? YEAH. 939 01:01:34,083 --> 01:01:37,875 ♪WHERE DID IT GO ♪ ♪WHERE DID IT GO ♪ 940 01:01:37,875 --> 01:01:40,375 ♪THAT YESTERGLOW ♪ 941 01:01:41,375 --> 01:01:44,041 HELLO. ♪WHEN WE COULD FEEL ♪ 942 01:01:44,041 --> 01:01:49,125 ♪THE WHEELS OF LIFE TURN OUR WAY ♪ 943 01:01:49,125 --> 01:01:53,291 ♪YESTER-ME YESTER-YOU ♪ 944 01:01:53,291 --> 01:01:54,959 ♪YESTERDAY ♪ 945 01:01:57,834 --> 01:02:01,959 ♪I HAD A DREAM ♪ SO DID YOU ♪ 946 01:02:01,959 --> 01:02:03,959 ♪LIFE WAS WARM ♪ 947 01:02:03,959 --> 01:02:05,959 ♪AND LOVE WAS TRUE ♪ 948 01:02:08,959 --> 01:02:10,792 HOLY SMOKES. 949 01:02:13,166 --> 01:02:14,125 RUSS, RUSS ! 950 01:02:15,667 --> 01:02:19,625 EXCUSE ME, CLARISSA. YOU'RE INTERRUPTING US. WE'RE DANCING. 951 01:02:19,625 --> 01:02:23,041 BUT IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT ! NOT NOW, KID. 952 01:02:23,041 --> 01:02:25,417 BUT IT'S REALLY, REALLY, R-R-R-- 953 01:02:25,417 --> 01:02:31,125 ♪WERE JUST A CRUEL AND FOOLISH GAME WE HAD TO PLAY ♪ 954 01:02:31,125 --> 01:02:33,625 DRIVIN' YOU CRAZY, HUH. YEAH. 955 01:02:33,625 --> 01:02:36,083 IT'S DIFFERENT WHEN THEY'RE YOUR OWN. 956 01:02:36,083 --> 01:02:37,834 SPEAKING OF WHICH, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GIVE UP 957 01:02:37,834 --> 01:02:39,542 YOUR EVIL WAYS AND SETTLE DOWN ? 958 01:02:39,542 --> 01:02:41,792 AS SOON AS YOU BECOME AVAILABLE AGAIN, CLARISSA. 959 01:02:41,792 --> 01:02:43,333 I'M SERIOUS. SO AM I. 960 01:02:44,250 --> 01:02:47,000 ♪I FEEL LOST ♪ 961 01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:48,500 ♪I FEEL SAD ♪ 962 01:02:51,417 --> 01:02:54,959 AMY, I HAVE A QUESTION. 963 01:02:55,375 --> 01:02:58,333 A BIG ONE. OKAY. 964 01:03:00,834 --> 01:03:02,834 WHAT ABOUT THAT PRETTY WOMAN YOU CAME WITH TODAY ? 965 01:03:02,834 --> 01:03:05,166 YOU MEAN AMY ? NO, WE WORK TOGETHER. 966 01:03:05,166 --> 01:03:07,125 I'VE KNOWN HER FOR A REALLY LONG TIME. 967 01:03:07,125 --> 01:03:10,041 I KNOW WE HAVEN'T KNOWN EACH OTHER VERY LONG-- 968 01:03:10,333 --> 01:03:12,166 DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. 969 01:03:12,166 --> 01:03:14,333 WHEN I MEET THE RIGHT PERSON I'M SURE I'LL GET AROUND TO ASKING. 970 01:03:14,333 --> 01:03:17,000 IN CASE I NEVER GET AROUND TO ASKING-- 971 01:03:18,875 --> 01:03:21,208 SOMEBODY'S MAKIN' A MOVE RIGHT NOW. 972 01:03:24,959 --> 01:03:26,083 AMY ? 973 01:03:28,375 --> 01:03:29,875 WILL YOU MARRY ME ? 974 01:03:33,083 --> 01:03:35,041 OKAY, LET'S GO. HEY ! 975 01:03:36,667 --> 01:03:38,375 LET ME GO, YOU BIG JERK ! 976 01:03:39,041 --> 01:03:40,542 WAIT A MINUTE, STOP ! 977 01:03:40,542 --> 01:03:42,834 HE ASKED ME A QUESTION. DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY ? 978 01:03:42,834 --> 01:03:44,708 NO. NO. NO ? 979 01:03:44,708 --> 01:03:47,375 HE HAD NO RIGHT ASKING YOU WHAT HE DID, OKAY ? YOU AND I AREN'T EVEN-- 980 01:03:47,375 --> 01:03:49,000 WELL WE ARE ! SINCE WHEN ? 981 01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:51,875 M.Y.O.B. ! WHAT ? 982 01:03:51,875 --> 01:03:55,208 MIND YOUR OWN BEESWAX. DO YOU OR DO YOU NOT WANT TO KNOW WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY ? 983 01:03:56,625 --> 01:03:58,291 WHAT WERE YOU GONNA SAY ? 984 01:03:58,291 --> 01:04:01,834 YEAH, WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO SAY ? TRY IT AGAIN. 985 01:04:01,834 --> 01:04:05,250 LESS PRACTICED INDIFFERENCE, MORE... WARMTH. 986 01:04:06,583 --> 01:04:09,542 WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO SAY ? WHAT WERE YOU GONNA SAY ? 987 01:04:09,875 --> 01:04:11,959 SO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY. 988 01:04:14,417 --> 01:04:16,417 TAKE A WALK. I'M THE ONE WHO ASKED HER ! 989 01:04:16,417 --> 01:04:17,417 JUST GO AWAY. 990 01:04:29,875 --> 01:04:32,250 WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO SAY-- I WAS GOING TO SAY... 991 01:04:33,458 --> 01:04:34,792 I'LL HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT. 992 01:04:34,792 --> 01:04:37,500 OH, REALLY ? YES. BECAUSE... 993 01:04:37,500 --> 01:04:39,792 IMPOSSIBLY, WHAT HAD PREVIOUSLY SEEMED TO ME... 994 01:04:39,792 --> 01:04:42,333 TO BE THE WORST IDEA IN THE UNIVERSE HAS, 995 01:04:42,333 --> 01:04:45,834 OVER THE LAST 12 HOURS, TRANSMOGRIFIED INTO NOT SUCH A TERRIBLE IDEA, 996 01:04:45,834 --> 01:04:48,625 OPENING UP A VERY SMALL WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU. 997 01:04:49,375 --> 01:04:50,959 FOR ME. YEAH. 998 01:04:50,959 --> 01:04:52,083 AH. 999 01:04:53,500 --> 01:04:56,000 AND WHAT IF I DIDN'T WANT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS OPPORTUNITY ? 1000 01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:58,166 A PART OF YOU OBVIOUSLY WANTS TO, 1001 01:04:58,166 --> 01:05:00,959 AND IT IS THAT PART OF YOU THAT IS CAUSING ME... 1002 01:05:03,458 --> 01:05:05,083 TO THINK ABOUT IT. 1003 01:05:18,375 --> 01:05:19,500 ARE YOU... 1004 01:05:20,500 --> 01:05:22,166 ASKING ME... 1005 01:05:23,375 --> 01:05:25,125 TO THINK ABOUT IT ? 1006 01:05:27,834 --> 01:05:30,041 WAIT. WAIT A MINUTE. 