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[ Choir ]
* THE HOLLY AND THE IVY
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* WHEN THEY ARE BOTH
FULL GROWN *
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* OF ALL THE TREES
THAT ARE IN THE WOODS *
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* THE HOLLY BEARS THE CROWN
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* OH, THE RISING OF THE SUN
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* AND THE RUNNING
OF THE DEER *
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* THE PLAYING
OF THE MERRY ORGAN *
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* SWEET SINGING IN THE CHOIR *
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THERE'S SUPPOSED TO BE
A BABY JESUS IN THE MANGER,
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BUT SOMEONE STOLE IT.
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REALLY ?
LIEUTENANT, WHERE
IS THAT BABY JESUS ?
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
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SOUNDS GREAT, BOB.
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THANKS, CHIEF.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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STEVE, PHIL,
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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OH, WOW !
THAT'S SO COOL.
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[ Train Whistle Blowing ]
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[ Whistle Blowing ]
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HI.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS.
OH, MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS, SIR.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS, SIR.
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OH, THANK YOU
VERY MUCH, SIR.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU
AND YOUR FAMILY.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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[ Bell Tolling ]
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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[ Man ]
ALL RIGHT,
THIS NEXT EXERCISE...
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WILL HELP YOU BOTH
WITH LISTENING.
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ONE OF YOU WILL SPEAK WHILE
THE OTHER REALLY JUST...
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LISTENS.
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WOULD SOMEONE LIKE
TO GO FIRST ?
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ME. I HAD THIS CRAZY DREAM.
DO WE HAVE
TO DO DREAMS ?
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I WAS AT THIS
FANCY RESTAURANT
HAVING LUNCH...
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AND THE WAITER
BROUGHT ME MY ENTREE.
IT WAS A SALAD.
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IT WAS LLOYD'S HEAD
ON A PLATE OF SPINACH...
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WITH HIS PENIS
STICKING OUT OF HIS EAR.
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AND I SAID,
"I DIDN'T ORDER THIS."
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AND THE WAITER SAID,
"YOU MUST TRY IT.
IT'S A DELICACY.
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BUT DON'T EAT THE PENIS;
IT'S JUST GARNISH."
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- MMM.
- LLOYD, WHAT DO YOU
THINK ABOUT THE DREAM ?
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I THINK SHE SHOULD STOP
TELLING IT AT DINNER PARTIES
TO ALL OUR FRIENDS.
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I MEAN, DREAMS
SHOULD BE PRIVATE,
DON'T YOU THINK ?
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I'M NOT HERE TO JUDGE OR
TO TAKE SIDES. I WILL SAY...
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COMMUNICATION
IS HEALTHY.
HEALTHY ?
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TELLING PEOPLE SHE DREAMS
OF ME BEING CASTRATED
"FLORENTINED" IS HEALTHY ?
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ARE THERE ANY SEXUAL
PROBLEMS IN THE MARRIAGE ?
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WELL...
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THE TRUTH IS, UM,
WE HAVEN'T HAD SEX
IN QUITE A WHILE.
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[ Clears Throat ]
AND BEFORE THAT,
IT WASN'T ALL THAT, UM--
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OH, WHAT'S THE WORD ?
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- NOTEWORTHY.
- MM-HMM.
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BY OUR 12th ANNIVERSARY,
WE'D GOTTEN INTO
A PRETTY STALE ROUTINE.
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A COUPLE OF KISSES,
A COUPLE OF NIPPLE TWISTS.
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IT WOULD BE OVER
IN THE TIME IT TAKES
TO MAKE CAPPUCCINO.
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I KNOW BECAUSE I TIMED IT ONCE.
I MEAN, IT'S NO WONDER
I HAD AN AFFAIR.
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HOW COULD YOU TELL HIM
THAT SO CASUALLY, LIKE YOU
WERE ASKING FOR WATER ?
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ACTUALLY, MAY I HAVE
A GLASS OF WATER ?
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WHY DON'T YOU HAVE ORAL SEX TOO.
I'LL GO WAIT IN THE CAR !
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LLOYD, HOW DO YOU FEEL
ABOUT CAROLINE'S AFFAIR ?
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HE JUST WANTS ME TO WEAR A RED
"A" AND SLEEP IN THE BASEMENT.
IS THAT SO UNREASONABLE ?
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EVERYTHING'S EITHER
BLACK OR WHITE WITH HIM.
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YOU KNOW, HE DOESN'T--
HE DOESN'T SEE WHERE
HE'S RESPONSIBLE.
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AND I MEAN,
IT JUST DIDN'T MEAN
ANYTHING TO ME.
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IT SHOULDN'T EVEN
BE COUNTED AS AN AFFAIR.
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[ Sighs ]
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I THINK WE NEED
A RULING ON THIS.
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* BELLS WILL BE RINGING
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* THE SAD, SAD NEWS
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* OH, WHAT A CHRISTMAS
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* TO HAVE THE BLUES
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* MY BABY'S GONE
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* I HAVE NO FRIENDS *
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[ Beep ]
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[ Tapping On Keys ]
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[ Cat Yowls ]
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[ Sniffing ]
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JESUS.
[ Sniffs]
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CAT PISS.
[ Sniffs ]
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UGH.
[ Spits ]
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[ Dr. Wong ]
LLOYD, HAVE YOU FORGIVEN
CAROLINE FOR HER AFFAIR ?
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LOOK, IT WAS A LONG
TIME AGO. IT'S OVER.
I'M FINE ABOUT IT.
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I JUST DON'T WANT
TO TALK ABOUT IT.
THEN LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT
FROM THE MARRIAGE NOW ?
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I WANNA STOP TALKING
ABOUT IT. LOOK, THE TRUTH
IS I WANT NOTHING.
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I NEED.
I'M ACTUALLY A VERY
CONTENT PERSON.
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WHAT A LIAR.
YOU'RE SO UNHAPPY
YOU CAN HARDLY BREATHE.
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AND I FEEL IT
IN EVERY GESTURE,
IN EVERY SILENCE.
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AND I'M MISERABLE.
HOW CAN WE BOTH BE
IN THE MARRIAGE...
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AND I'M MISERABLE
AND YOU'RE CONTENT ?
LUCK ?
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- CAROLINE, WHAT DO YOU
WANT FROM THE MARRIAGE ?
- OH, THIS SHOULD BE GOOD.
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YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU WANT. YOU BLAME
EVERYBODY ELSE FOR IT.
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SHE'S IMPOSSIBLE TO SATISFY.
SHE LIVES IN HER FANTASIES.
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I MEAN, LET'S REALLY
TRY TO UNDERSTAND
CAROLINE'S MISERABLE LIFE.
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- SHE LIVES IN A BEAUTIFUL HOME.
- WHICH HIS MOTHER OWNS.
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- I HAVE A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS.
- WHICH HIS MOTHER OWNS.
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WE'RE IN SERVITUDE TO HIS MOTHER
FOR A LOAN SHE'S CHARGING US
18% INTEREST ON.
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WE PERSONALLY
OWN NOTHING.
WE TOOK OUT A LOAN.
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NO, YOU TOOK OUT A LOAN.
IT WAS YOUR DECISION.
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- YOU TOOK OUT A LOAN
FROM SATAN MOM.
- SHE BLAMES MY MOTHER...
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FOR EVERYTHING THAT'S GONE WRONG
IN HER LIFE. IN THE MEANTIME,
SHE NEVER FINISHES ANYTHING.
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PHOTOGRAPHY COURSES,
EXISTENTIAL PHILOSOPHY COURSES,
SCANDINAVIAN COOKING CLASSES--
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- AT LEAST I GO AFTER MY DREAMS.
- TO BE WHAT ? SOMEBODY
WHO TAKES PHOTOGRAPHS...
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OF LUTEFISK TO PROVE
THE NOTHINGNESS OF BEING ?
NO WONDER OUR SON'S SO CONFUSED.
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SEE ? HE BLAMES ME FOR JESSE.
IS THAT RIGHT ?
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- I'M NOT HERE TO JUDGE.
- WHAT THE HELL GOOD ARE YOU ?
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YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO SUFFOCATED HIM
WITH LIMITATIONS.
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OUR SON'S A VERY SENSITIVE,
CREATIVE...
JUVENILE DELINQUENT.
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- BOY. HE HAS THE IMAGINATION--
- THAT THE MAFIA GIVES
SCHOLARSHIPS FOR.
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IN THE NINTH GRADE, WE TOLD HIM
HE COULD GET A PART-TIME JOB.
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HE STARTED AN ESCORT SERVICE FOR
THE FOOTBALL TEAM, AND HE GAVE
OUT MY MOTHER'S PHONE NUMBER.
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AND I STILL SAY GETTIN' LAID
BY AN 18-YEAR-OLD LINEBACKER
IS JUST WHAT SHE NEEDS !
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- PLEASE !
LET'S LOWER OUR VOICES !
- [ Both ] FUCK YOU !
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YES.
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[ Ticking ]
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- [ Ticking Accelerating ]
- FUCKIN'--
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[ Sirens Blaring ]
[ Electronic Voice ]
BURGLARY ! BURGLARY !
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BURGLARY !
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OHH !
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[ Sirens Continue ]
OH, NO ! GUSSIE !
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WHERE THE HELL ARE YA ?
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[ Gasping ]
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[ Growling ]
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[ Growling Continues ]
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[ Growling ]
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WANNA PLAY BALL ?
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PLAY CATCH, PAL ?
HUH ?
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CHASE THE BALL ?
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[ Thud ]
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[ Barking Continues ]
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[ Crunching ]
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[ Crunching Continues ]
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GOOD DOGGY.
GOOD THICKHEADED DOGGY.
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HOW ABOUT THIS, HUH ?
HUH ?
[ Growling ]
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GO.
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- [ Snarling ]
- [ Screams ]
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[ Sirens Wailing ]
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[ Chattering On Police Radio ]
[ Policeman #1 ]
GET SOME LIGHT OVER HERE.
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[ Policeman #2 ]
CHECK AROUND BACK.
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YOU CAN DIVORCE ME, YOU KNOW.
I MEAN, I DON'T CARE
ABOUT ALIMONY.
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YOU CAN SAY...
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THAT I WAS UNFAITHFUL.
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YOU WERE.
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THAT'S WHY I SAID
YOU CAN SAY IT.
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NO, NO. YOU SAID IT
AS IF IT WEREN'T TRUE,
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BUT THAT I COULD SAY IT
JUST TO GET THE DIVORCE.
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EXCEPT THAT IT IS TRUE,
AND WE'RE NOT
GETTING A DIVORCE.
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[ Radio ]
AND LATER ON IN THE NEWS--
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AREN'T YOU COMING IN WITH ME ?
NO, I WANT
TO LISTEN TO THE NEWS.
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THERE IS A WORLD
GOING ON BEYOND
OUR PROBLEMS, CAROLINE.
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JUST BECAUSE
YOU'VE MADE YOUR DECREE
ABOUT THIS DIVORCE...
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DOESN'T MEAN
I'M GIVING UP ON IT.
CAROLINE,
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THE DAY YOU SEE ANYTHING
THROUGH TO THE END, I'LL STICK
MY OWN DICK IN MY EAR.
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[ Sirens Wailing
In Distance ]
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[ Door Opens, Closes ]
[ Bell Rings ]
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[ Bell Rings ]
[ Woman ] I ORDERED A CASE OF
EGGNOG SO THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN.
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[ Clerk ] I'M SORRY.
I CAN'T HELP YOU.
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[ Woman ]
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. I HAVE
25 RELATIVES COMING IN ONE HOUR,
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AND YOU HAVE
ONE BOTTLE OF EGGNOG.
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WHAT AM I GONNA DO ?
IT'S CHRISTMAS.
I'M HERE ALONE.
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I'D LOVE TO BE ABLE
TO HELP YOU. I DON'T
KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU.
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[ Woman ]
ARE YOU CRAZY ?
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[ Clerk ]
I HAVE NOTHING I CAN
DO FOR YOU. I'M SORRY.
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THERE'S NO ONE IN THE STORE TO
HELP ME. CAN'T YOU MAKE SOME ?
MAKE SOME ? ARE YOU NUTS ?
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ARE YOU NUTS ? I HAVE GOT
25 RELATIVES COMING.
IT ONLY TAKES CREAM, NUTMEG--
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITHOUT IT ?
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I PROMISED THEM
I'D HAVE EGGNOG !
YOU CAN IF YOU MAKE IT.
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I CAN'T MAKE IT !
YOU MAKE IT !
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[ Gun Cocks ]
OKAY.
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DON'T MOVE. DON'T TALK.
THIS IS A GUN IN YOUR BACK.
[ Gasps, Drops Groceries ]
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WHAT'S GOING ON ?
WHO IS HE ?
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HE'S THE WORLD BEYOND
OUR PROBLEMS, WHICH IS
NOW OUR PROBLEM.
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SHUT UP.
DRIVE.
MY GOD, CARRIE,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT ?
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DRIVE.
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[ Man #1 ] LIEUTENANT HUFF,
HOW COULD THIS HAVE
HAPPENED IN OLD BAYBROOK ?
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[ Man #2 ]
WHY WEREN'T THERE MORE
POLICE ON THE STREET ?
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THIS MAN HAS BEEN TERRORIZING
THE ENTIRE COUNTY.
LOOK.
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I'D PUT MORE MEN ON THE STREET,
BUT THEY'RE NOT QUALIFIED
FOR THIS KIND OF THING.
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WHY NOT ? THEY ARE POLICE,
AREN'T THEY ?
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THEY HAVE NO EXPERIENCE.
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
IN THIS TOWN.
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THE ONLY TIME WE GET
CALLS FROM YOU PEOPLE...
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IS WHEN SOME KID IS
PLAYING A PRACTICAL JOKE...
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OR YOUR FAGGOT DOGS
START HUMPING EACH OTHER
WITHOUT PERMISSION.
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ANY TIME THERE'S ANY
REAL PROBLEM, YOU PEOPLE
CALL YOUR JUDGE FRIENDS...
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AND YOUR ATTORNEY GENERAL
FRIENDS AND YOUR DISTRICT
ATTORNEY FRIENDS.
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WHY DON'T YOU CALL THEM NOW
AND GET THE HELL
OUT OF MY OFFICE ?
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IT DOESN'T NECESSARILY
HAVE TO BE YOUR OFFICE.
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I'M CALLING AN EMERGENCY MEETING
OF THE OLD BAYBROOK
EMERGENCY COMMUNITY COMMITTEE.
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AND I'LL BE SUGGESTING
AT THAT MEETING...
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THAT OUR VOLUNTEERS
PATROL THE STREETS
TO PROTECT OUR HOMES.
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00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:07,307
AND IF YOU WOULD LIKE, LT. HUFF,
I WILL SPEAK TO THE MAYOR--
A GOLFING CHUM OF MINE--
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ABOUT FINDING YOU A REPLACEMENT,
SINCE YOU DON'T LIKE IT
HERE IN OLD BAYBROOK.
203
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:15,215
AND MAYBE I'LL JUST
TELL HIM THAT YOU'VE HIT
INTO A WATER HAZARD...
204
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,584
AND YOU'RE WAY IN
OVER YOUR HEAD.
205
00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:19,586
GET OUT.
206
00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:23,590
[ Radio ] AUTHORITIES
HAVE SPECULATED THAT THE THIEF
MAY STILL BE IN THE AREA.
207
00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:28,061
ROADBLOCKS ARE BEING SET UP
ON INTERSTATE--
FUCK ! GODDAMN IT !
208
00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:30,197
TURN IT OFF !
TURN IT OFF !
209
00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:35,602
GODDAMN IT ! SHIT !
210
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:38,005
FUCKIN' CHRISTMAS !
211
00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:40,640
FUCKIN' COCKSUCKERS !
JESUS !
212
00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:48,248
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THEY'RE GOING TO ALL
THIS TROUBLE FOR A THIEF.
213
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:51,418
I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE
YOU KILLED ANYONE.
KINDA SILLY, AIN'T IT ?
214
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,353
YEAH.
ALTHOUGH IT'S
STILL EARLY, RIGHT ?
215
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:55,588
WHAT'S THAT SMELL ?
SHUT UP !
216
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:58,491
TAKE ME TO YOUR HOUSE.
217
00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:02,529
LISTEN, WE'LL DROP YOU OFF
WHEREVER YOU'D LIKE,
AND WE WON'T SAY A WORD.
218
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:05,598
WE'RE NOT HEROES.
BELIEVE ME, I CAN VOUCH
FOR THAT. LLOYD IS NO HERO.
219
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:08,601
ENOUGH, OKAY ? I SAID TAKE ME
TO YOUR FUCKIN' HOUSE.
220
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:12,005
I GOTTA THINK.
AW, FUCK.
221
00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:13,606
[ Chuckles ]
222
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:17,377
FUCK. CHRIST.
[ Whispering ]
WHAT ?
NOTHING.
223
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:21,981
NO. WHAT WAS THAT LAUGH FOR ?
NO, I DON'T.
OH, LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW.
224
00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:25,218
OH, YEAH, SURE, RIGHT.
"LLOYD'S NO HERO."
THANKS A LOT !
225
00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:27,454
PLEASE.
I WAS TRYING TO--
GO TO HELL !
226
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,322
SHUT UP.
227
00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:32,325
NEVER'VE HAPPENED IF
YOU'D COME INTO THE STORE !
I HAVE A GUN.
228
00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:34,294
HE CHOSE ME BECAUSE
I WAS ALONE.
SHUT UP !
229
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,363
JESUS FUCKIN' CHRIST !
OKAY, OKAY.
230
00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:42,069
BUT I'M RIGHT, AREN'T I ?
YOU WOULD NEVER HAVE TAKEN
A COUPLE, WOULD YOU ?
231
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:46,239
- ALL RIGHT. NO.
- NO. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
232
00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:48,308
CHRIST.
SEE ?
233
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,243
HAPPY NOW ?
GREAT.
YEAH, I AM,
ACTUALLY.
234
00:16:50,277 --> 00:16:54,147
LESS THAN TEN MINUTES AGO,
YOU SAT IN THE CAR...
HEY, HEY ! STOP SIGN.
235
00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:57,350
AND TOLD ME YOU WANT
TO STOP ARGUING.
STOP SIGN ! WHOA !
236
00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:59,686
[ Horn Blaring ]
HO ! HO ! HO !
237
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:02,222
HEY, MORONS !
238
00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:05,758
- YOU RAN THE STOP SIGN.
- I DID NOT.
THERE WAS NO STOP SIGN.
239
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:09,229
YES, THERE WAS,
AND YES, YOU DID.
YOU DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT.
240
00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:12,665
HE SAW IT. HE SAID,
"STOP SIGN." I HEARD IT.
GREAT.
241
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:15,502
I HIJACKED
MY FUCKIN' PARENTS.
242
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:20,340
SOMEBODY WHO MAKES SENSE,
I LISTEN TO ! YES, THERE WAS.
THERE WAS NO STOP SIGN.
243
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,542
[ Men Talking, Shouting ]
244
00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:30,217
UH, LIEUTENANT, I FOUND
THIS MASK WITH A WEIRD SMELL.
WE BOTH FOUND IT.
245
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:34,754
[ Sniffing ]
URINE.
246
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:37,757
OH, THANK GOD.
PHIL THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE SEMEN.
247
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:39,792
PHIL NEEDS TO TALK
TO A THERAPIST.
248
00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:42,195
HEY, LIEUTENANT.
249
00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:46,633
[ Phil ] WE FOUND IT.
WHY'D YOU SAY THAT ?
[ Steve ] I FOUND IT.
250
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:49,302
IT'S THE COUNTY PROSECUTOR.
251
00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:51,371
LT. HUFF HERE.
252
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:54,441
WILL WARREN HERE.
WHAT'S THE SUSPECT'S M.O. ?
SHH.
253
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:56,709
SUSPECT LEFT BEHIND
A FACE MASK.
254
00:17:56,743 --> 00:18:00,880
THERE ARE TRACES OF
BLOND HAIR AND THE FAINT
ODOR OF AFTER-SHAVE MIXED--
255
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:05,385
I SPOKE TO MR. WILLARD.
IT SEEMS THERE MIGHT BE
A VIDEOTAPE OF THE ROBBERY.
256
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:08,655
A VIDEOTAPE ?
WHERE'D HE SAY IT IS ?
I CALLED STATE POLICE.
257
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:11,791
STATE POLICE ?
IS THAT NECESSARY ?
IT WOULD BE BEST--
258
00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:14,561
MY MEN ARE SEARCHING
THE PLACE NOW--
NO.
259
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,563
WHAT ?
WE'LL LET PROFESSIONALS
HANDLE THIS.
260
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:21,100
EXCUSE ME, BUT THIS
IS MY JURISDICTION, AND
WE ARE PERFECTLY CAPABLE--
261
00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:24,737
I DO NOT WANT YOU OR
YOUR MEN GOING IN THERE !
DO YOU HEAR ME ?
262
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:27,106
YEAH, YEAH.
I HEARD YOU !
263
00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:33,146
SO... CAN WE GO HOME NOW ?
264
00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:40,253
GET EVERYBODY OUT OF THERE.
LEAVE A COUPLE OF GUYS
HERE FOR THE STATE POLICE.
265
00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:43,523
- THEY GOT PROFESSIONALS COMING.
- [ Clock Chiming ]
266
00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:46,926
[ Car Doors Opening ]
[ Engines Starting ]
267
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:52,131
[ Chiming Continues ]
268
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:04,944
** [ Muffled Hard Rock ]
269
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:09,148
**
270
00:19:12,419 --> 00:19:15,154
* IF THAT'S WANTING
271
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,658
* IF THAT'S LOVE
[ Knocking At Door ]
272
00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:22,829
* IF THAT'S LOVE
[ Knocking ]
273
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,833
* IF THAT'S LOVE *
[ Knocking ]
274
00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:28,835
I'M COMING.
275
00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:34,407
CHASSER.
THAT'S CHASSEUR.
IT'S 18th-CENTURY
FRENCH HUGUENOT.
276
00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:37,377
I'M GLAD I CAUGHT YOU BEFORE
YOU LEFT FOR THE HOLIDAYS.
277
00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:38,911
MAY I COME IN ?
NO.
278
00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:42,882
I CAN'T GIVE IT TO YOU
OUT IN THE HALL.
