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* OF ALL THE WONDERFUL THINGS
IN LIFE YOU CAN FIND *
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* THEY ALL CAN BE YOURS
WITH THE RIGHT FRAME OF MIND *
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* JUST LOOK, AND YOU'LL FIND
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* THERE ARE NO SECRETS TO HIDE
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* LEAVE YOUR PROBLEMS BEHIND
LEAVE YOUR PROBLEMS BEHIND *
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* NO WORRY, FRIENDS
NO WORRY **
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[ People Murmuring ]
[ Man ]
YUCK !
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EWW !
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SWIM TRUNKS ARE LOADED WITH
DETERGENTS AND OTHER HAZARDOUS
CHEMICALS HARMFUL TO FISH.
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OW !
AAH !
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OH !
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HI, ALLISON.
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SCRUBBED MY JOB
AT THE AQUARIUM.
HEARD YOU GOT FIRED.
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YEAH. THE AQUARIUM'S
TOTALLY CHANGED. DON'T WORRY
ABOUT ME. I'LL BE FINE.
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I GOT A LOT
OF GREAT OFFERS.
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THINGS ARE REALLY
STARTING TO HAPPEN FOR ME.
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I WAS THINKING MAYBE LATER
IF YOU WEREN'T DOING ANY--
NO.
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- I MEAN IF--
UH, WHEN YOU'RE NOT WORKING.
- I DON'T THINK SO.
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OKAY, I GUESS I'LL
JUST TAKE SOME SEA SNAILS
AND BE ON MY WAY.
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NO, NO, A LITTLE LOWER.
THE ONES ON THE BOTTOM.
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UH,
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HAVE A GOOD NIPPLE.
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[ Tires Screeching ]
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[ Laughing ]
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* COLOR ME
YOUR COLOR, BABY *
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* COLOR ME YOUR CAR
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* COLOR ME
YOUR COLOR, DARLING *
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* I KNOW WHO YOU ARE
[ Both Laughing ]
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** [ Continues, Indistinct ]
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AH, YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL
SKIN, BABY, HUH ?
[ Laughing ]
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GET SOME OLIVE OIL,
RUB IT ALL OVER YOU.
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WE'LL HAVE
A GOOD TIME, HUH ?
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[ Woman ]
OH, YEAH.
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[ Door Slams ]
[ Man ]
LET'S GET HIM OUT OF THERE.
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[ Man, Woman Moaning
Passionately, Faint ]
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[ Woman ]
OHH ! OH, ANTOINE !
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YEAH !
[ Continues Moaning ]
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[ Moaning Pace Quickens ]
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[ Antoine ] OH ! OH ! OH !
OH ! OH ! OH !
[ Woman Shrieking ]
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[ Moaning Ceases ]
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TRY TO KEEP YOUR
GOLDFISH IN THIS BOWL.
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IF YOU LIKE, I COULD
STICK AROUND FOR AWHILE.
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EVERY KID NEEDS A FATHER.
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WHAT THE HELL ?
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- [ Roars ]
- [ Gasps ]
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WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING ?
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THERE'S A MONGREL KOI IN THERE.
IT'S THE MOST DANGEROUS
OF ALL GOLDFISH.
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- DO YOU HAVE ANY ICE ?
- HEY.
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SHOES OFF, HUH ?
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RESPECT THE 18th CENTURY
PERSIAN CARPET.
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WHOA !
WHAT ARE THOSE ?
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MEDIEVAL WEAPONS.
I'M A COLLECTOR.
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THEY'RE WORTH TWICE AS MUCH
IF THEY'VE KILLED SOMEBODY.
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I COLLECT
CANADIAN QUARTERS.
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I GOT ABOUT SIX OF 'EM.
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WOULD YOU LIKE
ANYTHING TO DRINK ?
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I WOULDN'T MIND
A GLASS OF--
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WHOA.
WHAT IS THAT ?
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IS THAT A CUSTOM
LIVING COLOR ANTI-GLARE,
RETRACTABLE-TOP TANK ?
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I'M NOT SURE.
IT IS !
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THEY ASSEMBLE EACH ONE
OF THESE BY HAND.
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WHOA ! CHINESE
TAILBAR LIONFISH.
HE'S A BEAUT !
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THAT'S AN $800 FISH !
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- TRY A GRAND.
- THEN YOU OVERPAID.
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HEY, FISHY, FISHY,
FISHY, FISHY.
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HEY, FISHY, FISHY, FISHY.
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HEY. AN AUSTRALIAN
RAINBOW FISH.
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YOU'RE NOT GONNA
WANT TO PUT HIM IN THERE--
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- OH, GOD !
- WOMEN LOVE IT.
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THEY FIND IT EROTIC
WHEN THEY EAT EACH OTHER.
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EXCUSE ME
FOR A SECOND, HUH ?
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MUST MAKE PEE-PEE.
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[ Urinating ]
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[ Phone Rings ]
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[ Answering Machine Beeps ]
[ Woman ]
ANTOINE, HI. IT'S REGINA.
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I'M FLYING IN
FROM LUXEMBOURG TOMORROW.
I WANT YOU TO BE MY DRIVER.
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SWISS AIR, FLIGHT 12.
IS IT STILL 3,500 ?
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SEE YOU. CIAO.
[ Answering Machine Beeps ]
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I FINALLY FIGURED OUT
HOW YOU PICK UP
ALL THESE GORGEOUS WOMEN.
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HOW'S THAT ?
YOU'RE A LIMO DRIVER.
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SOMETIMES I AM.
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SO YOU JUST DRIVE THEM BACK
HERE AND HAVE SEX WITH THEM ?
IF THEY PAY ME ENOUGH, YES.
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WHAT KIND OF LIMO SERVICE
IS THAT ?
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SHOULDN'T YOU BE TAKING THEM
TO FANCY RESTAURANTS
OR THE THEATER ?
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- I'M A GIGOLO.
- A GIGO-WHO ?
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WOMEN PAY ME
TO GIVE THEM PLEASURE.
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- HOW DID YOU GET THAT JOB ?
- I JUST KIND OF FELL INTO IT.
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I'M GONNA KILL
MY GUIDANCE COUNSELOR.
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** [ Latin Dance ]
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HEY ! HEY ! HEY !
[ Chattering ]
[ Dog Barking ]
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DOWN !
BAD DOG !
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HEY, GUYS.
DID YOU MISS ME ?
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WELL, THERE'S BEEN
A SLIGHT DELAY IN OUR
MOVE-TO-THE-BEACH PLAN.
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BUT DON'T WORRY.
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ITS'S GONNA HAPPEN.
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[ Antoine ]
HEY, FISH GUY !
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I THINK THERE'S
SOMETHING WRONG
WITH MY, UH, UH, BIG FISH.
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pH IS OFF. THE NITRATES
ARE AT A DANGEROUS LEVEL.
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00:09:17,281 --> 00:09:21,890
- I CAN NEUTRALIZE IT.
- OH, FISHY, FISHY, FISHY.
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00:09:21,923 --> 00:09:25,163
THEY DON'T LIKE THAT.
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00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:30,473
- I THINK OUR LITTLE FRIEND
HAS MALAWI BLOAT.
- WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ?
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- IT'S A GILL DISORDER.
- IS IT BAD ?
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- COULD BE FATAL.
- BUT IS HE GONNA MAKE IT ?
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HE'S IN SHOCK. I GAVE HIM
SOME FREEZE-DRIED WATER FLEAS,
BUT HE'S GOTTA WANT TO LIVE.
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THE NEXT FORTY-EIGHT
HOURS ARE CRITICAL.
FORTY-EIGHT HOURS ?
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BUT I GOT TO GO
TO SWITZERLAND FOR BUSINESS.
I'LL BE GONE FOR THREE WEEKS.
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WELL, CANCEL IT.
YOU GOT A SICK FISH
HERE, PAL.
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HEY, HEY,
WHAT ABOUT YOU, HUH ?
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SOUNDS GOOD,
BUT I CAN'T AFFORD
TO GO TO EUROPE RIGHT NOW.
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MY PASSPORT EXPIRED--
NO, NO, I MEAN YOU CAN STAY
HERE AND LOOK AFTER MY FISH.
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00:10:00,768 --> 00:10:02,872
I'VE GOT
A FULL BAR, HUH ?
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00:10:02,905 --> 00:10:05,009
DIGITAL TELEVISION.
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00:10:05,042 --> 00:10:07,682
YOU'RE ON THE BEACH.
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00:10:07,715 --> 00:10:09,919
I DON'T KNOW.
I--
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00:10:15,898 --> 00:10:19,237
I WOULD BE HONORED
TO CARE FOR YOUR FISH.
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JUST REMEMBER,
DON'T USE MY CAR
AND DON'T ANSWER MY PHONE.
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NO CAR, NO PHONE.
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00:10:41,582 --> 00:10:43,687
SO I GUESS THROWING
A BIG BEACH PARTY'S
OUT OF THE QUESTION.
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THIS IS A 14th CENTURY
HUNGARIAN CROSSBOW.
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00:10:50,834 --> 00:10:53,674
IT HAS KILLED A KING...
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AND CHANGED
THE HISTORY OF EUROPE.
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00:10:56,011 --> 00:11:00,553
YOU MESS UP ANYTHING
IN MY APARTMENT,
I'LL SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS.
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HAVE A GOOD TRIP.
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* COME ON, COME ON
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WOMEN PAY ME
TO GIVE THEM PLEASURE.
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[ Screams ]
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00:11:28,910 --> 00:11:31,682
* COME ON, COME ON
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00:11:31,716 --> 00:11:34,187
* AND TELL ME
WHAT YOU'RE SAYIN' *
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* COME ON, COME ON
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* GET A WHIFF
OF WHAT I'M WEARING *
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* COME ON, COME ON
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* COME ON, COME ON
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* AND STOP *
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[ Man ]
I'M ON THE BEACH.
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00:11:49,919 --> 00:11:52,925
I MEAN, I OPEN UP MY WINDOW,
I GOT SAND BLOWIN' IN MY FACE.
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IT'S THAT CRAZY. I'D LOVE
TO SHOW IT TO YOU SOMETIME.
NO.
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YOU REALLY OWE IT
TO YOURSELF TO SEE--
NO.
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HEY ! TRY TO GET LAID
ON YOUR OWN TIME, PAL.
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00:12:01,642 --> 00:12:04,481
[ Customers Complaining ]
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00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:06,685
I GUESS I'LL JUST TAKE
SOME SEA SNAILS.
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00:12:09,257 --> 00:12:11,796
YOU BETTER GET ME SOME
FROM THE COLDER TANK.
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[ Clicks, Whirrs ]
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[ Man Calling Race ]
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[ Clicks, Whirrs ]
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** [ "Strangers In The Night" ]
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[ Moaning, Sighing ]
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- [ Woman ]
OH, YES ! OH !
- [ Doorbell Rings ]
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00:13:04,234 --> 00:13:08,208
[ Man On TV ]
I'VE BEEN BAD.
I'VE BEEN REALLY BAD.
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[ Hand Swatting ]
[ Moaning Continues ]
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00:13:10,246 --> 00:13:13,352
- [ Clicking Frantically ]
- [ Man ]
BUT IT WAS WORTH IT.
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00:13:15,723 --> 00:13:18,262
HI. WOULD YOU LIKE
TO BUY SOME GIRLS
OF AMERICA COOKIES ?
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00:13:18,295 --> 00:13:21,970
[ Man On TV ]
DON'T HIT ME WITH THAT.
COULD YOU COME BACK LATER ?
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00:13:22,003 --> 00:13:25,710
[ Swat ]
EEW. WHAT ARE [ Man ]
YOU WATCHING ? OHH !
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00:13:25,743 --> 00:13:27,982
- [ Moaning ]
- YOU'RE GROSS !
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00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:31,121
YOU'RE A SICK MAN,
AND I'M GONNA TELL !
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[ Man On TV ]
HIT ME WITH IT AGAIN.
HOW MUCH ?
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[ Groaning ]
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GREAT.
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00:14:10,032 --> 00:14:12,203
[ Electricity
Crackling ]
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[ Gasping ]
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Grunting, Panting ]
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[ Phone Ringing ]
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00:14:47,573 --> 00:14:49,946
[ On Answering Machine ]
HEY, DEUCE, IT'S ANTOINE.
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00:14:49,979 --> 00:14:53,052
I JUST REALIZED
I DON'T KNOW YOU THAT WELL.
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00:14:53,085 --> 00:14:55,089
TO BE HONEST,
IT'S FREAKING ME OUT
A LITTLE.
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00:14:55,122 --> 00:14:57,928
YOU JUST MAKE SURE
YOU KEEP MY APARTMENT CLEAN
OR YOU WILL DIE.
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00:14:57,962 --> 00:14:59,932
BYE-BYE.
[ Answering Machine Beeps ]
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00:15:05,944 --> 00:15:08,482
OH ! OH !
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00:15:32,663 --> 00:15:34,600
AAH !
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00:15:57,313 --> 00:16:01,588
SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS ?
I KNOW.
IT SUCKS.
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00:16:01,621 --> 00:16:05,296
NEIL, WHERE AM I GOING
TO GET $6,000 IN THREE WEEKS ?
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00:16:05,329 --> 00:16:09,070
I DON'T KNOW YOUR BUDGET.
YOU MAY NOT WANT TO...
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00:16:09,104 --> 00:16:11,941
BLOW YOUR WHOLE WAD
ON THIS TANK.
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00:16:13,278 --> 00:16:15,482
I WOULD.
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00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:18,388
CAN I PAY
IN INSTALLMENTS ?
NO.
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00:16:18,422 --> 00:16:22,163
I'M UP TO MY BICEP IN IT,
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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00:16:22,196 --> 00:16:26,238
I'M NOT TRYING
TO FLIP YOU OVER
AND DO YOU DRY HERE.
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00:16:26,271 --> 00:16:29,144
LOOK, SQUAT ON IT
FOR A NIGHT...
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00:16:29,177 --> 00:16:31,114
AND LET ME KNOW.
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00:16:53,258 --> 00:16:55,329
[ Ringing ]
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WHAT ? HELLO ?
[ Woman ]
HI.
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00:17:00,539 --> 00:17:03,145
I'VE BEEN STARING
AT YOUR NUMBER FOR HOURS.
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00:17:03,178 --> 00:17:05,382
I GOT IT
FROM A FRIEND.
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00:17:05,416 --> 00:17:08,822
UM, I'M NOT REALLY
SUPPOSED TO USE THIS PHONE.
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00:17:08,855 --> 00:17:10,826
WHY DON'T YOU
COME OVER ?
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00:17:10,859 --> 00:17:13,832
MY ADDRESS IS
1235 RADFORD WAY.
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00:17:13,865 --> 00:17:16,571
ACTUALLY, I'VE-I'VE
GOT A LOT OF WORK...
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00:17:16,604 --> 00:17:19,544
TO DO HERE... STILL.
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00:17:19,577 --> 00:17:21,581
I'M NAKED.
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00:17:22,616 --> 00:17:25,289
* CALL ME
ON THE LINE *
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00:17:25,322 --> 00:17:29,397
* CALL ME, CALL ME
ANY, ANYTIME *
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00:17:29,430 --> 00:17:31,868
* CALL ME *
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00:17:31,901 --> 00:17:34,507
** [ Romantic ]
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00:17:37,513 --> 00:17:42,356
NOW, THERE'S MY LITTLE
GERMAN TOURIST.
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00:17:43,525 --> 00:17:46,331
IS THIS IT ?
IS THIS THE WHOLE OUTFIT ?
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00:17:46,364 --> 00:17:48,502
IT'S PERFECT.
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00:17:57,986 --> 00:17:59,890
"GUTEN ABEND,
HERR FRAULEIN.
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00:17:59,924 --> 00:18:04,200
YES.
USE THE MAP.
USE THE MAP.
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00:18:10,579 --> 00:18:14,620
"VOHR EST DER
STATUE OF LIBERTY ?"
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00:18:14,654 --> 00:18:18,228
YOU SHOULD'VE STUCK
WITH THE TOUR, HEINZ.
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00:18:18,262 --> 00:18:20,599
NOW YOU'LL HAVE
TO PAY THE PENALTY.
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00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:25,709
IT'S-IT'S N-NO PROBLEM.
I'LL JUST, UM--
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00:18:25,742 --> 00:18:28,882
LET ME SLIP ON
A FEW OF THESE BABIES.