1007 01:05:30,542 --> 01:05:32,458 IF YOU'LL JUST WAIT, I-- 1008 01:05:32,834 --> 01:05:36,041 I'M GONNA GO GET-- THE VALET-- THE C-- THE CAR-- FROM THE-- 1009 01:05:36,041 --> 01:05:37,500 [ Mumbling ] 1010 01:05:40,583 --> 01:05:42,041 [ Laughing ] 1011 01:05:42,041 --> 01:05:44,542 [ Man On TV ] AND NOW HE'S READY TO START FEELING THE LOVE. 1012 01:05:44,542 --> 01:05:46,834 OH YEAH, BEFORE THE GAME THIS AFTERNOON WITH THE VISITING ORIOLES, 1013 01:05:46,834 --> 01:05:50,375 RILEY INVITED A DOZEN KIDS TO BARRAGE HIM WITH CHOCOLATE CREAM PIES... 1014 01:05:50,375 --> 01:05:52,417 AS A WAY TO SAY "I'M SORRY"... 1015 01:05:52,417 --> 01:05:55,500 FOR WHAT HE CLAIMS IS A SIMPLE CASE OF MISCOMMUNICATION. 1016 01:05:55,959 --> 01:05:58,625 UNCLE BOB KNOWS HOW TO PARTY ! 1017 01:05:59,166 --> 01:06:01,000 [ Kids On TV Squealing ] 1018 01:06:10,750 --> 01:06:13,542 SO YOU CRAWLED THROUGH THE DUMPSTER BEHIND THE BAR AFTER I LEFT. 1019 01:06:21,291 --> 01:06:22,208 I SHOT THAT. 1020 01:06:23,417 --> 01:06:25,166 I'M PART OF THIS. 1021 01:06:26,333 --> 01:06:27,750 TELL ME, DO YOU KNOW FOR CERTAIN... 1022 01:06:27,750 --> 01:06:30,542 THAT HE TURNED THE FUNDS OVER, OR IS HE MAYBE STILL SITTING ON THEM ? 1023 01:06:33,291 --> 01:06:34,333 POOR LITTLE AMY. 1024 01:06:35,291 --> 01:06:37,875 MIXED UP WITH A ROTTEN BOSS... 1025 01:06:37,875 --> 01:06:39,708 WHO FEELS OBLIGATED TO HIS CLIENTS. 1026 01:06:41,375 --> 01:06:43,333 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE NUMBER ONE KILLER OF YOUNG-- 1027 01:06:43,333 --> 01:06:47,417 RUSS ! THE PERSON I AM PITYING HERE IS NOT ME. 1028 01:06:50,125 --> 01:06:51,542 LOOK, IT'S ALL MY FAULT. 1029 01:06:52,250 --> 01:06:55,250 I MADE THE BIG STUPID MISTAKE-- 1030 01:06:58,166 --> 01:06:59,375 I THOUGHT YOU'D CHANGE. 1031 01:07:06,417 --> 01:07:07,708 I'M SO SORRY. I'M REALLY SORRY. 1032 01:07:12,875 --> 01:07:15,125 DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE SADDEST PART OF THIS WHOLE THING IS ? 1033 01:07:20,875 --> 01:07:23,041 YOU COULD HAVE BEEN GREAT. 1034 01:08:03,166 --> 01:08:05,583 MAN. MAN ! 1035 01:08:06,792 --> 01:08:09,166 WHEN DO WE EVER STOP BLOWING IT ? 1036 01:08:10,500 --> 01:08:11,834 RUSS. 1037 01:08:12,583 --> 01:08:14,291 WE'VE GOTTA CHANGE. 1038 01:08:15,834 --> 01:08:17,500 WE HAVE TO CHANGE. 1039 01:08:28,417 --> 01:08:30,834 THAT'S PRETTY COOL HOW WE BOTH HAVE TO, UH-- 1040 01:08:48,291 --> 01:08:50,375 IT'S OUR BIRTHDAY TOMORROW. 1041 01:08:50,375 --> 01:08:51,750 YEAH, I KNOW. 1042 01:08:51,750 --> 01:08:53,875 CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION ? SURE. 1043 01:08:54,875 --> 01:08:57,500 WHAT HAPPENS NEXT ? WHAT DO YOU MEAN ? 1044 01:08:57,708 --> 01:08:58,917 I MEAN, TO ME. 1045 01:09:00,750 --> 01:09:03,375 BETWEEN BEING ME AND BECOMING YOU. 1046 01:09:03,375 --> 01:09:04,667 WHAT HAPPENS ? 1047 01:09:05,375 --> 01:09:07,458 DO I EVER DO ANYTHING RIGHT ? 1048 01:09:07,458 --> 01:09:09,708 WELL, SURE YOU DO. YOU DO A LOT OF THINGS RIGHT. 1049 01:09:10,583 --> 01:09:11,542 LIKE WHAT ? 1050 01:09:12,667 --> 01:09:14,041 WELL, [ Exhales ] 1051 01:09:14,041 --> 01:09:17,208 YOU MAKE IT THROUGH GRADE SCHOOL ALIVE-- BARELY. 1052 01:09:18,166 --> 01:09:21,875 HIGH SCHOOL, WHILE YOU'RE STILL A LOSER... 1053 01:09:21,875 --> 01:09:23,708 YOU'RE NO LONGER STUPID. 1054 01:09:24,458 --> 01:09:27,583 YOU WORK YOUR BUTT OFF AND YOU GET GOOD GRADES. 1055 01:09:27,583 --> 01:09:29,500 VERY GOOD GRADES. 1056 01:09:29,500 --> 01:09:31,375 YOU END UP WINNING A SCHOLARSHIP TO U.C.L.A. 1057 01:09:31,750 --> 01:09:33,250 I'M SMART ? 1058 01:09:33,708 --> 01:09:35,458 VERY SMART. 1059 01:09:35,458 --> 01:09:37,250 BUT YOU'RE STILL A LOSER. HOP IN. 1060 01:09:43,917 --> 01:09:45,208 SCOOT OVER. 1061 01:09:46,959 --> 01:09:50,375 IN COLLEGE, YOU START TO GET A LITTLE BIT BETTER. 1062 01:09:50,708 --> 01:09:52,792 YOU JOIN THE TRACK TEAM... 1063 01:09:52,792 --> 01:09:56,917 FIND A SPEECH THERAPIST AND CONTINUE TO WORK YOUR BUTT OFF. 1064 01:09:56,917 --> 01:09:59,500 YOU GRADUATE AT THE TOP OF YOUR CLASS. 1065 01:09:59,500 --> 01:10:01,208 YOU EVENTUALLY GO AFTER A MASTER'S DEGREE IN BUSINESS. 1066 01:10:02,583 --> 01:10:04,458 WHERE I WORK MY BUTT OFF. 1067 01:10:05,250 --> 01:10:06,750 STORY OF YOUR LIFE, KID. 1068 01:10:07,792 --> 01:10:09,458 THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT, 1069 01:10:09,458 --> 01:10:11,458 WHILE YOU'RE CURRENTLY A PATHETIC DWEEB, 1070 01:10:11,458 --> 01:10:13,542 EVENTUALLY YOU GROW UP TO BE ME-- 1071 01:10:13,542 --> 01:10:16,166 A HIGH-POWERED, AFFLUENT CHICK MAGNET. 1072 01:10:16,166 --> 01:10:17,834 WHO DOESN'T HAVE A DOG OR A CHICK. 1073 01:10:20,166 --> 01:10:23,625 IS THAT HOW YOU SEE ME ? A DOGLESS, CHICKLESS GUY ? 1074 01:10:24,041 --> 01:10:26,625 WITH A TWITCH. RIGHT. 1075 01:10:27,583 --> 01:10:30,458 WHEN DO I GET THAT ? I FORGET. 1076 01:10:31,208 --> 01:10:33,500 WHEN DO I LEARN HOW TO DRIVE ? WHEN YOU'RE 16. 1077 01:10:33,500 --> 01:10:35,750 WHEN DO I GET A CAR ? WHEN YOU'RE 18. 1078 01:10:36,125 --> 01:10:39,625 WHEN DO I GET A HICKEY ? WHEN YOU'RE 17. 1079 01:10:39,625 --> 01:10:41,834 WHEN DO I FIND OUT WHAT A HICKEY IS ? 1080 01:10:41,834 --> 01:10:43,959 [ Chuckles ] NOT TONIGHT. 1081 01:10:49,667 --> 01:10:50,792 RUSS ? 1082 01:10:52,625 --> 01:10:53,625 YEAH, KID ? 