LISTEN, SISKEL,
279
00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:45,918
I JUST DEVELOPED SOME
NEW PICTURES. STUNNING.
280
00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:51,524
MIGHT EVEN MAKE A BOOK.
SOMETHING LIKE MAPPLETHORPE,
ONLY A LITTLE BIT MORE PERSONAL.
281
00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:54,561
- DEMON SEED.
- OOH.
282
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:05,438
MY BEST TO THE WIFE AND KIDS.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
283
00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:22,455
MOVE IT. MOVE IT, I SAID.
284
00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:25,592
WE HAVE GIFTS
IN THE CAR IN BACK.
SHUT UP !
285
00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:27,594
THEY MIGHT GET STOLEN.
286
00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:32,899
WELL, DIDN'T YOU
LOCK THE CAR ?
THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
287
00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:34,967
SHUT UP ! CHRIST.
288
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:39,939
[ Security System Beeping ]
[ Jesse ]
HI, GUYS. IT'S ME.
289
00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:42,709
[ Gasps ]
HEY ! HEY ! HEY !
290
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,645
THE ALARM.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO
PICK ME UP AT THE STATION.
291
00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:49,382
I'M GETTING A RIDE HOME
WITH A FRIEND.
I'LL BE LATE FOR DINNER,
292
00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:53,420
SO START WITHOUT ME.
JUST KIDDING, MOM.
SEE YOU LATER. BYE.
293
00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:55,555
[ Machine Beeps ]
WHO'S THAT ?
294
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,890
J-JESSE, OUR SON.
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO P--
295
00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,959
STATION.
AT 8:00.
296
00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:03,630
NICE.
YOU RICH ?
297
00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:06,633
NO. OH, GOD, NO.
NO, NO.
NOT REALLY, NO.
298
00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:09,336
DIGS LIKE THIS
AIN'T CHEAP.
299
00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:12,271
I RUN AN ANTIQUE STORE
IN TOWN. THESE ARE
ALL FROM THE SHOP.
300
00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:14,941
IT'S HIS MOTHER'S STORE.
SO ?
301
00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:18,678
WELL, YOU MADE IT
SOUND LIKE IT WAS YOURS.
"I RUN AN ANTIQUE STORE."
302
00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:21,414
I SAID I RUN IT.
I DIDN'T SAY I OWN IT.
I AM THE MANAGER.
303
00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:23,483
DO YOU THINK HE CARES
IF YOU WORK FOR YOUR MOTHER ?
HEY ! HEY ! HEY !
304
00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:28,788
LET'S GET ONE THING STRAIGHT.
FROM NOW ON, THE ONLY
PERSON WHO YELLS IS ME.
305
00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:31,591
WHY ? BECAUSE
I HAVE A GUN, OKAY ?
306
00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,593
PEOPLE WITH GUNS CAN DO
WHATEVER THEY WANT.
307
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:37,597
MARRIED PEOPLE WITHOUT GUNS--
FOR INSTANCE, YOU--
308
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:40,333
[ Both ]
MM-HMM.
DO NOT GET TO YELL !
309
00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:42,935
WHY ? NO GUNS !
310
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:45,605
NO GUNS, NO YELLING ! SEE ?
311
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,640
SIMPLE LITTLE EQUATION.
312
00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:52,645
JESUS CHRIST, WHO ARE
YOU FUCKIN' PEOPLE ?
313
00:21:52,679 --> 00:21:56,883
CAROLINE
AND LLOYD CHASSEUR.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME ?
314
00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:59,352
FUCK YOU, THAT'S MY NAME.
315
00:21:59,386 --> 00:22:02,822
GOT ANY ROPE... LLOYD ?
316
00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:05,992
FOR WHAT ?
317
00:22:07,594 --> 00:22:10,563
WHAT AM I,
APPLYING FOR A JOB ?
NO.
318
00:22:10,597 --> 00:22:14,734
THEN STOP ASKING ME
FUCKIN' QUESTIONS, OKAY ?
GOT ANY ROPE, LLOYD ?
319
00:22:14,767 --> 00:22:17,804
NO, WE DON'T
HAVE ANY ROPE.
320
00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:21,641
WE HAVE BUNGEE CORDS.
THEY MIGHT WORK.
321
00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:24,343
WHERE ? MOVE.
RIGHT THROUGH THERE
IN THE KITCHEN.
322
00:22:24,377 --> 00:22:26,513
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
323
00:22:26,546 --> 00:22:28,648
EXPECTING COMPANY ?
324
00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:31,851
YES. LLOYD'S MOTHER
AND HIS BROTHER'S FAMILY
ARE COMING FOR DINNER.
325
00:22:31,884 --> 00:22:33,886
THEY SHOULD BE HERE
BY 9:00.
326
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:35,922
GREAT.
327
00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:39,659
JESUS.
328
00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:41,994
EXCUSE MY REACH.
329
00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:46,098
PASS THE KETCHUP.
PASS THE KETCHUP,
PLEASE.
330
00:22:46,132 --> 00:22:49,436
I'M NOT HUNGRY NOW.
I THOUGHT WE WERE
EATING AT UNCLE LLOYD'S.
331
00:22:49,469 --> 00:22:52,405
GOD KNOWS WHAT DISASTER
YOUR AUNT CAROLINE
IS MAKING.
332
00:22:52,439 --> 00:22:54,741
THIS MAY BE
OUR LAST CHANCE
FOR NORMAL FOOD.
333
00:22:54,774 --> 00:22:58,845
SHE DOES IT TO IRRITATE ME.
I'M THE ONE THAT SHE'S AFTER.
334
00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:02,181
BUT I'M NOT HUNGRY NOW.
EAT ! DON'T ANNOY ME.
IT'S CHRISTMAS.
335
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:05,452
- I'M SURE SHE'S GOING
TO A LOT OF TROUBLE.
- GARY.
336
00:23:05,485 --> 00:23:08,455
THE LAST TIME
YOU ATE HER COOKING,
YOU HAD DIARRHEA FOR A WEEK.
337
00:23:08,488 --> 00:23:10,857
YOU HAD DIARRHEA
FOR A WEEK, DAD ?
338
00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:13,960
THAT IS NOT APPROPRIATE
DINNER CONVERSATION. EAT !
339
00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:18,565
IF WE HATE AUNT CAROLINE'S
COOKING SO MUCH, WHY DO WE GO
THERE EVERY YEAR FOR CHRISTMAS ?
340
00:23:18,598 --> 00:23:21,568
BECAUSE MY POOR LLOYD
NEEDS HIS FAMILY.
341
00:23:21,601 --> 00:23:26,105
OTHERWISE, HE'D BE ALL ALONE
WITH THAT ADULTERESS
AND HER DELINQUENT SON.
342
00:23:26,138 --> 00:23:29,876
I HOPE THEY GET
INTO A FIGHT LIKE ALWAYS.
THEIR FIGHTS ARE BITCHIN'.
343
00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:33,480
SHUT UP !
DON'T MAKE ME NUTS TODAY !
IT'S CHRISTMAS !
344
00:23:35,982 --> 00:23:37,950
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
345
00:23:37,984 --> 00:23:41,420
AHH. MMM.
346
00:23:41,454 --> 00:23:45,725
SO... WHAT'S THE WORST
DIVE BAR NEAR HERE ?
347
00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:47,660
SEVENTEENTH HOLE.
THE MACKEREL LOUNGE.
348
00:23:47,694 --> 00:23:49,228
[ Both ]
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT ?
349
00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:52,164
I PASSED BY ONCE
ON THE ACCESS ROAD.
350
00:23:52,198 --> 00:23:55,502
DID YOU EVER PASS BY
THE SEVENTEENTH HOLE ?
IT'S LIKE A URINAL WITH WINDOWS.
351
00:23:55,535 --> 00:23:59,672
AND THE MACKEREL LOUNGE
COULDN'T BE A DIVE BAR, BECAUSE
THEY CAN HAVE ENTERTAINMENT.
352
00:23:59,706 --> 00:24:05,512
* IT'S CHRISTMAS
YOU'RE DRUNK AND IN JAIL *
[ Phone Ringing ]
353
00:24:05,545 --> 00:24:07,246
MACKEREL LOUNGE.
HERBIE SPEAKING.
354
00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:10,750
I'M LOOKING FOR A FRIEND.
[ Lloyd ] THE MACKEREL LOUNGE
COULDN'T BE THE WORST DIVE BAR.
355
00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:14,253
CAN YOU HANG ON
JUST ONE SECOND PLEASE ?
OH, YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW !
356
00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:16,789
AAH !
357
00:24:17,890 --> 00:24:20,593
THANKS. I'M LOOKING
FOR A FRIEND OF MINE.
358
00:24:20,627 --> 00:24:24,130
HE'S KIND OF A, UH,
SHORT... DRUNKEN LOSER.
359
00:24:24,163 --> 00:24:26,933
YOU JUST DESCRIBED
EVERYBODY IN THE PLACE.
360
00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:29,536
SEE IF THERE'S A GUY
NAMED MURRAY THERE, OKAY ?
361
00:24:29,569 --> 00:24:32,104
IS THERE A MURRAY HERE ?
362
00:24:32,138 --> 00:24:34,941
* THERE'LL BE SOME WHISKEY
AND A SIX-PACK *
363
00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:38,678
* NOT A TREE *
I DON'T THINK
HE'S HERE, PAL.
364
00:24:38,711 --> 00:24:42,882
SEE IF THERE'S A WASTE OF
FUCKING LIFE NAMED MURRAY.
TRY THAT ONE, OKAY ?
365
00:24:42,915 --> 00:24:47,620
IS THERE A FUCKING WASTE
OF LIFE NAMED MURRAY HERE ?
366
00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:49,756
GUS. UH...
367
00:24:53,159 --> 00:24:55,127
HELLO ?
368
00:24:55,161 --> 00:24:58,698
MURRAY.
HOW ARE YA, PAL ?
369
00:24:58,731 --> 00:25:03,836
FINE. HOW ARE YOU ?
OH, FABULOUS, FABULOUS.
OF COURSE, I'M A LITTLE TIRED...
370
00:25:03,870 --> 00:25:09,241
FROM RUNNING FOR TEN HUNDRED
FUCKIN' MILES BECAUSE THERE WAS
NO FUCKIN' CAR WAITING FOR ME !
371
00:25:09,275 --> 00:25:11,243
WHAT DID I TELL YOU
IF SOMETHING WENT WRONG ?
372
00:25:11,277 --> 00:25:14,046
I TOLD YOU TO ACT LIKE
A DRUNK VAGRANT IMBECILE.
373
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:17,984
- IS THAT TOO MUCH
OF A FUCKIN' STRETCH ?
- I GOT NERVOUS.
374
00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:20,720
THE COPS WERE
ALL OVER THE PLACE.
375
00:25:20,753 --> 00:25:24,591
THE COPS, THEY'VE
SET UP A ROADBLOCK.
THEY'RE CHECKING CARS.
376
00:25:24,624 --> 00:25:28,160
AND BY 10:00 TONIGHT,
THERE'S A CURFEW.
FUCK IT.
377
00:25:28,194 --> 00:25:31,564
I JUST HEARD IT
AT THE BAR.
FUCKIN'--
378
00:25:37,737 --> 00:25:40,940
EXCUSE ME.
IS ANYTHING WRONG ?
379
00:25:40,973 --> 00:25:43,042
LLOYD, DON'T TALK TO ME.
380
00:25:43,075 --> 00:25:45,845
DON'T TALK TO ME.
SHUT UP.
381
00:25:45,878 --> 00:25:49,181
DON'T SAY ANYTHING TO ME.
OKAY ? UNDERSTAND ?
[ Murray ] GUSSIE ?
382
00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:52,885
- SHH.
- BECAUSE MAYBE
WE CAN HELP, YOU KNOW.
383
00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:55,888
MY GOD !
I SWEAR TO GOD !
384
00:25:57,757 --> 00:26:01,794
GUSSIE, WHERE THE HELL ARE YA ?
I'M SCARED. I DON'T THINK
I CAN HANDLE THIS.
385
00:26:01,828 --> 00:26:03,863
- I'M--
- YA BEEN DRINKIN' ?
386
00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:08,735
NO. NO.
WHAT ARE YA, NUTS ?
387
00:26:08,768 --> 00:26:11,804
- LISTEN--
- CALM DOWN, OKAY ?
JUST CALM DOWN.
388
00:26:11,838 --> 00:26:13,906
YOU GOTTA HELP ME.
389
00:26:13,940 --> 00:26:19,578
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
GO TO A PLACE CALLED
WINSLOW HARBORS, OKAY ?
390
00:26:19,612 --> 00:26:23,049
- AND STEAL US A BOAT.
- BOAT ? WHA--
391
00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:26,285
I'M A CAR MAN, GUSSIE.
WHAT THE HELL DO I
KNOW ABOUT BOATS ?
392
00:26:26,318 --> 00:26:30,122
FIGURE IT OUT ! I DON'T
CARE IF IT'S A BARREL AS
LONG AS IT FUCKING FLOATS.
393
00:26:30,156 --> 00:26:33,893
7:30 NOW. CURFEW STARTS
AT 10:00. THAT GIVES YOU
MORE THAN ENOUGH TIME.
394
00:26:33,926 --> 00:26:35,995
YA GOT A PEN ?
WRITE THIS NUMBER DOWN.
395
00:26:36,028 --> 00:26:41,668
OKAY ? 555-3537.
396
00:26:41,701 --> 00:26:44,671
OKAY ? REPEAT IT.
3537.
397
00:26:44,704 --> 00:26:49,742
LISTEN, KID. MAYBE YOU BETTER
TELL ME WHERE THE SWAG IS, IN
CASE I HAVE TO BRIBE SOMEBODY.
398
00:26:49,776 --> 00:26:52,278
- NO, MURRAY. NO.
- BUT--
399
00:26:52,311 --> 00:26:55,748
YOU CAN HOT-WIRE STATION WAGONS,
YOU CAN HOT-WIRE A FUCKING BOAT.
400
00:26:55,782 --> 00:27:00,286
AND JUST REMEMBER,
IF YOU CAN'T, WHAT MEN YOUR AGE
BECOME IN PRISON: WET NURSES.
401
00:27:00,319 --> 00:27:03,055
OKAY, MURRAY ?
BYE-BYE.
402
00:27:04,223 --> 00:27:07,927
OH. THANKS.
403
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,763
AH. EVERYTHING'S
GONNA BE FINE.
404
00:27:10,797 --> 00:27:13,365
EVERYTHING'S
GONNA BE A-OKAY.
405
00:27:13,399 --> 00:27:17,336
WE'RE GONNA BE IN A BOAT
IN A COUPLE OF HOURS.
WE'LL BE OUT OF HERE.
406
00:27:17,369 --> 00:27:19,772
RIGHT BACK ON TRACK.
RIGHT ? RIGHT.
407
00:27:19,806 --> 00:27:22,241
[ Gulping Loudly ]
408
00:27:27,914 --> 00:27:30,249
AH ! AHH !
409
00:27:32,218 --> 00:27:34,653
NOW...
GOT ANY CIGARETTES ?
410
00:27:34,687 --> 00:27:38,057
I DON'T SMOKE,
AND CAROLINE JUST QUIT.
411
00:27:39,325 --> 00:27:41,728
AH.
412
00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:46,398
JUST QUIT, HUH ?
413
00:27:48,167 --> 00:27:50,970
SO... WHERE ARE THEY,
CAROLINE ?
414
00:27:51,003 --> 00:27:53,840
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?
415
00:27:53,873 --> 00:27:58,377
WHERE... ARE THEY...
CAROLINE ?
416
00:28:01,413 --> 00:28:03,415
BEHIND THE CHESSBOARD.
417
00:28:03,449 --> 00:28:06,085
CHESSBOARD,
CHESSBOARD.
418
00:28:06,118 --> 00:28:09,155
WHAT ?
YOU TOLD ME YOU QUIT.
419
00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:12,324
YES !
I TOLD YOU I WOULDN'T
SMOKE IN THE HOUSE.
420
00:28:12,358 --> 00:28:18,097
I NEVER SAID I QUIT.
YOU SAID YOU QUIT. YOU HADN'T
HAD A CIGARETTE IN THREE MONTHS.
421
00:28:18,130 --> 00:28:21,901
I HAVEN'T FINISHED A
CIGARETTE IN THREE MONTHS.
I TAKE A FEW DRAGS.
422
00:28:21,934 --> 00:28:24,403
I DON'T INHALE.
YOU ARE SUCH A LIAR,
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
423
00:28:24,436 --> 00:28:28,440
I AM NOT A LIAR !
YOU SAT RIGHT IN THE DINING ROOM
AND LIED TO ME !
424
00:28:28,474 --> 00:28:33,712
IT WAS IN THE BATHROOM.
I WONDER HOW MANY OTHER THINGS
YOU'VE BEEN LYING ABOUT.
425
00:28:33,746 --> 00:28:36,248
AAH ! UNH !
AAH !
426
00:28:36,282 --> 00:28:38,785
[ Panting ]
UGH.
427
00:28:40,452 --> 00:28:43,756
DID YOU SAY THAT YOU
WOULD QUIT, CAROLINE ?
428
00:28:43,790 --> 00:28:47,326
DID YOU SAY
THAT YOU WOULD QUIT ?
429
00:28:50,897 --> 00:28:55,301
YES ! SO YOU ARE A LIAR.
END OF STORY.
430
00:28:55,334 --> 00:28:57,236
[ Chuckling ]
431
00:28:59,338 --> 00:29:01,740
[ Pistol Cocks ]
432
00:29:04,811 --> 00:29:07,980
YOU SAW THE STOP SIGN,
DIDN'T YOU, LLOYD ? HUH ?
433
00:29:08,014 --> 00:29:12,251
YOU... SAW...
THE... STOP... SIGN...
DIDN'T YOU, LLOYD ?
434
00:29:17,023 --> 00:29:21,260
YES, I DID.
YES ! SO YOU, TOO,
ARE A LIAR.
435
00:29:21,293 --> 00:29:25,998
CAPITAL "L", SMALL "I",
SMALL "A", SMALL "R",
PERIOD.
436
00:29:26,032 --> 00:29:30,236
NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP.
437
00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:34,073
- [ Sniffs ]
DID YOU HAVE AN ACCIDENT ?
- [ Sniffing ]
438
00:29:34,106 --> 00:29:36,108
[ Grunts ]
439
00:29:37,176 --> 00:29:40,146
OOH ! DID YOU KNOW
YOU'RE BLEEDING ?
440
00:29:40,179 --> 00:29:42,915
OH, YEAH.
[ Lloyd ]
WERE YOU SHOT ?
441
00:29:42,949 --> 00:29:44,917
A GODDAMN DOG BIT ME.
WHAT DOG ?
442
00:29:44,951 --> 00:29:47,419
- WILLARD'S DOG.
- CANNIBAL BIT YOU ?
443
00:29:47,453 --> 00:29:52,424
HIS NAME IS CANNIBAL ?
YEAH.
444
00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:55,294
UM, THERE ARE BAND-AIDS
IN THE BATHROOM...
445
00:29:55,327 --> 00:29:57,496
IN THE MASTER BEDROOM
UPSTAIRS.
446
00:29:57,529 --> 00:30:00,432
WHAT'S THROUGH HERE ?
447
00:30:00,466 --> 00:30:03,435
THAT'S THE MUD ROOM.
448
00:30:03,469 --> 00:30:07,539
USE THE OUCHLESS.
THEY'RE IN THE GREEN
CONTAINER.
449
00:30:07,573 --> 00:30:09,541
[ Sighs ]
450
00:30:09,575 --> 00:30:14,246
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
YOU WANT TO
HAVE SEX WITH HIM.
451
00:30:16,482 --> 00:30:20,619
WHAT ?
"USE THE OUCHLESS."
"WE HAVE BUNGEE CORDS."
452
00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:23,622
UGH.
I'M FRIGHTENED.
453
00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:26,825
HUMANS GET FRIGHTENED
BECAUSE THEY HAVE FEELINGS.
454
00:30:26,859 --> 00:30:30,863
DIDN'T YOUR ALIEN LEADERS
TEACH YOU THAT BEFORE
THEY SENT YOU HERE ?
455
00:30:30,897 --> 00:30:34,200
I SUPPOSE YOU'LL USE
THIS DRAMA AS A REASON
TO HAVE ANOTHER AFFAIR.
456
00:30:34,233 --> 00:30:37,469
I FEEL SORRY
FOR THE NEXT DELIVERYMAN
THAT COMES TO THIS HOUSE !
457
00:30:37,503 --> 00:30:39,505
[ Doorbell Rings ]
458
00:30:40,873 --> 00:30:42,875
SHH.
459
00:30:43,876 --> 00:30:46,145
[ Ring ]
460
00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:48,314
OKAY, OUR CAR'S
IN THE DRIVEWAY.
461
00:30:48,347 --> 00:30:50,883
THE LIGHTS ARE ON.
THEY KNOW WE'RE IN HERE.
462
00:30:50,917 --> 00:30:54,853
** [ Humming ]
[ Doorbell Rings ]
463
00:30:58,891 --> 00:31:02,161
WHO THE FUCK IS THAT ?
MAKE IT QUICK.
464
00:31:02,194 --> 00:31:04,931
OKAY.
465
00:31:04,964 --> 00:31:07,333
HO HO HO !
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
466
00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:09,501
DID I CATCH YOU
AT A BAD TIME ?
467
00:31:09,535 --> 00:31:12,538
NO, NO, NO. I WAS, UM,
IN THE ATTIC.
468
00:31:12,571 --> 00:31:16,909
I BET YOU THOUGHT
MARGARET FORGOT YOU
ON HER FRUITCAKE LIST.
469
00:31:16,943 --> 00:31:20,179
I THOUGHT... MAYBE.
[ Laughing ]
470
00:31:20,212 --> 00:31:23,015
WELL, SHE WOULD
NEVER DO THAT.
471
00:31:23,049 --> 00:31:25,017
[ Santa Laughing ]
OH ? GREAT.
472
00:31:25,051 --> 00:31:27,019
THANK YOU, GEORGE.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
473
00:31:27,053 --> 00:31:29,621
THANKS TO MARGARET.
YUP. BYE.
RIGHT. YEAH. HEY !