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00:18:33,023 --> 00:18:35,429
[ Loud Roar ]
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00:18:35,462 --> 00:18:39,002
- WHAT WAS THAT ?
- I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING.
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00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:41,274
NOW COME HERE,
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00:18:41,308 --> 00:18:44,280
YOU NAUGHTY LITTLE
SIGHTSEER.
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00:18:44,314 --> 00:18:46,351
[ Groans ]
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00:18:46,384 --> 00:18:48,888
- [ Roaring ]
- [ Thud ]
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00:18:48,922 --> 00:18:51,628
WAIT A SECOND.
I DEFINITELY HEARD SOMETHING.
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00:18:51,661 --> 00:18:54,567
OH, THAT'S JUST WOLFY.
HE'S BEEN IN THERE A WHILE.
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00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:57,373
NOW YOU CONCENTRATE
AND STAY IN CHARACTER.
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00:18:57,406 --> 00:19:01,012
- [ Roaring ]
- WOLFY, SETTLE DOWN !
215
00:19:01,046 --> 00:19:04,654
NOW YOU JUST FOCUS ON YOUR
LITTLE WIENER SCHNITZEL.
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00:19:06,424 --> 00:19:08,962
[ Snarling ]
I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE.
217
00:19:08,995 --> 00:19:11,300
DON'T WORRY. HE NEVER
GETS ALL THE WAY THROUGH.
218
00:19:12,436 --> 00:19:14,674
MAYBE YOU BETTER GO.
[ Barking ]
219
00:19:17,713 --> 00:19:20,419
WOLFY, YOU'VE GOTTA STOP
DOING THIS TO MOMMY'S FRIENDS.
220
00:19:20,452 --> 00:19:22,990
YES, HE DOES.
YES, HE DOES.
221
00:19:23,023 --> 00:19:25,629
HE'LL BE ALL RIGHT
FOR A WHILE.
HERE, THIS IS FOR YOU.
222
00:19:25,662 --> 00:19:28,066
IT'S ALL I COULD GRAB.
223
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,706
DID I BRING YOU
PLEASURE ?
NOT REALLY.
224
00:19:30,739 --> 00:19:34,112
YOU BETTER HAUL ASS.
[ Wolfy Crashes Against Door,
Whines ]
225
00:19:34,145 --> 00:19:36,718
[ Barking Continues ]
226
00:19:48,675 --> 00:19:50,612
TEN DOLLARS ?
227
00:19:52,916 --> 00:19:54,920
YEAH !
228
00:19:58,795 --> 00:20:01,132
** [ Night Fever ]
229
00:20:03,705 --> 00:20:07,546
** [ Man Rapping Over Lyrics,
Indistinct ]
230
00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:19,135
[ Man ]
A MARTINI
AND TWO OLIVES.
231
00:20:20,506 --> 00:20:22,476
MARTINI.
TWO OLIVES.
232
00:20:22,510 --> 00:20:26,182
ANY LADIES NEED
SOME ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT ?
233
00:20:36,036 --> 00:20:38,040
EIGHT-FIFTY.
234
00:20:41,881 --> 00:20:44,887
- EIGHT DOLLARS ?
- AND FIFTY CENTS.
235
00:20:46,724 --> 00:20:49,263
WELL, HOW MUCH JUST FOR
A PLAIN CRANBERRY JUICE ?
236
00:20:49,296 --> 00:20:52,168
- UH, THREE DOLLARS.
- I'LL GO FOR THAT.
237
00:20:57,646 --> 00:21:00,752
THERE YOU GO.
THAT'S ELEVEN-FIFTY.
238
00:21:01,921 --> 00:21:04,192
UH, NO, NO. PERHAPS
YOU MISUNDERSTOOD ME.
239
00:21:04,225 --> 00:21:07,666
I WISH TO CANCEL
MY ORIGINAL ORDER
OF THE MARTINI AND TWO OLIVES...
240
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:11,674
AND GO FOR JUST THE PLAIN
CRANBERRY JUICE BY ITSELF
FOR THE THREE DOLLARS.
241
00:21:11,708 --> 00:21:14,680
AND I APOLOGIZE
FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE
THIS MAY HAVE CAUSED YOU.
242
00:21:14,714 --> 00:21:16,851
UH, PERHAPS
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
243
00:21:16,884 --> 00:21:21,192
IF YOU DON'T PAY ME NOW,
I'M GONNA TAKE
THIS SWIZZLE STICK...
244
00:21:21,226 --> 00:21:24,299
AND, UH, I'LL BE SHOVIN' THAT
RIGHT UP YOUR PEE HOLE.
245
00:21:26,403 --> 00:21:29,242
SO THAT WAS
ELEVEN-FIFTY, RIGHT ?
RIGHT.
246
00:21:29,275 --> 00:21:31,948
OKAY,
THERE'S TEN...
247
00:21:31,981 --> 00:21:34,887
AND SIX QUARTERS, AND--
248
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:37,826
TELL YOU WHAT.
I'LL GO WORK ON YOUR TIP.
249
00:21:39,262 --> 00:21:42,268
[ Speaking French ]
250
00:21:45,408 --> 00:21:48,381
I COULDN'T HELP
OVERHEARING YOUR SPANISH.
251
00:21:48,414 --> 00:21:52,088
- IT'S FRENCH.
- AH. OUI.
252
00:21:52,121 --> 00:21:55,294
FRENCH. NICE PEOPLE.
MAY I ?
253
00:21:55,328 --> 00:21:57,966
- NO--
- [ Flatulent Sound ]
254
00:21:59,336 --> 00:22:03,076
OOH. [ Chuckles ]
EXCUZES-MOI.
THESE LEATHER SEATS.
255
00:22:03,110 --> 00:22:06,684
WOULD YOU LIKE A MARTINI
OR CRANBERRY JUICE ?
256
00:22:06,718 --> 00:22:09,990
- NO.
- KIND OF CELEBRATING TONIGHT.
257
00:22:12,863 --> 00:22:14,834
POSSIBLE CAREER CHANGE.
258
00:22:14,867 --> 00:22:17,472
MMM.
259
00:22:17,505 --> 00:22:20,010
I'M PRETTY EXCITED
ABOUT IT.
260
00:22:20,044 --> 00:22:22,415
YOU WANNA GET OUT OF HERE ?
261
00:22:26,156 --> 00:22:28,962
OKAY. I'M SORRY.
262
00:22:28,995 --> 00:22:32,034
I MEAN, TOGETHER.
263
00:22:34,774 --> 00:22:36,911
[ Gulps ]
264
00:22:42,522 --> 00:22:44,526
WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE CARPET ?
265
00:22:44,559 --> 00:22:48,868
OH, IT'S ONE OF THOSE
18th CENTURY WET RUGS.
266
00:22:57,284 --> 00:23:00,491
WELL, THAT'S
CERTAINLY APPRECIATED.
267
00:23:01,928 --> 00:23:04,098
HEY, WHOA.
268
00:23:04,132 --> 00:23:06,537
MAYBE WE SHOULD TAKE CARE
OF A LITTLE BUSINESS FIRST.
269
00:23:06,570 --> 00:23:09,543
IF YOU PREFER.
270
00:23:09,576 --> 00:23:13,283
I DON'T HAVE A SET PRICE
OR ANYTHING, BUT I HAVE
BEEN GETTING TEN DOLLARS.
271
00:23:14,854 --> 00:23:17,559
I'M SORRY ?
WELL, THAT'S
MY GOING RATE.
272
00:23:17,592 --> 00:23:20,465
BUT I'M WILLING
TO NEGOTIATE.
273
00:23:20,498 --> 00:23:25,340
[ Chuckles ]
THAT'S FUNNY.
BUT THE PRICE IS 500.
274
00:23:25,374 --> 00:23:28,614
YOU'RE GONNA PAY ME $500 ?
275
00:23:28,647 --> 00:23:33,190
NO, HONEY.
YOU PAY ME.
276
00:23:33,223 --> 00:23:37,198
OH, I GET IT.
THIS IS SOME KIND
OF ROLE REVERSAL.
277
00:23:37,231 --> 00:23:39,202
I'LL PLAY ALONG
WITH THIS.
278
00:23:39,235 --> 00:23:42,341
OKAY, 300, 400, 500.
YOU'RE MY HOOKER.
279
00:23:42,374 --> 00:23:45,147
NO, SERIOUSLY,
WHERE'S MY TEN DOLLARS ?
280
00:23:45,180 --> 00:23:48,621
LOOK, ASSHOLE.
I DIDN'T COME ALL THE WAY
DOWN HERE FOR NOTHING.
281
00:23:48,654 --> 00:23:52,228
NOW GIVE ME MY $500 !
282
00:23:52,261 --> 00:23:55,134
YOU GIVE ME TEN DOLLARS !
283
00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:58,006
FIVE HUNDRED,
NOW !
284
00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:00,010
[ Groaning ]
285
00:24:00,044 --> 00:24:03,350
YOU PAY ME TEN DOLLARS.
286
00:24:04,285 --> 00:24:07,124
NICE.
OOH !
287
00:24:17,980 --> 00:24:19,984
IS THAT ALL YOU GOT ?
288
00:24:34,178 --> 00:24:36,683
TEN DOLLARS.
289
00:24:50,811 --> 00:24:52,649
NO ! PLEASE DON'T !
290
00:24:52,682 --> 00:24:55,655
FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS...
OR THE FISH GETS IT.
291
00:24:55,688 --> 00:24:58,226
LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS.
292
00:25:06,242 --> 00:25:09,215
- WHY DO YOU HAVE
A PICTURE OF ANTOINE ?
- WELL, THIS IS HIS PLACE.
293
00:25:09,248 --> 00:25:12,020
I'M WATCHING HIS FISH
FOR HIM.
294
00:25:16,229 --> 00:25:19,368
PLEASE, DON'T TELL HIM
ABOUT THE SHOES, HUH ?
295
00:25:22,341 --> 00:25:25,380
[ Door Shuts ]
[ Sighs ]
296
00:25:35,300 --> 00:25:38,306
[ Door Slams ]
297
00:25:40,210 --> 00:25:43,316
CAN I HELP YOU ?
OH, MY GOD.
298
00:25:44,318 --> 00:25:46,890
I'M LOOKIN' AT A DEAD MAN.
299
00:25:46,923 --> 00:25:50,464
YOU KNOW, CLAIRE TOLD ME
THAT ANTOINE'S PLACE
WAS MESSED UP,
300
00:25:50,497 --> 00:25:53,303
BUT I HAD NO IDEA.
301
00:25:53,336 --> 00:25:56,376
- CLAIRE ?
- THE HOOKER YOU ASS-PUNCHED.
302
00:25:56,409 --> 00:25:58,747
THAT WAS A MISUNDERSTANDING.
303
00:25:58,781 --> 00:26:03,490
AND I INTEND TO HAVE
EVERYTHING FIXED BY THE TIME
ANTOINE GETS BACK.
304
00:26:03,523 --> 00:26:06,930
I'M JUST-- I'M JUST
A LITTLE STRAPPED
FOR CASH RIGHT NOW.
305
00:26:06,963 --> 00:26:09,903
MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHIN'
WE COULD WORK OUT.
306
00:26:09,936 --> 00:26:12,642
CLAIRE MENTIONED
THAT YOU DABBLE IN HARLOTRY.
307
00:26:12,675 --> 00:26:14,913
- I'M SORRY ?
- YOU A MAN-WHORE.
308
00:26:14,946 --> 00:26:17,652
WELL, I TRIED THAT
FOR A COUPLE HOURS--
SEE THIS RING?
309
00:26:17,685 --> 00:26:19,656
TOPAZ.
THAT'S MY MOTHER'S
BIRTHSTONE.
310
00:26:19,689 --> 00:26:21,660
GOT THAT FROM MAN-WHORIN'.
311
00:26:21,693 --> 00:26:24,365
SEE THIS KEY CHAIN ?
THAT'S RIGHT.
312
00:26:24,398 --> 00:26:27,371
MINI YO-YO.
KNOW WHERE I GOT
THE MONEY FOR THAT ?
313
00:26:27,404 --> 00:26:29,275
- MAN-WHORING ?
- STOCK MARKET.
314
00:26:29,308 --> 00:26:32,281
BUT I GOT THE MONEY
FOR THE STOCK MARKET
FROM MAN-WHORIN'...
315
00:26:32,314 --> 00:26:35,655
AND REPRESENTIN'
MAN-WHORES LIKE YOURSELF.
316
00:26:35,688 --> 00:26:37,959
SO...
YOU'RE A PIMP ?
317
00:26:37,992 --> 00:26:40,998
T.J. DON'T CONSIDER HIMSELF
NO PIMP.
318
00:26:41,031 --> 00:26:43,570
MORE OF A MALE MADAM.
319
00:26:45,274 --> 00:26:47,578
THAT WASN'T
TOO WELL THOUGHT OUT.
320
00:26:47,612 --> 00:26:49,883
[ T.J. ]
LOOK AT THIS PROUD FISH.
321
00:26:49,916 --> 00:26:52,421
IT'S LIKE A COYOTE--
KING OF THE JUNGLE.
322
00:26:52,454 --> 00:26:56,529
IT'S LIKE ANTOINE.
HE DON'T NEED NO PIMP.
323
00:26:56,562 --> 00:26:59,535
THEN LOOK AT THIS
MID-LEVEL FISH HERE.
324
00:26:59,568 --> 00:27:02,574
WORKS HOTELS,
CONVENTIONS,
SENIOR CENTERS.
325
00:27:02,608 --> 00:27:07,017
I REPRESENT
SEVERAL MAN-WHORES AT
THIS LEVEL OF THE GAME.
326
00:27:07,050 --> 00:27:08,921
NOW LOOK AT
THIS LITTLE FELLA,
327
00:27:08,954 --> 00:27:12,895
AT THE BOTTOM,
TRYIN' TO GET BUSY
WITH THE SCUBA MAN.
328
00:27:12,929 --> 00:27:17,037
YOU KNOW,
IF YOU WORK HARD
AND LISTEN TO ME,
329
00:27:17,070 --> 00:27:19,074
THIS COULD BE YOU.
330
00:27:19,107 --> 00:27:21,045
WELL, THANKS,
331
00:27:21,078 --> 00:27:24,385
BUT I ALREADY HAVE
A JOB.
332
00:27:24,418 --> 00:27:26,389
I CLEAN FISH TANKS.
333
00:27:26,422 --> 00:27:29,963
YOU GON' MAKE $150
CLEANIN' FISH TANKS ?
$150 ?
334
00:27:29,996 --> 00:27:32,534
YEAH. FISH AIN'T
GON' PAY FOR ALL THIS.
335
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:37,812
I DON'T KNOW.
336
00:27:37,845 --> 00:27:40,484
YOU KNOW, ANTOINE'S
GOT A BAD TEMPER.
337
00:27:40,517 --> 00:27:41,552
I REMEMBER ONCE
I DROPPED A CIGAR ASH
ON HIS RUG.
338
00:27:43,891 --> 00:27:47,464
HE MADE ME PICK IT UP
WITH MY ANUS.
339
00:27:49,134 --> 00:27:52,541
WELL, MAYBE I COULD DO
A COUPLE JOBS,
340
00:27:52,574 --> 00:27:55,514
JUST TO GET THIS PLACE
FIXED UP.
341
00:28:07,772 --> 00:28:10,143
WE GOT A LOT OF WORK
TO DO.
342
00:28:10,176 --> 00:28:19,061
**
343
00:28:19,094 --> 00:28:21,767
* I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES
344
00:28:23,235 --> 00:28:25,073
* WHERE YOU FROM
345
00:28:25,106 --> 00:28:27,611
* YOU SEXY THING
* SEXY THING, YOU
346
00:28:27,644 --> 00:28:29,615
* I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES
347
00:28:29,648 --> 00:28:31,853
AAAAAH !
348
00:28:31,887 --> 00:28:34,057
* SINCE YOU CAME ALONG
349
00:28:34,091 --> 00:28:35,627
* YOU SEXY THING *
350
00:28:35,660 --> 00:28:38,901
**
351
00:28:38,934 --> 00:28:42,207
**
AAAAAAH !
[ Groans ]
352
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:55,233
**
353
00:28:55,266 --> 00:28:58,673
**
354
00:28:58,706 --> 00:29:00,677
**
[ Tape Rips ]
YEEEEE-AAAAAH !