1083 01:10:53,875 --> 01:10:55,834 I GET WHAT YOU DO NOW. 1084 01:10:56,708 --> 01:10:58,792 I MEAN, I GET WHAT I DO. 1085 01:10:59,166 --> 01:11:01,333 WHEN I GROW UP, FOR A LIVING. 1086 01:11:01,917 --> 01:11:04,959 I FIGURED OUT HOW TO EXPLAIN. LET ME HEAR IT. 1087 01:11:05,208 --> 01:11:08,041 YOU HELP PEOPLE LIE ABOUT WHO THEY REALLY ARE... 1088 01:11:08,041 --> 01:11:11,375 SO THAT THEY CAN PRETEND TO BE SOMEONE ELSE, RIGHT ? 1089 01:11:14,333 --> 01:11:15,333 YEAH. 1090 01:11:17,166 --> 01:11:19,458 SEE ? THAT'S NOT HARD TO EXPLAIN. 1091 01:11:20,959 --> 01:11:22,375 THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. 1092 01:11:23,625 --> 01:11:24,792 GOOD NIGHT, BUDDY. 1093 01:11:25,708 --> 01:11:27,291 GOOD NIGHT, KID. 1094 01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:33,875 [ People Applauding On TV ] 1095 01:11:34,333 --> 01:11:36,959 ♪[ News Theme ] [ Man ] THIS IS ABC-7 LOS ANGELES. 1096 01:11:36,959 --> 01:11:39,875 NOW, EYEWITNESS NEWS. 1097 01:11:39,875 --> 01:11:42,083 GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE, AND WELCOME. I'M HAROLD GREENE. 1098 01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:45,166 GOOD EVENING, Y'ALL. I'M DEIRDRE LaFEVER. 1099 01:11:45,166 --> 01:11:47,917 TONIGHT'S TOP STORY: ANOTHER HIGH SPEED CHASE... 1100 01:11:47,917 --> 01:11:50,000 ON A LOS ANGELES FREEWAY, 1101 01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:53,875 THIS TIME INVOLVING A MOTHER OF EIGHT IN A STOLEN MINI-VAN. 1102 01:11:53,875 --> 01:11:56,708 THE CHASE STARTED ABOUT 8:30 THIS EVENING, WHEN POLICE FIRST NO-- 1103 01:11:57,917 --> 01:11:59,583 [ Laughing ] 1104 01:11:59,583 --> 01:12:02,041 I KNOW. THANKS, DON. SEE YOU TOMORROW. 1105 01:12:03,041 --> 01:12:04,000 I HEARD THE "Y'ALL." 1106 01:12:06,875 --> 01:12:07,667 IT WORKS. 1107 01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:13,500 WELL, IT'S MR. IMAGE CONSULTANT. 1108 01:12:15,542 --> 01:12:18,125 SO. WHAT DO YOU THINK ? 1109 01:12:18,125 --> 01:12:19,917 DON'T TELL ME. MY HAIR STILL TOO BIG ? 1110 01:12:20,500 --> 01:12:21,917 NO, IT LOOKS GOOD. 1111 01:12:23,250 --> 01:12:26,458 CAN I BUY YOU A CUP OF COFFEE? COMFORT OF STRANGERS AND ALL THAT ? 1112 01:12:28,917 --> 01:12:31,083 IF WHAT YOU ARE TELLING ME IS TRUE, 1113 01:12:31,083 --> 01:12:34,083 THAT HAS GOT TO BE THE STRANGEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD. 1114 01:12:34,667 --> 01:12:38,708 MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO ME. IT DOES ? 1115 01:12:39,083 --> 01:12:41,417 WHY WOULDN'T YOUR EIGHT-YEAR-OLD SELF TIME-TRAVEL HERE 1116 01:12:41,417 --> 01:12:42,792 TO GIVE YOU A HAND ? 1117 01:12:42,792 --> 01:12:45,083 I MEAN, YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY IN TROUBLE. HE'D STRAIGHTEN YOU OUT. 1118 01:12:45,917 --> 01:12:47,417 YOU THINK HE'S HERE TO STRAIGHTEN ME OUT ? 1119 01:12:48,041 --> 01:12:49,959 WELL, OF COURSE. 1120 01:12:50,750 --> 01:12:52,041 YOU DIDN'T THINK IT WAS THE OTHER WAY AROUND, DID YOU ? 1121 01:12:56,750 --> 01:13:00,125 MAYBE HE'S HERE FOR YOU TO TEACH HIM SOME THINGS. 1122 01:13:00,125 --> 01:13:03,834 BUT MAYBE HE'S HERE FOR YOU TO REMEMBER SOME THINGS. 1123 01:13:03,834 --> 01:13:05,000 EVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT ? 1124 01:13:09,083 --> 01:13:11,000 NOT UNTIL JUST NOW, NO. 1125 01:13:12,125 --> 01:13:13,625 DARLIN' LOOK-- 1126 01:13:16,041 --> 01:13:18,000 YOU'RE TURNIN' 40 TOMORROW. 1127 01:13:18,750 --> 01:13:23,625 YOU HAVEN'T ACQUIRED A SINGLE THING OF REAL VALUE IN YOUR LIFE-- 1128 01:13:23,625 --> 01:13:25,667 HEY-- AND NO, NO, MONEY DOESN'T COUNT. 1129 01:13:26,959 --> 01:13:30,959 YOU'RE VIRTUALLY FRIENDLESS, YOU BARELY TALK TO YOUR FAMILY, 1130 01:13:30,959 --> 01:13:33,625 AND YOU'VE JUST LOST THE ONLY WOMAN IN THE WORLD WHO'S EVER MEANT ANYTHING TO YOU. 1131 01:13:34,166 --> 01:13:37,458 WHO, AMY ? PLEASE. 1132 01:13:37,708 --> 01:13:41,583 LOOK, SHE'S NOT THE ONLY WOMAN IN THE WORLD. OKAY ? 1133 01:13:41,583 --> 01:13:43,667 SHE-- SHE WORKS FOR ME. 1134 01:13:43,667 --> 01:13:46,500 SHE'S NEUROTIC. SHE BITES HER NAILS. 1135 01:13:46,834 --> 01:13:48,125 NAIL. 1136 01:13:50,959 --> 01:13:52,000 THIS ONE. 1137 01:13:54,583 --> 01:13:56,041 OH, MY GOD. 1138 01:14:01,333 --> 01:14:05,000 EXCUSE ME. UM, WHILE HE'S GETTIN' A CLUE, COULD I GET A WARMUP, PLEASE ? 1139 01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:05,834 THANK YOU. 1140 01:14:09,708 --> 01:14:11,458 OKAY, DON'T STOP. GO ON. 1141 01:14:12,208 --> 01:14:13,959 WHAT'S IT LIKE ? 1142 01:14:14,458 --> 01:14:16,458 HE KEEPS ASKING ABOUT HIS FUTURE. 1143 01:14:16,458 --> 01:14:19,500 MY PAST. HAVEN'T REALLY TOLD HIM MUCH. 1144 01:14:19,500 --> 01:14:21,166 GOOD. GOOD ? 1145 01:14:21,166 --> 01:14:23,000 YOU THINK THAT'S GOOD ? 1146 01:14:24,250 --> 01:14:25,834 WHY ? WHAT WOULD YOU DO ? 1147 01:14:26,834 --> 01:14:29,458 IF LITTLE DEIRDRE WAS SUDDENLY HERE ? 1148 01:14:29,458 --> 01:14:32,750 BURSTIN' OUT OF HER ST. MARY'S UNIFORM ASKIN' ME WHAT COMES NEXT ? 1149 01:14:32,750 --> 01:14:34,000 YEAH. 1150 01:14:35,250 --> 01:14:38,166 I'D SAY, "BABY, 1151 01:14:38,166 --> 01:14:40,250 "DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT A THING. 