474
00:31:29,655 --> 00:31:32,091
DID YOU HEAR
ABOUT THE REWARD ?
475
00:31:32,124 --> 00:31:36,895
WILLARD CALLED THE RADIO STATION
FROM BIMINI WHEN HE FOUND OUT
ABOUT THE ROBBERIES,
476
00:31:36,929 --> 00:31:42,634
AND HE SAID HE'LL GIVE
$100,000 TO ANYONE
WHO CAPTURES THIS GUY.
477
00:31:46,238 --> 00:31:49,942
OOP. OKAY, BYE.
WELL.
[ Laughing ]
478
00:31:49,976 --> 00:31:52,378
I GOT A LOT OF CHILDREN
TO SEE BEFORE THAT CURFEW.
479
00:31:52,411 --> 00:31:54,313
THANK YOU.
PAY MY BEST TO LLOYD.
480
00:31:54,346 --> 00:31:57,316
YUP.
AND TO THAT SON OF YOURS.
UH...
481
00:31:57,349 --> 00:32:00,586
JESSE. OKAY, BYE-BYE.
I'M STILL WAITING
FOR OUR CHESS REMATCH.
482
00:32:00,619 --> 00:32:06,058
AND IF HE HAPPENS TO KNOW
WHERE THE TOWN'S BABY JESUS IS,
483
00:32:06,092 --> 00:32:11,230
WE'RE STILL MISSING IT
FROM THE LAWN NATIVITY SCENE
FROM LAST YEAR.
484
00:32:11,263 --> 00:32:13,232
MY GOD.
YEAH.
485
00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:15,634
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
486
00:32:15,667 --> 00:32:17,669
BYE.
487
00:32:26,045 --> 00:32:30,582
THAT GUY BLAMES JESSE
FOR EVERYTHING
THAT HAPPENS.
488
00:32:30,616 --> 00:32:34,286
AND HE HASN'T PLAYED CHESS
WITH HIM FOR YEARS.
489
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:37,123
AH. WHAT'S IN THIS ?
490
00:32:37,156 --> 00:32:40,492
I DON'T KNOW, ALUM ?
DON'T EAT IT.
[ Spitting ]
491
00:32:41,660 --> 00:32:45,531
WELCOME TO THE SUBURBS.
YEAH.
492
00:32:45,564 --> 00:32:48,500
WHERE ARE THOSE BAND-AIDS ?
UPSTAIRS.
493
00:32:48,534 --> 00:32:50,536
SHOW ME.
494
00:32:53,672 --> 00:32:55,674
WOW.
495
00:32:55,707 --> 00:32:59,011
THAT'S NICE.
YEAH.
496
00:32:59,045 --> 00:33:03,782
IT'S MY MOTHER-IN-LAW'S.
EVERY TIME I PASS IT,
I FEEL HER EYES ON ME.
497
00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:06,218
YOU WANT IT ?
498
00:33:06,252 --> 00:33:08,220
DO I WANT IT ?
499
00:33:08,254 --> 00:33:10,289
THIS IS CHAGALL, RIGHT ?
500
00:33:10,322 --> 00:33:14,793
THIS IS A REAL CHAGALL.
YEAH.
501
00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:18,497
IT REALLY PISSES ME OFF.
502
00:33:18,530 --> 00:33:21,467
- SORRY ?
- YOU GOT SOMETHING LIKE THIS
HANGING ON YOUR WALL...
503
00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:23,735
AND YOU DON'T EVEN
FUCKIN' APPRECIATE IT.
504
00:33:23,769 --> 00:33:27,005
PROBABLY 'CAUSE YOU NEVER
WORKED A DAY IN YOUR LIFE.
505
00:33:28,674 --> 00:33:30,709
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
506
00:33:30,742 --> 00:33:34,546
WE HAD OUR OWN BUSINESS ONCE.
WE OWNED A RESTAURANT.
507
00:33:34,580 --> 00:33:36,648
AN ITALIAN RESTAURANT.
508
00:33:36,682 --> 00:33:40,352
'COURSE, I WOULD HAVE
PREFERRED FRENCH, BUT ANYWAY,
509
00:33:40,386 --> 00:33:42,754
IT FAILED EVENTUALLY--
WHAT ARE WE,
GIRLFRIENDS HERE ?
510
00:33:42,788 --> 00:33:46,192
DO I GIVE A SHIT
ABOUT THIS ?
511
00:33:46,225 --> 00:33:48,427
NO. LET'S MOVE.
512
00:33:48,460 --> 00:33:50,429
[ Radio ]
CLOUDY SKIES, DRIZZLE--
513
00:33:50,462 --> 00:33:54,700
- YOU WANNA GO FOR COFFEE ?
- LOOK, KID, I GOTTA GET
HOME TO MY FAMILY.
514
00:33:54,733 --> 00:33:56,768
THIS IS MY LAST JOB.
515
00:33:56,802 --> 00:34:00,739
OH, COME ON.
IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD.
516
00:34:00,772 --> 00:34:04,042
LOOK. CAN YOU JUST DRIVE ME
AROUND THE BLOCK A LITTLE ?
517
00:34:04,076 --> 00:34:06,178
I'LL GIVE YOU ANOTHER FIFTY.
518
00:34:06,212 --> 00:34:08,747
WELL, IT'S YOUR MONEY, PAL.
519
00:34:11,317 --> 00:34:14,353
[ Children Yelling ]
[ George ] WHO'S BEEN NAUGHTY
AND WHO'S BEEN NICE ?
520
00:34:14,386 --> 00:34:17,689
HERE WE ARE ! HEY, HEY !
I GOT ONE FOR JOHNNY HERE !
521
00:34:17,723 --> 00:34:20,692
AND HERE'S ONE FOR BILL.
AND FOR KAREN.
522
00:34:20,726 --> 00:34:24,696
AND HERE'S
A BEAUTIFUL LOOKING--
IT'S SO COLD OUT TONIGHT.
523
00:34:24,730 --> 00:34:28,634
- DO YOU THINK SANTA WOULD
LIKE SOMETHING TO EAT ?
- [ George ] SANTA'S HUNGRY !
524
00:34:28,667 --> 00:34:31,637
- [ Boy ] LET'S GIVE HIM
SOME COOKIES !
- COOKIES.
525
00:34:31,670 --> 00:34:33,739
SANTA, HAVE A COOKIE !
OVER HERE !
526
00:34:33,772 --> 00:34:36,742
MERRY CHRISTMAS, SANTA.
[ Laughing ]
UH-HUH.
527
00:34:36,775 --> 00:34:41,613
- [ Boy ] THE COOKIES ARE GOOD !
- ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY,
TUCK IN ! LET'S EAT, HUH ?
528
00:34:41,647 --> 00:34:44,783
HERE, SANTA !
ENOUGH WITH
THE COOKIES, KIDS !
529
00:35:03,535 --> 00:35:06,672
YOU TWO WERE GONE
AN AWFULLY LONG TIME.
530
00:35:06,705 --> 00:35:09,775
I GOT US MOVED TO
A MORE COMFORTABLE PLACE.
531
00:35:09,808 --> 00:35:12,778
WHAT DID YOU HAVE
TO DO FOR IT,
DRESS HIS WOUNDS ?
532
00:35:12,811 --> 00:35:15,614
OH, THAT'S RIGHT, LLOYD.
WE'RE HAVING AN AFFAIR.
533
00:35:15,647 --> 00:35:20,252
HE WANTS TO RUN AWAY TO
ACAPULCO. HE TIED ME UP
IN CASE I HAD SECOND THOUGHTS.
534
00:35:20,286 --> 00:35:22,588
NO ONE GOES
TO ACAPULCO ANYMORE.
535
00:35:22,621 --> 00:35:25,591
OUR SON'S WALKING
IN HERE ANY MINUTE.
WHY DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT THAT ?
536
00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:29,595
LOOK, IF WE JUST COOPERATE,
I'M SURE HE WON'T HURT HIM.
537
00:35:29,628 --> 00:35:32,598
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
538
00:35:32,631 --> 00:35:35,667
I THINK WE CAN GET OUT OF THESE.
OH, MOVE YOUR BODY !
539
00:35:35,701 --> 00:35:37,769
STOP THAT !
WHAT IF HE WALKS
IN HERE ?
540
00:35:37,803 --> 00:35:41,307
WE'LL JUST SAY WE'RE
BEING... AFFECTIONATE.
541
00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:44,476
TIED UP,
WITH AN ARMED MAN
IN THE HOUSE ?
542
00:35:44,510 --> 00:35:46,545
WORKS FOR ME.
543
00:36:13,372 --> 00:36:17,809
JUST REACH DOWN AND TOUCH
THAT CLIPPERY THING.
LISTEN TO ME.
544
00:36:17,843 --> 00:36:19,811
I CANNOT MOVE MY ARM.
545
00:36:19,845 --> 00:36:23,415
OH ! OH, OH !
STOP IT !
WHAT'S THAT ?
546
00:36:24,550 --> 00:36:26,485
IT'S NOTHING.
547
00:36:26,518 --> 00:36:29,187
IT DOESN'T
FEEL LIKE NOTHING.
548
00:36:30,422 --> 00:36:33,925
JUST THE FRICTION.
[ Chuckling ]
549
00:36:33,959 --> 00:36:35,927
STOP IT.
550
00:36:35,961 --> 00:36:37,929
[ Groaning ]
551
00:36:37,963 --> 00:36:40,198
[ Chuckling ]
552
00:36:45,871 --> 00:36:48,674
LLOYD, YOU ANIMAL.
553
00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:51,777
HAVEN'T YOU LEFT YET ?
554
00:36:51,810 --> 00:36:55,381
- DID YA HEAR
THE FUCKIN' PHONE RING ?
- LOOK, WHAT ABOUT OUR SON ?
555
00:36:55,414 --> 00:36:58,684
WELL, GUESS IT'S
GONNA BE A REAL CHASSER
FAMILY PICNIC, HUH ?
556
00:36:58,717 --> 00:37:02,721
THAT'S CHASSEUR.
IT'S 18th-CENTURY
FRENCH HUGUENOT.
557
00:37:05,291 --> 00:37:08,560
GOT ANY EXTRA CORD ?
NO, WE DON'T HAVE
ANY EXTRA CORD.
558
00:37:08,594 --> 00:37:12,464
OKAY. GUESS WE'RE GONNA
HAVE TO ECONOMIZE, HUH ?
559
00:37:13,599 --> 00:37:15,801
[ Horns Honking ]
MOVE UP !
560
00:37:15,834 --> 00:37:17,803
BRING 'EM ON UP.
561
00:37:17,836 --> 00:37:20,472
KEEP IT MOVING.
KEEP MOVING.
562
00:37:20,506 --> 00:37:23,742
YOU, SIR. WHOA. WHOA.
563
00:37:25,444 --> 00:37:28,547
MAY I SEE SOME
IDENTIFICATION, PLEASE ?
CERTAINLY, SIR.
564
00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:32,651
HOW CAN THEY DO THIS
ON CHRISTMAS EVE ?
THERE IS A CRIMINAL AT LARGE.
565
00:37:32,684 --> 00:37:34,886
THEY CAN'T STOP
FOR THE HOLIDAYS.
566
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:37,756
MAYBE THEY'LL LET HIM GO
IN THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS.
567
00:37:37,789 --> 00:37:39,425
THAT IS NOT
THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS.
568
00:37:39,458 --> 00:37:43,895
THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS IS
EITHER YOU'RE GOOD, OR YOU'RE
PUNISHED AND YOU BURN IN HELL.
569
00:37:43,929 --> 00:37:48,600
- WHO WOULD CATCH A CRIMINAL
AND THEN LET HIM GO FREE ?
- REPUBLICANS ?
570
00:37:49,801 --> 00:37:52,471
[ Policeman ]
HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
571
00:37:59,378 --> 00:38:02,581
[ Caroline Sighing ]
572
00:38:02,614 --> 00:38:05,083
WHY DON'T YOU
JUST GIVE YOURSELF UP ?
573
00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:09,421
WHAT'D YOU SAY ?
WELL, YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO KILL AN ENTIRE FAMILY.
574
00:38:09,455 --> 00:38:12,991
IT'S OVER.
I MEAN, YOU'RE NOT THE TYPE.
YOU'RE A THIEF, NOT A KILLER.
575
00:38:13,024 --> 00:38:14,993
THAT'S OBVIOUS.
576
00:38:15,026 --> 00:38:18,096
I HATE GUYS LIKE YOU,
YOU KNOW ?
577
00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:23,935
WITH YOUR JEEP GRAND CHEROKEES
AND YOUR NICARAGUAN MAIDS
AND YOUR PING ZING GOLF CLUBS,
578
00:38:23,969 --> 00:38:27,706
EVERY GODDAMN THING IN THE WORLD
HANDED TO YOU. WHAT FUCKIN'
PURPOSE DO YOU PEOPLE SERVE ?
579
00:38:27,739 --> 00:38:30,509
YOU'RE A CRIMINAL.
WHAT PURPOSE COULD YOU SERVE ?
580
00:38:30,542 --> 00:38:32,511
FUCK YOU, LLOYD.
I WORK FOR A LIVING, OKAY ?
581
00:38:32,544 --> 00:38:34,613
I HAVE A SKILL.
I'M IN THE GAME, PAL.
582
00:38:34,646 --> 00:38:36,948
WHAT DO YOU DO EXCEPT
TAKE UP FUCKIN' SPACE ?
583
00:38:36,982 --> 00:38:40,952
IF YOU'RE SO SKILLED,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING STUCK HERE ?
584
00:38:40,986 --> 00:38:46,358
I CAN BREAK INTO ANY HOUSE,
TAKE WHATEVER I WANT;
IN AND OUT, TEN MINUTES.
585
00:38:46,392 --> 00:38:48,460
NO PRINTS, NO EVIDENCE,
NOTHING.
586
00:38:48,494 --> 00:38:52,130
IF WHAT'S-HIS-NAME
HADN'T INSTALLED THAT FUCKIN'
ROADRUNNER BOOBY TRAP,
587
00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:56,067
- I'D BE IN JAMAICA BY NOW.
- MMM, I'M IMPRESSED.
588
00:38:56,101 --> 00:38:58,069
NO, YOU PEOPLE DON'T
GET IMPRESSED, DO YA ?
589
00:38:58,103 --> 00:39:01,540
LIFE JUST BORES THE SHIT
OUT OF YOU PEOPLE. I'M SORRY.
590
00:39:01,573 --> 00:39:04,543
WE DON'T ALL HAVE RICH
MUMMIES AND DADDIES
WE CAN LIVE OFF OF...
591
00:39:04,576 --> 00:39:07,513
OR OPEN RESTAURANTS
WHEN WE GET BORED
PLAYING TENNIS.
592
00:39:11,583 --> 00:39:13,685
YOU TOLD HIM
ABOUT THE RESTAURANT ?
593
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:18,089
YEAH. I HEARD YOU COULDN'T
CUT IT WORKING FOR A LIVING,
MR. BROOKS BROTHERS, SO--
594
00:39:18,123 --> 00:39:21,026
SHUT UP !
595
00:39:22,394 --> 00:39:24,763
YOU AND MY WIFE
HAVE A LOT IN COMMON.
596
00:39:24,796 --> 00:39:27,999
YOU BOTH THINK YOU HAVE SOME
RIGHT TO LIFE WORKING OUT
THE WAY YOU WANT,
597
00:39:28,033 --> 00:39:31,002
AND IF IT DOESN'T, YOU GET
TO ACT ANY WAY YOU WANT.
598
00:39:31,036 --> 00:39:33,605
THE PROBLEM IS SOMEONE
HAS TO BE RESPONSIBLE.
599
00:39:33,639 --> 00:39:36,575
I'D LOVE TO RUN AROUND
TAKING CLASSES AND PLAYING
WITH MY INNER-SELFNESS.
600
00:39:36,608 --> 00:39:39,845
I'D LOVE THE FREEDOM
TO BE A PISSED-OFF CRIMINAL
WITHOUT ANY RESPONSIBILITY,
601
00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:42,548
EXCEPT I DON'T HAVE THE TIME !
602
00:39:42,581 --> 00:39:44,950
BUT YOU DON'T SEE ME WITH A GUN.
603
00:39:44,983 --> 00:39:47,886
YOU DON'T SEE ME SLEEPING
WITH SOMEONE ELSE.
604
00:39:47,919 --> 00:39:51,857
YOU THINK MY LIFE
TURNED OUT THE WAY I WANTED
BECAUSE I LIVE IN THIS HOUSE ?
605
00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:55,627
YOU THINK EVERY TIME I LOOK
IN THE MIRROR I SHOUT,
"GEE, I'M GLAD I'M ME...
606
00:39:55,661 --> 00:39:59,631
"AND NOT SOME 19-YEAR-OLD
BILLIONAIRE ROCK STAR WITH
THE BODY OF AN ATHLETE...
607
00:39:59,665 --> 00:40:04,870
AND A 24-HOUR ERECTION" ?
NO, I DON'T ! SO JUST
EXCUSE THE SHIT OUT OF ME !
608
00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:06,872
[ Door Closes ]
OH, GOD !
609
00:40:06,905 --> 00:40:08,874
SHH.
610
00:40:08,907 --> 00:40:10,876
NICE AND QUIET.
611
00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:12,911
[ Footsteps ]
612
00:41:02,794 --> 00:41:05,797
[ Footsteps ]
613
00:41:06,965 --> 00:41:09,267
ARE YOU GUYS DECENT ?
[ Knocking ]
614
00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:11,269
HELLO ?
615
00:41:11,302 --> 00:41:13,271
HEY.
JESSE !
616
00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:16,107
JESSE.
WHO ARE YOU ?
HEY ! WATCH IT !
617
00:41:16,141 --> 00:41:18,744
YOU GUYS OKAY ?
HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK.
618
00:41:25,183 --> 00:41:29,120
WAIT A SECOND.
YOU'RE THE GUY WHO--
SHUT UP !
619
00:41:29,154 --> 00:41:32,223
THIS ISN'T YOUR M.O.
YOU ONLY KNOCK OVER ESTATES.
620
00:41:32,257 --> 00:41:35,861
BUT HOSTAGES ?
THAT'S A NO-WIN SITUATION.
YOU TOO, HUH ?
621
00:41:35,894 --> 00:41:38,730
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS FAMILY
NEEDS ? A MUTE.
622
00:41:38,764 --> 00:41:42,801
LET ME SAY IT ONE MORE TIME.
I HAVE A GUN. IT'S LOADED.
SHUT UP. OKAY ?
623
00:41:42,834 --> 00:41:44,870
YES, BUT WE HAVE PEOPLE
COMING FOR DINNER.
624
00:41:44,903 --> 00:41:49,575
- THEY'RE DRIVING FROM BOSTON.
YOU GONNA TIE US ALL UP ?
- FIVE EXTRA PEOPLE.
625
00:41:49,608 --> 00:41:53,579
DINNER'S CANCELED.
WE CAN'T CANCEL DINNER.
I MEAN, THEY'RE ON THE ROAD.
626
00:41:53,612 --> 00:41:57,148
[ Lloyd ] THEY'LL BE HERE
BY 9:00.
SHOULD I SHOOT ONE
OF YOU IN THE FOOT ?
627
00:41:57,182 --> 00:42:02,220
LISTEN. IF THE POLICE
HAVE A CURFEW, THEY MIGHT
DO HOUSE-TO-HOUSE SEARCHES.
628
00:42:02,253 --> 00:42:05,724
- YOU CAN'T STAY HERE.
- THAT WOULD BE
VERY BAD FOR YOU.
629
00:42:05,757 --> 00:42:08,827
REALLY.
I CAN'T LEAVE UNTIL
MY PARTNER CALLS.
630
00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:12,931
HOW DO YOU KNOW HE'LL CALL ?
HE'LL CALL.
HE BETTER FUCKIN' CALL.
631
00:42:12,964 --> 00:42:15,834
[ Sniffing ]
I SWEAR TO GOD,
IF HE DOESN'T CALL--
632
00:42:15,867 --> 00:42:17,869
WHAT SMELLS LIKE PISS ?
633
00:42:20,038 --> 00:42:22,040
UP AGAINST THE BED.
634
00:42:25,977 --> 00:42:27,913
MAYBE I COULD
SELL TICKETS. NO, NO.
635
00:42:27,946 --> 00:42:33,218
LET'S SEE. NO, NO. THE--
THE POINT IS, IN ORDER
TO GET THIS ROBE--
636
00:42:33,251 --> 00:42:36,254
YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER
SEEN THIS MOVIE
ALL THE WAY THROUGH.
637
00:42:36,287 --> 00:42:40,558
DON'T YOU LIVE
IN THIS COUNTRY ?
THEY
SHOW IT DURING THE HOLIDAYS.
638
00:42:40,592 --> 00:42:44,095
WITH THE KIDS AND
THE FAMILY, I'VE NEVER
SEEN THE WHOLE THING.
639
00:42:44,129 --> 00:42:46,131
THE COLOR OF YOUR JACKET.
IT'S CHARCOAL.
640
00:42:46,164 --> 00:42:49,735
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT
YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT.
MERRY CHRISTMAS, LIEUTENANT.
641
00:42:49,768 --> 00:42:55,106
YEAH, MERRY CHRISTMAS.
WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU
TWO GOING ? STAY HERE.
642
00:42:56,908 --> 00:43:01,780
DID YOU HAVE TO SAY
"MERRY CHRISTMAS" ?
THAT'S THE WAY I WAS BROUGHT UP.
643
00:43:01,813 --> 00:43:06,718
- PUSH REWIND.
- UH... IS THIS IT ?
644
00:43:06,752 --> 00:43:09,254
NO, THAT'S FAST-FORWARD.
THIS IS IT.
645
00:43:10,355 --> 00:43:13,024
GIVE ME THAT.
646
00:43:16,161 --> 00:43:20,799
WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE
HAS TO BE KEPT WITHIN
THE CONFINES OF THIS ROOM.
647
00:43:20,832 --> 00:43:22,801
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ?
648
00:43:31,643 --> 00:43:34,746
- WAIT A MINUTE ! THAT'S--
- SHH !
649
00:43:34,780 --> 00:43:37,248
IT'S OLD MAN WILLARD'S
PLACE !
SHH !