355
00:29:00,710 --> 00:29:04,518
[ Scream Continues,
Reverberates ]
356
00:29:04,552 --> 00:29:07,123
YOU A MAN-WHORE NOW.
357
00:29:07,157 --> 00:29:09,294
I'M SO PROUD.
358
00:29:09,327 --> 00:29:11,131
THANKS, T.J.
359
00:29:11,165 --> 00:29:14,137
NOW REMEMBER,
IT'S A BUSINESS.
360
00:29:14,171 --> 00:29:17,177
NEVER, EVER FALL IN LOVE.
361
00:29:24,658 --> 00:29:27,631
[ Car Starts,
Races Away ]
362
00:29:27,664 --> 00:29:30,269
[ Buzzer Lock Sounds ]
363
00:29:40,089 --> 00:29:42,694
[ Low, Masculine Voice ]
I'M UPSTAIRS !
364
00:30:00,129 --> 00:30:02,634
OKAY, DEUCE,
365
00:30:02,668 --> 00:30:04,672
DON'T FALL IN LOVE.
366
00:30:16,428 --> 00:30:18,032
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKIN'.
367
00:30:19,869 --> 00:30:24,144
YOU'RE THINKIN' THOSE ARE
THE BIGGEST BOOBIES
YOU'VE EVER SEEN.
368
00:30:24,177 --> 00:30:26,148
CAN I PLEASE
USE YOUR PHONE ?
369
00:30:26,181 --> 00:30:28,152
I'M NOT YOUR AVERAGE WOMAN.
370
00:30:28,185 --> 00:30:30,156
I LIKE SEX,
371
00:30:30,189 --> 00:30:33,395
AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO ADM--
[ Wet Coughing ]
372
00:30:36,068 --> 00:30:38,339
EXCUSE ME.
I JUST HAD PUDDING AN HOUR AGO.
373
00:30:38,372 --> 00:30:43,049
- DEAR GOD.
- YOU EVER PARKED YOUR BICYCLE
IN AN AIRPLANE HANGAR ?
374
00:30:43,082 --> 00:30:48,459
- I'M SORRY ?
- YOU EVER THROWN A TOOTHPICK
INTO A VOLCANO ?
375
00:30:48,492 --> 00:30:51,365
- WHAT ?
- OH, NOTHING.
376
00:30:51,398 --> 00:30:54,171
JUST MAKING IDLE CHITCHAT.
377
00:30:54,204 --> 00:30:57,443
- ARE YOU COMFORTABLE ?
- ACTUALLY, NO.
378
00:30:57,477 --> 00:31:00,750
OOH, I'M SWEATIN'.
379
00:31:00,784 --> 00:31:02,788
YOU'RE GETTIN' ME ALL HOT.
380
00:31:03,924 --> 00:31:05,526
YOU DON'T LIKE MY HAIR,
DO YOU ?
381
00:31:05,559 --> 00:31:08,499
- I THINK
THERE'S BEEN A MISTAKE.
- DID YOU SAY STEAK ?
382
00:31:08,532 --> 00:31:11,405
- NO, MISTAKE.
- OH, SEE, NOW YOU GOT ME
ALL EXCITED.
383
00:31:11,438 --> 00:31:13,409
LOOK, I'M GAY.
384
00:31:13,442 --> 00:31:15,847
WELL, HOW GAY ARE YOU ?
385
00:31:15,881 --> 00:31:19,121
VERY, VERY GAY.
YOU MUST HAVE DIALED
THE VERY GAY ESCORT SERVICE.
386
00:31:19,154 --> 00:31:21,125
OH, SHIT.
387
00:31:21,158 --> 00:31:25,399
SEE, SOMETIMES
MY FINGERS SWELL UP AND I CAN'T
CLEANLY HIT THE NUMBERS.
388
00:31:25,433 --> 00:31:29,274
- THEY SHOULD MAKE A PHONE
FOR FULL-FIGURED GIRLS.
- THEY SHOULD.
389
00:31:29,307 --> 00:31:32,982
SO, WHAT DO WE DO ?
390
00:31:36,455 --> 00:31:40,563
[ Woman ]
OH, YEAH.
OH, YEAH !
391
00:31:40,596 --> 00:31:44,004
CAKES AND PIES.
CAKES AND PIES.
[ Giggling ]
392
00:31:44,037 --> 00:31:47,010
OKAY, WHICH PIE
HAS THE MOST SUGAR ?
393
00:31:47,043 --> 00:31:49,447
PEACH COBBLER.
[ Sighs ]
YOU WIN AGAIN.
394
00:31:49,481 --> 00:31:51,618
THAT'S FOUR GAMES
TO ONE.
395
00:31:51,651 --> 00:31:54,491
WELL, FAST FOOD TRIVIA
IS MY GAME, HONEY.
396
00:31:57,230 --> 00:32:01,171
I MUST TELL YOU,
NOBODY HAS EVER PLEASURED
JABBA THE SLUT.
397
00:32:01,205 --> 00:32:05,579
DEUCEY, YOU HAVE A WAY
OF SATISFYING A WOMAN THAT
WOULD SICKEN A NORMAL MAN.
398
00:32:05,613 --> 00:32:07,650
I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE.
399
00:32:07,683 --> 00:32:10,223
YOU MUST HAVE
A MAGICAL "MAN-GINA."
400
00:32:10,256 --> 00:32:12,327
HUH ?
"MAN-GINA."
401
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:17,403
IT'S A PROFESSIONAL TERM
WE MAN-WHORES USE TO
DESCRIBE OUR... HE-PUSSY.
402
00:32:17,437 --> 00:32:19,607
I'M NOT ONE
OF YOUR MAN-WHORES.
403
00:32:19,641 --> 00:32:21,211
OKAY ? I QUIT.
404
00:32:21,245 --> 00:32:23,649
YOU UNGRATEFUL HE-BITCH.
405
00:32:23,682 --> 00:32:27,090
HOW 'BOUT I GET ANTOINE
ON THE PHONE IN SWITZERLAND
AND TELL HIM...
406
00:32:27,123 --> 00:32:29,094
HOW YOU REDECORATED
HIS POON PALACE.
407
00:32:29,127 --> 00:32:32,700
I'M NOT
AN UNGRATEFUL HE-BITCH.
408
00:32:32,733 --> 00:32:35,039
JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE
TO THINK HERE.
409
00:32:48,332 --> 00:32:50,336
[ Urinal Flushes ]
410
00:33:00,623 --> 00:33:02,760
THANKS.
411
00:33:02,793 --> 00:33:05,599
HOW'S IT GOING ?
PRETTY GOOD.
412
00:33:05,633 --> 00:33:08,739
HEY, DAD, LET ME
ASK YOU A QUESTION.
AND WHAT'S THAT, SON ?
413
00:33:08,772 --> 00:33:12,313
DO YOU THINK IT'S WRONG
FOR A MAN TO ACCEPT MONEY
FROM A WOMAN...
414
00:33:12,347 --> 00:33:14,751
TO, YOU KNOW,
SHOW HER A GOOD TIME ?
415
00:33:14,784 --> 00:33:17,123
I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THAT
THIS MORNING.
416
00:33:17,157 --> 00:33:21,131
THE IDEA OF A MAN-WHORE
IS A RELATIVELY NEW IDEA.
417
00:33:23,535 --> 00:33:25,639
COLOGNE ?
NO, THANKS.
418
00:33:25,673 --> 00:33:28,112
[ Loud Fart ]
419
00:33:28,145 --> 00:33:31,485
THESE WOMEN ARE LOOKING FOR
SOMETHING MORE THAN JUST SEX.
THEY WANT ROMANCE.
420
00:33:31,518 --> 00:33:33,689
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?
[ Loud Fart ]
421
00:33:33,722 --> 00:33:38,065
WELL, IT WAS LIKE
WHEN I MET YOUR MOM,
GOD REST HER SOUL.
422
00:33:38,099 --> 00:33:41,138
I DIDN'T HAVE SO MUCH
AS A TOILET TO CLEAN.
423
00:33:41,171 --> 00:33:45,146
STILL, I WASN'T GOING TO PAY HER
A DIME FOR SEX, NO MATTER
WHAT SHE WAS CHARGING.
424
00:33:45,179 --> 00:33:46,815
WHAT ?
[ Loud Fart ]
425
00:33:46,848 --> 00:33:50,256
YOUR MOM COULD'VE HAD
ANY MAN SHE WANTED
IN THAT STRIP CLUB,
426
00:33:50,289 --> 00:33:54,697
AND THIS BEING MY FIRST TIME
IN BANGKOK, I WAS LOOKING
FOR A GOOD TIME MYSELF.
427
00:33:54,731 --> 00:33:57,170
YOU MET MOM WHERE ?
IT'S NOT
IMPORTANT.
[ Loud Fart ]
428
00:33:57,203 --> 00:33:59,707
THE THING IS,
SHE SAW SOMETHING IN ME...
429
00:33:59,741 --> 00:34:02,380
BEYOND THE 200 BAHT--
430
00:34:02,413 --> 00:34:04,351
A MAN WITH AN EYE
FOR ADVENTURE...
431
00:34:04,384 --> 00:34:06,521
WHO WASN'T AFRAID
TO RISK IT ALL.
432
00:34:06,555 --> 00:34:08,559
DAD, ARE YOU SAYING THAT--
433
00:34:08,592 --> 00:34:12,533
[ Grunting,
Shit Splattering
Into Toilet ]
434
00:34:12,567 --> 00:34:15,873
SO WE TOOK ALL HER
ONE-DOLLAR BILLS
OFF THE STAGE,
435
00:34:15,906 --> 00:34:17,877
SAID GOOD-BYE
TO THAT DONKEY...
436
00:34:17,910 --> 00:34:21,885
AND TWO DAYS LATER
WE WERE MAN AND WIFE.
437
00:34:21,918 --> 00:34:24,491
AND WE WERE HAPPILY MARRIED
A LONG TIME.
438
00:34:24,524 --> 00:34:28,765
SO, DO YOU THINK I SHOULD BE
MORE OF A RISK-TAKER ?
439
00:34:28,799 --> 00:34:30,803
[ Toilet Flushing ]
WORKED FOR ME.
440
00:34:30,836 --> 00:34:32,807
THANKS, POPS.
441
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:34,844
[ Toilet
Continues Flushing ]
442
00:34:36,915 --> 00:34:39,521
WELL, SON,
443
00:34:39,554 --> 00:34:42,527
LOOKS LIKE I'VE GOT
SOME WORK TO DO.
444
00:34:47,001 --> 00:34:49,207
YOU GOT YOURSELF
A MAN-WHORE.
445
00:34:49,241 --> 00:34:50,976
HAH !
[ Chuckling ]
446
00:34:51,009 --> 00:34:52,847
MY MAN !
447
00:35:05,406 --> 00:35:08,245
IS-- IS TINA HERE ?
YES.
448
00:35:08,279 --> 00:35:10,849
I'M DEUCE BIGALOW,
YOUR DATE.
449
00:35:10,883 --> 00:35:12,987
I'LL GET MY THINGS.
450
00:35:18,532 --> 00:35:21,036
I LOVE THIS PLACE.
451
00:35:21,069 --> 00:35:23,275
WHERE YOU FROM
AGAIN ?
NORWAY.
452
00:35:23,309 --> 00:35:26,281
[ Man #1 ]
FREAK !
I HEAR
GREAT THINGS ABOUT IT.
453
00:35:26,315 --> 00:35:29,621
[ Man #2 ]
HOLY SHIT, IT'S BIGFOOT !
SO, HOW'D YOU END UP HERE ?
454
00:35:29,654 --> 00:35:32,627
I HAD A PITUITARY GLAND
PROCEDURE AT U.C.L.A.
MEDICAL CENTER...
455
00:35:32,660 --> 00:35:35,599
AND FELL IN LOVE
WITH THE PEOPLE HERE.
456
00:35:35,633 --> 00:35:37,637
[ Man #3 ]
HEY, KEEP IT IN THE CIRCUS !
457
00:35:37,670 --> 00:35:41,611
THIS PLACE HAS GONE
WAY DOWNHILL. WHAT DO YOU
SAY WE GO SOMEWHERE ELSE ?
458
00:35:41,645 --> 00:35:43,615
[ Man #4 ]
THAT'S A HUGE BITCH !
459
00:35:44,951 --> 00:35:47,790
I'M SORRY ABOUT
WHAT THOSE PEOPLE SAID.
460
00:35:47,823 --> 00:35:50,396
YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO GO
ON AL THE RIDES.
461
00:35:50,429 --> 00:35:52,667
[ Cup Slams On Table ]
462
00:35:52,700 --> 00:35:55,071
I HAD A REALLY GREAT TIME,
463
00:35:55,104 --> 00:35:56,941
BUT I SHOULD GO--
[ Groans ]
464
00:35:56,975 --> 00:35:59,079
EASY. EASY !
465
00:35:59,112 --> 00:36:00,683
HEY, EASY !
466
00:36:00,716 --> 00:36:02,953
[ Grunts ]
WAIT ! WAIT !
467
00:36:02,987 --> 00:36:04,991
AAH ! WAIT, WAIT !
468
00:36:05,024 --> 00:36:08,599
I KNOW WHAT WE COULD DO !
I GOT IT !
469
00:36:08,632 --> 00:36:12,840
GIVE ME A SECOND
TO THINK HERE !
WAIT ! WHOA !
470
00:36:12,873 --> 00:36:17,550
[ Tina Moaning ]
OH, YES. OHH !
471
00:36:17,583 --> 00:36:20,021
MMMM. OHH.
472
00:36:20,054 --> 00:36:23,495
[ Moaning Continues ]
473
00:36:26,601 --> 00:36:28,572
OH, GOD !
474
00:36:28,605 --> 00:36:32,580
OH, NO ONE HAS EVER
TOUCHED MY FEET BEFORE.
475
00:36:32,613 --> 00:36:35,017
WOW !
OOOH !
476
00:36:35,051 --> 00:36:37,088
[ Moaning Continues ]
477
00:36:46,608 --> 00:36:48,545
DEUCE BIGALOW ?
478
00:36:48,579 --> 00:36:50,516
DETECTIVE FOWLER,
L.A.P.D.
479
00:36:50,549 --> 00:36:54,457
I WANT TO ASK YOU
A FEW QUESTIONS
ABOUT ANTOINE LACONTE,
480
00:36:54,491 --> 00:36:58,197
KNOWN GIGOLO,
MALE PROSTITUTE.
481
00:36:58,231 --> 00:37:01,237
I'M JUST TAKING CARE
OF HIS FISH.
482
00:37:01,270 --> 00:37:02,940
I'LL BET YOU ARE.
483
00:37:02,973 --> 00:37:04,544
YOU MAKE ME SICK.
484
00:37:04,577 --> 00:37:09,921
YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME
THAT GIGANTIC WOMAN DIDN'T JUST
PAY YOU TO HAVE SEX WITH HER ?
485
00:37:09,954 --> 00:37:12,660
NO !
LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING, MISTER.
486
00:37:12,693 --> 00:37:16,968
I CAN SLEEP AT NIGHT
BECAUSE I MAKE A DECENT,
GOD-FEARING, HONEST LIVING.
487
00:37:17,001 --> 00:37:19,941
I'M SURE YOU DO,
BUT THERE'S NOTHING
I CAN TELL YOU.
488
00:37:19,974 --> 00:37:21,845
OH, I THINK THERE IS.
489
00:37:21,878 --> 00:37:23,815
WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF THIS ?
490
00:37:23,849 --> 00:37:26,855
YOU THINK I CAN GET ANYTHING
FOR IT ? YOU KNOW, MONEY ?
I DON'T KNOW !
491
00:37:26,888 --> 00:37:30,696
YEAH, YOU THINK
I'M A LOSER, DON'T YOU ?
NO, I DON'T.
492
00:37:30,729 --> 00:37:35,137
WELL, MAYBE I AM A LOSER,
BUT I'M A LOSER
WHO CAN BUST YOUR ASS.
493
00:37:35,171 --> 00:37:38,845
YOU TELL ANTOINE
I'M GONNA NAIL HIM.
494
00:37:42,653 --> 00:37:44,189
[ Zipper Zips ]
495
00:37:55,779 --> 00:37:57,750
[ Rings ]
[ Woman ]
HELLO.
496
00:37:57,783 --> 00:38:00,355
IS THIS RUTH ?
YEAH.