1152 01:14:40,250 --> 01:14:42,250 EVERYTHING IS JUST GONNA BE GREAT." 1153 01:14:45,041 --> 01:14:47,000 I MEAN, HOW MANY OF US TURN OUT THE WAY... 1154 01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:49,041 WE THINK WE WILL WHEN WE'RE KIDS, REALLY ? 1155 01:14:51,917 --> 01:14:56,125 I MEAN, HOW MANY OF US GROW UP TO BE ASTRONAUTS ? 1156 01:14:56,125 --> 01:14:59,250 OR PRIMA BALLERINAS ? 1157 01:15:01,500 --> 01:15:05,083 WE JUST ALL DO THE BEST WE CAN. 1158 01:15:14,583 --> 01:15:16,750 TIME FOR ME TO TAKE BIG DEIRDRE HOME. 1159 01:15:17,834 --> 01:15:19,458 [ Mouths Words ] 1160 01:15:19,458 --> 01:15:22,125 YOU KNOW, IF YOU WANT TO LEARN ABOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD, SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE ON LINE... 1161 01:15:22,125 --> 01:15:25,000 WITH A PRETTY GOOD SOURCE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ? 1162 01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:26,250 YES, I AM. 1163 01:15:27,667 --> 01:15:28,917 DEIRDRE, THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME TO HELP. 1164 01:15:32,166 --> 01:15:34,291 WELL, DON'T EVER STOP ASKING FOR HELP, RUSS. 1165 01:15:36,250 --> 01:15:37,750 YOU JUST MIGHT GET IT. 1166 01:15:40,417 --> 01:15:41,917 THANKS. YOU TAKE CARE. 1167 01:15:44,834 --> 01:15:45,750 BYE, Y'ALL. 1168 01:15:47,708 --> 01:15:48,625 BYE. 1169 01:16:02,291 --> 01:16:05,542 [ Russ ] HI, JANET, IT'S ME. I'M SORRY TO CALL SO LATE. 1170 01:16:05,542 --> 01:16:07,959 IT'S OKAY, RUSS. I THINK I'LL RECOVER. 1171 01:16:07,959 --> 01:16:11,458 I JUST WANT YOU TO CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS TOMORROW AND MOVE THEM TO FRIDAY. 1172 01:16:11,458 --> 01:16:14,291 ANYTHING ELSE ? NO, THAT'S IT. 1173 01:16:14,834 --> 01:16:16,792 OKAY, YOU GOT IT. NO, WAIT. 1174 01:16:18,083 --> 01:16:19,959 THERE IS SOMETHING ELSE. 1175 01:16:21,166 --> 01:16:23,333 I WANT YOU TO FIND OUT WHY THE FULL MOON LOOKS ORANGE 1176 01:16:23,333 --> 01:16:25,125 SOMETIMES WHEN IT RISES. 1177 01:16:25,917 --> 01:16:29,667 YEAH, SURE. THANKS, JANET. GOOD NIGHT. 1178 01:16:47,667 --> 01:16:50,542 HEY, KID. RUSTY. 1179 01:16:53,792 --> 01:16:56,708 HI. HI. 1180 01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:00,166 WANNA HELP ME WITH SOMETHING ? 1181 01:17:01,291 --> 01:17:04,208 I THINK IT MIGHT GET YOU BACK TO YOUR TIME. SURE. 1182 01:17:05,333 --> 01:17:06,708 GOOD. 1183 01:17:09,000 --> 01:17:10,708 ANYTHING ABOUT ME ? 1184 01:17:12,041 --> 01:17:14,208 YEAH. ANYTHING THAT'LL TAKE ME BACK. 1185 01:17:15,708 --> 01:17:16,792 HMM. 1186 01:17:16,792 --> 01:17:19,708 YOU KNOW HOW I LIKE TO FIND CATERPILLARS... 1187 01:17:19,708 --> 01:17:22,917 AND PUT THEM IN JARS AND FEED 'EM... 1188 01:17:22,917 --> 01:17:25,208 AND WATCH 'EM MAKE COCOONS ? 1189 01:17:29,375 --> 01:17:31,041 NO. 1190 01:17:31,041 --> 01:17:33,375 AND THEN ONE DAY, 1191 01:17:33,375 --> 01:17:35,667 THEY BREAK OUT AND IT'S REALLY COOL. 1192 01:17:38,250 --> 01:17:40,208 NO. NOT A CLUE. 1193 01:17:40,625 --> 01:17:43,250 BUT KEEP GOING. TELL ME SOME MORE STUFF. 1194 01:17:43,250 --> 01:17:46,083 REMEMBER LAST SUMMER AT JOSIE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY... 1195 01:17:46,083 --> 01:17:48,875 WHEN I GOT PARMESAN CHEESE STUCK UP MY NOSE ? 1196 01:17:51,291 --> 01:17:52,959 [ Rusty ] GOT ANY SIXES ? 1197 01:17:52,959 --> 01:17:54,750 NOPE. GO FISH. 1198 01:17:56,166 --> 01:17:57,417 ANY FOURS ? 1199 01:17:57,417 --> 01:17:59,458 NEGATIVE. GO FISH. 1200 01:18:03,208 --> 01:18:04,708 GOT ANY SEVENS ? 1201 01:18:07,875 --> 01:18:09,750 TELL ME SOME MORE ABOUT DAD. 1202 01:18:12,000 --> 01:18:13,250 SOMETIMES... 1203 01:18:13,917 --> 01:18:16,208 HE LETS ME HELP HIM WORK ON THE CAR. 1204 01:18:16,208 --> 01:18:18,917 IF I DO SOMETHING WRONG... 1205 01:18:18,917 --> 01:18:20,083 HE YELLS AT ME. 1206 01:18:22,083 --> 01:18:24,917 SOMETIMES HE BUYS ME ICE CREAM AFTERWARDS. 1207 01:18:24,917 --> 01:18:27,458 BUT STILL, I DON'T LIKE MESSING UP. 1208 01:18:29,250 --> 01:18:30,834 LIKE LAST WEEK... 1209 01:18:30,834 --> 01:18:32,875 I LOST A SCREW. 1210 01:18:33,792 --> 01:18:35,250 I WAS AFRAID TO TELL HIM. 1211 01:18:37,250 --> 01:18:39,417 I FOUND IT LATER ON IN MY POCKET. 1212 01:18:40,458 --> 01:18:41,834 LOOK, I STILL HAVE IT. 1213 01:18:47,458 --> 01:18:49,458 I'M AFRAID TO GIVE IT BACK TO HIM. 1214 01:18:52,417 --> 01:18:53,834 GOT ANY NINES ? 1215 01:18:58,000 --> 01:18:59,125 NO. 1216 01:19:00,583 --> 01:19:04,000 MY HOMEROOM TEACHER LAST YEAR WAS FAT MRS. KINKELMAN. 1217 01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:06,333 SHE WAS SO MUCH BETTER THAN MR. LUPUS. 1218 01:19:06,333 --> 01:19:09,000 HE HAD THAT PURPLE BUMP ON HIS FACE. 1219 01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:11,417 I DON'T REMEMBER THE BUMP GUY. WHAT GRADE WAS THAT ? 1220 01:19:11,417 --> 01:19:14,375 HOW COME YOU'RE ASKING ME ALL THIS STUFF ? 1221 01:19:14,375 --> 01:19:16,291 'CAUSE I'M FORGETTING SOMETHING. 1222 01:19:16,291 --> 01:19:18,667 I'M FORGETTING THIS ONE EVENT THAT MEANT SOMETHING TO ME... 1223 01:19:18,667 --> 01:19:21,291 AND IF I CAN REMEMBER THAT ONE THING, MAYBE I CAN GET YOU HOME. 1224 01:19:21,291 --> 01:19:23,583 ARE YOU SURE IT'S NOT THE PURPLE BUMP ? 