650
00:43:37,282 --> 00:43:40,618
[ Sirens Blaring ]
[ Electronic Voice ]
BURGLARY ! BURGLARY !
651
00:43:40,652 --> 00:43:43,922
- BURGLARY ! BURGLARY !
- [ Phone Ringing ]
652
00:43:43,955 --> 00:43:47,926
- NOW LISTEN UP. WE'RE
GONNA FIND THIS GUY.
- PRECINCT.
653
00:43:47,959 --> 00:43:51,429
WATCH IT A FEW MORE TIMES.
THEN I'LL ORGANIZE
SPECIFIC TEAMS,
654
00:43:51,462 --> 00:43:54,700
EACH WITH A SPECIFIC
GEOGRAPHIC LOCATION.
655
00:43:54,733 --> 00:43:58,636
LIEUTENANT.
SOME COUNTY PROSECUTOR GUY ?
656
00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:01,973
I'LL TAKE IT IN MY OFFICE.
657
00:44:02,007 --> 00:44:05,677
NOBODY LEAVES.
YEAH, HE'LL BE
RIGHT WITH YOU.
658
00:44:05,711 --> 00:44:08,714
OKAY, I'LL PUT YOU
ON HOLD. THANK YOU.
659
00:44:10,148 --> 00:44:12,984
WOW !
YEAH.
660
00:44:13,018 --> 00:44:17,856
- SHOULD WE WATCH IT AGAIN ?
- I THINK WE SHOULD JUST
WAIT 'TIL HUFF GETS BACK.
661
00:44:17,889 --> 00:44:20,826
WELL, WHILE WE'RE WAITING--
662
00:44:23,328 --> 00:44:25,296
I THINK THIS IS IT.
663
00:44:25,330 --> 00:44:29,000
NO ! IT'S THIS ONE.
664
00:44:30,035 --> 00:44:32,003
NOW, YOU LISTEN TO ME !
665
00:44:32,037 --> 00:44:34,372
I DON'T WANT ANY PLASTICS
AND I DON'T WANT
ANY GROUND FLOORS,
666
00:44:34,405 --> 00:44:38,343
AND I DON'T WANT TO GET
MARRIED EVER TO ANYONE !
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ?
667
00:45:22,453 --> 00:45:25,891
HEY ! WHO ARE YOU ?
668
00:45:27,793 --> 00:45:30,896
I'M MURRAY.
WHAT DO YOU WANT ?
669
00:45:30,929 --> 00:45:32,931
IS THIS YOUR BOAT ?
670
00:45:36,902 --> 00:45:41,039
[ Caroline ]
THAT WAS QUITE AN OUTBURST.
I SHOULD TIE YOU UP MORE OFTEN.
671
00:45:41,072 --> 00:45:43,441
[ Sighs ]
672
00:45:43,474 --> 00:45:46,945
LISTEN.
ABOUT THE RESTAURANT,
I DIDN'T SAY--
673
00:45:46,978 --> 00:45:48,914
HOW DID YOU
GET HOME AGAIN ?
674
00:45:48,947 --> 00:45:52,250
I GOT A RIDE
WITH A FRIEND.
WHICH FRIEND ?
675
00:45:52,283 --> 00:45:54,285
WHICH FRIEND ?
DO I KNOW HIM ?
676
00:45:54,319 --> 00:45:56,487
ALL RIGHT,
I TOOK A LIMO, OKAY ?
677
00:45:56,521 --> 00:45:59,457
WHERE'D YOU GET
THE MONEY FOR A LIMO ?
678
00:45:59,490 --> 00:46:02,894
- OKAY, I STOLE ONE.
IS THAT BETTER ?
- LISTEN, SMART-MOUTH,
679
00:46:02,928 --> 00:46:06,231
IF YOU WOULD ANSWER
A SIMPLE QUESTION--
DON'T TALK TO HIM LIKE THAT !
680
00:46:06,264 --> 00:46:09,968
YOU'VE NEVER DISCIPLINED HIM !
IF YOU HAD NOT SENT HIM
TO THAT PRISON--
681
00:46:10,001 --> 00:46:11,903
[ Humming ]
682
00:46:11,937 --> 00:46:16,241
- I WENT THERE.
- FOR A SUMMER. I GO FOR
MY ENTIRE HIGH SCHOOL LIFE.
683
00:46:16,274 --> 00:46:19,077
YOU WERE SENT THERE BECAUSE
HIGH SCHOOLS WOULDN'T
ENROLL YOU ANYMORE.
684
00:46:19,110 --> 00:46:23,915
AYE AYE AYE AYE AYE AYE !
[ Making Noises ]
685
00:46:23,949 --> 00:46:26,918
IT'S NOBODY'S FAULT.
FEEL BETTER--
THAT'S IT !
686
00:46:26,952 --> 00:46:29,921
WHAT THE HELL
IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE ?
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A FAMILY.
687
00:46:29,955 --> 00:46:32,257
HOW CAN YOU TALK
TO EACH OTHER LIKE THAT ?
688
00:46:32,290 --> 00:46:35,326
WHY DON'T YOU GO ON OPRAH
AND GET IT OVER WITH ?
CHRIST !
689
00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:38,263
WHAT'S THE QUICKEST WAY
TO THE DOCKS ?
BAINBRIDGE.
690
00:46:38,296 --> 00:46:41,332
YOU TAKE MAIN STREET
AND YOU TURN LEFT
ON DOMINO SQUARE.
691
00:46:41,366 --> 00:46:43,935
YOU CAN'T. DOMINO SQUARE
IS A ONE-WAY STREET.
692
00:46:43,969 --> 00:46:45,971
BAINBRIDGE IS THE ONLY
TWO-WAY STREET TO THE DOCKS.
693
00:46:46,004 --> 00:46:48,273
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NEVER
GETTIN' OUT OF HERE.
694
00:46:48,306 --> 00:46:52,310
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE
THE HIGHWAY ? IT'S QUICKER !
NOT THE WAY YOU DRIVE !
695
00:46:52,343 --> 00:46:56,848
WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.
PAY ATTENTION TO ANY
DISTINGUISHING FEATURES.
696
00:47:04,222 --> 00:47:09,560
NOW, YOU LISTEN TO ME !
I DON'T WANT ANY PLASTICS AND
I DON'T WANT ANY GROUND FLOORS.
697
00:47:09,594 --> 00:47:13,064
YOU UNDERSTAND THAT ?
[ Tape Rewinding ]
698
00:47:13,098 --> 00:47:15,033
THIS-- THIS--
699
00:47:15,066 --> 00:47:18,203
I DON'T-- I--
700
00:47:18,236 --> 00:47:20,405
I DON'T WANT ANY PLASTICS--
LT. HUFF !
701
00:47:20,438 --> 00:47:23,341
I BELIEVE
YOU HAVE SOME EVIDENCE
IN YOUR POSSESSION...
702
00:47:23,374 --> 00:47:25,576
BELONGS TO THE COUNTY
PROSECUTOR'S OFFICE.
703
00:47:25,610 --> 00:47:29,480
[ TV ]
...DO WHAT I WANT TO DO.
AND YOU'RE-- AND YOU'RE--
704
00:47:29,514 --> 00:47:32,083
MARY !
GEORGE ! GEORGE !
705
00:47:32,117 --> 00:47:36,021
[ TV ] I'M WORTH MORE
DEAD THAN ALIVE.
UNBELIEVABLE.
706
00:47:36,054 --> 00:47:38,957
NO SENSE OF TIME.
707
00:47:40,391 --> 00:47:42,860
NEVER AGAIN. NEVER AGAIN !
708
00:47:44,529 --> 00:47:48,499
EXCUSE ME. THOSE DOLLS
ARE MY MOTHER'S. SHE'S BEEN
COLLECTING THEM FOR YEARS.
709
00:47:48,533 --> 00:47:51,536
COULD YOU BE MORE CAREFUL
WITH THEM ?
I'M SORRY.
710
00:47:56,207 --> 00:47:59,444
IF HE DOESN'T CALL,
YOU'RE DEAD IN THE WATER.
JESSE, BE QUIET.
711
00:47:59,477 --> 00:48:02,513
LISTEN TO YOUR FATHER, KID.
I'M ONLY
STATING THE OBVIOUS.
712
00:48:02,547 --> 00:48:04,515
WHAT IS IT,
20 MINUTES 'TIL CURFEW ?
713
00:48:04,549 --> 00:48:07,518
AND I HEARD ON THE RADIO
THEY FOUND A SKI MASK
ON THE SCENE.
714
00:48:07,552 --> 00:48:09,520
ANYONE GET
A GOOD LOOK AT YOU ?
715
00:48:09,554 --> 00:48:11,589
[ Newscaster ]
TO RESIDENTS OF OLD BAYBROOK,
716
00:48:11,622 --> 00:48:14,192
JEREMIAH WILLARD IS KNOWN
AS THE AMUSEMENT PARK KING,
717
00:48:14,225 --> 00:48:19,364
AN ECCENTRIC KNOWN
FOR HIS LOVE OF ANIMALS
AND GENEROUS CONTRIBUTIONS.
718
00:48:19,397 --> 00:48:25,036
WE NOW GO TO THE WILLARD MANSION
AND TO OUR ON-THE-SCENE REPORTER
MIKE MICHAELS. MIKE ?
719
00:48:25,070 --> 00:48:29,240
THANKS. OLD BAYBROOK
RESIDENTS WILL BE COMPETING
FOR TOP DOLLARS...
720
00:48:29,274 --> 00:48:31,376
BEFORE TONIGHT'S CURFEW
GOES INTO EFFECT.
721
00:48:31,409 --> 00:48:34,212
REPRESENTATIVES OF
JEREMIAH WILLARD
HAVE CONFIRMED...
722
00:48:34,245 --> 00:48:36,647
THE REWARD
IS NOW $200,000.
723
00:48:36,681 --> 00:48:42,220
THIS MAY TURN OUT TO BE
A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS
FOR SOME LUCKY FAMILY.
724
00:48:42,253 --> 00:48:44,255
BACK TO YOU, KAREN.
725
00:48:49,294 --> 00:48:51,296
I'M IN HELL.
726
00:48:51,329 --> 00:48:55,666
CONNECTICUT IS
THE FIFTH RING OF HELL.
[ Alarm Beeping ]
727
00:48:55,700 --> 00:48:58,269
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ?
728
00:49:03,641 --> 00:49:05,643
OW !
729
00:49:05,676 --> 00:49:08,513
JESUS !
730
00:49:08,546 --> 00:49:10,515
[ Beeping Continues ]
731
00:49:14,052 --> 00:49:17,655
- OH !
- [ Lloyd ] WHAT HAPPENED ?
732
00:49:17,688 --> 00:49:21,426
- STAY WHERE YOU ARE !
UNTIE MY PARENTS NOW !
- [ Lloyd ] JESSE !
733
00:49:21,459 --> 00:49:24,495
KID, WHAT'RE YOU DOIN' ?
734
00:49:24,529 --> 00:49:27,665
I MEAN IT !
UNTIE MY PARENTS.
JESSE !
735
00:49:27,698 --> 00:49:31,302
- JESSE, PHONE THE POLICE.
- PUT THE GUN DOWN.
- SHUT UP.
736
00:49:31,336 --> 00:49:33,504
GET BACK ON YOUR KNEES
OR I'LL SHOOT !
737
00:49:33,538 --> 00:49:36,207
YOU WILL ?
I WILL ! I'LL--
I'LL SHOOT YOU !
738
00:49:36,241 --> 00:49:40,178
'CAUSE I'M GONNA KEEP WALKIN'.
CAN YOU GET TO THAT PHONE
BEFORE I GET TO YOU ?
739
00:49:40,211 --> 00:49:43,614
- JESSE, PUT THE GUN DOWN.
- [ Telephone Ringing ]
740
00:49:43,648 --> 00:49:46,617
NO ! NO ! UNH !
741
00:49:46,651 --> 00:49:49,020
[ Gunshot ]
[ Caroline Screams ]
742
00:49:49,054 --> 00:49:51,022
[ Ringing Continues ]
743
00:49:53,491 --> 00:49:55,726
** [ Horns ]
[ Ringing Continues ]
744
00:49:57,528 --> 00:50:00,131
HELLO ?
CAROLINE ?
745
00:50:00,165 --> 00:50:04,302
IT'S CONNIE. LISTEN,
WE GOT A LITTLE HELD UP.
OH, HI.
746
00:50:04,335 --> 00:50:06,304
WE'LL BE THERE
IN 20 MINUTES.
747
00:50:06,337 --> 00:50:09,174
I HOPE THAT DINNER
ISN'T RUINED.
748
00:50:09,207 --> 00:50:12,143
OH, WELL... BYE.
OKAY, BYE.
749
00:50:12,177 --> 00:50:14,412
ALL RIGHT, GET IN THE CAR !
750
00:50:16,447 --> 00:50:20,585
GREAT. LOOKS LIKE
THERE'S GONNA BE
ONE MORE FOR DINNER, HUH ?
751
00:50:20,618 --> 00:50:23,488
**
752
00:50:23,521 --> 00:50:28,093
* I'LL HAVE
A BLUE CHRISTMAS-- *
753
00:50:28,126 --> 00:50:30,261
[ Phone Rings ]
754
00:50:30,295 --> 00:50:33,498
SISKEL.
[ Woman ]
HONEY, WHEN ARE YOU
COMING HOME ?
755
00:50:33,531 --> 00:50:37,168
YOUR PARENTS ARE HERE.
THE CHILDREN
ARE ASKING FOR YOU.
756
00:50:37,202 --> 00:50:40,538
I'M SORRY, STELLA.
I HAD SOME LAST-MINUTE
WORK TO DO.
757
00:50:40,571 --> 00:50:45,176
UH, I'LL GET THERE
AS SOON AS I CAN, OKAY ?
TELL THE KIDS I LOVE 'EM.
758
00:50:45,210 --> 00:50:47,212
OKAY, PLEASE HURRY.
OKAY, BYE.
759
00:50:47,245 --> 00:50:52,183
* DECORATIONS OF RED
760
00:50:52,217 --> 00:50:57,522
* ON A GREEN
CHRISTMAS TREE **
761
00:50:57,555 --> 00:51:01,626
LOOK, YOU'RE MAKING
A MISTAKE. I COULD
HELP YOU OUT, YOU KNOW.
762
00:51:01,659 --> 00:51:05,096
I GOT $11,000 CASH--
HEY ! HEY ! HEY !
763
00:51:05,130 --> 00:51:07,698
IT'S BEEN A LONG, BAD DAY.
764
00:51:07,732 --> 00:51:10,701
I'D RATHER BE IN IRAQ
THAN IN THIS FUCKIN' HOUSE.
765
00:51:10,735 --> 00:51:13,638
SO DO ME A FAVOR,
DO YOURSELF A FAVOR,
CUT THE SHIT.
766
00:51:13,671 --> 00:51:15,773
OKAY ?
I'M NOT. IT'S THE TRUTH.
767
00:51:15,806 --> 00:51:19,110
I GOT A BLACKMAIL
DEAL GOING IN SCHOOL--
BLACKMAIL ?
768
00:51:19,144 --> 00:51:22,880
WHAT ARE WE, A BUCK TEN ?
YOU'RE DOING BLACKMAIL
ON PEOPLE ?
769
00:51:22,913 --> 00:51:28,085
YEAH. I NEEDED SOME BIG MONEY
FAST. I WAS DESPERATE.
I WANTED TO GET OUT OF HERE.
770
00:51:28,119 --> 00:51:31,489
DESPERATE ABOUT WHAT ?
LET'S SEE.
771
00:51:31,522 --> 00:51:34,659
I GOT TWO YEARS, FOUR MONTHS
LEFT IN MILITARY SCHOOL.
772
00:51:34,692 --> 00:51:38,629
MY PARENTS HATE EACH OTHER.
MY FATHER RECORDS
EVERY MISTAKE IN MY LIFE...
773
00:51:38,663 --> 00:51:42,567
LIKE HE'S PREPARING FOR
MY PAROLE HEARING. I DON'T
GET TO DO ANYTHING BY MYSELF.
774
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:46,771
AND I LIVE IN THE SUBURBS.
YOU FIGURE IT OUT.
775
00:51:46,804 --> 00:51:49,774
SO WHERE YOU GONNA GO ?
HUH ?
776
00:51:49,807 --> 00:51:52,777
I DON'T KNOW.
WHERE DO YOU GO ?
777
00:51:52,810 --> 00:51:54,779
WHERE DO I GO ?
778
00:51:54,812 --> 00:51:56,914
WELL--
[ Clears Throat ]
779
00:51:56,947 --> 00:52:01,319
I USUALLY END UP IN JAMAICA
WITH THIS FRIEND OF MINE,
JIMMY MARLO.
780
00:52:01,352 --> 00:52:03,754
HE STEALS APPLIANCES
OFF OF TRUCKS.
781
00:52:03,788 --> 00:52:05,756
WE GET THE MONEY BACK
FROM THE FENCE,
782
00:52:05,790 --> 00:52:08,326
WHICH IS ABOUT HALF WHAT
THE STUFF'S REALLY WORTH,
783
00:52:08,359 --> 00:52:11,329
SPEND ALL THE MONEY, COME HOME,
START ALL OVER AGAIN.
784
00:52:11,362 --> 00:52:15,333
'COURSE, THIS TIME WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE THE BIG FINAL SCORE.
785
00:52:15,366 --> 00:52:17,768
YOU KNOW,
THE BIG RETIREMENT SCORE.
786
00:52:17,802 --> 00:52:20,805
WHY YOU QUITTING NOW ?
YOU GOT A GREAT LIFE.
787
00:52:20,838 --> 00:52:23,941
LET ME EXPLAIN
SOMETHING TO YA, KID.
788
00:52:23,974 --> 00:52:27,445
WHAT I DO, RUNNIN' AROUND
STEALIN' SHIT,
789
00:52:27,478 --> 00:52:29,847
THAT MAY SOUND GREAT
WHEN YOU'RE 15 YEARS OLD,
790
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:32,717
BUT IT SUCKS JUST A LITTLE BIT
WHEN YOU'RE 35,
791
00:52:32,750 --> 00:52:35,286
NO FAMILY, NO HOUSE.
792
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:38,289
I GOT A PARTNER WHO'S 56.
HE'S AN ALCOHOLIC.
793
00:52:38,323 --> 00:52:41,292
HE STILL CAN'T FIGURE OUT
WHY THEY TOOK HAPPY DAYS
OFF THE AIR.
794
00:52:41,326 --> 00:52:44,529
THEN ON TV EVERY DAY,
I SEE KIDS LIKE YOU
ON THESE TALK SHOWS.
795
00:52:44,562 --> 00:52:47,898
YOU GOT EVERYTHING,
OPPORTUNITIES UP THE ASS.
796
00:52:47,932 --> 00:52:50,901
YOU GOT A FAMILY
TO COME HOME TO,
AND WHAT DO YOU DO ?
797
00:52:50,935 --> 00:52:53,904
YOU BITCH AND MOAN BECAUSE
THINGS DON'T GO YOUR WAY.
798
00:52:53,938 --> 00:52:57,975
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT ?
WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD,
WHERE MOST OF THE TIME...
799
00:52:58,008 --> 00:53:00,478
THINGS DON'T GO
YOUR FUCKIN' WAY.
800
00:53:00,511 --> 00:53:03,914
EASY FOR YOU TO SAY.
EVERYTHING GOES YOUR WAY.
801
00:53:03,948 --> 00:53:06,317
GREAT. YOU KNOW WHAT ?
802
00:53:06,351 --> 00:53:09,354
I THINK I HAD YOU
PEGGED WRONG.
803
00:53:09,387 --> 00:53:12,357
I DON'T THINK
YOU HAVE A BRAIN
IN YOUR FUCKIN' HEAD.
804
00:53:14,359 --> 00:53:16,627
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
805
00:53:19,430 --> 00:53:22,567
NOW, WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.
RULES OF THE HOUSE.
806
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:25,836
NO TELEPHONE
EXCEPT FOR THE KITCHEN.
NO TELEVISION.
807
00:53:25,870 --> 00:53:27,938
NOBODY ON THE SECOND FLOOR,
IN CASE YOUR SON MAKES NOISE.
808
00:53:27,972 --> 00:53:30,775
I WANT YOU IN FRONT OF ME
AT ALL TIMES.
809
00:53:30,808 --> 00:53:33,778
NO ARGUING. WHEN YOU FIGHT,
YOU FORGET EVERYTHING ELSE.
810
00:53:33,811 --> 00:53:37,515
JUST BEHAVE AND PAY ATTENTION,
OR I TAKE YOUR SON WITH ME.
811
00:53:37,548 --> 00:53:41,819
NOW, TELL ME
ABOUT THIS DOCTOR GUY.
812
00:53:44,455 --> 00:53:48,793
I RECEIVED A CALL
FROM WILL WARREN,
THE COUNTY PROSECUTOR.
813
00:53:48,826 --> 00:53:51,529
HAPPENS TO BE
A CLOSE FRIEND OF MINE.
814
00:53:51,562 --> 00:53:56,534
IN SPITE OF YOUR BUNGLING,
HE'S CONFIDENT THEY'LL
FIND OUR THIEF...
815
00:53:56,567 --> 00:53:58,703
IN THOSE HOUSE-TO-HOUSE
SEARCHES DURING CURFEW.
816
00:53:58,736 --> 00:54:03,941
ANOTHER THING. HE SAID,
UH, YOUR MEN ARE TO ASSIST
AND REPORT TO ME...
817
00:54:03,974 --> 00:54:05,976
AS PER HIS INSTRUCTIONS.
818
00:54:06,010 --> 00:54:09,980
YOU CAN CALL IF YOU'D LIKE.
UM, LET'S SEE,
ONE OTHER THING--
819
00:54:10,014 --> 00:54:12,283
OH, YES, YOUR CHRISTMAS
WISH CAME TRUE.
820
00:54:12,317 --> 00:54:16,387
[ Laughing ]
YOU'RE TO BE OUT OF HERE
THE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS.
821
00:54:16,421 --> 00:54:20,425
ISN'T THAT A LOVELY NOEL ?
IT'S BEEN SWELL.
822
00:54:20,458 --> 00:54:22,493
BOB.
YES.
823
00:54:22,527 --> 00:54:25,796
- I NAILED YOUR WIFE.
- WHAT ?