I'LL BE RIGHT DOWN--
497
00:38:00,388 --> 00:38:02,927
GODDAMN IT !
498
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:04,997
NICE DAY, HUH ?
YEAH.
499
00:38:05,031 --> 00:38:07,068
SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS !
500
00:38:07,101 --> 00:38:09,239
[ Tires Screeching ]
[ Horn Honking ]
501
00:38:11,945 --> 00:38:14,350
GEEZ, YOU OKAY ?
502
00:38:14,383 --> 00:38:17,221
I'M SORRY.
I HAVE TOURETTE'S SYNDROME.
503
00:38:17,255 --> 00:38:20,896
IT CAUSES ME TO HAVE
THESE UNCONTROLLABLE
OUTBURSTS.
504
00:38:20,929 --> 00:38:23,401
IT'S NOT SO BAD.
YEAH, IT'S OKAY.
505
00:38:23,434 --> 00:38:25,372
I MEAN,
YOU GET USED TO IT.
506
00:38:25,405 --> 00:38:27,943
BALL SWEAT !
ANUS !
507
00:38:27,977 --> 00:38:29,947
ANUS LICKER !
[ Gagging Noise ]
508
00:38:31,016 --> 00:38:33,120
YOU KNOW,
THERE ARE SOME PLACES...
509
00:38:33,153 --> 00:38:35,124
I CAN'T G-G-GO--
510
00:38:35,157 --> 00:38:37,295
NIPPLE BITER !
NAAH-NAAH-NAAH-NAAH-NYIII !
511
00:38:38,832 --> 00:38:41,805
WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT ?
I BARELY NOTICE IT.
512
00:38:41,838 --> 00:38:43,975
[ Giggles ]
SCROTUM !
513
00:38:44,009 --> 00:38:46,313
SPERM !
SPERM FACE !
514
00:38:47,717 --> 00:38:50,154
I JUST CAN'T GO NEAR
PLACES LIKE CHURCHES--
515
00:38:50,187 --> 00:38:51,858
HA HA !
VULVA !
516
00:38:51,891 --> 00:38:55,432
ELEMENTARY SCHOOLS--
JIZZ ! JIZZ TRAP !
517
00:38:55,465 --> 00:38:57,436
PRETTY MUCH ANYWHERE.
518
00:38:57,469 --> 00:39:00,041
EHH-- FART !
DILDO !
519
00:39:00,074 --> 00:39:01,276
BIG-- BIG, BIG TITTIES !
520
00:39:02,512 --> 00:39:05,719
SHIT ! SHIT WHORE !
521
00:39:05,753 --> 00:39:10,027
LET'S PUT THE TOP UP.
I'LL PUT ON
THE AIR CONDITIONING.
522
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,472
YOU PROBABLY WANT
TO TAKE ME HOME,
DON'T YOU ?
523
00:39:15,505 --> 00:39:17,341
NO.
524
00:39:19,112 --> 00:39:21,083
HEY, I GOT AN IDEA.
525
00:39:22,386 --> 00:39:25,759
** [ Organ: Charge ]
526
00:39:25,793 --> 00:39:28,531
I'M NERVOUS.
THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE HERE.
527
00:39:28,564 --> 00:39:30,535
DON'T WORRY--
CRAP MUNCHER !
528
00:39:30,568 --> 00:39:32,506
[ Man Mutters ]
"CRAP MUNCHER" ?
529
00:39:32,539 --> 00:39:35,077
I KNOW !
HE WAS DEFINITELY SAFE !
530
00:39:35,111 --> 00:39:38,484
WHAT DO YOU THINK
ABOUT THE OTHER TEAM ?
ASSHOLES !
531
00:39:38,518 --> 00:39:41,089
RIGHT.
AND THEIR PITCHER--
532
00:39:41,123 --> 00:39:44,062
I MEAN, STOP STALLING
AND THROW IT ALREADY.
533
00:39:44,095 --> 00:39:46,534
BALL HAIR !
BALL HAIR !
534
00:39:46,567 --> 00:39:48,805
YEAH,
BALL HAIR !
535
00:39:48,839 --> 00:39:51,945
WHAT WE NEED
IS A STRIKE HAIR.
536
00:39:51,978 --> 00:39:54,817
THAT OTHER TEAM
IS A BUNCH OF
HIGH-PRICED BABIES !
537
00:39:54,851 --> 00:39:56,821
- WHORES !
- YEAH !
YOU TELL 'EM, BABY !
538
00:39:56,855 --> 00:40:01,998
[ Crowd Cheering ]
539
00:40:02,031 --> 00:40:04,135
[ Crowd Booing ]
THEY CALLED HIM OUT ?
540
00:40:04,169 --> 00:40:06,941
- SCROTUM LICKER !
- YEAH !
541
00:40:06,975 --> 00:40:09,245
PISS FACE !
PISS FACE !
PISS FACE !
542
00:40:09,279 --> 00:40:14,255
[ All Chanting ]
PISS FACE ! PISS FACE !
PISS FACE ! PISS FACE !
543
00:40:14,289 --> 00:40:17,128
PISS FACE ! PISS FACE !
PISS FACE !
544
00:40:19,232 --> 00:40:23,040
DEUCEY,
YOU THE BEST HE-BITCH
IN MY MAN-STABLE.
545
00:40:23,073 --> 00:40:26,480
IF I HAD TWO MORE
MAN-GINAS LIKE YOU,
I'D BE A MILLIONAIRE.
546
00:40:26,514 --> 00:40:29,052
T.J., I THINK
I'M GONNA GET OUT.
547
00:40:29,085 --> 00:40:30,655
SIT DOWN.
548
00:40:30,688 --> 00:40:35,665
- THIS NEXT DATE IS WHAT
WE MAN-PIMPS CALL A DOOZY.
- WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS ONE ?
549
00:40:35,698 --> 00:40:37,536
NOTHIN'.
HAVE YOU SEEN HER ?
550
00:40:37,569 --> 00:40:40,141
WHAT IS SHE, 80 ?
A HUNCHBACK ?
551
00:40:40,174 --> 00:40:45,151
SHE JUST GOT OUT OF COLLEGE.
HER GIRLFRIENDS PITCHED IN
TO GET HER A LITTLE BEEFCAKE.
552
00:40:45,184 --> 00:40:48,624
SHE THINKS
IT'S A BLIND DATE.
IT'S A GUY, ISN'T IT ?
553
00:40:50,027 --> 00:40:53,568
I DON'T THINK SO,
BUT I HAVE BEEN FOOLED BEFORE.
554
00:41:16,346 --> 00:41:18,317
YOU MUST BE KATE.
555
00:41:18,350 --> 00:41:20,321
EXCUSE ME.
WAITER.
556
00:41:20,354 --> 00:41:24,195
UH, YEAH, SORRY.
WE'RE BUSY TONIGHT.
557
00:41:26,299 --> 00:41:28,203
ALL RIGHT,
NUMBER FOUR ?
YES, THANK YOU.
558
00:41:32,178 --> 00:41:34,650
- I'M KATE.
- ARE YOU SURE ?
559
00:41:34,683 --> 00:41:36,754
I THINK SO.
560
00:41:36,787 --> 00:41:39,359
I'M SORRY.
YOU'RE JUST NOT
WHAT I EXPECTED.
561
00:41:40,394 --> 00:41:43,167
- REALLY.
- NO, NO.
562
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:46,373
I-I MEAN, IN A GOOD WAY.
563
00:41:46,406 --> 00:41:50,314
THEY DIDN'T SAY
YOU WERE SO... PERFECT.
564
00:41:50,347 --> 00:41:52,418
[ Laughs ]
"PERFECT."
565
00:41:53,688 --> 00:41:56,794
SALLY AND MEGAN
DIDN'T TELL ME
A LOT ABOUT YOU.
566
00:41:56,827 --> 00:41:56,860
WHO ?
567
00:41:59,866 --> 00:42:01,837
OH, RIGHT, UH--
568
00:42:01,870 --> 00:42:05,444
WELL, I CLEAN TANKS... ERS.
TANKERS.
569
00:42:06,714 --> 00:42:09,252
I'M SORRY.
I'M STILL KINDA SHOCKED.
570
00:42:09,285 --> 00:42:12,191
I MEAN, YOU'RE--
YOU'RE REALLY NORMAL.
571
00:42:13,227 --> 00:42:15,231
THANK YOU.
572
00:42:15,264 --> 00:42:17,836
MY LAST COUPLE OF DATES
HAVE BEEN HORRIBLE.
573
00:42:17,869 --> 00:42:22,211
- YOU GET FIXED UP
ON A LOT OF BLIND DATES ?
- ONLY RECENTLY.
574
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:26,820
- HOW ABOUT YOU ?
- THIS IS MY FIRST.
575
00:42:26,854 --> 00:42:30,394
- I HOPE THIS PLACE IS OKAY.
- ARE YOU KIDDING ?
IT'S TERRIFIC.
576
00:42:32,766 --> 00:42:34,636
[ Gasps ]
OH, GOD.
577
00:42:34,670 --> 00:42:37,776
- ARE YOU OKAY ?
- IS THIS ONE OF THOSE--
578
00:42:37,809 --> 00:42:40,147
IT'S A SUSHI BAR.
579
00:42:40,181 --> 00:42:42,318
ARE YOU ALLERGIC ?
YOU COULD SAY THAT.
580
00:42:42,351 --> 00:42:45,391
[ Exhales ]
THAT'S A DOG-FACED
PUFFER FISH OVER THERE.
581
00:42:45,424 --> 00:42:49,332
HE'S NOT EVEN FULLY MATURED YET.
HE'S A TEENAGER,
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD !
582
00:42:49,365 --> 00:42:52,171
[ Speaking Japanese ]
583
00:42:52,205 --> 00:42:54,643
CAN I ASK YOU
TO STOP THAT, PLEASE ?
584
00:42:54,676 --> 00:42:56,213
HAI.
585
00:42:59,219 --> 00:43:03,360
I DON'T SEE HOW IT COULD
POSSIBLY BE PLEASURABLE
FOR A WOMAN.
586
00:43:03,393 --> 00:43:06,299
I JUST DON'T THINK
IT'S NATURAL.
587
00:43:06,333 --> 00:43:08,671
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO
GO UP THERE.
588
00:43:08,704 --> 00:43:11,677
TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH,
I DON'T KNOW HOW MEN
DO IT EITHER.
589
00:43:11,710 --> 00:43:14,950
YOU'RE NOT CURIOUS
JUST TO TRY SOMETHING NEW ?
590
00:43:14,983 --> 00:43:17,956
I'M JUST NOT INTO IT.
591
00:43:17,989 --> 00:43:21,563
SO SPACE EXPLORATION
IS DEFINITELY OUT FOR YOU.
DEFINITELY.
592
00:43:21,596 --> 00:43:24,569
I MEAN, MORE POWER
TO ANY WOMAN WHO WANTS
TO BE AN ASTRONAUT.
593
00:43:24,602 --> 00:43:26,573
I JUST WOULDN'T
DO IT.
594
00:43:26,607 --> 00:43:29,579
FRANKLY, I'D RATHER
TAKE IT UP THE BUTT.
595
00:43:33,287 --> 00:43:36,293
SO YOU THINK
THIS IS A GOOD SPOT ?
596
00:43:37,395 --> 00:43:39,399
PERFECT.
597
00:43:41,770 --> 00:43:43,708
LIFE'S FUNNY, HUH ?
MMM.
598
00:43:43,741 --> 00:43:45,645
SOME PRETTY CLOSE CALLS.
599
00:43:47,047 --> 00:43:49,920
WONDER IF HE KNEW
HOW CLOSE HE CAME
TO THE END.
600
00:43:49,953 --> 00:43:52,625
OH, HE KNEW.
601
00:43:52,659 --> 00:43:56,299
I BET HE NEVER THOUGHT
HE'D BE HELD BY
SUCH A LOVELY WOMAN.
602
00:43:56,333 --> 00:43:58,370
DEUCE.
603
00:43:58,403 --> 00:44:02,478
YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME
IN FRONT OF OUR NEW FRIEND.
604
00:44:02,511 --> 00:44:12,631
**
605
00:44:12,666 --> 00:44:15,504
**
THAT WAS A REALLY NICE THING
YOU DID TONIGHT.
606
00:44:15,537 --> 00:44:16,940
**
607
00:44:16,974 --> 00:44:20,113
**
TOO BAD
IT'S A FRESHWATER FISH.
608
00:44:20,146 --> 00:44:22,686
**
[ Laughs ]
I-I'M KIDDING.
609
00:44:22,719 --> 00:44:24,690
**
I'M JUST JOKING.
610
00:44:24,723 --> 00:44:26,526
**
611
00:44:26,559 --> 00:44:28,497
* TAKES SOME TIME
[ Door Unlocks ]
612
00:44:28,530 --> 00:44:31,436
* FOR OUR FEELINGS TO GROW
613
00:44:31,469 --> 00:44:35,143
* OOOH-OOH-OOH-OOH
GOOD NIGHT.
614
00:44:35,176 --> 00:44:37,014
* YOU'RE SO CLOSE NOW
GOOD NIGHT.
615
00:44:37,047 --> 00:44:40,722
* I CAN'T LET YOU GO
616
00:44:40,755 --> 00:44:43,393
* OOOH-OOH-OOH-OOH
617
00:44:43,427 --> 00:44:47,736
* AND I CAN'T LET GO
618
00:44:47,769 --> 00:44:51,810
* WITH YOU I'M NOT SHY
619
00:44:51,844 --> 00:44:54,114
* TO SHOW THE WAY I FEEL
620
00:44:54,148 --> 00:44:56,686
* WITH YOU I MIGHT TRY *
621
00:44:58,222 --> 00:45:00,527
YOU'VE HAD YOURSELF
AN INTERESTING
LITTLE EVENING.
622
00:45:00,561 --> 00:45:04,168
JUST TAKING CARE
OF HIS FISH, HUH ?
SHE LOOKS LIKE A NICE CATCH.
623
00:45:04,201 --> 00:45:07,776
IT WAS A FIRST DATE.
LISTEN UP, MAN-WHORE.
624
00:45:07,809 --> 00:45:09,746
I OUGHTA BUST YOU
RIGHT NOW.
625
00:45:09,780 --> 00:45:13,152
WE JUST HAD SUSHI.
"SUSHI" ? IS THAT
WHAT THEY CALL IT NOWADAYS ?
626
00:45:13,186 --> 00:45:15,925
I'M HIP TO YOUR
MAN-WHORE SLANG.
627
00:45:15,958 --> 00:45:21,235
ALL RIGHT, FINE, WHY DON'T
I JUST GO HAVE A CHAT
WITH YOUR SPICY TUNA ROLL.
628
00:45:21,268 --> 00:45:22,671
NO, DON'T !
629
00:45:23,974 --> 00:45:26,880
ALL RIGHT.
OKAY, DEUCE.
630
00:45:26,914 --> 00:45:28,918
NO PROBLEM, BABY.
RELAX.
631
00:45:28,951 --> 00:45:32,257
MAYBE I'LL EVEN LET THIS ONE
SLIDE FOR SOME INFORMATION.
632
00:45:32,290 --> 00:45:34,830
LIKE ANTOINE'S BLACK BOOK.
633
00:45:34,863 --> 00:45:37,969
YOU KNOW, THE ONE
WITH HIS LIST OF CLIENTS.
I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
634
00:45:38,002 --> 00:45:40,473
OH, YEAH ?
YOU KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT THIS ?
635
00:45:41,275 --> 00:45:43,680
LOOK.
SEE THAT RED SPOT ?
636
00:45:43,713 --> 00:45:47,020
THAT WASN'T THERE
THIS MORNING.
YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS ?
637
00:45:47,054 --> 00:45:50,527
MAYBE IT'S A RASH,
SOMETHING YOU GOT FROM JOGGING.
HOW THE HELL DO I KNOW ?
638
00:45:50,561 --> 00:45:53,600
GET IT AWAY FROM ME.
639
00:45:53,633 --> 00:45:55,604
MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
640
00:45:55,637 --> 00:45:57,876
YOU GOT THREE DAYS,
BIGALOW.
641
00:45:57,909 --> 00:45:59,745
[ Zipper Zips ]
642
00:46:05,858 --> 00:46:09,164
T.J.,
I REALLY LIKE THIS GIRL.
643
00:46:09,198 --> 00:46:13,740
DEUCEY, DON'T BE FALLING
IN LOVE WITH NO SHE-JOHN.