1225 01:19:23,583 --> 01:19:26,542 IT'S NOT THE BUMP, KID. IT WAS A PRETTY BIG BUMP. 1226 01:19:26,542 --> 01:19:28,667 TELL ME MORE ABOUT SECOND GRADE. WHY? 1227 01:19:28,667 --> 01:19:30,000 NOBODY HAD A BUMP IN SECOND GRADE. 1228 01:19:33,333 --> 01:19:36,250 [ Rusty ] MY BEST FRIEND WAS TIM WHEATON, UNTIL A FEW MONTHS AGO. 1229 01:19:36,250 --> 01:19:38,000 REMEMBER HIM ? 1230 01:19:38,500 --> 01:19:40,000 [ Russ ] NO, I DON'T. 1231 01:19:40,000 --> 01:19:43,625 HIS HOUSE SMELLS LIKE FISH STICKS. NO. 1232 01:19:44,375 --> 01:19:47,333 WELL, HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND UNTIL HE STARTED HANGING OUT WITH VINCE... 1233 01:19:47,875 --> 01:19:50,500 AND THESE OTHER CREEPY GUYS. 1234 01:19:50,500 --> 01:19:53,917 HE THREW A ROCK AT ME AND WE HAVEN'T BEEN FRIENDS SINCE THEN. 1235 01:19:53,917 --> 01:19:57,375 HE THREW A ROCK AT US ? OH, YEAH. 1236 01:19:57,375 --> 01:20:00,208 WHY ? WHAT HAPPENED ? OH, THOSE GUYS GET TOGETHER... 1237 01:20:00,208 --> 01:20:02,583 EVERY RECESS IN THE CORNER OF THE PLAYGROUND YARD... 1238 01:20:02,583 --> 01:20:04,375 WHERE THEY LIKE TO PICK ON KIDS. 1239 01:20:06,125 --> 01:20:08,166 BACK BEHIND THE KINDERGARTEN. 1240 01:20:09,375 --> 01:20:11,750 YEAH. WHERE THE YARD MONITOR CAN'T SEE YOU ! 1241 01:20:11,750 --> 01:20:14,375 WHERE THAT BIG SLIDING BOARD IS ? YEAH, THE REALLY HUGE ONE ! 1242 01:20:14,375 --> 01:20:16,708 YOU REMEMBER IT ! GO ON. DON'T STOP. 1243 01:20:16,708 --> 01:20:19,583 THERE'S FOUR OF THEM, AND IF THEY DON'T LIKE YOU... 1244 01:20:19,583 --> 01:20:21,834 THEY MAKE YOUR LIFE A NIGHTMARE ! 1245 01:20:29,375 --> 01:20:32,875 AND THE WORST THING ABOUT THEM IS THEY'RE REALLY MEAN TO ANIMALS. 1246 01:20:32,875 --> 01:20:35,041 ESPECIALLY THIS ONE THREE-LEGGED DOG. 1247 01:20:35,041 --> 01:20:36,542 [ Barking ] 1248 01:20:37,125 --> 01:20:38,166 TRIPOD ! 1249 01:20:39,417 --> 01:20:42,250 TRIPOD ! THE DOG'S NAME IS TRIPOD ! 1250 01:20:42,250 --> 01:20:45,125 I KNOW THE DOG'S NAME ! I KNOW EVERYTHING, KID. 1251 01:20:45,125 --> 01:20:47,083 I KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE ! THIS IS THE EVENT ! 1252 01:20:47,083 --> 01:20:49,458 VINCE KAJINSKI, THE FIGHT ! THE FIGHT ! 1253 01:20:49,458 --> 01:20:53,417 IT WAS MY EIGHTH BIRTHDAY. IT WAS 32 YEARS AGO. 1254 01:20:53,708 --> 01:20:55,959 TODAY ! HA, HA, HA ! 1255 01:21:03,125 --> 01:21:04,792 HOLY SMOKES. 1256 01:21:07,542 --> 01:21:08,917 LOOK AT THE CAR ! 1257 01:21:11,917 --> 01:21:14,041 LOOK AT YOUR CLOTHES ! 1258 01:21:16,959 --> 01:21:18,917 [ Whispering ] HOLY SMOKES. 1259 01:21:20,667 --> 01:21:23,458 HOLY SMOKES ! HOLY SMOKES ! 1260 01:21:23,458 --> 01:21:26,834 WE DID IT, KID ! AM I HOME ! IS IT REALLY 1968 ? 1261 01:21:32,125 --> 01:21:34,792 NO DOUBT ABOUT IT, KID. WHAT TIME'S RECESS ? 1262 01:21:34,792 --> 01:21:37,291 10:30. HANG ON, KID. 1263 01:21:37,708 --> 01:21:40,000 WE'VE GOT 15 MINUTES TO CHANGE OUR LIFE. 1264 01:21:40,417 --> 01:21:42,834 OKAY, NOW LISTEN. THIS IS GONNA HAPPEN REAL FAST, 1265 01:21:42,834 --> 01:21:45,667 SO YOU GOTTA REMEMBER WHAT KENNY TOLD YOU, ALL RIGHT: ONE, TWO, ONE, TWO. 1266 01:21:45,667 --> 01:21:48,500 ONE, TWO-- KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN, KEEP SWINGIN'. 1267 01:21:48,500 --> 01:21:50,166 [ Bell Ringing ] 1268 01:21:58,750 --> 01:22:00,583 LOOK, LOOK, LOOK ! THERE'S THE REALLY BIG SLIDE, REMEMBER ? 1269 01:22:04,583 --> 01:22:06,542 [ Russ ] IT USED TO BE A LOT BIGGER. 1270 01:22:07,834 --> 01:22:09,291 HERE'S WHAT I REMEMBER: 1271 01:22:10,583 --> 01:22:12,375 SOME REALLY BAD GUYS TIE UP THAT THREE-LEGGED DOG, TRIPOD. 1272 01:22:13,875 --> 01:22:15,708 WHEN YOU TRY TO STOP THEM, YOU GET REALLY THRASHED. 1273 01:22:15,708 --> 01:22:18,291 OH, NO. DO I SAVE HIM ? 1274 01:22:18,959 --> 01:22:21,333 NO. YOU GO DOWN AFTER ONLY ONE PUNCH, 1275 01:22:21,333 --> 01:22:23,667 THEREBY SOLIDIFYING YOUR REPUTATION AS A LOSER... 1276 01:22:23,667 --> 01:22:25,458 FOR THE NEXT EIGHT YEARS, ALL THE WAY THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL... 1277 01:22:25,458 --> 01:22:28,333 AND RUINING OUR LIFE FROM THAT MOMENT ON. 1278 01:22:28,333 --> 01:22:30,667 OH, HOLY SMOKES. 1279 01:22:31,000 --> 01:22:34,333 ANY SECOND NOW, VINCE KAJINSKI AND HIS COHORTS ARE GONNA COME AROUND THAT CORNER. 1280 01:22:35,542 --> 01:22:38,500 LOOK. THERE THEY ARE. HEY, BOO ! 1281 01:22:40,291 --> 01:22:42,500 THEY'RE GONNA SAY SOMETHING TO YOU TO GET YOU TO COME OVER THERE. 1282 01:22:42,917 --> 01:22:45,500 ONCE YOU GET BACK THERE, THEY HAVE TRIPOD TIED UP. 1283 01:22:47,166 --> 01:22:48,583 ANY QUESTIONS ? 1284 01:22:48,583 --> 01:22:50,708 YEAH. WHAT'S A COHORT ? 1285 01:22:52,375 --> 01:22:54,375 HEY, RUSTY, COME OVER HERE. 1286 01:22:54,750 --> 01:22:57,667 IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, RIGHT ? WE GOT A PRESENT FOR YOU. 1287 01:22:58,375 --> 01:23:01,917 LOOK, KID. YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS AT ALL. 1288 01:23:01,917 --> 01:23:03,375 YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT TODAY. 1289 01:23:04,125 --> 01:23:05,417 [ Kid ] COME ON, HURRY UP ! 