824
00:54:25,830 --> 00:54:28,399
AFTER THE TOWN MEETING
LAST AUGUST.
825
00:54:28,433 --> 00:54:30,601
YOU WERE IN RHODE ISLAND
ON BUSINESS.
826
00:54:32,603 --> 00:54:34,605
THREE TIMES, BOB.
827
00:54:35,873 --> 00:54:39,610
SHE SAID YOU NEVER
WENT THREE TIMES, BOB.
828
00:54:41,879 --> 00:54:43,948
[ Knocking ]
829
00:54:46,384 --> 00:54:50,788
- MERRY CHRISTMAS, LLOYD !
- PHIL, STEVE, MERRY CHRISTMAS.
830
00:54:50,821 --> 00:54:52,790
ARE YOU GUYS
WORKING TONIGHT ?
MM-HMM.
831
00:54:52,823 --> 00:54:55,926
THEY'RE STARTING
THAT CURFEW TONIGHT,
AND THIS IS OUR AREA.
832
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:58,763
THOUGHT WE MIGHT
SAY HI TO GARY.
833
00:54:58,796 --> 00:55:01,632
- IS HE HERE YET ?
- GARY.
834
00:55:01,666 --> 00:55:04,669
WHO'S GARY ?
HE'S MY BROTHER-IN-LAW.
835
00:55:04,702 --> 00:55:07,304
THEY ALL GREW UP TOGETHER.
GREAT.
836
00:55:10,808 --> 00:55:15,112
IS THAT CAROLINE ?
I'D LOVE TO SAY HELLO !
I'D LOVE TO SEE CAROLINE.
837
00:55:15,145 --> 00:55:19,316
YOU KNOW, YOUR WIFE ?
OF COURSE IT IS.
WHAT AM I DOING ?
838
00:55:19,350 --> 00:55:22,653
SHE'S UPSTAIRS.
SHE'S CHANG-- YOU WANT
A CUP OF COFFEE ?
839
00:55:22,687 --> 00:55:25,456
COME ON IN.
IN THE KITCHEN.
OH, YEAH.
840
00:55:25,490 --> 00:55:29,394
MAYBE A PIECE
OF PUMPKIN PIE OR SOMETHING ?
OH, UH--
841
00:55:29,427 --> 00:55:33,898
[ Lloyd ] WERE YOU GUYS
HERE LAST YEAR ?
YEAH, THERE WAS A RUM CAKE.
842
00:55:33,931 --> 00:55:36,867
YOU GUYS MAKE
GREAT COFFEE.
YEAH, IT WAS FANTASTIC.
843
00:55:36,901 --> 00:55:40,805
YOU GUYS HELP YOURSELVES.
I'LL GO GET CAROLINE, SO--
844
00:55:40,838 --> 00:55:43,474
UNH !
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ?
845
00:55:43,508 --> 00:55:47,478
IT WOULD HAVE CAUSED
SUSPICION TO SAY NO.
YOU NEVER ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG.
846
00:55:47,512 --> 00:55:50,815
FINALLY SOMEBODY SAYS IT
BESIDES ME.
THERE WAS NO ALTERNATIVE.
847
00:55:50,848 --> 00:55:53,350
I COULD HAVE BEEN
IN THE SHOWER.
848
00:55:53,384 --> 00:55:56,821
SHE COULD HAVE BEEN
WRAPPING PRESENTS.
WHAT IS THIS, A LYING SEMINAR ?
849
00:55:56,854 --> 00:56:00,525
YOU MADE A NOISE.
I WAS DISTRACTED.
HE WAS DISTRACTED.
850
00:56:00,558 --> 00:56:02,527
[ Grunting ]
851
00:56:12,537 --> 00:56:15,606
[ Steve ]
NO, I'M NOT BUYING WINE
FOR YOUR BROTHER.
852
00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:18,876
HE CAN SUCK ON A GRAPE,
MARGE. FORGET IT.
853
00:56:18,909 --> 00:56:20,911
[ Marge ]
WHAT ABOUT THE BREAKFAST ?
854
00:56:20,945 --> 00:56:25,082
OKAY, I'LL GET THE MILK
AND THE DOUGHNUTS.
THERE YOU GO.
855
00:56:25,115 --> 00:56:29,887
MM-HMM. YE-- MARGE,
HOLD ON. THEY GOT
ANOTHER CALL COMIN' IN.
856
00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:33,524
YES, I'LL TALK
TO YOU LATER. HELLO.
857
00:56:33,558 --> 00:56:35,593
UH, GUSSIE ?
858
00:56:35,626 --> 00:56:38,696
NO, THIS IS LT. MILFORD.
TO WHOM AM I SPEAKING ?
859
00:56:38,729 --> 00:56:42,433
- UH--
- OOH, HE HUNG UP.
860
00:56:42,467 --> 00:56:46,904
- [ Phil ] WHO WAS IT ?
- I DON'T KNOW. HUNG UP.
861
00:56:46,937 --> 00:56:50,708
- PROBABLY A WRONG NUMBER.
- CRANK CALL.
862
00:56:50,741 --> 00:56:53,210
YEAH, KIDS.
THAT'S IT.
863
00:56:53,243 --> 00:56:57,448
- SO... OOH, IT'S LATE.
- WHEN DO YOU THINK GAR
MIGHT BE GETTIN' HERE ?
864
00:56:57,482 --> 00:57:01,218
WELL, MAYBE
WHAT YOU SHOULD DO
IS GO AND, UM...
865
00:57:01,251 --> 00:57:04,889
WHEN GARY COMES,
I'LL GET HIM TO CALL YOU
AT THE OFFICE.
866
00:57:04,922 --> 00:57:08,058
BECAUSE CHRISTMAS EVE,
YOU'RE SO BUSY, AND I--
[ Phone Rings ]
867
00:57:08,092 --> 00:57:11,829
OH, I'LL GET IT.
THAT'S IT.
THANK YOU. HELLO ?
868
00:57:11,862 --> 00:57:16,100
HELLO. UH,
ARE YOU FEELING BETTER ?
869
00:57:16,133 --> 00:57:21,071
WHO GIVES A RAT'S ASS
HOW I FEEL ? WHERE'S GUSSIE ?
870
00:57:21,105 --> 00:57:24,108
I'LL GET HIM.
BACK IN A MINUTE.
871
00:57:25,876 --> 00:57:27,978
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M WORKING TONIGHT.
872
00:57:28,012 --> 00:57:31,749
I KNOW. SOME GUY ROBBIN'
PEOPLE ON CHRISTMAS EVE ?
873
00:57:31,782 --> 00:57:34,652
IT'S NOT RIGHT.
IT'S NOT RIGHT.
874
00:57:34,685 --> 00:57:40,591
WE'LL GET HIM THOUGH.
WE GOT EVERY COP AND
HIS BROTHER LOOKIN' FOR HIM.
875
00:57:40,625 --> 00:57:44,194
- CHRISTMAS EVE, IT'S--
- MURRAY.
876
00:57:46,531 --> 00:57:49,199
HE HUNG UP.
WELL, HE SOUNDED UPSET.
877
00:57:49,233 --> 00:57:53,170
HE SHOULD BE.
HE'S GONNA DIE
A HORRIBLE FUCKIN' DEATH.
878
00:57:53,203 --> 00:57:55,205
[ Connie ] CAROLINE !
879
00:57:55,239 --> 00:57:57,575
OH ! SPEAKING OF WHICH--
880
00:57:59,009 --> 00:58:02,947
[ Sighs ]
SO, GARY AND CONNIE
AND THE KIDS.
881
00:58:02,980 --> 00:58:06,684
[ Gary, Connie ]
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
GAR !
882
00:58:06,717 --> 00:58:08,686
STEVE ! PHIL !
OH, MERRY
CHRISTMAS, GAR !
883
00:58:08,719 --> 00:58:12,189
MOM ?
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
884
00:58:12,222 --> 00:58:14,291
MOM, THE TV'S BROKE.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ALL NIGHT ?
885
00:58:14,324 --> 00:58:16,561
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
CELEBRATE THE BIRTH
OF CHRIST !
886
00:58:16,594 --> 00:58:19,730
NOW, PUT THE PRESENTS
UNDER THE TREE.
CONNIE, HONEY,
887
00:58:19,764 --> 00:58:21,732
LOOK WHO DROPPED BY.
[ Both ]
MERRY CHRISTMAS, CONNIE.
888
00:58:21,766 --> 00:58:26,070
[ Chuckling ]
I'LL TAKE THAT BAG
UPSTAIRS.
889
00:58:26,103 --> 00:58:28,839
[ Mother ]
I'LL TAKE IT.
I WANT TO CHANGE MY SHOES.
890
00:58:30,340 --> 00:58:33,811
MOM, HI.
LLOYD,
WHO IS THIS ?
891
00:58:33,844 --> 00:58:37,181
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
WHO IS THIS ?
892
00:58:37,214 --> 00:58:40,685
[ Lloyd ]
THIS IS THE DOCTOR
WE WERE TELLING YOU ABOUT.
893
00:58:40,718 --> 00:58:42,987
DOCTOR... WONG.
894
00:58:43,020 --> 00:58:45,690
AH, THE MARRIAGE DOCTOR.
895
00:58:45,723 --> 00:58:47,692
RIGHT.
YEAH.
896
00:58:47,725 --> 00:58:50,260
WONG ?
YOU'RE A WONG ?
897
00:58:50,294 --> 00:58:53,163
WELL, MY MOTHER
WAS IRISH.
AND YOUR FATHER ?
898
00:58:53,197 --> 00:58:55,099
WASN'T.
WHY DON'T WE GO
DOWNSTAIRS ?
899
00:58:55,132 --> 00:58:57,735
I WANT TO CHANGE MY SHOES.
[ Lloyd ]
YOUR SHOES ARE LOVELY.
900
00:58:57,768 --> 00:59:00,605
MY FEET HURT.
TAKE 'EM OFF.
GO BAREFOOT.
901
00:59:00,638 --> 00:59:03,608
A BOHEMIAN CHRISTMAS !
I'M UP FOR THAT !
WHAT THE HELL...
902
00:59:03,641 --> 00:59:07,578
IS WRONG WITH YOU ?
WHY DO YOU GET STRANGE
AT FAMILY GATHERINGS ?
903
00:59:07,612 --> 00:59:09,013
IT'S NOT ME, MOM.
IT'S CAROLINE.
904
00:59:09,046 --> 00:59:11,248
SHE'S A LITTLE NERVOUS
ABOUT THE DINNER.
905
00:59:11,281 --> 00:59:14,685
MAYBE YOU COULD GO
TELL HER WHAT YOU THINK.
YOU KNOW, GIVE HER A HAND.
906
00:59:14,719 --> 00:59:17,554
YOU KNOW WHAT
A BAD COOK SHE IS.
907
00:59:17,588 --> 00:59:22,359
OH. ALL RIGHT.
908
00:59:22,392 --> 00:59:25,029
AREN'T YOU GOING
TO TAKE MY BAG UP ?
LATER.
909
00:59:25,062 --> 00:59:26,964
WELL, I'LL TAKE IT.
NO, NO.
I'LL GO, I'LL GO.
910
00:59:26,997 --> 00:59:29,700
I JUST WANTED TO BE
CLOSE TO YOU.
911
00:59:29,734 --> 00:59:32,136
HE, UH--
HE LOVES YOU SO VERY MUCH.
912
00:59:37,141 --> 00:59:41,578
[ Phone Ringing ]
913
00:59:41,612 --> 00:59:45,115
CAROLINE, COULD YOU
COME UP HERE FOR A MINUTE ?
914
00:59:45,149 --> 00:59:49,887
I THOUGHT YOU NEEDED HELP.
YES, WELL, EVERYTHING'S
IN THE DINING ROOM--
915
00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:52,156
WHY DON'T YOU
LIGHT THE CANDLES ?
THAT'D BE GOOD.
916
00:59:52,189 --> 00:59:54,224
BITCH.
BITCH.
917
00:59:54,258 --> 00:59:58,162
[ Ringing ]
918
00:59:58,195 --> 01:00:00,765
HELLO ?
WHERE'S GUS ?
919
01:00:02,332 --> 01:00:05,803
- MURRAY ?
- HOW DO I KNOW
THIS IS GUSSIE ?
920
01:00:05,836 --> 01:00:09,740
BECAUSE THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU
I'M GONNA TEAR ALL THE HAIR
OUT OF YOUR BALLS ONE BY ONE,
921
01:00:09,774 --> 01:00:12,076
YOU FUCKING MULE.
HOW'S THAT ?
922
01:00:12,109 --> 01:00:14,645
[ Murray Laughing ]
KID, I GOT GOOD NEWS.
YEAH ?
923
01:00:14,679 --> 01:00:17,347
A FRIEND OF MINE'S
GOT A BOAT.
A FRIEND ?
924
01:00:17,381 --> 01:00:19,850
NOBODY LIKES YOU.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT, "FRIEND" ?
925
01:00:19,884 --> 01:00:23,620
IT'S SOMEBODY I JUST MET,
AND WE KIND OF HIT IT OFF.
I THINK SHE REALLY LIKES ME.
926
01:00:23,654 --> 01:00:26,323
SHE ? SHE ?
MURRAY, I'VE BEEN
IN THIS HOUSE ALL NIGHT...
927
01:00:26,356 --> 01:00:28,759
WONDERING IF I'M GONNA GET
BUSTED OR NOT AND YOU'VE
BEEN FUCKIN' DATING ?
928
01:00:28,793 --> 01:00:32,162
IS THAT IT, MURRAY ?
CALM DOWN. IT'S
THE BEST I COULD DO.
929
01:00:32,196 --> 01:00:36,767
LISTEN, SHE'S A NICE WOMAN.
AND SHE'S JUST...
[ Gus Laughing ]
930
01:00:36,801 --> 01:00:39,269
SKIPPED PAROLE
FROM NEW JERSEY.
AN EX-CON ?
931
01:00:39,303 --> 01:00:42,773
YEAH.
YEAH, THAT'S GREAT.
THAT'S JUST GREAT.
932
01:00:42,807 --> 01:00:45,042
HOW DO YOU KNOW SHE'S
NOT GONNA TURN US IN ?
SHE WOULDN'T.
933
01:00:45,075 --> 01:00:50,047
SHE CAN'T AFFORD TO.
IF SHE DID, SHE'D BE BACK IN
THE SLAMMER BEFORE SHE KNEW IT.
934
01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:52,649
HONEST.
SHE'S LEGIT.
935
01:00:52,683 --> 01:00:55,452
BUT THERE'S JUST ONE
LITTLE PROBLEM.
936
01:00:55,485 --> 01:00:58,288
WHAT ? CHILDREN ?
NO.
937
01:00:58,322 --> 01:01:01,025
THE BOAT NEEDS...
A LITTLE WORK.
938
01:01:01,058 --> 01:01:04,061
[ Laughing ]
939
01:01:04,094 --> 01:01:06,163
[ Snorts, Sighs ]
940
01:01:06,196 --> 01:01:09,333
[ Laughing ]
941
01:01:09,366 --> 01:01:13,904
[ Sighing, Sniffs ]
942
01:01:13,938 --> 01:01:16,741
[ Chuckling ]
943
01:01:16,774 --> 01:01:21,178
[ Inhales, Sighs ]
944
01:01:22,379 --> 01:01:24,414
HELLO ?
945
01:01:27,351 --> 01:01:29,419
HELLO.
946
01:01:29,453 --> 01:01:32,322
- HOW LONG ?
- HOUR, HOUR AND A HALF.
947
01:01:32,356 --> 01:01:35,325
HOUR.
OKAY.
948
01:01:35,359 --> 01:01:37,828
YOU HAVE AN HOUR.
OKAY.
HOUR.
949
01:01:37,862 --> 01:01:41,065
BYE-BYE.
ALL RIGHT, BYE-BYE.
950
01:01:43,801 --> 01:01:46,203
LAST CHECK.
THREE OR FOUR MINUTES AWAY.
PROCEED TO THE NEXT HOUSE.
951
01:01:46,236 --> 01:01:49,840
ISN'T THIS EXCITING ?
I'M SURE GLAD I GOT A CHANCE
TO SEE SANTA WHILE HE WAS HERE.
952
01:01:49,874 --> 01:01:53,043
[ Chuckling ]
AND SANTA'S WOULD LIKE
TO TOAST YOU ALL...
953
01:01:53,077 --> 01:01:55,445
FOR ANSWERING
THE CALL OF DUTY...
954
01:01:55,479 --> 01:01:59,516
ON THE HOLIEST OF NIGHTS.
EVERYONE, GRAB A GLASS.
955
01:01:59,549 --> 01:02:01,752
YOU TOO. GRAB A GLASS.
COME ON, COME ON.
GRAB A GLASS.
956
01:02:01,786 --> 01:02:04,955
EVERYONE, COME ON.
SANTA DOESN'T DRINK
CHAMPAGNE.
957
01:02:04,989 --> 01:02:07,191
SANTA DRINKS MILK.
958
01:02:07,224 --> 01:02:11,195
LOOK, SANTA CAN'T DRINK
ANY MORE MILK TONIGHT.
959
01:02:11,228 --> 01:02:13,263
SANTA HAS A LACTOSE
INTOLERANCE.
960
01:02:13,297 --> 01:02:15,032
IT GIVES HIM
HORRIBLE GAS PAINS.
961
01:02:15,065 --> 01:02:17,367
YOU WANT TO SEE SANTA FARTING
DOWN EVERYONE'S CHIMNEY ?
962
01:02:17,401 --> 01:02:21,438
[ Santa Laughing ]
MERRY CHRISTMAS !
963
01:02:21,471 --> 01:02:24,208
[ Others ]
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
964
01:02:24,241 --> 01:02:26,210
AH !
965
01:02:26,243 --> 01:02:29,213
[ Caroline ]
WHAT WE'RE HAVING...
966
01:02:29,246 --> 01:02:32,749
IS A TRADITIONAL
SCANDINAVIAN CHRISTMAS FEAST.
967
01:02:32,783 --> 01:02:35,786
WE HAVE ROAST SUCKLING PIG,
968
01:02:35,820 --> 01:02:39,790
FRESH BAKED KRINGLORS
WITH A HONEY PECAN
DIPPING SAUCE,
969
01:02:39,824 --> 01:02:43,227
SEVEN-DAY-OLD LUTEFISK
AND LAMB GOOKINS.
970
01:02:43,260 --> 01:02:46,063
WHAT YOU'RE WEARING ON
YOUR HEADS ARE CALLED
LUCIA WREATHS.
971
01:02:46,096 --> 01:02:49,333
THEY'RE WORN IN HONOR
OF SAINT LUCIA,
972
01:02:49,366 --> 01:02:53,070
A BRAVE AND NOBLE WOMAN
I ADMIRE VERY MUCH.
973
01:02:53,103 --> 01:02:55,339
A WOMAN WHOSE BELIEFS
WERE SO STRONG,
974
01:02:55,372 --> 01:02:58,976
THEY RENDERED
HER INFLAMMABLE.
975
01:02:59,009 --> 01:03:02,947
AS THE STORY GOES,
976
01:03:02,980 --> 01:03:05,182
LUCIA WAS ENGAGED
TO BE MARRIED...
977
01:03:05,215 --> 01:03:07,451
AND INSTEAD
OF GIVING HER DOWRY
TO HER IN-LAWS,
978
01:03:07,484 --> 01:03:10,454
SHE GAVE IT
TO THE POOR PEOPLE
OF THE VILLAGE.
979
01:03:10,487 --> 01:03:15,092
HER HUSBAND-TO-BE,
THINKING SHE WAS
OUT OF HER MIND,
980
01:03:15,125 --> 01:03:17,928
BETRAYED HER TO THE ROMANS
AS A CHRISTIAN,
981
01:03:17,962 --> 01:03:21,798
AND THEY CONDEMNED HER
TO BURN AT THE STAKE.
982
01:03:21,832 --> 01:03:24,334
BUT ALTHOUGH SHE WAS
SURROUNDED BY FLAMES,
983
01:03:24,368 --> 01:03:27,204
SHE WOULD NOT BURN.
984
01:03:27,237 --> 01:03:30,040
AND THEY HAD TO STAB HER
WITH A SWORD.
985
01:03:30,074 --> 01:03:33,610
MY GOD. IS THIS
A CHRISTMAS STORY ?
986
01:03:33,643 --> 01:03:37,147
WHO CARES.
MY FOREHEAD IS BLISTERING.
987
01:03:37,181 --> 01:03:40,817
I THINK IT'S COOL,
AUNT CAROLINE.
THANK YOU.
988
01:03:40,851 --> 01:03:44,154
OKAY, DIG IN, EVERYBODY.
DON'T BE SHY.
989
01:03:47,992 --> 01:03:52,963
EVERYTHING LOOKS GREAT,
HONEY.
THANK YOU, SWEETHEART.
990
01:03:52,997 --> 01:03:55,332
[ Clears Throat
To Disguise Spitting ]
991
01:03:55,365 --> 01:04:00,905
FROM WHAT SCHOOL
ARE YOU TRAINED,
DR. WONG ? FREUD ?
992
01:04:00,938 --> 01:04:04,541
UH, NAH. I DON'T GO IN
FOR THAT DREAM STUFF.
REALLY ?
993
01:04:04,574 --> 01:04:07,077
YOU DON'T THINK
PATIENTS SHOULD
EXAMINE THEIR DREAMS ?
994
01:04:07,111 --> 01:04:10,480
WELL, I JUST DON'T THINK
THEY SHOULD BOTHER OTHER
PEOPLE WITH THEM.
995
01:04:10,514 --> 01:04:15,219
I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF A LOSER
ACTUALLY THINKS ANYBODY ELSE
IS INTERESTED ?
996
01:04:15,252 --> 01:04:21,191
YOU MUST HAVE MET A GREAT MANY
STRANGE AND DISTURBED PEOPLE.
997
01:04:21,225 --> 01:04:23,327
MY LINE OF WORK,
YOU MEET SOME REAL WACKOS.
998
01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:26,363
YOU CALL YOUR PATIENTS
"WACKOS" ?
999
01:04:26,396 --> 01:04:30,234
YEAH, THEY--
THEY LIKE IT.
1000
01:04:30,267 --> 01:04:33,103
WELL, IT SEEMS THAT
THIS THERAPY IS WORKING.