YOU'RE IN IT FOR THE MONEY.
644
00:46:13,774 --> 00:46:17,047
ANTOINE'LL BE BACK SOON.
APARTMENT AIN'T GONNA PAY
TO FIX ITSELF.
645
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:19,051
I KNOW.
646
00:46:19,084 --> 00:46:22,992
- HEY, THERE'S BEEN
THIS DETECTIVE FOLLOWING ME.
- GODDAMN IT, WHITE BOY !
647
00:46:23,026 --> 00:46:26,232
- YOU DIDN'T TELL HIM
NOTHIN' ABOUT ME, DID YA ?
- NO, BUT WHAT SHOULD I DO ?
648
00:46:27,902 --> 00:46:30,908
- ABOUT WHAT ?
- ABOUT THE COP.
649
00:46:30,942 --> 00:46:33,246
WOULD YOU STOP MENTIONING
THE DAMN COPS !
650
00:46:33,279 --> 00:46:36,285
DON'T MAKE ME
HE-BITCH MAN-SLAP YOU.
651
00:46:42,731 --> 00:46:45,070
[ Doorbell Rings ]
652
00:46:47,140 --> 00:46:50,714
HI, I'M DEUCE BIGALOW,
YOUR MAN-WHORE
FOR THIS EVENING.
653
00:46:50,747 --> 00:46:52,886
HI, I'M CAROL--
654
00:46:52,919 --> 00:46:55,892
[ Thud ]
[ Snoring ]
655
00:46:55,925 --> 00:46:58,429
I HAVE NARCOLEPSY.
IT'S A SLEEPING DISORDER.
656
00:46:58,462 --> 00:47:00,300
IT ISN'T
THE WORST THING.
657
00:47:00,333 --> 00:47:03,974
I'M JUST NOT ALLOWED
TO FLY IN A PLANE
OR DRIVE A CAR...
658
00:47:04,008 --> 00:47:05,978
OR WORK IN A GUN RANGE.
659
00:47:06,012 --> 00:47:08,783
- [ Chuckles ]
YEAH.
- [ Giggles ]
660
00:47:15,898 --> 00:47:17,801
[ Snoring ]
661
00:47:26,485 --> 00:47:28,456
THIS IS SUCH A TREAT.
662
00:47:28,489 --> 00:47:32,464
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY SOUP,
BUT THERE'S THE FEAR
OF DROWNING.
663
00:47:32,497 --> 00:47:34,701
[ Snoring ]
664
00:47:42,184 --> 00:47:44,154
I REALLY HAD FUN.
665
00:47:44,188 --> 00:47:47,527
- ARE YOU GONNA BE OKAY ?
- I'LL BE FINE.
666
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:49,531
YOU SURE ?
YEAH.
667
00:47:49,564 --> 00:47:51,803
GOOD NIGHT.
668
00:47:53,139 --> 00:47:56,145
[ Thudding Down Stairs ]
669
00:48:05,096 --> 00:48:14,882
**
670
00:48:14,916 --> 00:48:19,158
* I CAN'T GET ENOUGH
OF YOU, BABY *
671
00:48:19,191 --> 00:48:21,829
* I CAN'T GET ENOUGH
OF YOU, BABY *
672
00:48:21,863 --> 00:48:24,301
* YES, IT'S TRUE
673
00:48:25,603 --> 00:48:28,542
* YES, IT'S TRUE
674
00:48:30,613 --> 00:48:34,121
* WHENEVER WE KISS
I GET TO FEELIN' LIKE THIS *
675
00:48:34,154 --> 00:48:38,129
* I GET TO WISHIN'
THAT THERE WERE TWO OF YOU *
676
00:48:38,162 --> 00:48:40,266
** [ Continues ]
COME ON.
YOU CAN DANCE.
677
00:48:40,300 --> 00:48:44,943
* COME ON, BABY
IT FEELS SO NICE *
678
00:48:44,976 --> 00:48:47,047
* I WANT YOUR ARMS TO
679
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:51,022
* WRAP AROUND ME TWICE
680
00:48:53,994 --> 00:48:58,069
* I CAN'T GET ENOUGH
OF YOU, BABY *
681
00:48:58,102 --> 00:49:01,075
* I CAN'T GET ENOUGH
OF YOU, BABY *
682
00:49:01,108 --> 00:49:02,610
* RIGHT OR WRONG
683
00:49:04,681 --> 00:49:06,652
* HEY, RIGHT OR WRONG
684
00:49:14,134 --> 00:49:17,674
* I CAN'T GET ENOUGH
OF YOU, BABY **
OH, DEUCE.
685
00:49:17,707 --> 00:49:20,580
YOU LOOK GREAT.
THANKS.
686
00:49:20,613 --> 00:49:22,417
I WANT YOU
TO MEET MY ROOMMATE.
687
00:49:22,450 --> 00:49:24,288
WHO'S THERE ?
KATE ?
688
00:49:24,321 --> 00:49:27,694
- I HEAR SOMEONE.
- IT'S JUST ME AND MY FRIEND.
689
00:49:27,727 --> 00:49:30,700
ARE YOU SURE ?
I HEAR THREE PEOPLE.
690
00:49:30,733 --> 00:49:32,570
YOU'RE THE THIRD PERSON.
691
00:49:32,604 --> 00:49:34,608
OH.
OH, OKAY.
692
00:49:34,641 --> 00:49:38,149
[ Whispering ]
SHE'S NEWLY BLIND.
SHE'S STILL GETTING ADJUSTED.
693
00:49:38,182 --> 00:49:41,588
BERGITA,
THIS IS DEUCE.
694
00:49:41,622 --> 00:49:43,994
I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING
WRONG WITH CASSIE.
695
00:49:44,028 --> 00:49:46,465
OH, HONEY.
696
00:49:46,498 --> 00:49:48,336
THIS ISN'T CASSIE.
697
00:49:48,369 --> 00:49:50,340
HERE SHE IS.
698
00:49:50,373 --> 00:49:52,344
[ Meow ]
699
00:49:52,377 --> 00:49:54,614
OH, THERE YOU ARE.
700
00:49:54,648 --> 00:49:57,320
- IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.
- HI.
701
00:49:59,224 --> 00:50:03,732
ONCE YOU TRY IT FOR
THE FIRST TIME, YOU'RE PRETTY
HAPPY WITH THE RESULTS.
702
00:50:03,766 --> 00:50:06,705
I'VE NEVER MET
A HAIR TRANSPLANT
TECHNICIAN BEFORE.
703
00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:18,129
OH, MAN, I FORGOT.
IT'S MY DAD'S BIRTHDAY.
704
00:50:18,162 --> 00:50:20,500
LET'S GO SEE HIM.
HE'S WORKING.
705
00:50:20,533 --> 00:50:22,504
SO ?
WHAT DOES HE DO ?
706
00:50:23,872 --> 00:50:27,680
HE'S IN
THE RESTAURANT INDUSTRY.
707
00:50:29,851 --> 00:50:33,426
KATE, I'D LIKE YOU
TO MEET MY DAD,
BOB BIGALOW.
708
00:50:33,459 --> 00:50:35,830
BOB, KATE.
709
00:50:35,863 --> 00:50:37,800
HI.
710
00:50:37,834 --> 00:50:39,804
SON,
I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU.
711
00:50:39,838 --> 00:50:42,810
SHE IS
A LOVELY YOUNG LADY.
712
00:50:42,844 --> 00:50:45,416
[ Chuckles ]
THANK YOU.
713
00:50:45,450 --> 00:50:48,422
IT'S SO NICE
TO MEET YOU.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
714
00:50:48,456 --> 00:50:51,128
THANK YOU.
WELL, WE SHOULD
PROBABLY BE GOING.
715
00:50:51,162 --> 00:50:53,466
DEUCE.
716
00:50:53,499 --> 00:50:56,438
DAD PROBABLY HAS A LOT
OF PAPERWORK TO DO, AND--
717
00:50:56,472 --> 00:50:59,211
NO, THE PAPER'S
COMPLETELY STOCKED.
718
00:50:59,244 --> 00:51:03,786
I'VE GOT PLENTY OF TIME
TO GET ACQUAINTED WITH THE WOMAN
WHO'S MADE MY BOY SO HAPPY.
719
00:51:03,819 --> 00:51:06,492
WE GOT YOU A CAKE.
720
00:51:06,525 --> 00:51:08,562
DEUCE SAID
IT'S YOUR FAVORITE.
721
00:51:08,596 --> 00:51:12,537
WE HAD TO GO TO
A FILIPINO BAKERY TO GET IT.
YOU DIDN'T.
722
00:51:13,539 --> 00:51:15,510
YOU DID !
723
00:51:15,543 --> 00:51:17,947
RASPBERRY BIBINGKA.
724
00:51:17,980 --> 00:51:19,684
AH, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.
725
00:51:19,718 --> 00:51:22,457
MY WIFE,
GOD REST HER SOUL,
726
00:51:22,490 --> 00:51:24,661
USE TO MAKE THIS
ALL THE TIME.
727
00:51:24,694 --> 00:51:26,632
YOU WOULD'VE LIKED HER.
728
00:51:26,665 --> 00:51:28,669
BANGKOK BETTY.
729
00:51:30,240 --> 00:51:34,214
SHE HAD THE MOST AMAZING MOUTH.
IT PAID FOR OUR HONEYMOON.
730
00:51:35,650 --> 00:51:37,320
WE SHOULD PROBABLY
BE GOING.
731
00:51:37,354 --> 00:51:40,226
DEUCE,
IT'S YOUR DAD'S BIRTHDAY.
732
00:51:42,897 --> 00:51:47,240
HI. BOB, WE HAVE
AN OVERFLOWING TOILET
IN THE LADIES' BATHROOM.
733
00:51:47,274 --> 00:51:50,246
THERE IS SHIT EVERYWHERE.
IT'S A REAL MESS.
734
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:54,254
- YOU THINK YOU COULD
TAKE CARE OF THAT FOR ME ?
- NO WORRIES, VIC. RIGHT ON IT.
735
00:51:54,288 --> 00:51:57,260
I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET
MY SON'S GIRLFRIEND KATE.
KATE, NICE TO MEET YOU.
736
00:51:57,294 --> 00:51:58,996
YOU, TOO.
HI, DEUCE.
737
00:51:59,029 --> 00:52:01,335
SO COULD YOU
GET IN THERE, BOB ?
738
00:52:01,368 --> 00:52:05,576
I GOT A PARTY OF TEN
COMING IN, AND I AM UP TO
MY ANKLES IN HUMAN CRAP.
739
00:52:05,610 --> 00:52:07,880
IT'S A REAL STINKFEST
BACK THERE.
740
00:52:07,914 --> 00:52:09,884
SURE.
741
00:52:09,918 --> 00:52:12,624
LOOKS LIKE I'D BETTER
GET BACK TO WORK.
742
00:52:12,657 --> 00:52:15,296
IT'S A PLEASURE
MEETING YOU, DEAR.
743
00:52:15,330 --> 00:52:18,302
WARMS MY HEART
JUST BEING IN YOUR PRESENCE.
744
00:52:18,336 --> 00:52:21,040
THANK YOU.
745
00:52:21,073 --> 00:52:23,010
SEE YOU, SON.
746
00:52:26,685 --> 00:52:30,660
SEE, MY DAD'S ONE OF THOSE GUYS,
HE LIKES TO BE INVOLVED
IN EVERY FACET OF THE BUSINESS.
747
00:52:30,693 --> 00:52:34,668
IT'S OKAY.
NO PROBLEM TO SMALL OR BIG.
THEY COME TO HIM FOR EVERYTHING.
748
00:52:34,701 --> 00:52:37,674
DEUCE, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
749
00:52:39,109 --> 00:52:42,584
IT'S NOT HIS RESTAURANT.
750
00:52:42,617 --> 00:52:45,656
MY DAD'S NOT EVEN A WAITER.
751
00:52:45,690 --> 00:52:49,062
HE'S THE MEN'S ROOM ATTENDANT.
I'M SORRY.
752
00:52:49,096 --> 00:52:51,668
DON'T BE SILLY.
753
00:52:52,837 --> 00:52:55,141
YOU KNOW
WHAT MY DAD DOES ?
754
00:52:55,175 --> 00:52:57,680
HE'S AN AERONAUTICAL
ENGINEER.
755
00:53:03,526 --> 00:53:06,030
[ Water Sloshing ]
756
00:53:08,869 --> 00:53:10,840
BOB ?
757
00:53:14,448 --> 00:53:16,418
[ Chuckles ]
758
00:53:16,452 --> 00:53:19,156
WANNA BLOW OUT
YOUR CANDLE ?
759
00:53:21,060 --> 00:53:23,632
[ Chuckles ]
760
00:53:29,544 --> 00:53:31,815
MMM, NOW THAT'S
GOOD BIBINGKA.
761
00:53:40,131 --> 00:53:43,104
I HAD A REALLY
NICE TIME TONIGHT.
762
00:53:43,137 --> 00:53:45,843
I FIND THAT
HARD TO BELIEVE.
763
00:53:48,949 --> 00:53:51,822
I'VE NEVER MET
ANYONE LIKE YOU.
764
00:53:51,855 --> 00:53:54,594
GOOD.
765
00:53:55,696 --> 00:53:57,700
I HAVE TO SEE YOU
AGAIN.
766
00:54:00,004 --> 00:54:03,546
WHEN WE GO INSIDE,
TRY TO BE QUIET SO WE
DON'T WAKE UP BRIGITA.
767
00:54:06,317 --> 00:54:09,991
* WITH YOU I'M NOT SHY
768
00:54:10,024 --> 00:54:13,298
* TO SHOW THE WAY I FEEL
769
00:54:13,331 --> 00:54:16,271
* WITH YOU I MIGHT TRY
770
00:54:16,304 --> 00:54:19,678
* MY SECRETS TO REVEAL
771
00:54:19,711 --> 00:54:22,884
* FOR YOU ARE A MAGNET
772
00:54:22,917 --> 00:54:26,992
* AND I AM STEEL
773
00:54:27,025 --> 00:54:28,996
WHY DON'T I GET
THE LIGHT ?
774
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:33,606
HANG ON.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
BE RIGHT BACK.
775
00:54:36,878 --> 00:54:39,049
[ Meows ]
776
00:54:39,082 --> 00:54:41,287
* OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH
777
00:54:43,726 --> 00:54:45,228
YOU ARE GOOD.
778
00:54:55,816 --> 00:54:58,321
HI.
HI.
779
00:55:00,926 --> 00:55:02,864
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT ?
780
00:55:02,897 --> 00:55:05,970
I NEED YOU TO BE
OKAY WITH SOMETHING.
781
00:55:06,003 --> 00:55:08,642
WHAT ? I'M OKAY
WITH EVERYTHING.
782
00:55:08,676 --> 00:55:10,813
DEUCE.
783
00:55:10,846 --> 00:55:13,652
THERE MAY BE THINGS
ABOUT ME THAT YOU DON'T LIKE.
784
00:55:13,686 --> 00:55:16,424
I LIKE EVERYTHING
ABOUT YOU.
785
00:55:16,457 --> 00:55:20,733
I MEAN, PHYSICALLY.
786
00:55:20,766 --> 00:55:24,139
SO YOU'RE TALLER
THAN ME. BIG DEAL.
I'LL GET OVER IT.
787
00:55:24,172 --> 00:55:26,845
IT'S NOT THAT.
788
00:55:26,878 --> 00:55:28,849
WHAT ?
789
00:55:28,882 --> 00:55:32,690
IF YOU WERE TO FIND OUT
SOMETHING ABOUT ME...
790
00:55:32,724 --> 00:55:35,830
AND MY BODY THAT WAS
MAYBE A LITTLE DIFFERENT...
791
00:55:35,863 --> 00:55:38,300
THAN WHAT YOU WERE USED TO,
WOULD THAT BE OKAY ?
792
00:55:38,334 --> 00:55:42,443
THERE COULD BE NOTHING
ON YOUR BODY THAT
I WOULDN'T LIKE.
793
00:55:42,476 --> 00:55:44,748
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT ?
794
00:55:46,250 --> 00:55:50,459
WHAT DO YOU GOT, LIKE,
SIX TOES OR SOMETHING ?
I CAN LIVE WITH THAT.
795
00:55:50,492 --> 00:55:52,897
DEUCE, I HAVE TO TELL YOU,
796
00:55:52,930 --> 00:55:55,435
I HAVE A--
SHH.