1290 01:23:09,208 --> 01:23:12,667 NO. IF I DON'T GO AGAINST THEM TODAY, 1291 01:23:12,667 --> 01:23:15,375 I'LL HAVE TO FIGHT TOMORROW OR THE NEXT DAY, 1292 01:23:15,375 --> 01:23:17,041 AND TODAY, YOU'RE HERE WITH ME. 1293 01:23:18,125 --> 01:23:21,250 THAT'S RIGHT. I'M HERE WITH YOU TODAY. 1294 01:23:23,542 --> 01:23:25,250 I CAN DO THIS. 1295 01:23:26,917 --> 01:23:29,625 YOU CAN DO IT. DON'T BE AFRAID. 1296 01:23:29,625 --> 01:23:31,125 HERE I COME ! 1297 01:23:32,750 --> 01:23:34,417 I'LL BE RIGHT HERE. 1298 01:23:44,667 --> 01:23:46,708 [ Kid ] WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG ? 1299 01:23:46,708 --> 01:23:49,083 [ Kid #2 ] COME ON, RUSTY. I JUST SAW IT-- [ Chattering ] 1300 01:23:49,083 --> 01:23:50,625 YEAH, HURRY UP. 1301 01:24:13,375 --> 01:24:16,250 COME ON, MAN, IT'LL BE GREAT. WHY DON'T YOU GO ? 1302 01:24:16,250 --> 01:24:18,667 YEAH. IT'LL BE FUN. THERE'S YOUR PRESENT. 1303 01:24:22,083 --> 01:24:24,792 WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? THIS STINKIN', THREE-LEGGED DOG'S WORTHLESS. 1304 01:24:24,792 --> 01:24:27,917 WE'LL SEE HIM RUN. LIGHT THE FIRECRACKERS. 1305 01:24:27,917 --> 01:24:30,625 LET THE DOG GO. YOU GUYS ARE DIRTBAGS. 1306 01:24:31,834 --> 01:24:34,291 WHAT DID YOU CALL US ? DIRTBAGS ! 1307 01:24:35,875 --> 01:24:37,583 GOOD SHOT. WE RULE. 1308 01:24:38,291 --> 01:24:39,834 [ Laughing ] WHAT A DOPE. 1309 01:24:41,125 --> 01:24:43,792 THAT WAS FAR OUT. YEAH, RIGHT ON. 1310 01:24:46,125 --> 01:24:47,500 VINCE, TURN AROUND. 1311 01:24:49,625 --> 01:24:51,291 OH, THAT'S HOW IT'S GONNA BE. 1312 01:24:52,458 --> 01:24:54,542 [ Grunts ] COME ON, VINCE, GET HIM ! 1313 01:24:54,542 --> 01:24:55,542 STOP IT ! 1314 01:24:59,917 --> 01:25:02,291 GET HIM ! COME ON ! GET HIM ! 1315 01:25:07,000 --> 01:25:10,208 AAH ! STOP ! COME ON, WIMP ! 1316 01:25:10,667 --> 01:25:11,500 ARE YOU GONNA CRY ? 1317 01:25:13,417 --> 01:25:15,625 ONE, TWO. ONE, TWO. GONNA RUN TO YOUR MOM? 1318 01:25:16,542 --> 01:25:17,166 ONE, TWO ! 1319 01:25:21,083 --> 01:25:23,542 SAY UNCLE ! SAY UNCLE ! NO. 1320 01:25:23,542 --> 01:25:25,500 APOLOGIZE ! NO. 1321 01:25:25,500 --> 01:25:28,166 [ Thud ] SAY UNCLE ! APOLOGIZE ! 1322 01:25:28,166 --> 01:25:29,667 UNCLE. I'M SORRY. [ Bell Ringing ] 1323 01:25:36,250 --> 01:25:37,250 YES ! YOU WON. 1324 01:25:39,500 --> 01:25:41,834 HOLY SMOKES ! YOU DID IT ! YABBA-DABBA-DOO ! 1325 01:25:41,834 --> 01:25:43,917 HA, HA ! YABBA-DABBA-DOO IS RIGHT. 1326 01:25:44,542 --> 01:25:47,250 YOU WON THE FIGHT. YOU REALLY DID IT. I DID IT, I DID IT. 1327 01:25:47,250 --> 01:25:49,708 THAT'S ALL ! I DID WHAT I HAD TO DO. 1328 01:25:49,708 --> 01:25:51,542 EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE DIFFERENT NOW. 1329 01:25:52,917 --> 01:25:54,708 YEAH, I GUESS SO. 1330 01:25:54,708 --> 01:25:57,542 OVER. THAT IS ALL. YES. 1331 01:25:59,708 --> 01:26:01,583 THAT'S ALL, RIGHT ? 1332 01:26:05,000 --> 01:26:07,333 [ Russ ] OH, NO. WHAT ? 1333 01:26:09,875 --> 01:26:11,333 IT'S NOT OVER. 1334 01:26:12,291 --> 01:26:15,583 THIS GETS WORSE, KID. MUCH WORSE. 1335 01:26:15,583 --> 01:26:17,792 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ? I WON THE FIGHT. 1336 01:26:17,792 --> 01:26:18,959 IT WASN'T THE FIGHT. 1337 01:26:19,708 --> 01:26:20,750 THAT WASN'T IT. 1338 01:26:24,917 --> 01:26:26,458 IT'S NOT OVER. 1339 01:26:28,917 --> 01:26:30,625 [ Phone Ringing ] 1340 01:26:31,542 --> 01:26:33,291 ICE ON THE EYE, SON. 1341 01:26:38,083 --> 01:26:40,375 [ Woman ] MR. BRANCH, I PUT ALL THE REPORTS ON YOUR DESK. 1342 01:26:44,750 --> 01:26:46,083 [ Door Opens ] 1343 01:26:50,000 --> 01:26:52,708 [ Rusty, Crying ] MOM. I'M SORRY, MOM. I'M SORRY. 1344 01:26:52,708 --> 01:26:56,583 [ Woman ] OH, IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. 1345 01:26:57,125 --> 01:26:59,333 [ Mr. Branch ] I'M SORRY YOU HAD TO COME IN, MRS. DURITZ. 1346 01:26:59,333 --> 01:27:01,625 WE ALL KNOW YOU HAVEN'T BEEN WELL. 1347 01:27:02,291 --> 01:27:04,125 [ Mrs. Duritz ] PLEASE, 1348 01:27:04,125 --> 01:27:06,458 DON'T PUNISH HIM, MR. BRANCH. 1349 01:27:07,125 --> 01:27:08,792 IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY TODAY. 1350 01:27:17,792 --> 01:27:20,667 MOM, DADDY'S HOME. DADDY ? 1351 01:27:20,667 --> 01:27:22,583 GLORIA. 1352 01:27:22,583 --> 01:27:24,834 WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND ? 1353 01:27:24,834 --> 01:27:27,000 I'M FINE. I'M FINE. 1354 01:27:27,000 --> 01:27:29,792 SHH, SHH, SHH. [ Whispering ] 1355 01:27:30,291 --> 01:27:31,250 YOU STAY THERE ! 1356 01:27:32,834 --> 01:27:35,834 PLEASE DON'T SCARE HIM. HE'S HAD A HARD DAY. 1357 01:27:35,834 --> 01:27:38,500 GLORIA, THE DOCTOR SAID YOU WEREN'T TO LEAVE THE HOUSE. 1358 01:27:51,667 --> 01:27:54,458 WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU ? I'M SORRY. 1359 01:27:54,458 --> 01:27:57,333 HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO YOUR MOTHER ? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, KILL HER FASTER ? 1360 01:27:57,625 --> 01:28:00,166 WHAT ? WE'RE GONNA LOSE HER. 1361 01:28:00,166 --> 01:28:04,458 GOD, AND YOU PULL SOME STUNT LIKE YOU DID TODAY. YOU'RE KILLING HER ! 1362 01:28:04,458 --> 01:28:07,000 I FOUND THE SCREW, DAD. THE SCREW. 