1001
01:04:33,137 --> 01:04:35,672
I'VE NEVER SEEN THESE TWO
SO AGREEABLE TOGETHER.
1002
01:04:35,705 --> 01:04:39,076
- WHAT THE HELL AM I EATING ?
- OH, THAT'S A PARSNIP KRINGLOR.
1003
01:04:39,109 --> 01:04:42,179
THEY DATE BACK
TO THE FOURTH CENTURY.
THAT'S WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
1004
01:04:42,212 --> 01:04:47,051
- [ Mother ] WHERE'S YOUR SON ?
- UH, HE'S SPENDING THE NIGHT
WITH A FRIEND.
1005
01:04:47,084 --> 01:04:50,687
- ON CHRISTMAS EVE ?
- I THINK IT'S VERY STRANGE.
1006
01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:53,958
WELL--
WELL, HE--
1007
01:04:53,991 --> 01:04:57,361
UH, ACTUALLY,
THAT WAS, UH, MY IDEA.
1008
01:04:57,394 --> 01:05:01,365
BECAUSE, UH, WHEN ONE
IS CONSTRUCTING...
1009
01:05:01,398 --> 01:05:03,433
HIGHWAYS OF COMMUNICATION...
1010
01:05:03,467 --> 01:05:07,471
BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE,
IT'S SOMETIMES
A GOOD IDEA TO, UH,
1011
01:05:07,504 --> 01:05:11,275
CLEAR THE ROAD AND SLOWLY
INTRODUCE EXIT SIGNS.
1012
01:05:11,308 --> 01:05:13,310
THAT'S FUNNY.
1013
01:05:13,343 --> 01:05:16,046
I HEARD SOMETHING
VERY SIMILAR ON OPRAH
LAST WEEK.
1014
01:05:16,080 --> 01:05:20,050
I ASSUME THAT
AS YOU'VE BUILT...
1015
01:05:20,084 --> 01:05:21,986
HIGHWAYS
OF COMMUNICATION,
1016
01:05:22,019 --> 01:05:25,389
YOU HAVE DISCUSSED
CAROLINE'S ADULTERY.
1017
01:05:25,422 --> 01:05:27,457
WHAT ?
1018
01:05:27,491 --> 01:05:29,926
YOU TOLD YOUR MOTHER ?
1019
01:05:29,960 --> 01:05:32,596
[ Mother ]
AND WHY NOT ?
HE WAS VERY UPSET,
1020
01:05:32,629 --> 01:05:34,965
AND HE NEEDED SOMEONE
HE COULD TRUST TO TALK TO.
1021
01:05:34,999 --> 01:05:38,568
TELL ME SOMETHING,
IN YOUR PROFESSIONAL OPINION,
1022
01:05:38,602 --> 01:05:41,605
SHOULD THESE TWO
BE MARRIED ?
MOTHER.
1023
01:05:41,638 --> 01:05:44,274
[ Gus ]
CAROLINE.
1024
01:05:47,177 --> 01:05:50,247
IS THAT PART OF
THE TREATMENT TOO ?
SHE CAN'T LEAVE ?
1025
01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:53,650
YES, DR. WONG,
WHY DON'T YOU TELL US
ALL ABOUT YOUR TREATMENT.
1026
01:05:53,683 --> 01:05:57,487
IN DETAIL.
IT'LL BE SO... FASCINATING.
1027
01:05:57,521 --> 01:05:59,589
[ Chuckles ]
1028
01:05:59,623 --> 01:06:02,359
WELL, IT'S A, UH,
1029
01:06:02,392 --> 01:06:08,098
COMPLEX WEB...
[ Clears Throat ]
1030
01:06:08,132 --> 01:06:12,102
OF COMPLICATIONS,
1031
01:06:12,136 --> 01:06:14,604
WHICH, UH,
NEED TO BE WEAVED...
1032
01:06:14,638 --> 01:06:18,475
AND, UH, WOVEN
INTO A, UH, QUILT...
1033
01:06:18,508 --> 01:06:22,279
OF SOME KIND.
[ Sighs ]
1034
01:06:22,312 --> 01:06:25,149
IT'S REALLY EXPENSIVE TREATMENT.
I CAN TELL YOU THAT MUCH.
COSTS A HELL OF A LOT OF MONEY.
1035
01:06:25,182 --> 01:06:27,617
MMM, THESE LAMB COOSINS
ARE GREAT, SWEETHEART.
1036
01:06:27,651 --> 01:06:31,788
THEY'RE GOOKINS,
NOT COOSINS, HONEY.
1037
01:06:31,821 --> 01:06:36,293
[ Mother ]
WHERE I WAS BORN, DR. WONG,
1038
01:06:36,326 --> 01:06:38,395
LIFE AND MARRIAGE
WAS LESS COMPLICATED.
1039
01:06:38,428 --> 01:06:40,397
MY MARRIAGE WAS ARRANGED,
IN FACT.
1040
01:06:40,430 --> 01:06:42,666
MY HUSBAND LIVED
IN THE NEXT TOWN...
1041
01:06:42,699 --> 01:06:45,001
AND OUR PARENTS
WANTED TO JOIN FARMS.
1042
01:06:45,035 --> 01:06:47,404
REALLY.
WHAT KIND OF FARMS ?
1043
01:06:47,437 --> 01:06:50,474
PIGS.
1044
01:06:50,507 --> 01:06:53,477
CAROLINE,
COULD I HAVE THE WINE ?
1045
01:06:53,510 --> 01:06:56,213
IT'S ALL FINISHED.
WE HAVE TO GET ANOTHER BOTTLE.
1046
01:06:58,115 --> 01:07:00,150
[ Mother ]
WHERE ARE YOU ALL GOING ?
1047
01:07:00,184 --> 01:07:04,388
I GOTTA STAY WITH THEM
TO, UH, WEAVE THE, UH--
1048
01:07:04,421 --> 01:07:07,357
UH...
OW !
1049
01:07:07,391 --> 01:07:10,160
JUST SHUT UP AND EAT
YOUR GODDAMN DINNERS.
1050
01:07:10,194 --> 01:07:12,662
YOU WON'T TALK ABOUT IT
IN THERAPY, BUT YOU'LL
DISCUSS IT BEHIND MY BACK...
1051
01:07:12,696 --> 01:07:15,031
WITH THAT BITCH !
HEY, SHE'S MOTHER.
1052
01:07:15,065 --> 01:07:17,033
SHE'S A FUCKIN'
BITCH, LLOYD.
YOU ARE NOT
SUPPOSED TO TAKE SIDES.
1053
01:07:17,067 --> 01:07:19,669
NO, NO, NO.
THANK YOU SO MUCH, GUS.
FINALLY SOMEBODY ELSE SEES.
1054
01:07:19,703 --> 01:07:21,705
YOU'D HAVE TO BE
BLIND NOT TO SEE.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
1055
01:07:21,738 --> 01:07:23,673
LET'S JUST GET IN THERE
AND CHANGE THE SUBJECT.
OH, FINE.
1056
01:07:23,707 --> 01:07:26,776
WHY DIDN'T WE JUST
CHANGE THE SUBJECT
BEFORE I WAS HUMILIATED ?
1057
01:07:26,810 --> 01:07:29,246
THAT'S IT, LLOYD.
WE ARE GETTING A DIVORCE.
1058
01:07:29,279 --> 01:07:32,249
I'VE, YOU KNOW--
THIS IS FINISHED.
1059
01:07:40,124 --> 01:07:42,392
NOW GET THE HELL HOME, GEORGE,
BEFORE WE CALL YOUR WIFE.
1060
01:07:42,426 --> 01:07:44,694
HONESTLY, GEORGE.
WHAT AN EXAMPLE.
1061
01:07:44,728 --> 01:07:47,097
SANTA WAS
MEAN TO ME.
1062
01:07:47,131 --> 01:07:50,400
I'M SERIOUS, GEORGE.
YEAH ?
1063
01:07:50,434 --> 01:07:54,271
MAYBE SANTA WON'T
COME BACK NEXT YEAR.
1064
01:07:54,304 --> 01:07:56,273
MAYBE HIM
AND THE EASTER BUNNY...
1065
01:07:56,306 --> 01:07:58,408
WILL TAKE A FUCKIN' CRUISE
TO JAMAICA,
1066
01:07:58,442 --> 01:08:02,712
AND YOU CAN EAT
YOUR OWN LOUSY COOKIES.
1067
01:08:02,746 --> 01:08:04,748
[ Unzips Fly ]
1068
01:08:04,781 --> 01:08:08,218
[ Urinating,
Sighing ]
1069
01:08:08,252 --> 01:08:13,223
OH, WHO THE HELL KNOWS,
HUH ? OW !
1070
01:08:13,257 --> 01:08:15,725
I WAS PREGNANT
WITH JESSE THEN.
1071
01:08:15,759 --> 01:08:20,730
WE LIVED
IN THE MOST...
WONDERFUL...
1072
01:08:20,764 --> 01:08:23,500
ONE-BEDROOM
APARTMENT.
1073
01:08:23,533 --> 01:08:25,735
YOU SEE, LLOYD,
1074
01:08:25,769 --> 01:08:28,738
NEVER TOOK ANY MONEY
FROM HIS FAMILY THEN.
1075
01:08:28,772 --> 01:08:31,241
I FOUND THAT
SO ATTRACTIVE.
1076
01:08:31,275 --> 01:08:33,109
AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED ?
1077
01:08:33,143 --> 01:08:35,779
DON'T ENCOURAGE HER, MARY.
NO ONE WANTS TO LISTEN
TO HER MISERY.
1078
01:08:35,812 --> 01:08:41,751
LLOYD WAS WORKING
AS AN ASSISTANT BANQUET
MANAGER AT THE SHERATON.
1079
01:08:41,785 --> 01:08:44,254
[ Chuckles ]
1080
01:08:44,288 --> 01:08:48,124
WE'D MAKE LOVE IN THE MORNINGS
BECAUSE HE WAS, YOU KNOW--
CAROLINE,
1081
01:08:48,158 --> 01:08:50,126
WHY DON'T YOU
EAT SOMETHING.
1082
01:08:50,160 --> 01:08:53,763
LLOYD, WHY DON'T YOU EAT ME.
1083
01:08:53,797 --> 01:08:57,201
[ Gasps ]
KIDS, GO INTO THE DEN.
1084
01:08:57,234 --> 01:08:59,536
IT ALL TURNED TO SHIT...
[ Connie ] THIS IS NOT
A CONVERSATION FOR CHILDREN.
1085
01:08:59,569 --> 01:09:02,539
IT'S NOT A CONVERSATION
FOR ADULTS EITHER.
WHEN LLOYD'S FATHER DIED.
1086
01:09:02,572 --> 01:09:07,611
WHERE YOU GOING ?
THE LIVING ROOM, TO LEAVE
YOU TO YOUR QUILTING.
1087
01:09:07,644 --> 01:09:10,480
[ Caroline ]
SHE BRIBED LLOYD TO MOVE BACK--
I'LL BE THERE TO OPEN PRESENTS.
1088
01:09:10,514 --> 01:09:12,616
IF MY PLANS CHANGE,
I'LL CONTACT YOU.
1089
01:09:12,649 --> 01:09:15,185
I HATE CONNECTICUT.
I GREW UP IN CONNECTICUT.
WHY DON'T WE ALL...
1090
01:09:15,219 --> 01:09:19,289
GO INTO THE LIVING ROOM.
THEN WE CAN HAVE OUR COFFEE
AND DESSERT IN THERE.
1091
01:09:19,323 --> 01:09:23,360
- YOU PHONY BASTARD !
- CAROLINE, SHUT UP !
1092
01:09:23,393 --> 01:09:25,362
LET'S ALL GO
TO THE BATHROOM--
SIT DOWN, CONNIE. SIT.
1093
01:09:25,395 --> 01:09:27,864
EXCUSE ME, BUT I AM NOT
ONE OF YOUR PATIENTS.
1094
01:09:27,897 --> 01:09:31,301
YOU'RE GONNA BE SOMEBODY'S
PATIENT IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR
ASS BACK DOWN INTO THAT CHAIR.
1095
01:09:31,335 --> 01:09:33,503
WOW. OW !
1096
01:09:33,537 --> 01:09:35,705
I SWEAR TO GOD,
YOU HIT THAT KID ONE MORE TIME,
1097
01:09:35,739 --> 01:09:38,308
AND I'M GONNA STICK THAT
PIG'S HEAD RIGHT UP YOUR ASS !
1098
01:09:38,342 --> 01:09:42,312
GARY, ARE YOU GONNA LET HIM
TALK TO ME LIKE THAT ?
1099
01:09:42,346 --> 01:09:44,681
WELL, HON,
HE IS A DOCTOR.
[ Laughing ]
1100
01:09:44,714 --> 01:09:49,319
OKAY NOW, CAROLINE, LLOYD
AND I WILL GO INTO THE KITCHEN
AND GET THE COFFEE AND DESSERT.
1101
01:09:49,353 --> 01:09:51,488
AND THEN WE'RE GONNA
OPEN THE PRESENTS.
WE CAN'T OPEN...
1102
01:09:51,521 --> 01:09:54,324
PRESENTS
UNTIL MIDNIGHT.
WHY NOT ?
1103
01:09:54,358 --> 01:09:57,494
BECAUSE IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS
UNTIL MIDNIGHT !
GUESS WHAT.
1104
01:09:57,527 --> 01:09:59,896
WE'RE CHANGING THE RULES
A LITTLE BIT, OKAY ? WE'RE
GONNA OPEN UP THE PRESENTS NOW.
1105
01:09:59,929 --> 01:10:02,932
NOT LATER, NOW. WHY ?
BECAUSE WE'RE ADULTS...
1106
01:10:02,966 --> 01:10:05,669
AND WE CAN OPEN THE PRESENTS
WHENEVER WE WANT !
1107
01:10:05,702 --> 01:10:08,872
[ Snickering ]
LET'S GO.
1108
01:10:12,476 --> 01:10:14,578
[ Caroline Groaning ]
[ Mother ]
WHY ISN'T MY PORTRAIT...
1109
01:10:14,611 --> 01:10:17,847
OVER THE FIREPLACE ?
1110
01:10:17,881 --> 01:10:21,285
HAVE SOME COFFEE.
GO TO HELL,
MAMA'S BOY !
1111
01:10:21,318 --> 01:10:24,688
CAROLINE, GET A GRIP.
OR WHAT ? WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO ? SHOOT ME ?
1112
01:10:24,721 --> 01:10:26,856
[ Laughing ]
YOU THINK DEATH
SCARES ME ?
1113
01:10:26,890 --> 01:10:30,860
YOU FORGET, BUDDY.
I HAVE BEEN MARRIED
TO HI FOR 15 YEARS.
1114
01:10:30,894 --> 01:10:33,963
YOU FORGET
I HAVE YOUR SON UPSTAIRS.
1115
01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:40,570
[ Sighs ]
GOD.
1116
01:10:40,604 --> 01:10:42,772
[ Sighs ]
1117
01:10:42,806 --> 01:10:47,277
HERE WE GO.
HOW'S THAT, MOM ? GOOD ?
MARY, THIS ONE'S YOURS.
1118
01:10:47,311 --> 01:10:51,315
JOHN, THIS IS TO YOU
FROM ME AND DAD.
1119
01:10:53,016 --> 01:10:55,652
WHAT'S THAT,
AUNT CAROLINE ?
IT'S AN ORANGE...
1120
01:10:55,685 --> 01:10:58,922
MARZIPAN CAKE WITH
CREME DE MENTHE
AND LIME ZEST.
1121
01:10:58,955 --> 01:11:03,327
OH, SOUNDS TOO SWEET.
THEN DON'T EAT IT.
1122
01:11:04,761 --> 01:11:06,963
COFFEE ?
1123
01:11:06,996 --> 01:11:12,836
IS IT REAL COFFEE
OR SOME SCANDINAVIAN
CHRISTMAS POTION ?
1124
01:11:12,869 --> 01:11:16,740
HOW ABOUT SOME MUSIC ?
HOW ABOUT SOME
NAT KING COLE ?
1125
01:11:16,773 --> 01:11:21,445
- OH, GARY LOVES NAT KING COLE.
- [ Caroline ] GEE, YOU KNOW
EACH OTHER SO WELL.
1126
01:11:21,478 --> 01:11:24,280
OKAY, NAT KING COLE IT IS.
1127
01:11:28,318 --> 01:11:33,457
OH. GARY,
THIS IS FOR YOU.
OH, THANK YOU.
1128
01:11:33,490 --> 01:11:37,694
**
OH. THIS IS FOR JESSE.
1129
01:11:37,727 --> 01:11:42,532
UH, WE'LL JUST PUT THAT
IN A PILE RIGHT OVER HERE.
1130
01:11:42,566 --> 01:11:44,934
DO YOU LIKE IT, MARY ?
1131
01:11:44,968 --> 01:11:47,036
* CHESTNUTS ROASTING
ON AN OPEN FIRE *
1132
01:11:47,070 --> 01:11:49,673
YEAH, IT'S, UH...
REAL NEAT.
1133
01:11:49,706 --> 01:11:55,512
SLIPPER SOCKS !
OH, I HAVE WANTED THESE
FOR SO LONG.
1134
01:11:55,545 --> 01:11:59,549
THANK YOU, MOTHER ROSE.
KIDS, LOOK WHAT MOM GOT.
1135
01:11:59,583 --> 01:12:03,453
[ Quietly ] YOU KNOW, WITH ALL
HER MONEY, WHAT DOES SHE THINK ?
SHE'S GONNA TAKE IT WITH HER ?
1136
01:12:03,487 --> 01:12:06,823
I THINK THAT'S THE PLAN.
* FOLKS DRESSED UP
LIKE ESKIMOS *
1137
01:12:06,856 --> 01:12:10,460
OH, CAROLINE,
THIS IS FOR YOU FROM LLOYD.
1138
01:12:10,494 --> 01:12:14,030
- * EVERYBODY KNOWS
- [ Cracks A Nut ]
1139
01:12:14,063 --> 01:12:17,734
* A TURKEY AND SOME
MISTLETOE *
LLOYD ?
1140
01:12:17,767 --> 01:12:20,570
SHOULD I STOP HANDING OUT
THE PRESENTS ?
1141
01:12:20,604 --> 01:12:23,540
MAYBE SOME OF US
ARE NOT IN THE MOOD ?
1142
01:12:25,442 --> 01:12:28,412
CAROLINE ?
1143
01:12:28,445 --> 01:12:32,549
YOU SEE, DR. WONG,
YOU CAN USE ANY
TREATMENT YOU LIKE,
1144
01:12:32,582 --> 01:12:34,551
AND IT WON'T DO
A BIT OF GOOD.
1145
01:12:34,584 --> 01:12:36,820
THE SIMPLE TRUTH IS,
1146
01:12:36,853 --> 01:12:41,491
THAT SHE'S A NASTY,
SELFISH WOMAN WHO THINKS
ONLY OF HERSELF.
1147
01:12:41,525 --> 01:12:44,728
SHE HAS RUINED MY SON'S LIFE.
I CAN ATTEST TO THAT.
1148
01:12:44,761 --> 01:12:47,864
HE HAS ENDURED
SUCH HEARTACHE.
LADY...
1149
01:12:47,897 --> 01:12:50,934
WHY DON'T YOU
JUST SLEEP WITH HIM.
LET US ALL OFF THE HOOK.
1150
01:12:50,967 --> 01:12:53,837
- SHIT.
- [ Lloyd ] CAROLINE,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
1151
01:12:53,870 --> 01:12:56,372
WHAT'S THE POINT ?
YOU'VE MADE YOUR DECISION.
1152
01:12:56,406 --> 01:12:57,974
WHAT DECISION ?
1153
01:13:00,209 --> 01:13:03,613
CAROLINE'S LEAVING ME.
1154
01:13:03,647 --> 01:13:06,416
WE'RE GETTING
A DIVORCE.
1155
01:13:06,450 --> 01:13:10,119
* AND SO I'M OFFERING
1156
01:13:10,153 --> 01:13:12,889
* THIS SIMPLE PHRASE
WHY ?
1157
01:13:12,922 --> 01:13:15,725
* TO KIDS FROM ONE--
1158
01:13:21,831 --> 01:13:27,136
GARY, THIS IS TO YOU
FROM ME.
THANK YOU, BUNNY.
1159
01:13:27,170 --> 01:13:32,742
OH, THANKS,
MOTHER ROSE.
I BOUGHT YOU
THE HUSKY SIZE, JOHN.
1160
01:13:32,776 --> 01:13:35,912
YOU MUSTN'T LET YOUR WEIGHT
BECOME A PROBLEM.
1161
01:13:35,945 --> 01:13:38,114
HE DOES NOT HAVE
A WEIGHT PROBLEM.
1162
01:13:39,683 --> 01:13:43,953
OH. ISN'T THAT NICE.
1163
01:13:43,987 --> 01:13:48,725
THANK YOU, CONNIE AND GARY
AND MARY AND JOHN.
1164
01:13:48,758 --> 01:13:52,729
[ Whispering ]
MOM, THIS IS OUR GIFT.
1165
01:13:52,762 --> 01:13:57,000
IT'S TO PUT IN THE BANK.
IT'S ANOTHER PAYMENT
ON THE LOAN.
1166
01:13:57,033 --> 01:13:59,803
OH, THANK YOU, LLOYD.
1167
01:13:59,836 --> 01:14:04,741
OF COURSE, WE'LL HAVE TO SEE
WHAT HAPPENS WITH INTEREST RATES
IN THE NEW YEAR.
1168
01:14:04,774 --> 01:14:06,610
COCKSUCKER.
1169
01:14:08,945 --> 01:14:11,981
- WHAT DID SHE SAY ?
- SHE SAID, "COCKSU--"
1170
01:14:12,015 --> 01:14:15,619
YOU'VE BEEN SUCKING US DRY
FOR YEARS ON THIS LOAN.
1171
01:14:15,652 --> 01:14:18,755
HEY, CAROLINE.
NO, I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY.
1172
01:14:18,788 --> 01:14:21,758
YOU GOTTA PROBLEM
WITH THAT ?
NOPE.
1173
01:14:21,791 --> 01:14:24,027
DON'T YOU THINK
IT'S GONE ON LONG ENOUGH ?