797
00:56:19,818 --> 00:56:21,822
[ Giggles ]
798
00:56:27,466 --> 00:56:30,439
[ Gasps ]
OH, MY GOD.
I'M SORRY !
799
00:56:30,472 --> 00:56:34,146
I TRIED TO TELL YOU.
NO, IT'S MY FAULT.
800
00:56:34,179 --> 00:56:37,085
I SHOULDN'T HAVE
PULLED IT SO HARD.
801
00:56:37,118 --> 00:56:39,156
IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE,
I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND.
802
00:56:39,189 --> 00:56:42,062
I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE.
I'M SORRY I HAD
THAT REACTION.
803
00:56:42,095 --> 00:56:44,567
I JUST-- I GOT
A LOT OF THINGS GOING ON
IN MY LIFE RECENTLY,
804
00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:46,838
AND THEY ALL
SORT OF CULMINATED
WHEN YOUR LEG FELL OFF--
805
00:56:46,872 --> 00:56:48,942
CAME OFF--
DISCONNECTED--
806
00:56:48,976 --> 00:56:51,581
- JUST GET OUT !
- OH, MY GOD !
807
00:56:51,614 --> 00:56:53,418
PLEASE LEAVE.
808
00:56:56,056 --> 00:56:59,563
KATE !
I'M SORRY !
809
00:56:59,597 --> 00:57:02,035
[ Sobbing ]
JUST GO HOME.
810
00:57:02,068 --> 00:57:04,339
DON'T I HAVE
A SAY IN THIS ?
811
00:57:04,372 --> 00:57:06,343
HAND ME MY LEG.
812
00:57:06,376 --> 00:57:09,583
THEN WILL YOU COME
OUT AND TALK ?
I DON'T KNOW.
813
00:57:14,259 --> 00:57:16,263
[ Click ]
814
00:57:17,699 --> 00:57:19,637
ARE YOU SURE
YOU WANT TO STAY ?
815
00:57:19,670 --> 00:57:23,611
YES, BUT ONLY IF
YOU COME OUT OF THERE.
816
00:57:24,948 --> 00:57:28,922
I NEED TO KNOW
HOW YOU FEEL
ABOUT ALL THIS.
817
00:57:28,956 --> 00:57:32,062
THE SAME AS I DID
AN HOUR AGO,
818
00:57:32,095 --> 00:57:35,334
WHEN I THOUGHT TO MYSELF,
"I'M THE LUCKIEST GUY
IN THE WORLD...
819
00:57:35,368 --> 00:57:38,040
TO BE WITH HER LEG--
WITH YOU."
820
00:57:44,452 --> 00:57:46,657
[ Squeaking ]
821
00:58:05,529 --> 00:58:08,434
OW-W-W !
822
00:58:09,803 --> 00:58:12,408
IS THIS NORMAL ?
MY FACE IS NUMB.
823
00:58:12,442 --> 00:58:15,481
IT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL
IN HAIR REPLACEMENT SURGERY.
824
00:58:15,515 --> 00:58:18,655
THE LOCAL ANESTHETIC
HAS NUMBED THE MAJOR
NERVES IN YOUR FACE,
825
00:58:18,688 --> 00:58:20,725
JUST LIKE AT THE DENTIST.
826
00:58:20,759 --> 00:58:24,366
[ Pounding ]
OW-W-W-W !
827
00:58:24,399 --> 00:58:29,042
YOU'RE KATE'S BEST FRIENDS,
AND I KNOW YOUR OPINIONS
MEAN A LOT TO HER.
828
00:58:29,076 --> 00:58:32,783
AND... I'D LIKE TO GET
REALLY SERIOUS WITH HER.
829
00:58:32,816 --> 00:58:35,755
- YOU'RE A PROSTITUTE !
- NOT ANYMORE.
830
00:58:35,789 --> 00:58:37,759
AND IT'S "MAN-WHORE."
831
00:58:37,793 --> 00:58:41,701
ANYWAY, I JUST QUIT.
I MEAN, KATE'S THE ONE
FOR ME.
832
00:58:41,734 --> 00:58:44,072
LISTEN, YOU WERE ONLY
SUPPOSED TO GO OUT
WITH HER ONE NIGHT,
833
00:58:44,106 --> 00:58:46,310
SHOW HER A GOOD TIME,
AND THEN GET THE HELL
OUT OF HER LIFE.
834
00:58:46,343 --> 00:58:49,349
- YOU KNOW SHE'S NOT NORMAL.
- SHE'S NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS.
835
00:58:49,382 --> 00:58:52,422
YOU KNOW WHAT HER PROBLEM IS ?
FRIENDS LIKE YOU.
836
00:58:52,455 --> 00:58:54,827
SHE'S PERFECT.
SHE'S KIND,
837
00:58:54,860 --> 00:58:58,434
SHE'S SWEET, SHE'S FUNNY,
AND SHE LIKES ME.
838
00:58:58,467 --> 00:59:00,572
NOW I CAME HERE
TO GIVE YOU YOUR MONEY BACK--
839
00:59:00,605 --> 00:59:04,479
THE MONEY YOU PAID A STRANGER
TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR FRIEND.
840
00:59:06,483 --> 00:59:10,191
HEY ! YOU STAY AWAY
FROM HER, MAN-WHORE !
841
00:59:10,224 --> 00:59:13,731
HIYA, DEUCE.
YOUR THREE DAYS
ARE UP, LOVER BOY.
842
00:59:13,765 --> 00:59:17,305
SO WHERE'S
ANTOINE'S BLACK BOOK ?
I'VE LOOKED EVERYWHERE.
843
00:59:17,338 --> 00:59:20,478
LISTEN, PUNK,
YOU ARE AIDING AND ABETTING
A KNOWN CRIMINAL.
844
00:59:20,511 --> 00:59:22,849
DO THE INITIALS
T AND J MEAN
ANYTHING TO YOU ?
845
00:59:22,883 --> 00:59:25,454
UH, TURKEY JIZZ ?
I DON'T--
846
00:59:25,488 --> 00:59:30,264
YOU BETTER SHOW SOME RESPECT,
OR I'M GONNA RIP THAT PLEASURE-
GIVING TONGUE OUT OF YOUR HEAD !
847
00:59:30,298 --> 00:59:32,302
[ Zipper Unzips ]
ONE MORE THING.
848
00:59:32,335 --> 00:59:35,241
I WAS AT THE PRECINCT,
AND I REALLY HAD
TO USE THE JOHN,
849
00:59:35,274 --> 00:59:37,412
AND IT'S PRETTY FILTHY IN THERE
AND I WAS IN KIND OF A HURRY...
850
00:59:37,445 --> 00:59:40,451
AND I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO USE
ONE OF THOSE, YOU KNOW,
PAPER ASS GASKETS.
851
00:59:40,484 --> 00:59:44,359
I WAS DOIN' MY BUSINESS,
AND SOMETHING SORT OF
SPLASHED UP ON ME, ALL OVER.
852
00:59:44,392 --> 00:59:48,200
WHAT DO YOU DO
IN SITUATIONS LIKE THAT.
YOU THINK I'LL BE ALL RIGHT ?
853
00:59:48,234 --> 00:59:51,573
I THINK
YOU'RE PRETTY SAFE.
I BETTER BE !
854
00:59:56,884 --> 00:59:59,990
** [ Funk ]
[ T.J. ] UGLY IS NOT
A PROBLEM FOR THIS GUY.
855
01:00:00,023 --> 01:00:02,395
MY MAN WOULD STICK HIS DICK
IN A HE-MONKEY.
856
01:00:02,428 --> 01:00:04,432
ALL RIGHT.
I'LL CATCH YOU LATER.
857
01:00:06,270 --> 01:00:08,741
WHAT UP, DEUCEY ?
858
01:00:08,775 --> 01:00:11,413
[ Sighs ]
YOU SHOULD KNOW, THAT COP
WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE.
859
01:00:11,446 --> 01:00:14,419
** [ Off ]
WHAT ABOUT THE COP ?
860
01:00:14,452 --> 01:00:17,592
HE'S BEEN ASKING
QUESTIONS.
GODDAMN WHITE BOY.
861
01:00:17,626 --> 01:00:20,331
ANYWAY, IT DOESN'T MATTER
TO ME ANYMORE.
I'M QUITTING.
862
01:00:20,364 --> 01:00:22,435
WHAT ABOUT
ANTOINE'S APARTMENT ?
863
01:00:22,468 --> 01:00:25,441
I'M GONNA GET
THE REST OF THE MONEY
THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY.
864
01:00:25,474 --> 01:00:27,478
YOU GONNA STEAL IT ?
865
01:00:29,482 --> 01:00:31,486
SEE YA, T.J.
866
01:00:39,068 --> 01:00:41,941
I JUST QUIT !
I'M NEVER DOING IT AGAIN !
867
01:00:41,974 --> 01:00:46,383
YOU LIED TO ME !
LISTEN, PLEASE.
IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
868
01:00:46,416 --> 01:00:48,988
YOU WERE PAID
TO GO OUT WITH ME !
869
01:00:52,094 --> 01:00:55,067
[ Sobbing ]
870
01:00:55,100 --> 01:00:57,405
- YOU WANT BREAKFAST ?
- KATE !
871
01:00:57,438 --> 01:01:02,081
PLEASE GO AWAY !
I DON'T WANT
TO SEE YOU AGAIN !
872
01:01:02,114 --> 01:01:05,621
ME NEITHER.
873
01:01:05,654 --> 01:01:07,658
I'M SORRY.
874
01:01:13,570 --> 01:01:15,574
[ Snarls ]
875
01:01:17,578 --> 01:01:20,985
* I FEEL SAD
WHEN YOU'RE SAD *
876
01:01:21,019 --> 01:01:24,125
* I FEEL GLAD
WHEN YOU'RE GLAD *
877
01:01:24,158 --> 01:01:28,667
* AND IF YOU ONLY KNEW
WHAT I'M GOIN' THROUGH *
878
01:01:28,701 --> 01:01:31,139
* I JUST CAN'T SMILE
879
01:01:31,172 --> 01:01:33,677
* WITHOUT YOU
880
01:01:36,516 --> 01:01:38,721
[ Shattering ]
881
01:01:38,755 --> 01:01:42,495
* YOU CAME ALONG
JUST LIKE A SONG *
882
01:01:42,528 --> 01:01:44,900
* AND BRIGHTENED MY DAY
883
01:01:44,933 --> 01:01:47,939
* WHO'D HAVE BELIEVED
YOU WERE PART OF A DREAM *
884
01:01:47,973 --> 01:01:52,682
* AND NOW IT ALL SEEMS
A LIGHT YEAR AWAY *
885
01:01:52,716 --> 01:01:58,159
* AND YOU KNOW
I CAN'T SMILE WITHOUT YOU *
886
01:01:58,193 --> 01:02:01,533
* I CAN'T SMILE
WITHOUT YOU *
887
01:02:01,566 --> 01:02:05,107
* I CAN'T LAUGH
I CAN'T SING *
888
01:02:05,140 --> 01:02:08,680
* I'M FINDIN' IT HARD
TO DO ANYTHING **
889
01:02:10,785 --> 01:02:13,991
I'M 1,500 SHORT.
ISN'T THERE ANYTHING
ELSE YOU CAN DO ?
890
01:02:14,025 --> 01:02:17,732
LISTEN, I CAME
ALL OVER THE PLACE--
DOWN FROM SIX GRAND.
891
01:02:17,766 --> 01:02:20,237
THIS IS A CUSTOM
HAND JOB.
892
01:02:20,270 --> 01:02:23,243
- LET ME PAY YOU MONTHLY.
- THE LAST TIME I DIDN'T
GET THE MONEY UP FRONT,
893
01:02:23,276 --> 01:02:25,815
I GOT THE BIG STIFFIE.
[ Rings ]
894
01:02:28,286 --> 01:02:31,159
HELLO ?
[ Antoine ] WHAT THE HELL ARE
YOU DOING PICKING UP MY PHONE ?
895
01:02:31,192 --> 01:02:35,869
I FOUND THE CORAL YOU WANTED.
IF YOU ARE DOING ANYTHING I
DISAPPROVE OF, I WILL KILL YOU !
896
01:02:35,902 --> 01:02:39,877
HOLA, SENOR. NO Y TENGO.
NO HABLA ENGLAIS.
[ Antoine Chattering ]
897
01:02:39,910 --> 01:02:42,181
MURDER !
I WILL KILL YOU !
HASTA LUEGO.
898
01:02:43,750 --> 01:02:47,157
[ Rings, Beeps ]
899
01:02:47,191 --> 01:02:49,830
[ On Answering Machine ]
HEY, ANTOINE. IT'S ELAINE.
900
01:02:49,863 --> 01:02:51,801
I REALLY NEED
TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
901
01:02:51,834 --> 01:02:54,205
SAME PRICE, SAME PLACE ?
902
01:02:55,775 --> 01:02:58,647
I'LL HAVE THE MONEY.
903
01:02:58,680 --> 01:03:02,054
HI. UM, THIS ISN'T
ANTOINE,
904
01:03:02,087 --> 01:03:04,291
BUT, UH, MAYBE WE
CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT.
905
01:03:09,368 --> 01:03:11,807
HI.
906
01:03:25,969 --> 01:03:27,839
I'M DEUCE.
907
01:03:45,774 --> 01:03:48,313
STOP.
WHY ?
908
01:03:48,346 --> 01:03:51,854
YOU DON'T WANT
TO HAVE SEX.
YES, I DO.
909
01:03:51,887 --> 01:03:54,058
I THINK WE BOTH DO.
910
01:03:57,364 --> 01:03:59,970
DON'T YOU FIND ME
ATTRACTIVE ?
911
01:04:00,003 --> 01:04:04,045
ARE YOU KIDDING ?
YOU'RE ONE OF THE HOTTEST
WOMEN I'VE EVER SEEN.
912
01:04:04,078 --> 01:04:06,851
EASY, EASY.
913
01:04:06,884 --> 01:04:09,722
I JUST CAN'T DO THIS.
914
01:04:09,756 --> 01:04:11,894
I'M HEAD OVER HEELS
FOR A GIRL,
915
01:04:11,927 --> 01:04:15,000
AND WE'RE GOING THROUGH
A ROUGH TIME, ME BEING
A MAN-WHORE AND ALL.
916
01:04:15,033 --> 01:04:17,939
BUT I KNOW
IT'S GONNA WORK OUT,
BECAUSE I LOVE HER.
917
01:04:19,842 --> 01:04:22,181
WELL, SHE'S A LUCKY GIRL.
918
01:04:23,249 --> 01:04:25,487
AT LEAST EMOTIONALLY.
919
01:04:25,520 --> 01:04:28,493
MY GUY USED
TO BE LIKE THAT.
920
01:04:28,526 --> 01:04:32,903
HEY.
HANG IN THERE.
921
01:04:35,107 --> 01:04:37,979
THINGS HAVE A WAY
OF WORKING OUT.
922
01:04:42,889 --> 01:04:45,760
HEY.
WHERE YOU GOIN' ?
923
01:04:47,564 --> 01:04:50,503
WELL, I THOUGHT WE TALKED
AND YOU UNDERSTOOD.
924
01:04:50,537 --> 01:04:54,511
I UNDERSTAND.
BUT THE FACT IS, I STILL
PAID FOR YOUR SERVICES.
925
01:04:54,545 --> 01:04:57,451
WHAT DID YOU HAVE
IN MIND ?
926
01:04:59,255 --> 01:05:01,459
** [ "Get Down Tonight" ]
927
01:05:07,637 --> 01:05:11,445
* BABY, LET'S GET TOGETHER
928
01:05:11,479 --> 01:05:14,518
* HONEY, HON
ME AND YOU *
929
01:05:15,520 --> 01:05:17,926
* AND DO THE THINGS
AH *
930
01:05:17,959 --> 01:05:20,330
* DO THE THINGS
931
01:05:20,363 --> 01:05:23,870
* THAT WE LIKE TO DO
932
01:05:23,904 --> 01:05:27,044
* OH, DO A LITTLE DANCE
933
01:05:27,077 --> 01:05:30,650
* MAKE A LITTLE LOVE
GET DOWN TONIGHT *
934
01:05:30,683 --> 01:05:33,056
* GET DOWN TONIGHT
935
01:05:33,089 --> 01:05:35,627
* DO A LITTLE DANCE
936
01:05:35,660 --> 01:05:39,902
* MAKE A LITTLE LOVE
GET DOWN TONIGHT *
937
01:05:39,936 --> 01:05:42,976
* GET DOWN TONIGHT, BABY
GET DOWN, GET DOWN *
938
01:05:43,009 --> 01:05:45,180
* GET DOWN, GET DOWN
939
01:05:45,213 --> 01:05:47,251
* GET DOWN TONIGHT, BABY
AAH !