1363 01:28:07,542 --> 01:28:10,542 STOP CRYIN'. HERE'S THE SCREW, DAD. 1364 01:28:10,542 --> 01:28:12,834 LOOK ! HERE IT IS. HERE IT IS. I FOUND IT. 1365 01:28:13,708 --> 01:28:16,375 STOP CRYIN'. PLEASE, DAD, LOOK AT THE SCREW. 1366 01:28:16,375 --> 01:28:17,834 HERE IT IS. STOP CRYING. 1367 01:28:19,542 --> 01:28:20,834 STOP. 1368 01:28:22,083 --> 01:28:24,041 YOU GOTTA GROW UP, NOW. 1369 01:28:24,542 --> 01:28:26,000 DO YOU UNDERSTAND ? 1370 01:28:26,375 --> 01:28:29,041 YES, SIR. GROW UP. GROW UP ! 1371 01:28:32,458 --> 01:28:33,708 [ Door Slams ] 1372 01:28:53,792 --> 01:28:55,500 MOM'S DYING. 1373 01:28:58,375 --> 01:29:00,708 I KNOW. SOON ? 1374 01:29:02,583 --> 01:29:03,417 YEAH. 1375 01:29:05,083 --> 01:29:06,792 BEFORE YOUR NEXT BIRTHDAY. 1376 01:29:07,125 --> 01:29:08,708 DID I DO IT ? 1377 01:29:12,083 --> 01:29:13,417 NO. 1378 01:29:14,959 --> 01:29:16,750 NO, YOU DIDN'T DO IT. 1379 01:29:19,834 --> 01:29:21,458 IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. 1380 01:29:22,875 --> 01:29:25,375 DAD WAS JUST SAYING THOSE THINGS BECAUSE HE'S SCARED. 1381 01:29:27,792 --> 01:29:29,458 'CAUSE HE KNOWS THAT HE HAS TO RAISE YOU ALONE... 1382 01:29:29,458 --> 01:29:31,083 AND HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO DO IT. 1383 01:29:34,625 --> 01:29:36,375 I THOUGHT YOU NEVER CRIED. 1384 01:29:40,417 --> 01:29:42,125 NOT SINCE MY EIGHTH BIRTHDAY. 1385 01:29:44,208 --> 01:29:45,750 GUESS I'M STARTING UP AGAIN. 1386 01:29:46,917 --> 01:29:48,125 HOW COME ? 1387 01:29:49,458 --> 01:29:50,125 'CAUSE I JUST FIGURED OUT WHERE I GOT THAT TWITCH FROM. 1388 01:29:51,417 --> 01:29:53,166 SOMEBODY CALL THE "WAAAMBULANCE." 1389 01:29:54,792 --> 01:29:57,458 YEAH. YEAH. 1390 01:29:58,166 --> 01:30:00,000 GONNA NEED 'EM NOW, HUH ? 1391 01:30:05,959 --> 01:30:08,458 COME ON. YOU WANNA GET OUTTA HERE ? 1392 01:30:10,500 --> 01:30:11,458 LET'S GO. 1393 01:30:16,750 --> 01:30:18,458 LET'S GO GET SOMETHING TO EAT. 1394 01:30:18,708 --> 01:30:21,625 OKAY. BUT I'M EATING WHATEVER I WANT. 1395 01:30:23,000 --> 01:30:25,166 [ Plane Flying Overhead ] 1396 01:30:26,959 --> 01:30:29,500 THIS IS DISGUSTING. LET ME HAVE SOME OF YOURS. 1397 01:30:29,500 --> 01:30:30,500 HEY ! HEY ! 1398 01:30:32,834 --> 01:30:35,625 YOU DON'T SEEM ALL THAT MAD. ABOUT WHAT ? 1399 01:30:36,959 --> 01:30:39,333 THAT WE DIDN'T CHANGE ANYTHING. 1400 01:30:39,333 --> 01:30:41,875 LIKE THE FACT THAT WE'RE STILL GONNA HAVE TO FIGHT VINCE KAJINSKI... 1401 01:30:41,875 --> 01:30:43,208 EVERY WEEK ALL THROUGH GRADE SCHOOL ? 1402 01:30:44,458 --> 01:30:47,166 YEAH. AND WE'LL STILL BE UGLY THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL ? 1403 01:30:47,166 --> 01:30:49,000 BUT NOT STUPID. NOT STUPID. 1404 01:30:51,083 --> 01:30:52,875 AND THAT WE SPEND OUR COLLEGE YEARS... 1405 01:30:52,875 --> 01:30:56,000 AS A CHICKLESS, DOGLESS JERK WITH A TWITCH ? 1406 01:30:56,583 --> 01:30:58,792 AND STILL NOT HAVE A FAMILY WHEN WE'RE 40 ? 1407 01:31:01,834 --> 01:31:03,000 YEAH. 1408 01:31:05,125 --> 01:31:06,208 WHAT'S DONE IS DONE. 1409 01:31:07,959 --> 01:31:09,000 YEAH. 1410 01:31:11,750 --> 01:31:15,708 BUT, HEY, THIS IS OUR BIRTHDAY. OKAY ? 1411 01:31:17,458 --> 01:31:19,417 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KID. CHEERS, KID. 1412 01:31:24,208 --> 01:31:25,583 MMM. [ Dog Barking ] 1413 01:31:28,166 --> 01:31:30,333 HELLO, BOY. HOW ARE YOU DOIN' ? 1414 01:31:30,333 --> 01:31:32,750 WHO ARE YOU ? [ Man ] CHESTER, COME ON, BOY. 1415 01:31:32,750 --> 01:31:33,875 [ Whistling ] 1416 01:31:42,000 --> 01:31:46,250 DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE JUST CALLED HIS DOG ? 1417 01:31:46,917 --> 01:31:47,959 CHESTER. 1418 01:32:00,917 --> 01:32:02,750 [ Chester Barking ] [ Rusty ] CAN THAT... 1419 01:32:04,583 --> 01:32:05,708 BE THAT ? 1420 01:32:06,750 --> 01:32:09,959 NO WAY. CAN'T BE. 1421 01:32:40,417 --> 01:32:41,667 YOU LIKE THE OLD PLANE ? 1422 01:32:46,000 --> 01:32:47,000 UH-HUH. 1423 01:32:49,333 --> 01:32:50,792 YEAH. 1424 01:32:52,250 --> 01:32:53,792 YOU DID ALL THIS. 1425 01:32:56,542 --> 01:32:58,500 YOU PUT THAT PLANE ON MY DOORSTEP. 1426 01:32:59,083 --> 01:33:02,625 YEAH. YEAH, I THOUGHT THAT WAS A PARTICULARLY NICE TOUCH. 1427 01:33:04,041 --> 01:33:05,959 YEAH. IT WAS. 1428 01:33:07,041 --> 01:33:08,667 I BET YOU GOT A LOT OF QUESTIONS. 1429 01:33:12,041 --> 01:33:14,708 YEAH. WELL, I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 1430 01:33:14,708 --> 01:33:16,708 YOU'VE GOT 30 YEARS TO FIGURE 'EM OUT. 1431 01:33:18,125 --> 01:33:20,000 RIGHT NOW I GOTTA GO. 1432 01:33:20,000 --> 01:33:22,667 FAMILY'S WAITING. [ Chester Barking ] 1433 01:33:45,208 --> 01:33:47,333 IT WAS ESPECIALLY NICE SEEING YOU AGAIN. 1434 01:33:50,375 --> 01:33:52,875 I'LL SEE YOU. YEAH. 1435 01:33:56,041 --> 01:33:57,208 BYE. 1436 01:34:03,166 --> 01:34:04,375 HOLY SMOKES. 1437 01:34:20,959 --> 01:34:22,041 WE DID IT. 1438 01:34:30,166 --> 01:34:32,834 HOLY SMOKES ! 1439 01:34:33,250 --> 01:34:35,125 WE DID IT ! WE DID IT ! 1440 01:34:35,125 --> 01:34:37,333 YEAH-HO-HO ! 1441 01:34:37,333 --> 01:34:40,250 [ Rusty ] I'M OKAY ! WE'RE OKAY ! WE'RE OKAY ! 1442 01:34:40,250 --> 01:34:42,959 WE OKAAAAAY ! 1443 01:34:42,959 --> 01:34:44,583 YOU'RE A PILOT. YOU'RE A PILOT. 