1174
01:14:24,060 --> 01:14:28,598
YOU BOTH BORROWED MONEY TO OPEN
THAT RIDICULOUS RESTAURANT,
1175
01:14:28,632 --> 01:14:31,000
WHICH I TOLD YOU BOTH
WOULD NEVER WORK.
1176
01:14:31,034 --> 01:14:34,604
WELL, IT MIGHT HAVE WORKED
IF YOU COULD HAVE TAKEN
YOUR TENTACLES OFF OF HIM.
1177
01:14:34,638 --> 01:14:37,941
- CAROLINE, STOP IT.
- IF YOU REMEMBER, CAROLINE,
1178
01:14:37,974 --> 01:14:41,611
MY HUSBAND HAS JUST DIED.
I WAS ALL ALONE.
1179
01:14:41,645 --> 01:14:44,714
AND I HAD
TO HAVE SURGERY.
PLASTIC SURGERY.
1180
01:14:44,748 --> 01:14:47,283
IT WAS NECESSARY.
IT WAS NOTHING MORE...
1181
01:14:47,316 --> 01:14:50,119
THAN NEEDING TO KEEP
YOUR SON'S ATTENTION ON YOU.
1182
01:14:50,153 --> 01:14:54,558
MANIPULATING HIM
TO OPEN THAT STORE !
YOU WERE PRACTICALLY DESTITUTE !
1183
01:14:54,591 --> 01:14:56,626
I GAVE HIM A REAL JOB.
1184
01:14:56,660 --> 01:15:00,864
I LET YOU USE MY HOME
OUT OF THE GOODNESS
OF MY HEART.
1185
01:15:00,897 --> 01:15:03,132
YOU'RE CHARGING US RENT, ROSE.
1186
01:15:03,166 --> 01:15:06,169
WHAT KIND OF THERAPY
IS THIS ?
COME ON, NOW,
1187
01:15:06,202 --> 01:15:08,572
THIS IS GETTING
A LITTLE UGLY HERE.
1188
01:15:08,605 --> 01:15:10,574
YEAH, WE WALK AROUND
ON TIPTOES BECAUSE...
1189
01:15:10,607 --> 01:15:12,642
MOTHER MIGHT GET UPSET
OR MOTHER MIGHT GET ANGRY.
1190
01:15:12,676 --> 01:15:14,644
AND WHY ?
LET'S BE HONEST.
1191
01:15:14,678 --> 01:15:18,982
SHE HAS MONEY, AND SHE
HOLDS IT OVER ALL OF US
LIKE A DEATH SENTENCE.
1192
01:15:19,015 --> 01:15:21,985
I'M HAPPY TO GIVE
MY CHILDREN EVERYTHING.
1193
01:15:22,018 --> 01:15:23,987
THAT'S THE PROBLEM !
1194
01:15:24,020 --> 01:15:26,590
ONE SON WHO CAN'T
SAY BOO TO HIS WIFE...
1195
01:15:26,623 --> 01:15:29,826
AND THE OTHER ONE,
THE OTHER ONE--
HE JUST GIVES UP.
1196
01:15:29,859 --> 01:15:31,995
ONE BAD REVIEW
IN ONE LOUSY MAGAZINE.
1197
01:15:32,028 --> 01:15:35,198
- YOU JUST GIVE UP.
- NOW JUST A MINUTE.
STOP RIGHT THERE.
1198
01:15:38,367 --> 01:15:42,038
IN THE FIRST PLACE,
IT WASN'T "ONE BAD REVIEW
IN ONE LOUSY MAGAZINE."
1199
01:15:42,071 --> 01:15:45,041
- IT WAS THE RESTAURANT
GUIDEBOOK OF NEW YORK.
- OH, GOD.
1200
01:15:45,074 --> 01:15:48,344
AND WHEN THE RESTAURANT
GUIDEBOOK RECOMMENDS YOU...
1201
01:15:48,377 --> 01:15:52,281
TO HINDUS LOOKING FOR
A FUN NIGHT OUT OF FASTING,
1202
01:15:52,315 --> 01:15:55,218
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT ME TO DO,
CHANGE THE MENU ?
1203
01:15:55,251 --> 01:16:00,690
- YOU CLOSE THE RESTAURANT.
- NO, YOU CLOSE THE RESTAURANT.
OTHER PEOPLE TRY AGAIN.
1204
01:16:00,724 --> 01:16:05,261
BUT, YOU SEE,
EVERYTHING ALWAYS CAME
SO DAMN EASY FOR YOU.
1205
01:16:05,294 --> 01:16:07,631
BUT THE FIRST TIME THAT
YOU TRIED SOMETHING...
1206
01:16:07,664 --> 01:16:11,635
THAT WAS REALLY IMPORTANT
TO YOU, TO US,
1207
01:16:11,668 --> 01:16:13,970
AND IT DIDN'T WORK OUT,
WHAT DID YOU DO ?
1208
01:16:14,003 --> 01:16:17,707
YOU RAN HOME TO MOM.
AND THEN YOU BUILD THIS WALL...
1209
01:16:17,741 --> 01:16:21,277
AROUND YOURSELF,
SHUTTING ME OUT,
SHUTTING JESSE OUT...
1210
01:16:21,310 --> 01:16:24,047
WITH YOUR CYNICISM
AND YOUR DERISION !
1211
01:16:24,080 --> 01:16:27,050
AND YOU CALL THAT
BEING RESPONSIBLE !
1212
01:16:27,083 --> 01:16:29,786
WELL, I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS.
I DON'T CARE IF I WIND UP...
1213
01:16:29,819 --> 01:16:33,289
A TRUCK STOP WAITRESS
WITH PLATINUM HAIR
AND PINEAPPLE EARRINGS !
1214
01:16:33,322 --> 01:16:38,027
AT LEAST I'D BE ALIVE.
BE BETTER THAN LIVING
WITH A CORPSE.
1215
01:16:49,939 --> 01:16:55,078
BEFORE YOU, UH,
GET ON WITH YOUR CAREER
IN THE SERVICE INDUSTRY,
1216
01:16:55,111 --> 01:16:58,915
LET'S SET
THE RECORD STRAIGHT.
1217
01:16:58,948 --> 01:17:02,652
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT YOU LEAVING
WITH ANY MISUNDERSTANDINGS.
1218
01:17:04,353 --> 01:17:07,090
MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
1219
01:17:07,123 --> 01:17:10,326
MAYBE I WAS AFRAID.
1220
01:17:10,359 --> 01:17:13,963
MAYBE I CAN'T...
TAKE FAILURE.
1221
01:17:13,997 --> 01:17:16,632
THAT'S PROBABLY TRUE.
1222
01:17:16,666 --> 01:17:21,938
AND MAYBE IT'S
BECAUSE THE DECISION
WAS ALL UP TO ME.
1223
01:17:21,971 --> 01:17:25,174
IT WAS ALWAYS ALL UP TO ME.
1224
01:17:25,208 --> 01:17:28,144
YOU WERE SO AFRAID
OF BEING WRONG,
YOU NEVER MADE A CHOICE.
1225
01:17:28,177 --> 01:17:31,114
AT LEAST YOU MADE IT
LOOK THAT WAY.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
1226
01:17:31,147 --> 01:17:36,452
IF YOU RECALL, MY FIRST RESPONSE
TO MY MOTHER'S OFFER TO LIVE
HERE WAS ABSOLUTELY NOT.
1227
01:17:36,485 --> 01:17:39,288
LIE.
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
YOU THINK ABOUT IT.
1228
01:17:39,322 --> 01:17:42,058
WE WERE SITTING IN OUR BEDROOM
ON 78th STREET.
1229
01:17:42,091 --> 01:17:44,060
WE WERE SMOKING A JOINT
AND LISTENING TO AL GREEN.
1230
01:17:44,093 --> 01:17:46,796
AND I SAID, "ABSOLUTELY NOT."
[ Connie ]
I'M SORRY,
1231
01:17:46,830 --> 01:17:48,464
BUT I HAVE HAD ENOUGH !
1232
01:17:48,497 --> 01:17:52,068
I HAVE NEVER HEARD
OF SUCH A CHRISTMAS !
1233
01:17:52,101 --> 01:17:55,371
SEX AND DRUGS A-A-AND
WOMEN BEING SET ON FIRE !
1234
01:17:55,404 --> 01:17:57,907
I AM TAKING MY CHILDREN
UPSTAIRS RIGHT NOW.
CONNIE, THAT'S IT.
1235
01:17:57,941 --> 01:18:02,411
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP. OKAY ?
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP.
COME ON, KIDS,
1236
01:18:02,445 --> 01:18:05,982
-WE'RE GOING UPSTAIRS. GARY ?
-I THINK THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT.
1237
01:18:06,015 --> 01:18:10,820
- WELL, I THINK THIS IS SICK !
- CONNIE, HONEY, RIGHT NOW
NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU THINK.
1238
01:18:10,854 --> 01:18:14,057
- YOU HAVE NOT DEFENDED ME
ONCE THIS ENTIRE EVENING !
- TELL HER TO SIT DOWN.
1239
01:18:14,090 --> 01:18:16,159
[ All Arguing ]
1240
01:18:16,192 --> 01:18:18,161
JUST SIT DOWN AND
GIVE THESE PEOPLE...
1241
01:18:18,194 --> 01:18:20,363
A LITTLE SPACE
TO WORK OUT THEIR--
1242
01:18:20,396 --> 01:18:24,233
EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME,
EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME !
[ Glass Shattering ]
1243
01:18:29,806 --> 01:18:35,711
IF YOU DON'T MIND,
THE CORPSE STILL HAS THE FLOOR.
[ Poker Hits Floor ]
1244
01:18:35,745 --> 01:18:40,716
I TOLD YOU WHAT MOVING HERE
COULD MEAN, BUT YOU WERE THE ONE
WHO SAID WE SHOULD CONSIDER IT.
1245
01:18:40,750 --> 01:18:43,719
NOT THE ACTUAL MOVING,
JUST THE CONSIDERING.
1246
01:18:43,753 --> 01:18:47,123
THE ACTUAL MOVING-IN PART
WAS LEFT TO ME. WHY ?
1247
01:18:47,156 --> 01:18:50,526
BECAUSE YOU
DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
YOU WERE CONFUSED.
1248
01:18:50,559 --> 01:18:52,796
YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT
WAS THE RIGHT THING.
1249
01:18:52,829 --> 01:18:55,398
BUT YOU WERE SURE AS HELL
SICK AND TIRED OF LIVING...
1250
01:18:55,431 --> 01:18:57,400
IN A ONE-BEDROOM APARTMENT
IN NEW YORK CITY.
1251
01:18:57,433 --> 01:19:01,137
SO DON'T HAND ME THAT
"IT WAS THE BEST OF TIMES"
BULLSHIT !
1252
01:19:01,170 --> 01:19:04,040
YOU DIDN'T WANT TO WORK
ANYMORE, AND YOU DIDN'T WANT
ANY HELP WITH THE BABY...
1253
01:19:04,073 --> 01:19:06,042
BECAUSE YOU WANTED
TO DO IT ALL BY YOURSELF.
1254
01:19:06,075 --> 01:19:08,211
AND YOU HATED NEW YORK...
1255
01:19:08,244 --> 01:19:10,446
BECAUSE WE WEREN'T
AS RICH AS YOUR COLLEGE
FRIENDS WERE TO ENJOY IT.
1256
01:19:10,479 --> 01:19:12,882
WE COULDN'T AFFORD
A BIGGER PLACE...
1257
01:19:12,916 --> 01:19:15,551
AND YOU WERE MISERABLE
BEING AROUND PEOPLE
WHO COULD.
1258
01:19:15,584 --> 01:19:19,388
AND... WE WERE
UP TO OUR EARS IN DEBT.
1259
01:19:19,422 --> 01:19:22,992
BUT MOVING HERE
WAS MY DECISION.
1260
01:19:23,026 --> 01:19:25,294
RIGHT ! AND THE LOAN
WAS SAME SITUATION--
1261
01:19:25,328 --> 01:19:29,398
WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES
ANY OF THIS MAKE NOW ?
YOU'RE GETTING A DIVORCE.
1262
01:19:29,432 --> 01:19:31,434
- MOTHER.
- WHAT ?
1263
01:19:33,169 --> 01:19:37,773
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR YOU
TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
FOR TEN SECONDS ?
1264
01:19:37,807 --> 01:19:42,345
LLOYD, DON'T TALK TO ME
LIKE THAT IN MY OWN HOUSE.
1265
01:19:48,051 --> 01:19:51,320
YOU KNOW WHAT, MOM ?
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA
GET YOU NEXT CHRISTMAS ?
1266
01:19:51,354 --> 01:19:54,290
A BIG WOODEN CROSS.
1267
01:19:54,323 --> 01:19:57,961
SO EVERY TIME YOU
FEEL UNAPPRECIATED
FOR ALL YOUR SACRIFICES,
1268
01:19:57,994 --> 01:20:01,430
YOU CAN CLIMB ON UP
AND NAIL YOURSELF TO IT.
1269
01:20:01,464 --> 01:20:05,034
GARY, GET MY BAGS.
1270
01:20:06,202 --> 01:20:08,938
I'M LEAVING.
[ Connie ]
OH !
1271
01:20:08,972 --> 01:20:13,309
GO GET THEM YOURSELF !
HE'S NOT YOUR ERRAND BOY !
1272
01:20:13,342 --> 01:20:16,612
HAS EVERYONE GONE NUTS ?
WHO THE HELL DO YOU
THINK YOU ARE ?
1273
01:20:16,645 --> 01:20:19,382
SLIPPER SOCKS, MEDIUM !
1274
01:20:24,587 --> 01:20:27,823
- [ Doorbell Rings ]
- HEY !
1275
01:20:31,094 --> 01:20:34,363
THE ARMY ? WHAT THE FUCK ?
WHAT AM I ? OSWALD, HERE ?
1276
01:20:34,397 --> 01:20:36,866
HEY ! HEY ! HEY !
1277
01:20:36,900 --> 01:20:38,334
HEY, HEY, NO.
1278
01:20:38,367 --> 01:20:40,970
HEY, COME ON.
COME ON, WILL YA ?
1279
01:20:41,004 --> 01:20:44,340
OOH !
1280
01:20:44,373 --> 01:20:47,977
[ Muffled Grunting ]
OKAY, OKAY.
1281
01:20:48,011 --> 01:20:50,313
IS THIS PART
OF THE THERAPY ?
[ Doorbell Rings ]
1282
01:20:50,346 --> 01:20:55,418
NOW, I WANT EVERYBODY
INTO THE DEN OR I'M
GONNA SHOOT HER.
1283
01:20:55,451 --> 01:20:58,321
- GO AHEAD, SHOOT HER.
- SHUT UP !
1284
01:20:58,354 --> 01:21:01,224
GET IN THE DEN !
[ Growling ]
1285
01:21:03,927 --> 01:21:07,230
[ Doorbell Rings ]
1286
01:21:13,136 --> 01:21:15,104
[ Caroline ]
HI.
1287
01:21:15,138 --> 01:21:17,941
[ Man ] MR. AND MRS. CHASSEUR,
I'M SORRY TO DISTURB YOU
DURING THE HOLIDAYS.
1288
01:21:17,974 --> 01:21:20,944
I'M LIEUTENANT SISKEL
FROM THE ACADEMY.
1289
01:21:20,977 --> 01:21:23,612
IS THERE
SOME TROUBLE ?
1290
01:21:23,646 --> 01:21:29,218
YES, YES, AND I COULDN'T
IN GOOD CONSCIENCE LET IT
WAIT ANY LONGER.
1291
01:21:29,252 --> 01:21:31,220
[ Lloyd ]
DOES IT INVOLVE JESSE ?
1292
01:21:31,254 --> 01:21:35,191
[ Siskel ]
IT DOES. UH, JESSE
IS A VERY CLEVER...
1293
01:21:35,224 --> 01:21:38,094
AND ENTERPRISING
YOUNG BUSINESSMAN.
1294
01:21:38,127 --> 01:21:42,098
HE CURRENTLY HAS
SEVERAL PHOTOGRAPHS OF ME.
1295
01:21:42,131 --> 01:21:45,634
[ Lloyd ]
OH, MY LORD.
[ Groaning ]
1296
01:21:45,668 --> 01:21:49,272
HEY, HEY, KID.
KID, THAT'S ENOUGH.
1297
01:21:49,305 --> 01:21:52,208
YOU SURE
THIS WILL HOLD ?
YEAH.
1298
01:21:52,241 --> 01:21:55,411
[ Chuckles ]
I KNEW...
1299
01:21:55,444 --> 01:21:57,913
YOU WEREN'T A DOCTOR.
I KNEW IT.
1300
01:21:57,947 --> 01:22:01,217
YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY,
YOU KNOW. YOU'LL EITHER
BE CAPTURED OR KILLED.
1301
01:22:01,250 --> 01:22:05,221
ONE LESS WORTHLESS MAN AROUND.
ONE LESS BURDEN TO SOCIETY.
1302
01:22:05,254 --> 01:22:07,256
UN-FUCKIN'-BELIEVABLE.
1303
01:22:07,290 --> 01:22:10,426
I'VE SURVIVED
WORSE THAN YOU.
1304
01:22:10,459 --> 01:22:16,065
WORLD WARS, OLD AGE,
MARRIAGE AND WEAK MEN
LIKE YOU.
1305
01:22:16,099 --> 01:22:19,068
MEN WHO DON'T HAVE
THE GUTS TO SURVIVE
IN THE REAL WORLD.
1306
01:22:19,102 --> 01:22:23,339
MEN WHO ARE JUST SCARED LITTLE
BOYS INTIMIDATING EVERYONE
WITH THEIR AGGRESSIVENESS...
1307
01:22:23,372 --> 01:22:26,475
BECAUSE THEY'RE AFRAID
THE WORLD WILL FIND OUT...
1308
01:22:26,509 --> 01:22:28,944
HOW SMALL THEIR PENISES ARE.
1309
01:22:31,147 --> 01:22:35,418
YOU KNOW, LADY, I'D LIKE
TO TIE YOU TO THE BACK
OF A FUCKIN' TRUCK.
1310
01:22:35,451 --> 01:22:37,486
YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS.
1311
01:22:39,622 --> 01:22:42,125
NO, NO ! DON'T.
IT'S NOT WORTH IT.
I JUST WANT TO HIT HER.
1312
01:22:42,158 --> 01:22:46,262
I FUCKIN' HATE HER, LLOYD.
I KNOW.
I KNOW.
1313
01:22:46,295 --> 01:22:49,665
MARY,
GAG YOUR GRANDMA.
1314
01:22:51,534 --> 01:22:53,702
[ Whimpers ]
[ Gus ] WHAT THE FUCK
IS WRONG WITH YOU ?
1315
01:22:55,404 --> 01:22:57,773
I THOUGHT MOMS WERE
SUPPOSED TO BE NICE...
1316
01:22:57,806 --> 01:23:02,645
AND SWEET
AN-AN-AND PATIENT.
1317
01:23:02,678 --> 01:23:05,281
I KNOW LOAN SHARKS THAT ARE
MORE FORGIVING THAN YOU.
1318
01:23:05,314 --> 01:23:08,651
YOUR HUSBAND AIN'T DEAD,
LADY, HE'S HIDING.
1319
01:23:08,684 --> 01:23:10,653
[ Thumping Upstairs ]
1320
01:23:10,686 --> 01:23:12,721
LET'S GO.
1321
01:23:19,328 --> 01:23:21,264
SHIT.
1322
01:23:28,671 --> 01:23:32,741
- WOW.
- OH, HONEY.
1323
01:23:32,775 --> 01:23:35,144
IS SISKEL STILL HERE ?
1324
01:23:35,178 --> 01:23:38,214
[ Lloyd ]
NO.
1325
01:23:38,247 --> 01:23:41,217
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, DAD ?
TURN ME IN ?
1326
01:23:41,250 --> 01:23:45,088
MAY I ASK YOU
JUST ONE QUESTION ?
1327
01:23:45,121 --> 01:23:48,091
IS THERE SOMETHING THAT
WE DON'T GIVE YOU ? WHAT DO
YOU NEED ALL THAT MONEY FOR ?
1328
01:23:48,124 --> 01:23:49,392
DRUGS ?
WHAT ?
NO !
1329
01:23:49,425 --> 01:23:52,728
MORE VIDEO GAMES ?
WHAT MORE CAN WE BUY YOU ?
LLOYD, NO, STOP IT !
1330
01:23:52,761 --> 01:23:55,498
THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT.
1331
01:23:55,531 --> 01:23:57,032
GUS, I'M GOING WITH YOU.
I'LL GIVE YOU A CUT.
WHAT ?
1332
01:23:57,066 --> 01:24:00,169
WE CAN MAKE IT
TO THE DOCKS ON FOOT.
WE CAN TAKE A SHORTCUT.
1333
01:24:00,203 --> 01:24:01,537
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN.
1334
01:24:01,570 --> 01:24:03,772
YOU GOTTA TAKE ME
WITH YOU. I HAVE
NO OTHER OPTION.
1335
01:24:03,806 --> 01:24:07,743
- I CAN'T STAY HERE.
- WHAT AM I ? THE FUCKIN'
CIRCUS ? TAKE YOU WITH ME ?
1336
01:24:07,776 --> 01:24:10,613
BUT COME ON !
NO, FORGET IT.
FORGET IT.
1337
01:24:10,646 --> 01:24:12,715
JUST FORGET IT,
OKAY ?
1338
01:24:12,748 --> 01:24:17,420
DON'T START RUNNING, KID.
ONCE YOU START, YOU NEVER STOP.
BELIEVE ME.
1339
01:24:21,557 --> 01:24:24,227
FINE.
FINE, BE THAT WAY.
1340
01:24:24,260 --> 01:24:27,530
I'LL JUST GO
BY MYSELF THEN.
1341
01:24:27,563 --> 01:24:31,400
OH, PLEASE, JESSE, LOOK.
GIVE US ANOTHER--
1342
01:24:31,434 --> 01:24:36,405
OH, JESSE.
WE SCREWED UP, NOT YOU. OH !
[ Doorbell Rings ]
1343
01:24:36,439 --> 01:24:40,276
[ Sighs ]
SHIT. WHO IS THAT ?