940
01:05:47,284 --> 01:05:50,257
* WOO, WOO, WOO, WOO
WOO, WOO, WOO, WOO, WOO *
941
01:05:50,290 --> 01:05:53,429
* GET DOWN, GET DOWN
GET DOWN, GET DOWN *
942
01:05:53,463 --> 01:05:55,600
* GET DOWN TONIGHT, BABY *
943
01:06:13,069 --> 01:06:17,011
I'M JUST EXHAUSTED.
OH, GOD, YOU WERE AMAZING.
ARE YOU KIDDING ?
944
01:06:18,646 --> 01:06:21,219
[ Elevator Doors Shut ]
945
01:06:21,252 --> 01:06:24,091
I JUST HAD TO SEE
FOR MYSELF.
946
01:06:28,499 --> 01:06:30,703
OOF ! OH !
947
01:06:30,737 --> 01:06:34,478
[ Groaning ]
KATE !
948
01:06:34,511 --> 01:06:38,186
* I'M NOT IN LOVE
949
01:06:38,219 --> 01:06:40,723
* I'M NOT IN LOVE
950
01:06:52,147 --> 01:06:53,783
OHH !
951
01:06:53,816 --> 01:06:56,689
WHAT ?
HOW'S ELAINE ?
952
01:06:56,722 --> 01:06:59,428
YOU KNOW, YOUR WIFE.
953
01:07:01,099 --> 01:07:02,801
BASTARD !
954
01:07:02,834 --> 01:07:04,771
THIS WASN'T ABOUT
SOME BLACK BOOK.
955
01:07:04,805 --> 01:07:07,144
YOUR WIFE WAS A CUSTOMER
OF ANTOINE'S, WASN'T SHE ?
956
01:07:07,177 --> 01:07:10,417
THAT SON OF A BITCH
IS GOIN' DOWN.
AND YOU'RE GONNA JOIN HIM !
957
01:07:12,754 --> 01:07:15,127
HOW'S THAT GONNA FIX
YOUR MARRIAGE ?
958
01:07:18,766 --> 01:07:21,739
LOOK, I LOST SOMEONE
THAT I LOVE TOO.
959
01:07:24,311 --> 01:07:26,715
YOU KNOW WHY
SHE DID THIS ?
960
01:07:26,749 --> 01:07:30,190
YOU WANNA KNOW WHY
SHE WENT OUTSIDE OUR MARRIAGE ?
961
01:07:30,223 --> 01:07:32,294
IT'S BECAUSE
OF MY DICK, MAN.
962
01:07:32,327 --> 01:07:35,400
I MEAN, THAT'S THE REASON.
IT'S MY DICK.
963
01:07:35,433 --> 01:07:37,871
TAKE IT EASY.
964
01:07:37,904 --> 01:07:41,445
YOU'RE SAYING YOUR WIFE
CHEATED ON YOU BECAUSE
YOUR PENIS IS TOO SMALL ?
965
01:07:41,479 --> 01:07:46,322
IT'S NOT TOO SMALL.
IT'S TOO THIN, OKAY ?
MY DICK IS TOO THIN.
966
01:07:46,355 --> 01:07:50,397
I'VE GOT A THIN DICK !
CAN YOU KEEP IT DOWN ?
967
01:07:50,430 --> 01:07:53,169
I'D LIKE TO COME BACK
HERE SOMEDAY.
EVERYBODY KNOWS...
968
01:07:53,203 --> 01:07:55,773
THAT IT'S WIDTH, WIDTH THAT
GIVES SEXUAL GRATIFICATION.
969
01:07:55,807 --> 01:07:58,913
I'VE READ IT.
COSMO, REDBOOK, YOU NAME IT.
970
01:07:58,946 --> 01:08:03,456
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ?
I'VE GOT THE THINNEST PENIS
IN THE WORLD ! HERE.
971
01:08:03,489 --> 01:08:06,629
IT'S LIKE A TWIZZLER.
LOOK !
NO, NO, STOP THAT.
972
01:08:06,662 --> 01:08:10,303
SIT DOWN !
SIT !
973
01:08:10,337 --> 01:08:13,676
IT'S NOT YOUR DICK.
IT'S YOU.
974
01:08:13,709 --> 01:08:15,813
I'M TELLING YOU NOW,
IF YOU PAINTED IT SILVER...
975
01:08:15,847 --> 01:08:18,519
AND TWISTED IT ON THE END,
IT'D LOOK LIKE A KICKSTAND.
976
01:08:19,688 --> 01:08:21,825
IF MAN-WHORING
HAS TAUGHT ME ANYTHING,
977
01:08:21,859 --> 01:08:24,965
IT'S THAT MOST WOMEN
ARE AS UNHAPPY WITH
THEIR ENTIRE BODY...
978
01:08:24,998 --> 01:08:26,869
AS YOU ARE
WITH YOUR SMALL PENIS.
979
01:08:26,902 --> 01:08:29,241
THIN PENIS.
WHATEVER.
980
01:08:30,610 --> 01:08:33,249
WHILE YOU'RE WORRIED
ABOUT YOUR PENIS,
THIN PENIS.
981
01:08:33,283 --> 01:08:35,987
WOMEN ARE WORRIED
ABOUT THEIR HEIGHT,
982
01:08:36,020 --> 01:08:39,026
THEIR WEIGHT,
THEIR GIANT FEET,
983
01:08:39,059 --> 01:08:41,732
THE STREAM OF OBSCENITIES
THAT COULD BURST THROUGH
THEIR MOUTH AT ANY SECOND.
984
01:08:41,765 --> 01:08:45,038
IF YOU MAKE A WOMAN
FEEL GOOD ABOUT HERSELF,
985
01:08:45,071 --> 01:08:47,711
IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU.
986
01:08:50,015 --> 01:08:52,521
EVEN IF IT'S
REALLY, REALLY THIN ?
987
01:08:52,554 --> 01:08:54,758
WE'RE TALKIN'
SPAGHETTI STICK.
988
01:08:57,062 --> 01:08:59,033
TELL YOU WHAT.
989
01:08:59,066 --> 01:09:03,376
EVERY TIME YOU'RE
FEELING SELF-CONSCIOUS
ABOUT YOUR THIN DICK,
990
01:09:03,409 --> 01:09:06,749
SAY SOMETHING NICE TO MAKE
YOUR WOMAN FEEL SEXY.
991
01:09:08,051 --> 01:09:12,025
I MEAN, IS THAT IT ?
I MEAN, IS THAT ALL THERE IS ?
992
01:09:13,696 --> 01:09:16,335
THERE IS
ONE OTHER THING.
993
01:09:16,369 --> 01:09:20,643
* DO A LITTLE DANCE
MAKE A LITTLE LOVE *
994
01:09:20,677 --> 01:09:22,781
* GET DOWN TONIGHT
995
01:09:22,814 --> 01:09:25,118
* GET DOWN TONIGHT
996
01:09:25,151 --> 01:09:29,361
* DO A LITTLE DANCE
MAKE A LITTLE LOVE *
997
01:09:29,395 --> 01:09:32,834
* GET DOWN TONIGHT
GET DOWN TONIGHT **
998
01:09:32,867 --> 01:09:35,373
UH, YES, SIR.
999
01:09:35,407 --> 01:09:39,347
UM, YOU'RE SURE
THERE ISN'T ANYTHING
YOU CAN DO ?
1000
01:09:41,552 --> 01:09:43,523
YES, SIR.
I UNDERSTAND.
1001
01:09:50,903 --> 01:09:55,178
LISTEN.
I REALLY APPRECIATE
YOU HELPING ME.
1002
01:09:55,212 --> 01:09:57,617
I GUESS
I MISJUDGED YOU.
1003
01:09:58,753 --> 01:10:00,757
ANYWAY, I GOT YOU
OFF THE HOOK.
1004
01:10:00,790 --> 01:10:03,161
WHY AM I STILL WORRIED ?
1005
01:10:03,194 --> 01:10:05,600
YOU GOT TO GIVE THEM T.J.
1006
01:10:05,633 --> 01:10:08,606
I CAN'T DO THAT !
YOU GOT NO CHOICE.
1007
01:10:08,639 --> 01:10:10,610
I'VE BEEN WORKIN'
ON THIS CASE
FOR THREE MONTHS.
1008
01:10:10,643 --> 01:10:14,217
BOSS SAYS SOMEBODY'S
GOT TO BE ARRESTED.
BUT T.J.'S MY FRIEND.
1009
01:10:14,250 --> 01:10:17,457
THEY'RE SERIOUS, DEUCE.
1010
01:10:17,491 --> 01:10:20,663
LOOK, I DON'T LIKE IT,
BUT IT'S EITHER YOU OR HIM.
1011
01:10:24,103 --> 01:10:29,648
YOUR HONOR, SEX FOR MONEY
IS MORALLY REPREHENSIBLE.
1012
01:10:29,681 --> 01:10:34,725
MR. BIGALOW HAS COMPOUNDED
THIS CRIME BY REFUSING
TO NAME HIS HE-PIMP.
1013
01:10:34,758 --> 01:10:38,097
THEREFORE, WE ASK FOR
THE MAXIMUM TERM...
1014
01:10:38,131 --> 01:10:41,203
FOR EACH OF THE FIVE COUNTS
OF PROSTITUTION.
1015
01:10:44,277 --> 01:10:49,186
[ Loud Thudding, Rumbling ]
1016
01:10:58,906 --> 01:11:02,581
[ Burps, Sighs ]
1017
01:11:03,583 --> 01:11:05,587
EXCUSE ME.
1018
01:11:19,615 --> 01:11:22,854
WE NEVER HAD SEX.
1019
01:11:22,887 --> 01:11:25,025
WE TALKED ABOUT IT.
1020
01:11:25,058 --> 01:11:27,330
WELL, I TALKED ABOUT IT.
1021
01:11:27,363 --> 01:11:32,072
BUT DEUCE NEVER
TOOK ADVANTAGE OF ME.
HE SHOULD HAVE.
1022
01:11:32,105 --> 01:11:34,109
BUT HE'S MY FRIEND.
1023
01:11:34,143 --> 01:11:39,888
HE MADE ME REALIZE THAT
I WASN'T JUST SOME HOT BABE
WITH HUGE TITS.
1024
01:11:39,921 --> 01:11:42,894
EVEN THOUGH I AM.
1025
01:11:42,927 --> 01:11:46,000
OH, AND HE ALSO
GOT ME WALKIN' AGAIN.
1026
01:11:52,446 --> 01:11:55,118
DEUCE AND I
NEVER HAD SEX.
1027
01:11:55,151 --> 01:11:57,924
IT WAS PHYSICALLY
IMPOSSIBLE.
[ Man #1 ] FREAK !
1028
01:11:59,159 --> 01:12:01,431
IT'S TRUE I PAID HIM MONEY
TO BE WITH HIM,
1029
01:12:01,464 --> 01:12:06,140
AND I'D DO IT AGAIN BECAUSE
HE MADE ME FEEL GOOD
ABOUT MYSELF.
1030
01:12:06,173 --> 01:12:08,779
BEHEMOTH.
[ Coughs ]
1031
01:12:10,015 --> 01:12:13,321
AND NO ONE EVER
TOUCHED MY FEET BEFORE.
1032
01:12:13,355 --> 01:12:16,293
[ Man #2 ]
THAT'S A HUGE BITCH !
1033
01:12:16,327 --> 01:12:20,436
DEUCE TAUGHT ME
TO BE COMFORTABLE
WITH WHO I AM.
1034
01:12:20,469 --> 01:12:22,406
THANK YOU, DEUCE.
1035
01:12:22,440 --> 01:12:24,878
Y-- ASSHOLE !
1036
01:12:27,082 --> 01:12:30,188
THESE ARE VERY SERIOUS
CHARGES, MR. BIGALOW.
1037
01:12:30,221 --> 01:12:32,493
I JUST HAVE ONE QUESTION
TO ASK YOU.
1038
01:12:32,526 --> 01:12:36,434
DURING YOUR ENTIRE STINT
AS A HE-WHORE, DID YOU
HAVE SEX WITH ANYONE ?
1039
01:12:38,906 --> 01:12:41,343
- YES, YOUR HONOR.
- [ Spectators Gasp ]
1040
01:12:42,513 --> 01:12:45,753
JUST ONE WOMAN.
1041
01:12:45,787 --> 01:12:48,492
- AND I'M IN LOVE WITH HER.
- [ All Gasping ]
1042
01:12:48,525 --> 01:12:50,361
ORDER !
[ Banging Gavel ]
1043
01:12:50,396 --> 01:12:52,400
ORDER, PLEASE.
1044
01:12:52,433 --> 01:12:52,901
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT,
MR. BIGALOW.
1045
01:12:55,439 --> 01:12:58,044
DID SHE PAY YOU FOR SEX ?
1046
01:13:00,883 --> 01:13:03,422
NO.
1047
01:13:03,455 --> 01:13:05,258
CASE DISMISSED.
1048
01:13:05,291 --> 01:13:07,262
[ All Cheering ]
1049
01:13:07,295 --> 01:13:09,099
YES !
1050
01:13:21,491 --> 01:13:24,464
THESE SHOTS WILL DEADEN
THE NERVE AREA...
1051
01:13:24,497 --> 01:13:27,837
WHERE YOUR HAIR TRANSPLANTS
WILL BE.
1052
01:13:29,373 --> 01:13:31,845
THERE.
THAT SHOULD DO IT.
1053
01:13:31,879 --> 01:13:35,185
NURSE, WOULD YOU PLEASE
REMOVE OUR DONOR HAIR.
1054
01:13:35,218 --> 01:13:37,222
I'LL BE BACK
IN A MINUTE.
1055
01:13:49,079 --> 01:13:52,486
MR. JOHNSON, PLEASE
JUST LIE BACK DOWN NOW.
1056
01:13:52,520 --> 01:13:55,158
OH, MY GOD.
DEUCE !
1057
01:13:55,191 --> 01:13:57,195
KATE, LISTEN TO ME.
1058
01:13:57,229 --> 01:13:59,233
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE ?
1059
01:13:59,266 --> 01:14:02,239
IT'S THE ONLY WAY
I COULD GET YOU
TO SEE ME.
1060
01:14:02,272 --> 01:14:05,378
DEUCE, IT'S OVER
BETWEEN US.
1061
01:14:05,411 --> 01:14:08,184
[ Grunting ]
1062
01:14:08,217 --> 01:14:09,988
LISTEN,
1063
01:14:10,021 --> 01:14:12,259
THOSE SHOTS
HURT LIKE HELL.
1064
01:14:12,292 --> 01:14:14,263
COULD YOU AT LEAST
HEAR ME OUT ?
1065
01:14:14,296 --> 01:14:18,204
WELL, I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH
YOU CHARGE BY THE HOUR,
BUT YOU HAVE ONE MINUTE.
1066
01:14:18,237 --> 01:14:21,210
OKAY.
I DESERVED THAT.
1067
01:14:23,615 --> 01:14:26,588
I SHOULD'VE TOLD YOU
RIGHT FROM THE START,
1068
01:14:26,621 --> 01:14:28,658
BUT I WAS AFRAID.
1069
01:14:29,627 --> 01:14:31,297
AFRAID OF WHAT ?
1070
01:14:31,330 --> 01:14:34,604
AFRAID THAT A GIRL
AS WONDERFUL AS YOU...
1071
01:14:34,637 --> 01:14:39,313
COULD NEVER FALL FOR A GUY
WHO CLEANS FISH TANKS.
1072
01:14:39,346 --> 01:14:41,718
'CAUSE THAT'S WHO
I REALLY AM.
1073
01:14:41,751 --> 01:14:45,158
THIS WHOLE GIGOLO THING
WAS JUST A MISTAKE.
1074
01:14:45,191 --> 01:14:48,231
BUT I'M GLAD
IT HAPPENED...
1075
01:14:48,264 --> 01:14:52,072
'CAUSE I NEVER
WOULD HAVE MET YOU.