1444 01:34:44,583 --> 01:34:46,125 YOU'RE A PILOT. NO, YOU'RE A PILOT. 1445 01:34:46,125 --> 01:34:48,208 I'M A PILOT. WE GROW UP TO BE PILOTS ! 1446 01:34:48,458 --> 01:34:51,291 WE GROW UP TO BE PILOTS ! HEY ! 1447 01:34:51,291 --> 01:34:53,083 DID YOU SEE OUR DOG ? WHAT'S HIS NAME ? 1448 01:34:53,083 --> 01:34:54,583 CHESTER. CHESTER, 1449 01:34:54,583 --> 01:34:57,583 THE WORLD'S GREATEST DOG ! THE WORLD'S GREATEST DOG ! 1450 01:34:57,583 --> 01:35:00,208 YES ! HOO-HA, HOO-HA-- [ Chanting ] 1451 01:35:00,917 --> 01:35:03,083 DID YOU SEE OUR FAMILY ? YEAH. 1452 01:35:04,125 --> 01:35:05,250 WILD. 1453 01:35:07,792 --> 01:35:09,792 THAT OLD LADY LOOKED FAMILIAR. 1454 01:35:11,125 --> 01:35:12,417 YEAH. I THOUGHT SO TOO. 1455 01:35:27,291 --> 01:35:29,959 LOOK AT US GO. YEAH. 1456 01:35:30,375 --> 01:35:31,792 LOOK AT US GO. 1457 01:35:37,208 --> 01:35:41,458 I AM NOT A LOSER ! 1458 01:35:56,291 --> 01:35:57,500 LOOK AT US GO. 1459 01:36:02,375 --> 01:36:03,959 KID ? 1460 01:36:17,291 --> 01:36:18,500 BYE, KID. 1461 01:36:25,542 --> 01:36:26,834 THANKS. 1462 01:36:48,083 --> 01:36:49,208 HELLO ? 1463 01:36:51,000 --> 01:36:52,250 I'M HERE. 1464 01:36:54,208 --> 01:36:55,583 RUSS ? 1465 01:36:57,041 --> 01:37:01,125 RUSS ? HI, JANET. I'M BACK HERE. I'LL BE OUT IN A SECOND. 1466 01:37:01,125 --> 01:37:04,333 HEY, A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS. WHY AM I NOT AT THE OFFICE ? 1467 01:37:04,333 --> 01:37:06,375 WHY ARE YOU NOT AT THE OFFICE ? 1468 01:37:06,375 --> 01:37:09,375 AND WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ? DID YOU CALL MY DAD ? 1469 01:37:09,375 --> 01:37:11,500 YES, I TOLD HIM YOU'D BE THERE SUNDAY TO HELP HIM MOVE. 1470 01:37:12,208 --> 01:37:14,542 HE ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK, IF THAT WAS YOUR INTENTION. 1471 01:37:15,250 --> 01:37:16,542 WHAT ABOUT THE PLANE TICKETS TO HAWAII ? 1472 01:37:17,708 --> 01:37:20,041 I BOOKED 'EM. TWO FIRST-CLASS SEATS. YOU LEAVE AT 2:00. 1473 01:37:23,792 --> 01:37:25,291 THANK YOU. GOT A PEN ? 1474 01:37:26,417 --> 01:37:29,959 CHANGE THESE NAMES ON HERE. USE MY CREDIT CARD. 1475 01:37:36,166 --> 01:37:37,458 RUSS ! 1476 01:37:38,667 --> 01:37:40,291 [ Laughing ] I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT. 1477 01:37:40,291 --> 01:37:41,417 ALOHA, JANET. 1478 01:37:42,166 --> 01:37:45,417 I LOVE HAWAII. I LOVE HAWAII ! 1479 01:38:51,667 --> 01:38:53,208 DO YOU WANT TO COME IN ? 1480 01:38:54,458 --> 01:38:56,041 YES. 1481 01:39:01,625 --> 01:39:03,667 ♪YOUR LOVE'S ♪ 1482 01:39:03,667 --> 01:39:06,542 ♪LIFTED ME HIGHER ♪ 1483 01:39:06,542 --> 01:39:10,000 ♪THAN I'VE EVER BEEN LIFTED BEFORE ♪ 1484 01:39:11,208 --> 01:39:13,375 ♪SO KEEP IT UP ♪ 1485 01:39:13,375 --> 01:39:16,208 ♪QUENCH MY DESIRE ♪ 1486 01:39:16,208 --> 01:39:18,500 ♪AND I'LL BE AT YOUR SIDE ♪ 1487 01:39:18,500 --> 01:39:21,041 ♪FOREVERMORE ♪ 1488 01:39:21,041 --> 01:39:23,667 ♪YOU KNOW YOUR LOVE ♪ 1489 01:39:23,667 --> 01:39:26,250 ♪KEEPS ON LIFTING ME ♪ 1490 01:39:26,250 --> 01:39:28,250 ♪HIGHER ♪ 1491 01:39:28,250 --> 01:39:31,083 ♪HIGHER AND HIGHER ♪ 1492 01:39:31,083 --> 01:39:33,542 ♪I SAID, YOUR LOVE ♪ 1493 01:39:33,542 --> 01:39:36,875 ♪KEEPS ON ♪ 1494 01:39:36,875 --> 01:39:41,542 ♪LIFTING ME HIGHER AND HIGHER ♪ 1495 01:39:41,542 --> 01:39:43,500 ♪NOW ONCE ♪ 1496 01:39:43,500 --> 01:39:46,542 ♪I WAS DOWNHEARTED ♪ 1497 01:39:46,542 --> 01:39:51,333 ♪DISAPPOINTMENT WAS MY CLOSEST FRIEND ♪ 1498 01:39:51,333 --> 01:39:53,583 ♪BUT THEN YOU CAME ♪ 1499 01:39:53,583 --> 01:39:56,375 ♪AND HE SOON DEPARTED ♪ 1500 01:39:56,375 --> 01:40:01,208 ♪AND YOU KNOW HE NEVER SHOWED HIS FACE AGAIN ♪ 1501 01:40:01,208 --> 01:40:03,708 ♪THAT'S WHY YOUR LOVE ♪ 1502 01:40:03,708 --> 01:40:06,375 ♪KEEPS ON LIFTING ME ♪ 1503 01:40:06,375 --> 01:40:10,708 ♪HIGHER, HIGHER AND HIGHER ♪ 1504 01:40:10,708 --> 01:40:13,291 ♪I SAID, YOUR LOVE ♪ 1505 01:40:13,291 --> 01:40:17,083 ♪KEEPS ON ♪ 1506 01:40:17,083 --> 01:40:21,458 ♪LIFTING ME HIGHER AND HIGHER ♪ 1507 01:40:21,458 --> 01:40:23,458 ♪ALL RIGHT ♪ 1508 01:40:23,458 --> 01:40:27,125 ♪ 1509 01:40:38,542 --> 01:40:41,667 ♪OOH, OOH ♪ 1510 01:40:41,667 --> 01:40:43,750 ♪I'M SO GLAD ♪ 1511 01:40:43,750 --> 01:40:46,542 ♪I FINALLY FOUND YOU ♪ 1512 01:40:46,542 --> 01:40:51,667 ♪YES, THAT ONE IN A MILLION GIRL ♪ 1513 01:40:51,667 --> 01:40:53,542 ♪AND NOW WITH ♪ 1514 01:40:53,542 --> 01:40:56,667 ♪MY LOVING ARMS AROUND YOU, HONEY ♪ 1515 01:40:56,667 --> 01:40:58,625 ♪I CAN STAND UP ♪ 1516 01:40:58,625 --> 01:41:01,333 ♪AND FACE THE WORLD ♪ 1517 01:41:01,333 --> 01:41:04,166 ♪LET ME TELL YOU YOUR LOVE ♪ 1518 01:41:04,166 --> 01:41:06,625 ♪KEEPS ON LIFTING ME ♪ 1519 01:41:06,625 --> 01:41:08,834 ♪HIGHER ♪ 1520 01:41:08,834 --> 01:41:11,458 ♪HIGHER AND HIGHER ♪ 1521 01:41:11,458 --> 01:41:13,625 ♪I SAID, YOUR LOVE ♪ 1522 01:41:13,625 --> 01:41:16,959 ♪KEEPS ON ♪ 1523 01:41:16,959 --> 01:41:22,625 ♪LIFTING ME HIGHER AND HIGHER ♪ 1524 01:41:22,625 --> 01:41:26,667 ♪LIFTING, LIFTING LIFTING ♪ 1525 01:41:26,667 --> 01:41:28,834 ♪KEEP MY HEART GOING ♪ 1526 01:41:28,834 --> 01:41:31,208 ♪HIGHER AND HIGHER ♪ 1527 01:41:31,208 --> 01:41:34,208 ♪I SAID, KEEP ON LIFTING ♪ 109814