1344
01:24:41,444 --> 01:24:45,148
LOOK, I PROMISE YOU,
WE'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS.
1345
01:24:45,181 --> 01:24:48,117
WE'LL FIX EVERYTHING.
NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS
BETWEEN ME AND YOUR FATHER--
1346
01:24:48,151 --> 01:24:53,088
-YOU'RE SPLITTING UP ?
-THAT'S NOT YOUR PROBLEM, HONEY.
1347
01:24:53,122 --> 01:24:55,558
HEY, I'M IN THIS FAMILY TOO,
YOU KNOW.
1348
01:24:55,591 --> 01:24:59,562
EVERY TIME YOU GUYS YELL
AND SCREAM AT EACH OTHER,
IT IS MY PROBLEM, MOM.
1349
01:24:59,595 --> 01:25:02,097
- CAROLINE, LET'S GO.
- ONE SECOND.
1350
01:25:02,131 --> 01:25:05,268
OKAY, A LOT'S HAPPENED
BETWEEN ME AND LLOYD.
1351
01:25:05,301 --> 01:25:09,438
WE'VE MADE A LOT OF MISTAKES.
YOU GOT CAUGHT IN THE MIDDLE.
1352
01:25:11,674 --> 01:25:13,742
DO YOU HATE EACH OTHER ?
1353
01:25:13,776 --> 01:25:15,844
[ Doorbell
Continues Ringing ]
1354
01:25:15,878 --> 01:25:18,314
NO.
THEN YOU'RE
STAYING TOGETHER.
1355
01:25:18,347 --> 01:25:22,318
- CAROLINE, COME ON. LET'S GO.
- OH, JUST WAIT ! PLEASE !
1356
01:25:22,351 --> 01:25:27,356
I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOUR FATHER WANTS.
1357
01:25:27,390 --> 01:25:29,325
WHAT DO YOU WANT ?
1358
01:25:29,358 --> 01:25:33,462
CAROLINE.
CAROLINE, COME ON.
1359
01:25:35,564 --> 01:25:39,435
WE'LL TALK
ABOUT THIS LATER, OKAY ?
JUST STAY HERE, PLEASE.
1360
01:25:39,468 --> 01:25:42,438
WE'LL BE BACK SOON.
WHAT ABOUT SISKEL ?
1361
01:25:42,471 --> 01:25:45,674
WE'LL FIX IT, HONEY.
WE'LL GIVE HIM THE MONEY,
THE PHOTOS, ANYTHING.
1362
01:25:45,708 --> 01:25:48,477
JUST... STAY RIGHT THERE.
1363
01:25:52,581 --> 01:25:55,651
HEY !
1364
01:25:55,684 --> 01:25:58,221
YOU KNOW SOMETHING ?
1365
01:25:58,254 --> 01:26:00,956
LLOYD, CAROLINE,
1366
01:26:00,989 --> 01:26:06,462
EVERY YEAR WE GIVE YOU
A FRUITCAKE FOR CHRISTMAS...
DIDN'T YOU LOCK THE DOOR ?
1367
01:26:06,495 --> 01:26:10,799
AND YOU DON'T GIVE US
A GODDAMN THING.
1368
01:26:10,833 --> 01:26:14,570
MY WIFE THINKS
IT'S BECAUSE--
1369
01:26:14,603 --> 01:26:18,707
HEY, YOU HAD A GUN,
DIDN'T YOU ?
1370
01:26:18,741 --> 01:26:20,976
ME ?
YES, YOU DID.
YOU DID.
1371
01:26:21,009 --> 01:26:24,680
YOU HAD A GUN.
I SAW IT.
NO.
1372
01:26:24,713 --> 01:26:28,717
HEY, YOU'RE THE GUY.
YOU'RE THE GUY, AREN'T YA ?
OKAY, PAL.
1373
01:26:28,751 --> 01:26:32,521
WHAT, ARE YOU
PULLING A GUN ON ME ?
I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU.
1374
01:26:32,555 --> 01:26:35,658
- JUST CALM DOWN, ALL RIGHT ?
- YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME ?
1375
01:26:35,691 --> 01:26:38,661
I'M SANTA CLAUS.
[ Shouting ]
1376
01:26:38,694 --> 01:26:41,196
- [ Gasping ]
- [ Santa Hits Floor ]
1377
01:26:42,865 --> 01:26:47,270
GREAT.
I JUST BEAT UP SANTA CLAUS.
1378
01:26:47,303 --> 01:26:50,273
[ Siren Wailing ]
1379
01:26:50,306 --> 01:26:52,941
GUYS, THE COPS ARE HERE.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ?
1380
01:26:52,975 --> 01:26:56,445
CENTRAL, CRUISER 252.
PANELLA SPEAKING.
1381
01:26:56,479 --> 01:26:58,547
I'M AT THE CHASSEUR HOUSE.
OVER.
1382
01:27:00,983 --> 01:27:03,719
WE GOTTA GET YOU OUTTA HERE.
BUT I CAN'T JUST LEAVE.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'M GOIN'.
1383
01:27:03,752 --> 01:27:06,255
JUST KEEP PRETENDING
LIKE YOU'RE DR. WONG.
THEN YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO.
1384
01:27:06,289 --> 01:27:08,291
THERE'S FIVE PEOPLE TIED UP
IN THE BACK ROOM, COME ON.
THEN WE CAN HIDE YOU.
1385
01:27:08,324 --> 01:27:10,459
WE CAN HIDE YOU ANYWHERE.
I KNOW THIS PLACE.
THERE'S SEARCH TEAMS.
1386
01:27:10,493 --> 01:27:12,928
THEY SEARCH UNTIL THEY FIND
WHAT THEY'RE LOOKING FOR.
IT'S A BAD IDEA.
1387
01:27:12,961 --> 01:27:16,532
NO, IT'S A GOOD IDEA.
THERE'S THE MUD ROOM,
THE TRAP DOOR IN THE MUD ROOM.
1388
01:27:16,565 --> 01:27:18,601
WE'LL PUT YOU IN THERE.
IT'LL BE PERFECT.
NO, NO, NO.
1389
01:27:18,634 --> 01:27:21,304
OR THE TRUNK OF THE BEAMER.
THE TRUNK OF THE BEAMER'S
A GOOD PLACE.
NO, NO.
1390
01:27:21,337 --> 01:27:23,572
[ Siren Wailing ]
OH, I KNOW, THE HOPE CHEST !
WE'LL PUT YOU IN THE HOPE CHEST.
1391
01:27:23,606 --> 01:27:26,742
I CAN PRETEND I'VE LOST THE KEY.
FORGET ABOUT IT !
NO, NO, NO !
1392
01:27:26,775 --> 01:27:31,046
[ Gus ]
WHAT ABOUT THE BASEMENT ?
IS THERE A TUNNEL OR A HOLE ?
1393
01:27:31,079 --> 01:27:33,549
PATH THROUGH THE WOODS !
1394
01:27:33,582 --> 01:27:36,385
JESSE, QUICK, TAKE GUS
TO THE PATH THROUGH THE WOODS.
1395
01:27:36,419 --> 01:27:38,253
YOU SAID YOU KNOW A SHORTCUT
TO THE DOCKS, RIGHT ?
1396
01:27:38,287 --> 01:27:40,323
YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
THAT CAN TAKE HIM.
1397
01:27:43,759 --> 01:27:46,595
WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT
US TO DO ? TURN HIM IN ?
1398
01:27:48,431 --> 01:27:52,735
I CAN'T SPEND MY WHOLE LIFE
SENDING EVERYBODY I CARE ABOUT
TO PRISON.
1399
01:27:52,768 --> 01:27:55,438
GO ON.
1400
01:27:55,471 --> 01:27:57,840
OKAY, DAD.
COME ON, GUS.
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.
1401
01:27:57,873 --> 01:28:00,409
[ Lloyd ]
AND BE CAREFUL.
1402
01:28:00,443 --> 01:28:04,780
ALL RIGHT, GO, GO, GO.
WE'LL STALL THE COPS.
[ George Groaning ]
1403
01:28:04,813 --> 01:28:10,786
IF I WERE A SENATOR--
[ Groaning ]
1404
01:28:13,055 --> 01:28:16,091
HOW MANY MORE AFTER THIS ?
SIXTEEN.
1405
01:28:16,124 --> 01:28:19,762
GEEZ.
419, WE'RE OVER
AT SEABURY COURT. OVER.
1406
01:28:19,795 --> 01:28:21,997
419, DISPATCH.
YEAH, WE'RE STARTING
CANVASSING--
1407
01:28:22,030 --> 01:28:24,299
[ Knocking ]
STATE POLICE !
1408
01:28:24,333 --> 01:28:30,038
THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMEONE
HOME WITH ALL THESE LIGHTS
AND THAT CAR IN THE DRIVEWAY.
1409
01:28:30,072 --> 01:28:33,642
AH, GEEZ.
WE GOT A LIVE ONE.
1410
01:28:33,676 --> 01:28:35,778
I NEED SOME PEOPLE TO SURROUND
THIS HOUSE RIGHT NOW.
1411
01:28:35,811 --> 01:28:39,047
EDDIE, GET YOUR MEN IN HERE !
HIT IT !
1412
01:28:39,081 --> 01:28:44,787
[ Muffled Talking ]
1413
01:28:44,820 --> 01:28:46,955
OH, MY GOD !
THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE !
YOU'VE GOT TO HURRY !
1414
01:28:46,989 --> 01:28:49,324
YOU HAVE NO IDEA THE NIGHTMARE
I'VE BEEN THROUGH !
HE LEFT AN HOUR AGO.
1415
01:28:49,358 --> 01:28:52,060
HE WENT TO AN AIRPORT IN
HARTFO-- WOULD YOU SHUT UP ?
THE ENTIRE NIGHT--
1416
01:28:52,094 --> 01:28:54,463
I'M TRYING TO GIVE THEM
IMPORTANT INFORMATION. HE WENT
TO AN AIRPORT IN HARTFORD.
1417
01:28:54,497 --> 01:28:57,032
OH, I SUPPOSE
YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
WHO'S BEEN TIED UP ALL NIGHT.
1418
01:28:57,065 --> 01:28:59,034
I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
WHAT IS THIS ?
A MEN'S CLUB ?
1419
01:28:59,067 --> 01:29:03,672
EXCUSE ME !
ARE THERE ANY OTHER
HOSTAGES IN THE HOUSE ?
1420
01:29:06,409 --> 01:29:08,377
NO.
NO.
1421
01:29:08,411 --> 01:29:11,647
OH, KID.
AH, JESUS.
COME ON, GUS.
1422
01:29:11,680 --> 01:29:13,816
THERE'S NO BETTER
ROUTE THAN THIS
WITH LESS SNOW ?
1423
01:29:13,849 --> 01:29:16,051
NO, THIS IS IT.
THIS IS THE BEST ROUTE.
1424
01:29:16,084 --> 01:29:18,821
THIS IS THE BEST ROUTE ?
WE'LL BE THERE IN NO TIME.
COME ON !
1425
01:29:18,854 --> 01:29:21,424
I MIGHT NEED A WHEELCHAIR,
I'M TELLING YOU, KID.
1426
01:29:21,457 --> 01:29:24,393
I DISTINCTLY HEARD HIM
SAY THAT HE WAS HEADED TO
A SMALL AIRPORT IN HARTFORD.
1427
01:29:24,427 --> 01:29:27,663
AND FROM THERE
HE WAS TAKING A PRIVATE
PLANE TO VANCOUVER.
1428
01:29:27,696 --> 01:29:29,665
[ Caroline ]
NO, NO, IT WAS NOT VANCOUVER.
WHAT'S GOING ON ?
1429
01:29:29,698 --> 01:29:31,667
[ Lloyd ]
YES, IT WAS VANCOUVER.
WE'RE WORKING ON IT.
1430
01:29:31,700 --> 01:29:34,670
HE WAS ON THE PHONE,
AND HE SAID YUGOSLAVIA.
YUGOSLAVIA !
1431
01:29:34,703 --> 01:29:36,839
THERE IS NO YUGOSLAVIA ANYMORE.
AND WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND
WOULD GO THERE ?
1432
01:29:36,872 --> 01:29:39,107
- HE'S NOT IN HIS RIGHT MIND !
- ALL RIGHT !
1433
01:29:41,477 --> 01:29:43,846
- OH, UH, SORRY.
- SORRY.
1434
01:29:43,879 --> 01:29:46,415
WOULD YOU LIKE US
TO COME DOWNTOWN AND
GIVE OUR STATEMENT ?
1435
01:29:46,449 --> 01:29:49,552
- [ Both ] NO !
- WE'D BE WILLING TO DO THAT.
1436
01:29:49,585 --> 01:29:51,554
NO, NO, NO, NO.
THANKS ANYWAY.
HEY, MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1437
01:29:51,587 --> 01:29:53,889
THANK YOU.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
1438
01:29:53,922 --> 01:29:55,891
OH. WELL,
IF YOU'RE SURE.
BYE. BYE-BYE.
1439
01:29:55,924 --> 01:29:57,760
GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY.
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
1440
01:30:05,901 --> 01:30:09,037
[ Jesse ] DOCKS ARE DOWN
THE STREET ON YOUR LEFT.
[ Siren Blares ]
1441
01:30:09,071 --> 01:30:12,875
HEY, GEORGE ! THE CURFEW !
GO HOME ! GET OFF THE STREETS !
1442
01:30:12,908 --> 01:30:15,744
HOME, GEORGE,
HOME.
1443
01:30:15,778 --> 01:30:18,113
GUESS I OUGHT TO BE
GETTING HOME NOW.
1444
01:30:18,146 --> 01:30:20,783
GOOD IDEA.
1445
01:30:20,816 --> 01:30:24,152
YOU KNOW, I THINK
THINGS ARE GONNA BE
DIFFERENT WITH DAD.
1446
01:30:24,186 --> 01:30:29,592
IF THEY'RE NOT,
I'LL BLACKMAIL HIM.
SEE YA, GUS.
1447
01:30:29,625 --> 01:30:31,994
TAKE IT EASY.
1448
01:30:32,027 --> 01:30:34,096
CHRIST.
1449
01:30:34,129 --> 01:30:36,765
I'M NEVER HAVING KIDS.
1450
01:30:39,468 --> 01:30:43,071
SO DO YOU THINK
WE SHOULD GO UNTIE
EVERYBODY ?
1451
01:30:43,105 --> 01:30:46,108
NO.
WE SHOULD UNWRAP THEM
IN THE MORNING.
1452
01:30:46,141 --> 01:30:48,777
IT'LL BE MORE FESTIVE.
[ Laughing ]
1453
01:30:57,520 --> 01:31:00,155
SO WHAT ABOUT JESSE ?
1454
01:31:00,188 --> 01:31:04,627
WELL, SISKEL SAID IF WE
GIVE HIM BACK THE PICTURES
HE WON'T PRESS CHARGES.
1455
01:31:04,660 --> 01:31:08,764
NO, NO, I, UM--
I MEAN ABOUT US.
1456
01:31:08,797 --> 01:31:11,133
WHAT DO WE TELL HIM
ABOUT US ?
1457
01:31:18,907 --> 01:31:20,876
OH, CARRIE.
1458
01:31:23,045 --> 01:31:27,482
SORRY, BUT GRANDMA'S
EATING THROUGH HER GAG.
1459
01:31:30,318 --> 01:31:33,155
YOU KNOW SOMETHING ?
YOU ARE A PIECE OF WORK, PAL.
1460
01:31:33,188 --> 01:31:35,858
I TELL YOU TO GET A BOAT,
AND THIS IS WHAT YOU GET ?
GET OUT OF THE FUCKIN' WAY.
1461
01:31:35,891 --> 01:31:38,894
UH, GUSSIE ?
WHAT ?
1462
01:31:38,927 --> 01:31:42,497
WHEN ARE WE GONNA
OPEN PRESENTS ?
PRESENTS ?
1463
01:31:42,531 --> 01:31:44,900
IS THAT WHAT YOU SAID ?
PRESENTS ? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
1464
01:31:44,933 --> 01:31:46,869
AS SOON AS WE GET BACK,
WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE PRESENTS.
MATTER OF FACT, I'LL TELL YA.
1465
01:31:46,902 --> 01:31:50,038
I'LL SAVE YOU THE TROUBLE.
YOUR PRESENT IS A GIANT,
FUCKIN' CANNON, OKAY ?
1466
01:31:50,072 --> 01:31:51,974
AND WHEN WE GET BACK, YOU'RE
GONNA CRAWL INTO IT, OKAY ?
1467
01:31:52,007 --> 01:31:54,309
I'M GONNA PUT TWO POUNDS
OF GUNPOWDER IN THERE,
I'M GONNA LIGHT IT UP...
1468
01:31:54,342 --> 01:31:56,111
AND I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU RIGHT
OUT INTO FUCKIN' JERSEY, OKAY ?
1469
01:31:56,144 --> 01:32:00,015
AND THEN I'M GONNA STEAL A CAR
AND DRIVE TO JERSEY AND PICK UP
ALL THE LITTLE FUCKIN' PIECES...
1470
01:32:00,048 --> 01:32:02,751
OF YOUR BODY,
PUT 'EM IN A BIG PLASTIC BAG,
BRING IT BACK TO MY HOUSE,
1471
01:32:02,785 --> 01:32:05,754
PUT 'EM IN THE FIREPLACE, LIGHT
'EM ON FIRE. I'M GONNA SIT
THERE WITH A GLASS OF WHISKEY...
1472
01:32:05,788 --> 01:32:10,893
AND WATCH THE CHARLIE BROWN
SPECIAL WITH YOUR ASHES HEATIN'
MY FUCKIN' HOUSE ! OH !
1473
01:32:10,926 --> 01:32:14,162
[ Sniffing ]
GUS ?
WHAT ?
1474
01:32:14,196 --> 01:32:16,331
WHAT'S
THAT SMELL ?
SHUT UP.
1475
01:32:16,364 --> 01:32:19,635
* LIFE KEEPS ME WAITING
1476
01:32:21,369 --> 01:32:25,207
* AGAINST MY WILL
1477
01:32:26,809 --> 01:32:29,778
* BELIEVE IT OR NOT
1478
01:32:31,780 --> 01:32:34,917
* I KNOW MY OWN MIND
1479
01:32:38,887 --> 01:32:43,158
* DON'T GOT NO SPARK
1480
01:32:48,931 --> 01:32:53,301
* DON'T GOT NO WILL
1481
01:32:55,671 --> 01:33:00,042
* I'M WEARY
1482
01:33:00,075 --> 01:33:03,311
* NOTHING HOLDS ME
1483
01:33:04,947 --> 01:33:08,083
* ETERNALLY SEEKING
1484
01:33:09,251 --> 01:33:13,656
* THROUGH THE WINDOWS OF PAIN
1485
01:33:19,294 --> 01:33:23,632
* DON'T GOT NO SPARK
1486
01:33:29,672 --> 01:33:33,942
* DON'T GOT NO WILL
1487
01:33:36,111 --> 01:33:38,313
* I'M WEARY
1488
01:33:40,115 --> 01:33:43,318
* DON'T HAVE THE ANSWER *
1489
01:34:04,973 --> 01:34:08,043
* WHY
1490
01:34:08,076 --> 01:34:12,815
* CAN'T WE GET OUR LIVES
TOGETHER *
1491
01:34:15,818 --> 01:34:19,187
* HOW
1492
01:34:19,221 --> 01:34:24,192
* CAN WE STOP HURTING
EACH OTHER *
1493
01:34:28,063 --> 01:34:30,032
* PRAY
1494
01:34:30,065 --> 01:34:32,801
* TO GOD THAT YOU CAN GO
1495
01:34:32,835 --> 01:34:35,037
* STAY
1496
01:34:35,070 --> 01:34:37,339
* OUTSIDE THIS BROKEN CIRCLE
1497
01:34:37,372 --> 01:34:40,876
* LOSING YOUR
1498
01:34:40,909 --> 01:34:43,311
* DREAMS
1499
01:34:43,345 --> 01:34:46,314
* WE ALL MUST SACRIFICE
1500
01:34:46,348 --> 01:34:49,317
* WE PAY THE PRICE
WE PAY THE PRICE *
1501
01:34:49,351 --> 01:34:52,788
* ASHES TO ASHES
1502
01:34:54,356 --> 01:35:00,195
* WE ALL FALL DOWN
1503
01:35:00,228 --> 01:35:05,167
* IT'S TIME FOR US
TO CLOSE THIS CIRCLE *
1504
01:35:05,200 --> 01:35:11,840
* CAN WE GET UP OFF
OF THE GROUND *
1505
01:35:11,874 --> 01:35:15,210
* WHY
1506
01:35:15,243 --> 01:35:19,948
* CAN'T WE GET OUR LIVES
TOGETHER *
1507
01:35:22,484 --> 01:35:26,354
* AND HOW
1508
01:35:26,388 --> 01:35:30,325
* CAN WE START
TO MAKE IT BETTER *
1509
01:35:33,929 --> 01:35:36,899
* LOVING YOU IS KILLING ME
1510
01:35:36,932 --> 01:35:39,434
* LOVING YOU IS KILLING ME
1511
01:35:39,467 --> 01:35:42,304
* LOVING YOU IS KILLING ME
1512
01:35:42,337 --> 01:35:45,908
* LOVING YOU IS KILLING ME
1513
01:35:45,941 --> 01:35:48,076
* LIVE
1514
01:35:48,110 --> 01:35:51,413
* THE OTHER LIFE
WE SHOULD HAVE LIVED *
1515
01:35:51,446 --> 01:35:53,748
* GIVE
1516
01:35:53,782 --> 01:35:57,052
* ALL THE LOVE
WE NEVER, EVER DID *
1517
01:35:57,085 --> 01:35:59,054
* DREAMS
1518
01:35:59,087 --> 01:36:02,057
* WE ALL MUST SACRIFICE
1519
01:36:02,090 --> 01:36:05,794
* ASHES TO ASHES
1520
01:36:07,495 --> 01:36:11,066
* WHY
1521
01:36:11,099 --> 01:36:15,203
* CAN'T WE GET OUR LIVES
TOGETHER *
1522
01:36:18,506 --> 01:36:22,344
* AND HOW
1523
01:36:22,377 --> 01:36:25,347
* CAN WE STOP HURTING *
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