1076
01:14:52,105 --> 01:14:55,111
I NEVER WOULD HAVE KNOWN
WHAT LOVE WAS.
1077
01:14:56,113 --> 01:14:59,754
I'M SORRY.
I'M NOT PERFECT.
1078
01:15:02,492 --> 01:15:06,067
[ Sighs ]
I'M NOT PERFECT EITHER.
1079
01:15:07,402 --> 01:15:09,807
YES, YOU ARE.
1080
01:15:09,840 --> 01:15:12,813
YOU'RE PERFECT IN EVERY WAY.
1081
01:15:12,846 --> 01:15:15,752
I KNEW IT
THE MOMENT I MET YOU.
1082
01:15:21,430 --> 01:15:24,369
KATE.
1083
01:15:24,403 --> 01:15:28,077
"YOU HAVE A SMILE
THAT COULD MELT AN ICEBERG.
1084
01:15:28,111 --> 01:15:33,187
"YOUR LIPS
ARE AS SWEET AS HONEY.
1085
01:15:33,221 --> 01:15:36,193
"YOU MAY ONLY HAVE
ONE LEG,
1086
01:15:36,227 --> 01:15:41,137
BUT IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
LEG IN THE WORLD."
1087
01:15:46,147 --> 01:15:49,554
ARE YOU KISSING ME ?
'CAUSE I CAN'T FEEL A THING.
1088
01:15:49,587 --> 01:15:51,624
[ Laughing ]
1089
01:15:51,658 --> 01:15:54,229
[ Woman On P.A. ]
NOW BOARDING AT GATE 53.
1090
01:15:54,263 --> 01:15:57,235
FLIGHT 14 TO SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA
IS NOW BOARDING--
1091
01:15:57,269 --> 01:15:59,640
I'VE NEVER DONE THIS
IN 12 HOURS BEFORE.
1092
01:15:59,674 --> 01:16:02,245
I'M NOT RESPONSIBLE
IF THE SEALS LEAK.
1093
01:16:03,782 --> 01:16:07,322
SHIT !
S-SHIT CABINET !
1094
01:16:07,355 --> 01:16:09,293
[ Snoring ]
1095
01:16:15,806 --> 01:16:18,778
COME ON, PUT THE FISH
IN THE TANK ALREADY.
1096
01:16:18,812 --> 01:16:21,784
ANTOINE'S PLANE LANDED
20 MINUTES AGO.
1097
01:16:21,818 --> 01:16:24,824
I THINK
WE'RE GONNA BE OKAY.
1098
01:16:25,992 --> 01:16:28,564
COULD YOU STEP THIS WAY,
PLEASE ?
1099
01:16:30,969 --> 01:16:34,376
IS IT TIME TO PUT
THE BIG GUY IN YET ?
1100
01:16:34,409 --> 01:16:37,382
[ Sighs ]
GIVE HIM ANOTHER MINUTE.
TEMPERATURE'S NOT RIGHT.
1101
01:16:46,267 --> 01:16:49,239
SPREAD THEM AGAIN,
PLEASE.
1102
01:16:52,011 --> 01:16:54,650
[ Deuce ]
OKAY, WE CAN PUT
THE LAST FISH IN.
1103
01:16:54,684 --> 01:16:56,688
LOOKS LIKE
YOU PULLED IT OFF,
KID.
1104
01:16:56,721 --> 01:16:58,591
[ Bergita ]
TIME FOR SOME TEQUILA !
1105
01:16:58,625 --> 01:17:01,597
[ Blender Whirring ]
1106
01:17:01,631 --> 01:17:04,002
[ Whirring Stops ]
1107
01:17:04,035 --> 01:17:06,908
MARGARITAS, ANYBODY ?
1108
01:17:27,349 --> 01:17:32,359
[ Panting ]
I NEED... CHINESE...
TAILBAR... LIONFISH.
1109
01:17:34,596 --> 01:17:36,801
700, 800.
WHERE'D YOU GET
ALL THAT MONEY ?
1110
01:17:36,834 --> 01:17:39,840
- FRIENDS.
- YEAH, RIGHT.
1111
01:17:39,874 --> 01:17:42,579
ANYTHING ELSE ?
1112
01:17:42,612 --> 01:17:46,721
ON SECOND THOUGHT,
YOU'D BETTER GIVE ME
SOME OF THOSE SEA SNAILS.
1113
01:18:15,445 --> 01:18:17,449
SO, UH,
HOW WAS YOUR TRIP ?
1114
01:18:18,551 --> 01:18:20,588
VERY GOOD...
1115
01:18:20,621 --> 01:18:22,659
TILL ABOUT THREE HOURS AGO.
1116
01:18:22,692 --> 01:18:25,030
YEAH ?
WHAT HAPPENED ?
1117
01:18:25,064 --> 01:18:27,401
I DON'T WANNA TALK
ABOUT IT.
1118
01:18:30,641 --> 01:18:32,645
THE PLACE LOOKS GOOD.
1119
01:18:33,647 --> 01:18:35,618
GOOD TO BE HOME.
1120
01:18:35,651 --> 01:18:38,758
I SHOULD TAKE OFF
SO YOU CAN RELAX.
1121
01:18:38,792 --> 01:18:41,129
IS THERE SOMETHING
YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME ?
1122
01:18:42,599 --> 01:18:44,469
YEAH.
1123
01:18:44,503 --> 01:18:48,577
I PUT YOUR MAIL
ON THE NIGHTSTAND.
[ Clears Throat ]
1124
01:18:51,617 --> 01:18:53,621
RIGHT.
1125
01:18:57,629 --> 01:18:59,599
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ?
1126
01:18:59,633 --> 01:19:02,004
A CHOCOLATE MARGARITA.
1127
01:19:02,038 --> 01:19:03,775
YOU'VE BEEN HAVING
A PARTY ?
1128
01:19:03,808 --> 01:19:07,615
IT WAS, UH, MORE LIKE,
UH, A WELCOME-HOME THING,
REALLY.
1129
01:19:09,854 --> 01:19:12,491
I COULD REALLY USE ONE
RIGHT NOW.
1130
01:19:16,032 --> 01:19:17,803
[ Slurping ]
1131
01:19:22,311 --> 01:19:24,583
SPICY.
1132
01:19:26,720 --> 01:19:29,125
I SHOULD
PROBABLY GO.
MY FISH.
1133
01:19:31,196 --> 01:19:33,033
THEY LOOK SMALLER.
1134
01:19:35,771 --> 01:19:39,646
SOMETIMES
WHEN THEY'RE, UH, SICK,
1135
01:19:39,679 --> 01:19:41,784
THEY'LL SHRINK.
1136
01:19:43,386 --> 01:19:45,357
HEY, FISHY, FISHY,
FISHY, FISHY.
1137
01:19:45,390 --> 01:19:48,832
HEY, FISHY, FISHY, FISHY,
FISHY, FISHY, FISHY.
1138
01:19:48,865 --> 01:19:51,169
[ Tapping On Glass ]
HEY, FISHY, FISHY,
FISHY, FISHY.
1139
01:19:54,375 --> 01:19:56,814
[ Glass Cracking ]
1140
01:20:11,844 --> 01:20:15,819
I DID MAN-WHORE
FOR A LITTLE BIT,
BUT NONE OF YOUR CLIENTS.
1141
01:20:15,852 --> 01:20:17,789
NONE OF THEM.
1142
01:20:17,823 --> 01:20:20,829
I KNOW AN AQUARIUM GUY
WHO CAN FIX ALL OF THIS.
1143
01:20:20,862 --> 01:20:23,166
- HE'S A LITTLE EXPENSIVE--
- HAH !
1144
01:20:23,200 --> 01:20:25,270
DEUCE !
1145
01:20:27,174 --> 01:20:29,378
[ Yelling, Grunting ]
1146
01:20:30,815 --> 01:20:32,886
NO !
1147
01:20:37,061 --> 01:20:38,898
[ Grunts ]
1148
01:20:56,833 --> 01:20:59,338
- DEUCE !
- NO !
1149
01:21:00,942 --> 01:21:02,711
[ Gasps ]
1150
01:21:06,486 --> 01:21:08,356
[ Gasping ]
1151
01:21:08,390 --> 01:21:10,394
[ Extracts Arrow ]
[ Groans ]
1152
01:21:11,396 --> 01:21:13,767
OHH.
1153
01:21:13,801 --> 01:21:15,805
[ Sighs ]
1154
01:21:22,953 --> 01:21:24,789
HEY ! TOUGH GUY.
1155
01:21:24,823 --> 01:21:27,561
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS ?
1156
01:21:27,594 --> 01:21:29,934
YOU'RE BUSTED.
1157
01:21:31,002 --> 01:21:32,973
WHAT'S GOIN' ON
OUT HERE ?
1158
01:21:34,075 --> 01:21:36,446
I CAN SEE !
1159
01:21:38,952 --> 01:21:40,554
YOU'RE BLACK.
1160
01:21:40,587 --> 01:21:42,424
I KNEW IT.
[ Giggles ]
1161
01:21:44,162 --> 01:21:53,580
**
1162
01:21:53,613 --> 01:21:56,954
* LOVE
1163
01:21:56,988 --> 01:22:00,327
* IS WHAT I WANT
1164
01:22:00,360 --> 01:22:02,598
* WHOA, YEAH
1165
01:22:04,535 --> 01:22:09,145
* AND ALL YOU GOTTA DO
IS BRING IT TO ME, BABY *
1166
01:22:13,186 --> 01:22:16,526
* TALK
1167
01:22:16,559 --> 01:22:18,897
* IS WHAT I WANT
1168
01:22:18,931 --> 01:22:21,402
* WHAT I WANT
* WHOA, YEAH
1169
01:22:21,436 --> 01:22:24,008
* WHAT I WANT
1170
01:22:24,042 --> 01:22:28,583
* AND ALL YOU GOTTA DO
IS BRING IT TO ME, BABY *
1171
01:22:32,591 --> 01:22:35,264
* TALK
* COME ON
LET'S TALK ABOUT IT *
1172
01:22:35,297 --> 01:22:37,668
* TALK
* CAN'T SEEM TO DO
WITHOUT IT *
1173
01:22:37,701 --> 01:22:39,238
* TALK
* DON'T WANNA BE
1174
01:22:39,272 --> 01:22:45,017
* ONE OF THE BROKENHEARTED
1175
01:22:45,050 --> 01:22:49,959
* SO LIFT ME UP
FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED *
1176
01:22:49,994 --> 01:22:54,969
* TAKE ME OFF FOR A RIDE
1177
01:22:55,004 --> 01:22:59,612
* LIFT ME UP
FROM THE BROKENHEARTED *
1178
01:22:59,645 --> 01:23:04,722
* RIVERS DEEP AND WIDE
1179
01:23:04,755 --> 01:23:07,028
* LIFT ME UP
1180
01:23:09,365 --> 01:23:14,275
* TAKE ME OFF FOR A RIDE
1181
01:23:14,308 --> 01:23:19,118
* LIFT ME UP
FROM THE BROKENHEARTED *
1182
01:23:19,152 --> 01:23:25,197
* RIVERS DEEP AND WIDE *
1183
01:23:25,230 --> 01:23:28,203
* COLOR ME
YOUR COLOR, BABY *
1184
01:23:28,236 --> 01:23:31,809
* COLOR ME YOUR CAR
1185
01:23:31,842 --> 01:23:35,050
* COLOR ME
YOUR COLOR, DARLING *
1186
01:23:35,084 --> 01:23:38,390
* I KNOW WHO YOU ARE
1187
01:23:38,423 --> 01:23:41,696
* COME UP
OFF YOUR COLOR CHART *
1188
01:23:41,729 --> 01:23:44,568
* I KNOW WHERE
YOU'RE COMING FROM *
1189
01:23:44,602 --> 01:23:47,541
* CALL ME FOR A RIDE
1190
01:23:47,574 --> 01:23:51,416
* CALL ME, CALL ME
ANY, ANY TIME *
1191
01:23:51,449 --> 01:23:54,422
* CALL ME, MY LOVE
1192
01:23:54,455 --> 01:23:58,263
* YOU CAN CALL ME
ANY DAY OR NIGHT *
1193
01:23:58,296 --> 01:24:00,300
* CALL ME
1194
01:24:05,310 --> 01:24:08,583
* COVER ME WITH KISSES
BABY *
1195
01:24:08,616 --> 01:24:12,191
* COVER ME WITH LOVE
1196
01:24:12,224 --> 01:24:14,862
* ROLL ME
IN DESIGNER SHEETS *
1197
01:24:14,895 --> 01:24:18,736
* I'LL NEVER GET ENOUGH
1198
01:24:18,770 --> 01:24:22,278
* EMOTIONS COME
I DON'T KNOW WHY *
1199
01:24:22,311 --> 01:24:26,619
* COVER UP LOVE'S ALIBI
1200
01:24:26,652 --> 01:24:29,758
* CALL ME FOR A RIDE
1201
01:24:29,792 --> 01:24:33,566
* CALL ME, CALL ME
ANY, ANY TIME *
1202
01:24:33,600 --> 01:24:36,472
* CALL ME, MY LOVE
1203
01:24:36,506 --> 01:24:40,347
* WHEN YOU'RE READY
WE CAN SHARE THE WINE *
1204
01:24:40,380 --> 01:24:42,218
* CALL ME
1205
01:24:47,394 --> 01:24:49,365
* OOH-OOH-OOH, OOH-OOH
1206
01:24:49,398 --> 01:24:54,275
* HE SPEAKS
THE LANGUAGES OF LOVE *
1207
01:24:54,308 --> 01:24:59,218
* OOH-OOH-OOH, OOH-OOH
AMORE, CHIAMAMI *
1208
01:24:59,252 --> 01:25:00,820
* CHIAMAMI
1209
01:25:00,854 --> 01:25:02,958
* OOH-OOH-OOH, OOH-OOH
1210
01:25:02,991 --> 01:25:06,966
* APPELLE-MOI, MON CHERIE
APPELLE-MOI *
1211
01:25:06,999 --> 01:25:08,970
* ANYTIME, ANYPLACE
1212
01:25:09,003 --> 01:25:12,978
* ANYWHERE, ANYWAY
1213
01:25:13,011 --> 01:25:16,486
* ANYTIME, ANYPLACE
ANYWHERE, ANY DAY *
1214
01:25:16,519 --> 01:25:20,427
* ANY WAY
1215
01:25:20,460 --> 01:25:34,455
**
1216
01:25:34,488 --> 01:25:44,542
**
1217
01:25:44,575 --> 01:25:49,485
**
1218
01:25:49,518 --> 01:25:52,491
**
1219
01:25:52,524 --> 01:25:55,664
* CALL ME, MY LOVE
1220
01:25:55,697 --> 01:25:59,505
* CALL ME, CALL ME
ANY, ANY TIME *
1221
01:25:59,538 --> 01:26:02,511
* CALL ME FOR A RIDE
1222
01:26:02,544 --> 01:26:06,084
* CALL ME, CALL ME
FOR SOME OVERTIME *
1223
01:26:06,117 --> 01:26:09,056
* CALL ME, MY LOVE
1224
01:26:09,090 --> 01:26:12,964
* CALL ME, CALL ME
IN A SWEET DESIGN *
1225
01:26:12,998 --> 01:26:15,970
* CALL ME, OHHH-OHH
1226
01:26:16,004 --> 01:26:19,778
* CALL ME, CALL ME
CALL ME ANYTIME *
1227
01:26:19,812 --> 01:26:22,718
* CALL ME, CALL ME
1228
01:26:22,751 --> 01:26:26,559
* FOR YOUR LOVER'S LOVER'S
ALIBI *
1229
01:26:26,592 --> 01:26:29,465
* CALL ME ON THE LINE
1230
01:26:29,498 --> 01:26:33,138
* CALL ME, CALL ME
ANY, ANY TIME *
1231
01:26:33,171 --> 01:26:36,579
* CALL ME, CALL ME
1232
01:26:36,612 --> 01:26:40,487
* JUST CALL ME, CALL ME
CALL ME, CALL ME, CALL ME *
1233
01:26:40,520 --> 01:26:43,760
* CALL ME, CALL ME
CALL ME, CALL ME, CALL ME *
1234
01:26:43,793 --> 01:26:47,166
* CALL ME, CALL ME
CALL ME, CALL ME, CALL ME **
86681
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